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November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

NEVER FORGET:

My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!

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FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

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 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 

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Now that we've reached 10,000 pages on this site, it has become necessary to create a new method of indexing the pages, seeing how it's not possible to link 10,000 pages from the navabar... heck, I had trouble just linking the top 100 pages in the navabar! LOL!

Since moving to this new url in 2013, I've been linking the top 100 most visited pages in the navabar and then linking to everything else from them. As of October 15, 2017, that system is being replaced with this one, which, hopefully will make it easier for you to navigate around this massive site.

So, now I'm creating topic pages, which will contain the links to the pages, and I'll just link to the topic pages in the navabar instead. Hopefully this system of indexing the pages will make it easier for you to find the pages you are looking for.

Enjoy!

This page's topic is...

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An Author's Guide To Building & Maintaining A Website

A Guide To Web-building, SEO, & MMO For Novelists & Short Story Writers: An Author's Guide To Building & Maintaining A Website + SEO for authors & How authors can make money online.

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Web-Building With SBI
A Complete Guide To How I Use SBI To Make Money Online And You Can Too
The Index For All The Articles In This Series:

Web-Building

1. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
2. How many pages does a SBI site need to be, in order to succeed?
3. What url structure should I use? Google's Pigeon & Local Business

Finding Your Niche & Is Online Income Right For You?

• Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
• Write About What You Already Know
  

SEO, Keywords, Traffic, & Online Marketing

1. Some questions for bloggers who get 25k+ pageviews a month.
   
2. EelKat's Guide To Squidoo Success (the original article from 2007; updated edition for SBI coming soon)
3. Branding Yourself While Avoiding The Scams
   
4. Rhino Links aka Wikipedia Link HiJacking
5. SEO Advantages of Embedding YouTube Videos On Your Website
   
6. Increase website traffic: sources for getting instant traffic for any website
7. Got a Local Business That Needs Targeted Traffic? Try Google's Pigeon
8. Attracting Readers: How to attract more customers
9. Re: need help on google analytic bounce rate
10. SEO & Internet Marketing For Authors: How NOT To Be A Scam

Keyword Marketing

1. Keyword Marketing - What to do when your best keywords are low demand and no supply
2. Our Primary Site Topic Is Small Penis? Reaching #1 on Page 1 of Google. Step by step how we ranked #1 on page 1 of Google for 51 keywords including "small penis".
3. What Keywords Do I Use On My Site?
4. Using SoloBuildIt's (SBI) Brainstorm It Master Keyword List (MKL) For Content Site Niche Topic Keyword Research
5. How To Place KeyWords On Your Page
6. How different are the three lists for one keyword topic?
7. Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing
8. Tier1-Tier2-Tier3 and Related Keywords | SBI Web-building & SEO For Authors
   

Building Your Brand

1. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
2. Branding Yourself While Avoiding The Scams
   
3. Be True To You: YouTube Gamers: "Faking" a personality until you make it?
   
4. On Using Controversial Word In Your Domain Name & How They Can Damage Your Brand or What Does "Top Left USA" Mean To You? - A Scottish Gypsy's Thoughts On American Slang Words
5. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
6. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies
   
7. Tom Addams & The Warrior's Forum: A Look At How The KKK Uses Terrorism and Forum Trolls To Build Their Brand
8. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
9. Are you insane? Am I? Let's Find Out...
   

Social Media Marketing

1. How To Add Follow & Share Buttons For 200+ Social Networks To Your Website
2. 640 Twitter & Instagram Hashtags You Should Be Using
3. Passive Social Media: Adding Follow Icons To Your Site
4. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.

Content Marketing

1. Content Marketing & writing: How I write content for my website
2. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
3. Content writing: How long do you spend creating a quality blog post?
4. People are not interested in long winded copy
5. Are Bad Reviews Good For You?
6. Just Write!
   
