Books in Vacationland 2017

Living in Kentucky as a wife, Mommy, retired Navy Chief and former political writer, I left the political world for the things that dreams are made of: books! I began my journey by reading whatever I could get my hands on, then became a beta reader and also edited books on the side for wonderfully talented authors. I wouldn't be writing today if not for the encouragement and support of my fellow authors who took me under their wing.

Delphine Rising is my first series with Winds of Change and Raging Inferno being the first to release.

Betty Bolte:

I've always loved writing and reading, and am thrilled to be able to spend my time doing both.

Favorite Books: Morning Glory by LaVyrle Spencer; The Williamsburg Stories by Elswyth Thane; Garden Spells by Sarah Addison Allen; The Tradd Street Trilogy by Karen White; and many, many more!

Personal Interests: Writing, reading, hiking, traveling, history, needlework, dogs, cats, horses, music

Cecile Teller:

Cecile Tellier holds Masters degrees in Special Education as well as Criminal Justice: Law. She lives in upstate NY with her husband and two children and got her start in writing as early as high school having been published in poetry anthologies and freelance erotica. Cecile is the author of the Magus of Miami series as well as the Binding series.

Danielle James:

I am a smart-mouthed Kentucky gal who loves to read and write. Currently, I have more than twenty books available ranging from steamy paranormal romance to thrillers and everything in between! I enjoy mingling so look for me at your nearest Book Con!

E.J. Fechenda:

E.J. Fechenda has lived in Philadelphia, Phoenix and now calls Portland, Maine home where she is a wife, stepmom, and pet parent all while working full time.

She has a degree in Journalism from Temple University and her short stories have been published in Suspense Magazine, the 2010 and 2011 Aspiring Writers Anthologies, and in the Indies Unlimited 2012 Flash Fiction Anthology. E.J. is the author of The New Mafia Trilogy and co-founder of the fiction reading series, “Lit: Readings & Libations”, which is held semi-quarterly in Portland.

Erin Hayes:

Sci-fi junkie, video game nerd, and wannabe manga artist Erin Hayes writes a lot of things. Sometimes she writes books.

She works as an advertising copywriter by day, and she's an award-winning New York Times Bestselling Author by night. She has lived in New Zealand, Hawaii, Texas, Alabama, and now San Francisco with her husband, cat, and a growing collection of geek paraphernalia.

Freya Barker:

Freya Barker loves writing about ordinary people with extraordinary stories.

Driven to make her books about 'real' people; with characters who are perhaps less than perfect, but just as deserving of romance, thrills and chills, and some hot, sizzling sex in their lives.

A recipient of the RomCon “Reader’s Choice” Award for best first book, “Slim To None”, and Finalist for the Kindle Book Award with “From Dust”, Freya has not slowed down.

She continues to add to her rapidly growing collection of published novels as she spins story after story with an endless supply of bruised and dented characters, vying for attention!

JD Nelson:

JD Nelson is a Bestselling Author of Fantasy Romance and Adult Paranormal Romance. A transplant from Mobile, Alabama, she gave up Mardi Gras and frequent hurricanes to move to the earthquake capital of the United States, the San Francisco Bay Area. JD loves to hear from her readers. You can contact her through her website, AuthorJDNelson.com, or on Facebook, where she spends an alarming amount of time chatting to her many author and reader friends, much to the dismay of her continually neglected manuscripts.

Jennifer Field:

Jennifer’s debut full length novel Twice Lost – Book 1 in the Harbinger Series was released in September 2014 under the Forever Red Publishing label. She is currently working on four Novella length books within the Harbinger Series to be released in-between her full length novels just to keep the steaminess going.

She currently lives in Western Massachusetts and has a love for adventure that makes her who she truly is. As an avid mountain climber & hiker it is not unusual for her to be hanging off of a 5.9 in the Adirondacks or the Shawangunk Mountain ranges. During the off season of climbing, also known as winter, she attends the New England Center for Circus Arts where she studied static trapeze (think Cirque rather than Circus).

She an only child so has her mother to thank for her over active imagination and knack for storytelling. Over the years she’s written several short stories of the “naughty” nature. But had never envisioned herself as a writer. Just someone who enjoyed telling a steamy story from time to time.

Katana Collins:

When Katana Collins was younger and stole her mother’s Harlequins to read beneath the covers with a flashlight, she wanted to read about the tough as nails heroine. The perfectly imperfect girl with quirks and attitude and sass. And the anti-heroes who were anything but “Prince Charming.” Forget the knight on a white horse… she wanted the bad boy on a motorcycle.

So, now, she writes those romance novels she craved to see on the shelves all those years ago—the sassy heroines. The badass heroes. She penned her first romance novel back in 2012 and now, a few years later, she is an international author with 15 published books, in a wide range of contemporary romance genres (Paranormal, New Adult, Small town, Erotic Suspense… you name it!).

She lives in Portland, Maine, with an ever-growing brood of rescue animals: a kind of mean cat, a very mellow chihuahua, and a very not mellow lab puppy... oh yeah, there's a husband somewhere in that mix, too. She can usually be found hunched over her laptop in a cafe, guzzling gallons of coffee, and wearing fabulous (albeit sometimes impractical) shoes.

Melanie Moreland:

New York Times/USA Today bestselling author Melanie Moreland, lives a happy and content life in a quiet area of Ontario with her beloved husband of twenty-seven-plus years and their rescue cat, Amber. Nothing means more to her than her friends and family, and she cherishes every moment spent with them.

While seriously addicted to coffee, and highly challenged with all things computer-related and technical, she relishes baking, cooking, and trying new recipes for people to sample. She loves to throw dinner parties, and also enjoys travelling, here and abroad, but finds coming home is always the best part of any trip.

