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I've been receiving requests to make public the random generators I use to create the characters, place settings, and objects found within my stories. I will be doing that as I get time, and linking to them on this page. Writing java codes for websites is a spare time hobby of mine that I've been doing since 1997, and as a result I have HUNDREDS of these random generators. It's gonna take ages to get them all here, but I'll try to get as many up as quickly as possible for you guys to use in your story writing. I have so much going on in my life, that it's hard to find time between everything else to update this site (yes, I am writing this whole site by hand from the ground up, out of handwritten javascript, that's why it takes so long to get each page up.) I will try to get a couple of new generators added to this list each month. Hopefully I can get them all up with in the next year or two. I've got them all listed here, and as each one gets added, I'll add the link to it here.

Character Creators

Elves

Faerie Cats

Faeries

Fantasy Characters

Gnomes

Horror Characters

Magic Users

Monster Porn Couples

Monster Porn Couples: Fantasy Edition

Paranormal Romance Couples

Prostitutes

Questionable Villains

Vampires

Character Flavors

Motivations

Opinions

Superstitions

Vendor Calls

Story Titles

B-Movies

Captured By Faeries Style

Quaraun The Insane Style

Splork and The ___ Style

Twighlight Manor Style

Twisted Tales Style

 Food

Breakfast

Brunch

Dinner

Fantasy Meals

Food Truck Menus

Ice Cream Parlor Treats

Insane Ice Cream Sundeas

Junk Food

Lunch

Mac&Cheese Mixer

Medieval Meals

Questionable Tavern Food

Sea Side Resort Concession Foods

Supper

Fashions

Eccentric

Historical

Science Fiction

Around The Town

Historic Sites

Landmarks

Market Stalls

Shops

Taverns & Inns

Things To Do

Tourist Attractions  

Vendor Calls

Setting Creators

Haunted Houses

Places: Fantasy

Places: Horror

Places: Lost cities

Rooms

Ruins

Taverns

Candy

These are the candy generators I use for BoomFuzzy's candy store in the Quaraun series.

Candy: Box of Chocolates

Candy: Fruity Loops

Candy: Magical

Candy: Naughty

Candy: Wacky

Drinks

Fancy Drinks

Magical Drinks

Milk Shakes

Naughty Sounding Drinks

Questionable Tavern Drinks

Soda Fountain Drinks

Transportation

Animals

Cars

Food Trucks

Pirate Ships

Star Ships

Magic Items

Altars

Charms

Clothes

Idols & Statues

Jewelry

Phylactery

Portals

Potions: Evil

Potions: General

Spell Scrolls

Animals

Familiars

Pets

Wildlife

Writing Challenge

Action/Adventure

Bizarro

Dares

Fantasy

General

Gothic Romance

Historical Romance

Horror

Monster Porn

Paranormal Romance

Romance

Science Fiction

Steam Punk

Urban Fantasy

Westerns

Word Sprints

Action/Adventure

Bizarro

Fantasy

General

Gothic Romance

Historical Romance

Horror

Monster Porn

Paranormal Romance

Romance

Science Fiction

Steam Punk

Urban Fantasy

Westerns

Story Starters

Action/Adventure

Bizarro

Fantasy

General

Gothic Romance

Historical Romance

Horror

Monster Porn

Paranormal Romance

Romance

Science Fiction

Steam Punk

Urban Fantasy

Westerns

Writing Prompts

Action/Adventure

Bizarro

Fantasy

General

Gothic Romance

Historical Romance

Horror

Monster Porn

Paranormal Romance

Romance

Science Fiction

Steam Punk

Urban Fantasy

Westerns

Books Written Using These Generators:

Want to read stories I have created using this random generator? Check out The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane





Quaraun The Insane
The Twighlight Manor Series Prequel
Bizarro Dark Fantasy Serial

If the book has an "About" page, then clicking the cover image will take you to it, where you can see the book cover full size. If clicking the cover doesn't do anything, the page isn't up yet, but will be soon.

With more then 100 volumes in the series, The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane features a wide range of some pretty awesome fantasy art. Here's a gallery to showcase them...

*At the moment these are just static images. I will be adding to this site, "About the Book" pages for each separate volume in the series. As those pages go up, I will turn the corresponding image here, into a link to that page, where you'll be able to see the book cover image full size.

The books are not shown in series order here. If you want to know which order the books should be read in, please see the chart on THIS PAGE.

This is probably the most massive project I have ever taken on.  In all more then a dozen different artists were involved in making the art for these books.

As you may or may not be aware, this is the first time I have published a series with cover art. Since the 1970s I have never used cover art on my books. Most of my stories were published in magazines, chapbooks, and anthologies, so no need for covers.  Stories that were stand-alone-chapbooks always just had blank pictureless covers with only the title printed on the covers.

This is also the first time a series of mine is being released as e-book before print. Normally my books go print first and MAYBE go to ebook. I've rarely released any of my stories as ebooks. So, there are a lot of new things happening for me with the Quaraun series.

I absolutely LOVE the cover art. I want to send out a great big THANK YOU to all the artists, they did an amazing job. I just want hug everyone of them. These pictures are so beautiful. I love them.

