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My NaNoWriMo Journey

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The high rate of hate email I receive via NaNoMail now requires me to add this notice to my profile: For future reference, because I am a very famous author, I receive on average 20,000 emails a week, I used to ignore the haters, but now I take threats via emails very seriously, after a man threatened to burn my house down and than did via building a bomb out of a grease fryer stuffed with fly tapes, that after leaving pictures of guns taped to my front door. He is now in prison. Since 2001 I forward all hate emails to the police and being the writer of erotica and gorn, I get a lot of them. In the past year 2 of my emailers have gone to prison. Carefully consider whether or not you want to join them, before you click send. Thank you.

Also, before you click 'send' make sure the person on the receiving end of your hate filled email isn't suicidal. Delete the email, you'll stay out of prison and you'll save a life.

Who am I? I have Autism and do not speak verbally, thus I write and type as a way to communicate when face to face with others. Speech is very difficult for me. My verbal words are desperately slurred and stuttered and go from either way too fast or way too slow. Most times I know what I want to say, but the words that come out of my mouth are mixed up and in the wrong order so sound like nonsense. Folks often consider me "dumb" due to my being near-mute and desperate lack of getting words out in the correct order. I write 7k words a day just as part of my daily non-verbal speech. That is how I am able to pound out 15k a day during NaNoWriMo every year. It is very frustrating when I want to talk to someone and they pat me on the head and say something like: "It's okay, here have a candy. Poor thing she can't understand us at all."

Because of the disabling nature of my Autism, even though I am now in my 40s, I require constant "adult supervision" to ensure that I remember to do basic normal things like eat or sleep - 2 things often forget to do and go up to 12 days without some times. My days are spent writing morning, noon, and night, for having Autism it is one of the few things I am able to do at all.

Until 2005 I had agoraphobia. Today I have no house to be in, so, basically can say nothing cures agoraphobia better than Hurricane Karenina did. Actually I still have agoraphobia, just don't have a house to not leave anymore. My car replaced my house. I don't leave my car anymore. It gives me more freedom as I can now go places, but still having difficulty in getting out of my car and going in places once I get there. I have progressed to being able to go in buildings, with glass front, and parking places by said windows, which allow me to enter the building. Getting out of sight of my car is still not happening, but I'm working on it and I am able to get farther and farther away (even if just a few inches) every day, so still a ways to go, but slowly getting better.

Because of my agoraphobia, it had been nearly 20 years (prior to 2005) since I had last had face to face contact with another human, outside of my Mormon family and members of the local Mormon church. Since 1975 I only left the house on Sundays to go to church. Since every person I knew was a Mormon and since the excommunication every Mormon shuns me, I am now alone, with no one, no family, no friends. One goal I have is to, in addition to learning to get out around town, is to learn to speak vocally, and hopeful make a friend. No contact with humans in so many years, means I have no friends. I'm never quiet sure how to respond to people. Autism and agoraphobia are not a good mix, and when you are near mute, people are not open to the idea of getting to know you, and thus I remain unwillingly alone.

Because I can not speak in a manner that can be understood by others, I write to communicate. This led to me writing books as well. I wrote my first book in 1978 and haven't stopped writing since. In that time I have written 30+ books, 200+ short stories, 2,000+ articles, a few dozen plays, a local restaurant review/food critic column, and 2 advice columns.

My NaNoWriMo Journey has been as follows:

November 2003:

Over the years there have been 8 family deaths occur during the last 2 weeks of November. The last week of November is also my wedding anniversary and the month my baby died. And the month my dog Buddy died. It is also the month of the excommunication from the Mormon church which resulted in my being shunned by 100% of every single person I knew. People I knew and loved treat me like I do not exist, as though I am invisible, not like I was dead, but like I was never born. Excommunication from the Mormon church cancels everything you ever did in the church, including marriage. Since November 2003, my Mormon High Priest husband of 27 years denies we were ever married. In November 2003 I was left abandoned and left alone. Every November since 2003 I become deeply suicidal and local police officers put me on suicide watch for the month of November.

Each year I do not join NaNoWriMo because I love to write. I join it, because I am ordered to do so by psychologists and local police officers, who believe NaNoWriMo to be the only thing powerful enough to keep me alive til the end of the month. They also recommend that I not do NaNoWriMo alone, that I attend the Write-Ins, groups, and meetings to ensure that I am always in the company of others, in the hope that I will make a friend and find a reason to live again.

