EelKat Wendy C Allen - Dark Fantasy Author

#UPDATE: January 6, 2021:
To all of you who are sending me video clips this morning and asking "Is this your family?"...


To answer your questions...


* Yes... my relatives ARE on every news station in every country of the world today, yes they did ORGANIZE the attack on the Capitol Building... and I am horrified by it.


* No, before you guys sent me the video footage clips, I was unaware the attack had happened, I do not own a TV and do not seek out news reports on the internet, so had you not sent me those clips I would never have known the attack had happened at all


* Yes, many members of my extended-family were involved in organizing the attack on Washington D.C.; one of my aunts claims to be the organizer, she is now wanted by the FBI for questioning


* Yes, I can see 1 uncle, 2 aunts, and 23 1st cousins in those pictures and news reports.


* Yes, the shooter is the high priest cousin you saw posting gun photos and death threats on my FaceBook, Twitter, and Twitch chat


* Yes, that is the 2 cousins who founded the group "The Loyalist White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan More Loyal Than The Loyal White Knights", in the gif/memes trashing reporter cameras and jumping on said cameras 


* YES, that IS the uncle who was paying the Discord tittie streamer $500 a month to stage the "deserve to be raped raids" on my Twitch channel 


* Yes, that uncle, 2 aunts, and 23 cousins ARE all members of Heaven's Gate and were party to the original UFO cult kool-aid murder suicide that killed 39 people in 1997


* No, I do not support anything they do or have done; it's been more than 30 years since I last saw, talked to, or interacted with any of them


#And please, stop forwarding video footage and news reports to me. I want nothing to do with those jackasses. We share DNA, not ideologies. They absolutely disgust me.


* If you were there, please be aware that 4 of them are now bragging on their social medias that they currently have Covid-19 and that they were spitting on police and government officials during the attack on the Capitol Building; yes it is confirmed they DO actually have Covid-19... 9 members of their immediate family have died in the past month and is what instigated them to join the mob at D.C.


* Yes, all of them are wanted by the FBI... if you have any information about ANY of their crimes INCLUDING today's attack on Washington D.C., do NOT send it to me, send it to the FBI agent in charge of the case: 


#FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the investigation. If you have information about the case, give it to him not me. He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322


This whole thing is very distressing for me. I do not like the kind of attention that gets put on ME because I happen to be related to THEM.

Far too many people harass my family, online and offline, because of these dipshits in our rather distant family tree.

I prefer to stay out of the public eye and deeply dislike being pulled into the paparazzi spotlight every time this group of lunatics pulls one of these ridiculous terrorist attack stunts.


It was very distressing for me to wake up this morning to find email, and every contact method on every social media, packs full of thousands of questions, links, and forwards, all asking me if that was my family that was being plastered across every news station on the planet.


It was bad enough to learn a terrorist attack had happened and it was even worse to learn it was yet again my uncles behind it.


Though I can not say I'm surprised to learn these jackass dipshits I have to share DNA with were involved. This certainly isn't the first terrorist attack they took part in.


Considering this 1 uncle, 2 aunts, & 23 cousins, all who took part in Heaven's Gate murder of 39 people in 1997, 1 of whom built the bomb for 2013's Boston Marathon, and 2 of whom founded the Loyalist White Knights... were involved in this attack too... I hope they get life in prison, they fucking deserve it.

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#UPDATE: January 9, 2020....


Good news, one of them was just arrested in Florida. He's the guy all over Twitter today, waving to security cameras while stealing Nancy Pelosi's lecture pedestal. My relatives are insane. I hope he never gets out.


At least he can't post death threats and rape threats in my Twitch chat anymore. I hope they arrest them all.


Why do I have to share DNA with these psychotic lunatics?


You can support your political party without being a violent, crazed, psychopathic terroist, you know.


#And random thought...


You know... all the people saying Trump supporters should stop inciting violence and go read their Bible, clearly have never read the Bible and have no clue how much violence and genocide God commands in the Old Testament... shouldn't it be the Trumpies need LESS Bible influence? Isn't it the Bible that inspired them to be violent in the first place?


And you want to know something else...


26 of those people now arrested for attacking the Capitol, had ALREADY been reported, in October 2019, for planning an attack on the government...

I know beause I filed that report on 3 uncles, 2 auns, and 23 cousins when they started building bombs and bought 4,000 asult rifles, while claiming they were building an army.

This attack was a long time in the planning and couldhave been prevented and the FBI knew about it 2 years ago.


But hey... guess what... the FBI knew about the Heaven's Gate murder 8 MONTHS before those same 26 people murdered 39 people under the shadow of Hale-Bop... AND the FBI knew in 2012, 5 months ahead of time that these same 26 people were building bombs for the Boston Marathon.


Same 26 people over and over again. This time some of them actually got caught... but the Heaven's Gate crew, has 4,000 members in Maine, Florida, Mississippi, Wyomin, Colorado, and Nova Scotia.


They are gaining members all the time. They claim they are building God's army, they claim Trump is "the God-King" God's form on earth, they also believe he is a shapeshifting reptilian alien, and they claim to be waiting for a mothership that will fly in the shadow of Comet Wormwood.


They claim "when the Trump of jubilie sounds" they will be ready to kill all who oppose them, because they believe they are God's Army and they do not fear death, for they also believe that through death, they "will be changed in the twinkling of an eye" and transformed into mighty arch angels to enact vengange of all who oppose them.


They embrace death, to the point, like they did in 1997, they will kill themselves if they have to, and take everyone around them with them.


Heaven's Gate should be feared and they should be in prison, not building gallows on the front law of the Capitaol building while trying to hang the Vice President.


How many decades will Heaven's Gate's members be allowed to kill and main unbridled? They are terrorists and NEED to be arrested and put in prison, BEFORE they do what they are planning and unleash a bomb that will kill every one "East of the Mississippi" as they put it.


My uncle David is dangerous, and now with his brother Bruce, leader of Heaven's Gate since 1997, dead from Covid19, David's crew has become far more dangerous than they ever were.


This attack they staged on the Capitol, it's not the end, it was just them firing a warning shot of something far bigger yet to come.


They need to be stopped BEFORE they kill more people.


How many times will this same group be allowed to kill over and over again, before someone stops them?


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1 uncle, 2 aunts, & 23 cousins were there; they are the leaders of Heaven's Gate AND the Loyalist White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan; they have 4,000 members armed with assault rifles, ready to march on command, and that's JUST the group in Palmyra, Maine - they NEED to be stopped... this post they made on Twitter is NOT a joke... they WILL march Jan 19... they MUST be stopped... Jan 6 was just a warning shot


https://twitter.com/profmath56/status/1347582047485906945?s=20




UPDATE: January 14, 2021
I received a deeply troubling question today... let's answer it...

I received a deeply troubling question today... let's answer it...


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*if someone asks me to do something in exchange for a donation...? I stream, and today someone I've never seen before sent me a message on discord asking me if I want [insert ridiculous amount of money here]. I of course replied asking what for, and the guy replies saying 'complete 25 challenges, for example #1 would be pulling a funny face. If you complete all 25 challenges then I donate the money.' Oh, and he also sent me screenshots of what I assume is supposed to be proof that he's dono'd tons of money to others before. This seems sus AF to me. Should I just assume it's fake / he'll ask me to do something weird? What do?*


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You've heard of the recent attacks on the American Capitol, right?

Have you NOT also heard about the 26 Twitch streamers who have found their name's on the FBI's no fly list even though they live in Europe and have never been to America?

Have you looked at today's day January 14 vs the date of the next 2 planned attacks, January 17 and January 20?

I doubt you'd ask this question if you HAD heard of what happened, so let me me summarize:

A group of terrorists spent several months planning an attack on Washington D.C. They took to intermingling with election rallies, so no one would suspect them. 

Meanwhile, online, they sought out a way to make 26 fake IDs for their group to use on attack day (January 6).

They ended up contacting 26 Twitch streamers the genders and approximate ages of the 26 people they had in their group going to D.C. 

Each streamer was sent an offer for being donated $500 in exchange for doing things. The streamers thought it seemed innocent enough and was easy money, so did it.

The reason for the $500 amount, was PayPal requires additional verification on large amounts, meaning, they were given the REAL NAMES AND HOME ADDRESSES of those 26 streamers. They next took those names and made 26 fake IDs using the names and addresses of those 26 streamers.

