Looking to connect with me on social media? Links to all my official accounts can be found here:

<<<<---  If it is not on that list, it is not me. 

Please note that since 2013, there have shown up several FAKE "EelKat" accounts, often using photos stolen from my website. Those accounts are run by a stalker who also goes by the names Kendra Silvermander & Tom Addams. They are wanted by the FBI, so if you run across one of these fake accounts pretending to be me, please report it to FBI Agent in charge of the case: Andy Drewer.

Help the FBI End The Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach



UPDATE: June 5, 2017
US Department of Justice, Civil Rights Division,
Joins FBI In Investigation of
Old Orchard Beach Town Hall and Police Department 
For Hate Crimes & Discrimination Done To
140+ Gypsies, Blacks, & LGBTQA+ Residents



Have Information?
Please Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322  

More info on what happened can be found HERE.



"People deserve a break. The stressed and unorganized person who doesn’t have the same priorities as you. They may be dealing with an autistic child, abusive spouse, fading parents, or cancer. Don’t judge people until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. Give them a break instead." 

— Guy Kawasaki


I'm a woman who has had 7 miscarriages, and wears "elaborate clothes". Because I have no children, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, beat me up, calling me a transsexual, claiming only a man would dress like I do, claiming that the reason I have no children is because I'm not really female.

They left me paralyzed and crippled. 

They crushed my hips, my pelvis, and my spine, and took away, what little chance I had to carry a pregnancy to full term.

I'm crippled for the rest of my life. I can barely walk now. It's why I'm now on a cane. Any hope I had of having children is gone now.

That's the reality, of the gay hatred of this town. 

I have Autism. I wear pink. I wear glitter. I talk with a "funny gay sounding voice".

According to the people in this town:

I walk like a fag...

talk like a fag...

dress like a fag...

act like a fag...

and therefor must be treated like a fag...

I need to be taught my place...

I deserve to be shot in the head...

I look gay, and therefore I must be, 

because no one but gay men, talk in this voice

no one but gay men wear pink

no one but gay men wear glitter

no one but gay men prance instead of walk...

so they beat me up, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they cut my car in half, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they put a bomb in my house, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they filled my motorhome with feces, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they kidnapped my cats, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they drove a back hoe over my house, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they cut my cats heads off and nailed their heads to my door, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

because I have Autism

and that makes me "too gay for the family friend town of Old Orchard Beach"

I used to dance when I walked... but after 5 months paralyzed, 18 months relearning to walk, and now 4 years later, my leg is lame and I am crippled, barely able to stand, dragging a lame leg, I'll never dance again.

Do you know what that's like?

Can you even begin to imagine?

To be an Autistic person, who can no longer dance when I walk?

They hate gay men so much, that they are willing to beat up a childless autistic women, in ill health, accusing her of being a transvestite.

Because these evil people took away my ability to have children, I had cats; but they took my cats, and cut off their heads, and nailed them to my door.

Welcome to Old Orchard Beach. The gay-hating capital of Maine.

This is the reality of how Autistics are seen by the world.

This is the reality of how Autistics are treated by "normal" people.

This is the reality of being transgender in Old Orchard Beach.

This is the reality of what bullies do to someone with mental illnesses, they do not understand.

This is the reality of living with Autism.

Find out more here.


Do You Know The Identity
of the People Who Did These Things?
Have Information? 
Please Call FBI Agent
Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322  


“Don’t turn your face away. 

Once you’ve seen, you can no longer act like you don’t know.

Open your eyes to the truth. It’s all around you.

Don’t deny what the eyes to your soul have revealed to you.

Now that you know, you cannot feign ignorance.

Now that you’re aware of the problem, you cannot pretend you don’t care.

To be concerned is to be human.

To act is to care.” 

― Vashti Quiroz-Vega


“With ignorance comes fear- from fear comes bigotry. Education is the key to acceptance.” 

― Kathleen Patel, The Bullying Epidemic-the guide to arm you for the fight



The Gypsies of Stephen King's The Thinner Movie

have a special public service announcement to help you keep your families safe while in our town this summer.

The FBI is in Old Orchard Beach this summer investigating a series of anti-LGBTQA+ domestic terrorist hate crimes.

Business owners and motels of Old Orchard Beach who oppose the Ku Klux Klan and support LGBTQA+ residents are hanging rainbow flags on their establishments this summer of 2017.

If you are a tourist in our town, avoid ALL businesses and accommodations that are NOT hanging a rainbow flag.

Businesses WITHOUT rainbow flags on them are owned by the white power residents of Old Orchard Beach who support the Ku Klux Klan.

If you, while visiting our so-called "99.9% white town" (which is actually only 30% white, so don't know why they are calling it 99.9% white) see anything you suspect of being terrorist activities, hate crimes and or discrimination against LGBTQA+ and non-white citizens, please report them to the FBI agent in charge:

FBI Agent Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322 


What are these giant 12 foot flags in my driveway?
Find out HERE.


The FBI is here in Old Orchard Beach this summer, investigating the Old Orchard Beach Police Department, the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall, and several of Old Orchard Beach's year round business owners, including multiple motels in Old Orchard Beach. Please help them put an end to these terrorist attacks on our Old Orchard Beach residents, by being on the look out for any one bullying or discriminating against any non-white or LGBTQA+ citizen.

140 families in our town are being terrorized by men calling themselves “The Loyalist White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan”, since 2014, they have slaughtered 500 cats and dogs of LGBTQA and non-white families, nailing our pets heads to our doors; they are filling homes with thousands of gallons of feces, using public works city trucks to dump monster sized piles of garbage on our land, more then 40 families have been made homeless by a renegade back hoe driver who is driving over houses. My own house was blown up with a bomb.

I’m an elderly straight woman with gay friends, and the author of gay Erotica, so they beat me up, left me paralyzed for 5 months, I’m crippled for the rest of my life now. Please help us. 4 people are dead now. Please help us.

The FBI is here in Old Orchard Beach this summer, investigating the Old Orchard Beach Police Department, the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall, and several of Old Orchard Beach's year round business owners, including multiple motels in Old Orchard Beach, for their connection to these horrific crimes.

Please help the FBI in their investigation by contacting the agent in charge, Andy Drewer, and giving him any information you know about anything criminal activity that has happened in Old Orchard Beach between 2001 and 2017

And please don’t let what happened to our town, happen to yours.

Have Information? 
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer 

@ (207) 774-9322 




Update May 19, 2017:

Tom Addams' "Flamboyant Nipples" team of The Warrior's Forum have arrived here in Maine and launched their first attack. They started out their attack by attacking my mother. They are very serious in carrying out their forum posted death threats.


Update May 31, 2017:

They attacked my mother again.







I'm a woman who has had 7 miscarriages, and wears what locals call "elaborate clothes" (I wear the traditional clothes of my people - Persian Gypsies, who lived in Scotland for centuries before coming to America.) Because I have no children, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, beat me up, calling me a transsexual, claiming only a gay man would dress like I do, claiming that the reason I have no children is because I'm not really female.

They left me paralyzed and crippled.

They crushed my hip, my pelvis, my knee, and my spine, and took away, what little chance I had to carry a pregnancy to full term.

A Gypsy woman and a Mormon, two cultures, where nothing is more important than family and children.

I'm crippled for the rest of my life.

I was paralyzed for 5 months.

I spent 18 months relearning to walk.

I can barely walk now, 4 years later. It's why I'm now on a cane. Any hope I had of having children is gone now.

That's the reality, of the gay hatred of this town.

They hate gay men so much, here in Old Orchard Beach, that they are willing to beat up a childless woman, in ill health, accusing her of being a transvestite, saying that because of her clothes and her childlessness, she MUST be a man, pretending to be a woman.

Because these evil people took away my ability to have children, I had cats; but...

 they took my cats, and cut off their heads, and nailed them to my door.

I used to have a Shetland Pony. 28 years. They beat her head in with a rock.

I used to have pet bantam roosters. One morning I woke up, to find them, 75 of them, their heads cut off, nooses tied round their headless necks, and hanging in my rose bushes.

They blew up my house with a bomb, and left a Ku Klux Klan cross behind.

Someone with access to a garbage disposal truck, drove 7 garbage trucks into my farm, dumped garbage in my yard.

The pile of garbage was 175' long, 30' wide, and 12' tall.

Then someone with access to a sewage truck, pumped my motorhome full of hundreds of gallons of feces, that was three feet deep.

I have agoraphobia. Before the bomb blew up my house, I hadn't set foot off my land in 31 years. I keep to myself and I've never bothered anyone. I don't know why in July 2001, they suddenly stormed into my yard with paintball guns and started shooting at me.

Since July 2001, there have been more then 200 acts of violence, vandalism, hate crimes, death threats, shootings, bombs, terrorism, murdering and abuse of my pets.

And I don't know why.

Why are these people doing these things?

I don't know who they are or why these strangers come trespassing into my  land to kill, steal, and destroy everything I own.

