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The official website of Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies

As of February 2021, we are now getting up to 7 MILLION visits per day!


This is the home page of

Maine author, artist, Voodoo Priestess, Gypsy Queen, and art car designer:

EelKat Wendy Christine Allen

Chances are high, I'm the most famous person, you'll ever meet.

I am EelKat

The REAL Gypsy Witch Stephen King based his Thinner Gypsy witch off of

and owner of the REAL World's Most Haunted car,

the car Stephen King based his fictional Christine off of,

My family, we are the Gypsies you see in The Thinner, the movie was filmed on my farm,

Founder of The Procter & Gamble Boycott

EelKat of Squidoo, EelKat Voice of the Voiceless.

EelKat Etiole's Friend.

We are the Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Saco, Biddeford, Scarborough, Wells, Kennebunk, Sanford, Bangor, and Palmyra, Maine.


This website started in 1996 and is updated, edited, and added to daily. (NOTE do keep in mind since the April 10, 2015 murder of my children, this site is no longer updated daily, and very few new writing articles are added any more - since 2015 updates have been about weekly and usually are about the continued ongoing investigation into the murder of my family.) 

As of 2021 it has more than 10,000 pages. However, only around 2,000 pages are indexed by search engines (robot blockers and/or passwords, prevent the rest from being findable by Google/Bing/Yahoo/etc.). Around 8,000 pages can only be accessed by clicking on direct links to them. The links are found on other pages on this site. Confusing? Perhaps. But whenever one of those difficult to find 8,000 pages gets traffic, I know that you are VERY dedicated in reading what I wrote or doing some stalker level digging to reach those search engine inaccessible pages and I'd rather not waste my time writing stuff for uninterested parties, plus it's fascinating to see how deep some people are willing dig to find every last word I wrote.

I published my first novel in 1978. Since then I have published 138 novels, 30 non-fiction books, 2,000+ short stories, a dozen plays, a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck comics, a few dozen novellas, and 10,000+ non-fiction articles.

I am asexual and famous for 4 decades of writing 100% sexless stories, laced in extreme blood-gore-and-violence. But in spite of that, in recent years, most people classify me as an Erotica author. I don't know why, as I've never written Erotica or even any sex scenes, and as I am a nun, raised as such from the age of 3, I wouldn't even know how to write sex or Erotica. If you came here looking for sex, BDSM, Erotica, or Dominatrix's, please return to whomever sent you and tell them to burn in Hell where their immoral ass belongs. Also, do tell me their name so I can put a curse on them, so they will never enjoy sex ever again, to punish them for spreading lies about me and connecting my name to anything related to sex at all. I find sex vile and despicable and want no part of your perverse degradation near me.

All of my fiction works are about Alien Elf Wizards who live in Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All of my non-fiction works are about the history of Maine, it's Gypsy Clans, and most especially Old Orchard Beach the town which was settled and founded by my family.

Most of these pages answer reader questions on the worldbuilding, character creating, plotting, writing, editing, and publishing process of my work. 

Others are on the history of my people, The Gypsies of Maine, our culture, our lifestyle, our cars, and our religion.

The rest of the pages are daily updates of the terrorist attacks by Maine's White Supremacists on my non-white family, including updates of the FBI investigation of the April 10, 2015 murder of my children.




IMPORTANT UPDATE:

Due to the murder of my family and the resulting court cases, police investigations, and FBI investigations, I no longer have time to daily update this website.

Likewise ALL novel, short story, and article writing projects are on hiatus.

All book releases, book signings, workshops, and convention appearances for 2015 (and unknown amount of time after) are on hold while the murder investigation of my family is ongoing.

Writing advice for the worldbuilding, character creation, and other writing how to articles are on hold.

From now on, the bulk of updates here will be about the investigation into the murder of my family.

No, NOT just THIS author website, not JUST the EelKat pename, not just self published books: ALL 15 (fifteen) of my penames are on hiatus, that includes traditional published books as well, newspaper reporting jobs, editing jobs, my work for Harlequin Romance Novels, my work for Disney... EVERYTHING is on hiatus. Every publishing house I work for, every series I write, every penname I write under: they are ALL on hiatus, ALL projects.

There is NOTHING being published under ANY penname, not for ANY series, not for ANY publisher, from 2015 onward. EVERYTHING is on hold due to the murder of my family. I do not know when or even if, any of the projects will be restarted or finished.

Yes, BOTH the magazines I owned are indefinitely shut down because of this as well, with no plans for either magazine to return. The publishing house I own is also closed to submissions from now on, we will no longer be publishing anything. It is unlikely we will reopen the publishing house either.

All book signing tours, workshops, letures, PAX events, ComicCon events, carnival/festival/state fair/car show events are also canceled. I will not be attending ANY of them. If a venue still has my name listed as a guest/speaker/etc it is because they've not yet removed it. I WILL NOT be there, no matter where it is! 

EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, IS CANCELED!

The ONLY thing continuing from this point on, is THIS website, where I'll post updates on the murder investigation, hopefully every week, but, you know how it is when 10 members of your family are beheaded, it's kind of difficult to have a schedule for anything anymore.

April 10, 2015 my 12 children were kidnapped,
from 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

May 15, 2015, ten of their heads were nailed to my door.

Do you have information?

FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the 
Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the case.

If you have information about the April 10, 2015 murder of my family 
or any of the attacks on our home and relatives, give it to him not me.
He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322 









Tom Addams & The Warrior's Forum



Do you remember 3 years ago when I first moved my site from it's old URL to this new URL here at eelkat.com and I had not yet announced to ANY ONE ANY WHERE that I was doing so, and before I even had any pages moved, I already had traffic - A LOT OF IT - being directed to me from a link.... a bad review about a web site I hadn't even built yet?

Do you remember that?

Do you remember where that link was?

Do you remember WHO was driving all that mountainous load of traffic to me?

Yep.

Tom Addams of The Warrior's Forum.

He's back.

Yet again.

I didn't know who he was back in 2013 and I still don't know who he is now. 

All I know is his posts resemble posts made by The Kboards Hacker and Kendra Silvermander and it appears that, this Tom Addams is simply yet another user name of this same person (who has already had 52 usernames - 52 Kboards accounts - linked back to 1 single ispn number, which turned out to be the address of a library in Biddeford Maine, the same library the 4-door-white pick up truck is frequently sited at)

It appears that Tom Addams and Kendra Silvermander are the same person, and that this person is also the Kboards hacker, and that this person is the man who drives the 4-door-white pick up truck - the man wanted by the FBI for attempted murder after trying to kill me November 14, 2013.

November 14, 2013...  one of these online scammer type people got pissed off enough to show up at my house and try to kill me - I was paralyzed for 5 months, was 18 months relearning to walk... during that time the attacker hacked my Kboards account, my NaNoWriMo account, my Twitter account, my FaceBook account, and many other places, impersonating me while posting wild crazy lunacy and getting people to believe I was the one posting it. They slaughtered by books with HUNDREDS of 1 star reviews posted every hour for days on end, got Amazon to delete 27 of my novels by doing so (deleted on false charges saying the books were "child porn"... books that had no children or sex in them!)

I was offline for 3 years, while recovering from my injuries, so had no idea the hacker had taken over my accounts or that most of my books had been deleted off Amazon.

When I finally was able to use my hands again and was once again able to type, thus finally able to log in online again, I was stunned by what I had found.

2 weeks after I took-back my accounts, deleted all the hacker's insanity, and changed all my passwords - the attacker arrived at my house again, filled my motothome with thousands of gallons of feces, kidnapped my cats, cut my cats' heads off, and nailed my cats' heads to my door.

To top it all off, they blew up my house with a bomb.

The FBI is now involved, going through all my accounts, trying to find out who this person is, tracing all the author member accounts from both Kboards and NaNoWriMo to try to find out WHICH sociopath member of KB and NaNo is the person wanted for attempted murder, bombing my house, and killing my cats.

As you know he attacked with Flamboyant Nipples in April 2017. That time creating a web site on which he bragged to being a member of the Ku Klux Klan and said he would be coming to Old Orchard Beach to "kill all the bugger fags".

Like the equally baffling Kendra Silvermander, I'm still clueless as to who this Tom Addams is, or what his obsession is with me, but, as you also know, I constantly track traffic to my site - and where it comes from.

In the past couple of weeks a strange thing has happened.

I've a sudden influx of backlinks (ping backs) to my website...

... and not one or two links, mind you...

but

11,572

That's a LOT of back links.

Especially when you consider that 2 weeks ago I had 72 backlinks.

Now I have 11,500 additional backlinks...

...all coming from one place...

The Warrior's Forum.

Now, these ARE NOT links in forum account profiles of signatures, because Warrior's Forum has those set to "no follow" thus they will not show up as backlinks.

I do have a Warrior's Forum account, which I made the day I discovered this Tom Addams lashing out at me... but it only has 83 posts ever made, and as noted, the link in the signature is no follow so Google does not track it.

So where do these 11,000 back links come from?

Forum posts.

Specifically, posts that are being made by... you guessed it: Tom Addams.

I've noticed something about Tom Addams' posts... in addition to being written in the exact same mentally handicapped low IQ child like gibberish Kendra Silvermader writes in.... they also make several references to my home (the one the bomb blew up), my family, my cats, and my gardens... references that can no be found any where online, things I've never talked about online or offline... in some cases, things I had forgotten decades ago.

Whoever Tom Addams of the Warrior's Forum is... he is someone who has set foot in the house the bomb blew up.

