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FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?
Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.
Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.
Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.
This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.
And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!
{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!
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I've been receiving requests to make public the random generators I use to create the characters, place settings, and objects found within my stories. I will be doing that as I get time, and linking to them on this page. Writing java codes for websites is a spare time hobby of mine that I've been doing since 1997, and as a result I have HUNDREDS of these random generators. It's gonna take ages to get them all here, but I'll try to get as many up as quickly as possible for you guys to use in your story writing. I have so much going on in my life, that it's hard to find time between everything else to update this site (yes, I am writing this whole site by hand from the ground up, out of handwritten javascript, that's why it takes so long to get each page up.) I will try to get a couple of new generators added to this list each month. Hopefully I can get them all up with in the next year or two. I've got them all listed here, and as each one gets added, I'll add the link to it here.
Character Creators
Elves Faerie Cats Faeries Gnomes Horror Characters Magic Users Monster Porn Couples Monster Porn Couples: Fantasy Edition Paranormal Romance Couples Prostitutes Questionable Villains Vampires Story Titles
B-Movies Twighlight Manor Style Twisted Tales Style FoodBreakfast Brunch Dinner Fantasy Meals Food Truck Menus Ice Cream Parlor Treats Insane Ice Cream Sundeas Junk Food Lunch Mac&Cheese Mixer Medieval Meals Questionable Tavern Food Sea Side Resort Concession Foods Supper FashionsEccentric Historical Science Fiction Around The TownHistoric Sites Landmarks Market Stalls Shops Taverns & Inns Things To Do Tourist Attractions |
Setting Creators
Haunted Houses Places: Fantasy Places: Horror Places: Lost cities Rooms Ruins Taverns CandyThese are the candy generators I use for BoomFuzzy's candy store in the Quaraun series. Candy: Box of Chocolates Candy: Fruity Loops Candy: Magical Candy: Naughty Candy: Wacky DrinksFancy Drinks Magical Drinks Milk Shakes Naughty Sounding Drinks Questionable Tavern Drinks Soda Fountain Drinks TransportationAnimals Cars Food Trucks Pirate Ships Star Ships Magic Items
Altars Charms Clothes Idols & Statues Jewelry Phylactery Portals Potions: Evil Potions: General Spell Scrolls AnimalsFamiliars Pets Wildlife |
Writing Challenge
Action/Adventure Bizarro Fantasy General Gothic Romance Historical Romance Horror Monster Porn Paranormal Romance Romance Science Fiction Steam Punk Urban Fantasy Westerns |
Word SprintsAction/Adventure Bizarro Fantasy General Gothic Romance Historical Romance Horror Monster Porn Paranormal Romance Romance Science Fiction Steam Punk Urban Fantasy Westerns |
Story Starters
Action/Adventure Bizarro Fantasy General Gothic Romance Historical Romance Horror Monster Porn Paranormal Romance Romance Science Fiction Steam Punk Urban Fantasy Westerns |
Writing Prompts
Action/Adventure Fantasy General Gothic Romance Historical Romance Horror Monster Porn Paranormal Romance Romance Science Fiction Steam Punk Urban Fantasy Westerns |
Books Written Using These Generators:
Want to read stories I have created using this random generator? Check out The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane
Quaraun The Insane
The Twighlight Manor Series Prequel
Bizarro Dark Fantasy Serial
If the book has an "About" page, then clicking the cover image will take you to it, where you can see the book cover full size. If clicking the cover doesn't do anything, the page isn't up yet, but will be soon.
With more then 100 volumes in the series, The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane features a wide range of some pretty awesome fantasy art. Here's a gallery to showcase them...
*At the moment these are just static images. I will be adding to this site, "About the Book" pages for each separate volume in the series. As those pages go up, I will turn the corresponding image here, into a link to that page, where you'll be able to see the book cover image full size.
The books are not shown in series order here. If you want to know which order the books should be read in, please see the chart on THIS PAGE.
This is probably the most massive project I have ever taken on. In all more then a dozen different artists were involved in making the art for these books.
As you may or may not be aware, this is the first time I have published a series with cover art. Since the 1970s I have never used cover art on my books. Most of my stories were published in magazines, chapbooks, and anthologies, so no need for covers. Stories that were stand-alone-chapbooks always just had blank pictureless covers with only the title printed on the covers.
This is also the first time a series of mine is being released as e-book before print. Normally my books go print first and MAYBE go to ebook. I've rarely released any of my stories as ebooks. So, there are a lot of new things happening for me with the Quaraun series.
