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November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

NEVER FORGET:

My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!

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FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

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 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 

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The Journey Begins:

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(Bizarro Dark Fantasy Yaoi free sample chapter to read online)

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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
Volume 4 of 130

The Journey Begins:

Chapter ??

The Orcs and The Necromancer

(Bizarro Dark Fantasy Yaoi free sample chapter to read online)

(No clue what chapter it is, it's anyone's guess; I did not chapter this novel, yet. You are seeing the pre-publication draft edition of it here, which is not yet fully edited. The published print edition may be different.)

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Please Note: The Quaraun Series Is Rated M18+ and you must be 18 or older to buy it.

Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?

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You can Find out more about the main characters here:

• Quaraun the Insane
• BoomFuzzy the Unicorn
• GhoulSpawn the Crazed

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Please note, this site is the Home Site for The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer aka The Quaraun Series.

The Quaraun series is a set of 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, transvestite wizard.

Due to the content of the books, you must be 18 or older to buy them and they are sold under M18+ ratings in countries that require book ratings on the cover.

Most pages on EelKat.com are either sample chapters from these Dark Fantasy Yaoi novels or how-to advice and Q&As about writing Dark Fantasy Bizarro Yaoi, and thus many pages feature mention of suicide, drug use, cutting, depression, BDSM fetishes especially CBT, schizophrenia, ritual murder, and thus many pages are probably NSFW.

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The Journey Begins:

Chapter ??

The Orcs and The Necromancer

(Bizarro Dark Fantasy Yaoi free sample chapter to read online)

(No clue what chapter it is, it's anyone's guess; I did not chapter this novel, yet. You are seeing the pre-publication draft edition of it here, which is not yet fully edited. The published print edition may be different.)

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"BeaLuna?"

Quaraun looked around to see why the Gnome was no longer talking to him, but couldn't find her. She had run off again. A habit he was now beginning to expect, but didn't quite understand. Though she did have a tendency to vanish just before trouble arrived, which also perplexed him. He immediately thought that perhaps he should turn around and go a different way, but shrugged off the idea and continued forward in the direction he was already headed. 

Bullgaar and Unicorn had also vanished. 

They often did.

Alone.

Quaraun hated being alone.

Alone was bad.

Alone was always bad.

He'd been alone for centuries now. He'd become far more comfortable talking to himself then talking to others. The fact that BeaLuna and Bullgaar had suddenly joined him these past few weeks, was annoying, refreshing, and deeply troubling.

Quaraun sigh and continued on. They'd show up again sooner or later. They always did.

"I don't understand it," Quaraun muttered to himself.

"I thought sure BeaLuna died with every one else in the village."

"And she's a Gnome. They only live a hundred and fifty years. She's the same age as me."

He paused and thought.

"We grew up together."

"I'm four hundred years old."

He tried to count, but he didn't know math.

"I was 35 when I went back home."

"I was 78 when BoomFuzzy died."

"I killed my wife and children on the 100th anniversary of BoomFuzzy's death."

"And everyone in the village died that day."

"That would make BeaLuna 178 years old at the time the Moon Elves died."

"And she was in the village at the time."

"She died with them."

"I'm certain of it."

"I killed her."

"I didn't mean to kill her."

"She wasn't supposed to be there."

"And Unicorn IS BoomFuzzy. He's dead. That's why everyone else is dead."

"And Bullgaar..."

"He raped me."

"So I killed him."

"And now he's following me."

"Just like BeaLuna."

"And Unicorn."

"Are they all dead?"

"They're not there at all, are they?"

"I've completly lost my mind."

"Oh dear."

"And now I'm talking to myself again."

Quaraun sighed and walked on.

The pink Necromancer hadn't gone far before he heard a sound up ahead. He stopped dead in his tracks. The sound up ahead, was nothing compared to the sounds to each side of him. Far too busy talking to himself and thinking deep thoughts, while not paying attention to his surroundings, Quaraun suddenly realized he had walked into the middle of what appeared to be an Orc army fighting off a Mountain Troll, 

"Orcs. Oh dear. I don't want to go that way," he said out loud. He was too in the habit of talking to himself to think to not say it out loud and thus the Orcs heard him and stopped whatever it was they were doing to focus their attention on the strangely dressed Elf that was now standing inside their camp.

