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The Script Frenzy Plot Machine Outputs. Hilarity ensues . . .

As has been requested (endlessly) EK's Star Log is returning to the internet. You can still read the original archive here... https://eelkat.wordpress.com 

The reason you couldn't find it is because I set it to private un-index mode, meaning it no longer shows up in Google search results and can only be accessed by a direct link.

Meaning, if you didn't have the url for it, no amount of searching for it would tell you how to find it. Anyone who had the url could still access it though.

I had set it to private September 23, 2013, intending to move each page here to EelKat.com... however, November 14, 2013, after only moving about 30 pages, I was beaten up and left paralyzed for 5 months, then spent 18 months relearning to walk. I am still crippled and have limited mobility.

Below is one of the blog posts that originally appeared on EK's Star Log. The original articles are still online but no longer indexed in Google. Links to the original article, are included with this post, as is the original posting date. Clicking the links will take you to the original site, where you can see the old Space Dock 13 website still online. Space Dock 13 as it looked when hosted on WordPress from 2003 to 2013.




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The Script Frenzy Plot Machine Outputs. Hilarity ensues . . .

The Script Frenzy Plot Machine Outputs. Hilarity ensues . . .

Posted on Thursday, December 10, 2009 | Comments Off

I love playing with the Plot Machine. =P It’s so addicting. Some of the things it gives you are out right pee-your-pants funny. Here’s the ones it spit out at me tonight:

  • In a world ruled by chickens, a group of Star Wars collectors, discovers the meaning of life.
  • Awakened from a 1000-year sleep, a marooned alien, must sew up the hole in the ozone layer.

  • In a land of radioactive unicorns, a hyperactive poodle, finds the Planet of the Apes.

  • While falling from a covered bridge, King Tut’s breakdancing mummy, shuts down power to Walt Disney World.

  • En route to a llama resort, a ticklish polar bear, discovers the meaning of life.

  • After saying ‘I don’t’ at the altar, a flock of radioactive parrots, must kill the president to save the country.

  • After being bitten by rabid penguins, a biker with a flat tire, teams up with David Bowie to save the world.

  • After a disastrous safari, an amorous garden gnome, opens a real estate agency on the moon.

  • After a tragic cooking accident, Zorro, joins a traveling band.

  • In a world where sleep must be paid for, a stoned principal, must cross a ravine on a tightrope.

  • During a summer lightning storm, a bored serial killer, finds a lucky penny.

  • After seven failed marriages, a talking blanket, starts to fight back.

  • At a sci-fi convention, a screaming busker, travels back in time to kill Hitler.

  • While lost in the middle of nowhere, a poor lonely french fry, ingests a pheromone that attracts weasels.

  • While jogging naked, a mongoose and a white bear, invents the new Jazzercize.

  • After a sex change, a near-sighted chemist, represents Earth in a Galaxy Hotties Contest.

  • At a sci-fi convention, a group of aging superheroes, goes back to the beginning.

  • After waking from a 100-year nap, Captain Crunch’s evil grandmother, travels back in time to kill Hitler.

  • After a nightmare, a hyper first-grade teacher, joins a group of undercover magicians.

  • After crash-landing in the desert, a nuclear physicist with a broken heart, invents the cure for a broken heart.
  • Aided by a lucha libre champion, a sweaty giant, represents Earth in the Galaxy Hotties contest.

  • In an attempt to evade taxes, Zorro, rushes an elite Southern sorority.

  • While dreaming about a dream, a nuclear physicist with a broken heart, discovers the meaning of life.

  • In a world where cats are currency, a German teenager, can be seen only by toddlers.

  • Tired of endorsing golf products, King Tut’s breakdancing mummy, washes up on the shores of Zombie Island.

  • Tired of a monotonous day job, a talking blanket, discovers the Meaning of Life.

  • While lost in the middle of nowhere, a talking lobster, finds a wish-granting mold.

  • While lost in the middle of nowhere, a plain human being, finds the missing link.

  • In a world ruled by evil flying elves, a dysfunctional self-help club, must kill the president to save the country.

  • Unable to find true love, a life-long bachelor, enters a love triangle with Siamese twins.

  • After a sex change, Richard Simmons, begins to build a bridge over the rainbow.

  • After getting voted off American Idol, a left-handed guitar player, is mistaken for Elton John and goes with it.

  • Aided by a Swedish go-go dancer, an assassin who kills with CDs, travels back in time to kill Hitler.

  • After waiting in line for a wii, a man wearing nothing but sneakers, gets trapped in an elevator with Dr. Phil.

  • Dressed like Liberace, a goat with a parka on, joins Bill Clinton’s reggae band.

