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UPDATE March 17, 2021: Another death. Waiting for a coffin to be delivered. Funeral the 21st. Unlikely to be streaming for a few weeks.


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Update: March 27, 2021: It's not even been a week since the funeral, and now there is another death and another funeral.



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UPDATE April 5, 2021: There are still no streams, as, we've now a another (a 3rd) funeral to prepare for.


And that is now 3 deaths in our family, in the past 2 weeks.


This 3rd death hits hard, because it was Pippi.


Our family has now had 13 deaths since March 2020.








April 10, 2015, 12 children were kidnapped.

May 15, 2015, the heads of 10 of them were nailed to my door.

August 24, 2020, one was found still alive. he was just 4 years old when she was kidnapped, but she remembered us, even though 5 years had passed.

August 25, 2020, Pippi came home, but her condition was not well. She had been tortured the entirety of the 5 years she had been held hostage. She was missing limbs and covered with scars, had broken bones many years not set, and suffered serious damage to many of her internal organs. That she was alive at all, in her condition, was a miracle. Doctors had little hope of her survival and she was sent home with Hospice care.

Pippi had cancer in her eye and needed surgery for it, which she was scheduled to have, shortly before she was kidnapped.

In the years they had her, not only did they torture her, but her cancer went untreated and spread to her brain.

By the time she was returned to us, her cancer had reached an inoperable state, so we knew she did not have much time left.

Had her cancer been treated, back when she was a toddler, she probably would have reach adulthood.

She died only 8 months after her return.

Another child, to cry out from the grave, for Etiole's vengeance upon her murderers. Another victim of evil men, who will stoop to no ends, to bury the crimes they committed 50 years ago.  Drug lords. Opium growers. Heroine dealers. Selling little girls 4 to 8 years old for sex to priests. They only care about money.

All hail the mighty tourist ass. Millions come to Old Orchard Beach every year, for one thing and one thing only: heroine. They sell their drugs to the tourists under the pier and off the balconies of that giant motel. Than drag little girls to the bedrooms of the condominiums on Smithwheel Road, behind the school. And any child who dares open their mouth and beg for help, gets tossed in the GooseFare Brooke Ravine.

Bastard drug lords. They've been doing this for 50 years, and the town hall and the police department, turn a blind eye to it, because they get paid $6million a year to not report it to the newspapers, when the body of another child washes down the ravine, into the gulley to be spit out in the ocean. No fewer than 5 bodies are found every summer, but how often does it get in the news?

The corruption of this fucking town needs to end.

Yet another dead at the hands of these criminals who run our town.

How long will the residents continue to turn a blind eye to what is happening in our town.

How many more children will you let them kill, before you stand up to them?

Another child is dead and no one in this town cares. So long as they get their money from the tourists. The blood of another murdered child screams from the graves, begging for justice. Tick tock, tick tock, so begins, yet another of Etiole's 7 year clocks.

This is why there were no/to few streams from May 2020 until now.

May 2020, after 4 years of not hearing from them at all, the FBI returned with a lead, which led to Pip's discovery a few weeks later in August.

Because of the nature of the situation, I could not talk about it, to tell you why streams had stopped.

The kidnappers, were enraged that we had recovered Pip, and that is when the attacks started up again on my home and family September 2020.

Pip's condition continued to grow worse, and she died April 5, 2021.

She was only 10 years old.

This is what it means, to not be white in America.

White men, won't even give a child the chance to grow up.

This is what white people do, to none white families like mine.

We are Gypsies with Jewish blood, for that alone we are hunted like animals.

What the men of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, did to my family, will never be forgotten or forgiven.




#If you have any information on the kidnappers or the murders...


#FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the of the April 10, 2015 kidnapping of my 12 children by 14 Ku Klux Klan men who invaded our home and the subsequent May 15, 2015 murder of 10 of the 12 whom had their heads nailed to my front door. If you have information about the case, give it to him not me. He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322 


Have you forgot the extent of the damage these people did, all because, they wanted to dig up my land and removed bodies buried there, before my house builders found that barrel of bones?