In 2010 it became apparent to the psychologist and police officers that NaNoWriMo was losing it's ability to keep me alive, mostly as a result of the local write-ins where one member made a constant habit of screaming obscenities at me while running out of the cafe and telling the others in the group "I won't be anyplace EelKat is, you chose her or me, you let EelKat join this group and I'll never come back!", than coming to NaNo and mailing me hate emails (filled with baffling weird nonsense of "Stealing my thunder, blah, blah, blah, stepping on my toes, blah, blah, blah, my turn to shine, blah, blah, blah....--- I do not understand much of what she says, and I only saw her at that one meeting I certainly was never close enough to her to step on her toes, I can't understand what she is talking about at all. I find her words confusing and frightening), and starting in 2013 she took to starting forum threads to publicly continue her endless mindless hysterical hate. Who this drama queen is, how she thinks she knows me, or why she is filled with such vehement hate for me, I do not know. I can only assume that she must be a friend or relative of one of the Mormons who shuns me, for I can see no other reason for her actions. It was the problems this woman caused with her drama sessions at the Write-Ins that caused me to rarely attend meetings afterwards, I have Autism and being around loud show-off center of attention people who enjoy causing scenes and commotions are not something people with Autism are able to be around (we are very sensation to light and sound).

Thus is how I came to have a driver's license as they felt that if I had more freedom to leave the yard more often, perhaps go to college, as NaNoWriMo write-ins wasn't working to give me a reason to want to live anymore, maybe than I could find a reason to want to live at college they suggested. This resulted in driving the car into the river and the suggestion that, perhaps the car could be your reason to live? Keep the car running, take car of it, decorate it, love it, it'll take you any where you want to go, and so in 2011, I built the Dazzling Razzberry, my protector, my only friend: a 1992 Volvo covered in suicide notes painted to it's doors and 2.5million beads and marbles glued to it's top side. As long as long as there is room for one more bead, I have a reason to wake up the next day, if only to find a new bead to glue to my car. That cures the problem most of the year, but come November the month I need to forget, it is not enough, and nor anymore is NaNoWriMo.

I did not receive my drivers license until my late 30s. My daily driver, is The Dazzling Razzberry aka The Autism Awareness Car and for folks who've never seen it before here's a picture of what a car with 2.5million beads, buttons, marbles, and rhinestones glued to it looks like: https://www.eelkat.com/DazzlingRazzberry.html

My other car is The GoldenEagle aka The World's Most Haunted Car. You can see a picture of that one here: https://www.eelkat.com/GoldenEagle.html

NaNoWriMo 2004:

After the first of many suicide attempts, it was suggested that I try to find something to occupy my time during the month of November, so that I would have no time to think about the loss of my family and being alone for rest of my life. The suggestion ended with: "You're a writer aren't you, why not try NaNoWriMo?"

I signed up the last week of Nov 2004, but never actually got started writing anything. Did 2k of random plotting, didn't really get to actual story-prose-type writing though. Oh well.

NaNoWriMo 2005:

I failed this year...did like 5,000 before I got bored with my plot. I was confused with the whole "contest atmosphere" too, and had not really gotten into the spirit of the whole write 50k as fast as possible thing, because I was too busy trying to write at my best instead of a my fastest, so I just fizzled out big time. Plus, not really a novel writer. Short stories mostly, plays too, children's books, non-fic self help guides, but no novels. I've written 30 books, yes, novels, no. Books does not = novels! LOL! Not really sure why I thought I could write a novel.

Script Frenzy 2006:

In 2006 I joined Script Frenzy, I think I wrote about 5 pages before life happened and I never got back to it.

NaNoWriMo 2006:

Big changes: a flood in May took out our house and left us homeless, we started rebuilding, but a fire on October took that too. I moved into the now world famous "tent of Old Orchard Beach", which was a tarp over a wood pile, and was buried on October 27th by a blizzard that dumped 3 feet of snow in a single night. With no heat, no electricity, no lights, no running water, no toilet, and only a sleeping bag, a tarp, and 9 cats to keep out the cold, I set out to join NaNoWriMo once again, writing by hand by flashlight at night and typing it up online at the library by day.