I thought I was the only one. Because of these signs in my driveway, 140+ families have now come forward saying they each thought they were the only ones too.

Since 2001, this has happened to 140 families in our town.

This needs to stop.

The FBI is here in Old Orchard Beach, looking for any information that'll lead to the arrest of the men and women behind these hate crimes.

The FBI is here to help us. The FBI is here to help YOU. Call the agent in charge, tell him what happened to you. Help him, help our town put an end to this night mare once and for all. Help him to find, capture, and put these monsters in prison where they belong.

Have Information? 
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer 

@ (207) 774-9322 


The Ku Klux Klan is very dangerous. Their ring leader drives a 4-door white pick-up truck, with very large, "off road" style custom tires. He is considered armed and dangerous. Nearly all of the terrorist attacks in Old Orchard Beach have been done by a trio: a man in his 30s with a crew cut, frequently wearing a white "Shaggy/Moe" wig. A blond woman in her 60's, and a red head woman in her 50s. It appears the man may be the blond woman's son. The two women appear to be either sisters or best friends. These 3 are wanted by the FBI for attempted murder (they tried to kill me twice: November 14, 2013 when they paralyzed me; and July 28, 2016 when they ruptured 3 discs in my spine). Their identity remains unknown. The man drives the white truck; the women drive a gold Volvo SUV, with plates that appear to say "blue skies" spelt wrong (according to witnesses - I did not see the plates myself).

The FBI is trying to locate the identity of these 3 extremely dangerous terrorists. If you know who they are, please give any info you have to the FBI agents in charge of the case:

FBI Agent Andy Drewer 

@ (207) 774-9322 

The 4 door white truck continues to sit at the end of my drive way (146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine) near every night around sunset, reeving it's engine and squealing it's tires, with the driver yelling anti-gay threats and obscenities out the window. He continues to do the same thing at my dad's apartment building (Biddeford Maine) a few times a week, usually in mid to late afternoon time. He continues to follow me to shopping to various stores in various towns throughout the states.

Phrases he yells from the truck include:

"Kill or be killed remember Saco Shaws all transsexuals are alike"

"I keep a gun under the seat of my truck, I'm gonna use it to shoot you in the head, you transvestite freak"

if cars are going by he yells to them: "that thing is Ken's son, look at how's it's dressed; it's insane, it has autism, we can't allow that thing and it's gay cars in our family friend town of Old Orchard Beach"

He often babbles deranged ramblings about something he calls "the gay-pocalypse", raving lunacy about how "all the gays are gathering" on his doorstep. He raves some crazy nonsense about how Armageddon is coming and the war to end all wars will be "the gays against the Christians" and Christians have to be ready to "kill the gays"

My car is the Autism Awareness Car and had 2.5million marbles glued to it (I have Autisn - savant - Kanner's syndrome) he claims tat my car "is gay" because of what it looks like. My car has been vandalised several dozen times, including to have the tires slashed 7 times in 6 months.

After dark often around 10PM, he stands at the end of the logging road across the street from me and shoots at my motohome (in February 2014 he shot holes in my neighbour's barn while doing this). I have video footage of 3 of his shootings at me here:  https://youtu.be/NUebzJ9sz9U and here: https://youtu.be/C4dZbgG-Smw

This has gone on since August 2013 now, in addition to all the vandalism, hate crimes, pet beheadings, etc that has happened, including the bomb that blew up our house in 2006.

As you know, that whole time I had not been able tto get a plate number on the truck. He as just here again, and I just realized why I could not get a plate number... there are no plates on the truck, either on the front or on the back. However, as he was driving away today... I noticed, there is a plate, stuck up in the back window of the truck, where it can barely be seen, deliberately obscured from view behind a silver tool box.

It can be seen in this picture here:  https://www.eelkat.com/images/4-door-white-truck-hides-plate-from-view.png

Not enough of the plate was visable to make out what the number was.

Full details on what this man has been doing as well as a description of the driver and the 2 women who are frequently with him, can be found here:  https://www.eelkat.com/help-fbi-end-anti-gay-white-power-terrorist-attacks-of-old-orchard-beach.html

also more details here: https://youtu.be/SGmjV-2ti7s

and here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrxP8ycLJVk 

“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse, and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.” ― Desmond Tutu

Let's think about something here...

I'm just a harmless old lady who likes to dress like and Elf and paint everything pink and write stories about Elves having sex with Unicorns. For THAT, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, call me crazy, build a bomb, blow up my house, stand in my drive way and shoot at me, kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, I was paralyzed for 5 months because they trespassed up in here and beat me up, 3 years later I finally recover and start walking again and they beat me up again this time with a shopping cart rupturing 3 discs in my spine while screaming "kill or be killed remember Saco Shaw's!" and they cut my car in half. I'm sorry, WHO exactly is the crazy person here? 

Yes, I wear pink ball gowns every day.

Yes I wear fake pointy ears and long white Rapunzel wigs.

Yes, I paint my cars, my motorhome, and my mailbox pink.

Yes, I write about Elves having sex with Unicorns.

So the fucking hell what?

I haven't set foot off my land in 40 years. The only time I have contact with people is when THEY trespass on my yard and invade my privacy. And you know what? I've always welcomed them with happy smiles and open arms, made them meals and served them tea, and spent the day happily chatting with any one and every one who wanted to visit me. I love it when you people stop by to visit me as it's the only time I have any one to talk to other then my cats... oh wait... I don't have ANYONE to talk to any more, now that sociopath freaks murdered them and nailed their heads to my door!

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who built a bomb and blew up my house!

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the violent trespassers who stands in my drive way and shoot at me.

You call me crazy because I wear pink dresses, yet THESE THREE PEOPLE are the ones who kidnap my cats, cut my cats' heads off, nail my cats' heads to my door, beat my 28 year old Shetland pony's head in, drive a back hoe over my house 3 times - 3 DIFFERENT houses - 5 houses destroyed in 12 years on 1 property, 3 back hoes, 1 bomb, the other one they cut in half and moved to Lake Arrowhead!, filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep, and cut my car in half.

How is that normal?

How the hell is any of that normal?

And what the damned bloody hell is wrong with the jackass Old Orchard beach police? They do not one damned thing through any of this and half the time the vandalism is being done by police officers.

14 damned police offers gathered in a gang mob attack on my farm April 10, 2015... POLICE OFFICERS cut my cats heads off!

POLICE OFFICERS filled my motorhome with feces!

This is wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, and damned decent god fearing person would KNOW THAT!

I mean REALLY stand back and look around.

All I'm doing is wearing strange cloths. I'm not the violent animal abusing, bomb building, psychopath beating up elderly women... THEY are.

There's a hell of a big difference between a half blind elderly woman dressing up as comic book characters and not bothering one damned person, and violent psychopathic criminal creeps beating her up, bombing her house, driving a back hoe over 3 more of her houses, cutting her car in half, filling her motorhome with feces, murdering her horse, and slaughtering her cats!

On November 14, 2013 I was beaten up at Southern Maine Community College, paralyzed for 5 months, was relearning to walk and relearning to use my hand for 18 months. I was offline that entire time. I returned online March 2016, to find that a hacker had taken over nearly all of my online accounts, social network accounts, forum accounts, and even here, and had been posting online pretending to be me. 

Know that between November 14, 2013 and March 31, 2016, that I was NOT ONLINE and all posts made between those dates were not made by me.

On July 28, 2016 the same group of people who beat me on November 14, 2013, arrived at my workplace and beat me up again, this time with a shopping cart while screaming "kill or be killed, remember Saco Shaw's all transsexuals are alike". 

I was once again paralyzed, this time for 3 months, and this time suffering 3 ruptured discs in my spine.

Old Orchard Beach has a crazy person in it all right, but isn't me... and the residents of this town need to get off their asses and tell the FBI who this white haired man and his blond wife and red haired sister-in-law are BEFORE THEY KILL ME! The red haired woman calls herself Kendra Silvermander.

The white haired man drives a 4-door-white pick-up truck. The blond women drives a gold volvo suv and is often accompanied by a red haired woman who identifies herself as "Kendra Silvermander".

The red-haired woman wears lime green glasses and usually carries a tiny white poodle that she called "my dragon child", the poodle is sometimes dyed purple and sometimes wearing a purple dragon costume. This woman acts EXTREMELY child-like and appears to have a serious mental handicap. She often brags "I'm off my meds" while attacking me. She is EXTREMELY violent.

The 4-door white truck is some times driven by a bald man. I don't know if this is the same man as the white haired man or not. I think the white haired man and the bald man are both the same person and not 2 separate people. The white hair looks VERY fake, like a cheap Halloween wig. I've never seen his face (I'm legally blind in one eye and nearly so in the other). He appears to be a younger man in his 30's trying to disguise himself to look like an older man in his 60s. I am 5'6" and he is quite a bit bigger then me. Possibly over 6 feet. Very broad shouldered (like a football player).