They used those fake IDs January 6 at D.C. and now as of Jan 7, those 26 streamers found their names on the FBI's no-fly list.

Those 26 terrorists, tossed the fake IDs and used their real IDs to leave D.C. and made their way back to Florida, Mississippi, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine, successfully returning home, while hundreds of other rally attendants found themselves unable to get on planes.

Given what those 26 did just before Jan 6, I would question anyone asking something similar to any streamer, right now, this close to Jan 17.

I highly recommend you report them to the FBI as possibly connected to the Jan 17 attack. **[https://tips.fbi.gov/](https://tips.fbi.gov/)**

The 26 people in question by the way... my uncle David, his wife Luci, his sister Barbie Jean, and 23 of their children, grandchildren, and great grand children... only one of whom so far has been arrested... the one who stole Nancy Pelosi's pulpit. On their way home to Palmyra, the rest showed up in my driveway January 11, to chant "All hail God King Trump" while bragging how they didn't get caught and outwitted the FBI and are going back to D.C. on Jan 17 and Jan 20.

Chances are VERY HIGH that the man contacting you was David's son Shem, who is the one who contacted the others prior to the Jan 6 attack, or so he bragged on Jan 11, while shooting off his rifils in my driveway, from a red 1980s vintage Jeep Cherokee.

Beware of the Atwaters, the Halls, the Cyrs, and the Johnsons... they ain't sending you money unless they are planning on using you to take the fall for some crime they plan to commit and blame on you. You'll go to jail and they'll walk free, like they always do, like they've been doing since the 1950s.

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..UPDATE: January 14, 2021...
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...MODS TAKE NOTICE!...
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...NEW BAN RULES ADDED TO THE CHANNEL... ..............................
...From today forward ALL USERNAMES ending in "Chan" are to be banned on sight...
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...I do not want any member of the 4Chan, 7Chan, Anon, QAnon or any similar terrorist organizations near my channel...
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...BAN THEM ALL!...

#As of this discovery a new policy is now in place on my channel.. all mods are to **IMMEDIATELY BAN** anyone and everyone they see with the word "Chan" at the end of their name, wither that user has ever visited my channel or not.

I want my mods to take ANY user they see on ANY channel ANYWHERE on Twitch to just ban those usernames from my channel as soon as they see them.

#From today forwards ALL USERNAMES ending in "Chan" are to be banned on sight.

#I do not want any member of this terrorist organization near my channel.

#The Chans are horrible people and I want nothing to do with any of them.

#Anyone found to be a supporter of ANY Chan is to be banned from my channel, even if they do not have "Chan" at the end of their username.

The "Chan" movement... OMG! They are fucking psychotic extremists. I had no clue what "Chan" meant or why people put it at the end of their username. Knowing what I know now and looking at the fact that the ringleader behind the 3 year long attack on my Twitch channel has the word "Chan" at the end of her username, the wild sex rumors she spreads about me FINALLY make sense.

Today one of my mods sent me the following message:

*"I noticed the girl trying to cancel you has "Chan" at the end of her username, as do many of her followers. I also noticed your confusion over her attacks and I wonder, do you know what "chan" means or why streamers put it at the end of their username? Everyone who has "Chan" at the end of their username is a witch hunting channel, it is how they identify themselves. It means they are extremist radical trolls from 4chan. There is even a wiki devoted to the "Chan Movement". Here, you'll want to read this. **[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan)** and this **[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Chanology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Chanology)**Twitter has started to ban anyone using "chan" at the end of their username because is identifies the user as connected with white supremacy hate groups. She's a QAnon terrorist and proud of it, that's why she has "chan" at the end of her name. That's why she is working with your uncles. She helped them plan the attack on the Capitol. She's a QAnon member. That's why she has the word "chan" at the end of her username. Every QAnon member does that. I didn't realize you had never heard of QAnon or 4Chan until I saw your Tweet last night. I'm s sorry. I thought you knew that is what she was. I would have messaged you sooner about this if I had known you didn't know what QAnon was. Also "Thingy" is a slang word, it means "a child's vagina" people put that in their username to signify they are supporters of child rape. These are really bad people attacking your channel. They are the same people who just attacked America's Capital. When they are chanting "ThingyChan" in your chat, it's a QAnon secret code word, it's another word for rape, it's a rape threat, it's them bypassing the NightBot ban of the word rape. It means they are threatening to gather up 4Chan members to rape you. 4Chan QAnon's use secret code words to bypass chat bans because they know most people don't know what the code words mean. It's like a Morse Code that only they know."*


Here is what the Wiki has to say:

>>>>*"4chan is an anonymous English-language imageboard website. Launched by Christopher "moot" Poole in October 2003, the site hosts boards dedicated to a wide variety of topics, from anime and manga to video games, music, literature, fitness, politics, and sports, among others. Registration is not available and users typically post anonymously; posting is ephemeral, as threads receiving recent replies are "bumped" to the top of their respective board and old threads are deleted as new ones are created. As of November 2020, 4chan receives more than 20 million unique monthly visitors, with more than 900,000 posts made daily."*

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>>>>*"The site has been described as a hub of Internet subculture, with its community being influential in the formation of prominent Internet memes, such as lolcats, Rickrolling, and rage comics, as well as hacktivist and political movements, such as Anonymous and the alt-right. 4chan has often been the subject of media attention as a source of controversies, including the coordination of pranks and harassment against websites and Internet users, and the posting of illegal and offensive content. The Guardian once summarized the 4chan community as "lunatic, juvenile ... brilliant, ridiculous and alarming""*

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>>>>*"Before the end of 2003, several new anime-related boards were added, including /h/ (Hentai), /c/ (Anime/Cute), /d/ (Hentai/Alternative), /w/ (Wallpapers/Anime), /y/ (Yaoi), and /a/ (Anime). Additionally, a lolicon board was created at /l/ (Lolikon),[26] but was disabled following the posting of genuine child pornography and ultimately deleted in October 2004, after threats of legal action."*

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>>>>*"On November 17, 2018, it was announced that the site would be split into two, with the work-safe boards moved to a new domain, 4channel.org, while the NSFW boards would remain on the 4chan.org domain. In a series of posts on the topic, Nishimura explained that the split was due to 4chan being blacklisted by most advertising companies, and that the new 4channel domain would allow for the site to receive advertisements by mainstream ad providers."*

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>>>>*"/pol/ ("Politically Incorrect") is 4chan's political discussion board. A stickied thread on its front page states that the board's intended purpose is "discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics." /pol/ was created in October 2011 as a rebranding of 4chan's news board, /new/, which was deleted that January for a high volume of racist discussion."*

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>>>>*"Although there had previously been a strong left-libertarian contingent to 4chan activists, there was a gradual rightward turn on 4chan's politics board in the early-mid 2010s. The board quickly attracted posters with a political persuasion that later would be described with a new term, the alt-right. Media sources have characterized /pol/ as predominantly racist and sexist, with many of its posts taking an explicitly neo-Nazi bent. The Southern Poverty Law Center regards /pol/'s rhetorical style as widely emulated by white supremacist websites such as The Daily Stormer; the Stormer's editor, Andrew Anglin, concurred. /pol/ was where screenshots of Trayvon Martin's hacked social media accounts were initially posted. The board's users have started antifeminist, homophobic, transphobic, and anti-Arab Twitter campaigns."*

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>>>>*"The users of /r9k/ built upon by then popular 4chan memes "epic win" and "fail" to group the human population into "alphas" or stereotypical well-adjusted popular people and "betas" or stereotypical geek-ish social rejects, self-identifying with the latter. It became a popular gathering place for the controversial online incel community. The "beta uprising" or "beta rebellion" meme, the idea of taking revenge against women, jocks and others perceived as the cause of incels' problems, was popularized on the sub-section. It gained more traction on the forum following the Umpqua Community College shooting, where it is believed that the shooter, Chris Harper-Mercer, also warned people not to go to school in the Northwest hours prior to the shooting as users encouraged him. The perpetrator of the Toronto van attack referenced 4chan and an incel rebellion in a Facebook post he made prior to the attack while praising self-identified incel Elliot Rodger, the killer behind the 2014 Isla Vista killings. He claims to have talked with both Harper-Mercer and Rodger on Reddit and 4chan and believes that he was part of a "beta uprising", also posting a message on 4chan about his intention the day before his attack."*

