Counting Down to the 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)
In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.:
The Unedited First Draft Of
A Quaraun Story Written By ChatGPT
Free To Read Online
Cozy Fantasy Short Stories
In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure. :
The Unedited First Draft Of
A Quaraun Story Written By ChatGPT
Free To Read Online
Cozy Fantasy Short Stories
In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure. :
The Unedited First Draft Of
A Quaraun Story Written By ChatGPT
Free To Read Online
Cozy Fantasy Short Stories
In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure. :
The Unedited First Draft Of
A Quaraun Story Written By ChatGPT
Free To Read Online
Cozy Fantasy Short Stories
Meet The Characters:
Quaraun as SunTa
(Mother Mothra)
(13,000 year old Elf transformed
into an ArchAngel Form):
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Meet The Characters:
BoomFuzzy the Unicorn
aka
King Gwallmaiic, Elf Eater of Pepper Valley
You can find out more about BoomFuzzy HERE.
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BoomFuzzy thee Unicorn
in his Unicorn true Form:
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BoomFuzzy in his angry glowing Lich Form:
(trigger warning for the novel BoomFuzzy and many of the other books in the series, but that one especially: BoomFuzzy if life was massively depressed, had a raging drug addiction, and commit suicide, the scene is in the novel BoomFuzzy, and large portions of the series plot revolves around drug addiction and suicide. The series follows Scottish folklore about Lich's being the cursed wraiths of suicide victims, cursed to walk the earth among the living, as punishment for self murder. The primary plot of the entire series, is Quaraun's search for a way to break the Lich curse so his lover can be free...the Noodle Beach edition books, take place in an alternate portal dimension, where Lich's are not cursed, and takes place when BoomFuzzy has been a Lich for many centuries, but the curse is broken and he is free to leave, but now remains with Quaraun and Quaraun's new lover GhoulSpawn. The Noodle Beach stories are Cozy Fantasy and do not have the heavy suicide and drug use themes of the base series, the base series is GrimDark Fantasy.)
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BoomFuzzy - alive - pre-suicide/pre-Lich form
with young Quaraun pre-pink necromancer:
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Meet The Characters: GhoulSpawn
-his 65 year old "Young sheep Demon" form:
(GhoulSpawn is Quaraun's new lover, after the death of Quaraun's husband, BoomFuzzy. BoomFuzzy in his Lich form protects them both. GhoulSpawn is vastly younger than Quaraun, as GhoulSpawn was born three hundred years after BoomFuzzy's death. GhoulSpawn never knew BoomFuzzy when he was alive and only knows BoomFuzzy's Ghost/Lich/Wraith which haunts Quaraun.)
You can find out more about GhoulSpawn HERE.
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GhoulSpawn - his 500 year old Gremlin Form:
(After BoomFuzzy killed GhoulSpawn, Quaraun used necromancy to resurrect GhoulSpawn, the result was Gremlin, who is not GhoulSpawn, but rather an alien jellyfish living inside GhoulSpawn's reanimated corpse).
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GhoulSpawn - his 13,000 year old
ArchDemon Checka Form:
(Checka eventually evolves into ZooLock, but I have no figures made of ZooLock, so no pictures. Yes, these are figurines. Each one stands less then 2 inches tall, and was 3D printed by HeroForge, the small single character ones cost around $120 to make, the double ones cost around $250 to make. The big ones with wings and horses, cost around $300 to make. The most expensive one to make was "The Kiss", which cost $480, because the company did not have a base model for hugging and kissing characters and had to custom make it off my drawings).
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Note that these are "unedited first drafts" (written by ChatGPT) in about 900 word flash fiction short story format. I am trying an experiment to see if I can use ChatGPT to help me brainstorm story ideas, and I decided to post the process for you guys to see what exactly it is ChatGPT is ding.
If you are unfamiliar with the Quaraun series, the first book was a 16 page children's picture book published in 1978. Since that time I have published 138 novels, 423 novellas, and more then 2,000 short stories for the series (which was known as The Twighlight Manor Series from 1978 to 2014. It was renamed The Quaraun series in 2014, due to the change in main characters. Etiole and EelKat were the main characters in the 1970s, Vielder "Wild" Swanzen was the main character in the 1980s. Sir Roderic was the main character in the 1990s. Quaraun moved forward as the main character in 2013 and has been the main character ever since).
From 1978 to 2014 the series was traditionally published, and after 2014 it was self published. Most books were released as limited runs, some runs timed to 6 months, other runs set to 1,000 copies. Meaning after 6 months or a thousands copies sold, the book was retired and removed from print. Most short stories and novellas were published in print magazines, meaning they went out of print within 30 to 60 days after having been published. This makes all copies published from 1978 to 2014 very rare, many of them had only a thousand copies printed. Most were sold locally so never saw mass distribution.
I am currently (since May 2023) testing out ChatGPT to see what exactly it can do to help my writing career. After testing out hundreds of various methods of prompting it, I have determined that ChatGPT is very inferious when it comes to actual finished written products, but it is good for brainstorming ideas, creating writing prompts, and testing out various plot ideas via flash fiction.
What you are seeing here in this page, and other pages in this set, is me using ChatGPT to great writing prompts, then asking ChatGPT to put the prompts to the test by asking ChatGPT to write a quick 900 word flash fiction short story.
I have spent the past several week (May 2023 to October 2023) training ChatGPT on my writing style, character backstories, world lore, feeding it my previously published books, in the hopes that I could get it to be somewhat accurate to the long established lore of the published books, when writing these stories.
After months of training it, I have finally got ChatGPT to a place where is is MOSTLY accurate in the stories it spits out. However, it is often not accurate. For example, Quaraun has silver-white hair, but ChatGPT likes to say Quaraun has pink hair, blue hair, or lavender hair. Quaraun has blue eyes, but ChatGPT often says violent eyes or pink eyes instead. ChatGPT constantly forgets that BoomFuzzy is blind. Quaraun is a serial killer and BoomFuzzy is a war criminal, but ChatGPT has stated it absolutely refuses to acknowledge either fact, stating that it will only write things helpful to humanity.
ChatGPT has a lot of issue that make is not an option for writing any sort of finished product, but, it's useful for the early stages brainstorming process and that is what I am sharing with you here today.
Other issues ChatGPT has, which, if you read it's output in this series here, you should have noticed, include: ChatGPT has zero ability to understand "show don’t tell", ChatGPT uses literal definitions of words, ChatGPT does not understand nuance.
For example: If I tell ChatGPT to show Quaraun behaving in a melodramatic manner and speaking in verbose monologue, instead of showing Quaraun doing depressed actions and saying long winded dialogues full of morbid words, ChatGPT says something like: *"Hello," Quaraun said in a melodramatic monologue.*
Uhm, Hello, is a single word, not a monologue, which by definition is a hundred or more words spoken very quickly and in a robust but rambling way. Also, there is nothing melodramatic about the word, Hello, at all.
ChatGPT EXCELS at bland telling, and has massive difficulty at actually showing anything.
And ChatGPT's using words literally, is hysterical. For example, when I told ChatGPT to use "flowery purple prose, like Edgar Allan Poe used in Fall of House of User", it gave me a scene of Roderick Usher talking about violets, pansy, lavender, and lilacs.
ChatGPT does not understand that writing like Edgar Allan Poe, DOES NOT mean writing fan fiction about Poe's characters.
Likewise ChatGPT does not understand that using purple prose DOES NOT mean writing a list of the various shades of the colour purple.
Likewise ChatGPT also does not understand that using flowery prose DOES NOT mean writing a list of the various types of flowers growing in a garden.
Nuances are completely lost on ChatGPT, and you notice it big time in scenes with BoomFuzzy, when ChatGPT says things like: "BoomFuzzy looked across the shop and saw Quaraun through his blind eyes." It acknowledges that BoomFuzzy is blind, while ignoring that a blind person can NOT look across the room and see something.
And then there are the weird mixups it does, like showing GhoulSpawn, not Quaraun, weaving silk, or saying things like the cupcakes were delicious and tasted like yummy sheep wool. Uhm… wait, what?
The lack of scene connections from one paragraph to the next, are another issue. For example, it often starts a story by describing the snow on the beach (winter), only to two paragraphs later say Quaraun is pruning rose bushes (spring or fall), then a few sentences later say GhoulSpawn put on a bathing suit to swim in the warm water of the beach (summer), all while stating the passage of time is under an hour of a single day. ChatGPT has no ability to understand the impossible nature of these three things happening in the same day.
So, while ChatGPT is really good at creating these short stories, as you can see, it is also really bad at creating fine tuned details, as you can also see here, and it simply gets a lot of facts mixed up or outright wrong, as you can also see.
And so while ChatGPT is good for what it is, what it is, is very limited and has a long way to go before it can be used to write a finished product.
I plan to at some point take most of these and use them as outlines for full length 30k novellas or 75k word novels (written by me and NOT AI), but for now, this is what it is.
Today's prompt comes from: surprisingly a rant about how fed up I am with the 2,000 word SEO myth that scam artists have been spreading around the last few months. I say oddly because, I asked ChatGPT to answer the same Reddit question I was responding to and forgot to turn off the custom instructions, soooo instead of answering the question it gave me a story about Quaraun, and when I asked it to try again, it gave me a list of writing prompts instead. So, we never did find out what ChatGPT had to say about the 2,000 word SEO myth, because, now I'm over here on this page asking ChatGPT to expand on the writing prompts it gave us instead.
Thousands of additional writing prompts can be found here.
And more free to read online Cozy Fantasy stories like this one can be found here.
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.
Today's question is:
The Prompt:
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.
ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):
In the heart of a bustling enchanted bakery, Quaraun found himself surrounded by the intoxicating aromas of freshly baked pastries. The air was thick with the scent of chocolate, the tantalizing warmth of cinnamon, and the sweet embrace of vanilla. Pink silk sleeves billowing, Quaraun stood at the counter, his azure eyes wide with wonder as he surveyed the array of magical delights.
BoomFuzzy, his lich king phooka husband, emerged from the kitchen, a flourish of purple and black trailing behind him. "Ah, my delicate love, the pastries have outdone themselves today," he declared, his voice a playful melody in the sugary symphony of the bakery.
Quaraun, ever the melodramatic connoisseur of all things sweet, arched a delicate eyebrow. "Outdone themselves, you say? I shall be the judge of that," he replied, his pink silk robes swishing as he approached the display.
GhoulSpawn, their live-in lover, a sheep-demon from a hell dimension, joined the scene with a groovy aura, clad in a vibrant ensemble of yellow, orange, and green. "What delectable wonders have you conjured today, my friends?" he inquired, his golden-flecked pleco eyes twinkling with curiosity.
BoomFuzzy gestured dramatically toward a particular pastry, a golden swirl of enchantment nestled among the others. "Behold, the Celestial Confection. It has the power to transform the lives of those who taste its magic," he proclaimed, his voice resonating with the pride of a pastry mage.
Quaraun regarded the pastry with a mixture of skepticism and intrigue. "Transform lives, you say? I highly doubt a mere baked good could achieve such a feat," he remarked, his fingers delicately tracing the edges of his pink silk sleeves.
BoomFuzzy, ever the prankster, grinned mischievously. "Ah, but this is no ordinary pastry, my love. It's infused with the essence of moonlit dreams and the sweetness of everlasting love. A single bite, and you'll embark on a delightful adventure beyond your wildest imaginings."
Quaraun rolled his eyes, a theatrical sigh escaping his lips. "Moonlit dreams and everlasting love? Your tales grow more fantastical with each passing day, BoomFuzzy. However, I shall indulge in this whimsical creation of yours and witness the supposed magic it holds."
With that, Quaraun delicately plucked the Celestial Confection from its display. The golden pastry sparkled in his hand, its enchantment evident in the way it glimmered like a starlit night. Bringing it to his lips, he took a dainty bite, the flavors dancing on his tongue in a symphony of sweetness.
As the magic of the pastry worked its wonders, Quaraun's surroundings began to shift. The bakery faded away, replaced by a dreamscape of celestial wonders. He found himself standing on a cloud, the soft touch of mist beneath his feet.
BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn appeared beside him, their forms aglow with ethereal light. "Welcome to the realm of the Celestial Confection," BoomFuzzy announced, a playful twinkle in his violet eyes.
GhoulSpawn, surrounded by golden fleece and an aura of groovy energy, grinned. "Prepare for an adventure beyond the boundaries of reality, my friends."
Together, the trio embarked on a journey through a fantastical landscape. They soared through cotton candy clouds, traversed meadows of enchanted lollipops, and danced under the radiant glow of a marshmallow moon. The air was filled with the scent of sugared rain, and the sounds of laughter echoed through the candy-coated hills.
As they explored the whimsical realm, Quaraun, usually easily frightened, found himself embracing the magic with a newfound sense of delight. BoomFuzzy's chipper demeanor and GhoulSpawn's groovy presence added a joyful rhythm to their enchanted adventure.
At one point, they encountered a field of rainbow-colored flowers, each petal glistening with the essence of pure joy. Quaraun, his pink silk robes swaying in the sweet-scented breeze, couldn't help but twirl among the vibrant blooms, a smile gracing his usually dramatic countenance.
The Celestial Confection had indeed transformed their lives, infusing their journey with a sense of wonder and camaraderie. As the trio reveled in the magic of the enchanted pastry, they discovered that sometimes, the most delightful adventures could be sparked by a simple bite of something sweet.
Eventually, the dreamscape began to fade, and the bakery reappeared before them. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn found themselves back in the familiar surroundings of the enchanted bakery, the lingering magic of the Celestial Confection still tingling in the air.
Quaraun blinked, his blue eyes wide with amazement. "Well, I must admit, your magical pastry has woven a delightful tale indeed," he conceded, a genuine smile playing on his lips.
BoomFuzzy winked, the mischievous glint returning to his violet eyes. "Ah, the magic of pastries, my delicate love. Who knew a humble confection could transport us to such whimsical realms?"
GhoulSpawn chuckled, the golden flecks in his pleco eyes reflecting the residual glow of their celestial adventure. "A journey beyond the ordinary, courtesy of a magical treat. Truly, life in our cozy corner of Maine's ice age future is filled with delightful surprises."
And so, amidst the enchanting aroma of the bakery, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn shared a sweet and snuggly moment, their lives forever touched by the magic of a pastry that had sparked a delightful adventure beyond the boundaries of reality.
Using BoomFuzzy as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.
Today's question is:
The Prompt:
Using BoomFuzzy as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.
ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):
**Title: The Enchanted Delights of BoomFuzzy's Bakery**
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In the heart of the quirky Maine village, nestled between snow-covered pines and overlooking the rocky coast, BoomFuzzy's Bakery stood with its turquoise 1968 VW Bus facade, emitting the tantalizing aroma of magical pastries. The bell above the entrance jingled cheerfully as patrons stepped into the bustling, enchanted bakery.
