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Want To Meet EelKat and
The Dazzling Razzberry (Autism Awareness Car)
in Person?

We'll Be At
PortConMaine 2018
June 21 - 24

See PortConMaine's Website
For Times, Location, Directions, & Ticket Prices:
http://portconmaine.com

If you are coming from out of state and plan to stay at the hotel, room info can be found here:
http://doubletree3.hilton.com
They give discounts to PortCon members, so be sure to mention you are attending PortCon when you reserve your room!

This Year's CosPlay: Avallac'h

I'm livestreaming making this costume. If you want to see it being made, check out my Avallac'h Costume Making Vlogs on YouTube!

https://www.youtube.com/user/EelKat

See You There!

Who is Avallac'h?
This is Avallac'h
(Note, this character comes from an "adult entertainment" video game Witcher 3 Wild Hunt, that features drug use, drinking, nudity, grizzly-gory violence, rape, physical and sexual abuse of women, and a lot of on screen sex. You must be 18 or older to buy the game. Assume all videos and pages featuring Avallac'h are NSFW. Avallac'h is an evil psionic Elf sorcerer. This guy's excessively violent, a major pervert, a drug addict, kidnapper, murderer, rapist, a sadistic abusive womanizer, and a viciously violent radical religion crazed extremist. You've been warned.)

FAQs:
Yes, you can take pictures.
You don't have to ask to take pictures of the car,
but please ask first before taking pictures of me.

I've gotten lots of questions about can you find me in the CosPlay skits, dances, masquerades, or contests?

I am what is known as a "hallway cosplayer" (meaning you'll see me mingling in the hall of the convention with other cosplayers)
and am OtherKin (meaning I do not simply dress as my character at events, but become the character every day of my life 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year) and thus you can encounter me in full cosplay ANY PLACE not just at cons.

No, I'm not an actor, I do not do the dating games, dances, or masquerades. No interest in such things.
No, I will not join your group in a skit. I don't do skits. Sorry, it's not my thing, I Just don't do them.

No, I do not enter the workmanship contests.
I am driven by my love for the characters, not winning prizes
and have no incentive to enter such things.

While I'm not doing an official book signing at PortCon, you are more then welcome to bring books for signing,
and if you catch me in the hall, I'll be more than happy to sign them for you.

Thank you!

PortCon takes place in 4 separate buildings: the 2 DoubleTree towers, at the Maine Mall across the street, and starting in 2018, now also in the new Hilton building next door to the two towers.

Almost ALL the events I attend are in the second tower, the shorter one at the back of the gardens, seen here --->>>

In between events, you can usually find me in the main hall of the second tower hanging out with other CosPlayers. We are the annual HallWay CosPlayers of PortCon and we'd love to have you join us!

I will be there at all days of the event.

I live around the corner from the DoubleTree Hilton where the convention is held, so you can usually expect to see me arrive between 7AM to 8AM. (Yes... 2 HOURS before the doors open, the lines to get in ARE that long! If you arrive at opening time, you won''t get in the building before noon time at BEST.)

I typically leave around 3PM to go eat, and return around 4PM (this time fluctuates depending on the daily event schedule. We, my boyfriend will be there, usually go to SubWay at the BullMoose mini-mall) Other then leaving this one hour for lunch, I stay at PortCon all day till midnight/1AM

IMPORTANT NOTE:
PortCon is the ONLY convention I will be at in 2018!

I have been CosPlaying since 1987, 2018 is my 31st year as a CosPlayer. In that time I've done 200+ costumes and usually am seen at as many as 12 events each summer. I know, you usually expect to see me at lots of events throughout the year, however, I've been doing this for 31 years now, and both my age and my health are preventing me from being very active of late.

I have arthritis, hip dysplasia, Parkinson's Disease, Autism (Kanner's Syndrome), PTSD, have 3 ruptured discs in my spine, am blind in one eye and fast going blind in my other eye, am deaf in one ear and can not hear well in the other, and since being attacked by a stalker who left me paralyzed for 5 months and 18 months relearning to walk, I'm now on a cane. My health is not good of late and I am no longer able to make full season of event runs. While I have no plans to retire from CosPlaying, I will be doing far fewer events than you saw me doing in the past.

Since 2013, I've only CosPlayed disabled/crippled characters who use a cane or staff to walk, thus allowing me to incorporate my cane into the CosPlay. That is the case this year. The character Avallac'h is both elderly and crippled and that is why I picked him to CosPlay. The Avallac'h CosPlay includes a staff, which will be replacing my cane.

PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE STAFF!
It is NOT a prop!
This is an ACTUAL MEDICAL GRADE staff
that I have had custom made for this costume.

I know people like to touch my extremely elaborate, over the top CosPlays, but please be aware,
I am EXTREMELY CRIPPLED and RELY HEAVILY on the cane to be able to walk.
The staff you will see with this costume is real, and I CAN NOT walk without it.

(If you didn't know I am a senior citizen, I'm not sure why, but most people tend to think I'm some 20 to 30 years younger then I actually am, but, yes, I'm old enough to be your grandmother, in fact, you're grandmother is probably younger than me. I seem to be older then most of my fans' grans these days. I does get tiring, young kids in their 30s walking up to me and saying "Gee I wish I was young like you, I'd date you." You're in your 30s, that's means you're a child to me. I was YOUR age back in the 1970s - 40 years ago.)

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2018 April/May/June Update:

As you know, most of the year I publish 2 to 3 articles a day.

However, every year during convention season, I take a break from that to go full swing CosPlay.

From early April 2018 to late June 2018, article posting schedule will be sporadic, while CosPlay Season and Convention events are going full swing.

During this time period, you can expect most, possible all new articles to be focused on costume making, CosPlay, and the characters I'm CosPlaying.

UPDATE: It's now divided into 7 pages. The primary page "Meet Avallach" is now over 20,000 words long. At this rate, it'll cross 60,000 long before the costume is finished, and that's not including the other 5 pages. The primary page has now crossed ~~60,000~~ 89,000 words and counting, the whole set of Avallac'h pages are now more than 200,000 words long, and more then 500 pictures of Avallac'h and his friends have now been uploaded on these pages, plus there are now 400+ hour-long videos f the costume making process as we record live, every second of this insanely elaborate, over the top CosPlay project.

As of May 19, just 29 days to PortCon we are embroidering his blue coat in a countdown against the clock to finish in time for the event, while we pray that The Dazzling Razzberry will be re-weilded back together and drivable in time for PortCon, after it's recent vandalism by Old Orchard Beach's ever growing Ku Klux Klan problem.

There will still be daily updates, but the BULK of the daily updates will be limited to the pages linked here:

The Avallac'h CosPlay: Who is Avallac'h?
Obsession: Meet Avallac'h
[NSFW] Avallac'h & His Nude Women | Witcher 3 Game Screenshots
Historical Accuracy vs Avallac'h (to go live later this summer)
The Avallac'h CosPlay Costume Making Vlogs (will go live AFTER finishing the costume)
How To Make The Avallac'h CosPlay (will go live AFTER PortCon)
How Much Did It Cost? ($800+ will run to around $3,000) Budgeting The Avallac'h CosPlay (eing written as the costume is being made, will go live after completion of the costume)
Why do children CosPlay rapists & rape victims? & WHY Avallac'h is a M18+ character.
PortConMaine 2018
On Being a Handicapped CosPlayer: A Look At Events of PortConMaine 2017 That Resulted In 3 Disabled CosPlayers Getting hurt at The Convention and How These Things Could Have Been Avoided

Update May 19, 2017:

Tom Addams' "Flamboyant Nipples" team of The Warrior's Forum have arrived here in Maine and launched their first attack. They started out their attack by attacking my mother. They are very serious in carrying out their forum posted death threats.

The FBI is trying to determine who the identity of this cyberbully Tom Addams is. If you have any information about his identity, please call the FBI agent in charge of the case:

Have Information?
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer

@ (207) 774-9322

Also, Tom Addams (creator of the terrorist website "Flamboyant Nipples") has requested members of the Warrior's Forum who support the Ku Klux Klan and their anti-gay terrorist attacks, to change their forum signature to include the word "penis". Last time I visited the Warrior's Forum there were well over a dozen members who had done so. If you know the identity of any of these members, please call the FBI with that information as well.

Flamboyant Nipples:
The New Cyber Bully Web Site That
Bullies Gay Men
& Supports The Ku Klux Klan's
Anti-Gay Terrorist Hate Crimes
of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
(My Review Of It)

Home / Flamboyant Nipples: The Site That Makes Fun of Gay Men, Encourages Terrorism Against LGBTQA+ Citizens of Old Orchard Beach & Supports Ku Klux Klan Terrorist Hate Crimes

By EelKat Wendy C Allen

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Are you here, to find out about
the big pink sign in my driveway?
Here's what happened...

April 26, 2017

Hello, I am one of your neighbours. I live at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, where I have lived since 1975. If you don't know me, you probably know my car, The Autism Awareness Car, The Dazzling Razzberry. It has 2.5millions glued to it. Many of you know my dad, Old Orchard Beach fireman, Kenneth Ricker Allen, or his mother, founder of the Lady's Auxiliary, Helen Ricker-Allen, or her father George Ricker, founder of The Old Orchard Beach Fire Department, or his mother's family: The Googins, first settlers & founders of the Town of Old Orchard Beach.