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>>>>*"Anonymous originated in 2003 on the imageboard 4chan representing the concept of many online and offline community users simultaneously existing as an anarchic, digitized global brain. Anonymous members (known as Anons or QAnons) can be distinguished in public by the wearing of Guy Fawkes masks in the style portrayed in the graphic novel and film V for Vendetta. However, this may not always be the case as some of the collective prefer to instead cover their face without using the well-known mask as a disguise. Some anons also opt to mask their voices through voice changers or text-to-speech programs."*

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>>>>*"On January 19, 2012, the U.S. Department of Justice shut down the file-sharing site Megaupload on allegations of copyright infringement. Anons responded with a wave of DDoS attacks on U.S. government and copyright organizations, shutting down the sites for the RIAA, MPAA, Broadcast Music, Inc., and the FBI."*

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>>>>*"In the wake of the fatal police shooting of unarmed African-American Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri, "Operation Ferguson"—a hacktivist organization that claimed to be associated with Anonymous—organized cyberprotests against police, setting up a website and a Twitter account to do so. The group promised that if any protesters were harassed or harmed, they would attack the city's servers and computers, taking them offline. City officials said that e-mail systems were targeted and phones died, while the Internet crashed at the City Hall."*

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>>>>*"In March 2016, Anonymous was reported to have declared war on Donald Trump. However, the "Anonymous Official" YouTube channel released a video denouncing #OpTrump as an operation that "goes against everything Anonymous stands for" in reference to censorship and added "we are for everyone letting their voices be heard, even, if the person at hand ... is a monster.""*

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>>>>*"In late 2017, QAnon, a pro-Trump group claiming to be the "real" Anonymous, first emerged on 4chan. In response, anti-Trump members of Anonymous warned that QAnon was stealing the collective's branding."*

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>>>>*"Since 2009, dozens of people have been arrested for involvement in Anonymous cyberattacks, in countries including the U.S., UK, Australia, the Netherlands, Spain, and Turkey. Anons generally protest these prosecutions and describe these individuals as martyrs to the movement. The July 2011 arrest of LulzSec member Topiary became a particular rallying point, leading to a widespread "Free Topiary" movement."*

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>>>>*"QAnon is a disproven and discredited far-right conspiracy theory alleging that a cabal of Satan-worshipping cannibalistic pedophiles is running a global child sex-trafficking ring and plotting against U.S. president Donald Trump, who is fighting the cabal. QAnon also commonly asserts that Trump is planning a day of reckoning known as the "Storm", when thousands of members of the cabal will be arrested. The conspiracy claim is entirely fictitious. QAnon supporters have accused many liberal Hollywood actors, Democratic politicians, and high-ranking government officials of being members of the cabal. They have also claimed that Trump feigned conspiracy with Russians to enlist Robert Mueller to join him in exposing the sex trafficking ring and preventing a coup d'état by Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and George Soros. The QAnon conspiracy theories have been amplified by Russian state-backed troll accounts on social media, as well as Russian state-backed traditional media."*

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>>>>*"Although preceded by similar viral conspiracy theories such as Pizzagate,[23][24] which has since become part of QAnon, the conspiracy theory began with an October 2017 post on the anonymous imageboard 4chan by "Q", who was presumably an American individual;[25] it is now more likely that "Q" has become a group of people acting under the same name. A stylometric analysis of Q posts claims to have uncovered that at least two people wrote as "Q" in different periods. Q claimed to be a high-level government official with Q clearance, who has access to classified information involving the Trump administration and its opponents in the United States. NBC News reported that three people took the original Q post and spread it across multiple media platforms to build an Internet following for profit. QAnon was preceded by several similar anonymous 4chan posters, such as FBIAnon, HLIAnon (High-Level Insider), CIAAnon, and WH Insider Anon. Although American in origin, there is now a considerable QAnon movement outside of the United States, particularly in Europe."*

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>>>>*"QAnon adherents began appearing at Trump reelection campaign rallies in August 2018. Bill Mitchell, a broadcaster who has promoted QAnon, attended a White House "social media summit" in July 2019. QAnon believers commonly tag their social media posts with the hashtag #WWG1WGA, signifying the motto "Where We Go One, We Go All". At an August 2019 rally, a man warming up the crowd used the QAnon motto, later denying that it was a QAnon reference. This occurred hours after the FBI published a report calling QAnon a potential source of domestic terrorism—the first time the agency had so rated a fringe conspiracy theory. According to analysis by Media Matters for America, as of October 2020, Trump had amplified QAnon messaging at least 265 times by retweeting or mentioning 152 Twitter accounts affiliated with QAnon, sometimes multiple times a day. QAnon followers came to refer to Trump as "Q+""*

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>>>>*"The number of QAnon adherents is unclear as of October 2020, but the group maintains a large online following. In June 2020, Q exhorted followers to take a "digital soldiers oath", and many did, using the Twitter hashtag #TakeTheOath.[42] In July 2020, Twitter banned thousands of QAnon-affiliated accounts and changed its algorithms to reduce the conspiracy theory's spread.[43] A Facebook internal analysis reported in August found millions of followers across thousands of groups and pages; Facebook acted later that month to remove and restrict QAnon activity,[44][45] and in October it said it would ban the conspiracy theory from its platform altogether. Followers had also migrated to dedicated message boards such as EndChan and 8chan (now rebranded as "8kun"), where they organized to wage information warfare in an attempt to influence the 2020 United States presidential election.[47] Following Trump's loss to Joe Biden in the election, QAnon beliefs became a part of attempts to overturn the results and Trump's loss, culminating in the storming of the United States Capitol, leading to a further crackdown on QAnon-affiliated content on social media."*

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>>>>*"Anonymous is a decentralized international activist/hacktivist collective/movement that is widely known for its various cyber attacks against several governments, government institutions and government agencies, corporations, and the Church of Scientology."*

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>>>>*"Project Chanology (also called Operation Chanology) was a protest movement against the practices of the Church of Scientology by members of Anonymous, a leaderless Internet-based group. The project was started in response to the Church of Scientology's attempts to remove material from a highly publicized interview with Scientologist Tom Cruise from the Internet in January 2008."*

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>>>>*"The project was publicly launched in the form of a video posted to YouTube, "Message to Scientology", on January 21, 2008. The video states that Anonymous views Scientology's actions as Internet censorship, and asserts the group's intent to "expel the church from the Internet". This was followed by distributed denial-of-service attacks (DDoS), and soon after, black faxes, prank calls, and other measures intended to disrupt the Church of Scientology's operations. In February 2008, the focus of the protest shifted to legal methods, including nonviolent protests and an attempt to get the Internal Revenue Service to investigate the Church of Scientology's tax-exempt status in the United States."*

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>>>>*"Reactions from the Church of Scientology regarding the protesters' actions have varied. Initially, one spokesperson stated that members of the group "have got some wrong information" about Scientology. Another referred to the group as a group of "computer geeks". Later, the Church of Scientology started referring to Anonymous as "cyberterrorists" perpetrating "religious hate crimes" against the church."*

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>>>>*"Members of Project Chanology say their main goal is "to enlighten the Church of Scientology (CoS) by any means necessary.""*

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>>>>*"Project Chanology began its campaign by organizing and delivering a series of denial-of-service attacks against Scientology websites and flooding Scientology centers with prank calls and black faxes. The group was successful in taking down local and global Scientology websites intermittently from January 18, 2008 until at least January 25, 2008."*

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>>>>*"Protesters in Boston, Los Angeles, Pittsburgh, Toronto, Edinburgh, London, and other cities worldwide, wore Guy Fawkes masks modeled after the 2005 film V for Vendetta. Guy Fawkes was an English Catholic executed for a 1605 attempt to destroy the House of Lords. In V for Vendetta, a rebel against a near-future fascist regime uses the mask in his public appearances and distributes many of its copies to the population to enable mass protests."*

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>>>>*"According to The Washington Post, "the site's users have managed to pull off some of the highest-profile collective actions in the history of the Internet."*

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>>>>*"Users of 4chan and other websites "raided" Hal Turner by launching DDoS attacks and prank calling his phone-in radio show during December 2006 and January 2007. The attacks caused Turner's website to go offline. This cost thousands of dollars of bandwidth bills according to Turner. In response, Turner sued 4chan, 7chan, and other websites; however, he lost his plea for an injunction and failed to receive letters from the court."*