The 2 women look much older. The blond woman is quite "weather beaten", bad completion, like someone who spends too much time in the sun for too many years. She appears to be in her 60s, possibly younger with premature wrinkles? Her stick straight (possibly salon straightened) shoulder leanth hair is a dirty blond, that she sometimes has dyes with very fake platinum blond stripes. (Her hair was striped like this the day she attacked with the shopping cart.)

The 2 women make a habit of following me to work. (I am a retail merchandiser and drive upto 100+ miles a day covering multiple stores). They have attacked me with shopping carts at:

Saco Shaw's

Biddeford WalMart

Scarborough Walmart (multiple times)

Sanford WalMart.

Kendra alone without the blond woman or the man, has beaten me up, punching me in the head, hitting me in the face, while I was eating at the Panera Restaurant in Westbrook.

They have a few times been accompanied by a third woman, calling herself "Deana". A small chubby woman in her 20's with sandy brown hair. She calls herself "The NaNoWriMo ML of Saco". She once had her husband with her. He is a blind man, walks with a white cane. She shows up at restaurants and libraries while I'm eating, working, or studying. She always comes in and says "Kendra sent me"

The red-haired woman calling herself "Kendra Silvermander" has beaten me up 3 times now at the Westbrook Panera restaurant - in October and November 2010. 

It was the man who beat me up in 2013 and his 2 women who beat me up in 2016. (The Deana woman has never been violent and doesn't appear to be involved in the attacks, appears to be just "a messenger". The last time I saw Deana, she said she would be no longer working for Kendra as she was expecting a baby and wanted to focus on her family. That was at the Golden Rooster Restaurant in Saco, in November 2009.)

These people attack viciously and violently EVERY single April/May and October/November of every year since 2001, during the two National Novel writing Month writing contests which Kendra Silvermander claims to be the head of (I know she is not, because Chris Baty and Heather Dudley, of San Francisco, California are the owners and heads of NaNoWriMo.) Kendra Silvermander also claims her father owns FunTown Amusement Park in Saco (I checked, and the owners of FunTown have never heard of her). Kendra also claims her aunt owns the little blue breakfast cafe beside Landre's Market at the corner of Cascade Road and Portland Ave in Old Orchard Beach. I checked - the owner is not related to anyone named Kendra, but does report having a niece named Deana.

This mysterious red head, appears to be the ring leader. Calls the white haired man her cousin and the blond woman her sister. The blond woman claims to be the white haired man's wife.

The white haired man refers to himself as "The Royal Family of Old Orchard Beach" and claims to have paid $6million for his house, claims to have "inherited millions" from his father, which he says gives him the right to run the town and give orders to the town hall. On July 15, 2015 he arrived in my driveway driving a giant landmover sized construction dump truck, green with a red apple painted on the side - the same red apple painted on the side of the backhoe that ran over my house August 8, 2013, bragging that the town hall took my cats on his orders. The dump truck was filled with black trash bags of garbage and appliances which he was attempting to dump in my yard... while he was there, because he was there, I parked my motorhome across the end of my driveway to keep him out, and he went into an infuriated meltdown, yelling that he keeps a gun for "shooting woodchucks" in his truck and would use it to "blow your brains out" if I refused to move the motorhome to let him into my yard with the haul of garbage he was trying to dump.

He drove up the logging road across the street from me, then came back out minutes later driving a 4-door white pick-up truck, screaming out the window that he was going to the town hall to order them to remove my motorhome so he could access my driveway to dump his garbage. THIS man... does not appear to be the same white haired man who beat me up. His hair is far more grey, natural looking, and he's a little guy, not much bigger then me, very skinny, probably only 5'9" or so. He appears however, to be the man, the bald haired man (who USUALLY drives the 4 door white truck) is trying to look like.

I've only seen the little, skinny older man twice: that day July 2015, and again September 12, 2015 when he returned with police officers DeLuca, Ladecaca, and Regan, and tried to make them remove my motorhome, claiming that it was "too gay for the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach". The police just laughed at him and told him there was no laws against painting a motorhome pink, to which he responded to say, that he'd force the town hall to make a law banning gays and their cars from living in Old orchard Beach.

He claimed to work at the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall, calling himself the "zoning board of appeals" but when I asked at the Town Hall, they knew nothing of him and have no such thing as a "zoning board of appeals". He claims to own a motel and brags that it does not allow gays or non-whites inside, boasting that he and someone named "Dan Feeny" are passing laws to ban gays from Old Orchard Beach. There is someone named Dan Feeny at the town hall be he denied knowing anything of being part of making such laws.

The LITTLE skinny, and ACTUALLY old white-haired man, does not appear to be aware that the younger bald man is dressing up like him and using his trucks to attack me.

It appears the blond woman may ACTUALLY be the younger bald man's  mother, not his wife as she claims.

The police reports of September 12, 2015 identified the LITTLE white haired old man from that day. However, I don't think he is the man who normally drives the 4-door white truck that keeps attacking. He's not much bigger then I am, and he looks very old, his hair is grey white, not snow white; and the man who attacks is MUCH bigger then me, both taller and more muscled, (definitely someone who works out and lifts weights) looks to be in his 30s, and is wearing a very bad, cheap Halloween wig to try to look like the little old man.

The identity of the bald man who wears a white wig and pretends to be the old man named on the September 12, 2015 police report, remains a mystery. Whoever this younger man is, he has access to the keys of the trucks which are owned by the older man.

The FBI is looking for the DRIVER of the trucks, not the OWNER. The owner is known. The DRIVER however, is a DIFFERENT man then the OWNER.

The OWNER said in court, in front of a judge, under threat of perjury, that his back hoe was stolen when it driven over my house June 2001 and that he was NOT the one driving it.

The FBI wants to know WHO stole his back hoe.

They also want to know why he never reported it stolen.

The OWNER said in court, in front of a judge, under threat of perjury, that his back hoe was stolen when it driven over my house April 2007 and that he was NOT the one driving it.

The FBI wants to know WHO stole his back hoe a second time.

They also want to know why he never reported it stolen.

The OWNER said in court, in front of a judge, under threat of perjury, that his back hoe was stolen when it driven over my house August 8, 2013 and that he was NOT the one driving it.

The FBI wants to know WHO stole his back hoe a third time.

They also want to know why he never reported it stolen.

The OWNER said in court, in front of a judge, under threat of perjury, he was not driving his 4-door white truck when it slammed into my car over and over and over and over again from Ross Rd corner to Saco & Biddeford Savings Bank February 2016.

The FBI wants to know WHO stole his 4 door white truck.

They also want to know why he never reported it stolen.

The OWNER said in court, in front of a judge, under threat of perjury, he was not driving his 4-door white truck when it repeated this even June 10, 2016 from Bad Dog Deli to WalMart in Scarborough.

The FBI wants to know WHO stole his 4 door white truck a second time.

They also want to know why he never reported it stolen.

The OWNER said in court, in front of a judge, under threat of perjury, he was not driving when his 4-door white truck was caught on camera repeating this event October 15, 2016 from Macs Garage on Saco ave to Ross Rd.... before trespassing and driving into my driveway that same night. The police officer, also caught on camera, HELPING him slam into my car, and also trespassing in my yard, knows the identity of the driver as both got out of there vehicles to walk around trespassing in my yard.

The FBI wants to know WHO stole his 4 door white truck a third time.

They also want to know why he never reported it stolen.

It is believed that the back hoe and 4 door white truck were not in fact stolen and that owner never reported them stolen during any of these 6 separate events because he knows who the "thief" was, but is protecting them, hiding their identity for some reason, making himself an accessory to attempted murder if this assumption proves to be true once the driver of his back hoe and truck is identified.

The police have also identified the older man as being the OWNER of the backhoe that drove over my house, however, he denies having driven it that day and claims it was stolen.

Again, the FBI is seeking the DRIVER of the backhoe, not the OWNER.

I repeat... the OWNER of the back hoe and 4-door white truck is known, but he maintains his back hoe and truck were stolen the 6 days they were used as murder weapons, and the FBI is looking for information leading to who stolen those 2 trucks those 6 days and used them for domestic terrorist hate crimes.

The bald man is very clearly impersonating the old man, and appears to be taking orders from the blond woman, who in turn appears to be taking orders from the red-haired woman. The red haired woman appears to be the instigator and ring leader of ALL of the vandalism, violence, and hate crimes and also appears to be the source of the false accusations and rumors being spread around town calling me "gay" and "transsesxual".

When the 3 are seen together, the man backs down fast to the blond woman, as if scared of her, the way a boy os scared of an overbearing "mommy dearest". The blond woman and the red haired woman act to each other, like sisters or best friends, but the red head is very bossy to the blond one. The blond woman seems to have a very short, very violent temper and is easily worked into a frenzy by words of the red head woman.

When they attack me in the store, it is the blond woman who wields the shopping cart while the red head yells to her "There's EelKat! Go get her!"

