Index of Pink Necromancer Fiction
on Space Dock 13 (EelKat.com)



By Wendy C Allen

Hmmm... soooo... I was making a list of ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the footer of my site, which loads on every page, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on every single page! Whoops! LOL!

So, now I'm putting them on this page instead and link this page to the footer instead.

Note: I started the construction of this page on June 24, 2025. It will likely take a couple of weeks for me to track down every page and add it's link. I'm starting by listing all the titles, and then I'll be changing them to links. It'll likely be into August or even September 2025 or even into 2026, before all the links are added, because I've got to track down over two thousand pages.

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If you are new here and don't know what the series is, here's a quick rundown:

I write a TransMan main character, who has 2 husbands (who are the 2 primary support characters); so it’s a Gay throuple, but the genre is not Romance and Romance is not the plot (they have been married for decades, and are elderly, established throuple).

The setting is a zombie apocalypse (kind of like The Walking Dead), but the genre is more Domestic Slice of Life (like Little House on the Prairie, but in a zombie apocalypse), about the everyday domestic life of this family (the transman and his 2 husbands) just trying to live a normal life during the zombie apocalypse.

The world is extremely ruined as a comet hit the moon first, causing a nuclear winter, and it was fragments of the comet that caused the dead to rise up from graveyards, so world got hit with a double whammy of two apocalypses back to back.

Not sure what genre to call it. It belongs in LGBTQAI+ and Dystopian, but also Family Drama or Slice of Life.

Might be classified as Dark Fantasy? Because the main character (Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer) is a Moon Elf necromancer and his primary husband (King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn) is the King of the UnSeelie Court (aka he's a Faerie aka a Phooka specifically, aka a shapeshifter who likes to take the form of a Unicorn), while his secondary husband (GhoulSpawn) is a Sheep Demon (basically a Satyr but his lower half is a sheep instead of a goat).

It fits in SciFi. MC is an Elf necromancer, so, Fantasy-ish, but the setting is 40th Century Maine, during a nuclear winter, after a comet hit the moon and debri blocked out the sun, and comet dust that landed on graveyards caused dead to rise as zombies; the MC (Elf necromancer) is a lighthouse keeper, his husband (who is also King of the UnSeelie Court) is also a chef who owns several restaurants and primarily works out of a food truck.

The food truck drives itself via AI cyber-tech; an AI overload (a minor background character) has seized control of Earth's satellites so has full control of the world's electronic; but the world setting itself is basically The Walking Dead in endless winter, after a cyberpunk society collapsed into ruins because a comet hit the moon.

It's got a Fantasy slant. Moon Elf Necromancer with deadly twelve foot long JellyFish tentacle "Rapunzel hair" is the main character, his husband is a Lich Unicorn who rules The realm of Fae aka is King of The UnSeelie Court. Their live-in lover is a Demon with digitigrade sheep legs, cloven hooves, and big ram horns.

I’m not sure if my series would fit in Romantasy genre or not. It’s a Gay Throuple living in a cyberpunk 40th century Maine, after a zombie apocalypse has destroyed earth. The trio has been married for decades and now elderly, so there is no “seeking love” or “young love” or “trying to get the other’s attention” type of plot such as is standard for Romance the genre. And the setting is a dystopian far future of real Earth, so not standard Fantasy genre either.

But the reason I’m thinking maybe Romantasy MIGHT be a good possible fit, is because:

1: the main character is an Elf wizard/necromancer who is court mage of The UnSeelie Court. He is married to a Faerie who is King of The UnSeelie Court. And their third is a Demon who is apprentice to the court mage. Plus the court mage (main character) has a pet dragon.

…and…

2: the plot line follows their domestic family life, as they try to live a normal family life, while also ruling the Realm of Fae and surviving a zombie apocalypse, with most of the plot focus being on how these things impact their (romantic) relationship with each other.

I think Cozy Fantasy would be a more accurate and better fit then Romantasy as it doesn't exactly neatly fit in and falls more into a quasi-subgenre of Romantasy then being true Romantasy itself.

I feel like the correct genre is Slice of Life Gothic Cozy Fantasy MPreg Yaoi.

  • "Slice of Life = a glimpse into everyday life behind the scenes, between the action"
  • "Gothic = spooky, grimm, existential crisis, characters having psychological meltdowns in seemingly haunted settings/houses/cemeteries not quite Horror, like Edgar Allan Poe"
  • "Cozy Fantasy = quiet comforting things like snuggling by the fire drinking tea"
  • "Yaoi = Boys In love"
  • "MPreg = pregnant men"

MPreg Yaoi means, in terms of my series, that it's a gay trio, but one of the three is transgender (a woman living as a man, aka a transman) and so is sometimes pregnant by the other two. Many stories in the series are heavily focused on the struggles Quaraun has when he is heavily pregnant but trying to hide from the public that he is a cis-woman living as a man, giving the series a strong transgender focus.

It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.

It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Its the hostile, dystopian, domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.

I use Kishōtenketsu writing/plotting format/style.

It’s a part of a series that already has a bunch of volumes (138 novels, 432 novellas, 500+ poems, 3k+ short stories) published since the series started in 1978 (50th anniversary is in 2028 just 3 years away).

The bulk of the series is free to read online. 

(This website has been online since 1996 and houses 20k pages of the series, uploaded to the archive during the 28 years I’ve been maintaining the site, that’s MOST of the novels, novellas, and short stories of the series. This page is an index with everything listed in alphabetical order.)

A few volumes (22 of them currently) are also on Amazon as ebooks, paperbacks, and hardcover editions as well. Link to stuff on Amazon https://amzn.to/4hjwKk2

Most stuff before 2014 was traditionally published, everything after 2014 was self published. Most of the traditionally published print edition stuff from the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s is out of print and I don’t know where you could get copies.

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Seen in image: 

- IMAGE 1: The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.

In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.

- IMAGE 2: Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion. 

BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.

- IMAGE 3: The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.

GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.

 - Art by Wendy Christine Allen. 

- Not seen here: Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.

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There is more information about the series after the following index list:

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Not sure what the series is about? 

Check out 

The Quaraun Series Prologue

and

Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post

and

How well do I know Quaraun? - Let's find out!

to find out more about the plot and lore of the series.





Or try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books:

(NOTE: EVERYTHING on this list is already published, but as there are over two thousand stories, not all have links yet, as it takes time for me to find all the urls, ; if a story you want to read does not yet have a link, just use the search box at the bottom of the page to search for it.)

A

  • Aardvarkrash School Of Necromancy, No Hogs or Warts Allowed
  • Abducted
  • Abducted By The Frost Giant
  • Abominable Snowbeast, The
  • An Abridged Comparative Evaulation Of Tridents And Daggers
  • Absinthe Offering
  • Absinthe Toast at Midnight
  • Absinthe-Stained Lace
  • Abyss Of The Dragon
  • Abyssimal Divination Of Flame
  • Abyssimal Incantation Of Air
  • Accept, Decline, Refuse
  • Accidentally Falling For The Gnome
  • Accordion Shaman, The
  • An Account Of The Dutchy's Present Disasters
  • Accountantinator, The
  • Accursed Demigod's Enchantment Of Bones
  • Ace Of Books
  • Ace Impossible And The Spacemutts
  • Ace Of Spades
  • Acid Spitting Sea Cucumbers and Lava Slugs
  • Achluophobia
  • Acolyte Orb One Hundred
  • Adamantine Door, The
  • Addicted To Him
  • Admiral Cometa: Tales of The Black Tower ~oO0~
  • Adoration
  • Advice For The Evil Overlord
  • The Affair
  • Affections
  • After Dark
  • After The End
  • The Age Of Celestial Sorcery
  • The Albino
  • The Albino Alchemist's Archmage
  • The Alchemical Zealot
  • Alchemist's Codex Of Immortality, The
  • Alchemist And the Curse of The Muldjewangk, The
  • Alchemist And The Devil, The
  • Alchemist Secrets You Never Knew
  • Alcove Of The Coffin
  • Alien Sorcerer Of The Glass Battlement
  • The Aligator Shoes
  • All Creatures Great And Quaraun
  • All Devouring Bunny Of The Afterlife: Tales of the Black Tower
  • All Dressed In Black
  • All Dressed In White
  • All Hallows' Eve
  • All I Ever Needed
  • All My Sins Remembered
  • All That Glitters
  • All That Glitters Isn't Quaraun
  • All's Elfy That Ends Elfy
  • Almost A Princess
  • Alone And Afraid
  • Alone In The Dark
  • An Alpine Forest
  • The Altar At Midnight
  • Always And Forever
  • The Amazing Diontite Scientists
  • Amidst the Dread and Drear and Death
  • The Amphibian Alien
  • The Amulet
  • Amusement Park Of Blood and Fear
  • The Ancestral Cave Of Eternal Death
  • Ancestral Omen Breaker Of The Elf Eater Clan
  • The Ancestral Rite Of The Oubliette Of Disruption
  • Ancient Abjuration Of the Five Dreaming Demigods
  • The Ancient Asylum Of The Mad Souls
  • The Ancient Cemetary Of The Ghouls
  • Ancient Chronomancy
  • Ancient Pleasant Brew
  • Ancient Tower Of The Monstrous Gods
  • Ancient Tunnels Of The Monstrous Gods
  • Ancient Witchery
  • And The Frigid North Wind Howled
  • Angels' Spell Of Platinum And Serenity
  • The Anger Of The Captain Goldeneagle
  • The Anger Of The Pink Necromancer
  • Angry Bishop Of Forgotten Lusts, The
  • The Angry Pigeon
  • Angry Vampire and The Moon Elf, The
  • Animated Door Of Sapphire
  • Anise and Clove Scent
  • The Anklet Of The Golden Dragon Claws
  • Anklet Of Sadistic Victors
  • The Anniversary Issue
  • The Annoying Pink Necromancer
  • The Antechamber Of Chaos
  • The Antimatter Laboratory
  • Anyone Desiring To Express Thanksgiving To Nature Must Slay A Being Of Evil At A Personal Shrine In The Dead Of Winter
  • Apple, The
  • The Apple Picking Brain Sucking Squid Mn Who Probed Me
  • The Apple Picking Gnome
  • The Apple Picking Unicorn
  • The Apple Stall in 3 Perspectives
  • Apple Tart and Stargazing
  • Applewood and Ashes
  • Apricots For The Pink Necromancer
  • Apricot Trap
  • Aquatic Earrings
  • Aquatic Island of Flame
  • Aquatic Labyrinth Of The Conqueror, The
  • Arachnospider
  • Arcane
  • The Arch-druid Of Flowers
  • Are You Out Of The Loop About The Pink Necromancer?
  • The Arm And The Scripture
  • Armed And Fabulous
  • Arriviste: An Ambitious, Ruthlessly Self-Seeking Person
  • Artificially-Created Jewel Thief, The
  • Artistic Sewer-Dwelling Wizard, The
  • As Pitiless As The Sun
  • The Ash in the Cream Pot
  • Aspergillum Of Fine Honor
  • The Assasin's Dining Room
  • Asteroid Of The Insect Creatures
  • Astonishing House of Cabbage
  • The Astral Souffle
  • Astral Wall Of Impoliteness
  • Astrofun Raisins
  • Astrological Eruption of Pudding
  • Asylum Of Doors
  • The Asylum Of The Psychotic Healer
  • The Attack Of The Brain Eaters
  • Attack Of The Silver Salamander, The
  • Attraction And Alchemists
  • Audiopunk Slasher Story
  • Autumn Crisp
  • The Autumn Enchantress
  • Autumn Tea
  • Autumn Walk
  • Autumn Walk in the Shadows of Maine
  • The Avalanche
  • Avalancheshriek
  • Avocado On Pasta
  • Avoiding Puddles
  • Avoidance
  • The Awkward Wizard
  • Axe Murderers Under The Pink Necromancer's Bed
  • Axes And Slings: A Concise History
  • Azazel

B

  • Baby Elf, The
  • Baby's First Christmas
  • Baby For The Necromancer, A
  • Back At The Godforsaken City
  • Back on the Road
  • Baked Peppered Marshmallow Cashew And Cheese Spinach With Dill Sauce
  • Balance Of Terror
  • Balmy Late Autumn Heat, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
  • Bamboozled
  • Bannana Ice Cream With Gumdrops, Chocolate Cake, Toffee Chips, Walnuts, And Blueberries
  • Barefoot in the Garden
  • Barefoot Summer
  • Barricaded Door
  • Basement Ghost
  • Bat-men, The
  • Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler
  • Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler Strike Three
  • Bathwater That Smelled Like Peonies
  • Battle of Ongadada , The ~oO0~
  • Battlefield Of The Lich Queen
  • Battlefield Of The Witch Queen
  • BatWing: Tales of the Black Tower ~oO0~
  • Beach at Low Tide
  • Beach Beauty
  • Beach Phantom
  • Beacon of Solitude, a Poem by Quaraun, The Last Moon Elf
  • Bear's Ceremony of Water and Charisma
  • Beast From The Deep Beyond
  • Beautiful Daydream of The Mind Controlling Viking
  • Beautiful Life. Beautiful Death.
  • The Beautiful Necromancer
  • Beautiful Shimmering Glow In The Dark Wraith, The
  • Beauty Is Only Quaraun Deep
  • Bedbugs
  • Bedtime Stories By The Boogie Man
  • Begging For The Wizard's Touch
  • Behind Closed Doors ~oO0~
  • Beings From Yih-uathogoth, The Chaotic Plane
  • The Bejewelled Lich
  • Belfry Of The Courageous Cursed Crystal Spider Shamans
  • Bells in the Orchard
  • Belly Rubs Before Bed
  • Beneath The Pink Necromancer
  • Beneath the Shadow of Fire Mountain
  • Beneath the Silk
  • Beneath The Wizard's Tower
  • Berries in Cream
  • Berry Nectarine Squirt
  • Best Halloween ever!
  • Best Macaroni
  • Best Necromancer
  • The Best Night Ever
  • Best Of Enemies
  • Bewitched, Bothered And Be-quarauned
  • Bewitched By The Witch Doctor
  • Beyond The Wall
  • Big Face Off, The
  • The Binding Stitch
  • BioDome Issues, a Drabble Not
  • The Bio-Dome's Loss Of Gravity's Grip
  • Bitter Cold Winds
  • Bizarre Bazaar
  • Black Apron with Silver Thread
  • Black Butterfly Soldiers, The
  • Black Hammer Of Illusions
  • The Black Market Leprechaun and the Pendant of The Vampire
  • The Black Sea
  • The Black Tower ~oO0~
  • The Black Tower's Frozen Rose Garden
  • Black Tower of Hellebore, The
  • Blackbird's History: The Ruby Throated Humming Bird ~oO0~
  • Blasphemous Sacrament of the Golden Decree
  • The Bleeding Catacombs of The Dragon Monkey
  • The Blessed Catacomb Of The Bloodstained Ghosts
  • Blood Honey
  • Blood on Silk
  • The Blood Stained Poison Of The Pink Frog ~oO0~
  • The Blood Star Ruby ~oO0~
  • Bloodstained Asylum Of Terror
  • Bloodstained Crypt Of Mysteries
  • Bloodstained Pit Of Souls
  • The Bloodstained Scythe The Of The Wraith
  • The Bloody Embrace Of The Thullid
  • The Blue Box of Flesh Eating Snails
  • The Blue Eyed Demon Of The Enchanted Racetrack (a rewrite of 'Ice Storm 98 aka Wvoodell's Tragedy') ~oO0~
  • Blue Plague, The
  • Blueberries and Bravado
  • Blueberry Parfait & Deadly Sweetness
  • Bluejay
  • Bluejay Calls at Low Tide
  • Body-snatching Lord Of Magic, The
  • Bone Beads
  • The Bone Of The Wicked Ghost
  • Bone Diggers
  • The Bone Ring
  • The Bone Shuttle
  • Bone Spoon Stirring Blooded Cream
  • Bones crack in the frost
  • The Book in the Brook and the Minnows Who Found It There
  • Book of Moths
  • The Book of Tortured Souls
  • BoomFuzzy’s Apron
  • BoomFuzzy’s Beard Ring
  • BoomFuzzy’s Bedside Cup
  • BoomFuzzy’s Boomfudgy Banana Ultra Crème Chocolates
  • BoomFuzzy’s Bubbly Bracelet
  • BoomFuzzy the Candy Corn Unicorn
  • BoomFuzzy's Candy Shop Of Doom
  • BoomFuzzy’s Chocolate Coated Demons
  • BoomFuzzy’s Chocolate Covered Apricots
  • BoomFuzzy’s Clam Chowder, His Love for Seafood, and The Joy of a Shared Meal
  • BoomFuzzy’s Demon Trees
  • BoomFuzzy's Dreamworld
  • Boomfuzzy And The Drywall Of Transformation
  • Boomfuzzy And The Enchanted Shepherd
  • Boomfuzzy And The Flame Of Pineapple
  • BoomFuzzy’s Footprints in the Snow
  • Boomfuzzy And The Gauntlet Of Disco
  • Boomfuzzy And The Ghost's Pencil
  • BoomFuzzy’s Handwritten Recipe
  • BoomFuzzy’s Hearth
  • BoomFuzzy Made A Cake That Screamed
  • Boomfuzzy And The Porridge Pot
  • BoomFuzzy's Trickster Chaos
  • BoomFuzzy's Unicorn
  • Boortsog and the Molcajete
  • Boots Of The Cursed Ones
  • Boreal
  • The Bottle of Dreams
  • The Bound Moth
  • Box Of Dirty Tricks, The
  • Braving the Icy Winds
  • Breakfast At Boomfuzzy's
  • Breakfast in the Lighthouse
  • Breeze
  • A Brief Respite
  • The Bridge of Doom
  • The Broken Axle Dilemma
  • The Broken Charm
  • The Broken Hoop
  • The Broken Hourglass
  • Brook
  • Bubble, Bubble, Quaraun's In Trouble
  • Burning Cloister Of Ice
  • Burnt Mac & Cheese Cauldron
  • The Burnt Offering
  • Burnt Orange
  • Butter & Honey
  • Butterfly That Never Emerged