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QUESTION: How many stories are there in the series?

ANSWER: I have never counted. 

Each of the finished stories will be at least 25,000 words long and up to 75,000 words long in some instances, with the majority of the stories being at 50k to 90k words in length. 

Some are over 100k, a few are over 200k, and at least 1 (Summoner of Darkness) passed 300k

Yes! That DOES mean the Quaraun series is NOT a short story serial, nor is it a novella serial. Each book in the Quaraun series is a full length novel.

Before the serial started publication, I had received several reader questions asking if this was a series of short stories or a series of novellas. It is neither.  These are novels. (The reason folks were asking is because, I am have been a short story writer since 1978 and they were confused when I announced this series back in 2011. They did not expect me to switch to longer stories.)

As you probably have figured out by now, this is a spin-off of The Twighlight Manor series, which was my longest running serial to date, running  monthly & bi-monthly releases from 1978 to 1997 and 4 annual releases from 1997 to 2015. Most of the TMStories ranged from 3,000 to 7,500 words each. The Twighlight Manor series is now in its 37th year ans still going.

The Quaraun series is a prequel to The TMSeries.

Like the TMSeries, the Quaraun series is written in an "open ended soap opera" style. Meaning there is no end planned, and the Quaraun series could conceivably, run for 30 or more years in exactly the same way the TMSeries has done.

So, how many books will there be in the Quaraun series? The answer is unknown. At MINIMUM is will contain at least 130 volumes, but there are more then 300 plots already started. Below is an alphabetical list of the work-in-progress stories and their current working titles. As each title is published, I will change it to a link:


a

Abducted By The Frost Giant 

*Adamantine Door, The

*Admiral Cometa: Tales of The Black Tower ~oO0~

*Alchemist And the Curse of The Muldjewangk, The

Alien Sorcerer Of The Glass Battlement

All Devouring Bunny Of The Afterlife: Tales of the Black Tower

*All My Sins Remembered

Ancestral Omen Breaker Of The Elf Eater Clan

*And The Frigid North Wind Howled

Angry Bishop Of Forgotten Lusts, The

Angry Vampire and The Moon Elf, The

Apple, The

Aquatic Island of Flame

Aquatic Labyrinth Of The Conqueror, The

Artificially-Created Jewel Thief, The

Artistic Sewer-Dwelling Wizard, The

*As Pitiless As The Sun

Astrological Eruption of Pudding

Astonishing House of Cabbage

*Attack Of The Silver Salamander, The


b

*Baby For The Necromancer, A

Balance Of Terror

Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler

Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler Strike Three

Battle of Ongadada , The ~oO0~

Battlefield Of The Lich Queen

*Battlefield Of The Witch Queen

BatWing: Tales of the Black Tower ~oO0~

*Bear's Ceremony of Water and Charisma

*Beast From The Deep Beyond 

Beautiful Daydream of The Mind Controlling Viking

*Beautiful Shimmering Glow In The Dark Wraith, The

Behind Closed Doors  ~oO0~

*The Bejewelled Lich

Beneath The Wizard's Tower

The Best Night Ever

Bewitched By The Witch Doctor 

Black Hammer Of Illusions

The Black Market Leprechaun and the Pendant of The Vampire 

*The Black Tower ~oO0~

Blasphemous Sacrament of the Golden Decree

The Bleeding Catacombs of The Dragon Monkey 

The Blessed Catacomb Of The Bloodstained Ghosts

The Blood Stained Poison Of The Pink Frog ~oO0~

The Blood Star Ruby ~oO0~

*Bloodstained Asylum Of Terror

Bloodstained Crypt Of Mysteries

Bloodstained Pit Of Souls

The Bloodstained Scythe The Of The Wraith

*The Bloody Embrace Of The Thullid

The Blue Box of Flesh Eating Snails 

*The Blue Eyed Demon Of The Enchanted Racetrack (a rewrite of 'Ice Storm 98 aka Wvoodell's Tragedy') ~oO0~