We non-white and LGBTQA+ residents of Old Orchard Beach, need your help.

The Ku Klux Klan has invaded our town, every winter, since 2001, when the summer tourists leave, they bring out their guns and terrorize the non-white and LGBTQA+ residents of this town of Old Orchard Beach. Since 2013 they have terrorized 140 year round resident families, slaughtered 500 pets, bombed multiple houses, and now 4 people are dead.

Please, we non-white and LGBTQA+ year round/winter residents of Old Orchard Beach need your help. Before more people die. The non-white and LGBTQA+ residents of this town of Old Orchard Beach are making a stand against the Ku Klux Klan. We are taking our lives back. Please join us in showing your support for the LGBTQA+ community of our town, by hanging a rainbow flag on your business this year.

If you are wondering, why I am the one contacting you, let me tell you what the Ku Klux Klan did to me. Keeping in mind, that I am only 1 of the more then 140 people in this town of Old Orchard Beach, that these things have been happening to.

I'm a woman who has had 7 miscarriages, and wears what locals call "elaborate clothes" (I wear the traditional clothes of my people - Persian Gypsies, who lived in Scotland for centuries before coming to America.) Because I have no children, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, beat me up, calling me a transsexual, claiming only a gay man would dress like I do, claiming that the reason I have no children is because I'm not really female.

They left me paralyzed and crippled. They crushed my hip, my pelvis, my knee, and my spine, and took away, what little chance I had to carry a pregnancy to full term. A Gypsy woman and a Mormon, two cultures, where nothing is more important than family and children.

I'm crippled for the rest of my life. I was paralyzed for 5 months. Spent 18 months relearning to walk. I can barely walk now, 4 years later. It's why I'm now on a cane. Any hope I had of having children is gone now.

That's the reality, of the gay hatred of this town.

They hate gay men so much, here in Old Orchard Beach, that they are willing to beat up a childless woman, in ill health, accusing her of being a transvestite, saying that because of her clothes and her childlessness, she MUST be a man, pretending to be a woman.

Because these evil people took away my ability to have children, I had cats; but they took my cats, and cut off their heads, and nailed them to my door.

I used to have a Shetland Pony. 28 years. They beat her head in with a rock.

I used to have pet bantam roosters. One morning I woke up, to find them, 75 of them, their heads cut off, nooses tied round their headless necks, and hanging in my rose bushes.

They blew up my house with a bomb, and left a Ku Klux Klan cross behind.

Someone with access to a garbage disposal truck, drove 7 garbage trucks into my farm, dumped garbage in my yard. The pile of garbage was 175' long, 30' wide, and 12' tall.

Then someone with access to a sewage truck, pumped my motorhome full of hundreds of gallons of feces, that was three feet deep.

Not one of my neighbours helped me, through any of this. Not one. Because they were the gay haters who did it. I've lived here for 42 years. Most of my neighbours, their yards were forest 20 years ago. I remember when our town celebrated 1,000 residents. 83% of you didn't even live here 10 years ago.

I have agoraphobia. Before the bomb blew up my house, I hadn't set foot off my land in 31 years. I keep to myself and I've never bothered anyone. I don't know why in July 2001, they suddenly stormed into my yard with paintball guns and started shooting at me.

Since July 2001, there have been more then 200 acts of violence, vandalism, hate crimes, death threats, shootings, bombs, terrorism, murdering and abuse of my pets. And I don't know why. Why are these people doing these things? I don't know who they are or why these strangers come trespassing into my land to kill, steal, and destroy everything I own.

I used to have tens of thousands of flowers. Hundreds of bird feeders, dozens of garden gnomes, and two hundred pink flamingos. Rose bushes used to line my yard from the road all the way to swamp - 200 feet of roses - gone! Thieves have stolen every last one. They come up here with shovels and dig up my plants. Steal my garden ornaments. Take my bird feeders. Why?

They buried my vegetable garden with garbage. Bagged garbage. They backed city garbage trucks into my gardens and dumped them on my food crops, like this was the city dump! 3,700 wood pallets. Dozens of appliances. Hundreds of tires. WHY? What is wrong with you people?

Why do these people hate me?

Who are they and why are they doing this? I do not understand why they torment me.

I bother no one. Why do they bother me?

And why... why when the locals of this town, see what these cruel, hateful people have, why does not one of them, do anything to help me? Not one. Not one person, has ever done anything to help me. Even when I was crippled, and living under an 8x6 tarp, for 11 years, through blizzards and hurricanes, with no protection from rain or cold or snow, because a bomb blew up my house.

Good decent people don't do things like this.

Good decent people don't stand back and watch things like this happen and do nothing to stop it!

What is wrong with the people in this town?

Do you none of you have any common moral decency at all?

What is wrong with the cruel, cold, heartless people of this town?

How did you get like this?

I remember when every person in this town helped every body else.

We used to be a community. What happened to that?

Are there no decent people left in this town?

When I wrote a book, listing what they did. The Town Hall, a government organization, got a court order, to force the book out of publication.

The very same court order, that on January 4, 2016, declared LGBTQ residents were not allowed to go home. Forced out of their own homes, in a court order that BANNED gay residents from living in Old Orchard Beach.

The court order is public record. Go look it up and read it for yourself.

People who owned their homes outright - not renters, not apartments - home owners - were not allowed to set foot in their own homes. Not allowed to get their clothes. Not allowed to get their pets. Not allowed to get their phones and computers - from January 4, 2016 to October 18, 2016, when the town of Old Orchard Beach had declared itself "family friendly" by virtue of not allowing LGBTQ citizens to live in the town.

Three court houses later, on October 18, 2016, the 10th anniversary of the bomb that blew up my house, Superior court over tuned Old Orchard Beach's civil rights violating "Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach" court order.

It was the business owners, the year round residents, of Old Orchard Beach, who did these things. Motel owners, who proudly boasted, they didn't allow gays in their motels, developers, and waste removal business owners, who did these things, while they were beating up a straight woman, they accused of being a transsexual.

What they are doing is wrong. And you know it is wrong.

No good, moral, descent person, does things like this to another human being.

April 2017, a Ku Klux Klan supporter, built a new website, one they dubbed "Flamboyant Nipples". It's about Old Orchard Beach. It glorifies, encourages, and promotes terrorist hate crimes against gay men, specifically, gay men in Old Orchard Beach. They have made a bold open threat on the lives of the LGBTQ residents of Old Orchard Beach.

The Flamboyant Nipples website, took these events, these hate crimes, done to me, my family, and other residents of this town, by terrorists, and turned it into satire. Among other things, they specifically, made fun of my cats, having their heads nailed to my door and the bomb that blew up my house, and bragged that they did it.

The author of Flamboyant Nipples, thinks beating up non-white women is funny.

The author of Flamboyant Nipples, thinks beating up gay men, and dragging them naked through the streets, from the back bumper of a car, is funny.

The author of Flamboyant Nipples, thinks cutting cat heads off and nailing them to doors is funny.

I had no idea the gay hatred was so bad, until the the gay haters, attacked me: a straight woman, they falsely accused of being a transsexual man.

The Ku Klux Klan is not something to laugh at. They are terrorists destroying lives. No moral decent person supports a terrorist.

I have already reported the website to the FBI and the Old Orchard Beach Police Department, as well as to the administrators of the forums where they are posting their advertisements for the site, trying to get members to join in their terrorist attacks on our town.

The webmaster of the Flamboyant Nipples website is ACTIVELY contacting forum members trying to get them to join him in his attacks on our town.

The Flamboyant Nipples website is a VERY SERIOUS threat as he is using it to incite gay-haters to action. This web master is TRYING to get people across the country to come to our town and MURDER our LGBTQA+ community.

This is an ACTIVE DEATH THREAT being made against Old Orchard Beach's LGBTQA+ community.

How many more must die?

Are you gonna wait until it is YOUR son tied to the back of that car?

Are you gonna wait until it is YOUR cats have their heads nailed to YOUR door?

Are you gonna wait until it is YOUR house they blow up with a bomb?

The Ku Klux Klan is heightening their attacks on our community and they NEED to be stopped before MORE people die.

Somebody out there must know who the terrorist is that is running that site that is threatening our town. Please, if you know who has built the Flamboyant Nipples website, call the FBI agent in charge of the case IMMEDIATELY... don't give these terrorists a chance to kill someone else!

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322

The business owners of Old Orchard Beach, are banding together this year against the white power gay hatred of the Ku Klux Klan.

To show their support of the year round gay residents and the gay summer tourists LGBTQ friendly businesses are putting rainbow flags on their businesses.

Together we can stop bullying in Old Orchard Beach, but it takes every one of us to stand in unison and say enough is enough. The bullies running this town are so violent and use such horrific measures that our town manager Larry Mead has become their puppet. A whimpering worm, with no moral decency to stand up to them, and too many hands reaching out for the bags of money they offer him to look the other way. Bribing a town official to turn a blind eye to terrorism is a bully using the power of money to hold an entire town hostage, while his family terrorizes the town.