They brag to being members of what they call "The Loyalist White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan"

Note that there is no group called "The Loyalist White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan" the ACTUAL group is called "The Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan" and is both a church (religious denomination) and a political party (like Democrats, Republicans, Whigs, Green Party, etc.). The REAL Ku Klux Klan has paid membership, rank, very specific robes, etc.

It appears that these people are NOT ACTUAL members of the Ku Klux Klan, but are rather simply calling themselves that and are doing hate crimes based off stereotypes of how the KKK is portrayed in movies (which is vastly different from how the actual organization acts.)

Also, I repeat: REAL KKK members wear very specific robes, stoles, capes, and hats... they DO NOT wear white pillow cases with holes cut in them. Also, contrary to urban myth, KKK robes come in all sorts of colours, including red, green, yellow, blue, etc. Only members of SPECIFIC RANKS wear white. 

It appears these people know absolutely nothing about the REAL organization called the Ku Klux Klan, are NOT affiliated with the ACTUAL KKK group, and are simply running around calling themselves KKK members to justify their hate crimes.

The identity of the bald man who wears a white wig and USUALLY drives a 4-door white pick up truck, remains a mystery.

The identity of the blond woman and the red haired woman, also remains a mystery. Both women are close to my height. The red head is slightly chubby.

Interesting to note, is there are THREE (3) different 4-door white trucks. This man has access to all three, yet is not the owner of any of them.  The bald man who wears the wig, somehow has access to the keys to all 3 of these trucks. The bald man himself, continues to insist he works for the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall, once claiming to "work in Jeff's office". I am uncertain to what he was referencing when he said "Jeff's office". There is a "Jeff" at the Town Hall, but he doesn't have an office. He's an old man who's been a close friend of my family since the 1950s. He doesn't know the bald man either.

Given the evidence, it appears the bald man who wears a white wig and drives 3 different 4-door-white trucks, is a construction work who is also an employee of Blow Brothers Waste Removal Company, giving him access to both the garbage trucks that dumped garbage on my land and the sewage pumper trucks that filled my motorhome with feces, as well as giving him access to the backhoe that drove over my house August 8, 2013. Whoever this bald man is, he is the one who beat me up and tried to kill me on November 14, 2013. He is suspected of being the one who cut my cats heads off as well. He is also suspected of being the person who built the bomb that blew up my first house October 18, 2006.

This man is wanted by the FBI for attempted murder, 19 years of stalking, more then 200 counts of hate crimes, monstrous acts of animal abuse, domestic terrorism, and is considered to be extremely dangerous, most likely suffering from mental illness, suspected of likely suffering from Sociopathy/ Psychopathy.(wiki link)

This man is classified as a highly dangerous domestic terrorist and apparently lives in either Old Orchard Beach or Scarborough, Maine...possibly in Pine Point (the over lapping community that connects Old Orchard Beach and Scarborough) as dozens of witnesses have seen his 4-door white truck drive in the area around The Clambake Restaurant and Conway's Gas Company, driving in and out of the parking lots of various motels on that block.

If you know who he is please call the FBI Agent in charge of the case, Agent Andy Drewer, IMMEDIATELY.

If you see his truck, back away fast, get off the road and away from sidewalks ... he uses his truck as a weapon to slam into cars of any one he suspects of being LGBTQA and to run non-whites and suspected gays off the sidewalks. He is known to drive up on to lawns to attempt to hit people in their own yards.

NOTE: You do not have to be ACTUALLY LGBTQA for him to attack - you only need to be suspected by him, of being LGBTQA. He also attacks Blacks, Jews, Muslims, Irish, Scottish, Gypsies, and any one "not Christian" (by not Christian, he means not Baptist, as he attacks Catholics as well.)

The two women are also wanted by the FBI for assisting this man in his crimes.

I don't know who this white-haired/bald man and his two women are. They are strangers to me. I don't know their names. And I don't know why they are doing this. 

The little older man, would also like to know who these 3 people are, as they are framing him for things he did not do, he being the man this bald man with the white wig is impersonating.

Some body in this town must know who these people are ... PLEASE... the FBI is trying to put a stop to these insane hate crimes... PLEASE if you know who these psychopathic monsters are, PLEASE tell Agent Andy Drewer before they kill me. They cut my car in half in 2010. They cut my cats in half in 2015. How long do you think it'll be before they cut ME in half too? PLEASE HELP ME!

➽ ➽ ➽ If you have any information regarding the identity of the stalker/attacker/driver of the 4-door white pick-up truck please contact Officer Tim DeLuca of the Old Orchard Beach Police Department @ 207-934-4911 and

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

 ◀️ ◀️ ◀️ ☎️

Please help the police and FBI put this brutal, violent, psychotically deranged stalker family in prison.


Have Information?
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322 


If life gives you lemons,
then you grab life by the balls and say you're taking them too.

Why make lemonade when you can make testicle stew? 
I don't take shit from no one,I stand up to bullies like you.
I don't like bullies, bullying me,  cyberbullies, offline bullies, any bullies. 
Say NO to the bullies of the world.~EelKat



“Don’t turn your face away. Once you’ve seen, you can no longer act like you don’t know. Open your eyes to the truth. It’s all around you. Don’t deny what the eyes to your soul have revealed to you. Now that you know, you cannot feign ignorance. Now that you’re aware of the problem, you cannot pretend you don’t care. To be concerned is to be human. To act is to care.” 

― Vashti Quiroz-Vega


They Put A Bomb In My House
& And A KKK Cross In My Garden
(October 18, 2006)

They Cut Up My Cats:
(Kidnapped April 10, 2015; Returned Cut Up Mother's Day May 2015)

They Cut Up My Car:
(May 10, 2010)

They Tried To Kill Me:
(November 14, 2013; paralyzed 5 months;
damaged hip, pelvis, knee, spine,
as well as surrounding muscles, and nerves)

(Again, July 26, 2016 - rupturing 3 discs in my spine,
re-damaging hip; doing nerve damage to spinal column and leg)

Have Information?
Call FBI Agent
Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322 

Shower Curtain

Three things can not be hid:
The Sun,
The Moon,
& The Truth

Town Councilor Who Signed $25,000 property lien Blackmail threat, against property of people who cut car in half on his orders to do so, was Killed in murder suicide on January 26, 2017; exactly 7 years from the day he signed order to have car removed from town, sending locals into warpath, saying the "demon" killed him in a "7 year curse"

Why I don't believe in demons, aliens, ufos, ghosts, haunted cars, etc.
A look at what it was like growing up with a member of Heaven's Gate UFO Suicide Cult


A list of damages done by the 14 police officers of 3 departments, who attacked my motorhome on April, 10, 2015, who took my cats at gun point,  WITHOUT A WARRANT, while claiming they were looking for cannibals.


The 175' long, 30' wide, 12' tall pile of garbage, city dump trucks and city garbage truck (7 trucks total) dumped on my land; July 13, 2013
(Note a deranged hate monger with a back hoe, illegally drove over my house on August 8, 2013 a month after I filmed this video.)


They Put A Bomb In My House
& And A KKK Cross In My Garden
(October 18, 2006)

They Cut Up My Car:
(May 10, 2010)

Have Information?
Call FBI Agent
Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322 

Three things can not be hid:
The Sun,
The Moon,
& The Truth

Stand Up For Justice
Don't Let These People Do This To Another Person

They Cut Up My Cats:
(Kidnapped April 10, 2015; Returned Cut Up Mother's Day May 2015)


They Tried To Kill Me:
(November 14, 2013; paralyzed 5 months;
damaged hip, pelvis, knee, spine,
as well as surrounding muscles, and nerves)

(Again, July 26, 2016 - rupturing 3 discs in my spine,
re-damaging hip; doing nerve damage to spinal column and leg)

Are you here, to find out about
the big pink sign in my driveway?
Here's what happened...

Hello, I am one of your neighbours. I live at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, where I have lived since 1975. If you don't know me, you probably know my car, The Autism Awareness Car, The Dazzling Razzberry. It has 2.5millions glued to it. Many of you know my dad, Old Orchard Beach fireman, Kenneth Ricker Allen, or his mother, founder of the Lady's Auxiliary, Helen Ricker-Allen, or her father George Ricker, founder of The Old Orchard Beach Fire Department, or his mother's family: The Googins, first settlers & founders of the Town of Old Orchard Beach.

We non-white and LGBTQA+ residents of Old Orchard Beach, need your help.

The Ku Klux Klan has invaded our town, every winter, since 2001, when the summer tourists leave, they bring out their guns and terrorize the non-white and LGBTQA+ residents of this town of Old Orchard Beach. Since 2013 they have terrorized 140 year round resident families, slaughtered 500 pets, bombed multiple houses, and now 4 people are dead.

