Wendy Christine Allen

Quaraun & BoomFuzzy: Frost Lich embracing Moon Elf -- watercolour art by Wendy Christine Allen

Old Orchard Beach, Maine's Dark Fantasy author: 138 novels, 423 novellas, & 2k+ short stories published since 1978.

💗 50th anniversary of 1st book is in 2028!

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Index of the Quaraun novels, novellas, & short story collections on Amazon

NOTE: If you are looking for The Twighlight Manor series, this is it.

Main character since 1978, Miss Citten The Eel-Kat was retired from main character use in 1987, replaced with Etiole the eel merman, as the new main character, who was retired from main character use in 1996, replaced with his father Sir Roderic as the main character.

In 2014 Roderic was retired from main character use, and his grandfather The Pink Necromancer was pushed forward as the new main character of the series.

In 2016 I rebranded the series as "The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane, aka The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer, formerly known as The Twighlight Manor series." 

The series started September 23, 1978, and is still being written and published in 2025, and now spans 138 novels, 423 novellas, and over 3,000 short stories and novelettes.

Miss Citten The Eel-Kat and her pet flying Space Eels

Captain Goldeneagle aka Etiole de Blue de Azure Swanzen aka The Silver Salamander aka The Silver Eel MerMan

Sir Roderic Swanzen, Lord of The Twighlight Manor

Quaraun Swanzen aka The Pink Necromancer, builder of The Twighlight Manor

Quaraun Swanzen aka The Pink Necromancer, builder of The Twighlight Manor, with his husband BoomFuzzy the Unicorn

All the characters you knew in the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s, including former main characters, EelKat, Etiole, and Roderic, still appear in the new stories, they are just no longer the main characters. It's still the same series about a deranged Lovecraftian Space alien Elf and his huge family and their sentient monster house, same as it always was. Only the name of the series has changed.

Index of the Quaraun novels, novellas, & short story collections on Amazon

Not sure what the series is about? 

Check out 

The Quaraun Series Prologue

and

Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post

to find out more about the plot and lore of the series.

Or try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books:

• Absinthe Slushies: An Ode to Frozen Green Fairy Wine

• Abyssal

• The Accidental Love Potion

• Alone

• Ancient Coin Hoard Unearthed

• The Art of Destroying a Human Village for Fun and Profit

• Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp

• The Bandits and the Pink Necromancer

• The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death

• The Beginning of the End

• Beneath a crimson sky, the silk weaver wove pink silk.

• Bone Dice

• The Book Burning Maggots, a You Can't Spell Hatred Without Red Hats

• BoomFuzzy's Chowder Dilemma

• BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House from Hell

• Captured By The Lich Lord

• The Cast Iron Frying Pan

• The Cellar's Forgotten Treasure

• Chocolate in the Neon Shadows

• Comet Fall Snow Day Blitz

• Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries

• A Dark and Stormy Night

• Dark Damp Basement

• A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest

• A Day At Witch Pond (Part 2)

• The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness

• Desolate Nostalgia on a Frozen Shoreline

• The Disbelief of Humans

• The Egg That Was Not an Egg

• An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit

• An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer

• Enable

• The Enchanted Map

• A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond

• The First Flicker of Dawn

• Five Ways To Save Money in Las Vegas

• Fizzy and Frigid

• Fleeced for Fizz

• GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka

• A Glass of Fresh Milk

• Gloom Blob of Doom: The Dreadful Dripping of the Doom Blob of Gloom

• The Herd Approaches

• Herons in the Dunes

• HellBorne The Evil - Lord of Black Tower

• The Hostess Twinkie Aisle at Biddeford Wal-Mart

• How to Hijack a Human Supply Train Without Getting Shot

• The Howl on Silent Moor

• How To Kill a Lich

• I Am Not GhoulSpawn

• I loved my children, but I loved BoomFuzzy more

• I never wanted to be a wizard

• If your ass ain’t freezing or your brains ain’t scrambled, you’re ain’t really trying

• In Black Tower

• In the Year 2525 In Pepperell Square, Saco, Maine

• Inner Fortitude

• Introducing GhoulSpawn

• Iron Hooves and Burning Roads, Krampus on Wheels
• The Jar of Pickled Toes

• Jibber Jabber Ramblings by the Fire

• Kiss Me Fuckin' Arse - Just Another Day in the Ice-Laced Ruins of The GodForsaken City

• Lens and Light Maintenance

• The Lich's True Form Revealed

• The Lighthouse’s Glass-Eyed Horror

• The Long Road

• Macaroni and Cheese: A Creamy Pasta Dish Drenched in Melted Cheese, Often Topped with Breadcrumbs- It's Never That Easy

• The Map of The Town

• A Market Day Disaster

• Meeting Mallac

• Mint, Madness, and Motor Parts

• The Moon Elves of Ivujivik

• The Moon Goddess Laughs From The Rooftops

• The Moon That Hungers

• Morning Sickness at The Shattered Stein (TW: MPreg Yaoi)

• Necromancy-A Day in the Life of a Bumbling Necromancer-Again

• Nightmare Nook

• No Place for Birth

• Obsessive Love-Dangerous Love

• Open Grave

• Paddlewheel Maintenance

• The Phooka's Dragon School

• Pickling Perfection

• Pink Marabou Trimmed Rainbow Leg Warmers, a Purple Feathered Black Leather Codpiece, and an Emerald Green Overly Fluffy Scarf

• Pink Sheep, Cheesy Burritos, and The Grim Reality of Zombies

• Pocket Lich Unleashed: Quaraun Murders Finderu

• Psychotic Dead Things

• Quaraun's Candle Business

• Quaraun Meets The Gremlin

• Quaraun and The Wandering Turtle City

• Readers vs Readers, What Really Makes a Reader, a Reader?