Are 500 dead cats and dogs from 140 families, not enough to make you say enough is enough? How many animals will these bully monsters torture to death before they do what all animal abusers do and become serial killers. Oh wait... they've already done that! Four people are already dead.

Will you continue to stand by and turn a blind eye to the truth... how long do you really think it'll be before these terrorist bullies come after YOUR family.

Think you're safe by not being gay, by not having affiliation with the LGBTQA+ community? I'm not gay either. But I have Autism and own the Autism Awareness Car and they say my car is gay, because it has marbles and teddy bears glued to it.

They say I'm gay because I wear pink dresses. They are seeing gay people and gay cars where there are none.

How long do you think it'll be before they start falsely accusing YOU of being gay too?

Do you think they'll listen to your pleas for mercy while they are beating you with a crow bar? Do you think they'll even care, that you're not gay, when they shatter your bones and leave you for dead?

They didn't care when they did it to me, why they'd care when they come after you? And they will.

We only have 3,000 year round residents of this town... in 2007 we had 12,000. Find them. Talk to them. I have been. And they're all saying the same thing, that they left Old Orchard Beach because they were "tired of being bullied by Jim Thomas's men". 9,000 people. There's only 3,000 of us left.

A community of 12,000 decimated by the extreme bullying terrorist activities of gay hating hate mongers.

We business owners of Old Orchard Beach are taking a stand against the Ku Klux Klan.

To help the FBI identify who the Ku Klux Klan business owners are, ALL are hanging rainbow flags. Every business. No matter how big or how small.

Don't spend your money in ANY business, motel, shop, etc, in this town, unless you see a rainbow flag on the front the business.

There is no neutrality here.

You either care about your neighbours, or you don't.

The businesses of Old Orchard Beach are either supporters of the Ku Klux Klan or they are not.

EVERY business who refuses to hang a rainbow flag this summer, will be seen by the non-white and LGBTQA+ residents of this this town, as showing their open support of the Ku Klux Klan.

When you spend money at a business in Old Orchard Beach, who's not hanging a rainbow flag, you're funding a terrorist organization.

Say no to the Ku Klux Klan.

Make this town family friendly for ALL families.

Not just white families.

Not just straight families.

This town is NOT family friendly, until ALL families are welcomed here.

Say NO to the hate crimes.

Say NO to the bullies.

Say NO to death threats.

Say NO to the violence.

Say NO to the terrorists.

Say no to murder.

Say YES to peace.

Say YES to love.

Say YES to making this town a SAFE place for EVERY family to live.

If there's no rainbow flag on the building, stay somewhere else, buy somewhere else, use someone else's services.

Don't let your hard earned money support the terrorist hate crimes of the Ku Klux Klan.

SAY NO TO MURDER

IN OLD ORCHARD BEACH!

The FBI is here in town right now, investigating these domestic terrorists of Old Orchard Beach, trying to find out, who is doing these things.

If you have any information about these crimes or any of the more the 500 other domestic terrorist hate crimes, that have been done to more then 140 non-white and/or LGBTQ families in Old Orchard Beach, call the FBI agent in charge of this case:

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322

“Don’t turn your face away.
Once you’ve seen,
you can no longer act like you don’t know.
Open your eyes to the truth.
It’s all around you.
Don’t deny what the eyes to your soul
have revealed to you.
Now that you know,
you cannot feign ignorance.
Now that you’re aware of the problem,
you cannot pretend you don’t care.
To be concerned is to be human.
To act is to care.”
― Vashti Quiroz-Vega

They Put A Bomb In My House
& And A KKK Cross In My Garden
(October 18, 2006)

They Cut Up My Cats:
(Kidnapped April 10, 2015; Returned Cut Up Mother's Day May 2015)

They Cut Up My Car:
(May 10, 2010)

They Tried To Kill Me:
(November 14, 2013; paralyzed 5 months;
damaged hip, pelvis, knee, spine,
as well as surrounding muscles, and nerves)
(Again, July 26, 2016 - rupturing 3 discs in my spine,
re-damaging hip; doing nerve damage to spinal column and leg)

Have Information?
Call FBI Agent
Andy Drewer
@ (207) 774-9322

Three things can not be hid:
The Sun,
The Moon,
& The Truth

Town Councilor Who Signed $25,000 property lien Blackmail threat, against property of people who cut car in half on his orders to do so, was Killed in murder suicide on January 26, 2017; exactly 7 years from the day he signed order to have car removed from town, sending locals into warpath, saying the "demon" killed him in a "7 year curse"

Why I don't believe in demons, aliens, ufos, ghosts, haunted cars, etc.
A look at what it was like growing up with a member of Heaven's Gate UFO Suicide Cult

A list of damages done by the 14 police officers of 3 departments, who attacked my motorhome on April, 10, 2015, who took my cats at gun point, WITHOUT A WARRANT, while claiming they were looking for cannibals.

The 175' long, 30' wide, 12' tall pile of garbage, city dump trucks and city garbage truck (7 trucks total) dumped on my land; July 13, 2013
(Note a deranged hate monger with a back hoe, illegally drove over my house on August 8, 2013 a month after I filmed this video.)

“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse, and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.” ― Desmond Tutu

Do YOU Find THESE Things Funny?
The Author of A Site
Dubbed As "Flamboyant Nipples"
Thinks The Ku Klux Klan's Terrorist Hate Crimes
In Old Orchard Beach Are Hilarious,
Thus They Made A Web Site On
How Funny It Is To Beat Up Gay Men, Cut Cat Heads Off, and Bomb Houses
Here's Video Footage of Just a Few
of The Terrorist Hate Crimes
The Flamboyant Nipples Web Site
Chose To Make Fun Of:

Do You Know Who Drove This Backhoe
Over My House August 8, 2013?
Have Information?
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer
@ (207) 774-9322

The Tarp - My "House"
Since The Bomb Blew Up My House
October 18, 2006

Above: The garbage vandals dumped in my yard, the day they shreaded my tarp

Below: The house days after the bomb blew it up

Or Maybe You Find These Shootings,
Beatings, Death Threats, and other forms of bullying,
CAUGHT ON CAMERA
in Old Orchard Beach.
Maybe You Find Things Funny Too?

Too Long To Read?
Let Me Sum It Up For You Live:
(This is a video of the Flamboyant Nipples website,
a screen recording of it's pages, and content:)

^^^ Flamboyant Nipples ^^^
(link to the site is shown in the video above^)
(I will not direct link to hate propaganda or cyber bullies from my site,
you'll have to pause the video and direct type the url)

I challenge the motels, hotels, and businesses of Old Orchard Beach, to start putting up rainbow flags...

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM....

EVERY business.... no matter how small, no matter how far off a main road onto a side street you are...

Put up a rainbow flag on your business sign. Let the world know you support gay rights and welcome the gay community in Old Orchard Beach.

Tell the year round residents & the summer tourists,
YOUR business is not
one of the gay-haters.

Tell the year round residents & the summer tourists, YOUR business is not run
by members of the Ku Klux Klan

These hate crimes need to stop.
NO ONE should be forced to live in terror!
The LGBTQA+ members of this community deserved to live here with open arms.
Their families are families too!
I say let's make this town of Old Orchard Beach family friendly for ALL families!

SAY NO THE THE GAY HATERS OF OLD ORCHARD BEACH!

Those gay haters rely on the tourist income to survive: BOYCOTT every business in this town of Old Orchard Beach that REFUSES to hang a rainbow flag on their business signs. DO NOT give your hard earned money to the gay hating business owners of Old Orchard Beach!

SAY NO TO THE HATE CRIMES!

They want to call this town of Old Orchard Beach family friendly...
well let's MAKE it family friendly then...
for ALL families!

Not just the white ones!
Not just the straight ones!
Not just the Christians!

Make Old Orchard Beach
family friendly for EVERY family!

Flamboyant Nipples.

What a name.

Sounds like something I would have thought up.

Normally I don't review websites. Flamboyant Nipples asked for a review, though I'm not sure if it was the actual site owner who requested the review or not. I got the impression the person who sent me the link to Flamboyant Nipples was not the creator of the site, but I'm not sure.

And now you're probably asking: What the hell are Flamboyant Nipples?

It's a new website that was created April 1, 2017. Which on the surface appears to be a joke and appears to be funny. But a closer look reveals it to be a hate site, hating on gays and supporting KKK terrorist acts. Specifically - it's a propaganda site made in support of the Ku Klux Klan's anti-gay terrorist attacks that have been happening in Old Orchard Beach, Maine. Meaning it was made by somebody local and probably the person doing the hate crimes.

On the surface, Flamboyant Nipples website seems funny, if you don't know the murders, house bombs, death threats, animal abuse, vandalism, hate crimes, and domestic terrorist attacks they are referring to.

To any one outside of Maine it may look like harmless fun, but any one here in Old Orchard Beach who is Gypsy, Jewish, Muslim, Black, LGBTQA, or Native American, will tell you there's nothing funny about having a gun to your head. There's nothing funny about house bombs.