Melanie loves stories, especially paired with a good wine, and enjoys skydiving (free falling over a fleck of dust) extreme snowboarding (falling down stairs) and piloting her own helicopter (tripping over her own feet.) She's learned happily ever-afters, even bumpy ones, are all in how you tell the story.

Mary Moriarty:

I live on the coast of Maine with my sons and many pets, drinking way too much tea...

P. Marie:

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I am a small town girl from outside of Boston where I live with my loud Italian family and fur babies Tekk (Yes named after Jason V) and Tessie (Drop Kick Murphy's) my springer spaniels. I am happily married for 34 years to my High School sweetheart, and we have two beautiful and successful children. I am a corporate girl by day and Author by night. I also run and manage New England Naughty and Nice Book Blog promoting and helping out other wonderful Authors!. Welcome to Beantown is my debut novel that I co-author with Elle Vanzandt. This is a great story of friendship and family love and loss. You will find yourself thinking back to the first time you formed that real friendship with your close friends and how they helped you through the ups and downs that life throws at you. Please note that 10% of my proceeds from the sale of this story will be going to a Dana Farber Cancer Institute to help the wonderful warriors who are fighting their battles with cancer.

Renee Dyer:

From a young age Renee Dyer had a love of writing, starting with a doodle pad at age four that soon turned into journals and later computer documents. Poetry became short stories and short stories became a novel.

Although she's surrounded by males all day having three sons, a husband and a hyperactive chocolate lab, she still finds time to be all woman when she escapes into the fantasy of reading and writing romance. That is, until she needs male perspective and garners eye rolling from her husband. She's a true New Englander.

You'll find her screaming profanity at her TV while the Pats play and cuddling under blankets during the cold seasons (which is most of them) reading a good book. To her snow is not a reason to shut things down, only a reason to slow down and admire the beauty. Ask her questions and she'll answer them. She's an open book, pun fully intended.

Teresa Michaels:

Wife and mother. Romance writer. Avid reader. Pizza and chocolate lover.

Author of the new romantic-suspense novel CURVEBALL.

Tim Farren:

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Tim was born and raised in rural Maine. From a young age he had a desire to explore the world around him and beyond. The woods and waters of Maine were accessible to him and he took full advantage of that accessibility.

Beyond Maine was not so accessible until his later years. He joined the military and was fortunate enough to end up as a flight crew member in the Air Force. The places in the world that the military exposed him to only fueled his desire to experience other cultures and places. After spending nearly a month in Africa in 1995 he formed a safari company with a partner from Zimbabwe. Farren Safaris has allowed Tim the opportunity to travel extensively to remote areas of Africa and continually quench his thirst for adventure and meeting new friends.

Angela Goldsberry:

Angela Goldsberry (b. 1965) was born in Peru, Indiana, but grew up in Philadelphia. She began writing poetry after a writing assignment for school sparked a hidden talent, resulting in four volumes over a number of years. In addition to poetry, she began to include romance novellas to her repertoire. Writing was put on hold while she established a career in medical editing and brought up two lively and wonderfully unique children. Thirty years later, after having a dream in which her grandmother told her to finish a novel conceived decades ago, Angela resumed writing. She has just released her first novel, a smoldering, sexy paranormal romance, the first in a continuing series. She also continues to write short stories for erotic romance anthologies whenever new ideas rear their naughty little heads. She lives in Philadelphia with her husband Tom, and their children, Donna and Trey.

Ava Vixion:

Once an avid traveler Ava Vixion now calls the Hidden Valley of New Hampshire home with her family and crazy cat and silly mutt.

Carian Cole:

I have a passion for the bad boys, those covered in tattoos, sexy smirks, ripped jeans, fast cars, motorcycles and of course, the sweet girls that try to tame them and win their hearts.

My first novel in the best-selling Ashes & Embers series, Storm, published in September of 2014. I have many books and sequels slated for this series. My new spin-off series, Devils Wolves, launched in 2016 with the best-selling novel, Torn. There are several books planned for this series as well.

Born and raised a Jersey girl, I now reside in beautiful New Hampshire with my husband and our multitude of furry pets and spend most of my time writing, reading, and vacuuming.

I love to hear from readers, feel free to contact me on Facebook or check out my web site at www.cariancole.com.

Danielle Bannister:

Danielle Bannister lives with her two children in Midcoast Maine along with her precious coffee pot and peppermint mocha creamer. She holds a BA in Theatre from the University of Southern Maine and her Master’s degree in Literary Education from the University of Orono. Her writing includes: a collection of short stories called Short Shorts, The Twin Flames Trilogy: Pulled, Pulled Back, and Pulled Back Again, The ABC’s of Dee, Enigma, and Doppelganger. In addition, her work can also be found in the following anthologies: 2012 Goose River Anthology, 2012 Writeous Anthology, 2013 Maine Writes: Maine National Writing Project Anthology; and, 2013 The Stroke of Midnight: A Supernatural New Year’s Anthology.

Deborah J Hughes:

Since living several of her childhood years in a haunted house, Deborah has been interested in the paranormal. After all, she wanted to understand just what the heck went on there! Her imagination didn't always make things better but it sure made life interesting! Eventually Deborah started writing stories and since it became something of an obsession with her, she believes it's her life calling.

It seemed a perfect pairing to write about what interests her and so her paranormal mysteries have resulted. She draws from her experiences, her vivid imagination and even from channeling (since she doesn't plan her stories but lets them develop as they will, surprising even her when things are revealed!).

Although twenty years of her life was devoted to her country by means of her service in the United States Air Force, Deborah now spends all of her time writing, traveling (when she can!) and enjoying her extensive family.