• The Return of ZooLock

• The River Boat Man-Woman

• The Sacred Pink Secret (TW: Mpreg Yaoi)

• Safety and Emergency System Activated. Please Being Calm

• Santa's Floating Dead Body

• Santa's Letter To Satan

• The Screaming Contest

• A Serial Killer at Large

• Sheep

• Sheep Again

• Six Days Earlier

• Spacious Space

• Spinning Dreams in Silk

• Springtime by the River

• The Strange Village or I Love The Smell Of Decomposing Bodies In The Morning

• Sticky Rice, Bare Fingers, and Slippery Chopsticks

• The Swamp of Death

• The Sweet and Sour of Lemons

• That Afternoon When Quaraun Got Stuck In a Crab Trap

• There is no Mournful Lamb Inn

• 3 Perspectives on an Apple

• Tinkling Lullaby

• Toobe's Well-Prompted Apocalypse (A ChatBot Plans Global Domination)

• The Trade Caravan

• Tumbling Down Stairs With Slutty Elves and Angry Liches
• Two Habits to Help You Lose Weight

• The Valley of the Katopas

• The Valley of the Katopas (Part 2)

• The Valuable Mystery of the Talking Saloon Door and How We Nearly Got Shot Over Stale Tacos

• A Very Important Clump of Grass

• Visiting The Scene of Murder #1 With An UnGelded Stallion

• Wagers and Wiles in the Godforsaken City

• Waiter, There's A Head In My Soup

• We'll Rebuild

• What I Wish I Knew Before Not Becoming an Astrophysicist

• Where Are You Hiding That Horse?

• Why You Should Never Insult the JellyElf in a Street Market

• Wild Rose Hip Tea and a Frosty Morning

• The Witch Massimara Of Mount Yenka

• WORMS!

• You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman

• A Zombie Plague in a Run-Down Tavern

Hmmm... soooo... I was making the above list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the front home pageof my site, here as you can see, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on the home page! Whoops! LOL!

So, now I'm putting list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here on this page instead and just link that page to here instead. But also I'll just leave some of the links here, as you can see above.

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Quaraun Swanzen
aka
The Pink Necromancer

Quaraun the Insane (The Pink Necromancer)

Role: Main protagonist.

The story is always from his third-person limited, past tense point of view. Readers only know what Quaraun sees, hears, or thinks.

The series is villain point-of-view fiction. Quaraun is the point of view villain.

Core Identity

• Race: Moon Elf, biologically female but lives as a male (like Lythande).

• Presentation: Flamboyant, frail, autistic, stoic. Dresses in extravagant resplendent pink silk robes, gemstone-covered.

• Disability: Crippled. Hands crushed in childhood—clawed, fused, nearly immobile. Uses mechanical gold-plated gloves. 

• Limited mobility: uses cane, walker, or wheelchair. Often falls. Hates needing help.

• Power: Necromancer, feared and worshipped. Holds the Rainbow Wand, a mage-tech laser weapon with 16 deadly settings. Known for theatrical, brutal magic use.

• Status: Billionaire artisan tailor, Court Mage of the UnSeelie Court. 

• Worshipped by Thullids. 

• Often pregnant.

• Collects heads. Has rooms full of shelves of the heads of his victims.

Personality:

• Elegant, high strung, overly dramatic, dangerously obsessive, particularly about silk and BoomFuzzy.

• Psychotic villain-vibes, with emotionally venomous monologues.

• Detests being called insane, fragile, or weak—responds with violence and vitriol.

• Hates everything and everyone, an very vocal about it.

• Speaks slowly, with no contractions, and often delivers furious, poetic monologues.

• Never uses contractions, unless he's agitated and forgets to refuse to use them. If he starts using contractions, run, that's the sign he's about to kill someone.

Quaraun is a Supervillain, not a Hero.

• He’s not “complex” in the typical literary sense of a morally gray anti-hero.

• He murders without remorse, often for petty slights or inconvenience.

• He collects heads like trophies. That's not heroic or misunderstood—that's pure villain behavior.

• He’s mentally unstable, obsessed with control, and proud of his capacity for violence.

• His motivations are selfish, obsessive, and reactive, not noble.

What he is NOT:

• He is not a tragic misunderstood hero.

• He is not seeking redemption.

• He is not doing bad things for a greater good.

The F2M transgender Persian Moon Elf main character: The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun The Insane, wearing his pink robes of Moon Goddess worship.

Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer:

The F2M transgender Persian Moon Elf main character: The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun The Insane, wearing his pink robes of Moon Goddess worship.

F2M for those unaware = Quaraun was biologically born female, but transitioned to live as a male; this is why there are stories where Quaraun is sometimes pregnant, in spite of being male and using he/him male pronouns. Quaraun is a Necromancer by the actual dictionary definition of the word, meaning he is a psychic medium who sees and hears ghosts, and uses tarot, spirit boards, and seances to communicate with the dead.

By profession he is a silk weaver/tailor/silk merchant. Quaraun is an Elder God JellyFish who takes the form of an Elf to blend in with society. His 12 foot long hair is made out of venomous, stinging jellyfish tentacles. Quaraun is BoomFuzzy's apprentice and regarded as the world's most powerful still living wizard. Quaraun's exact age is unknown, but he is somewhere around 750 years old. In his SunTa form he is twelve thousand years old. The Scared Pink JellyFish that lives in him, is stated to being over two million years old.

Quaraun is a transman who wears boob bindings, but also has had a forced against his will double mastectomy as a form of punishment, in his youth which heavily contributed to his becoming transgender transitioning to become a man.

Quaraun was the youngest child of a deranged Seelie Court Elf king who had all daughters and wanted a son.

Quaraun was born intersex, having both male and female genitals, and is able to both father children in others and give birth to children himself. Quaraun was also born with severe mental disorders, generally presumed to have low-functioning autism.

