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Who is EelKat?

I'm an author, artist, and art car designer born and raised in Old Orchard Beach, Maine. I've lived at 146 Portland Avenue since 1975. I inherited the land and the title Queen of the Gypsies from my grandmother Helen Ricker-Allen (former queen of the Ricker Clan) in 1983. My land, The Ricker Homestead, was the filming location of Stephen king's movie The Thinner, resulting in tourists dubbing us as "Stephen King's Gypsies". The land has been in our family since the 1530s. Our original family name was Googins, we are the oldest settlement family in the country, to still be the original family on the original settlement land.

Need Directions?

Rather then ask the crazy gun-toting neighbours, and risk get shot by the psychotically deranged, white power gay haters that live up and down my street, patrolling obsessively by my driveway every 15 minutes in a 4 door white pick-up truck, just get directions from Google Maps. Here, you can find 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, ME right here:

Oddly, there seems to be the need for me to explain what a Gypsy Queen is, as the average American apparently hasn't got enough brain to know the meanings of simply, common, every day words. A Queen is a religious title, similar to a nun and has nothing to do with politics, governments, leadership, or royalty. I am so sick and tired of having to repeat that every single day to every single American I meet. Dictionaries exist. Get one. Use it.

At age 37 I became the first person in America, diagnosed were severe Savant Autism, to be granted a driver's licence. Resulting in the building of The Autism Awareness Car (my daily driver) which am am a regular guest at Autism awareness events across New England.

I am also OtherKin, with is one of the more then 50 types transgender and owner of The Transgender Awareness Tour Bus. But, thanks to misinformation spread by the news media, no one ever knows what transgender even means and has the idiotic urban myth stuck in their heads, which states transgender = transsexual. When in fact, transsexuals are the extreme minority of the trans community, making up only .03% of the transgender population. Again. Dictionaries are very useful items. Please make use of them instead of parading your simple minded ignorance in my driveway. Thank you.

I'm most famous for, in the 1970s and 1980s, once upon a time, long time ago, I was the little 12 year old girl who took on Procter & Gamble head to head, got the words "Not Tested on animals" put on your beauty products, and shut down dozens of animal test labs all over the world, finally reaching my goal after 27 long years of stubbornly never giving up, and shutting down P&Gs animal test lab. They murdered my dog's Irish Setter Sarge and English Springer Spaniel Bridgett, and made sure the world NEVER forgot it. Today, thanks to my persistence, P&G is synonymous with animal cruelty, and no matter how much they try to make up for what they did, they can not bring my dogs back to life and I will continue to make an example out of them to prevent other money hungry bastards from innocent animals. 

People keep asking how to pronounce my name, so here you go.

Please see pronunciation below - EVERYONE pronounces my name wrong!

It is: 

EEL as in moray eel

KAT as in cat

WEN as in when

dee as in the letter "D"

most people pronounce is as

"El Kit Windi"


"Elly Kit Windi"

I have no idea why because isn't spelt anything close to that way.

EelKat Wendy 

(Yes that IS my real name, EelKat is a Kickapoo word, my grandmother Eva Viola Little John-Dyer-Atwater was a Kickapoo Indian/Native American)

is pronounced EXACTLY as it is spelt:

EelKat Wendy 

is pronounced:


EelKat Wendy Christine Allen: Author, Artist, Art Car Designer

Creator of The Twighlight Manor Series and The Quaraun Series.
146 Portland Ave
Old Orchard Beach, ME 04064-1520
Phone: unlisted
Hours: varies; by appointment
Aurhor, Artist, Art Car Designer, CosPlay, YouTuber offers a variety of services in Old Orchard Beach, Saco, and Biddeford, Maine, including:
  • Writing Services:
    • Novel writing: Genre Fiction
      • High Fantasy
      • Bizarro
      • LGBTQA+; Transgender Literature
      • Monster Porn
      • Erotica: BDSM: CBT Fetish
      • Content Writing: Non-Fiction Articles
        • Writing resorces: authorship & publishing
        • Issues: Animal Rights; Human Rights; Minority Rights; Transgender Awareness
        • Local History: Old Orchard Beach, Maine
        • Cultural Studies: Gypsies
        • Paranormal: Angels, Aliens, Faeries, Demons, & Cryptozoology
    • Other services
      • Costume making, design, & CosPla
      • Convention leturer
      • Acrylic & Watercolour painting; murals, cars, and canvas
        • Art Car Design & Building

Due to the nature of the contents of the novels sold via this website, United States law requires that it be noted that this website is considered to be an adult entertainment establishment.