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>>>>*"KTTV Fox 11 aired a report on Anonymous, calling them a group of "hackers on steroids", "domestic terrorists", and collectively an "Internet hate machine" on July 26, 2007.[137] Slashdot founder Rob Malda posted a comment made by another Slashdot user, Miang, stating that the story focused mainly on users of "4chan, 7chan and 420chan". Miang claimed that the report "seems to confuse /b/ raids and motivational poster templates with a genuine threat to the American public", arguing that the "unrelated" footage of a van exploding shown in the report was to "equate anonymous posting with domestic terror"."*

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>>>>*"In May 2009, members of the site attacked YouTube, posting pornographic videos on the site. A 4chan member acknowledged being part of the attack, telling BBC News that it was in response to YouTube "deleting music"."*

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>>>>*"On October 18, 2006, the Department of Homeland Security warned National Football League officials in Miami, New York City, Atlanta, Seattle, Houston, Oakland, and Cleveland about a possible threat involving the simultaneous use of dirty bombs at stadiums. The threat claimed that the attack would be carried out on October 22, the final day of the Muslim holy month of Ramadan."*

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>>>>*"On November 29, 2010, Ali Saad, a 19-year-old, was arrested and had his home raided by the FBI for posting child pornography and death threats on 4chan. Ali had first visited 4chan "a week before [the FBI raid] happened". He admitted to downloading about 25 child pornography images from 4chan."*

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>>>>*"Collin Campbell, a U.S. Navy Machinist's Mate, was arrested in February 2011 after a fellow seaman found child pornography on his iPhone that he downloaded entirely from 4chan."*

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>>>>*"In January 2011, Matthew Riskin Bean, a 20-year-old man from New Jersey, was sentenced to 45 days in prison for cyberbullying on 4chan."*

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>>>>*"According to court documents filed on November 5, 2014, there were images posted to 4chan that appeared to be of a murder victim. The body was discovered in Port Orchard, Washington, after the images were posted. The posts were accompanied by the text: "Turns out it's way harder to strangle someone to death than it looks on the movies." A later post said: "Check the news for Port Orchard, Washington, in a few hours. Her son will be home from school soon. He'll find her, then call the cops. I just wanted to share the pics before they find me." The victim was Amber Lynn Coplin, aged 30. The suspect, 33-year-old David Michael Kalac, surrendered to police in Oregon later the same day; he was charged with second-degree murder involving domestic violence. Kalac was convicted in April 2017 and was sentenced to 82 years in prison the following month."*

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>>>>*"On July 14, 2019, 17-year-old Bianca Devins was murdered by 21-year-old Brandon Clark of Utica, New York after the two went to a concert together. The suspect took pictures of the victim's bloodied deceased body and posted it to Discord and his own Instagram page. The photos were widely shared on Instagram and other sites, particularly on 4chan where many users mocked and celebrated her death, saying she deserved it and praising the killer while depicting Devins as a manipulative young woman. Devins had developed a small following online and was a 4chan user herself."*

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>>>>*"Although preceded by similar viral conspiracy theories such as Pizzagate,[23][24] which has since become part of QAnon, the conspiracy theory began with an October 2017 post on the anonymous imageboard 4chan by "Q", who was presumably an American individual;[25] it is now more likely that "Q" has become a group of people acting under the same name.[26][27] A stylometric analysis of Q posts claims to have uncovered that at least two people wrote as "Q" in different periods.[28][29] Q claimed to be a high-level government official with Q clearance, who has access to classified information involving the Trump administration and its opponents in the United States.[30] NBC News reported that three people took the original Q post and spread it across multiple media platforms to build an Internet following for profit. QAnon was preceded by several similar anonymous 4chan posters, such as FBIAnon, HLIAnon (High-Level Insider), CIAAnon, and WH Insider Anon.[31] Although American in origin, there is now a considerable QAnon movement outside of the United States, particularly in Europe."*

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Those are just a few highlights of what the Wiki has to say about the Chan Movement and why so many users on Twitch and Twitter tac the word "chan" to the end of their username.


If you want to read the full aticle to find out all the horrors of this horrendouse group of terrorists, here is the link:


* **[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan)**

* **[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Chanology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Chanology)**

* **[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QAnon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QAnon)**


As of this discovery a new policy is now in place on my channel.. all mods are to **IMMEDIATLY BAN** any one and everyone they see with the word "Chan" at the end of their name, wither that user has ever visited my channel or not.


I want my mods to take ANY user they see on ANY channel ANYWHERE on Twitch to just ban those usernames from my channel as soon as they see them.


#From today forwards ALL USERNAMES ending in "Chan" are to be banned on sight.


#I do not want any member of this terrorist orgination near my channel.


#The Chans are horrible people and I want nothing to do with any of them.


#Anyone found to be a supporter of ANY Chan is to be banned from my channel, even if they do not have "Chan" at the end of their username.


On a side note... do you remember in June 2016 when a group of crazy protestors showed up in my driveway chanting that my family was "Satan worshiping pedophile cannibals of the Scottish Mafia"? Well, it says on that Wiki:


>>>>*"QAnon is a disproven and discredited far-right conspiracy theory alleging that a cabal of Satan-worshipping cannibalistic pedophiles is running a global child sex-trafficking ring and plotting against U.S. president Donald Trump, who is fighting the cabal."*

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Does that me those people in my driveway that day were QAnon members?


Scary... that group included 2 Mormon Bishops, the Old Orchard Beach Town Manager, several motel owners from Old Orchard Beach, an excavation owner in Old Orchard Beach, and 2 Old Orchard Beach Town councillors... uhm... does that mean Old Orchard Beach is infested with QAnon members?


I think I am finally starting to understand the weird accusations that get tossed at me and my family... like being called "Scottish Mafia" when we are not, and being called a "BDSM Dominatrix" when I am not, and being called a "Satan Worshiper" when I am not, or being called "pedophiles' or "cannibals" when we are not.


I never understood these accusations or what the possible source could have been, but I had never heard of QAnon until 2 days ago when Twitter announced they banned 70,000 QAnon members off Twitter, following the terrorist attack in Washington D.C. earlier this week. 


The Tweet my mod was referencing, was a Tweet where I asked "What is QAnon? I never heard of it before."


Okay, so now understand WHERE they got the accusations from, they apparently say those things about everyone. But the question still stands: Why me? Why my family? Why my Twitch channel? How did I become a target for members of such bizarre, psychotically deraged terroist group? 


Also... it says QAnon started in October 2017... but those people who were in my yard, the first time they showed up was April 10, 2015, and they arrived again May 14, 2015, June 12, 2015, September 12, 2015, and each time they showed up the group was bigger. They continued to show up throughout 2016.


Each group was lead by a masked man who always kept his face hidden. The group members called him "Mark" and "Mark Who Needs No Last Name"... he was a tiny elderly man about 5'9" very skinny, and had unkept white hair. He always arrived driving a backhoe, which is the same backhoe that drove over my house August 8, 2013. He was the one seen shooting at me and my family in several livestreams. He was prone to showing up while I was livestreaming... I think he used my livestream schedual to determine if I was home, and I also think he was trying to "get his 15 minutes of fame" because he was always trying to get himself and his rifales on my webcams.


All of it was recorded via those livestreams *(yes, this is why several Witcher 3 VODs are not available for you to watch... it's the ones with the terrorist attacks on my family in them.)*, and all the video footage forwarded to local police, who in turn forwarded it to the FBI, and the FBI assigned Agent Andy Drewer to the case June 26, 2016.


All of that was a full 2 years before the October 2017 date in that article.



As of this discovery a new policy is now in place on my channel.. all mods are to **IMMEDIATLY BAN** any one and everyone they see with the word "Chan" at the end of their name, wither that user has ever visited my channel or not.


I want my mods to take ANY user they see on ANY channel ANYWHERE on Twitch to just ban those usernames from my channel as soon as they see them.

#From today forwards ALL USERNAMES ending in "Chan" are to be banned on sight.

#I do not want any member of this terrorist organization near my channel.

#The Chans are horrible people and I want nothing to do with any of them.

#Anyone found to be a supporter of ANY Chan is to be banned from my channel, even if they do not have "Chan" at the end of their username.


#UPDATED to answer this question:

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*How is it you have never heard of 4chan or QAnon? I thought you were a dark webber? Everyone always talks about how you know all the darkest deepest sites on the internet. 4chan is like the biggest dark web website ever.*

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Uhm... WHO exactly says I know dark web websites and what exactly is a dark webber?

