Happy 2026!
It is our 30th anniversary here at Space Dock 13!
On the web since 1996!
You have encountered an extremely old website that continues to exist in old web ways, the same way it has done for now three decades.
In spite of being now 30 years old this year, started in 1996, it is still heavily active and old pages updated daily, new pages added daily, still now in 2026. All hand written, all hand coded (no AI), all by me, same as it ever was.
We Still Exist: The Old Web Did Not Go Away, You Just Forgot How To Find Us
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This site was NOT designed for mobile devices (as they had not been invented yet when I created it) thus this site looks best on a computer, at 1280x768 or above. |
This is a very old website created in 1996, so, yes, javascript is needed for the site to work as it should. If things don't function, you may need to update javascript drivers on your device |
This site tries to be mobile friendly but it's been online since 1996, so old pages may not load right on mobile devices, and as this site has had pages added near daily for 30 years there are now over 20k pages here. |
Having started out in life as a GeoCities site, this site contains glitter, bright colours, blinkies, moving gifs, and other things the old web was known for. |
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If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:
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My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.
As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.
There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.
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The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.
There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.
I shouldn't have to say this, but people keep contacting me, so apparently I do:
If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
Do you know who this woman is?
On August 8, 2013 she drove a backhoe over my house. On November 14, 2013 she arrived at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me with a golf club and murdered my son. One June 24, 2016, days after my first attempts to walk again, she attacked me with a shopping cart at Scarborough, Walmart, reinjuring the Nov 14, 2013 injury.
She crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet id-ed the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club.
Complete details of EVERYTHING she did is on this page here.
The golf club woman who called herself Clair as she looked November 14, 2013. Her hair is a weird chin leangth pageboy (very Medival style cut) platinum blonde with wide brown/black dyed stripes in it (like a reverse of Lily Munster, but the stripes are several, almost like a zebra). I am 5'6" and she was a LOT taller then me, like closer to the height of a man; she had thin lips like a man, and large nose like a man... she COULD have been a man disguised as a woman, given the ease with which she severed my spine....she's is a LOT stronger then is typical for a woman). She was wearing a chambre blue denim "blazer jacket over shirt" and a button up mens shirt (possibly flannel) and blue jeans. The bulk of her yelling was focused on accusing me of being transgender, even while ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and bashing his head in with a golf club. |
The Claire woman as she looked during her shoping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart June 2016, the attack with left me paralyzed and in a wheelchair. Her hair was dyed dark red, and she drove away in a gold Volvo 240 Station Wagon of a late 1980s/early1990s model, with a "458" on the lisnce plate.... If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
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If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
Good god! We just found out about yet another slanderous rumour this woman has been spreading? When does it end? How many more of these things are out there?
Video explains what else she's done ...
If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
If you encounter anyone claiming my car is haunted, demon possessed, or somehow connected to Stephen King please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
If you encounter anyone claiming I believe in aliens or was an alien abducttee, please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
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Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer: Art by Wendy Christine Allen |
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King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn: Quaraun's husband, BoomFuzzy aka King Gwallmaiic, a Scottish Phooka, who is King of The UnSeelie Court. BoomFuzzy’s Unicorn Lich form BoomFuzzy's Dragon form (technically he classifies as a Dragon Shifter/Dragon Lord, he just prefers to be a Unicorn instead) |
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Glinta aka GhoulSpawn the Crazed Quaraun's other husband, GhoulSpawn, the one that is still alive and being haunted by Quaraun's dead first husband BoomFuzzy |
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The lighthouse under attack from giant undead crustaceans. |
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BoomFuzzy's food truck, a 1968 robin egg blue Volkswagen 23 window Kombi Bus |
Quaraun's pink silk tent |
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New to the series and not sure which story to start with? These here in this purple box are good places to start, to get a good introduction to the three main characters, their personalities, and the world they live in: |
There is more information about the series after the following index list:
The Park Bench Method of Writing
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Not sure what the series is about?
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Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post
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How well do I know Quaraun? - Let's find out!
to find out more about the plot and lore of the series.
Or try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books:
(NOTE: EVERYTHING on this list is already published, but as there are over two thousand stories, not all have links yet, as it takes time for me to find all the urls, ; if a story you want to read does not yet have a link, just use the search box at the bottom of the page to search for it.)
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~oO0~ Twighlight Manor series 35th anniversary rewrite of the original

This story was written as part of NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025
(The goal is 1,667 words a day or 50k words in 30 days)
Note: Many of these stories were published with much longer word counts then listed here. The word counts listed here are the 1st draft word counts which were counted towards National Novel Writing Month; however throughout December onwards, these stories were edited, rewritten, and expanded, resulting in the published stories having more words; for example, something listed here as having 1,234 words, might have 5,678 words when published.)
This set includes the following stories:
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NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 9:
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Everything on this list was written using: The Park Bench Method of Writing
Additional stuff written from November 2025:
For those unaware: November is National Novel Writing Month, and traditionally, writers set aside the month to write 50k words in 30 days (which is 1,667 words a day for 30 days) towards a fiction novel draft.
While the month is "novel writing month" (the month to write a fiction novel) writers of non-fiction and fiction formats other then novels also join the fun.
There are many companies who hosts writing challenges and writing competitions, that you can join, or you can just do it on your own.
Every year since 2004 I personally set aside the month of November to write 200k words in 30 days instead of 50k (so 6,666 words a day instead of 1,667). I've reached that goal for 23 out of 25 years. 2025 is my 26th year doing it.
If you'd like to join one of the online groups, just do a Google/Bing/ChatGPT search for "novel writing month writing challenges" and you'll quickly find dozens going on. There's bound to be one that's right for you.
For 2025 I will be tracking my progress via ProWritingAid's NovNov (Novel November).
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Looking for my annual NaNoWriMo Prompts and Dares? I've been publishing these every year since 2004! Looking For The Daily NovNov/NaNoWriMo 2025 Updates?
(Near) Daily Vlogs can be found on TikTok and YouTube: Looking For The (near) Daily Drabbles?
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This story was written as part of NaNoWriMo 2024
(The goal is 1,667 words a day or 50k words in 30 days)
This year I used the following Daily writing prompt List:
Note: Many of these stories were published with much longer word counts then listed here. The word counts listed here are the 1st draft word counts which were counted towards National Novel Writing Month; however throughout December onwards, these stories were edited, rewritten, and expanded, resulting in the published stories having more words; for example, something listed here as having 1,234 words, might have 5,678 words when published.)
This set includes the following stories:
Other stuff written this week, but it's non-fiction so I've not included word counts:
Everything on this lists was written using: The Park Bench Method of Writing
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.

Seen in image:
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The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.
In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.
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Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion.
BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.
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The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.
GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.
- Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
- Not seen here:
Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.