Did you know there have been 5 additional house bombs, that I have never mentioned? One blew up an apartment building and killed 6 people. I only talk about the one that blew up my house and the one that blew up my doctor's office. My Muslim doctor would tell you how not funny the Flamboyant Nipples website it, if he hadn't died in the bomb and was able to tell you.

Have I ever told you about the bomb at WalMart November 2015, put in MY department where I worked? Or the bomb in 2013, put in MY classroom at Southern Maine Community College 2013, a few weeks before I was beaten up and paralyzed?

Start interviewing the families of Old Orchard Beach.

Come here to our town and actually talk to the gay men who've been stripped naked by the Ku Klux Klan and hung by their balls from the tops of flagpoles. They'll tell you how not funny the Flamboyant Nipples website is.

Did you even actually READ the Quaraun books before you wrote Flamboyant Nipples? Do you even know what the hate crimes are you are supporting? Specifically BoomFuzzy, the one that features a horrific scene where Quaraun is attacked by gay haters from his town, stripped naked, tied to a horse, dragged through the streets, beaten, then hung by hi balls from a tree and left to bleed to death, hanging in the tree for 5 days.

Did you know THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED to a man right here in our town?

The Ku Klux Klan stripped him naked, tied him to the back bumper of a car, dragged through the streets from Old Orchard Beach to Biddeford Maine - a 14 mile drive, beat him, then hung him by his balls from the giant flag pole at Rotary Park and left to bleed to death, hanging in the tree for 5 days. They did it in the dead of winter when the park was closed to the public, so it was 5 days before any one found him. He almost froze to death and suffered brain damage from hang upside down so long, the blood putting too much pressure on his brain.

You want to know how old he was?

The gay man who was dragged naked through the streets, his feet tied to the back bumper of a car?

15 years old.

He was a fifteen year old boy.

A CHILD!

Grown men did that to him. Men in their 30s, 40s, and 50s ganged up on a 15 year old boy and tortured him almost to death... because they SUSPECTED that he MIGHT be gay because he was wearing a pink suit to go to a school dance.

They didn't have any proof he was gay. They just thought maybe he MIGHT be, because he was wearing pink.

Open your eyes and look around this town. Old Orchard Beach is not a safe place for your children.

Want even more proof... go the the schools - all 3 of them, when the buses line up to take your children home, and the police cars line up with them, with police officers escorting your children from the school building to the buses. .. EVERY SINGLE DAY... because the hate crimes by ADULTS against none-white and LGBTQA+ children, in Old Orchard Beach... is THAT BAD.

Evil white power men of Old Orchard Beach, think nothing of beating up and torturing CHILDREN, taking them right from the school... it happens so much, so often, that the police force of Old Orchard Beach has to stop what they are doing every single day, to gather at the schools and escort your children safely to the buses.

Does THAT sound like a family friendly town to you?

Your kids are being bullied by grown men!

This isn't right!

You know this isn't right!

Your children should be able to play in the school playground without fear of being terrorized by the Ku Klux Klan.

Your children should be able to walk out of the school and get on the bus without police guards, without fear of being terrorized by the Ku Klux Klan.

Old Orchard Beach is NOT a family friendly town, it's not even CLOSE to being family friendly.

Grown men, business owners who live here year round, beat up a child because he was wearing pink.

Stripped him naked.

Tied him to the back bumper of a car, then drove 14 miles, to hang him from Biddeford's Rotary Park flag pole.

In the dead of winter.

A CHILD!

They did that to a child!

That's what kind of monsters we have running the businesses of Old Orchard Beach!

Men who drag children 14 miles, naked, tied to the back of their car... for 14 damned miles!

They are terrorizing children.

And no one did one damned thing to stop them.

People in the town stood around and cheered them on as they tortured a 15 year old boy, because of the colour of his clothes.

Our town needs an anti bullying campaign... one that actually gets off it's ass and does something to put an end to bullying once and for all.

Do you think that kind of torture is something FUNNY?

Do you think torturing children is something to laugh at and make fun of?

And it happened more then once, to multiple men. Rotary Park had to take their flag pole down to try to prevent it happening again. Biggest flagpole in the state of Maine, used to be a tourist attraction, gone because of the horrific hate crimes against gay men in our town.

I include references to that event in EVERY single Quaraun novel to bring awareness to the horrific things gay haters do to gay men.

EVERY ONE of the violent acts against Quaraun in the novels is based off of a REAL LIFE event here in our town. EVERY ONE OF THEM.

It's why I keep saying the Quaraun series is NOT Erotica. It's not meant to be Erotic, it's meant to bring awareness to what type of hate crimes gay men around here have to put up with. The scenes in the Quaraun books are NOT meant to be taken as sexual fantasies, they are meant to show how horrific gay men around here are treated by their/our community.

The hate crimes against gay men, especially transgender men are horrific in this area and it needs to stop. The gay community around here is too scared to fight back, but I'm not, if no one else is going to do anything to protect them, I will, and THAT is why I write the Quaraun series.

The Quaraun series is about a gay man, a transvestite, who's life is absolutely destroyed by gay haters, after they tortured him and drove his lover to suicide. He becomes a wizard to resurrect his lover. The series follows them as they live on the run, going from one town to the next looking for someplace that will accept gay men. THAT is what the series is about. How everywhere they go, they get attacked and beaten and publicly humiliated because they dare to love each other.

Quaraun is based off actual real live transvestites, transsexuals, and gay men who live here in Maine and were interviewed by me, specifically with the goal of portraying their lifestyle and the hate crimes they live with as ACCURATELY as possible.

The original idea came from the suicide of my grandmother's best friend; a transvestite who owned the dollar store in the Saco Shaw's parking lot back in the 1980s. He was the first transvestite I ever knew, he was a close friend of the family for years, and one day he was gone. He commit suicide because he couldn't take the horrific gay hatred that was thrown in his face every day. He left behind a lover that went mad with grief and then shot himself.

THAT is where I got the idea for the Quaraun series. From the REAL LIFE suicide of a REAL transvestite who a friend of mine.

Start asking about the 500 cats and dogs that vanished from our town between 2014 and 2017 - 140 families have had their pets returned cut up in pieces. They'll tell you how not funny the Flamboyant Nipples website is.

You think it's just me these things are happening too? Open your damned eyes.

These things started happening to me in 2001. I started writing the Quaraun series in 1997, but locals didn't know about it, until 2001. The hate crimes against my family, started WHEN this town found out I was writing the Quaraun books. Gay hatred in this town of Old Orchard Beach is SO BAD, that they are willing to attack, beat up, cripple, a straight woman, bomb her house, kill her cats, fill her motorhome with feces... because she was the ONLY person in this damned town willing to speak out against the anti-gay hate crimes of Old Orchard Beach.

I'm not the FIRST one they did these things too... I'm just the first straight female they did them too, that's all.

I'm just the only one with enough balls to speak out against the Ku Klux Klan. That doesn't mean I'm the only one they've terrorized. It just means I'm fed up with living in terror and am saying enough is enough. I'm taking my life back and they aren't gonna push me around any more. And I'm gonna help the gay men of this town of Old Orchard Beach get their lives back too.

Something needs to be done to stop the bullying crisis of this town of Old Orchard Beach. People are dead now! Do you not even care? You all made it clear you didn't care what the bullies did to my cats. But now it's not dead cats. Humans are dead now too. Will you stand by and do nothing while this psychopath is at large?

The gay haters of this town tried to kill me on November 14, 2013 because I wrote a book featuring a gay main character. I almost died and now I'm crippled for rest of my life.

Six months after the Quaraun books went from free to read online, to their first mass produced, mass market release (September 2, 2014), the gay haters of this town filled my motothome with feces and cut my cats heads off (April 10, 2015).

I am fed up with the viscous, violent, acts of terrorism that no one around here blinks an eye at, because it happens so often, multiple times a day, every single damned day to so many people!

Too many people in this town of Old Orchard Beach turn a blind eye to what is going on.

Too many people in this town are saying "I don't want to get involved, they'll come after me too, I have my own family to think about".

This has to end.

The bullying and harassment in Old Orchard Beach is out of control. Our community needs to unit together against these sadistic, visuos, brutal, blood thirsty bullies BEFORE they kill again. They see nothing wrong with being a bully, because they have no compassion for mankind, no morals with which to live by.

This level of terrorism is beyond insanity and some one needs to put and end to it.

I'm founder of the Proctor and Gamble Boycott, I shut down those animal test labs, it took me 27 damned years to do it, but I did it, and if I can do THAT, then I know I can shut down the gay hatred of Old Orchard Beach too.

These hate crimes need to end.

What is happening here is NOT RIGHT and NEED TO STOP!

And sites like Flamboyant Nipples, who take these hate crimes, and make fun of them, make it look like it's funny to torture gay men, are deplorable and disgusting!

The gay haters of this town like to run around bragging that Old Orchard Beach is a family friendly town, added to that phrase, that it is "family friendly because it doesn't allow gays"...

Old Orchard Beach is NOT a family friendly town until it is family friendly for ALL families even gay ones!

I challenge the motels, hotels, and businesses of Old Orchard Beach, to start putting up rainbow flags...

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM....

EVERY business.... no matter how small, no matter how far off a main road onto a side street you are...

