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🌸🦄🌸 The following story is part of a long running Furry Yaoi MPreg Fiction series about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
It features a transman main character who is an often pregnant megalomaniac supervillain necromancer, married to an unhinged Faerie King.
This series was started September 23, 1978, and now spans 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, and 3,000+ short stories. it celebrates it’s 50th, yes FIFTYITH! anniversary since the publication of it’s very first story (Friends Are Forever) on September 23, 2028!
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane — A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction
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Three bumbling wizards, bumbling more then usual
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Domestic Lives of Dangerous Faeries - LGBTQAI+ Queer MPreg Cozy Fantasy Fiction w a F2M Elf Wizard, a Gay Faerie Chef, & a BiSexual Demon Time Traveller, Free To Read Online
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
Seen in image:
- IMAGE 1: The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.
In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.
- IMAGE 2: Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion.
BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.
- IMAGE 3: The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.
GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.
- Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
- Not seen here: Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.
It started out as a perfectly normal, quiet, peaceful, normal, completely ordinary day.
The three wizards had left their lighthouse for a morning stroll, and went about their usual daily activities. Nothing out of the ordinary at all.
Three very evil wizards. The Pink Necromancer, his Frost Lich Candy Mage husband, and their Pyromancer Sheep-Demon lover, each set out to do, normal, ordinary, everyday chores.
Quaraun, as was his habit, ended up high on the cliffs overlooking the Noodle Beach Village, watching the wretched Humans whom he hated, and thinking thoughts of how he should punish them for existing, by raising corpses from the nearby graveyard to attack the village.
The evil Pink Necromancer was thinking delightfully, glorious thoughts of zombies eating the Humans, when he happened to turn too quickly, losing his balance, and suffering a horrible bout of vertigo, as he realized how very close he had gotten to the edge.
Quaraun stood on the jagged cliff-side, his silver hair whipping in the icy wind, his grip on his cane tightening with each roaring crash of the waves far below. He hated heights, hated the ocean even more.
No. That wasn’t true.
Quaraun loved the ocean.
It was just that up here, so high, his fear of falling off, of being crushed on the rocks, of drawing before help arrived, struck terror through his soul.
“Ya gonna stare at them waves all night, Love?” BoomFuzzy’s voice, teasing and full of mischief, broke the stillness.
The Phooka, wrapped in his black hakama and purple tartan, sidled up behind Quaraun, his rough hands slipping around the Elf's waist.
Quaraun tensed, startled, but relaxed quickly, leaning into BoomFuzzy’s warmth.
“I find the ocean soothing,” Quaraun murmured.
His blue eyes softened, gazing out at the tumultuous sea. He leaned heavier on his cane, his leg aching from standing so long.
BoomFuzzy nuzzled Quaraun's neck, his lips brushing against the Elf's ear as he whispered,
"Aye, tis beautiful, aye, but don’t ye think it looks dangerous from this height?"
Quaraun nodded absentmindedly.
“Yes, the danger frightens me.”
Quaraun stood at the cliff’s edge, staring out over the rolling, icy waves crashing below. His long, pink silk robes rippled in the cold wind, and his silver hair, glittering in the moonlight, whipped around his face.
He wasn’t afraid of the ocean—he loved it. He always had. It was the only thing that could calm his ever-present anxiety.
The fractured moon loomed above, casting jagged shadows across the frozen landscape, and the unsettling cry of distant undead lobsters echoed from the shore. The Moon scared him. It always growing closer, slowly on it’s way to crashing into the planet. But the ocean?
Quaraun was a Thullid.
A JellyFish, whom had left the ocean to live on land in the form of an Elf. He loved the ocean. It was his home.
Quaraun’s love for the ocean, was WHY he lived here on Noodle Beach in the Black Tower Lighthouse, overlooking the ocean.
And yet…just now an unnerving sense of dread crept over him, as he stared down at the ocean.