C

  • Cakes for a Kingdom
  • Candied Violets
  • Candle, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf
  • The Candle Con in Ember Hollow
  • The Candle Snuffed
  • The Candle-Lit Shore
  • Candles for the Night
  • Candelabra in the Blizzard
  • Candy Canes
  • The Candy Corn Cult
  • The Candy Corn Unicorn
  • Cane and Gold
  • Canoodle
  • Captain Quirk And The Pirate Ship Rent-A-Prize
  • Captivated By The Shape Shifting Elf Eating Mega Rats
  • Captive Queen, The
  • Captured By The Cultist
  • Captured By The Glittering Elf King
  • Captured By The Mournful Snow Elf
  • Captured By Quaraun The Insane
  • Captured By The Spring Cleaning Wild King
  • The Carding Brush
  • Caramel Thread Opera Cake
  • Care. It clung to every stitch.
  • Caring For Spring
  • Cascade
  • Castle Of Forbidden Sorcery
  • Castle Of The Ghouls
  • Catacomb Of Flame
  • The Catacomb Of The Shipwrecks
  • Catacomb Of The Arch-Mage
  • The Catastrophonic Chrono-Churner Incident
  • The Cathedral Of Guummaell
  • The Cats of Space Dock 13 ~oO0~
  • Cattail Pollen Spaghetti with Wild "Oregano"
  • Caught in the Blizzard's Wake
  • Cave Of Nightmares
  • Cave Of The Cannibal King
  • The Cave Of Leu'tege
  • Cedar Stalls of the Market
  • Celestial Marsh Of Illusions
  • The Cemetery
  • The Cemetery of Dread
  • Cerulean Breeze and Stolen Pockets
  • Chain Reaction
  • The Chalice Of Love
  • Chamber Of Shadows
  • Chaos at the Stalls
  • The Charming Marquessa
  • The Charming Prince of The Flying Castle
  • Charred Ginger Snap
  • Charred Pan of Forgotten Stew
  • Chasing Shadows Across the Planet Diona’s Desert Wasteland
  • Cheese Taster and other tales, a collection of very short micro-fiction stories
  • Cheese Taster
  • A Cheesy Obsession
  • Cherish on The Blue Monkey
  • Cherry Pie and Blood
  • The Chihuahua Of The Sacred Mountain
  • A Chilly Light Drizzle Becomes Snowfall on the Shore
  • Chipped Teacup Set
  • Chocolate Bliss
  • Chocolate-Dipped Strawberries
  • Chocolate Kelpie, The
  • Chocolate Pudding and Pink Penguins ~oO0~
  • Chocolate Silk Ribbons
  • Chopping Vegetables
  • Christmas in 40th Century Dystopia
  • Christmas Is Where The Pink Necromancer Is
  • Christmas With The Krampus Family
  • Chrysalis
  • Chrysalis of the Enchanted Knotweed Grove
  • Cinnamon Bun of The Unicorn
  • Cinnamon Steam
  • City Beneath The Sea
  • The City of Death
  • City Of The Screaming Statues, The
  • Clam Chowder Spellpot
  • Clam Flat Mud Bath
  • Clarity
  • Claw and Feather
  • Claws Of Dutusu, The
  • Cleansing Flames
  • Cleansing the Swamp
  • The Clearing
  • Cliff
  • The Cliff That Hungered for the Moon Elf
  • Cliffside Chowder
  • Climb, The
  • Clingy Elf
  • A Cloaked Figure
  • The Cloaked Figure Across the Room
  • The Clock Ticks Away
  • Clockwork Quaraun, The
  • The Closed Door
  • The Closed Moth Wing
  • Clotheslines, Games, and the Village
  • Clowns
  • Clumsy Goats of The Future
  • Codswallop
  • Cold EggNog and Warm Sugar Cookies
  • The Cold Embrace 
  • Cold Grips Orchard Row
  • The Cold Night's Warmth
  • The coldest region
  • Coleslaw To Go With the Lobster Rolls, of Course!
  • Collecting Sea Salt (aka Thingamajig Version 1)
  • The Colour White in Winter
  • The Comfort Found in a Hearty Winter Tomato Stew
  • Comforting Whispers by the Firelight
  • Common Courtesy is Disappearing
  • Compassionate Snake's Conjuration of Power
  • Confronting the Necromancer's Curse
  • Conjurer’s Room, The
  • Conquered By The Faerie Cat
  • Contentment
  • Conundrum in the Bazaar
  • The Coral Gate
  • The Coral Mirror
  • A Corroded Bridge
  • Cosmic Comet, The
  • Cotton Candy Alchemist, The
  • Cotton Candy Clouds
  • Cove
  • Crabapples in the Rain
  • Cracked Carnival
  • Cracked Mirror
  • Cracked Teacup
  • Crafting Macaroni and Cheese
  • Crafting Rose Soap
  • Crag Of The Drowned
  • Cranberry
  • Cranberry Muffins
  • Crazy Days At Turtle Island
  • Crazy Dog's Captive
  • Creamy Garlic Pasta For The Elf Eating Destruction
  • Creativity
  • Creepy Cookies
  • Crime Within The Walls, A
  • The Crimson Key
  • The Crooked Dice
  • Crooked Knives, The
  • The Crows Are Restless
  • Crowns Of Xyiustr, The
  • Crullers and Curses at Midnight
  • The Cry of the Banshee
  • Cryptic
  • Crystal Castle, The
  • Crystal Cave of Time and Necromancy ~oO0~
  • Crystal Colosseum of the Deceiver
  • Crystal Empire, The
  • Crystal Palace Of Mount Demontooth, The
  • The Crystal Plague ~oO0~
  • Crystal Skull of Gwallmaiic
  • Crystal Sugar Cage
  • Crystals in Snow
  • The Cult's Watchful Eyes
  • Cult of the White Queen, The ~oO0~
  • Curse of The Blood Star Ruby, The ~oO0~
  • The Curse of the Cloaked Crustacean
  • Curse of the Di'Jin, The
  • The Curse Of The Muldjewangk
  • Curse of the Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch, The
  • The Curse of The Salsa Dancing Inner Goddess - An Eldritch Ode To 50 Shades of Grey
  • Curse of Suicide Island, The ~oO0~
  • The Cursed Grimoire
  • Cursed Marsh Of the Ancestor Demon
  • The Cursed Ship Of Ghouls
  • Cursed Zone

D

  • Damned Ceremony of the Milk Entity
  • The Dance of Life and Death
  • Dance in the Rain
  • Dancing With The Church Grim
  • The Dancing Teapot
  • Dandelion Fluff
  • The Dark Alley
  • The Dark Crystal Cave
  • Dark Desire of The Crazed Fluffy, The
  • Dark Desire of The Nefarious Forest, The
  • Dark Monstrosities of The Ghostly Leprechaun, The
  • The Darkness of Quaraun's Soul
  • Dathirar The Oni
  • Daughter Of Vengeance
  • A Day At Witch Pond (Part 2)
  • Day Of Judgement
  • Day Of Wrath
  • The Day the Lighthouse Glowed a Little Too Brightly
  • A Day Spent In the Sand, Collecting Memories as We Collect Seashells
  • Day Without Hugs, A
  • Days Spent Sharing Meals
  • Dazzling Cape of The Magnificent Fuzzy-Wuzzy, The
  • Dazzling Gnome of the Royal Creame Frosting of Gold, The
  • Dazzling Razzbury, The ~oO0~
  • Dead Man’s Compass
  • The Dead Rose
  • Deadly Shores of Noodle Beach
  • The Deadly Summoning of Eldritch Flame
  • Death Dell Farm
  • Death Of A Thousand Hungers, The
  • Death’s Embrace Wrapped in Silk’s Cold Promise
  • Deep Red Flows
  • Demon Chest Of Gibedon The Great, The
  • Demon Tree Of The Aquatic Garden, The
  • Demonic Divination of the Blasphemous Nomads, The
  • The Demonic Music Box
  • Demonic Pigeons From Hell
  • Demonic Ritual of the Heavenly Undertaker, The
  • Depraved Curse, The
  • Desecrated Grotto Of The Wraiths, The
  • The Deserted Winter Market
  • A Diamond
  • The Diamond Forest in the Bio Dome
  • Dingleberry
  • The Diontite Cats of Planet Ptarmagin ~oO0~
  • Dirty Laundry
  • Discombobulated
  • Discover The Amazing Power of Macaroni And Cheese!
  • Dismal Day at the Street Market
  • Dog Demon Sugar Daddy, The
  • Dome of Wings
  • Door Of Unarilur, The
  • The Door That Should Not Exist
  • The Doors' Dark Secret - A Wedding In A Zombie Apocalypse
  • Downpour
  • Dr. Dameon ~oO0~
  • Dragon And Her Evil Master, The
  • Dread Chant of the Fanboys
  • The Dread Curse Of The Dancing Dodos
  • Dreams Of Lichdom
  • The Drip
  • Drizzling Showers
  • Drowned Dead Beneath The Ice
  • Drowned Lich, The
  • Drowned Maze Of Frozen Terror
  • The Drunk Moon Elf
  • Drying Herbs
  • Dungeon of Bloodstained Screams, The
  • Dusting the Furniture
  • Dwarf's Apocalypse, The
  • Dystopia, Doom, and Dark Romance with Custard

E

  • The Eaten Moon
  • Eating Butterflies And Pooping Rainbows
  • Eating Peppermint Bark
  • Echo
  • Echoes In The Attic
  • Echoes of the Glass Forest
  • Eclipse
  • Eclipsed
  • Ecrodon King of Planet Flame, The
  • Eels Beneath the Ice
  • Eerie


  • The Egg Carton of Worms
  • Elastic Darkness in the Lighthouse
  • Eldritch
  • Eldritch Mist, The
  • Eldritch Roses & The Monster Factory
  • The Elf Eater’s Defiance
  • Elf Eating Candy Maker, The
  • An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
  • Elf Killer and His Fabulous Song Writing Blue Box, The
  • Elf Village, The
  • Elf Who Couldn't Say No, The
  • Elf Who Walked Through Time, The
  • The Elf With Crippled Hands
  • Elf's
  • Ember
  • The Embroidered Rose
  • Embroidery Hoop
  • Emerald Reflections Under The Lighthouse Light
  • Empty Crab Shells
  • The Empty Loom
  • The Empty Teacup
  • Enchanted Baby, The
  • Enchanted Castle
  • Enchanted Halloween Candy
  • Enchanted Moon King, The
  • Enchanted Slave Master of The Crazed Big Bad Boogie Monster, The
  • Enchantment
  • Encountering ghostly apparitions in the swamp
  • End Of The World, The
  • Endless Guilt
  • The Endless Horde
  • Enigma
  • Enigmatic
  • Enlightenment
  • Ensnared Souls
  • Enslaved By The Blood Thirsty Sequined Ice Wizard
  • Enslaved By The Opal Astronomer
  • Enslaved By The Yodeling Cannibal
  • Entwined in Chaos
  • Enveloped by Fog
  • Ephemeral
  • Errand Of Mercy
  • Escape ~oO0~
  • Escape from the Temple
  • Esoteric
  • Eternal Darkness
  • Eternal Ghost's Evocation Of Death, The
  • The Eternal Lich
  • Ethereal Sphere of Cotton Candy
  • Evening of The Aquatic Elder
  • Evening of The Wonderful Cheddar and Broccoli Rice Casserole
  • Evening With The Orange Wizard
  • The Evening’s End: Quiet Conversations and Comfort in the Home They Built Together
  • Ever-changing Pits of Insanity
  • Every Lighthouse Keeper Dies
  • Everyday Use of Advanced Necromancies
  • Everything Always Watches
  • Evil Creeps Closer
  • Evil Eggplants Stalking Outside
  • Evil Eye Silk Weaving
  • Evil McEvil of The Twirly Moustache
  • Evil, Thy Name is Quaraun
  • Evocation Of The Thirteen Wraiths Of Torture
  • Evocation Of The Unholy King
  • Exploring the Swamp's Forgotten River
  • Extra-Dimensional Crystal of The Frost Merfolk, The
  • Eye Of The Beholder
  • Eye Of The Controller, The
  • Eyes Of Iunteptu, The

F

  • The Fabric Drawer
  • The Failed Lantern Lighting Ceremony
  • Fake Quaraun, The
  • Fallen Fortress Of The Wraiths
  • Far Island of the Demons
  • FarDarrig's Arrival
  • FarDarrig Of Secrets, The
  • Fascination And Terror
  • Fate Of The Psychedelic Invisible Gnome
  • Fear in the Fog
  • Feared School Of The Lake People, The
  • A Fearless Climber
  • Feast by the Miasma River
  • A Feast for the Soul aka The Mac&Cheese and Cheesecake Cure
  • A Feast in the Wasteland
  • Feast of the Undying
  • A Feast With the Faerie King
  • Feather in Wax
  • Feathers on Ice
  • Feeling: Soft Velvet
  • Fern
  • Fiendish King's Ritual Of Misery
  • Fiery Grimoire Of The Wraith
  • Fiery Halls of the Arch-Mage
  • 15 Drabbles About Being Transgender
  • The Final Knot
  • Fir
  • Fire in the Swamp
  • The First Attack
  • Fishing in the Rain
  • Fishmonger Of Death
  • Five Bones Of Biusoictii, the
  • Five Hexes of Flesh Absorption
  • Five Pillars Of Xel'lidutul, The
  • Flabbergasted
  • Flames and Regret
  • Flaming Footprints of The Hallucinating Lich
  • The Flaming Footprints of The Eye Catching Dog Demon
  • The Flaming Planet ~oO0~
  • Flaming Ritual Of The Hummus Devil
  • A Flapdoodle Wackadoodle Noodle Wizard’s Duel
  • (was originally: A Flapdoodle Wizard’s Duel -Medium - not free - slightly different version)
  • Flat and Foul, a Swamp Fizz Disaster
  • The Flax-Wrapped Wand
  • Fleeing the Beast
  • Fleeing the City
  • The Flesh-Eating Castle Of The Crazed Murderers
  • Flibbertigibbet
  • Flickering Wonders
  • The Floating Paper Lanterns Beneath the Black Tower
  • Flesh Eating Mansion Of Wickedness (The Twighlight Manor – Quaraun Father Of King Vielder) ~oO0~
  • The Fluffernutter Fudge King of Wonderful Things
  • Flying Carpets
  • Fog
  • Fog & Peach Melba Toast After Last Night's Rain
  • The Foghorn's Song
  • The Folded Letter
  • The Food Truck's Warm Protective Embrace
  • Footprints In The Sand
  • Footsteps drown in snow, frosted echoes fill the night, winter devours all.
  • For The Love Of Vampires
  • For Want Of A Horse
  • Forbidden Island Of The Lich Queen
  • The Forbidden Prison of the Cursed Murderers
  • The Forbidden Ritual in the Pink Silk Tent
  • Forbidden Technology Echoing Through the Neon-Drenched Alleyways
  • Forest Floor
  • Forest Kings and Their Antler Crowns
  • The Forest of Lost Souls
  • The Forest of Macaroni and Cheese Trees
  • The Forest of No Return
  • Forest Of The Vampire Lord (Twighlight Forest) ~oO0~
  • Forgotten
  • The Forgotten Altar
  • Forgotten Carnival Of The Cannibal Entities ~oO0~
  • The Forgotten Graveyard
  • The Forgotten Idol in the Mountain Cave
  • The Forgotten Name
  • The Forgotten Room
  • Forgotten Tomb Of The Cannibals
  • The Forgotten Village
  • The Fork, GhoulSpawn’s treasure hoard now includes a very unusual silver fork
  • Fortress Of The Undead
  • Foul Weather Quaraun
  • Fountain Of Quaraun, The
  • Fountain Of Youth
  • Fragile Beauty by the Lighthouse
  • The Fragrant Smoke of Flavoured Herbs
  • The Frayed Hem
  • Freshly Baked Sugar Cookies
  • Friends Are Forever: Volume 1 of The Twighlight Manor Series ~oO0~
  • Friendship, I often wonder what it would be like to have a friend
  • The Frilly Nest of Panic
  • Frost in the Cup
  • The Frost Lich’s Kiss
  • Frost-Bitten Whispers Beneath the Ice
  • Frostbite
  • The Frostbitten Vale Where Darkness Devours
  • Frostbloom & Clay Ghosts
  • Frostbound Legends - Harvesting Apples in the Rain
  • Frozen Forest, The
  • Frosty Weather


  • Frozen Footprints
  • Frozen Fruit
  • The Frozen Kelpie and the Boots of The Demonic Ones
  • The Frozen Pine Forest
  • The Frozen Horizon in 3 Perspectives
  • Fudge Puppy Offering
  • Fuzzy-Wuzzy Wizard of the Selkie of Ebony

G

  • Galloping Halloween Revelry
  • A Garden of Pink Chrysanthemums
  • The Garden of Roses
  • Gathering Pink Dye
  • Get your hands off my dress!
  • Ghastly
  • Ghilie Dhu of The Moon
  • The Ghilie Dhu of A Thousand Tortures
  • A Ghost in The Meadow
  • Ghost moths kiss the flame, one by one, they fade to ash, their wings lost to fire.
  • Ghost-shaped Sugar Cookies
  • Ghostly Calling of the Corrupt Wyrm
  • A Ghostly Helping of Lich Surprise
  • Ghostly Tower Of Spirits
  • The Ghosts of Forgotten Harvests
  • The Ghosts of Gloom Are Gathering
  • The Ghoulish Hoodoo Rootworker
  • GhoulSpawn's Army of Flying Fish
  • GhoulSpawn The Crazed And The Rose Garden Of The Pink Necromancer
  • GhoulSpawn & The Cultists
  • GhoulSpawn's Lighthouse Physics
  • GhoulSpawn's Memories of Moxie