The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
These Stories are cross published on:
You can find even more about Quaraun novels, novellas, novelettes, short stories, poems and drabbles at these locations:
| Amazon AC1 | Amazon AC2 | Blogger | DeviantArt | FB Profile | FB Page | FB Short Story Writers Group | FictionPress | Google Business | Google Developers | Gravatar | GumRoad | Instagram | Itch.io | LinkedIn | Medium | Myspace | NexusMods | Notd | OnlyFans | PayPal | Pinterest | Quora | Reddit 1 | Reddit 2 | Spoonflower | Steam | TikTok | Tumblr | Twitch | Twitter-X | Vocal | YouTube | Zazzle |
🌸🦄🌸 This work of fiction is a part of a long-running series of novels, novellas, short stories, and poetry, that I have been writing & publishing since 1978 (50th anniversary coming in 2028!) spanning over 3k published works. 🌸🦄🌸
The series is a blend of the following genres, themes, and topics:
#OwnVoices - Gypsy Characters Written by Gypsy Author | 40th Century Dystopian Maine | A raw, broken world full of predators, trauma, and psychological warfare. | A trio fractured god-tier war criminals who bicker like divorced mafia families while ruling a dead world with iron magic and necromancy. | Absinthe | Absurdist/Absurdism | Accidental Incantation | Adult tone, gritty, harsh, visceral | Alienated Loners Who Lived on the Edge of Society | Alternate History | Author is not White | Autistic Main Character | Autistic protagonist | Be Careful What You Say | Be Careful What You Wish For | BioDome & Eco-Fiction | BioPunk | Bisexual Relationships | Bizzarro | Black Characters | Blind Characters | Bumbling Wizards | Camping, Glamping & Outdoor Adventure Fiction | Carny Gypsy Caravan & Vardo Life Tales | Ceremonial Magic | Character Studies | Character Study | Character-driven worldbuilding | Characters Are Not White | Comical Overreacting | Cosmic Horror | Counter Culture Lifestyle | Cozy Fantasy | Cozy Romantasy | Cthulhu Mythos | Culinary Fiction | Cursed Magic Items | CyberPunk | Dark Fantasy | Dark Romance | Deal with the Devil | Demonic Contracts | Demons | Dialogue Vignette | DinoPunk | Disguised as Male | Domestic Fiction | Driven to Suicide Themes | Dying Earth | Dystopian | Dystopian 40th Century Maine | Elderly Main Character | Eldritch Horror | Eldritch Horrors | Elf Wizard | ElfPunk | Elves | EMO Goth EdgeLord | Environmental Catastrophe | EOTWAWKI | Evil Elves | Evil Faeries | Evil NonHuman Main Characters Gleefully Killing Humans | Evil Unicorns | Evil Wizards | Existentialism | Exotic Alien Planets | Experimental Abstract Literary Slice of Life | F2M Transgender MC | Faerie King | Faeries | Fairy Devilmother | Fairy Tales ReTold | Family Saga | Fantasy drug use | Fear of the Unknown Dystopian Literature | Fictional Portrayal of Psychopaths | Flying Carpets | Food Truck & Mobile Gastronomy Drama | Forgot About His Powers | Found Family | Frost Punk | FrostPunk | Furries | Furry Fiction | Furry Yaoi | Futuristic False Utopia Dystopic Societies | Gay Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Gay Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Gay Harem Romance | Gay Male Pulp Fiction Dialogue Vignette | Gay Romance | Gay/M-M-M Romance | Genderfluid characters in fiction | Gets Easily Lost | Ghost Stories | Glass Canon Wizards | Gothic Horror | Gothic Literature | Gothic Romance | Green Fairy Wine | Grimmification | Grotesque Domestic Fiction | Grotesque Families & Relationships | Gypsy Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Gypsy Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Gypsy Main Characters | Hand Wave Logic | Haunted Lighthouses | He's a Damsel In Distress | Homeless Main Characters | Hookah Smoking | Horned | Humanoid | Human Experimentation (Mad Scientist Horror) | Hyper violent, hyper dysfunctional power trio | Ice Age Punk | Intersex Main Character | Intersex/Transgender Main Character | Interspecies Romance | Isekai | Jackass Genie | Jerkass | LGBTQAI+ Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | LGBTQAI+ Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | LGBTQAI+ Fiction | Lgbtqai+ Speculative Drama | Lich Lords | Life In Maine | Lighthouse Keeper Tales | Literal Genie | Literary Fiction | Little Bit Beastly | Lovecraftian Cultists | Lover's Triangles | LSD Use | Lythande FanFiction | Macabre | Mage Tower | Magic Items | Magical Homeless Person | Magical Realism | Magically-Binding Contract | Married Gay Couple | Melodrama | MerMen | Mini Story | Minor Injury Overreaction | Mix-and-Match Critters | MM Romance | MMM Romance (yes, M-M-M Romance, 3 Ms, not 2 - Poly Romance) | MMM Romance | MPreg | MPreg Family Life | Nautical Fiction | Necromancers | Neurodivergent main character | New Weird | No Sense of Direction | Occult Horror | Off-Grid Homestead Prepper Survival Fiction | Omegaverse | One of the Primary Characters is the Ghost of a Suicide Victim and talks of his Suicide Often | Opium Use | Our Liches Are Different | Parallel Universe | Paranoid Fiction | Pastoral Fiction | Pastoral Poetry | Poke in the Third Eye | Poly Gay Romance | Poly Romance - Why Choose | Portal Fantasy | Post-apocalyptic Survival Punk | Post-comet Earth | Post-Post-Zombie Apocalypse | Powerful, but Incompetent | Prefers Going Barefoot | Prehensile Hair | Prehensile Tail | Psychological Melodrama | Queer Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Queer Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Queer Fiction | Radical Reformation Fiction | RayPunk/Raygun Gothic | Read the Fine Print | Retro-Futuristic Fantasy | Reverse Harem | Road Trip Fiction | Road Trip Travel Narrative | Satyr | Self-Harm (Cutting, and deliberate drug overdose) | Shifter Romance | Shifters | Slice Of Life | Slipstream | Slipstream Fiction | Soap Opera | Sold His Soul for a Donut | Sometimes there is a fuckingly liberal use of the fucking word Fuck for no fucking reason other than to say fuck as many fucking times as fuckingly possible | Soul Contracts | Space Fantasy | Space Opera | Space Travel | Speculative Science Fiction | SteamPunk | Suicidally depressed characters | Suicide References | Super Villian MC | Superpower Lottery | SuperVillain PoV | Surrealism | Survivalism | Sweet Romance | Sword & Planet | Sword & Sandal | Sword & Sorcery | Techno Mages | Technological Overreach | The Bad Guy Wins | The Drifter | There is a thing in the series called The Alien Bible - it is the Christian Bible rewritten by aliens, some readers found this upsetting as well | There is a zombie apocalypse going on and lots of historical figures make cameo appearances as zombies, including Zombie Jesus - this seems to frequently upset readers so yeah here's a warning for that | Third-person limited | Thruple/Trio Relationships | Time Travel | Too Dumb to Live | Transgender Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Transgender Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Transhumanist Literature | Transman Main Character | Transman MPreg Yaoi | Unmarried Live-In Lovers | UnSeelie Court | Urban Fantasy | Vignette | Villain Main Characters | Voodoo Fiction | Walking the Earth | Wandering Wizard | Wasteful Wishing | Wasteland Survival | Weird Fiction | Weird West | Whatevermancy Magic Systems | While there are no sex scenes, characters often talk of their sex lives in dialogue conversations and are known to use crude words when doing so | Why Choose - Poly Romance | World’s Strongest Man | Yaoi | Zombie Apocalypse |
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I don't exactly stick to one genre and I'm constantly experimenting with new genres and new writing styles. If you don't know the meanings of any of those genres, Google can help you, I should probably make a page defining each, I might do that in the future. 🦄🌸 - -not all genres appear in every story. 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆.