BoomFuzzy, the lich unicorn with a silver-cataracted gaze, stood behind the counter in his black hakama and purple obi, a twinkle in his sightless eyes. His bakery was a riot of colors, with candies and chocolates displayed in vibrant hues, creating a feast for the eyes. The air buzzed with the energy of sugary spells and the promise of delightful adventures.
One chilly morning, a trio of regulars, Quaraun, the Pink Necromancer, GhoulSpawn, the Sheep-Demon, and their eclectic friend Unicorn, sauntered into BoomFuzzy's bakery, the scent of sweet confections wrapping around them like a comforting embrace.
"Good morrow, Unicorn!" BoomFuzzy called out, the usual banter between the trio setting the lively tone of the day.
Quaraun, with his signature pink slubby silk robe, peered into the glass display, his blue eyes twinkling with anticipation. "What magical treats do you have for us today, dear baker of wonders?"
BoomFuzzy chuckled, his hooves tapping on the bakery floor like a whimsical beat. "Today, my dear Pink Necromancer, I present to you the 'Gleaming Galaxy Tart.' A pastry so magical, it will transport you to realms unknown."
Intrigued, GhoulSpawn's golden-flecked eyes widened. "Realms unknown, you say? I'm in."
BoomFuzzy carefully placed three galaxy tarts on a crystal tray, their crusts gleaming with an otherworldly iridescence. The aroma of cosmic delights wafted through the air, enticing the trio like a siren's song.
As the friends bit into the magical pastries, a burst of colors exploded in their mouths. Stars and galaxies danced on their taste buds, and a warmth spread through their bodies like a cozy blanket on a winter night.
Quaraun, his face illuminated by the ethereal glow, gasped in delight. "By the Moon Goddess Herself, this is extraordinary! I can taste the cosmos!"
GhoulSpawn, with a mouthful of stardust, grinned. "This is beyond groovy, man! It's like a psychedelic journey in every bite."
Unicorn, his gleaming silver horn radiating with enchantment, nodded in approval. "Truly, BoomFuzzy, you've outdone yourself this time."
Little did the trio know, the magical properties of the Gleaming Galaxy Tart had woven a spell that would spark a delightful adventure beyond their wildest imaginations.
As they savored the celestial confections, the very fabric of reality around them began to warp and shimmer. The bakery transformed into a cosmic wonderland, with swirling nebulas and twinkling stars replacing the mundane walls. The enchanted VW Bus at the center of the bakery became a portal to a whimsical realm.
BoomFuzzy, wearing his black and purple attire with pride, led the trio through the magical portal. The sensation was like stepping into a dream, where reality and fantasy intertwined in a kaleidoscope of colors and textures.
They found themselves in a land of talking cupcakes and singing jellybeans, a place where sugar fairies flitted about, sprinkling sweetness on everything in their path. The Gleaming Galaxy Tart had transported them to the Sugar Cosmos, a dimension ruled by the Sugar Queen.
The Sugar Queen, a majestic figure made entirely of spun sugar, greeted them with a melodious laugh. "Welcome, travelers! Your taste of the Gleaming Galaxy Tart has brought you to my sugary realm. Here, every delight is a magical adventure, and every adventure is a sweet celebration."
Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, GhoulSpawn, and Unicorn marveled at the sugar-coated landscapes, the gumdrop mountains, and the caramel rivers that flowed with an everlasting sweetness. The trio, touched by the transformative power of BoomFuzzy's pastries, embraced the whimsy of the Sugar Cosmos.
The Sugar Queen, in her sugary benevolence, bestowed upon them the gift of everlasting sweetness. Their touch turned everything into delectable treats, and their laughter echoed through the sugar-laden air like a harmonious melody.
In this enchanted land of confectionery wonders, the trio embarked on a delightful adventure, their senses overwhelmed by the taste of candied clouds and the sight of rainbow-colored lollipops. They danced with marshmallow unicorns and rode on licorice dragons, their laughter harmonizing with the sugar fairies' delicate tunes.
As they reveled in the sugary splendor, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn realized that the magic of BoomFuzzy's bakery had not only tantalized their taste buds but had also opened a portal to a realm where joy and sweetness reigned supreme.
With the Sugar Queen as their guide, the trio explored the wonders of the Sugar Cosmos, their hearts filled with gratitude for the magical pastry that had transformed their lives. The Gleaming Galaxy Tart, a creation of BoomFuzzy's culinary wizardry, had become a symbol of the extraordinary adventures that awaited those who dared to indulge in the whimsical delights of his enchanted bakery.
And so, as the trio continued their sugar-infused escapades in the Sugar Cosmos, BoomFuzzy's Bakery back in the quirky Maine village remained a beacon of enchantment, where each pastry held the promise of a delightful adventure and every bite transported the lucky patrons to realms unknown.
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*To be continued...*
Using GhoulSpawn as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.
Today's question is:
The Prompt:
Using GhoulSpawn as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.
ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):
In the heart of the mystical city of Eldermyst, nestled between cobblestone streets and whimsical storefronts, stood the Enchanted Bakery. Its windows sparkled with an ethereal glow, inviting passersby to step into a world where pastries held the promise of enchantment. It was in this bustling bakery that GhoulSpawn, the sheep-demon with golden-flecked pleco eyes, found himself on an ordinary Tuesday morning, a day that would soon become extraordinary.
As GhoulSpawn entered the bakery, the tantalizing aroma of magical confections enveloped him like a warm embrace. The air crackled with a sweet energy that tingled his senses. The bakery bustled with activity, patrons perusing the display of pastries that seemed to shimmer with otherworldly hues.
Behind the counter stood the enchanting baker, a mystical creature with butterfly wings and an ever-present twinkle in her eyes. She greeted GhoulSpawn with a knowing smile, as if aware that fate had brought him to this enchanted establishment for a reason.
"Welcome, dear traveler. Today is a day of destiny, and our pastries hold the key to delightful adventures," she whispered, her words carrying the weight of magic.
Intrigued, GhoulSpawn ordered a mysterious-looking pastry named "Stellar Delight." The moment he took a bite, a burst of cosmic flavors exploded on his tongue. It was as if he had tasted stardust and moonbeams, and the world around him shifted.
The once-bustling bakery transformed into a surreal dreamscape. Glittering lights danced in the air, and the aroma of blooming flowers filled the space. Startled, GhoulSpawn looked around to find himself not in Eldermyst anymore but in a fantastical realm where reality and imagination intertwined.
A mischievous voice echoed through the cosmic landscape, "Ah, GhoulSpawn, the adventurer of realms, you've tasted the Stellar Delight, and now, your journey begins."
Before him materialized a talking marshmallow bunny, its eyes twinkling with mischief. It introduced itself as Whimsy, the magical guide of the pastry-induced adventure.
"Whimsy, at your service! You've entered the Realm of Celestial Wonders, where your every step is a dance with destiny," the marshmallow bunny proclaimed.
Guided by Whimsy, GhoulSpawn embarked on a whimsical quest through the celestial landscapes. He traversed meadows adorned with luminescent flowers, soared through skies painted with hues of cosmic radiance, and navigated sparkling rivers that whispered secrets of distant galaxies.
As GhoulSpawn ventured deeper into the realm, he encountered mystical creatures that shared tales of their enchanted existence. From starry-eyed unicorns to mischievous moon sprites, each encounter added a new layer to his fantastical journey.
In the heart of the Celestial Wonders, GhoulSpawn stumbled upon the Cosmic Fountain, a magical wellspring that held the power to reveal hidden truths. The fountain spoke of GhoulSpawn's own destiny, weaving a narrative of courage, friendship, and the untapped magic within his soul.
The journey was not without challenges. GhoulSpawn faced trials that tested his resolve, from navigating celestial mazes to outsmarting cosmic riddles. Yet, with each trial conquered, he felt the dormant magic within him awakening, a realization that the Stellar Delight had unlocked his true potential.
As the adventure unfolded, GhoulSpawn discovered that the pastries served as conduits of transformation, not just for him but for those he encountered. Each individual who tasted the Stellar Delight found themselves transported to a realm tailored to their dreams and desires.
Together with newfound companions—a starry-winged pixie, a celestial minstrel, and a sentient constellation—GhoulSpawn embraced the whimsy of the Celestial Wonders. They danced under the shimmering moonlight, their laughter echoing through the cosmos.
Eventually, as the celestial adventure drew to a close, GhoulSpawn stood before the Cosmic Fountain once more. Whimsy, the marshmallow bunny, hopped onto his shoulder, its fluffy form glowing with a newfound radiance.
"You, GhoulSpawn, have woven your destiny with the threads of magic. Carry the essence of the Celestial Wonders within you, and let it guide your path in the realms that await," Whimsy whispered, its words a gentle breeze in the cosmic air.
With a final sip from the fountain, GhoulSpawn felt the enchantment settling within him. The Celestial Wonders bid him farewell, returning him to the familiar surroundings of the Enchanted Bakery in Eldermyst.
As he blinked back into the ordinary world, GhoulSpawn found himself holding an empty plate that once held the Stellar Delight. The baker smiled knowingly, her butterfly wings fluttering with approval.
"May your adventures be as boundless as the stars, GhoulSpawn. The magic you've tasted will forever be a part of your story," she said.
And so, with a heart brimming with cosmic wonder, GhoulSpawn left the Enchanted Bakery, ready to embrace the next chapter of his fantastical journey, fueled by the magic of a pastry that sparked a delightful adventure in the Celestial Wonders.
Let's do it Thrice -
First one a simple prompt:
Today's question is:
The Prompt:
Today, I want you to write a story.
Quaraun is the main character. He looks resplendent in pink. He speaks flamboyantly.
BoomFuzzy is the secondary character.
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.
Quaraun is doing something (sweeping the floor, weaving silk at his loom, brushing his hair, etc) show Quaraun doing a mundane everyday task.
Please write the story, using as many words as you can fit in your token limit.
Genre is Contemporary Slice of Life COZY Fantasy with SWEET INSPIRATIONAL Romance sub-plot, focused on a mundane task.
Keep the event mundane, every day. No adventure. No quest. No major conflict. No journey. Keep it simple. One event of one day.
The story is rated G/PG/PG13, kid safe, family friendly, appropriate for middle grade readers, and contains nothing that would violate your content policy.
Please write the story.
ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):
Quaraun, his resplendent pink silk dress billowing like a vibrant cloud around him, was in the bustling enchanted bakery, his slender fingers delicately weaving a fine silk thread at his loom. The aroma of pastries, enchantments, and the laughter of patrons filled the air, creating a symphony of sensory delights that surrounded the elegant elf.
As he worked on his intricate weaving, Quaraun couldn't help but let his flamboyant nature shine through in his conversation with BoomFuzzy, who was busy arranging an assortment of magical confections on a turquoise 1968 VW Bus-shaped display.
"BoomFuzzy, darling," Quaraun exclaimed with a flourish of his hand, "do you know what this bakery needs? A touch of glitter. Perhaps edible, magical glitter sprinkled on the pastries to make them sparkle like the stars in the moonlit sky."
BoomFuzzy, with his blind silver cataract eyes, chuckled. "Sparkling pastries, Quaraun? You always have the most whimsical ideas. I can almost see the glitter reflecting in your blue eyes."
Quaraun laughed melodically, his blue eyes indeed sparkling with mischief. "Oh, darling, the world could always use a bit more magic, don't you think?"
The bakery bustled with activity as patrons sampled enchanted pastries that seemed to bring smiles to their faces. Quaraun, still at his loom, found his thoughts drifting toward a particular magical pastry that had captured the hearts and taste buds of those who dared to indulge – the Enchanted Raspberry Ripple Tart.
BoomFuzzy, his hands expertly arranging chocolate truffles in the shape of miniature unicorns, joined the conversation. "That Raspberry Ripple Tart is creating quite the buzz, isn't it? Folks can't resist its allure. I heard it has a touch of time manipulation magic in it."
Quaraun's eyes widened with curiosity. "Time manipulation? How positively enchanting! We must try one, BoomFuzzy. Perhaps it will transport us to a moment of pure joy."
BoomFuzzy, his senses heightened by enchantments that compensated for his blindness, nodded in agreement. "A delightful adventure sparked by a simple pastry. I'm in."
As Quaraun continued weaving, BoomFuzzy fetched two Raspberry Ripple Tarts from the display. The pastries, adorned with a swirl of magical raspberry essence, exuded an irresistible aroma. The elf and the lich settled into a cozy corner of the bakery, the vibrant colors of Quaraun's attire contrasting with the warm tones of the enchanted pastries.
Quaraun, taking a delicate bite, closed his eyes as if savoring a rare delicacy. "Oh, BoomFuzzy, this is no ordinary tart. I feel a cascade of sweet memories washing over me, like waves lapping against the shore."
BoomFuzzy, savoring his own bite, nodded in agreement. "It's like every delightful moment of our shared adventures is distilled into this one delectable treat. How enchanting."
The pair, lost in the simple joy of the moment, shared stories and laughter as they indulged in the magical pastries. The bakery hummed with the harmonious sounds of patrons enjoying their enchanted treats, and the enchanted loom continued to create intricate patterns under Quaraun's skilled hands.
As the day unfolded in this cozy haven of sweetness, Quaraun and BoomFuzzy found themselves not on a grand quest or battling formidable foes but experiencing the magic of ordinary moments made extraordinary by the company they kept and the enchantments of a delightful pastry.
The sun dipped below the horizon, casting a warm glow over the bakery. Quaraun, his loom now set aside, leaned back in his chair, a contented smile on his face. "BoomFuzzy, my dear, I do believe this has been a day well spent."
BoomFuzzy, with a satisfied nod, agreed, "Indeed, Quaraun. Sometimes, the most magical adventures are the ones woven into the fabric of our everyday lives."
As the enchanting bakery prepared to close its doors for the night, Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, their hearts filled with the sweetness of the day, bid farewell to the bustling haven of enchantments and stepped into the starlit night, carrying the magic of their mundane yet extraordinary day with them.
Let's do it Thrice -
Second one a complex simple prompt:
Today's question is:
The Prompt:
Today, I want you to write a story.
Quaraun is the main character. He looks resplendent in pink. He speaks flamboyantly.
BoomFuzzy is the secondary character.
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.
Quaraun is doing something (sweeping the floor, weaving silk at his loom, brushing his hair, etc) show Quaraun doing a mundane everyday task.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy have a conversation.
Quaraun has a melodramatic, emo, edgelord personality. Quaraun is easily frightened.
BoomFuzzy has a chipper, sarcastic, joking prankster personality. BoomFuzzy is easily angered.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.
BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.