Put up a rainbow flag on your business sign. Let the world know you support gay rights and welcome the gay community in Old Orchard Beach.

Tell the year round residents & the summer tourists,

YOUR business is not

one of the gay-haters.

Tell the year round residents & the summer tourists, YOUR business is not run by members of the Ku Klux Klan

This bullying needs to stop. These monster bullies have gotten away with it for far too long. Stop being cowards and stand up to the bullies of this town. Take your lives back. Say enough is enough and we aren't taking it any more!

These hate crimes need to stop.

NO ONE should be forced to live in terror!

The LGBTQA+ members of this community deserved to live here with open arms.

Their families are families too!

I say let's make this town family friendly for ALL families!

This daily bullying harassment needs to end.

SAY NO THE THE GAY HATERS OF OLD ORCHARD BEACH!

The bullying is out of control.

This needs to stop.

Those gay haters rely on the tourist income to survive: BOYCOTT every business in this town that REFUSES to hang a rainbow flag on their business signs. DO NOT give your hard earned money to the gay hating business owners of Old Orchard Beach!

SAY NO TO THE HATE CRIMES of Old Orchard Beach!

They want to call this town family friendly...

well let's MAKE Old orchard Beach family friendly then...

for ALL families!

Not just the white ones!

Not just the straight ones!

Not just the Christians!

Make Old Orchard Beach

family friendly for EVERY family!

Definition of a Bully:

Bullying is unwanted, aggressive behavior that involves a real or perceived power imbalance.

The bullying behavior is repeated, or has the potential to be repeated, over time.

An Imbalance of Power: Bully use their power, such as physical strength, access to embarrassing information, or popularity; to control or harm others.

Repetition: Bullying behaviors happen more than once or have the potential to happen more than once.

Bullying includes actions such as making threats, spreading rumors, attacking someone physically or verbally, and excluding someone from a group on purpose.

Verbal bullying is saying or writing mean things.

Social bullying, sometimes referred to as relational bullying, involves hurting someone’s reputation or relationships.

Physical bullying involves hurting a person’s body or possessions.

If any of the above happens on the internet it becomes cyber bullying.

(Source)

Bullies Over The Age of 18 Are Seen As CRIMINALS In The Eyes Of Federal Law:

Behaviors that are traditionally considered bullying among school-aged youth often require new attention and strategies in young adults and college students. Many of these behaviors are considered crimes under state and federal law and may trigger serious consequences after the age of 18.

Although media reports often call unwanted, aggressive behavior among young adults “bullying,” this is not exactly accurate. Many state and federal laws address bullying-like behaviors in this age group under very serious terms, such as hazing, harassment, and stalking.

(Source)

Maine Anti-Bullying
Laws & Policies

What term is used in the Maine anti-bullying laws?

Bullying.

Do these laws cover cyberbullying?

Yes.

What groups are listed under Maine state law?

The following groups are listed under Maine anti-bullying laws:

Race
Color
Religion
National origin
Ancestry or ethnicity
Sexual orientation
Socioeconomic status
Age
Physical, mental, emotional or learning disability
Gender
Gender identity and expression
Physical appearance
Weight
Family status
Other distinguishing personal characteristics
Association with another person identified with such characteristics

(Source)

Flamboyant Nipples
(screen shots of the cyber bully's site)

Started Out Funny:

Quickly Became Offensive:

...and only got worse, the more pages of the site I read.

There is a vast difference,
between crude adult humour, and hate speech.

There is a vast difference between satirizing something,
and promoting & supporting terrorist organizations.

Flamboyant Nipples, it claims to be the title of a book about wizard testicles and sheep; a dating advice guide for affiliate marketers, or so says the heading of the site.

This is not the first bullying site this monster of a cyber bully has made and EVERY TIME he makes one of these sites, MORE death, destruction, terrorism and murder happens in Old Orchard beach. We need to stop this cyberbullying bastard BEFORE he leaves the internet AGHAIN to leave even MORE death and destruction in our town.

Over the years, several web sites have been made mocking SpaceDock13, The Twighlight Manor Series, my life, etc. Have you ever noticed how those site never stick around long? They are nearly always created by a local resident of Old Orchard Beach. I don't know if this one was or not. Though the broken gibberish reads EXACTLY like a Kendra Silvermander email. Have you ever gotten an email from her? No? Be glad. A two year old could write more legible gibberish.

Just like cyber bully Kendra Silvermander, the author of Flamboyant Nipples, speaks in a gibberish, cryptic, baby-talk code, typical of someone with schizophrenia.

Just like cyber bully Kendra Silvermander, the author of Flamboyant Nipples, brags to having built the bomb that blew up my house.

Just like cyber bully Kendra Silvermander, the author of Flamboyant Nipples, brags to being responsible for the brutal beheading of my cats.

I have no reason to think that the author of Flamboyant Nipples is anyone other then the cyber bully Kendra Silvermander, with yet another new username... which would have this username #53.

And it's April. Have we gotten through an April yet, since 2005, WITHOUT a Kendra Silvermander attack? No. She returns every April/May and every October/November, every year like clockwork.

Did the owner of Flamboyant Nipples not RESEARCH me, find out who I was, and what I do to bullies like them, with site like Flamboyant Nipples? I'm the founder of the Proctor & Gamble Boycott. I have zero tolerance for bullies, hate crimes, and injustice... but most especially: animal abuse. There's nothing funny about cutting off my cats' heads and nailing them to my door.

Did they think I was joking when I said:

If life gives you lemons,

then you grab life by the balls

and say you're taking them too.

Why make lemonade when you can make testicle stew?

I don't take shit from no one,

I stand up to bullies like you.

~EelKat

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! This monthly bullying harassment needs to end. This online and offline bullying abuse needs to stop!

At first I thought it was a fan site... until I actually read what it said... and it's horrifying.

I've been here since 1997, changed urls a few times, but still the same site, still going, coming up on it's 20th anniversary August 17, 2017. There's a new website mocking my website, which we are going to call Flamboyant Nipples, because that's the title of the page that was sent to me and I just like saying Flamboyant Nipples.

You've seen me review these cyberbullies who create anti-EelKat websites before. This one, Flamboyant Nipples, focuses on the Quaraun books and disturbingly also my cats and the fact that their heads were cut off and nailed to my door.

Have you ever noticed, when we trace the ISPNs of these sites, they always trace back to either McAurthor Public Library in Biddeford or 140 Portland ave in Old Orchard beach (Blow Brothers Garbage Disposal and Sewage Company, with their garbage trucks, sewage trucks, and 4-door white pick-up trucks is what sits at 140 Portland Ave, in case you were unaware. A town council man who keeps having his hoards of illegal automatic rifles being confiscated by police, and a history of animal abuse and running puppy mills.)

What are the hate crimes?

7 garbage trucks, dumped garbage on my land - totaling 175' long, 30' wide, and 12' feet tall. Who in town OWNS a garbage truck? 140 Portland Ave. Same ispn at these websites that keep showing up.

My motorhome was pumped full of sewage, 3 feet deep. Who in town owns a sewage pumper truck? 140 Portland Ave. Same ispn at these websites that keep showing up.

The police identified the gun that shoots holes in my yard, as an automatic rifle. Who in town OWNS an automatic rifle? 140 Portland Ave. Same ispn at these websites that keep showing up.

And WHO is the FBI's #1 suspect in all the hate crimes? An employee of Blow Brothers: 140 Portland Ave.

What does every website traced back to that address (which is 2 driveways down from me) have in common?

In 2007, the website built was full of gibberish, cryptic, baby-talk code, typical of someone with schizophrenia, and was page after page after page of "articles" calling me a witch, a Satan worshiper, a demon summoner, a baby murderer, and a dog murderer - you remember the dog murderer web site don't you? And it mentioned one detail, one little detail, not known online, and could ONLY be found out, by walking into my garden and looking at it in person.

In 2010, the website built was full of gibberish, cryptic, baby-talk code, typical of someone with schizophrenia, and was page after page after page of "articles" calling me a witch, a Satan worshiper, a demon summoner, a cape wearing gay loving looney tune... And it mentioned that same one detail, one little detail, not known online, and could ONLY be found out, by walking into my garden and looking at it in person.

In 2017, the Flamboyant Nipples website built was full of gibberish, cryptic, baby-talk code, typical of someone with schizophrenia, and was page after page after page of "articles" calling me a bugger (the equivalent of nigger, only bout a gay man), a fag (another would like nigger, for gay men), bragged to having cut off my cats' heads, bragged to building the bomb that blew up my house, and made a very bold bragging to going to attack more gay men this summer. And it mentioned one detail, that same one little detail, not known online, and could ONLY be found out, by walking into my garden and looking at it in person.

In each case, the websites were written to sound like a satire novel, and seemed funny, if you didn't know the specific people, places, and events being made fun of.

Now, most of the website is off the wall hysterical. It was funny, at first.... until I got to the part where is stopped making fun of the books and started making fun of cat heads nailed to doors... and then it started bragging of doing the shootings in my driveway, the ones you've all seen caught on camera on so many videos now... and then they started bragging that they were the one who built the bomb that blew up my house...

It started out funny, but it got very disturbing and very terrifying, very fast.

