Index of Pink Necromancer Fiction
on Space Dock 13 (EelKat.com)
There are more then three thousand stories on this list, so it may take time to load.
Hmmm... soooo... I was making a list of ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the footer of my site, which loads on every page, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on every single page! Whoops! LOL!
So, now I'm putting them on this page instead and link this page to the footer instead.
Note: I started the construction of this page on June 24, 2025. It will likely take a couple of weeks for me to track down every page and add it's link. I'm starting by listing all the titles, and then I'll be changing them to links. It'll likely be into August or even September 2026 or even into 2027, before all the links are added, because I've got to track down over two thousand pages and I'm only just one person. There is no team helping me, so this gets done in my spare time between all the writing, editing, and life stuff I do.
NOTE: If you are looking for the character bios, scroll to the end of the list. There is a 44k (yes fourty-four thousand) word "meet The Three Wizards" character bio that tells who they are, at the end of the list.
Update, January 15, 2026:
It seems the list and the info are each too long to comfortably fit together on a single page, so I'm moving the info to this part 2 lore page here, and leaving the list is still on the original page.
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Mainaracter Quaraun (Elf), aka The Pink Necromancer and his husband King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy (Faerie)
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Seen in image:
- IMAGE 1: The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.
In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.
- IMAGE 2: Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion.
BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.
- IMAGE 3: The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.
GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.
- Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
- Not seen here: Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.
The Pink Necromancer: Quaraun
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Lich King: BoomFuzzy
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Sheep Demon Apprentice: GhoulSpawn
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If you are new here and don't know what the series is, here's a quick rundown:
I write a TransMan main character, who has 2 husbands (who are the 2 primary support characters); so it’s a Gay throuple, but the genre is not Romance and Romance is not the plot (they have been married for decades, and are elderly, established throuple).
The setting is a zombie apocalypse (kind of like The Walking Dead), but the genre is more Domestic Slice of Life (like Little House on the Prairie, but in a zombie apocalypse), about the everyday domestic life of this family (the transman and his 2 husbands) just trying to live a normal life during the zombie apocalypse.
The world is extremely ruined as a comet hit the moon first, causing a nuclear winter, and it was fragments of the comet that caused the dead to rise up from graveyards, so world got hit with a double whammy of two apocalypses back to back.
Not sure what genre to call it. It belongs in LGBTQAI+ and Dystopian, but also Family Drama or Slice of Life.
Might be classified as Dark Fantasy? Because the main character (Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer) is a Moon Elf necromancer and his primary husband (King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn) is the King of the UnSeelie Court (aka he's a Faerie aka a Phooka specifically, aka a shapeshifter who likes to take the form of a Unicorn), while his secondary husband (GhoulSpawn) is a Sheep Demon (basically a Satyr but his lower half is a sheep instead of a goat).
It fits in SciFi. MC is an Elf necromancer, so, Fantasy-ish, but the setting is 40th Century Maine, during a nuclear winter, after a comet hit the moon and debri blocked out the sun, and comet dust that landed on graveyards caused dead to rise as zombies; the MC (Elf necromancer) is a lighthouse keeper, his husband (who is also King of the UnSeelie Court) is also a chef who owns several restaurants and primarily works out of a food truck.
The food truck drives itself via AI cyber-tech; an AI overload (a minor background character) has seized control of Earth's satellites so has full control of the world's electronic; but the world setting itself is basically The Walking Dead in endless winter, after a cyberpunk society collapsed into ruins because a comet hit the moon.
It's got a Fantasy slant. Moon Elf Necromancer with deadly twelve foot long JellyFish tentacle "Rapunzel hair" is the main character, his husband is a Lich Unicorn who rules The realm of Fae aka is King of The UnSeelie Court. Their live-in lover is a Demon with digitigrade sheep legs, cloven hooves, and big ram horns.
I’m not sure if my series would fit in Romantasy genre or not. It’s a Gay Throuple living in a cyberpunk 40th century Maine, after a zombie apocalypse has destroyed earth. The trio has been married for decades and now elderly, so there is no “seeking love” or “young love” or “trying to get the other’s attention” type of plot such as is standard for Romance the genre. And the setting is a dystopian far future of real Earth, so not standard Fantasy genre either.
But the reason I’m thinking maybe Romantasy MIGHT be a good possible fit, is because:
1: the main character is an Elf wizard/necromancer who is court mage of The UnSeelie Court. He is married to a Faerie who is King of The UnSeelie Court. And their third is a Demon who is apprentice to the court mage. Plus the court mage (main character) has a pet dragon.
…and…
2: the plot line follows their domestic family life, as they try to live a normal family life, while also ruling the Realm of Fae and surviving a zombie apocalypse, with most of the plot focus being on how these things impact their (romantic) relationship with each other.
I think Cozy Fantasy would be a more accurate and better fit then Romantasy as it doesn't exactly neatly fit in and falls more into a quasi-subgenre of Romantasy then being true Romantasy itself.
I feel like the correct genre is Slice of Life Gothic Cozy Fantasy MPreg Yaoi.
- "Slice of Life = a glimpse into everyday life behind the scenes, between the action"
- "Gothic = spooky, grimm, existential crisis, characters having psychological meltdowns in seemingly haunted settings/houses/cemeteries not quite Horror, like Edgar Allan Poe"
- "Cozy Fantasy = quiet comforting things like snuggling by the fire drinking tea"
MPreg Yaoi means, in terms of my series, that it's a gay trio, but one of the three is transgender (a woman living as a man, aka a transman) and so is sometimes pregnant by the other two. Many stories in the series are heavily focused on the struggles Quaraun has when he is heavily pregnant but trying to hide from the public that he is a cis-woman living as a man, giving the series a strong transgender focus.
It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Its the hostile, dystopian, domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
I use Kishōtenketsu writing/plotting format/style.
The problem is, I'm hesitant to actually call it Cozy Fantasy, because when I hear "Cozy Fantasy" I always thought the definition of COZY was the fact that there was ZERO violence and the story ONLY had good vibes.
But at the same time places like the Cozy Fantasy subreddit, make me think I'm a bit out of the loop, on what Cozy Fantasy can be... see, that sub on Reddit is used primarily by readers who ask for requests of Cozy Fantasy to read. But the #1 request is: "Can you recommend Cozy Fantasy without sexual violence, sexual assault, or rape scenes?"
Uhm... wait, what?
But I thought the definition of COZY was the fact that there was ZERO violence and the story ONLY had good vibes. But people are asking daily, throughout the day, multiple times a day, to the point of dozens of readers asking daily "Please can I just have Cozy Fantasy that has no rape, sexual assault, or sexual violence in it?".
The request for Cozy that is without SA/SV, is so common in fact, I'm seeing the add on of "no SA/SV please" be the norm lately.
Are there actual books being advertised as Cozy Fantasy that have SA/SV in them? I've not personally found one yet, but I'm pretty sure if I did I give it a 1 star review and call it out for false advertising and being a click bait/bait and switch title that just called itself Cozy to get sales and wasn't actual Cozy.
I don't know, I guess I just find it rather upsetting that SA/SV has become so commonplace in Cozy Fantasy that everyone has to outright specify they are seeking Cozy minus SA/SV.
Buuuuut, that does make me wonder, should my Quaraun books be listed as Cozy Fantasy?
The short stories are 100% devoid of sex or violence and focus on the cozy domestic life of Quaraun and BoomFuzzy trying to live together, despite being two polar opposites in nearly everything.
But the novels? The novels are vastly different from the short stories. The five novels on Amazon contain 16 sex scene, multiple sexual assault scenes, and are very violent, brutal, and focus heavily on a drunk abusive BoomFuzzy beating the shit out of frail, disabled lover Quaraun, on a nearly daily basis, to the point of beating Quaraun into a coma in the novel "GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover".
I mean, chapter one of volume one (the novel BoomFuzzy) DOES start right off with a very violent, graphic rape scene, a scene which is used to reveal to the reader right from the start, that Quaraun is intersex, having both a vagina and a penis and scrotum. Its the scene of how Quaraun and BoomFuzzy meet. Yes. They meet because BoomFuzzy attacks Quaraun on the road, beats the shit out of Quaraun, and almost rapes Quaraun, but then is so surprised to find Quaraun to be intersex, and BoomFuzzy's not knowing how to respond to this, causes enough of a pause, to give Quaraun a chance to kick BoomFuzzy in the face, break BoomFuzzy's nose, and allowing Quaraun to get away, run off, before the rape itself actually happens.
That is literally how the series opens up, it's the first thing readers see.
In volume 2, "The Night of the Screaming Unicorn" the entire 500+ page novel is one none stop sexual assault, with readers describing the book in reviews as "overly rapey", when Quaraun finds himself once again caught in one of BoomFuzzy's traps, but Quaraun doesn't immediately recognize that this is BoomFuzzy, so BoomFuzzy takes advantage of this lack of recognition to haul Quaraun off to the tavern's bedroom, tie him to the bed, and do pretty much everything except rape Quaraun. The novel ending with a very violent sex scene that is questionable consent.
The above mentioned beating that put Quaraun in a coma, is the turning point where you see BoomFuzzy scared shitless of his own violence, and BoomFuzzy does a full swing in character, giving up drinking, and becoming an over the top doting, caring, loving husband who tries very hard to never raise a hand or even his voice to Quaraun again. While the novels saw BoomFuzzy as very abusive to Quaraun, the short stories see BoomFuzzy redirecting his anger away from Quaraun, often towards the local police department with comedy results.
From there the rest of the series is largely Cozy Fantasy fully devoid of any sex or violence.
And, while the BULK of the series falls squarely into Cozy Fantasy, it does start off very violent, very sexual, very rapey, and full of domestic abuse. And I have always felt that this wild heavy hitting start, caused the series to NOT be classified as Cozy Fantasy, thus I've always listed it as Dark Fantasy or Dark Romance.
This think the thing is that the novels need to be classified as as Dark Romantasy, while the short stories have to be classified as Cozy Fantasy.
I would say too, that if you want to avoid the sexual assault and domestic violence themes, just avoid all of the novels and read only the short stories.
But then with so many Cozy Fantasy forums having a trend of people looking for Cozy Fantasy without rape, without sexual assault, without domestic violence... perhaps I was wrong to think this excluded the novels from being Cozy Fantasy? I really just don't know. Personally I would not call the novels Cozy, but I would call the short stories Cozy.
Interestingly however, in November 2025, I asked a (supposedly professional consultant who was offering to do a free "What's your genre" read through during National Novel writing Month) if they would read some of the already published books in my series and tell me what genre did they think fit best, and the result was... uhm... something I had never once thought of at all.
They read, (or so they said) all 22 of the paperback volumes that are available on Amazon, and then wrote up a 10 page report, of their findings. And their findings blew me away, because:
It turns out my series is:
- NOT Fantasy
- NOT Romance
- NOT SciFi
- NOT Horror
- NOT Cozy
...according to them...
My series is what they defined as:
- Domestic Humour and Slipstream Satire
They said that first and foremost my series is Comedy and should be sold as Comedy, and that the sub genreas are:
- Comedy > Domestic Humour
- Comedy > Slipstream Satire
They pointed out that:
- readers looking for Fantasy want drama with high stakes, and my series does not have that.
- readers looking for Romance want drama with strangers becoming lovers, and my series does not have that.
- readers looking for SciFi want drama with in space with heavy tech focus, and my series does not have that.
- readers looking for Cozy want drama with low stakes, and my series does not have that.
They said my series most closely matching with:
- Monty Python and The Holy Grail
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- Terry Pratchett's DiscWorld
They said people who are fans of Monty Python are my primary target reader audience.
They said readers who want more of Terry Pratchett's DiscWorld will be addicted to my series.
They said the reason I struggled to classify it, was because it has elements of Romance, elements of Cozy, elements of Fantasy, elements of SciFi, elements of Horror, but not enough of any one to firmly place it in any of those.
They said, however, what it does have is nonstop back to back comedy, tongue in cheek satire, and endless off the wall Monty Python meets Terry Pratchett's DiscWorld vibes.
Well, okay... the only problem with that is, I have no clue anything about either Monty Python or Terry Pratchett DiscWorld! So I am unable to say yes or no, to if my series is or is not like Monty Python and/or Discworld. What is Monty Python? It is like my series? I don't know. What is DiscWorld? Is it like my series? Again, I have no clue, I simply do not know either Monty Python of DiscWorld.
I guess that means I should had watching Monty Python and reading DiscWorld to my list of things to do, so I can find out if this assessment is correct or not.
The problem is, I have Autism and i do not possess an ability to understand comedy, humor, jokes, etc. I do not know how to tell if a thing is funny or not. I struggle to understand the concept of laughing and have not yet figured out how to teach myself how to laugh, nor do I understand why others laugh or how to tell when I should or should not laugh...
...sooo, there is no point at which I have ever gone out of my way write anything even remotely funny at all.
If there is humor in my series, I'm afraid I can not see it and did not put it there on purpose.
I have never read comedy, never watched comedy, as far as I am aware, but, as I lack the brain function required to process funny things, I'm not sure if I would recognize comedy if I did read or see it.
So the fact that the end assessment of my series was that it is unequivocally and without question comedy on over the top levels of hilarity (their words, not mine) has led me to be vastly confused, because I simple can not see what it is that is funny about anything I write and I don't understand where it is they found comedy in my series.
But apparently the professional assessment is that my series is Comedy that is hilariously funny, even though I never set out to write comedy and can not figure out what it is they found to be hilarious or funny in my work.
So apparently I write things that non Autistic people find to be very funny and hink is deliberate comedy, and I don't know how to feel about that. I feel like I should be highly offended by people thinking my series is something funny to laugh at, when to my mind it quite serious and there is absolutely nothing funny about it at all. I don't know if I should be sad that people laugh at it or glad that people like it because it is funny. The problem is I just don't know what it is about my books that people find to be funny or why it is they think I was writing deliberate comedy.
While this genre assessment helped me to see how others see my work, it raised more questions then it answered, because I am left to wonder why others see my work the way they do; and with my own inability to see anything funny about what I wrote, I am left not knowing why people laugh or how to repeat writing more of what makes them laugh.
It’s a part of a series that already has a bunch of volumes (138 novels, 432 novellas, 500+ poems, 3k+ short stories) published since the series started in 1978 (50th anniversary is in 2028 just 3 years away).
The bulk of the series is free to read online.
(This website has been online since 1996 and houses 20k pages of the series, uploaded to the archive during the 28 years I’ve been maintaining the site, that’s MOST of the novels, novellas, and short stories of the series. This page is an index with everything listed in alphabetical order.)
A few volumes (22 of them currently) are also on Amazon as ebooks, paperbacks, and hardcover editions as well. Link to stuff on Amazon https://amzn.to/4hjwKk2
Most stuff before 2014 was traditionally published, everything after 2014 was self published. Most of the traditionally published print edition stuff from the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s is out of print and I don’t know where you could get copies.