Have you forgotten that 7 town hall workers, 5 public works men, a blond woman, her bald son, and her red haired sister Kendra, and 14 police officers, all lead by a man they referred to as "Mark who needs no last name" were the ones 

I name every one of them, except for the ring leaders: blond woman, her bald son, her sister Kendra, and her husband "Mark who needs no last name". I don't know who those 4 are. I'd never seen any of them, other than the Kendra woman before, and I only knew her fro her attacks beating me up at Panera in 2009, 2010, and 2013.

I can name every one of the others, because all I have to do is go to the Old Orchard Beach town hall and police department website, and their are their faces.

With the exception of blond woman, her bald son, her sister Kendra, and her husband "Mark who needs no last name", every one else involved was government official who works for the state of Maine vis the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall, the Old Orchard Beach Police Department, or the Old Orchard Beach Public Works.

And what exactly did they do?

August 8, 2013 they drove a backhoe over my house. That same backhoe drove over my previous house on the same land April 2007. That same backhoe drove over my poultry barn and horse stables July 2001. July 2001 was the first attack.

March 2015 was the the massive attack, with an entire fleet of trucks, and drove over the Church of the Holy Rhinstone, a church that stood on my land, my garage which is why I no longer have a garage to put my car in, my 2 sheds both of which had my tractors and other garden/crop machinery in them at the time. And of course the razing of the land, the cutting down of the apple orchard - the VERY apple orchard planted in 1530 that this town was named after... he actual "old orchard" of Old Orchard Beach... the very original trees - huge massive apple trees over 400 years old. The grape vineyards, the cherry trees, the pears trees. 

April 10, 2015, they returned, 4 police officer held me a gun point, while 10 other police officers held my children down with long poles with metal wire strangle loops on the end, and beat their faces in with cinder block bricks, knocking out every one of their teeth, breaking their jaws... POLICE OFFICERS DID THAT... while men they referred to as "Mark who needs no last name" and "Dan" stood there and told the police officers what to do, how to beat them, while "Mark who needs no last name" boldly bragged that he paid the Old Orchard Beach police $6million dollars to do this.

May 15, 2015... the heads, hands, feet, and intestines of my children were nailed to my door. Later that same day police officer W. W. came to my home begging for forgiveness and claimed that men he referred to only as "Mark and Dan" were holding his beloved mother-in-law hostage and torturing her, and he helped in the April 10, 2015 attack, only to save her life and get her back. He claimed he had no prior knowledge of what was going to happen, claiming that he'd been told they were only going to "scare" us. He said he had not expected anyone to get hurt, he had not known my children would be tortured and kidnapped, he had not known they were going to be murdered. He said he was scared for his life and lives of his family. And he said: "They form a small army, our department doesn't have enough man power to stop them, and every one in this town is too scared to fight back. You don't know what's going on. And I think they mixed you up with someone else. They didn't know you were the owner of this land. They didn't know that was your motorhome. They thought someone else owned this place. It wasn't even your family they were after. You were the wrong target. You don't know who these people are. What they've done to our families. This is the actual Mafia. The real deal. I'm so sorry. This is the address they sent us to. But they had a different name as the owner. This wasn't supposed to happen. They were after someone else. I'm so sorry. I couldn't let my family died. And now yours is dead instead. This wasn't supposed to happen."

June 19, 2016... I did a very specific livestream. You see... A., D., B., and T. in the 1970s and 1980s, were in the habit of dragging big black trash bags into the forest, crossing my land to do it, and dumping those bags into the Goosefare Brook Ravine. In 1983, 3 snuck into Etiole's swamp and planted 3 acres of Marijuana. Someone found it and called the police, I don't know who... it was Maine's largest drug raid for decades. Many, many millions in plants where dug up and removed from Etiole's swamp. A few weeks later A, & D,s 10 year old daughter ran into my yard, touched my car on a dare from other children - the 1964 Dodge 330 former Old Orchard Beach police car, known by Stephen King fans as the REAL Christine, The World's Most Haunted Car... than jumped her bike, and sped down the road, as fast as she could, head on into a car coming the other way. She died instantly, he brain shattered all over the end of my driveway, and her mother A responded by the Battle of 458 - the biggest mass shooting ever in Maine history, that ended up with 3 Gypsy clans and 2 police departments, in a shoot out between 70+ adults all armed with guns. One of my cousins, an 8 year old boy, standing 3 feet from me, had his eye shot out by one of the bullets. While A ran around the street screaming: "FOUR! FIVE! EIGHT!" than shot another child. 