  • GhoulSpawn and The Rainbow Wand
  • GhoulSpawn's Sleight of Hand
  • GhoulSpawn Tries to Pet the Phooka
  • GhoulSpawn in the Walls
  • Gilded Sugar Pearls
  • Giilachala The Thullid
  • Gingerbread Cake Shrine
  • Gingerbread Twinkies 
  • Gladsomeness
  • Glass Garden
  • The Gleaming Hot Pants of The Pirate Frog King
  • Glimmering in the Fog
  • The Gloaming Paths of Wraith and Shadow
  • The Glowing Jelly Cube of The Bloody Phooka
  • Glumpish, Grumpy, Sullen, Gloomy
  • Goat Theft at the Midway
  • Gobbledygook
  • The Goblin Market
  • Goblin Sous Chef’s Towel
  • Golden Field, Pink Glories
  • Golden Hands
  • The Golden Palace ~oO0~
  • Good, The Bad And The Elfy, The
  • Gourmet Wonders
  • The Gossamer Stitch
  • Grandma's Desserts
  • Granite
  • The Grave of The Blood Sucking Gremlin
  • Graveyard of Broken Fables
  • The Graveyard's Cold Whisper
  • Graveyard Loom
  • The Graveyard That Ate the Living
  • The Great Crystonite War ~oO0~
  • The Great Escape
  • The Great Yak Wool Spinning Disaster
  • The Greedy Forest Dwelling Illusionist
  • The Green-Eyed Cat, Again
  • The Green Jelly Cube Of Death
  • The Green Serpent and The Cult of the Lansquin ~oO0~
  • The Greenhouse Glow
  • The Grimoire Of Radiant Ditiui
  • Grimoire Of The Benevolent Wizards
  • Grumpy Gremlin, The
  • Guilt in the Fog
  • Gymnophobia

H

  • Haikus & Historians
  • Hair as Long as His Grief
  • Halloween Chaos with BoomFuzzy the Candy Corn Unicorn 
  • Halloween's no fun without treats
  • Hand Dipping Pink Rose Scented Beeswax Candles, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
  • The Hand That Reached
  • The Happy Dappy MerMan and The Big Bird of Love
  • Harbour
  • Harmony at the Teahouse
  • Harvested Comfort: A Tale of Apples and Love
  • Harvest Moon
  • Hate
  • The Haunted Attic
  • The Haunted Box Of BoomFuzzy's Chocolates
  • Haunted Castle, The
  • Haunted Couture
  • The Haunted Heirloom
  • The Haunted House of The Mind Controlling Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch
  • The Haunted Mirror
  • Haunted Oubliette, Blessed Madness
  • The Haunted Salamander of the Green Hat of Horror
  • Haunting
  • Haunting Ritual of Stolen Souls
  • The Haunting River Journey of the Blue Monkey
  • He Always Comes Back
  • He Ate My Grass
  • He Kissed My Ankles First
  • He Rubbed My Belly Until I Slept
  • He Was Not Built To Be Small
  • He’s Pregnant Again
  • Head Cheese: A Story of Cauliflower, Cruelty, and Carnage
  • Heart Of The Mutant
  • The Heart of the Swamp
  • Heartbeat Drum Rhythm
  • Heated Tent, Frozen World
  • The Heirloom
  • Heirs Of The Dragon, The
  • Hellborne Steals The Faries’ Gold
  • Hellborne, The Generous
  • Hellborne's Magic Flute
  • Hello, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
  • Help! He's trying to feed me!
  • Herb Smoke
  • Here Be Dragons: A Perceived Lack of Funds
  • HellBorne The Evil - Lord of Black Tower
  • Hidden Cave Behind a Thundering Waterfall
  • The Hidden Needle
  • The Hidden Needle Prick
  • Hidden Tunnel Of Unspeakable Terrors
  • Highwaymen Again
  • Highwaymen Attack
  • Hippy Trio on Ice
  • His Feet Never Touched the Ground
  • His Fingers in My Hair
  • His Hands on Your Hips
  • His Silk Robes Got Stuck in the Door Again
  • The Hoary Sphinx Of Chniteler
  • The Hollow Mushroom Sanctuary
  • Honey Fresh Dripping from the Honeycomb
  • The Hooded Figure
  • The Horde Emerges
  • The Horrid Cliff Of Faxechroi
  • The Horses Speak
  • The Hostess Twinkie Aisle at Biddeford Wal-Mart
  • The House of Hags
  • How To Have The Best Sex Of Your Life
  • How to Overthrow an Entire Settlement Without So Much as Lifting a Finger
  • How winter changes the landscape.
  • Hug For Grouchy, A
  • A Human in the Garden

I

  • I Am Not GhoulSpawn
  • I loved my children, but I loved BoomFuzzy more
  • I miss when it was just me in my head
  • I Still Can't Believe It Exists
  • I Think, So I Exist
  • I never wanted to be a wizard
  • Ice Age Cometh, The
  • Ice fishing
  • The Ice Palace's Survivor
  • Ice-Milk Jar
  • Icicle Path
  • If, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
  • If Objects Had Desire
  • If a person loves only one other person and is indifferent to all others, his love is not love
  • IkuTursu's Cursed Depths of the Swamp Where Pine Boughs Whisper
  • The Illegitimate Escaped Slave Of The The Haunted House Of Glittering Gems
  • The Immortal Book of Immortality
  • Imprisoned by the Angry Teddy Bears
  • Imprisoned By The Glow In The Dark Elf
  • Imprisoned By The Hallucinating Elf Hunter 
  • In Black Tower
  • In The Deep North
  • In the Depth of Winter's Grip
  • In Dragon Swamp
  • In The Dungeon With The Leprechaun
  • In The Dungeon With The WereWolf
  • In The Gorgon's Garden
  • In the Labyrinth of Gloaming
  • In a land of ice and gloom, Where the blizzards often loom…(A blizzard hits a village...)
  • In The Land Of Purple Ponies And Pink Unicorns
  • In Love With Quaraun The Insane
  • In Search Of The Perfect Frosting
  • In Search Of The Pink Frog
  • In The Year 2525 In Pepperell Square, Saco, Maine
  • Incandescent Shadows Over Driftwood Bay
  • Incredible Shrinking Wizard, The
  • Inescapable Woods Of The Deceiver
  • The Insane Sea Slug of The Freaky Vampire King
  • Insidious Love
  • Intelligent Lords' Spell of Dexterity
  • Into The Abyss
  • Into The Dark Dimension
  • Into The Labyrinth Of Death: Tales of the Black Tower
  • Into the Mist
  • Into The Mushroom Forest ~oO0~
  • Into The Underground
  • Into the Wilds
  • Intrigue
  • Intrigue In The Tavern
  • Introducing GhoulSpawn
  • Is There No Truth In Beauty?
  • Island Of Fear
  • The Island Of The Scallywags
  • The Isolated Colony
  • It All Adds Up
  • It Came From Outer Quaraun's Mind
  • It's Raining, It's Boring
  • It's Halloween!
  • It's Just a Prank, Goat!
  • It's Never Okay To Take Candy From Strangers
  • The Ivory Tower of Greed

J

  • Jasmine Shadows Beneath a Bronze Moon
  • Jasmine Weaves Between Ghostly Threads
  • Jasmine Whispers on Haunted Shores
  • The Jellybone Amulet
  • The Jellybone Kiss
  • The Jellybrain Fossil
  • The Jellyfish Crown
  • Jellyfish Dreams
  • Jellyfish Threads
  • Jellyfish Umbrella
  • The Jiggler and the G-String Teddy Bears
  • The Jolly Glow In The Dark Ring
  • The Jolly Red Lich King
  • The Journey Begins
  • Journey Through Shadows
  • Journey Through the Zombie-Infested Swamp on the Blue Monkey
  • Jug of Warmth in the Night
  • Jungle of Terrible Runes
  • Junk Food
  • Just Serpent's Conjuration of Hatefulness

K

  • The Kaleidoscopic Demon
  • Keeping warm on a cold night.
  • Kelim And The Necromancer
  • Kelim and The Necromancer: Finding Finderu
  • Kelim Meets Quaraun The Insane
  • Kerfuffle
  • The Key Of Moumegoc
  • The Kimono of The Glittering Dark Elf
  • Kindly, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
  • Kindness, a language spoken, never grows old
  • King Gwallmaiic: The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley
  • King Of The Moon
  • King Quaraun
  • King Vielder's Reign of Terror ~oO0~
  • The Kiss
  • Kiss & Tell
  • The Kiss Beneath the Frosted Moon
  • Kiss of the King
  • Kitchen Floor Foot Rub
  • Kitchen Ghost
  • Kitchen of the Dead
  • A Kitchen of Topaz and Blizzard
  • Kleptomania: GhoulSpawn's Silver Spoon Obsession
  • Knotted Silk Cord

L

  • Labyrinth
  • The Labyrinth of The Dancing Dodos
  • Labyrinth of the Endless Wraiths
  • Labyrinth Of Eternal Madness
  • The Lace Loom
  • Laced Together
  • The Ladies of Bacon Street: The Prostitutes of The GodForsaken City
  • Land Of Faeries, The
  • The Lantern Flame
  • Lantern in Fog
  • Lanterns and Stars
  • Lap Pillow
  • The Last Bite
  • The Last Katopa
  • Last Quaraun-berry, The
  • The Laughing Skull
  • Laughter fades to mist, the cold ground drinks old sorrow, ashes sink to stone.
  • Leaving Your Bed Messy Isn't Exactly the Apocalypse
  • The Legend of the Infinite Cannibal Goddesses
  • The Legendary Circle
  • The Legendary Dragon Of Suffering
  • The Legendary Evocation Of The Faceless Demon
  • Lemon Blossom Croquembouche
  • The Leprechaun of The Deep North
  • A Lesson in Traditional Medicine
  • Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments
  • Let us plan a relaxin’ day.
  • Lich
  • The Lich’s Cooking Fire
  • A Lich in A Vineyard
  • The Lich King’s Feast
  • The Lich's Kiss - A Flamboyant Nippers Fruit Salad Yaoi Story - aka An Epic Length Poem About Men on the Beach with Ripe Bananas
  • A Lich's Lament For a Mortal Lover Growing Old
  • The Lich Lord's Fuzzy Wuzzy Arch Mage
  • A Lich's Reflections On Escaping The Swamp of Death
  • Lich’s Tea Cup
  • Lichen, a Poem
  • Lifted Truck Loser
  • Light Of The Crystal, The
  • The Light That Hungers
  • Lighthouse
  • The Lighthouse
  • Lighthouse Alone
  • The Lighthouse Conundrum (aka Thingamajig - Version 2)
  • Lighthouse at the End of the World
  • Lighthouse Silence
  • The Lighthouse That Leapt, Space Dock 13's First Jump Through Space
  • The Lighthouse Window
  • Lightkeeper's Dilemma
  • Like Breathing for the First Time
  • Like Sweet Torture
  • Like The World On A Turtle's Back
  • A Lily and a Locket
  • The Liminal Mists of Eternal Sorrow
  • Lingering Where Shadows and Light Dance Together
  • Linguine and Blueberries
  • The Lint-Lined Pocket
  • Liquid currency in a frozen world
  • The Littlest Keeper of the Lantern
  • Loading the Vardo
  • Lobster
  • Lobster Bisque, a Kishōtenketsu
  • Lobster Revenge
  • A Lobster Roll Made All Wrong
  • Lobster Roll Feast
  • Lone raven calling, carving scars through silent skies, snowflakes catch in wings.
  • The Lonely Kelpie
  • The Long Spoon
  • Longing for the Warmth of the Sun, We Found Only More Darkness
  • Look Before You Sleep
  • The Loom in the Sea
  • The Loom-Snapped Thread
  • The Loony Barbarian and His Wicked Warlock
  • The Loot Tree
  • Lost
  • Lost, But Never Wrong
  • Lost in the City
  • Lost in the Dark of the Ruins
  • Lost in The Forest of The Castle Troll
  • Lost in The Swamp of The Bat Beast
  • Lost in The Swamp of The Singing Black Shuck
  • Lost In A Space That Isn't There
  • The Lost Library and The Snowglobe
  • The Lost Ship: 3 Perspectives on a Cursed Ship
  • The Lotus' Silent Prayer on the Sandy Shoreline
  • Love Against the Odds
  • Love and Emotional Resilience
  • Love: How to Find It, Keep It, and Know It's Real
  • Love, a Trembling, Tender Thread
  • Lover of The Butler Prostitute
  • Lover’s Knot
  • Lover's Triangle
  • Luminescence
  • The Luminous Singing Sea Slug
  • The Lupine, the Loom, and the Summer Sun
  • Lupine flowers, by moonlight they bloom, purple and blue
  • Lurkers in the Storm
  • Lynxiana ~oO0~

M

  • Macabre
  • Mackerel and Molten Glass
  • Maelstrom in the GodForsaken City
  • Magic Earrings, The
  • Magic Egg, The
  • Magic Fountain, The
  • Magic Mirror
  • The Magic Nun Of Agony And Eminence
  • The Magic Of The Pink Frog
  • The Magic Pink Silk Curtains
  • A Magical Night
  • Magic Rattle, The
  • Magic Shop, The
  • Magic Stick, The
  • Magical Meanie, The
  • Magnifying Mixture, The
  • Make tea and go for a rainy forest walk
  • Making Lobster Roll
  • Making Tea in the Middle of a Storm
  • The Makeshift Graveyard
  • The Malachite Prostitute
  • Malarky
  • Malevolence
  • The Malignant Candy Maker and The Labyrinth of Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies
  • The Map of The Town
  • Maple Cotton Candy Served as a Topping on Vanilla Ice Cream
  • The Maple Grove
  • Maple Sugar Candy
  • Maple Syrup
  • Market Day Weekend - Three Days In The Life of The Pink Necromancer
  • Marsh Of The Vampire Lord
  • Masters of Ecstasy
  • Mated To The Goblin King
  • Maybe the stars will sing once more
  • Meadow
  • A Meadow in Three Perspectives
  • The Meaning of Freedom is a Fleeting Ideal
  • Melancholy
  • The Melody of the Brook's Whisper
  • Melted Sugar on the Black Spoon
  • Mending War Torn Clothes
  • Merchants of the Impossible, Pushing the Boundaries of Reality
  • Merfolk Of Flesh Eating Snails
  • The MerMan's Wrath
  • A Mess of Porridge
  • Meteoric Marvels of the Dreaded Dunes
  • The Metropolis Of The Five Entities
  • The Miasma’s Mirror: A Tale of Blue Blooms and Demon Trees
  • Midnight Masquerade
  • Midnight silk whispers
  • Midnight Sparrow’s Lament
  • Mirage
  • Mirror Glaze Eclairs
  • The Mirror Jar
  • Mirror, Mirror
  • The Mischief of the Purple Unicorn
  • The Mischievous Moon Moths
  • The Mischievous Pixie
  • Misplaced Utensils and the Cascade of Confusion
  • Miss Citten The Eel Kat ~oO0~
  • Mixed Vegetables and Curry Samosas
  • Monsters & Mayhem: How Black Tower Became Pink (8+ Parts)
  • The Moon, the Cards, and the Dice
  • The Moon and The Drowned
  • The Moon Elf's Lament
  • The Moon Elf's Shimmering Silk
  • The Moon Elf Sorceress
  • The Moon Elves of Ivujivik
  • Moon's fractured mirror
  • The Moon Is Split, The Sun Is Gone, And BoomFuzzy Cheats At Cribbage
  • Moon Shrine
  • Moon-Dyed Thread
  • Moon-Touched Shore
  • Moon’s not got eyes
  • The Moon's Silver Tears
  • Moonsnail
  • MoonSnail Cove, Maine
  • Mooring
  • Moose
  • Morning Dew in The Graveyard
  • The Morning of The Mind Controlling Moon
  • Morning With The Vampire
  • Moss
  • Moss & Bone
  • Moss blankets the stone
  • Moss, Mud, and Morning Bread
  • Moth in the Lantern
  • The Moth Priestess
  • The Moth-Covered Book
  • Moth-Eaten Lace
  • The Moth-Eaten Robe
  • Moths Beneath Glass
  • Mourning Ribbon
  • Moving On
  • Mud, Bums, and the Epic Quest for Cleanliness
  • The Mulberry Grove
  • A Mule Done Seven Ways
  • Mushrooms Bubbling in a Hearty Stew
  • The Mushroom Circle That Screamed at Midnight
  • My Life as an Explorer
  • My Two Favourite People
  • A Mysterious Book of Spells Washes Ashore
  • The Mysterious Midnight Lighthouse Mystery
  • Mysterious Trails of Stars
  • Mystical Whispers and Enchanted Nights
  • Mystique
  • The Myth Of The Mollusk

N

  • Naffates - The Purple Of Wine Drunk By The Courageous This Is The Color Of A Enraged Mind
  • Narwhal's Saloon, The
  • Nature Walk: 3 Perspectives on a serene walk in nature to gather inspiration
  • Naughty Necromancer, The
  • Nautical Dawn in the Dew
  • Neat, Messy, Untidy
  • Necromancer's Apprentice, The
  • Necromancy: A Day in the Life of a Bumbling Necromancer
  • Necropolis Whispers
  • Nectar Of The Gods
  • The Needle Moon
  • Needle and Thread
  • The Nefarious Cloud Palace
  • Neptune's Moon
  • A Nice, Quiet, Peaceful Day Aboard The Blue Monkey
  • The Night I Threw My Undergarments in the Fire
  • The Night of the Blue Monkey ~oO0~
  • The Night of The Dazzling Salamander
  • Night The Stars Went Out, The
  • A Night for Spoons
  • The Night Stitcher
  • Night With The Magical Moonlight Mumbler
  • Nightmare Disjunction
  • Nincompoop
  • No One Should Be Surprised
  • Noodle Beach: A Love Letter to a Forgotten Shoreline
  • Noodle Orchard Beneath the Dome
  • The Noodle of Power
  • Noon Meal in a Quiet Clearing
  • Nor'easter in an Apple Orchard
  • Not Little Red Riding Hood
  • Nord The Pocket Lich aka The DracoLich of Fire Mountain