*The Bone Of The Wicked Ghost

*BoomFuzzy

BoomFuzzy’s Boomfudgy Banana Ultra Crème Chocolates

BoomFuzzy's  Candy Shop Of Doom

BoomFuzzy’s  Chocolate Coated Demons

BoomFuzzy’s Chocolate Covered Apricots

BoomFuzzy’s Demon Trees

*BoomFuzzy's Unicorn

Boots Of The Cursed Ones

Burning Cloister Of Ice

c

*Captain Quirk And The Pirate Ship Rent-A-Prize

Captivated By The Shape Shifting Elf Eating Mega Rats 

Captured By The Cultist 

Captured By The Glittering Elf King 

*Captured By The Mournful Snow Elf 

Captured By Quaraun The Insane

Captured By The Spring Cleaning Wild King 

Castle Of Forbidden Sorcery

Castle Of The Ghouls

Catacomb Of Flame

The Catacomb Of The Shipwrecks

Catacomb Of The Arch-Mage

The Cathedral Of Guummaell

*The Cats of Space Dock 13  ~oO0~

Caught in the Blizzard's Wake

*Cave Of Nightmares

*Cave Of The Cannibal King

The Cave Of Leu'tege

Celestial Marsh Of Illusions

The Chalice Of Love

Chamber Of Shadows

The Charming Marquessa

The Charming Prince of The Flying Castle 

*The Chihuahua Of The Sacred Mountain

Chocolate Kelpie, The

Chocolate Pudding and Pink Penguins ~oO0~

Cinnamon Bun of The Unicorn 

*City Of The Screaming Statues, The

Claws Of Dutusu, The

Compassionate Snake's Conjuration of Power

Conjurer’s Room, The

Conquered By The Faerie Cat

Cotton Candy Alchemist, The

Cotton Candy Clouds

Crag Of The Drowned

Crazy Days At Turtle Island

Crazy Dog's Captive

Creamy Garlic Pasta For The Elf Eating Destruction

Crooked Knives, The

Crowns Of Xyiustr, The

*Crystal Cave of Time and Necromancy~oO0~

Crystal Colosseum of the Deceiver

Crystal Empire, The

*Crystal Palace Of Mount Demontooth, The ~oO0~

Crystal Plague, The ~oO0~

Cult of the White Queen, The  ~oO0~

*Curse of the Di'Jin, The

Curse of Suicide Island, The ~oO0~

Curse of The Blood Star Ruby, The ~oO0~

The Curse Of The Muldjewangk

*Curse of the Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch, The

*Cursed Marsh Of the Ancestor Demon

*The Cursed Ship Of Ghouls

Cursed Zone

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Damned Ceremony of the Milk Entity

Dancing With The Church Grim 

*Dark Desire of The Crazed Fluffy, The

Dark Desire of The Nefarious Forest, The

Dark Monstrosities of The Ghostly Leprechaun, The 

*Dathirar The Oni

*Daughter Of Vengeance

Day Of Judgement

Day Of Wrath

Dazzling Cape of The Magnificent Fuzzy-Wuzzy, The

Dazzling Gnome of the Royal Creame Frosting of Gold, The 

Dazzling Razzbury, The  ~oO0~

Death Dell Farm

Death Of A Thousand Hungers, The

*Demon Chest Of Gibedon The Great, The

*Demon Tree Of The Aquatic Garden, The

Demonic Divination of the Blasphemous Nomads, The

Demonic Pigeons From Hell

Demonic Ritual of the Heavenly Undertaker, The

Depraved Curse, The 

Desecrated Grotto Of The Wraiths, The

The Diontite Cats of Planet Ptarmagin  ~oO0~

Discover The Amazing Power of  Macaroni And Cheese!

Dr. Dameon ~oO0~

Dog Demon Sugar Daddy, The 

Door Of Unarilur, The

*Dread Chant of the Fanboys

The Dread Curse Of The Dancing Dodos

Dreams Of Lichdom

Drowned Lich, The

*Drowned Maze Of Frozen Terror

Dungeon of Bloodstained Screams, The 

Dwarf's Apocalypse, The

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*Eating Butterflies And Pooping Rainbows

Ecrodon King of Planet Flame, The 

*Elf Eating Candy Maker, The

Elf Killer and His Fabulous Song Writing Blue Box, The

Elf Who Walked Through Time, The

Enchanted Moon King, The 

Enchanted Slave Master of The Crazed Big Bad Boogie Monster, The 

Ensnared Souls  

Enslaved By The Blood Thirsty Sequined Ice Wizard 

Enslaved By The Opal Astronomer 

Enslaved By The Yodeling Cannibal 

Errand Of Mercy

Escape  ~oO0~

*Eternal Ghost's Evocation Of Death, The

Ethereal Sphere of Cotton Candy

*Evening of The Aquatic Elder

*Evening With The Orange Wizard 

Ever-changing Pits of Insanity

*Evening of The Wonderful Cheddar and Broccoli Rice Casserole

*Everyday Use of Advanced Necromancies

*Evocation Of The Thirteen Wraiths Of Torture

Evocation Of The Unholy King

Extra-Dimensional Crystal of The Frost Merfolk, The 

Eye Of The Controller, The

Eyes Of Iunteptu, The


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Fallen Fortress Of The Wraiths

Far Island of the Demons

*FarDarrig Of Secrets, The

Fascination And Terror

*Fate Of The Psychedelic Invisible Gnome

*Feared School Of The Lake People, The

Fiendish King's Ritual Of Misery

Fiery Grimoire Of The Wraith

Fiery Halls of the Arch-Mage

Fishmonger Of Death

Five Bones Of Biusoictii, the

Five Hexes of Flesh Absorption

*Five Pillars Of Xel'lidutul, The

*Flaming Footprints of The Hallucinating Lich 

The Flaming Footprints of The Eye Catching Dog Demon

The Flaming Planet ~oO0~

Flaming Ritual Of The Hummus Devil

The Flesh-Eating Castle Of The Crazed Murderers  ~oO0~

Flesh Eating Mansion Of Wickedness (The Twighlight Manor – Quaraun Father Of King Vielder)  ~oO0~