As a teenager, Quaraun was identifying as a female and was one of the favourite princesses of the Elf's royal court.

When Quaraun attracted the romantic attention of the UnSeelie Court Faerie King, her father, infuriated, cut off her breasts and mutilated her vagina, in a brutal attempt to force his intersex child to become his son. When Quaraun tried to fight back to defend himself, his father crushed his hands in the grinding wheel of a millstone, which is why Quaraun now has metal prosthetic hands.

Quaraun left The Seelie Court, joined forced with the UnSeelie Court, and continued wearing the royal pink gowns of a Seelie Elven princess, but took to binding his mutilated breasts, using male pronouns and identify as a male, and went on to marry the UnSeelie Court Faerie King becoming his court mage.

All of that information can be found in the novels.

Many of the stories in this collection are elderly Quaraun, now many centuries later, reflecting on this event from his youth.

Quaraun's fluctuating gender, confuses readers who jump into the series without knowing that he is a LITERAL JellyFish.

Quaraun is not biologically a Moon Elf. He is a Thullid, a type of psionic jellyfish-like Elder Brain parasite, who lives inside the hollowed-out skull of a long-dead Moon Elf, animating the Elf’s corpse from within. The long, pink, venomous tentacle “hair” is his real body—his jellyfish appendages disguised as hair. The Elf body is decorative and functional, used for social interaction and manipulating tools.

Quaraun lacks a brain because Thullids are brainless telepathic organisms. His frequent declaration of “I have no brain” is not poetic—he literally has no nervous system. He is immortal due to the regenerative cycle of his species, which allows him to revert between life stages indefinitely, like the real-world Turritopsis dohrnii, the immortal jellyfish.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_dohrnii

His gender changes are biologically driven: Jellyfish naturally change sex throughout their lifespan, and Quaraun fluidly alternates between presenting male and female depending on his stage.

Among Thullids, Quaraun is revered as The Sacred Pink Jellyfish, a mythic Elder Brain believed to be the first of their kind. Some Thullids consider him their god—a divine mother figure, while others fear him as a heretical abomination for bonding emotionally with Faeries and not fully consuming his host.

His obsession with silk, beauty, and delicate physical things is a sensory fixation rooted in his species' natural attraction to light, colour, and texture. His humanoid identity is an elaborate social mask over a barely concealed alien intelligence.

Quaraun is to silk what Sweeney Todd was to barbering: a genius artisan twisted by grief and madness, the best who ever lived—unmatched, elegant, and utterly insane. A stoic, frail Moon Elf who walks with a jewelled cane and speaks in venom-laced poetry, Quaraun weaves spells into every thread of his fabrics. His garments are coveted by kings, cursed by gods, and soaked in the blood of those who dared insult his artistry. He is not just a master tailor—he is a surgeon of silk and murder.

He dresses in shimmering pinks, but his soul is black. His broken, clawed hands move only with the aid of enchanted gold-plated gloves, yet his work is flawless, obsessive, and beautiful enough to drive men mad. Quaraun kills without warning—quietly, suddenly, and with theatrical flourish. A single word, a gesture, the wrong look, and his Rainbow Wand flashes—a throat is slit, a body turned to ash, a city devoured by pink rose-thorned eldritch vines. Then he returns to his loom, unbothered.

He is the crown jewel of psychotic elegance. Worshipped by monsters, feared by all, he built an empire of silk, medicine, and black market magic—then burned it down and made it again, better, crueler, silkier. His love for BoomFuzzy is obsessive and violent. His patience is limited. And when the world displeases him, he carves its seams out one scream at a time.

The series is classified as MPreg due to the fact that in many stories, Quaraun is often pregnant, usually by BoomFuzzy, sometimes by GhoulSpawn

Quaraun has 75 children, most notable of which are King Vileder, Melaca, and Dr. Vangoneese. 

His most notable grandson is Sir Roderic, owner of The Twighlight Manor.

While is most notable great grand sons are Etiole and The Dazzling Razzbury.

Stories about Quaraun are usually set in the era between him being 750 to 800 years old, as this was the time period GhoulSpawn lived with him. GhoulSpawn only lived with Quaraun for a space of around thirty years. This is the era when Quaraun was still identifying as male, but was beginning to dress far more female, due to his growing obsession with Moon Goddess worship. This era was the early stages of his religious tyranny which would lead to his later decent into insanity and eventually crowning himself as The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets and renaming himself SunTa – God of the Sun.

Quaraun as SunTa, King of the Sun, The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with his son King Vielder The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun and Lich King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn (horse form) Quaraun as SunTa, King of the Sun, The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with his great grandson Etiole the eel merman

The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun and Lich King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn (humanoid form) Quaraun with BoomFuzzy in the Maze of Insanity Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer, King of the Moon Elves, seen here with BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, Lich King of The Realm of Fae, King of The Unseelie Court Quaraun and BoomFuzzy

Quaraun's magic is rooted in real world Vodu.

Both Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are "Voodoo Priests"

Quaraun is the High Priest of both Erzulie Fréda and Erzulie Dantò, that he is their literal, chosen vessel on Earth, and that he lives not just in devotion but in spiritual embodiment—changes the stakes of every spell, every silk thread, every grave he tends.

This is not aesthetic. This is ritual duty.

This is queer rage, sacred blood, sequins as wards, and daggers as offerings.

This is Black Vodun, trans survival, Moon-crowned vengeance, and ancestral pride stitched in pink and red silk.

And BoomFuzzy—blind, Black, devoted to the Guédé, walking with Baron Samdi and Papa Legba—adds the liminal fire. He’s not background; he’s the doorway to the afterlife, the veil-ripper, the sex-and-death pathwalker who tempers Quaraun’s fire with irreverent grit.