I've been on the internet since 1996, but I build websites, I don't visit websites. In my 25 years on the internet I've probably visited fewer than 100 websites total, if that many. In fact, I can list off the top of my head websites I visit and use:

* Amazon

* Blogger/BlogSpot (as a blog writer, I don't read blogs by others)

* Deviantart (as a blog writer, I don't read/view content by others)

* eBay

* FaceBook

* FanFiction.Net (not visited since 2011)

* LinkedIn (as a blog writer, I don't read blogs by others)

* LiveJournal (as a blog writer, I don't read blogs by others)

* MySpace

* Nexus

* Pinterest


* SoapBox

* Squidoo (ceased to exist 2013)

* Twitch

* Twitter

* WordPress (as a blog writer, I don't read blogs by others)

* YouTube

* Zazzle

Wow... not only didn't reach 100, I didn't even reach 20.

I find it rather laughable that you or ANY ONE would think of me as someone who knows "dark web" web sites.

When exactly do you think I have time to browse the internet to even look for any website at all?

I work 80 to 120 hour weeks. 

I publish 4 novels a year, dozens of short stories a month, 2 to 3 non-fiction articles every day, paint on canvas with acrylic art for **[new merch products](https://www.zazzle.com/store/eelkat)** weekly, write for 12 blogs, and a manage/edit/write for 200 websites **[like this one](https://www.eelkat.com/)** which I built from the ground up and am the ONLY person managing/editing/writing for... AND I'm a retail merchandiser for HallMark travelling hundreds of miles a week to set up displays at WalMarts, CVS, Post Offices, WalGreens, and Khols all over New England. On top of all of that I make YouTube videos AND stream on Twitch.

So, explain to me WHEN you think it is that I have any free time for browsing the internet? 

I don't know who told you I was a "dark webber" or that I would know anything about "dark web" web sites, but, honey... check their username... did it say "Chan" at the end of their name? Yeah... THEY are a "dark webber" who visits "dark web" websites, not me, as can be clearly seen by them putting "Chan" at the end of their username.

You might want to reconsider where you get your information about me, who you get your information about me from, and fact check the source of the information you get about me.



If you could recommend I watch one VOD that best represented your channel, which would it be?

This one....




The Princess Bride predicting Covid-19?

Avallac'h's a Good Tutor?
Of What? How to Better Bed Kings?


EXTREME SPOILER WARNING!

Please be aware that nearly every page on this website contains spoilers to something. I talk about a lot of fandoms, and go into great detail analyzing them when I do. If I am talking about The Witcher series, InuYasha, Disney Ducks, the Quaraun series, or any other fandom, you WILL encounter spoilers about it. 

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I've been receiving requests to make public the random generators I use to create the characters, place settings, and objects found within my stories. I will be doing that as I get time, and linking to them on this page. Writing java codes for websites is a spare time hobby of mine that I've been doing since 1997, and as a result I have HUNDREDS of these random generators. It's gonna take ages to get them all here, but I'll try to get as many up as quickly as possible for you guys to use in your story writing. I have so much going on in my life, that it's hard to find time between everything else to update this site (yes, I am writing this whole site by hand from the ground up, out of handwritten javascript, that's why it takes so long to get each page up.) I will try to get a couple of new generators added to this list each month. Hopefully I can get them all up with in the next year or two. I've got them all listed here, and as each one gets added, I'll add the link to it here.

Character Creators

Elves

Faerie Cats

Faeries

Fantasy Characters

Gnomes

Horror Characters

Magic Users

Monster Porn Couples

Monster Porn Couples: Fantasy Edition

Paranormal Romance Couples

Prostitutes

Questionable Villains

Vampires

Character Flavors

Motivations

Opinions

Superstitions

Vendor Calls

Story Titles

B-Movies

Captured By Faeries Style

Quaraun The Insane Style

Splork and The ___ Style

Twighlight Manor Style

Twisted Tales Style

 Food

Breakfast

Brunch

Dinner

Fantasy Meals

Food Truck Menus

Ice Cream Parlor Treats

Insane Ice Cream Sundeas

Junk Food

Lunch

Mac&Cheese Mixer

Medieval Meals

Questionable Tavern Food

Sea Side Resort Concession Foods

Supper

Fashions

Eccentric

Historical

Science Fiction

Around The Town

Historic Sites

Landmarks

Market Stalls

Shops

Taverns & Inns

Things To Do

Tourist Attractions  

Vendor Calls

Setting Creators

Haunted Houses

Places: Fantasy

Places: Horror

Places: Lost cities

Rooms

Ruins

Taverns

Candy

These are the candy generators I use for BoomFuzzy's candy store in the Quaraun series.

Candy: Box of Chocolates

Candy: Fruity Loops

Candy: Magical

Candy: Naughty

Candy: Wacky

Drinks

Fancy Drinks

Magical Drinks

Milk Shakes

Naughty Sounding Drinks

Questionable Tavern Drinks

Soda Fountain Drinks

Transportation

Animals

Cars

Food Trucks

Pirate Ships

Star Ships

Magic Items

Altars

Charms

Clothes

Idols & Statues

Jewelry

Phylactery

Portals

Potions: Evil

Potions: General

Spell Scrolls

Animals

Familiars

Pets

Wildlife

Writing Challenge

Action/Adventure

Bizarro

Dares

Fantasy

General

Gothic Romance

Historical Romance

Horror

Monster Porn

Paranormal Romance

Romance

Science Fiction

Steam Punk

Urban Fantasy

Westerns

Word Sprints

Action/Adventure

Bizarro

Fantasy

General

Gothic Romance

Historical Romance

Horror

Monster Porn

Paranormal Romance

Romance

Science Fiction

Steam Punk

Urban Fantasy

Westerns

Story Starters

Action/Adventure

Bizarro

Fantasy

General

Gothic Romance

Historical Romance

Horror

Monster Porn

Paranormal Romance

Romance

Science Fiction

Steam Punk

Urban Fantasy

Westerns

Writing Prompts

Action/Adventure

Bizarro

Fantasy

General

Gothic Romance

Historical Romance

Horror

Monster Porn

Paranormal Romance

Romance

Science Fiction

Steam Punk

Urban Fantasy

Westerns

Books Written Using These Generators:

Want to read stories I have created using this random generator? Check out The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane





Quaraun The Insane
The Twighlight Manor Series Prequel
Bizarro Dark Fantasy Serial

If the book has an "About" page, then clicking the cover image will take you to it, where you can see the book cover full size. If clicking the cover doesn't do anything, the page isn't up yet, but will be soon.

With more then 100 volumes in the series, The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane features a wide range of some pretty awesome fantasy art. Here's a gallery to showcase them...

*At the moment these are just static images. I will be adding to this site, "About the Book" pages for each separate volume in the series. As those pages go up, I will turn the corresponding image here, into a link to that page, where you'll be able to see the book cover image full size.

The books are not shown in series order here. If you want to know which order the books should be read in, please see the chart on THIS PAGE.

This is probably the most massive project I have ever taken on.  In all more then a dozen different artists were involved in making the art for these books.

As you may or may not be aware, this is the first time I have published a series with cover art. Since the 1970s I have never used cover art on my books. Most of my stories were published in magazines, chapbooks, and anthologies, so no need for covers.  Stories that were stand-alone-chapbooks always just had blank pictureless covers with only the title printed on the covers.

This is also the first time a series of mine is being released as e-book before print. Normally my books go print first and MAYBE go to ebook. I've rarely released any of my stories as ebooks. So, there are a lot of new things happening for me with the Quaraun series.

I absolutely LOVE the cover art. I want to send out a great big THANK YOU to all the artists, they did an amazing job. I just want hug everyone of them. These pictures are so beautiful. I love them.

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QUESTION: How many stories are there in the series?

ANSWER: I have never counted. 

Each of the finished stories will be at least 25,000 words long and up to 75,000 words long in some instances, with the majority of the stories being at 50k to 90k words in length. 

Some are over 100k, a few are over 200k, and at least 1 (Summoner of Darkness) passed 300k

Yes! That DOES mean the Quaraun series is NOT a short story serial, nor is it a novella serial. Each book in the Quaraun series is a full length novel.

Before the serial started publication, I had received several reader questions asking if this was a series of short stories or a series of novellas. It is neither.  These are novels. (The reason folks were asking is because, I am have been a short story writer since 1978 and they were confused when I announced this series back in 2011. They did not expect me to switch to longer stories.)

