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The Script Frenzy Plot Machine Outputs. Hilarity ensues . . .

As has been requested (endlessly) EK's Star Log is returning to the internet. You can still read the original archive here... https://eelkat.wordpress.com 

The reason you couldn't find it is because I set it to private un-index mode, meaning it no longer shows up in Google search results and can only be accessed by a direct link.

Meaning, if you didn't have the url for it, no amount of searching for it would tell you how to find it. Anyone who had the url could still access it though.

I had set it to private September 23, 2013, intending to move each page here to EelKat.com... however, November 14, 2013, after only moving about 30 pages, I was beaten up and left paralyzed for 5 months, then spent 18 months relearning to walk. I am still crippled and have limited mobility.

Below is one of the blog posts that originally appeared on EK's Star Log. The original articles are still online but no longer indexed in Google. Links to the original article, are included with this post, as is the original posting date. Clicking the links will take you to the original site, where you can see the old Space Dock 13 website still online. Space Dock 13 as it looked when hosted on WordPress from 2003 to 2013.




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The Script Frenzy Plot Machine Outputs. Hilarity ensues . . .

The Script Frenzy Plot Machine Outputs. Hilarity ensues . . .

Posted on Thursday, December 10, 2009 | Comments Off

I love playing with the Plot Machine. =P It’s so addicting. Some of the things it gives you are out right pee-your-pants funny. Here’s the ones it spit out at me tonight:

  • In a world ruled by chickens, a group of Star Wars collectors, discovers the meaning of life.
  • Awakened from a 1000-year sleep, a marooned alien, must sew up the hole in the ozone layer.

  • In a land of radioactive unicorns, a hyperactive poodle, finds the Planet of the Apes.

  • While falling from a covered bridge, King Tut’s breakdancing mummy, shuts down power to Walt Disney World.

  • En route to a llama resort, a ticklish polar bear, discovers the meaning of life.

  • After saying ‘I don’t’ at the altar, a flock of radioactive parrots, must kill the president to save the country.

  • After being bitten by rabid penguins, a biker with a flat tire, teams up with David Bowie to save the world.

  • After a disastrous safari, an amorous garden gnome, opens a real estate agency on the moon.

  • After a tragic cooking accident, Zorro, joins a traveling band.

  • In a world where sleep must be paid for, a stoned principal, must cross a ravine on a tightrope.

  • During a summer lightning storm, a bored serial killer, finds a lucky penny.

  • After seven failed marriages, a talking blanket, starts to fight back.

  • At a sci-fi convention, a screaming busker, travels back in time to kill Hitler.

  • While lost in the middle of nowhere, a poor lonely french fry, ingests a pheromone that attracts weasels.

  • While jogging naked, a mongoose and a white bear, invents the new Jazzercize.

  • After a sex change, a near-sighted chemist, represents Earth in a Galaxy Hotties Contest.

  • At a sci-fi convention, a group of aging superheroes, goes back to the beginning.

  • After waking from a 100-year nap, Captain Crunch’s evil grandmother, travels back in time to kill Hitler.

  • After a nightmare, a hyper first-grade teacher, joins a group of undercover magicians.

  • After crash-landing in the desert, a nuclear physicist with a broken heart, invents the cure for a broken heart.
  • Aided by a lucha libre champion, a sweaty giant, represents Earth in the Galaxy Hotties contest.

  • In an attempt to evade taxes, Zorro, rushes an elite Southern sorority.

  • While dreaming about a dream, a nuclear physicist with a broken heart, discovers the meaning of life.

  • In a world where cats are currency, a German teenager, can be seen only by toddlers.

  • Tired of endorsing golf products, King Tut’s breakdancing mummy, washes up on the shores of Zombie Island.

  • Tired of a monotonous day job, a talking blanket, discovers the Meaning of Life.

  • While lost in the middle of nowhere, a talking lobster, finds a wish-granting mold.

  • While lost in the middle of nowhere, a plain human being, finds the missing link.

  • In a world ruled by evil flying elves, a dysfunctional self-help club, must kill the president to save the country.

  • Unable to find true love, a life-long bachelor, enters a love triangle with Siamese twins.

  • After a sex change, Richard Simmons, begins to build a bridge over the rainbow.

  • After getting voted off American Idol, a left-handed guitar player, is mistaken for Elton John and goes with it.

  • Aided by a Swedish go-go dancer, an assassin who kills with CDs, travels back in time to kill Hitler.

  • After waiting in line for a wii, a man wearing nothing but sneakers, gets trapped in an elevator with Dr. Phil.

  • Dressed like Liberace, a goat with a parka on, joins Bill Clinton’s reggae band.

  • In the middle of the Autobahn, a talking lobster, discovers the meaning of life.

  • In a remote jungle in Brazil, a hairstylist with a missing finger, invents a toaster that changes the world.

  • After shrinking to 1/4 of normal size, the smallest Ewok, must smuggle druids across the border

  • Lost in the Africa wing of the Science Museum, a nuclear physicist with a broken heart, tracks down a renegade leprechaun.

  • In a world where cats are currency, two blind mice, get revenge on a third grade teacher.
  • While camping on the roof of the Sears Tower, a Red Hat Society infiltrator, releases Keith Richards into the water supply.

  • En route to a llama resort, a teen idol, learns to see in the dark.

  • On a space station filled with mimes, Captain Crunch’s evil grandmother, plans a campout in a haunted bayou.

  • After crash-landing in the desert, a queen with one eyebrow, must smuggle druids across the border.

  • While shopping for money, a poor lonely french fry, must smuggle druids across the border.

  • In a rundown Villain’s Club, a superhero with no friends, befriends a young runaway with a secret.