I absolutely LOVE the cover art. I want to send out a great big THANK YOU to all the artists, they did an amazing job. I just want hug everyone of them. These pictures are so beautiful. I love them.
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QUESTION: How many stories are there in the series?
ANSWER: I have never counted.
Each of the finished stories will be at least 25,000 words long and up to 75,000 words long in some instances, with the majority of the stories being at 50k to 90k words in length.
Some are over 100k, a few are over 200k, and at least 1 (Summoner of Darkness) passed 300k
Yes! That DOES mean the Quaraun series is NOT a short story serial, nor is it a novella serial. Each book in the Quaraun series is a full length novel.
Before the serial started publication, I had received several reader questions asking if this was a series of short stories or a series of novellas. It is neither. These are novels. (The reason folks were asking is because, I am have been a short story writer since 1978 and they were confused when I announced this series back in 2011. They did not expect me to switch to longer stories.)
As you probably have figured out by now, this is a spin-off of The Twighlight Manor series, which was my longest running serial to date, running monthly & bi-monthly releases from 1978 to 1997 and 4 annual releases from 1997 to 2015. Most of the TMStories ranged from 3,000 to 7,500 words each. The Twighlight Manor series is now in its 37th year ans still going.
The Quaraun series is a prequel to The TMSeries.
Like the TMSeries, the Quaraun series is written in an "open ended soap opera" style. Meaning there is no end planned, and the Quaraun series could conceivably, run for 30 or more years in exactly the same way the TMSeries has done.
So, how many books will there be in the Quaraun series? The answer is unknown. At MINIMUM is will contain at least 130 volumes, but there are more then 300 plots already started. Below is an alphabetical list of the work-in-progress stories and their current working titles. As each title is published, I will change it to a link:
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Abducted By The Frost Giant
*Adamantine Door, The
*Admiral Cometa: Tales of The Black Tower ~oO0~
*Alchemist And the Curse of The Muldjewangk, The
Alien Sorcerer Of The Glass Battlement
All Devouring Bunny Of The Afterlife: Tales of the Black Tower
*All My Sins Remembered
Ancestral Omen Breaker Of The Elf Eater Clan
*And The Frigid North Wind Howled
Angry Bishop Of Forgotten Lusts, The
Angry Vampire and The Moon Elf, The
Apple, The
Aquatic Island of Flame
Aquatic Labyrinth Of The Conqueror, The
Artificially-Created Jewel Thief, The
Artistic Sewer-Dwelling Wizard, The
*As Pitiless As The Sun
Astrological Eruption of Pudding
Astonishing House of Cabbage
*Attack Of The Silver Salamander, The
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*Baby For The Necromancer, A
Balance Of Terror
Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler
Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler Strike Three
Battle of Ongadada , The ~oO0~
Battlefield Of The Lich Queen
*Battlefield Of The Witch Queen
BatWing: Tales of the Black Tower ~oO0~
*Bear's Ceremony of Water and Charisma
*Beast From The Deep Beyond
Beautiful Daydream of The Mind Controlling Viking
*Beautiful Shimmering Glow In The Dark Wraith, The
Behind Closed Doors ~oO0~
*The Bejewelled Lich
Beneath The Wizard's Tower