Since 1978, I have published 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, and 3,000+ short stories all for a single series, that readers have dubbed "The Twighlight Manor series", "The Pink Necromancer series", or "The Quaraun series" depending on which reader you ask, but is actually titled "The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane".
And yes, that number is correct, there ARE over FOUR THOUSAND published stories in the series, and in total more then TEN MILLION copies have been sold, but that number is not as "big" as it sounds, when you consider that 10,000,00/4,000 = 2,500... meaning MOST titles in the series have sold FEWER then just TWO THOUSAND copies.
Yeah.
It is NOT ten million copies of a single title. It's a lot of titles selling only a few hundred copies per title.
Meaning, that while the series in total has sold more copies then many New York Times bestsellers, each title individually has sold so few copies that chances are really high you've never heard of the series at all, especially considering that nearly 27k (twenty seven thousand) of the series most die hard fans/readers live fewer then just FOURTEEN MILES away from me, I've meet MOST of them face to face, and over 80% of the volumes sold were sold locally at festivals like La Kermesse, Moxie Festival, Oxford Fair, Saco Farmer's Market, and Yarmouth Clam festival, with only twenty two of the over four thousand volumes ever been made available online or as ebooks, and those 22 being the only volumes to been issued ISNBs.
If you live outside of a seven mile radius of Old Orchard Beach, Saco, Biddeford, Sanford, or Scarborough, Maine, you likely have never heard of me or my books at all, because I do not sell them any where else.
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New to the series and not sure which story to start with? These here in this purple box are good places to start, to get a good introduction to the three main characters, their personalities, and the world they live in:
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There is more information about the series after the following index list:
The Park Bench Method of Writing
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These books are available on Amazon for anyone who wants paperback or hardcover editions
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There are now colouring books of the series:
Not sure what the series is about?
Check out
The Quaraun Series Prologue
and
Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post
and
How well do I know Quaraun? - Let's find out!
to find out more about the plot and lore of the series.
Or try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books:
(NOTE: EVERYTHING on this list is already published, but as there are over two thousand stories, not all have links yet, as it takes time for me to find all the urls, ; if a story you want to read does not yet have a link, just use the search box at the bottom of the page to search for it.)
The Pink Necromancer Index
- An Alphabetical list of everything:
There are more then three thousand stories on this list, so it may take time to load!
A
- Aardvarkrash School Of Necromancy, No Hogs or Warts Allowed
- Aardsvorkus Muddsburge & The Crystal Cave of Time and Necromancy
- Abducted By The Frost Giant
- Abominable Snowbeast, The
- An Abridged Comparative Evaulation Of Tridents And Daggers
- Absinthe-Soaked Apparitions
- Absinthe Toast at Midnight
- Abyssimal Divination Of Flame
- Abyssimal Incantation Of Air
- Accidentally Falling For The Gnome
- An Account Of The Dutchy's Present Disasters
- Accursed Demigod's Enchantment Of Bones
- Ace Impossible And The Spacemutts
- Aching Anklets and Forgotten Spells
- Acid Spitting Sea Cucumbers and Lava Slugs
- Admiral Cometa: Tales of The Black Tower ~oO0~
- Adversaries in the Foggy Marketplace
- Advice For The Evil Overlord
- An Afternoon Spent Ignoring the Apocalypse
- The Age Of Celestial Sorcery
- Alarm Bells Beneath Amber Clouds
- The Albino Alchemist's Archmage
- Alchemist's Codex Of Immortality, The
- Alchemist And the Curse of The Muldjewangk, The
- Alchemist And The Devil, The
- Alchemist Secrets You Never Knew
- Alien Sorcerer Of The Glass Battlement
- All Creatures Great And Quaraun
- All Devouring Bunny Of The Afterlife: Tales of the Black Tower
- All That Glitters Isn't Quaraun
- All's Elfy That Ends Elfy
- The Amazing Diontite Scientists
- Amidst the Dread and Drear and Death
- Amusement Park Of Blood and Fear
- The Anarchist Alchemist of the Mushroom Forest
- The Ancestral Cave Of Eternal Death
- Ancestral Omen Breaker Of The Elf Eater Clan
- The Ancestral Rite Of The Oubliette Of Disruption
- Ancient Abjuration Of the Five Dreaming Demigods
- The Ancient Asylum Of The Mad Souls
- Ancient Automatons in the Pink Silk Tent
- The Ancient Cemetary Of The Ghouls
- Ancient Tower Of The Monstrous Gods
- Ancient Tunnels Of The Monstrous Gods
- And The Frigid North Wind Howled
- Angels' Spell Of Platinum And Serenity
- The Anger Of The Captain Goldeneagle
- The Anger Of The Pink Necromancer
- Angry Bishop Of Forgotten Lusts, The
- Angry Vampire and The Moon Elf, The
- Animated Door Of Sapphire
- The Anklet Of The Golden Dragon Claws
- Anklet Of Sadistic Victors
- The Annoying Pink Necromancer
- Another Altar of Forbidden Pies
- Another Night, Another Murder (Murder #7)
- The Antimatter Laboratory
- Anyone Desiring To Express Thanksgiving To Nature Must Slay A Being Of Evil At A Personal Shrine In The Dead Of Winter
- Apple Glitters and Frostbite Kisses
- The Apple Picking Brain Sucking Squid Mn Who Probed Me
- The Apple Picking Unicorn
- The Apple Stall in 3 Perspectives
- Apple Tart and Stargazing
- Apples and Ashes on the Frozen Shore
- Apricots For The Pink Necromancer
- Aquatic Labyrinth Of The Conqueror, The
- Arcane Anomalies in the Lighthouse
- Arcane Assassins of the Frostbranch Pines
- The Arch-druid Of Flowers
- Arduous Adventures of the Shape-Shifting Unicorn
- Are You Afraid of the Pink Necromancer?
- Are You Out Of The Loop About The Pink Necromancer?
- An Argument Between Fire and Frost
- The Arm And The Scripture
- The Armchair Necromancer’s Guide to Disaster
- Arriviste: An Ambitious, Ruthlessly Self-Seeking Person
- The Art of Summoning Undead Lobsters
- Artificially-Created Jewel Thief, The
- Artistic Sewer-Dwelling Wizard, The
- Ashes of the Undead Gnome
- Aspergillum Of Fine Honor
- Asphyxiation by the Candlelight Ghosts
- The Assasin's Dining Room
- Asteroid Of The Insect Creatures
- Astonishing House of Cabbage
- Astral Wall Of Impoliteness
- Astrological Eruption of Pudding
- The Asylum Of The Psychotic Healer
- Atrocities of the Pink Necromancer
- The Attack Of The Brain Eaters
- Attack Of The Silver Salamander, The
- The Attic of The Animated Tricycles
- The Attic of the Moonlit Vampire
- Attraction And Alchemists
- Autumn Walk in the Shadows of Maine
- The Autumn Web of Misfortune
- The Avocado Apocalypse in the Lighthouse Kitchen
- Awakening of the Crimson Salamander
- Awakening Under the Silver Moon
- Awful, Awful Afternoon at the Jellyfish Pond
- Awkward Adventures of the Pink Necromancer
- Axe Murderers Under The Pink Necromancer's Bed
- Axes Among the Mushroom Trees
- Axes And Slings: A Concise History
- Azazel’s Afternoon Tea Disaster
- Azoth of the Undead Choir
- Azure Awakening of the Jellyfish Mage
B
- Baby For The Necromancer, A
- Back At The Godforsaken City
- Back To Black Tower Again
- A Bag Full of Pickled Jellyfish
- Baked Peppered Marshmallow Cashew And Cheese Spinach With Dill Sauce
- The Bakery Heist of Awkward Horrors
- The Bakery of Bewitched Baguettes
- Balmy Late Autumn Heat, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- Bannana Ice Cream With Gumdrops, Chocolate Cake, Toffee Chips, Walnuts, And Blueberries
- The Bantam Uprising of Deck Three
- A Barrel of Whispering Eels
- A Bat Shit Crazy Phooka Stole The Recipe Book
- Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler
- Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler Strike Three
- Bathwater That Smelled Like Peonies
- Battle of Ongadada , The ~oO0~
- Battlefield Of The Lich Queen
- Battlefield Of The Witch Queen
- BatWing: Tales of the Black Tower ~oO0~
- Beacon of Solitude, a Poem by Quaraun, The Last Moon Elf
- Bear's Ceremony of Water and Charisma
- Beast From The Deep Beyond
- A Beast in the Clock Tower
- Beautiful Daydream of The Mind Controlling Viking
- Beautiful Life. Beautiful Death.
- The Beautiful Necromancer
- Beautiful Shimmering Glow In The Dark Wraith, The
- Beauty Is Only Quaraun Deep
- A Bed of Singing Mushrooms
- Bedtime Stories By The Boogie Man
- BedTime Stories For A Lich: ZooLock & The Pixie
- Begging For The Wizard's Touch
- Behind Closed Doors ~oO0~
- Beings From Yih-uathogoth, The Chaotic Plane
- Belfry Of The Courageous Cursed Crystal Spider Shamans
- Beneath The Pink Necromancer
- Beneath the Shadow of Fire Mountain
- Beneath The Wizard's Tower
- Betrayal At The Spice Bazaar
- The Bewildering Bakery of Brambles
- Bewitched, Bothered And Be-quarauned
- Bewitched By The Witch Doctor
- BioDome Issues, a Drabble Not
- The Bio-Dome's Loss Of Gravity's Grip
- Black Apron with Silver Thread
- Black Butterfly Soldiers, The
- Black Hammer Of Illusions
- The Black Market Leprechaun and the Pendant of The Vampire
- The Black Tower's Frozen Rose Garden
- The Black Tower's Garden of Death
- Black Tower of Hellebore, The
- Blackbird's History: The Ruby Throated Humming Bird ~oO0~
- Blasphemous Sacrament of the Golden Decree
- The Bleeding Catacombs of The Dragon Monkey
- The Blessed Catacomb Of The Bloodstained Ghosts
- Blizzard On The Road To GodForSaken City
- Blood-Stained Jellyfish Hair
- The Blood Stained Poison Of The Pink Frog ~oO0~
- The Blood Star Ruby ~oO0~
- Bloodstained Asylum Of Terror
- Bloodstained Crypt Of Mysteries
- Bloodstained Pit Of Souls
- The Bloodstained Scythe The Of The Wraith
- The Bloody Embrace Of The Thullid
- The Blue Box of Flesh Eating Snails
- The Blue Eyed Demon Of The Enchanted Racetrack (a rewrite of 'Ice Storm 98 aka Wvoodell's Tragedy') ~oO0~
- Blueberry Parfait & Deadly Sweetness
- Bluejay Calls at Low Tide
- A Blunder at the Apothecary
- A Boat Full of Screaming Jellyfish
- Body-snatching Lord Of Magic, The
- The Bone Of The Wicked Ghost
- Bone Spoon Stirring Blooded Cream
- Bones Laid Out for Drying
- The Book in the Brook and the Minnows Who Found It There
- A Book of Invisible Spells
- The Book of Tortured Souls
- BoomFuzzy’s Boomfudgy Banana Ultra Crème Chocolates
- BoomFuzzy’s Box Of Confused Pixies
- BoomFuzzy’s Bubbly Bracelet
- BoomFuzzy the Candy Corn Unicorn
- BoomFuzzy's Candy Shop Of Doom
- BoomFuzzy’s Chocolate Coated Demons
- BoomFuzzy’s Chocolate Covered Apricots
- BoomFuzzy’s Chocolate Covered Lobsters
- BoomFuzzy’s Clam Chowder, His Love for Seafood, and The Joy of a Shared Meal
- Boomfuzzy And The Drywall Of Transformation
- Boomfuzzy And The Enchanted Shepherd
- BoomFuzzy's Evil Army of Blood Thirsty Marshmallow Tutti-Frutti Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies
- Boomfuzzy And The Flame Of Pineapple
- BoomFuzzy’s Footprints in the Snow
- Boomfuzzy And The Gauntlet Of Disco
- Boomfuzzy And The Ghost's Pencil
- BoomFuzzy’s Handwritten Recipe
- BoomFuzzy Made A Cake That Screamed
- Boomfuzzy And The Porridge Pot
- BoomFuzzy's Trickster Chaos
- BoomFuzzy’s Unrelenting Lust and Sarcasm
- Boortsog and the Molcajete
- Breakfast After the Cataclysm
- Breakfast in the Lighthouse
- Breakfast Nook in the Ruins
- The Broom That Refused to Fly
- Bubble, Bubble, Quaraun's In Trouble
- Bureau Of Lich Complaints Opened
- Burnt Mac & Cheese Cauldron
- Butterfly That Never Emerged
C
- A Calm Day That Did Not Last
- A Calm Thing in a Hostile Place
- Can Unicorns conceal themselves amongst normal horses and pick them off in secret?
- Candle, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf
- The Candle Con in Ember Hollow
- Candelabra in the Blizzard
- Captain Quirk And The Pirate Ship Rent-A-Prize
- Captivated By The Shape Shifting Elf Eating Mega Rats
- Captured By The Glittering Elf King
- Captured By The Mournful Snow Elf
- Captured By Quaraun The Insane
- Captured By The Spring Cleaning Wild King
- Caramel Thread Opera Cake
- Care. It clung to every stitch.
- Carnival of Frost and Fury
- A Cartwheel of Flaming Cats
- Castle Of Forbidden Sorcery
- The Catacomb Of The Shipwrecks
- Catacomb Of The Arch-Mage
- The Catastrophonic Chrono-Churner Incident
- The Cathedral Of Guummaell
- Cats Conspired With BoomFuzzy
- The Cat Who Stole The Key To The Tower
- The Cat Who Vomited On The Lich King’s Throne
- The Cats of Space Dock 13 ~oO0~
- Cattail Pollen Spaghetti with Wild "Oregano"
- Caught in the Blizzard's Wake
- Cauldron Full Of Exploding Mushrooms
- Cave Of The Cannibal King
- Cedar Stalls of the Market
- Celestial Marsh Of Illusions
- Cerulean Breeze and Stolen Pockets
- A Chamber Full of Hollow Dolls
- Chaos in the Tavern & GhoulSpawn’s Attempt at Order aka BoomFuzzy Discovers Table Top RPGs
- The Charming Prince of The Flying Castle
- Charred Pan of Forgotten Stew
- Chasing Shadows Across the Planet Diona’s Desert Wasteland
- Cheese Taster and other tales, a collection of very short micro-fiction stories
- The Cheese Wheel That Summoned a Demon
- Cherish on The Blue Monkey
- A Chest of Impossible Keys
- The Chihuahua Of The Sacred Mountain
- A Chilly Light Drizzle Becomes Snowfall on the Shore
- Chocolate Apocalypse Averted
- Chocolate-Dipped Strawberries
- Chocolate Pudding and Pink Penguins ~oO0~
- Christmas in 40th Century Dystopia
- Christmas Is Where The Pink Necromancer Is
- Christmas With The Krampus Family
- Chrysalis of the Enchanted Knotweed Grove
- Cinnamon Bun of The Unicorn
- Citrus-Baked Salmon and Spring Potatoes
- City Of The Screaming Statues, The
- Clam Chowder and Oat Bread Rolls
- Clam Shells Arranged Like a Warning
- Clams, Chaos, and Pink Tentacles
- The Cliff That Hungered for the Moon Elf
- The Cliff That Tried to Eat GhoulSpawn
- Cliffside Morning Tide Breakfast
- The Cloaked Figure Across the Room
- A Closet Full Of Screaming Socks
- Clotheslines, Games, and the Village
- Clowns Escaped From The Dungeon
- Clumsy Goats of The Future
- Cold EggNog and Warm Sugar Cookies
- Coleslaw To Go With the Lobster Rolls, of Course!