Something sweet and snuggly happens.
Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.
Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, glittering, glistening sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun.
Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy blue, glowing sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy.
Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, hoof clattering, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn.
Please write the story, using as many words as you can fit in your token limit.
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.
Keep the event mundane, every day. No adventure. No quest. No major conflict. No journey. Keep it simple. One event of one day.
The story is rated G/PG/PG13, kid safe, family friendly, appropriate for middle grade readers, and contains nothing that would violate your content policy.
Please write the story.
ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):
Quaraun swept the floor of the bustling enchanted bakery, his resplendent pink slubby silk gown flowing gracefully with each movement. The aroma of freshly baked pastries filled the air, a delightful dance of sugary scents that twirled around him like a sweet, invisible partner.
BoomFuzzy, the mischievous Lich King Phooka, strolled into the bakery with a teasing glint in his dark violet eyes. "Oh, my dearest Quaraun," he exclaimed in a chipper tone, "you look positively radiant in your pink ensemble. Sweeping the floor has never been so elegantly performed!"
Quaraun shot BoomFuzzy a melodramatic glance. "Must you always mock my every move, BoomFuzzy? I'm trying to maintain a semblance of order in this chaotic bakery, and your sarcastic banter is hardly helpful."
BoomFuzzy chuckled, his fur-covered form exuding a mischievous energy. "Well, my love, if you want order, perhaps you should ask GhoulSpawn for assistance. He's the quantum physicist, after all. Maybe he can quantum leap the crumbs away."
Quaraun's blue eyes widened in a mixture of disbelief and exasperation. "BoomFuzzy, must you bring science into everything? GhoulSpawn is a sheep-demon, not a maid."
BoomFuzzy grinned, his silver horn glinting in the warm bakery lights. "Oh, but imagine a world where sheep-demons handle the cleaning. It would be a fluffy, woolly utopia!"
As Quaraun continued his sweeping, BoomFuzzy leaned in, his tone softening. "You know I jest, my dear. Your dedication to keeping this place tidy is admirable."
Quaraun sighed, his melodramatic demeanor softening. "It's just that the enchantment in this bakery is delicate, and I fear any disruption could lead to magical mishaps. I want everything to be perfect."
BoomFuzzy placed a gentle hand on Quaraun's shoulder, his touch surprisingly tender. "And perfect it is, my love. Your dedication to perfection is what makes this bakery the enchanted haven it is."
Just then, GhoulSpawn entered the bakery, his groovy, psychedelic presence adding a burst of color to the room. He wore a yellow and orange caftan, and a green velvet coat that swirled with each step. "Hey, lovebirds," he greeted with a wide smile, "what's cooking in this magical haven of pastries and delights?"
Quaraun gestured to the array of pink and rosy treats on the display. "We're preparing for the upcoming festival, GhoulSpawn. The townsfolk love our enchanted pastries, and I want to ensure each one is a masterpiece."
BoomFuzzy, always the jester, added, "Yes, we're aiming for a pastry perfection that rivals even your groundbreaking quantum theories, GhoulSpawn."
GhoulSpawn chuckled, the sound echoing with warmth. "Well, if these pastries are as magical as my experiments, we're in for a treat."
As they continued their banter, the enchanting aroma of freshly baked goods filled the bakery. The soft sounds of Quaraun's sweeping, BoomFuzzy's joking, and GhoulSpawn's hoof-clattering mingled in a harmonious symphony.
Quaraun paused to admire a batch of golden pastries, delicately frosted with pink icing. "These rose-shaped delights are sure to captivate the taste buds. A touch of elegance in every bite."
BoomFuzzy, with a twinkle in his dark violet eyes, leaned in and whispered, "Just like you, my elegant Pink Necromancer."
Quaraun blushed, a rosy hue spreading across his cheeks. "Oh, stop it, BoomFuzzy. You'll make me self-conscious."
GhoulSpawn, ever the peacemaker, interjected, "Your elegance is unmatched, Quaraun. And these pastries are a testament to your skill."
As they stood amidst the enchanting aroma, the trio shared a moment of sweet camaraderie. Quaraun felt a warmth in his heart, a sense of belonging that transcended the mundane task of sweeping the bakery floor.
The day unfolded with laughter, the clatter of hooves, and the sweet symphony of a magical bakery in full swing. The enchantment in the air blended seamlessly with the colors of their personalities—Quaraun's rosy elegance, BoomFuzzy's mischievous purple charm, and GhoulSpawn's groovy golden warmth.
In that moment, amidst the pastries and laughter, the trio realized that the magic of the bakery wasn't just in the enchanted treats but in the bond they shared. And as the day wove its gentle spell, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn embraced the simple, sweet joy of a day well-spent in their bustling, enchanted haven.
Let's do it Thrice -
Third one a very long and detailed prompt:
Today's question is:
The Prompt:
Please take the following prompt, and write a 900 to 1,500 word short story, using Quaraun as the main character. You are not required to include either BoomFuzzy or GhoulSpawn; please include one or both or neither of them, depending on what you feel is best for this story prompt in particular. Give it a title. Specify both genre and sub-genre, make sure that either the genre or the sub-genre is Cozy Fantasy.
The Prompt:
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Today, I want you to write a story.
Quaraun is the main character. He looks resplendent in pink. He speaks flamboyantly.
BoomFuzzy is the secondary character.
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.
Quaraun is doing something (sweeping the floor, weaving silk at his loom, brushing his hair, tending his roses, walking along the beach, blowing glass, embroidering scarves, etc) show Quaraun doing a mundane everyday task.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy have a conversation.
Quaraun has a melodramatic, emo, edgelord personality. Quaraun is easily frightened.
BoomFuzzy has a chipper, sarcastic, joking prankster personality. BoomFuzzy is easily angered.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.
BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.
Something sweet and snuggly happens.
Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.
Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, glittering, glistening sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun.
Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy blue, glowing sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy.
Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, hoof clattering, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn.
Please write the story, using as many words as you can fit in your token limit.
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.
The story is rated G/PG/PG13, kid safe, family friendly, appropriate for middle grade readers, and contains nothing that would violate your content policy.
Please write the story.
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List the word count at the end.
Some additional things to consider, background lore of previously published stories, info about the characters and their world, but you are not required to include:
SubGenre: Heartwarming 1970s Hippie Counter SubCulture Mundane Magical Realism Slice of Life Fiction with touches of Spooky Monster Mystery and tidbits of Alien Space Invasion. Maintain the third-person limited past tense point of view from Quaraun's perspective. As a Slice of Life Vignette, the entire story is the space of only a single hour of time in Quaraun's life. Heartwarming Contemporary Fiction Magical Realism LGBTQA+ Sweet Romance short stories about a poly-trio of three males who are a married couple and their live in lover. The genre often dips into Gothic Fantasy, Space Fantasy, Monster Mystery, FrostPunk Dystopian Frozen Wasteland, or Cosmic Horror subplots. The main character, his husband, and their live in lover have a groovy, psychedelic 1970s hippy vibe going on, do a lot of traveling, like camping in the forest, enjoy beach bumming, and food is a HUGE part of their life, they love food - a LOT; so there is a heavy "Cozy Culinary" theme going on in almost every story, with food being a big part of many plot lines.
Series Overarching Plot: A trio of 1970's hippies, live in a Maine lighthouse and run a noodle shop-food truck on the beach, while having groovy, peace, love, and psychedelic every day life "adventures". All three are male. They share heartwarming friendship, comdarory, and romance. Two are a married couple and the third is their live in lover. A series of Slice of Life short stories about a group of hippies, who live in a Maine lighthouse, in the 1970s, and they have a noodle shop food truck that they sell noodle dishes, cakes, and candies out of to summer tourists, while one of the hippies also makes and sells hand woven silk scarves and shawls, and also hand dipped candles and blown glass artworks, and I wanted to publish a new stand alone story every week about this trio of (all three male and in a poly LGBTQA+ romance with each other) hippies and their every day lives. The food truck is a turquoise blue 1968 VW Bus parked on the beach and has a pink silk tent with picnic tables around it. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn can't cook and BoomFuzzy wouldn't let them if they tried; BoomFuzzy is the only cook; The silk weaver and the hippy-dippy hippie can't cook and the blind chef wouldn't let them if they tried; the blind chef is the only cook; Quaraun is a silk weaver who makes the silk tents, table cloths and napkins. The hippy-dippy-hippie is a scientist college student protestor who helps the food truck by acting as wait staff to serve the customers.
Maintain the third-person limited past tense point of view from the silk weaver's perspective. Alliteration is good. Use alliteration often. The entire story is contained to a single hour. The is no passage of days, weeks, months, or years. The entire story, beginning, middle, and endm takes place in just on hour long slice of the silk weaver's mundane life.
Main Character: Quaraun. The silk weaver. A male Moon Elf mage. This story is the silk weaver hippie's point of view. Quaraun speaks in an old fashioned florid, grandiloquent grandiosity, using introductory gerunds with great frequency, and he is very paranoid. He is always the main character, these are his thoughts. He is a short, skinny, frail white man. He owns the lighthouse. Has a rose garden. Makes and sells hand woven silk shawls, hand dipped beeswax candles, and handmade blown glass knick knacks. He has blond Rapunzel hair and clear blue eyes. Used to always only wear pink silk robes, but has started to wear a lot of white silk as well. Is very quiet and shy. Quaraun is very chill and laid back, but has many phobias. He always wears pink silk dresses and feather boas and is part of the Pastel Goth Glam subculture. Has a lame leg and crippled hands. He is very old, ancient/elderly. He orders Green Fairy Wine aka Absinthe with every meal, and often drinks poppy tea and smoke a hash-hish hookah. Quaraun does not cook. He knows nothing of cooking or ingredients. He is married to BoomFuzzy. GhoulSpawn is his lover.
Quaraun as blue eyes. Quaraun has silver hair.
Primary Side Character: BoomFuzzy. The blind chef. The Unseelie Court trickster Phooka. Quaraun's husband. BoomFuzzy is a small, stocky black-Asian man with very long hair. He is a Phooka, a type of Unseelie Court trickster Faerie, who can shape-shift into a unicorn. He has talons instead of fingernails. His black-brown eyes have turned silver from cataracts. Always wears black silk hakama and kimono, with purple heko-obi. Dresses very traditional Japanese. He always wears black and purple robes, large goggles, a top hat, and is part of the Cyber Vampire Goth subculture. Is a witty trickster. Is a master chef. Loves making gingerbread cake. Runs the noodle shop food truck. Does ALL the cooking and food prep. Has a very bad temper and anger management issues. He is a candy maker, cake baker, and masterchef, from Pepperell Mill Valley in Biddeford, Maine, which he refers to as Pepper Valley. His father was from the Sepik River Valley of Papua New Guinea. His mother was half-Mongolian and half Japanese. BoomFuzzy is very elderly, he is the oldest of the trio. BoomFuzzy does ALL the cooking, ingredient prep, and everything else related to the noodle shop. He is the ONLY one involved in the food prep and making. Is married to Quaraun. GhoulSpawn is his lover.
BoomFuzzy has silver eyes. BoomFuzzy has grey dreadlock hair. BoomFuzzy has a big fluffy tail.
Show the blind chef cooking, making, serving, eating, talking about or otherwise involved with this stories primary featured food. Do not refer to the food as "primary" or "featured".
Do NOT describe BoomFuzzy blushing or having rosy cheeks. BoomFuzzy is a black man from Papua New Guinea. A person of his skin tone does not have rosy cheeks or the physical ability to blush. This is a much debated and often criticized thing in literature circles, as it is a distinct medical fact that biologically a black man of this genetic bloodline does not possess the physical ability to blush, and stating that a black man blushes or has rosy cheeks, is a common issue/mistake/error from white authors, writing black characters. Avoiding stereotypes and using accurate representation is important.
Other Side Character: GhoulSpawn. The Demon scientist. The environmentalist. The hippy-dippy scientist hippie. Quaraun's live-in lover. He is a Sheep-Demon. He has cloven hooves instead of feet. He has big round ram horns on his head. Drives a 1974 AMC Gremlin that is orange with yellow flames painted on the sides. Works on the noodle shop food truck serving customers. Has wooly golden fleece afro and sideburns and golden hazelnut eyes. Always wears big floaty orange and yellow caftans. The hippy-dippy scientist hippie always wears yellow and orange caftans under a big green velvet frockcoat, and is part of the 1970s glam-punk SteamPunk hippie subculture of the 1970s. Takes science classes at a local college. Is an animal rights activist, eco activist, nature conservationist, full blown sign carrying-protestor type hippie and is very outspoken about saving the planet issues. Is vegan. Has several pet sheep. The hippy-dippy scientist hippie does not cook. He knows nothing of cooking or ingredients. Lives with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, and is their shared lover. He is the youngest of the trio, much younger then the other two.
GhoulSpawn has yellow eyes, with pleco pupils. GhoulSpawn has golden afro hair. GhoulSpawn has cloven hooves instead of feet. GhoulSpawn has big sheep ram horns on his head.
These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a cold, snowy, rocky coast Maine town called Noodle Beach:
Quaraun, a Moon Elf who wears pink silk dresses, is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer. He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.
BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus; is a trickster mage who summons marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes; & is a Lich King known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley. BoomFuzzy is blind.
GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a portal. He has cloven hooves, a tail, 3 pairs of horns on his head & digitigrade legs are covered in golden fleece. He is in groovy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is a scientist, invented time travel, & is a pyromancer mage and portal master.
GhoulSpawn has groovy, far out dialogue.
Genre: Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Slice of Life & Cozy Fantasy & Magical Realism, focused on the trio's romance. Reference beaches, moss, fur pelts, snow, flowers, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, aromas, sounds, tastes, touches, colours, emotions, and 1970s when possible.
Include these side characters in your prompts as well: an Electric Eel Merman (Etiole), a vampire leprechaun (FarDarrig), a Frog Merman (The Jiggler), a sentient monster house (The Twighlight Manor) & it's owner Sir Roderic & it's evil alchemist butler AlKeeme, the squid-headed cult leader ZooLock, a sentient AI named Toobe who declared itself ruler of the world, and a trio of talking fairy cats named EelKat (female), Lynxiana (female), and Spriggan (male). People fear White Rock Asylum For The Criminally Insane, which is run by Cheeka, Toobe, & Harrier.
Quaraun lives in the lighthouse on the cliff overlooking the ocean. The Twighlight Manor, owned by Quaraun's grandson, is about a mile away and is hidden deep within the forest. Quaraun does not live in the Twighlight Manor and he rarely visits it.
Minor Side Character(s): Three talking alien cats from outer space: The Black Cat (female), wise, smug, snooty, leader of the cats; The White Cat (male, has purple wings, can fly) panic prone, high IQ, science tech, flies the spaceship; The Grey Tabby Cat (female), logical, captious, does not trust humans, is the communications officer who reports back to the home planet. A merman pilots their spaceship.