As you probably have figured out by now, this is a spin-off of The Twighlight Manor series, which was my longest running serial to date, running  monthly & bi-monthly releases from 1978 to 1997 and 4 annual releases from 1997 to 2015. Most of the TMStories ranged from 3,000 to 7,500 words each. The Twighlight Manor series is now in its 37th year ans still going.

The Quaraun series is a prequel to The TMSeries.

Like the TMSeries, the Quaraun series is written in an "open ended soap opera" style. Meaning there is no end planned, and the Quaraun series could conceivably, run for 30 or more years in exactly the same way the TMSeries has done.

So, how many books will there be in the Quaraun series? The answer is unknown. At MINIMUM is will contain at least 130 volumes, but there are more then 300 plots already started. Below is an alphabetical list of the work-in-progress stories and their current working titles. As each title is published, I will change it to a link:


a

Abducted By The Frost Giant 

*Adamantine Door, The

*Admiral Cometa: Tales of The Black Tower ~oO0~

*Alchemist And the Curse of The Muldjewangk, The

Alien Sorcerer Of The Glass Battlement

All Devouring Bunny Of The Afterlife: Tales of the Black Tower

*All My Sins Remembered

Ancestral Omen Breaker Of The Elf Eater Clan

*And The Frigid North Wind Howled

Angry Bishop Of Forgotten Lusts, The

Angry Vampire and The Moon Elf, The

Apple, The

Aquatic Island of Flame

Aquatic Labyrinth Of The Conqueror, The

Artificially-Created Jewel Thief, The

Artistic Sewer-Dwelling Wizard, The

*As Pitiless As The Sun

Astrological Eruption of Pudding

Astonishing House of Cabbage

*Attack Of The Silver Salamander, The


b

*Baby For The Necromancer, A

Balance Of Terror

Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler

Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler Strike Three

Battle of Ongadada , The ~oO0~

Battlefield Of The Lich Queen

*Battlefield Of The Witch Queen

BatWing: Tales of the Black Tower ~oO0~

*Bear's Ceremony of Water and Charisma

*Beast From The Deep Beyond 

Beautiful Daydream of The Mind Controlling Viking

*Beautiful Shimmering Glow In The Dark Wraith, The

Behind Closed Doors  ~oO0~

*The Bejewelled Lich

Beneath The Wizard's Tower

The Best Night Ever

Bewitched By The Witch Doctor 

Black Hammer Of Illusions

The Black Market Leprechaun and the Pendant of The Vampire 

*The Black Tower ~oO0~

Blasphemous Sacrament of the Golden Decree

The Bleeding Catacombs of The Dragon Monkey 

The Blessed Catacomb Of The Bloodstained Ghosts

The Blood Stained Poison Of The Pink Frog ~oO0~

The Blood Star Ruby ~oO0~

*Bloodstained Asylum Of Terror

Bloodstained Crypt Of Mysteries

Bloodstained Pit Of Souls

The Bloodstained Scythe The Of The Wraith

*The Bloody Embrace Of The Thullid

The Blue Box of Flesh Eating Snails 

*The Blue Eyed Demon Of The Enchanted Racetrack (a rewrite of 'Ice Storm 98 aka Wvoodell's Tragedy') ~oO0~

*The Bone Of The Wicked Ghost

*BoomFuzzy

BoomFuzzy’s Boomfudgy Banana Ultra Crème Chocolates

BoomFuzzy's  Candy Shop Of Doom

BoomFuzzy’s  Chocolate Coated Demons

BoomFuzzy’s Chocolate Covered Apricots

BoomFuzzy’s Demon Trees

*BoomFuzzy's Unicorn

Boots Of The Cursed Ones

Burning Cloister Of Ice

c

*Captain Quirk And The Pirate Ship Rent-A-Prize

Captivated By The Shape Shifting Elf Eating Mega Rats 

Captured By The Cultist 

Captured By The Glittering Elf King 

*Captured By The Mournful Snow Elf 

Captured By Quaraun The Insane

Captured By The Spring Cleaning Wild King 

Castle Of Forbidden Sorcery

Castle Of The Ghouls

Catacomb Of Flame

The Catacomb Of The Shipwrecks

Catacomb Of The Arch-Mage

The Cathedral Of Guummaell

*The Cats of Space Dock 13  ~oO0~

Caught in the Blizzard's Wake

*Cave Of Nightmares

*Cave Of The Cannibal King

The Cave Of Leu'tege

Celestial Marsh Of Illusions

The Chalice Of Love

Chamber Of Shadows

The Charming Marquessa

The Charming Prince of The Flying Castle 

*The Chihuahua Of The Sacred Mountain

Chocolate Kelpie, The

Chocolate Pudding and Pink Penguins ~oO0~

Cinnamon Bun of The Unicorn 

*City Of The Screaming Statues, The

Claws Of Dutusu, The

Compassionate Snake's Conjuration of Power

Conjurer’s Room, The

Conquered By The Faerie Cat

Cotton Candy Alchemist, The

Cotton Candy Clouds

Crag Of The Drowned

Crazy Days At Turtle Island

Crazy Dog's Captive

Creamy Garlic Pasta For The Elf Eating Destruction

Crooked Knives, The

Crowns Of Xyiustr, The

*Crystal Cave of Time and Necromancy~oO0~

Crystal Colosseum of the Deceiver

Crystal Empire, The

*Crystal Palace Of Mount Demontooth, The ~oO0~

Crystal Plague, The ~oO0~

Cult of the White Queen, The  ~oO0~

*Curse of the Di'Jin, The

Curse of Suicide Island, The ~oO0~

Curse of The Blood Star Ruby, The ~oO0~

The Curse Of The Muldjewangk

*Curse of the Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch, The

*Cursed Marsh Of the Ancestor Demon

*The Cursed Ship Of Ghouls

Cursed Zone

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Damned Ceremony of the Milk Entity

Dancing With The Church Grim 

*Dark Desire of The Crazed Fluffy, The

Dark Desire of The Nefarious Forest, The

Dark Monstrosities of The Ghostly Leprechaun, The 

*Dathirar The Oni

*Daughter Of Vengeance

Day Of Judgement

Day Of Wrath

Dazzling Cape of The Magnificent Fuzzy-Wuzzy, The

Dazzling Gnome of the Royal Creame Frosting of Gold, The 

Dazzling Razzbury, The  ~oO0~

Death Dell Farm

Death Of A Thousand Hungers, The

*Demon Chest Of Gibedon The Great, The

*Demon Tree Of The Aquatic Garden, The

Demonic Divination of the Blasphemous Nomads, The

Demonic Pigeons From Hell

Demonic Ritual of the Heavenly Undertaker, The

Depraved Curse, The 

Desecrated Grotto Of The Wraiths, The

The Diontite Cats of Planet Ptarmagin  ~oO0~

Discover The Amazing Power of  Macaroni And Cheese!

Dr. Dameon ~oO0~

Dog Demon Sugar Daddy, The 

Door Of Unarilur, The

*Dread Chant of the Fanboys

The Dread Curse Of The Dancing Dodos

Dreams Of Lichdom

Drowned Lich, The

*Drowned Maze Of Frozen Terror

Dungeon of Bloodstained Screams, The 

Dwarf's Apocalypse, The

e

*Eating Butterflies And Pooping Rainbows

Ecrodon King of Planet Flame, The 

*Elf Eating Candy Maker, The

Elf Killer and His Fabulous Song Writing Blue Box, The

Elf Who Walked Through Time, The

Enchanted Moon King, The 

Enchanted Slave Master of The Crazed Big Bad Boogie Monster, The 

Ensnared Souls  

Enslaved By The Blood Thirsty Sequined Ice Wizard 

Enslaved By The Opal Astronomer 

Enslaved By The Yodeling Cannibal 

Errand Of Mercy

Escape  ~oO0~

*Eternal Ghost's Evocation Of Death, The

Ethereal Sphere of Cotton Candy

*Evening of The Aquatic Elder

*Evening With The Orange Wizard 

Ever-changing Pits of Insanity

*Evening of The Wonderful Cheddar and Broccoli Rice Casserole

*Everyday Use of Advanced Necromancies

*Evocation Of The Thirteen Wraiths Of Torture

Evocation Of The Unholy King

Extra-Dimensional Crystal of The Frost Merfolk, The 

Eye Of The Controller, The

Eyes Of Iunteptu, The


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Fallen Fortress Of The Wraiths