7. Hackers, Plagers, Pirates, & Thieves.... When Your Work Is Stolen
   
8. Making YouTube Videos: How did you decide what content to make?
9. Content Writing: Your Ideas Database Backlog
10. Write A Lot - Content Is King
11. Create Original Content
12. People are not interested in long winded copy?
13. Creating Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
14. Proper Use of Exclamation Points & All Caps
    
15. Twerking Dragons: The Joys Of Writing A Novel With A Voice Recorder
16. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
    
17. Average Typing Speed
18. Where To Get Endless Ideas For Short Stories, Novels, and Articles
19. COPPA Compliance | The Struggles of Writing Yaoi In America
    
20. Writing with Beat Sheets
21. How To Stay Motivated To Write
    
22. People Who Don't Write Giving Bad Writing Advice
    
23. Only one thing is writing...WRITING! So just start writing, right now, today.
    
24. The Business Side Of Writing and Being an Author
    

Affiliate Marketing

• Amazon book purchase did not result in revenue
• Is Google's FRED Update Killing Affiliate Monetized Niche Content Sites?
• FRED: Google's Most Deadly Update Ever?

Offline Marketing

• Putting Flyer's On Car Windows In Parking Lots
• How valuable is a writer’s group?
• On being a handicapped CosPlayer at PortCon Maine 2017
  

Google

1. Google Flagged Your Site! What To Do? (Help For Web Masters)
2. Re: need help on google analytic bounce rate
3. Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing - Meet Pigeon: Google's Best Bird Yet!
4. Our Primary Site Topic Is Small Penis? Reaching #1 on Page 1 of Google. Step by step how we ranked #1 on page 1 of Google for 51 keywords including "small penis".
5. Disney vs Google: The YouTube Boycott & How It Effects Us Content Creators
6. Is Google's FRED Update Killing Affiliate Monetized Niche Content Sites?
7. FRED: Google's Most Deadly Update Ever?

Making Money Online

1. Is $2K - $5K monthly income reasonable to expect from an SBI website?
2. Life As A YouTuber: How To Earn An Income From Making Videos
3. Spending Money To Make Money Online
4. Why I Would Not Buy From Your Website (My Response To A FeedBack Request)
5. Do you need a product or service to gain revenue or are CPM ads enough?
6. Amazon book purchase did not result in revenue
7. How To Make Money On AdSense A Guide For Small Business Sites Looking For Local Site Traffic
8. Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy
9. But what exactly IS a full time income?
10. What vlogging equipment is needed to get started as a YouTube vlogger?
    
11. For those wondering what my #1 income source is, it is this: Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
12. And my #2 source of income is this: YouTube Index

Amazon (Kindle Sales & Affiliates) As An Income

1. Amazon book purchase did not result in revenue
2. Are Erotica Sales Down Since June (2015)?
   
3. Is there still a market for Kindle serials?
   
4. Selling 1,000 Books A Day - A Look A What It Takes To Be A Kindle Millionaire
   
5. What are the chances of being able to live off of writing books?
   
6. Erotica & The Cult of The Kindle Millionaires 
7. A Look at why books without sales get a lot of (fake) reviews
8. Vanishing Books Update - Why 27 of my books were deleted off Amazon
9. Quaraun & The Amazon Adult Filter
10. The Kboards Anthology: What happens When a psychopath doesn't get published: the trail of dead authors

AdSense Income

1. How To Make Money On AdSense A Guide For Small Business Sites Looking For Local Site Traffic
2. Disney vs Google: The YouTube Boycott & How It Effects Us Content Creators

Print On Demand (POD) Income

1. For those wondering what my #1 income source is, it is this: Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts

YouTube Income

1. And my #2 source of income is this: YouTube Index
2. How To Earn An Income From Making Videos
3. Disney vs Google: The YouTube Boycott & How It Affects Us Content Creators
   
4. What vlogging equipment is needed to get started as a YouTube vlogger?
   
5. YouTube Lets Plays: How Many Series Do You Do At Once?
   

My Pages That Bring In The Most Income:

People are always asking which of my pages bring in the most income, so here they are, so you can study what I did to do the same thing on your site:

1. Yoga Pants by EelKat
2. Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
3. Pink Flamingo #13
4. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
5. Medieval Servants: Their jobs and their place in historical fiction.
6. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
   
7. Purple Fetish Shoes
   
8. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
9. YouTube Videos By EelKat 
   
10. The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer: Quaraun The Insane
    
11. Sandpipers On Old Orchard Beach
12. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies - The Complete Interviews 
    
13. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
    
14. Bumper Sticker Quotes
    
15. World's Most Haunted Car Merchandise
16. Pastel Rooster
17. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
18. Fabric Designed By EelKat
    