🌸🦄🌸LITERARY FICTION WARNING: This entire series is Character Driven Slice of Life Vignette Literary Fiction, regardless of what genre each individual story within it may be; meaning there's a lot of dialogue, a lot of talking, a lot of thinking, a lot of monologue, a lot of characters having existential crisis, and a lot of emotional introspective, but not much action or plot going on in this heavily character driven series, that focuses largely on three non-Human bumbling wizard super villains and their often ridiculous attempts to take over Humanity.
Each story is a narrow focused look at a single event (often a single day or usually just a single sliver of a single hour) in Quaraun's life.
This content warning has been added because for some reason, more than 1,000 readers have contacted me to suggest I add it because they said they would have bought nothing in the series had they known ahead of time this was LITERARY Fantasy and not generic Fantasy.
*shrug*
I don't see the need for this content warning, but, whatever. Here it is.
Character driven fiction is highly uncommon in the fiction world, readers who are used to reading fast paced, plot driven stories WILL find their panties in a twist, if they never encountered slow moving, plotless fiction before.
This is Character driven Slice of Life fiction and does not follow the Western publishing norms of either plots or 3 act structures (beginning/middle/end).
I use the Japanese 4 act structure (aka kishōtenketsu - Introduction/Development/Twist/Conclusion), which does not start at the beginning and is left open ended without clear resolutions.
It's kind of a sometimes Cozy, sometimes semi-Erotic, sometimes borderline spatter punk gorn, usually deranged bickering lover's spat Fae-punk horror series about Quaraun, a fragile, volatile autistic necromancer, and his hypersexual undead pastry chef lover surviving a frozen post-apocalypse. An autistic necromancer battles inner chaos, eldritch threats, and love in this tender, darkly whimsical cozy fantasy on an ice age planet. A genderfluid Moon Elf necromancer and his undead Fae lover navigate grief, magic, and quiet apocalypse in a queer gothic fantasy world ruled by Fae. It's weird. Venomous jellyfish hair. Gingerbread swords. Sweet cuddles jutixpointed against fire, blood, magic, and venom. Undead lobsters. Undead moose. Psychotic evil Elves. Welcome to the gentle madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. A soft-spoken necromancer drifts through frozen forests, haunted kitchens, and forgotten spells in a quiet saga of grief, love, and magic. After the fall of the Human world, a fragile Elven mage clings to love and ritual in a world of snow, silence, undead moose, and pink silk curses. Fae-punk, cozy horror, autistic protagonist, queer necromancer, UnSeelie Court—Quaraun's magical survival story unfolds in icy solitude. Fucked-up sensuality with claws, in a world where roses bite and dust bunnies kill, Quaraun—the broken Elfin necromancer—shelters with his ghostly Fae lover and sentient kitchen. But raw, damaged, obsessed, unstable beings in a hostile world where civilization has been erased, not rebuilding. BoomFuzzy who kills over a miscooked mushroom and Quaraun who rants for 2 pages about the word 'insane' and why he isn't. All are domestic, darkly romantic, usually set in the lighthouse or food truck, from Quaraun’s POV. Quaraun is neurotic, obsessive, and overwhelmed. BoomFuzzy is lewd, sharp, dangerously charming 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆ . 🌸🦄🌸
This page, including all art, photos, and text was written & created by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All Rights Reserved.
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I write a TransMan main character, who has 2 husbands (who are the 2 primary support characters); so it’s a Gay throuple, but the genre is not Romance and Romance is not the plot (they have been married for decades, and are elderly, established throuple).
The setting is a zombie apocalypse (kind of like The Walking Dead), but the genre is more Domestic Slice of Life (like Little House on the Prairie, but in a zombie apocalypse), about the everyday domestic life of this family (the transman and his 2 husbands) just trying to live a normal life during the zombie apocalypse.
The world is extremely ruined as a comet hit the moon first, causing a nuclear winter, and it was fragments of the comet that caused the dead to rise up from graveyards, so world got hit with a double whammy of two apocalypses back to back.
Not sure what genre to call it. It belongs in LGBTQAI+ and Dystopian, but also Family Drama or Slice of Life.
Might be classified as Dark Fantasy? Because the main character (Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer) is a Moon Elf necromancer and his primary husband (King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn) is the King of the UnSeelie Court (aka he's a Faerie aka a Phooka specifically, aka a shapeshifter who likes to take the form of a Unicorn), while his secondary husband (GhoulSpawn) is a Sheep Demon (basically a Satyr but his lower half is a sheep instead of a goat).
It fits in SciFi. MC is an Elf necromancer, so, Fantasy-ish, but the setting is 40th Century Maine, during a nuclear winter, after a comet hit the moon and debri blocked out the sun, and comet dust that landed on graveyards caused dead to rise as zombies; the MC (Elf necromancer) is a lighthouse keeper, his husband (who is also King of the UnSeelie Court) is also a chef who owns several restaurants and primarily works out of a food truck.
The food truck drives itself via AI cyber-tech; an AI overload (a minor background character) has seized control of Earth's satellites so has full control of the world's electronic; but the world setting itself is basically The Walking Dead in endless winter, after a cyberpunk society collapsed into ruins because a comet hit the moon.
It's got a Fantasy slant. Moon Elf Necromancer with deadly twelve foot long JellyFish tentacle "Rapunzel hair" is the main character, his husband is a Lich Unicorn who rules The realm of Fae aka is King of The UnSeelie Court. Their live-in lover is a Demon with digitigrade sheep legs, cloven hooves, and big ram horns.
I’m not sure if my series would fit in Romantasy genre or not. It’s a Gay Throuple living in a cyberpunk 40th century Maine, after a zombie apocalypse has destroyed earth. The trio has been married for decades and now elderly, so there is no “seeking love” or “young love” or “trying to get the other’s attention” type of plot such as is standard for Romance the genre. And the setting is a dystopian far future of real Earth, so not standard Fantasy genre either.
But the reason I’m thinking maybe Romantasy MIGHT be a good possible fit, is because:
1: the main character is an Elf wizard/necromancer who is court mage of The UnSeelie Court. He is married to a Faerie who is King of The UnSeelie Court. And their third is a Demon who is apprentice to the court mage. Plus the court mage (main character) has a pet dragon.
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2: the plot line follows their domestic family life, as they try to live a normal family life, while also ruling the Realm of Fae and surviving a zombie apocalypse, with most of the plot focus being on how these things impact their (romantic) relationship with each other.
I think Cozy Fantasy would be a more accurate and better fit then Romantasy as it doesn't exactly neatly fit in and falls more into a quasi-subgenre of Romantasy then being true Romantasy itself.