Every muscle in his body was tensed, ready to flee, but BoomFuzzy’s presence beside him held him in place. The Phooka’s warm breath across his neck as he leaned in, pressing himself against the Elf's back.
BoomFuzzy chuckled, a wicked grin tugging at his lips as he stood beside Quaraun on the cliff. The Elf was frozen, staring at the crashing waves far below, knuckles white as they gripped his cane. Fear shimmered off him, palpable, delicious to the trickster Faerie. This was a perfect opportunity for mischief.
“Ah, scared, are ya, Love?” BoomFuzzy teased, leaning in to nuzzle Quaraun’s neck.
“Yes.”
"Well, let’s see how much it takes."
“What?”
BoomFuzzy suddenly shoved Quaraun forward, causing the Elf to stumble towards the edge of the cliff.
Quaraun let out a startled yelp, thinking for a moment he was about to tumble into the crashing waves below. His heart pounded as he caught himself just in time, his cane scraping against the rocky ground. He spun around, furious.
"UNICORN!" Quaraun shouted, raising his cane as though to strike the Phooka. “What in the nine hells is wrong with you? I could have fallen!”
BoomFuzzy cackled, his laugh full of glee as he clapped his hands together.
“Ya shoulda seen yer face, Love! Ye looked like ya’d seen a ghost!”
Quaraun’s cheeks flushed with rage.
“You... you trickster! I could have died! You know I cannot catch myself if I fall! My leg—"
But BoomFuzzy wasn’t listening. He was too busy laughing, his whole body shaking with amusement. BoomFuzzy tried to hug Quaraun once again, but this time Quaraun shoved the Phooka.
“Do not touch me, Fiend!” Quaraun hissed, swatting at BoomFuzzy with his cane.
BoomFuzzy only laughed, taking a step back. With a snap of his fingers, a massive tentacle burst from the sea, purple and dripping with pink ectoplasmic goo. The gelatinous substance oozed across the rocks as the beast slithered toward them, its gurgling maw releasing a torrent of glittering pink vomit that splashed across the shore.
“Unicorn! What have you done?” Quaraun shrieked, aiming his wand.
“Just havin’ a wee bit o’ fun,” BoomFuzzy cackled.
“I’ll show you!” Quaraun snarled, grabbing his wand from the folds of his silk robe.
With a quick incantation and a flick of his wrist, a torrent of wriggling sea slugs materialized in the air above BoomFuzzy, raining down on the poor Phooka in a slimy deluge.
“Ach! What the bloody hell is this?” BoomFuzzy yelped, shaking off the slugs, his once gleaming tartan now splattered with slimy, writhing creatures.
He glared at Quaraun, but his grin quickly returned, his eyes gleaming with mischief.
“Oh, ye want to play dirty, aye?” BoomFuzzy muttered, a dangerous edge to his playful tone. He rubbed his hands together, casting a spell of his own.
Quaraun watched in mounting dread as a giant sea creature—half squid, half gelatinous blob—slithered out of the ocean’s depths, its gurgling maw spewing forth a flood of pink ectoplasmic goo. The creature belched violently, launching the goo in a high arc that splattered across the cliff, showering Quaraun in sticky, glowing sludge.
Quaraun wiped the goo from his face, seething.
“You vile, vile beast!” He pointed his wand at BoomFuzzy again, his eyes narrowing in concentration.
Aiming his wand at BoomFuzzy, Quaraun muttered a quick counter spell. This time, an explosion of bubblegum-pink roses filled the air, each thorn-covered bloom bursting from the ground at BoomFuzzy’s feet and wrapping tightly around his legs. From the sky, enormous pink roses fell, their velvety petals cushioning the goo.
BoomFuzzy grinned wickedly.
“Roses, JellyElf? Tsk, tsk. How dainty!” BoomFuzzy mocked as he struggled to free himself from the thick, thorny vines. “Ye fight like a wee lassie!”
Quaraun’s lips curled into a smirk.
“Careful, Unicorn. Those thorns are venomous.”