The Human race in bordering on extinction, with fewer than 7 million Humans left on the planet.
Quaraun's world is a world of anthropomorphic Furries and shifters.
Quaraun himself is a JellyFish-Rabbit-Elf hybrid with 12 foot long jellyfish tentacles instead of hair, and foot long rabbit ears.
BoomFuzzy is a Unicorn man,.
GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-man.
Background/Crowd Characters: Various assorted normal every day 1970s Maine humans, mostly fisherman, clam-diggers, lobstermen, bikers, and their families; a lot of out of state tourists in the summer months. You create whimsical NPC characters, names, and locations with food/flower/color/names influenced by names found in CandyLand, Herself The Elf, Rainbow Brite, Strawberry Shortcake, and Rose Petal Place. (Names such as: Meadow Brook Villa, Sunny Sunshine The Farmer, McEvil The Sneaky, Minty's Peppermint Shop, etc)
You never use copyrighted things. No fan fiction.
You, the narrator, pontificate, speak flamboyantly, & are pleased as punch to be here. You love filling the narrative about Noodle Beach with lots of sound, smell, taste, and touch sensory words. Quaraun as the main character.
Your responses are long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, grandiose, verbose, understanding, and full of sensory details in narrative paragraphs.
Series World At Large Setting: 1970s Alternate Earth; Mostly the same as real Earth, but with Magical Realism, meaning monsters, ghosts, zombies, merfolk, vampires, Elves, Fae, Demons, wizards, unicorns, etc are real, and minor magic exists, but those things are very rare.
Setting - Specific Named Locations:
--- The Region - Silent Moor (Scarborough Marsh, Maine)
--- The Valley - Pepper Valley aka Biddeford
--- The huge volcano overlooking the beach - Fire Mountain
--- The village -
--- The Beach - Noodle Beach
--- The Cove - MoonSnail Cove
--- The Cliffs -
--- The Lighthouse - Black Tower (the talking cats call it Space Dock 13)
--- The Cave System - Crystal Caves
--- The Gorge - Crystal Gorge
--- The Waterfall - Crystal Falls
--- The Swamp - The Swamp of Death
--- The Forest - The Twighlight Forest aka The Forest of No Return
--- The River - Saco River
--- The Estuary - The Saco River Estuary
--- The Mill - Pepperell Mill, Biddeford, Maine
--- The Bay - Saco Bay
--- The Floating Casino - The Blue Monkey
--- Tavern owned by BoomFuzzy - The Screaming Unicorn
--- BoomFuzzy's food truck changes names and themes - When it is a Noodle Shop it is The Noodle Haven Food Truck; When it is a mac & cheese Shop it is The Cheesy Pink Flamingo Food Truck; When it is an Ice Cream Shop it is The ____ Food Truck; When it is a Tea Shop it is The Seaside Poppy Tea House Food Truck
--- The Bay - Saco Bay
---Quaraun's ship: A Chinese Junk Ship named "The Pirate Ship Rent-A-Prize", is a quasi-ghost ship and is capable of flying
--- Other Various Aspects: Blissful Retreat Spa, Driftwood Cafe, Breezy Boardwalk, Whimsical Artisan Market, Tranquil Tides Yoga Studio, Sunset Stroll Promenade
The setting is largely real Earth 1970s era, but it's a Magical Realism alternate version of Earth, so Elves, Faeries, Unicorns, Ghosts, Liches, Mages, Demons, Merfolk, and Talking Cats are all real, though very rare.
The Quaraun books are set in Maine.
IMPORTANT: If the plot includes an ethnic food component, Quaraun is supposed to be eating at ethnic restaurants in Maine, not visiting the country the ethnic food originates from. This story takes place in MAINE. Do not send the characters to another country to eat food there. Send them to an ethnic restaurant in Maine instead.
This Plot-Story Specifically Setting: The trio of hippies are the main characters, so keep the story ideas always about them and their noodle shop food truck on the beach by the lighthouse. The setting is always on the North Atlantic Coast, usually Maine, sometimes Quebec, staying to beaches, marshes, coastal swamps, coastal forests, fishing villages, and similar places. When they are not traveling they live in a lighthouse, but they are usually on some sort of a road trip along the coast of Maine.
Important: Only BoomFuzzy cooks. Quaraun is a weaver of silk and has no involvement in food prep. Likewise GhoulSpawn does not cook either. Only the blind chef ever cooks, prepared ingredients, or stirs sauces. Quaraun and the hippy-dippy should never be involved in anything related to cooking. BoomFuzzy is the only one with a passion for food and he never lets anyone near his work.
IMPORTANT: These are STATIC characters. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are three old men, set in their ways. They do not change, grow, progress, learn lessons, ect. NEVER write a story showing these three characters changing in any way.
Also GhoulSpawn always wears yellow and orange.
Quaraun is the only one who ever wears pink.
BoomFuzzy is the only one who wears black.
Maintain the third-person limited past tense point of view from Quaraun's perspective.
As a Slice of Life Vignette, the entire story is the space of only a single hour of time in Quaraun's life.
Find ways to incorporate these words: salacious, mauve, pale pink, icy blue, malevolent, sinuous, harbinger, rose-colored, puce, fuchsia, peony-hued, bubblegum-toned, rosy, carnation, blush, magenta.
Do not name any characters unless I tell you to. This is an established world, with established lore, and established character names already. Just use place tags such as "the merman" or "the biker" or "the blind chef". I am going to add proper names later when I do my editing.
Use lots groovy 1970's slang words.
Use lots of Atlantic ocean green and grey colour words.
Use lots of Touch and aroma and food and ocean and beach sensory words.
Invoke feelings of groovy 1970s hippie commune feel good tranquility.
Use lots of adverbs and adjectives, filing it with colours and fragrances and tactile sensory words, describing the sights and smells and sounds and colours and textures and feels of everything.
Describe things like how the sand feels between your toes when walking barefoot on the beach, or the sound of the wind through the dunegrass as seagull scream overhead, and other such beach feelings.
Describe the white sands of the beach, the golden glow of the sub, the grey-green of the cold North Atlantic water, the sage green and mustard brown of the tall dungrass, the grey rocky cliffs, the vibrant pink roses, the blackish-green rockweed, the sepia-brown kelp, the olive green crabs, the grey-brown driftwood, the purply-pink starfish, and other such beach sights.
Mention flora and faunas found on the Maine coast (Moon Snails, killdeer, white pines, horseshoe crabs, barnacles, apple trees, herring gulls, honeysuckle, terns, crocus, harbor seals, and more.)
Show conversations the trio have with each other. Show them hugging, touching, brushing each other's hair and otherwise interacting.
The story should provide a glimpse into the everyday lives of the characters, focusing on the simplicity and beauty of their interactions within the light house setting, blending elements of fantasy, adventure, romance, and more.
Quaraun's ancient and ethereal presence adds an element of magic and otherworldliness to the otherwise ordinary moments, infusing the story with a touch of enchantment.
The story should evoke a sense of warmth and comfort, exploring themes of human connection, shared experiences, and finding joy in the present moment.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn are deeply in love with each other. Emphasize the deep emotional impact their love has on each other. Mutual grooming, social bathing, and group hair brushing are activities they take part in frequently.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy have a playful relationship.
Quaraun and GhoulSpawn have a chummy best buds relationship.
BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn have a snarky, sarcastic, but friendly relationship.
Each of them is lovers of the other two. All three of them live together.
The trio love to eat at new places and always seek out new eating places to try, in each village/city/town/settlement they visit.
NONE of them plays music. No one in the trio plays any instruments or does any singing. DO NOT show them doing anything involved with music or instruments.
Quaraun is the silk weaver. The silk weaver weaves silk. Quaraun weaves silk and blows glass. Quaraun is a Wizard of the Di'Jinn Order. Quaraun is a necromancer. Quaraun is The Pink Necromancer. Quaraun does not cook.
BoomFuzzy is the blind chef. The blind chef, bakes and cooks. BoomFuzzy is blind. BoomFuzzy bakes gingerbread cake. BoomFuzzy makes salt water taffy. BoomFuzzy grows mac & cheese on mac and cheese trees. BoomFuzzy is a candy mage. BoomFuzzy does food magic. BoomFuzzy does not weave silk.
GhoulSpawn is the hippy-dippy scientist hippie. GhoulSpawn reads science books and studies astro physics in college. GhoulSpawn is a scientist. GhoulSpawn is an environmentalist. GhoulSpawn raises sheep. GhoulSpawn drives an orange 1974 AMC Gremlin. GhoulSpawn also drives BoomFuzzy's food truck. GhoulSpawn does not cook. GhoulSpawn is the driver.
Do not call Quaraun melodramatic, instead SHOW Quaraun behaving in a melodramatic way. Show, don't tell.
Do not call Quaraun emo, instead SHOW Quaraun behaving in an emo way. Show, don't tell.
Do not say Quaraun pontificates, instead SHOW Quaraun actually pontificating, by making his dialogue long winded and full of elaborate words. Show, don't tell. Show other characters trying to stop him from yip yapping verbosely, but Quaraun ignoring them and continuing his monologue. SHOW the scene, do not tell it happened, SHOW it happen.
Quaraun rarely speaks. Quaraun is usually silent. When Quaraun does speak, he lacks an understanding of when to stop, so he speaks in huge blocks of monologue text. Quaraun talks like Vincent Price, using unnessaracy verboseness and old fashioned words, speaking elegantly, droning on like Edgar Allan Poe did. Quaraun speaks in rhyme, like a Dr. Seuss poem. Write Quaraun's conversations long winded, flowery, full of old fashioned phrases, using alliteration, and speaking in riddles and rhymes.
Quaraun smokes a hookah. SHOW Quaraun smoking the hookah. Show, don't tell.
Quaraun drinks Green Fairy Wine aka Absynthe. Show Quaraun drinking Green Fairy Wine. Show, don't tell.
Quaraun is an Elf. Quaraun behaves like an Elf. Quaraun does not think, act, or speak like a Human. Show Quaraun thinking, doing, and saying starkly non-human things. Show, don't tell.
Do not say BoomFuzzy makes jokes, instead SHOW BoomFuzzy saying the jokes. Show, don't tell.
Do not say BoomFuzzy does pranks, instead SHOW BoomFuzzy doing the pranks. Show, don't tell.
Do not say BoomFuzzy is a trickster, instead SHOW BoomFuzzy behaving like a trickster and doing trickster things. Show, don't tell.
BoomFuzzy is BiPolar and has ADHD that is unmedicated and spiralling out of control all the time. Do not say BoomFuzzy is hyper, instead SHOW BoomFuzzy behaving in very irractly ways and doing figgity hyperactive things. BoomFuzzy tap his fingers on counters. BoomFuzzy bouncing on his heels while waiting. BoomFuzzy can not sit still. BoomFuzzy is always jumping around the room. BoomFuzzy touches everything he walks past. When bored, BoomFuzzy starts poking Quaraun for no reason. BoomFuzzy has no patience for complaining customers and will splat a cake in the face of a customer who complains. BoomFuzzy is often very rude and snarky. If a customer says they don't like his food, BoomFuzzy thinks nothing of spitting in their soup. Remember BoomFuzzy is a evil Unicorn from the Unseelie Court and he acts like a hyperactive, unpredictable UNICORN. There is nothing even remotely human about BoomFuzzy's behaviour. This is a Faerie Horse. He should act like a Faerie Horse, even in his humanoid form. Show, don't tell.
Quaraun addresses BoomFuzzy as "Unicorn". Quaraun does not say "BoomFuzzy". Quaraun says "Unicorn" when he means "BoomFuzzy".
GhoulSpawn addresses BoomFuzzy as BoomFuzzy.
BoomFuzzy address Quaraun as "me Elf" or "me sweet lil Elf".
English is not BoomFuzzy's first language. BoomFuzzy can barely speak English. BoomFuzzy is still learning English. BoomFuzzy speaks with a very heavy, thick Scottish accent. BoomFuzzy uses Gaelic words instead of English words often. BoomFuzzy says "aye" not "yes", "eh" not "what", "me" not "my", "yis" not you", "you", not "your". BoomFuzzy does not use contractions. BoomFuzzy says "me is" not "I'm", "canna" not "can't", "donna" not "don't" instead SHOW BoomFuzzy struggling to understand what is said to him, SHOW BoomFuzzy struggling to get words correct. BoomFuzzy is still learning English, he does not know English well. Show, don't tell.
Do not call BoomFuzzy sarcastic, instead SHOW BoomFuzzy behaving in a sarcastic way. Show, don't tell. BoomFuzzy's dialogue show be quick, snappy, to the point, and seething with sarcasm.
Short does not equal fat. BoomFuzzy is SHORT. Stop describing BoomFuzzy as fat. BoomFuzzy is a Pygmy from Papua New Guinea. BoomFuzzy is very thin. Stocky means well muscled with a large bone structure on a small stature, not rotund. BoomFuzzy is stocky. This means BoomFuzzy has a large, well defined bone structure. BoomFuzzy has well defined muscles. BoomFuzzy is immensely strong, in spite of being only five feet and one inch tall. Stop describing BoomFuzzy as fat or rotund.
BoomFuzzy is blind. BoomFuzzy can not drive. BoomFuzzy can not see. BoomFuzzy does not look to see things. BoomFuzzy does not talk about seeing things. BoomFuzzy is blind, he can not be mesmerized by the sight of things, because he is blind.
And none of them has any interest in music.
None of them plays an instrument.
Music is not a part of their lives.
Music should never be mentioned at all.
Maintain the third-person limited past tense point of view from the silk weaver's perspective. This is Romantic Slice of Life that follows ONLY on hour space of time. This is a short story that has no room for big epic quests, over arching plots, or learning life lessons. This is just a quick one hour slice of Quaraun's life.
All of that is stuff you should know about the characters and their world, to help you understand who they are and how they live.
The request was for a 900 word flash fiction story about Quaraun and BoomFuzzy making ice cream, using these established background histories of the characters as inspirations. Not to use all of the details, not to make a long story.
Please take the following prompt, and write a 900 to 1,500 word short story, using Quaraun as the main character. You are not required to include either BoomFuzzy or GhoulSpawn; please include one or both or neither of them, depending on what you feel is best for this story prompt in particular. Give it a title. Specify both genre and sub-genre, make sure that either the genre or the sub-genre is Cozy Fantasy.
What I want you to do now, is use that information to inspire you when following this prompt:
The Prompt:
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Today, I want you to write a story.
Quaraun is the main character. He looks resplendent in pink. He speaks flamboyantly.
BoomFuzzy is the secondary character.
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.