She hopes her readers enjoy her stories as much as she enjoys writing them, and along with that, she LOVES hearing from them!

H.K. Szczesiak:

H.K. Szczesiak, author of contemporary romance, lives in Delaware with her husband and two children and their dog, Wrigley.

She is an avid reader who loves romance novels the most. She also works full time in an office setting, as well as owns and runs her own photography company, Captures From the Heart Photography. To say she is busy is an understatement. Her love of writing has always been present from the time she was a child and now shows self-published books, Enticing Sky & Explicitly Wyatt. Her third self-published book Enchanting Belle will be out early 2017.

She has also contributed in a writing collaboration called I Have A Name Project.

Jen Luerssen:

Jen Luerssen grew up in New Jersey and then lived for 20 years in the San Francisco Bay area. She has held various jobs in her adult life. Some examples are nanny, waitress, receptionist, dispatcher, caterer and finally teacher. She spent the past 8 years teaching 4th and 5th graders, until last year when she felt the call to write. It’s been plaguing her thoughts and dreams for years, and those thoughts finally fought their way out.

Jen loves to read, obsessively. She has an unhealthy attachment to her e-reader and is rarely seen without it. She’ll read anything, but especially loves a good smutty or a post-apocalyptic young adult book.

After “retiring” from teaching, Jen sat down and wrote a book and it was the most fun she’s ever had working. She is self-published even though she’s not sure how it works and hopes that people like her stories.

Jen is back in her native New Jersey and lives with her husband and daughter, enjoying suburban life.

K. Larsen:

Available through all major book retailers, all of her books can be purchased in paperback or for any e-reader.

Lucy Gage:

Lucy Gage started her writing career under another name, but the same vivid imagination and love of books still fuels her daily life. When she's not writing, you can find her spending time with her family in her home state of Maine, experiencing a life that helps shape her writing.

Maria Elena Alonso Sierra:

Maria Elena Alonso-Sierra is a romantic suspense author with a unique point of view. Her adventure novels take place in locales across Europe and the United States, reflecting her international upbringing and extensive time as a global traveler. In her duology, The Coin and The Book of Hours, her characters, Gabriela and Richard, walk the same paths as their creator, though her life was never in so much danger.

Her short story collection, The Fish Tank: And Other Short Stories, is an imaginative ride through various genres. One section in particular, “Soul Songs”, delves into the gut-wrenching experience of exile with Ms. Alonso-Sierra’s fictionalized Cuban Diaspora stories, based on her own experience of exile.

The author’s short story, “Retribution Served”, is featured in the anthology Book Dreams: Volume 1, and has been well received by readers.

Ms. Alonso-Sierra’s writing career began circa age thirteen with a very juvenile science fiction short story, but the writing bug hit, and she has been writing, in one capacity or another, ever since. She has worked as a professional dancer, singer, journalist, and literature teacher in both the university and middle school levels (and not necessarily in that order) and holds a Masters in English literature. She loves to hear from readers and, when not writing, roams around to discover new places to set her novels.

She is currently working on her fourth book, a Detective Nick Larson novel, and lives in North Carolina with her husband and her dog, Amber.

Michelle Windsor:

I am a full-time working mom of two teenage boys, one grown daughter, and wife to one seriously amazing husband.

We live in a suburb about 25 miles north of Boston, Massachusetts with our two dogs, two cats and two birds.

I often joke that all I need now is an Ark....

I have loved reading since I was a little girl, and fell in love with writing as a teenager.

Hoping to share some of my wicked imagination with you, I decided to throw my hat in the ring and self-publish.

It’s a scary thing and I truly hope you are able to escape reality for just a little bit with my stories.

Rebecca Rynecki:

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A New Englander through and through, minus being born in Virginia of course, I currently live in the northwest corner of Connecticut. I graduated from Hollins University with a degree in History, my focus specifically on Ancient European. I worked as a librarian in Virginia and Connecticut for too many years to count, and now find my days spent trying to get some rest and drink all the coffee while I chase after my young son and toddler daughter.

I love to dance, to sing really badly to 90s grunge music, and bake. Like actually bake. Like cookies and bars, and cupcakes. I like to imagine that I can draw, and my finished stick figures are totally awesome.

I'm also always in search of more sleep...

Shari J. Ryan:

Shari J. Ryan is an International Bestselling Author of heartbreakers and mind-benders. Shari was once told she tends to exaggerate often and sometimes talks too much, which would make a great foundation for fictional books. Four years later, Shari has written eleven novels that often leave readers either in tears from laughing, or crying.

With her loud Boston girl attitude, Shari isn't shy about her love for writing or the publishing industry. Along with writing several International bestsellers, Shari has split her time between writing and her longstanding passion for graphic design. In 2014, she started an indie-publishing resource company, MadHat Books, to help fellow authors with their book cover designs, as well as assistance in the self-publishing process.

While Shari may not find many hours to sleep, she still manages to make time for her family. She is a devoted wife to a great guy, and a mother to two little boys who remind her daily why she was put on this earth.

Victoria Saccenti:

A native of Cuba, Victoria grew up in the nucleus of the prestigious Alonso family, founders of the National Cuban Ballet. The artistic environment fostered her writing spirit and an insatiable curiosity to explore the world and meet different cultures. She writes romance and generational sagas with complex emotional content, as the human condition in all its forms is her favorite theme.

She is the author of Destiny’s Plan, Destiny’s Choice, and Destiny’s Way, and a contributor to The Ultimate Guide to Dorothy Dunnett’s THE GAME OF KINGS, by Laura Caine Ramsey. Central Florida is home, but if she could convince her husband, she would pack her computer and move to Scotland, a land she adores.