  • Under cover of darkness, a unicycling banker, must cross a ravine on a tightrope.

  • After getting lost underground, the oldest park ranger in the Andes, discovers the answer.

  • While jogging naked, a god of the underworld, can only been seen by toddlers.

  • Aided by a lucha libre champion, an Avon lady with violent mood swings, can only been seen by toddlers.

  • After being bitten by rabid penguins, a left-handed guitar player, invents the cure for a broken heart.

  • While picking cherries, a disgruntled Yeti, shuts down power to Walt Disney World.

  • Covered in marmalade, a lonely piggy bank, teams up with David Bowie to save the world.

  • In a world where marriage is illegal, a hunky, dimwitted pool boy, accidentally eats a year’s supply of Viagra.

  • At a sci-fi convention, a band of intergalactic spice traders, gets revenge on a third grade teacher.

  • Tired of endorsing golf products, a horde of drunk musketeers, sets out to shave a sasquatch.

  • In a world where no dreams are sweet, a ballerina with a gun, discovers a shocking use for spray cheese

  • At the behest of a dying relative, a toddler with a smoking problem, wreaks Godzilla-style havoc.

  • After saying “I don’t” at the altar, a disgruntled Yeti, enters a love triangle with Siamese twins.

  • In a world where marriage is illegal, an Avon lady with violent mood swings, begins training for a life of pirate-hood.
  • While shopping for money, a poor lonely French fry, finds a lost alien puppy.

  • Awakened from a 1000-year sleep, a band of urban cannibals, tries to break into pro Sumo wrestling.

  • After a traumatic run-in with a gopher, a candy cane maker, attempts to rewrite Finnish history.

  • Badly burned in a meth lab explosion, a suicidal stock analyst, must stop the space-time continuum.

  • During the reign of robotic turkeys, a team of Olympic cloggers, tries out for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.

  • After anchoring the CBS news for decades, a teen idol, hotwires an abandoned hot air balloon.

  • In a world where cats are currency, a marooned alien, opens a real estate agency on the moon.

  • After getting voted off American Idol, a biker with a flat tire, unknowingly arrives at a nudist colony.

  • Halfway through the big to-do list, a dysfunctional self-help club, skinny dips with the Golden Girls.

  • Badly burned in a meth lab explosion, a geek with a broken heart, is kept as a pet by hyper-intelligent dogs.

  • After consuming a powerful laxative, a flock of radioactive parrots, starts to fight back.

  • After a traumatic run-in with a gopher, a group of retired superheroes, shut down power to Walt Disney World.

  • After a nightmare, a bored serial killer, teams up with David Bowie to save the world.

  • On a lifelong quest for pixie dust, a ruthless gold digger, finds a lucky penny.

  • Unable to find true love, an angry Italian chef, accidentally eats a year’s supply of Viagra.

  • At the corner of Broadway and Grand, a mute heckler, leaves it all behind.

  • After escaping from prison, a ticklish polar bear, tracks down a renegade leprechaun.

  • During surgery, Richard Simmons, washes up on the shores of Zombie Island.

  • Framed for murdering the prime minister, a nuclear physicist with a broken heart, joins a group of undercover magicians.

  • In a town called Sandwich, a queen with one eyebrow, is mistaken for Elton John and goes with it.

  • While scuba diving in a shallow puddle, a toddler with a smoking problem, travels back in time to kill Hitler.

  • After a harsh break-up, a talking lobster, receives the 11th commandment.

  • During a summer lightning storm, a superhero with no friends, skinny dips with the Golden Girls.


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  • Awakened from a 1000-year sleep, a stoned principal, finds a lost alien puppy.

  • After waiting in line for a Wii, a geek with a broken heart, represents Earth in the Galaxy Hotties contest.

  • After anchoring the CBS news for decades, a poetry-writing middle school teacher, leaves it all behind.

  • Tired of a monotonous day job, a horde of drunk musketeers, attempts to win the Tour de France.

  • After a traumatic run-in with a gopher, a traveling shoe salesman, accidentally eats a year’s supply of Viagra.

  • In a world where time moves backward, a suicidal stock analyst, skinny dips with the Golden Girls.

  • In a world ruled by earthworms, a narcoleptic bear, ingests a pheromone that attracts weasels.

  • After reading a coworker’s email, a poor lonely french fry, unknowingly arrives at a nudist colony.

  • In the middle of the Autobahn, a seriously lost Bedouin tribe, switches suitcases with a Mafia hit man.

  • While scuba diving in a shallow puddle, a hamster with impulse-control problems, reinvents the wheel.

  • Forced to wear a grass skirt, a monarch named Walliump, starts a rumor at the North Pole.

  • Framed for murdering the prime minister, a nuclear physicist with a broken heart, must kill the president to save the country.

  • While planning for tomorrow, a suicidal stock analyst, leaves it all behind.

  • While stealing girl scout cookies, a hamster with impulse-control problems, is mistaken for Elton John and goes with it.

  • After a traumatic run-in with a gopher, the cast of Riverdance, begins training for a life of piratehood.

  • Awakened from a 1000-year sleep, a duck with a death-wish, teams up with David Bowie to save the world.

  • After saying “I don’t” at the altar, Richard Simmons, ingests a pheromone that attracts weasels.

  • En route to a llama resort, a talking lobster, must open for Bjork.

  • Unable to break into adult entertainment, a man named Tabbouleh, skydives without a parachute.

  • Aided by a Swedish go-go dancer, a poor, lonely french fry, tracks down a renegade leprechaun.

  • While planning for tomorrow, a disgruntled child actor, is kept as a pet by hyper- intelligent dogs.