In the 2006 relaunch of the site, the 2004 archive got deleted, along with the accounts of many members who had joined prior to 2006. My account was one of the thousands that vanished in October of 2006. :( Luckily, because the system was wiped clean it had no memory of the deleted usernames either, thus allowing us to start new accounts with the exact same usernames. YAY! So, now my account says I signed up in 2006 instead of 2004, like it is supposed to say (many of us whose accounts now say 2006 as our join date, actually joined before.) However, by that time I had spent most of 2006 in the local libraries posting on the forums and had figured out that the contest was all about writing lots of words and hope they come out as a novel, rather than write a smooth polished publishable novel in 30 days, and so by the time November 2006 rolled around I was ready to toss my inner editor aside and try it again.

The result? I did 183,000 word longhand first and retyped at the library, my first win (2006) ... kind of to make up for failing the first year I guess, but than never went back to edit it. =P It was "almost" a novel. It was a set of interconnected short stories.

I tried to attend the write-ins, however nearest one was a 2-hour drive, and still not yet having a driver's license, or access to a ride, meant 7 hour walk 1 way to get there. I was already walking 45mins each way to the library each day so I opted out of write-ins that year.

Script Frenzy 2007:

In 2007 I started Script Frenzy again, than life got in the way again and I never wrote a word.

NaNoWriMo 2007:

I reached 75,000 this year (or rather validated at 75k, no idea how much I actually wrote), I never finished the story, because my computer ate large sections of it! ***screams*** ***pulls out hair*** Lesson learned, I now know to make copies of my draft and save it on a private blog I created specifically for saving my drafts on.

Script Frenzy 2008:

Signed up once again for Script Frenzy. I returned to Script Frenzy ready to write what I never got to write the year before, only to learn the contest had been moved from June to April and was already over! ARRGH!

NaNoWriMo 2008:

In 2008, I did the unthinkable and changed my goal from 50k to 200k. YOW! But I did it and finished out the month with my biggest total ever: 238,153 words in 30 days!!!! (spaced out over 5 different books btw - 3 of them short story collections - none of which I totally finished, but one of which "For Fear of Little Men" was published February 2010. YAY!) I broke a lot of personal writing records that year, including to reach 50,000 words on day 3 of the contest! Yay! I may try a 50k weekend next year!

Local write-ins this year, only 2 towns away, little over an hour to walk there so, I went to all of them. This being my first face-to-face contact with humans in 20 years, I was finding many changes to the outside world: including that it was now a world where women wore pants! Strange change all around, but found "the culture shock" of how vastly fashions, cars, and technology had changed in 20 years was very little compared to attempting to speak with vocal words. Had a very hard time at the write-ins as a result - other people talk a lot, I am near mute and have trouble forming sentence with my voice. I spent the write-ins writing alone, while others chattered.

Script Frenzy 2009:

In order to make certain I actually wrote something this time around, I did the unthinkable and signed up as the ML for Script Frenzy in both Saco and Portland (for some reason you couldn't sign up for one without the other, don't know why) [see here for Script Frenzy ML info: http://2012.scriptfrenzy.org/user/132659 ] and went crazy shuffling write-ins between the 2 regions, but still ended up writing 12 plays each between 10 - 30 "theater minutes" long, meaning I wrote enough for THREE Script Frenzy contests instead of one! YAY!

Part of the difficulty in MLing was: agoraphobia, how do I leave the yard and get to meetings I am supposed to be running 5 towns away? And I still had not gotten my drier's license yet. Fortunately a fellow Screnzier gave me a ride. But than I had Autism and could not talk, how to overcome this challenge? It was very difficult, but I made it through it, and kept the meetings going year round.

NaNoWriMo 2009:

NaNoWriMo 2009 rolled around and I did not start because I had a stroke October 19th and than got N1H1 a week later. I was determined not to let anything stop me from joining the contest though, so on day 14 of the contest I was back and attempting to write double time, in spite of the fact that my stroke had affected my ability to use my hands and legs. I dragged on very, very slowly, however, in spite of my efforts, and by the last week it was looking like I wouldn't reach 50k by November 30th; but than suddenly in the last 5 days I just sat down, joined a 50k weekend challenge and wrote steady none stop day and night, made it to 27k one day, and shocked myself when I made it to 114,000 before the 30th! Got lots of T-Manor stories done this year. :)

Local write ins canceled and still had no ride to the nearest local ones 2 hours away.