"FOUR! FIVE! EIGHT!" than shoot another child. 

"FOUR! FIVE! EIGHT!" than shoot another child. 

THOSE are the 31 children, whose bones were sawed up and tossed into the GooseFare Brook Ravine... yes, that DOES mean, police officers KNEW those children were there and covered it up.  And I witnessed that entire event.

And THAT is WHY... when police officers murdered my family in 2015, I did a livestream, walking to the ravine, to show the world, where those bones were... because I'm sick and tired of the police corruption in this fucking town, and those sawed up bones of 31 children are PROOF of what this town government is like.... as are the heads of my children that were nailed to my door.

At the end of The Battle of 4-5-8... A. took 2 gas cans and poured them all over the big dome house, than set a match to it, and no one knew, why when she did her brother B., started running, jumped in his robin egg blue truck and backed down the driveway, hit Portland Ave doing 70 and didn't stop driving until the high speed chase caught him in CT... oh but we knew before he was out of sight, why he started running... the dome house went up like Hiroshima into a mushroom cloud that could be seen across the entire state... turns out there was a Meth lab in that house.

June 19, 2016... the livestream of the bones went viral, it's what made my YouTube channel suddenly explode overnight... and police officer W.W. upset, by the fact that, the livestream included the entire police call and response, and that response was to laugh and do nothing... fed up with the corruption in his department, he forwarded that livestream VOD to the FBI, and the FBI arrived in Old Orchard Beach, to dig up the Reclaim Blueberry Plains, and all hell broke lose in this town, as most of the police officers suddenly found themselves arrested. An entire new police force from out of state was brought in to replace the long time officers who had proven they could be trusted to uphold the law. Many town hall officials and public works employees also found themselves arrested by the FBI.

June 26, 2016... barely a week later... the blond woman and the red haired Kendra woman showed up at my workplace, Scarborough WalMart, and tried to kill me, yet again... these are the same 2 woman who attacked me with golf clubs at Southern Maine Community College November 14, 2013... they left dead in 2013, I was paralized for 5 months. It took me 18 months to relearn to walk. I was out of the wheel chair, and I was without a walker, I was without a cane. I had almost fully covered from their November 14, 2013 attack with golf clubs... June 26, 2016, this time they attacked with shopping carts, and I'm now crippled for the rest of my life. They shattered 3 vertebra this time and it can't be operated on. I had to relearn to walk a second time, and I'm not yet recovered now in 2021. In 2013 they drove away in the 4 door white pickup truck. In 2016 they drove away in a gold Volvo SUV station wagon.

That blond woman and her red haired Kendra sister, they are wanted by the FBI for attempted murder of me and they are also wanted in questioning for being suspected of also being the murderers of my children.

I don't know who these 2 women are.

The blond woman shows up my driveway frequently, screaming and yelling, sometime accompanied by a small child, about 5 years old, that she pulls behind her in a red radio flyer wagon. She looks to be about 60 or 70. She often wears a denim button down shirt and jeans. She's prone to yelling at passing cars, while pointing up my driveway, and saying: "There's EelKat, she tried to kill my husband."

I've never tried to kill anyone, so accusation is baffling at best.

She seems to think I know who she is, and has made the claim, that "I was that brat in school"... the red haired Kendra woman, sometimes with her, claims to be her sister, also appears to be 60 to 70 and also seems to think I know who she is, and frequently says: "You bullied me in school, but no more, I'm Kendra SilverMander it's my turn to shine."

They BOTH make the claim they went to school with me, and yet, I never went to school, a well documented fact... because I'm the child the FBI rescued what the news media called "Maine's House of Horrors". I was locked in a cage when I was 8 years old. I was let out on Sundays, to go to church, and not allowed to speak or make eye contact with anyone, and this was only done infrequently, whenever church goers asked what happened to that girl you had". I was 31 years old when the FBI arrived, because of Heaven's Gate having killed 39 people, and my uncle being one of the members and self proclaiming himself as the leader of Heaven's Gate after Applewhite's death. The FBI was investigating the murder of 39 people in California, and had no idea they'd find children in cages in Maine as a result.