Violet Vaughn:

Violet Vaughn is a USA Today Bestselling author and writes romance on an island in Maine. She also writes paranormal romance as V. Vaughn.

V. Vaughn:

This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

V. Vaughn is also known as Violet Vaughn and is a USA Today Bestselling author. Violet lives on an island in Maine and spends almost every day walking through the woods. She may have seen a bear once or twice....

While there are around 20k pages on this website, most of them are blocked from search engines, with only around 800 of them available for appearing in Google/Bing/etc search results. The remainder can only be accessed via the various links found throughout this site. This was done deliberately on my part, and I did it because the bulk of the pages on this website are chapters from 138 novels and 423 novellas, so only the first page of each novel and novella indexed by search engines, and the remainder are linked in order, one page at a time, via clicking "next page" at the end of each. So if you are looking for a specific page from a specific novel, Google can't help you.

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i just found out there is yet another bizarre rumour going around. where are these wild rumours coming from? who is starting them? and why?
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since I've been flooded with hundreds of messages the past two weeks asking if I still own "the world's most haunted car", yes, and here it is, filmed today May 18, 2026… but my son Xavier is dead, i am crippled and given that people are AGAIN showing up calling my Dodge "haunted", calling my friend "an alien", calling me "transgender", and spreading wild defamation slander connecting me to Stephen King, I think I need to start taking down the contact information of every blogger, podcaster, youtuber, and social media account spreading these rumors, and sue every single one of them for CAUSING my car to be cut in half May 10, 2010, for CAUSING the backhoe that drove over my house August 8, 2013, for CAUSING my son's murder November 14, 2013, for CAUSING me to be crippled and in a wheelchair November 14, 2013, and for CONTINUING to CAUSE harassers to show up in person to harass me near daily, STILL now in 2026. EVERYONE telling you my car is haunted, telling you my friend is an alien, calling my car "the goldeneagle", calling my friend "Etiole", or trying to connect me or my car to Stephen King, is lying to you. They crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, and a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet identified the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club and the FBI believes that it is friends and family of the woman who did it, are the ones who started and spread the rumors saying my car is haunted, saying I'm an alien abductee, saying all kinds of similar bs about aliens, ufos, ghosts, witchcraft, demons, and Stephen King connections, even though I don't believe in ghosts, aliens, ufos, demons, and had never heard of Stephen King before 30k of his fans showed up in my yard trying to find my car! FBI believes the backhoe driver and the murderer are the same person and it is a developer who wanted my land and so started the Stephen King, ghost, and alien rumors all in an attempt to drive me off my land, and when it didn't work they drove a backhoe over my house, and when that didn't work they crippled me and killed my son. Why are they doing this? How do I get them to stop?
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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....

... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.

While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.

My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since.

The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground

On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.

She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.

The attack also triggered labour.

My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.

Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.

The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.

The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.

Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.

Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.

Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.

Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.

The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.

Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.

Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.

Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.

In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.

Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.

But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.

I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.

Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.

Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.

I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.

My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.

Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.

More information about the backhoe attack, my son's murder, my becoming crippled, my becoming homeless, and the FBI investigation around all of it, can be found here.

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How did the FBI get involved?

Never Forget my son was murdered

Do you know who this woman is? And no 146 Portland Ave is not for sale.

Who is Tod Murphy and why does this woman arrive to yell the name Tod Murphey at me on the anniversary of my son's murder every year since 2021?

Receiving death threats over a septic tank and a little brown log cabin, but I own neither a septic tank nor a little brown log cabin... what even are these thugs talking about?

For the people who had been asking where to find them, the Print Paperback editions of the writing prompts found on my website are available HERE.

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Wendy C Allen: Old Orchard Beach & Biddeford Maine Dark Fantasy Author
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Official Home Page Of Wendy C Allen: Old Orchard Beach & Biddeford, Maine's Autistic Artist, Doll Designer, Art Car Builder, and Dark Fantasy MPreg Author
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Who is Tod Murphy? (updated for Christmas Eve attack 2025)
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Phookas
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Everything you could ever want to know about phookas
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But is it Omega Verse?
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The Egg Question: A Pink Necromancer Short Story
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After a long day of killing Humans, The UnSeelie Court's pregnant mage contemplates why having sex with the Dragon King does not result in laying Dragon Eggs.
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Fish, Eels, Storyland, Autism, Becoming a Published Author, Art Cars
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The Cat at the Sea Cave
Jul 29, 26 10:02 AM
A Pink Necromancer story poem
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My Elves Are JellyFish
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Is Quaraun gay? | Quaraun FAQs
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The Three-Seventeen Pee Expedition
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The Three-Seventeen Pee Expedition: A Pink Necromancer Short Story
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Why I Write (Some Thoughts on Living With Autism)
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How Much Money Do Self-Published Authors Make
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146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine, FBI Murder Investigation
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The Quaraun Series Prologue
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The Quaraun Series Prologue
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An Introduction to The Pink Necromancer Series
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An Introduction to The Pink Necromancer Series: The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane
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No, Disabled People Do Not Exist To Inspire You
May 14, 26 11:01 PM
Yes, it is offensive to write disabled characters to act as inspiration to others. or how to write disabled characters accurately
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Murder Investigation Updates, Old Orchard Beach, Maine
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Murder Investigation Updates, Old Orchard Beach, Maine
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The FBI murder investigation 144 & 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach
May 06, 26 07:05 PM
The FBI murder investigation of 144 & 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine - Everything we are allowed to publically release
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Thoughts on Reborn Therapy Dolls After My Son's Murder
Apr 15, 26 06:29 AM
My 8 month old son was murdered; Thoughts on Reborn Therapy Dolls After My Son's Murder
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Addressing victim blaming in murder investigations
Mar 13, 26 09:40 PM
Addressing victim blaming in murder investigations
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The Tussah Day Serenade
Feb 16, 26 07:44 AM
The Tussah Day Serenade, a fiction short story poem - LGBTQAI+ FICTION | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane | TransMan MC |
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Ghosts Beneath the Pink Silk Tent
Feb 11, 26 05:11 AM
Ghosts Beneath the Pink Silk Tent
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An Existential Crisis
Feb 11, 26 05:09 AM
An Existential Crisis 🌸{A Pink Necromancer Triple Drabble} 🦄🌸
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The Moon Goddess Laughs From The Rooftops
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The Moon Goddess Laughs From The Rooftops
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10 Years of Injustice: Tackling Radical Church Extremism
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10 Years of Injustice: Tackling Radical Church Extremism
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How Did The FBI Get Involved?
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How Did The FBI Get Involved?
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Don't Be A Stalker
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Don't be a stalker
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That Afternoon When Quaraun Got Stuck In a Crab Trap
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Springtime by the River
Feb 10, 26 01:37 AM
Springtime by the River
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Gloom Blob of Doom: The Dreadful Dripping of the Doom Blob of Gloom
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Gloom Blob of Doom: The Dreadful Dripping of the Doom Blob of Gloom, a fiction short
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BoomFuzzy's Chowder Dilemma
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Never Forget
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Writing Blind Characters
Feb 09, 26 04:29 PM
I am legally blind and I write a legally blind character, this is how I do it...
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All the writing prompts found here on my website, are also available in printed paperback editions, on Amazon.