The Quaraun Series.

Due to the nature of the Quaraun Series, the following meta data has been added to this site...

The Quaraun Series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane or The Pink Necromancer
Brief Synopsis:
130 volume series of novels
Long Synopsis:
Transvestite Moon Elf Necromancer, Quaraun sets out in search of the soul of his dead lover, the serial killing king of the Faeries turned drug dealer, BoomFuzzy the Unicorn.
Time Period:
Maine, USA; Quebec, Canada and The North Pole
Book Size:
varies - series 100 to 300 Pages per volume
varies - series
The Twighlight Manor Press
Copyright Date:
Copyrighted By:
Wendy C. Allen
Adult content:
Yes; contains graphic violence, gore, drug use, suicide, bondange, rape, cock and ball torture, abuse, and gratuitous fetish sex.
English: Scottish
Yaoi, Monster Porn, Hentia, Futua, BDSM, CBT fetish, Bizarro, Transvestite main character, gay sex, polygamy, bi-sexual character, rape fantasy, high fantasy, trime travel, portals, heavy drug use, psycedelica.
Grade Levels:
Not suitable for children;
MA21 (for mature adults only)
Submitted By:
The author
This book series is currently only available to adults over the age of 21 via's adult book sales department.

Are you here, to find out about
the big pink sign in my driveway?
Here's what happened...

Hello, I am one of your neighbours. I live at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, where I have lived since 1975. If you don't know me, you probably know my car, The Autism Awareness Car, The Dazzling Razzberry. It has 2.5millions glued to it. Many of you know my dad, Old Orchard Beach fireman, Kenneth Ricker Allen, or his mother, founder of the Lady's Auxiliary, Helen Ricker-Allen, or her father George Ricker, founder of The Old Orchard Beach Fire Department, or his mother's family: The Googins, first settlers & founders of the Town of Old Orchard Beach.

We non-white and LGBTQA+ residents of Old Orchard Beach, need your help.

The Ku Klux Klan has invaded our town, every winter, since 2001, when the summer tourists leave, they bring out their guns and terrorize the non-white and LGBTQA+ residents of this town of Old Orchard Beach. Since 2013 they have terrorized 140 year round resident families, slaughtered 500 pets, bombed multiple houses, and now 4 people are dead.

Please, we non-white and LGBTQA+ year round/winter residents of Old Orchard Beach need your help. Before more people die. The non-white and LGBTQA+ residents of this town  of Old Orchard Beach are making a stand against the Ku Klux Klan. We are taking our lives back. Please join us in showing your support for the LGBTQA+ community of our town, by hanging a rainbow flag on your business this year.

If you are wondering, why I am the one contacting you, let me tell you what the Ku Klux Klan did to me. Keeping in mind, that I am only 1 of the more then 140 people in this town  of Old Orchard Beach, that these things have been happening to.

I'm a woman who has had 7 miscarriages, and wears what locals call "elaborate clothes" (I wear the traditional clothes of my people - Persian Gypsies, who lived in Scotland for centuries before coming to America.) Because I have no children, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, beat me up, calling me a transsexual, claiming only a gay man would dress like I do, claiming that the reason I have no children is because I'm not really female.

They left me paralyzed and crippled. They crushed my hip, my pelvis, my knee, and my spine, and took away, what little chance I had to carry a pregnancy to full term. A Gypsy woman and a Mormon, two cultures, where nothing is more important than family and children.

I'm crippled for the rest of my life. I was paralyzed for 5 months. Spent 18 months relearning to walk. I can barely walk now, 4 years later. It's why I'm now on a cane. Any hope I had of having children is gone now.

That's the reality, of the gay hatred of this town.

They hate gay men so much, here in Old Orchard Beach, that they are willing to beat up a childless woman, in ill health, accusing her of being a transvestite, saying that because of her clothes and her childlessness, she MUST be a man, pretending to be a woman.

Because these evil people took away my ability to have children, I had cats; but they took my cats, and cut off their heads, and nailed them to my door.

I used to have a Shetland Pony. 28 years. They beat her head in with a rock.