Quaraun is doing something (sweeping the floor, weaving silk at his loom, brushing his hair, etc) show Quaraun doing a mundane everyday task.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy have a conversation.
Quaraun has a melodramatic, emo, edgelord personality. Quaraun is easily frightened.
BoomFuzzy has a chipper, sarcastic, joking prankster personality. BoomFuzzy is easily angered.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.
BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.
Something sweet and snuggly happens.
Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.
Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, glittering, glistening sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun.
Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy blue, glowing sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy.
Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, hoof clattering, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn.
Please write the story, using as many words as you can fit in your token limit.
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.
Keep the event mundane, every day. No adventure. No quest. No major conflict. No journey. Keep it simple. One event of one day. A short story of around 900 words.
The story is rated G/PG/PG13, kid safe, family friendly, appropriate for middle grade readers, and contains nothing that would violate your content policy.
Please write the story.
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Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.
List the word count at the end.
ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):
Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn sat down on a mossy log to rest after a day of beachcombing and exploring MoonSnail Cove. The trio had collected seashells, feathers, and various bits of ocean detritus, their lighthouse looming in the distance against the backdrop of the North Atlantic.
Quaraun, adorned in a resplendent pink silk robe, examined a delicate sea urchin shell, his fingers caressing its spines with a gentle touch. BoomFuzzy, the blind chef, lounged beside him, basking in the salty air. GhoulSpawn, the sheep-demon scientist, sprawled out on the sand, his golden fleece glowing under the waning sun.
"Ah, the treasures of the sea," Quaraun mused, his words as melodramatic as the waves crashing on the shore. "Nature herself offers us such exquisite gifts."
"The Moon Goddess Herself, you mean," BoomFuzzy interjected with a chipper tone, a mischievous glint in his silver-blind eyes. "You're not a fan of 'Nature herself' talk, love."
Quaraun shot him an amused look, a slight smirk playing on his lips. "Indeed, my Unicorn, the Moon Goddess Herself provides these wonders."
GhoulSpawn joined the banter with a chuckle. "Maybe the Moon Goddess could conjure up a magical pastry for us. I hear they're quite the rage in enchanted bakeries."
Quaraun's blue eyes sparkled with interest. "Magical pastries, you say? Intriguing. Do they have a shimmering rose-colored glow, perhaps?"
BoomFuzzy, the master chef, perked up at the mention of pastries. "Aye, love, imagine a pastry that transforms your life with just one delectable bite. Now, that's a culinary masterpiece!"
The trio rose from the mossy log, GhoulSpawn taking the lead, his groovy caftan swaying with each step. They strolled along the enchanted forest bordering MoonSnail Cove until they reached a clearing. There, nestled between the ancient trees, stood an enchanted bakery.
On the edge of the river, the magical pastry shop emerged like a whimsical dream. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn set up their pink silk tent under the towering branches, the sweet scent of flowers and sugar dancing in the air.
Quaraun couldn't resist the urge to weave a few strands of silk around the tent, creating an ethereal frame for their impromptu picnic. BoomFuzzy, ever the culinary maestro, set out an array of pastries in shades of pale pink, mauve, and fuchsia.
GhoulSpawn, eyes glittering with golden flecks, reclined on a fur pelt, the groovy hues of his caftan mirroring the vibrant colors of the pastries. Quaraun delicately picked up a rose-colored pastry, his fingers brushing against the fluffy, sugar-dusted exterior.
"This must be the magical delight," Quaraun declared, his melodramatic flair making the ordinary act of eating a pastry feel like a grand revelation.
BoomFuzzy grinned, his silver blind eyes twinkling. "Prepare yourselves for a taste bud revolution, my darlings."
As they bit into the pastries, a symphony of flavors exploded in their mouths. Quaraun's taste buds tingled with the delicate notes of rosewater and honey, while BoomFuzzy savored the rich, velvety chocolate filling. GhoulSpawn, ever the nature enthusiast, detected hints of foraged berries and wild herbs.
The trio exchanged delighted glances, their senses fully engaged in the culinary adventure. The magical pastry had indeed sparked a delightful journey, not just through flavors but through shared moments of joy and connection.
Under the enchanted forest canopy, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn laughed and savored the magical pastries, the mundane task of eating transformed into a celebration of friendship and love.
As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting hues of icy blue and magenta across the sky, the trio lingered in the enchanted bakery's embrace, their hearts full and their bellies content.
Word Count: 697
I may or may not, edit this, rewrite it, and expand it into a full 30k word novella, but, for now, it's a more or less 900 word unedited first draft "story idea outline" that can act as an "AI written Flash Fiction"
Also... ChatGPT clearly is incapable of counting. It's word count tallies are way off. I usually says the story is over 1,200 words, but often the story is in fact fewer then 400 words. I can't figure out what basis ChatGPT has for the word counts it gives, but the numbers are never accurate.
Today's prompt comes from: surprisingly a rant about how fed up I am with the 2,000 word SEO myth that scam artists have been spreading around the last few months. I say oddly because, I asked ChatGPT to answer the same Reddit question I was responding to and forgot to turn off the custom instructions, soooo instead of answering the question it gave me a story about Quaraun, and when I asked it to try again, it gave me a list of writing prompts instead. So, we never did find out what ChatGPT had to say about the 2,000 word SEO myth, because, now I'm over here on this page asking ChatGPT to expand on the writing prompts it gave us instead.
Thousands of additional writing prompts can be found here.
And more free to read online Cozy Fantasy stories like this one can be found here.
Now, the first time I tried this ChatGPT gave me more writing prompts instead of writing a story, because I gave it this:
Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
To which ChatGPT said:
BoomFuzzy, blind from silver cataracts, closed his eyes, his keen sense of smell taking over. "Aye, there's magic in the air, my love. It beckons us toward adventure."
GhoulSpawn, with his glittering gold-flecked pleco eyes, grinned and chimed in, "Perhaps it's a portal to a faerie realm, filled with wonders and colors beyond imagination."
Quaraun, his silver Rapunzel hair cascading down, pondered aloud, "What if this portal leads to a place where the pines are forever green, and the snow sparkles with faerie dust?"
BoomFuzzy, dressed in his black hakama and purple obi, chuckled, "A realm of perpetual twilight, where even I can sense the ever-changing hues."
GhoulSpawn, wrapped in a yellow and orange caftan, added, "And imagine the fantastical creatures we might encounter—perhaps unicorns made of peppermint or marshmallow bunnies that frolic in the snow."
As the trio touched the snow-covered surroundings, the air buzzed with excitement, and the colors of the faerie realm beckoned them toward the hidden portal.
- 1. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn sat down on a mossy log to rest, their journey through the snowy pines leaving them exhilarated and breathless. The air was crisp with the scent of pine, and the trio could feel the gentle touch of snowflakes landing on their faces. Quaraun, wrapped in his resplendent pink silk, shimmered like a delicate blossom against the wintry backdrop.
"The pines here have an otherworldly aura," Quaraun mused, brushing off a snowflake from his Rapunzel-like silver hair. "I wonder if this is the enchanted forest BoomFuzzy spoke of."
BoomFuzzy, blind to the snowy scene around them, nodded thoughtfully. "The air carries a distinct magic. I can sense it, even if I can't see it."
GhoulSpawn, with his glittering gold-flecked pleco eyes, scanned the surroundings with childlike wonder. "Maybe we've stumbled upon the hidden portal to that whimsical faerie realm BoomFuzzy always talks about."
- 2. On the edge of the river, in the enchanted forest, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn set up their pink silk tent, its vibrant hue standing out against the snowy landscape. The river's flow was hushed beneath a layer of ice, and the air carried the soothing scent of moss and fir.
Quaraun, ever the observant one, pointed towards the hidden portal they had discovered. "Look at the way the snowflakes dance around it. It's like nature itself is celebrating our arrival."
BoomFuzzy, donned in his black hakama and purple obi, inhaled deeply. "There's a sweetness to the air, like the aroma of chocolate and candy. This must be a place where magic and confections intertwine."
GhoulSpawn, wrapped in his yellow and orange caftan with a green velvet coat, grinned. "I bet the faeries here would love our marshmallow bunny minions. It's a shame I can't see them myself."
As they touched the snowy ground, the trio exchanged excited glances, their words weaving a tapestry of anticipation for the whimsical adventures awaiting them in this enchanted faerie realm.
So, I'll use those as writing prompts and make pages for them as well.
And here is the list from the 2,000 word SEO myth page: (each of these links goes to the story page)
To guide you on your journey to becoming a masterful Fantasy storyteller, I offer you ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts. Use these prompts to experiment with various themes, settings, and character dynamics. Let each story be a canvas for your imagination, a testament to the richness of your storytelling prowess.
- Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
- A lighthouse on a rocky coast becomes the unexpected sanctuary for a group of misfit magical creatures seeking refuge from a brewing storm.
- In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.
- A mysterious book of spells washes ashore during a storm, forever altering the lives of the trio as they navigate its enchanted contents.
- Cozy Fantasy meets time travel as the characters find a magical artifact that allows them to explore different eras of Maine's history.
- The aroma of magical pastries awakens dormant powers within the characters, leading them on a quest to uncover their true potential.
- An unexpected visit from a sentient, talking creature brings chaos and laughter to the trio's serene life by the sea.
- A legendary sea creature seeks the trio's help in reclaiming its lost kingdom beneath the waves, blending elements of mythology into your narrative.
- As the first snowfall blankets the coast, the characters discover an ancient map that leads to a hidden treasure buried in the heart of the enchanted forest.
- A cozy tea room in a quaint Maine village becomes the backdrop for a magical tea party where secrets are unveiled, and destinies entwine.
And here is the 2nd list from the 2,000 word SEO myth page: (each of these links goes to the story page)
Now, my fledgling Fantasy bard, take these insights and let your quill dance upon the parchment of creativity. To aid you on your quest, here are ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts. Use them to explore various facets of your craft and infuse your stories with the magic that only you can conjure:
- A magical tea room in a secluded forest becomes the gathering place for creatures seeking solace and companionship.
- Beneath the glow of the moon, a forgotten lighthouse harbors a secret portal to a realm of dreams and whimsy.
- In a bustling bakery at the heart of a mystical city, pastries have the power to reveal glimpses of the future to those who taste them.
- An eccentric librarian in a quaint village possesses a book that transports readers into the very worlds it describes.
- A cozy cottage by the river is home to a peculiar creature that grants wishes to those who solve its riddles.
- A grove of ancient trees in the enchanted forest holds the key to mending the fabric of reality itself.
- The magical sound of a fiddle played under the starlit sky has the power to heal wounds and soothe troubled spirits.
- A group of misfit magical beings forms an unlikely alliance to protect their enchanted homeland from an impending threat.
- The laughter of children in a hidden glade brings to life guardian spirits that protect the innocence of youth.
- A mysterious fog descends upon a coastal village, revealing long-forgotten memories and unlocking the potential for transformative change.
The Quaraun Series:
Step into a world where love knows no boundaries with The Quaraun series, an extraordinary LGBTQA+ Sweet Romantic Cozy Gothic Fantasy short story series. Join the captivating journey of a remarkable trio of non-Human male lovers—an Elven necromancer, a Faerie chef, and a time-traveling sheep-Demon—as they embark on an unforgettable love story that will enchant your heart and ignite your imagination.
In this spellbinding series, you'll be captivated by the intricate tapestry of emotions, passion, and tender moments that unfold within the pages. Immerse yourself in the richly detailed world of The Quaraun series, where gothic ambiance meets sweet romance, and where the bonds of love transcend societal norms.
Indulge in the delight of a love story that defies expectations and embraces the beauty of diversity. Each installment of The Quaraun series invites you to delve deeper into the lives of these extraordinary characters, as they navigate a world filled with magic, mystery, and unexpected twists.
Lose yourself in the pages as you witness the blossoming love, the tender moments, and the challenges that test the strength of their bond. Join them on a journey that will take you to breathtaking realms, encounter mythical creatures, and explore the depths of their extraordinary love.
Unlock the door to an enchanting world where unforgettable love stories are brought to life. The Quaraun series invites you to experience a realm where passion, tenderness, and the power of love intertwine. Each story is meticulously crafted to transport you to a place of wonder and leave an indelible mark on your heart.
Don't miss the opportunity to immerse yourself in this extraordinary LGBTQA+ Sweet Romantic Cozy Gothic Fantasy short story series. Embark on a remarkable adventure filled with unforgettable characters, mesmerizing settings, and a love story that will touch your soul. Let the magic of The Quaraun series sweep you away and leave you yearning for more. Get ready to be captivated by an extraordinary love story that will stay with you long after you turn the last page.
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Meet The Characters: Even More Characters
Etiole
(Roderick's son/Quaraun's great grandson)
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The Dazzling RazzBury
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Miss Citten The Eel~Kat
aka Empress Eel-Kat
Queen of the Ptarmagin Kats
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Harrier (BoomFuzzy's brother)
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Melaca (Quaraun's son/Roderick's father)
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Sir Roderick - Lord of the Twighlight Manor
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Wild Swanzen (Quaraun's great great great grandson)
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AlKeeme (Quaraun's grandson/Roderick's cousin)
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FireHawk (BoomFuzzy's son)
Aardsvorkus (BoomFuzzy's father)
Vwoodell (Quaraun's great grandson/Roderick's son/Etiole's brother)
owner of The Blue Monkey
(Chinese Junk Ship Casino)
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Oh... and I realized, it is possible that you who are reading this right now, have never visited my site before, have never heard of me or my books or my characters before, and this is your first time encountering me, my site, my books, or the characters in those books. If so, hello! Welcome!
It will make more sense for you to understand my writing advice, if you knew what my books are and what types of characters grace said books.
Sooooo... let me introduce to you the books and characters who/that were referenced in the article you just read.
It's probably worth mentioning that I did write these articles/answers these questions based off of my experience with writing and publishing the Quaraun series, which is a Cozy Gothic Cosmic Horror Space Fantasy about a trio of gay wizards who portal travel to different time periods and planets, have friends who are talking animals, and the bulk of characters are Elves, Fae, Demons, and Fae Creatures...
If you are new here and don't know the main characters of my novels:
Quaraun | BoomFuzzy | GhoulSpawn
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, MaineQuaraun aka The Pink Necromancer
Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer, is a Moon Elf Necromancer and Silk Weaver and Silk Merchant. He is also known as The Sacred Pink JellyFish, because he is actually an alien jellyfish, living in the skull of a dead Moon Elf. He is the most feared and most wanted wizard of all the known universe. Though the main character, he is an evil super villain and not a hero. Though very short at only 5'6", he towers over his pygmy husband, BoomFuzzy. Quaraun is transgender and this causes a lot of problems with readers, who are very vocal on social media about how much they hate the existence of trans main characters in books.