The Fluffernutter Fudge King of Wonderful Things

For The Love Of Vampires

*Forbidden Island Of The Lich Queen

The Forbidden Prison of the Cursed Murderers

*The Forest of Macaroni and Cheese Trees

*The Forest of No Return

Forest Of The Vampire Lord (Twighlight Forest)  ~oO0~

Forgotten Carnival Of The Cannibal Entities ~oO0~

Forgotten Tomb Of The Cannibals

Fortress Of The Undead

Friends Are Forever: Volume 1 of The Twighlight Manor Series  ~oO0~

The Frozen Kelpie and the Boots of The Demonic Ones 

Fuzzy-Wuzzy Wizard of the Selkie of Ebony

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Ghilie Dhu of The Moon

The Ghilie Dhu of A Thousand Tortures 

Ghostly Calling of the Corrupt Wyrm

Ghostly Tower Of Spirits

*Ghoul Spawn The Crazed And The Rose Garden Of The Pink Necromancer

Ghoul Spawn and The Rainbow Wand

Ghoul Spawn's Army of Flying Fish

The Ghoulish Hoodoo Rootworker

Giilachala The Thullid

The Gleaming Hot Pants of The Pirate Frog King

The Glowing Jelly Cube of The Bloody Phooka 

The Golden Palace ~oO0~

Grandma's Desserts

The Grave of The Blood Sucking Gremlin 

The Great Crystonite War  ~oO0~

The Greedy Forest Dwelling Illusionist

*The Green Jelly Cube Of Death

The Grimoire Of Radiant Ditiui

Grimoire Of The Benevolent Wizards

The Green Serpent and The Cult of the Lansquin  ~oO0~

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The Happy Dappy MerMan and The Big Bird of Love 

The Haunted Box Of BoomFuzzy's Chocolates

*The Haunted House of The Mind Controlling Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch

*Haunted Oubliette, Blessed Madness

The Haunted Salamander of the Green Hat of Horror 

Heart Of The Mutant

Hidden Tunnel Of Unspeakable Terrors

*The Hoary Sphinx Of Chniteler

*The Horrid Cliff Of Faxechroi

*The House of Hags

How To Have The Best Sex Of Your Life

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The Illegitimate Escaped Slave Of The The Haunted House Of Glittering Gems 

The Immortal Book of Immortality

Imprisoned by the Angry Teddy Bears

Imprisoned By The Glow In The Dark Elf 

Imprisoned By The Hallucinating Elf Hunter 

In Dragon Swamp

In Love With Quaraun The Insane

In Search Of The Perfect Frosting

*In Search Of The Pink Frog

In The Dungeon With The Leprechaun

In The Dungeon With The WereWolf 

*In The Gorgon's Garden

In The Land Of Purple Ponies And Pink Unicorns

Inescapable Woods Of The Deceiver

The Insane Sea Slug of The Freaky Vampire King 

Intelligent Lords' Spell of Dexterity

*Into The Labyrinth Of Death: Tales of the Black Tower

Into The Mushroom Forest  ~oO0~

Into The Swamp Of Death

Into The Underground

Is There No Truth In Beauty?

The Island Of The Scallywags

It's Never Okay To Take Candy From Strangers

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*The Jiggler and the G-String Teddy Bears

The Jolly Glow In The Dark Ring

*The Journey Begins

Jungle of Terrible Runes

Just Serpent's Conjuration of Hatefulness

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The Kaleidoscopic Demon 

*Kelim And The Necromancer

*The Key Of Moumegoc

The Kimono of The Glittering Dark Elf 

*King Gwallmaiic: The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley

*King Vielder's Reign of Terror  ~oO0~

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The Labyrinth of The Dancing Dodos

Labyrinth Of Eternal Madness

*The Last Katopa

The Legend of the Infinite Cannibal Goddesses

The Legendary Circle

The Legendary Dragon Of Suffering

The Legendary Evocation Of The Faceless Demon

*The Lich Lord's Fuzzy Wuzzy Arch Mage

Like The World On A Turtle's Back

The Lonely Kelpie

*Look Before You Sleep

The Loony Barbarian and His Wicked Warlock 

Love: How to Find It, Keep It, and Know It's Real

*Lost In A Space That Isn't There

Lost in The Forest of The Castle Troll 

Lost in The Swamp of The Bat Beast 

Lost in The Swamp of The Singing Black Shuck 

*Lover of The Butler Prostitute

*The Luminous Singing Sea Slug

Lynxiana  ~oO0~

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The Magic Nun Of Agony And Eminence

The Magic Of The Pink Frog

*The Malachite Prostitute

*The Malignant Candy Maker and The Labyrinth of Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies

Marsh Of The Vampire Lord

Masters of Ecstasy

Mated To The Goblin King

Merfolk Of Flesh Eating Snails

The Metropolis Of The Five Entities

*Mirror, Mirror

Miss Citten The Eel Kat  ~oO0~

*The Moon Elf Sorceress

The Morning of The Mind Controlling Moon 

Morning With The Vampire 

My Life as an Explorer

*My Two Favourite People

*The Myth Of The Mollusk

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Nectar Of The Gods

The Nefarious Cloud Palace

The Night of the Blue Monkey ~oO0~

The Night of The Dazzling Salamander 

The Night Of The Screaming Unicorn

*Night With The Magical Moonlight Mumbler 

Nightmare Disjunction

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*The Obsessive Royal Wizard

*The Obsidian Idol Of The Elf Eater Of Pepper Valley

Ocean Of Fear

The Ocean of The Lustful Golden Beetle Bug 

Of Apples And Apricots

*Of Eels And Cats ~oO0~

The One Night Stand That Turns Into Something More

The Opal Faerie

The Opal Sword

The Oracle Of Silver Dust

Ossuary Of The Barbarian King

*The Ossuary Of Insanity

The Ossuary Of The Fuzzy Wuzzy Poison

Oubliette Of Insanity

*The Owl of Death


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The Palace Of The Ice Wizards

The Path Of The Ten Thousand Hateful Serpents

The Pendant Of Fa'tumaelu

The Phantom Of The Forgotten Coward

*The Phooka of A Thousand Deaths

Pink Fish and Invisible Unicorns

The Pink Frog And The Teeny Blue Zebra ~oO0~

*The Pink Palace

*Pippiyata and The Path Of The Stars

Pippiyata's Baby

Piranhas  ~oO0~

*The Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch 

The Pit Of Xysos

The Plaza Of Illusions

*The Poisoned MerMan of the Castle of Singing Sea Slugs

Prismatic Invocation of Steak Sauce

Prismatic Ritual of the Pudding Devil

Punished By The Garlic Bread King 

The Purple BigFoot Clan

The Purple Dragon

The Pyramids Of The Di'Jin

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Quaraun and The Beanstalk

Quaraun And The Vampire 

*Quaraun And The Wizard Of Dreams

The Quiet Imp's Saloon

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Ratzi ~oO0~

The Red Dragon Massacre  ~oO0~

The Reptilian Prince Of Devils

The Resplendent Viking of the Whore House of Loneliness

The Return Of Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy And The Jiggler

*The Return Of The Silver Salamander

*The Return To Fire Mountain

The Rise of The Happy Lustful Goal 

The Rise of the Silver Arrow  ~oO0~

Rogue Bug Barony

A Rose Among The Ashes

The Ruby Hummingbird (rewrite of 'Blackbird's History: The Ruby Throated Humming Bird')   ~oO0~

The Ruins Of The Elf Eating Illusionist 

The Ruins of The Holy Relic 

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Sacrament of the Sinful Fiends of Madness

The Screaming Staff Of The Occultist

The Secret Church Grim Of The MoonSnail

*The Secret Curse Of The Hellish Soap

Seduced By The Serial Killing Tavern Keeper 

The Sequined G-String of Death 

The Sequined G-String of The Purple Unicorn

The Serial Killing Monolith of Terror

*Shadowed Transfiguration Of The Wild Messiahs

Shackled By The Kaleidoscopic Necromancer 

Shanghaied By The Tavern Keeper 

The Shape Shifting Servant of The Butler Teddy Bear 

Shipwreck of the VISION-D8

*The Shrieking Demon's Deadly Zombie

The Silver Coach ~oO0~

The Singing Dagger 

The Singing Salamander and the Ruby Ring

Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God

The Six Grimoires Of Wiolciumll

*The Six Parts Of The Amulet Of Wonder

*The Skeletal System of The Troll: New Speculations

Slave Ship  ~oO0~

The Slayer Of The Triple Moon Dragon

Sly Animal's Exorcism of Generosity

The Snow Covered Bone Of The Grounds Keeper

Snow Monster Mountain 

Some Incidents In The Life Of Vampires

Song of The Bleeding Mutant

The Song of The Blood Sucking Glowing Fungus 

The Song of The Glow In The Dark Horseradish Sauce 

*The Sorcerer's Tower Of Cake

The Sorcerous Wizard Of Knowledge

*The Soul Stealing Lord Of Demons

Spiggan ~oO0~

Spring With The Faerie 

Stranger in the Forest

Strangled By Quaraun The Insane

Summer Of The Wizard Killer

*The Summoner Of Darkness

The Supernatural Skullcracker

Swamp Of Fear

Swamp Of Insanity

The Swamp Of The Mushroom Loving Merfolk 

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A Tale Of A Box Of Candy

Taken By The Brackish Water Mermen

Taken By The River Dwelling Selkie 

A Taste Of Armageddon

*The Temple Of The Orchid

The Terrible Fortress Of Suffering

The Terrible Queen

The Terrific Dungeon Master of the Mushroom Gravy of Darkness

*The Things That We Cannot Change

The Thousand Books By The Egotistical Villain 

*The Ties That Bind Us

The Ties That Blind Us

The Time-Travelling Manipulator Of Ghosts

The Torture Chamber Of Quaraun The Insane   ~oO0~

*The Tower of the Shape Shifting Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies

The Truth About Unicorns

The Twisted Tower Of Wraiths

Trapped By The Blood Thirsty Dark Elf 

Trapped By The Jolly Snow Elf 

Tomorrow Is Yesterday

Tower Of Terror: Tales of the Black Tower

*Tower of The Shape Shifting Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies: Tales of the Black Tower

