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November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

NEVER FORGET:

My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!

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FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

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 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 

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NaNoWriMo:
What is your opinion of using work that you already started for national novel writing month?

What do you want to become? 
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!

~EK
EelKat.com
pinterest.com/eelkat/

By EelKat Wendy C Allen

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.

~EelKat

If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

Summoner of Darkness

The 300,000 word novel that resulted from NaNoWriMo 2016

Last year I took several previously published short stories (totaling 35k words) and combined them together and used them as the outline of a novel. I added 187k words in November, and more in December and January. In the end I had a 300k novel, that I'm currently editing and revising.

I also recorded the entire thing live, about 70 videos last year October prep & November writing & December editing, all the videos are up on YouTube.

(I'm EelKat everywhere, so, the videos are easy to find. Just Google EelKat and you'll get about 10million search results for me... not a joke, I have over 300 social network accounts, due to being a beta tester since 1997.)

In the end I had a 300k novel, that I'm currently editing and revising.

I recorded the entire thing live, mostly because my readers wanted to see the annual shoot outs when the local "ML" goes off her meds and starts shooting all the local authors.

We got 5 shoot-outs, 7 tire slashings, and 2 home break-ins caught on camera in 2016 - and already got 1 for 2017 and it ain't even October yet - she smashed my car to pieces 2 days ago.

Blew my house up with a bomb in 2006.

Interestingly, she's not even an ML and no one knows who she is, she just shows up, claiming to be an ML and starts attacking authors claiming they are not allowed to write anything unless she assigned the outline. Weird. The FBI is monitoring the NaNoWriMo forums, they have been since July 2016, hoping they can figure out which member she is, but they are not even sure if she's on the forums or if she even has an account at all. All we know is none of the ACTUAL local MLs know who she is. She shows up at the meetings and beats up the authors then runs off before the police arrive. Most people around here don't dare to go to the Write In's any more. 

But, yeah, she went mega nuts last year because I announced I was doing a novel I had already started, which she said gave her the right to shoot me in the head, she ended up shooting my neighbours barn full of bullet holes, killed a bunch of their hens. We caught on camera doing these things about 70 different times last year, all the videos are up on YouTube.

(I'm EelKat everywhere, so, the videos of her freaking out on camera all November 2016 are easy to find. Just Google EelKat and you'll get about 10million search results for me... not a joke, I have over 300 social network accounts, due to being a beta tester since 1997.)

All the FBI agent's contact information is in the descriptions of the videos if you know who she is, cause none of local authors have a clue who she is. Heck, here it is now:

Please Call
FBI Agent 
Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322  

More information about the psychopathic, criminally deranged NaNoWriMo ML can be found HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE.

She's become a local tradition here in Maine, for NaNo writers to watch for her at local restaurants and libraries, to see how big of a fool she can make of herself this time. If she wasn't so violent, killing so many pets, bombing so many houses, and hurting so many people, she'd be a hysterical riot.

I wonder if she realizes how big of a fool she makes of herself each year and if she's aware how many times we've caught her on camera now.

I've been doing NaNo since 2004, reached around 200k every year since 2006, except for 2007 when I only reached 75k. I started with a new idea only 3 years: 2004, 2005, 2007. Starting with new ideas, never works for me with NaNo. I spend too much time trying to come up with something to write, figuring out who the character is on a deep level, etc and not getting anything written.

The rest of the time I started with something already started and wrote an additional 50k the first week, then flew on to 200k total (not including the part I started out with before NaNo started). I was able to go so much further because I already had a clear idea of who the characters were and where I wanted the story to go, so I'm able to just sit down and write, write, write, write, write... without stopping to think "Do I want him to do this or that?" because I already know what I want him to do.

The years I did NaNo with no plot and no clue what I was gonna write, I ended up with an unpublishable mess.

The years I did NaNo with already established characters, a few chapters already written, and a detailed outline to guide me, I soared to the end of the novel and it went on to be published.

So, yeah, I'm a be fan and supporter of starting NaNo with something already started, because, for me at least, it helps me to stay motivated, and I think in the end, for me at least, it's more important to finish the story, then it is t reach any particular word count.

