EelKat Wendy C Allen - zdark Fantasy Author


2018 April/May/June Update:

As you know, most of the year I publish 2 to 3 articles a day.

However, every year during convention season, I take a break from that to go full swing CosPlay.

From early April 2018 to late June 2018, article posting schedule will be sporadic, while CosPlay Season and Convention events are going full swing.

During this time period, you can expect most, possible all new articles to be focused on costume making, CosPlay, and the characters I'm CosPlaying.

UPDATE: It's now divided into 7 pages. The primary page "Meet Avallach" is now over 20,000 words long. At this rate, it'll cross 60,000 long before the costume is finished, and that's not including the other 5 pages. The primary page has now crossed 60,000 89,000 words and counting, the whole set of Avallac'h pages are now more than 200,000 words long, and more then 500 pictures of Avallac'h and his friends have now been uploaded on these pages, plus there are now 400+ hour-long videos f the costume making process as we record live, every second of this insanely elaborate, over the top CosPlay project.

As of May 19, just 29 days to PortCon we are embroidering his blue coat in a countdown against the clock to finish in time for the event, while we pray that The Dazzling Razzberry will be re-weilded back together and drivable in time for PortCon, after it's recent vandalism by Old Orchard Beach's ever growing Ku Klux Klan problem.

There will still be daily updates, but the BULK of the daily updates will be limited to the pages linked here:

  1. The Avallac'h CosPlay: Who is Avallac'h?
  2. Obsession: Meet Avallac'h
  3. [NSFW] Avallac'h & His Nude Women | Witcher 3 Game Screenshots
  4. Historical Accuracy vs Avallac'h (to go live later this summer)
  5. The Avallac'h CosPlay Costume Making Vlogs (will go live AFTER finishing the costume)
  6. How To Make The Avallac'h CosPlay (will go live AFTER PortCon)
  7. How Much Did It Cost? ($800+ will run to around $3,000) Budgeting The Avallac'h CosPlay (eing written as the costume is being made, will go live after completion of the costume)
  8. Why do children CosPlay rapists & rape victims? & WHY Avallac'h is a M18+ character. 
  9. PortConMaine 2018
  10. On Being a Handicapped CosPlayer: A Look At Events of PortConMaine 2017 That Resulted In 3 Disabled CosPlayers Getting hurt at The Convention and How These Things Could Have Been Avoided


After PortCon Update:

PortCon 2018 is over... but the making of the Avallac'h CosPlay is not. It is not possible to make a costume as detailed as I'm making in fewer then 400 hours, and only 129 hours went into the simplified first run version you saw at PortCon'18. The complete version will not be seen until PortCon'19

If you want to see this costume in person and watch it's progression onward as I continue to expand it... I'll be wearing it at the monthly Maine Association of CosPlay Enthusiasts (M.A.C.E.) events, throughout 2018 and 2019, you are welcome to join us. The list of current events can be found here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/293470827423558/events/ This list is updated monthly, so be sure to check back often to find all the dates, locations, and details of events.


Women Don't Date Jerks or Stalkers, So Stop Being One
or
Getting Past The First Date: What Girls Wish Guys Knew About Dating...How To Impress a Girl and Avoid Making Common First Date Mistakes




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In the past year, I've encountered what has to be the most outlandish attempt by a man to get me to date him. I started writing this book after a complete stranger plops himself down at my table and starts telling the waiter that we are together and on a date, while I was eating at a restaurant, with my partner of 28 years! He then hounds me for hours while I'm shopping at WalMart, telling me all the reasons why I should leave my partner for him. Next he shows up at my mom's house with a boo-hoo story of how I stood him up (wait, what? stood him up? How can I stand him up when I don't even know his name?)


Women Don't Date Jerks or Stalkers, So Stop Being One:

or

Getting Past The First Date: What Girls Wish Guys Knew About Dating...How To Impress a Girl and Avoid Making Common First Date Mistakes

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Then because he couldn't find my unlisted phone number he traced my dad's and called him every 15 minutes - from 9PM to 2AM every night, for 2 weeks to say: "I'm not a stalker is Wendy there, she knows me from grade school, I used to help her out when other kids bullied her. I just read her book and want to ask her out."... Uhm, yeah, I was homeschooled. I never went to public school. And who starts a conversation by saying: "I'm not a stalker"? For months, whenever I go to work or shopping, I come out to find notes taped to my car: "Hi, Honey, I need you to sew my coat." "Don't forget to darn my socks". He later shows up at another restaurant and has a public meltdown screaming fit accusing me of breaking up with him (and I still don't even know who he is.) He later shows up in my driveway saying he's got plan to build "our" house on my land!

Meanwhile a second man is daily walking up to me and saying "I love your Dolly Parton boobs, can't I touch them? I needs to gives them squeezies and huggies, ya needs some lovies." and before I can say no, he's groping me and saying I ought to date him, then pulls an 8" switchblade on me and threatens to slit my throat.  I run away from him and run all the way to the nearest police station. When the police find him, he tells them he just wanted a date. THAT Sugar Pie, is NOT how you get a date. 

Well, it occurred to me that there are men out there, or at least around here, desperately seeking a first date and they also seem to be very confused as to what is and is not a date, as well as how one should act in order to not come off as a creepy, scary stalker. So I decided to write up my list of things I wish guys knew about dating and first dates and ended up with this rather long rant on how much I hate the rude lewd, crude things men have done to me.

Do be warned, this isn't an advice guide, this is a hell fire, bitch feast of a rant on all the things I HATE about the men who've hounded me looking for a date and absolutely refuse to take no for an answer and why you should not do these things they did on your first date. Hide your balls boys, I'm not nice or loving in this book, because frankly, I've had it with the crude way the men around my area treat women and this woman has decided she's gonna speak out. These men wanted to know why I won't date them, and now I'm telling you what they did and EXACTLY why I refuse to date men like this, so that you don't make the same mistakes with other women, that these men made with me.

Hopefully you will read what these men did to me and learn a lesson from it and not be a total jackass when asking for a first date, the way these men were.

In short: EVERYTHING these men did to me - DON'T do them to YOUR date!





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