Far Island of the Demons

*FarDarrig Of Secrets, The

Fascination And Terror

*Fate Of The Psychedelic Invisible Gnome

*Feared School Of The Lake People, The

Fiendish King's Ritual Of Misery

Fiery Grimoire Of The Wraith

Fiery Halls of the Arch-Mage

Fishmonger Of Death

Five Bones Of Biusoictii, the

Five Hexes of Flesh Absorption

*Five Pillars Of Xel'lidutul, The

*Flaming Footprints of The Hallucinating Lich 

The Flaming Footprints of The Eye Catching Dog Demon

The Flaming Planet ~oO0~

Flaming Ritual Of The Hummus Devil

The Flesh-Eating Castle Of The Crazed Murderers  ~oO0~

Flesh Eating Mansion Of Wickedness (The Twighlight Manor – Quaraun Father Of King Vielder)  ~oO0~

The Fluffernutter Fudge King of Wonderful Things

For The Love Of Vampires

*Forbidden Island Of The Lich Queen

The Forbidden Prison of the Cursed Murderers

*The Forest of Macaroni and Cheese Trees

*The Forest of No Return

Forest Of The Vampire Lord (Twighlight Forest)  ~oO0~

Forgotten Carnival Of The Cannibal Entities ~oO0~

Forgotten Tomb Of The Cannibals

Fortress Of The Undead

Friends Are Forever: Volume 1 of The Twighlight Manor Series  ~oO0~

The Frozen Kelpie and the Boots of The Demonic Ones 

Fuzzy-Wuzzy Wizard of the Selkie of Ebony

g

Ghilie Dhu of The Moon

The Ghilie Dhu of A Thousand Tortures 

Ghostly Calling of the Corrupt Wyrm

Ghostly Tower Of Spirits

*Ghoul Spawn The Crazed And The Rose Garden Of The Pink Necromancer

Ghoul Spawn and The Rainbow Wand

Ghoul Spawn's Army of Flying Fish

The Ghoulish Hoodoo Rootworker

Giilachala The Thullid

The Gleaming Hot Pants of The Pirate Frog King

The Glowing Jelly Cube of The Bloody Phooka 

The Golden Palace ~oO0~

Grandma's Desserts

The Grave of The Blood Sucking Gremlin 

The Great Crystonite War  ~oO0~

The Greedy Forest Dwelling Illusionist

*The Green Jelly Cube Of Death

The Grimoire Of Radiant Ditiui

Grimoire Of The Benevolent Wizards

The Green Serpent and The Cult of the Lansquin  ~oO0~

h

The Happy Dappy MerMan and The Big Bird of Love 

The Haunted Box Of BoomFuzzy's Chocolates

*The Haunted House of The Mind Controlling Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch

*Haunted Oubliette, Blessed Madness

The Haunted Salamander of the Green Hat of Horror 

Heart Of The Mutant

Hidden Tunnel Of Unspeakable Terrors

*The Hoary Sphinx Of Chniteler

*The Horrid Cliff Of Faxechroi

*The House of Hags

How To Have The Best Sex Of Your Life

i

The Illegitimate Escaped Slave Of The The Haunted House Of Glittering Gems 

The Immortal Book of Immortality

Imprisoned by the Angry Teddy Bears

Imprisoned By The Glow In The Dark Elf 

Imprisoned By The Hallucinating Elf Hunter 

In Dragon Swamp

In Love With Quaraun The Insane

In Search Of The Perfect Frosting

*In Search Of The Pink Frog

In The Dungeon With The Leprechaun

In The Dungeon With The WereWolf 

*In The Gorgon's Garden

In The Land Of Purple Ponies And Pink Unicorns

Inescapable Woods Of The Deceiver

The Insane Sea Slug of The Freaky Vampire King 

Intelligent Lords' Spell of Dexterity

*Into The Labyrinth Of Death: Tales of the Black Tower

Into The Mushroom Forest  ~oO0~

Into The Swamp Of Death

Into The Underground

Is There No Truth In Beauty?

The Island Of The Scallywags

It's Never Okay To Take Candy From Strangers

j

*The Jiggler and the G-String Teddy Bears

The Jolly Glow In The Dark Ring

*The Journey Begins

Jungle of Terrible Runes

Just Serpent's Conjuration of Hatefulness

k

The Kaleidoscopic Demon 

*Kelim And The Necromancer

*The Key Of Moumegoc

The Kimono of The Glittering Dark Elf 

*King Gwallmaiic: The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley

*King Vielder's Reign of Terror  ~oO0~

l

The Labyrinth of The Dancing Dodos

Labyrinth Of Eternal Madness

*The Last Katopa

The Legend of the Infinite Cannibal Goddesses

The Legendary Circle

The Legendary Dragon Of Suffering

The Legendary Evocation Of The Faceless Demon

*The Lich Lord's Fuzzy Wuzzy Arch Mage

Like The World On A Turtle's Back

The Lonely Kelpie

*Look Before You Sleep

The Loony Barbarian and His Wicked Warlock 

Love: How to Find It, Keep It, and Know It's Real

*Lost In A Space That Isn't There

Lost in The Forest of The Castle Troll 

Lost in The Swamp of The Bat Beast 

Lost in The Swamp of The Singing Black Shuck 

*Lover of The Butler Prostitute

*The Luminous Singing Sea Slug

Lynxiana  ~oO0~

m

The Magic Nun Of Agony And Eminence

The Magic Of The Pink Frog

*The Malachite Prostitute

*The Malignant Candy Maker and The Labyrinth of Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies

Marsh Of The Vampire Lord

Masters of Ecstasy

Mated To The Goblin King

Merfolk Of Flesh Eating Snails

The Metropolis Of The Five Entities

*Mirror, Mirror

Miss Citten The Eel Kat  ~oO0~

*The Moon Elf Sorceress

The Morning of The Mind Controlling Moon 

Morning With The Vampire 

My Life as an Explorer

*My Two Favourite People

*The Myth Of The Mollusk

n

Nectar Of The Gods

The Nefarious Cloud Palace

The Night of the Blue Monkey ~oO0~

The Night of The Dazzling Salamander 

The Night Of The Screaming Unicorn

*Night With The Magical Moonlight Mumbler 

Nightmare Disjunction

o

*The Obsessive Royal Wizard

*The Obsidian Idol Of The Elf Eater Of Pepper Valley

Ocean Of Fear

The Ocean of The Lustful Golden Beetle Bug 

Of Apples And Apricots

*Of Eels And Cats ~oO0~

The One Night Stand That Turns Into Something More

The Opal Faerie

The Opal Sword

The Oracle Of Silver Dust

Ossuary Of The Barbarian King

*The Ossuary Of Insanity

The Ossuary Of The Fuzzy Wuzzy Poison

Oubliette Of Insanity

*The Owl of Death


p

The Palace Of The Ice Wizards

The Path Of The Ten Thousand Hateful Serpents

The Pendant Of Fa'tumaelu

The Phantom Of The Forgotten Coward

*The Phooka of A Thousand Deaths

Pink Fish and Invisible Unicorns

The Pink Frog And The Teeny Blue Zebra ~oO0~

*The Pink Palace

*Pippiyata and The Path Of The Stars

Pippiyata's Baby

Piranhas  ~oO0~

*The Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch 

The Pit Of Xysos

The Plaza Of Illusions

*The Poisoned MerMan of the Castle of Singing Sea Slugs

Prismatic Invocation of Steak Sauce

Prismatic Ritual of the Pudding Devil

Punished By The Garlic Bread King 

The Purple BigFoot Clan

The Purple Dragon

The Pyramids Of The Di'Jin

q

Quaraun and The Beanstalk

Quaraun And The Vampire 

*Quaraun And The Wizard Of Dreams

The Quiet Imp's Saloon

r

Ratzi ~oO0~

The Red Dragon Massacre  ~oO0~

The Reptilian Prince Of Devils

The Resplendent Viking of the Whore House of Loneliness

The Return Of Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy And The Jiggler

*The Return Of The Silver Salamander

*The Return To Fire Mountain

The Rise of The Happy Lustful Goal 

The Rise of the Silver Arrow  ~oO0~

Rogue Bug Barony

A Rose Among The Ashes

The Ruby Hummingbird (rewrite of 'Blackbird's History: The Ruby Throated Humming Bird')   ~oO0~