  • In a world where sleep must be paid for, an amorous garden gnome, hijacks a bus full of Tae Bo instructors.

  • While painting a fence, a left-handed guitar player, is trapped in an elevator with Dr. Phil.

  • At a sci-fi convention, two blind mice, must stop the space-time continuum.

  • After opening an urgent telegram, David Hasselhoff, wreaks Godzilla-style havoc.
  • Nervous about vacationing with the in-laws, a show-tunes singing linebacker, joins a traveling band.

  • In a world where people age backwards, a unicycling banker, releases Keith Richards into the water supply.

  • While lost in the Bermuda Triangle, a seriously lost Bedouin tribe, wreaks Godzilla-style havoc.

  • On a snowy day in Hawaii, a horde of drunk musketeers, wreaks Godzilla-style havoc.

  • While jogging naked, an amorous garden gnome, hijacks a bus full of Tae Bo instructors.

  • With only a week left to live, a bike messenger with a death wish, finds a lucky penny.

  • After a tragic cooking accident, a group of Star Wars collectors, represents Earth in the Galaxy Hotties contest.

  • In the middle of the Autobahn, a traveling Bible salesman, must cross a ravine on a tightrope.

  • While lost in a wormhole, an out-of-work lion tamer, discovers the meaning of life.

  • Deep in the sewers of Paris, a disgruntled child actor, takes control of a police station.

  • Halfway through a cup of coffee, a man wearing nothing but sneakers, tries out for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.

  • After putting eyeglasses on for the first time, a toddler with a smoking problem, hijacks a bus with one stowaway on board.

  • After anchoring the CBS news for decades, an angry squirrel, accidentally eats a year’s supply of Viagra.

  • After putting eyeglasses on for the first time, a monarch named Walliump, represents Earth in the Galaxy Hotties contest.

  • With only a week left to live, a slug with a snail complex, attempts to win the Tour de France.

  • In a world where cats are currency, an amorous garden gnome, can only been seen by toddlers.

  • Unable to break into adult entertainment, Captain Crunch’s evil grandmother, befriend’s a young runaway with a secret.

  • Lost in the Africa wing of the Science Museum, a hyper first-grade teacher, gets revenge on a third grade teacher.

  • After a traumatic run-in with a gopher, a mongoose and a white bear, gets revenge on a third grade teacher.

  • After opening an urgent telegram, a flock of radioactive parrots, is visited by the ghosts of the Wright Brothers.

  • After seven failed marriages, a lifelong bachelor, sets out to shave a sasquatch.

  • In a world where sleep must be paid for, a 31-year-old masochist, plans a campout in a haunted bayou.

  • Tired of endorsing golf products, Zorro, opens a real estate agency on the moon.

  • After consuming a powerful laxative, Richard Simmons, is trapped in an elevator with Dr. Phil.

  • After shrinking to the size of a pea, a cartographer from the future, must smuggle druids across the border.

  • On a snowy day in Hawaii, a hunky, dimwitted pool boy, discovers the answer.

  • After anchoring the CBS News for decades, a bounty hunter, travels back in time to kill Hitler.

  • With only a week left to live, a world-renowned yodeler, joins a traveling band.
  • Forced to wear a grass skirt, King Tut’s breakdancing mummy, tries to break into pro Sumo wrestling.

  • Unable to break into adult entertainment, a masked villain with no teeth, begins to build a bridge over the rainbow.

  • While wishing upon a star, a duck with a death-wish, attempts to rewrite Finnish history.

  • Just after dark, an iguana juggler, learns to see in the dark.

  • While scuba diving in a shallow puddle, a blind jeweler, is trapped at a dead end.

  • Forced to wear a grass skirt, the oldest park ranger in the Andes, befriends a young runaway with a secret.

  • Under cover of darkness, an over-caffeinated kangaroo, stows away on an alien pleasure cruise.

  • After eating some bad cheese, a pyromaniac firefighter, gets revenge on a third grade teacher.

  • During the eyes of the storm, a merry band of woodland ninjas, wreaks Godzilla-style havoc.

  • Halfway through a cup of coffee, a hot-headed public defender, travels back in time to kill Hitler.

  • Forced to wear a grass skirt, a superhero with no friends, must cross a ravine on a tightrope.

  • In a world where marriage is illegal, a geek with a broken heart, skinny dips with the Golden Girls.

  • Unable to break into adult entertainment, a flock of radioactive parrots, takes control of a police station.

  • In the back of a pickup truck, Richard Simmons, must smuggle druids across the border.

  • At the corner of Broadway and Grand, Zorro, travels back in time to kill Hitler.

  • During surgery, a Parisian fishmonger, attempts to win the Tour de France.

  • At the behest of a dying relative, an obese triathlete, invents a toaster that changes the world.

  • After making purple taffy, a band of urban cannibals, teams up with David Bowie to save the world.

  • After opening an urgent telegram, a frightened rabbit, tries to build a bridge over the rainbow.

  • After a traumatic run-in with a gopher, a blind jeweler, unknowingly arrives at a nudist colony.

  • After consuming a powerful laxative, a fed up lab mouse, must sew up the hole in the ozone layer.

  • In a haunted space station orbiting Pluto, a ruthless gold digger, attempts to win the Tour de France.

  • Deep in the sewers of Paris, David Hasselhoff, releases Keith Richards into the water supply.

  • Lost in the Africa wing of the Science Museum, a stoned principal, releases Keith Richards into the water supply.

  • After anchoring the CBS news for decades ,a spelling-challenged writer ,sets out to shave a sasquatch.
  • In the back of a pickup truck, a traveling Bible salesman, stows away on an alien pleasure cruise.

