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Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.
Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.
Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.
This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.
And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!
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Please Note: The Quaraun Series Is Rated M18+ and you must be 18 or older to buy it.
Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?
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Please note, this site is the Home Site for The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer aka The Quaraun Series.
The Quaraun series is a set of 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, transvestite wizard.
Due to the content of the books, you must be 18 or older to buy them and they are sold under M18+ ratings in countries that require book ratings on the cover.
Most pages on EelKat.com are either sample chapters from these Dark Fantasy Yaoi novels or how-to advice and Q&As about writing Dark Fantasy Bizarro Yaoi, and thus many pages feature mention of suicide, drug use, cutting, depression, BDSM fetishes especially CBT, schizophrenia, ritual murder, and thus many pages are probably NSFW.
Reader discretion is advised.
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The trio had been walking most of the day. Quaraun, having walked more or less around the entire globe and back several times now, was used to endless walking, but he new companions, never having taken up life on the road before, were finding it difficult to keep up with the High Elf's steady pace. The first few weeks of travel, he had slowed down so they could keep up, but now he was lost in his head, thinking his usual dark and morbid thoughts of death, dying, and suicide and was no more paying attention to his companions, thus Quaraun once again had picked up his usually brisk pace and BeaLuna and Bullgaar found themselves falling behind.
"Quaraun!" BeaLuna called ot. "Wait up! Quaraun!"
"He's not listening," Bullgaar said.
"I can see that," the Gnome said. "QUARAUN!" She yelled even louder.
Quaraun stop walking, pricked up his foot long ears and listened to the air.
"Finally!" BeaLuna said as she ran to catch up with the Moon Elf. "I've been trying to get your attention for the last half hour. Do you have any idea..."
"Shut up," Quaraun snapped. "I'm trying to listen."
"Listen? To what? You certainly ain't been listening to me, that's for sure. I've never seen any one so damned self-absorbed..."
"I'm an Elf. I don't have time for your emotional pitter patter...."
"Emotional pitter patter? Quaraun, you are the most arrogant, self-righteous, unemotional..."
"I'm an Elf. Get used to it. Now shut up!"
"I most certainly will not shut up! Just because you're an Elf doesn't give you the right..."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
BeaLuna immediately stopped talking. She and Quaraun had grown up together, but it had been many years since they had last seen each other. As a child, he had been a shy, quiet, timid little boy who never raised his voice to any one. Even as a young adult he had been that way. But that was 300 years ago. Quaraun was a much older, middle aged Elf now, no longer the little Elfling she had been used to. He'd never yelled at her before. She had never heard him yell at any one before. She had not imagined he even could yell. So she was quite taken by by it now that he had yelled at her.
"You've changed," she said quietly.
"The whole world has changed, BeaLuna, or haven't you noticed?"
"You've become bitter. Angry. You didn't used to be like this."
"I used to have a family."
"I know. I'm sorry."
"It's getting late. We need to find a place to set up camp."
Quaraun began walking again. BeaLuna and Bullgaar followed, but remained silent now.
"Quaraun?" BeaLuna asked timidly.
"What?"
"Have you been alone this whole time?"
"Yes."
"But it's been 300 years."
"So?"
"That's a long time to be alone."
"It's not like any one cared."
"I did. I still do. I would have gone with you. But I didn't know where you went. You just ran off after... after... your wife, and your children, and your father, and the king, and the whole village. Everyone was dead and you... you ran off into the woods and... I couldn't find you."
"Did you try to?"
"Yeah. I did."
"From what I saw last week, it looked like you never left the village. You were still there when I came back after all. And you're a Gnome. How did you stay alive for 300 years?"
"I don't know."
"You haven't aged a day since I last saw you. Can you explain that."
"No."
"BeaLuna, you were standing in the exact same place, you were standing, the day everyone died."
"So?"
Quaraun stared down at the tiny Flower Gnome.
"So? I'm prone to hallucinations, and I haven't seen anything to indicate to me that you are anything other than a figment of my imagination."
"Bullgaar too?"
"Bullgaar too."
"So people have called you insane so often now that you've started to believe it?"
"I'm an outcast Elf. Do you even know what that means?"
"You've been cut out the hive mind. You can't mentally communicate with other Elves any more."