The Trapped Phooka

Tricked By The Flesh Eating Merfolk

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Unexpected Dissimilarities in the Social Hierarchies of the Tarasque and the Phoenix

*The Unforgettable Cloudfall

The Unholy Haunted House and The Lich Cloud Palace King 

The Unicorn, The Necromancer, and The Light Blue Rubber Ball of The Bubblegum Pink Splork of Happiness

The Unicorn Wraith Pirate Party 

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Vampires In Miniature

The Vampire Leprechaun Of Fire Mountain

*The Vampires Of Ttesnagatte Island

The Vampiric Slave Driver

The Venomous Beast Of The Marvellous FarDarrig

The Village of The Gleaming Gloves 

The Villainous Chant of the Unjust Haunts

VISION-D8 ~oO0~

The Voice of the Shaman

*The Vulgar Alchemist's Inn

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*The Wall Of Ymustu-neme

*When Eels Attack

When You Were Older

White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane ~oO0~

*Who Killed Quaraun The Insane?

The Wicked Chocolate Maker

Wicked Desires of The Aristocrat 

*Wild Ghosts' Ritual of the Vortex

The Wild Mushroom and Rice Dinner of The Mournful Mage

The Wild Mystic And The Mysterious Mage

Win Free Sex

Wind, Sand, and Stars

The Winter of The Grandiose Oracle 

The Wishful Elf Hunter

The Witch's Garden

The Wonderful Wizard of The Wicked Magical Moonlight 

Wishful Common Folk, The

The Wood Elves Occupation

Wood Elves Vampires

*Woodlands Of The Ghoul Lord

The World Beneath

*The Wrath of the Pink Necromancer

Wreath Of Roses, The

Written For The Pleasure Of Sexy Wood Elves

x

y

A Year With The Shape Shifting Scribe

*Yellow Squishy Pink Tentacloid Thing

You Can't Hide From the Dead

You'll Never Survive The Night

z

*Zebulon's Captive

The Zestful Medication of The Warlock Tailor 

Zinnias For Quaraun

The Zombie Dungeon of The Vampire Eating Albino

ZooLock The Great

Zxosak The Thullid

*Cover Art completed for this title

~oO0~ Twighlight Manor series 35th anniversary rewrite of the original

As I said, these are working titles, so the titles may change by the time the story itself is published.

All of the titles listed above, already have a "short story" plot written out. Each of these varies from 1,000 to 3,000 words. 130 of them are already expanded to 5,000 to 7,000 words.

It takes me about 3 weeks to take each 5k short story/plot and rewrite it into a 50k novel. Editing takes about a week. Formatting, takes about an hour. Thus each book takes about a month to complete. The series is planned to have monthly releases from September 2014 and at least until September 2023. Yes, it is going to take 9 years for this project to be completed.

As of today (March 7, 2015)  there are 349 covers commissioned with at least that many stories planned, 130 stories with a of minimum 5k long plots outlined, 21 volumes are mostly written and at 25,000 to 40,000 words each (thus nearing completion). There are 7 others at 45,000 to 55,000 words each and currently in the final stages of editing/formatting/etc. Three volumes are currently published. The first 10 volumes should be published by May 2015, possibly sooner.

At last count there were 349 stories total planned for the full run of this (and likely more to be added). The covers for those 349 stories have already been commissioned, about half of the covers are now finished. I will continue to upload those as they become available. Getting these covers made for a series of this scale is no small feat; a team of more then a dozen cover artists have come together for this project. {{{Big hugs to the team of wonderful artists working on this project! Your artwork is amazing! I loves them!}}}

The planning for this project started in summer of 2011. I spent 2012 creating the characters, setting, creatures, character backstories, cross referencing with The Twighlight Manor series. Spent 2013 writing up the outlines for the original 130 stories planned, and had planned to start releasing this in January 2014. Unfortunately, several health issues side tracked the whole project when I spent 5 months bedridden due to a back, hip, and knee injury and then several more months relearning to walk. The back injury left me unable to move my arms during those 5 months, and thus I was unable to type/write from November 2013 until May 2014 (which means I was on a sick leave from writing - and everything else - for a total of 10 months, from November 2013 til August 2014.)

I wasn't able to start writing again until August 2014, but it's slow going now. I've limited movement now, sitting, standing, and walking are all major tasks while my injuries continue to heal, and I was rushed back into the hospital November 14, 2014, and then again for surgery December 2, 2014, and was without the use of my arm until December 27, 2014 and only limited use after that and am still in and out of the hospital, now in March 2015.

So, because my health is roller coaster ride ride now, and I'm having to work around doctors and hospitals, the first few issues of the series will not seeing regular releases. Oh well. I am slowly recovering, so, hopefully those health interruptions are coming to an end soon and I'll be back on this project full time. At this point releases will be irregular at least until August 2015, after which they should, hopefully, be monthly as planned.