Script Frenzy 2010:

Continued ML-ing for Script Frenzy, [see here for Script Frenzy ML info: http://2012.scriptfrenzy.org/user/132659 ] but the region name was changed from Saco and Portland, to Southern Maine. So the two regions got combined or something. Made MLing so much easier. Just started having meetings in Saco, I was walking distance from there. Talking still troublesome though, but better than before. Continued running the meetings year round.

NaNoWriMo 2010:

Started car pooling with a fellow WriMo this year to the nearest Write-Ins (which were a 2 hour drive one way)

Broke my hip on October 28 and was stuck in bed for weeks on end (though still dragged myself to the meetings). Unable to walk clear on into January (due to developing arthritis in hip as a result of the broken bone) I found I was unable to do all of the things I normally do, including I was unable to return to my annual Christmas temp job at Macy's, and suddenly instead of worrying I had no time to write, I ended up with more time to write than I knew what to do with and ended the month with a whopping 238,000+ words, beating my own record by only a few dozen words. Rebelling with lots of short stories once again. Made a mental note to remind myself to aim for 250k in 2011.

Script Frenzy 2011:

Another year of Screnzy ML-ing and another win! [see here for Script Frenzy ML info: http://2012.scriptfrenzy.org/user/132659 ] I wrote scattered 10-minute plays and finished the month with 150 pages instead of 100. Cool!

And a new change: I now had a driving permit (a huge challenge for Autistic people as the state rarely will allow Autistics to drive a car.) This gave me the freedom to drive my car as opposed to living in it in the yard. Also meant I could set up more write ins at more locations, reach more Screnziers.

Camp NaNoWriMo 2011 - August Edition Beta Test run:

Only a few of us long running NaNoers/Screnzyers got the invite to this (basically just us MLs from Screnzy and NaNo), "set your own goal and write" contest. I wrote 35k, but did not feel the warmth of the usual contest comradely, seeing how there were only about 1,000 writers spread across the world, so no local meetings. It should be better once more folks start doing it.

NaNoWriMo 2011:

NaNoWriMo 2011 will be my 8th year at NaNo. So far I've had 7 years and 5 wins and this year I'm going for my 6th win. Signed up for NaNo University this year. Will be leading the YCCC University Write-Ins this year. Didn't get out to the 2-hour drive write-ins, but YCCC was only 50mins drive each way so ran these meetings as all day and just stayed on campus writing with other students. Talking issues not a problem as English Majors seemed to prefer to silently write than talk during meetings.

Big changes in 2011 - I am now a college student, a writing intensive English major, working my way to transferring to Harvard in 4 years. I now have a driver's license. I'll soon be moving into a motorhome and will no longer be homeless for the first time since May 2006! I'm back at Macy's for yet another insane Thanksgiving/Christmas selling season. It is the day before NaNoWriMo begins and I have no plan, no plot, and no idea what I'm going to write, much less how I'm going to write 250,000 words in 30 days while juggling college and the holiday rush at Macy's. We'll see where this month takes us.

Turns out I'm rebelling with lots of short stories once again. Made it past 200k - barely. Oh well, try for 250k next year.

Script Frenzy 2012:

ML-ing again! Loving it! activity level: very active ML - very, very, very, active; OMG! Now that I can drive, I'm doing daily meetings instead of weekly meetings this year. More and more locations all over York and Cumberland Counties. Fun! I'm the ML of the Southern Maine region of Script Frenzy so both counties fall in the region. Most face to face Write-Ins held at Southern Maine Community College, but remembering the pain of wanting to go to write-ins and having no way to get there, I took up up driving to member towns on their request to do mini-writings at cafes walking distance from their homes. I put several hundred miles on my car this month! LOL! Still having write-ins year round too, just moved locations to the Dinning Hall at the campus now. [see here for Script Frenzy ML info: http://2012.scriptfrenzy.org/user/132659 ]

Made it to 120 pages! Yay!

NaNoWriMo 2012:

Rebelling with lots of short stories once again. Will be leading the SMCC University Write-Ins this year, instead of YCCC, because I transferred colleges.

Got slowed up a lot by homework! Yowsah! Only made it to a measly 88k this time. Oh well, at least it was over 50k!

Script Frenzy 2013:

So sad that Chris Baty retired, and also Script Frenzy has been canceled. Screnzy was far better than NaNoWriMo ever was, maybe that's because I write short stories and scripts more than novels? Sad. Very Sad. I will certainly miss Screnzy.

