You have reached Maine's largest and most trafficked website.
As of February 2021, we are now getting up to 7 MILLION visits per day!
This is the home page of
Maine author, artist, Voodoo Priestess, Gypsy Queen, and art car designer:
EelKat Wendy Christine Allen.
This website started in 1996 and is updated, edited, and added to daily.
As of 2021 it has more than 10,000 pages. However, only around 2,000 pages are indexed by search engines (robot blockers and/or passwords, prevent the rest from being findable by Google/Bing/Yahoo/etc.). Around 8,000 pages can only be accessed by clicking on direct links to them. The links are found on other pages on this site. Confusing? Perhaps. But whenever one of those difficult to find 8,000 pages gets traffic, I know that you are VERY dedicated in reading what I wrote or doing some stalker level digging to reach those search engine inaccessible pages and I'd rather not waste my time writing stuff for uninterested parties, plus it's fascinating to see how deep some people are willing dig to find every last word I wrote.
I published my first novel in 1978. Since then I have published 138 novels, 30 non-fiction books, 2,000+ short stories, a dozen plays, a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck comics, a few dozen novellas, and 10,000+ non-fiction articles.
I am asexual and famous for 4 decades of writing 100% sexless stories, laced in extreme blood-gore-and-violence. But in spite of that, in recent years, most people classify me as an Erotica author. I don't know why, as I've never written Erotica or even any sex scenes, and as I am a nun, raised as such from the age of 3, I wouldn't even know how to write sex or Erotica. If you came here looking for sex, BDSM, Erotica, or Dominatrix's, please return to whomever sent you and tell them to burn in Hell where their immoral ass belongs. Also, do tell me their name so I can put a curse on them, so they will never enjoy sex ever again, to punish them for spreading lies about me and connecting my name to anything related to sex at all. I find sex vile and despicable and want no part of your perverse degradation near me.
All of my fiction works are about Alien Elf Wizards who live in Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All of my non-fiction works are about the history of Maine, it's Gypsy Clans, and most especially Old Orchard Beach the town which was settled and founded by my family.
Most of these pages answer reader questions on the worldbuilding, character creating, plotting, writing, editing, and publishing process of my work.
Others are on the history of my people, The Gypsies of Maine, our culture, our lifestyle, our cars, and our religion.
The rest of the pages are daily updates of the terrorist attacks by Maine's White Supremacists on my non-white family, including updates of the FBI investigation of the April 10, 2015 kidnapping and murder of my children.
FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the case. If you have information about the April 10, 2015 murder of my family, the October 16, 2006 bombing of our house, the August 8, 2013 back hoe driving over our next house, or any of the attacks on our home and relatives, give it to him not me. He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322
The bulk of this website is a massive database of how-to articles for anyone looking to write and publish Dark Fantasy & Weird Horror.
Some stuff is indexed. Most stuff isn't. The links below take you to the most popular/most visited pages. Each of them contains more links to more pages. That should get you started.
Enjoy your stay!
August 22, 2021 update: Extreme family emergency is happening... I'll not be online anywhere for at least the rest of the week... recent attack on my family has put family members is the hospital ICU in critical condition.
(UPDATE: Sept 19, 2021 - Due to mass influx of Covid19 patents at Maine Medical Center - the ICU has sent my dad back home, but - he has had heart surgery, he died and was revived twice while at the hospital, and is at home still in critical condition with daily doctor care - I will be online more as he's home and I'm no longer staying at the hospital, and can be online while I care for him here, however his condition is still extremely critical and he was only moved out of the hospital because all 9 of Maine's hospitals are over capacity with Covid19 patents and new rules state all elderly are to be removed from life support and sent home, in order to make room for Covid19 patients)
FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the case. If you have information about this incident or the April 10, 2015 murder of my family, the October 16, 2006 bombing of our house, the August 8, 2013 back hoe driving over our next house, or any of the attacks on our home and relatives, give it to him not me. He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322
Are you looking for the specific page he reviewed?
If so, it's this one:
Noses, Penis Piercings, And Rapunzel Hair: Writing Character Descriptions: A Detailed Look At How I Write Character Descriptions of The Quaraun Series
aka What Tom Addams' referred to as
Flamboyant Nipples & Wizard Testicles Writing Character Descriptions A Very Detailed Look At How I Write The (Very X-Rated & Often Controversial) Character Descriptions of The Quaraun Series
And by reading my article for yourself, you can see how it has NOTHING to do with sex, porn, erotica, nipples, or testicles. Tom Addams is a PERFECT EXAMPLE of a reader who has absolutely zero reading comprehension at all, and a good amount of seeing what he WANTED to see, even though what he saw and what I wrote, were complete opposites.