Welcome to the New
Space Dock 13!
Helping Authors Write Weird, Bizarre, Absurd, Psychedelic Horror-Fantasy Since 1996!
(We've Moved & Changed URLs; Space Dock 13 is now EelKat.com)
(We are also novel-writing-tips.com, a-pink-unicorn.com, & of course are still SpaceDock13.com)

Want To Meet EelKat and
The Dazzling Razzberry (Autism Awareness Car)
in Person?

We'll Be At
PortConMaine 2018
June 21 - 24

See PortConMaine's Website
For Times, Location, Directions, & Ticket Prices:
http://portconmaine.com

If you are coming from out of state and plan to stay at the hotel, room info can be found here:
http://doubletree3.hilton.com
They give discounts to PortCon members, so be sure to mention you are attending PortCon when you reserve your room!

This Year's CosPlay: Avallac'h

I'm livestreaming making this costume. If you want to see it being made, check out my Avallac'h Costume Making Vlogs on YouTube!

https://www.youtube.com/user/EelKat

See You There!

FAQs:
Yes, you can take pictures.
You don't have to ask to take pictures of the car,
but please ask first before taking pictures of me.
While I'm not doing an official book signing at PortCon, you are more then welcome to bring books for signing,
and if you catch me in the hall, I'll be more than happy to sign them for you.

Thank you!

PortCon takes place in 4 separate buildings: the 2 DoubleTree towers, at the Maine Mall across the street, and starting in 2018, now also in the new Hilton building next door to the two towers.

Almost ALL the events I attend are in the second tower, the shorter one at the back of the gardens, seen here --->>>

In between events, you can usually find me in the main hall of the second tower hanging out with other CosPlayers. We are the annual HallWay CosPlayers of PortCon and we'd love to have you join us!

I will be there at all days of the event.

I live around the corner from the DoubleTree Hilton where the convention is held, so you can usually expect to see me arrive between 7AM to 8AM. (Yes... 2 HOURS before the doors open, the lines to get in ARE that long! If you arrive at opening time, you won''t get in the building before noon time at BEST.)

I typically leave around 3PM to go eat, and return around 4PM (this time fluctuates depending on the daily event schedule.) Other then leaving this one hour for lunch, I stay at PortCon all day till midnight/1AM

| The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer: Quaraun The Insane | FAQs |

| Novel Writing Tips | Writing Wizards |

| Fantasy WorldBuilding | Character Creation |

| How To Build A Culture: How I Made My Moon Elf Society |

| Building A Magic System | Writing Absurdism? Start Here |

| Writing Dialogue | Short Story Beat Sheets |

| The Avallac'h CosPlay |

| The Writing Dares Generator |

| Web-Building & SEO For Authors | The Business of Writing |

| EelKat's Guide To Writing Monster Porn | Writing Prompts |

|The Sales Figures & Income Of One of Monster Porn's Top Selling Authors |

| Dungeons & Dragons | Cosplay |

| Life As A YouTuber | Hamsters |

| YouTube Videos By EelKat | Art By EelKat | Health Updates |

| Meet The Scottish Travellers | Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies - The Complete Interviews |

| Amphibious Aliens | Meet The Real Christine: The World's Most Haunted Car |

2018 April/May/June Update:

As you know, most of the year I publish 2 to 3 articles a day.

However, every year during convention season, I take a break from that to go full swing CosPlay.

From early April 2018 to late June 2018, article posting schedule will be sporadic, while CosPlay Season and Convention events are going full swing.

During this time period, you can expect most, possible all new articles to be focused on costume making, CosPlay, and the characters I'm CosPlaying.

UPDATE: It's now divided into 7 pages. The primary page "Meet Avallach" is now over 20,000 words long. At this rate, it'll cross 60,000 long before the costume is finished, and that's not including the other 5 pages.