I used to have pet bantam roosters. One morning I woke up, to find them, 75 of them, their heads cut off, nooses tied round their headless necks, and hanging in my rose bushes.

They blew up my house with a bomb, and left a Ku Klux Klan cross behind.

Someone with access to a garbage disposal truck, drove 7 garbage trucks into my farm, dumped garbage in my yard. The pile of garbage was 175' long, 30' wide, and 12' tall.

Then someone with access to a sewage truck, pumped my motorhome full of hundreds of gallons of feces, that was three feet deep.

Not one of my neighbours helped me, through any of this. Not one. Because they were the gay haters who did it. I've lived here for 42 years. Most of my neighbours, their yards were forest 20 years ago. I remember when our town celebrated 1,000 residents. 83% of you didn't even live here 10 years ago.

I have agoraphobia. Before the bomb blew up my house, I hadn't set foot off my land in 31 years. I keep to myself and I've never bothered anyone. I don't know why in July 2001, they suddenly stormed into my yard with paintball guns and started shooting at me.

Since July 2001, there have been more then 200 acts of violence, vandalism, hate crimes, death threats, shootings, bombs, terrorism, murdering and abuse of my pets. And I don't know why. Why are these people doing these things? I don't know who they are or why these strangers come trespassing into my  land to kill, steal, and destroy everything I own.

I used to have tens of thousands of flowers. Hundreds of bird feeders, dozens of garden gnomes, and two hundred pink flamingos. Rose bushes used to line my yard from the road all the way to swamp - 200 feet of roses - gone! Thieves have stolen every last one. They come up here with shovels and dig up my plants. Steal my garden ornaments. Take my bird feeders. Why?

They buried my vegetable garden with garbage. Bagged garbage. They backed city garbage trucks into my gardens and dumped them on my food crops, like this was the city dump! 3,700 wood pallets. Dozens of appliances. Hundreds of tires. WHY? What is wrong with you people?

Why do these people hate me?

Who are they and why are they doing this? I do not understand why they torment me.

I bother no one. Why do they bother me?

And why... why when the locals of this town, see what these cruel, hateful people have, why does not one of them, do anything to help me? Not one. Not one person, has ever done anything to help me. Even when I was crippled, and living under an 8x6 tarp, for 11 years, through blizzards and hurricanes, with no protection from rain or cold or snow, because a bomb blew up my house.

Good decent people don't do things like this.

Good decent people don't stand back and watch things like this happen and do nothing to stop it!

What is wrong with the people in this town?

Do you none of you have any common moral decency at all?

What is wrong with the cruel, cold, heartless people of this town?

How did you get like this?

I remember when every person in this town helped every body else.

We used to be a community. What happened to that?

Are there no decent people left in this town?

When I wrote a book, listing what they did. The Town Hall, a government organization, got a court order, to force the book out of publication.

The very same court order, that on January 4, 2016, declared LGBTQ residents were not allowed to go home. Forced out of their own homes, in a court order that BANNED gay residents from living in Old Orchard Beach.

The court order is public record. Go look it up and read it for yourself. 

People who owned their homes outright - not renters, not apartments - home owners - were not allowed to set foot in their own homes. Not allowed to get their clothes. Not allowed to get their pets. Not allowed to get their phones and computers - from January 4, 2016 to October 18, 2016, when the town of Old Orchard Beach had declared itself "family friendly" by virtue of not allowing LGBTQ citizens to live in the town.

Three court houses later, on October 18, 2016, the 10th anniversary of the bomb that blew up my house, Superior court over tuned Old Orchard Beach's civil rights violating "Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach" court order.

It was the business owners, the year round residents, of Old Orchard Beach, who did these things. Motel owners, who proudly boasted, they didn't allow gays in their motels, developers, and waste removal business owners, who did these things, while they were beating up a straight woman, they accused of being a transsexual. 

What they are doing is wrong. And you know it is wrong.

No good, moral, descent person, does things like this to another human being.

April 2017, a Ku Klux Klan supporter, built a new website, one they dubbed "Flamboyant Nipples". It's about Old Orchard Beach. It glorifies, encourages, and promotes terrorist hate crimes against gay men, specifically, gay men in Old Orchard Beach. They have made a bold open threat on the lives of the LGBTQ residents of Old Orchard Beach.

