2018 April/May/June Update:

As you know, most of the year I publish 2 to 3 articles a day.

However, every year during convention season, I take a break from that to go full swing CosPlay.

From early April 2018 to late June 2018, article posting schedule will be sporadic, while CosPlay Season and Convention events are going full swing.

During this time period, you can expect most, possible all new articles to be focused on costume making, CosPlay, and the characters I'm CosPlaying.

UPDATE: It's now divided into 7 pages. The primary page "Meet Avallach" is now over 20,000 words long. At this rate, it'll cross 60,000 long before the costume is finished, and that's not including the other 5 pages. The primary page has now crossed 60,000 89,000 words and counting, the whole set of Avallac'h pages are now more than 200,000 words long, and more then 500 pictures of Avallac'h and his friends have now been uploaded on these pages, plus there are now 400+ hour-long videos f the costume making process as we record live, every second of this insanely elaborate, over the top CosPlay project.

As of May 19, just 29 days to PortCon we are embroidering his blue coat in a countdown against the clock to finish in time for the event, while we pray that The Dazzling Razzberry will be re-weilded back together and drivable in time for PortCon, after it's recent vandalism by Old Orchard Beach's ever growing Ku Klux Klan problem.

There will still be daily updates, but the BULK of the daily updates will be limited to the pages linked here:

  1. The Avallac'h CosPlay: Who is Avallac'h?
  2. Obsession: Meet Avallac'h
  3. [NSFW] Avallac'h & His Nude Women | Witcher 3 Game Screenshots
  4. Historical Accuracy vs Avallac'h (to go live later this summer)
  5. The Avallac'h CosPlay Costume Making Vlogs (will go live AFTER finishing the costume)
  6. How To Make The Avallac'h CosPlay (will go live AFTER PortCon)
  7. How Much Did It Cost? ($800+ will run to around $3,000) Budgeting The Avallac'h CosPlay (eing written as the costume is being made, will go live after completion of the costume)
  8. Why do children CosPlay rapists & rape victims? & WHY Avallac'h is a M18+ character. 
  9. PortConMaine 2018
  10. On Being a Handicapped CosPlayer: A Look At Events of PortConMaine 2017 That Resulted In 3 Disabled CosPlayers Getting hurt at The Convention and How These Things Could Have Been Avoided


After PortCon Update:

PortCon 2018 is over... but the making of the Avallac'h CosPlay is not. It is not possible to make a costume as detailed as I'm making in fewer then 400 hours, and only 129 hours went into the simplified first run version you saw at PortCon'18. The complete version will not be seen until PortCon'19

If you want to see this costume in person and watch it's progression onward as I continue to expand it... I'll be wearing it at the monthly Maine Association of CosPlay Enthusiasts (M.A.C.E.) events, throughout 2018 and 2019, you are welcome to join us. The list of current events can be found here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/293470827423558/events/ This list is updated monthly, so be sure to check back often to find all the dates, locations, and details of events.



Amphibious Aliens

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The Amphibious Aliens Index

Etiole: 
The Story of
A Creature of Debatable Origins 
& The Children Who Tried To Protect Him From
The Drug Dealing Crime Lords of
Old Orchard Beach

You people asked for a 10th anniversary update. Well, here it is.

It has been 10 years since the publication of the Squidoo article known as Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car. (April 15, 2007) And 3 years since it was taken offline (August 2013). Today's date is March 4, 2017, and this new page and series of videos is being made in answer to fan requests for an update on the situation surrounding the events mentioned in the article.

The Original Amphibious Aliens Article & the first draft edition of The Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update, can be found all on one very, very, very long page HERE. It'll take you about 8 hours to read it. Yes, it's very long.

The page you are on now is the same article as is linked above, but cut into sections, and each section expanded long, with more details and information that was not included in the original.

Here is an index to help you navigate from one section to the next, of this massive, many pages long series. Enjoy!