As soon as Quaraun realized his mistake, he yelped and ran back the way he had come, but stopped short, skidding and falling, when he saw a group of even more Mountain Trolls lumbering up the path, apparently to aid their kin. Panic seized the Elf as he tried to think of what to do. There was no place to go. He was trapped between a pile of Orcs and Trolls, both of which had stopped fighting each other and were now aiming at him.

Orcs and Trolls. Quaraun didn't know which was worse. Either way, Elves were on the menu for either and he was completely surrounded.

Had the wizard priest not been prone to panicking, he would have remembered he was armed with a very deadly wand that could easily have distracted both groups of monsters allowing his escape. Or could have just as easily killed every last Orc and Troll in the area allowing him to go on his morbidly depressed, merry way. A formidable wizard when allowed the time to calculate his spells, thinking on his feet and casting impromptu spells was a skill Quaraun lacked. The biggest problem at this exact moment, however, was that Quaraun, while intelligent is some things, was rather stupid in other things and thinking logically during stressful situations was not one of his strong points. As panic seized him, his brain began thinking too many thoughts at once and he couldn't focus on any of them.

By the time Quaraun realized he was sitting on the ground in the middle of the road and should probably get up and run, it was already too late to do so as both the Trolls and the Orcs were now gathered around him and the next thing he knew he was being dragged off the road and back to the Orc camp, where he was promptly stripped naked, tossed onto a big rock, and raped by every single Orc in the camp. 

What happened to the Trolls, Quaraun wasn't sure, but that wasn't what was on his mind just then either. The poor Elf was being horrifically violated by creatures much too big to be breeding with Elves, and he was a male Elf which the situation much more painful for him. The Elf screamed and kicked and flailed but nothing he did, did any good. The Orcs were too big, too strong, and there were far too many of them for him to make any progress in his attempt to escape. 

Hard Orc cocks were being shoved into every opening they could find and the poor Elf soon passed out, overcome by the pain of the experience.

When he woke up, Quaraun found himself face down in the dirt, in an awkward position with someone under him and someone on top of him, and a horrific sharp pain that felt like a sword was being run up through him. It took him a moment to realize what where he was and what was going on. He was still in the Orc camp, and still being raped, but now had two Orc cocks stuffed up his ass at once, and he was quite certain he didn't want them up there, so tried to get up and run, which only resulted in his face being pushed deeper into the mud and his ass being fucked harder then before.

The Elf passed out again.

"Quaraun?" Unicorn asked sounding very concerned. "Are ya alright?"

"Why wouldn't I be?"

"I saw what ya did. I know why ya did it."

"What did I did?"

Unicorn took hold of the Elf's hands and pulled them forward. The wizard's hands were dripping with blood.

"I'm covered in blood."

"Aye."

"Why am I covered in blood?"

Unicorn did not answer. He just went back to what he had been doing when Quaraun had woken up, which Quaraun wasn't quite sure yet what it was Unicorn was doing.

Quaraun was light headed and dizzy.

Unicorn was speaking, but Quaraun couldn't make out what he was saying. Everything was blurry and distorted. Sounds were not clear. Quaraun's ears were ring and throbbing with pain.

Unicorn stopped what he was doing, placed his hand on Quaraun's face and looked deep into the Elf's eyes.

"Is ya al'right?"

"What do you mean?"

"Ya do nay remember do ya?"

"Remember what?"

"Oh my poor Elf."

Unicorn kissed Quaraun's face and held the Elf closer.

"This is all my fault."

"What is?"

"The DiJinn. The Moon Elves. The Gnome. The Dwarf. Now the Orcs. The Troll. Ya gotta stop killing people Quaraun. Dis is become a very bad habit."

"What do you mean?"

