November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

NEVER FORGET:

My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!


FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!



 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 







Women Don't Date Jerks or Stalkers, So Stop Being One
or
Getting Past The First Date: What Girls Wish Guys Knew About Dating...How To Impress a Girl and Avoid Making Common First Date Mistakes



By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Author of Cozy & Gothic Fantasy, Sweet/Fluffy M/M Furry Romance, Cosmic Horror, Space Opera, & Literary SoL genres. I write Elves, Fae, Unicorns, & Demons.


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In the past year, I've encountered what has to be the most outlandish attempt by a man to get me to date him. I started writing this book after a complete stranger plops himself down at my table and starts telling the waiter that we are together and on a date, while I was eating at a restaurant, with my partner of 28 years! He then hounds me for hours while I'm shopping at WalMart, telling me all the reasons why I should leave my partner for him. Next he shows up at my mom's house with a boo-hoo story of how I stood him up (wait, what? stood him up? How can I stand him up when I don't even know his name?)


Women Don't Date Jerks or Stalkers, So Stop Being One:

or

Getting Past The First Date: What Girls Wish Guys Knew About Dating...How To Impress a Girl and Avoid Making Common First Date Mistakes

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Then because he couldn't find my unlisted phone number he traced my dad's and called him every 15 minutes - from 9PM to 2AM every night, for 2 weeks to say: "I'm not a stalker is Wendy there, she knows me from grade school, I used to help her out when other kids bullied her. I just read her book and want to ask her out."... Uhm, yeah, I was homeschooled. I never went to public school. And who starts a conversation by saying: "I'm not a stalker"? For months, whenever I go to work or shopping, I come out to find notes taped to my car: "Hi, Honey, I need you to sew my coat." "Don't forget to darn my socks". He later shows up at another restaurant and has a public meltdown screaming fit accusing me of breaking up with him (and I still don't even know who he is.) He later shows up in my driveway saying he's got plan to build "our" house on my land!

Meanwhile a second man is daily walking up to me and saying "I love your Dolly Parton boobs, can't I touch them? I needs to gives them squeezies and huggies, ya needs some lovies." and before I can say no, he's groping me and saying I ought to date him, then pulls an 8" switchblade on me and threatens to slit my throat.  I run away from him and run all the way to the nearest police station. When the police find him, he tells them he just wanted a date. THAT Sugar Pie, is NOT how you get a date. 

Well, it occurred to me that there are men out there, or at least around here, desperately seeking a first date and they also seem to be very confused as to what is and is not a date, as well as how one should act in order to not come off as a creepy, scary stalker. So I decided to write up my list of things I wish guys knew about dating and first dates and ended up with this rather long rant on how much I hate the rude lewd, crude things men have done to me.

Do be warned, this isn't an advice guide, this is a hell fire, bitch feast of a rant on all the things I HATE about the men who've hounded me looking for a date and absolutely refuse to take no for an answer and why you should not do these things they did on your first date. Hide your balls boys, I'm not nice or loving in this book, because frankly, I've had it with the crude way the men around my area treat women and this woman has decided she's gonna speak out. These men wanted to know why I won't date them, and now I'm telling you what they did and EXACTLY why I refuse to date men like this, so that you don't make the same mistakes with other women, that these men made with me.

Hopefully you will read what these men did to me and learn a lesson from it and not be a total jackass when asking for a first date, the way these men were.

In short: EVERYTHING these men did to me - DON'T do them to YOUR date!







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By EelKat Wendy C Allen




Eye of the GrigoriIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.
tent2.JPGIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.
eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.
home again the return of the goldeneagle dodge 330If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.
volvo-art-car-eelkat-Dazzling-Razzbury-3-artist-wendy-c-allen-painting3.pngIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death. If you haven't got a child to lose, it will be a brother or sister or parents or spouse or whomever you love the most, and that you should know it was this curse which you brought upon yourself that killed them, they will die on exactly the 7 year anniversary of the very first time, you mocked the death of my child.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.

~EelKat


If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322