Amphibious Aliens Part 1 - Lives Destroyed 

Amphibious Aliens Part 2 - Helen Pearly's White Monkey

Amphibious Aliens Part 3 - For Fear of Little Men

Amphibious Aliens Part 4 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 5 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 6 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 7 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 8 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 9 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 10 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 11 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 12 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 13 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 14 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 15 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 16 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 17 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 18 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 19 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 20 - 


The Additional Pages In This Series:

The Amphibious Aliens Squidoo Page:
Video Edition
The Original 2007 Article Uncut, and
Without Any of The 2017 Update Added
NOTE: This Video Is 2 Hours Long And Contains ALL The Original photos and illustrations that were seen on Squidoo
(If you remember there being more then this.... this is the page that had the url: www.squidoo.com/amphibiousaliens there were an addition dozen more pages with Amphibious Aliens in the title, but this is the actual original article which inspired the series of articles)



The REAL White Monkey Story:

The Battle of 4-5-8:

Maine's Largest Drug Raid

The Battle of 4-5-8 was a shoot out between the Atwaters and Halls vs the Dutrumbles and Cyrs. Aproximatly 70 adults took part in the shoot out. I was 8 years old and a boy standing beside me had his eye shot out of his head. I have PTSD as a result and a raging phobia of guns.  

A trio named Anne, Donald, and Bryan (a Dutrumble man and his Cyr wife and brother in law) started the shoot out. They were growing marhawana in Etiole's Swamp and operating a meth lab in the back room of the big yellow dome house at what is now 142 Portland Ave. (Was Old Orchard Beach Rural Rought 860 at the time).  During the shoot out Anne took 3 cans of gas out of her yellow hatchback car and poured it all over the dome house then set it in fire.

The shoot out was started when Anne's daughter was riding her bike and drove it across the street and was killed by an on coming car. We children witnessed as her brain was squeezed out of her head when the car wheel drove over it.

Anne claimed that a demon living in my car possessed the 10 year old girl to kill herself and pulled out a shot gun and started shooting at the Atwater children (the Atwaters who call themselves "The Royal Highland Atwater Clan" are known in New England at "The Scottish Mafia" and are known in Colorado and Wyoming as"The Scottish Traveller Crime Family of America"). The Atwaters were squatting on our farm at the time and had tents and RV full of their Heaven's Gate stock pile of guns. Soon as Anne started shooting at them, they all started hooting back.


The Horror of Having Autism & A Photographic Memory That Replays A Car Smashing a Brain Out Of Skull, over and over again...




Autism... Think you know what it is?
Chances are high you don't.
Did you know:

That REAL Autism (Kanner's Syndrom) is caused by extreme childhood trauma and only 1 in every 10,000 children ACTUAL have it? Did you know that if you are not the survior of child rape, human trafficking, or cult torture that you CAN NOT be diagnoses with Autism?

and

That Asperger's is NOT a TYPE of Autism, and That Autism Spectrum Disorder is also NOT a TYPE of Autism?

and

That 80% of people who claim to have Autism are self-diagnosed, can not name the actual symptoms of Autism, and in fact DO NOT have Autism at all?

(March 4, 2017)

If you are someone new to me, my site, or my experiences, then you are probably wondering what this page is. Of course if you are a long time follower, then you already know (And welcome back!) For those of you new to me, my site, and of course Etiole, a quick summary of what this page is about:

In 1978, a group of about 25 children ages 3 to 12, went looking for frogs in the swamps of the Ross Forest of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, where they encountered a creature of debatable origins, whom is often thought of by most people who heard the childrens' story, as an alien. Most adults discredited the story as children with wild imaginations playing with an imaginary friend... until one after another these children began dying horrific deaths, several of which involved their bodies turning up headless. Today 40 years later, only 2 of these children are still alive. I am one of these two children. 

What you will find on this page is details of the original encounter, the hundreds of encounters to follow over the next 4 decades... and the response from the terror crazed adults of Old Orchard Beach, Maine who, believing they were fighting a demon that was eating their children, lashed out at what they claimed was a demon possessed car. (The real life Christine, a 1964 Dodge 330, that had been the inspiration for Stephen King's Christine book and movie, a car which I bought in 1983, and was the same car, that the little man we children had met in the swamp had started living in shortly after I bought it.)

What you are about to read is Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole and The World's Most Haunted Car - The 10th Anniversary of the Squidoo Lens Edition, including an update on the events to occur in the past 10 years since the original April 15, 2007 release of the Squidoo edition of the article.

{{{{Hugs}}} and a great big thank you to all my wonderful fans!

As of March 2017 EelKat.com is now getting 44,000 views per month!

We've come a long way from the 300 views a month I was getting 10 years ago when the Amphibious Aliens article was first published.

We are also now the #1 web site on Google for almost every search term containing the words "Old Orchard Beach", receiving more then 7,000 hits per month just on that one search term!