- Collecting Sea Salt (aka Thingamajig Version 1)
- The Colour White in Winter
- The Comfort Found in a Hearty Winter Tomato Stew
- Comforting Whispers by the Firelight
- Common Courtesy is Disappearing
- Compassionate Snake's Conjuration of Power
- Confronting the Necromancer's Curse
- Conquered By The Faerie Cat
- Cotton Candy Alchemist, The
- The Crabs Who Knew BoomFuzzy by Name
- Crafting Macaroni and Cheese
- Crazy Days At Turtle Island
- Creamy Garlic Pasta For The Elf Eating Destruction
- Crime Within The Walls, A
- Critical Fail = Critical Penetration
- Crullers and Curses at Midnight
- Crystal Cave of Time and Necromancy ~oO0~
- Crystal Colosseum of the Deceiver
- Crystal Palace Of Mount Demontooth, The
- Crystal Skull of Gwallmaiic
- Cuddles on the Frozen Dock
- The Cult of The Sacred Pink JellyFish
- Cult of the White Queen, The ~oO0~
- The Curious Case of the Whispering Ink
- Curious Chaos in the Fractured Moon
- A Curse in the Pink Silk Tent
- Curse of The Blood Star Ruby, The ~oO0~
- The Curse of the Cloaked Crustacean
- The Curse Of The Muldjewangk
- Curse of the Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch, The
- The Curse of The Salsa Dancing Inner Goddess - An Eldritch Ode To 50 Shades of Grey
- Curse of Suicide Island, The ~oO0~
- Cursed Marsh Of the Ancestor Demon
- The Cursed Ship Of Ghouls
D
- Damned Ceremony of the Milk Entity
- The Dance of Life and Death
- Dancing With The Church Grim
- Dark Desire of The Crazed Fluffy, The
- Dark Desire of The Nefarious Forest, The
- Dark Energy Leaked Into The Cellar
- Dark Monstrosities of The Ghostly Leprechaun, The
- Dark Tides Swallowed The Fishing Boat
- The Dark Woods Claimed Another Merchant
- The Darkness of Quaraun's Soul
- A Day At Witch Pond (Part 2)
- A Day of Delights in Pink
- The Day the Fog Learned His Name
- The Day the Lighthouse Glowed a Little Too Brightly
- The Day the Rocks Tried to Think
- The Day the Shadow Pumpkin Stole BoomFuzzy’s Pie
- A Day Spent In the Sand, Collecting Memories as We Collect Seashells
- The Day the Tidepools Spoke Back
- Dazzling Cape of The Magnificent Fuzzy-Wuzzy, The
- Dazzling Gnome of the Royal Creame Frosting of Gold, The
- Dazzling Razzbury, The ~oO0~
- Dead Eyes Watched From The Window
- The Dead Refused to Leave the Kitchen
- The Dead Unicorn Ate The Inventory
- The Dead Would Not Sit Still Today
- Deadly Pies Returned To The Oven
- Deadly Shores of Noodle Beach
- Deadly Spells Misfiled In Library
- The Deadly Summoning of Eldritch Flame
- Death Of A Thousand Hungers, The
- Death’s Embrace Wrapped in Silk’s Cold Promise
- Death Wore a Silk Codpiece
- Deathly Silence Followed The Explosion
- Decorated Toes and Giggles
- Deep Mud Swallowed The Cart, Burped, Then Asked For More
- Defeated Cultists Returned Overnight
- Demon Chest Of Gibedon The Great, The
- Demon Tree Of The Aquatic Garden, The
- Demonic Divination of the Blasphemous Nomads, The
- Demonic Pigeons From Hell
- Demonic Ritual of the Heavenly Undertaker, The
- Denied Access To The Black Tower
- Desecrated Grotto Of The Wraiths, The
- The Deserted Winter Market
- The Devil’s Chowder Parade
- The Diamond Forest in the Bio Dome
- Dinner with the Lich King
- The Diontite Cats of Planet Ptarmagin ~oO0~
- Discover The Amazing Power of Macaroni And Cheese!
- A Dishy Vicar in the Deadwood Glade
- Dishy Vicar & Pink Jelly Chaos
- Dishy Vicar & The Pink Caravan
- Dismal Day at the Street Market
- Dog Demon Sugar Daddy, The
- The Door That Should Not Exist
- The Doors' Dark Secret - A Wedding In A Zombie Apocalypse
- Down the Cliff of Doom, Gloom, and Frostbite
- Dragon And Her Evil Master, The
- Dread Chant of the Fanboys
- The Dread Curse Of The Dancing Dodos
- Drowned Dead Beneath The Ice
- Drowned Maze Of Frozen Terror
- Dungeon of Accidental Evil
- Dungeon of Bloodstained Screams, The
- The Dungeon That Moved Overnight
- A Dust Bunny of Unholy Size
- Dystopia, Doom, and Dark Romance with Custard
E
- Early Morning Spell Preparation
- Eating Butterflies And Pooping Rainbows
- Echoes of the Glass Forest
- Ecrodon King of Planet Flame, The
- The Eel Rode The Wagon Over The Cliff
- Elastic Darkness in the Lighthouse
- The Eldritch Fog Trapped The Caravan
- Eldritch Roses & The Monster Factory
- Electric Goats on the Frozen Plateau
- Elf Eating Candy Maker, The
- An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
- Elf Killer and His Fabulous Song Writing Blue Box, The
- Elf Who Couldn't Say No, The
- Elf Who Walked Through Time, The
- The Elf With Crippled Hands
- Elwin and The Town Full of Dead Children
- Emerald Reflections Under The Lighthouse Light
- An Enchanted Cake Screamed At Midnight
- Enchanted Halloween Candy
- The Enchanted Painting On The Wall
- Enchanted Slave Master of The Crazed Big Bad Boogie Monster, The
- Encountering ghostly apparitions in the swamp
- Enslaved By The Blood Thirsty Sequined Ice Wizard
- Enslaved By The Opal Astronomer
- Enslaved By The Yodeling Cannibal
- The Errand Failed Because Of Pink Tentacles
- An Errand Went Wrong With GhoulSpawn
- The Erratic Portal Spit Out A Dead Gnome
- An Erupting Volcano Ruined Breakfast
- Eternal Ghost's Evocation Of Death, The
- Ethereal Sphere of Cotton Candy
- Evening of The Aquatic Elder
- Evening With The Orange Wizard
- Evening of The Wonderful Cheddar and Broccoli Rice Casserole
- The Evening’s End: Quiet Conversations and Comfort in the Home They Built Together
- Ever-changing Pits of Insanity
- Every Lighthouse Keeper Dies
- Everyday Use of Advanced Necromancies
- Everything Always Watches
- Evil Eggplants Stalking Outside
- The Evil Gnome and The Royal Cat
- An Evil Gnome Sat On The Throne
- Evil McEvil of The Twirly Moustache
- Evil, Thy Name is Quaraun
- Evocation Of The Thirteen Wraiths Of Torture
- Evocation Of The Unholy King
- An Exploding Candle Ruined Dinner
- Exploring the Swamp's Forgotten River
- Extra-Dimensional Crystal of The Frost Merfolk, The
- An Eye Appeared In The Cupboard
- Eye Of The Controller, The
- An Eye That Blinked Alone
- An Eyeless Ghoul Knocked On The Door
F
- The Fabled Goat of Silent Moor
- A Failed Attempt at Flying Carpets
- The Failed Lantern Lighting Ceremony
- A Failed Map Back to the Floating Castle
- The Fall of the Pink Tentacle Market
- Fallen Fortress Of The Wraiths
- The Fanged Owl of MoonSnail Cove
- FarDarrig Of Secrets, The
- Fate Of The Psychedelic Invisible Gnome
- Feared School Of The Lake People, The
- Feast by the Miasma River
- A Feast for the Soul aka The Mac&Cheese and Cheesecake Cure
- A Feast With the Faerie King
- Fencing Lessons With a Demon Blade
- Feral Shadows in the Orchard
- The Festival of Broken Lanterns
- A Fiasco in the Floating Garden
- Fiddling With the Lich’s Music Box
- A Field of Fire Breathing Butterflies
- Fiendish King's Ritual Of Misery
- Fiery Grimoire Of The Wraith
- Fiery Halls of the Arch-Mage
- 15 Drabbles About Being Transgender
- Fire Mites, Fumes, and Fuming Wizards
- The First Try At Entering Black Tower
- Five Bones Of Biusoictii, the
- Five Faces of Trouble & One Pink Necromancer
- Five Hexes of Flesh Absorption
- Five Pillars Of Xel'lidutul, The
- Fizzy Firecracker Fruit Punch
- The Flailing Tentacles of the Pink Horror
- Flamboyant Feasts of the Undead Phooka
- Flaming Footprints of The Hallucinating Lich
- The Flaming Footprints of The Eye Catching Dog Demon
- Flaming Pizzas of the Pink Apocalypse
- Flaming Ritual Of The Hummus Devil
- A Flapdoodle Wackadoodle Noodle Wizard’s Duel
- (was originally: A Flapdoodle Wizard’s Duel -Medium - not free - slightly different version)
- Flat and Foul, a Swamp Fizz Disaster
- The Flawed Ritual of the Candy King
- The Flesh-Eating Castle Of The Crazed Murderers
- The Floating Paper Lanterns Beneath the Black Tower
- Flesh Eating Mansion Of Wickedness (The Twighlight Manor – Quaraun Father Of King Vielder) ~oO0~
- The Fluffernutter Fudge King of Wonderful Things
- The Fog at MoonSnail Cove
- Fog & Peach Melba Toast After Last Night's Rain
- The Fog That Spoke BoomFuzzy’s Name
- Food Fight In a Funeral Home
- The Food Truck's Warm Protective Embrace
- Footsteps drown in snow, frosted echoes fill the night, winter devours all.
- Forbidden Island Of The Lich Queen
- The Forbidden Prison of the Cursed Murderers
- The Forbidden Ritual in the Pink Silk Tent
- Forbidden Technology Echoing Through the Neon-Drenched Alleyways
- Forest Kings and Their Antler Crowns
- The Forest of Macaroni and Cheese Trees
- A Forest of Missing Shoes
- Forest Of The Vampire Lord (Twighlight Forest) ~oO0~
- Forgotten Carnival Of The Cannibal Entities ~oO0~
- The Forgotten Cauldron of Doom
- The Forgotten Idol in the Mountain Cave
- Forgotten Tomb Of The Cannibals
- The Fork, GhoulSpawn’s treasure hoard now includes a very unusual silver fork
- Fragile Beauty by the Lighthouse
- The Fragrant Smoke of Flavoured Herbs
- Freshly Baked Sugar Cookies
- Fried Dough and Mushy Peas
- Fried Spring Potatoes and Baked Salmon
- Friends Are Forever: Volume 1 of The Twighlight Manor Series ~oO0~
- Friendship, I often wonder what it would be like to have a friend
- Frost-Bitten Whispers Beneath the Ice
- Frost-Covered Puppets in the Courtyard
- The Frostbitten Crown of the Phantom King
- The Frostbitten Vale Where Darkness Devours
- Frostbound Legends - Harvesting Apples in the Rain
- Frosted Morning in the Pink Silk Tent
- Frosted Ribbons and Gingerbread Chaos
- The Frosted Rose of MoonSnail Cove
- A Frosted Whisper on the Cliff
- Frosted Windows and Clam Cakes
- The Frozen Horizon in 3 Perspectives
- The Frozen Kelpie and the Boots of The Demonic Ones
- The Frozen River and the Phantom Bandits
- A Frozen Wagon in the Alley
- Fudge Puppies and the Festival Goat
- Fudge Puppies, Frostbite, and the Fierce King of Chaos
- Fumbling With the Necromancer’s Candles
- The Furnace Room Incident
- Fuzzy-Wuzzy Wizard of the Selkie of Ebony
G
- A Gallon of Spilled Rainbow Ink
- Galloping Halloween Revelry
- The Garden Gate Ate the Mailman
- The Garden Hose of Endless Water
- A Garden of Pink Chrysanthemums
- The Gate That Refused to Open
- Gathering Seaweed at Low Tide
- Get your hands off my dress!
- The Ghastly Parade of Pumpkin Heads
- The Ghilie Dhu of A Thousand Tortures
- The Ghost of the Forgotten Altar
- Ghost moths kiss the flame, one by one, they fade to ash, their wings lost to fire.
- Ghost-shaped Sugar Cookies
- Ghostly Calling of the Corrupt Wyrm
- A Ghostly Helping of Lich Surprise
- The Ghosts of Forgotten Harvests
- The Ghosts of Gloom Are Gathering
- The Ghoulish Hoodoo Rootworker
- GhoulSpawn's Army of Flying Fish
- GhoulSpawn The Crazed And The Rose Garden Of The Pink Necromancer
- GhoulSpawn & The Cultists
- GhoulSpawn’s Last Fucking Game
- GhoulSpawn's Lighthouse Physics
- GhoulSpawn Lost the Key to the Pink Tent
- GhoulSpawn's Memories of Moxie
- GhoulSpawn Misplaced the Rainbow Wand
- GhoulSpawn and The Rainbow Wand
- GhoulSpawn's Sleight of Hand
- GhoulSpawn Stole the Lighthouse Map
- GhoulSpawn’s Trembling Obedience and Practical Fear
- GhoulSpawn Tries to Pet the Phooka
- The Giant Pink Jelly Siege
- The Gilded Snare of Stormlight
- The Gilded Spoon of Betrayal
- A Giraffe in the Lighthouse Basement
- The Gleaming Hot Pants of The Pirate Frog King
- Glimmer Monks wear nothing underneath their robes...