I feel like the correct genre is Slice of Life Gothic Cozy Fantasy MPreg Yaoi.
MPreg Yaoi means, in terms of my series, that it's a gay trio, but one of the three is transgender (a woman living as a man, aka a transman) and so is sometimes pregnant by the other two. Many stories in the series are heavily focused on the struggles Quaraun has when he is heavily pregnant but trying to hide from the public that he is a cis-woman living as a man, giving the series a strong transgender focus.
It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Its the hostile, dystopian, domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
I use Kishōtenketsu writing/plotting format/style.
The problem is, I'm hesitant to actually call it Cozy Fantasy, because when I hear "Cozy Fantasy" I always thought the definition of COZY was the fact that there was ZERO violence and the story ONLY had good vibes.
But at the same time places like the Cozy Fantasy subreddit, make me think I'm a bit out of the loop, on what Cozy Fantasy can be... see, that sub on Reddit is used primarily by readers who ask for requests of Cozy Fantasy to read. But the #1 request is: "Can you recommend Cozy Fantasy without sexual violence, sexual assault, or rape scenes?"
Uhm... wait, what?
But I thought the definition of COZY was the fact that there was ZERO violence and the story ONLY had good vibes. But people are asking daily, throughout the day, multiple times a day, to the point of dozens of readers asking daily "Please can I just have Cozy Fantasy that has no rape, sexual assault, or sexual violence in it?".
The request for Cozy that is without SA/SV, is so common in fact, I'm seeing the add on of "no SA/SV please" be the norm lately.
Are there actual books being advertised as Cozy Fantasy that have SA/SV in them? I've not personally found one yet, but I'm pretty sure if I did I give it a 1 star review and call it out for false advertising and being a click bait/bait and switch title that just called itself Cozy to get sales and wasn't actual Cozy.
I don't know, I guess I just find it rather upsetting that SA/SV has become so commonplace in Cozy Fantasy that everyone has to outright specify they are seeking Cozy minus SA/SV.
Buuuuut, that does make me wonder, should my Quaraun books be listed as Cozy Fantasy?
The short stories are 100% devoid of sex or violence and focus on the cozy domestic life of Quaraun and BoomFuzzy trying to live together, despite being two polar opposites in nearly everything.
But the novels? The novels are vastly different from the short stories. The five novels on Amazon contain 16 sex scene, multiple sexual assault scenes, and are very violent, brutal, and focus heavily on a drunk abusive BoomFuzzy beating the shit out of frail, disabled lover Quaraun, on a nearly daily basis, to the point of beating Quaraun into a coma in the novel "GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover".
I mean, chapter one of volume one (the novel BoomFuzzy) DOES start right off with a very violent, graphic rape scene, a scene which is used to reveal to the reader right from the start, that Quaraun is intersex, having both a vagina and a penis and scrotum. Its the scene of how Quaraun and BoomFuzzy meet. Yes. They meet because BoomFuzzy attacks Quaraun on the road, beats the shit out of Quaraun, and almost rapes Quaraun, but then is so surprised to find Quaraun to be intersex, and BoomFuzzy's not knowing how to respond to this, causes enough of a pause, to give Quaraun a chance to kick BoomFuzzy in the face, break BoomFuzzy's nose, and allowing Quaraun to get away, run off, before the rape itself actually happens.
That is literally how the series opens up, it's the first thing readers see.
In volume 2, "The Night of the Screaming Unicorn" the entire 500+ page novel is one none stop sexual assault, with readers describing the book in reviews as "overly rapey", when Quaraun finds himself once again caught in one of BoomFuzzy's traps, but Quaraun doesn't immediately recognize that this is BoomFuzzy, so BoomFuzzy takes advantage of this lack of recognition to haul Quaraun off to the tavern's bedroom, tie him to the bed, and do pretty much everything except rape Quaraun. The novel ending with a very violent sex scene that is questionable consent.
The above mentioned beating that put Quaraun in a coma, is the turning point where you see BoomFuzzy scared shitless of his own violence, and BoomFuzzy does a full swing in character, giving up drinking, and becoming an over the top doting, caring, loving husband who tries very hard to never raise a hand or even his voice to Quaraun again. While the novels saw BoomFuzzy as very abusive to Quaraun, the short stories see BoomFuzzy redirecting his anger away from Quaraun, often towards the local police department with comedy results.
From there the rest of the series is largely Cozy Fantasy fully devoid of any sex or violence.
And, while the BULK of the series falls squarely into Cozy Fantasy, it does start off very violent, very sexual, very rapey, and full of domestic abuse. And I have always felt that this wild heavy hitting start, caused the series to NOT be classified as Cozy Fantasy, thus I've always listed it as Dark Fantasy or Dark Romance.
This think the thing is that the novels need to be classified as as Dark Romantasy, while the short stories have to be classified as Cozy Fantasy.
I would say too, that if you want to avoid the sexual assault and domestic violence themes, just avoid all of the novels and read only the short stories.
But then with so many Cozy Fantasy forums having a trend of people looking for Cozy Fantasy without rape, without sexual assault, without domestic violence... perhaps I was wrong to think this excluded the novels from being Cozy Fantasy? I really just don't know. Personally I would not call the novels Cozy, but I would call the short stories Cozy.
Interestingly however, in November 2025, I asked a (supposedly professional consultant who was offering to do a free "What's your genre" read through during National Novel writing Month) if they would read some of the already published books in my series and tell me what genre did they think fit best, and the result was... uhm... something I had never once thought of at all.
They read, (or so they said) all 22 of the paperback volumes that are available on Amazon, and then wrote up a 10 page report, of their findings. And their findings blew me away, because:
It turns out my series is:
...according to them...
My series is what they defined as:
They said that first and foremost my series is Comedy and should be sold as Comedy, and that the sub genreas are:
They pointed out that:
They said my series most closely matching with:
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They said people who are fans of Monty Python are my primary target reader audience.
They said readers who want more of Terry Pratchett's DiscWorld will be addicted to my series.
They said the reason I struggled to classify it, was because it has elements of Romance, elements of Cozy, elements of Fantasy, elements of SciFi, elements of Horror, but not enough of any one to firmly place it in any of those.
They said, however, what it does have is nonstop back to back comedy, tongue in cheek satire, and endless off the wall Monty Python meets Terry Pratchett's DiscWorld vibes.
Well, okay... the only problem with that is, I have no clue anything about either Monty Python or Terry Pratchett DiscWorld! So I am unable to say yes or no, to if my series is or is not like Monty Python and/or Discworld. What is Monty Python? It is like my series? I don't know. What is DiscWorld? Is it like my series? Again, I have no clue, I simply do not know either Monty Python of DiscWorld.
I guess that means I should had watching Monty Python and reading DiscWorld to my list of things to do, so I can find out if this assessment is correct or not.
The problem is, I have Autism and i do not possess an ability to understand comedy, humor, jokes, etc. I do not know how to tell if a thing is funny or not. I struggle to understand the concept of laughing and have not yet figured out how to teach myself how to laugh, nor do I understand why others laugh or how to tell when I should or should not laugh...