With 6,000+ pages and 44,000 views per month, we are now both the largest and most trafficked website headquartered out of Old Orchard Beach, Maine. Yay!

These amazing results are all thanks to one article: Amphibious Aliens, which now ranks as my most read article ever, as well as the most visited page on my website. Thank you to all my wonderful readers for making this possible. Without all you wonderful people this website wouldn't even be possible.

{{{Hugs}}} for you all, and thank you once again for taking the time to stop by!

~EK







Come see the KKK Cross standing in the shadow of the 30 foot hole in my yard, that is all that remains of my house after demon hunting religion crazed lunatics blew it up with a bomb



Let's Play Count Von Count & Count The Missing Heads

Of the 30+ children who witnessed the 4-5-8- battle, only 2 non-Cyrs are  still alive. Most were beaten, shot, beheaded, or otherwise grusomely murdered before reaching the age of 30. Me and my cousins Mike and Murphey are the only 3 to reach 30. Murphey was murdered by a man in a 4-door white pick up truck July 2013, 2 weeks before the same white truck arrived in my yard, days before a backhow owned by the man who owns the white truck (who is also married to Anne Cyr's sister) drove a back hoe over my house. The same white truck would arrive at college November 14, 2013 to paralize and cripple me in attempted murder.

Heads Roll Down The Bloody Streets of Old Orchard Beach As A Deranged Man With a Backhoe Drives Over EelKat's House

The only children to reach adulthood unharassed and without ever being brutalized are Anne's remaining 3 children: Troy, Noel, and Michelle.

Because the Cyr Gypsy clan are  part of the FBI's 3rd most wanted crime family, they are considered EXTREMELY DANGEROUS... if you see ANY of them in Old Orchard Beach, FBI agent Andy Drewer wants you to call him immediately: (207) 774-9322

Several members of their gang of drug lords are wanted for murder.

The Feud Between The Atwater Clan And The Cyr Clan Sparks A Deranged Serial Murderer In Old Orchard Beach

More Then 30 Atwater/Allen/Murphy Clan Children In Old Orchard Beach Have Been Beheaded Now...

The 4-Door White Truck In The Photo Above Has Been Seen At Every Crime Scene

FBI Suspects The Truck Belongs To The Violent Cyr Clan

Only 2 of The White Monkey Children Who Witnessed
The Battle of 4-5-8 Shoot Out Are Still Alive

Meet The White Crosses Of Old Orchard Beach:


Need Directions?

Rather then ask the crazy gun-toting neighbours, and risk get shot by the psychotically deranged, white power gay haters that live up and down my street, patrolling obsessively by my driveway every 15 minutes in a 4 door white pick-up truck, just get directions from Google Maps. Here, you can find 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, ME right here:

Home Again!

May 15, 2010

Five days after being stolen, cut up, and sold to a car crusher, by the religion crazed, demon hunter residents of Old Orchard Beach, The World's Most Haunted Car is found and it's battered remains are brought back home.

Lives Destroyed
By Busy-Bodies, Superstitions, & Hate

The request has been made for the Amphibious Aliens article to return back online, after 3 years offline, since the death of Squidoo, with fans of the article saying it is "the greatest alien abduction story" ever known.

The problem with this being, I actually do not believe I was abducted, never claimed I was abducted, and was clueless as to what the MUFON people were talking about when they showed up in my yard to interview me. So I do not use the term abductee. I had not heard of the term before people started contacting me, after my uncle wrote several articles online about things that had happened to me and several of my cousins back in the 1970s.

One of the most frustrating parts of this whole ordeal is how much rude, inconsiderate, and in some cases outright violent, mostly religion crazed,  hate filled people have disrupted my life over this one thing, which I never thought was a big deal, until total strangers, gossiping busy bodies, and house bombing, car vandalizing, cat murdering vandals took it upon themselves to cleanse the world of what they called "a demon", with them originally calling him a transvestite and progressing to calling me one.

Small town hysteria at it's worst. A tourists town that smiles ans acts sweet from May to September, then pulls out their shotguns and shoots everyone not white enough, not Christian enough, not straight enough, or in any way not a carbon copy of themselves. Take white power anti-Semite, religion crazed, gun toting fanatics, and have MUFON running manically around town asking where to find a Jewish Gypsy that has a transvestite alien living in her car...

Yeah... that's what happened.