So you see, when the blond woman and her Kendra sister, make the claim they went to school with me and I was the class bully who beat them up, this is easily proven false, because the time period when I should have been in school, I was locked in a cage, being tortured by my sadistic uncle Bruce.

Also, they are in their late 60s to mid 70s... making them older than my parents, so how could I have been in school with them, even if I had gone to school? At best I would have been starting pre-school the year they would have been graduating high school.

These things they say about school, only further agrees with what police officer W. W. said May 15, 2015, when he made the claim, they had gotten me mixed up with someone else.

July 2016, a month after the shopping cart attack... yet another Old Orchard Beach police officer arrived, this one accompanied by 2 Biddeford officers, who had been former OOB officers... these 3 officers, had a vastly eye opening story to tell me.

They had been called to Old Orchard Beach, to my farm, to arrest me, a call made to them, by a man named Mark, whom one of these officers, claimed was his brother in law. This Biddeford officer, said he requested to transfer ot of Old Orchard Beach department years ago, because his sister (whom he claimed he suspected, but could not prove was the blond woman whom had attacked me at WalMart) was quote "trying to control the town" he said "treats Old Orchard Beach like a dynasty, thinks she's a duchess, has severe mental disorders, and thought she could buy the police department". He went on to say, she got in with the real Mafia years ago and went to her head, and now she thinks she IS the Mafia and most of Old Orchard Beach's business owners, especially the motel owners are scared shitless of her, because they believe her claim to be Mafia. He went on to say, she's not Mafia, but she's good at convincing people she is and stated "I wouldn't murder beyond her. She'd do it just to prove she is Mafia." He said he transferred out of OOB department to Biddeford department because he was fed up with how easy it was for her to get every officer to do anything she asked. He said "the corruption in that department runs deep; don't cross her or any officer she controls; they WILL kill you and every around you. You don't know who her husband is. He doesn't just control that town, he controls half the state."

What he was telling me was bizarre on extremes, but even more bizarre was the live feed radio call, that he had me listen too, as it was happening, on my farm in Old Orchard, while I was at my dad's house in Biddeford.

He said: "The Old Orchard Department called me, asked me to come over here. Buddy Will wanted to prove you were not in Old Orchard and that Mark has you mixed up with someone else. That fucking bastard is crying wolf and trying to frame you, we can prove it right now. We are fucking fed up WolfBoy."

He turned on his radio, so I could hear. A what I heard... a man whose voice I do not recognize, yelling at a Officer W.W. and saying: 

"That is Wendy, arrest her now! That is EelKat. She tried to kill me."

While officer W.W. and another officer, told the man: "his isn't Wendy. We have officers with her right now. Who tried to kill you? Wendy? Or THIS woman right here?"

"This woman right here! This is EelKat I tell you! Arrest her! What do you think I pay you for! You aren't allow to defy me! I own this town! You are my slaves. I command you to arrest her!"

W.W.: "This isn't EelKat. This isn't Wendy. I've known her for years. And right now, she's on the other side of the state. With 3 officers, listening to you right now. You are NOT the law. We've had it with you. You don't own me. And you've mixed her up with someone else. You've been harassing the wrong damned person. You dare call us about Wendy ever again, and I will personally arrest you for false reports, than I'll tell them everything. You'll never see the outside a prison for the rest of your life when I get done with you. You fucking leave this woman alone. You destroyed her life, because you couldn't tell her apart from someone else."

I used to aqua jog, mountain climb, horseback riding, and I hiked 13 miles a day. And in the blink of an eye, that lifestyle was taken away, and every day was struggle, just to sit up and breath, with no hope of ever walking again. I defied doctors. It's been 8 years and I can move around the house by holding on to things and I now can walk again, at the moment only short distances outside with a cane, and the hope is to continue to improve. I still have a long road of recovery ahead. But I'm walking again, something that 8 years ago, doctors said would never happen. 

My farm was razed.

My family was murdered.