Oh well, we are still holding the write ins, though Screnzy or no Screnzy! Yay! We don't need a contest to keep the local meetings going, so all the usual places are still hosting write-ins, we just won't be writing for Screnzy anymore. [see here for Script Frenzy ML info: http://2012.scriptfrenzy.org/user/132659 ] Suppose we'll have to call the meetings something different than Screnzy Write-Ins now right? Anyone got any ideas, what we should call it now, let me know.

And Camp will be going on in April now so, I guess I can write a script for that instead?

Camp NaNoWriMo 2013 - April Edition:

Was planning to do a play, but my professor wants me to work on a novel for class, so I just I might as well start that instead.

Novel synopsis: It's 1500s Nepal, war is raging with China, Dawa's village was razed by Chinese soldiers, she is the only survivor, and now she is forced to become a thief to survive. In her travels she meets a man who is also on the run, but unlike her, he is not running from enemy soldiers, he's running from a band of demon slayers, but he keeps this secret from her, and she thinks him a common criminal running from the law. The two of them travel higher into the Himalayas to escape their enemies, and find true love only to have that love shattered when she discovered the man she loves is really a demon. At this point I have no idea how it's going to end.

I finished the month with 65k, but did not finish the book. Again, novels not my thing.

Camp NaNoWriMo - April 2012, August 2012, & August 2013:

I forgot to write down my wins for these Camps. Oh well. Did them all. Won them all, seeing how I set my goal at 10k each time, because I wasn't planning to do more than 1 short story each time. :P They were all low numbers 30k to 75k, no big wins. All short stories and plays. No novels.

NaNoWriMo 2013:

No idea what I'm going to write. Probably horror. Probably about Roderic. Probably shorts. Maybe a few plays? Will try for 250k again, maybe I'll make it this time. I wonder if I can make it to 458k? Should I try?

And SMCC University meetings are now in their 5th semester! Not sure yet where we'll be meeting. Student lounge? Dinning hall? Both? We'll figure it out.

Year round Screnzy meetings still going on, even after a whole year without Screnzy! Yay! [see here for Script Frenzy ML info: http://2012.scriptfrenzy.org/user/132659 ] Unfortunately without the Script Frenzy contest we have lost most of our group members. So sad. Still have not come up with a new name for the group.

More sadness this year on top of already sadness from before. I am giving up on attending NaNoWriMo Write-Ins, after a wild lashing out by another member in October, well before NaNo starts. She made it very clear that non-verbal socially disabled people like myself are not welcomed not only at the write-in, but also on the regional online forums. It is very upsetting considering that NaNoWriMo is my ONLY social face to face contact with humans through out the entire year. It is very hard for me to leave my yard on any day, NaNoWriMo was the only social activity I had, the write-ins and regional forums the only time of the year I get to socialize with other humans. I do not like to be in places where I am not wanted. this is very upsetting because I have no place else to go and no one else to talk to.

NaNoWriMo has saved me from suicide many times because it is held during November. I have PTSD and the trigger date it Thanksgiving Day 2003. That's why I joined NaNoWriMo in 2004. That's why I join NaNoWriMo every year. Without NaNoWriMo this year, I don't know how I'll make it through Thanksgiving Day and live to the end of the month. NaNoWriMo was all I had left to live for. I must write and not think, but how do I do that without the interaction of the regional members? I don't know.

Well, the SMCC University meetings will still be going at least.

UPDATE: November 2015: The page you are on now, was written in 2007 and updated every November until 2014 - It was last updated October 31, 2014 and there are no future updates planned for it, as after 10 years of doing it, I have retired from "traditional" NaNoWriMo and am now doing a different writing goal each November.

For the current NaNoWriMo 2015 update see THIS PAGE (which includes the first public release of my Dares Generator and information on how I use it to reach 50,000 words in 3 days instead of 30 days, along with info on how I reached 537,000 words in 2013 and thus changed my writing goals for NaNoWriMo.)

UPDATE: October 31, 2014 -

Due to a major hacking of my online accounts, and the theft and plagiarism of some 1,371 of my how-to articles for writers, I am now removing from public access MOST of my How To Guides for writers. They will return at a future date, but henceforth they will not be available for free. I'm tired of shit-head thieves stealing my work and passing it off as theirs. I'm sorry, to those of you who were not creeps and trolls, I know it's not fair to you, but, the hacking was done by a local person did a lot more damage than you know - the vandalism to my house and cars and the murders of my pets and death threats to my family, are not something I take lightly.