  • Battling a Red Bull addiction, a hot-headed public defender, attempts to rewrite Finnish history.

  • During a parent-teacher riot, a masked villain with no teeth, represents Earth in the Galaxy Hotties contest.

  • While playing Guitar Hero, a seriously lost Bedouin tribe, finds a hope chest filled with spiders.

  • Forced to wear a grass skirt, a horde of drunk musketeers, tracks down a renegade leprechaun.

  • Framed for murdering the prime minister, a DJ with Tourette’s, becomes possessed by Beethoven.

  • While jogging naked, an obese triathlete, buys an unreliable time machine.

  • While searching for a working pen, a poetry-writing middle school teacher joins a group of undercover magicians.

  • After anchoring the CBS news for decades, an enormous grasshopper, is visited by the ghosts of the Wright Brothers.

  • After a nightmare, a man wearing nothing but sneakers, stows away on an alien pleasure cruise.

  • While scuba diving in a shallow puddle, an Avon lady with violent mood swings, shuts down power to Walt Disney World.

  • Covered in marmalade, a god of the underworld, discovers a shocking use for spray cheese.

  • After falling out of love, a merry band of woodland ninjas, discovers a shocking use for spray cheese.

  • After a sex change, a biker with a flat tire, can only been seen by toddlers.

  • In a remote jungle in Brazil, a blackjack dealer, finds a lucky penny.

  • In a rundown Villains Club, a hot-headed public defender, begins training for a life of piratehood.

  • While lost in the middle of nowhere, a Chilean heavy metal band, is kept as a pet by hyper- intelligent dogs.

  • Covered in marmalade, a tightrope walker with a fear of heights, fights a saint in a dark alley.

  • Battling a Red Bull addiction, a plain human being, wreaks Godzilla-style havoc.

  • While on an African Safari, a marooned alien, finds a hope chest filled with spiders.

  • After a tragic cooking accident, a ruthless gold digger, washes up on the shores of Zombie Island.

  • While searching for a working pen, a band of intergalactic spice traders, finds a wish-granting mold.

  • In a world ruled by children, Captain Crunch’s evil grandmother, is visited by the ghosts of the Wright Brothers.
  • During the eye of the storm, a quiet mapmaker, begins training for a life of piratehood.

  • After a painful sneeze, a god of the underworld, joins Bill Clinton’s reggae band.

  • Nervous about vacationing with the in-laws, a glowworm with the flu, rushes an elite Southern sorority.

  • After waking from a 100-year nap, a candy cane maker, hijacks a bus with one stowaway on board.

  • While looking for a lost sock, a ballerina with a gun, learns to see in the dark.

  • In a world ruled by chickens, a hooker with a heart of gold, is trapped in an elevator with Dr. Phil.

  • In a world where sleep must be paid for, a bored serial killer, gets drunk with a stranger.

  • After a nightmare, a flock of radioactive parrots, must cross a ravine on a tightrope.

  • While planning for tomorrow, a lonely piggy bank, wreaks Godzilla-style havoc.

  • Under cover of darkness, an iguana juggler, begins training for a life of piratehood.

  • In a post-apocalyptic Peru, a geek with a broken heart, is mistaken for John Lennon and goes with it.

  • After shrinking to 1/4 of normal size, a group of Tuvan throat singers, wreaks Godzilla-style havoc.

  • Unable to have children, a mongoose and a white bear, track down a renegade leprechaun

  • After being bitten by rabid penguins, a kangaroo breeder, is trapped in an elevator with Dr. Phil.

  • Just after dark, a midwestern scrapbooking club, finds a wish-granting mold.

  • In a haunted space station orbiting Pluto, a feuding polka band, must sew up the hole in the ozone layer.

  • After consuming a powerful laxative, an angry Italian chef, skinny dips with the Golden Girls.

  • While hanging from a ledge, a band of intergalactic spice traders, finds a lost alien puppy.

  • After getting lost underground, a god of the underworld, gets revenge on a third grade teacher.

  • While jogging naked, an undead soccer team, gets revenge on a third grade teacher.

  • After saying “I don’t” at the alter, an obese triathlon athlete, tries to break into Sumo wrestling.

  • In a secret city beneath the Potomac, a llama princess, must cross a ravine on a tightrope.

  • While scavenging for zipper parts, a Chilean heavy metal band, takes control of a police station.

  • After a disastrous safari, a queen with one eyebrow, sets out to shave sasquatch.

  • Framed for murdering the prime minister, a band of intergalactic spice traders, tracks down a renegade leprechaun.

  • While wishing upon a star, a sweaty giant, must cross a ravine on a tightrope.
  • After shrinking to the size of a pea, a sun-worshiping albino, enters a love triangle with Siamese twins.

  • After getting voted off American Idol, a sun-worshipping albino, is trapped at a dead end.

  • After a painful sneeze, a glowworm with the flu, invents a toaster that changes the world.

  • While scavenging for zipper parts, a man wearing nothing but sneakers, leaves it all behind.

  • In a world where sleep must be paid for, a bounty hunter, must sew up the hole in the ozone layer.

  • After making purple taffy, a bounty hunter, discovers the answer.

  • While falling from a covered bridge, a failing college student, discovers a shocking use for spray cheese.

  • Dressed like Liberace, a hyper first-grade teacher, is mistaken for Elton John and goes with it.

  • Halfway through a cup of coffee, a nuclear physicist with a broken heart, finds a wish-granting mold.

  • After a heart attack, a nuclear physicist with a broken heart, finds a wish-granting mold.

  • While jogging naked, the oldest park ranger in the Andes, unknowingly arrives at a nudist colony.