I was 5 months paralysed, and had to relearn to walk. It was 8 years ago and I'm not yet fully recovered due to 3 inoperable vertebrae and hip dysplasia. November 14, 2013, 10PM, at WalMart, while putting bags of groceries in the back seat of my car, I was attacked by 3 rapists armed with metal golf clubs, who left me parallelized, in a wheel chair, broken spine, broken hip, broken pelvis, broken knees, serve nerve damage to my left side limiting the use of my left hand, my bladder incontinent from nerve damage, they left me for dead, and I had doctors telling me I would never walk again.

There's more that has happened. A lot more. The thousands of gallons of sewage they pumped into my motorhome in 2015. The cats. the Ptarmagin cats. World famous groups of cats. You remember them. If so, you remember what these people did to those cats. Poisoned. All dead the same day. 12 cats. Dead to what the vet described as: "enough poison to kill a great dane". My horse, she had her head beat in with a rock. My bantam roosters... 70 pet roosters, hung by their necks in rope nooses in my rose bushes.

All because this man, this mystery Mark, whose last name seems to be known to the police but is still unknown to me and man whom I've never seen or met - he keeps his face covered whenever he shows up... mistook me for someone else... and police officers and town hall workers and public work employees.

Welcome to Old Orchard Beach... this is NOT the way life should be, you know it.

What these people did to me, should never have happened, and according to the police, it's been happening for 50+ years to hundreds of people, hundreds of families, in this town, and every one is too scare to talk about it or fight back to stop it. That NEEDS to change.

The corruption in our town, needs to stop... but it won't end, until every last person who is being harassed by these people stand up, put their foot down, and say enough is enough, we ain't gonna take this any more.

We the people of Old Orchard Beach need to take back our town.


NOTE: Chat is set to emote only on my Twitch channel and my personal contact information has been removed from my website and every place else, due to the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of false reports of "information", along with vile hateful memes about the murder of my family being sent to me by trolls who think mocking the murder of my family is funny.

FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the of the April 10, 2015 kidnapping of my 12 children by 14 Ku Klux Klan men who invaded our home and the subsequent May 15, 2015 murder of 10 of the 12 whom had their heads nailed to my front door. If you have information about the case, give it to him not me. He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322 



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"BeaLuna?"

Quaraun looked around to see why the Gnome was no longer talking to him, but couldn't find her. She had run off again. A habit he was now beginning to expect, but didn't quite understand. Though she did have a tendency to vanish just before trouble arrived, which also perplexed him. He immediately thought that perhaps he should turn around and go a different way, but shrugged off the idea and continued forward in the direction he was already headed. 

Bullgaar and Unicorn had also vanished. 

They often did.

Alone.

Quaraun hated being alone.

Alone was bad.

Alone was always bad.

He'd been alone for centuries now. He'd become far more comfortable talking to himself then talking to others. The fact that BeaLuna and Bullgaar had suddenly joined him these past few weeks, was annoying, refreshing, and deeply troubling.

Quaraun sigh and continued on. They'd show up again sooner or later. They always did.

"I don't understand it," Quaraun muttered to himself.

"I thought sure BeaLuna died with every one else in the village."

"And she's a Gnome. They only live a hundred and fifty years. She's the same age as me."

He paused and thought.

"We grew up together."

"I'm four hundred years old."

He tried to count, but he didn't know math.

"I was 35 when I went back home."

"I was 78 when BoomFuzzy died."

"I killed my wife and children on the 100th anniversary of BoomFuzzy's death."

"And everyone in the village died that day."

"That would make BeaLuna 178 years old at the time the Moon Elves died."

"And she was in the village at the time."

"She died with them."

"I'm certain of it."

"I killed her."

"I didn't mean to kill her."

"She wasn't supposed to be there."

"And Unicorn IS BoomFuzzy. He's dead. That's why everyone else is dead."

"And Bullgaar..."

"He raped me."

"So I killed him."

"And now he's following me."

"Just like BeaLuna."

"And Unicorn."

"Are they all dead?"

"They're not there at all, are they?"

"I've completly lost my mind."

"Oh dear."

"And now I'm talking to myself again."

Quaraun sighed and walked on.