BoomFuzzy’s eyes widened as the roses’ sharp thorns pricked his skin, sending a tingling sensation coursing through his veins. His grin faded for just a moment, then his eyes sparkled again.
“Eh, venom? From flowers? Ye do surprise me sometimes, Love!”
The tentacle beast wailed as the roses smothered it, flailing under the floral assault.
With a quick gesture, BoomFuzzy dispelled the roses, shaking his legs free as he prepared his next spell. Quaraun readied himself, but before he could react, the monstrous creature BoomFuzzy had summoned earlier let out a guttural wail, vomiting more ectoplasm—this time directly at Quaraun.
The Elf barely dodged, using his cane to steady himself as the ground became slick with goo.
“I am done with this nonsense!” Quaraun declared.
“I’m not!” BoomFuzzy laughed.
“You never are!”
Quaraun raised his wand high, and the wind swirled around them, a vortex forming over the sea. With a powerful thrust of his wand, Quaraun summoned a storm of sea urchins, each spiked and glowing with eerie, green phosphorescence.
The creatures spun through the air like a swarm of angry hornets, hurling themselves at BoomFuzzy.
BoomFuzzy’s laughter echoed across the cliff-side as he danced around the spiny creatures, dodging the worst of the assault.
“Ye think ye can out-trick a trickster, JellyElf? I’m the King of The UnSeelie Court! Think again!”
With a flourish, BoomFuzzy conjured a flock of rainbow-coloured sheep, each one bleating loudly as they charged through the air, colliding with the urchins and causing a chaotic explosion of glowing spines and fluffy wool.
Quaraun stumbled back, shocked by the absurdity of BoomFuzzy’s counter spell.
“You madman!”
“Aye, mad enough to keep ye on yer toes, Love!” BoomFuzzy cackled, his hands coated in ectoplasmic goo as he caught one of the glowing sheep and spun it around like a partner in a dance. “I can do this for hours, can you?”
Quaraun watched the Phooka, equal parts infuriated and amused. He couldn’t help it—the ridiculousness of it all was too much. The anger slowly drained from his face, replaced by reluctant affection.
BoomFuzzy saw the change in Quaraun’s expression and grinned.
“Ye laughin’, Love?”
Quaraun huffed, trying to maintain his composure.
“No. I am... simply appalled at your utter lack of dignity.”
“Aye,” BoomFuzzy said with a wicked smile. “But ya love me for it.”
Quaraun sighed, lowering his wand. He couldn’t argue with that.
“Yis canna hide ya feelin’s, Quaraun.”
Quaraun’s cheeks flushed with fury.
“Enough!”
Before BoomFuzzy could respond, Quaraun flicked his wrist, sending a blast of magic that knocked BoomFuzzy into the air.
Laughing uncontrollably, BoomFuzzy tumbled through the raining roses.
GhoulSpawn, watching from afar, stumbled back in terror. He’d seen enough. With a yelp, he tripped over a rock and scrambled toward the lighthouse, arms flailing.
“I’m going back inside!” GhoulSpawn shouted, disappearing into the safety of the lighthouse as Quaraun and BoomFuzzy’s absurd magical battle raged on, pink goo and petals raining down.
Quaraun glared after him, then turned back to BoomFuzzy, his expression softening just slightly.
“Ya know,” BoomFuzzy said, brushing off a mess of the goo. “If yer done with yer tantrum, Love, I’ve got some lobster rolls inside. Care for a bite? Before The Goat eats them all without us? Ya know he will. Varmicious appetite that one.”
Quaraun huffed, turning sharply on his heel, but BoomFuzzy’s laugh rang out once more, chasing after him as the two made their way back to the lighthouse.
“Should bring the lighthouse to life while he’s in there by himself,” Quaraun muttered.
“Do it!” BoomFuzzy cheered.
“I think I shall.”
“That’ll learn him! Running off without us!”
Quaraun raised his wand and aimed it at the lighthouse.
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