"I'm alone inside my body, the same way a Human is now and I hate it. I've been cut out of Elf society and no one cares."
"I care."
"You've yet to convince me you're real."
"And you've yet to convince me you're evil."
"I'm a Necromancer."
"Who's dressed like a pink prostitute."
"Will you stop complaining about my clothes."
"The only thing I've ever seen you resurrect are roses."
"I like roses."
"Yeah. You always did."
"Well you stop following me."
"No."
"Why?"
"I haven't seen you in 300 years. We used to be best friends. You used to tak to me."
"I'm talking to right now aren't I?"
"This is not the same, Quaraun, and you know it. You used to tell me everything."
"And you used to tell my father everything I said."
BeaLuna stepped back. Quaraun's anger was flaring, and grew worse at the mention of his father.
Quaraun stomped off angrily, but once again stopped abruptly, twitching his ears and listening.
"What do you keep hearing?"
"I don't know."
Quaraun looked back behind them, staring down the road. Then looked ahead of them.
"I feel like someone is following us."
BeaLuna also looked up and down the road, but the road of fairly straight and quite a long distance of absolutly no one on the road, could be seen in either direction.
"I don't see anyone."
"Niether do I. But I heard someone."
"Well, you got ears like a rabbit. You can hear stuff from a few miles away, can't you?"
"Yes. But I can also tell distance and... it was close. Very close."
Quaraun looked out into the forest. Blueberry fields, scattered with young pines and oaks, lay to the West. To the East was a cliff that tumbled down into a ravine, before ambling off into the ocean not far away.
"Could be a bear," BeaLuna said. "Right time of year for it. Bear like blueberries."
"Yes. Could be a bear," Quaraun agreed.
The Elf started walking again and his two companions followed him. Quaraun once again pulled his map out of his bag and began reading it while he walked.
"Does that thing really change to tell us where we are?" BeaLuna asked.
"It's supposed to, but it's not working right now."
"What's it doing?"
He stopped and showed it to her. The enchanted map was an ancient brown scrap of crumbling paper. The map itself was drawn out in what looked to be crayons, and was very childish, as though drawn by a toddler. A long road spanned ahead and behind, exactly as was the road on which they stood. Cerulean blue crayon waves scribbled their way back and forth across the East side of the map, water splashing up out of the paper, as each wave drew itself anew. To the West big cartoon blueberry stick men ran back and forth, while yelling: "Eat me!"
"Uhm... the blueberries are talking," BeaLuna said.
"Yes, whenever food shows up, it starts yelling 'Eat me!' to let us know we are near food. The Elf Eater liked food and he designed the map to show him whenever food was nearby. He almost starved to death one winter, as a child, and he became obsessed with food as a result. He's quite a good chef actually."
"You, sound like you know him."
"I did know him. I like him. Quite a lot actually. I rather wish he was here."
"Quaraun, don't go making wishes, again."
"Did I wish for something?"
"Yes you did."
"Oh dear. Why do I keep doing that."
"I don't know. Anybody else says 'I wish' and nothing happened. You say it and all hell breaks loose."
"I'm a DiJinn. It comes with the job. It's not just my wishes. It happens whenever I hear any one wish for something too."
"Can't you control it?"
"No. I don't even know how it is I do it. It just happens."
"It wouldn't be so bad if you got the wishes right for once."
"It's not like I try to make bad things happen. You don't know what it's like being a wish granting wizard and never knowing what's gonna happen when you grant someone's wish. Why do you think I avoid living around people. 'I wish' comes out of people's mouths all day long. Force of habit. And they never mean it."
"Well, why do you do it then."
"Do what?"
"You keep saying 'I wish' at the beginning of all your sentences and YOU of all people should know better then to do it!"
"I don't know. What did I wish for this time?"
"You wished for The Elf Eater of pepper Valley to be here."
"Did I? Oh dear."
"I mean, what is wrong with you? Why the Elf Eater of Pepper Valley of all people? He's a mass murdering bastard! Serial killing war lord. Serial rapist pervert. He kills people for the fun of it."
"Well, I guess it's a good thing he's dead," Bullgaar said.
"Bullgaar," BeaLuna chidded. "You don't understand. He's a Necromancer. If he wishes for a dead person to be here, they're gonna rise up from the grave and be here."
"That true?" Bullgaar asked Quaraun.