"Ya loved me so very much. Un I did'ne understand. It hurt ya so bad when I died. Un ya can'na come to terms with it. Ya have to stop killing people Quaraun."

"I don't kill people."

"Ya are killing people, Quaraun. Ya killing a lot of people. I dont know why ya can'na remember what ya did."

"I've been alone for three hundred years."

"I know. It why I come back. I never leave ya Quaraun. We soul bound remember. I did nay know what ya did to me. Not til I kill meself un can no fully die. Me body died, but me soul just lingers wid ya. I can no move on, because yar bound our souls together. We is one soul now. I feel ya pain, as much as ya feels mine."

"I want to be with you forever."

"I know."

"You died."

"I know."

"You left me alone."

"I know. But I here now. I not leave ya again. Ya mind is broken. I see dat now. Please do more try to kill yarself."

"I hate being alone."

"I know. Yar not alone now. I stay wid ya."

"There were Orcs..."

"I know. Dair is none now. Dey is dead."

"So many monsters."

"My poor Elf. Ya mind has snapped. I do'na know if dair be a way to bring ya back."

"Back from where?"

"Why are the Gnome and Dwarf following ya?"

"I don't know. They just started following me."

"Why am I following ya?"

"You're a horny Unicorn."

"I is undead, Quaraun."

"I know."

Unicorn took hold of the Elf's hand, pulled up his sleeve and stared at the scars lining the Necromancer's wrists.

"Why do ya do this to yarself?"

"I want to be with BoomFuzzy."

"Why?" 

"I love him."

"But why?"

"He's the only one who's ever loved me. I'm alone. I'm so alone. There isn't anyone still alive who cares about me."

"Do ya want to die?"

"No."

"Do ya know where ya be?"

"Lost."

"Lost. Aye."

Unicorn kissed the Elf again.

"Oh my poor Elf. What has happened to ya? Ya used to be so happy."

"I used to have reason to live."

"Yave lost ya will to live, but ya does na want to die."

"I want to be happy again."

"Is there nothing in life that makes ya now?"

"Not since you died. No."

"I am so sorry that this has happened to ya. I never stopped loving ya."

"Why did you kill yourself?"

"I was old. Very old. Un wounded. I twere suffering. De pain had become unbearable. I would have died soon anyways. Quaraun it twere no ya fault I died. Quaraun, ya has to find will to live again. Please. I does no wish ya to suffer."

"I want to be with you."

"I am dead. Ya is still alive. Ya does no belong in the land of the undead. Why do ya come here?"

"I'm not...."

"Ya are. Ya keep trying to kill yarself. Ya keep walking t'rough dimensions. T'ese rituals ya do... dey is dangerous. Very much wicked dangerous. Ya kill yarself, to pass through the world of the dead, to bring the dead back to de world of de living. Ya felt so much guilt over de Gnome's death, that ya pulled her from de land of de dead and bring her back here."

"I didn't. I can't."

"Ya can un ya did."

"I'm soul bound to a Lich. Half of my soul is inside of him. Half of his soul is inside of me."

"I know. Un it pulling ya towards death. I is Lich. Un I soul bound to ya. If I stay in land of dead, it will kill ya. I come here, to land of living, so dat ya will no die. I love ya, Quaraun. I always did. I can no watch ya do dis no more. Ya has been alone too long. Look at ya arms, Quaraun. Please. Ya went to far dis time. Ya cut yarself too deep."

"I didn't cut myself."

"Ya did. Look."

Quaraun looked, Unicorn had banandaged one of the Elf's arms and was now bandaging the other. Blood was seeping through the bandagaes. Unicorn was having a difficult time controling the bleeding. He was right, The cuts were deep. And there were so many.

"Ya killed the Orcs, un then ya try to kill yarself. Do ya remember?"

"I don't know. My head hurts."

"Ya has lost a lot of blood. Too much dis time."

"I'm dying."

"Aye."

"I don't want to die."

"I know. It wh I here."

"Are you real?"

"I am."

"Are BeaLuna and Bullgaar real?"

Unicorn didn't answer. Instead he asked:

"Why do ya try to kill yarself?"