Had it just been a site that made fun of the books, you'd see links to it here, with me sending traffic to it, promoting it.

But it's demented bullying author glorified animal abuse on horrific levels.

It's cyber bully author glorified hate crimes against gay men.

It's bully author bragged to being both the shooter and the bomb builder.

And the web master is posting advertisements on forums, encouraging people to join him in his homophobic terrorist crimes in Old Orchard Beach.

A site that appeared funny on the surface, turned monstrously deplorable, and disgustingly revolting, when every word of what they had to say about the LGBTQA+ community of Old Orchard Beach was read.

This is an ACTIVE DEATH THREAT being made against Old Orchard Beach's LGBTQA+ community.

And yes, I did read every page of it. It focuses largely on one novel from the Quaraun series: GhoulSpawn the Crazed and The Rose Garden of the Pink Necromancer, the book which features GhoulSpawn's sheep obsession. The parts of the site that make fun of the Quaraun books are indeed very funny.

It appears, that the site creator never actually read the Quaraun books and only read the free online sample chapter titled Sheep. Now had the site stuck with making fun of Quaraun, I would have liked the site and would have actually recommended it.

If you are a fan of the Quaraun series, you know it was originally published as a free to read serial on FanFiction.net with weekly chapters being released from 1997 til 2012, when FanFiction.net banned it and 11,000 other author's stories as well.

I have been attempted to get it back online for the about 7,000 fans of the series who've been begging me to do so, however, the Ku Klux Klan has been harassing 140 families here in Old Orchard Beach, Maine, my family being 1 of those 140 families, and getting the books back online has been difficult, especially since I was beaten up by Klansmen November 14, 2013, leaving me paralyzed for 5 months and 3 years relearning to use my legs again. I am now out of the wheelchair and able to use my hands again, and thus am again able to upload pages to my website after a 3 year long medical leave from the internet... during which time a hacker hijacked my online accounts (most notably KBoards) and pretended to be me, making a huge mess of everything, that I have spent the last several months fixing.

Had the site Flamboyant Nipples simply been mocking Quaraun, it would not have raised my suspicions.

But... it didn't just stick with making fun of Quaraun.

The parts of their site which make fun of the fact that the Ku Klux Klan, cut my cats heads off and nailed them to my door, is not funny. It's disturbing and... it says a lot about the person who made it.

The fact that they can make fun of another person's pain and suffering, the fact that they can make fun of animal abuse... you do know that it wasn't just cats who got their heads cut off right?

July 2013, my cousin Murphy had his head cut off too. This person is making fun of murder, hate crimes, animal abuse, terrorism, and bigotry, in the light which says they support those things.

4 people have been murdered here in the past couple of years.

140 families are living in mortal terror.

500+ pets, cats and dogs, have been slaughtered now in horrific acts of animal abuse used as terrorism.

Flamboyant Nipples makes references to guns shooting people in the head, glorifies anti-gay hatred (making many references to "buggery")

In short...

Like the other sites before it, which also spoke in the identical baby-talk, gibberish...

It's a hate site, written by a bigoted cyber bully, hating on gays and supporting KKK terrorist acts.

The author of the Flamboyant Nipples website is a cyber bully terrorist.

What is bully? It's a sick minded, deviant who goes out of his way to hurt people for the sake of having a laugh. A bully is a cruel, cold, heartless, bastard, who gets pleasure out of hurting people.

What is cyber bully? It's a bully online who goes out of his way to hurt people for the sake of having a laugh. A cyber bully is a cruel, cold, heartless, bastard, who gets pleasure out of hurting people.

What is a terrorist? A bully, who repeatedly causes physical, emotional, and mental harm, to the point that the bully's victims are driven to suicide, if the bully doesn't resort to murder first.

The Flamboyant Nipples website is a cyber bully who thinks cutting cat heads off is a joke for a laugh.

The Flamboyant Nipples website is nothing but a cyber bully trying to hurt other people for a laugh.

On the surface, Flamboyant Nipples website seems funny, if you don't know the murders, house bombs, death threats, animal abuse, vandalism, hate crimes, and domestic terrorist attacks they are referring to. To any one outside of Maine it may look like harmless fun, but any one here in Old Orchard Beach who is Gypsy, Jewish, Muslim, Black, or Native American, will tell you there's nothing funny about having a gun to your head. There's nothing funny about house bombs.

Start interviewing the families of Old Orchard Beach. Come here to our town and actually talk to the gay men who've been stripped naked by the Ku Klux Klan and hung by their balls from the tops of flagpoles. Start asking about the 500 cats and dogs that vanished from our town between 2014 and 2017 - 140 families have had their pets returned cut up in pieces.

You think it's just me these things are happening too? Open your damned eyes. I'm just the only one with enough balls to speak out against the Ku Klux Klan. That doesn't mean I'm the only one they've terrorized. It just means I'm fed up with living in terror and am saying enough is enough. I'm taking my lfe back and they aren't gonna push me around any more.

Hamsa
Eye of The Grigoi
Eye of the Watchers
Eye of God
Hand of God
Eye of Protection
Evil Eye
Gypsy Curse

Flamboyant Nipples is written in the EXACT SAME childish gibberish that the Kboards hacker used to re-write my forum posts back 2014 era, and appears to be written by the EXACT SAME PERSON who hacked my websites, social networks, and forum accounts.

Interestingly both the Kboards Hacker AND Flamboyant Nipples makes a reference to something very distinctive about one of my family members, something I have never mentioned online. One of the most disturbing things about the Kboards hacker is they posted pictures of my family online - pictures THEY TOOK - and when we traced the ISPN of the hacker, we found the Kboards hacker had used a public access library computer that is a 7 minute walk from my driveway... meaning whoever did the hacking, was very, very, VERY local and in al likelihood is the SAME Ku Klux Klan member who beat me up and paralyzed me, days before the hacking was done.

The Flamboyant Nipples website, makes references to those exact same things the Kboards hacker had said. Things that can not be found out about online and would only be known by someone who had actually SET FOOT IN MY YARD.

And this makes the Flamboyant Nipples website - truly terrifying as it appears the Kboards hacker is back and at it again. The man who was suspected of being the hacker, went to prison for hacking the town hall bank accounts and stealing $3million in town tax funds. And... he is recently out of prison.

And that's disturbing.

Cyberbullies like this think their bullying and harassment is harmless. Tell that to my cousin Murphy. He had his head cut off. Bullying is not a harmless activity and it needs to be stopped. The Ku Klux Klan are bullies on the worst levels. They don't just push people around: they murder them. They torture people to death, and feel justified in their bullying because they think their white blood makes them above the law, above morals, above decency.

What do you think of a person who can make fun of of a terrorist's hate crimes?

What do you think of a person who can make fun of of a murder?

What do you think of a person who can make fun of of a cat's head being cut off and nailed to it's owner's door?

What do you think of a person who can make fun of of a bomb blowing up an elderly woman's house?

Do YOU find those things funny?

Do YOU Find THESE Hate Crimes Funny?

Do You Know Who The Bully Is Who Drove This Backhoe
Over My House August 8, 2013?
Have Information?
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer
@ (207) 774-9322

The Tarp - My "House"
Since Cyber Bully "Kendra Silvermander's"
Bomb Blew Up My House
October 18, 2006

Above: The garbage vandals dumped in my yard, the day they shreaded my tarp

Below: The house days after the bomb blew it up

Or Maybe You Find These Shootings,
Beatings, Death Threats,
CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Maybe You Find Things Funny Too?

Do you know what it is like coping with bullying, when it's DAILY, ENDLESS, CONSTANT... for 19 damned years!

This steady two decades of daily bullying harassment needs to end!

Think about it...

19 Years of DAILY Bullying!

Flamboyant Nipples is a website that glorifies harassment and bullying on sadistic levels. It glorifies a terrorists who has bullied me on a daily basis for 19 years.

This steady bullying harassment needs to end.

One of the things they claim "justifies" this level of violence is the fact that they say, I'm insane.

"She has Autism, she's insane" is often the battle cry of the white haired man, the blond woman, and the red head.

During the July 2015 Saco Spirit Car Show, the 3 of them arrived at the car show and stood beside my car screaming "She has Autism, she's insane" along with the blond woman also screaming "That's EelKat, she tried to kill my husband" which she was screaming while pointing to the white haired man calling him her husband. She repeated those same words while she was beating me up with a shopping cart at Scarborough July 2016, when she ruptured 3 discs in my spine.

I don't know what she is talking about when she accuses me of having tried to kill her husband. I don't even know who any of these damned nut cases are. Before they arrived to start stalking me and beating me up, over and over and over again, I had never seen any of them.

NEWSFLASH: They are the ones wanted by the FBI, for 2 counts of attempted murder, for trying to kill me, for 19 years of stalking men, for blowing up my house with a bomb, and for murdering my cats.

But the keep saying I'm "insane" claiming that's their justification for these things (in addition to their other justifications, where they call me a witch, a transsexual, a eunuch, demon possessed, and a transvestite... and every time they say ANY of those things, like to add on the phrase "god told told".)

Am I as they put it "insane"?

Yes.

Yes I am.