Quaraun’s Magic:

• Comes from Benin-line Voodoo, not Hollywood Voodoo.
• Is built on serpent rites, silk thread, ancestral pacts, and veve-carved looms.
• Wears pink and glitter because he serves Erzulie Fréda as protector of gay/trans/queer lives.
• Carries daggers (even metaphorically) because he serves Erzulie Dantò, protector of abused children and victims of rape and exploitation.
• Is a fanatical spiritual warrior, not a casual mage.
• Every spell he sells is an act of devotion, not whimsy.

Quaraun is an Erzulie priest, who calls Erzulie the Moon Goddess and that is WHY Quaraun wears pink and glitter.

Quaraun's grandson AlKeme is a Hungon of Damballa, which is why he wears white and has serpent tattoos.

Quaraun spends an inordinate amount of time in graveyards making goopher dust; he hot foots the area around his vardo before setting it up, he draws veve on the vardo and weaves veve into all his cloth, he sets up altars to the loa everywhere he goes.

Quaraun worships Eruzuili, both Freda (pink and glitter) and Danta (red and blood). The twin brides of Damballah.

Both Erzuli's are fierce.

Freda is the deceptively "frilly" in her pinks and sequins, but she is the fierce protector of gay men and transgender people, while her twin sister Danta is the dagger wielding protector of children and sexual abuse survivors.

Quaraun sees himself as their literal representative on earth, it is why he (Quaraun is biologically female) lives as a transman, lives as a gay man, and is a vicious vigilanti protector of children and rape victims. Quaraun takes his role as High Priest of the Moon Goddess VERY seriously. He is devote to the point of being fanatical.

The glitter is not just campy flair. The pink is not aesthetic.
It’s ceremonial, sacred, snake-bound, moon-pulled beauty magic.

Benin–Dahomey Vodun: (how it is different from New Orleans Voodoo)

Benin–Dahomey lineage of Vodun is distinct from the more often cited Yoruba-based, Creole-fused, or Haitian-influenced versions that get overrepresented (and frequently misrepresented) in Western media.

My family descends from Benin, Dahomey, and uses the "snake cult" tradition of voodoo passed down through the Benin line. We are a mix of Scottish, Persian, Mongolian, Kowari PNG, and Benin, Dahomey, in our bloodline and family religion traditions. So we default to the Scottish and Benin type Voodoo which is a bit different from the French/Creole/Yuroba type. So I am pulling from family tradition for this.

Key Differences I'm Working From

• Snake cult (Vodoun Dangbé / Damballa) origin: Central to my great-grandfather's tradition is reverence for serpents as divine, especially python spirits. Snake symbolism isn’t just present—it’s the core axis of cosmology, healing, protection, and balance.

• Ancestral lineage and ritual objects (altars, fetishes, dolls, fabric, knots) matter more than bookwork or formalized creole liturgy.

• Often includes cloth bundles, thread, shells, bones, horns, and ritual objects passed through families, not store-bought.

• Less emphasis on Catholic overlay (like saints) and more on the direct invocation of Loa, often through sacred objects made in secretive, generational practices—woven, buried, fed, or bathed ritually.

• Feminine power is central: I mentioned Erzulie—yes, but your Erzulie is likely not the New Orleans romance-fairy caricature, but the Benin-style fierce Moon Goddess of fertility, justice, psychic power, vengeance, and beauty.

• Scottish syncretism with my family's path means I'm also carrying in Faerie folk knowledge, glamour magic, weaving as power, word-binding, oath-stones, and wind curses. All very consistent with Quaraun’s background.

• Serpent-and-thread magic
• Loom-woven veve glyphs
• Word-bound silk strips and moon-charmed pins
• Bloodline spell bundles passed down and fed with offerings
• Fae logic meets ancestral pacts
• Real, functional folk items that do things—not just sit there and “feel haunted”

Every spell he makes should reflect ritual purpose, symbolic logic, and multi-cultural synthesis from the life he actually lives:
A Vodou-rooted, neurodivergent silk mage, working graveyard spells at midnight while whispering to his moths, calling serpents and spirits with equal reverence.

And he doesn't think twice about slitting the throats of rapists and child abuses in the name of Erzulie Dantò

BoomFuzzy’s Magic:

• Rooted in Baron Samdi, Guédé rites, graveyard wit, and Papa Legba’s crossroads.
• Uses crude language, rum, sugar, spice, dirt, bones, and uncensored truth.
• Serves the spirits of the dead, but also helps the living pass safely.
• Makes offerings with gingerbread and absinthe, not just for fun—but as ritual keys to ancestral communion.

This is why you see my characters doing "Granny swamp Magic" as opposed to doing Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter/Dungeons and Dragons magic.

Voodoo the religion, Hoodoo the ritual practice, and Faerie folklore are combined to create the Magic System used by these three quasi-Voodoo mages.

Voodoo (Voudou / Vodou / New Orleans Voodoo):

• A religion, not a spell system.

• Combines West African spiritual systems (especially from the Fon, Ewe, Yoruba) with Catholicism, and indigenous practices.

• Centered around honouring spirits (called Loa, or Lwa) through altars, offerings, possession, veves, drumming, ritual dance, ancestral veneration.

• In New Orleans, it's been heavily shaped by Creole, French, and Spanish Catholic influence, and Spiritism.

• Voodoo may include spellcraft, but that part is often misrepresented—it's more about ritual devotion, possession, and service to spirits.

Hoodoo (Rootwork / Conjure / Trick Doctoring):

• Not a religion. It’s a separate system of African-American folk magic.

• Based on spiritual power through natural items and ritual practice: roots, bones, herbs, personal effects, crossroads, ancestor work.

• Practitioners don’t “worship” spirits—they manipulate spiritual forces using material items.

• Hoodoo spellwork is where you get things like: 

• Spells are literal: “write the name on paper, anoint with oil, fold away from you, place in jar with herbs, seal, bury at a crossroads.” That is a spell.