This is by far the biggest (and most expensive - this will be the first time I've done a series with professional cover art; I usually do my own cover art) project I have ever undertaken. Because these are novels and not short stories, this series dwarfs the Twighlight Manor series with it's 237 volumes, as those were mostly short stories.

Right now you guys are watching the early stages of this thing as it unfolds. Thank you for all your love and support as we get this project up and running.

{{{lots of hugs, love, and kisses - for all of you reading this}}}







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  1. Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
  2. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
  3. Medieval Servants: Their jobs and their place in historical fiction.
  4. How Long is 50,000 Words?
  5. On being a handicapped CosPlayer at PortCon Maine 2017
  6. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  7. Writing Mute Characters
  8. Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach | The Site That Makes Fun of Terrorist Hate Crimes
  9. Writing Dares Random Generator
  10. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  11. The Saco River Curse
  12. Our Primary Site Topic Is Small Penis? Reaching #1 on Page 1 of Google.
  13. Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
  14. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is Quaraun?
  15. Introduction To The Quaraun Series: aka Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach
  16. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  17. Autism, Asperger, PTSD, & Mad Cow: Writing Clinical Insanity Accurately | What is wrong with Quaraun? 
  18. Quaraun Free To Read Online Complete Chapter Index In Chronological Order
  19. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  20. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  21. Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica
  22. The FBI In Old Orchard Beach, Maine Trying To Capture A Domestic Terrorist
  23. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  24. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 1 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  25. Autism, Asperger's, And The Danger of The Self-Diagnosis
  26. Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
  27. What Type of Music Does A Gypsy Listen To? My Top 10 Favorite Bands
  28. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  29. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
  30. How to Write A Kiss
  31. Phookas
  32. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is GhoulSpawn?
  33. Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
  34. Daily Writing Prompts (June 2017 Archive)
  35. My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender
  36. Why Are The Quaraun Books Rated M18+
  37. How to Write Hot Sex - Tips For Erotic Romance Authors
  38. The Zaharam-Chapelle-Parunas Ethnographical World Building Questionnaire
  39. The Jiggler & The G-String Teddy Bears | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
  40. What exactly makes an Elf an Elf? (What is the definition of an Elf?)
  41. Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy
  42. World's Most Haunted Car Merchandise
  43. I Am Not GhoulSpawn | Excerpt From Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  44. Old Orchard Beach Hate Crimes
  45. BoomFuzzy Chapter 1 (Novel Excerpt - Quaraun The Insane)
  46. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica? or Why are gay haters beating up elderly woman for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness and saying she's a transexual because only transexuals wear pink?
  47. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
  48. Autism and the Stigmas - Why Can’t You Accept Me As Me?
  49. Maine UFO Sightings
  50. Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family
  51. Psychedelics In A 'High' High Fantasy World (High Elves Getting High)
  52. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  53. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  54. Captured By The Lich Lord | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  55. How To Build A Magic System
  56. I've everything but a kitchen sink. Wait, how'd that sink get in my pocket?
  57. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies & The Ku Klux Klan of Old Orchard Beach
  58. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  59. City of The Slushies | Chapter 7 | Quaraun The Insane
  60. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
  61. Suicide, Rape, and Abuse In The Quaraun Series
  62. Wizards vs Witches vs Sorcerers: How are they different? | Writing Fantasy Books
  63. FRED: Google's Most Deadly Update Ever?
  64. How To Write A Novel: Question Everything Before Putting It In Your World
  65. Content writing: How long do you spend creating a quality blog post?
  66. SBI: To Review or Not to Review? That Is The Question
  67. Twerking Dragons: The Joys Of Writing A Novel With A Voice Recorder
  68. A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness
  69. Transgender, Transsexual, Transvestite, or Intersex: What Is Quaraun?
  70. Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  71. Colour Magic - Gypsy Style
  72. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
  73. Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing
  74. Quaraun & Autism In Fantasy Novels
  75. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
  76. Tom Addams & The Warrior's Forum
  77. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
  78. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  79. Markiplier Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie Play Resident Evil 7
  80. Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole (Includes NSFW 18+ CBT Yaoi scene)
  81. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  82. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
  83. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Going North To Head South
  84. An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
  85. Aspergers is NOT Autism
  86. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  87. Summoner of Darkness: GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
  88. The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
  89. The Lich's True Form Revealed | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  90. Using work you already started for national novel writing month?
  91. World-building In The Quaraun Series: Creating a Fantasy World
  92. Books in Vacationland 2017
  93. BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
  94. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
  95. Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness
  96. The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
  97. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  98. What vlogging equipment is needed to get started as a YouTube vlogger?