How long did these so called "researchers" think they could run around a hive of neo-Nazis and Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, asking where a Jewish Gypsy lived, before the hood when on, the white crosses went up, and the terrorist attacks against all things Jewish and Gypsy started?

Had the MUFON investigators had any actual professionalism, they would have ACTUALLY RESEARCHED the town they were traipsing around in, and found out what KIND of politics their were governing the area.

REAL RESEARCHERS would have DONE THEIR RESEARCH and found out

REAL RESEARCHERS would have done what REAL RESEARCHERS do and done their RESEARCH with minimal damage.

Did they do that?

No.

Lives were destroyed.

People have been murdered.

4 people have been beheaded.

500 pets kidnapped.

140 families terrorized...

...and because so-called MUFON investigators wanted to find an EBE at ANY cost and did not care the lives destroyed in the process.

We should rename this article "how to destroy lives."

Lives Destroyed In Old Orchard Beach:

How To Destroy Lives:
A Lesson Brought To You By The Hate Mongers Of Old Orchard Beach 


How To Destroy Lives, Using Old Orchard Beach Residents Methods Step #1:

Build a bomb. Take a grease fryer. Fill it with fly tapes. Break into the house of a Jew, a Gypsy, a Muslim, a black family, anyone LGBTQ, any one non-white or non Christian. Break into their home at 1AM. Put the grease fryer on the counter, make it look like something they already owned, so the firemen won't suspect it anything other then a kitchen fire. Turn it on high. And run like hell. Get out of that house before it blows sky high with the family inside asleep in their beds.

...a bomb blew up my house, 

...a different bomb blew up my doctor's office, also killing my doctor,

...lives destroyed the name of religion,

...lives destroyed the name of killing demons.

Welcome to Old Orchard Beach. The "family friendly" town, a town that is only "family friendly" if you're white or Christian.

And that is how you have lives destroyed in the "family friendly" town of Old Orchard Beach by the "family friendly" residents of Old Orchard Beach, in the name of being "family friendly", and no one cares, why would they? We are ONLY non-white Jewish Gypsies after all. Let's move on the anti-Semite, gay hating, white power town of Old Orchard Beach's Step #2 of How To Destroy Lives...

Lives Destroyed By Bombs & Murder


How To Destroy Lives, Using Old Orchard Beach Residents Methods Step #2:

Gather up an axe, a chainsaw, a sledgehammer, and a tining fork... head to the nearest driveway of a Jew, a Gypsy, a Muslim, a black family, anyone LGBTQ, any one non-white or non Christian. Lash out at their car. Smash the glass. Bash the metal. Cut it in half...while screaming God told you to... God told you to kill the car, to kill the demon living inside the car.

...my 1964 Dodge 330 Limited Edition was cut in half,

...my 1974 AMC Gremlin was cut in half,

...my 1974 AMC Hornet was cut in half,

...my 1976 AMC Gremlin was cut in half,

...thousands of gallons of feces being put in my motorhome home,

...lives destroyed in the name of religion,

...lives destroyed in the name of killing demons.

Welcome to Old Orchard Beach. The "family friendly" town, a town that is only "family friendly" if you're white or Christian.

And that is how you have lives destroyed in the "family friendly" town of Old Orchard Beach by the "family friendly" residents of Old Orchard Beach, in the name of being "family friendly", and no one cares, why would they? We are ONLY non-white Jewish Gypsies after all. Let's move on the anti-Semite, gay hating, white power town of Old Orchard Beach's Step #3 of How To Destroy Lives...

Lives Destroyed By Destruction and Violance


How To Destroy Lives, Using Old Orchard Beach Residents Methods Step #3:

Break into the house of a Jew, a Gypsy, a Muslim, a black family, anyone LGBTQ, any one non-white or non Christian. Break into their home kidnap their pets, leave an 8 foot tall white cross behind. Send heads of the pets home to their owners.

...my cats being kidnapped,

...the heads of my cats being nailed to my door,

...10 of my cats are still being held hostage,

...140 families in Old Orchard Beach have reported more then 500 pets, mostly cats, kidnapped in the past 3 years,

...lives destroyed in the name of religion,

...lives destroyed in the name of killing demons.

Welcome to Old Orchard Beach. The "family friendly" town, a town that is only "family friendly" if you're white or Christian.