The Best Night Ever
Bewitched By The Witch Doctor
Black Hammer Of Illusions
The Black Market Leprechaun and the Pendant of The Vampire
*The Black Tower ~oO0~
Blasphemous Sacrament of the Golden Decree
The Bleeding Catacombs of The Dragon Monkey
The Blessed Catacomb Of The Bloodstained Ghosts
The Blood Stained Poison Of The Pink Frog ~oO0~
The Blood Star Ruby ~oO0~
*Bloodstained Asylum Of Terror
Bloodstained Crypt Of Mysteries
Bloodstained Pit Of Souls
The Bloodstained Scythe The Of The Wraith
*The Bloody Embrace Of The Thullid
The Blue Box of Flesh Eating Snails
*The Blue Eyed Demon Of The Enchanted Racetrack (a rewrite of 'Ice Storm 98 aka Wvoodell's Tragedy') ~oO0~
*The Bone Of The Wicked Ghost
*BoomFuzzy
BoomFuzzy’s Boomfudgy Banana Ultra Crème Chocolates
BoomFuzzy's Candy Shop Of Doom
BoomFuzzy’s Chocolate Coated Demons
BoomFuzzy’s Chocolate Covered Apricots
BoomFuzzy’s Demon Trees
*BoomFuzzy's Unicorn
Boots Of The Cursed Ones
Burning Cloister Of Ice
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*Captain Quirk And The Pirate Ship Rent-A-Prize
Captivated By The Shape Shifting Elf Eating Mega Rats
Captured By The Cultist
Captured By The Glittering Elf King
*Captured By The Mournful Snow Elf
Captured By Quaraun The Insane
Captured By The Spring Cleaning Wild King
Castle Of Forbidden Sorcery
Castle Of The Ghouls
Catacomb Of Flame
The Catacomb Of The Shipwrecks
Catacomb Of The Arch-Mage
The Cathedral Of Guummaell
*The Cats of Space Dock 13 ~oO0~
Caught in the Blizzard's Wake
*Cave Of Nightmares
*Cave Of The Cannibal King
The Cave Of Leu'tege
Celestial Marsh Of Illusions
The Chalice Of Love
Chamber Of Shadows
The Charming Marquessa
The Charming Prince of The Flying Castle
*The Chihuahua Of The Sacred Mountain
Chocolate Kelpie, The
Chocolate Pudding and Pink Penguins ~oO0~
Cinnamon Bun of The Unicorn
*City Of The Screaming Statues, The
Claws Of Dutusu, The
Compassionate Snake's Conjuration of Power
Conjurer’s Room, The
Conquered By The Faerie Cat
Cotton Candy Alchemist, The
Cotton Candy Clouds
Crag Of The Drowned
Crazy Days At Turtle Island
Crazy Dog's Captive
Creamy Garlic Pasta For The Elf Eating Destruction
Crooked Knives, The
Crowns Of Xyiustr, The
*Crystal Cave of Time and Necromancy~oO0~
Crystal Colosseum of the Deceiver
Crystal Empire, The
*Crystal Palace Of Mount Demontooth, The ~oO0~
Crystal Plague, The ~oO0~
Cult of the White Queen, The ~oO0~
*Curse of the Di'Jin, The
Curse of Suicide Island, The ~oO0~
Curse of The Blood Star Ruby, The ~oO0~
The Curse Of The Muldjewangk
*Curse of the Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch, The
*Cursed Marsh Of the Ancestor Demon
*The Cursed Ship Of Ghouls
Cursed Zone
d
Damned Ceremony of the Milk Entity
Dancing With The Church Grim
*Dark Desire of The Crazed Fluffy, The
Dark Desire of The Nefarious Forest, The
Dark Monstrosities of The Ghostly Leprechaun, The
*Dathirar The Oni
*Daughter Of Vengeance
Day Of Judgement
Day Of Wrath
Dazzling Cape of The Magnificent Fuzzy-Wuzzy, The
Dazzling Gnome of the Royal Creame Frosting of Gold, The
Dazzling Razzbury, The ~oO0~
Death Dell Farm
Death Of A Thousand Hungers, The
*Demon Chest Of Gibedon The Great, The
*Demon Tree Of The Aquatic Garden, The
Demonic Divination of the Blasphemous Nomads, The
Demonic Pigeons From Hell
Demonic Ritual of the Heavenly Undertaker, The
Depraved Curse, The
Desecrated Grotto Of The Wraiths, The
The Diontite Cats of Planet Ptarmagin ~oO0~
Discover The Amazing Power of Macaroni And Cheese!