"I want to be where BoomFuzzy is. I've tried so hard to find him."

"Well, ya found him. Ya found him. Ya has certainly proved one t'ing. Ya well move heaven un earth to be wid me. Ya should no be here."

"Where are we?"

"Oh me poor Elf. What have they done to ya?"

"Who?"

"Perhaps it best ya does no remember what was done to ya un what ya did to them." 

"Who?"

"The Orcs."

"I hurt."

"I know. Me poor Elf. Ya has suffered too much. For far too long."

"I missed you. So much."

"I know."

"I want us together again."

"This is nae de way to it."

"Please don't go away again."

"I am dead."

"Please."

"Ya is alive. Ya need to be wid living t'ing."

"Everyone I loved is dead."

Quaraun burst into tears.

"Un ya be a Necromancer now. Ya surround yaself wid dead things, because ya can no more face de living."

"You died."

"I know."

"You killed yourself."

"I sorry. I is so very sorry. I did na realize how much ya loved me."

"You left me alone."

"I will no leave ya alone again. Ya is hurt very badly. Lay down un rest."

"The monsters are out there."

"No. The monsters are gone." 

Unicorn pushed the Elf down to the ground.

"Close ya eyes. Rest. Sleep. I will stay un watch over ya. No one while hurt ya while ya sleep. BoomFuzzy will protect ya."

The Phooka lay down beside the Elf and hummed to him until Quaraun fell asleep.

Quaraun was wounded far greater then he had realized and he soon drifted off into a deep sleep, sleeping for many weeks. A barrier of thorny vines grew up around him, creating a warm, safe den. The Phooka sat and watched as day after day passed, while the Elf healed from his injuries.

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Volume 4: The Journey Begins

Picking up immediately where The Night of The Screaming Unicorn ends... Quaraun continues on his way to Inuvik, intending to kill himself once he arrives home, only to find that in his 300 year absence, a Human village has been built up over the remains of the decimated Moon Elf village.

Quaraun's sanity wavers more than ever, as he questions the reality of his two traveling companions, both of whom he is certain he murdered years ago. Quaraun decides to head back to the coast in search of the Unicorn, but can't shake the feeling he's being followed. 

BeLuna the Gnome, oddly still alive these 300 years after the destruction of the Moon Elf Village and still sitting in the exact same spot where Quaraun had left her 300 years ago, joins the Elf in his search for the Unicorn.

Annoyingly for Quaraun, BeLuna disappears whenever any one else is around and is nowhere to be found when he crosses paths with a gang of Elf hating drunk Dwarves and again when Orcs show up.

Wandering aimlessly through the forest, lost and now accompanied by a disappearing Gnome and a silent Dwarf, Quaraun is at a loss to explain who his companions are or why they are following him. Rumors that the serial killing Pink Necromancer is now travelling the countryside building an army of Gnomish Ghosts and Dwarven Zombies doesn't help matters any.

Things are not right with Quaraun's two new companions, and it takes an Undead Unicorn to show the Necromancer there are some things no one else can see.

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TRIGGER WARNING:

This volume contains heavy use of suicide, cutting, and depression  references, including graphic on page descriptions of cutting and suicide attempts.

If you suffer from depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts, or are easily upset by such things, it is highly recommended that you avoid reading any of this novel.

(Some of these free to read online sample chapters are NSFW)

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The Journey Begins, is Part 2 of The Night of The Screaming Unicorn:

List of the currently available free to read online chapters:

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Home Again

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The Gnome That Refused To Stay Dead

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Raped By The Mountain Dwarf

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Alone Again

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Bullgaar the Vulgar (NSFW)

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The Dwarf's Wife

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A Dwarf In The Night

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Gnomes and Dwarves That Are Not There

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The Enchanted Map

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The Black Jaguar/The Phooka

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The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley/That Bastard Murdered Me! Wait? Why Aren't I Dead?