The Ruins Of The Elf Eating Illusionist 

The Ruins of The Holy Relic 

s

Sacrament of the Sinful Fiends of Madness

The Screaming Staff Of The Occultist

The Secret Church Grim Of The MoonSnail

*The Secret Curse Of The Hellish Soap

Seduced By The Serial Killing Tavern Keeper 

The Sequined G-String of Death 

The Sequined G-String of The Purple Unicorn

The Serial Killing Monolith of Terror

*Shadowed Transfiguration Of The Wild Messiahs

Shackled By The Kaleidoscopic Necromancer 

Shanghaied By The Tavern Keeper 

The Shape Shifting Servant of The Butler Teddy Bear 

Shipwreck of the VISION-D8

*The Shrieking Demon's Deadly Zombie

The Silver Coach ~oO0~

The Singing Dagger 

The Singing Salamander and the Ruby Ring

Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God

The Six Grimoires Of Wiolciumll

*The Six Parts Of The Amulet Of Wonder

*The Skeletal System of The Troll: New Speculations

Slave Ship  ~oO0~

The Slayer Of The Triple Moon Dragon

Sly Animal's Exorcism of Generosity

The Snow Covered Bone Of The Grounds Keeper

Snow Monster Mountain 

Some Incidents In The Life Of Vampires

Song of The Bleeding Mutant

The Song of The Blood Sucking Glowing Fungus 

The Song of The Glow In The Dark Horseradish Sauce 

*The Sorcerer's Tower Of Cake

The Sorcerous Wizard Of Knowledge

*The Soul Stealing Lord Of Demons

Spiggan ~oO0~

Spring With The Faerie 

Stranger in the Forest

Strangled By Quaraun The Insane

Summer Of The Wizard Killer

*The Summoner Of Darkness

The Supernatural Skullcracker

Swamp Of Fear

Swamp Of Insanity

The Swamp Of The Mushroom Loving Merfolk 

t

A Tale Of A Box Of Candy

Taken By The Brackish Water Mermen

Taken By The River Dwelling Selkie 

A Taste Of Armageddon

*The Temple Of The Orchid

The Terrible Fortress Of Suffering

The Terrible Queen

The Terrific Dungeon Master of the Mushroom Gravy of Darkness

*The Things That We Cannot Change

The Thousand Books By The Egotistical Villain 

*The Ties That Bind Us

The Ties That Blind Us

The Time-Travelling Manipulator Of Ghosts

The Torture Chamber Of Quaraun The Insane   ~oO0~

*The Tower of the Shape Shifting Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies

The Truth About Unicorns

The Twisted Tower Of Wraiths

Trapped By The Blood Thirsty Dark Elf 

Trapped By The Jolly Snow Elf 

Tomorrow Is Yesterday

Tower Of Terror: Tales of the Black Tower

*Tower of The Shape Shifting Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies: Tales of the Black Tower

The Trapped Phooka

Tricked By The Flesh Eating Merfolk

u

Unexpected Dissimilarities in the Social Hierarchies of the Tarasque and the Phoenix

*The Unforgettable Cloudfall

The Unholy Haunted House and The Lich Cloud Palace King 

The Unicorn, The Necromancer, and The Light Blue Rubber Ball of The Bubblegum Pink Splork of Happiness

The Unicorn Wraith Pirate Party 

v

Vampires In Miniature

The Vampire Leprechaun Of Fire Mountain

*The Vampires Of Ttesnagatte Island

The Vampiric Slave Driver

The Venomous Beast Of The Marvellous FarDarrig

The Village of The Gleaming Gloves 

The Villainous Chant of the Unjust Haunts

VISION-D8 ~oO0~

The Voice of the Shaman

*The Vulgar Alchemist's Inn

w

*The Wall Of Ymustu-neme

*When Eels Attack

When You Were Older

White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane ~oO0~

*Who Killed Quaraun The Insane?

The Wicked Chocolate Maker

Wicked Desires of The Aristocrat 

*Wild Ghosts' Ritual of the Vortex

The Wild Mushroom and Rice Dinner of The Mournful Mage

The Wild Mystic And The Mysterious Mage

Win Free Sex

Wind, Sand, and Stars

The Winter of The Grandiose Oracle 

The Wishful Elf Hunter

The Witch's Garden

The Wonderful Wizard of The Wicked Magical Moonlight 

Wishful Common Folk, The

The Wood Elves Occupation

Wood Elves Vampires

*Woodlands Of The Ghoul Lord

The World Beneath

*The Wrath of the Pink Necromancer

Wreath Of Roses, The

Written For The Pleasure Of Sexy Wood Elves

x

y

A Year With The Shape Shifting Scribe

*Yellow Squishy Pink Tentacloid Thing

You Can't Hide From the Dead

You'll Never Survive The Night

z

*Zebulon's Captive

The Zestful Medication of The Warlock Tailor 

Zinnias For Quaraun

The Zombie Dungeon of The Vampire Eating Albino

ZooLock The Great

Zxosak The Thullid

*Cover Art completed for this title

~oO0~ Twighlight Manor series 35th anniversary rewrite of the original

As I said, these are working titles, so the titles may change by the time the story itself is published.

All of the titles listed above, already have a "short story" plot written out. Each of these varies from 1,000 to 3,000 words. 130 of them are already expanded to 5,000 to 7,000 words.

It takes me about 3 weeks to take each 5k short story/plot and rewrite it into a 50k novel. Editing takes about a week. Formatting, takes about an hour. Thus each book takes about a month to complete. The series is planned to have monthly releases from September 2014 and at least until September 2023. Yes, it is going to take 9 years for this project to be completed.

As of today (March 7, 2015)  there are 349 covers commissioned with at least that many stories planned, 130 stories with a of minimum 5k long plots outlined, 21 volumes are mostly written and at 25,000 to 40,000 words each (thus nearing completion). There are 7 others at 45,000 to 55,000 words each and currently in the final stages of editing/formatting/etc. Three volumes are currently published. The first 10 volumes should be published by May 2015, possibly sooner.

At last count there were 349 stories total planned for the full run of this (and likely more to be added). The covers for those 349 stories have already been commissioned, about half of the covers are now finished. I will continue to upload those as they become available. Getting these covers made for a series of this scale is no small feat; a team of more then a dozen cover artists have come together for this project. {{{Big hugs to the team of wonderful artists working on this project! Your artwork is amazing! I loves them!}}}

The planning for this project started in summer of 2011. I spent 2012 creating the characters, setting, creatures, character backstories, cross referencing with The Twighlight Manor series. Spent 2013 writing up the outlines for the original 130 stories planned, and had planned to start releasing this in January 2014. Unfortunately, several health issues side tracked the whole project when I spent 5 months bedridden due to a back, hip, and knee injury and then several more months relearning to walk. The back injury left me unable to move my arms during those 5 months, and thus I was unable to type/write from November 2013 until May 2014 (which means I was on a sick leave from writing - and everything else - for a total of 10 months, from November 2013 til August 2014.)

I wasn't able to start writing again until August 2014, but it's slow going now. I've limited movement now, sitting, standing, and walking are all major tasks while my injuries continue to heal, and I was rushed back into the hospital November 14, 2014, and then again for surgery December 2, 2014, and was without the use of my arm until December 27, 2014 and only limited use after that and am still in and out of the hospital, now in March 2015.

So, because my health is roller coaster ride ride now, and I'm having to work around doctors and hospitals, the first few issues of the series will not seeing regular releases. Oh well. I am slowly recovering, so, hopefully those health interruptions are coming to an end soon and I'll be back on this project full time. At this point releases will be irregular at least until August 2015, after which they should, hopefully, be monthly as planned.

This is by far the biggest (and most expensive - this will be the first time I've done a series with professional cover art; I usually do my own cover art) project I have ever undertaken. Because these are novels and not short stories, this series dwarfs the Twighlight Manor series with it's 237 volumes, as those were mostly short stories.

Right now you guys are watching the early stages of this thing as it unfolds. Thank you for all your love and support as we get this project up and running.

{{{lots of hugs, love, and kisses - for all of you reading this}}}







Older Editions and Discontinued Covers:
(Cover Art From The Original Chap Books, Short Stories, and Novellas 1997 - 2012 era)










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What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
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~Love & Kisses From EelKat











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