Whoever Tom Addams of the Warrior's Forum is... he is someone who has set foot in my yard about 30 years ago... because the things he mentions, have been gone that long.

Whoever Tom Addams of the Warrior's Forum is... he is someone who knows very intimate details about cousins of mine, whom.... I've never personally met and knew nothing about.

Whoever Tom Addams of the Warrior's Forum is... he is someone who called our ducks, geese, the man who drove a back hoe over our house did that too.

Whoever Tom Addams of the Warrior's Forum is... he is someone who has been very accurately posting online, details about the layout of my land... details known to no one, because the layout recently changed and no one was informed of the change, and only a trespasser who's been in my yard recently would know things had been moved.... remembers that July 14, 2017 someone trespassed into this exact same spot and cut up my garden lights on my trees. 


Whoever Tom Addams of the Warrior's Forum is... he is someone who is a relative of mine, either through my Uncle David or Anne Cyr.

Who is this mysterious Tom Addams of the Warrior's Forum?

Why is Tom Addams of the Warrior's Forum piling on so many links to so many pages of my site?

Is Tom Addams of the Warrior's Forum the driver of the 4 door white truck?

Who is Tom Addams?

What is his obsession with me?

Is this Kendra Silvermander with a new name?

Is this the Kboards Hacker, back at his old tricks again?

Is this the man, who on November 14, 2013, tried to kill me, left me paralyzed for 5 months, relearning to walk 18 months, offline for 3 year, while the KBoards' Hacker hijacked my accounts and posted in the sane very familiar gibberish nonsense, while pretending to be me?

Are we now a step closer to identifying the sociopathic monster of Old Orchard Beach, who cut my cats' heads off and nailed their heads to my door?

If you know the answers to these question, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer

He is the FBI Agent in charge of the murder case.

Do You Know The Identity 
of the People Who Did These Things?
Have Information? 
Please Call FBI Agent 
Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322  

I'm a woman who has had 7 miscarriages, and wears "elaborate clothes". Because I have no children, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, beat me up, calling me a transsexual, claiming only a man would dress like I do, claiming that the reason I have no children is because I'm not really female.

They left me paralyzed and crippled. 

They crushed my hips, my pelvis, and my spine, and took away, what little chance I had to carry a pregnancy to full term.

I'm crippled for the rest of my life. I can barely walk now. It's why I'm now on a cane. Any hope I had of having children is gone now.

That's the reality, of the gay hatred of this town. 

I have Autism. I wear pink. I wear glitter. I talk with a "funny gay sounding voice".

According to the people in this town:

I walk like a fag...

talk like a fag...

dress like a fag...

act like a fag...

and therefor must be treated like a fag...

I need to be taught my place...

I deserve to be shot in the head...

I look gay, and therefore I must be, 

because no one but gay men, talk in this voice

no one but gay men wear pink

no one but gay men wear glitter

no one but gay men prance instead of walk...

so they beat me up, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they cut my car in half, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they put a bomb in my house, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they filled my motorhome with feces, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they kidnapped my cats, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they drove a back hoe over my house, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they cut my cats heads off and nailed their heads to my door, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

because I have Autism

and that makes me "too gay for the family friend town of Old Orchard Beach"

I used to dance when I walked... but after 5 months paralyzed, 18 months relearning to walk, and now 4 years later, my leg is lame and I am crippled, barely able to stand, dragging a lame leg, I'll never dance again.

Do you know what that's like?

Can you even begin to imagine?

To be an Autistic person, who can no longer dance when I walk?

They hate gay men so much, that they are willing to beat up a childless autistic women, in ill health, accusing her of being a transvestite.

Because these evil people took away my ability to have children, I had cats; but they took my cats, and cut off their heads, and nailed them to my door.

Welcome to Old Orchard Beach. The gay-hating capital of Maine.

This is the reality of how Autistics are seen by the world.

This is the reality of how Autistics are treated by "normal" people.

This is the reality of being transgender in Old Orchard Beach.

This is the reality of what bullies do to someone with mental illnesses, they do not understand.

This is the reality of living with Autism.

Find out more here.

If life gives you lemons, then you grab life by the balls and say you're taking them too.

Why make lemonade when you can make testicle stew? 

I don't take shit from no one, I stand up to bullies like you.

~EelKat


Have You Seen These Kidnapped Cats?

3 of the 15 Pidgie Fund Cats Have Been Murdered

2 Have Been Found & Returned

These 10 Are Still Missing

If You Know Where They are
Please Bring Them Home

If You Know Who Is 
Holding Them Hostage

Please Call FBI Agent 
Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322  

More Information 







Help The FBI Capture Old Orchard Beach's Gay-Hating, Animal Abusing, Bomb Building, Psycho Terrorist


If life gives you lemons, then you grab life by the balls and say you're taking them too.

Why make lemonade when you can make testicle stew? 

I don't take shit from no one, I stand up to bullies like you.

~EelKat













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