The pink Necromancer hadn't gone far before he heard a sound up ahead. He stopped dead in his tracks. The sound up ahead, was nothing compared to the sounds to each side of him. Far too busy talking to himself and thinking deep thoughts, while not paying attention to his surroundings, Quaraun suddenly realized he had walked into the middle of what appeared to be an Orc army fighting off a Mountain Troll, 

"Orcs. Oh dear. I don't want to go that way," he said out loud. He was too in the habit of talking to himself to think to not say it out loud and thus the Orcs heard him and stopped whatever it was they were doing to focus their attention on the strangely dressed Elf that was now standing inside their camp.

As soon as Quaraun realized his mistake, he yelped and ran back the way he had come, but stopped short, skidding and falling, when he saw a group of even more Mountain Trolls lumbering up the path, apparently to aid their kin. Panic seized the Elf as he tried to think of what to do. There was no place to go. He was trapped between a pile of Orcs and Trolls, both of which had stopped fighting each other and were now aiming at him.

Orcs and Trolls. Quaraun didn't know which was worse. Either way, Elves were on the menu for either and he was completely surrounded.

Had the wizard priest not been prone to panicking, he would have remembered he was armed with a very deadly wand that could easily have distracted both groups of monsters allowing his escape. Or could have just as easily killed every last Orc and Troll in the area allowing him to go on his morbidly depressed, merry way. A formidable wizard when allowed the time to calculate his spells, thinking on his feet and casting impromptu spells was a skill Quaraun lacked. The biggest problem at this exact moment, however, was that Quaraun, while intelligent is some things, was rather stupid in other things and thinking logically during stressful situations was not one of his strong points. As panic seized him, his brain began thinking too many thoughts at once and he couldn't focus on any of them.

By the time Quaraun realized he was sitting on the ground in the middle of the road and should probably get up and run, it was already too late to do so as both the Trolls and the Orcs were now gathered around him and the next thing he knew he was being dragged off the road and back to the Orc camp, where he was promptly stripped naked, tossed onto a big rock, and raped by every single Orc in the camp. 

What happened to the Trolls, Quaraun wasn't sure, but that wasn't what was on his mind just then either. The poor Elf was being horrifically violated by creatures much too big to be breeding with Elves, and he was a male Elf which the situation much more painful for him. The Elf screamed and kicked and flailed but nothing he did, did any good. The Orcs were too big, too strong, and there were far too many of them for him to make any progress in his attempt to escape. 

Hard Orc cocks were being shoved into every opening they could find and the poor Elf soon passed out, overcome by the pain of the experience.

When he woke up, Quaraun found himself face down in the dirt, in an awkward position with someone under him and someone on top of him, and a horrific sharp pain that felt like a sword was being run up through him. It took him a moment to realize what where he was and what was going on. He was still in the Orc camp, and still being raped, but now had two Orc cocks stuffed up his ass at once, and he was quite certain he didn't want them up there, so tried to get up and run, which only resulted in his face being pushed deeper into the mud and his ass being fucked harder then before.

The Elf passed out again.

"Quaraun?" Unicorn asked sounding very concerned. "Are ya alright?"

"Why wouldn't I be?"

"I saw what ya did. I know why ya did it."

"What did I did?"

Unicorn took hold of the Elf's hands and pulled them forward. The wizard's hands were dripping with blood.

"I'm covered in blood."

"Aye."

"Why am I covered in blood?"

Unicorn did not answer. He just went back to what he had been doing when Quaraun had woken up, which Quaraun wasn't quite sure yet what it was Unicorn was doing.

Quaraun was light headed and dizzy.

Unicorn was speaking, but Quaraun couldn't make out what he was saying. Everything was blurry and distorted. Sounds were not clear. Quaraun's ears were ring and throbbing with pain.

Unicorn stopped what he was doing, placed his hand on Quaraun's face and looked deep into the Elf's eyes.

"Is ya al'right?"

"What do you mean?"

"Ya do nay remember do ya?"

"Remember what?"

"Oh my poor Elf."

Unicorn kissed Quaraun's face and held the Elf closer.

"This is all my fault."

"What is?"

"The DiJinn. The Moon Elves. The Gnome. The Dwarf. Now the Orcs. The Troll. Ya gotta stop killing people Quaraun. Dis is become a very bad habit."

"What do you mean?"