There are no ebook editions as they are already available digitally here on my website.

January February 2026 Updates

If you are one of (as of December 2025, the now more than ten thousand) daily visitors, who arrive here daily in search of SEO advice, I made this page for you:

My response to the alarming spike in traffic to my "SEO" pages. aka I am getting Weird Spike In Google Traffic For SEO & Content Writing & Marketing keywords and search terms even though this is a Yaoi and Gay Romance website that has absolutely nothing to do with SEO or Content Writing or Content Marketing What the fuck?

Receiving death threats over a septic tank and a little brown log cabin, but I own neither a septic tank nor a little brown log cabin... what even are these thugs talking about?

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Crazy Woman Just Attacked - No Clue Why or Who She Is

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Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author, Artist, Illustrator, & Art Car Designer

Counting Down to the 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)

Yes, I am aware there are a lot of spelling errors on this site.

No, I likely will not be fixing most of them.

I have been quadriplegia/paralyzed arms and legs since November 14, 2013; As of 2026, I have regained use of two fully functional fingers on my right hand, and only stiff limited movement of all remained eight fingers. This causes most of the typos and spelling errors as my near-dead pinky and ring fingers tend to drag over the other letters on the keyboard. Attempts to correct errors, often causes more errors for the same reason.

Much of my writing is also speech to text, but I have "profound low functioning, non-verbal kanner's syndrome aka autism aka the rainman type" (that is what the medical diagnosis called it), I have the medically diagnosed retarded type of autism, that medical doctors mean when they say "real and actual autism", I do not have the cool trend self diagnoses tiktok type of "autism". What this means is, in spite of five decades of trying, I have very limited vocal speaking abilities and a lower then average vocabulary, that leaves my speaking ability around the level of a 4 or 5 year old child; I do not know math or money or clocks and.

I also, was raised by a Shetland Scottish Grandmother (Helen Ricker Allen) until her death when I was 8 years old, and she did not speak American, she spoke Shetland/Scottish, Shetlandic, which is a Nordic language, different from Scotts Language, not related to Gaelic which is what many Scottish speak, and while classified as a type of Scottish English is is considered "Olde medieval Norse" dialect of Scottish English and spoken by fewer then two thousand people as of 2026. It is the language of Scottish Travelling Gypsies, which is what we racial are.

I was 31 years old first time I ever heard American English, and only started to learn American English at 42 years old. Right now in 2026 at 51 years old, I am able to speak American English on around the level of an 8 year old child, and greatly do not understand over 90% of American words, American slang, and American media references.

What this means is, OFTEN words you think are spellt wrong (like color vs colour, or traveling vs travelling, are in fact NOT spelt wrong, because I use Scottish spellings) and often when I hear an American word, I spell it phonetically because I do not know the correct American spelling. Likewise we Scottish do not have words like my or your, and so say me and you, in places where Americans would say my and your.

I also use Scottish word meanings, not American word meanings, for example Unicorn means a blood thirsty flesheating shapeshifting sea creature that comes on land and pretends to be a wounded horse to lure in humans to eat, it can only be captured by a virgin. But when I say Unicorn, a word I frequently use, because I write Unicorn folkloric short stories... I find that most Americans connect Unicorns to children's cartoons, gay pride, or swinging sex lives... I struggle to understand who in their right mind thought the most bloodthirsty monster of Scotland folklore was good fodder for children's cartoons or "sex positive" mascots, me thinks Americans need to brush up on the lore of Unicorns using their horns as sword to stabbed people's eyes out, while gallopping through swamps with rows of bloody Human heads hanging from their backs via braids made of Human entrails... really, why did Americans thinks a monster like a Unicorn was fit for children's cartoons or sex positivity? Americans is weird.

All this to say... speech to text software, struggles badly with my thick Shetland accent, my slurred Autism speech impediment, and causes additional misspellings and typos because it can not figure out what words I am trying to say.