Until we can get to the bottom of this and get this jackass stalker out of my life, I am simply not able to leave my articles online, due to the court case that is now brewing over this. I am also leaving NaNoWriMo, because the local NaNoWriMo ML Kendra Silvermander is the cousin of the man doing the harassment, stalking, vandalism (which included blowing up my house with a grease fryer bomb) and has been not only stealing my how to guides and posting them on the NaNoWriMo forums as her own, but also shows up at local restaurants to threaten me and my family while we are trying to eat. I am utterly disgusted that NaNoWriMo allows a filthy, thieving, vandalizing, scum bag like this to continue to year after year, inciting anti-EelKat riot threads on the NaNoWriMo forum, while continuing to allow her to steal my articles off my web site and post them to NaNoWriMo's website as hers.

This article you are reading now, is one of the few, I have not taken down, it is however drastically shorted. My mega long 20,000 word how to articles are ALL removed now, with only and the ones that remain are stripped of most of the info, with only the barest minimum required to answer the reader question - in many cases the articles are 90% shorter then when they originally appeared, most now under 2,000 words instead of their 20,000 word originals.

Complete Index of
EelKat's Guide to NaNoWriMo
(Including The ORIGINAL 13 Steps To Writing Method)

MANY of these pages are changed to private viewing only now, and or have had most or all of the original content removed - see note above for reason why.

  1. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo
  2. Why Write 50,000 Words In 30 Days?
  3. How Can I Possibly Write a Novel in 30 Days?
  4. Don't Quit!
  5. How long does it take to hit 1667 words? and 50k in one day - is it possible?
  6. Write Now - Edit Later
  7. Write it YOUR Way!
  8. What Is Word Padding?
  9. Word Padding & Why You Should Never Do It!
  10. More ways to write fast without word padding . . .
  11. After NaNoWriMo - Writing to Publish
  12. What I Did In 2006 - Reaching 50,000 using The 13 Step Method to Writing
  13. The Secret to Reaching Word Count Goals Without Using Word Padding - What I Did During National Novel Writing Month 2007
  14. NaNoWriMo 2008: 50k in 3 Days!
  15. Writing Tip: Have Fun!
  16. But, I want to finish a book I already started . . .
  17. Does writing a bunch of short stories count for National Novel Writing Month?
  18. Write What YOU Want To Write!
  19. Accepting Your Writing Style
  20. Writing Advice Doesn't Always Work
  21. What do You Look For in a Book?
  22. Creating Character Profiles
  23. Where Do You Get Your Ideas?
  24. What Genre is My Vampire Story?
  25. What Genre is My Mermaid Story?
  26. Does What You Read Effect What You Decide To Write? or What's on My Bookshelf . . .
  27. WHERE Should I write? Where do you feel you write more?
  28. Create Your Own Writer's Retreat
  29. I Want to Keep Writing December and Beyond: JaNoWriMo, FebNoWriMo, SeptNoWriMo, OctNoWriMo . . . ???
  30. Script Frenzy
  31. GothNoWriMo
  32. Narration for Writers
  33. Novel? Novella? Short Story? How Do I Know What Am I Writing?
  34. ABCs of Writing
  35. How to Become a Writer
  36. Are You a Renegade Writer?
  37. Creating a Fantasy World
  38. After NaNoWriMo: Editing your draft into a manuscript
  39. After National Novel Writing Month: Marketing Your Book
  40. After NaNoWriMo: Home Office, Town Zoning, and IRS Oh My! The Business Side of Being an Author
  41. My NaNoWriMo Journey: The answer the the oft asked question "So what exactly did you write during National Novel Writing Month?"
  42. How Long is 50,000 Words?
  43. Cliches To Avoid When Writing a Story
  44. What are the Benefits of NaNoWriMo?
  45. Is NaNoWriMo About Quantity Over Quality?
  46. How Do You Pick Which Story to Write?
  47. You too can NaNoWriMo like a pro