  • In the middle of the Autobahn, a talking lobster, discovers the meaning of life.

  • In a remote jungle in Brazil, a hairstylist with a missing finger, invents a toaster that changes the world.

  • After shrinking to 1/4 of normal size, the smallest Ewok, must smuggle druids across the border

  • Lost in the Africa wing of the Science Museum, a nuclear physicist with a broken heart, tracks down a renegade leprechaun.

  • In a world where cats are currency, two blind mice, get revenge on a third grade teacher.
  • While camping on the roof of the Sears Tower, a Red Hat Society infiltrator, releases Keith Richards into the water supply.

  • En route to a llama resort, a teen idol, learns to see in the dark.

  • On a space station filled with mimes, Captain Crunch’s evil grandmother, plans a campout in a haunted bayou.

  • After crash-landing in the desert, a queen with one eyebrow, must smuggle druids across the border.

  • While shopping for money, a poor lonely french fry, must smuggle druids across the border.

  • In a rundown Villain’s Club, a superhero with no friends, befriends a young runaway with a secret.

  • Under cover of darkness, a unicycling banker, must cross a ravine on a tightrope.

  • After getting lost underground, the oldest park ranger in the Andes, discovers the answer.

  • While jogging naked, a god of the underworld, can only been seen by toddlers.

  • Aided by a lucha libre champion, an Avon lady with violent mood swings, can only been seen by toddlers.

  • After being bitten by rabid penguins, a left-handed guitar player, invents the cure for a broken heart.

  • While picking cherries, a disgruntled Yeti, shuts down power to Walt Disney World.

  • Covered in marmalade, a lonely piggy bank, teams up with David Bowie to save the world.

  • In a world where marriage is illegal, a hunky, dimwitted pool boy, accidentally eats a year’s supply of Viagra.

  • At a sci-fi convention, a band of intergalactic spice traders, gets revenge on a third grade teacher.

  • Tired of endorsing golf products, a horde of drunk musketeers, sets out to shave a sasquatch.

  • In a world where no dreams are sweet, a ballerina with a gun, discovers a shocking use for spray cheese

  • At the behest of a dying relative, a toddler with a smoking problem, wreaks Godzilla-style havoc.

  • After saying “I don’t” at the altar, a disgruntled Yeti, enters a love triangle with Siamese twins.

  • In a world where marriage is illegal, an Avon lady with violent mood swings, begins training for a life of pirate-hood.
  • While shopping for money, a poor lonely French fry, finds a lost alien puppy.

  • Awakened from a 1000-year sleep, a band of urban cannibals, tries to break into pro Sumo wrestling.

  • After a traumatic run-in with a gopher, a candy cane maker, attempts to rewrite Finnish history.

  • Badly burned in a meth lab explosion, a suicidal stock analyst, must stop the space-time continuum.

  • During the reign of robotic turkeys, a team of Olympic cloggers, tries out for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.

  • After anchoring the CBS news for decades, a teen idol, hotwires an abandoned hot air balloon.

  • In a world where cats are currency, a marooned alien, opens a real estate agency on the moon.

  • After getting voted off American Idol, a biker with a flat tire, unknowingly arrives at a nudist colony.

  • Halfway through the big to-do list, a dysfunctional self-help club, skinny dips with the Golden Girls.

  • Badly burned in a meth lab explosion, a geek with a broken heart, is kept as a pet by hyper-intelligent dogs.

  • After consuming a powerful laxative, a flock of radioactive parrots, starts to fight back.

  • After a traumatic run-in with a gopher, a group of retired superheroes, shut down power to Walt Disney World.

  • After a nightmare, a bored serial killer, teams up with David Bowie to save the world.

  • On a lifelong quest for pixie dust, a ruthless gold digger, finds a lucky penny.

  • Unable to find true love, an angry Italian chef, accidentally eats a year’s supply of Viagra.

  • At the corner of Broadway and Grand, a mute heckler, leaves it all behind.

  • After escaping from prison, a ticklish polar bear, tracks down a renegade leprechaun.

  • During surgery, Richard Simmons, washes up on the shores of Zombie Island.

  • Framed for murdering the prime minister, a nuclear physicist with a broken heart, joins a group of undercover magicians.

  • In a town called Sandwich, a queen with one eyebrow, is mistaken for Elton John and goes with it.

  • While scuba diving in a shallow puddle, a toddler with a smoking problem, travels back in time to kill Hitler.

  • After a harsh break-up, a talking lobster, receives the 11th commandment.

  • During a summer lightning storm, a superhero with no friends, skinny dips with the Golden Girls.