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The Double Dicked Unicorn

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How To Properly Fuck an Elf

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Humans For Dinner

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Another Day, Another Town

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Ooloff The Stupid

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Oolong The Wise

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Waiter, There's a Head In My Soup

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The Orcs and The Necromancer (NSFW)

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What do you want to become? 
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!

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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.

~EelKat

If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

Please note, this site is the Home Site for The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer aka The Quaraun Series.

The Quaraun series is a set of 2,000 short stories and 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, transvestite wizard.

Due to the content of the books, you must be 18 or older to buy them and they are sold under M18+ ratings in countries that require book ratings on the cover.

These morbid novels do not have happy endings, and main character Quaraun's depression, suicidal nature, and drug use gets worse as the series progresses. If you are looking for cheerful, happy stories, these novels are not for you.

Most pages on EelKat.com are either sample chapters from these Dark Fantasy Yaoi novels or how-to advice and Q&As about writing Dark Fantasy Bizarro Yaoi, and thus many pages feature mention of suicide, drug use, cutting, depression, BDSM fetishes especially CBT, schizophrenia, ritual murder, and thus many pages are probably NSFW.

Please be aware that this site is considered an "Adult Entertainment" website and by viewing it you agree that you are over the age of 18 years old.

Reader discretion of both the Quaraun novels and the pages of this website is advised.

The Quaraun Series 

Meet The Characters:

Quaraun the Insane

BoomFuzzy the Unicorn

GhoulSpawn the Crazed

ZooLock the Great

Quaraun's World:

Characters: Transgender, Transexual, Transvestite, or Intersex? What is Quaraun? Writing Demisexual Characters Advice On Writing A Bisexual Character  Writing Genderfluid Characters Writing Transgender Characters Giving Your Characters Flaws and Goals How long does it take for your characters to fall in love with each other? What makes a strong male lead? Fantasy Names From Real World Cultures The Reader Impact of Minor Character Deaths How to Write a Sleazy Male (Villain/Bad Guy)  Need help writing characters of color | EelKat on racist white readers

Culture: What Makes An Elf, An Elf? Phookas Marriage In Elf Society What would happen if an Elf adopted a Human baby? One volume of the series has a 97% return rate? Here's why... Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series Need advice on how to write diverse characters. Suicide, Rape, and Abuse In The Quaraun Series Accents in Dialogue How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer

Magic: Witches, Wizards,  Sorcerers, & How They Are Different Explaining Quaraun's 58 Piercings and Jewelry Obsessions  Bumbling Wizards and Their Spell Casting Side Effects High Elves Getting High Gypsy Colour Magic How to knock someone unconscious with magic? Necromancy: How will resurrection affect society as a whole? Child Sacrifice in Fantasy Novels Building a Magical System: A Questionnaire What is a God in Your Universe? Elves, Drugs, and Opium  Love Spell To Keep Your Boyfriend In Love With You

The World: What will a traveler encounter on the roads? Why is there a kitchen sink in my pocket? How To Write Slice-of-Life, Travelogue Style Literary Fantasy Books Writing Evil Unicorns Twerking Dragons Why do Lovecraftian beings come to earth? What number of continents are in your fantasy world? Did you know the town the series is set in is a real place you can visit? World-building In The Quaraun Series Calculating the weight of gold in AD&D Turning Scenes, Into Stories & Writing Travelogue Style Fantasy Books

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane:  First draft/sample chapters from the  novels.

NOTE: The scenes and chapters featured here, are from the unedited first drafts, and NOT from the finished published novels. This was done because many readers had asked to see what the first drafts looked like to see how different they were from the finished product. Because these are from the unedited first drafts, they contain spelling and grammar errors, typos, and sections that are still unrevised. These errors are corrected in the final published editions.

More sample chapters can be found here: (note, while these chapters are linked in chronological order, they are not continuing one to the next, they are chapters spanning from Volume 1 all the way to volume 119, of a series that has 130 novels/volumes.)

Pink Links are pages on this site. Green links go to the pages found on my DeviantArt account.

