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November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

NEVER FORGET:

My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!

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FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

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 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 

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Top 100 Most Visited Pages of April 2017

1. Medieval Servants: Thier jobs and their place in historical fiction.
2. Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
3. The Saco River Curse
4. The Jiggler & The G-String Teddy Bears | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
5. Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica
6. How Long is 50,000 Words?
7. About EelKat
8. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 1 (Online Release of Banned Book)
9. Flamboyant Nipples: The Site That Makes Fun of Terrorist Hate Crimes
10. Introduction To The Quaraun Series: aka Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach
11. Writing Mute Characters
12. I Am Not GhoulSpawn | Excerpt From Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
13. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
14. Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy
15. Flamboyant Nipples: The Site That Makes Fun of & Supports Terrorist Hate Crimes
16. Site Map Index
17. Selfie: When did the X-Rated porn word get a new meaning?
18. Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
19. FRED: Google's Most Deadly Update Ever?
20. Why Pink Humor Crude Adult Comedy Yaoi Is Not Erotica
21. Writing Dares Random Generator
22. Random Generators Writing Prompts Bizarro
23. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
24. BoomFuzzy Chapter 1 (Novel Excerpt - Quaraun The Insane)
25. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
26. Google Flagged My Site! What To Do? (Help For Web Masters)
27. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
28. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
29. Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness
30. Disney vs Google: The YouTube Boycott & How It Effects Us Content Creators
31. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
32. The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
33. BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
34. My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender
35. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
36. Autistic Characters In Fiction
37. Pen Names Maintaining Anonymity
38. Creating a Fantasy Realm
39. Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family
40. Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
41. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
42. Is Google's FRED Update Killing Affiliate Monetized Niche Content Sites?
43. Page 3 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
44. Quaraun The Insane Volume 1: The Night of the Screaming Unicorn
45. The Lich's True Form Revealed | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
46. A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness
47. Captured By The Lich Lord | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
48. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
49. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
50. Page 4 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
51. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
52. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
53. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
54. Elves & Faeries In The Quaraun Series
55. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
56. Is It a Novel, a Novella, a Short Story or Something Else?
57. Pillows By EelKat
58. Bizarro Yaoi Novel Night of The Screaming Unicorn
59. How to Write A Kiss
60. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
61. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
62. Page 7 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
63. Random Generators by EelKat
64. Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
65. Spending Money To Make Money Online? Should You Do It?
66. The Amphibious Aliens Index: Paranormal History of Old Orchard Beach
67. The White Monkey of Old Orchard Beach
68. Bananas!
69. Be True To You: YouTube Gamers: "Faking" a personality until you make it?
70. Book Ratings: Or Am I too young to buy this book?
71. Contact Info
72. Is It Erotica?
73. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
74. Page 10 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
75. Page 6 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
76. Past Updates That Appeared on The Home Page
77. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane Volume 2: Kelim and The Necromancer
78. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
79. The Southern Maine Writers Group
80. Toilets In Fiction
81. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
82. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
83. Vanishing Books Update - Why 27 of my books were deleted off Amazon
84. Why We Gypsies Do Not Like American Men Near Our Women
85. Wristlets, Wrist Bags, Mini Clutch, Cosmetic Bags, and Designer Mini Purses
86. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
87. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
88. Average Typing Speed
89. Bumper Sticker Quotes
90. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
91. Fabric Designed By EelKat
92. HotFooting: what is it?
93. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica?
94. Incest In Fiction
95. Lives Destroyed:Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
96. Monster Porn By EelKat Wendy C Allen
97. Obamacare
98. Phookas
99. Quaraun CosPlay Fabrics
100. Quaraun The Insane Volume 5: The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain

What do you want to become? 
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!

~EK
EelKat.com
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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death. If you haven't got a child to lose, it will be a brother or sister or parents or spouse or whomever you love the most, and that you should know it was this curse which you brought upon yourself that killed them, they will die on exactly the 7 year anniversary of the very first time, you mocked the death of my child.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.

~EelKat

If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322