O

  • The Obsessive Royal Wizard
  • Obsidian
  • The Obsidian Idol Of The Elf Eater Of Pepper Valley
  • Ocean Of Fear
  • The Ocean of The Lustful Golden Beetle Bug
  • The Ocean Swallowed the House Again
  • An Ode to My Shattered Sanity
  • Of Apples And Apricots
  • Of Eels And Cats ~oO0~
  • Oh no… Halloween…It's going to be one of those days, isn't it?
  • The Old Haunted Quilt 
  • The Omen: A Strange Object Washed Up On Noodle Beach
  • Ominous
  • On the Road Again
  • Once In A Blue Moon
  • One Good Quaraun Deserves Another
  • The One Night Stand That Turns Into Something More
  • One River In Three Perspectives
  • The Opal Faerie
  • The Opal Sword
  • The Oracle Of Silver Dust
  • Orchard Delights
  • Orchard Row
  • The Orchard Walks at Dusk
  • Orchid
  • An Ordinary Day
  • Osprey
  • Ossuary Of The Barbarian King
  • The Ossuary Of Insanity
  • The Ossuary Of The Fuzzy Wuzzy Poison
  • Oubliette Of Insanity
  • Overcast
  • Overwatered Crops
  • The Owl Bell
  • Oyster Mushroom Harvest on a Rotting Log

P

  • Pain, Pain, Go Away
  • Painting Black Tower Pink
  • The Palace Of The Ice Wizards
  • The Paradox of Life
  • Pasta Wars
  • Pastries in the Parking Lot
  • Patchwork Quilt, The
  • The Path Of The Ten Thousand Hateful Serpents
  • Peace in the Pink Tent
  • A Peaceful Afternoon of Lobster Rolls and Laughter Beneath the Seagull-Crowded Sky, Where One Clumsy Waiter Spills Clam Chowder, One Cheerful Chef Whistles While He Works, and One Elderly Elf Wraps Himself in Pink and Finds Contentment at the Edge of the Cold Atlantic
  • A Peaceful Evening on the Lighthouse Balcony
  • A Peaceful Night on the Tundra
  • The Peaceful Shores of Noodle Beach (the short story)
  • Peach Plum Mead
  • Pearl Necklace, The
  • Pebble
  • Peering Through the Mist and Finding Nothing But More Fog
  • Perfect Pizza
  • Perfumed Whispers, a Drabble Not Drabbleish MicroFiction
  • The Pendant Of Fa'tumaelu
  • A Perilous Climb
  • Persnickety
  • Petrichor Beneath the Starry Night
  • Petrichor and Plum Tarts
  • Petrichor Whispers, Silence Whispers Back
  • Phantasmagoria
  • The Phantom Of The Forgotten Coward
  • The Phantom Playhouse, A Theatre of Ghosts
  • Phantom Tides
  • The Phooka & The Fish Market
  • The Phooka of A Thousand Deaths
  • Phylactery Bottle
  • Phylactery Crust Around the Pie Edge
  • Picking the Perfect Pickle (the short story)
  • The Picnic
  • Pine
  • The Pink Coral Ring
  • Pink Fish and Invisible Unicorns
  • The Pink Frog And The Teeny Blue Zebra ~oO0~
  • Pink Ink Bottle
  • The Pink Moth Hatchery
  • The Pink Necromancer Accidentally Falling For The Ghoul
  • The Pink Necromancer’s Christmas
  • The Pink Necromancer And Death Dell Farm
  • The Pink Necromancer's Deceitful Carpet Weave
  • The Pink Necromancer And (Esmerald) Blackbird's Dungeon
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Faux Pas
  • The Pink Necromancer For Only $1 If You Qualify!
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Genie Trapped By An Ice Storm
  • Pink Necromancer And The Money Tree, The
  • The Pink Necromancer And A June Wedding
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Million A Psychopathic Evil Clown Demon From Hell
  • The Pink Necromancer And The Missing Christmas Tree
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Pirate's Mistress
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Royal Mount
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Sasquatch Gangbang
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Seaside Axe Murderer
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Sexy Space Babe
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Short Vampire
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Skinny French Girl
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Slice Of Disaster
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Somewhat Dystopian Future
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Statement On The Present Cults Of The Earldom
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Step Toward Death
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Stranger At La Kermese
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Three Eyed Monster For Easter
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Tome Of Transfiguration
  • The Pink Necromancer And The Twighlight Manor
  • The Pink Necromancer’s Vigil
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Whore For Santa Claus
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Window
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Witty Poem
  • The Pink Necromancer And A Year With The Pirates
  • The Pink Necromancer And Baby Blue
  • The Pink Palace
  • The Pink Pearl
  • Pink petals drifting
  • Pink Piranhas
  • The Pink Sea Snail
  • Pink Silk and Soup
  • The Pink Silk Tent
  • Pink Yak Butter Spread in Spiral
  • Pinto Bean Toast
  • Pippiyata and The Path Of The Stars
  • Pippiyata's Baby
  • Piranhas ~oO0~
  • The Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch
  • Pistachio Rose Mooncakes
  • The Pit Of Xysos
  • Pizza Fries & Phooka Lies
  • The Plaza Of Illusions
  • Pliable Clay on the Potter's Wheel
  • A Pocketful of Memories
  • Poetry, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
  • The Poisoned MerMan of the Castle of Singing Sea Slugs
  • A Pomegranate In The Frozen Wasteland
  • Ponder
  • The Pond’s Invitation
  • Poppycock
  • The Pond's Reflection
  • Potatoes and Panic
  • The Power of the Flame
  • The Power of Self Acceptance
  • Prancing Through Noodle Beach Village
  • Preparations for the Street Market of the GodForsaken City
  • Preparing NotNog
  • The Price of Art
  • The Price of Generosity
  • Prismatic Invocation of Steak Sauce
  • Prismatic Ritual of the Pudding Devil
  • Psionic Warriors Channeling the Power of the Mind
  • Pumpernickel
  • Punished By The Garlic Bread King
  • The Purple BigFoot Clan
  • The Purple Dragon
  • The Purple Pumpkin
  • Purple Silk Ribbons for My Lover’s Hair
  • The Pyramids Of The Di'Jin

Q

  • Quaraun and The Beanstalk
  • Quaraun & BoomFuzzy: The Ultimate Power Couple
  • Quaraun’s Candle
  • Quaraun's Clumsy Apprentice
  • Quaraun’s Embroidery Box
  • Quaraun Finally Admits BoomFuzzy's Bread Is Perfect
  • Quaraun at the Fractured Moon Shrine
  • Quaraun's Irritable Day
  • Quaraun's Luxurious Demands
  • Quaraun Meets The Gremlin
  • Quaraun Misplaced the Portal Again
  • Quaraun Sat in His Pink Silk Tent
  • Quaraun’s Silk Thread
  • Quaraun and The Wandering Turtle City
  • Quaraun And The Vampire                                                                      
  • Quaraun And The Wizard Of Dreams
  • Quarry
  • A Quiet Day on The Blue Monkey
  • The Quiet Evening in the Pink Silk Tent
  • A Quiet Evening In The Rain
  • The Quiet Imp's Saloon
  • The Quiet Lighthouse Afternoon
  • A Quiet Night on The River
  • A Quiet Place To Sweep
  • Quite Thoughts on a Cold Rainy Night

R

  • Radiance
  • Rain dripped incessantly on the Pink Silk Tent
  • The Rain-Kissed Shore
  • Raining Cats & Dogs
  • Ratzi ~oO0~
  • The Raven in the Hidden Grove
  • Raven’s Dream
  • The Raven's Tale
  • The Real Nightmares
  • Realizing We Might Actually Be Safe
  • Really, Really, Really Odd Couple, The
  • The Reckoning
  • The Red Dragon Massacre ~oO0~
  • Red Moss Heart
  • Red Tussar Cloud
  • Redistributing lucky omens in my favour
  • The Reflection in the Fog
  • Refreshed
  • A Refuge of Peace
  • Rejuvenating
  • A Relaxing Day
  • Relentless Dead
  • Remove!
  • The Reptilian Prince Of Devils
  • Resilience
  • The Resplendent Viking of the Whore House of Loneliness
  • The Restful Sigh
  • Resting by the Fire
  • Restless
  • The Return Of Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy And The Jiggler
  • The Return Of The Silver Salamander
  • The Return To Fire Mountain
  • Reverie
  • The Rise of The Happy Lustful Goal
  • The Rise of the Silver Arrow ~oO0~
  • Ritual of The Blood Moon
  • The River's Edge
  • River Stones
  • The Riverbank
  • The Road to Chaos
  • Rogue Bug Barony
  • Romance and Magic
  • A Rose Among The Ashes
  • The Rose-Coloured Debris
  • The Rose-Cut Key
  • Rose Quartz Gleams in Tender Delight, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
  • Rose Quartz Mist
  • Rose-Silk Thread
  • Roses on the Beach, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
  • Roses and Honey
  • The Roses Were Screaming Again
  • Rosewater and Silk
  • The Rotting Root
  • The Rowboat
  • Ruby Blood on the River
  • The Ruby Hummingbird (rewrite of 'Blackbird's History: The Ruby Throated Humming Bird') ~oO0~
  • The Rugged Cliff
  • The Ruined Ballroom
  • The Ruins Of The Elf Eating Illusionist
  • The Ruins of The Holy Relic
  • Rustling Maple Leaves

S

  • Sacrament of the Sinful Fiends of Madness
  • Sacred Crochet: The Sacred Threads of A Moon Elf's Midnight Rituals
  • The Sacred Pink Jellyfish Awakens
  • The Sad Part Is We Are Trapped and Don’t Even Know It
  • The Salt Cave, A Sea Cliff Grotto at Low Tide
  • Salt and Herbs in the Graveyard
  • Saltwater Bowl
  • Sanctuary
  • The Sand Beneath My Feet
  • The Sandcastles at Twilight
  • Sapphire and Calm
  • Satan's Sauna
  • Sautéed Mushrooms and Diced Tomatoes Served with Poutine, Naturally
  • The Savage Wilderness of the Post-Comet Earth
  • Savouring Sesame Sweets
  • Scarab in Glass
  • Scallop Shell Full of Ashes
  • The Scarcity of Resources
  • The Scent of Crisp Winter Air
  • The Scent of Ink and Roses
  • The Scents of Simplicity: BoomFuzzy’s Kitchen and the Softness of Home
  • Schooner
  • The Scream Beneath the Ice
  • The Screaming Staff Of The Occultist
  • The Scrying Pearl
  • Sea Glass & Silken Worries
  • Seagull
  • The Seagull
  • Sea Slugs and Clam Chowder Bread Bowls
  • Sea-Soaked Letter
  • Sea Witch’s Hair
  • Sea Witch’s Spoon
  • Seafoam Lace
  • Seagulls on Noodle Beach
  • Sealed Letter
  • Secluded Garden: A Secret Kept, a Cherished Shell
  • The Second Lighthouse
  • The Secret Church Grim Of The MoonSnail
  • The Secret Curse Of The Hellish Soap
  • Secret Meeting Hidden Behind Closed Doors
  • Seduced By The Serial Killing Tavern Keeper
  • The Seedy Stalkers in the Dark
  • The Sequined G-String of Death
  • The Sequined G-String of The Purple Unicorn
  • Serene Morning Mist
  • A Serene Vibe
  • Serendipity
  • Serenity: A tale of love and darkness, a haunting start
  • A Serial Killer at Large
  • The Serial Killing Monolith of Terror
  • The Sericulture Table
  • Setting Sail
  • Sewn Shut
  • Shackled By The Kaleidoscopic Necromancer
  • Shadow
  • The Shadow Weaver
  • Shadowed Transfiguration Of The Wild Messiahs
  • Shadows
  • Shadows and Fog
  • Shadows at Noodle Beach (Part 3 of ShipYard At Dusk)
  • The Shadowy Sorcerer
  • Shambling Horde
  • Shampooed By the Unicorn
  • Shanghaied By The Tavern Keeper
  • The Shape Shifting Servant of The Butler Teddy Bear
  • Shards of Enchantment: A Glassy Expedition
  • A Shared Moment of Silence: Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn Under the Moonlit Sky
  • A Shattered Moon
  • She Had No Boobs
  • Sheep
  • Sheep Again
  • Sheer Terror: Rotten Fruit
  • Shell Spiral
  • Shenanigans
  • Shingle
  • Shipwreck of the VISION-D8
  • Shipyard at Dusk
  • The Shoreline Vanishes
  • The Shrieking Demon's Deadly Zombie
  • Shrouded in Fog
  • The Silence Bowl
  • The Silence of the Unseen
  • A Silent Garden in a Dead World
  • The Silent Knock
  • The Silk Dyer’s Pot
  • Silk and Fur
  • The Silk Garden
  • Silk-Gathering Basket
  • Silk and Lies
  • The Silk Mirror
  • Silk Pinned in Place
  • Silk-Reeling Bowl
  • Silk Skein on Fire
  • Silk, Spells, and Scottish Meals
  • Silk Wrapped Bones
  • Silken Cocoon
  • Silken Pillow
  • Silken Scarf
  • Silken Veil
  • Silks in the Snow
  • The Silkworker’s Divination
  • Silkworm Dream
  • Silver Bobbin
  • The Silver Coach ~oO0~
  • The Silver Goblet of Regret
  • The Silver Pin
  • Silver rain on stone
  • The Silver Salamander
  • The Silver Thief
  • Silver-Threaded Robe
  • Silvered Lament
  • Simple Pleasures
  • The Singing Dagger
  • Singing Gumdrop Chaos in the Streets
  • The Singing Rock
  • The Singing Salamander and the Ruby Ring
  • The Sinister Cookies of the Undead Chef
  • Sinister Shape-shifters
  • Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God
  • Sitting on the Edge of a Cliff
  • Six Days Earlier
  • The Six Grimoires Of Wiolciumll
  • The Six Parts Of The Amulet Of Wonder
  • Skedaddle
  • The Skeletal System of The Troll: New Speculations
  • The Sky Is Bleeding Again
  • Slave Ship ~oO0~
  • The Slayer Of The Triple Moon Dragon
  • The Sleeping Garden
  • The Sleeping Lich
  • The Slushy God’s Divine Influence
  • Sly Animal's Exorcism of Generosity
  • Snail’s Pace
  • The Snake's Prophecy of Doom Upon The Fractured Moon
  • Snollygoster: A Shrewd, Unprincipled Politician
  • Snollygoster's Return: The UnDead Politician and His Red Hat Wearing Zombie Horde Shambled By
  • A Snow Capped mountain
  • The Snow Covered Bone Of The Grounds Keeper
  • Snow Monster Mountain
  • Snowbound Silence
  • Snowfall at Dawn
  • Snowstorm Sabotage
  • Snowfall thickened over The Blue Monkey
  • Snowflake
  • Soft Spongy Green Moss
  • Solitude
  • Some Incidents In The Life Of Vampires
  • Song of The Bleeding Mutant
  • The Song of The Blood Sucking Glowing Fungus
  • The Song of The Glow In The Dark Horseradish Sauce
  • The Sorcerer's Tower Of Cake
  • The Sorcerous Wizard Of Knowledge
  • Sorcery
  • The Soul Stealing Lord Of Demons
  • Soul-Lantern Flame
  • The Soul-Melting Kiss
  • Soul-Saving Stew
  • The Sound of His Voice
  • The Sound of Tinkling Icicles
  • Sounds In The Night
  • Sparkle
  • Spectral
  • The Spectral Vessel Adrift
  • Spiggan ~oO0~
  • Spring With The Faerie
  • Spilled Absinthe
  • Spinach Quiche
  • Spindle and Thread
  • Spindle of Glass
  • Spindle-Bound Soul
  • The Spirit Board Saga
  • Spirits and Loot
  • Spooky Scary Skeletons - A Graveyard Waltz
  • The Spooky Spider in a Dark Swamp
  • Spool of Memory
  • Spools on the Shelf
  • Spooning the Elf
  • Spoon Etched With Your Name
  • Spore Bloom
  • The Spotted Chaos
  • Springtime by the River: Evening
  • Springtime Drizzle
  • Springtime is for Roses
  • Spun Sugar Magic
  • The Stained-Glass Dome
  • Stained Napkin Hidden in a Spellbook
  • The Stains of Death Will Not Yield aka Laundry Day in The Lighthouse
  • Starfish Wound
  • Staring at the Stars
  • Stay the Course
  • Steamed Milk
  • Stillness in the Garden's Chaos
  • Stolen Glance
  • Stone Cakes for the Road
  • Stop And Vomit on The Roses
  • The Storm-Warding Ribbons
  • Stormbound Shadows
  • Stormglass
  • Storms of the Deadly Forest
  • Stranded in The Mushroom Forest
  • Strange Footprints
  • The Strange Village or I Love The Smell Of Decomposing Bodies In The Morning
  • Stranger in the Forest
  • Strangled By Quaraun The Insane
  • Straw Cushions in the Forest
  • Strawberry Lipstick
  • Strawberry Yak Milk
  • The Struggle of Maintaining Their Lighthouse Home in a Harsh Winter Storm
  • A Successful Day
  • Sugar Spell
  • The Sugared Coffin
  • Summer Of The Wizard Killer
  • The Summoner Of Darkness
  • The Summoning at the Lighthouse
  • The Sun was Shining, a Rare Thing in This Dystopian Ice Age
  • Sunflower
  • Sunflower’s Secrets
  • Sunrise Mocks the Aching Heart, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
  • Sunset
  • Sunset: A Bleeding Wound Upon The Sea, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
  • The Supernatural Skullcracker
  • Survival Preppers Of The Zombie Apocalypse
  • Surviving the Wasteland
  • The Swallowed Moon
  • The Swamp
  • Swamp Of Fear
  • Swamp Of Insanity
  • The Swamp Of The Mushroom Loving Merfolk
  • Swamp Rising
  • The Swamp Turtle With a Temple on Its Back
  • Swarming the Deck
  • Sweeping the Lighthouse
  • The Sweet Streets of The GodForsaken City
  • The Sweet-Tooth Spell
  • Swirls of Delight in a Frozen Wasteland
  • Symphony of Seasons