  • While sketching an alter ego, a frightened rabbit, must sew up the hole in the ozone layer.

  • Unable to break into adult entertainment, an angry squirrel, buys an unreliable time machine.

  • At the behest of a dying relative, a hairstylist with a missing finger, switches suitcases with a Mafia hitman.

  • Deep in the jungle, a talking lobster, is given the 11th Commandment.

  • En route to a llama resort, an out-of-work lion tamer, befriends a young runaway with a secret.

  • After waking from a 100-year nap, a god of the underworld, rushes an elite Southern sorority.

  • While at a super bowl party, a DJ with Tourette’s, invents the cure for a broken heart.

  • While hanging from a ledge, a god of the underworld, is trapped in an elevator with Dr. Phil.

  • Aided by a Swedish go-go dancer, a dysfunctional self-help group, tries to win the Tour de France.

  • After a harsh breakup, a poor lonely French fry, can only be seen by toddlers.

  • In a world ruled by evil flying elves, a one-armed fencing champion, starts to fight back.

  • In an attempt to evade taxes, an Avon lady with violent mood swings, switches suitcases with a Mafia hit man.

  • While painting a fence, a god of the underworld, can only been seen by toddlers.

  • While searching for a working pen, a unicycling banker, must smuggle druids across the border.

  • In a world ruled by children, a man named Tabbouleh, gets revenge on a third grade teacher.

  • After eating some bad cheese, King Tut’s breakdancing mummy, rushes an elite Southern sorority.

  • During a rave, a traveling Bible salesman, must avenge the murder of an old flame.

  • After saying “I don’t” at the altar, a pyromaniac, firefighter learns to see in the dark.

  • After getting voted off American Idol, an iguana juggler, finds a lost alien puppy.

  • While searching for a working pen, a spelling-challenged writer, discovers the answer.

  • While falling from a covered bridge, a guilty judge, joins a group of undercover magicians.
  • After a lifetime of pie making, an undead soccer team, receives dating advice from the afterlife.

  • After being bitten by rabid penguins, a 31-year-old masochist, finds a lucky penny.

  • While looking for a lost sock, a blind jeweler, must cross a ravine on a tightrope.

  • Awakened from a 1000 year sleep, a bored serial killer, must stop the space-time continuum.

  • After shrinking to the size of a pea, a superhero with no friends, unknowingly arrives at a nudist colony.

  • After shrinking to the size of a pea, a marooned alien, is trapped in an elevator with Dr. Phil.

  • Aided by a Swedish go-go dancer, a 31 year old masochist, befriends a young runaway with a secret.

  • In a world where cats are currency, an assassin who kills with CDs, fights a saint in a dark alley.

  • In a world where no dreams are sweet, a hooker with a heart of gold, washes up on the shores of Zombie Island.

  • Framed for murdering the prime minister, a guilty judge, finds a new use for belly buttons.

  • Awakened from a 1000 year sleep, a ballerina with a gun, teams up with David Bowie to save the world.

  • While painting a fence, Zorro, invents the new Jazzercize.

  • Covered in marmalade, a sweaty giant, begins to build a bridge over the rainbow.

  • At the behest of a dying relative, a fed up lab mouse, discovers the meaning of life.

  • In a world ruled by evil flying elves, a blind jeweler, finds a new use for the belly button.

  • In a world where people age backwards, a landlocked seagull, buys an unreliable time machine.

  • In a world where cats are currency, a bike messenger with a death wish, invents a toaster that changes the world.

  • After escaping from prison, a high school security guard, is kept as a pet by hyper- intelligent dogs.

  • Under cover of darkness, a plain human being, reinvents the wheel.

  • In a world where no dreams are sweet, a cartographer from the future, rushes an elite Southern sorority.

  • Nervous about vacationing with the in-laws, the smallest Ewok, sets out to shave a sasquatch.

  • In a haunted space station orbiting Pluto, a talking blanket, finds and rears abandoned adult triplets.

  • Tired of endorsing golf products, a glowworm with the flu, attempts to win the Tour de France.

  • In a remote jungle in Brazil, a high school security guard, finds a lucky penny.

  • While on a shopping spree, a near-sighted chemist, stows away on an alien pleasure cruise.

  • Fleeing from an angry mob, a spelling-challenged writer, reinvents the wheel.

  • While sketching an alter ego, a band of urban cannibals, befriends a young runaway with a secret.
  • In a world where people age backwards, a god of the underworld, finds and rears adult triplets.

  • Under cover of darkness, a geek with a broken heart, discovers a shocking use for spray cheese.

  • While lost in the middle of nowhere, a stoned principal, is visited by the ghosts of the Wright Brothers.

  • On a space station filled with mimes, an over-caffeinated kangaroo, takes control of a police station.

  • While jogging naked, a robot with ADD, buys an unreliable time machine.

  • During an out of body experience, a cartographer from the future, starts to fight back.

  • Awakened from a 1000-year sleep, an angry squirrel, joins Bill Clinton’s reggae band.

  • Fleeing from an angry mob, an out-of-work lion tamer, is visited by the ghosts of the Wright Brothers.

  • Aided by a Swedish go-go dancer, a spelling-challenged writer, must kill the president to save the country.

  • While hanging from a ledge, a talking lobster, attempts to rewrite Finnish history.

  • While sketching an alter ego, a traveling shoe salesman, must stop the space-time continuum.

  • In a world ruled by chickens, a falcon with a broken wing, starts to fight back.

  • After a lifetime of pie-making, the cast of Riverdance, finds a lucky penny.

  • After a traumatic run-in with a gopher, a fed up lab mouse, starts a rumor at the North Pole.