Please, we non-white and LGBTQA+ year round/winter residents of Old Orchard Beach need your help. Before more people die. The non-white and LGBTQA+ residents of this town  of Old Orchard Beach are making a stand against the Ku Klux Klan. We are taking our lives back. Please join us in showing your support for the LGBTQA+ community of our town, by hanging a rainbow flag on your business this year.

If you are wondering, why I am the one contacting you, let me tell you what the Ku Klux Klan did to me. Keeping in mind, that I am only 1 of the more then 140 people in this town  of Old Orchard Beach, that these things have been happening to.

I'm a woman who has had 7 miscarriages, and wears what locals call "elaborate clothes" (I wear the traditional clothes of my people - Persian Gypsies, who lived in Scotland for centuries before coming to America.) Because I have no children, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, beat me up, calling me a transsexual, claiming only a gay man would dress like I do, claiming that the reason I have no children is because I'm not really female.

They left me paralyzed and crippled. They crushed my hip, my pelvis, my knee, and my spine, and took away, what little chance I had to carry a pregnancy to full term.

A Gypsy woman and a Mormon, two cultures, where nothing is more important than family and children.

I'm crippled for the rest of my life. I was paralyzed for 5 months. Spent 18 months relearning to walk. I can barely walk now, 4 years later. It's why I'm now on a cane. Any hope I had of having children is gone now.

That's the reality, of the gay hatred of this town.

They hate gay men so much, here in Old Orchard Beach, that they are willing to beat up a childless woman, in ill health, accusing her of being a transvestite, saying that because of her clothes and her childlessness, she MUST be a man, pretending to be a woman.

Because these evil people took away my ability to have children, I had cats; but they took my cats, and cut off their heads, and nailed them to my door.

I used to have a Shetland Pony. 28 years. They beat her head in with a rock.

I used to have pet bantam roosters. One morning I woke up, to find them, 75 of them, their heads cut off, nooses tied round their headless necks, and hanging in my rose bushes.

They blew up my house with a bomb, and left a Ku Klux Klan cross behind.

Someone with access to a garbage disposal truck, drove 7 garbage trucks into my farm, dumped garbage in my yard. The pile of garbage was 175' long, 30' wide, and 12' tall.

Then someone with access to a sewage truck, pumped my motorhome full of hundreds of gallons of feces, that was three feet deep.

Not one of my neighbours helped me, through any of this. Not one. Because they were the gay haters who did it. I've lived here for 42 years. Most of my neighbours, their yards were forest 20 years ago. I remember when our town celebrated 1,000 residents. 83% of you didn't even live here 10 years ago.

I have agoraphobia. Before the bomb blew up my house, I hadn't set foot off my land in 31 years. I keep to myself and I've never bothered anyone. I don't know why in July 2001, they suddenly stormed into my yard with paintball guns and started shooting at me.

Since July 2001, there have been more then 200 acts of violence, vandalism, hate crimes, death threats, shootings, bombs, terrorism, murdering and abuse of my pets. And I don't know why. Why are these people doing these things? I don't know who they are or why these strangers come trespassing into my  land to kill, steal, and destroy everything I own.

I used to have tens of thousands of flowers. Hundreds of bird feeders, dozens of garden gnomes, and two hundred pink flamingos. Rose bushes used to line my yard from the road all the way to swamp - 200 feet of roses - gone! Thieves have stolen every last one. They come up here with shovels and dig up my plants. Steal my garden ornaments. Take my bird feeders. Why?

They buried my vegetable garden with garbage. Bagged garbage. They backed city garbage trucks into my gardens and dumped them on my food crops, like this was the city dump! 3,700 wood pallets. Dozens of appliances. Hundreds of tires.

WHY? 

Town Councilor Who Signed $25,000 property lien Blackmail threat, against property of people who cut car in half on his orders to do so, was Killed in murder suicide on January 26, 2017; exactly 7 years from the day he signed order to have car removed from town, sending locals into warpath, saying the "demon" killed him in a "7 year curse"

Why I don't believe in demons, aliens, ufos, ghosts, haunted cars, etc.
A look at what it was like growing up with a member of Heaven's Gate UFO Suicide Cult


A list of damages done by the 14 police officers of 3 departments, who attacked my motorhome on April, 10, 2015, who took my cats at gun point,  WITHOUT A WARRANT, while claiming they were looking for cannibals.



The 175' long, 30' wide, 12' tall pile of garbage, city dump trucks and city garbage truck (7 trucks total) dumped on my land; July 13, 2013
(Note a deranged hate monger with a back hoe, illegally drove over my house on August 8, 2013 a month after I filmed this video.)


What is wrong with you people?

Why do these people hate me?

Who are they and why are they doing this? I do not understand why they torment me.

I bother no one. Why do they bother me?

And why... why when the locals of this town, see what these cruel, hateful people have, why does not one of them, do anything to help me? Not one. Not one person, has ever done anything to help me. Even when I was crippled, and living under an 8x6 tarp, for 11 years, through blizzards and hurricanes, with no protection from rain or cold or snow, because a bomb blew up my house.

Good decent people don't do things like this.

Good decent people don't stand back and watch things like this happen and do nothing to stop it!

What is wrong with the people in this town?

Do you none of you have any common moral decency at all?

What is wrong with the cruel, cold, heartless people of this town?

How did you get like this?

I remember when every person in this town helped every body else.

We used to be a community. What happened to that?

Are there no decent people left in this town?

When I wrote a book, listing what they did. The Town Hall, a government organization, got a court order, to force the book out of publication.

The very same court order, that on January 4, 2016, declared LGBTQ residents were not allowed to go home. Forced out of their own homes, in a court order that BANNED gay residents from living in Old Orchard Beach.

The court order is public record. Go look it up and read it for yourself. 

People who owned their homes outright - not renters, not apartments - home owners - were not allowed to set foot in their own homes. Not allowed to get their clothes. Not allowed to get their pets. Not allowed to get their phones and computers - from January 4, 2016 to October 18, 2016, when the town of Old Orchard Beach had declared itself "family friendly" by virtue of not allowing LGBTQ citizens to live in the town.

Three court houses later, on October 18, 2016, the 10th anniversary of the bomb that blew up my house, Superior court over tuned Old Orchard Beach's civil rights violating "Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach" court order.

It was the business owners, the year round residents, of Old Orchard Beach, who did these things. Motel owners, who proudly boasted, they didn't allow gays in their motels, developers, and waste removal business owners, who did these things, while they were beating up a straight woman, they accused of being a transsexual. 

What they are doing is wrong. And you know it is wrong.

No good, moral, descent person, does things like this to another human being.

April 2017, a Ku Klux Klan supporter, built a new website, one they dubbed "Flamboyant Nipples". It's about Old Orchard Beach. It glorifies, encourages, and promotes terrorist hate crimes against gay men, specifically, gay men in Old Orchard Beach. They have made a bold open threat on the lives of the LGBTQ residents of Old Orchard Beach.

The Flamboyant Nipples website, took these events, these hate crimes, done to me, my family, and other residents of this town, by terrorists, and turned it into satire. Among other things, they specifically, made fun of my cats, having their heads nailed to my door and the bomb that blew up my house, and bragged that they did it.

The author of Flamboyant Nipples, thinks beating up non-white women is funny.

The author of Flamboyant Nipples, thinks beating up gay men, and dragging them naked through the streets, from the back bumper of a car, is funny.

The author of Flamboyant Nipples, thinks cutting cat heads off and nailing them to doors is funny.

I had no idea the gay hatred was so bad, until the the gay haters, attacked me: a straight woman, they falsely accused of being a transsexual man.

The Ku Klux Klan is not something to laugh at. They are terrorists destroying lives. No moral decent person supports a terrorist.

I have already reported the website to the FBI and the Old Orchard Beach Police Department, as well as to the administrators of the forums where they are posting their advertisements for the site, trying to get members to join in their terrorist attacks on our town.

Tom Addams, the webmaster of the Flamboyant Nipples website is ACTIVELY contacting forum members trying to get them to join him in his attacks on our town. 

I know, because members of The Warrior's Forum have contacting me asking if I knew Tom Addams was contacting them. It was my friends from the Warriors Forum who alerted me to the existence of the Flamboyant Nipples website and it's campaign against the gay men of our town.

Go to the Warrior's Forum... Tom Addams is asking members to change their signatures to include the word "penis" to show their support of the Ku Klux Klan's attacks on Old Orchard Beach.

Look at the signatures on the forum... a forum with 3 million members ... dozens of them have changed their forum signatures to say simply "penis" as Tom Addams asked them to do.

Tom Addams has dozens of Warrior's Forum members pledging allegiance to the anti-gay white power of the Ku Klux Klan, vowing to come to our town this summer to kill gay men.

The Flamboyant Nipples website is a VERY SERIOUS threat as he is using it to incite gay-haters to action. This web master is TRYING to get people across the country to come to our town and MURDER our LGBTQA+ community. 

You people think Tom Addams and his "penis" crew on the Warrior's Forum are just joking? A frigging bomb blew up my house. That doesn't sound like they are joking to me.