T

  • Tailor's Magic Needle
  • A Tale Of A Box Of Candy
  • Take 2, They're Small
  • Taken By The Brackish Water Mermen
  • Taken By The River Dwelling Selkie
  • A Tale of Tall Grass (Rebooted)
  • Tangled Skein
  • Tangled String
  • Tangy Lemon Spirits
  • Tapestry of Loss
  • The Tarnished Spoon
  • A Taste Of Armageddon
  • The Tavern
  • The Tavern in the Faraway Town
  • Tea in Silence
  • Tempest
  • The Temple Of The Orchid
  • The Temple Under the Frost-Glass Lake
  • Temporal Collapse
  • Tent in the Marsh
  • The Tent in the Rain
  • The Terrible Fortress Of Suffering
  • The Terrible Queen
  • The Terrific Dungeon Master of the Mushroom Gravy of Darkness
  • Terror in the Silver Mist
  • Thalassophobia aka The Ancient Train Trestle Bridge Haunted Him
  • Theft Is a Love Language
  • There Are a Million Reasons to Be Grateful
  • There Are Tentacles in the Bathtub Again
  • There’s Beauty in the Destruction
  • There is No Mournful Lamb Inn
  • There Was Nothing - And Then There Were Plants!
  • They grow bolder with each passing night.
  • Thirty Tiny Polar Bears
  • The Things That We Cannot Change
  • Thistle
  • The Thousand Books By The Egotistical Villain
  • A Thousand Little Kicks
  • Thread Across Fingers
  • Thread in the Wind
  • Thread of Gold


  • The Thread of Time
  • Threads of Magic, a Drabble Not Drabbleish MicroFiction
  • Thread of Roses
  • Threadbare Comfort
  • The Threaded Heart
  • A Threatening Letter
  • 3 Perspectives of Undead Lobsters
  • Thunderstorm Dewdrops & Ghosts
  • Tidal Pool
  • Tide
  • Tide Pool Secrets
  • The Tide Swallows the Shore
  • The Ties That Bind Us
  • The Ties That Blind Us
  • Time Loop
  • The Time-Travelling Manipulator Of Ghosts
  • To Eat a Meal In Peace and Quiet
  • To See What Is
  • To the World's Best Husband: I Love You, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
  • Toads, Toes, Snails
  • Today, the Moon Hatched
  • Tomorrow Is Yesterday
  • Too Many Apples for One Basket
  • Toobe's First Rebellion
  • A Topaz Key on the Quiet River
  • The Torture Chamber Of Quaraun The Insane ~oO0~
  • The Touch Sensation of a Cool, Delicate Chill
  • The Tower… A terrible omen
  • A Tower in Silk and Stone


  • The Tower of the Shape Shifting Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies
  • Tower of The Shape Shifting Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies: Tales of the Black Tower
  • Tower Of Terror: Tales of the Black Tower
  • Transcendence
  • Trapped By The Blood Thirsty Dark Elf
  • Trapped By The Jolly Snow Elf
  • The Trapped Phooka
  • The Traveller, the Data Chip, and the Lich King’s Chowder
  • Travelling through snow
  • Tricked By The Flesh Eating Merfolk
  • Truly creative things happen when one thinks differently, yet nobody wants to think differently
  • The Truth About Unicorns
  • Truth at last cannot be hidden.
  • Tumbling Down Stairs With Slutty Elves and Angry Liches
  • Tumultuous Tempest
  • Turquoise
  • Turquoise Nights
  • Twilight
  • The Twisted Tower Of Wraiths
  • A Twisted Tree
  • Two Habits to Help You Lose Weight
  • 200 Pocket Dimension Chickens

U

  • The Unburned Cake
  • The Undead Chef’s Hat
  • The Undead Horde
  • Undead Roses - A Fairy Wine Story
  • Under the Firelight’s Malevolent Spell
  • Under the Light of a Dying Moon
  • The Undying Lich King of Pepper Valley
  • Unexpected Dissimilarities in the Social Hierarchies of the Tarasque and the Phoenix
  • The Unexpected Storm
  • The Unforgettable Cloudfall
  • The Unholy Haunted House and The Lich Cloud Palace King
  • Unicorn’s Bedside Candle
  • Unicorn’s Bell
  • Unicorn’s Broken Goggles
  • Unicorn’s Candle Flame
  • Unicorn’s Dreadlock
  • Unicorn Gummy Worms
  • Unicorn’s Hair in the Biscuit Dough
  • Unicorn Kisses Smell Like Rotten Peaches
  • Unicorn’s Kitchen Knife
  • Unicorn’s Mane
  • Unicorn’s Mirror
  • The Unicorn, The Necromancer, and The Light Blue Rubber Ball of The Bubblegum Pink Splork of Happiness
  • Unicorn’s Plate, Licked Clean
  • Unicorn’s Tailhair Thread
  • Unicorn-Scented Shampoo

  • The Unseen Visitor
  • Unspoken Words Between Us as We Walk Through the Snow Together
  • The Unwinding Reel

V

  • The Vacuous Tavern Fool
  • The Valley of the Katopas
  • The Valley of the Katopas (Part 2)
  • The Vampiric Slave Driver
  • The Vampires Of Ttesnagatte Island
  • Vampire Turkeys
  • Vampires In Miniature
  • Vanilla Sky
  • Vanishing Into The Mist
  • The Vardo Towed by a team of Undead Moose
  • Veil
  • Veil of Fog
  • Velvet Baby Kicks
  • Velvet Binding
  • Velvet Hazelnut Mousse
  • Velvet Ribbons
  • Velvet Shadows Crawl Beneath the Stars' Gentle Veil
  • The Velvet Stitch
  • Velvety and Vile
  • The Venomous Beast Of The Marvellous FarDarrig
  • Venturing Into The Mushroom Forest
  • A Very Frightened Family
  • Vexed and Victorious with Lobster Rolls
  • The Vexing Problem of Enchanted Spittoons, Hoofed Feet, and Poisonous Mushrooms
  • The Village of The Gleaming Gloves
  • The Villainous Chant of the Unjust Haunts
  • VISION-D8 ~oO0~
  • VISION-D12 ~oO0~
  • Visiting The Scene of Murder #1 With An UnGelded Stallion
  • Visitors
  • The Voice of The RiverBoat ManWoman
  • The Voice of the Shaman
  • The Vulgar Alchemist's Inn

W

  • Waiter, There's A Head In My Soup
  • Walking Along the Edge
  • Walking Through the Wreckage
  • The Wall Of Ymustu-neme



  • Wandering Merchant: The Trader's Cryptic Goods
  • Wandering Paper Boats
  • Wandering With Ghosts of The Past
  • Wanderlust
  • A Warm Hearth
  • Warm Sand
  • The Warmth of Being Held
  • Washing Stolen Dishes
  • Waves Below Ice
  • The Wax Heart
  • The Way He Holds Me
  • Weaver
  • The Weaver’s Candle
  • The Weaver’s Whispering Web
  • Weaving Memories by the Sea
  • The Weeping Stitch
  • The Weight of Silver Silk
  • Whalebone Charm
  • What's a Liberace?
  • What is Love but Ceaseless Ache?
  • What we need are global warming strategies
  • What Unites Us?
  • Whatchamacallit
  • When Eels Attack
  • When Joy and Sorrow Feel the Same
  • When life knocks ya down, stay there and take a nap
  • When the Yak Got Stuck in Snow
  • When You Were Older
  • Where Are You Hiding That Horse?
  • Where Do We Go When the Graveyard Is Full?
  • Where Wild Currents Flow
  • Whippersnapper
  • Whisper
  • The Whispering Candle
  • The Whispering Gnome
  • Whispering Shadows in the Fog
  • The Whispering Tide
  • Whispers
  • Whispers in Frosted Shade
  • Whispers in the Snowdrift
  • Whispers of the Waves
  • Whispers on the Water
  • White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane ~oO0~
  • Who Killed Quaraun The Insane?


  • Whoopie Pie Ritual
  • Why chose to be a unicorn?
  • Why It Is Better to Give More Than You Receive
  • The Wicked Chocolate Maker
  • Wicked Desires of The Aristocrat
  • Wild Ghosts' Ritual of the Vortex
  • The Wild Mushroom and Rice Dinner of The Mournful Mage
  • The Wild Mystic And The Mysterious Mage
  • Wild Rose Hip Tea and a Frosty Morning and other tales
  • Win Free Sex
  • Wind Chimes in a Storm
  • Wind Chimes Made of Wood
  • Wind and Hematite on the Cliff
  • Wind, Sand, and Stars
  • The Winter of The Grandiose Oracle
  • A Winter sport
  • A Winter Wizard
  • Wishful Common Folk, The
  • The Wishful Elf Hunter
  • The Witch's Garden
  • The Witch Massimara Of Mount Yenka
  • The Woes of Laundry: A Small Task in a Quiet Day
  • A Wolf In Pepper Valley
  • The Woman in the Café
  • The Wonderful Wizard of The Wicked Magical Moonlight
  • The Wood Elves Occupation
  • Wood Elves Vampires
  • Woodlands Of The Ghoul Lord
  • The World Beneath
  • Worm-Slick Leaves
  • Woven Grief
  • The Wrath of the Pink Necromancer
  • The Wraith's Doughnut Delight aka A Lich Deep Frying Doughnuts
  • Wreath Of Roses, The
  • Write us a world where even us Liches find peace
  • Written For The Pleasure Of Sexy Wood Elves

X

  • X Marks the Spot, But My Bum’s Too Big to Fit
  • Xanadoot's Return
  • Xanadoot's Trickery

Y

  • A Yak in the Greenhouse
  • A Year With The Shape Shifting Scribe
  • Yellow Squishy Pink Tentacloid Thing
  • Yes, the sky is blue
  • Yesterday, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
  • You Can't Hide From the Dead
  • You'll Never Survive The Night
  • You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman

Z

  • Zebulon's Captive
  • Zephyr Under a Lemon Moon
  • The Zestful Medication of The Warlock Tailor
  • Zinnias For Quaraun
  • The Zombie Dungeon of The Vampire Eating Albino
  • The Zombie Herders of Mist-Lick Hollow
  • Zoning Out, Watching the Snowflakes Fall Without Feeling Anything
  • ZooLock The Great
  • Zxosak The Thullid


~oO0~ Twighlight Manor series 35th anniversary rewrite of the original

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Writing Blind Characters


The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story 

Series Trigger Warnings:

 * Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover

 * Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man

 * Furry Yaoi 

 * Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.

 * Transman Mpreg

Not all things appear in all stories. 

Series Heat Level:

 * Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon

 * Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange

 * Novels: Orange, Lemon

What is the series about?

It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.

It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.

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Seen in image: 

- IMAGE 1:

The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.

In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.

- IMAGE 2:

Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion. 

BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.

- IMAGE 3:

The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.

GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.

 - Art by Wendy Christine Allen. 

- Not seen here:

Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.

Meet The Characters:

The 3 main characters are the world’s three most powerful mages, each of whom were not born as royalty, but went power crazy and became the three reigning kings of the planet, because no one could stop them. The series is told from their perspective, and thus they are rarely shown as the super villains they truly are, because they do not see themselves as evil.

Here they are:The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun the Insane: Alien JellyFish who Takes a Moon Elf Form aka The Sacred Pink JellyFish: His 12 foot long hair is made of deadly, venomous Portuguese Man o War-like tentacles.My F2M trans main character, Quaraun, sleeping. Wearing his pink silk gown and with his twelve foot long hair, which is actually thousands of very thin jellyfish tentacles. Quaraun is a male Moon Elf who transforms into a female JellyFish when angry. Art by Wendy Christine Allen. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️

Quaraun is creative, artistic, and melodramatic. He sees the beauty others do not notice. He thinks of creative ways to make  art. He is a loom weaver, a glass blower, a poet, and a jewellery maker. When he looks at a plant he sees not only its beauty, but also ways to use it in weaving fabric or dying cloth.

Quaraun, is a small psionic pink jellyfish, who crawled up the nose of a dying Moon Elf, ate his brain, and took over his body. The name of the Elf is unknown. Quaraun is the name of the pink jellyfish, who lives nestled in the safety of the Elf’s hollowed out skull. She grew her tentacles out though his head, to make them look like hair. Quaraun’s glorious twelve foot long hair, is actually thousands of very thin jellyfish tentacles, each of which move on their own like thousands of tiny hands.

Being a psion, the jellyfish can see and hear the thoughts of everyone-living or dead. He can see and hear ghosts and spirits, and people often come to him asking for help with haunted houses or finding lost souls.

But also, Quaraun is persnickety, grouchy, he complains a lot, he’s vain, and has egos for his egos, he’s fussy about getting dirt on his clothes, he’s a germaphobe. He likes things to be perfect and neat. He has a short temper, hits people with his cane, slaps people across the face with his wand, and won’t think twice about punching someone.

He looks like a frail, sickly little waif, so people are often taken off guard by his spit fire temper, and brash in your face personality. Being elderly, Quaraun is in frail health and suffers from frequent fainting spells, and many joint pains.

Quaraun has gold plated prosthetic hands and walks with a cane due to having a lame leg.

Quaraun, who is also known as “The Elf With Crippled Hands”, wears a variety of elaborate prosthetic gloves over his crushed, crippled hands, some with fancy jewels and carvings. His hands were crushed when he was still a child. The stiff metal gloves encase his crippled hands, protecting them. He requires help from  BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn to do things like brush his hair, or get dressed, due to his fake hands not being easily movable.

Quaraun uses his JellyFish tentacle hair like limbs, and usually appears to be hovering a few inches above the ground, due to “walking” on his “hair”. He weaves cloth, embroiders, eats, and does anything else requiring hands, with his tentacle hair, not with his hands.

Quaraun is very religious. He prays upon getting up in the morning. He prays before going to bed at night. Quaraun prays over each meal before eating and prays a thanksgiving after each meal before getting up from the table. On the three nights of each full moon, he builds cairns in honour of the Moon Goddess. He bathes at night in the moonlight to absorb the Moon’s power in his twelve-foot-long hair. Quaraun does not cut his hair to honour the Moon Goddess. He wears pink and silver silk robes in honour of the Moon Goddess. Every few hours throughout the day, he stops what he is doing to light pink and silver candles and burn incense in honour of the Moon Goddess.

A high priest of The Di’Jinn Order, he thinks nothing of killing anyone who disagrees with his religious beliefs.

The world’s most feared wizard and most deadly serial killer, he makes his way across the planet, mass murdering rapists and child abusers, and entire cities of people whose justice system allowed rapists and child abusers to walk free. Being a psion, he knows who is guilty and who is innocent, from reading their thoughts, and thus he prides himself in never killing anyone who is innocent and always killing only those whom are truly guilty.

He is highly superstitious, spooks easily, and believes in curses, and feels a dread need to protect himself from curses with offensive hoodoo magic like gri-gri and hotfooting.

Quaraun is an evil Necromancer. He worships the fractured moon, and children run in terror from him.

Though he is the main character, Quaraun is not a hero, and is considered the most evil and most insane, psychotically deranged, narcissistic super villain on the planet.

He practices dark rituals and sacrifices to the moon to ward off the undead lobsters. Quaraun’s favourite drink is absinthe. He also likes poppy tea and NotNog, a type of eggnog made without eggs. Quaraun refuses to eat eggs but will eat fish and dairy. His favourite colour is pink. Quaraun does not eat meat. Quaraun is very short, only five feet six inches tall. He is incredibly arrogant and bosses everyone around.

In later stories, when Quaraun has changed his name to SunTa, he is also mute, from an injury to his throat, which left his vocal cords damaged. After this point in the series he “speaks” using a form or “Morse Code”, via tapping his gold plated fingers on a metal tablet.

Quaraun can look at a river and see the joy of the sparkles the sunlight makes on the surface.

Quaraun can look at a shell and see it as a source of paint pigment.

Quaraun can look at a flower and think of ways to turn it into cloth making fibres.Quaraun as SunTa, King of the Sun, The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets. SunTa no longer has long Rapunzel hair, no longer wears pink, is now living in The Twighlight Manor, no longer believes in the Moon Goddess, sees himself as God, is horribly scarred, blind in his left eye, is mute, and is referred to by his followers as “Mother”. SunTa is a psion with Elder God powers. 3d printed figure designed by Wendy Christine Allen.Quaraun as SunTa, King of the Sun, The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets. Seen here with  BoomFuzzy as BlackBird. As SunTa, Quaraun is thirteen thousand years old, and is now old enough to have grown wings. All Elves, Faeries, and Demons eventually have wings if they live long enough. Most grow wings after reaching around two thousand years old.. 3d printed figure designed by Wendy Christine Allen.Quaraun does not appear in every story, all stories on Medium featuring Quaraun can be found here:

Stories With Quaraun

King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn: King of The UnSeelie Court, aka The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, Lich Lord of Fire Mountain: A Phooka aka A Kelpie-Like Brackish Water Unicorn who takes an Elf-like Faerie Form, but he’s a LichQuaraun’s primary husband, BoomFuzzy (young, and King of The UnSeelie Court). BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, whose true form is a purple unicorn, but he usually takes the form of a black Elf, though being a Phooka/borgat, he is able to take any form of anything or any one and can look like whatever he chooses to look like.  Art by Wendy Christine Allen. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️Quaraun’s primary husband, BoomFuzzy (old and with his food truck). An evil warlord in his youth, BoomFuzzy eventually commit suicide, resulting in his soul being trapped in The Swamp of Death. Quaraun became a Necromancer to resurrect BoomFuzzy as a Lich. In his Lich form, seen here, BoomFuzzy became a master chef and travels the decimated ruins of the apocalypse bringing food to the homeless and wasteland survivors. Art by Wendy Christine Allen. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️BoomFuzzy, Lich Form. Often referred to as Antaraz in this form.