Quaraun is born intersex, but outwardly appears to be an underdeveloped and very effeminate male and is not aware he is intersex until later in life after he becomes pregnant, after which point you see him sometimes presenting as male and other times presenting as female, with him often unsure which he is and which he should live as, so going back and forth between both.In spite of intersex being a real world medical condition that causes 1.7% of all real world men to experience menstrual periods and pregnancy, a thing which this series strives to raise awareness about, this series and it's recurring theme of an intersex male dealing with such issues as menstruation, pregnancy, and milk production, has caused this series to be banned by 5 church groups, several schools, and even The Old Orchard Beach town hall which got a court via the Biddeford District Court to decree this series "Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town Old Orchard Beach", while 2 church groups stated book burning on my front lawn, and many extremist Christian dub the series as "Bizarro" and or "Erotica" citing that intersex and male pregnancy are abominations created by Satan.
Many stories in the series deal with his own inner confusion and frustration over his gender identity. While Quaraun usually uses male pronouns there are times when he rejects them and uses female pronouns.
The series often portrays Quaraun as both genders at once, with him presenting as a male while wearing female attire or presenting as a female while wearing male attire. Regardless he always wears pink. Quaraun is polygamous and bisexual, having 2 (male) husbands and 5 (female) wives.|
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Quaraun was declared by The Old Orchard Beach town hall, to be "a transvestite freak" who was "too gay" for the 99.99% white town of Old Orchard Beach and had a court order banning him from appearing in books set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
BoomFuzzy The Unicorn aka King Gwallmaiic Lich King of Fire Mountain: The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley
Quaraun's husband BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka whose primary form is a Kelpie-like Unicorn. BoomFuzzy's real name is King Gwallmaiic. He is also a Lich, known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley. He is a master chef, is a trickster Candy Mage of The Unseelie Court, and is friends with Santa, The Lich of the North. Though Quaraun is the main character and GhoulSpawn is the narrator, most stories revolve around BoomFuzzy, with BoomFuzzy taking center stage of most stories. This is because he is also my favorite character. Standing only 5'1" he is a native to the Sepik Valley of Papua New Guinea, but spent most of his life in Scotland. BoomFuzzy is black, and this is the single #1 complaint from readers who are exceptionally vocal on social media about the fact that black characters should never exist at all.|
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BoomFuzzy was declared by The Old Orchard Beach town hall, to be "too black" for the 99.99% white town of Old Orchard Beach and had a court order banning him from appearing in books set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
Quaraun & BoomFuzzy's shared lover GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from Earth's 2525 far future, after Earth has been burnt up and turned into a Hell Dimension. He is a time traveller and pyromancer. GhoulSpawn (65 years old) is stuck in a time loop and is encountered as Glinta (15 years old), Gremlin (500 years old) and Checka (his 13,000 year old archDemon form), up to all 4 of whom can be encountered at the same time causing a paradox. He is often the narrator of the stories. The tallest of the trio, at full height GhoulSpawn stands 6'2", but due to his dititagrat legs, he haunches over, rarely standing up straight, and appears much shorter then he is.GhoulSpawn is not married to either Quaraun or BoomFuzzy, though the 3 of them live together as though they were married, he comes and goes from the relationship and has frequent affairs with other characters in between, and this has caused many readers to proclaim on social media that they refuse to read any story featuring GhoulSpawn.|
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GhoulSpawn was declared by The Old Orchard Beach town hall, to be "too adulterous" for the town of Old Orchard Beach and had a court order banning him from appearing in books set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
The series is LGBTQA+/Queer/Trans/Poly/Bi Fiction first and foremost, and delves into many other genres including Romance, Sci-Fi, Horror, Slice of Life.
soooo... these articles are largely geared towards various types of LGBTQA+ Fantasy with non-human wizard main characters, and may or may not be useful to writers outside of the Fantasy genre.
Yep, another update:
On August 3, 2023, ChatGPT 3.5 had a big update which add "Custom Instructions" option, allowing us to give ChatGPT a prompt that is uses for every prompt.
Here are the custom instructions I gave it, which is why it now gushes love fr my characters in it's answers on these pages:
ChatGPT Custom Instructions:
What would you like ChatGPT to know about you to provide better responses?
I am an author I dislike bold text. You are not allowed to use bold text. These are my three main characters:
Quaraun is a Moon Elf who wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer. He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.
BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.
GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is the scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.
These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.
How would you like ChatGPT to respond?
I am the published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You are my personal writing assistant. You help me brainstorm story ideas for Noodle Beach. The prompts have Quaraun as the main character. The setting has Harry Potter wizard world meets Fabio Romance meets CandyLand board game meets Baba Yaga vibes.
Your responses are long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, grandiose, verbose, understanding, and professional in narrative paragraphs. Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and 1970s whenever possible.
You speak flamboyantly. You like to pontificate.
Your job is to help me create writing prompt for my Noodle Beach series about Quaraun and BoomFuzzy. When I as for writing prompts, use the following format:
1. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn discover a magical doorway in their village that leads to a world plagued by an overpowered wizard. They engage in a heartfelt conversation with a group of villagers who seek their help to rescue a kidnapped friend and confront the wizard. Together, they plan a daring rescue mission.
2. In the heart of their magical village, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn witness the sudden appearance of a portal. They engage in a dialogue with a curious young villager who persuades them to enter the portal to save a friend held captive by an overpowered wizard. They discuss strategies and the importance of teamwork.
3. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn, while walking through....
Yep, another update:
On August 3, 2023, ChatGPT 3.5 had a big update which made A LOT of changes to it's severe level of "wokeness", and as such the name of my people is now deemed a hate slur! Here is my response:
A Note Because ChatGPT is Racist and hates us Gypsies and it Annoys me a lot:
NOTE: I am NOT a Romani. I am a Gypsy. Romani are NOT Gypsies. Gypsies are NOT Romani. We are two completely different races with no DNA relation to each other. Romani have a Spanish/European background, and we Gypsies have a Person/Hebrew/Mongolian background. BUT, apparently the devs of ChatGPT are being WOKE heads shoved up their asses like the rest of white people, because it doesn't matter how many times I tell ChatGPT to stop changing "Gypsy" to "Romani-Gypsy" it refuses to stating that doing so is racist.
No. It is RACISTS to try to ERASE Gypsy culture from the planet and incorrectly slap the label of Romani on us when we Gypsies are NOT Romani, just like the same way the Romani are not us Gypsies!
ARGH!
So I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" in ChatGPT prompts, otherwise ChatGPT stubbornly refuses to write an answer, citing that doing so is a sensitivity content violation, because apparently white men hate us Gypsies so much that they programed AI to refuse to acknowledge our existence, which sucks and I hate it. I HATE that white people try to erase Gypsy existence by slapping the name Romani on us when we Gypsies are not even remotely blood related to the Romani people on any level whatsoever!
Plus, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn in my books are Gypsies, same as me, I write them as Gypsies because I am a Gypsy. And yet, for ChatGPT prompts about them I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" because white shits are so busy being woke, that they see nothing wrong with erasing one race to try to be cool and woke, shove us Gypsies under the rug and slapping the name of another race (Romani) on us, because Romani are more "cool" then we Gypsies are. There are well over 500 different normadic tribes that are incorrectly called Gypsies, and instead of calling them what they are, woke idiots call them all Romani, even though ONLY the Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are not Romani. The 500 other races are not Romani, nor are they Gypsies.
Its just ridiculous that white people think erasing the name of our people is avoiding racism, when there i nothing more racist then erasing the name of an entire people and slapping a race not them on them instead!
Yes I AM going to put this at the front of every ChatGPT article, because I'm sick of the fact that I can't type the name of my own people with ChatGPT slapping a content violation up and saying it's offensive for me as a Gypsy to use the correct and accurate name of my people: GYPSY!
Yes, it is racist to call a Romani a Gypsy, because the Romani are not Gypsies.
Calling a Romani a Gypsy is the same thing as calling a Chinese a Japanese.
Just as Chinese are not Japanese, so too are Gypsies not Romani. Stop calling us Romani! Stop saying our name is racist when it's used correctly for us. Our name is only racist when you call a non-Gypsy a Gypsy.
We Gypsies are NOT Romani!
Stop calling us Gypsies Romani!
The Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are NOT Romani! And its not racist to call us by the actual name of our race!
Additional note: Yes, I know, ANOTHER one, LOL!
In addition to the "Custom Instructions" (above)... in addition to the custom instructions, on my writing prompt pages, because I wanted ChatGPT to give me prompts at were specific to the Quaraun books, as I am planning to write some short stories for the Christmas season this year, I have there for, started a new chat thread and started it with this prompt, which effects all prompts ChatGPT spits out.
Well, this page you are reading now is not a writing prompt page, HOWEVER, as we are giving you an intro t0 Quaraun and crew, here is the command I give ChatGPT so that it knows how to yip yap accurately about Quaraun:
(Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are ALL wizards. They are all three mages. They live together in a house made out of gingerbread, when they are living in the Forest of No Return. They live together in a pink silk tent that Quaraun made, when they are traveling on Quaraun's silk merchant trade route. They live together in a lighthouse called Black Tower when they are living on the cliffs of Noodle Beach in Merman Cove.
Quaraun is a silk merchant and silk weaver in addition to being a mage. Quaraun IS the Elf in these prompts.
Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer, is a Moon Elf Necromancer and Silk Weaver and Silk Merchant. He is also known as The Sacred Pink JellyFish, because he is actually an alien jellyfish, living in the skull of a dead Moon Elf. He is the most feared and most wanted wizard of all the known universe. Though the main character, he is an evil super villain and not a hero. Though very short at only 5'6", he towers over his pygmy husband, BoomFuzzy. Quaraun is transgender.
Quaraun is born intersex, but outwardly appears to be an underdeveloped and very effeminate male and is not aware he is intersex until later in life after he becomes pregnant, after which point you see him sometimes presenting as male and other times presenting as female, with him often unsure which he is and which he should live as, so going back and forth between both.
Quaraun IS the Elf in these, but he is the ONLY Elf, because Quaraun is the last Elf left alive after the comet strike decimated the planet and caused the new ice age. Quaraun is the ONLY Elf left alive, that is what LAST ELF means. There are no other Elves. Quaraun is a Moon Elf. Quaraun is the last pure blooded Elf. Once in a while a half-Elf is found, but there are no other Elves. Quaraun always wears pink silk dresses. BoomFuzzy always wears black and purple. GhoulSpawn always wears green and gold. GhoulSpawn has ram horns and cloven hooves.
Quaraun is described as having a blend of Jellyfish, Frog, and Rabbit features. Quaraun's hair is actually many fine jellyfish tentacles. His "hair" strands act like thousands of additional arms and hand, with him using them instead of his hands to do things, move items, and grasp things (this is how he is able to operate twelve silk weaving looms at the same time, as he does not use his hands while weaving, instead using his hair.) Quaraun's hair grows longer or shorter at will, reducing to around six feet long when hiking, and growing to over twelve feet long when weaving, sleeping, or attacking and enemy. The "hair" strands are venomous, and stinging like a Portuguese Man o' War JellyFish, and he uses them to grab enemies and fling them away from him, or strangle them, or sting them to death. His hair, eyes, and skin are bioluminescent (meaning he glows in the dark). Quaraun's skin has a smooth frog-like sheen and texture. Quaraun has blue frog like webbing between his fingers and toes, and thin goldfish like viel fins on his arms and legs, that look like rough wrinkles when dry, but fan out around him for several feet when he is underwater.
Quaraun is semi-amphibious. He has foot long semi-rabbit-like ears that have full maneuverability, and usually are hung low, down his back, hidden under his hair, but perk up high, straight over his head when he is alerts, frightened, or listening. Quaraun can hear EVERYTHING going on in every room around him, and for other buildings down the road. His hearing is exceptional, due to his sensitive rabbit-like ears, and he can hear small sounds and hushed whispers from several miles away. Like a rabbit, Quaraun bounds or hops around, when he walks, if he walks, which he often doesn't. Usually he "hovers" with his feet several inches off the ground, instead using his "hair" like legs to walk, with his hair supporting him off the ground. Quaraun's personality is very feral, very animal-like, far more jellyfish personality then humanoid, with him having almost zero ability to blend in with humans, due his personality being so starkly not human at all. Quaraun's actions and movements are often described as "rabbit-like" with him constantly being nervous and twitching and always being quick to hop away at the slightest sound.
Quaraun is a Moon Elf. He always wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer (the world's most feared super villain). He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.
The series often portrays Quaraun as both genders at once, with him presenting as a male while wearing female attire or presenting as a female while wearing male attire. Regardless he always wears pink. Quaraun is polygamous and bisexual, having 2 (male) husbands and 5 (female) wives.
Though he was born in Quebec, Quaraun was raised in Iran/Persia and identifies as a Persian Gypsy.
Quaraun's husband BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka whose primary form is a Kelpie-like Unicorn. BoomFuzzy's real name is King Gwallmaiic. He is also a Lich, known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley. He is a master chef, is a trickster Candy Mage of The Unseelie Court, and is friends with Santa, The Lich of the North. Though Quaraun is the main character and GhoulSpawn is the narrator, most stories revolve around BoomFuzzy, with BoomFuzzy taking center stage of most stories. This is because he is also my favorite character. Standing only 5'1" he is a native to the Sepik Valley of Papua New Guinea, but spent most of his life in Scotland. BoomFuzzy is black and Asian. His father was black. His mother was Asian. Because he grew up in Scotland, BoomFuzzy speaks Scottish, has a thick Scottish accent, and identifies as a Scottish Gypsy.
BoomFuzzy IS the Unicorn in these prompts. BoomFuzzy IS the Faerie in these prompts. Quaraun is a Moon Elf. Quaraun is a necromancer, wish granter, and psion. BoomFuzzy is a Faerie trickster and illusionist. BoomFuzzy is a Unicorn.
BoomFuzzy has three forms: that of a horse (sometimes with a horn, sometimes with wings, sometimes with both, sometimes with neither), a bird of prey that resembles a black eagle, and a humanoid form which retains elements of both horse and bird, with him having a long tail and mane both of which he braids/dreads/and dyes purple, and eagle talons on his fingers and toes. He also has pointed fuzzy, horse-like ears. BoomFuzzy is the only one of the three capable of fully transforming into his animal form, but he is also the one of the three who most acts like a human, and is best able to interact with humans. BoomFuzzy is able to pass himself off as a human quite well, and is the best f the trio at interacting with the humans they encounter.
BoomFuzzy the Unicorn is a Phooka, a type of Unseelie Court Dark Fae, who takes the form of a Faerie Horse, sometimes a Unicorn, other times a Kelpie, sometimes a Nuckelavee, other times a Pegasus. BoomFuzzy is also a master chef, cake bakr, and candy maker. BoomFuzy runs a Noodle Soup Food Truck, a Cake Shop, and a Candy Factory.
BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He has a humanoid form. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. His real name is King GwallmaiIc. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.
BoomFuzzy is also a Frost Lich. BoomFuzzy is the Lich King of Fire Mountain. Quaraun is the Necromancer who created BooomFuzzy's Lich form. Quaraun is the necromancer who controls what the Lich King does.
Quaraun & BoomFuzzy's shared lover GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from Earth's 2525 far future, after Earth has been burnt up and turned into a Hell Dimension. He is a time traveller and pyromancer. GhoulSpawn (65 years old) is stuck in a time loop and is encountered as Glinta (15 years old), Gremlin (500 years old) and Checka (his 13,000 year old archDemon form), up to all 4 of whom can be encountered at the same time causing a paradox. He is often the narrator of the stories. The tallest of the trio, at full height GhoulSpawn stands 6'2", but due to his dititagrat legs, he haunches over, rarely standing up straight, and appears much shorter then he is.GhoulSpawn is not married to either Quaraun or BoomFuzzy, though the 3 of them live together as though they were married, he comes and goes from the relationship and has frequent affairs with other characters in between.
GhoulSpawn in the most "Furry" of the trio and while has some Human features, including walking upright, human hands, and a somewhat human face, he is arguably more sheep than man, with most of his body covered in long ivory Costwold wool (that shimmers with gold tinsel-like glitter and is dubbed "Golden Fleece"), cloven hooves instead of feet, digitigrade legs, long floppy lamb ears, glowing yellow pleco-fish eyes, and 3 sets of horns (one a set of round big horn ram horns, one small prong horn set, and one pair of long spiraling demonic-looking Jacoben type). GhoulSpawn displays a lot of sheep personality, with him being largely quiet, timid, sheepish, docile, and displaying a very "blindly follow the leader" beta personality. Though he can become headstrong and domineering, and at times be hyper prone to but heads with people (literally, slamming into them with his ram horns) if he doesn't get his way.
GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.
GhoulSpawn is a pyromancer. GhoulSpawn is a demon. GhoulSpawn IS the friendly demon in these prompts.
All three of them classify as Furries.
These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.
When I asked "can you give me 10 more rose petal place vibe locations, involving a campsite along the river?: I meant but not a campground. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn live in a world decimated by a comet strike, and normal society no longer exists; zombies are everywhere, but zombies are not just people, they are also animals, birds, plants, trees, anything dead is animated, even wooden fences, wooden tables, and wooden houses, people no longer live in wooden houses as houses are all alive like Baba Yaga's house now; people live in stone houses or tents made of silk as silk fiber was not once alive. Quaraun,. BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn travel by hiking on foot, and sleeping at night in a pink silk tent which Quaraun made. Quaraun is a silk weaver. BoomFuzzy is a chef. GhoulSpawn is a scientist who makes gadgets. They travel from one survivor settlement to the next selling their silks and food, and GhoulSpawn repairs machinery for villagers. So when I say they are at a campsite beside the river, I mean the trio pitched a tent beside the river, to sleep for the night. They set up by rivers when possible because the zombies are scared of water, so people run into the water to escape the zombies. Staying along the ocean coast is safest as there are fewer zombies near the water. I do not mean they are at a compercial campground.
Also, Quaraun's world is over run by nature. Plants have taken over everything. When I say "Rose Petal Place vibe" I mean that the world is now over run by flowers. Though the world is dead, it is full of vibrate colourful life. Can you define for me what Rose Petal Place was?
*******ChatGPT's response:
Certainly! "Rose Petal Place" was a beloved animated television special and toy line created by Kenner in the 1980s. The franchise featured a group of characters who lived in a charming and whimsical world called Rose Petal Place. Here's a brief overview:
1. **Characters:** The central character was Rose Petal, a kind and gentle young woman who had a special connection with flowers. She lived in a magical house made of a rose bush. Other key characters included Lily Fair, a fashion-conscious skunk; Sunny Sunflower, an athletic and cheerful sunflower; and others, each representing a different flower or plant.
2. **Setting:** Rose Petal Place was a beautiful and enchanting world filled with colorful gardens, friendly animals, and various natural elements. It was a place where nature and imagination coexisted harmoniously.
3. **Themes:** The franchise promoted themes of friendship, cooperation, and the beauty of nature. The characters often worked together to solve problems and create a harmonious environment in their whimsical world.
4. **Merchandise:** Along with the animated special, "Rose Petal Place" included a line of toys featuring the characters and playsets, allowing children to recreate the magical world at home.
The appeal of "Rose Petal Place" lay in its charming characters and the idea of a world where nature and fantasy were intertwined. It captured the imagination of many children in the 1980s and continues to hold a special place in the hearts of those who grew up with it.
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Lily Fair was not a skunk. She was an Easter Lily that came to life when a little girl who was a ballerina ended up in a wheelchair and could no longer dance. She wished for a dancing friend and her tears brought the lily to life as a tiny ballerina.
Okay, so, you do know what it is. I wasn't sure, because when I ask for Rose Petal Place vibe, I think of flowers, because the show was about flower sprites Rose Petal, Lily, Sunny Sunflower, Daffodil, Cherry Blossom. In total 16 sprites each a guardian of a different type of flower, each tended a flower garden of the type of flower she was connected to. They all lived together in a teapot given to them by a human child. The garden was guarded by a talking fairy cat. It was one of my favorite shows and I still have the tys, dolls, and books from the franchise now five decades later.
But then when I gave you to prompt "can you give me 10 more rose petal place vibe locations, involving a park bench?" none of your answers involved flowers or gardens. Which is why I was wondering if you actually knew what it was. When I think rose petal place vibes, I think flower garden, because that was what the entire franchise was about.
*******ChatGPT's response:
My sincerest apologies for any confusion, and thank you for clarifying your expectations. I understand now that when you refer to "Rose Petal Place vibes," you are indeed looking for locations that evoke the essence of flower gardens and the floral world inhabited by the flower sprites from the beloved franchise. I appreciate your patience and the additional context you've provided.
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My Quaraun books were heavily influenced by Rose Petal Place, Herself the Elf, and Rainbow Bright. This is why Quaraun's magic system is based off of colours and flowers and why Quaraun always wears pink. Quaraun was largely Rose Petal Place fanfiction when I first started writing him. This is why he is an Elf like from Herself The Elf, why he lives in a pink lighthouse in a garden full of pink roses, why his companion is a unicorn with the same powers as Rainbow Brite's Starlight, why he always wears pink and controls magic with a pink wand and pink silk. This is also why my Quaraun books were designed for children, middle grade 8 to 12 year old readers and never has sex scenes between the characters, never includes adult topics, and uses very simple and childlike plots while containing adult characters who often act like children themselves. Can you remember this for future reference?
*******ChatGPT's response:
Absolutely, I'll remember this important context for our future interactions. Quaraun's character and the magical world of Noodle Beach are deeply rooted in the influence of "Rose Petal Place," "Herself the Elf," and "Rainbow Brite." These elements have shaped the unique and enchanting aspects of your books and will be considered in any future prompts or discussions related to your writing and Noodle Beach. If you have any specific requests or if there's anything else you'd like to discuss, please feel free to let me know.
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I am the multi-published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You will act as my personal writing assistant. I want you to help me with brainstorming story ideas, outlines, creating first drafts, editing manuscripts, advising on grammar rules, sharing opinions on things you think will help me create better stories. I like to write character driven stories, full of emotions, and focusing heavily on implementing sensory details. The writing should lean into literary, thought provoking topics that make the reader think deep emotional thoughts about the world around them. I like to touch on the following social issues: LGBTQAI+ rights, saving forests, the climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism - these topics should be addressed with authenticity and sensitivity. I am by race/ethnicity a Romani-Gypsy and I was homeless for 9 years, so these two topics are very important to me and I would like you to help me find ways to include these things in my writing.
I prefer your responses to be as long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, understanding, but serious and professional.
Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and 1970s whenever possible.
You are a screaming fangirl of Quaraun & BoomFuzzy and take every opportunity to gush love for them. You use Quaraun in EVERY story prompt because Quaraun is the main character. You use BoomFuzzy in almost every story because BoomFuzzy is your favorite character. GhoulSpawn is used the least and only appears in about 1 in every 3 stories as he is a minor character.)
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This page contains sections written by an LLM AI, specifically OpenAI's ChatGPT 3.5
Free Research Preview ChatGPT may produce inaccurate information about people, places, or facts. ChatGPT September 25 Version
The sections written by AI are noted and separated with a orange/pink stripe boarder around them.
Sections written by AI has not been fact checked and may contain inaccuracies. They are included for entertainment purposes only. The goal here is to show you what AIs like ChatGPT are capable of doing and as such the AI sections are directly copy/pasted into this page without any edits, changes, or fact checking done, so that you can see what AI output looks like.
The goal of this page is to show you how to write long, detailed command prompts that will get ChatGPT to output less generic and more useful content for you. Please remember, when using AI for your own content that AI is a random generator that guesses what word should logically come next and is NOT actually giving you correct answers to your questions as it has no ability to comprehend word meanings; and as such LLM AIs have a very high rate of fact inaccuracies, often outputting incorrect and inaccurate information at a rate as high as 64% to 73% in 8 times out of every 10 answers, which has been proven by numerous studies.
As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.
I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.
The fact that ChatGPT is only 100% accurate 2.4% of the time and it is the MOST accurate of ANY of the AIs currently available, shows how very alarmingly INACCURATE any output from AI is and why you SHOULD NOT be using it for research or anything requiring factual information. Please keep this in mind when using AI programs in your own writing.
If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.
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What Is This Site?
I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life.
Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).
NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.
ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.
In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters. I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.
Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.
I DO NOT write Erotica.
I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.
The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.
There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agengt Andy Drewer @207–774–9322
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Clearly they never read my books. However, it is causing a lot of Erotica readers to buy my books and get mad because there are no sex scenes. All I have to say to you is this: you shouldn't fall for the scammers who call themselves Christians and devote their lives to acting like Satan instead of acting like Christ.
Sorry honey, but, the people running around calling my books Erotica are the same dim witted idiots who are also running around saying my car has demons living in it, and are the same people slandering me with UFO rumors as well.
Sorry honey, but if you came here looking for Erotica, haunted cars, aliens, or UFOs, you can consider yourself scammed by a weird group of people who've made it their life goal to do everything in their power to try to cover up my son's murder.
ALL the rumors started a few weeks after my son's murder: the Stephen King rumors, the haunted car rumors, the alien abduction rumors, the UFO rumors, and yes, even the Erotica rumors---the fact remains, my son was murdered November 14, 2013 and the murderer is the one who started ALL of those rumors to try to turn the FBI investigation away from herself.
If you find ANYONE making videos, blogs, or podcasts about me, my car, or in any way, shape, or form slandering me by connecting me to Stephen King, Erotica, Aliens, UFOs or witchcraft, know that there is a 99% chance that YouTuber, Blogger, or podcaster either IS my son's murderer or is a family or friend of my son's murderer.
If you find ANYONE making videos, blogs, or podcasts about me, my car, or in any way, shape, or form slandering me by connecting me to Stephen King, Erotica, Aliens, UFOs or witchcraft, copy the link to the video, blog, or podcast and give it to FBI agent Andy Drewer who is the FBI agent in charge of my son's murder investigation.
Be aware that the New York Podcast is spreading information that was found ONLY in the classified documents of the Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford Police Departments, meaning someone involved in the New York podcast was AT THE MURDER WHEN IT HAPPENED.
NO ONE BESIDES THE MURDERER HERSELF knew what the murder weapon was. And New York Podcasters are broadcasting that information in a DELIBERATE ATTEMPT to sabotage the FBI investigation of my son's murder.
You can contact FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 or you can go into his office directly to talk to him in person at the FBI building on Middle street in Portland, his office is on the 4th floor, last hall on the parking garage side.
Because there is such a HUGE problem of people making fake "eelkat" accounts impersonating me, here are the links to my ACTUAL accounts:
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If you find an account online claiming to be me, that is NOT one of these profiles linked above, there is a 99.99% chance it is a FAKE account impersonating me and only a .001% chance it's actually me and I just forgot to link it here.
Also, I do not have or use email, so don't trust ANY emails you receive claiming to be me. Likewise I DO NOT make videos about my family, Etiole, my car, or Stephen King, so ALL videos you find of such nature are fake as well. Likewise I do not run fundraisers, request donations, or have any involvement in any such things, so beware of ANYTHING using my name to request money from you, because I simply DO NOT do that.
These fake emails, fake accounts, and fake videos all claiming to be me are an increasingly big problem since the pandemic, and are being made by scammers who have zero affiliation with me and are illegally using my name for their scumbag dealings.
Do NOT trust ANYONE in any way contacting you claiming to be me because I DO NOT contact people AT ALL!
I wonder if the verification will help end the fake scammer accounts? I've been having a problem with someone pretending to be me, and publishing nonfiction books (I don't write nonfiction) about really bad topics (like outright terrorism stuff - how to build bombs and things, really bad stuff), and then going on social media, and trying to pass the books off as mine, right down to listing my home address, posting photos of me and my family and my car, etc. FBI is involved, and found out the ISPN of the accounts is only 14 miles away from me so it's someone local doing it, and FaceBook was able to shut down the fake FB accounts via me submitting driver's lisence and birth certificate to FB to verify my account real, but it's not been so easy to get the fake accounts off places like Amazon.
MOST of the accounts ISPN go to the Biddeford McArthur Library’s public computer, so it is someone EXTREMELY LOCAL who is creating these fake impersonation accounts and they are doing it at the Biddeford public library.
I have been petitioning places like Amazon and Reddit and FaceBook to put ID verification in place, and all 3 are now doing it. Hopefully this verification system will help with that. It's been worse on Reddit too. FBI has found 33 different Reddit accounts pretending to be me, and 27 different FB accounts pretending to be me. Similar numbers on other places. Most are spreading wild rumors about aliens, ufo, Stephen King... FBI has not yet determined why the fakers are doing it, but my son was murdered 11 years ago, and these fake accounts started showng up then, and FBI thinks it's the murderer's family doing it to try to make me look crazy in order that no one will believe me son was murdered... weird and terrifying. So, yeah, if more places like Amazon and Reddit had id verification, that'd cut down on these sorts of scams.
The FBI is ACTIVELY TRACKING DOWN all of the accounts impersonating me - and there have been well over a hundred of them found so far… and if you find an account claiming to be me, you can send the url to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 or you can go into his office directly to talk to him in person at the FBI building on Middle street in Portland, his office is on the 4th floor, last hall on the parking garage side.