The Flamboyant Nipples website, took these events, these hate crimes, done to me, my family, and other residents of this town, by terrorists, and turned it into satire. Among other things, they specifically, made fun of my cats, having their heads nailed to my door and the bomb that blew up my house, and bragged that they did it.

The author of Flamboyant Nipples, thinks beating up non-white women is funny.

The author of Flamboyant Nipples, thinks beating up gay men, and dragging them naked through the streets, from the back bumper of a car, is funny.

The author of Flamboyant Nipples, thinks cutting cat heads off and nailing them to doors is funny.

I had no idea the gay hatred was so bad, until the the gay haters, attacked me: a straight woman, they falsely accused of being a transsexual man.

The Ku Klux Klan is not something to laugh at. They are terrorists destroying lives. No moral decent person supports a terrorist.

I have already reported the website to the FBI and the Old Orchard Beach Police Department, as well as to the administrators of the forums where they are posting their advertisements for the site, trying to get members to join in their terrorist attacks on our town.

The webmaster of the Flamboyant Nipples website is ACTIVELY contacting forum members trying to get them to join him in his attacks on our town. 

The Flamboyant Nipples website is a VERY SERIOUS threat as he is using it to incite gay-haters to action. This web master is TRYING to get people across the country to come to our town and MURDER our LGBTQA+ community. 

This is an ACTIVE DEATH THREAT being made against Old Orchard Beach's LGBTQA+ community.

How many more must die?

Are you gonna wait until it is YOUR son tied to the back of that car?

Are you gonna wait until it is YOUR cats have their heads nailed to YOUR door?

Are you gonna wait until it is YOUR house they blow up with a bomb?

The Ku Klux Klan is heightening their attacks on our community and they NEED to be stopped before MORE people die.

Somebody out there must know who the terrorist is that is running that site that is threatening our town. Please, if you know who has built the Flamboyant Nipples website, call the FBI agent in charge of the case IMMEDIATELY... don't give these terrorists a chance to kill someone else!

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

The business owners of Old Orchard Beach, are banding together this year against the white power gay hatred of the Ku Klux Klan.

To show their support of the year round gay residents and the gay summer tourists LGBTQ friendly businesses are putting rainbow flags on their businesses.

 Together we can stop bullying in Old Orchard Beach, but it takes every one of us to stand in unison and say enough is enough. The bullies running this town are so violent and use such horrific measures that our town manager Larry Mead has become their puppet. A whimpering worm, with no moral decency to stand up to them, and too many hands reaching out for the bags of money they offer him to look the other way. Bribing a town official to turn a blind eye to terrorism is a bully using the power of money to hold an entire town hostage, while his family terrorizes the town.

Are 500 dead cats and dogs from 140 families, not enough to make you say enough is enough? How many animals will these bully monsters torture to death before they do what all animal abusers do and become serial killers. Oh wait... they've already done that! Four people are already dead.

Will you continue to stand by and turn a blind eye to the truth... how long do you really think it'll be before these terrorist bullies come after YOUR family.

Think you're safe by not being gay, by not having affiliation with the LGBTQA+ community? I'm not gay either. But I have Autism and own the Autism Awareness Car and they say my car is gay, because it has marbles and teddy bears glued to it.

They say I'm gay because I wear pink dresses. They are seeing gay people and gay cars where there are none.

How long do you think it'll be before they start falsely accusing YOU of being gay too?

Do you think they'll listen to your pleas for mercy while they are beating you with a crow bar? Do you think they'll even care, that you're not gay, when they shatter your bones and leave you for dead?

They didn't care when they did it to me, why they'd care when they come after you? And they will.

We only have 3,000 year round residents of this town... in 2007 we had 12,000. Find them. Talk to them. I have been. And they're all saying the same thing, that they left Old Orchard Beach because they were "tired of being bullied by Jim Thomas's men". 9,000 people. There's only 3,000 of us left.

A community of 12,000 decimated by the extreme bullying terrorist activities of gay hating hate mongers.

We business owners of Old Orchard Beach are taking a stand against the Ku Klux Klan.

To help the FBI identify who the Ku Klux Klan business owners are, ALL are hanging rainbow flags. Every business. No matter how big or how small.

Don't spend your money in ANY business, motel, shop, etc, in this town, unless you see a rainbow flag on the front the business.

There is no neutrality here.

You either care about your neighbours, or you don't.

The businesses of Old Orchard Beach are either supporters of the Ku Klux Klan or they are not.