And that is how you have lives destroyed in the "family friendly" town of Old Orchard Beach by the "family friendly" residents of Old Orchard Beach, in the name of being "family friendly", and no one cares, why would they? We are ONLY non-white Jewish Gypsies after all.

Welcome to the anti-Semite, gay hating, cat murdering, house bombing, "family friendly" white power town of Old Orchard Beach, were the residents reek destruction and death with gleeful abandon, without guilt, without remorse, and without one single police officer with the balls to stand up to the hate mongers of this town.

Lives Destroyed By Extreme Levels of Horrific Animal Abuse


Lives Destroyed By Do-Gooders Doing "Gods Will"


Lives Destroyed By Busy-Bodies on the Look Out For "Evil" Non-Whites


Lives Destroyed By Superstition, Religion, & Hate


Welcome:
To The "Family Friendly"
Terrorist Town
of
Old Orchard Beach

Is THIS Really The Way
Life Should Be?


It says a lot about the state of society, or rather the state of Old Orchard Beach's mentality (or lack there of?) when crimes that were obviously committed by a human (one of THEM) turn an entire town of Old Orchard Beach into a terror crazed war path of destruction against a half blind crippled woman (crippled, might I add, by THEM beating her up), her car, her cats, her home, all because they believe she's hiding a demon from them?



Religion Crazed "Demon Hunters" Kidnap EelKat's Cats

& Nail Their Heads To The Door

Etiole has lived in peace, never bothering anyone, hidden away from the public eye. His life has been destroyed. You members of MUFON who did not think about the consequences of your actions, YOU have destroyed his life.

Were the lives destroyed by your selfish self centered rudeness worth it?

Think about it. Was it?

My cats were a happy family of cats. A mother and her sister, and their kittens. Cats 18 and 3 years old. Senior cats, I had for over a decade. They were kidnapped. Two of them have been returned in pieces. Their lives have been destroyed. You members of MUFON who did not think about the consequences of your actions, YOU have destroyed their lives.

Were the lives destroyed by your selfish self centered rudeness worth it?

Think about it. Was it?

You people ought to be ashamed of yourselves. You're as almost as bad as the terrorist residents of Old Orchard Beach who committed these crimes.

Etiole never hurt any body. He's quiet, gentle, and peaceful. He never leaves the forest.

My cats never hurt any one.

I never hurt any one.

And yet, the residents of Old Orchard Beach put a bomb in my house.

Our lives have been destroyed.

The residents of Old Orchard Beach cut my car in half.

Our lives have been destroyed. And has a single one of you EVER apologized for what you did?

The residents of Old Orchard Beach beat me up, left me paralyzed for 5 months, 18 months relearning to walk, and crippled on a cane for the rest of my life.

My life has been destroyed. And do YOU even care?

The residents of Old Orchard Beach filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep.

Our lives destroyed by hate.

The residents of Old Orchard Beach kidnapped my cats and are currently holding them hostage.

Our lives destroyed by the monsters who run around this town proclaiming to to be "family friendly".

If Old Orchard Beach was REALLY a family friendly town, it's be a safe place for EVERY family to live in. 

Not just white families.

Not just Christian families.

The residents of Old Orchard Beach cut my cats heads' off and nailed them to my door.

Why? Because the residents of Old Orchard Beach are insane, narrow minded, hate mongers, who see nothing wrong with terrorizing women, murdering cats, and doing it in the name of God and religion. They claim they are justified in their terrorist attacks and hate crimes, because they say, a demon lives in my yard.

Well tell me this, if you REALLY think he's a demon, do you REALLY want to get him mad? If you REALLY think he's dangerous, do you REALLY want to piss him off?



Come see the KKK Cross standing in the shadow of the 30 foot hole in my yard, that is all that remains of my house after demon hunting religion crazed lunatics blew it up with a bomb

The worst part of all of this, is I never told any body about Etiole. The story was spread to the world by a toddler raping uncle who was taken to court on child rape charges, by 4 of his nieces, and he retaliated against ALL of his nieces by creating wild stories about them and posting them all over the internet along with the girls' names, photos, and home addresses. I was one of the 64 nieces he had done this to... and while each girl was targeted with a different attack, it was the amphibious aliens story that was the attack he lashed out at me with.

I wonder if he knew, what simpleton's this town was, how very little intelligence existed in Old Orchard Beach, a town, where people think nothing of murdering cats, cutting up cars, a building bombs to try to kill an elderly woman, who they in their infinite Christian wisdom, believe MUST die, because the little homeless man living in her car MUST be a demon. 