But yeah, just watch your back, you never know when Kendra Silvermander will show up at your house with a bomb because you ain't following the rules.

>As long as you finish, who gives a **** except you?

Agreed!

I've rebelled all over the place.

Several years I did multiple short stories instead of a novel.

One year I did a nonfiction book.

Another year I did a set of essays.

Multiple years I took a manuscript already in progress and added to it.

In every case I ended the month writing 200k in 30 days. (I write 10k a day all year long, so, kind of hard for me to do 50k in 30 days as I wouldn't be getting any work done if I backed off and did so few words. Trying to do only 50k in 30 days would put me so far behind schedual, way behind on deadlines, and wreak havoc in my ability to pay bills and put food on the table. When writing is your full time career, writing anything under 10k a day simply is not an option.)

Interestingly, though I've done NaNo every year since 2004... I've never validated my work, because I never joined with a goal of "winning". For me it was just, motivating myself to write over my normal monthly word counts.

I think with NaNoWriMo, some people put too much emphasis on rules and numbers, when they should be putting emphasis on motivating themselves to reach the end goal of having written something they are proud to say they wrote.

Here's a Few of the videos:

Is NaNoWriMo: 
A Terrorist Organization?
Did You Know
The FBI Is Investigating NaNoWriMo
For Their Connection To & Support Of A Dangerous Domestic Terrorist Group?

Did you know National Novel Writing Month Has Come Out And Made A Public Statement Saying That They Are a Supporter Of 
The Ku Klux Klan?

Did you know, that the heads of National Novel Writing Month have put out an official statement regarding their Ku Klux Klan employee Kendra Silvermaner's building a bomb and trying to murder me by blowing up my house?

Offices of Letters & Lights spokesperson Heather Dudley said, "We fully support our MLs in all their actions. The ML is always right. In regards to this matter we have chosen to side with the ML." ~November 28, 2016

Uhm... Heather Dudley said that. She does know that means she is aiding and abetting an attempted murderer, who is wanted by the FBI, you know for attempted murder, right?

The owners of National Novel Writing Month, have REFUSED TO COOPERATE with the FBI agents who were assigned to this case and are knowingly protecting (and therefore aiding and abetting) a known felon who is wanted for multiple counts of attempted murder.

Does she realize that by saying this, she has put out there a public statement saying NaNoWriMo supports building house bombs?

Does she realize that by saying this, she has put out there a public statement saying NaNoWriMo supports cutting cats heads off and nailing them to doors?

Does she realize that by saying this, she has put out there a public statement saying NaNoWriMo supports authors killing authors?

Does she realize that by saying this, she has put out there a public statement saying NaNoWriMo supports domestic terrorism and has pledged allegiance to the Loyal White Knights of The Ku Klux Klan?

Does she realize that by saying this, she has put out there a public statement saying NaNoWriMo supports stalkers, cyberbullies, and trolls?

I do have to wonder, does founder Chris Baty know his company is issuing public statements declaring their allegiance to white supremacy hate groups, specifically the Ku Klux Klan? Or that Heather Dudley is protecting a known terrorist by refusing to release Kendra Silvermander's identity to the FBI?

Are the Offices of Letters & Lights even aware of the fact that one of their employees, Kendra Silvermander, is a member of the Ku Klux Klan, is wanted by the FBI for 11 years of stalking, cyber-bullying, harassment, animal abuse, terrorist attacks, bomb building, and multiple murder attempts? And that their spokesperson Heather Dudley has issued a statement saying that the Offices of Letters & Lights supports Kendra Silvermander in her terrorist activities?

NaNoWriMo employee Kendra Silvermander, a member of the Ku Klux Klan, who claims to be a NaNoWriMo ML is wanted by the FBI for multiple terrorist attacks on local non-white & LGBTQ+ authors.