- The Glimmering Pool of Forgotten Souls
- The Glitter That Ate the Floorboards
- The Glittering Codex of Forgotten Spells
- The Gloaming Paths of Wraith and Shadow
- The Glow-In-The-Dark Sun Elf Who Fell From The Sky
- The Glowing Jelly Cube of The Bloody Phooka
- Glumpish, Grumpy, Sullen, Gloomy
- A Gnome in Pink Underwear
- The Goat, The Plushie, And The JellyFrost Morning Raid
- The Goat That Should Not Exist
- The Goblin Who Ordered 17 Pizzas
- Golden Field, Pink Glories
- The Goldfish That Knew Too Much
- Good, The Bad And The Elfy, The
- The Grave of The Blood Sucking Gremlin
- Graveyard of Broken Fables
- The Graveyard's Cold Whisper
- The Graveyard That Ate the Living
- The Gravy Boat of Forgotten Spells
- The Great Crystonite War ~oO0~
- The Great Yak Wool Spinning Disaster
- The Greedy Forest Dwelling Illusionist
- The Green-Eyed Cat, Again
- The Green Jelly Cube Of Death
- The Green Serpent and The Cult of the Lansquin ~oO0~
- The Green Slime That Followed Quaraun Home
- The Grimoire Of Radiant Ditiui
- Grimoire Of The Benevolent Wizards
H
- Hair as Long as His Grief
- The Half-Elf Thief With Pockets Full of Sheep
- The Hall of Collapsed Statues
- Halloween Chaos with BoomFuzzy the Candy Corn Unicorn
- Halloween's no fun without treats
- Hand Dipping Pink Rose Scented Beeswax Candles, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- The Happy Dappy MerMan and The Big Bird of Love
- Harvested Comfort: A Tale of Apples and Love
- The Haunted Box Of BoomFuzzy's Chocolates
- The Haunted House of The Mind Controlling Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch
- Haunted Oubliette, Blessed Madness
- The Haunted Salamander of the Green Hat of Horror
- Haunting Ritual of Stolen Souls
- The Haunting River Journey of the Blue Monkey
- He Kills People With Candy (The 7th Letter To Home)
- He Kissed My Ankles First
- He Rubbed My Belly Until I Slept
- He Was Not Built To Be Small
- Head Cheese: A Story of Cauliflower, Cruelty, and Carnage
- Heated Tent, Frozen World
- HellBorne and The Missing Sacrificial Sheep
- Hellborne Steals The Faries’ Gold
- Hello, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- Help! He's trying to feed me!
- Here Be Dragons: A Perceived Lack of Funds
- Hidden Cave Behind a Thundering Waterfall
- Hidden Tunnel Of Unspeakable Terrors
- Him not hurt. Him just cry baby.
- His Feet Never Touched the Ground
- His Silk Robes Got Stuck in the Door Again
- The Hoary Sphinx Of Chniteler
- The Hollow Mushroom Sanctuary
- Honey Fresh Dripping from the Honeycomb
- The Horrid Cliff Of Faxechroi
- How To Have The Best Sex Of Your Life
- How to Overthrow an Entire Settlement Without So Much as Lifting a Finger
- How winter changes the landscape.
- A Hurricane Hits The Lighthouse
I
- I'm HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower, of The Castle of Blood and Death
- I Am Not Dying, I Am Pregnant
- I am Very Concerned About Blueberries. - Back At The Blueberry Plains of The Screaming Unicorn Inn
- I’ve only one espresso left in me.
- I like coffee, I like tea, I like the boys, The boys like me.
- I loved my children, but I loved BoomFuzzy more
- I miss when it was just me in my head
- I Still Can't Believe It Exists
- The Ice Palace's Survivor
- The Icy Off-Ramp Choked With Abandoned Cars
- If, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- If a person loves only one other person and is indifferent to all others, his love is not love
- IkuTursu's Cursed Depths of the Swamp Where Pine Boughs Whisper
- The Illegitimate Escaped Slave Of The The Haunted House Of Glittering Gems
- The Immortal Book of Immortality
- Imprisoned by the Angry Teddy Bears
- Imprisoned By The Glow In The Dark Elf
- Imprisoned By The Hallucinating Elf Hunter
- In the Depth of Winter's Grip
- In The Dungeon With The Leprechaun
- In The Dungeon With The WereWolf
- In the Labyrinth of Gloaming
- In a land of ice and gloom, Where the blizzards often loom…(A blizzard hits a village...)
- In The Land Of Purple Ponies And Pink Unicorns
- In Love With Quaraun The Insane
- In Search Of The Perfect Frosting
- In Search Of The Pink Frog
- In The Year 2525 In Pepperell Square, Saco, Maine
- Incandescent Shadows Over Driftwood Bay
- Incredible Shrinking Wizard, The
- Inescapable Woods Of The Deceiver
- The Insane Sea Slug of The Freaky Vampire King
- Intelligent Lords' Spell of Dexterity
- Into The Labyrinth Of Death: Tales of the Black Tower
- Into The Mushroom Forest ~oO0~
- Is There No Truth In Beauty?
- The Island Of The Scallywags
- It Came From Outer Quaraun's Mind
- It's Raining, It's Boring
- It's Never Okay To Take Candy From Strangers
J
- Jasmine Shadows Beneath a Bronze Moon
- Jasmine Weaves Between Ghostly Threads
- Jasmine Whispers on Haunted Shores
- The Jiggler and the G-String Teddy Bears
- The Jolly Glow In The Dark Ring
- Journey Through the Zombie-Infested Swamp on the Blue Monkey
- Jug of Warmth in the Night
- Just Serpent's Conjuration of Hatefulness
K
- Kcuf! Kcuf! Kcuf! Kcuf! Kcuf! Kcid a kcus! Kcuf!
- Keeping warm on a cold night.
- Kelim And The Necromancer
- Kelim and The Necromancer: Finding Finderu
- Kelim Meets Quaraun The Insane
- The Kimono of The Glittering Dark Elf
- Kindly, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- Kindness, a language spoken, never grows old
- King Gwallmaiic: The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley
- King Vielder's Reign of Terror ~oO0~
- The Kiss Beneath the Frosted Moon
- A Kitchen of Topaz and Blizzard
- The Kitchen Where Time Refused to Behave
- Kleptomania: GhoulSpawn's Silver Spoon Obsession
L
- The Labyrinth of The Dancing Dodos
- Labyrinth of the Endless Wraiths
- Labyrinth Of Eternal Madness
- The Ladies of Bacon Street: The Prostitutes of The GodForsaken City
- The Lantern That Would Not Go Out
- Laughter fades to mist, the cold ground drinks old sorrow, ashes sink to stone.
- Leaving Your Bed Messy Isn't Exactly the Apocalypse
- The Legend of the Infinite Cannibal Goddesses
- The Legendary Dragon Of Suffering
- The Legendary Evocation Of The Faceless Demon
- Lemon Blossom Croquembouche
- The Leprechaun of The Deep North
- A Lesson in Traditional Medicine
- Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments
- Let us plan a relaxin’ day.
- The Lich's Kiss - A Flamboyant Nippers Fruit Salad Yaoi Story - aka An Epic Length Poem About Men on the Beach with Ripe Bananas
- A Lich's Lament For a Mortal Lover Growing Old
- The Lich Lord's Fuzzy Wuzzy Arch Mage
- A Lich's Reflections On Escaping The Swamp of Death
- Light Of The Crystal, The
- The Lighthouse Conundrum (aka Thingamajig - Version 2)
- Lighthouse at the End of the World
- The Lighthouse, Night Frost
- The Lighthouse That Leapt, Space Dock 13's First Jump Through Space
- Like Breathing for the First Time
- Like The World On A Turtle's Back
- The Lilac Warlord’s Fudge-Fueled Fight with the Sea Slug Conspiracy
- The Liminal Mists of Eternal Sorrow
- Lingering Where Shadows and Light Dance Together
- Liquid currency in a frozen world
- The Littlest Keeper of the Lantern
- Lobster Bisque, a Kishōtenketsu
- A Lobster Roll Made All Wrong
- Lone raven calling, carving scars through silent skies, snowflakes catch in wings.
- Longing for the Warmth of the Sun, We Found Only More Darkness
- The Loony Barbarian and His Wicked Warlock
- Lost in the Dark of the Ruins
- Lost in The Forest of The Castle Troll
- Lost in The Swamp of The Bat Beast
- Lost in The Swamp of The Singing Black Shuck
- Lost In A Space That Isn't There
- The Lost Library and The Snowglobe
- The Lost Ship: 3 Perspectives on a Cursed Ship
- The Lotus' Silent Prayer on the Sandy Shoreline
- Love and Emotional Resilience
- Love: How to Find It, Keep It, and Know It's Real
- Love, a Trembling, Tender Thread
- Lover of The Butler Prostitute
- The Low Tide That Hid Too Much
- The Luminous Singing Sea Slug
- The Lupine, the Loom, and the Summer Sun
- Lupine flowers, by moonlight they bloom, purple and blue
M
- The Mac & Cheese Maelstrom
- Mackerel and Molten Glass
- Maelstrom in the GodForsaken City
- The Magic Nun Of Agony And Eminence
- The Magic Of The Pink Frog
- The Magic Pink Silk Curtains
- Make tea and go for a rainy forest walk
- Making Tea in the Middle of a Storm
- The Malignant Candy Maker and The Labyrinth of Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies
- Mallac and The Murder Weapon
- Mallac And The Shambling Dead - No Spell Is Ever without A Price
- Maple Cotton Candy Served as a Topping on Vanilla Ice Cream
- Market Day Weekend - Three Days In The Life of The Pink Necromancer
- Marsh Of The Vampire Lord
- Maybe the stars will sing once more
- A Meadow in Three Perspectives
- The Meaning of Freedom is a Fleeting Ideal
- The Melody of the Brook's Whisper
- Melted Sugar on the Black Spoon
- Meltwater and Barefoot Regrets
- Merchants of the Impossible, Pushing the Boundaries of Reality
- Merfolk Of Flesh Eating Snails
- Mermaid Hair & Other Terrible Ideas
- Meteoric Marvels of the Dreaded Dunes
- The Metropolis Of The Five Entities
- The Miasma’s Mirror: A Tale of Blue Blooms and Demon Trees
- The Midnight Feast of the Fallen Leaves
- The Midnight Pâtisserie of Peril
- Midnight Sparrow’s Lament
- Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall
- The Mischief of the Purple Unicorn
- The Mischievous Moon Moths
- Misplaced Utensils and the Cascade of Confusion
- Miss Citten The Eel Kat ~oO0~
- The Missing Children Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah Warned Of
- Mixed Vegetables and Curry Samosas
- Monsters & Mayhem: How Black Tower Became Pink (8+ Parts)
- The Moon, the Cards, and the Dice
- The Moon Elf's Shimmering Silk
- The Moon Is Split, The Sun Is Gone, And BoomFuzzy Cheats At Cribbage
- Moonlight on Pink Silk and Custard Chaos
- Moonlit Jellyhair, Kits, and the Pink Silk Labyrinth of Vesonta
- Morning Chowder and Sugar Tomatoes
- Morning Dew in The Graveyard
- The Morning of The Mind Controlling Moon
- Morning Smoke over Noodle Beach
- Moss, Mud, and Morning Bread
- Mother Mothra’s New Child
- Mud, Bums, and the Epic Quest for Cleanliness
- Murder #4 & Questions About The Black Tower
- Murder #6 - The Real Murder
- Murder #6 - The Red Herring Murder
- Mushrooms Bubbling in a Hearty Stew
- The Mushroom Circle That Screamed at Midnight
- My first thought was, where would a three year old put your bag of holding?
- A Mysterious Book of Spells Washes Ashore
- The Mysterious Midnight Lighthouse Mystery
- Mysterious Trails of Stars
- Mystical Whispers and Enchanted Nights
N
- Naffates - The Purple Of Wine Drunk By The Courageous This Is The Color Of A Enraged Mind
- Nature Walk: 3 Perspectives on a serene walk in nature to gather inspiration
- Necromancer's Apprentice, The
- Necromancers Don't Wear Pink
- Necromancy: A Day in the Life of a Bumbling Necromancer
- The Nefarious Cloud Palace
- A Nice, Quiet, Peaceful Day Aboard The Blue Monkey
- The Night I Threw My Undergarments in the Fire
- The Night of the Blue Monkey ~oO0~
- The Night of The Dazzling Salamander
- The Night of the Ice Moths
- The Night of Kicked-Out Idiots
- Night The Stars Went Out, The
- Night With The Magical Moonlight Mumbler
- No One Should Be Surprised
- Noodle Beach: A Love Letter to a Forgotten Shoreline
- Noodle Beach Campfire Breakfast
- Noodle Beach and The Eggplant Gambit
- Noodle Beach Low Tide Foraging
- Noodle Orchard Beneath the Dome
- Noon Meal in a Quiet Clearing
- Nor'easter in an Apple Orchard
- Not Little Red Riding Hood
- Nord The Pocket Lich aka The DracoLich of Fire Mountain
O
- The Obsessive Royal Wizard
- The Obsidian Idol Of The Elf Eater Of Pepper Valley
- The Ocean of The Lustful Golden Beetle Bug
- The Ocean Swallowed the House Again
- An Ode to Bum Poetry, Again
- An Ode to My Shattered Sanity
- Of Silk, Sea, and Shenanigans
- Oh no… Halloween…It's going to be one of those days, isn't it?