...sooo, there is no point at which I have ever gone out of my way write anything even remotely funny at all.
If there is humor in my series, I'm afraid I can not see it and did not put it there on purpose.
I have never read comedy, never watched comedy, as far as I am aware, but, as I lack the brain function required to process funny things, I'm not sure if I would recognize comedy if I did read or see it.
So the fact that the end assessment of my series was that it is unequivocally and without question comedy on over the top levels of hilarity (their words, not mine) has led me to be vastly confused, because I simple can not see what it is that is funny about anything I write and I don't understand where it is they found comedy in my series.
But apparently the professional assessment is that my series is Comedy that is hilariously funny, even though I never set out to write comedy and can not figure out what it is they found to be hilarious or funny in my work.
So apparently I write things that non Autistic people find to be very funny and hink is deliberate comedy, and I don't know how to feel about that. I feel like I should be highly offended by people thinking my series is something funny to laugh at, when to my mind it quite serious and there is absolutely nothing funny about it at all. I don't know if I should be sad that people laugh at it or glad that people like it because it is funny. The problem is I just don't know what it is about my books that people find to be funny or why it is they think I was writing deliberate comedy.
While this genre assessment helped me to see how others see my work, it raised more questions then it answered, because I am left to wonder why others see my work the way they do; and with my own inability to see anything funny about what I wrote, I am left not knowing why people laugh or how to repeat writing more of what makes them laugh.
It’s a part of a series that already has a bunch of volumes (138 novels, 432 novellas, 500+ poems, 3k+ short stories) published since the series started in 1978 (50th anniversary is in 2028 just 3 years away).
The bulk of the series is free to read online.
(This website has been online since 1996 and houses 20k pages of the series, uploaded to the archive during the 28 years I’ve been maintaining the site, that’s MOST of the novels, novellas, and short stories of the series. This page is an index with everything listed in alphabetical order.)
A few volumes (22 of them currently) are also on Amazon as ebooks, paperbacks, and hardcover editions as well. Link to stuff on Amazon https://amzn.to/4hjwKk2
Most stuff before 2014 was traditionally published, everything after 2014 was self published. Most of the traditionally published print edition stuff from the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s is out of print and I don’t know where you could get copies.
Since 1978, I have published 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, and 3,000+ short stories all for a single series, that readers have dubbed "The Twighlight Manor series", "The Pink Necromancer series", or "The Quaraun series" depending on which reader you ask, but is actually titled "The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane".
And yes, that number is correct, there ARE over FOUR THOUSAND published stories in the series, and in total more then TEN MILLION copies have been sold, but that number is not as "big" as it sounds, when you consider that 10,000,00/4,000 = 2,500... meaning MOST titles in the series have sold FEWER then just TWO THOUSAND copies.
Yeah.
It is NOT ten million copies of a single title. It's a lot of titles selling only a few hundred copies per title.
Meaning, that while the series in total has sold more copies then many New York Times bestsellers, each title individually has sold so few copies that chances are really high you've never heard of the series at all, especially considering that nearly 27k (twenty seven thousand) of the series most die hard fans/readers live fewer then just FOURTEEN MILES away from me, I've meet MOST of them face to face, and over 80% of the volumes sold were sold locally at festivals like La Kermesse, Moxie Festival, Oxford Fair, Saco Farmer's Market, and Yarmouth Clam festival, with only twenty two of the over four thousand volumes ever been made available online or as ebooks, and those 22 being the only volumes to been issued ISNBs.
If you live outside of a seven mile radius of Old Orchard Beach, Saco, Biddeford, Sanford, or Scarborough, Maine, you likely have never heard of me or my books at all, because I do not sell them any where else.
I think too, it is probably important to make the distinction that the novels are NOT the primary story, and in fact, you can read the series WITHOUT reading the novels.
I say this because I have learned that in recent years, new readers seem to think the series is the novels and that the short stories are supplements to the novels, and that... well, that is just simply incorrect on so many levels. Because the novels were created recently to supplement the series.
The novels were created for the 35 anniversary of the series.
Let that sink in for a minute.
The series was 35 years old before the first novel was released.
The series started in 1978. The first story was a 16 page long short story, called Friends Are Forever.
Between 1978 and 1987 it was the ONLY story longer then 10 pages long. Between 1978 and 1987 the series was also largely published in children's magazines including: Highlights, Cricket, LadyBug, Friend, New Era, as well as over two hundred different small magazines, most of which went out of business in the late 1980s. The bulk of these magazine had a MAXIMUM allowed 750 word per story, meaning that MOST of the stories written between 1978 and 1987, were not even a full single page long.
In case you don't know the magazine that published the bulk of the series, here is their website: https://shop.highlights.com/
In 1987 The Wild Years was written and it was the first "long" story, but it was still barely a novella and was only 37 pages long.
Between 1987 and 1996 most of the stories were between 5k to 10k words which is only 20 to 50 pages and still not close to novel length.
The first attempt at a novel came in 2006, with Love, Lust, Madness, but that was only 50k words or around 120 pages, so was a novella.
Most of the novellas were written between 2006 and 2014.
2014 saw the first actual novel: The Night of the Screaming Unicorn (over 500 pages long), followed by BoomFuzzy (over 700 pages long). Quickly followed by Vampire Leprechaun, Swamp of Death, and Lich Lord's Lover. These are the ONLY actual novels to be written as novels.
While there are 138 novels listed for the series, those were compilations made by taking the old short stories from 1978 to 1996 and compiling them into chronological order, then writing "connecting chapters" between each story so that they would flow like a novel. NONE of these were ever released online, on Amazon, or as ebooks. They were local sales collector editions (known as The 35th anniversary pink cover editions) and were only sold at local fairs and festivals as limited run paperbacks, of only just 100 copies each per title.
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And so...
The series is and always has been, short stories, with over 7/8ths of the stories being under a thousand words long aka 7/8th of the series is made up of 1 to 3 page long flash fiction.
AND the bulk of the series is CHILDREN's STORIES that were published in children's magazines including: Highlights, Cricket, LadyBug, Friend, and New Era, magazines aimed at children ages 8 to 12 years old. Which is WHY it is so laughably ridiculous when haters of the series try to slander it by calling it Erotica or try to slander me by calling me an Erotica author.
I add this note, because in November 2021 there rose up a massive slander champaign (which may have existed prior, I don't know - I just know they showed up at my house and did massive amounts of vandalism to the building on Thanksgiving 2021, and the FBI found them to have also created 27 FaceBook accounts and 33 Reddit accounts, all created between November 2021 and May 2022, all impersonating me, all pretending not only to be me, but pretending to be an Erotica writer, and according to the FBI, all these accounts were made by a man named Shem, his sister Yyvonne, their sister Rochelle, and their cousin Addam, and were run largely by their church group... it included them also publishing on Amazon a series of Erotica and pornography books with my name listed as the author, with pink bars on the top and bottom of the book covers, to try to make them look the pink cover 35th anniversary editions of the Quaraun series... these were reported to Amazon who has since taken them down and banned the fraudulent impersonators who created them. The group doing this call themselves "The Todd Murphy Gang", and claim to be doing this erotica slander and impersonations "In Honour of Tod Murphy". We still don't know who Tod Murphy is or why they are doing this.