Dr. Dameon ~oO0~
Dog Demon Sugar Daddy, The
Door Of Unarilur, The
*Dread Chant of the Fanboys
The Dread Curse Of The Dancing Dodos
Dreams Of Lichdom
Drowned Lich, The
*Drowned Maze Of Frozen Terror
Dungeon of Bloodstained Screams, The
Dwarf's Apocalypse, The
e
*Eating Butterflies And Pooping Rainbows
Ecrodon King of Planet Flame, The
*Elf Eating Candy Maker, The
Elf Killer and His Fabulous Song Writing Blue Box, The
Elf Who Walked Through Time, The
Enchanted Moon King, The
Enchanted Slave Master of The Crazed Big Bad Boogie Monster, The
Ensnared Souls
Enslaved By The Blood Thirsty Sequined Ice Wizard
Enslaved By The Opal Astronomer
Enslaved By The Yodeling Cannibal
Errand Of Mercy
Escape ~oO0~
*Eternal Ghost's Evocation Of Death, The
Ethereal Sphere of Cotton Candy
*Evening of The Aquatic Elder
*Evening With The Orange Wizard
Ever-changing Pits of Insanity
*Evening of The Wonderful Cheddar and Broccoli Rice Casserole
*Everyday Use of Advanced Necromancies
*Evocation Of The Thirteen Wraiths Of Torture
Evocation Of The Unholy King
Extra-Dimensional Crystal of The Frost Merfolk, The
Eye Of The Controller, The
Eyes Of Iunteptu, The
f
Fallen Fortress Of The Wraiths
Far Island of the Demons
*FarDarrig Of Secrets, The
Fascination And Terror
*Fate Of The Psychedelic Invisible Gnome
*Feared School Of The Lake People, The
Fiendish King's Ritual Of Misery
Fiery Grimoire Of The Wraith
Fiery Halls of the Arch-Mage
Fishmonger Of Death
Five Bones Of Biusoictii, the
Five Hexes of Flesh Absorption
*Five Pillars Of Xel'lidutul, The
*Flaming Footprints of The Hallucinating Lich
The Flaming Footprints of The Eye Catching Dog Demon
The Flaming Planet ~oO0~
Flaming Ritual Of The Hummus Devil
The Flesh-Eating Castle Of The Crazed Murderers ~oO0~
Flesh Eating Mansion Of Wickedness (The Twighlight Manor – Quaraun Father Of King Vielder) ~oO0~
The Fluffernutter Fudge King of Wonderful Things
For The Love Of Vampires
*Forbidden Island Of The Lich Queen
The Forbidden Prison of the Cursed Murderers
*The Forest of Macaroni and Cheese Trees
*The Forest of No Return
Forest Of The Vampire Lord (Twighlight Forest) ~oO0~
Forgotten Carnival Of The Cannibal Entities ~oO0~
Forgotten Tomb Of The Cannibals
Fortress Of The Undead
Friends Are Forever: Volume 1 of The Twighlight Manor Series ~oO0~
The Frozen Kelpie and the Boots of The Demonic Ones
Fuzzy-Wuzzy Wizard of the Selkie of Ebony
g
Ghilie Dhu of The Moon
The Ghilie Dhu of A Thousand Tortures
Ghostly Calling of the Corrupt Wyrm
Ghostly Tower Of Spirits
*Ghoul Spawn The Crazed And The Rose Garden Of The Pink Necromancer
Ghoul Spawn and The Rainbow Wand
Ghoul Spawn's Army of Flying Fish
The Ghoulish Hoodoo Rootworker
Giilachala The Thullid
The Gleaming Hot Pants of The Pirate Frog King
The Glowing Jelly Cube of The Bloody Phooka
The Golden Palace ~oO0~
Grandma's Desserts
The Grave of The Blood Sucking Gremlin
The Great Crystonite War ~oO0~
The Greedy Forest Dwelling Illusionist
*The Green Jelly Cube Of Death
The Grimoire Of Radiant Ditiui
Grimoire Of The Benevolent Wizards
The Green Serpent and The Cult of the Lansquin ~oO0~
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The Happy Dappy MerMan and The Big Bird of Love
The Haunted Box Of BoomFuzzy's Chocolates
*The Haunted House of The Mind Controlling Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch
*Haunted Oubliette, Blessed Madness
The Haunted Salamander of the Green Hat of Horror
Heart Of The Mutant
Hidden Tunnel Of Unspeakable Terrors
*The Hoary Sphinx Of Chniteler
*The Horrid Cliff Of Faxechroi
*The House of Hags
How To Have The Best Sex Of Your Life
i
The Illegitimate Escaped Slave Of The The Haunted House Of Glittering Gems
The Immortal Book of Immortality
Imprisoned by the Angry Teddy Bears
Imprisoned By The Glow In The Dark Elf
Imprisoned By The Hallucinating Elf Hunter
In Dragon Swamp
In Love With Quaraun The Insane
In Search Of The Perfect Frosting
*In Search Of The Pink Frog
In The Dungeon With The Leprechaun
In The Dungeon With The WereWolf
*In The Gorgon's Garden
In The Land Of Purple Ponies And Pink Unicorns
Inescapable Woods Of The Deceiver
The Insane Sea Slug of The Freaky Vampire King
Intelligent Lords' Spell of Dexterity
*Into The Labyrinth Of Death: Tales of the Black Tower
Into The Mushroom Forest ~oO0~
Into The Underground
Is There No Truth In Beauty?