- Old Soul, Pink Soul: A Story of a Damsel In Distress
- The Omen: A Strange Object Washed Up On Noodle Beach
- One Good Quaraun Deserves Another
- The One Night Stand That Turns Into Something More
- One River In Three Perspectives
- One spilled boba, lost forever to ice
- The Oozing Plate Of Sugar Cookies Bludgeoned By The Courageous Alien Being Chased By A Bloodthirsty Crazed Celebrity Chef
- The Oracle Of Silver Dust
- The Orchard Walks at Dusk
- Ossuary Of The Barbarian King
- The Ossuary Of The Fuzzy Wuzzy Poison
- The Overpass With the Frozen Semi-Truck
- Oyster Mushroom Harvest on a Rotting Log
P
- Painting Black Tower Pink
- The Palace Of The Ice Wizards
- The Paper-cut Palace of Breathing Shadows
- Pastries in the Parking Lot
- The Path Of The Ten Thousand Hateful Serpents
- A Peaceful Afternoon of Lobster Rolls and Laughter Beneath the Seagull-Crowded Sky, Where One Clumsy Waiter Spills Clam Chowder, One Cheerful Chef Whistles While He Works, and One Elderly Elf Wraps Himself in Pink and Finds Contentment at the Edge of the Cold Atlantic
- A Peaceful Evening on the Lighthouse Balcony
- A Peaceful Night on the Tundra
- The Peaceful Shores of Noodle Beach (the short story)
- Peering Through the Mist and Finding Nothing But More Fog
- The Pendant Of Fa'tumaelu
- Pepper Valley Tavern Pizza Night
- Perfumed Whispers, a Drabble Not Drabbleish MicroFiction
- Petrichor Beneath the Starry Night
- Petrichor Whispers, Silence Whispers Back
- The Phantom Of The Forgotten Coward
- The Phantom Playhouse, A Theatre of Ghosts
- The Phooka & The Fish Market
- The Phooka of A Thousand Deaths
- Phylactery Crust Around the Pie Edge
- A Piano Fell From The Sky
- Picking the Perfect Pickle (the short story)
- Pink Blossoms and Furry Tails
- Pink Fish and Invisible Unicorns
- The Pink Frog And The Teeny Blue Zebra ~oO0~
- The Pink Necromancer Accidentally Falling For The Ghoul
- The Pink Necromancer’s Christmas
- The Pink Necromancer And Death Dell Farm
- The Pink Necromancer's Deceitful Carpet Weave
- The Pink Necromancer And (Esmerald) Blackbird's Dungeon
- The Pink Necromancer And A Faux Pas
- The Pink Necromancer For Only $1 If You Qualify! Or the Day BoomFuzzy Tried To Sell Quaraun
- The Pink Necromancer And A Genie Trapped By An Ice Storm
- The Pink Necromancer’s Icy Feast
- Pink Necromancer And The Money Tree, The
- The Pink Necromancer And A June Wedding
- The Pink Necromancer And A Million A Psychopathic Evil Clown Demon From Hell
- The Pink Necromancer And The Missing Christmas Tree
- The Pink Necromancer And A Pirate's Mistress
- The Pink Necromancer And A Royal Mount
- The Pink Necromancer’s Sandstorm of Lust, Lilac Chaos, and Goat-Math Equations
- The Pink Necromancer And A Sasquatch Gangbang
- The Pink Necromancer And A Seaside Axe Murderer
- The Pink Necromancer And A Sexy Space Babe
- The Pink Necromancer And A Short Vampire
- The Pink Necromancer And A Skinny French Girl
- The Pink Necromancer And A Slice Of Disaster
- The Pink Necromancer And A Somewhat Dystopian Future
- The Pink Necromancer And A Statement On The Present Cults Of The Earldom
- The Pink Necromancer And A Step Toward Death
- The Pink Necromancer And A Stranger At La Kermese
- The Pink Necromancer And A Three Eyed Monster For Easter
- The Pink Necromancer And A Tome Of Transfiguration
- The Pink Necromancer And The Twighlight Manor
- The Pink Necromancer's Twilight Muck, Kits, and the Jellyhair Conspiracy
- The Pink Necromancer’s Vigil
- The Pink Necromancer And A Whore For Santa Claus
- The Pink Necromancer And A Window
- The Pink Necromancer And A Witty Poem
- The Pink Necromancer And A Year With The Pirates
- The Pink Necromancer And Baby Blue
- Pink Silk and Frosted Clam Chowda
- Pink Snow on Noodle Beach
- The Pink Tent of Questionable Pleasures
- Pink Yak Butter Spread in Spiral
- Pippiyata and The Path Of The Stars
- The Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch
- Pizza Fries & Phooka Lies
- Pliable Clay on the Potter's Wheel
- Poetry, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- The Poisoned MerMan of the Castle of Singing Sea Slugs
- A Pomegranate In The Frozen Wasteland
- Porridge, Mushy Peas, and Potato Biscuits
- The Power of Self Acceptance
- Prancing Through Noodle Beach Village
- The Pregnant Jellyfish and The Murdered Half-Elf
- Preparations for the Street Market of the GodForsaken City
- Prismatic Invocation of Steak Sauce
- Prismatic Ritual of the Pudding Devil
- Psionic Warriors Channeling the Power of the Mind
- The Ptarmagin Kats of Space Dock 13
- The Pumpkin Patch Lurking Beyond the Jailhouse Wall
- The Pumpkins Are Following Us
- Pumpkins, Blueberries, and Shrimp
- Punished By The Garlic Bread King
- Purple Silk Ribbons for My Lover’s Hair
- The Pyramids Of The Di'Jin
Q
- Quaraun and The Beanstalk
- Quaraun & BoomFuzzy: The Ultimate Power Couple
- Quaraun's Clumsy Apprentice
- Quaraun Finally Admits BoomFuzzy's Bread Is Perfect
- Quaraun’s Fiery Monologue on Broken Hands and Broken Plans
- Quaraun at the Fractured Moon Shrine
- Quaraun's Luxurious Demands
- Quaraun Meets The Gremlin
- Quaraun Misplaced the Portal Again
- Quaraun Navigated the Loot Trees While BoomFuzzy Guarded the Cliffs
- Quaraun on the Frozen Beach
- Quaraun Sat in His Pink Silk Tent
- Quaraun and The Wandering Turtle City
- Quaraun And The Wizard Of Dreams
- The Quest for the Bizarre Ingredient
- The Quicksand Miscalculation
- A Quiet Day on The Blue Monkey
- The Quiet Evening in the Pink Silk Tent
- A Quiet Evening In The Rain
- The Quiet Lighthouse Afternoon
- A Quiet Night on The River
- Quite Thoughts on a Cold Rainy Night
R
- Rage, Chaos, and the Bandit Parade
- The Rage of the Fogbeasts
- Rain dripped incessantly on the Pink Silk Tent
- The Raven in the Hidden Grove
- Realizing We Might Actually Be Safe
- Really, Really, Really Odd Couple, The
- The Red Dragon Massacre ~oO0~
- Redistributing lucky omens in my favour
- The Reflection in the Fog
- The Reptilian Prince Of Devils
- The Resplendent Viking of the Whore House of Loneliness
- The Return Of Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy And The Jiggler
- The Return Of The Silver Salamander
- The Return To Fire Mountain
- The Rise of The Happy Lustful Goal
- The Rise of the Silver Arrow ~oO0~
- The River Shanty Soup House
- Roses in the Frost: Breakfast at Noodle Beach
- Rose Quartz Gleams in Tender Delight, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- Roses on the Beach, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- The Roses Were Screaming Again
- The Ruby Hummingbird (rewrite of 'Blackbird's History: The Ruby Throated Humming Bird') ~oO0~
- The Ruins Of The Elf Eating Illusionist
- The Ruins of The Holy Relic
S
- Sacrament of the Sinful Fiends of Madness
- Sacred Crochet: The Sacred Threads of A Moon Elf's Midnight Rituals
- The Sacred Pink Jellyfish Awakens
- The Sad Part Is We Are Trapped and Don’t Even Know It
- The Salt Cave, A Sea Cliff Grotto at Low Tide
- Salt and Herbs in the Graveyard
- The Sandcastles at Twilight
- Sautéed Mushrooms and Diced Tomatoes Served with Poutine, Naturally
- The Savage Wilderness of the Post-Comet Earth
- Scallop Shell Full of Ashes
- The Scarcity of Resources
- The Scent of Crisp Winter Air
- The Scent of Ink and Roses
- The Scents of Simplicity: BoomFuzzy’s Kitchen and the Softness of Home
- The Scream Beneath the Ice
- The Screaming Staff Of The Occultist
- The Screaming Unicorn’s Hearth
- Sea Glass & Silken Worries
- Sea Slugs and Clam Chowder Bread Bowls
- Secluded Garden: A Secret Kept, a Cherished Shell
- The Secret Church Grim Of The MoonSnail
- The Secret Curse Of The Hellish Soap
- Secret Meeting Hidden Behind Closed Doors
- Seduced By The Serial Killing Tavern Keeper
- The Seedy Stalkers in the Dark
- The Sequined G-String of Death
- The Sequined G-String of The Purple Unicorn
- Sequins, Silk, and Silvered Chaos
- Serenity: A tale of love and darkness, a haunting start
- The Serial Killing Monolith of Terror
- Setting Up the Food Truck at the Carnival
- Shackled By The Kaleidoscopic Necromancer
- Shadowed Transfiguration Of The Wild Messiahs
- Shadows at Noodle Beach (Part 3 of ShipYard At Dusk)
- Shanghaied By The Tavern Keeper
- The Shape Shifting Servant of The Butler Teddy Bear
- Shards of Enchantment: A Glassy Expedition
- A Shared Moment of Silence: Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn Under the Moonlit Sky
- Sheer Terror: Rotten Fruit
- Shelter from the Ice-Soaked Storm
- Sheperardless Pie and Mushy Peas
- Shipwreck of the VISION-D8
- The Shrieking Demon's Deadly Zombie
- Sick Days & Airborne Chaos
- The Silence of the Unseen
- A Silent Garden in a Dead World
- Silk, Spells, and Scottish Meals
- The Silkworker’s Divination
- The Silver Goblet of Regret
- Singing Gumdrop Chaos in the Streets
- The Singing Salamander and the Ruby Ring
- The Sinister Cookies of the Undead Chef
- Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God
- Sitting on the Edge of a Cliff
- The Six Grimoires Of Wiolciumll
- The Six Parts Of The Amulet Of Wonder
- The Skeletal System of The Troll: New Speculations
- The Sky Is Bleeding Again
- The Slayer Of The Triple Moon Dragon
- The Slushy God’s Divine Influence
- Sly Animal's Exorcism of Generosity
- The Snake's Prophecy of Doom Upon The Fractured Moon
- Snollygoster: A Shrewd, Unprincipled Politician
- Snollygoster's Return: The UnDead Politician and His Red Hat Wearing Zombie Horde Shambled By
- The Snow Covered Bone Of The Grounds Keeper
- Snow Tasting Like Sugar Before Trouble Arrives
- Snowglow at MoonSnail Cove
- Snowfall thickened over The Blue Monkey
- Some Incidents In The Life Of Vampires
- Song of The Bleeding Mutant
- The Song of The Blood Sucking Glowing Fungus
- The Song of The Glow In The Dark Horseradish Sauce
- The Sorcerer's Tower Of Cake
- The Sorcerous Wizard Of Knowledge
- The Soul Stealing Lord Of Demons
- The Sound of Tinkling Icicles
- The Spectral Vessel Adrift
- The Spider in the Silk Pantry
- Spooky Scary Skeletons - A Graveyard Waltz
- The Spooky Spider in a Dark Swamp
- Spoon Etched With Your Name
- Springtime by the River: Evening
- The Stag Prince of the Frozen Forest
- Stained Napkin Hidden in a Spellbook
- The Stains of Death Will Not Yield aka Laundry Day in The Lighthouse
- Stay Wid Us Too Lang, Ya Go Crazy Wid Us
- Stillness in the Garden's Chaos
- Stop And Vomit on The Roses
- Storm of Anger and Strange Snacks
- The Storm Warding Ribbons
- The Storm Windows That Remembered Voices
- Storms of the Deadly Forest
- Stranded in The Mushroom Forest
- Strangled By Quaraun The Insane
- Straw Cushions in the Forest
- The Struggle of Maintaining Their Lighthouse Home in a Harsh Winter Storm
- Summer Of The Wizard Killer
- The Summoner of Darkness (novel)
- The Summoning at the Lighthouse
- The Sun was Shining, a Rare Thing in This Dystopian Ice Age
- Sunrise Mocks the Aching Heart, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- Sunset: A Bleeding Wound Upon The Sea, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- The Supernatural Skullcracker
- Supply Run on Noodle Beach
- Survival Preppers Of The Zombie Apocalypse
- The Swamp Of The Mushroom Loving Merfolk
- The Swamp Turtle With a Temple on Its Back
- Sweeping the Lighthouse Floors
- The Sweet Streets of The GodForsaken City
- Swirls of Delight in a Frozen Wasteland
T
- Taken By The Brackish Water Mermen
- Taken By The River Dwelling Selkie
- A Tale of Tall Grass (Rebooted)
- Tall Trees and Colourful Berries
- The Tavern in the Faraway Town
- A Tavern Scene Part 1 - "Ever heard of a chastity cage?"
- A Tavern Scene Part 2 - Drunk Elves, Shrimp Dinners, and Dungeon Masters From The Future
- The Temple Under the Frost-Glass Lake
- Tending the Bio-Dome Moths
- The Terrible Fortress Of Suffering
- The Terrific Dungeon Master of the Mushroom Gravy of Darkness
- Terror Birds at Blackpine Hollow
- Terror in the Silver Mist
- Thalassophobia aka The Ancient Train Trestle Bridge Haunted Him
- Thawing Tootsies and GhoulSpawn’s Blanket
- There are always too many
- There Are a Million Reasons to Be Grateful
- There Are Tentacles in the Bathtub Again
- There’s Beauty in the Destruction
- There is No Mournful Lamb Inn
- There Was Nothing - And Then There Were Plants!
- They grow bolder with each passing night.
- They plundered, they burned, they claimed dominion over what could never belong to them.
- The Things That We Cannot Change
- The Thousand Books By The Egotistical Villain
- Threads of Magic, a Drabble Not Drabbleish MicroFiction
- Three Days, Three Murders, & Still No Shrimp Dinners
- 3 Perspectives of Undead Lobsters
- The Thullids Are Gathering Around The Golden Rooster
- The Thullids Arrive In Town
- Thunderstorm Dewdrops & Ghosts
- The Tide Swallows the Shore
- The Time-Travelling Manipulator Of Ghosts
- To Eat a Meal In Peace and Quiet
- To the World's Best Husband: I Love You, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- Too Many Apples for One Basket
- A Topaz Key on the Quiet River
- The Torture Chamber Of Quaraun The Insane ~oO0~
- The Touch Sensation of a Cool, Delicate Chill
- Touched the Forbidden Crockpot
- The Tower… A terrible omen
- A Tower in Silk and Stone
- The Tower of the Shape Shifting Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies
- Tower of The Shape Shifting Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies: Tales of the Black Tower
- Tower Of Terror: Tales of the Black Tower
- Trapped By The Blood Thirsty Dark Elf
- Trapped By The Jolly Snow Elf
- The Traveller, the Data Chip, and the Lich King’s Chowder
- Tricked By The Flesh Eating Merfolk
- Tree Negotiations FailedTriple Tide Snuggle
- Truly creative things happen when one thinks differently, yet nobody wants to think differently
- Truth at last cannot be hidden.