EVERY business who refuses to hang a rainbow flag this summer, will be seen by the non-white and LGBTQA+ residents of this this town, as showing their open support of the Ku Klux Klan.

When you spend money at a business in Old Orchard Beach, who's not hanging a rainbow flag, you're funding a terrorist organization.

Say no to the Ku Klux Klan.

Make this town family friendly for ALL families.

Not just white families.

Not just straight families.

This town is NOT family friendly, until ALL families are welcomed here.

Say NO to the hate crimes.

Say NO to the bullies.

Say NO to death threats.

Say NO to the violence.

Say NO to the terrorists.

Say no to murder.

Say YES to peace.

Say YES to love.

Say YES to making this town a SAFE place for EVERY family to live.

If there's no rainbow flag on the building, stay somewhere else, buy somewhere else, use someone else's services.

Don't let your hard earned money support the terrorist hate crimes of the Ku Klux Klan.



The FBI is here in town right now, investigating these domestic terrorists of Old Orchard Beach, trying to find out, who is doing these things.

If you have any information about these crimes or any of the more the 500 other domestic terrorist hate crimes, that have been done to more then 140 non-white and/or LGBTQ families in Old Orchard Beach, call the FBI agent in charge of this case:

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

“Don’t turn your face away. 
Once you’ve seen,
you can no longer act like you don’t know.
Open your eyes to the truth.
It’s all around you.
Don’t deny what the eyes to your soul
have revealed to you.
Now that you know,
you cannot feign ignorance.
Now that you’re aware of the problem,
you cannot pretend you don’t care.
To be concerned is to be human.
To act is to care.” 
― Vashti Quiroz-Vega

Full Details
About This Situation

Can Be Found HERE

They Put A Bomb In My House
& And A KKK Cross In My Garden
(October 18, 2006)

They Cut Up My Cats:
(Kidnapped April 10, 2015; Returned Cut Up Mother's Day May 2015)

They Cut Up My Car:
(May 10, 2010)

They Tried To Kill Me:
(November 14, 2013; paralyzed 5 months;
damaged hip, pelvis, knee, spine,
as well as surrounding muscles, and nerves)

(Again, July 26, 2016 - rupturing 3 discs in my spine,
re-damaging hip; doing nerve damage to spinal column and leg)

Have Information?
Call FBI Agent
Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322 

Three things can not be hid:
The Sun,
The Moon,
& The Truth

Town Councilor Who Signed $25,000 property lien Blackmail threat, against property of people who cut car in half on his orders to do so, was Killed in murder suicide on January 26, 2017; exactly 7 years from the day he signed order to have car removed from town, sending locals into warpath, saying the "demon" killed him in a "7 year curse"

Why I don't believe in demons, aliens, ufos, ghosts, haunted cars, etc.
A look at what it was like growing up with a member of Heaven's Gate UFO Suicide Cult

A list of damages done by the 14 police officers of 3 departments, who attacked my motorhome on April, 10, 2015, who took my cats at gun point,  WITHOUT A WARRANT, while claiming they were looking for cannibals.

The 175' long, 30' wide, 12' tall pile of garbage, city dump trucks and city garbage truck (7 trucks total) dumped on my land; July 13, 2013
(Note a deranged hate monger with a back hoe, illegally drove over my house on August 8, 2013 a month after I filmed this video.)

“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse, and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.” ― Desmond Tutu

FAQ: Are You A Man Or A Woman?

First: Does it matter?

And second: What the hell?

This question... was the topic of debate for The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach Court Case... the judge had to try to decide what gender and sexuality was in order to determine whether or not I was to be forced out of my home along with 140+ other residents of Old Orchard Beach for the crime of being gay, seeing how since January 4, 2016 it is by court order illegal to be LGBTQ, non-white, or non-Christian to live in Old Orchard Beach, Maine!

Let me repeat this.. what frigging hell?

Why would you even ask a question like that to an obviously female person with 38D breasts... a woman who constantly refances 7 miscarriages that she has had in the past 40 years.

I'm sorry, but since when do men have boobs and get pregnant?

Is your brain even in your head?

But back to the first point: why the hell does it even matter in the first place?

You're never gonna have sex with me are you (I guarantee you're not) so what difference does it make what I am?


Do you like nosy, busy bodies running around prying into your private live? No? Then what gives you the right to think it's okay to