The Island Of The Scallywags
It's Never Okay To Take Candy From Strangers
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*The Jiggler and the G-String Teddy Bears
The Jolly Glow In The Dark Ring
*The Journey Begins
Jungle of Terrible Runes
Just Serpent's Conjuration of Hatefulness
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The Kaleidoscopic Demon
*Kelim And The Necromancer
*The Key Of Moumegoc
The Kimono of The Glittering Dark Elf
*King Gwallmaiic: The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley
*King Vielder's Reign of Terror ~oO0~
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The Labyrinth of The Dancing Dodos
Labyrinth Of Eternal Madness
*The Last Katopa
The Legend of the Infinite Cannibal Goddesses
The Legendary Circle
The Legendary Dragon Of Suffering
The Legendary Evocation Of The Faceless Demon
*The Lich Lord's Fuzzy Wuzzy Arch Mage
Like The World On A Turtle's Back
The Lonely Kelpie
*Look Before You Sleep
The Loony Barbarian and His Wicked Warlock
Love: How to Find It, Keep It, and Know It's Real
*Lost In A Space That Isn't There
Lost in The Forest of The Castle Troll
Lost in The Swamp of The Bat Beast
Lost in The Swamp of The Singing Black Shuck
*Lover of The Butler Prostitute
*The Luminous Singing Sea Slug
Lynxiana ~oO0~
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The Magic Nun Of Agony And Eminence
The Magic Of The Pink Frog
*The Malachite Prostitute
*The Malignant Candy Maker and The Labyrinth of Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies
Marsh Of The Vampire Lord
Masters of Ecstasy
Mated To The Goblin King
Merfolk Of Flesh Eating Snails
The Metropolis Of The Five Entities
*Mirror, Mirror
Miss Citten The Eel Kat ~oO0~
*The Moon Elf Sorceress
The Morning of The Mind Controlling Moon
Morning With The Vampire
My Life as an Explorer
*My Two Favourite People
*The Myth Of The Mollusk
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Nectar Of The Gods
The Nefarious Cloud Palace
The Night of the Blue Monkey ~oO0~
The Night of The Dazzling Salamander
* The Night Of The Screaming Unicorn
*Night With The Magical Moonlight Mumbler
Nightmare Disjunction
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*The Obsessive Royal Wizard
*The Obsidian Idol Of The Elf Eater Of Pepper Valley
Ocean Of Fear
The Ocean of The Lustful Golden Beetle Bug
Of Apples And Apricots
*Of Eels And Cats ~oO0~
The One Night Stand That Turns Into Something More
The Opal Faerie
The Opal Sword
The Oracle Of Silver Dust
Ossuary Of The Barbarian King
*The Ossuary Of Insanity
The Ossuary Of The Fuzzy Wuzzy Poison
Oubliette Of Insanity
*The Owl of Death
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The Palace Of The Ice Wizards
The Path Of The Ten Thousand Hateful Serpents
The Pendant Of Fa'tumaelu
The Phantom Of The Forgotten Coward
*The Phooka of A Thousand Deaths
Pink Fish and Invisible Unicorns
The Pink Frog And The Teeny Blue Zebra ~oO0~
*The Pink Palace
*Pippiyata and The Path Of The Stars
Pippiyata's Baby
Piranhas ~oO0~
*The Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch
The Pit Of Xysos
The Plaza Of Illusions
*The Poisoned MerMan of the Castle of Singing Sea Slugs
Prismatic Invocation of Steak Sauce
Prismatic Ritual of the Pudding Devil
Punished By The Garlic Bread King
The Purple BigFoot Clan
The Purple Dragon
The Pyramids Of The Di'Jin
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Quaraun and The Beanstalk
Quaraun And The Vampire
*Quaraun And The Wizard Of Dreams
The Quiet Imp's Saloon
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Ratzi ~oO0~
The Red Dragon Massacre ~oO0~
The Reptilian Prince Of Devils
The Resplendent Viking of the Whore House of Loneliness
The Return Of Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy And The Jiggler