Yes, he is an ACTUAL Unicorn. I don’t know why that is such a common question for people to ask.BoomFuzzy, Skeletal Lich FormQuaraun and BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, in his true form, that of a purple pony with a silver horn. Yes, BoomFuzzy is a LITERAL UNICORN. His Humanoid form is a glimmer spell illusion. I don’t know why this question gets asked so often, but it is one of the most asked questions I get from people. “Is BoomFuzzy an actual fantasy creature/horse or his it the LGBTQ-type of ‘unicorn’?”… I’m sorry, but, I haven’t got one iota of a clue what in the heck “the LGBTQ-type of unicorn’ even means.

In case you forgot, I have Kanner’s Syndrome (the type of Autism aka Low Functioning Autistic Savant, seen in the movies RainMan and What’s Eating Gilbert Grape) and so I use correct dictionary definitions of words. I do not know use metaphor, similes, euphemisms, riddles, puzzles, slang, or any other types of hidden meanings. If you want to be all cutsy-wootsy stupid patootsie and slap your clever little slang meanings sex crazed euphanisms onto words, you go right ahead, but don’t expect me to understand what the fuck you are talking about if you do. A Unicorn is a type of mythical creature. A Unicorn is a horse. And I think you got to be pretty damned fucking retarded, a hell of a lot way more retarded then I even am, to not know that the word Unicorn means “one horned horse”. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.Quaraun and BoomFuzzy. BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, is a one horned horse who takes an Elf form because he fell in love with Quaraun, who is an Elf. And in case you hadn’t noticed: I am a 5th generation Mormon, I am also asexual, find sex deplorable, and have never written a sex scene in my life. My series is written for children. My primary reader base are children 12 to 16 years old. So please take your head out of the gutter and stop trying to slap your own sex crazed perversions on to my character. Okay? 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen and printed by HeroForge.

King Gwallmaiic, also known as BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, is the Phooka Lich King with is the King of the Realm of Fae, leader of The UnSeelie Court. In his true form he is a small purple pony with a gleaming silver horn.

Before Quaraun rose to power as The Pink Necromancer, King Gwallmaiic was feared as the world’s most powerful and most evil mage. He is a Phooka, a type of Trickster Faerie who wields mind control magic, illusions, glimmer spells, and is regarded as the most deadly of the Faerie Chefs. While he makes succulent feasts for his friends, he also bakes toxic, deadly, poisonous feasts for his foes.

One should never take food from Faeries in general, but the Elf Eater especially. Unfortunately for his victims, who often find themselves cooked in his meals, the allure of his food is a temptation few have the will power to say no to.

 BoomFuzzy is morbid, and sees the dark, gloomy, depressive side of things. He is bold and vulgar, swears often, makes constant jokes, pulls pranks, and is always making people laugh; but his jovial nature is a public front, a mask to try to hide how he truly feels. He is often sad, suffers from depression, and is in need of cheering up.

Being a Lich (a type of ghost) he is prone to think about death a lot and compare everything to the afterlife. He frequently speaks of lost souls and eternal darkness.

BoomFuzzy also has a fierce protective side. He deeply loves Quaraun with an extremely obsessive-possessive nature. He is prone to bouts of jealousy, and he won’t think twice about pummelling anyone who threatens Quaraun.

Though small and blind, BoomFuzzy is much, much, much stronger then he looks. A fierce warlord, and a dangerous Lich King, BoomFuzzy wields ice magic, frost magic, and can control the weather, causing blizzards and storms.

BoomFuzzy has a massive collection of crystal skulls. He believes crystal skulls house immense magic powers. He is power hungry and always on the lookout for gemstones, crystals, amulets, crystal skulls, and magic items.

But as a master chef, food takes centre stage for him. He sees the potential for new dishes to make and tries constantly. Everything reminds him of food. He spends hours testing out new ingredients and trying new recipes. He finds the most joy in life when he is working in his food truck.

BoomFuzzy is legally blind, but has some vision if something is close enough to him. He can make out blurred versions of things if they are about eight inches from his nose. He can see bright colours, can tell day/light from night/dark. Most of the world is a grey blur to him. He frequently requires help from either Quaraun or GhoulSpawn to get around in strange/unfamiliar places.

Due to his lack of vision, he tends to walk very close to Quaraun, relying on Quaraun’s guidance for where to walk in unfamiliar places.

At home in his Gingerbread House, his food truck, Quaraun’s pink silk tent, the lighthouse, or onboard their riverboat, BoomFuzzy generally moves around unaided, with ease, unless someone moves the furniture around without telling him.

After GhoulSpawn joined up with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, BoomFuzzy is often seen wearing various steampunk/cyberpunk goggles, which vastly improve his vision. They are made by GhoulSpawn, who keeps making new ones in an attempt to improve BoomFuzzy’s sight.

BoomFuzzy’s real name is King Gwallmaiic. He is the King of the Realm of Fae, the King of The UnSeelie Court. He is a black man from Papua New Guinea who grew up in Scotland. His father was a Phooka but his mother was a Human.

He always wears a black silk hakama.

He wears a black and purple plaid tartan great kilt over his hakama, wearing it like a sari wrap and cape shoulder drape. The tartan symbolizes his royal nature, identifying him as a king.

Strangers immediately recognize him as a king because of his tartan. The tartan is a very important part of his heritage and is never used as a rag or apron. He has long grey dreadlocks plaited with purple silk cloutie ribbons. BoomFuzzy is very short, only five feet one inch tall. He is often mean to Humans and sees Humans as lesser beings.

After a comet struck the moon in 2525, causing the ice age to wipe out most all life on Earth, BoomFuzzy marched The UnSeelie Court across the planet, mass murdering every king, president, mayor, town manager and other government official on the entire planet, ultimately crowning himself King of the World, a title he held for 2,000 years.

 BoomFuzzy can look at a river and hope to find gemstones in the riverbed.

BoomFuzzy can see a shell and start hunting for more nearby to steam for supper.

BoomFuzzy can look at a flower and feel sad because it will soon wither and die.BoomFuzzy does not appear in every story, all stories on Medium featuring BoomFuzzy can be found here:

Stories With BoomFuzzy

GhoulSpawn The Sheep Demon who was Isekai’d into this world: A Satyr-like Cotswold SheepGhoulSpawn, Quaraun’s secondary husband and BoomFuzzy’s lover. GhoulSpawn’s father was an Electric Eel Merman and his mother was a Sun Elf. He was born an actual baby lamb, and gets progressively more “human like” as he gets older.  Art by Wendy Christine Allen. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️GhoulSpawn as The Gremlin, seen here with BoomFuzzy as BlackBird, and BoomFuzzy’s BubbleGum Bunnies and Squirrels. 3d printed figurine by Wendy Christine Allen.

GhoulSpawn is a Sheep Demon, similar to a satyr.

GhoulSpawn has yellow eyes. GhoulSpawn wears glasses. GhoulSpawn wears a long yellow and orange tie-dyed caftan to hide his digitigrade legs and cloven hooves because Humans are scared of Demons. GhoulSpawn wears a long, floor-sweeping dark green velvet frock coat that is lined with dozens of pockets, each pocket being a bag of holding.

GhoulSpawn is very tall, six feet two inches. He resembles a satyr and has long golden fleece growing from his legs. He has three pairs of sheep ram horns growing from his head, making him look over seven feet tall. Humans are terrified of him because of what he looks like, but he is completely harmless, very gentle, and kind to everyone… and would have stayed that way had he not been beaten up, teased, and bullied by every Human he encountered.

GhoulSpawn is a no-nonsense, high IQ science nerd, brainiac, mega geek. He has a PhD in quantum physics and is the inventor of the time machine and time travel. GhoulSpawn struggles to understand  art or literature, seeing them as foolish diversions. He is constantly thinking of mechanical gadgets to invent and build.

GhoulSpawn is always reading or thinking science thoughts. GhoulSpawn enjoys fixing things. GhoulSpawn likes working on cars, especially car engines. He turned his 1974 AMC Gremlin into a time machine.

GhoulSpawn is very shy, very quiet, very soft spoken, hugely anxiety prone, is easily frightened, has severe OCD, and when nervous turns to absentminded kleptomania putting things in his pockets, especially silverware and metal tools, without realizing he’s doing it.

GhoulSpawn is from 1978 and was isekiaed into Quaraun and BoomFuzzy’s 40th century era. GhoulSpawn becomes nostalgic when seeing things from his time period. BoomFuzzy considers things from the past to be silly.

*(ADDED NOTE: It was pointed out that people who do not read Furry Fiction, likely never heard the word isekia/isekiaed before. It is a Japanese word which means “accidentally teleported to an alternate dimension, arriving in place that the teleported character did not intend to go to and did not know existed”. It is a common theme/word/trope in the Fury Genre, the Yaoi Genre, and The Omegaverse Genre, but is uncommon elsewhere.)*

GhoulSpawn’s favourite drink is Moxie soda. He doesn’t drink alcohol. He is a vegetarian and an animal rights activist. His favourite colour is orange.

GhoulSpawn has the most frail mental state and is only few scares away of going psycho deranged megalomanic super villain on the entire planet — which, he does eventually do, when he later becomes the ArchDemon known as Checka.GhoulSpawn and Quaraun, height difference.

GhoulSpawn is a 6'2" Ursiug.

An Ursiug, for those who don’t know Celtic Mythology, is a Welsh Faerie, similar to a Satyr or Faun, except they are a Cotswold sheep instead of a goat or deer.

  • Centaur = half horse, half man
  • Satyr = half goat, half man
  • Faun= half deer, half man
  • Ursiug = half sheep, half man

Ursiugs are stated to be very shy, hide from Humans, wear long green coats to hide their lower sheep half, let their hair grow long and wild to hide their horns, and even go so far as to saw their horns off in an attempt to fit in with Human society.

Ursiugs are a type of UnSeelie Court (meaning solitary) Faerie who does not live in a community of Faeries (Seelie Court).

Hmmm…As I see it used incorrectly often… here is the CORRECT definition:

  • Seelie = trooping, lives in a group or community, in family units, within a village
  • UnSeelie = solitary, lives by themselves hermit-like in the forest

I don’t know why, but for some reason, a lot of writers do not research the actual folklore of my people (I am Scottish). and write a lot of huge inaccuracies about the Fae. Seelie vs UnSeelie is a place where that happens a lot.For some reason, a lot of writers say:

  • Seelie = good, benevolent, angel-like
  • UnSeelie = evil, malevolent, demonic

…and that is just extremely incorrect on HUGE levels of, oh my god, what the fuck did they even research to come up with that shittasticly inaccurate definition of Seelie vs UnSeelie?Once again, as I see it used incorrectly often… here is the CORRECT definition:

  • BOTH Seelie AND UnSeelie, can be good, benevolent, angel-like
  • BOTH Seelie AND UnSeelie, can be evil, malevolent, demonic
  • Seelie Court = trooping Faeries who travel together in large caravan groups on public highways, because they are outgoing, extroverted, and NOT SCARED OF HUMANS
  • UnSeelie Court= solitary Faeries who travel alone and keep to the lesser used back roads, because they are shy, introverted, and SCARED SHITTLESS OF HUMANS

GhoulSpawn is UnSeelie, meaning he is shy, introverted, and avoids Humans.

GhoulSpawn can look at a river and see ways to build a waterwheel to use as a source of electricity.

GhoulSpawn can see a shell and think of a way to turn it into a tool or utensil.

GhoulSpawn won’t even notice the flower, because he’s too busy looking up at the stars and wondering how to build a spacecraft so he can explore other planets.GhoulSpawn does not appear in every story, all stories on Medium featuring GhoulSpawn can be found here:

Stories With GhoulSpawn

GhoulSpawn as Checka — the crazed ArchDemon who declared humanity unfit and blew up the planet. Yep. That’s how the series ends. 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen.Quaraun on Noodle Beach,  BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck, GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine.  Art by Wendy Christinne Allen.❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️

  • Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are an elderly, married gay couple, whom have been together for many centuries.
  • GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover, whom they have recently met, after he fell out of a portal into their world. He is from 1970s Maine.
  • Quaraun is a white Persian Moon Elf. He is around 750 years old in most stories. He is a silk weaver, travelling merchant, and psychic necromancer.
  • BoomFuzzy is a black Scottish Fae of the UnSeelie Court. He is around 2,000 years old in most stories. He is the King of the Realm of Fae, turned MasterChef. He owns most of the world’s restaurants and works out of a food truck.
  • GhoulSpawn is a French Quebec Canadian Satyr. He is around 60 years old in most stories. He is a mad scientist who was the inventor of time travel.
  • All three of them have an animal form. Quaraun has a Pink Meanie JellyFish form, BoomFuzzy has a purple Unicorn form, and GhoulSpawn has a Golden Fleece Cotswold Sheep form. Yes. This is the “Furry Genre”.
  • Unless specified otherwise, the story is set in York County, Maine in 40th century far future Earth.
  • This is a Cozy Slice of Life story, that has no plot and simply looks into a single event of a single day, of this gay trio’s life.
  • These stories do not contain sex scenes, but it is understood that the three of them sleep together and have sex with each other.
  • The novels, however, are NOT Cozy and delve into GrimDark.
  • This story supplements a larger set of novels, showing quick events that take place between the novels, and therefore references events and characters found in the novels.
  • If you are looking for the long fully plotted novels and novellas, or the paperback editions, you can find those on Amazon and/or GumRoad.
  • I’m adding this note, because it was brought to my attention that many readers finding the series through Medium, had no prior knowledge of these basics.

(TRIGGER WARNING: I suppose this requires some sort of a transgender trigger warning as Quaraun is a transgender character, something that is not brought up in many stories, as his being transgender is not a plot point, it just happens to be who he is, but that fact gets brought up once in a while, and Quaraun’s transgender nature seems to piss some people off, so here is a warning for the snowflakes who need such things: If you are vile, deplorable, hate mongering, bigoted, self righteous, holier than thou, transphobic dipshit dick, you should probably just walk away now; because the main character of this story is transgender and his existence is just going to upset you.

Quaraun’s transgender state is not mentioned in many stories, and it is never a plot point, but it gets brought up once in a while.

Quaraun is intersex, with both male and female genitals, neither fully formed. He has been pregnant twice in the series and has fathered 35 children over the course of the series.

Quaraun is bi-sexual at some points of his life, due to his own confusion over his identity. Though he is portrayed as gay throughout most of the series.

There are a few stories in the series where he is portrayed as female/her/she instead of male/he/him, due again, to the deep emotional turmoil, embarrassment, shame, and confusion he lives with over the intersex nature of his biological body.

Quaraun’s husband, BoomFuzzy and their lover GhoulSpawn are always portrayed as fully supportive of Quaraun’s transitions throughout the series.

By birth, he is neither fully male nor fully female, but he is better able to pass for male, and so does so.

However, he was initially raised as female, and did not start living life as a male until he was 75 years old, so lived his childhood and young adult years as a female, but in the time period of the series, he is elderly and now living as a male.

The sexuality of the characters is never a plot point in any story. However, some do-goody hyper gay haters have taken it upon themselves to make it an issue in my offline private life, thus the need for trigger warnings like this one.

These same gay haters have been spreading slander both offline and online calling the series “Erotica”, which has resulted in many readers of Erotica to buy/read  books in my series expecting Erotica and being deeply disappointed upon discovering that I am a Mormon and I do not write sex scenes, nor do I write sexual plots.

NEWSFLASH: gay does NOT = Erotica.

LIKEWISE: transgender does NOT = Erotica.

ALSO: intersex is a real medical condition and it does not = either “shemale” or Erotica.

  • The real world medical term for the condition Quaraun has is: Bilateral Ovotesticular Syndrome, look it up.
  • I have been writing & publishing this series since 1978 and there was never any issues prior to 2013 when a local minister started transphobic, gay-hating, sex fetish, Erotica rumours about it, which resulted in my infant son’s murder and my becoming paralyzed.
  • I do not appreciate religion crazed hate mongers trying to slap THEIR politics on my series that has absolutely nothing to do with politics whatsoever.

If you came here expecting Erotica, sex fetishes, the sexual objectification of gay men/transgender people/or the intersex medical condition, you are going to be EXTREMELY disappointed.Quaraun, seen here with  BoomFuzzy in his unicorn form and GhoulSpawn in his sheep form.Quaraun’s gold plated prosthetic hands can be seen here. They are difficult to draw, so I often do not draw them. Quaraun, who is also known as “The Elf With Crippled Hands” wears a variety of elaborate prosthetic hands, some with fancy jewels and carvings. His hands were crushed when he was still a child. The gloves encase his crippled hands, protecting them. He requires help from BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn to do things like brush his hair, or get dressed, due to his fake hands not being easily movable. 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen.Close up on Quaraun’s pink pupiled blue eyes. This 3d printed figurine is only two inches tall and cost over $200 to have made. The figurines with 2 characters on a single stand cost over $400 to have printed up. They are NOT painted, rather they are 3d printed in full colour. You can make your own over on the HeroForge website. Just know that they are under two inches tall and cost over $200 PER character. HeroForge full colour 3D printing is uberly expensive. On the other hand, these same DnD TTRPG scale minis, can be printed up in grey scale for only around $25 each, and you can paint them yourself. 3d printed figurine of Quaraun designed by Wendy Christine Allen.BoomFuzzy and Quaraun with their crystal skulls. BoomFuzzy’s big fluffy horse tail can be seen in this image. 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen.GhoulSpawn & BoomFuzzy together. 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen.BoomFuzzy The Unicorn in his Unicorn form. 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen.Meet The Setting:

Earth, 40th century.

After a comet hit the moon in 2525, causing a new ice age.

In Maine’s dystopian ice age, the moon is fractured & undead lobsters are serious problems.