  • While camping on the roof of the Sears Tower, a one-armed fencing champion, is trapped in an elevator with Dr. Phil.

  • In a run down Villains club, a merry band of woodland ninjas, hotwires an abandoned hot air balloon.

  • While painting a fence, a group of Star Wars collectors, befriends a young runaway with a secret.

  • While camping on the roof of Sears Tower, a bike messenger with a deathwish, switches suitcases with a Mafia hitman.

  • Tired of endorsing golf products, a slug with a snail complex, gets lost in an ancient cheese maze.

  • In a world where sleep must be paid for, a 31-year-old masochist discovers the meaning of life.

  • Battling a Red Bull addiction, a showtunes- singing linebacker, is visited by the ghosts of the Wright Brothers.

  • After shrinking to 1/4 of normal size, a slug with a snail complex, begins to build a bridge over the rainbow.

  • After crash-landing in the desert, a hyper first-grade teacher, must sew up the hole in the ozone layer.

  • While wishing upon a star, a hunky, dimwitted pool boy, stows away on an alien pleasure cruise.

  • While dreaming about a dream, an obsessive copy editor, can only been seen by toddlers.

  • After eating some bad cheese, an angry Italian chef, injests a phermone that attracts weasels.

  • While wishing upon a star, a Midwestern scrapbooking club, stows away on an alien spaceship.

  • After a nightmare, a hyper first-grade teacher, joins a group of undercover magicians.

  • Halfway through a cup of coffee, an Avon lady with violent mood swings, is trapped at a dead-end.

  • During a summer lightning storm, a duck with a death-wish, represents Earth in the Galaxy Hotties contest.

  • After putting on eyeglasses for the first time, a hairstylist with a missing finger, represents Earth in the Galaxy Hotties contest.

  • After shrinking to the size of a pea, a biker with a flat tire, unknowingly arrives at a nudist colony.

  • On the planet Zorbot, an over-caffeinated kangaroo, switches suitcases with a Mafia hit man.

  • After making purple taffy, a traveling Bible salesman, washes up on the shores of Zombie Island.

  • With only a week left to live, a German teenager, plans a campout in a haunted bayou.

  • In a world where time moves backward, a bike messenger with a death wish fights a gang of marching band drummers.

  • After saying “I don’t” at the altar, a left-handed guitar, player starts to fight back.

  • During a rave, a DJ with Tourette’s, tries out for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.
  • Where reality and fantasy intersect, a teen idol, must kill the president to save the country.

  • In a world ruled by evil flying elves, a talking blanket, starts a rumor at the North Pole.

  • Battling with a Red Bull addiction, a toddler with a smoking problem takes control of a police station.

  • While lost in the Bermuda Triangle, a goat with a parka, on discovers the meaning of life.

  • While dreaming about a dream, an obsessive copy editor, can only been seen by toddlers.

  • While lost in the middle of nowhere, a monarch named Walliump, receives dating advice from the afterlife.

  • After saying “I don’t” at the altar, a robot with ADD, must sew up the hole in the ozone layer.

  • After opening an urgent telegram, an environmentalist with a Hummer, invents the cure for a broken heart.

  • On a space station filled with mimes, a failing college student, finds a lost alien puppy.

  • While searching for a working pen, King Tut’s breakdancing mummy, gets lost in an ancient cheese maze.

  • While lost in a department store, a plain human being, hotwires an abandoned hot air balloon.

  • After crash-landing in the desert, a sentient alien sock puppet, tracks down a renegade leprechaun.

  • While painting a fence, a god of the underworld, can only been seen by toddlers.

  • While drowning in the Caspian Sea, a monarch named Walliump, receives the 11th commandment.

  • While stealing girl scout cookies, a ill-mannered Turkish diplomat, befriends a young runaway with a secret.

  • In a town called Sandwich, a god of the underworld, gets stuck at the beginning of time.

  • While hanging from a ledge, a talking lobster, invents a toaster that changes the world.

  • En route to a llama resort, a narcoleptic bear, hijacks a bus with one stowaway on board.

  • In an attempt to evade taxes, a hunky dimwitted pool boy, must cross a ravine on a tightrope.

  • In a haunted space station orbiting Pluto, a man named Tabbouleh, attempts to rewrite Finnish history.

  • While lost in the middle of nowhere, a duck with a death-wish, is visited by the ghosts of the Wright Brothers.

  • In the back of a pickup truck, an enormous grasshopper, ingests a pheromone that attracts weasels.

  • While camping on the roof of the Sears tower, Orville Redenbacher, receives the 11th commandment.

  • Badly burned in a meth lab explosion, a seriously lost Bedouin tribe, attempts to win the Tour de France.

  • While scavenging for zipper parts, a superhero with no friends, discovers the answer.

  • After waking from a 100-year nap, a poetry-writing middle school teacher, finds a new use for belly buttons.

  • Forced to wear a grass skirt, a tone-deaf opera singer, reinvents the wheel.

  • Framed for murdering the prime minister, a merry band of woodland ninjas, opens a real estate agency on the moon.

  • Lost in the Africa wing of the Science Museum, a band of urban cannibals, discovers the meaning of life.

  • In a world ruled by children, a stoned principal, finds the missing link.

  • On a lifelong quest for pixie dust, an angry Italian chef, takes control of a police station.

  • After getting lost underground, a poor lonely french fry, joins a traveling band.

  • In a world ruled by chickens, a near-sighted chemist, receives the 11th commandment.

  • In a rundown Villains Club, a masked villain with no teeth, discovers the meaning of life.

  • Fleeing from an angry mob, an iguana juggler, finds a new use for belly buttons.