There will still be daily updates, but the BULK of the daily updates will be limited to the pages linked here:

Obsession: Meet Avallac'h
[NSFW] Avallac'h & His Nude Women | Witcher 3 Game Screenshots
Historical Accuracy vs Avallac'h
The Avallac'h CosPlay Costume Making Vlogs
How To Make The Avallac'h CosPlay
How Much Did It Cost? Budgeting The Avallac'h CosPlay
Why do children CosPlay rapists & rape victims? & WHY Avallac'h is a M18+ character.
PortConMaine 2018
On Being a Handicapped CosPlayer: A Look At Events of PortConMaine 2017 That Resulted In 3 Disabled CosPlayers Getting hurt at The Convention and How These Things Could Have Been Avoided

UPDATE April 17, 2018: I do not like being harassed online or offline, in any way, shape or form. Sorry, but what just happened this week is intolerable and I've blocked everyone involved and deleted all their posts. I will continue to block any one else who does the same as these people did. If you were one of the 200+ people blocked on my FaceBook account this week, here's a link to tell you why I blocked you: https://www.eelkat.com/cosplying-a-rapist.html

If you want a quicker explanation of what happened, I tell you in this video:

How to Write Hot Sex - Tips For Erotic Romance Authors

By EelKat Wendy C Allen

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This is one of my favourite books to, uhm... read?

Yeah, if you ever watched one of my videos, you know we never get much reading done, what with all the arguments I get into with each book. I'm lucky if I get to the end of a single paragraph in one 20 minute video.

The video series is ongoing right now (October 2017) so if the video is greyed out, it's because it's a scheduled upload that'll go live in a few days. A new video is released daily, so after a week or so, the whole set will display here.

And yes, YouTube did make us remove the word "sex" from the titles. Go figure.

Anyways, what this series is, is I attempt to read a book on how to write sex, and compare it to how I actually do write sex, and I end up going off on rants and rarely get much reading done at all.

People interested in details of how I go about writing the sexual relationship between Quaraun, Unicorn, and GhoulSpawn will be interested in this series as I go in to quite a bit of detail into their sex lives and how I built their 3 way gay relationship.

So if you were ever wondering about the sex lives of Elves, Unicorns, and Demons... this is the let's read author vlog series for you...

How to Write Hot Sex: Tips from Multi-Published Erotic Romance Authors
by Shoshanna Evers

A YouTube #AuthorTube & #BookTube Let's Read Session

Me reading one random chapter called "The Law of Attraction", with arguments on the difference between spelling come vs cum... (we actually made it to the end of the chapter and it only took my 6 videos of 20 minutes each!)

Me reading a chapter called "Sexy Sentences" that teaches us how to write better grammar... written by a self published author who's grammar is horrific... how the hell did she think she could teach us grammar?

From The Book Description:

This collection of essays by multi-published erotic romance authors details the art of writing sizzling hot sex scenes. Whether you’re writing sensual, steamy, or full-on explicit sex scenes, writers can learn from the authors who write and sell sexy books for a living.

Do you want to write erotica? Or an erotic romance? Perhaps you just want to add some hot sexual tension to your romance novel. This is the book for you. Here you’ll find essays on the art of writing smokin’ hot vanilla sex, gay sex, BDSM, kink, and ménage, as well as essays on how to find paying markets and publishers for your books and short stories.

“How to Write Hot Sex: Tips from Multi-Published Erotic Romance Authors” gives you all the information you need to write sex well and get published!

Want to read the book for yourself? Here it is on Amazon:

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Welcome to the New Space Dock 13!Helping Authors Write Weird, Bizarre, Absurd, Psychedelic Horror-Fantasy Since 1996!(We've Moved & Changed URLs; Space Dock 13 is now EelKat.com)(We are also novel-writing-tips.com, a-pink-unicorn.com, & of course are still SpaceDock13.com)

Want To Meet EelKat and The Dazzling Razzberry (Autism Awareness Car) in Person?

This Year's CosPlay: Avallac'hI'm livestreaming making this costume. If you want to see it being made, check out my Avallac'h Costume Making Vlogs on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/user/EelKatSee You There!