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  6. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  7. Writing Mute Characters
  8. Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach | The Site That Makes Fun of Terrorist Hate Crimes
  9. Writing Dares Random Generator
  10. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  11. The Saco River Curse
  12. Our Primary Site Topic Is Small Penis? Reaching #1 on Page 1 of Google.
  13. Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
  14. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is Quaraun?
  15. Introduction To The Quaraun Series: aka Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach
  16. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  17. Autism, Asperger, PTSD, & Mad Cow: Writing Clinical Insanity Accurately | What is wrong with Quaraun? 
  18. Quaraun Free To Read Online Complete Chapter Index In Chronological Order
  19. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  20. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  21. Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica
  22. The FBI In Old Orchard Beach, Maine Trying To Capture A Domestic Terrorist
  23. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  24. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 1 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  25. Autism, Asperger's, And The Danger of The Self-Diagnosis
  26. Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
  27. What Type of Music Does A Gypsy Listen To? My Top 10 Favorite Bands
  28. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  29. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
  30. How to Write A Kiss
  31. Phookas
  32. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is GhoulSpawn?
  33. Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
  34. Daily Writing Prompts (June 2017 Archive)
  35. My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender
  36. Why Are The Quaraun Books Rated M18+
  37. How to Write Hot Sex - Tips For Erotic Romance Authors
  38. The Zaharam-Chapelle-Parunas Ethnographical World Building Questionnaire
  39. The Jiggler & The G-String Teddy Bears | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
  40. What exactly makes an Elf an Elf? (What is the definition of an Elf?)
  41. Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy
  42. World's Most Haunted Car Merchandise
  43. I Am Not GhoulSpawn | Excerpt From Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  44. Old Orchard Beach Hate Crimes
  45. BoomFuzzy Chapter 1 (Novel Excerpt - Quaraun The Insane)
  46. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica? or Why are gay haters beating up elderly woman for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness and saying she's a transexual because only transexuals wear pink?
  47. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
  48. Autism and the Stigmas - Why Can’t You Accept Me As Me?
  49. Maine UFO Sightings
  50. Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family
  51. Psychedelics In A 'High' High Fantasy World (High Elves Getting High)
  52. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  53. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  54. Captured By The Lich Lord | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  55. How To Build A Magic System
  56. I've everything but a kitchen sink. Wait, how'd that sink get in my pocket?
  57. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies & The Ku Klux Klan of Old Orchard Beach
  58. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  59. City of The Slushies | Chapter 7 | Quaraun The Insane
  60. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
  61. Suicide, Rape, and Abuse In The Quaraun Series
  62. Wizards vs Witches vs Sorcerers: How are they different? | Writing Fantasy Books
  63. FRED: Google's Most Deadly Update Ever?
  64. How To Write A Novel: Question Everything Before Putting It In Your World
  65. Content writing: How long do you spend creating a quality blog post?
  66. SBI: To Review or Not to Review? That Is The Question
  67. Twerking Dragons: The Joys Of Writing A Novel With A Voice Recorder
  68. A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness
  69. Transgender, Transsexual, Transvestite, or Intersex: What Is Quaraun?
  70. Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  71. Colour Magic - Gypsy Style
  72. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
  73. Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing
  74. Quaraun & Autism In Fantasy Novels
  75. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
  76. Tom Addams & The Warrior's Forum
  77. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
  78. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  79. Markiplier Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie Play Resident Evil 7
  80. Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole (Includes NSFW 18+ CBT Yaoi scene)
  81. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  82. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
  83. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Going North To Head South
  84. An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
  85. Aspergers is NOT Autism
  86. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  87. Summoner of Darkness: GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
  88. The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
  89. The Lich's True Form Revealed | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  90. Using work you already started for national novel writing month?
  91. World-building In The Quaraun Series: Creating a Fantasy World
  92. Books in Vacationland 2017
  93. BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
  94. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
  95. Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness
  96. The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
  97. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  98. What vlogging equipment is needed to get started as a YouTube vlogger?
  99. April 2015 Update: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach: The Kidnapped Cats
  100. Betta Fish Aesthetic on Pinterest
  101. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
  102. Life As A YouTuber: How To Earn An Income From Making Videos
  103. Making YouTube Videos: How did you decide what content to make?
  104. Page 4 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  105. Twighilight Not Twilight
  106. YouTube Index
  107. Amphibious Aliens: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
  108. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
  109. Average Typing Speed
  110. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
  111. Ernest Hemingway Style of Writing Literary Fiction Used In Epic Fantasy Novels
  112. Google Flagged Your Site! What To Do? (Help For Web Masters)
  113. How valuable is a writer’s group?
  114. Lives Destroyed: Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update