My cats had their heads cut off and nailed to my door. That doesn't sound like they are joking to me.

The FBI doesn't think they're joking either. That's why they are here in Old Orchard Beach, right now, trying to find out who the hell these sick bastards are before they carry out their death threats and start killing off the gay men of Old Orchard Beach.

This is an ACTIVE DEATH THREAT being made against Old Orchard Beach's LGBTQA+ community.

How many more must die?

Are you gonna wait until it is YOUR son tied to the back of that car?

Are you gonna wait until it is YOUR cats have their heads nailed to YOUR door?

Are you gonna wait until it is YOUR house they blow up with a bomb?

The Ku Klux Klan is heightening their attacks on our community and they NEED to be stopped before MORE people die.

Somebody out there must know who the terrorist is that is running that site that is threatening our town. Please, if you know who has built the Flamboyant Nipples website, call the FBI agent in charge of the case IMMEDIATELY... don't give these terrorists a chance to kill someone else!

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

The business owners of Old Orchard Beach, are banding together this year against the white power gay hatred of the Ku Klux Klan.

To show their support of the year round gay residents and the gay summer tourists LGBTQ friendly businesses are putting rainbow flags on their businesses.

 Together we can stop bullying in Old Orchard Beach, but it takes every one of us to stand in unison and say enough is enough. The bullies running this town are so violent and use such horrific measures that our town manager Larry Mead has become their puppet. A whimpering worm, with no moral decency to stand up to them, and too many hands reaching out for the bags of money they offer him to look the other way. Bribing a town official to turn a blind eye to terrorism is a bully using the power of money to hold an entire town hostage, while his family terrorizes the town.

Are 500 dead cats and dogs from 140 families, not enough to make you say enough is enough? How many animals will these bully monsters torture to death before they do what all animal abusers do and become serial killers. Oh wait... they've already done that! Four people are already dead.

Will you continue to stand by and turn a blind eye to the truth... how long do you really think it'll be before these terrorist bullies come after YOUR family.

Think you're safe by not being gay, by not having affiliation with the LGBTQA+ community? I'm not gay either. But I have Autism and own the Autism Awareness Car and they say my car is gay, because it has marbles and teddy bears glued to it.

They say I'm gay because I wear pink dresses. They are seeing gay people and gay cars where there are none.

How long do you think it'll be before they start falsely accusing YOU of being gay too?

Do you think they'll listen to your pleas for mercy while they are beating you with a crow bar? Do you think they'll even care, that you're not gay, when they shatter your bones and leave you for dead?

They didn't care when they did it to me, why they'd care when they come after you? And they will.

We only have 3,000 year round residents of this town... in 2007 we had 12,000. Find them. Talk to them. I have been. And they're all saying the same thing, that they left Old Orchard Beach because they were "tired of being bullied by Jim Thomas's men". 9,000 people. There's only 3,000 of us left.

A community of 12,000 decimated by the extreme bullying terrorist activities of gay hating hate mongers.

We business owners of Old Orchard Beach are taking a stand against the Ku Klux Klan.

To help the FBI identify who the Ku Klux Klan business owners are, ALL are hanging rainbow flags. Every business. No matter how big or how small.

Don't spend your money in ANY business, motel, shop, etc, in this town, unless you see a rainbow flag on the front the business.

There is no neutrality here.

You either care about your neighbours, or you don't.

The businesses of Old Orchard Beach are either supporters of the Ku Klux Klan or they are not.

EVERY business who refuses to hang a rainbow flag this summer, will be seen by the non-white and LGBTQA+ residents of this this town, as showing their open support of the Ku Klux Klan.

When you spend money at a business in Old Orchard Beach, who's not hanging a rainbow flag, you're funding a terrorist organization.

Say no to the Ku Klux Klan.

Make this town family friendly for ALL families.

Not just white families.

Not just straight families.

This town is NOT family friendly, until ALL families are welcomed here.

Say NO to the hate crimes.

Say NO to the bullies.

Say NO to death threats.

Say NO to the violence.

Say NO to the terrorists.

Say no to murder.

Say YES to peace.

Say YES to love.

Say YES to making this town a SAFE place for EVERY family to live.

If there's no rainbow flag on the building, stay somewhere else, buy somewhere else, use someone else's services.

Don't let your hard earned money support the terrorist hate crimes of the Ku Klux Klan.

SAY NO TO MURDER

IN OLD ORCHARD BEACH!

The FBI is here in town right now, investigating these domestic terrorists of Old Orchard Beach, trying to find out, who is doing these things.

If you have any information about these crimes or any of the more the 500 other domestic terrorist hate crimes, that have been done to more then 140 non-white and/or LGBTQ families in Old Orchard Beach, call the FBI agent in charge of this case:

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

“Don’t turn your face away. 
Once you’ve seen,
you can no longer act like you don’t know.
Open your eyes to the truth.
It’s all around you.
Don’t deny what the eyes to your soul
have revealed to you.
Now that you know,
you cannot feign ignorance.
Now that you’re aware of the problem,
you cannot pretend you don’t care.
To be concerned is to be human.
To act is to care.” 
― Vashti Quiroz-Vega

Full Details
About This Situation

Can Be Found HERE


“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse, and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.” ― Desmond Tutu

I challenge the motels, hotels, and businesses of Old Orchard Beach, to start putting up rainbow flags... 

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM....

EVERY business.... no matter how small, no matter how far off a main road onto a side street you are...

Put up a rainbow flag on your business sign. Let the world know you support gay rights and welcome the gay community in Old Orchard Beach.

Let's make this town family friendly for ALL families! 

These gay haters rely on the tourist income to survive: BOYCOTT every business in this town that REFUSES to hang a rainbow flag on their business signs. DO NOT give your hard earned money to the gay hating business owners of Old Orchard Beach!

SAY NO TO THE HATE CRIMES!

Make Old Orchard Beach
family friendly for EVERY family!

Tell the year round residents & the summer tourists, 
YOUR business is not 
one of the gay-haters.

Tell the year round residents & the summer tourists, 
YOUR business is not run 
by members of the Ku Klux Klan

These hate crimes need to stop. 
NO ONE should be forced to live in terror! 

The LGBTQA+ members of this community deserved to live here with open arms. 
Their families are families too!

SAY NO THE THE GAY HATERS OF OLD ORCHARD BEACH!

They want to call this town family friendly... 
well let's MAKE it family
 friendly then... 
for ALL families!

Not just the white ones!
Not just the straight ones!
Not just the Christians!

Help End The Ku Klux Klan's
Reign of Terror
In Old Orchard Beach, Maine


Do You Know Who Killed My Cats?
Have Information? 
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322 

Do You Know Who Blew Up  
 My House 
With a Bomb October 18, 2006?
Have Information? 
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322 


Do You Know Who Drove This Backhoe
Over My House August 8, 2013?
Have Information? 
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322 

The Tarp - My "House"
Since The Bomb Blew Up My House
October 18, 2006

The garbage vandals dumped in my yard, the day they shreaded my tarp

The house days after the bomb blew it up

Do You Know You Is Doing These Shootings, 
Beatings, Death Threats, 
CAUGHT ON CAMERA
....

Have Information? 
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322 


























































May 2017 Update:


The woman who attacked my car while she was screaming that a demon living in my car had killed her dog and that she had to kill the car to kill the demon that she claimed had killed her dog Toby, has been identified.

Since that date, doctors have diagnosed her as having Schizophrenia, among multiple other things. She is seriously mentally unstable.

Since 2013, she's been on medication and her violent outbursts and wild ravings about demons have become less frequent.

Due to her severe mental illness we have not pressed charges against her for the damages to the car.

However, we are seeking to press charges against the others involved in these, now 16 years of near daily terrorist acts. Including the more then $3million in medical bills from my dad's being put in a coma, the $20,000 in damages to my motorhome.

5 houses demolished in 12 years comes to $700,000 in damages.

Cost of items in the houses, is another $500,000.

The replacement of the trees, rosebushes, and 100,000 other plants dug and stolen.

The nearly $2million more for my own medical bills.

The deaths of more then 100 pets.

The 16 years of emotional trauma.

For a grand total of $458million in damages and restitution.

More information about what this gang of criminals did can be found HEREHERE
and
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HERE & HERE
and
Here & HERE


The FBI is seeking information regarding the criminals involved in these domestic terrorist hate crimes.

Brigham Young University Professor & LDS High Priest Richard Merlin Atwater is now dead.

His best friend LDS Saco Ward Bishop's Second Counselor Joel Bailey went to prison for hacking the Old Orchard Beach town hall bank account and embezzling $3million in tax dollars from the residents. The money remains missing. He is known to you around here as "The KBoards Hacker" and is the hacker who hijacked my websites and social network accounts in 2007, 2010, and 2014. It is suspected he gave the money to one of the many Saco Ward church members who works at the Old Orchard Beach town hall. Suspicion being directed mostly to the one Old Orchard Beach town hall secretary/Old Orchard Beach police department dispatcher who bought a $3million house on the Ross Rd, shortly after the money went missing, with no explanation as to where or how she gt the money..