"Ya loved me so very much. Un I did'ne understand. It hurt ya so bad when I died. Un ya can'na come to terms with it. Ya have to stop killing people Quaraun."

"I don't kill people."

"Ya are killing people, Quaraun. Ya killing a lot of people. I dont know why ya can'na remember what ya did."

"I've been alone for three hundred years."

"I know. It why I come back. I never leave ya Quaraun. We soul bound remember. I did nay know what ya did to me. Not til I kill meself un can no fully die. Me body died, but me soul just lingers wid ya. I can no move on, because yar bound our souls together. We is one soul now. I feel ya pain, as much as ya feels mine."

"I want to be with you forever."

"I know."

"You died."

"I know."

"You left me alone."

"I know. But I here now. I not leave ya again. Ya mind is broken. I see dat now. Please do more try to kill yarself."

"I hate being alone."

"I know. Yar not alone now. I stay wid ya."

"There were Orcs..."

"I know. Dair is none now. Dey is dead."

"So many monsters."

"My poor Elf. Ya mind has snapped. I do'na know if dair be a way to bring ya back."

"Back from where?"

"Why are the Gnome and Dwarf following ya?"

"I don't know. They just started following me."

"Why am I following ya?"

"You're a horny Unicorn."

"I is undead, Quaraun."

"I know."

Unicorn took hold of the Elf's hand, pulled up his sleeve and stared at the scars lining the Necromancer's wrists.

"Why do ya do this to yarself?"

"I want to be with BoomFuzzy."

"Why?" 

"I love him."

"But why?"

"He's the only one who's ever loved me. I'm alone. I'm so alone. There isn't anyone still alive who cares about me."

"Do ya want to die?"

"No."

"Do ya know where ya be?"

"Lost."

"Lost. Aye."

Unicorn kissed the Elf again.

"Oh my poor Elf. What has happened to ya? Ya used to be so happy."

"I used to have reason to live."

"Yave lost ya will to live, but ya does na want to die."

"I want to be happy again."

"Is there nothing in life that makes ya now?"

"Not since you died. No."

"I am so sorry that this has happened to ya. I never stopped loving ya."

"Why did you kill yourself?"

"I was old. Very old. Un wounded. I twere suffering. De pain had become unbearable. I would have died soon anyways. Quaraun it twere no ya fault I died. Quaraun, ya has to find will to live again. Please. I does no wish ya to suffer."

"I want to be with you."

"I am dead. Ya is still alive. Ya does no belong in the land of the undead. Why do ya come here?"

"I'm not...."



Hamsa
Eye of The Grigoi
Eye of the Watchers
Eye of God
Hand of God
Eye of Protection
Evil Eye
Gypsy Curse


"Ya are. Ya keep trying to kill yarself. Ya keep walking t'rough dimensions. T'ese rituals ya do... dey is dangerous. Very much wicked dangerous. Ya kill yarself, to pass through the world of the dead, to bring the dead back to de world of de living. Ya felt so much guilt over de Gnome's death, that ya pulled her from de land of de dead and bring her back here."

"I didn't. I can't."

"Ya can un ya did."

"I'm soul bound to a Lich. Half of my soul is inside of him. Half of his soul is inside of me."

"I know. Un it pulling ya towards death. I is Lich. Un I soul bound to ya. If I stay in land of dead, it will kill ya. I come here, to land of living, so dat ya will no die. I love ya, Quaraun. I always did. I can no watch ya do dis no more. Ya has been alone too long. Look at ya arms, Quaraun. Please. Ya went to far dis time. Ya cut yarself too deep."

"I didn't cut myself."

"Ya did. Look."

Quaraun looked, Unicorn had banandaged one of the Elf's arms and was now bandaging the other. Blood was seeping through the bandagaes. Unicorn was having a difficult time controling the bleeding. He was right, The cuts were deep. And there were so many.

"Ya killed the Orcs, un then ya try to kill yarself. Do ya remember?"

"I don't know. My head hurts."

"Ya has lost a lot of blood. Too much dis time."

"I'm dying."

"Aye."

"I don't want to die."

"I know. It wh I here."

"Are you real?"

"I am."

"Are BeaLuna and Bullgaar real?"