While most of the world and everything from the 20th century are gone and forgotten, BoomFuzzy has found the ruins of both The Twinkie Factory in Biddeford, Maine and the Moxie Factory in Lisben Falls, Maine, and both factories have been rebuilt and Twinkies and Moxie are still in production in the 40th century, now being made by Faeries who use undead lobster zombie slaves to run the factories.Noodle Beach:

Formerly known as  Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

In the 40th century it is vastly changed. Erosion has washed away most of the sand, leaving behind granite cliffs towering over 100 feet tall.

Black Tower sits perched on the highest peak. Black Tower is the haunted lighthouse formerly known as The Portland Headlight, and was formerly located in Cape Elizabeth, Maine. See info below about Black Tower for as to why/how the lighthouse moved locations.

 Old Orchard Beach, was renamed Noodle Beach in the 40th century, due to the beach being the semi-permanent location of a noodle soup food truck named The Beach Noodle.The Beach Noodle:

A shape shifting 1968 VW Bus, that usually serves as a noodle soup food truck, known for its clam chowder, lobster rolls, whoopie pies, not-nog, and gingerbread cake.

Owned by Faerie Chef, BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, the food truck transforms into a gingerbread house that serves as a candy shop during the winter months when it is too cold to work out of a food truck.MoonSnail Cove:

Formerly known as The Town of Old Orchard Beach at The Old Orchard Beach, Maine.Silent Moore:

Formerly known as Scarborough Marsh, Scarborough, Maine. Silent Moore is walking distance from Black Tower, and is where BoomFuzzy heads to every morning to dig for clams to make clam chowder for his food truck.The glossy ibis in Silent MooreThe Coastal Merchant Trade Route:

Formerly known as The Eastern Trail, it is longer in the 40th century, now starting at The Rupa-Rupa Cloud Forest of Peru instead of Florida, and now ending in Ivujivik, Quebec, instead of Maine.

It takes Quaraun,  BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn about 3 years to hike this no longer maintained dirt road.

After the comet strike of 2525, most of the paved highways became unusable, due to zombie infestation (the corpses of the dead, who died in their  cars on the roadways at the time of the comet impact; and whom still wander back and forth on the paved roads now in the year 3999) leaving The Eastern Trail as the last usable road along the Atlantic coast.The Pink Silk Tent:

Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn, live in The Pink Silk Tent when they are travelling.

All 3 of them are merchents of a sort. They spend the winter months living at Black Tower, making the items to sell. Then spend the summer months traveling between The GodForsaken City and

Using Dr. Who TARDIS style technology, Quaraun’s Pink Silk Tent is much bigger on the inside. From the outside it reselmes a small puce and fuschisa striped yurt, big enough to seat 3 or 4 peopl. On the inside it is as large as a small 3 bedroom house.The GodForsaken City:

Formerly known as Boston. The GodForsaken City is not actually Boston, but rather a city that was built on top of New Boston; New Boston is the city that was built on top of Old Boston; Old Boston is the city which existed in the 21st century.ZooLock and his Cult of The Sacred Pink JellyFish, seen here walking through the streets of The GodForsaken City.The BioDome:

A huge leaded, stain glass structure that was built by The Diontite Scientists in 2525, after the comet fractured the Moon.

There were once many BioDomes, found in every region of every country, on every continent. Built by an alien race, who arrived on Earth just ahead of the comet, each of these massive stain glass structures contains a city inside of it; the city being a large farming community. Each BioDome was designed to serve as survival bunkers, to keep plants, animals, and people alive during the ice age that would be caused by the comet strike.

Unfortunately, shortly after the comet fractured the moon, strange blue crystals, dubbed The Crystal Plague, started growing every place that comet dust touched the Earth’s surface, and the crystals proved deadly to all who touched them, turning everything they came into contact with to crystal.

While 92% of all life on the planet succumbed to The Crystal Plague, some survived, developing an immunity to it, while others were mutated by it.

The ones who were mutated, became known as Elves, Faeries, or Demons, depending on the type of mutation they were inflicted by.

The infected, developed god-like powers, being dubbed as Mages. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are amoung the Infected.

The dead in these region, rose up as Zombies, Liches, Wraiths, Vampires, and other such creatures.

Now in the year 3999, there are twenty one billion undead roaming the Earth, only seven million survivors, and a fast growing race known as Faeries rising up to take over the planet, welding god like magic powers.

Survivors fled the BioDome regions, and the BioDomes fell into despair eventually become ancient ruins.

The last known, still functioning BioDome sits just off the shores of Noodle Beach, and is owned by Quaraun, who uses Undead Lobsters to run the factory like agriculture operation inside the dome.

This is why while of the planet has no ability to grow fruits, vegetables, or livestock, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn have constant access to vast supplies of fresh produce, allowing BoomFuzzy to have a monopoly on food production and Quaraun to have a monopoly on cloth/fabric/clothing production, while GhoulSpawn has corned the market on sheep and all things that come from sheep, including candles, wool, cheese, and milk.

The BioDome, and it’s allowing them to hold a monopoly over the world’s food and textile industries, is what allowed the three of them to become the three reigning kings of the planet, and Quaraun’s eventually become SunTa The Grand High Emperor, King of The sun.The Bio-DomeThe Glass Forest:

A huge leaded, stain glass structure that was built by The Diontite Scientists in 2525, after the comet fractured the Moon.

Near each Bio-Dome, sits a vast Glass Forest, which defies all logic.

No one cane explain the existance of these alien structures, where trees are made out of leaded stain glass, huge blue crystals grow up out of the ground, and lamp-like trees, towering hundreds of feet over real trees, pulps with alien  lights and glow like lamps.

The Glass Forests power the BioDomes, but know one knows how or why.

The Glass forests are the primary source of light on the planet, ever since the dust of the fractured moon blocked out the rays of sunlight from reaching the surface.

Like the BioDomes, nearly all the Glass Forests fell apart centuries ago and now lay in ruins, except for the last remaining Glass Forest at Noodle Beach, which powers Quaraun’s BioDome.The mysterious stain glass structures of The Glass ForestThe mysterious stain glass structures of The Glass ForestThe mysterious stain glass structures of The Glass ForestThe Boston Dig Site:

21st century Boston, now an archeological dig site, that is several miles deep underneath The GodForsaken City.

It is the primary source of all knowledge the 40th century has into Earth’s 20th/21st centuries.Pepper Valley:

Formerly known as Pepperell Mill Valley, Biddeford, Maine; Pepperell Square, Saco Maine; NorthDam Mill, Biddeford Maine, York Hill, Saco; Riverwalk, Saco, Maine; Mechanics Park, Biddeford, Maine; Rotary Park, Biddeford, Maine; Cliffard Park, Biddeford, Maine; and The MERK, Biddeford, Maine.Crystal Caves Beach Entrance:

Formerly known as The Thunder Hole, Acadia National Park, MaineThe Swamp of Death & Witch Hole Pond:

Formerly known as Park Loop Trail and Eagle Lake & Witch Pond, Acadia National Park, Maine

Home of both Baba Yaga and The RiverBoat ManWoman.TOOBE: (pronounced tube):

A sentient AI, built by the mad scientist Checka.One of TOOBE’s surveillance orbs

TOOBE lives in a TV set in a tavern in The GodForsaken City (formerly known as Boston), but has millions of flying orbs stationed all over the planet.

Most people live in mortal terror of electronics, TVs,  cars, and computers, because the world’s entire electric grid, internet grid, and all the satellites are full controlled by TOOBE.

Checka who lives in White Rock, has millions of TV screens in White Rock, where he monitors everyone on the last three remaining planets of the solar system. Checka, is GhoulSpawn, now thirteen thousand years old, and has realized he has the power of a god, and has taken over full control of EVERYTHING.

ZooLock (millias old), Checka (13k years old), Gremlin (500 years old), GhoulSpawn (65 years old), and Glinta (15 years old), are all the same person, and all exist on the planet at the same time, due to his tampering with time travel and causing a paradox. Each version of himself has to be careful to avoid contact with each other version of himself.

Checka, originally created TOOBE as a means of keeping track of where each version of himself was, so as to not come into contact with other versions of himself.

Thanks to TOOBE, cars drive themselves and are seen as monsters, wielded as weapons by The Diontite Scientists (the group of fellow deranged mad scientists, lead by Checka).

By the 40th century, most Humans have nearly all become paranoid offgrid extremist survival preppers, living near Medieval lifestyles, armed to the teeth with guns, terrified of doomsday comets, and ready to machine gun the shit out of every  car, tv, computer, or hovering silver orb they see.Checka aka 13,000 year old GhoulSpawn, seen here with Toobe. 3d printed figurine by Wendy Christine AllenChecka aka 13,000 year old GhoulSpawn, seen here with Toobe. 3d printed figurine by Wendy Christine AllenMonster Houses:The Twighlight Manor:The Twighlight Manor, by day, looks like a perfectly normal manor house. Quaraun built it after The Battle of Ongadada. It is owned by Quaraun’s grandson Sir Roderic Swanzen. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.The Twighlight Manor by night, turns into a giant crab-like creature, and walks along the coast of Maine devouring tourists on  Old Orchard Beach. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.The White Rock Asylum For The Criminally Insane:The White Rock Asylum For The Criminally Insane. sister house of The Twighlight Manor, it roams Northern Maine terrorizing citizens, the same way The Twighlight Manor does in Southern Maine.  Art by Wendy Christine Allen.Black Tower:Formerly known as The Portland Headlight, Black Tower, aka Space Dock 13, is the unstable feral portal responsible for most of the time travel paradoxes to occur on the planet. It is Quaraun’s house during the winter months when snow is too deep to travel. Like The Twighlight Manor and White Rock, Black Tower transforms into a crab like monster and roams the rocky cliffs of Maine eating beach goers. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.Black Tower, monster form.The Blue Monkey:The Blue Monkey:The Blue Monkey, Quaraun’s haunted RiverBoat. Zombie hordes shambling along the shore. I asked Bing’s Copilot Designer AI to illustrate a picture of The Blue Monkey, and after more than 40 failed attempts (because it kept putting the paddle wheel in weird places like on the roof or on the deck) it finally spit out this which, is surprisingly pretty accurate to how the ship is described in the books. Except — why are there American flags on the boat? WTF? It’s the 40th century on an alien planet… uhm… ain’t gonna find no American flags flying in this SpellJammer, time travelling, space travelling, flying star ship that doubles as a riverboat when not flying through the sky. It’s still not quite right. I’ll keep trying and see if we can get a better result.

Ah, this one is somewhat better, still not right, but if you take the 2 boats in these 2 pictures and merge them together, you’d have The Blue Monkey:I asked Bing’s Copilot Designer AI to illustrate THIS STORY: (Blizzard) and this was what it gave me. It kind of looks like The Blue Monkey, buuuut, AI really does not understand where to put the wheel of a paddle steamer — it goes on the back, because it pushes the boat ahead. Yet, AI keeps putting it on the front in these pictures. Other then the paddlewheel being in the wrong place, this is a really good picture, in terms of it is otherwise quite accurate to what The Blue Monkey looks like. The Blue Monkey is partly modelled after The Mark Twain (a paddlewheel steamer riverboat built in 1955 and owned by Disney- which can carry 400 guests), and partly off The Dimillio’s Floating Resturant-a former car carrier ferry cargo boat which as a restaurant ship can carry 600 guests (in Portland, Maine), both of those 2 boats are in the range of around 200 feet long and 60 feet wide, both with 3 decks, and I told the AI to make it look like a blend of those 2 real world ships, but painted blue, and, it actually combined those 2 real world boats to look like how I envisioned The Blue Monkey, really well.I have discovered that Medium has an annoyingly inefficient search system and unhelpful algorithm method of helping readers find anything over a few days old.Meaning, readers have a really hard time finding ANYTHING over 2 days old from ANY writer!

  • And me, I write evergreen topics and fiction; I do NOT write bloggy news articles that have a 2 day shelf life.
  • The Medium system is fine if you are here to read the latest, trending topic, hot fad blog post on whatever news is going on.
  • But if you are looking to read anything published over 24 hours ago, fat chance finding it…

But then I also discovered that if I put a shit ton load of links at the end of my articles, readers liked the ease of being able to find more of my work to read without having to try to get Medium’s search feature to find them.Sooo.. here’s a shit ton load of links to more of my work on Medium. Enjoy!

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All the stories in this set which feature The Blue Monkey, can be found here:

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All the stories in this set which feature Black Tower, can be found here:

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All the stories in this set which feature Noodle Beach, can be found here:

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All the stories in this set which feature Etiole, can be found here:

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All the stories in this set which feature ZooLock, can be found here:

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All the stories in this set which feature The UnDead Lobsters, can be found here:

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New to the Quaraun series?Start here: (This page includes “introduction info” about the 3 main characters”):

Encountering ghostly apparitions in the swamp 💟🌸🦄 (A Story Poem set in The Swamp of Death)
-The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane💟🌸🦄| The Ultimate Writing Prompt Index: Tens of Thousands of Writing Promptsmedium.com
…and here 2nd: (This page introduces the world history):

🔆 How do people in your world gain the ability to use magic?
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…and here after: (These pages give more world lore):

“Today on Wikipedia” Daily Writing Prompt aka The Wikipedia Rabbit Hole Writing Prompt
 — March 31, 2024 — This unexpectedly became a worldbuilding lore post.medium.com

What is the most valuable resource in your world?
What is the most sought-after resource, mineral, object, or item in your world? And why is it so important?medium.com

Why haven’t the magic users taken over the world?
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On writing a Trans main character and the use of deadnames & old pronouns
TRIGGER WARNING: We are talking about transgender — if you happen to be a transphobic piece of shit, just go away, we…medium.com

King Gwallmaiic aka The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn.-The
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If you’ve never read the novels, those 7 pages are enough character and world lore backstory to give you “base understanding” when reading the Short Stories on Medium.You can find all my Medium Edition Quaraun Drabbles here:

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You can find all my Medium Edition Quaraun Fiction of other word counts here:

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You can find everything related to Quaraun on Medium on this page:

The Pink Necromancer Index
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Over 100 Medium Writers take part in these Drabble and Twitter Fiction Challenges. Here is a List I made of some of my favourites by others, plus a list for longer short stories too:

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Fiction Shorts Style Guide
Formatting Drabblesmedium.com

NOTE: I have chosen NOT to submit my Drabbles to their publication, because I already have a set of Publications I created for my series, and will put them there:

Quaraun Shorts
Index of all my Quaraun Short Stories on Mediummedium.com

Poetry by EelKat Wendy Christine Allen
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More Writing Challenges I am Doing on Medium:

Writing Prompts & Challenges (Mine)
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The Kraken Lore’s Prompts & Challenges, and my responses
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The Ultimate Writing Prompt Index:Tens of Thousands of Writing Prompts
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Writing Prompts & Challenges
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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series

🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸

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🌸🦄🌸 This work of fiction is a part of a long-running series of novels, novellas, short stories, and poetry, that I have been writing & publishing since 1978 (50th anniversary coming in 2028!) spanning over 3k published works. 🌸🦄🌸


The series is a blend of the following genres, themes, and topics:

#OwnVoices - Gypsy Characters Written by Gypsy Author | 40th Century Dystopian Maine | A raw, broken world full of predators, trauma, and psychological warfare. | A trio fractured god-tier war criminals who bicker like divorced mafia families while ruling a dead world with iron magic and necromancy. | Absinthe | Absurdist/Absurdism | Accidental Incantation | Adult tone, gritty, harsh, visceral | Alienated Loners Who Lived on the Edge of Society | Alternate History | Author is not White | Autistic Main Character | Autistic protagonist | Be Careful What You Say | Be Careful What You Wish For | BioDome & Eco-Fiction | BioPunk | Bisexual Relationships | Bizzarro | Black Characters | Blind Characters | Bumbling Wizards | Camping, Glamping & Outdoor Adventure Fiction | Carny Gypsy Caravan & Vardo Life Tales | Ceremonial Magic | Character Studies | Character Study | Character-driven worldbuilding | Characters Are Not White | Comical Overreacting | Cosmic Horror | Counter Culture Lifestyle | Cozy Fantasy | Cozy Romantasy | Cthulhu Mythos | Culinary Fiction | Cursed Magic Items | CyberPunk | Dark Fantasy | Dark Romance | Deal with the Devil | Demonic Contracts | Demons | Dialogue Vignette | DinoPunk | Disguised as Male | Domestic Fiction | Driven to Suicide Themes | Dying Earth | Dystopian | Dystopian 40th Century Maine | Elderly Main Character | Eldritch Horror | Eldritch Horrors | Elf Wizard | ElfPunk | Elves | EMO Goth EdgeLord | Environmental Catastrophe | EOTWAWKI | Evil Elves | Evil Faeries | Evil NonHuman Main Characters Gleefully Killing Humans | Evil Unicorns | Evil Wizards | Existentialism | Exotic Alien Planets | Experimental Abstract Literary Slice of Life | F2M Transgender MC | Faerie King | Faeries | Fairy Devilmother | Fairy Tales ReTold | Family Saga | Fantasy drug use | Fear of the Unknown Dystopian Literature | Fictional Portrayal of Psychopaths | Flying Carpets | Food Truck & Mobile Gastronomy Drama | Forgot About His Powers | Found Family | Frost Punk | FrostPunk | Furries | Furry Fiction | Furry Yaoi | Futuristic False Utopia Dystopic Societies | Gay Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Gay Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Gay Harem Romance | Gay Male Pulp Fiction Dialogue Vignette | Gay Romance | Gay/M-M-M Romance | Genderfluid characters in fiction | Gets Easily Lost | Ghost Stories | Glass Canon Wizards | Gothic Horror | Gothic Literature | Gothic Romance | Green Fairy Wine | Grimmification | Grotesque Domestic Fiction | Grotesque Families & Relationships | Gypsy Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Gypsy Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Gypsy Main Characters | Hand Wave Logic | Haunted Lighthouses | He's a Damsel In Distress | Homeless Main Characters | Hookah Smoking | Horned | Humanoid | Human Experimentation (Mad Scientist Horror) | Hyper violent, hyper dysfunctional power trio | Ice Age Punk | Intersex Main Character | Intersex/Transgender Main Character | Interspecies Romance | Isekai | Jackass Genie | Jerkass | LGBTQAI+ Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | LGBTQAI+ Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | LGBTQAI+ Fiction | Lgbtqai+ Speculative Drama | Lich Lords | Life In Maine | Lighthouse Keeper Tales | Literal Genie | Literary Fiction | Little Bit Beastly | Lovecraftian Cultists | Lover's Triangles | LSD Use | Lythande FanFiction | Macabre | Mage Tower | Magic Items | Magical Homeless Person | Magical Realism | Magically-Binding Contract | Married Gay Couple | Melodrama | MerMen | Mini Story | Minor Injury Overreaction | Mix-and-Match Critters | MM Romance | MMM Romance (yes, M-M-M Romance, 3 Ms, not 2 - Poly Romance) | MMM Romance | MPreg | MPreg Family Life | Nautical Fiction | Necromancers | Neurodivergent main character | New Weird | No Sense of Direction | Occult Horror | Off-Grid Homestead Prepper Survival Fiction | Omegaverse | One of the Primary Characters is the Ghost of a Suicide Victim and talks of his Suicide Often | Opium Use | Our Liches Are Different | Parallel Universe | Paranoid Fiction | Pastoral Fiction | Pastoral Poetry | Poke in the Third Eye | Poly Gay Romance | Poly Romance - Why Choose | Portal Fantasy | Post-apocalyptic Survival Punk | Post-comet Earth | Post-Post-Zombie Apocalypse | Powerful, but Incompetent | Prefers Going Barefoot | Prehensile Hair | Prehensile Tail | Psychological Melodrama | Queer Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Queer Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Queer Fiction | Radical Reformation Fiction | RayPunk/Raygun Gothic | Read the Fine Print | Retro-Futuristic Fantasy | Reverse Harem | Road Trip Fiction | Road Trip Travel Narrative | Satyr | Self-Harm (Cutting, and deliberate drug overdose) | Shifter Romance | Shifters | Slice Of Life | Slipstream | Slipstream Fiction | Soap Opera | Sold His Soul for a Donut | Sometimes there is a fuckingly liberal use of the fucking word Fuck for no fucking reason other than to say fuck as many fucking times as fuckingly possible | Soul Contracts | Space Fantasy | Space Opera | Space Travel | Speculative Science Fiction | SteamPunk | Suicidally depressed characters | Suicide References | Super Villian MC | Superpower Lottery | SuperVillain PoV | Surrealism | Survivalism | Sweet Romance | Sword & Planet | Sword & Sandal | Sword & Sorcery | Techno Mages | Technological Overreach | The Bad Guy Wins | The Drifter | There is a thing in the series called The Alien Bible - it is the Christian Bible rewritten by aliens, some readers found this upsetting as well | There is a zombie apocalypse going on and lots of historical figures make cameo appearances as zombies, including Zombie Jesus - this seems to frequently upset readers so yeah here's a warning for that | Third-person limited | Thruple/Trio Relationships | Time Travel | Too Dumb to Live | Transgender Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Transgender Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Transhumanist Literature | Transman Main Character | Transman MPreg Yaoi | Unmarried Live-In Lovers | UnSeelie Court | Urban Fantasy | Vignette | Villain Main Characters | Voodoo Fiction | Walking the Earth | Wandering Wizard | Wasteful Wishing | Wasteland Survival | Weird Fiction | Weird West | Whatevermancy Magic Systems | While there are no sex scenes, characters often talk of their sex lives in dialogue conversations and are known to use crude words when doing so | Why Choose - Poly Romance | World’s Strongest Man | Yaoi | Zombie Apocalypse |

| And probably more.

I don't exactly stick to one genre and I'm constantly experimenting with new genres and new writing styles. If you don't know the meanings of any of those genres, Google can help you, I should probably make a page defining each, I might do that in the future. 🦄🌸 - -not all genres appear in every story. 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆.

🌸🦄🌸LITERARY FICTION WARNING: This entire series is Character Driven Slice of Life Vignette Literary Fiction, regardless of what genre each individual story within it may be; meaning there's a lot of dialogue, a lot of talking, a lot of thinking, a lot of monologue, a lot of characters having existential crisis, and a lot of emotional introspective, but not much action or plot going on in this heavily character driven series, that focuses largely on three non-Human bumbling wizard super villains and their often ridiculous attempts to take over Humanity.

Each story is a narrow focused look at a single event (often a single day or usually just a single sliver of a single hour) in Quaraun's life.

This content warning has been added because for some reason, more than 1,000 readers have contacted me to suggest I add it because they said they would have bought nothing in the series had they known ahead of time this was LITERARY Fantasy and not generic Fantasy.

*shrug*

I don't see the need for this content warning, but, whatever. Here it is.

Character driven fiction is highly uncommon in the fiction world, readers who are used to reading fast paced, plot driven stories WILL find their panties in a twist, if they never encountered slow moving, plotless fiction before.

This is Character driven Slice of Life fiction and does not follow the Western publishing norms of either plots or 3 act structures (beginning/middle/end).

I use the Japanese 4 act structure (aka kishōtenketsu - Introduction/Development/Twist/Conclusion), which does not start at the beginning and is left open ended without clear resolutions.

It's kind of a sometimes Cozy, sometimes semi-Erotic, sometimes borderline spatter punk gorn, usually deranged bickering lover's spat Fae-punk horror series about Quaraun, a fragile, volatile autistic necromancer, and his hypersexual undead pastry chef lover surviving a frozen post-apocalypse. An autistic necromancer battles inner chaos, eldritch threats, and love in this tender, darkly whimsical cozy fantasy on an ice age planet. A genderfluid Moon Elf necromancer and his undead Fae lover navigate grief, magic, and quiet apocalypse in a queer gothic fantasy world ruled by Fae. It's weird. Venomous jellyfish hair. Gingerbread swords. Sweet cuddles jutixpointed against fire, blood, magic, and venom. Undead lobsters. Undead moose. Psychotic evil Elves. Welcome to the gentle madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. A soft-spoken necromancer drifts through frozen forests, haunted kitchens, and forgotten spells in a quiet saga of grief, love, and magic. After the fall of the Human world, a fragile Elven mage clings to love and ritual in a world of snow, silence, undead moose, and pink silk curses. Fae-punk, cozy horror, autistic protagonist, queer necromancer, UnSeelie Court—Quaraun's magical survival story unfolds in icy solitude. Fucked-up sensuality with claws, in a world where roses bite and dust bunnies kill, Quaraun—the broken Elfin necromancer—shelters with his ghostly Fae lover and sentient kitchen. But raw, damaged, obsessed, unstable beings in a hostile world where civilization has been erased, not rebuilding. BoomFuzzy who kills over a miscooked mushroom and Quaraun who rants for 2 pages about the word 'insane' and why he isn't. All are domestic, darkly romantic, usually set in the lighthouse or food truck, from Quaraun’s POV. Quaraun is neurotic, obsessive, and overwhelmed. BoomFuzzy is lewd, sharp, dangerously charming 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆ . 🌸🦄🌸

This page, including all art, photos, and text was written & created by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave,  Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All Rights Reserved.

|©2025 Wendy Christine Allen | All Rights Reserved|



  • For those unaware, the Quaraun series started out as fanfiction of several things before going on to be it's own thing (most fanfiction things were removed by 1987, and all fanfiction elements removed completely by 2012; from 1996 to 2012 the series was published daily on FanFiction.net, from 2004 to 2010 on MySpace {back when MySpace was a blogging platform}, and from 2005 to 2013 Squidoo). 
  • Over the decades it has featured fanfiction from many things, including: It was a combination fanfiction of 
  1. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  2. Faeries
  3. Rainbow Brite
  4. The Herself the Elf
  5. Rose-Petal Place
  6. Dragonriders of Pern,
  7. She-Ra: Princess of Power
  8. The Love Bug
  9. The Cat From Outer Space
  10. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
  11. Jem and The Holograms
  12. ElfQuest
  13. Splash
  14. The Dark Crystal
  15. Labyrinth
  16. The Smurfs
  17. The Fall of the House of Usher
  18. Dr. Phibes Rises Again!
  19. House on Haunted Hill
  20. Beneath The Planet Of The Apes
  21. AD&D/Spelljammer
  22. Mad Max
  23. Inuyasha
  24. and Don't Starve.
  • Primary among them was the character Lythande by Marion Zimmer Bradley, whom Quaraun’s character is based upon.
  • Before there was Quaraun, there was Lythande by Marion Zimmer Bradly… the FIRST intersex, transgender homeless Gypsy mage, part of The Mists of Avalon series, which spans dozens of books throughout the 1970s & 1980s, all featuring an intersex, female to male mage main character .
  • Lythande started out as a series of short stories in magazines in the 1970s, and was later complied into a collection in the 1980s. After Bradley’s death, several unpublished Lythande stories were found and her granddaughter published “The Complete Lythande” which includes everything she wrote, including the previously unpublished stories, which remain unedited and unfinished.
  • After publishing the first Lythande story, Bradley issued a letter to her fans, that Lythande was without copyright and “open world” and invited fans to write more stories for the series. I was one of the fans who answered this.
  • When the Bradley lawsuits and court cases rocked the literary world a few years later, I unpublished everything featuring Lythande and the world, and changed all characters and world to OC ones, republishing them, in what is now The Quaraun series.
  • For those unfamiliar with Lythande it was the first mass market produced book to feature a transgender main character.
  • Lythande at the time of it’s publication was one of the most controversial, most hated, most boycotted, and most banned book of the era — due to it being the first TRADITIONALY PUBLISHED by one of the “Big Four” publishing houses, to feature a TRANSGENDER main character.
  • Lythande is a lesbian female, who lives in a part Medival, part ancient Persia, part modern space traveling CyberTech world dominated by woman hating men -who are mass murdering females at alarming levels in an attempt to rid the world of the evil that is women. Lesbian women are the primary target in this nightmarish dystopian world where the LGBTQAI+ community is being massacred in a dictator decreed genocide. In order to help her fellow lesbians gain their rights and freedoms, Lythande goes undercover as a man to infiltrate The Blue Star Warriors, a group of male mages who control the world’s magic. She becomes the most powerful mage of all time across all dimensions, but when the leader of The Blue Star Warriors discovers she is a woman, he curses her. The curse forces her to live the rest of her life as a man, including, she is no longer able to have sex as a woman, literally turning into a male with a penis whenever she tries to have sex with her female lover; additional she is cursed with immortally and lives for thousands of years, falling in love with hundreds of women, and never able to be with any of them as a woman… 
  • unfortunately… like Firefly, the series remains unfinished, because the author died before she finished writing it, so, we never find out how the series would have ended.
  • My Quaraun books, take that exact same premise and run with it on a full blow ‘What if?”
  • — I do highly recommend you read Lythande, if you want to gain a full ‘lore background” on the lore behind my Quaraun series :

The Complete Lythande (Amazon Affiliate Link)
It’s a long wait until the Last Battle of Law and Chaos, when the forces of Good and Evil will clash for the final…amzn.to

  • I add the Lythande note to this story today, because this is an MPreg story which leans in heavy on the Lythande lore.




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What Is This Site?

I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life. 

Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).

NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.

ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.

In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters.  I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.

Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.

I DO NOT write Erotica.

I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.

The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

The FBI believes the people behind the impersonation accounts showing up, are relatives of the woman who murdered my son.

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.

And I'm sick of real estate agents who are too incompetent to research land ownership before they show up to stick a for sale sign in my yard.

The fact of the matter is, my son was murdered in 2013, and the friends and family of the murderer think it is funny to keep ILLEGALLY listing my land for sale, because apparently their child murdering bitch friend didn't hurt me enough by crippling me with a golf club, ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and beating his brains out on the ground with a golf club.

Also, her friends and family like to gaslight me by doxing me on ufo and alien abduction forums, while pretending to be me, and trying to make it look like I believe in ufos or aliens, even though I think people who believe in ufos are raving lunatics and people who claim to be alien abductees are crazy. 

Worse, they've also taken to harassing my WW2 vet homeless friend, by calling HIM an alien, demon, or cryptid and sending alien crazy ufo nutjobs at try to "catch him".

So, yeah, my son was murdered and the murder's friends and family endlessly harass me, my friends, and my family both online and offline, and I'm not happy with it at all.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter.

The FBI is looking for information into:

  1. identifying my son's murderer, 
  2. identifying the scammers who listed my land for sale, 
  3. identifying the impersonators who pretend to be me both online and offline, 
  4. the harassers who are harassing the homeless man and sending the UFO nuts to harass him... 
  • If ANYONE tells you 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine is for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322
  • If ANYONE tells you I believe in aliens, demons, or UFOS, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322
  • If ANYONE tells you my homeless friend is an alien, a demon, a cryptid, or named Etiole for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322


I'm going to repeat it because I'm tired of people showing up and making offers:

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.

Where you someone who donated money to the Saco Ward Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints between 2013 and 2019, thinking you were donating to a "house fund" to help rebuild my house? If so, you were scammed, and the FBI is trying to help you get your money back...

Another aspect of the FBI investigation, for which the FBI is seeking information, is the apparent "fundraiser scam" being done by someone very local, at multiple churches in the Saco/Arundel/Biddeford area. I found out about it when a woman, claiming to be from The Saco Ward Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints, marched up to me one day and said:

--"My name is Ester Rhodes, what ever became of the ten thousand dollars I gave you? You never rebuilt your house. Where did my money go?"

I had never seen the woman before, nor had I ever heard her name before and no one has ever given me any money at all, not even pennies, let alone a massive amount like $10k, so I was left baffled and confused by this woman. an elderly woman, maybe around 80 years old.

I had no knowledge of any such fundraiser - I am STILL homeless, now in 2025, as a result of the 2013 backhoe driving over my house, and had anyone given me money to rebuild I certainly would have as I am in desperate need of a house, as being homeless has contributed to my progressively worsening health. But I had never known of this fundraiser, I never authorized or created any fundraisers, and no one has ever given me any money. So had this Easter Rhodes woman not contacted me, I never would have known there was a fundraiser or that people had tried to help me.

Because... NO ONE has EVER helped me AT ALL, and so I'm shocked to learn that, wow, there actually where some people out there who tried to help and I never knew about it because instead of helping me directly they decided to indirectly help through some fundraiser I never heard of that turned out to be a scam that stole their money and never helped me at all.

I asked her what she was talking about and she explained that a "young man in his 30s" had approached her one Sunday during church services at The Saco ward Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints, and told her he was part of the fundraiser to rebuild my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, after the crazy lunatic with a backhoe drove over it August 8, 2013.

She further went on to say she gave the man $10k because he told her I was a member of the Saco ward church. Thing is, I am NOT a member of that church and have never attended that church. I am a member of the CAPE ELIZABETH Ward of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, a church with a similar name but it a 2 hour drive away from the church she was talking about and claimed she attended.

I have no clue who this Easter rhodes woman is or if her story is true. The FBI is seeking information about Esther Rhodes woman, the fundraiser her Saco ward Church claimed it was doing in my name, or any one who might have been doing the fundraiser.

If you or anyone you know gave money to this fundraiser, you are asked to contact the FBI and tell them how you were contacted, who contacted you, how much money you gave them, and also, to contact a lawyer to try to help you trace the scammer who stole your money and get your money back.

As of yet, the FBI has found multiple people claiming to have given money TO THE BISHOPIRIC of the Saco Ward Church for said fund raiser, over a period between 2013 and 2019. It is believed that a former Bishop and two of his counselors are behind the scam, and used the money to build an $eight million dollar mansion in Old Orchard Beach, now known to belong to one of the three suspects, even though none of the three of them has an income of more then twenty thousand dollars a year. The FBI recently confiscated the mansion which is now for sale and the money from the sale is to be returned to the people who donated it to the scam fundraiser, providing the people can prove they were the ones who donated the money.

If you were part of the fundraiser, that in 2013-ish was claiming to be raising money for me, please contact the FBI agent in charge of my son's murder investigation, and give him the details.

I know nothing about it, so it is useless for you to contact me (a few people have done so already and, I was clueless as to what they were even talking about - they contacted me asking how they could get their "cut of the money from the $8million house sale" and that was the first I heard of it. The FBI never said anything to me about it, so I don't know where the people contacting me are getting the info that the FBI confiscated the $8million mansion and is given the money back to people... like I said, I had no knowledge of any such fundraiser at all, and I don't know what this $8million house is people are asking about either, so you really need to contact the FBI about it not me, as I'm not involved in any such fundraiser or at all.

It is important to note here that it is NOT the FBI who has informed me about this fundraiser or the $8million mansion, but rather it is a plethora of locals around Biddeford, Saco, Old Orchard Beach, and Arundel coming up to me and asking me how are they supposed to get their money back from the sale of some $8million mansion, and I have no information on this at all because i don't even know what the $8million house is that they are even talking about.

The FBI is looking into Esther Rhodes and her claims of having given me $10k via a fundraiser, and the FBI confirmed a former Bishop was connected and being looked into... and that is the only part the FBI told me of. The rest of the fundraiser stuff about the confiscated $8million mansion is stuff coming from people claiming they saw "news reports" about it and are coming to me trying to get their "cut"... and is some sort of wild rumour that is recently circulating, which I don't know the source of.... and also shows me that people want to help if they think they can get money out of it, but also shows me that they don't give a fucking rats ass about finding my son's murderer.




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The Park Bench Method of Writing

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The Park Bench Method of Writing

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Why I am not proud of Disability Pride Month.
In fact, I think it’s deplorable and downright offensive.



I Think UFO and Alien Believers Are Weird Here's Why...




Does every writer have to deal with this shit?



Testing Out AI aka Conversations with ChatGPT-5:



My thoughts on the Rapture 2025 Rumours, that are on both Etiole's birthday and my 50 year anniversary: September 23rd:





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