What we do know is that days before the Tod Murphy Gang showed up in our yard...In October 2021 a homeless man showed up at our house claiming that his mother was going around to barrooms in Scarborough, Maine and bragging that she was the woman who murdered my son with a golf club... this was a pivotal point in my son's murder investigation, because the murder weapon was in fact a golf club, HOWEVER public access records and police reports had listed it as a machete in order to not release the real weapon to the public...only the actual murderer would know the reports were wrong and a golf club was the real weapon, and so FBI and Biddeford police started scouring Biddeford in search of this homeless man to find out who his mother was... but on November 19, 2021 at 6:27PM he was murdered by 4 women who surrounded him on bicycles and pushed him in front of the train on RailRoad Ave.
The police believe he was telling the truth when he claimed his mother to be my son's murderer, but, the police also believe his mother found out and hired those 4 woman to throw him in front of the train. The police also believe these 4 woman to be relatives of the man named Shem, his sister Yyvonne, their sister Rochelle, and their cousin Addam, who created the fraudulant impersonation accounts only days after the murder of the homelessman whom had come forward claiming his mother to be my son's murderer.
The identity of this homeless man and his mother remain a mystery and the FBI is now heavily focused on tracking every move made by the man named Shem, his sister Yyvonne, their sister Rochelle, and their cousin Addam, to find out what their conection was to the homeless man thrown in front of the train, as it is the only real lead to identifying said homeless man or his mother. In any case ALL slander calling me an Erotica author and my series Erotica, originates from these impersonating me FaceBook and Reddit accounts created by a man named Shem, his sister Yyvonne, their sister Rochelle, and their cousin Addam, according to the FBI agents in charge of investigating my son's murder.)
But I add this note, because since 2021, especially since late 2022, I have been swamped with people contacting me and trying to locate my Erotica books, except I don't write Erotica, and at first thought they had me mixed up with someone else, but have since learned of the fraudulent accounts on FaceBook and Reddit that were impersonating me to slander me and and my books trying to convince people I wrote Erotica. (Which I find baffling, because what would ever possess someone to try to convince readers that a children's author was an Erotica author? That makes no logical sense to me at all.)
I was also born in 1975, so I was 3 years old in 1978.
Let that sink in for a minute.
I was 3 years old and it was published by Highlights For Children magazine in the section called "Reader Stories" where TODDLERS sent in stories they had written.
Again, let that since in for a minute, why the series is about an Elf with Rapunzel JellyFish hair, married to a Unicorn.
I was a 3 year old toddler when I created these characters and started this series.
Which makes the accusation of it being an Erotica series even more laughable.
But also, being born in 1975, means that i was only 12 years old in 1987.
The BULK of the series - more then two thousand of it's stories, were written between 1978 and 1987, BEFORE I even turned TWELVE years old.
Are you starting to see how INCREDIBLY ludacris the Erotica accusations are NOW? Yeah.
But, that brings us back to the novels vs the short stories.
The short stories were always children's stories, the novels were not.
The novels were written by reader requests. You see, after 35 years of reading the children's stories, readers who were now in their 40s+ were asking things like "Are Quaraun and BoomFuzzy married? Are they a couple? Are they just friends who live together? How did they meet? etc". I wrote The Night of The Screaming Unicorn, the novel BoomFuzzy, Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain, Quaraun and the Vampire Into the Swamp of Death, and GhoulSpawn and the Lich Lord's Lover, as a "prequal set" to answer reader questions about how 3 met and ended up together. In those 5 stories only, is Quaraun young and BoomFuzzy alive/not a ghost. In the rest of the series Quaraun is elderly, around 750 years old and BoomFuzzy is the ghost of his dead husband haunting him. And in those 5 stories are the ONLY sex scenes in the series. 16 of them. ZERO sex scenes exist in the story stories.
The series celebrates its 50th anniversary in 2028, but the novels are not yet 20 years old.
And since 2021, people show up on my website searching for NOVELS and EROTICA and get disapointed when they find out I am NOT a novel writer nor an Erotica author.
They then turn to my Quaraun series, the ONLY series I write, and think that they should read the novels first, assuming the short stories to be "reader magnets" intending to market the novels... and that's when they really get confused... you see, the novels run on the assumption that you have ALREADY READ the bulk of the short stories, and if you have NOT yet read the short stories, well, you are going to be confused out of your mind if you try to read the novels first.
The novels are prequals to the series, the series is the short stories, and the novels were very specifically written to answer a list of reader questions... and they do EXACTLY that and nothing else... I'm NOT a novel writer, heck I don't even read novels. I am a short story writer, and I'm a short story reader.
I say this because the single most common complaint of the novels is: "This doesn't read like a novel, this reads like a bunch of badly connects scenes that don't go together."... yes. That is EXACTLY what the 5 novels are. A bunch of short stories, slapped together in chronological order. Did I mention I'm not a novelist and I don't even like reading novels? Yeah.
The point is, the novels ARE the suplimental materials.
And for those of you who like using the term "reader magnet", well, that would be the novels. It is the novels that are made to supliment the short stories, not the other way around. And as I'm not someone who likes, enjoys, or even has an interest in novels, I'm certainly not someone who likes, enjoys, or has an interest in writing novels.
So, no, the novels are NOT the series. Yes, the novels exist only as bonus materials created for the die hard fans who wanted a back story to the series. Yes, you'll be totally lost and confused if you try to read the novels without ever having read the series, because No, I did not explain anything, introduce anything, and the novels DO assume you ALREADY know the characters and the world, and what things are refering to. So, yes, if you was going to compare the novels to how other writers write novels, yes, the novels are very poorly written and formatted because I haven't got the first clue how novels are written and formated. I'm a short story writer, not a novelist.
But also, no, there are no more novels coming, because I'm a short story writer, not a novelist. I love writing short stories. I love reading short stories. But I hate writing novels almost as much as I hate reading novels.
There are more then three thousand short stories in this series, that alone should tell you something about the fact that the series IS the short stories and I'm not a novelist.
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Main Character, The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun the Insane
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King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn: Quaraun's husband, BoomFuzzy aka King Gwallmaiic, a Scottish Phooka, who is King of The UnSeelie Court.
BoomFuzzy’s Unicorn Lich formGlinta aka GhoulSpawn the Crazed Quaraun's other husband, GhoulSpawn, the one that is still alive and being haunted by Quaraun's dead first husband BoomFuzzy
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All Rights Reserved.
Note: English is not my first language, Shetlean Scottish is my native language, there are likly spelling and grammar errors, as I do not know American English and am attempting to write it by sounding words out.
Many times that Americans think a word on my site is misspelled, often it is not misspelled, it is just I mixed up languages and wrote it in Scottish without realizing I mixed the Scottish in with the English. Also our grammar is somewhat reversed from English grammar so words that are seeming in the wrong order for American English, is usually because they are in the correct order for Scottish and I either put English words in Scottish order by mistake or was unaware English put them in a different order then Scottish does.