Chapter 1: King Gwallmaiic & The Sacred Pink JellyFish (Chapter 1 of the entire series)

BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell

The Dying Elf, Gibedon's Head, and King Gwallmaiic's Elf Eating Mansion

Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole

An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer

I Loved My Children, But I Loved BoomFuzzy More

Doe'Uan and The Lonely Elf

Finding Finderu 

Kelim Meets Quaraun The Insane

Pocket Lich Unleashed: Quaraun Murders Findaru

Captured By The Lich Lord 

An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit

The Lich's True Form Revealed 

Bullgaar the Vulgar 

The Enchanted Map

Waiter, There's a Head In My Soup

The Orcs and The Necromancer 

The Valley of the Katopas (Part 1)

The Valley of the Katopas (Part 2)

The Beginning of the End

The Witch Massimara Of Mount Yenka

Psychotic Dead Things

Six Days Earlier

There is no Mournful Lamb Inn

The Swamp of Death

The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin

Introducing GhoulSpawn

The Demon Cultists & The Coming of The Darkness

EelKat and The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin

The Moon Elves of Ivujivik

The Return of ZooLock The Great

The Gremlin's Warning

A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond

The Road To Witch Pond (Part 2)

The Road To Witch Pond (Part 3)

Santa's Dead Floating Body

Worms!

GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka

The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death

A Fourth Letter To Home - The Masochistic Elf With Stockholm Syndrome

GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka

The Strange Village or I Love The Smell Of Decomposing Bodies In The Morning

The Golden Rooster

Meeting Mallac

Serial Killer At Large

The Summoner of Darkness

Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries.

Visiting The Scene of Murder #1 With An UnGelded Stallion

I Never Wanted To Be a Wizard

Sheep Again

Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp

A Tavern Scene Part 3 - Quaraun, Unicorn, GhoulSpawn, - Time Travel, Chastity Cages, and Whores

Tumbling Down Stairs With Slutty Elves and Angry Liches

Where Are You Hiding That Horse?

The Hostess Twinkie Aisle of Biddeford WalMart

Quaraun Meets HellBorne The Evil

The Map of the Town

Quaraun Meets BatDude & Pigeon Poop Boy

Pepperell Square, Saco, Maine, In The Year 2525

No Goldfish, Today?

Chocolate Covered Elves 

Evil Elves 

How To Kill A Lich

The Lover's Triangle 

At Gremlin's House / Kill The Baby

I Am Not GhoulSpawn

Sheep

Santa's Letter to Satan 

Going North To Head South

Alone

In Black Tower

You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman

"Sold! To Zebulon, for two million dollars."

The Last of The Moon Elves

FarDarrig and The Baby That Never Should Have Been 

Answering Reader Question About The Quaraun Series:

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Answering Reader Questions About The Quaraun Series

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Question Everything Before Putting It In Your World  The Quaraun series is a set of 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, bi-sexual, polyamorous/polygamous, masochistic, time traveling transvestite Elf wizard, his sex crazed, sadistic, drug dealing unicorn, and their bloodthirsty sentient house.  The Quaraun series contains heavy use of the following: suicide drug use cutting depression polygamy BDSM sex fetishes CBT (cock and ball torture)  sounding knoting barbed penises and toothed vaginas  monsters eating Humans blood thirsty Faeries Elves eating Elves Faeries eating Elves squid headed aliens eating brains out of still alive victims medieval torture schizophrenia stockholm syndrome sadism masochism rape incest dub-con necromancy necrophillia ritual murder flaying (skinning a person alive) child sacrifice cannibalism bloodletting vampirism (the mental illness, not the mythical creature) crude language (including an excessive use of the words fuck, cock, dick, testicals, balls, scrotum, and penis)  interracial relationships M/m/m relationships gay men bisexual men transvestite men men who have sex with unicorns(horses) tentacle porn sex with squid headed aliens shape-shifter sex ménage à trois relationships double dicked men tripple dicked penitration gay sex scenes bananas, pickles, candy canes, unicorn horns, and glass wizard wands used as dildos main character Quaraun is a man with 4 wives (one of whom is also his sister, another of whom is also his daughter)   Quaraun has 2 male lovers Quaraun has 4 children by his sister Quaraun has 3 children by his daughter Quaraun has 1 child that is the result of him raping a woman Quaraun has 37 children by prostitutes the primary secondary character, Unicorn, is a chemist "candy maker" and detailed instruction of how he makes his drugs, including recipes to do so are included in the novels