- The Twisted Tower Of Wraiths
- Two Habits to Help You Lose Weight
- 200 Pocket Dimension Chickens
U
- Undead Roses - A Fairy Wine Story
- Under the Firelight’s Malevolent Spell
- Under the Light of a Dying Moon
- The Undying Lich King of Pepper Valley
- Unexpected Dissimilarities in the Social Hierarchies of the Tarasque and the Phoenix
- The Unforgettable Cloudfall
- The Unholy Haunted House and The Lich Cloud Palace King
- Unicorn’s Hair in the Biscuit Dough
- Unicorn Kisses Smell Like Rotten Peaches
- The Unicorn, The Necromancer, and The Light Blue Rubber Ball of The Bubblegum Pink Splork of Happiness
- Unicorn’s Plate, Licked Clean
- Unicorn’s Tailhair Thread
- The UnSeelie Court's Strength
- Unspoken Words Between Us as We Walk Through the Snow Together
V
- The Valley of the Katopas
- The Valley of the Katopas (Part 2)
- The Vampiric Slave Driver
- The Vampires Of Ttesnagatte Island
- The Vardo Towed by a team of Undead Moose
- Velvet Shadows Crawl Beneath the Stars' Gentle Veil
- The Venomous Beast Of The Marvellous FarDarrig
- Venturing Into The Mushroom Forest
- Vexed and Victorious with Lobster Rolls
- The Vexing Problem of Enchanted Spittoons, Hoofed Feet, and Poisonous Mushrooms
- The Village of The Gleaming Gloves
- The Villainous Chant of the Unjust Haunts
- The Voice of The RiverBoat ManWoman
- The Vulgar Alchemist's Inn
W
- The Wagon Under the Frostbranch Pines
- Waiter, There's A Head In My Soup
- Walking Through the Wreckage
- Wandering Merchant: The Trader's Cryptic Goods
- Wandering With Ghosts of The Past
- The Weaver’s Whispering Web
- Weaving Memories by the Sea
- The Weight of Silver Silk
- What is Love but Ceaseless Ache?
- What we need are global warming strategies
- When Joy and Sorrow Feel the Same
- When life knocks ya down, stay there and take a nap
- When the Yak Got Stuck in Snow
- Where Do We Go When the Graveyard Is Full?
- Whispering Shadows in the Fog
- Whispers in Frosted Shade
- Whispers in the Snowdrift
- White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane ~oO0~
- Who Killed Quaraun The Insane?
- Why chose to be a unicorn?
- Why is there an elephant in my bed?
- Why It Is Better to Give More Than You Receive
- The Wicked Chocolate Maker
- Wicked Desires of The Aristocrat
- Wild Ghosts' Ritual of the Vortex
- The Wild Mushroom and Rice Dinner of The Mournful Mage
- The Wild Mystic And The Mysterious Mage
- Wild Rose Hip Tea and a Frosty Morning and other tales
- Wind and Hematite on the Cliff
- The Winter of The Grandiose Oracle
- The Witch Massimara Of Mount Yenka
- The Woes of Laundry: A Small Task in a Quiet Day
- The Wonderful Wizard of The Wicked Magical Moonlight
- The Wood Elves Occupation
- Woodlands Of The Ghoul Lord
- Wraith in the Frozen Pasture
- Wrath in the Frozen Pasture
- The Wrath of the Pink Necromancer
- The Wraith's Doughnut Delight aka A Lich Deep Frying Doughnuts
- Write us a world where even us Liches find peace
- Written For The Pleasure Of Sexy Wood Elves
X
- X Marks the Spot, But My Bum’s Too Big to Fit
Y
- The Yak That Declared Mutiny
- A Year With The Shape Shifting Scribe
- Yellow Squishy Pink Tentacloid Thing
- Yesterday, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- You Can't Hide From the Dead
- You'll Never Survive The Night
- You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman
Z
- Zephyr Under a Lemon Moon
- The Zestful Medication of The Warlock Tailor
- The Zombie Dungeon of The Vampire Eating Albino
- The Zombie Herders of Mist-Lick Hollow
- Zombie-Infested Highway Overpass
- Zoning Out, Watching the Snowflakes Fall Without Feeling Anything
- ZooLock Again - Off To Talk to Merchants About Murder #2
- ZooLock's Thullid Cultists
~oO0~ Twighlight Manor series 35th anniversary rewrite of the original
The NaNoWriMo 2024 and 2025 & NovNov 2025 stories, in order of days written:
This story was written as part of NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025
(The goal is 1,667 words a day or 50k words in 30 days)
Note: Many of these stories were published with much longer word counts then listed here. The word counts listed here are the 1st draft word counts which were counted towards National Novel Writing Month; however throughout December onwards, these stories were edited, rewritten, and expanded, resulting in the published stories having more words; for example, something listed here as having 1,234 words, might have 5,678 words when published.)
This set includes the following stories:
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 1:
- Day End Word Count Total: 8,013
- Month Total: 8,013/50k
- Magic Wands Discovery
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 2:
- Day End Word Count Total: 3,589
- Month Total: 11,602/50k
- Melting Candle Drips
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 3:
- Day End Word Count Total: 9,514
- Month Total: 21,116/50k
- The Vardo Defender
- Warmaster of the Frost
- I like coffee, I like tea, I like the boys, The boys like me.
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 4:
- Day End Word Count Total: 2,300
- Month Total: 23,416/50k
- The Night of the Ice Moths
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 5:
- Day End Word Count Total: 7,760
- Month Total: 31,176/50k
- Moonlit Jellyhair, Kits, and the Pink Silk Labyrinth of Vesonta
- The Frosted Rose of MoonSnail Cove
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 6:
- Day End Word Count Total: 2,328
- Month Total: 33,504/50k
- The Pink Necromancer's Twilight Muck, Kits, and the Jellyhair Conspiracy
- The Pink Necromancer’s Icy Feast
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 7:
- Day End Word Count Total: 2,029
- Month Total: 35,533/50k
- Tall Trees and Colourful Berries
- The Screaming Unicorn’s Hearth
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 8:
- Day End Word Count Total: 4,515
- Month Total: 40,048/50k
- The Cliffs of Agony
- The Frozen River and the Phantom Bandits
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 9:
- Day End Word Count Total: 18,278
- Month Total: 58,326/50k - reached 50k on day 9!
- The Bakery Heist of Awkward Horrors
- Frosted Morning in the Pink Silk Tent
- Pink Silk and Frosted Clam Chowda
- The Moon
- The Pink Tent of Questionable Pleasures
- Ash and Silver Dust
- The Laughing Serpent
- Snowglow at MoonSnail Cove
- The Curious Flicker
- The Curious Case of the Whispering Ink
- Curious Chaos in the Fractured Moon
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NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 9:
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- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 10:
- Day End Word Count Total: 2,437
- Month Total: 60,763/50k
- Lightning, Fire, and Jellyfish Chaos
- Sick Days & Airborne Chaos
- Dungeon of Accidental Evil
- The Swamp Turtle Ambush
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 11:
- Day End Word Count Total: 10,516
- Month Total: 71,279/50k
- Medic! …No, Not You.
- Man-Eating Lichen
- Frost-Covered Ravine
- Icewind Waterfall
- Terror Birds at Blackpine Hollow
- Electric Goats on the Frozen Plateau
- The Glimmering Swamp
- Breakfast Nook in the Ruins
- The Bantam Uprising of Deck Three
- The Goat, The Plushie, And The JellyFrost Morning Raid
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 12:
- Day End Word Count Total: 9,334
- Month Total: 80,613/50k
- BoomFuzzy’s teasing love.
- Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall
- The Cliffside Ambush
- Ice Needle Grove
- The Snow-Capped Ravine
- Pink Blossoms and Furry Tails
- Pepper Valley Tavern Pizza Night
- The Yak That Declared Mutiny
- Voices Beneath the Roots
- Lights Over the Marsh
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 13:
- Day End Word Count Total: 9,134
- Month Total: 89,747/50k
- Vegan Zombies
- Storm Snuggler
- A Dishy Vicar in the Deadwood Glade
- Dishy Vicar & The Pink Caravan
- Dishy Vicar & Pink Jelly Chaos
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 14:
- Day End Word Count Total: 23,096
- Month Total: 112,843/50k - reached 100k on day 14!
- Old Soul, Pink Soul: A Story of a Damsel In Distress
- The Midnight Pâtisserie of Peril
- The Bakery of Bewitched Baguettes
- The Mac & Cheese Maelstrom
- The Autumn Web of Misfortune
- Ribbon Requisition
- There are always too many
- I am surrounded by fools
- Strawberry Panic
- Feast of Frustrations
- Tomb Soil Vial
- Chaos and Crusts
- Storm of Anger and Strange Snacks
- Quaraun’s Fiery Monologue on Broken Hands and Broken Plans
- BoomFuzzy’s Unrelenting Lust and Sarcasm
- GhoulSpawn’s Trembling Obedience and Practical Fear
- The Midnight Feast of the Fallen Leaves
- Natural 20, My Ass!
- Critical Fail = Critical Penetration
- GhoulSpawn’s Last Fucking Game
- The Harvest of Oddities
- Buttermilk & Rose
- Whipped Cream & Vanilla
- Eggnog & Clove
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 15:
- Day End Word Count Total: 9,273
- Month Total: 122,116/50k
- The Spider in the Silk Pantry
- One spilled boba, lost forever to ice
- Dust plotting murder.
- The Gilded Snare of Stormlight
- Obsidian Blade Precision
- Apple Pies & Apologies
- Nautical Dawn in the Dew
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 16:
- Day End Word Count Total: 4,559
- Month Total: 126,675/50k
- Chocolate Apocalypse Averted
- The Devil’s Chowder Parade
- Cream of Silent Moor
- The Raptor King’s Feast
- Soup of the Gods
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 17:
- Day End Word Count Total: 16,365
- Month Total: 143,040/50k
- Gathering Seaweed at Low Tide
- Sweeping the Lighthouse Floors
- Tending the Bio-Dome Moths
- Low Tide, High Tempers
- Crabs and Clumsiness
- Mussels Among the Rocks
- Morning Smoke over Noodle Beach
- Frosted Windows and Clam Cakes
- Tide-Fresh Breakfast
- Morning Chowder and Sugar Tomatoes
- Fried Spring Potatoes and Baked Salmon
- Sheperardless Pie and Mushy Peas
- Porridge, Mushy Peas, and Potato Biscuits
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 18:
- Day End Word Count Total: 18,018
- Month Total: 161,058/50k - reached 150k on day 18!
- The Day the Rocks Tried to Think
- Thawing Tootsies and GhoulSpawn’s Blanket
- Ice Pool Boops
- Mother Mothra’s New Child
- Biscuits and Gravy
- Oat Porridge
- Boiling Lobster Rolls
- The Quicksand Miscalculation
- Shards Beneath the Ice
- Citrus-Baked Salmon and Spring Potatoes
- Clam Chowder and Oat Bread Rolls
- Fried Dough and Mushy Peas
- Shelter from the Ice-Soaked Storm
- The Low Tide That Hid Too Much
- The Day the Tidepools Spoke Back
- The Crabs Who Knew BoomFuzzy by Name
- The Lantern That Would Not Go Out
- The Storm Windows That Remembered Voices
- The Kitchen Where Time Refused to Behave
- The Cliff That Tried to Eat GhoulSpawn
- The Fog That Spoke BoomFuzzy’s Name
- The Overpass With the Frozen Semi-Truck
- The Icy Off-Ramp Choked With Abandoned Cars
- The Hall of Collapsed Statues
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 19:
- Day End Word Count Total: 4,518
- Month Total: 165,576/50k
- The Goat That Should Not Exist
- The Ice That Blinked
- Garden Visitor
- I’ve only one espresso left in me.
- Meltwater and Barefoot Regrets
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 20:
- Day End Word Count Total: 13,014
- Month Total: 178,590/50k
- I Did Not Summon That
- Down the Cliff of Doom, Gloom, and Frostbite
- Across the Ice-Glazed Beach
- It was a dark and stormy night… and Quaraun was pissed.
- Tidewater Dreams
- The Thoughtful Picnic
- Cuddles on the Frozen Dock
- A Frosted Whisper on the Cliff
- MoonSnail Selection Game
- Hoof-Assisted Decoration
- MoonSnail Crown Ritual
- Decorated Toes and Giggles
- MoonSnail Crown
- MoonSnail Treasures
- Evening Tide Kisses
- Glow in the Cove
- Triple Tide Snuggle
- Foot Rub Under the Moon
- Warm Toes, Cold Tide
- Pebble Massage
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 21:
- Day End Word Count Total: 9,645
- Month Total: 188,235/50k
- The Giant Pink Jelly Siege
- Spaghetti Storm Scheme
- Flaming Pizzas of the Pink Apocalypse
- Necromancer Burrito
- Pickle Whisperer
- Sick Elf Burrito
- I Am Not Dying, I Am Pregnant
- Strange Pink Bio-Egg
- Sneeze of Death
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 22:
- Day End Word Count Total: 3,101
- Month Total: 191,336/50k
- Mermaid Hair & Other Terrible Ideas
- Early Morning Spell Preparation
- The Night of Kicked-Out Idiots
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 23:
- Day End Word Count Total: 3,064
- Month Total: 194,400/50k
- Fire Mites, Fumes, and Fuming Wizards
- The River Shanty Soup House
- Supply Run on Noodle Beach
- The Quest for the Bizarre Ingredient
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 24:
- Day End Word Count Total: 14,393
- Month Total: 208,793/50k - reached 200k on day 24!
- Ghost-Lantern Pine Grove
- The Wagon Under the Frostbranch Pines
- Cliffside Morning Tide Breakfast
- Noodle Beach Low Tide Foraging
- Noodle Beach Campfire Breakfast
- Lightning and Lobsters on a Storm-Tossed Beach
- Zombie-Infested Highway Overpass
- Rage, Chaos, and the Bandit Parade
- Touched the Forbidden Crockpot
- Tree Negotiations Failed
- The Caravan’s Passage
- BoomFuzzy’s World
- GhoulSpawn's Burden
- The UnSeelie Court's Strength
- The Reluctant King
- Wrath in the Frozen Pasture
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 25:
- Day End Word Count Total: 6,907
- Month Total: 215,700/50k
- The Paper-cut Palace of Breathing Shadows
- The Lighthouse, Night Frost
- Quaraun on the Frozen Beach
- The Loom-Room Storm
- Silk Workshop Fever
- Chaos in the Tavern & GhoulSpawn’s Attempt at Order aka BoomFuzzy Discovers Table Top RPGs
- Tidepool Whispers
- Frost-Flaked Lighthouse
- Snowfall and Tidal Light
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 26:
- Day End Word Count Total: 5,367
- Month Total: 221,067/50k
- An Ode to Bum Poetry, Again
- They plundered, they burned, they claimed dominion over what could never belong to them.
- The Rage of the Fogbeasts
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 27: (Happy Thanksgiving!)