"Yeah."
Quaraun recalled that he had earlier wished the talk to BeaLuna, and she had suddenly showed up, exactly where it was he had last seen her, not looking a day older then the day... the day he had killed every one in his village. He tried to remember if she had been ome that day. She had lived next door. He couldn't remember. Hadn't BeaLuna died with everyone else?
And what about Bullgaar? Quaraun thought sure he had killed Bullgaar that night in the tavern, yet, here he was. Silent as a grave most of the time, but following Quaraun every where anyways.
Where they both dead? Had he somehow wished them back to life?
Quaraun didn't know what to think.
BeaLuna went back to examining the map while Quaraun ran these thoughts through his head.
"So," BeaLuna finally said. "What's wrong with it? I mean, it looks like it is showing us exactly where it is we are."
"Look closer," Quaraun said, pointing to the place on the road that marked their position on the map.
BeaLuna looked at the enchanted map for a moment, at first not seeing what Quaraun meant, but then she saw it...
She looked up the road ahead of them. Then looked back behind them. Then looked back down at the map again.
"It shows 4 people standing in the road."
"Yes."
"But there's only 3 of us."
"Exactly."
"Bullgaar look at this."
BeaLuna handed the map to the half-Dwarf-half-Hill Giant.
After a bit of explaining, because because Bullgaar had not been listening, BeaLuna quickly got the Hill Giant Dwarf back up to speed.
"So, you're saying the map says someone is following us, but we can't see them?" Bullgaar asked.
"Yes," Quaraun answered. "That's exactly what the map is telling us."
"So, why can't we see them?"
BeaLuna didn't give Quaraun a chance to answer.
"Faeries," BeaLuna said, fear dripping from her voice. "Quaraun, are we in a Fae Forest?"
"Possibly."
Quaraun looked around at the not very tall trees. "Though it doesn't look like it. Fae like big trees. Old growth pines. Hundreds of feet tall. There's nothing like that around here. Can't be a tree over 30 feet tall for as far as I can see."
As Quaraun said this, a giant pine tree drew itself onto the map, but as no one was looking at the map just then, no one noticed.
"There's one," Bullgaar said, pointing to the road ahead.
Quaraun turned and looked to see what Bullgaar was pointing to. There not 20 yards ahead of them, stood a massive ancient pine tree, well over a hundred feet tall.
"That wasn't there a minute ago," Quaraun said.
"Are you sure?"
"Positive. I'm an Elf. I would have noticed a tree like that. How curious."
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Picking up immediately where The Night of The Screaming Unicorn ends... Quaraun continues on his way to Inuvik, intending to kill himself once he arrives home, only to find that in his 300 year absence, a Human village has been built up over the remains of the decimated Moon Elf village.
Quaraun's sanity wavers more than ever, as he questions the reality of his two traveling companions, both of whom he is certain he murdered years ago. Quaraun decides to head back to the coast in search of the Unicorn, but can't shake the feeling he's being followed.
BeLuna the Gnome, oddly still alive these 300 years after the destruction of the Moon Elf Village and still sitting in the exact same spot where Quaraun had left her 300 years ago, joins the Elf in his search for the Unicorn.
Annoyingly for Quaraun, BeLuna disappears whenever any one else is around and is nowhere to be found when he crosses paths with a gang of Elf hating drunk Dwarves and again when Orcs show up.
Wandering aimlessly through the forest, lost and now accompanied by a disappearing Gnome and a silent Dwarf, Quaraun is at a loss to explain who his companions are or why they are following him. Rumors that the serial killing Pink Necromancer is now travelling the countryside building an army of Gnomish Ghosts and Dwarven Zombies doesn't help matters any.
Things are not right with Quaraun's two new companions, and it takes an Undead Unicorn to show the Necromancer there are some things no one else can see.
TRIGGER WARNING:
This volume contains heavy use of suicide, cutting, and depression references, including graphic on page descriptions of cutting and suicide attempts.
If you suffer from depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts, or are easily upset by such things, it is highly recommended that you avoid reading any of this novel.