And while I could take the time time to run all of it through a spell checker, that does require better hand mobility then I have, to copy the text from one program to the next and manually click each word, with finger mobility that I simply do not have, but also, most of my time is spent in trying to relearn to walk, and if you are local, you've probably seen this as I'm a stubborn bitch who refused to accept the doctor disnosis that I will never walk again, so, I walk around the block every day pushing my wheelchair, refusing to sit in my wheelchair, and...

...it's taking me 13 years to do it, but, I'm not actually able to stand up and make it all the way around the block now, and my focus on trying to relearn to walk is far more important to me, then catering to your pampered arse by fixing spelling errors, when there are far bigger problems to worry about in life, the spelling errors made by a quadriplegic who is typing this with her only two functioning fingers.

Also, in recent years, I've watched the internet devolve into a mindless clusterfuck of ChatGPT written everything. Everyone sounds the same online these days, because no writes their own work anymore. Every website out there has become a carbon copy of each other, because they are all be written by ChatGPT now.

I think ChatGPT makes a funny thing to chat with in your spare time, so you can laugh at the hilarity of how inaccurate it's responses are... but I am horrified that people are using AI for serious writing, writing they publish and try to pass off as their own.

We live in a society where people people are forgetting how write. Heck I can read and write cursive, calligraphy, italic, short hand, and editor's marks, also edit my books by hand diagraming every sentence, and that... start walking around your neighbourhood and ask anyone under 30 if they sentence diagraming IS, let alone how to do it. So yes, I CAN spell check, and no I don't, for anything but my novels and short story collections, I spell check when it matters... and this is a website, not a printed book... but also, I am just getting so damn fucking fed up with endless AI writing online, so, no, I'm not going to fix errors and typos on my website, and you can bitch about that all you want (yes, I do get your messages, I just don't answer anyone in private) but, honey, maybe instead of bitching over my spelling errors, be thankful is still at least one website on the internet that still being written by a Human now in 2026 when ChatGPT writes over 70% of all posts online.

Looking for my annual NaNoWriMo Prompts and Dares?

I've been publishing these every year since 2004!

Here's,for my 26th year, a shit ton load of daily writing prompts and writing dares to use for National Novel Writing Month, 2025 edition!

The Quaraun Series Prologue

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: Paperpacks & Hardcover Editions on Amazon:

Not sure what the series is about?

Check out

and

Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post

and

Worldbuilding MoonQuakes and Disabled Characters for Fantasy Writers

and

How well do I know Quaraun? - Let's find out!

to find out more about the plot and lore of the series.

Not sure which story to start with? These here are good places to start, to get a good introduction to the three main characters:

Absinthe Slushies: An Ode to Frozen Green Fairy Wine

Bone Dice

BoomFuzzy's Chowder Dilemma

The Cellar's Forgotten Treasure

Chaos in The Lighthouse - Shattered Panes, Shattered Minds

The Cliff-Side Temple

Control or Protection?

A Dark and Stormy Night

Drying Herbs

Excited For The New Baby

Five Ways To Save Money in Las Vegas

The Golden Dragon Keys

Herons in the Dunes

If your ass ain’t freezing or your brains ain’t scrambled, you’re ain’t really trying

Kiss Me Fuckin' Arse - Just Another Day in the Ice-Laced Ruins of The GodForsaken City

Lens and Light Maintenance

Macaroni and Cheese: A Creamy Pasta Dish Drenched in Melted Cheese, Often Topped with Breadcrumbs- It's Never That Easy

A Map Worth More Than Gold

The Morning After a Night of Teaching Wizards To Gather Magic With Cards

Necromancer of the Parched Sands in the Desert of Diona

Necromancy-A Day in the Life of a Bumbling Necromancer-Again

Nightmare Nook

Paddlewheel Maintenance

The Phooka's Dragon School

The Red Hakama

Springtime by the River

Spirit-Walk Slippers

Sticky Rice, Bare Fingers, and Slippery Chopsticks

The Sweet and Sour of Lemons

The Terror Bird

3 Perspectives on an Apple

The Valuable Mystery of the Talking Saloon Door and How We Nearly Got Shot Over Stale Tacos

Vendetta over Vittles

A Very Important Clump of Grass

Wagers and Wiles in the Godforsaken City

The Washer Woman & The Fae

Weather Forecasting Stones

You Never Know What Info You Might Pick Up in the Afterlife aka Quaraun's Near Death Experience (A NDE Fiction)

Or if after reading those, you still are looking for more free to read stories, there are over three thousand of them on this site, too many to list here, but here a few dozen to get you started...

...you can just jump in and try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books:

Abyssal

Addlepated: Stupid and Confused

All the roads are gone

Alone

Ancient Coin Hoard Unearthed

Angry Ocean Waves at Sunset

The Arrival

The Art of Destroying a Human Village for Fun and Profit

At the High Priest's Altar

Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp

The Bandits and the Pink Necromancer

The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death

The Beacon Room at the Top of the Black Tower Lighthouse

The Beauty of a Silk Moth Hatching

The Beginning of the End

Bellicose: Warlike! Aggressive! Hostile!

Beneath a crimson sky, the silk weaver wove pink silk.