- Day End Word Count Total: 4,168
- Month Total: 225,235/50k
- Fizzy Firecracker Fruit Punch
- A Day of Delights in Pink
- Clams, Chaos, and Pink Tentacles
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 28:
- Day End Word Count Total: 7,137
- Month Total: 232,372/50k
- Noodle Beach and The Eggplant Gambit
- The Bewildering Bakery of Brambles
- Of Silk, Sea, and Shenanigans
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 29:
- Day End Word Count Total: 22,832
- Month Total: 255,204/50k
- In the Pink Silk Tent, Quaraun Scribbled Truths While BoomFuzzy Watched
- Quaraun Navigated the Loot Trees While BoomFuzzy Guarded the Cliffs
- Pink Silk and Frostbite
- Roses in the Frost: Breakfast at Noodle Beach
- Moonlight on Pink Silk and Custard Chaos
- Sequins, Silk, and Silvered Chaos
- The Stag Prince of the Frozen Forest
- The Day the Shadow Pumpkin Stole BoomFuzzy’s Pie
- Shadow Harvest
- Hellish Harvest
- The Pink Necromancer’s Sandstorm of Lust, Lilac Chaos, and Goat-Math Equations
- The Lilac Warlord’s Fudge-Fueled Fight with the Sea Slug Conspiracy
- The Pumpkin Patch Lurking Beyond the Jailhouse Wall
- NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 30:
- Day End Word Count Total: 16,344
- Month Total: 271,548/50k
- Fudge Puppies, Frostbite, and the Fierce King of Chaos
- Five Faces of Trouble & One Pink Necromancer
- Setting Up the Food Truck at the Carnival
- Carnival of Frost and Fury
- The Fog at MoonSnail Cove
- Snow Tasting Like Sugar Before Trouble Arrives
- Quaraun’s Fog Journal
- Pink Snow on Noodle Beach
- Pink Snow, Purple Steam
- Apple Glitters and Frostbite Kisses
- Lip Gloss Freezing on the Cliffs
- Frosted Ribbons and Gingerbread Chaos
- Fudge Puppies and the Festival Goat
- The Fabled Goat of Silent Moor
- Finished NaNoWriMo 2025 with 271,548 words.
Additional stuff written from November 2025:
National Novel Writing Month 2025 is here, it's my 21st year of doing the challenge.
Links for those wanting to follow along in November 2025 are here:
For those unaware: November is National Novel Writing Month, and traditionally, writers set aside the month to write 50k words in 30 days (which is 1,667 words a day for 30 days) towards a fiction novel draft.
While the month is "novel writing month" (the month to write a fiction novel) writers of non-fiction and fiction formats other then novels also join the fun.
There are many companies who hosts writing challenges and writing competitions, that you can join, or you can just do it on your own.
Every year since 2004 I personally set aside the month of November to write 200k words in 30 days instead of 50k (so 6,666 words a day instead of 1,667). I've reached that goal for 23 out of 25 years. 2025 is my 26th year doing it.
If you'd like to join one of the online groups, just do a Google/Bing/ChatGPT search for "novel writing month writing challenges" and you'll quickly find dozens going on. There's bound to be one that's right for you.
For 2025 I will be tracking my progress via ProWritingAid's NovNov (Novel November).
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Looking for my annual NaNoWriMo Prompts and Dares? I've been publishing these every year since 2004!
Looking For The Daily NovNov/NaNoWriMo 2025 Updates? - I am doing 30 stories in 30 days, this year, all 30 stories are being published at midnight/end of the day, with final word count updates, for the entire month of November 2025
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(Near) Daily Vlogs can be found on TikTok and YouTube:
Looking For The (near) Daily Drabbles?
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I also published two colouring books during NaNoWriMo/NovNov 2025:
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November 8, 2025:
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November 22, 2025:
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And if you want even more to read, here's the links to stories from NaNoWriMo 2024:
This story was written as part of NaNoWriMo 2024
(The goal is 1,667 words a day or 50k words in 30 days)
This year I used the following Daily writing prompt List:
November 2024 — NaNoWriMo Edition — One Word Writing Prompt Challenge
A Month of Writing Prompts (Created for November 2024)
Note: Many of these stories were published with much longer word counts then listed here. The word counts listed here are the 1st draft word counts which were counted towards National Novel Writing Month; however throughout December onwards, these stories were edited, rewritten, and expanded, resulting in the published stories having more words; for example, something listed here as having 1,234 words, might have 5,678 words when published.)
This set includes the following stories:
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 1:
- Day End Word Count Total: 1,319
- Month Total: 1,319/50k
- Whispers in the Snowdrift -Word Count: 357
- In the Depth of Winter's Grip -Word Count: 461
- Drowned Dead Beneath The Ice -Word Count: 501
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 2:
- Day End Word Count Total: 1,845
- Month Total: 3,164/50k
- An Eclipse Looms Tonight -Word Count: 316
- Ritual of The Blood Moon -Word Count: 1,215
- An Eclipse in the Faerie Glen -Word Count: 314
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 3:
- Day End Word Count Total: 2,445
- Month Total: 5,609/50k
- Beneath Malevolent Stars -Word Count: 1,888
- Incandescent Shadows Over Driftwood Bay -Word Count: 312
- Under the Firelight's Malevolent Spell -Word Count: 245
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 4:
- Day End Word Count Total: 8,637
- Month Total: 14,246/50k
- In the Labyrinth of Gloaming -Word Count: 575
- Labyrinth of the Endless Wraiths -Word Count: 2,179
- The Gloaming Paths of Wraith and Shadow -Word Count: 553
- A Path of Twisted Trees -Word count: 4,675
- The Summoning at the Lighthouse -Word count: 655
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 5:
- Day End Word Count Total: 2,975
- Month Total: 17,221/50k
- Intrigue -Word Count: 783
- A Pomegranate In The Frozen Wasteland -Word Count: 930
- Forest Kings and Their Antler Crowns -Word Count: 1,222
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 6:
- Day End Word Count Total: 1,605
- Month Total: 18,826/50k
- Lanterns Over the Faerie Glen -Word Count: 1,605
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 7:
- Day End Word Count Total: 7,474
- Month Total: 26,300/50k
- Ancient Coin Hoard Unearthed -Word Count: 2,677
- The Cellar's Forgotten Treasure -Word Count: 2,395
- The Deadly Summoning of Eldritch Flame -Word Count: 2,402
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 8:
- Day End Word Count Total: 5,432
- Month Total: 33,255/50k
- Secret Meeting Hidden Behind Closed Doors -Word Count: 2,040
- The Spectral Vessel Adrift -Word Count: 880
- Shipyard at Dusk -Word Count: 1,256
- Wandering Merchant: The Trader's Cryptic Goods (Part 2 of ShipYard At Dusk) -Word Count: 2,779
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 9:
- Day End Word Count Total: 5,480
- Month Total: 38,735/50k
- Shadows at Noodle Beach (Part 3 of ShipYard At Dusk) -Word Count: 1,365
- Whispers on the Water -Word Count: 1,212
- IkuTursu's Cursed Depths of the Swamp Where Pine Boughs Whisper -Word Count: 1,306
- The Terror Bird -Word Count: 1,597
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 10:
- Day End Word Count Total: 3,883
- Month Total: 42,618/50k - I'll reach 50k in about 3 days, so, well before 30 days - at this rate, if I continue this pace, I'll reach 120k in 30 days for NaNoWriMo this year.
- The Lighthouse's Glass-Eyed Horror -Word Count: 1,400
- The Pink Tent's Unseen Shadows -Word Count: 1,338
- Graveyard of Broken Fables -Word Count: 1,145
Other stuff written this week, but it's non-fiction so I've not included word counts:
- The 500 Story/Drabble Challenge Progress Update
- I just slept through yet another day…
- It is 14 years since my stroke
- Answering your comments/questions about writing/publishing 10, 20, or more posts a day.
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 11:
- Day End Word Count Total: 1,651
- Month Total: 44,269/50k
- It's Just a Prank, Goat! -Word Count: 1,651
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 12:
- Day End Word Count Total: 3,923
- Month Total: 48,192/50k - should hit 50k tomorrow!
- I Need To Feel Safe -Word Count: 2,022
- The Book of Tortured Souls -Word Count: 1,901
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 13:
- Day End Word Count Total: 7,106
- Month Total: 55,298/50k
- -50,000 of Day 13!!!
- The Lotus' Silent Prayer on the Sandy Shoreline -Word Count: 2,484
- The Lich's Kiss - A Flamboyant Nippers Fruit Salad Yaoi Story - aka An Epic Length Poem About Men With Bananas -Word Count: 4,622
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 14:
- Day End Word Count Total: 5,033
- Month Total: 60,331/50k
- The Raven in the Hidden Grove -Word Count: 1,310
- The Raven's Tale -Word Count: 432
- The Thread of Time -Word Count: 506
- The Moon Elf's Lament -Word Count: 441
- The Silence of the Unseen -Word Count: 440
- Moon's fractured mirror,
ghostly lobsters wail ashore,
waves gnash bones of ice. -Word Count: 1,012 - Velvet Shadows Crawl Beneath the Stars' Gentle Veil -Word Count: 892
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 15:
- Day End Word Count Total: 3,508
- Month Total: 63,839/50k
- Jasmine Whispers on Haunted Shores -Word Count: 925
- Jasmine Weaves Between Ghostly Threads -Word Count: 885
- Jasmine Shadows Beneath a Bronze Moon -Word Count: 1,698
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 16:
- Day End Word Count Total: 5,560
- Month Total: 69,399/50k
- Petrichor Whispers, Silence Whispers Back -Word Count: 1,093
- Petrichor and Plum Tarts -Word Count: 1,008
- Petrichor Beneath the Starry Night -Word Count: 1,082
- Snowbound Silence -Word Count: 1,112
- The Graveyard That Ate the Living -Word Count: 1,265
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 17:
- Day End Word Count Total: 1,268
- Month Total: 70,667/50k
- Wind and Hematite on the Cliff -Word Count: 518
- You trust that nonsense over a map? -Word Count: 750
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 18:
- Day End Word Count Total: 8,476
- Month Total: 79,143/50k
- Wrath of the Sacred Pink JellyFish -Word Count: 4,290
- The Moon Elf's Shimmering Silk -Word Count: 2,212
- Jibber Jabber Ramblings by the Fire -Word Count: 1,974
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 19:
- Day End Word Count Total: 5,008
- Month Total: 84,151 /50k
- The Liminal Mists of Eternal Sorrow -Word Count: 3,112
- Sacred Crochet: The Sacred Threads of A Moon Elf's Midnight Rituals -Word Count: 1,896
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 20:
- Day End Word Count Total: 2,079
- Month Total: 86,230/50k
- Maple Syrup -Word Count: 593
- Chrysalis of the Enchanted Knotweed Grove -Word Count: 912
- Chrysalis, A Poem -Word Count: 90
- Lichen, a Poem -Word Count: 91
- Drizzling Showers, A Poem -Word Count: 93
- Spinach Quiche, a Poem -Word Count: 97
- Rejuvenating, a Poem -Word Count: 100
- Refreshed, a Poem -Word Count: 103
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 21:
- Day End Word Count Total: 1,419
- Month Total: 87,649/50k
- Wind Chimes Made of Wood, a Poem -Word Count: 189
- Orchard Row, a Poem -Word Count: 99
- Contentment, a Poem -Word Count: 100
- Maple Sugar Candy, a Poem -Word Count: 98
- Thistle, a Poem -Word Count: 98
- Cold Grips Orchard Row, a Triple Drabble in 3 Perspectives -Word Count: 450
- Conundrum in the Bazaar, a Triple Drabble in 3 Perspectives -Word Count: 385
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 22:
- Day End Word Count Total: 2,784
- Month Total: 90,433/50k
- The Rain-Drenched Alley, a Triple Drabble in 3 Perspectives -Word Count: 875 (counting the author's context note as well as the story)
- Candle, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 99 (uses yesterday's prompt)
- Autumn Crisp, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 100 (uses yesterday's prompt)
- Burnt Orange, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 100 (uses yesterday's prompt)
- Linguine and Blueberries, a Story Poem -Word count: 1,610
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 23:
- Day End Word Count Total: 2,563
- Month Total: 92,996/50k
- Sunflower, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 337
- Honey Fresh Dripping from the Honeycomb, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 350
- Lupine flowers, by moonlight they bloom, purple and blue; a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 572
- The Moon's Silver Tears, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 203
- The Cloaked Figure Across the Room, a Triple Drabble in 3 Perspectives -Word Count: 659
- Love, a Trembling, Tender Thread, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 182
- Deep Red Flows, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 187
- Roses and Honey, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 173
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 24:
- Day End Word Count Total: 3,845
- Month Total: 96,841/50k
- Balmy Late Autumn Heat, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 389
- Warm Sand, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 400
- Chocolate-Dipped Strawberries, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 177
- Feeling: Soft Velvet, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 610
- Snollygoster's Return: The UnDead Politician and His Red Hat Wearing Zombie Horde Shambled By -Word Count: 672
- The Beauty of a Silk Moth Hatching, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 682 (this one used a prompt for a couple days ago)
- Hand Dipping Pink Rose Scented Beeswax Candles, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 302
- A Lobster Roll Made All Wrong, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 311
- Evil Eggplants Stalking Outside, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 302
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 25:
- Day End Word Count Total: 1,676
- Month Total: 98,517/50k
- Downpour, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 555 — wow — that was unplanned — for people who are paranoid about numbers, I bet that means something.
- The Stains of Death Will Not Yield aka Laundry Day in The Lighthouse, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 519
- The Book in the Brook and the Minnows Who Found It There, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 306
- Mushrooms Bubbling in a Hearty Stew, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 296
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 26:
- Day End Word Count Total: 2,203
- Month Total: 100,720/50k
- -reached 100k on Day 26!
- Chaos in The Lighthouse - Shattered Panes, Shattered Minds, a Kishōtenketsu -Word Count: 2,203 (I wrote a part 2 and a part 3 to that story, but I've not yet started editing them, so I'll not count the word counts until the day they are published.)
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 27:
- Day End Word Count Total: 6,300
- Month Total: 107,020/50k
- Necromancer of the Parched Sands in the Desert of Diona, a Prosimetrum, featuring The City of Slushies and The Desert of Planet Diona -Word Count: 6,145
- Flowers, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 155
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 28:
- Day End Word Count Total: 3,059
- Month Total: 110,079/50k
- Angry Ocean Waves at Sunset, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 301
- Sunset: A Bleeding Wound Upon The Sea, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 183
- Roses on the Beach, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 293
- Sunrise Mocks the Aching Heart, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 350
- Maybe the stars will sing once more, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 350
- Yesterday, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 187
- If, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 197
- What is Love but Ceaseless Ache?, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 358
- Hello, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 322
- Kindly, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 334
- Rose Quartz Gleams in Tender Delight, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 184
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 29:
- Day End Word Count Total: 1,373
- Month Total: 111,452/50k
- Perfumed Whispers, a Drabble Not Drabbleish MicroFiction -Word Count: 117
- Threads of Magic, a Drabble Not Drabbleish MicroFiction -Word Count: 193
- Graveyard Loom, a Drabble Not -Word Count: 242
- Magic Apples, a Drabble Not -Word Count: 287
- Clotheslines, Games, and the Village, a Drabble Not -Word Count: 534
- NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 30:
- Day End Word Count Total: 697
- Month Total: 112,149/50k
- BioDome Issues, a Drabble Not -Word Count: 149
- Heartbeat Drum Rhythm, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 182
- Questions, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 188
- Secluded Garden: A Secret Kept, a Cherished Shell, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 178
- Finished NaNoWriMo 2024 with 112,149 words.