The Quaraun series has been banned by the following: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints aka The Mormon Church  (1991) (Reason: too much sex) (Interestingly, there were no sex scenes in the series before 2014) The Arundel Christian Tabernacle, Biddeford-Arundel, Maine  (2001) (Reason: evil and influenced by Satan) New Life Church, Biddeford, Maine  (2003) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014) Fan-Fiction.net  (2012) (Reason: Too violent) Curtis Lake Church, Sanford, Maine  (2013) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014 and I added gay characters to the series BECAUSE of this false complaint) Old Orchard Beach Town Hall of the Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, a division of the United States of America Government  (January 4, 2016 via court order)(State of Maine, Biddeford District Court: Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574)  (Reason #1: Too gay for the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach)(Reason #2: Contains transgender characters  depicted as living in Old Orchard Beach, in violation of the ordinance which states Old Orchard Beach is a "Family Friendly Town" by virtue of it's ban on LGBTQ+ residents) 27 volumes of the Quaraun novels were forced to be unpublished/removed from Amazon by the government issued court order that cited these books as "Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach" NOTE: As a result of this ban, and my discovery that OOB had an ordinance banning LGBTQ citizens from living in our town, an additional court case rose up, and on October 21, 2016, Alfred Superior Court overruled the ordinance banning LGBTQs in OOB, AND overturned the town hall's ban on the Quaraun series, citing that both the ordinace baning LGBTQ residents and the court order ordering the Quaraun books to be removed from Amazon.comto be "gross violations of civil rights".) Did you notice how 3 different places used the exact same phrase of "Too gay for the family friendly..." In each of these three cases the exact same minister was behind the ban.

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— Janneke Jobsis-Brown (@JJobsisBrown) March 1, 2018

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Sample Chapters of Many of the Novels Are Available To Read Online:

Vol.1 Night of the Screaming Unicorn | Read Online Chapter Index

Vol.2 Kelim and The Necromancer - Chapter Index Volume 5: The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain Vol.8 Quaraun and the Vampire Into The Swamp Of Death - Chapter Index Vol. 11 The Summoner of Darkness - Chapter Index

Vol. 3 BoomFuzzy | Free To Read Online Chapter Index Volume 6: The Obsidian Idol of The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley Volume 9: The City of The Screaming Statues Volume 12: Captain Quirk & The Pirate Ship Rent-A-Prize

Volume 4: The Journey Begins Volume 7: The Vulgar Alchemist's Inn Volume 10: The Last Katopa Volume 13: King Gwallmaiic, The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley

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Volume 27: The Sorcerer's Tower of Cake

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Volume 48: A Baby For The Necromancer

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Volume 119: My Two Favorite People

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Please Note: The Quaraun Series Is Rated M18+ and you must be 18 or older to buy it.

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Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?

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Book publishing hiatus: November 14, 2013 I was beaten up by a woman who claimed to be a unpublished author. I was paralyzed for 5 months and am still 4 years later relearning to use my legs & arms. While I was cripple, offline, and recovering these past 4 years, she next proceeded to hack my website and most all of my forum and social network accounts.

April 2015 she returned, filled my motorhome with 1,000s of gallons of feces/raw sewage and cut my cats heads off nailing them to my door. 10 cats are currently still missing. 

October 2006 she blew up my house with a bomb, in May 2013 put a bomb in my classroom at college, November 2015 put a bomb in my department where I work at Walmart, and June 2016 put yet another bomb in WalMart. The FBI is trying to identity of this woman. More info about these terrorist attacks on my family can be found here: https://www.eelkat.com/1667Words.html

If you have any information about this woman, please contact the FBI agent in charge of the case, his contact info is on that page.