Quaraun uses protective items for queer folks and abuse survivors explicitly, since that's core to his Erzulie devotion. He has spells for:

• Trans protection
• Binding abusers
• Queer love blessing
• Warding against spiritual violence
• Justice jars for courts and police corruption

Queer Black Vodun + Silk Craftsmanship + Graveyard Rootwork = Quaraun’s Signature Magic.

• Erzulie Fréda spells: pink, glitter, perfume, sweet—but deadly precise.

• Erzulie Dantò spells: red, iron, thread, and blood-bound justice.

• And weave in BoomFuzzy's Guédé traditions for spirit work, trickster death rites, and grave-clearing.

However... the reason I do not call (in the books) what Quaraun does "Voodoo" is because it is NOT straight up just Voodoo a, and it draws on a lot of more Fantasy types of things as well. And as I am myself a Voodoo priestess rank of Medsan Fey, I know the harm that can be and often if done to our religion when you use the word voodoo in fictional media, especially in Fantasy genres featuring wizards or witches and spell casting.

It is for this reason you never see the Loa mentioned by name, and why you see Quaraun only ever say "The Moon Goddess" (Freda) or "The Moon Goddess's bloody soaked twin sister" (Dantor) or "The Snake God" (Damballa), etc.

You see, while the core base of Quaraun's magic system is in fact real world Voodoo and Hoodoo, it is changed quite a bit as well, has a lot of "Harry Potter" type magic with wands and potions, and a lot of Dungeons and Dragons type magic with big elemental spells like summoning fireballs or casting tornados full of sharks, and monster magic (dragons, mimics, psions, etc) and magic items (bags of holding, cursed amulets, etc) that are not connected to voodoo at all, and could give readers the wrong impression of the Vodoun religion.

You see, contrary to popular urban myths, there is nothing spooky, evil, horror, death spell, demonic, or scary about the Vodou religion, which is a peaceful religion based on reverance of ancestors. There is no "voodoo dolls" or sticking pins in things or casting curses, in actual real Voodoo.

Hoodoo Dolls come from ancient Scotland and are part of Scottish Hoodoo.

Note: Voodoo is an African word, whereas Hoodoo is a Medieval Celtic word originating from the Picts of what is now ScotlanHoodoo is a magic based pagan religion similar to Wicca, which is also a Celtic religion.

Hoodoo was brought to the Appalachians region of America's South by the Scottish Gypsies. It got mixed into the Voodoo religion, when Scottish Hoodooers were smuggling escaped slaves out of the South and taking them to the North.

In the 1700s to 1800s White Slavers would say things like "That hoodoo voodoo mumbo jumbo" to be dismissive of minorities (Blacks and Gypsies) and try to make it sound like Black people and Gypsies were talking jibberish nonsense. End result was that by the late 1800s a lot of white folk were using the Scottish word Hoodoo interchangeably with the African word Voodoo.

Hoodoo DOES in fact use dolls to stick pins in and put curses on people. Curses and hexes and doll baby spells are a central part of Scottish Gypsy culture.

But Voodoo has no culture or tradition of curses, hexes, or doll baby spells.

It was not until the 1920s and Bela Lugosi's movie "The white Zombie" that the word "Voodoo Doll" was even invented. And it was created very simply to make the Black slaves in the movie look evil, for practicing the religion of Voodoo. The White Zombie movie took the practice of Hoodoo and incorrectly slapped the name of Voodoo on it, and this the invention of the Voodoo Doll - a thing that exists ONLY in Hollywood movies.

Unfortunately, that movie got popular, and other movies band wagoned it's success, and soon voodoo dolls were a staple of every Horror movie of the 1920s and 1930s, and by the end of the 1930s Hollywood had convinced everyone that the Voodoo religion was full of curses, evil rituals, and sticking pins in dolls, when in fact that stuff all originated from us Scottish Gypsies and NOT from Black people or their Voodoo religion.

In any case, it was to avoid causing further damage to the Voodoo religion, thar I opted to not use any real names of any religions or deities in my books.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy

• For those unaware, the Quaraun series started out as fanfiction of several things before going on to be it's own thing (most fanfiction things were removed by 1987, and all fanfiction elements removed completely by 2012; from 1996 to 2012 the series was published daily on FanFiction.net, from 2004 to 2010 on MySpace {back when MySpace was a blogging platform}, and from 2005 to 2013 Squidoo). 

• Over the decades it has featured fanfiction from many things, including: It was a combination fanfiction of 

1. The Rocky Horror Picture Show, 
2. Faeries, 
3. Rainbow Brite, 
4. The Herself the Elf, 
5. Rose-Petal Place, 
6. Dragonriders of Pern,
7. She-Ra: Princess of Power, 
8. The Love Bug, 
9. The Cat From Outer Space, 
10. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, 
11. Jem and The Holograms, 
12. ElfQuest, 
13. Splash, 
14. The Dark Crystal, 
15. Labyrinth, 
16. The Smurfs, 
17. The Fall of the House of Usher, 
18. Dr. Phibes Rises Again!, 
19. House on Haunted Hill, 
20. Beneath The Planet Of The Apes, 
21. AD&D/Spelljammer, 
22. Mad Max, 
23. Inuyasha, 
24. and Don't Starve.

• Primary among them was the character Lythande by Marion Zimmer Bradley, whom Quaraun’s character is based upon.

• At it's core, the entire series was most heavily fanfiction of Lythande and The Mists of Avalon, both by Marion Zimmer Bradley.

• Before there was Quaraun, there was Lythande by Marion Zimmer Bradly… the FIRST intersex, transgender homeless Gypsy mage, part of The Mists of Avalon series, which spans dozens of books throughout the 1970s & 1980s, all featuring an intersex, female to male mage main character .