Unicorn didn't answer. Instead he asked:

"Why do ya try to kill yarself?"

"I want to be where BoomFuzzy is. I've tried so hard to find him."

"Well, ya found him. Ya found him. Ya has certainly proved one t'ing. Ya well move heaven un earth to be wid me. Ya should no be here."

"Where are we?"

"Oh me poor Elf. What have they done to ya?"

"Who?"

"Perhaps it best ya does no remember what was done to ya un what ya did to them." 

"Who?"

"The Orcs."

"I hurt."

"I know. Me poor Elf. Ya has suffered too much. For far too long."

"I missed you. So much."

"I know."

"I want us together again."

"This is nae de way to it."

"Please don't go away again."

"I am dead."

"Please."

"Ya is alive. Ya need to be wid living t'ing."

"Everyone I loved is dead."

Quaraun burst into tears.

"Un ya be a Necromancer now. Ya surround yaself wid dead things, because ya can no more face de living."

"You died."

"I know."

"You killed yourself."

"I sorry. I is so very sorry. I did na realize how much ya loved me."

"You left me alone."

"I will no leave ya alone again. Ya is hurt very badly. Lay down un rest."

"The monsters are out there."

"No. The monsters are gone." 

Unicorn pushed the Elf down to the ground.

"Close ya eyes. Rest. Sleep. I will stay un watch over ya. No one while hurt ya while ya sleep. BoomFuzzy will protect ya."

The Phooka lay down beside the Elf and hummed to him until Quaraun fell asleep.

Quaraun was wounded far greater then he had realized and he soon drifted off into a deep sleep, sleeping for many weeks. A barrier of thorny vines grew up around him, creating a warm, safe den. The Phooka sat and watched as day after day passed, while the Elf healed from his injuries.


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Volume 4: The Journey Begins

Picking up immediately where The Night of The Screaming Unicorn ends... Quaraun continues on his way to Inuvik, intending to kill himself once he arrives home, only to find that in his 300 year absence, a Human village has been built up over the remains of the decimated Moon Elf village.

Quaraun's sanity wavers more than ever, as he questions the reality of his two traveling companions, both of whom he is certain he murdered years ago. Quaraun decides to head back to the coast in search of the Unicorn, but can't shake the feeling he's being followed. 

BeLuna the Gnome, oddly still alive these 300 years after the destruction of the Moon Elf Village and still sitting in the exact same spot where Quaraun had left her 300 years ago, joins the Elf in his search for the Unicorn.

Annoyingly for Quaraun, BeLuna disappears whenever any one else is around and is nowhere to be found when he crosses paths with a gang of Elf hating drunk Dwarves and again when Orcs show up.

Wandering aimlessly through the forest, lost and now accompanied by a disappearing Gnome and a silent Dwarf, Quaraun is at a loss to explain who his companions are or why they are following him. Rumors that the serial killing Pink Necromancer is now travelling the countryside building an army of Gnomish Ghosts and Dwarven Zombies doesn't help matters any.

Things are not right with Quaraun's two new companions, and it takes an Undead Unicorn to show the Necromancer there are some things no one else can see.



TRIGGER WARNING:

This volume contains heavy use of suicide, cutting, and depression  references, including graphic on page descriptions of cutting and suicide attempts.

If you suffer from depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts, or are easily upset by such things, it is highly recommended that you avoid reading any of this novel.

(Some of these free to read online sample chapters are NSFW)



The Journey Begins, is Part 2 of The Night of The Screaming Unicorn:

List of the currently available free to read online chapters:


Home Again



The Gnome That Refused To Stay Dead



Raped By The Mountain Dwarf



Alone Again



Bullgaar the Vulgar (NSFW)



The Dwarf's Wife



A Dwarf In The Night



Gnomes and Dwarves That Are Not There



The Enchanted Map



The Black Jaguar/The Phooka



The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley/That Bastard Murdered Me! Wait? Why Aren't I Dead?



The Double Dicked Unicorn



How To Properly Fuck an Elf



Humans For Dinner



Another Day, Another Town



Ooloff The Stupid



Oolong The Wise



Waiter, There's a Head In My Soup



The Orcs and The Necromancer (NSFW)















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