Beneath Malevolent Stars

The Black Sock, Again

Blizzard

The Boat Fiasco

The Book Burning Maggots, a You Can't Spell Hatred Without Red Hats

BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House from Hell

The Brownies & The Witch, or Why Faeries Don’t Wear Socks

The Bumbling Pursuit of The Pink Necromancer

Candied Nightmares

The Candle Con in Ember Hollow

The Candy Corn Unicorn

Captured By The Lich Lord

The Cast Iron Frying Pan

Cattail Pollen Spaghetti with Wild "Oregano"

A Chilly Light Drizzle Becomes Snowfall on the Shore

Chocolate Bliss

Chocolate in the Neon Shadows

Christmas in 40th Century Dystopia

Christmas With The Krampus Family

The City of Death

Clam Digging in the Rain

The Clock Ticks Away

Clotheslines, Games, and the Village

Code Ghosts

Comet Fall Snow Day Blitz

Conundrum in the Bazaar

Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries

Crabapples in the Rain

Cranberry Muffins

The Crooked Dice

The Crows Are Restless

Crullers and Curses at Midnight

The Curse of the Liquid Gold

The Cursed Mirror

Dangerous Tides {A Pink Necromancer Drabble Dozen, featuring Etiole}

Dark Damp Basement

A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest

Deadly Shores of Noodle Beach

The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness

The Demonic Music Box

Desolate Nostalgia on a Frozen Shoreline

The Diamond Forest in the Bio Dome

The Disbelief of Humans

Discovering A Floating Castle

Dismal Day at the Street Market

The Doors' Dark Secret - A Wedding In A Zombie Apocalypse

Dreams of Purple Pearls

The Drunk Moon Elf

Echoes of the Glass Forest

Echoes of the Unseen

An Eclipse in the Faerie Glen

An Eclipse Looms Tonight

An Eerie Discovery

Eerie Symbols in the Snow

The Egg That Was Not an Egg

The Elf With Crippled Hands

Ember

Enable

The Enchanted Map

Encountering ghostly apparitions in the swamp

Evil Eggplants Stalking Outside

Evil McEvil of The Twirly Moustache

Existential Crisis Perspectives - 3 Perspectives on an Existential Crisis

Exploring the Swamp's Forgotten River

A Fall in the River

A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond

15 Drabbles About Being Transgender

The First Flicker of Dawn

Fishing in the Rain

Five Ways To Save Money in Las Vegas

Fizzy and Frigid

A Flapdoodle Wizard’s Duel

Fleeced for Fizz

Fog & Peach Melba Toast After Last Night's Rain

Footprints In The Sand

Forest Kings and Their Antler Crowns

The Fragrant Smoke of Flavoured Herbs

Freshly Baked Sugar Cookies

The Frilly Nest of Panic

A Garden of Pink Chrysanthemums

Get your hands off my dress!

GhoulSpawn & The Cultists

GhoulSpawn Said The Moon Don’t Laugh

GhoulSpawn's Toasted Marshmallow Magic

A Glass of Fresh Milk

Gloom Blob of Doom: The Dreadful Dripping of the Doom Blob of Gloom

Glumpish, Grumpy, Sullen, Gloomy

Golden Field, Pink Glories

The Golden Mask

The Graveyard That Ate the Living

The Great UnSeelie Court Swindlers

He Always Comes Back

Heirloom Tomatoes

Help! He's trying to feed me!

The Herd Approaches

The Howl on Silent Moor

How to Create a Literary Empire with Just Your Bum Poems

How To Kill a Lich

How to Hijack a Human Supply Train Without Getting Shot

How to Overthrow an Entire Settlement Without So Much as Lifting a Finger

I Need To Feel Safe

Ignoramus — An Utterly Ignorant Crowd of Humans

IkuTursu's Cursed Depths of the Swamp Where Pine Boughs Whisper

Incandescent Shadows Over Driftwood Bay

The Infected Survivor

Inner Fortitude

Insidious Love

Invigorating Cool Air

Iron Hooves and Burning Roads, Krampus on Wheels

The Ivory Tower of Greed

The Jar of Pickled Toes

Jibber Jabber Ramblings by the Fire

The Jolly Red Lich King

Journey Through the Zombie-Infested Swamp on the Blue Monkey

Judgement An Ode To The Lunatics Preaching The Rapture of September'25

Kelim and The Necromancer: Finding Finderu

Kelim Meets Quaraun The Insane

Lanterns Over the Faerie Glen

Leaving Your Bed Messy Isn't Exactly the Apocalypse

The Leprechaun of The Deep North

A Lich's Lament For a Mortal Lover Growing Old

A Lich's Reflections On Escaping The Swamp of Death

The Lich's True Form Revealed

The Lighthouse’s Glass-Eyed Horror

The Lighthouse Keeper

The Lighthouse That Leapt, Space Dock 13's First Jump Through Space

The Long Road

The Loot Tree

Lord of the Hive

Lost In The Forest of No Return-Trying To Find Directions

The Lost Library and The Snowglobe

The Lotus' Silent Prayer on the Sandy Shoreline

Lover's Triangle

Make tea and go for a rainy forest walk

Maple Cotton Candy Served as a Topping on Vanilla Ice Cream

A Market Day Disaster

Market Day Weekend - Three Days In The Life of The Pink Necromancer

Marsh Serenity Reflection

Mayonnaise

Meeting Mallac

Melt, Ya Safe With Me

The MerMan's Wrath

Milkweed Meadow

Mint, Madness, and Motor Parts

The Mischief of the Purple Unicorn

Misplaced Utensils and the Cascade of Confusion

Monsters & Mayhem: How Black Tower Became Pink (8+ Parts)

The Moon and The Drowned

The Moon Goddess Laughs From The Rooftops

The Moon That Hungers

The Moon and The Mirror

Morning Sickness at The Shattered Stein (TW: MPreg Yaoi)

A Mysterious Door

No Goldfish, Today?