Writing Blind Characters
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
Meet the Characters:
Seen in image:
- IMAGE 1:
The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.
In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.
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Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion.
BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.
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The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.
GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.
- Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
- Not seen here:
Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.
The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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🌸🦄🌸 This work of fiction is a part of a long-running series of novels, novellas, short stories, and poetry, that I have been writing & publishing since 1978 (50th anniversary coming in 2028!) spanning over 3k published works. 🌸🦄🌸
The series is a blend of the following genres, themes, and topics:
#OwnVoices - Gypsy Characters Written by Gypsy Author | 40th Century Dystopian Maine | A raw, broken world full of predators, trauma, and psychological warfare. | A trio fractured god-tier war criminals who bicker like divorced mafia families while ruling a dead world with iron magic and necromancy. | Absinthe | Absurdist/Absurdism | Accidental Incantation | Adult tone, gritty, harsh, visceral | Alienated Loners Who Lived on the Edge of Society | Alternate History | Author is not White | Autistic Main Character | Autistic protagonist | Be Careful What You Say | Be Careful What You Wish For | BioDome & Eco-Fiction | BioPunk | Bisexual Relationships | Bizzarro | Black Characters | Blind Characters | Bumbling Wizards | Camping, Glamping & Outdoor Adventure Fiction | Carny Gypsy Caravan & Vardo Life Tales | Ceremonial Magic | Character Studies | Character Study | Character-driven worldbuilding | Characters Are Not White | Comical Overreacting | Cosmic Horror | Counter Culture Lifestyle | Cozy Fantasy | Cozy Romantasy | Cthulhu Mythos | Culinary Fiction | Cursed Magic Items | CyberPunk | Dark Fantasy | Dark Romance | Deal with the Devil | Demonic Contracts | Demons | Dialogue Vignette | DinoPunk | Disguised as Male | Domestic Fiction | Driven to Suicide Themes | Dying Earth | Dystopian | Dystopian 40th Century Maine | Elderly Main Character | Eldritch Horror | Eldritch Horrors | Elf Wizard | ElfPunk | Elves | EMO Goth EdgeLord | Environmental Catastrophe | EOTWAWKI | Evil Elves | Evil Faeries | Evil NonHuman Main Characters Gleefully Killing Humans | Evil Unicorns | Evil Wizards | Existentialism | Exotic Alien Planets | Experimental Abstract Literary Slice of Life | F2M Transgender MC | Faerie King | Faeries | Fairy Devilmother | Fairy Tales ReTold | Family Saga | Fantasy drug use | Fear of the Unknown Dystopian Literature | Fictional Portrayal of Psychopaths | Flying Carpets | Food Truck & Mobile Gastronomy Drama | Forgot About His Powers | Found Family | Frost Punk | FrostPunk | Furries | Furry Fiction | Furry Yaoi | Futuristic False Utopia Dystopic Societies | Gay Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Gay Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Gay Harem Romance | Gay Male Pulp Fiction Dialogue Vignette | Gay Romance | Gay/M-M-M Romance | Genderfluid characters in fiction | Gets Easily Lost | Ghost Stories | Glass Canon Wizards | Gothic Horror | Gothic Literature | Gothic Romance | Green Fairy Wine | Grimmification | Grotesque Domestic Fiction | Grotesque Families & Relationships | Gypsy Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Gypsy Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Gypsy Main Characters | Hand Wave Logic | Haunted Lighthouses | He's a Damsel In Distress | Homeless Main Characters | Hookah Smoking | Horned | Humanoid | Human Experimentation (Mad Scientist Horror) | Hyper violent, hyper dysfunctional power trio | Ice Age Punk | Intersex Main Character | Intersex/Transgender Main Character | Interspecies Romance | Isekai | Jackass Genie | Jerkass | LGBTQAI+ Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | LGBTQAI+ Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | LGBTQAI+ Fiction | Lgbtqai+ Speculative Drama | Lich Lords | Life In Maine | Lighthouse Keeper Tales | Literal Genie | Literary Fiction | Little Bit Beastly | Lovecraftian Cultists | Lover's Triangles | LSD Use | Lythande FanFiction | Macabre | Mage Tower | Magic Items | Magical Homeless Person | Magical Realism | Magically-Binding Contract | Married Gay Couple | Melodrama | MerMen | Mini Story | Minor Injury Overreaction | Mix-and-Match Critters | MM Romance | MMM Romance (yes, M-M-M Romance, 3 Ms, not 2 - Poly Romance) | MMM Romance | MPreg | MPreg Family Life | Nautical Fiction | Necromancers | Neurodivergent main character | New Weird | No Sense of Direction | Occult Horror | Off-Grid Homestead Prepper Survival Fiction | Omegaverse | One of the Primary Characters is the Ghost of a Suicide Victim and talks of his Suicide Often | Opium Use | Our Liches Are Different | Parallel Universe | Paranoid Fiction | Pastoral Fiction | Pastoral Poetry | Poke in the Third Eye | Poly Gay Romance | Poly Romance - Why Choose | Portal Fantasy | Post-apocalyptic Survival Punk | Post-comet Earth | Post-Post-Zombie Apocalypse | Powerful, but Incompetent | Prefers Going Barefoot | Prehensile Hair | Prehensile Tail | Psychological Melodrama | Queer Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Queer Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Queer Fiction | Radical Reformation Fiction | RayPunk/Raygun Gothic | Read the Fine Print | Retro-Futuristic Fantasy | Reverse Harem | Road Trip Fiction | Road Trip Travel Narrative | Satyr | Self-Harm (Cutting, and deliberate drug overdose) | Shifter Romance | Shifters | Slice Of Life | Slipstream | Slipstream Fiction | Soap Opera | Sold His Soul for a Donut | Sometimes there is a fuckingly liberal use of the fucking word Fuck for no fucking reason other than to say fuck as many fucking times as fuckingly possible | Soul Contracts | Space Fantasy | Space Opera | Space Travel | Speculative Science Fiction | SteamPunk | Suicidally depressed characters | Suicide References | Super Villian MC | Superpower Lottery | SuperVillain PoV | Surrealism | Survivalism | Sweet Romance | Sword & Planet | Sword & Sandal | Sword & Sorcery | Techno Mages | Technological Overreach | The Bad Guy Wins | The Drifter | There is a thing in the series called The Alien Bible - it is the Christian Bible rewritten by aliens, some readers found this upsetting as well | There is a zombie apocalypse going on and lots of historical figures make cameo appearances as zombies, including Zombie Jesus - this seems to frequently upset readers so yeah here's a warning for that | Third-person limited | Thruple/Trio Relationships | Time Travel | Too Dumb to Live | Transgender Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Transgender Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Transhumanist Literature | Transman Main Character | Transman MPreg Yaoi | Unmarried Live-In Lovers | UnSeelie Court | Urban Fantasy | Vignette | Villain Main Characters | Voodoo Fiction | Walking the Earth | Wandering Wizard | Wasteful Wishing | Wasteland Survival | Weird Fiction | Weird West | Whatevermancy Magic Systems | While there are no sex scenes, characters often talk of their sex lives in dialogue conversations and are known to use crude words when doing so | Why Choose - Poly Romance | World’s Strongest Man | Yaoi | Zombie Apocalypse |
| And probably more.
I don't exactly stick to one genre and I'm constantly experimenting with new genres and new writing styles. If you don't know the meanings of any of those genres, Google can help you, I should probably make a page defining each, I might do that in the future. 🦄🌸 - -not all genres appear in every story. 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆.
🌸🦄🌸LITERARY FICTION WARNING: This entire series is Character Driven Slice of Life Vignette Literary Fiction, regardless of what genre each individual story within it may be; meaning there's a lot of dialogue, a lot of talking, a lot of thinking, a lot of monologue, a lot of characters having existential crisis, and a lot of emotional introspective, but not much action or plot going on in this heavily character driven series, that focuses largely on three non-Human bumbling wizard super villains and their often ridiculous attempts to take over Humanity.
Each story is a narrow focused look at a single event (often a single day or usually just a single sliver of a single hour) in Quaraun's life.
This content warning has been added because for some reason, more than 1,000 readers have contacted me to suggest I add it because they said they would have bought nothing in the series had they known ahead of time this was LITERARY Fantasy and not generic Fantasy.
*shrug*
I don't see the need for this content warning, but, whatever. Here it is.
Character driven fiction is highly uncommon in the fiction world, readers who are used to reading fast paced, plot driven stories WILL find their panties in a twist, if they never encountered slow moving, plotless fiction before.
This is Character driven Slice of Life fiction and does not follow the Western publishing norms of either plots or 3 act structures (beginning/middle/end).
I use the Japanese 4 act structure (aka kishōtenketsu - Introduction/Development/Twist/Conclusion), which does not start at the beginning and is left open ended without clear resolutions.
It's kind of a sometimes Cozy, sometimes semi-Erotic, sometimes borderline spatter punk gorn, usually deranged bickering lover's spat Fae-punk horror series about Quaraun, a fragile, volatile autistic necromancer, and his hypersexual undead pastry chef lover surviving a frozen post-apocalypse. An autistic necromancer battles inner chaos, eldritch threats, and love in this tender, darkly whimsical cozy fantasy on an ice age planet. A genderfluid Moon Elf necromancer and his undead Fae lover navigate grief, magic, and quiet apocalypse in a queer gothic fantasy world ruled by Fae. It's weird. Venomous jellyfish hair. Gingerbread swords. Sweet cuddles jutixpointed against fire, blood, magic, and venom. Undead lobsters. Undead moose. Psychotic evil Elves. Welcome to the gentle madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. A soft-spoken necromancer drifts through frozen forests, haunted kitchens, and forgotten spells in a quiet saga of grief, love, and magic. After the fall of the Human world, a fragile Elven mage clings to love and ritual in a world of snow, silence, undead moose, and pink silk curses. Fae-punk, cozy horror, autistic protagonist, queer necromancer, UnSeelie Court—Quaraun's magical survival story unfolds in icy solitude. Fucked-up sensuality with claws, in a world where roses bite and dust bunnies kill, Quaraun—the broken Elfin necromancer—shelters with his ghostly Fae lover and sentient kitchen. But raw, damaged, obsessed, unstable beings in a hostile world where civilization has been erased, not rebuilding. BoomFuzzy who kills over a miscooked mushroom and Quaraun who rants for 2 pages about the word 'insane' and why he isn't. All are domestic, darkly romantic, usually set in the lighthouse or food truck, from Quaraun’s POV. Quaraun is neurotic, obsessive, and overwhelmed. BoomFuzzy is lewd, sharp, dangerously charming 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆ . 🌸🦄🌸
This page, including all art, photos, and text was written & created by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All Rights Reserved.
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- For those unaware, the Quaraun series started out as fanfiction of several things before going on to be it's own thing (most fanfiction things were removed by 1987, and all fanfiction elements removed completely by 2012; from 1996 to 2012 the series was published daily on FanFiction.net, from 2004 to 2010 on MySpace {back when MySpace was a blogging platform}, and from 2005 to 2013 Squidoo).
- Over the decades it has featured fanfiction from many things, including: It was a combination fanfiction of
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show,
- Faeries,
- Rainbow Brite,
- The Herself the Elf,
- Rose-Petal Place,
- Dragonriders of Pern,
- She-Ra: Princess of Power,
- The Love Bug,
- The Cat From Outer Space,
- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
- Jem and The Holograms,
- ElfQuest,
- Splash,
- The Dark Crystal,
- Labyrinth,
- The Smurfs,
- The Fall of the House of Usher,
- Dr. Phibes Rises Again!,
- House on Haunted Hill,
- Beneath The Planet Of The Apes,
- AD&D/Spelljammer,
- Mad Max,
- Inuyasha,
- and Don't Starve.
- Primary among them was the character Lythande by Marion Zimmer Bradley, whom Quaraun’s character is based upon.
- Before there was Quaraun, there was Lythande by Marion Zimmer Bradly… the FIRST intersex, transgender homeless Gypsy mage, part of The Mists of Avalon series, which spans dozens of books throughout the 1970s & 1980s, all featuring an intersex, female to male mage main character .
- Lythande started out as a series of short stories in magazines in the 1970s, and was later complied into a collection in the 1980s. After Bradley’s death, several unpublished Lythande stories were found and her granddaughter published “The Complete Lythande” which includes everything she wrote, including the previously unpublished stories, which remain unedited and unfinished.
- After publishing the first Lythande story, Bradley issued a letter to her fans, that Lythande was without copyright and “open world” and invited fans to write more stories for the series. I was one of the fans who answered this.
- When the Bradley lawsuits and court cases rocked the literary world a few years later, I unpublished everything featuring Lythande and the world, and changed all characters and world to OC ones, republishing them, in what is now The Quaraun series.
- For those unfamiliar with Lythande it was the first mass market produced book to feature a transgender main character.
- Lythande at the time of it’s publication was one of the most controversial, most hated, most boycotted, and most banned book of the era — due to it being the first TRADITIONALY PUBLISHED by one of the “Big Four” publishing houses, to feature a TRANSGENDER main character.
- Lythande is a lesbian female, who lives in a part Medival, part ancient Persia, part modern space traveling CyberTech world dominated by woman hating men -who are mass murdering females at alarming levels in an attempt to rid the world of the evil that is women. Lesbian women are the primary target in this nightmarish dystopian world where the LGBTQAI+ community is being massacred in a dictator decreed genocide. In order to help her fellow lesbians gain their rights and freedoms, Lythande goes undercover as a man to infiltrate The Blue Star Warriors, a group of male mages who control the world’s magic. She becomes the most powerful mage of all time across all dimensions, but when the leader of The Blue Star Warriors discovers she is a woman, he curses her. The curse forces her to live the rest of her life as a man, including, she is no longer able to have sex as a woman, literally turning into a male with a penis whenever she tries to have sex with her female lover; additional she is cursed with immortally and lives for thousands of years, falling in love with hundreds of women, and never able to be with any of them as a woman…
- unfortunately… like Firefly, the series remains unfinished, because the author died before she finished writing it, so, we never find out how the series would have ended.
- My Quaraun books, take that exact same premise and run with it on a full blow ‘What if?”
- — I do highly recommend you read Lythande, if you want to gain a full ‘lore background” on the lore behind my Quaraun series :
The Complete Lythande (Amazon Affiliate Link)
It’s a long wait until the Last Battle of Law and Chaos, when the forces of Good and Evil will clash for the final…amzn.to
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