19. Quaraun CosPlay Fabrics
20. Wristlets, Wrist Bags, Mini Clutch, Cosmetic Bags, and Designer Mini Purses
    
21. How to Become a Renegade Writer
    
22. Publising Methods
23. Pillows By EelKat
    
24. How To Write A Stage Play Script Frenzy 2010 Writing Dialogue
    
25. Writing Dares - Prompts Random Generator For Fantasy Novelists & DMs
    
26. Book of Shadow Pages | ScrapBooking Papers
    
27. I Am Not GhoulSpawn | Excerpt From Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
    
28. Keychains by EelKat
    
29. The Saco River Curse
    
30. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
    
31. Autism Service Dog Uniforms
32. Rubber Stamps by Eelkat

Interestingly, if you cross reference this list with the list of the top 100 most visited pages of the year (2017 currently) you will notice a few of these pages are my top most visited pages (one of which with over 10 million lifetime views) but that MOST of the pages on this list did not even make it into the top 500 most viewed pages list.

Yes, it is in fact my pages with the LEAST amount of views that end up bringing in the most income, and this is why I always tell people not to focus on getting lots of high views, but rather to focus of just a few narrowly focused targeted views.

It only takes a few people buying products to earn an income.

And you will notice, as I said: it is people BUYING PRODUCTS that brings in the bulk of my income. (In my case buying my art and my novels). AdSense and Affiliates bring in less than 30% of my income.

If I relied on AdSense and Affiliates, I would not be able to live full time off my online income. So keep in mind that when you start a website, the best way to earn money from it is to have your own unique product to sell, that can not be bought from anyone but you, because you yourself created it.

Review Marketing -
A Dangerous Slope To Follow

The SBI vs The Wealthy Affiliates Review Wars
Squidoo's Plagiarism Death Blow
&
The Kboards Hacker

An Insider's Look At What Happens When People Become Obsessed With Getting Reviews

Or a tale of a house bomb, 3 murdered authors, 5 suicide author deaths, an author left crippled, a motorhome filled with 1,000s of gallons of feces,  2 beheaded cats... and the FBI's arrival in Old Orchard Beach

1. Tired of people who don’t care. :( Tired of the harassment. :(
   
2. Question Everything Before You Write It
   
3. The War between SBI & Wealthy Affiliates & A Lesson From Squidoo's site killing mistake or Why I Refuse To Write a Review For SBI
4. SBI: To Review or Not to Review? That Is The Question
5. A Look at why books without sales get a lot of (fake) reviews
6. Are Bad Reviews Good For You?
7. The Terrorists of Old Orchard Beach Put My Dad In a Coma
8. Tom Addams' Warrior Forum Offline Attacks: The Attempted Murder of my Brother on November 9, 2017
9. Amazon vs Kendra Silvermander: or What Happens When an psychopathic unpublished author created 52 fake Amazon accounts and uses them to post 3,000+ fake 1 star reviews on your books
10. Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach
    
11. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
12. The Truth Behind the Kboards Anthology and it's trail of dead authors: Review wars: the new age of self-publisher online terrorism that resulted in 3 authors being murdered and 5 more authors committing suicide
13. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
14. Tom Addams & The Warrior's Forum: A Look At How The KKK Uses Terrorism and Forum Trolls To Build Their Brand
15. I’m "evil" because I write books? WTH? Anyone else ever get this?
    
16. Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
    
17. How I Discovered The Warrior's Forum
18. September 26, 2017 - The Latest Attack By The KKK on The Thinner Gypsies
19. The FBI In Old Orchard Beach, Maine Trying To Capture A Domestic Terrorist
20. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies & The Ku Klux Klan of Old Orchard Beach
21. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
22. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
23. April 2015 Update: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach: The Kidnapped Cats
24. Lives Destroyed: Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
25. Vanishing Books Update - Why 27 of my books were deleted off Amazon
26. February 10, 2008 - Harassment Continues in Old Orchard Beach, Maine
27. Trespassers: April 2007 Updates
28. SCRIPT FRENZY 2010: I WON! & Psycho Stalker Attacks
    
29. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies
    
30. Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach | The Site That Makes Fun of Terrorist Hate Crimes

Content Writer's Resources:

What do you want to become? 
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!

~EK
EelKat.com
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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.

~EelKat

If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322