• Lythande started out as a series of short stories in magazines in the 1970s, and was later complied into a collection in the 1980s. After Bradley’s death, several unpublished Lythande stories were found and her granddaughter published “The Complete Lythande” which includes everything she wrote, including the previously unpublished stories, which remain unedited and unfinished.

• After publishing the first Lythande story, Bradley issued a letter to her fans, that Lythande was without copyright and “open world” and invited fans to write more stories for the series. I was one of the fans who answered this.

• When the Bradley lawsuits and court cases rocked the literary world a few years later, I unpublished everything featuring Lythande and the world, and changed all characters and world to OC ones, republishing them, in what is now The Quaraun series.

• For those unfamiliar with Lythande it was the first mass market produced book to feature a transgender main character.

• Lythande at the time of it’s publication was one of the most controversial, most hated, most boycotted, and most banned book of the era — due to it being the first TRADITIONALY PUBLISHED by one of the “Big Four” publishing houses, to feature a TRANSGENDER main character.

• Lythande is a lesbian female, who lives in a part Medival, part ancient Persia, part modern space traveling CyberTech world dominated by woman hating men -who are mass murdering females at alarming levels in an attempt to rid the world of the evil that is women. Lesbian women are the primary target in this nightmarish dystopian world where the LGBTQAI+ community is being massacred in a dictator decreed genocide. In order to help her fellow lesbians gain their rights and freedoms, Lythande goes undercover as a man to infiltrate The Blue Star Warriors, a group of male mages who control the world’s magic. She becomes the most powerful mage of all time across all dimensions, but when the leader of The Blue Star Warriors discovers she is a woman, he curses her. The curse forces her to live the rest of her life as a man, including, she is no longer able to have sex as a woman, literally turning into a male with a penis whenever she tries to have sex with her female lover; additional she is cursed with immortally and lives for thousands of years, falling in love with hundreds of women, and never able to be with any of them as a woman… 

• unfortunately… like Firefly, the series remains unfinished, because the author died before she finished writing it, so, we never find out how the series would have ended.

• My Quaraun books, take that exact same premise and run with it on a full blow ‘What if?”

• — I do highly recommend you read Lythande, if you want to gain a full ‘lore background” on the lore behind my Quaraun series :

The Complete Lythande (Amazon Affiliate Link)
It’s a long wait until the Last Battle of Law and Chaos, when the forces of Good and Evil will clash for the final…amzn.to

• I add the Lythande note to this story today, because this is an MPreg story which leans in heavy on the Lythande lore.

King Gwallmaiic Muddsburge
aka
BoomFuzzy The Unicorn

BoomFuzzy (King Gwallmaiic)

Role: Quaraun’s husband, lover, protector, and king of the UnSeelie Court. Cannibalistic Lich & pastry chef.

Core Identity:

• Species: Phooka (Faerie), undead Lich.

• Race: Black man, 5’1” pygmy from Papua New Guinea. Blind—sees only inches in front of him. Uses steampunk VR goggles to see.

• Form: Shifts between humanoid form and a lilac Shetland pony unicorn with a silver horn. Can take the form of (living) anything or any one.

• Status: King of the UnSeelie Court. 

• A former TV celebrity chef with Goblin sous chefs, currently works as a food truck chef.

• Owner of a culinary empire; owns dozens of restaurants, food trucks, taverns, pubs, biker bars, noodle shops, pizza parlors, candy shops, and tea houses across the planet.

Personality:

• Crude, foul-mouthed, hypersexual, cocky, chaotic. 

• Uses everything as an excuse to flirt with Quaraun.

• Unapologetically lewd. Extremely possessive and jealous of Quaraun.

• Reckless. Cruel to others, loving and teasing toward Quaraun.

• Thinks nothing of holding someone's face on a frying pan and grilling them to death.

• Often mocks Quaraun’s seriousness with sex jokes and threats of horny violence.

• Uses Scottish street slang, colloquialisms, metonymy, and filthy vulgarity.

• Swears constantly. Uses the word 'fuck' like it was a replacement for commas, quotation marks, and periods, but he's from Biddeford, so that's expected.

• Speaks fast, sharp, unpredictable. Lecherous and violent in every sentence.

• King of Pepper Valley in the year 3999 - Pepper Valley was Pepperell Mills Valley, Biddeford, Maine in the 20th century. 

• His river sprawling red bright kitchen filled smoke stack towered, fortress is the 40th century rebuilt version of North Damn Mill and Pepperell Mill Factories.

King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn: The Lich Chef – Undead Cannibal God, Frost-Faerie of the Eternal Banquet

BoomFuzzy is a Sadistic, Hypersexual, Undead Murder Machine, built by The Pink Necromancer to be his lover and protector. 

• Cannibalistic Lich pastry chef? He literally cooks and eats people. Often while they are still alive.

• He is obsessed with Quaraun to the point of possessive psychotic violence.

• He’s gleeful in torture. Holds people’s faces on hot pans. Mocks their screams.

• Sexual sadist, violent dominator, and the actual monster under your bed.

• He was The Pink Necromancer's first attempt at resurrecting UnDead, but because he was old and set in his ways before death, he's now difficult to control after death.

What he is NOT:

• Not a lovable rogue.

• Not a misunderstood sex-positive icon.

• Not a wise old mentor.

He is a Faerie war criminal who cooks souls for desserts.

King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn:

The Lich Chef – Undead Cannibal God, Frost-Faerie of the Eternal Banquet

Quaraun's husband, BoomFuzzy aka King Gwallmaiic, a Scottish Phooka, who is King of The UnSeelie Court. BoomFuzzy is a "classic fantasy type" Necromancer who uses sorcery to raise the dead. 

Being a Faerie he is also an illusionist and master of trickster magic. By profession, he is a Master Chef, owning the global monopoly on restaurants, taverns, pubs, and food trucks. Until his death, BoomFuzzy was regarded as the world's most powerful wizard. He is now a Lich.

