November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

NEVER FORGET:

My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!


FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!



 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 







Top 100 Most Visited Pages of April 2017



By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Author of Cozy & Gothic Fantasy, Sweet/Fluffy M/M Furry Romance, Cosmic Horror, Space Opera, & Literary SoL genres. I write Elves, Fae, Unicorns, & Demons.


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  1. Medieval Servants: Thier jobs and their place in historical fiction.
  2. Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
  3. The Saco River Curse
  4. The Jiggler & The G-String Teddy Bears | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
  5. Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica
  6. How Long is 50,000 Words?
  7. About EelKat
  8. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 1 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  9. Flamboyant Nipples: The Site That Makes Fun of Terrorist Hate Crimes
  10. Introduction To The Quaraun Series: aka Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach
  11. Writing Mute Characters
  12. I Am Not GhoulSpawn | Excerpt From Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  13. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  14. Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy
  15. Flamboyant Nipples: The Site That Makes Fun of & Supports Terrorist Hate Crimes
  16. Site Map Index
  17. Selfie: When did the X-Rated porn word get a new meaning?
  18. Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
  19. FRED: Google's Most Deadly Update Ever?
  20. Why Pink Humor Crude Adult Comedy Yaoi Is Not Erotica
  21. Writing Dares Random Generator
  22. Random Generators Writing Prompts Bizarro
  23. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  24. BoomFuzzy Chapter 1 (Novel Excerpt - Quaraun The Insane)
  25. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
  26. Google Flagged My Site! What To Do? (Help For Web Masters)
  27. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  28. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  29. Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness
  30. Disney vs Google: The YouTube Boycott & How It Effects Us Content Creators
  31. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  32. The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
  33. BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
  34. My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender
  35. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
  36. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  37. Pen Names Maintaining Anonymity
  38. Creating a Fantasy Realm
  39. Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family
  40. Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
  41. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  42. Is Google's FRED Update Killing Affiliate Monetized Niche Content Sites?
  43. Page 3 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  44. Quaraun The Insane Volume 1: The Night of the Screaming Unicorn
  45. The Lich's True Form Revealed | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  46. A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness
  47. Captured By The Lich Lord | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  48. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
  49. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  50. Page 4 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  51. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
  52. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  53. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  54. Elves & Faeries In The Quaraun Series
  55. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
  56. Is It a Novel, a Novella, a Short Story or Something Else?
  57. Pillows By EelKat
  58. Bizarro Yaoi Novel Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  59. How to Write A Kiss
  60. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  61. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
  62. Page 7 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  63. Random Generators by EelKat
  64. Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  65. Spending Money To Make Money Online? Should You Do It?
  66. The Amphibious Aliens Index: Paranormal History of Old Orchard Beach
  67. The White Monkey of Old Orchard Beach
  68. Bananas!
  69. Be True To You: YouTube Gamers: "Faking" a personality until you make it?
  70. Book Ratings: Or Am I too young to buy this book?
  71. Contact Info
  72. Is It Erotica?
  73. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  74. Page 10 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  75. Page 6 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  76. Past Updates That Appeared on The Home Page
  77. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane Volume 2: Kelim and The Necromancer
  78. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
  79. The Southern Maine Writers Group
  80. Toilets In Fiction
  81. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
  82. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
  83. Vanishing Books Update - Why 27 of my books were deleted off Amazon
  84. Why We Gypsies Do Not Like American Men Near Our Women
  85. Wristlets, Wrist Bags, Mini Clutch, Cosmetic Bags, and Designer Mini Purses
  86. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  87. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
  88. Average Typing Speed
  89. Bumper Sticker Quotes
  90. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
  91. Fabric Designed By EelKat
  92. HotFooting: what is it?
  93. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica?
  94. Incest In Fiction
  95. Lives Destroyed:Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
  96. Monster Porn By EelKat Wendy C Allen
  97. Obamacare
  98. Phookas
  99. Quaraun CosPlay Fabrics
  100. Quaraun The Insane Volume 5: The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain





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Eye of the GrigoriIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.
tent2.JPGIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.
eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.
home again the return of the goldeneagle dodge 330If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.
volvo-art-car-eelkat-Dazzling-Razzbury-3-artist-wendy-c-allen-painting3.pngIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death. If you haven't got a child to lose, it will be a brother or sister or parents or spouse or whomever you love the most, and that you should know it was this curse which you brought upon yourself that killed them, they will die on exactly the 7 year anniversary of the very first time, you mocked the death of my child.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.

~EelKat


If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322