*The Return Of The Silver Salamander
*The Return To Fire Mountain
The Rise of The Happy Lustful Goal
The Rise of the Silver Arrow ~oO0~
Rogue Bug Barony
A Rose Among The Ashes
The Ruby Hummingbird (rewrite of 'Blackbird's History: The Ruby Throated Humming Bird') ~oO0~
The Ruins Of The Elf Eating Illusionist
The Ruins of The Holy Relic
s
Sacrament of the Sinful Fiends of Madness
The Screaming Staff Of The Occultist
The Secret Church Grim Of The MoonSnail
*The Secret Curse Of The Hellish Soap
Seduced By The Serial Killing Tavern Keeper
The Sequined G-String of Death
The Sequined G-String of The Purple Unicorn
The Serial Killing Monolith of Terror
*Shadowed Transfiguration Of The Wild Messiahs
Shackled By The Kaleidoscopic Necromancer
Shanghaied By The Tavern Keeper
The Shape Shifting Servant of The Butler Teddy Bear
Shipwreck of the VISION-D8
*The Shrieking Demon's Deadly Zombie
The Silver Coach ~oO0~
The Singing Dagger
The Singing Salamander and the Ruby Ring
Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God
The Six Grimoires Of Wiolciumll
*The Six Parts Of The Amulet Of Wonder
*The Skeletal System of The Troll: New Speculations
Slave Ship ~oO0~
The Slayer Of The Triple Moon Dragon
Sly Animal's Exorcism of Generosity
The Snow Covered Bone Of The Grounds Keeper
Snow Monster Mountain
Some Incidents In The Life Of Vampires
Song of The Bleeding Mutant
The Song of The Blood Sucking Glowing Fungus
The Song of The Glow In The Dark Horseradish Sauce
*The Sorcerer's Tower Of Cake
The Sorcerous Wizard Of Knowledge
*The Soul Stealing Lord Of Demons
Spiggan ~oO0~
Spring With The Faerie
Stranger in the Forest
Strangled By Quaraun The Insane
Summer Of The Wizard Killer
*The Summoner Of Darkness
The Supernatural Skullcracker
Swamp Of Fear
Swamp Of Insanity
The Swamp Of The Mushroom Loving Merfolk
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A Tale Of A Box Of Candy
Taken By The Brackish Water Mermen
Taken By The River Dwelling Selkie
A Taste Of Armageddon
*The Temple Of The Orchid
The Terrible Fortress Of Suffering
The Terrible Queen
The Terrific Dungeon Master of the Mushroom Gravy of Darkness
*The Things That We Cannot Change
The Thousand Books By The Egotistical Villain
*The Ties That Bind Us
The Ties That Blind Us
The Time-Travelling Manipulator Of Ghosts
The Torture Chamber Of Quaraun The Insane ~oO0~
*The Tower of the Shape Shifting Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies
The Truth About Unicorns
The Twisted Tower Of Wraiths
Trapped By The Blood Thirsty Dark Elf
Trapped By The Jolly Snow Elf
Tomorrow Is Yesterday
Tower Of Terror: Tales of the Black Tower
*Tower of The Shape Shifting Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies: Tales of the Black Tower
The Trapped Phooka
Tricked By The Flesh Eating Merfolk
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Unexpected Dissimilarities in the Social Hierarchies of the Tarasque and the Phoenix
*The Unforgettable Cloudfall
The Unholy Haunted House and The Lich Cloud Palace King
The Unicorn, The Necromancer, and The Light Blue Rubber Ball of The Bubblegum Pink Splork of Happiness
The Unicorn Wraith Pirate Party
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Vampires In Miniature
* The Vampire Leprechaun Of Fire Mountain
*The Vampires Of Ttesnagatte Island
The Vampiric Slave Driver
The Venomous Beast Of The Marvellous FarDarrig
The Village of The Gleaming Gloves
The Villainous Chant of the Unjust Haunts
VISION-D8 ~oO0~
The Voice of the Shaman
*The Vulgar Alchemist's Inn
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*The Wall Of Ymustu-neme
*When Eels Attack
When You Were Older
White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane ~oO0~
*Who Killed Quaraun The Insane?