For those unaware, Scottish Shetlean looks like this:
American English to Scottish:
a bit (piece) = a party --- EXAMPLE: "And some know a bit of Latin " > "And somme kan of latyn a party "
a long distance from = A piece fae
a piece of = the bit --- EXAMPLE: "The duck ate a piece of bread " > "The deuk ett the bit breid "
about the banks (on the shore/at the beach) = aboot da banks
accomplishments = kunnandi
After = Back o --- EXAMPLE: " After Halloween" > "Back o Hallomas "
alive (living) = kvikr
Always on the move = Never aff o da go
am I not = amn't I --- EXAMPLE: "Am I not invited? " > "I amn't invited? or Amn't I invited?"
are = is --- EXAMPLE: "Are you going soon?" > "Is ya to be going soon?"
autumn = dah haihst
belong to = fylgja
best = bettah moost
betray (verb) = svíkja
bewildered = villhyggjandi
building = biggin up --- EXAMPLE: "building confidence in everyday use " > " biggin up confidence in ivvryday øs "
built = builded --- EXAMPLE: "He built a new porch." > "Hims builded a new porch."
cast a spell = hoodooed
cat = kat (sounds like "caught") --- EXAMPLE: "Is it an orange cat?" > "Be he a o'jinn kat?"
child = bairn
church = kirk
color = colour
danger = hœttr
daren't = darena
daring = djarfr
dark = dökk
dark elf = Dökkálfr
dark-elves = Døkkálfar
darker = dökká
do you agree = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "That's a fine looking woman, do you agree?" > "Dair's ah right bonnie lass, eh?"
do you want to come too = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "I'm going to the store, do you want to come with me?" > "Me go to shope, eh?"
each = eche --- EXAMPLE: "Which each person can understand " > "That kan eche man understonde "
educated = lered --- EXAMPLE: "Both among the educated and the uneducated " > "As wel among lered as lewed "
elf = Alfr
Elf = Álfr
Elf Home = Álfheimr
Elf World = Álfheimr
elf-advice = Ælfred
elf-beautiful = ælfscyne
elf-friend = Ælfwine
elf-guardian (female) = Ælfwaru
elf-guardian (male) = Ælfweard
elf-powerful = Ælfric
everyday = ivvryday
eyelids = eye ledes --- EXAMPLE: "He closed his eyelids." > "Hims did shut hims eye ledes"
fair = faire --- EXAMPLE: "Going to the fair." > "Done gone went to the faire."
feild = felde --- EXAMPLE: "Standing in the feild." > "Stoodt in thems felde."
further = ferther --- EXAMPLE: "I looked further." > "I dids lokid ferther."
green = grene --- EXAMPLE: "Look at the green hedges and woods." > "Look see at thems heigges and holtz so grene."
handsome = braw --- EXAMPLE: "He is very handsome " > "Him wicked braw "
have faith = trúa
Have no doubts about our doing it = Nae faer o wis
Have no liking for this. = Hae nae brou o this.
have not = ain't
He knows how many beans make five. = He kens the laid frae the croun o the causey.
He knows which side his bread is buttered on. = He kens whilk side his bannock's buttert on.
Head for = Mak wye for
head rope in fishing nets and lines = baak
head to head = Be at the knag and the widdie
horse fly = klegsie
I = Me
I Think = Me thinks --- EXAMPLE: "I think we're late. " > "Me thinks that we is late. "
I wish you well for the future = Lang may yer lum reek (translation: Long may your chimney smoke)
idiot = eejit --- EXAMPLE: "You idiot." > "Ya eejit."
idiot = numpty
if = iffy or yif--- EXAMPLE: "If you don't mind..." > "Iffy yas does no care mind...."; "If you'll stay with me long enough = "Yif ye so longe with me wil dwelle". "
I'll be even with you = A'll see day aboot wi ye
know = ken
looked = lokid
looked = lokid --- EXAMPLE: "I looked up." > "I lifte up me eye ledes and lokid ferther."
magic = hoodoo
naked = nøkkviðr
needle = bodkin
neither = nouther --- EXAMPLE: "Who know neither Latin nor French " > "That kan nouther latyn ne frensch "
No = Nay --- EXAMPLE: "No, I don't think so. " > "Nay, me thinks not. "
Nobody knew = not-knew nobody
Noontide = Da heicht o da day
NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "Did you meet the new family next door?" > "Dids ya gets a chance to stop by and meets with thems new folk that move-ed in down yawn there next doors to ya, eh?"
NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "He went to Rite-Aid to pick up his prescription" > "Hims did go to that yawn there new fangled store the new folks call that Rite Aid place, to gets himself some of thems there pills what the doctor gone and tells him to take each morning, a-yep, hims did."
old = olde --- EXAMPLE: "But educated and uneducated, old and young " > "Bot lered and lewed olde and yonge "
orange = o'jinn
out = oot --- EXAMPLE: "The cat wants to go out." > "The kat he do wants oot."
outside = oot dair
people = fokk --- EXAMPLE: "the people of Shetland " > "Shetland fokk "
people = folke --- EXAMPLE: "Look at all those people." > "Lookie at all thems folke."
poorly = febelly --- EXAMPLE: "Who know French very poorly " > "That kan frensch ful febelly "
Recognising = Recognisin --- EXAMPLE: "Recognising the bilingual nature of Shaetlan speakers " > "Recognisin da wye at Shaetlan spaekers is bilingual "
shield = skjoldr
Since = For --- EXAMPLE: "Since that is your native language " > "For that is youre kynde langage "
tell = telle --- EXAMPLE: "I'll tell you in English " > "In englysch tonge I schal you telle "
the = da, de, or is not used at all --- EXAMPLE: "I went to the store" > "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to shoppe"
them = dem, dem dair --- EXAMPLE: "I went with them" > "Me goes wit dem dair"
there = dair --- EXAMPLE: "I want those potatoes" > "Me be wanting dem dair tatetas."
they = dey
To where = whither --- EXAMPLE: ""Where you go, I will go." " > ""Whither thou goest, I'll go."
understand = understonde
understand = understonden --- EXAMPLE: "Some understand English " > "And somme understonden englysch "
very = wicked --- EXAMPLE: "very good" > "wicked good"; "very bad" > "wicked bad"; "very cold" > "wicked cold"
Where = Whither --- EXAMPLE: "Where is the restroom? " > "Whither is the privy?"
Yes = Yea or Aye --- EXAMPLE: "Yes, I think so. " > "Yea, me thinks so. " or "Aye, me thinks so. "
For anyone actually interested in learning my native language, the Scottish government has THIS listed as the official dictionary of our people: https://static1.squarespace.com/static/61d7352954b7fd1c9dbdfef4/t/65ddb2749d5e0541a01009c0/1709027964496/Spaektionary_2024feb.pdf
The Scottish government provides this document to show our language in use: https://www.shetland.uhi.ac.uk/t4-media/one-web/uhi-shetland-images-and-documents/documents-/shaetlan/Shaetlan-Language-Plan-2022-Shaetlan.pdf
More information about our language can be found on this website: https://www.iheardee.com which is written in my native language.