As a non-white person who lives with daily attacks by the Ku Klux Klan .... daily attacks meaning:

• February 2003 bombed my doctor's office and killed him
• May 2006 they put my dad in a coma
• bombed my house in October 2006
• May 2010 cut my car in half
• beheaded my cousin July 2013
• drove a backhoe over my next house August 2013
• September 2013 - put a bomb in my classroom at Southern Main Community College
• beat my up leaving me paralyzed 5 month and crippled rest of my life in November 2013
• filled my motorhome with 1,000s of gallons of feces April 2015
• kidnapped my cats April 2015
• returned my cats' heads May 2015; 10 cats currently unaccounted for
• August 2015 a woman was beheaded in front of her 4 children, in Saco Shaw's supermarket, in the ice cream department, while trying to buy her children ice cream
• November 2015 - put a bomb in my department at Scarborough WalMart
• June 2016 - put another bomb in my department at Scarborough WalMart (it was WalMart who contacted the FBI and started the FBI investigation July 2016)
• 2016 my tires were slashed on 7 different occasions between October and December
• April 2017 put my dad in the hospital again, he almost died
• May 2017 attacked and rallied at my mom's house - twice
• August 13, 2017 - my birthday - murdered 73 pets
• September 26, 2017 - 2 days ago smashed up my car...
• in all more than 200 such attacks on my family since Stephen King thought to film the Thinner movie on our farm in 1994.

Yes... I've survived FIVE (5) bombings now.

Have Information? 
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer
@ (207) 774-9322 

September 26, 2017
The Latest Attack By Old Orchard Beach's Renegade KKK Members Who Use Their Cars As Battering Ram Weapons, To Slam Into Me While Driving Home, Has Done Horrific Amounts of Damage To My Daily Driver:

The car which attacked me on the Ross Road, just outside of the entrance to the Blueberry Plains, was a fairly new model of a Honda minivan, color maroon/burgundy metallic.

As with the previous attackers, this car had no license plates on it.

The driver appeared to be a man, but could have been a woman. Was wearing a straw hat, pulled down over their face to conceal their features.

This is not the first time they have done this. This particular attack however has done several thousand in damages to my car.

It is unknown if this driver was armed, however it should be noted that previous attackers, were armed with illegal automatic rifles, and it is assumed this attacker likely was as well.

The passenger's side of the front bumper of their car has a large pink paint smear on it, from the pink paint on my car.

Do be aware that this group of domestic terrorists, (who call themselves "The Loyalist White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan") are wanted by the FBI and are considered to be heavily armed and extremely dangerous. Their attacks on the non-white, non-Christian, and LGBTQ residents of Old Orchard Beach are becoming more frequent and much bolder. Do NOT approach them if you see them, just call the local police and the FBI immediately and run as far away from range of their gun fire as possible.

Do keep in mind that this group of terrorists are the ones who blew up my house with a bomb October 18, 2006, beheaded my cousin July 2013, drove a backhoe over my next house August 8, 2013, beat me up on November 14, 2013 leaving me paralyzed 5 months and crippled for the rest of my life, filled my motorhome with thousands of gallons of feces April 10, 2015, kidnapped my cats and have been one at a time returning the heads of my cats.

They have done similar things to 140 other families in Old Orchard Beach. In the past 4 years they have kidnapped and beheaded more than 500 cats and dogs. They are also wanted in connection to the murders of 3 police officers and 30+ children, as well as the bombing of the First Care Health Clinic on Saco ave in 2003.

This group of terrorists are incredibly dangerous, if they approach you or attack you, flee from them as quickly as possible - they WILL KILL you. 

If you know who did this to my car, please call the FBI Agent in charge of the case to turn them in:

Please Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322  

More information about this psychopathic, criminally deranged NaNoWriMo ML & her violent "street team" can be found HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE.

Have You Seen These Kidnapped Cats?

3 of the 15 Pidgie Fund Cats Have Been Murdered

2 Have Been Found & Returned

These 10 Are Still Missing

If You Know Where They are
Please Bring Them Home

If You Know Who Is 
Holding Them Hostage

Please Call FBI Agent 
Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322  

More Information 

Help The FBI Put This NaNoWriMo ML
In Prison Where She Belongs:

Do you know the idenity of this mysterious stalker who calles herself "Kendra Silvermander?; If so, the FBI wants to know, so they can get this dangerous criminal off the streets once and for all.