His other friends LDS Saco Ward Bishop's First Counselor, Old Orchard Beach town manager Jim Thomas and his accomplice LDS Saco ward Bishop Dan Kenning were last seen in Connecticut, running from the FBI.

His brother, Heaven's Gate member, UFO cultist Mervin Bruce Atwater is now in state custody, in a mental health home, under 24 hour observation by the Department of Health and Human Services.

His brother Joey Atwater is wanted by the FBI for kidnapping, human trafficking, and house flipping,and hiding in Australia. He will get life in prison if he ever sets foot on American soil.

His brother Johnathan Atwater is also wanted by the FBI for murder and being a hitman for hire, he was last seen in Oregon, wanted for at least 14 murders in Utah, Arizona, Wyoming, and Colorado.

His brother David Atwater is wanted in Colorado, Wyoming, Arizona, and Utah, and is known out West as "The Scottish Traveller Crime Family of America". The FBI has his group listed as "The 3rd most wanted organized crime family", wanted for terrorism, arson, hoarding illegal weapons, child sex slave trafficking, child prostitution, founding a domestic terrorist group known as "The Loyalist White Knights of The Ku Klux Klan" and horrific levels of animal abuse.

Native to Nova Scotia Canada, most of the Scottish Travellers do not have American citizenship, are illegal aliens, have no social security cards, no birth certificates, and use fake ids, fake names, etc. They arrive in Old Orchard Beach almost every summer to run a credit card scam, stealing credit cards and check books from summer tourists. They use the last names: Atwater, Hall, Cyr, Dutrumble, Davidson, Johnson, and other various first name with the tag "son" added to the end names. Their real names are Atwater, Hall, and Cyr, but they rarely use them and change their names frequently, using fake names often. Their group is 400 members strong, moving across the country between Wyoming and Maine, in one mass hoard, with their women heavily armed with automatic rifles and machetes. Nearly all males use the first name David with a letter or number after. (David a, David b, David c, David, d, David e, etc.) In Colorado and Wyoming they are known for small town take overs, surrounding a town and taking full control of it. They attempted this in Old Orchard Beach in 2007 when one of their members Jim Thomas, became town manager, and nearly 2 dozen clansmen were given town hall, public works, and police department jobs. At least 1 member of their clan is known to still work in the town hall, double jobbed also working in the police department, as of May 2017.

Kendra Silvermander's identity remains unknown. It is believed she is a part of the Cyr clan, a branch of the Scottish Travelers.

The white hired/bald driver of the 4-door white truck remains unknown. The white hired/bald driver of the backhoe remains unknown. It is believed he is a part of the Cyr clan, a branch of the Scottish Travelers, who feuds with the Atwater clan.

The blond woman with the gold Volvo SUV remains unknown. It is believed she is a part of the Cyr clan, a branch of the Scottish Travelers, who feuds with the Atwater clan.

If you have any information about these criminals, or any member of the gang from the Saco Ward Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer@ (207) 774-9322  


They Put A Bomb In My House
& And A KKK Cross In My Garden
(October 18, 2006)

They Cut Up My Car:
(May 10, 2010)

Have Information? 
Call FBI Agent 
Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322

I know these people well. They are my family. I can identify many of them. I was the clan Queen (a religious title - meaning I'm what most Americans call "a Gypsy Witch" or "Fortune Teller".)

I was born into the clan and from a young age refused to join in their criminal activities. As a result I was subjected to many years of abuse and medieval style torture.

I escaped the clan in 2005 and want no part of any association with them. But no one leave the clan, they won't allow it. The attacks on me and my farm started in 2006, shortly after my escape from the clan. Their violence has heightened daily ever since.

The FBI is now trying to put an end to the terrorism wrought on Old Orchard Beach by the violent feuds between the Atwater and Cyr clans. Beware any one affiliated with them. Both clans are wanted by the FBI.

Please, help the FBI make our town safe to live in again.

They Cut Up My Cats:
(Kidnapped April 10, 2015; Returned Cut Up Mother's Day May 2015)


They Tried To Kill Me:
(November 14, 2013; paralyzed 5 months; 
damaged hip, pelvis, knee, spine, 
as well as surrounding muscles, and nerves)

(Again, July 26, 2016 - rupturing 3 discs in my spine, 
re-damaging hip; doing nerve damage to spinal column and leg)

Three things can not be hid:
The Sun,
The Moon,
& The Truth

Stand Up For Justice
Don't Let These People Do This To Another Person

If life gives you lemons,
then you grab life by the balls and say you're taking them too.

Why make lemonade when you can make testicle stew? 
I don't take shit from no one,I stand up to bullies like you.
I don't like bullies, bullying me,  cyberbullies, offline bullies, any bullies. 
Say NO to the bullies of the world.~EelKat




The Gypsies Have Put A 7 Year Curse
On Every White Power
Business, Town Official & Citizen
of Old Orchard Beach,
As Well As Their Friends, Their Families,
And Every Tourist
Who Patronizes Their Services







“Don’t turn your face away. Once you’ve seen, you can no longer act like you don’t know. Open your eyes to the truth. It’s all around you. Don’t deny what the eyes to your soul have revealed to you. Now that you know, you cannot feign ignorance. Now that you’re aware of the problem, you cannot pretend you don’t care. To be concerned is to be human. To act is to care.” 

― Vashti Quiroz-Vega


Have Information?
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer
@ (207) 774-9322

What Happened?

A group of superstitious residents of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, believe a demonic amphibious alien lives in my car, so they cut my car in half, blew up my house with a bomb, and cut my cats heads off.

Full details about the psychotic cat murdering, house bombing, gay hating, white power, car vandalizing, "demon hunters" of Old Orchard Beach can be found here:
The Amphibious Aliens Squidoo Lens Returns
With 10th Anniversary Update




Shower Curtain

3 of the 15 Pidgie Fund Cats Have Been Murdered

2 Have Been Found & Returned

These 10 Are Still Missing

If You Know Where They are
Please Bring Them Home

If You Know Who Is 
Holding Them Hostage

Please Call FBI Agent 
Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322  

3 of the 15 Pidgie Fund Cats Have Been Murdered

2 Have Been Found & Returned

These 10 Are Still Missing

If You Know Where They are
Please Bring Them Home

If You Know Who Is 
Holding Them Hostage

Please Call FBI Agent 
Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322  

Don't forget to read

Flamboyant Nipples

It tells you what happened to the cats.

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of Old Orchard Beach, Maine!

{{{{Hugs}}} and a great big thank you to all my wonderful fans!

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If you play iSpy long enough with my car you can find Nyan Cat in the beadwork...











How We Gypsies 
See The Americans

Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen
A Behind The Scenes Look Into The Everyday Life of 
The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine

by 
EelKat Wendy C. Allen

(Now Free To Read Online)

Was One of The 27 Books 
Banned By The United States Government 
On January 4, 2016

Forced to be unpublished 
and removed from books stores 
by a court order issued by 
The Town Hall of The Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
A United States of America Government Orginization














Are you here to meet Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies?
Or to see the real "Christine" The World's Most Haunted Car?







Latest Updates:

UPDATE: April 26, 2017

Gay Haters Attack AGAIN!
This Time with 
FLAMBOYANT NIPPLES!
The KKK Started An Anti-Gay Violence Promoting WebSite About Gay Men of Old Orchard Beach, Threaten To Come Here This Summer To Kill them - They named the website "Flamboyant Nipples".

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The scene she was offended by in Night of the Screaming Unicorn can be read HERE.

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Flamboyant Nipples; 
I'm Painting A New Sign for my driveway
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The Top 202 Most Visited Pages of 2017

Seeing how on October 15, 2017, we reached 10,000 pages, I thought it'd be fun to update the Top 100 List and see where were were now.