However, there is also other reasons why words might be misspelled, or why I might not understand someone when they speak to me.
My grandmother Helen Ricker Allen, was from Unst, Shetland, Scotland, and she the one who raised me. She taught me to read and write, but it was Shetlain that she taught me. She died when I was 8 years old, and I was locked in a woodshed after her furneral, I escaped the woodshed 27 years later at age 31, and have been trying to learn how to speak and write English since then.
It is a very great struggle.
At age 37 I took remidial reading and speaking classes at Southern Maine Community College, but we are Gypsies and Gypsy men do not allow us Gypsy women to have education, and so, while at college, on November 14, 2013, I was beaten with a golf club, while I was 8 months pregnet, breaking my spine, hips, and knees, killing my baby and leaving me quardepaleic since.
Now my primary focus these past 13 years has been on relearning to use my hand so I could type... as of 2023, I have regained the use of my right thumb, and first two right fingers, and after 10 years offline, I am back online due to I can use three finguers.
I never went to school, so I do not know maths and numbers and sciences, and I do not know what else would have been taught to me in school. We are Scottish Gypsies and Gypsy culture does not allow females to go to school. Being born female was already a great sin, but my grandmother took great risk in teaching me reading and writing. At 4 years old I was punished by my Uncle Bruce for knowing how to read, by being beaten in the face with a cinder block brick, that broke my right jaw and left me with garbaled near-mute spoken words ever since.
Because no one ever spoke words to be face to face from he time I was 8 years old until I was 37 years old (I escaped the room at age 27, but did not start college until 37), I have no training in how to vocally sound out or speak the words I write or read. I can read words, but I do not know how to sound out or say those words. I can write words, but I do not know how to match the written word against the spoken word. I struggle to associate spoken words at all, or make them match up with writen words.
Esentially, written words and spoken words are two completly seperate languages in my brain, and I have difficulty understanding spoken words.
If you say a sentance to me with your mouth, chances are very high I will have ZERO understanding of what you said and I will not be able to ander you.
However, if you WRITE down that exact same sentabnce, I can understand you and can type a written responce to you.
My doctors tell me this is a side effect of extreme isolation and neglect and lack of human contact during my toddler, childhood, teen, and young adult years, and that my brain never deveoloped to comprehend spoken vocal words due to no one ever speaking to me in over three decades of the first half of my life.
While I can read and write, American English (somewhat) I do no know how words are sounded out, what they are supposed to sound like. I readand write by shape recognition, not by sound/vocal recognition, so when reading and writing I do no "hear the words in my head" as I am told most people do when they read and write. In other words... I see "c a t" and think "c-a-t" I do not think "cat" nor do I "see" an image of a cat, no do I "hear" the word cat spoken. I'm told that this is very rare and that most people read and write by sounding out the words and linking them to visual mind images, while hearing the sound of the word in their head. I neiher hear words in my head no see images of things in my head. I'm told this is what makes me both a speed reader and speed writer, because I'm not tripped up by hear sounds or seeing images in my head like nomal people would be doing... however, I'm also told this is why my spelling and grammar are very poor, because my brain is not hear the sounds of the words or seeing visual images of the objects the words represent, so my mind also does not register spelling and grammer errors at all.
As I was only let out of the woodshed on Sundays to go to the Cape Elezabeth Ward Church of the August Stake of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I was never allowed to go to school or hospital either. No adults ever talked to me because I was evil for comitted the sin of being born female, so I never learned how to speak properly and do not know how to sound out words to say them.
I was 42 years old, in 2016 when, while having an MRI for my spine, the doctors found out my speak issue was caused by a broken jaw as a toddler that was healed wrong because not being allowed to go to doctors. I had surgury to fix that, and since 2016 have been trying to learn how to use my jaw and touge so I can speak vocal words now.
Since 2023 my primary focus shifted to relearning to walk. I can now, in 2026, sit up for 2 or 3 hours a day, and can sand with a cane for a few minutes, and can walk for around five thousand feet in 2 to 3 segments a day, with the help of pushing my wheelchair like a walker.
As of 2026, with a slight return to using my fingers and legs, I am once again focused on trying to learn the American English, but I live in mortal fear of my uncles and male cousins, as they are so hateful of allowing me to have education.
have no one to help me to know if I am doing words correctly, and as such, I have no way of knowing if there are spelling and grammar errors, but I asume there are, and I fix them when I learn them, but I do not know what I do not know and spelling American words is a thing I do bnot know.
I have Low Fucntioning Kanner's Syndrom, also known as "RainMan Type of Autism" aka REAL and ACTUAL Autism, not to be confused with Aspergers, High Functioning Autism, or and of thr 861 illnesses on the Autism Spectrum. An Autism Spectrum Disorder is an illness that has symptoms similar to Autism but IS NOT Autism. If you have an Autism Spectrum Disorder, it LITERALLY MEANS you do NOT have Autism.
I am medically diagnosed as "kanner's syndrome, actual autism, the rainman type, profoundly retarded autistic savant, with a general IQ of 73, and an writing IQ of 221" but they added that they did not know how to properly diagnose me as I am "technically a feral child" and they don't know "how much is the autism, and how much is simple horrific levels of abuse and neglect induced post traumatic stress disorder that will go away with proper socilization".
It means I know how to write, I can write a lot, and it is next to impossible for you to teach me how to do literally anythig else because my brain only knows how to write and doesn;t know how to do anything else..
There's a reason, when I do book signings, people are quick to say: "Okay, what's the joke? why is this stupid retard here? where's the real author? I know this retard isn't the author. where are you hiding the author, why is this fucking retard here"
The end result is, I have near zero social interaction... my 3 years in college was the ONLY face to face interaction I have ever had with humans in my entire life, and I struggle deeply to understand MOST words used by MOST people when they ask me question. And so I suffer from a huge lack of understanding many words people say to me, how to translate those words into spelling, and how to translate what it is that has been said.
The fact remains hat until there exists a human on this planet who is willing to sit down and teach me what words spoken line up with and match what words written, this deficent is unlily to improve. But the fact also remains, that I am simply far too profoundly retarded for anyone to even try to make any attempt at all even to speak a friendly "hgelloe" or "good morning" when passing me on the street, so I have lost all hope of anyone ever either being my friend, being willing to teach me how to match spoken words to written words, or how to speak to other humans.
While there are around 20k pages on this website, most of them are blocked from search engines, with only around 800 of them available for appearing in Google/Bing/etc search results. The remainder can only be accessed via the various links found throughout this site. This was done deliberately on my part, and I did it because the bulk of the pages on this website are chapters from 138 novels and 423 novellas, so only the first page of each novel and novella indexed by search engines, and the remainder are linked in order, one page at a time, via clicking "next page" at the end of each. So if you are looking for a specific page from a specific novel, Google can't help you.
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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....
... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.
While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.
My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since. |
The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground
On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.
She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.
The attack also triggered labour.
My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.
Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.
The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.
The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.
Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.
Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.
Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.
Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.
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The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.
Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.
Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.
Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.
In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.
Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.
But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.
I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.
Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.
Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.
I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.
My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.
Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.
Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
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