And I have the papers to prove it. Unlike the rest of the residents of Old Orchard Beach, who completely deny their lack of sanity and swear up and down they are perfectly normal and that every one on the planet acts like they do...

I'm perfectly willing to admit I have:

Savant Autism

Schizo Effective Personalty Disorder

PTSD

OCD

and

Agoraphobia.

And for people who ask: "But why glorify it?"

It's not that I glorify it... it's that I've been through extreme bullying from so called "normal" people who in actuality had worse mental health issues then I had. And while they turned to viscous violence, bullying brutality, and absolute complete denial that anything was wrong with them to the point of complete refusal to take their meds even after being diagnosed... I simply decided to embrace the insanity that is me, with all the bright coloured paintings and art work that comes with it.

There's a vast difference between managed mental health manifested with creative expression vs unmanaged mental health manifested with violent brutality.

There is no shame in admitting you are insane.

It's the ones who tell you they are normal, that you have to watch out for, because they are the same ones who think nothing of beating you to a pulp, putting bombs in your house, and cutting your cats' heads off while saying "god" told them to do it.

Never turn your back on them.

And hey, if cutting cars in half, blowing up houses with bombs, burning books, nailing cat heads to doors, and crippling elderly women is something ALL normal people do... well then, I'm glad I'm too insane to do those things.

You see, I'm too insane to "obey god" when he says "build a bomb, blow up that witch's house" the way the "normal" residents of Old Orchard Beach do.

I'm too insane too "obey god" when he says "kidnap those cats, cut their heads off, nail them to the witch's door" the way the "normal" residents of Old Orchard Beach do.

I'm too insane too "obey god" when he says "that car has a demon in it, kill the car to kill the demon" the way the "normal" residents of Old Orchard Beach do.

No... I'm faaaar too insane for the violent activities of the "normal" people in Old Orchard Beach... I'm too busy painting things pink, beading everything, and CosPlaying Elves to have time to to the violent acts of brutality that the "normal" residents of Old Orchard Beach do.

I'm too insane to stood the the caveman style uncivilized savagery the "normal" people in Old Orchard Beach think is "normal" and "okay" because "god told them it was".

No, I'm glad I'm not "normal" like them, and so yes, I do glorify my insanity, as a way to proudly proclaim the fact I am NOT on the side of the violence and brutality that residents of Old Orchard Beach say their violence is "normal" and "every one does it". No, not every one does it. I don't. And according to the summer tourists, neither does any one else in the country either.

But keep in mind, this is Old Orchard Beach, Maine, the 99.9% white town of the 99.9% white state; whitest town of the whitest state in America. I'm that .1% not-white. Which is WHY, I have no friends, not one single solitary person to talk to in 42 years, because I'm not white enough to deserve friends.

I'm so not white enough that it's okay for me to be beaten up and paralyzed for 5 months, though. Police didn't make out a report or do an investigation, because I'm not white enough to matter for Old Orchard Beach,

I'm so not white enough that it's okay for them to build a bomb and blew up my house. Police didn't make out a report or do an investigation, because I'm not white enough to matter for Old Orchard Beach,

I'm so not white enough that it's okay for them to fill my motorhome with feces and cut my cats heads off. Police didn't make out a report or do an investigation, because it was the police officers who did it - 14 of them, who gathered together in a gang on April 10, 2015, to attack a half-blind crippled woman. An attack they did WITHOUT A WARRANT. Because I'm not white enough to matter for Old Orchard Beach,

I'm so not white enough that it's okay for trespassers to destroy my crops and tear up my flowers. Police didn't make out a report or do an investigation, because I'm not white enough to matter for Old Orchard Beach,

It doesn't matter that I was mute for 37 years of my life and had not set foot of my land for 31 years, and the only contact I've ever had with ANYONE was with the violent, terrorist trespassers who invade my privacy to beat me up, accuse me of being a witch, spread rumours and lies about me calling me gay-eunuch-transsexual-transvestite-witch, it doesn't matter that I keep t myself have have never initiated contact with another human being in my entire life.... no... I'm not white and by that virtue alone that gives them the right to destroy my house, cut my car in half, murder my pets, and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.

You think joking about the Ku Klux Klan is FUNNY?

You think the Ku Klux Klan is NORMAL?

You think EVERY BODY runs around screaming "god told me too" while bombing houses, killing cats, and beating up elderly woman?

They think there nothing wrong with hurting people.

They take joy in causing pain and suffering.

They relish in the slaughter of innocents.

They think terrorizing people makes them big and powerful.

Their hearts are filled with hate and malice.

Not one ounce of love, goodness, or kindness flows from them.

They know nothing of mercy and compassion.

They only know cruelty and hate.

By their fruits, ye shall know them.

The followers of Satan came to kill, steal, and destroy.

The followers of Jesus bring goodness, love, peace, joy, and light.

By their fruits, ye shall know them.

The residents of this town, proclaim "god told them to do it" every time they kill, steal, and destroy. Will what god teaches violence? What god teaches hate? What god teaches you to build bombs? What god teaches you to beat up crippled women? What god tells you to cut off cat heads and nail them to doors? Not Jesus. Jesus never taught those things. You call yourselves Christians? Look around you at the bloodshed you bring? You're not Christians, you're followers of Satan.

Look to their deeds.

Look to their actions.

Do they help their fellow mankind as Christ taught?

Or do they hurt every one they meet, they way Satan taught?

You call yourselves Christians? Christ would spit on every one of you and shake your dust from his feet. You follow him in word only, not in deed. Your actions speak far louder then your words.

Well if THAT is what YOU call "normal" then I say to hell with you and your damned, viscous, violent, cruel, heartless "normal". I want no part of it.

And I'me getting tired of asking nicly for these jackass bigots to leave me alone.

WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE!!!

LEAVE ME ALONE!

GET YOUR SATANIC ASSES OFF MY LAND!

STOP MURDERING OUR PETS!

LEAVE ME ALONE!

GET OUT OF MY YARD, GET OUT OF MY LIFE, AND LEAVE ME ALONE YOU INSANE HOUSE BOMBING, CAT MURDERING, GAY-HATING, WHITE POWER PSYCHOPATH!

GET PSYCHIATRIC HELP YOU FUCKING JACKASS BASTARD, YOU NEED IT MORE THEN ANY ONE ELSE IN THIS TOWN!

MURDER IS NOT NORMAL!

GOD DIDN'T TELL YOU TO DO ANYTHING, YOU GOT A DAMNED MENTAL PROBLEM.

Let's think about something here...

I'm just a harmless old lady who likes to dress like and Elf and paint everything pink and write stories about Elves having sex with Unicorns. For THAT, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, call me crazy, build a bomb, blow up my house, stand in my drive way and shoot at me, kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, I was paralyzed for 5 months because they trespassed up in here and beat me up, 3 years later I finally recover and start walking again and they beat me up again this time with a shopping cart rupturing 3 discs in my spine while screaming "kill or be killed remember Saco Shaw's!" and they cut my car in half. I'm sorry, WHO exactly is the crazy person here?

Yes, I wear pink ball gowns every day.

Yes I wear fake pointy ears and long white Rapunzel wigs.

Yes, I paint my cars, my motorhome, and my mailbox pink.

Yes, I write about Elves having sex with Unicorns.

So the fucking hell what?

I haven't set foot off my land in 40 years. The only time I have contact with people is when THEY trespass on my yard and invade my privacy. And you know what? I've always welcomed them with happy smiles and open arms, made them meals and served them tea, and spent the day happily chatting with any one and every one who wanted to visit me. I love it when you people stop by to visit me as it's the only time I have any one to talk to other then my cats... oh wait... I don't have ANYONE to talk to any more, now that sociopath freaks murdered them and nailed their heads to my door!

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who built a bomb and blew up my house!

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the violent trespassers who stands in my drive way and shoot at me.

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, and cut my car in half.

I mean REALLY stand back and look around.

All I'm doing is wearing strange cloths. I'm not the violent animal abusing, bomb building, psychopath beating up elderly women... THEY are.

There's a hell of a big difference between a half blind elderly woman dressing up as comic book characters and not bothering one damned person, and violent psychopathic criminal creeps beating her up, bombing her house, driving a back hoe over 3 more of her houses, cutting her car in half, filling her motorhome with feces, murdering her horse, and slaughtering her cats!

On November 14, 2013 I was beaten up at Southern Maine Community College, paralyzed for 5 months, was relearning to walk and relearning to use my hand for 18 months. I was offline that entire time. I returned online March 2016, to find that a hacker had taken over nearly all of my online accounts, social network accounts, forum accounts, and even here, and had been posting online pretending to be me.

Know that between November 14, 2013 and March 31, 2016, that I was NOT ONLINE and all posts made between those dates were not made by me.

On July 28, 2016 the same group of people who beat me on November 14, 2013, arrived at my workplace and beat me up again, this time with a shopping cart while screaming "kill or be killed, remember Saco Shaw's all transsexuals are alike".

I was once again paralyzed, this time for 3 months, and this time suffering 3 ruptured discs in my spine.

Old Orchard Beach has a crazy person in it all right, but isn't me... and the residents of this town need to get off their asses and tell the FBI who this white haired man and his blond wife and red haired sister-in-law are BEFORE THEY KILL ME! The red haired woman calls herself Kendra Silvermander.