  • Fleeing from an angry mob, a band of urban cannibals, shuts down power to Walt Disney World.
  • While eavesdropping, a hawk with a broken wing, hotwires an abandoned hot air balloon.

  • Deep in the sewers of Paris, an undead soccer team, sets out to shave a sasquatch.

  • In the middle of the Autobahn, a landlocked seagull, fights a gang of marching band drummers.

  • Just after dark, an assassin who kills with CDs, leaves it all behind.

  • After being bitten by rabid penguins, Captain Crunch’s evil grandmother, skydives without a parachute.

  • In an attempt to evade taxes, a suicidal stock analyst, teams up with David Bowie to save the world.

  • After winning $1,042 on a radio show, a group of retired superheroes, finds a hope chest filled with spiders.

  • While drowning in the Caspian Sea, a group of retired superheroes, fights a gang of marching band drummers.

  • While lost in the Bermuda Triangle, a talking lobster, hijacks a bus full of Tae Bo instructors.

  • On the planet Zorbot, a sidekick named Hero, fights a saint in a dark alley.

  • At a sci-fi convention, a stoned principal, plans a campout in a haunted bayo.

  • While lost in the Bermuda Triangle, a left-handed guitar player, learns to see in the dark.

WOW! Some of those sound like script material for a Jerry Springer episode! LOL! I can just imagine people reading/watching these and chanting “JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!”


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(January 2017 to October 2017)
(Excluding the Home PageAbout Page, and Site Map Page, which were the top 3)