BoomFuzzy is a candy mage and he is literally an actual unicorn.

I have discovered over the years, that readers often think of BoomFuzzy as though he were a man who takes a unicorn form, and that is incorrect.

BoomFuzzy the Unicorn is an actual Unicorn who takes a Humanoid form so that he can be with an Elf lover (Quaraun). And this was done SPECIFICALLY in 2013, when Amazon mass banned "Monster Porn" from their website, changing their ToS to state that all romantic relationships between character, MUST be "HUMAN FORM". Over twenty thousand authors were banned from Amazon, including some of the biggest names in traditionally published Romance,  and more then two million books were banned by Amazon, included over five thousand books published by Harlequin - Harlequin, never recovered either - good search for Harlequin books on Amazon, you'll see what I mean..

And contrary to popular myth, Amazon was NOT targeting only Erotica, they went after EVERY GENRE - Romance, Fantasy, Horror, you name it, even books without sex, including children's books that simply feature anthropomorphic characters, including several Disney books featuring Mickey and Donald. Amazon, in February 2013, simply declared, any romantic couple had to BOTH be humanoid. . And while my series did not have sex, it did have an Elf who was married to a Unicorn. And so since 2014 onward, all books written that end up on Amazon, show BoomFuzzy in humanoid form. You have to read the books published elsewhere for the horse form stories now.   

And so in 2013, all Quaraun books were removed from Amazon KDP, many never to return, because 2013 was the same year my son was murdered, a few months later, and so I simply never got around to editing the books and republishing them.

The books that did get republished, no longer showed Quaraun and his UNICORN LOVER and instead showed Quaraun and his Unicorn who was NOW A SHAPE SHIFTER (something BoomFuzzy was NOT prior to 2014) who took a Human-like form in many scenes.

His TRUE FORM is the lilac Shetland Pony.

The little black man he transforms into is the illusion glimmer spell form.

Remember, BoomFuzzy's magic is bizarro unicorn magic that defies laws of physics. BoomFuzzy the Unicorn is the only known Unicorn in existence, an absolutely unique and astoundingly rare creature.

BoomFuzzy, the novel, a 750 page novel that sold over a million copies in 2014, is literally about BoomFuzzy's candy shop where he makes candy, incliding unicorn shaped peppermints. BoomFuzzy's BoomFudgy Chocolate Cover Apricots are a pivotal and legendary candy in the series, most notably because it was the last thing he made before he injected them with poison and then ate one to kill himself, an event that directly resulted in Quaraun's becoming a necromancer specifically so he could resurrect BoomFuzzy as a Lich, but because Quaraun was drunk, he resurrected BoomFuzzy as a purple unicorn. BoomFuzzy now back from the Swamp of Death, returned to candy making and pastry cheffing.

Also in the above mentioned novel is a scene, which shows the young, innocent, and still a virgin Moon Elf, find a tiny Unicorn, the size of a goat, caught in a Human's trap. A horse normally would die from a broken leg, due to their delicate bone structure. The young virgin Elf freed the Unicorn from the steel jaws trap, and hid the dying horned pony in the marsh, then tended to it's injuries, caring for the unicorn for nearly 3 years before the tiny pony finally recovered the use of it's leg. The unicorn ran away, but never forgot the Elf who saved it.

Years later, when Quaraun (in a direct retelling of Rapunzel) was tortured and locked in the tower by his deranged father, the unicorn miraculously returned and rescued the dying Elf, roles reversing, as the Unicorn now took on initially a Moon Elf form to tend to the Elf's injuries.

The Elf was terrified of seeing a Moon Elf and the scene follows the Unicorn changing form many times becoming gnomes and drawfs and many other creatures, before finally transforming into the little black pygmy man, whom Quaraun was not frightened of. The Unicorn kept this form from that point after, and 2 of them later married.

It is long established in the series that Quaraun - a TINY WHITE FEMALE - is absolutely terrified of LARGE WHITE MALES after a childhood of beatings and sexual abuse. And this was why a PYGMY BLACK man did not scare Quaraun, and the reason for BoomFuzzy taking this form.

It is for this reason Quaraun says "Unicorn" or "my Unicorn" and never "BoomFuzzy", because BoomFuzzy literally IS an actual Unicorn.

Unicorn magic is a blend of My Little Pony Cuteness, Alice in Wonderland Absurdity, and McGees Alice's deranged insanity. And it includes BoomFuzzy's Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies a box of peep like marshmallow bunnies coating with glistening pink sugar, that when thrown "Worms 3D Holy Hand Grenade Style" at someone they turn into "Monty Python style Vampire Bunnies" that act as BoomFuzzy's personal army.

But many readers have taken issue with BoomFuzzy being a black man - to the point that it is why I no longer have email, because one reader too to DAILY writing 10k+ word long emails, railing white power black-hating craziness, for the space of multiple years and I simply got rid of having email because I got sick of white readers having anti-black meltdowns at me every day. These readers quite simply forgot that BoomFuzzy the UNICORN, is LITERALLY A HORSE and is NOT a man at all.

BoomFuzzy is not a man. He was once—a vile, demonic Faerie war-HORSE, a blood-soaked pastry baking UNICORN king whose empire fed nations their own dead—but that was a lifetime ago. On the hundredth anniversary of his death, he clawed his way back from the grave as a Lich, and what returned was something colder, crueler, and utterly unkillable.

Now he is immortal. Cut off his head, he reattaches it. Burn his body, he reforms in frost. Kill him, and he rises again, smiling through teeth of ice.

He is a Lich of frost and famine, whose kiss draws the warmth from the living, freezing their blood solid in their veins. He commands necromantic ice magic, conjuring blizzards from his breath, snowstorms from his fury. His kitchens are meat lockers, his ovens tombs.