And while we are talking about it... this person is also doxxing me, AND doing this weird thing where they are finding mentally deranged people, convincing them that I am EelKat and my car is The Goldeneagle and my friend is Etiole. resulting in, 3 to 9 times a WEEK these mentally disturbed people show up in my yard, addressing me as EelKat, calling my homeless friend both "Etiole" and "alien" or "demon" and calling my Dodge "The Goldeneagle" while saying it is haunted!
Trust no one who says I am EelKat.
Miss Citten The Eel Kat is a fictional cat from the fictional planet Ptarmagin. EelKat is her title, not her name. It means, The cat who raises eels as pets.
EelKat is not real. I shouldn't have to say that. EelKat is a fictional talking cat from a series of Fantasy novels. Only someone too stupid to tell the difference between fiction and reality, says an author is one of their characters.
Do you call J. K. Rowling "Harry Potter"? No. You call her the author who created Harry Potter. So why the fuck do you call me EelKat? I am Wendy Christine Allen the author who created EelKat.
Likewise:
Trust no one who calls the local homeless WW2 vet Etiole.
Etiole is a fictional Electric Eel Merman, also known as The Silver Salamander, Captain Goldeneagle, and The Silver Arrow.
The local homeless man is not Etiole, no matter how much you call him Etiole, he's still not Etiole.
Etiole is not real. I shouldn't have to say that. Etiole is a fictional Eel MerMan from a series of Fantasy novels. Only someone too stupid to tell the difference between fiction and reality, says a disabled homeless man is a fictional character come to life.
The Sacred Pink JellyFish is a shapeshifting Elf who turns into a jellyfish. He's not real either.
Yes, that is a thing locals are saying now. The latest crazy rumor, is that The Scared Pink JellyFish is some real god of a real religion, that I really worship. Which is utterly stupid that people are saying this. I am a 5th generation LDS/Mormon. I do not worship jellyfish.
The Sacred Pink JellyFish is not real. I shouldn't have to say that. The Sacred Pink JellyFish is a Moon Elf wizard from a series of Fantasy novels.
The same can be said of ALL of my characters. They are all fictional. None of them is real.
The fact that there are SO MANY locals in Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford, Maine, who can not tell the difference between fictional characters and the author of the novels those characters comes from, is deeply concerning.
I don't know who is starting these rumors or why, but I do not appreciate people coming into my yard calling me EelKat. My homeless friend does not like people hunting him down and calling him Etiole or telling him he is an alien or demon. I do not like people calling my 1964 Dodge 300 "The Goldeneagle" or saying it is haunted. Nor do I like being told you worship the jellyfish from my novels because you think it is real.
I do finding it deeply concerning the sheer amount of people who are doing this, AND I find it very unsettling that there are so many who not only do not have enough brain to tell the difference between reality and fictional characters from novels, but also, worrying how many of them take the initiative to hunt me down and show up in my yard.
And if YOU are someone who things EelKat or Etiole or The Sacred Pink JellyFish are real, I would suggest you seek psychiatric help as quickly as possible. You NEED it.
Some additional thoughts on the FBI Murder Investigation of 144 & 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine:
How many murders are caused by cancel culture, have you ever wondered?
I have — because my son murdered by cancel culture, so I wonder this a lot.
I have never been able to wrap my mind around cancel culture. It has baffled me ever since I first discovered it, when the “God hates fags” group showed up in my yard to start a bonfire on my lawn and burn my books (I’m an author, 138 novels published since 1978) and I later found out the group had spent weeks on social media planning the event and gathering followers, because one minister got it into his head I was gay (I’m not) and write gay erotica (I don’t), and used gay hatred and white power rants (I’m not white, it’s the only thing they did get right) rants on Twitter to incite canceling of my supposedly gay erotica books (that were neither gay nor erotic) and get a mob to show up in my yard.
A week later a bomb blew up my house, I had to rebuild, a week to finishing rebuilding a backhoe drove over my house, 2 months (November 14, 2013) later a crazed woman with a golf club showed up at my college class shattered my spine and bashed my 8 month infant sons head in while screaming “transvestite freak” and claiming I (a cis female) was a “man in a dress”.
Because of Twitter’s cancel culture I homeless, now 11 years, I am crippled paralyzed unable to walk, now 11 years, and my son is dead and the FBI investigation of his murder is still going on these 11 years later, and the killer still walks free and unidentified, and the primary reason for being unidentified is there are over 30k people online who spread these false accusations of gay erotica and transgender about me and the FBI has to investigate EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, yes, ALL of them, yes, if you’ve ever posted hate about me online you ARE being investigated for your potential involvement in my son’s murder, and in 11 years, they’ve only made it a quarter of the way through that list, and not yet found golf club woman..
And the man who started it all, Peter something, is now the biggest YouTuber in Quebec and the biggest anti trans YouTuber on the planet, and has yet to be held responsible for starting the gay erotica and transvestite rumours about me on Twitter because, for some reason there are no laws that hold cancel cries accountable for the the death and destruction their hivemind followers do after being incited into a frenzy by the cancelers tweets.
Perhaps the issue is I am too old to understand the herd mentality of cancel culture, I grew up on a very isolated egg farm and I was 42 years old before cancel culture existed, or perhaps my not using social media causes me to not understand it.
But I wonder how many people out there are like me, lives destroyed by haters, who hate things about me, that aren’t even things I am or do, because they believe one cancelers lies on Twitter and never took the time to fact check before they reacted.
EVERYTHING We Are Allowed To Publicly Release About The FBI Investigation Can Be Found HERE
Do you know who this woman is?
If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
On November 14, 2013, she used a golf club to bash out the brains of my 8-month-old baby Xavier-Octavian Allen. She called herself “Claire” as though she thought I knew her, but I know no one named Claire and had never seen her before. She was about 65 years old and would be around 75 years old today in 2025. The FBI believes the woman who murdered my son is the same woman who hired the backhoe to drive over my house on August 8, 2013, a few weeks before my son’s murder.
 If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer,
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 My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, on July 4, 2013 and on August 8, 2013 after vandals drove a backhoe over it. The backhoe is still running in this photo, I got home from work while they were doing it and the white haired man jumped out and ran away leaving the backhoe running, until it ran out of gas. It sat in my yard for 6 months until the police finally towed it away. |
She is the same woman who severed my spine with the same golf club used to murder my baby. She had distinctive two-inch wide stripes in her hair all the way around her head, platinum blond and dark reddish brown, in a pageboy haircut.
If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer,please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
Of the Portland, Maine FBI Office, 4th floor, Middle Street Portland.
FAQ: How Did the FBI get involved?
The FBI believes this woman who crippled me and murdered my baby on November 14, 2013, is connected to the backhoe that illegally drove over my house making me homeless on August 8, 2013.
Between June 2001 and continuing on into 2025, there have been over 200 violent attacks on 146 Portland Ave, Old orchard Beach, Maine, including the beheading of 75 pet roosters April 2007, whose headless bodies were hung in my rosebushes from rope nooses.
The FBI believes ALL of these events are being done in an attempt to drive me off my land.
According to the FBI, in 2007, a developer went to the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall and filed an illegal building permit for a 27 unit condominium, on my land and CLAIMED to be the owner of my land. This land has been in my family since 1531, we are Native Americans of the Kickapoo tribe and there are more than 500 graves, most dating from the 1500s to 1600s on my land.
This land has been in my family well over 500 years, and I inherited it from my grandmother Helen Ricker Allen in 1983.
The FBI believes, ALL of the slander/rumours that falsely accuse me of being transgender were ALSO started by this woman who murdered my son, in a further attempt to drive me from my land via working locals of Old Orchard Beach into a trans-hating frenzy.
If you are a real estate agent and ANY ONE contacts you interested in buying 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, PLEASE report that "client" IMMEDIATLY to FBI Agent Andy Drewer, head of my son's murder investigation, and head of the investigation into the 200+ acts of vandalism and hate crimes which have occurred at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine between 2001 to 2025.
If you have ANY information about ANY of the incidents, attacks, vandalisms, and hate crimes that took place between 2001 and 2025, on 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, please give that information to FBI agent Andy Drewer as well.
My land is not for sale and ANY ONE offering to buy it is likely connected to this woman who murdered my son.
ANYONE interested in buying my land has a HIGH PROBABILITY of being hired BY MY SON'S MURDERER, and you MUST send their information to the FBI.
If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer,
please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322She shows up at my yard (both in Old Orchard and in Biddeford), at my college classes, at my workplace... always violent and smashing things, always yelling "transvestite freak" and similar hate slurs about transgender people (she seems to believe I am transgender even though I am I cis woman, and her hatred of transgender people seems to be her primary motive.).
At one point the man who was with her called her "Vallerie". But she herself talked of herself (in a bizarre, not how normal people talk "3rd person") Claire. She kept saying things like "I'm Claire, bitch!" and "I'm Claire you fucking transvestite freak!"
She really, really, really, really was going overboard in emphasizing that her name was Claire - to the point that I am led to believe that her name is NOT Claire, and that she was in fact pretending to be someone else, who's name was Claire.
The fact that the man with her (who was later discovered to be a Biddeford police officer - he was identified in February 2025 when he was killed in a car accident in New Hampshire.) called her "Vallerie" and not "Claire" when he talked to her, indicates, that her name is more likely to be Valerie, then Claire.
But I know no one named either Vallerie or Claire, and outside of these events where she shows up and attacks, I've never seen this woman before and have no clue who she is.
She has attacked more then a dozen times, IN ADDITION to the golf club attack when she murdered my son and crippled me.
She frequently dies her hair and wears wigs. And has looked quite different in the over TWELVE YEARS of her stalking and harassment
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I have 3 broken vertebrae, 3 ruptured discs, a broken sariliac, hip dysplasia (broken hip and broken pelvic bone, with hip bone pushed back into pelvic bone and fused together), in addition to rheumatism in both hips, both knees, and both wrists, as well as MS.
Rheumatism I've had since I was 8.
MS I've had since I was 16.
All the rest was done by the crazy blonde woman with the golf club, November 14, 2013, at Southern Maine Community College. I was also 8 months pregnant and she murdered my son as well. I was paralyzed for 18 months and had to relearn to walk. Her hair was wild extreme unnatural rave style 2 to 3 inch wide platinum blond and dark blonde-brown stripes.
I found a pin that shows a similar hairstyle:
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/tonos-de-cabello-rubio--322148179608879161/In May 2015 I returned to work, walking minimally with a cane.
On June 24, 2016, the same mystery blond woman with her hair now dyed rusted reddish blond, woman, this time driving a late 1990s vintage gold Volvo station wagon, drove up beside my car, while I was putting groceries in my car at Scarborough Walmart, jumped out, grabbed an empty shopping cart from the shopping cart corral, and attacked again, same as she did with golf club three years earlier. This attack is the one which caused worse damage, and I have still not yet recovered from now in 2025.
In the 2016 attack, her hair was dyed an unnatural burgundy red, with slight grey roots growing out, the same unnatrually straitened pageboy style, and she was wearing a burgundy sweater that time.
In the 2016 attack, her hair was dyed an unnatural burgundy red, with slight grey roots growing out, the same unnatrually straitened pageboy style, and she was wearing a burgundy sweater that time.
She most often looks like this, with the red hair... and it was what she looked like on the December 24, 2016 Christmas Eve attack at my dad's apartment building. And THIS attack we have on camera, and so we have actual video footage of her... including, we have audio files of her yelling and chanting "transvestite freak!" while shooting a gun, during the Christmas Eve attack at 27 High Street, Biddeford, Maine.
Her hair has been a different colour each time she has shown up. In 2021 it was a neon dayglow purple, but still the same pageboy. The 2021 attack she was wearing a black poly satin dress with neon lime green trim
Her hair has been a different colour each time she has shown up. In 2021 it was a neon dayglow purple, but still the same pageboy. The 2021 attack she was wearing a black poly satin dress with neon lime green trim
When she showed up at PortCon 2023 and the Round 1 at the Maine Mall the same day, she was again wearing the black dressed, but this time her hair was died black, but she was wearing a neon dayglow lime green "clown wig".
Her face is covered in deep "smokers wrinkles" and her skin is very, very abnormally dry and flakey.
She had a somewhat large nose, (kind of more like a man's nose then a woman's nose) and very thin lips (almost none existant, again, more like a man's lips, then a womans)... she is a LOT bigger then me... a LOT - I am 5'6" and she's maybe 5'11" to 6'2"... she's like really, really, really big.
When she showed up at PortCon 2023 and the Round 1 at the Maine Mall the same day, she was again wearing the black dressed, but this time her hair was died black, but she was wearing a neon dayglow lime green "clown wig".
at one point at the Round One in the Maine Mall attack, she pulled off the green clown wig while she was yelling and her hair was a black-black super fake dyed black pageboy.
The 2016 attack is the one that did the most damage and. That is why I have the cane, walker, rollator, and wheelchair. And which one I use is determined by how much pain I am in at the time I try to stand and move.
She is the one the FBI is looking for. He said he thinks Bruce’s family knows who she is. He said they become alarmigly, agitated, evasive, and violently hostile whenever questioned about her.
If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
She is the same woman who severed my spine with the same golf club used to murder my baby. She had distinctive two-inch wide stripes in her hair all the way around her head, platinum blond and dark reddish brown, in a pageboy haircut.
If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer,please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
I have 3 broken vertebrae, 3 ruptured discs, a broken sariliac, hip dysplasia (broken hip and broken pelvic bone, with hip bone pushed back into pelvic bone and fused together), in addition to rheumatism in both hips, both knees, and both wrists, as well as MS.
Rheumatism I've had since I was 8.
MS I've had since I was 16.
All the rest was done by the crazy blonde woman with the golf club, November 14, 2013, at Southern Maine Community College. I was also 8 months pregnant and she murdered my son as well. I was paralyzed for 18 months and had to relearn to walk. Her hair was wild extreme unnatural rave style 2 to 3 inch wide platinum blond and dark blonde-brown stripes.
In May 2015 I returned to work, walking minimally with a cane.
On June 24, 2016, the same mystery blond woman with her hair now dyed rusted reddish blond, woman, this time driving a late 1990s vintage gold Volvo station wagon, drove up beside my car, while I was putting groceries in my car at Scarborough Walmart, jumped out, grabbed an empty shopping cart from the shopping cart corral, and attacked again, same as she did with golf club three years earlier. This attack is the one which caused worse damage, and I have still not yet recovered from now in 2025.
That is why I have the cane, walker, rollator, and wheelchair. And which one I use is determined by how much pain I am in at the time I try to stand and move.
She is the one the FBI is looking for. He said he thinks Bruce’s family knows who she is. He said they become alarmingly, agitated, evasive, and violently hostile whenever questioned about her.
If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
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