(Some of these free to read online sample chapters are NSFW)
The Journey Begins, is Part 2 of The Night of The Screaming Unicorn:
Home Again
The Gnome That Refused To Stay Dead
Raped By The Mountain Dwarf
Alone Again
Bullgaar the Vulgar (NSFW)
The Dwarf's Wife
A Dwarf In The Night
Gnomes and Dwarves That Are Not There
The Black Jaguar/The Phooka
The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley/That Bastard Murdered Me! Wait? Why Aren't I Dead?
The Double Dicked Unicorn
How To Properly Fuck an Elf
Humans For Dinner
Another Day, Another Town
Ooloff The Stupid
Oolong The Wise
Waiter, There's a Head In My Soup
The Orcs and The Necromancer (NSFW)
The Space Dock 13 WebRing
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The Quaraun series is a set of 2,000 short stories and 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, transvestite wizard.
Due to the content of the books, you must be 18 or older to buy them and they are sold under M18+ ratings in countries that require book ratings on the cover.
These morbid novels do not have happy endings, and main character Quaraun's depression, suicidal nature, and drug use gets worse as the series progresses. If you are looking for cheerful, happy stories, these novels are not for you.
Most pages on EelKat.com are either sample chapters from these Dark Fantasy Yaoi novels or how-to advice and Q&As about writing Dark Fantasy Bizarro Yaoi, and thus many pages feature mention of suicide, drug use, cutting, depression, BDSM fetishes especially CBT, schizophrenia, ritual murder, and thus many pages are probably NSFW.
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NOTE: The scenes and chapters featured here, are from the unedited first drafts, and NOT from the finished published novels. This was done because many readers had asked to see what the first drafts looked like to see how different they were from the finished product. Because these are from the unedited first drafts, they contain spelling and grammar errors, typos, and sections that are still unrevised. These errors are corrected in the final published editions.
The Quaraun series is a set of 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, bi-sexual, polyamorous/polygamous, masochistic, time traveling transvestite Elf wizard, his sex crazed, sadistic, drug dealing unicorn, and their bloodthirsty sentient house. The Quaraun series contains heavy use of the following:
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The Quaraun series has been banned by the following:The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints aka The Mormon Church (1991) (Reason: too much sex) (Interestingly, there were no sex scenes in the series before 2014) The Arundel Christian Tabernacle, Biddeford-Arundel, Maine (2001) (Reason: evil and influenced by Satan) New Life Church, Biddeford, Maine (2003) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014) Fan-Fiction.net (2012) (Reason: Too violent) Curtis Lake Church, Sanford, Maine (2013) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014 and I added gay characters to the series BECAUSE of this false complaint) Old Orchard Beach Town Hall of the Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, a division of the United States of America Government (January 4, 2016 via court order)(State of Maine, Biddeford District Court: Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574) (Reason #1: Too gay for the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach)(Reason #2: Contains transgender characters depicted as living in Old Orchard Beach, in violation of the ordinance which states Old Orchard Beach is a "Family Friendly Town" by virtue of it's ban on LGBTQ+ residents) NOTE: As a result of this ban, and my discovery that OOB had an ordinance banning LGBTQ citizens from living in our town, an additional court case rose up, and on October 21, 2016, Alfred Superior Court overruled the ordinance banning LGBTQs in OOB, AND overturned the town hall's ban on the Quaraun series, citing that both the ordinace baning LGBTQ residents and the court order ordering the Quaraun books to be removed from Amazon.comto be "gross violations of civil rights".) Did you notice how 3 different places used the exact same phrase of "Too gay for the family friendly..." In each of these three cases the exact same minister was behind the ban. |
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Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?
Book publishing hiatus: November 14, 2013 I was beaten up by a woman who claimed to be a unpublished author. I was paralyzed for 5 months and am still 4 years later relearning to use my legs & arms. While I was cripple, offline, and recovering these past 4 years, she next proceeded to hack my website and most all of my forum and social network accounts.
April 2015 she returned, filled my motorhome with 1,000s of gallons of feces/raw sewage and cut my cats heads off nailing them to my door. 10 cats are currently still missing.
October 2006 she blew up my house with a bomb, in May 2013 put a bomb in my classroom at college, November 2015 put a bomb in my department where I work at Walmart, and June 2016 put yet another bomb in WalMart. The FBI is trying to identity of this woman. More info about these terrorist attacks on my family can be found here: https://www.eelkat.com/1667Words.html
If you have any information about this woman, please contact the FBI agent in charge of the case, his contact info is on that page.
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