No Place for Birth

The Noodle of Power

Not Little Red Riding Hood

Obsessive Love-Dangerous Love

An Ode to My Shattered Sanity

Ominous

One River In Three Perspectives

Open Grave

An Ordinary Day

A Path of Twisted Trees

A Peaceful Night on the Tundra

The Peaceful Shores of Noodle Beach

Phantom Tides

Pickling Perfection

Pickles, Panic, & Permafrost

The Picnic

Pink Marabou Trimmed Rainbow Leg Warmers, a Purple Feathered Black Leather Codpiece, and an Emerald Green Overly Fluffy Scarf

The Pink Necromancer's Deceitful Carpet Weave

Pink Sheep, Cheesy Burritos, and The Grim Reality of Zombies

Pliable Clay on the Potter's Wheel

Pocket Lich Unleashed: Quaraun Murders Finderu

Preparations for the Street Market of the GodForsaken City

Psychotic Dead Things

Quaraun's Beauty Makeovers

Quaraun's Candle Business

Quaraun's Irritable Day

Quaraun and The Wandering Turtle City

Quarreling Over the Last Slice of Pizza

A Quiet Day on The Blue Monkey

The Quiet Evening in the Pink Silk Tent

A Quiet Evening In The Rain

A Quiet Night on The River

A Quiet Place To Sweep

A Quiet, Relaxing Foot Rub

The Rain-Drenched Alley

Raining Cats & Dogs

Readers vs Readers, What Really Makes a Reader, a Reader?

Remove!

The Return of ZooLock

The River Boat Man-Woman

The Sacred Pink Secret (TW: Mpreg Yaoi)

Safety and Emergency System Activated. Please Being Calm

Santa's Floating Dead Body

Santa's Letter To Satan

The Screaming Contest

The Seagull

Sea Slugs and Clam Chowder Bread Bowls

Secret Meeting Hidden Behind Closed Doors

Shadows on the Clam Flats

Shipyard at Dusk

The Silence of the Unseen

Silks in the Snow

The Singing Crabgrass Crabs — A Green Fairy Wine Tale

A Sinister-Looking Stone Well

Six Days Earlier

The Snake's Prophecy of Doom Upon The Fractured Moon

A Solitary Black Sock

Spinning Dreams in Silk

The Soul Eater

Spacious Space

Spooky Scary Skeletons - A Graveyard Waltz

Stillness in the Garden's Chaos

Stone Cakes for the Road

Survival Preppers Of The Zombie Apocalypse

The Swamp of Death

The Tavern in the Faraway Town

The Temple City of The Green Goddess, Where Every Street Has a Name

The Terrifying Cliffs of Noodle Beach, featuring Etiole

That Afternoon When Quaraun Got Stuck In a Crab Trap

That Big Bad Darkness in His Heart

A Threatening Letter

Too Busy Cooking Lemon Tarts

Toobe's Well-Prompted Apocalypse (A ChatBot Plans Global Domination)

The Trade Caravan

A Tumble In The River

The Vacuous Tavern Fool

Waiter, There's A Head In My Soup

Wandering Merchant: The Trader’s Cryptic Goods (Part 2 of ShipYard At Dusk)

What I Wish I Knew Before Not Becoming an Astrophysicist

When a Government Tries to Cover Its Crimes

Why the Sea is Salt

A Winter Wizard

Wishing For Lobster Rolls-Never Make Wishes In The Presence of Wizards

WORMS!

Wrath of the Sacred Pink JellyFish

Yelling at the Snowstorm

You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman

You trust that nonsense over a map?

Zombies Are Not the Worst Thing Here {TW: Love fucking wins}

Zwodder: A Drowsy Stupid State of Mind

Hmmm... soooo... I was making the above list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the footer of my site, here as you can see, which loads on every page, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on every single page! Whoops! LOL!

So, now I'm putting list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here on this page instead and just link that page to the footer instead. But also I'll just leave some of the links in the footer, as you can see above.

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This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

The Space Dock 13 WebRing

Yes, this website (founded in 1996) is old enough to have WebRings on it, and they are still in use.

Don't know what a WebRing is?

They were how we webmasters used to get traffic to our websites before the invention of search engines (aka before Jeeves, DogPile, Yahoo. Google, Bing, or the rest existed). In their simplest form a WebRing is an html code that rotates link displays. In their more advanced form they are java scripts that give random results. Each ring had three active links titled "Previous", "Random", and "Next", clicking any of the 3 links would take you to the next website in the ring.

Web Rings are the REASON the internet was called "the world wide web". To use them, each webmaster submitted their site to the ring, a single code held 100 websites, and codes could be stacked to hold 100 code sets (or 10,000 links to 10,000 websites), each web master in the list, would then place the code in the footer of their website.

This created the SPIDER WEB that was the literal WEB OF LINKS that gave the internet it's name "World Wide Web" and is WHY websites are CALLED "web sites". And technically, your site is not a WEB site unless it is connected to a WEBRing, likewise you technically are not a WEBMaster if you do not build WEBrings links for you WEBsite to connect to the WEB.

Unfortunately, most knowledge of WebRings, and whi sites were called WEBsites and sites on the WEB were called the World Wide Web, vanished from the internet in 2014 when the official WebRing.org company who managed 90%+ of the internet's WebRings went out of business after the infamous Google Panda 2013 bot attack that delisted ALL websites from the Google Index if they contained a WebRing of links to other websites in it's footer.

And while most sites abandoned the use of WebRing Codes on their sites, Space Dock 13 did not. The Space Dock 13 WebRing remains active, now 28 years after it's creation. Over the decades however, one by one all the other websites in the ring have gone off line, and as they did, I replaced the url with a link to a page of my own website (as this is a java code - it updated on every website without the others needing to change anything). Today in 2026, eelkat.com is the last remaining website in the ring, and now all 10k links go only to pages on eelkat.com, no longer sending you to other websites.