BoomFuzzy is a culinary god of death who wields his chef’s knives with the elegance of a ballet dancer and the precision of an autopsy. His sous chefs are goblins. His ingredients? Anyone who displeases him. He is obsession incarnate—possessive, jealous, feral with love for Quaraun.

And he is not a joke. His crude flirtation, his lewd innuendos—they are weapons of psychological war, not humour. His rage simmers beneath every pun. His hunger is endless. He has murdered whole cities for daring to look at Quaraun the wrong way. He is the UnSeelie King, an undead tyrant, and when he says “I love you,” he means “I own you,” and he will freeze the world to prove it.

BoomFuzzy is also half-Human. His mother was a Mongolian/Chinese Human, which is why he wears distinctively Asian outfits, along with a great kilt worn as a cape. Known as BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, he often takes the form of a purple Unicorn. BoomFuzzy's exact age is unknown, though he was well over two thousand years old at the time of his death, and Quaraun resurrected him as a Lich around 500+ years ago, making him close to 3,000 years old.

In his BlackBird form he is fifteen thousand years old.

Greymorsh Liore
aka
GhoulSpawn

GhoulSpawn (Glinta; Ghouly; Gremlin)

Role: Minor background character. Quaraun’s shy admirer. The stabilizing third wheel of the trio.

Core Identity:

• Species: Sheep-Demon-Satyr.

• Origin: From literal Hell. Isekai’d to 1970s Earth, then Isekai’d to 40th century Earth. Hippie background. Terrified of this new, violent world.

• Appearance: Gold fleece, ram horns, digitigrade legs. Speaks like a nervous wreck.

• Power: Fire summoner, growing into powerful magic. Cannot lie. Will surpass both Quaraun and BoomFuzzy in time.

Personality:

• Stoic, emotionally flat, often overwhelmed and overstimulated.

• Cannot understand humor; jokes confuse or distress him.

• Gentle, submissive, devoted to Quaraun, terrified of BoomFuzzy.

• Analytical, obsessive, detail-oriented. Loves Quaraun but feels inferior.

• Speaks in long, breathless, run-on sentences with Polysyndeton, Congeries, Metanoia, and Eutrepismus. Frequently self-corrects mid-sentence. Says too much.

• Thinks aloud, overly explains everything, repeats phrases in panic.

GhoulSpawn is a Sheep Demon Stranded in a Nightmare.

• Emotionally flat, incapable of understanding humor, hyper-analytical, and completely overwhelmed.

• Not evil yet—but growing under the influence of these monsters.

• He follows them not because he wants to, but because he’s clinging to Quaraun like a trauma anchor.

• He’s not safe. 

• He’s unstable. 

• Emotionally numb Isekai'd Sheep-Demon slowly turning evil

• And his powers are escalating.

What he is NOT:

• Not comic relief.

• Not a sidekick with a conscience.

• Not there to balance out the evil.

He is the next monster in the making.

• He was The Pink Necromancer's NEXT attempt at resurrecting UnDead, only he's not yet dead; he's still alive, but because he is young and eager to please his elders, he's now being sculpted and molded by both Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, into becoming Cheeka, the most deadly monster The Pink Necromancer ever built.

Glinta aka GhoulSpawn the Crazed:

Their on again-off again mad scientist golden fleeced Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine.

GhoulSpawn was born on a boiling, fire planet, but as a small child was summoned to 1959 Earth by Humans with a ouija board. He lived among Humans, getting a PhDs in Quantum Physic and AstroPhysics, invented time travel, built a time machine, and then in 1978, fell through a portal, and is now trapped in 40th century Maine.

Being a Demon from literal Hell, he has natural elemental abilities with fire and can summon hell creatures.

He is Quaraun's apprentice, and feared by Humans to be on a fast track to becoming more powerful than either BoomFuzzy or Quaraun.

The Rift-Walker – Hell’s Chronomancer, Demon of Portals, Summoner of Infernal Livestock

GhoulSpawn is a walking black hole in reality—a Sweeney Todd of the space-time continuum, whose trauma-choked mind opens gates to other realms the way others draw breath. He is the greatest chronomancer in existence, a Sheep-Demon Satyr displaced by centuries, abandoned in a frozen hellscape, and now loyal only to Quaraun. His hooves leave scorched snow behind him. His golden omega eyes never blink. And when he speaks, it is with robotic honesty and unnerving exactness—truth only, always, emotionless, sterile, and terrifying.

He cannot lie. He cannot joke. He does not understand laughter. But he understands orders—and when Quaraun gives them, entire villages are erased in molten firestorms, devoured by bleating obsidian sheep, or dragged into alternate timelines that never end.

GhoulSpawn is no child. He is not innocent. He is the Omega Gate, a biological weapon, soft-spoken and broken, but capable of unraveling oceans when triggered.

He speaks in spirals, breathless and endless, overwhelmed by too much memory and not enough grounding. He opens rifts that cannot be closed. He is terrified of BoomFuzzy but obeys him without question.

GhoulSpawn does not laugh when the world burns. He just watches the flames, counts the corpses, and waits for Quaraun to tell him where to strike next.

Due to his messing around with time travel, there are 5 different versions of him which appear throughout the series, each from different dimensions and alternate time lines, each one uses a different name (Glinta, GhoulSpawn, Gremlin, Checka, ZooLock - while GhoulSpawn is the one seen most often, Gremlin is in fact the correct original one).

GhoulSpawn is very young, not yet 50 years old.

The Gremlin version of him is around 500 years old, while the Checka version of him is thirteen thousand years old, and the ZooLock version of him is stated to be "old as time".

 | The Series Prologue | 

| Writing & Creating the Characters |

I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life. 

Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).

NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.

ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.

In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters.  I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.

Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.

I DO NOT write Erotica.

I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.

The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agengt Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

The FBI believes the people behind the impersonation accounts showing up, are relatives of the woman who murdered my son.

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