The Wicked Chocolate Maker
Wicked Desires of The Aristocrat
*Wild Ghosts' Ritual of the Vortex
The Wild Mushroom and Rice Dinner of The Mournful Mage
The Wild Mystic And The Mysterious Mage
Win Free Sex
Wind, Sand, and Stars
The Winter of The Grandiose Oracle
The Wishful Elf Hunter
The Witch's Garden
The Wonderful Wizard of The Wicked Magical Moonlight
Wishful Common Folk, The
The Wood Elves Occupation
Wood Elves Vampires
*Woodlands Of The Ghoul Lord
The World Beneath
*The Wrath of the Pink Necromancer
Wreath Of Roses, The
Written For The Pleasure Of Sexy Wood Elves
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A Year With The Shape Shifting Scribe
*Yellow Squishy Pink Tentacloid Thing
You Can't Hide From the Dead
You'll Never Survive The Night
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*Zebulon's Captive
The Zestful Medication of The Warlock Tailor
Zinnias For Quaraun
The Zombie Dungeon of The Vampire Eating Albino
ZooLock The Great
Zxosak The Thullid
*Cover Art completed for this title
~oO0~ Twighlight Manor series 35th anniversary rewrite of the original
As I said, these are working titles, so the titles may change by the time the story itself is published.
All of the titles listed above, already have a "short story" plot written out. Each of these varies from 1,000 to 3,000 words. 130 of them are already expanded to 5,000 to 7,000 words.
It takes me about 3 weeks to take each 5k short story/plot and rewrite it into a 50k novel. Editing takes about a week. Formatting, takes about an hour. Thus each book takes about a month to complete. The series is planned to have monthly releases from September 2014 and at least until September 2023. Yes, it is going to take 9 years for this project to be completed.
As of today (March 7, 2015) there are 349 covers commissioned with at least that many stories planned, 130 stories with a of minimum 5k long plots outlined, 21 volumes are mostly written and at 25,000 to 40,000 words each (thus nearing completion). There are 7 others at 45,000 to 55,000 words each and currently in the final stages of editing/formatting/etc. Three volumes are currently published. The first 10 volumes should be published by May 2015, possibly sooner.
At last count there were 349 stories total planned for the full run of this (and likely more to be added). The covers for those 349 stories have already been commissioned, about half of the covers are now finished. I will continue to upload those as they become available. Getting these covers made for a series of this scale is no small feat; a team of more then a dozen cover artists have come together for this project. {{{Big hugs to the team of wonderful artists working on this project! Your artwork is amazing! I loves them!}}}
The planning for this project started in summer of 2011. I spent 2012 creating the characters, setting, creatures, character backstories, cross referencing with The Twighlight Manor series. Spent 2013 writing up the outlines for the original 130 stories planned, and had planned to start releasing this in January 2014. Unfortunately, several health issues side tracked the whole project when I spent 5 months bedridden due to a back, hip, and knee injury and then several more months relearning to walk. The back injury left me unable to move my arms during those 5 months, and thus I was unable to type/write from November 2013 until May 2014 (which means I was on a sick leave from writing - and everything else - for a total of 10 months, from November 2013 til August 2014.)
I wasn't able to start writing again until August 2014, but it's slow going now. I've limited movement now, sitting, standing, and walking are all major tasks while my injuries continue to heal, and I was rushed back into the hospital November 14, 2014, and then again for surgery December 2, 2014, and was without the use of my arm until December 27, 2014 and only limited use after that and am still in and out of the hospital, now in March 2015.
So, because my health is roller coaster ride ride now, and I'm having to work around doctors and hospitals, the first few issues of the series will not seeing regular releases. Oh well. I am slowly recovering, so, hopefully those health interruptions are coming to an end soon and I'll be back on this project full time. At this point releases will be irregular at least until August 2015, after which they should, hopefully, be monthly as planned.
This is by far the biggest (and most expensive - this will be the first time I've done a series with professional cover art; I usually do my own cover art) project I have ever undertaken. Because these are novels and not short stories, this series dwarfs the Twighlight Manor series with it's 237 volumes, as those were mostly short stories.
Right now you guys are watching the early stages of this thing as it unfolds. Thank you for all your love and support as we get this project up and running.
{{{lots of hugs, love, and kisses - for all of you reading this}}}
Older Editions and Discontinued Covers:
(Cover Art From The Original Chap Books, Short Stories, and Novellas 1997 - 2012 era)
What do you want to become?
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, strive to be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!
~Love & Kisses From EelKat
The Space Dock 13 WebRing
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If you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death. If you haven't got a child to lose, it will be a brother or sister or parents or spouse or whomever you love the most, and that you should know it was this curse which you brought upon yourself that killed them, they will die on exactly the 7 year anniversary of the very first time, you mocked the death of my child.Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.
Are you an evil man?
Are you sure you're not?
How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?
Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.
Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?
What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?
Did you know...
October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.
August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.
November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.
November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.
Are you proud of what you have done?
Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.
~EelKat
If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
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