Top 202 Most Viewed Pages Of 2017 So Far
(Out of 10,000 pages)

(January 2017 to October 2017)
(Excluding the Home PageAbout Page, and Site Map Page, which were the top 3)

  1. Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
  2. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
  3. Medieval Servants: Their jobs and their place in historical fiction.
  4. How Long is 50,000 Words?
  5. On being a handicapped CosPlayer at PortCon Maine 2017
  6. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  7. Writing Mute Characters
  8. Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach | The Site That Makes Fun of Terrorist Hate Crimes
  9. Writing Dares Random Generator
  10. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  11. The Saco River Curse
  12. Our Primary Site Topic Is Small Penis? Reaching #1 on Page 1 of Google.
  13. Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
  14. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is Quaraun?
  15. Introduction To The Quaraun Series: aka Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach
  16. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  17. Autism, Asperger, PTSD, & Mad Cow: Writing Clinical Insanity Accurately | What is wrong with Quaraun? 
  18. Quaraun Free To Read Online Complete Chapter Index In Chronological Order
  19. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  20. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  21. Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica
  22. The FBI In Old Orchard Beach, Maine Trying To Capture A Domestic Terrorist
  23. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  24. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 1 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  25. Autism, Asperger's, And The Danger of The Self-Diagnosis
  26. Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
  27. What Type of Music Does A Gypsy Listen To? My Top 10 Favorite Bands
  28. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  29. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
  30. How to Write A Kiss
  31. Phookas
  32. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is GhoulSpawn?
  33. Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
  34. Daily Writing Prompts (June 2017 Archive)
  35. My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender
  36. Why Are The Quaraun Books Rated M18+
  37. How to Write Hot Sex - Tips For Erotic Romance Authors
  38. The Zaharam-Chapelle-Parunas Ethnographical World Building Questionnaire
  39. The Jiggler & The G-String Teddy Bears | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
  40. What exactly makes an Elf an Elf? (What is the definition of an Elf?)
  41. Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy
  42. World's Most Haunted Car Merchandise
  43. I Am Not GhoulSpawn | Excerpt From Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  44. Old Orchard Beach Hate Crimes
  45. BoomFuzzy Chapter 1 (Novel Excerpt - Quaraun The Insane)
  46. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica? or Why are gay haters beating up elderly woman for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness and saying she's a transexual because only transexuals wear pink?
  47. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
  48. Autism and the Stigmas - Why Can’t You Accept Me As Me?
  49. Maine UFO Sightings
  50. Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family
  51. Psychedelics In A 'High' High Fantasy World (High Elves Getting High)
  52. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  53. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  54. Captured By The Lich Lord | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  55. How To Build A Magic System
  56. I've everything but a kitchen sink. Wait, how'd that sink get in my pocket?
  57. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies & The Ku Klux Klan of Old Orchard Beach
  58. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  59. City of The Slushies | Chapter 7 | Quaraun The Insane
  60. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
  61. Suicide, Rape, and Abuse In The Quaraun Series
  62. Wizards vs Witches vs Sorcerers: How are they different? | Writing Fantasy Books
  63. FRED: Google's Most Deadly Update Ever?
  64. How To Write A Novel: Question Everything Before Putting It In Your World
  65. Content writing: How long do you spend creating a quality blog post?
  66. SBI: To Review or Not to Review? That Is The Question
  67. Twerking Dragons: The Joys Of Writing A Novel With A Voice Recorder
  68. A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness
  69. Transgender, Transsexual, Transvestite, or Intersex: What Is Quaraun?
  70. Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  71. Colour Magic - Gypsy Style
  72. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
  73. Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing
  74. Quaraun & Autism In Fantasy Novels
  75. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
  76. Tom Addams & The Warrior's Forum
  77. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
  78. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  79. Markiplier Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie Play Resident Evil 7
  80. Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole (Includes NSFW 18+ CBT Yaoi scene)
  81. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  82. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
  83. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Going North To Head South
  84. An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
  85. Aspergers is NOT Autism
  86. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  87. Summoner of Darkness: GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
  88. The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
  89. The Lich's True Form Revealed | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  90. Using work you already started for national novel writing month?
  91. World-building In The Quaraun Series: Creating a Fantasy World
  92. Books in Vacationland 2017
  93. BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
  94. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
  95. Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness
  96. The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
  97. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  98. What vlogging equipment is needed to get started as a YouTube vlogger?
  99. April 2015 Update: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach: The Kidnapped Cats
  100. Betta Fish Aesthetic on Pinterest
  101. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
  102. Life As A YouTuber: How To Earn An Income From Making Videos
  103. Making YouTube Videos: How did you decide what content to make?
  104. Page 4 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  105. Twighilight Not Twilight
  106. YouTube Index
  107. Amphibious Aliens: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
  108. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
  109. Average Typing Speed
  110. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
  111. Ernest Hemingway Style of Writing Literary Fiction Used In Epic Fantasy Novels
  112. Google Flagged Your Site! What To Do? (Help For Web Masters)
  113. How valuable is a writer’s group?
  114. Lives Destroyed: Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
  115. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Santa's Letter To Satan
  116. Summoner of Darkness: Quaraun Meets The Gremlin
  117. The Terrorists of Old Orchard Beach Put My Dad In a Coma
  118. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
  119. What Is This Site?
  120. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
  121. City of The Slushies | Chapter 1 | Quaraun The Insane
  122. Creative Writing Story Prompts: September 2017 Edition
  123. Dungeons and Dragons: The Joys Of Calculating Gold Weight In AD&D 2ed
  124. Fabric Designed By EelKat
  125. My Fave YouTubers Play: Dream Daddy - The Yaoi Dad Dating Sim Otome Game
  126. Necromancy: How will resurrection affect society as a whole?
  127. Page 7 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  128. Pink Flowers Aesthetic on Pinterest
  129. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 12 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  130. What will a traveler encounter on the roads in your world?
  131. Are you insane? Am I? Let's Find Out...
  132. Becoming A Better Writer: How to write interesting dialogue.
  133. Character Creation
  134. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
  135. Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books
  136. How To Stay Motivated To Write | Writing Fantasy Books
  137. Jewelry Fashions in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  138. Keyword Marketing - What to do when your best keywords are low demand
  139. Magic Systems and How to Build Them | Writing Fantasy Books
  140. NaNoWriMo Overachievers: How did you do it?
  141. Quaraun Cover Art Gallery | Fantasy Novel Book Cover Art
  142. Quaraun The Insane : Zebulon's Captive: The Last of The Moon Elves
  143. SEO Advantages of Embedding YouTube Videos On Your Website
  144. Summoner of Darkness: A Tavern Scene - Chastity Cages, and Whores
  145. Summoner of Darkness: The Return of ZooLock (free to read online)
  146. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
  147. Vanishing Books Update - Why 27 of my books were deleted off Amazon
  148. What is a God in Your Universe? | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  149. Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately
  150. What the Ocean Gives Me (How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing)
  151. City of The Slushies | Chapter 14 | Quaraun The Insane
  152. February 10, 2008 - Harassment Continues in Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  153. How does a bestselling book become a bestseller?
  154. Marriage in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  155. People are not interested in long winded copy
  156. September 26, 2017 - The Latest Attack By The KKK on The Thinner Gypsies
  157. Spending Money To Make Money Online? Should You Do It?
  158. Summoner of Darkness: The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness
  159. Summoner of Darkness: The Map of The Town (novel free to read online)
  160. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt GOTY | Completionist Run: Episode 01
  161. Trespassers: April 2007 Updates
  162. Turning Scenes, Into Stories & Writing Travelogue Style Fantasy Books
  163. Where To Get Endless Ideas For Short Stories, Novels, and Articles
  164. Writing Controversial Books: Political Correctness & White Supremacists
  165. Are Bad Reviews Good For You?
  166. Branding Yourself While Avoiding The Scams | EelKat On Content Writing
  167. Child Sacrifice in Fantasy Novels | Writing Fantasy Books
  168. How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children
  169. How would you explain your Fantasy world to a stranger?
  170. Page 6 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  171. Summoner of Darkness: HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower
  172. The return of Friends Are Forever - Banned and Burned it's about to be reborn!
  173. Why do Lovecraftian beings come to earth?
  174. Writing Prompts Syndrome?
  175. Autism = The Crazy Cat Woman of Maine
  176. Autism: Understanding what is really going on inside the child’s head.
  177. But what exactly IS a full time income?
  178. Content Marketing & writing: How I write content for my website
  179. Do you write a novel start-to-finish?
  180. GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: How To Kill a Lich
  181. How is it that the church leaders are claiming you do not pay tithes?
  182. How To Write A Novel: In what order do you create your world?
  183. I loved my children but I loved BoomFuzzy more | From Quaraun The Insane
  184. My Two Favorite People: FarDarrig and The Baby That Never Should Have Been
  185. Need help writing characters of color | EelKat on racist white readers
  186. Quaraun and the Amazon Adult Filter
  187. Quaraun GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: The Lover's Triangle
  188. Summoner of Darkness: Where Are You Hiding That Horse?
  189. Tired of people who don’t care. :( Tired of the harassment. :(
  190. What would happen if an Elf adopted a Human baby? | Writing Fantasy Books
  191. Page 10 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  192. Page 3 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  193. Page 8 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  194. SCRIPT FRENZY 2010: I WON! & Psycho Stalker Attacks
  195. Wristlets, Wrist Bags, Mini Clutch, Cosmetic Bags, and Designer Mini Purses
  196. Writing Your Novel: Do you save chapters as individual files?
  197. Are old AD&D adventures still any use to current players?
  198. Autistics Have Feelings Too & Diverse Books Rant
  199. Be True To You: YouTube Gamers: "Faking" a personality until you make it?
  200. City of The Slushies | Chapter 10 | Quaraun The Insane
  201. HEA in Erotica (Should You Write Happily Ever Afters?)
  202. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies



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