  1. Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
  2. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
  3. Medieval Servants: Their jobs and their place in historical fiction.
  4. How Long is 50,000 Words?
  5. On being a handicapped CosPlayer at PortCon Maine 2017
  6. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  7. Writing Mute Characters
  8. Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach | The Site That Makes Fun of Terrorist Hate Crimes
  9. Writing Dares Random Generator
  10. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  11. The Saco River Curse
  12. Our Primary Site Topic Is Small Penis? Reaching #1 on Page 1 of Google.
  13. Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
  14. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is Quaraun?
  15. Introduction To The Quaraun Series: aka Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach
  16. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  17. Autism, Asperger, PTSD, & Mad Cow: Writing Clinical Insanity Accurately | What is wrong with Quaraun? 
  18. Quaraun Free To Read Online Complete Chapter Index In Chronological Order
  19. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  20. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  21. Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica
  22. The FBI In Old Orchard Beach, Maine Trying To Capture A Domestic Terrorist
  23. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  24. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 1 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  25. Autism, Asperger's, And The Danger of The Self-Diagnosis
  26. Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
  27. What Type of Music Does A Gypsy Listen To? My Top 10 Favorite Bands
  28. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  29. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
  30. How to Write A Kiss
  31. Phookas
  32. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is GhoulSpawn?
  33. Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
  34. Daily Writing Prompts (June 2017 Archive)
  35. My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender
  36. Why Are The Quaraun Books Rated M18+
  37. How to Write Hot Sex - Tips For Erotic Romance Authors
  38. The Zaharam-Chapelle-Parunas Ethnographical World Building Questionnaire
  39. The Jiggler & The G-String Teddy Bears | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
  40. What exactly makes an Elf an Elf? (What is the definition of an Elf?)
  41. Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy
  42. World's Most Haunted Car Merchandise
  43. I Am Not GhoulSpawn | Excerpt From Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  44. Old Orchard Beach Hate Crimes
  45. BoomFuzzy Chapter 1 (Novel Excerpt - Quaraun The Insane)
  46. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica? or Why are gay haters beating up elderly woman for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness and saying she's a transexual because only transexuals wear pink?
  47. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
  48. Autism and the Stigmas - Why Can’t You Accept Me As Me?
  49. Maine UFO Sightings
  50. Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family
  51. Psychedelics In A 'High' High Fantasy World (High Elves Getting High)
  52. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  53. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  54. Captured By The Lich Lord | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  55. How To Build A Magic System
  56. I've everything but a kitchen sink. Wait, how'd that sink get in my pocket?
  57. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies & The Ku Klux Klan of Old Orchard Beach
  58. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  59. City of The Slushies | Chapter 7 | Quaraun The Insane
  60. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
  61. Suicide, Rape, and Abuse In The Quaraun Series
  62. Wizards vs Witches vs Sorcerers: How are they different? | Writing Fantasy Books
  63. FRED: Google's Most Deadly Update Ever?
  64. How To Write A Novel: Question Everything Before Putting It In Your World
  65. Content writing: How long do you spend creating a quality blog post?
  66. SBI: To Review or Not to Review? That Is The Question
  67. Twerking Dragons: The Joys Of Writing A Novel With A Voice Recorder
  68. A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness
  69. Transgender, Transsexual, Transvestite, or Intersex: What Is Quaraun?
  70. Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  71. Colour Magic - Gypsy Style
  72. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
  73. Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing
  74. Quaraun & Autism In Fantasy Novels
  75. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
  76. Tom Addams & The Warrior's Forum
  77. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
  78. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  79. Markiplier Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie Play Resident Evil 7
  80. Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole (Includes NSFW 18+ CBT Yaoi scene)
  81. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  82. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
  83. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Going North To Head South
  84. An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
  85. Aspergers is NOT Autism
  86. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  87. Summoner of Darkness: GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
  88. The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
  89. The Lich's True Form Revealed | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  90. Using work you already started for national novel writing month?
  91. World-building In The Quaraun Series: Creating a Fantasy World
  92. Books in Vacationland 2017
  93. BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
  94. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
  95. Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness
  96. The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
  97. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  98. What vlogging equipment is needed to get started as a YouTube vlogger?
  99. April 2015 Update: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach: The Kidnapped Cats
  100. Betta Fish Aesthetic on Pinterest
  101. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
  102. Life As A YouTuber: How To Earn An Income From Making Videos
  103. Making YouTube Videos: How did you decide what content to make?
  104. Page 4 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  105. Twighilight Not Twilight
  106. YouTube Index
  107. Amphibious Aliens: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
  108. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
  109. Average Typing Speed
  110. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
  111. Ernest Hemingway Style of Writing Literary Fiction Used In Epic Fantasy Novels
  112. Google Flagged Your Site! What To Do? (Help For Web Masters)
  113. How valuable is a writer’s group?
  114. Lives Destroyed: Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
  115. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Santa's Letter To Satan
  116. Summoner of Darkness: Quaraun Meets The Gremlin
  117. The Terrorists of Old Orchard Beach Put My Dad In a Coma
  118. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
  119. What Is This Site?
  120. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
  121. City of The Slushies | Chapter 1 | Quaraun The Insane
  122. Creative Writing Story Prompts: September 2017 Edition
  123. Dungeons and Dragons: The Joys Of Calculating Gold Weight In AD&D 2ed
  124. Fabric Designed By EelKat
  125. My Fave YouTubers Play: Dream Daddy - The Yaoi Dad Dating Sim Otome Game
  126. Necromancy: How will resurrection affect society as a whole?
  127. Page 7 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  128. Pink Flowers Aesthetic on Pinterest
  129. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 12 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  130. What will a traveler encounter on the roads in your world?
  131. Are you insane? Am I? Let's Find Out...
  132. Becoming A Better Writer: How to write interesting dialogue.
  133. Character Creation
  134. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
  135. Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books
  136. How To Stay Motivated To Write | Writing Fantasy Books
  137. Jewelry Fashions in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  138. Keyword Marketing - What to do when your best keywords are low demand
  139. Magic Systems and How to Build Them | Writing Fantasy Books
  140. NaNoWriMo Overachievers: How did you do it?
  141. Quaraun Cover Art Gallery | Fantasy Novel Book Cover Art
  142. Quaraun The Insane : Zebulon's Captive: The Last of The Moon Elves
  143. SEO Advantages of Embedding YouTube Videos On Your Website
  144. Summoner of Darkness: A Tavern Scene - Chastity Cages, and Whores
  145. Summoner of Darkness: The Return of ZooLock (free to read online)
  146. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
  147. Vanishing Books Update - Why 27 of my books were deleted off Amazon
  148. What is a God in Your Universe? | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  149. Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately
  150. What the Ocean Gives Me (How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing)
  151. City of The Slushies | Chapter 14 | Quaraun The Insane
  152. February 10, 2008 - Harassment Continues in Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  153. How does a bestselling book become a bestseller?
  154. Marriage in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  155. People are not interested in long winded copy
  156. September 26, 2017 - The Latest Attack By The KKK on The Thinner Gypsies
  157. Spending Money To Make Money Online? Should You Do It?
  158. Summoner of Darkness: The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness
  159. Summoner of Darkness: The Map of The Town (novel free to read online)
  160. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt GOTY | Completionist Run: Episode 01
  161. Trespassers: April 2007 Updates
  162. Turning Scenes, Into Stories & Writing Travelogue Style Fantasy Books
  163. Where To Get Endless Ideas For Short Stories, Novels, and Articles
  164. Writing Controversial Books: Political Correctness & White Supremacists
  165. Are Bad Reviews Good For You?
  166. Branding Yourself While Avoiding The Scams | EelKat On Content Writing
  167. Child Sacrifice in Fantasy Novels | Writing Fantasy Books
  168. How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children
  169. How would you explain your Fantasy world to a stranger?
  170. Page 6 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  171. Summoner of Darkness: HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower
  172. The return of Friends Are Forever - Banned and Burned it's about to be reborn!
  173. Why do Lovecraftian beings come to earth?
  174. Writing Prompts Syndrome?
  175. Autism = The Crazy Cat Woman of Maine
  176. Autism: Understanding what is really going on inside the child’s head.
  177. But what exactly IS a full time income?
  178. Content Marketing & writing: How I write content for my website
  179. Do you write a novel start-to-finish?
  180. GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: How To Kill a Lich
  181. How is it that the church leaders are claiming you do not pay tithes?
  182. How To Write A Novel: In what order do you create your world?
  183. I loved my children but I loved BoomFuzzy more | From Quaraun The Insane
  184. My Two Favorite People: FarDarrig and The Baby That Never Should Have Been
  185. Need help writing characters of color | EelKat on racist white readers
  186. Quaraun and the Amazon Adult Filter
  187. Quaraun GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: The Lover's Triangle
  188. Summoner of Darkness: Where Are You Hiding That Horse?
  189. Tired of people who don’t care. :( Tired of the harassment. :(
  190. What would happen if an Elf adopted a Human baby? | Writing Fantasy Books
  191. Page 10 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  192. Page 3 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  193. Page 8 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  194. SCRIPT FRENZY 2010: I WON! & Psycho Stalker Attacks
  195. Wristlets, Wrist Bags, Mini Clutch, Cosmetic Bags, and Designer Mini Purses
  196. Writing Your Novel: Do you save chapters as individual files?
  197. Are old AD&D adventures still any use to current players?
  198. Autistics Have Feelings Too & Diverse Books Rant
  199. Be True To You: YouTube Gamers: "Faking" a personality until you make it?
  200. City of The Slushies | Chapter 10 | Quaraun The Insane
  201. HEA in Erotica (Should You Write Happily Ever Afters?)
  202. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies



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