  99. April 2015 Update: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach: The Kidnapped Cats
  100. Betta Fish Aesthetic on Pinterest
  101. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
  102. Life As A YouTuber: How To Earn An Income From Making Videos
  103. Making YouTube Videos: How did you decide what content to make?
  104. Page 4 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  105. Twighilight Not Twilight
  106. YouTube Index
  107. Amphibious Aliens: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
  108. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
  109. Average Typing Speed
  110. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
  111. Ernest Hemingway Style of Writing Literary Fiction Used In Epic Fantasy Novels
  112. Google Flagged Your Site! What To Do? (Help For Web Masters)
  113. How valuable is a writer’s group?
  114. Lives Destroyed: Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
  115. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Santa's Letter To Satan
  116. Summoner of Darkness: Quaraun Meets The Gremlin
  117. The Terrorists of Old Orchard Beach Put My Dad In a Coma
  118. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
  119. What Is This Site?
  120. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
  121. City of The Slushies | Chapter 1 | Quaraun The Insane
  122. Creative Writing Story Prompts: September 2017 Edition
  123. Dungeons and Dragons: The Joys Of Calculating Gold Weight In AD&D 2ed
  124. Fabric Designed By EelKat
  125. My Fave YouTubers Play: Dream Daddy - The Yaoi Dad Dating Sim Otome Game
  126. Necromancy: How will resurrection affect society as a whole?
  127. Page 7 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  128. Pink Flowers Aesthetic on Pinterest
  129. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 12 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  130. What will a traveler encounter on the roads in your world?
  131. Are you insane? Am I? Let's Find Out...
  132. Becoming A Better Writer: How to write interesting dialogue.
  133. Character Creation
  134. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
  135. Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books
  136. How To Stay Motivated To Write | Writing Fantasy Books
  137. Jewelry Fashions in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  138. Keyword Marketing - What to do when your best keywords are low demand
  139. Magic Systems and How to Build Them | Writing Fantasy Books
  140. NaNoWriMo Overachievers: How did you do it?
  141. Quaraun Cover Art Gallery | Fantasy Novel Book Cover Art
  142. Quaraun The Insane : Zebulon's Captive: The Last of The Moon Elves
  143. SEO Advantages of Embedding YouTube Videos On Your Website
  144. Summoner of Darkness: A Tavern Scene - Chastity Cages, and Whores
  145. Summoner of Darkness: The Return of ZooLock (free to read online)
  146. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
  147. Vanishing Books Update - Why 27 of my books were deleted off Amazon
  148. What is a God in Your Universe? | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  149. Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately
  150. What the Ocean Gives Me (How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing)
  151. City of The Slushies | Chapter 14 | Quaraun The Insane
  152. February 10, 2008 - Harassment Continues in Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  153. How does a bestselling book become a bestseller?
  154. Marriage in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  155. People are not interested in long winded copy
  156. September 26, 2017 - The Latest Attack By The KKK on The Thinner Gypsies
  157. Spending Money To Make Money Online? Should You Do It?
  158. Summoner of Darkness: The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness
  159. Summoner of Darkness: The Map of The Town (novel free to read online)
  160. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt GOTY | Completionist Run: Episode 01
  161. Trespassers: April 2007 Updates
  162. Turning Scenes, Into Stories & Writing Travelogue Style Fantasy Books
  163. Where To Get Endless Ideas For Short Stories, Novels, and Articles
  164. Writing Controversial Books: Political Correctness & White Supremacists
  165. Are Bad Reviews Good For You?
  166. Branding Yourself While Avoiding The Scams | EelKat On Content Writing
  167. Child Sacrifice in Fantasy Novels | Writing Fantasy Books
  168. How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children
  169. How would you explain your Fantasy world to a stranger?
  170. Page 6 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  171. Summoner of Darkness: HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower
  172. The return of Friends Are Forever - Banned and Burned it's about to be reborn!
  173. Why do Lovecraftian beings come to earth?
  174. Writing Prompts Syndrome?
  175. Autism = The Crazy Cat Woman of Maine
  176. Autism: Understanding what is really going on inside the child’s head.
  177. But what exactly IS a full time income?
  178. Content Marketing & writing: How I write content for my website
  179. Do you write a novel start-to-finish?
  180. GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: How To Kill a Lich
  181. How is it that the church leaders are claiming you do not pay tithes?
  182. How To Write A Novel: In what order do you create your world?
  183. I loved my children but I loved BoomFuzzy more | From Quaraun The Insane
  184. My Two Favorite People: FarDarrig and The Baby That Never Should Have Been
  185. Need help writing characters of color | EelKat on racist white readers
  186. Quaraun and the Amazon Adult Filter
  187. Quaraun GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: The Lover's Triangle
  188. Summoner of Darkness: Where Are You Hiding That Horse?
  189. Tired of people who don’t care. :( Tired of the harassment. :(
  190. What would happen if an Elf adopted a Human baby? | Writing Fantasy Books
  191. Page 10 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  192. Page 3 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  193. Page 8 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  194. SCRIPT FRENZY 2010: I WON! & Psycho Stalker Attacks
  195. Wristlets, Wrist Bags, Mini Clutch, Cosmetic Bags, and Designer Mini Purses
  196. Writing Your Novel: Do you save chapters as individual files?
  197. Are old AD&D adventures still any use to current players?
  198. Autistics Have Feelings Too & Diverse Books Rant
  199. Be True To You: YouTube Gamers: "Faking" a personality until you make it?
  200. City of The Slushies | Chapter 10 | Quaraun The Insane
  201. HEA in Erotica (Should You Write Happily Ever Afters?)
  202. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies



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