The white haired man drives a 4-door-white pick-up truck. The blond women drives a gold volvo suv and is often accompanied by a red haired woman who identifies herself as "Kendra Silvermander".

The red-haired woman wears lime green glasses and usually carries a tiny white poodle that she called "my dragon child", the poodle is sometimes dyed purple and sometimes wearing a purple dragon costume. This woman acts EXTREMELY child-like and appears to have a serious mental handicap. She often brags "I'm off my meds" while attacking me. She is EXTREMELY violent.

The 4-door white truck is some times driven by a bald man. I don't know if this is the same man as the white haired man or not. I think the white haired man and the bald man are both the same person and not 2 separate people. The white hair looks VERY fake, like a cheap Halloween wig. I've never seen his face (I'm legally blind in one eye and nearly so in the other). He appears to be a younger man in his 30's trying to disguise himself to look like an older man in his 60s. I am 5'6" and he is quite a bit bigger then me. Possibly over 6 feet. Very broad shouldered (like a football player).

The 2 women look much older. The blond woman is quite "weather beaten", bad completion, like someone who spends too much time in the sun for too many years. She appears to be in her 60s, possibly younger with premature wrinkles? Her stick straight (possibly salon straightened) shoulder leanth hair is a dirty blond, that she sometimes has dyes with very fake platinum blond stripes. (Her hair was striped like this the day she attacked with the shopping cart.)

The 2 women make a habit of following me to work. (I am a retail merchandiser and drive upto 100+ miles a day covering multiple stores). They have attacked me with shopping carts at:

Saco Shaw's

Biddeford WalMart

Scarborough Walmart (multiple times)

Sanford WalMart.

This steady, daily, weekly, monthly, bullying harassment needs to end. They've been doing this since July 2001. Before the FBI arrived to investigate these terrorist hate crimes, I thought I was the only one it was happening to. But I wasn't. I now know that there are 140 others in our town these things have happened to as well...and those are just the ones who had the corage to come forward and speak out.

Our town had 12,000 year-round/winter residents in 2007.

Now in 2017 is has 3,000.

I've been hunting down the 9,000 people who now live in Saco and Biddeford, and asking why they left, and every one of them said it was because they were "tired of being bullied by the town manager", "tired of being bullied by Jim Thomas", "tired of being bullied by Dan Feeney", "tired of being bullied by Kathy Smith", and/or "tired of being bullied by (name of back hoe owner removed -see State of Maine, Biddeford District Court and ask for copies of Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574 and CV-15-58/CV-15-59, the Alfred Superior Court Docket #CV-15-299, for full details on why the name of the man who hacked my website and posted his name all over all of my online accounts, after beating me up and leaving me paralyzed for 5 months, while he was hacking my accounts, was removed )".

9,000 people.

That's a lot of people.

And from what I've seen this group of terrorist bullies is only 10 people. How can 10 scum bags, drive 9,000 people out of their homes in the last 10 years and no one have the balls to stand up to them?

That's absolutely ridiculous.

I've been asking these people: Why didn't you band together and fight back?

And in every case, they said "I thought I was the only one."

9,000 people driven from their homes and each one thought they were the only ones being bullied.

How does something like this happen?

How does 75% of a community get driven out by 10 bullies and each of those 9,000 people end up saying "I thought I was the only one"?

This is outrageous injustice on levels of insane extremes.

It's 3 people. Just 3 people. With fewer then 10 followers. How does a group so small, incite so much terror in a town, that they successfully drive 9,000 residents out of their homes?

Has our community fallen apart that badly, that NO ONE in this town has any clue the hate crimes and terrorist acts being done by bullies to their own neighbours?

Old Orchard Beach used to be a close knit community. How did it get like this? When did you all become blind to what is going on around you?

Yes, I know how visious and brutal and cruel and abusive and violent this small group of bullying terrorists are, but I also know that I have civil rights and they have NO RIGHT to do these things to me.

YOU have civil rights too!

Stop letting these bullies walk all over you and stand up for your rights!

Kendra alone without the blond woman or the man, has beaten me up, punching me in the head, hitting me in the face, while I was eating at the Panera Restaurant in Westbrook.

They have a few times been accompanied by a third woman, calling herself "Deana". A small chubby woman in her 20's with sandy brown hair. She calls herself "The NaNoWriMo ML of Saco". She once had her husband with her. He is a blind man, walks with a white cane. She shows up at restaurants and libraries while I'm eating, working, or studying. She always comes in and says "Kendra sent me"

The red-haired woman calling herself "Kendra Silvermander" has beaten me up 3 times now at the Westbrook Panera restaurant - in October and November 2010.

It was the man who beat me up in 2013 and his 2 women who beat me up in 2016. (The Deana woman has never been violent and doesn't appear to be involved in the attacks, appears to be just "a messenger". The last time I saw Deana, she said she would be no longer working for Kendra as she was expecting a baby and wanted to focus on her family. That was at the Golden Rooster Restaurant in Saco, in November 2009.)

These people attack viciously and violently EVERY single April/May and October/November of every year since 2001, during the two National Novel writing Month writing contests which Kendra Silvermander claims to be the head of (I know she is not, because Chris Baty and Heather Dudley, of San Francisco, California are the owners and heads of NaNoWriMo.) Kendra Silvermander also claims her father owns FunTown Amusement Park in Saco (I checked, and the owners of FunTown have never heard of her). Kendra also claims her aunt owns the little blue breakfast cafe beside Landre's Market at the corner of Cascade Road and Portland Ave in Old Orchard Beach. I checked - the owner is not related to anyone named Kendra, but does report having a niece named Deana.

This mysterious red head, appears to be the ring leader. Calls the white haired man her cousin and the blond woman her sister. The blond woman claims to be the white haired man's wife, though if she is, she's much, much older then him. When together they act more like mother and son then husband and wife.

The white haired man refers to himself as "The Royal Family of Old Orchard Beach" and claims to have paid $6million for his house, claims to have "inherited millions" from his father, which he says gives him the right to run the town and give orders to the town hall. On July 15, 2015 he arrived in my driveway driving a giant landmover sized construction dump truck, green with a red apple painted on the side - the same red apple painted on the side of the backhoe that ran over my house August 8, 2013, bragging that the town hall took my cats on his orders. The dump truck was filled with black trash bags of garbage and appliances which he was attempting to dump in my yard... while he was there, because he was there, I parked my motorhome across the end of my driveway to keep him out, and he went into an infuriated meltdown, yelling that he keeps a gun for "shooting woodchucks" in his truck and would use it to "blow your brains out" if I refused to move the motorhome to let him into my yard with the haul of garbage he was trying to dump.

He drove up the logging road across the street from me, then came back out minutes later driving a 4-door white pick-up truck, screaming out the window that he was going to the town hall to order them to remove my motorhome so he could access my driveway to dump his garbage. THIS man... does not appear to be the same white haired man who beat me up. His hair is far more grey, natural looking, and he's a little guy, not much bigger then me, very skinny, probably only 5'9" or so. He appears however, to be the man, the bald haired man (who USUALLY drives the 4 door white truck) is trying to look like.

I've only seen the little, skinny older man twice: that day July 2015, and again September 12, 2015 when he returned with police officers DeLuca, Ladecaca, and Regan, and tried to make them remove my motorhome, claiming that it was "too gay for the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach". The police just laughed at him and told him there was no laws against painting a motorhome pink, to which he responded to say, that he'd force the town hall to make a law banning gays and their cars from living in Old orchard Beach.

He claimed to work at the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall, calling himself the "zoning board of appeals" but when I asked at the Town Hall, they knew nothing of him and have no such thing as a "zoning board of appeals". He claims to own a motel and brags that it does not allow gays or non-whites inside, boasting that he and someone named "Dan Feeny" are passing laws to ban gays from Old Orchard Beach. There is someone named Dan Feeny at the town hall be he denied knowing anything of being part of making such laws.

The LITTLE skinny, and ACTUALLY old white-haired man, does not appear to be aware that the younger bald man is dressing up like him and using his trucks to attack me.

It appears the blond woman may ACTUALLY be the younger bald man's mother, not his wife as she claims.

The police reports of September 12, 2015 identified the LITTLE white haired old man from that day. However, I don't think he is the man who normally drives the 4-door white truck that keeps attacking. He's not much bigger then I am, and he looks very old, his hair is grey white, not snow white; and the man who attacks is MUCH bigger then me, both taller and more muscled, (definitely someone who works out and lifts weights) looks to be in his 30s, and is wearing a very bad, cheap Halloween wig to try to look like the little old man.

The identity of the bald man who wears a white wig and pretends to be the old man named on the September 12, 2015 police report, remains a mystery. Whoever this younger man is, he has access to the keys of the trucks which are owned by the older man.

The FBI is looking for the DRIVER of the trucks, not the OWNER. The owner is known. The DRIVER however, is a DIFFERENT man then the OWNER.

The OWNER said in court, in front of a judge, under threat of perjury, that his back hoe was stolen when it driven over my house June 2001 and that he was NOT the one driving it.

The FBI wants to know WHO stole his back hoe.