Could he ever have imagined, the level of violence and terror the residents of Old Orchard Beach would turn to, as a result of his lies?

The problem with Richard Merlin Atwater's story was, I had never heard of amphibious aliens, alien abductions, MUFON, or any of the other things he would accuse me of.

The other problem was it was three brothers: David, Richard Merlin, and Mervin Bruce... all members of Heaven's Gate, all high priests who had daily visits with God one on one, all on drugs, all drug dealers, all involved in a child sex slave ring, all wanted by the FBI, and all started referring to Etiole as an amphibious alien during a court case shortly after their illegal hoards of military guns were confiscated from the barbed wire fenced in compound, where the dozens of 4 to 8 year old prostitutes were also confiscated.

They were also men whom I had not seen since the drug raid when I was 8 years old and they fled the state of Maine with drug enforcement state police officers on their tails.

In other words, the amphibious alien rumors were made up by a group of men who were trying to discredit anyone who might have been a witness to their crimes. Keeping in mind that the amphibious aliens story they made up about me, was one of only dozens of such wild tales they made up about EACH and EVERY one of their nieces and nephews and ANY ONE ELSE whom they thought might have been a witness to the shoot-out in Old Orchard Beach, in 1980.

The FBI's 3rd Most Wanted Organized Crime Family:

The Scottish Traveler Crime Family of America

aka The Scottish Mafia:

The Royal Highland Atwater Clan of Nova Scotia

The issue is further complicated by the fact that 3 of David's adult children are founding members of a group that calls themselves "The Loyalist White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan" and have made a name for themselves in the Bangor region, by cutting off cat heads and dumping buckets of feces in people's beds. Though not recognized by the official Ku Klux Klan as an actual branch, the Loyalist White Knights mimic many of the actual KKK's activities.

The Loyalist White Knights of The Ku Klux Klan

What you are dealing with is a small group of criminals, wanted by the FBI for human trafficking, domestic terrorism, stockpiling illegal weapons, drug dealing, and UFO suicide cult affiliations.

In other words, the men who started the rumor were a group of brothers who are radical conspiracy theorists, known for starting UFO cult groups, spreading terror, and coming up with some of the most outlandish theories out there. One of the many cults they had affiliation with over the years was Heaven's Gate. This tells you up front the type of fear mongering, doomsday prophet mind set you are dealing with.

Knowing the history of the men who made up the amphibious alien story AND knowing their motives for doing so, changes the story quite a lot.

The REAL White Monkey Story:

The Battle of 4-5-8:

Maine's Largest Drug Raid

I knew absolutely nothing about aliens and the concept of abductions was something I couldn't even begin to comprehend. Even today now that I have been introduced to these concepts, I do not believe in them and find the idea of aliens utterly illogical. 

I was 8 years old last time I had heard from these uncles, my memories of them were that they were monstrously violent bullies. I would not find out about their UFO, KKK, Heaven's Gate and cult connections until after they sent MUFON to my yard and after the FBI arrived looking for them.




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And yet, in spite of my knowing nothing of aliens, UFOs, and other similar things, 30,000 people have arrived in my yard since 2007, all hailing me as an alien abductee. My identity plastered all over the internet by a mad man, my privacy ripped away by his fans, his fans being as delusional as he was, resulting in... 

...a bomb blowing up my house, 

...my car being cut in half,

...thousands of gallons of feces being put in my motorhome home,

...my cats being kidnapped,

...the heads of my cats being nailed to my door,

...all in the name of religion,

...all in the name of killing demons.

My life has been destroyed by Richard Merlin Atwater and his hoards of MUFON fans. His brothers David and Bruce keeping his legacy going.

...and no one cares, the damage they have done.

Etiole's life has been destroyed by Richard Merlin Atwater and his hoards of MUFON fans.

...and no one cares, the trauma they have caused for a peaceful creature who never hurt any of them and who now lives in absolute terror of the psychopathic town that has made multiple violent attempts to murder him.

Let's Play Count Von Count & Count The Missing Heads

Heads Roll Down The Bloody Streets of Old Orchard Beach As A Deranged Man With a Backhoe Drives Over EelKat's House

No one cares to do a background check and find out that these men were monstrous criminals, drug dealers, child rapists, human traffickers, and are nothing short of monsters. No. Not one of these UFO seeking MUFON people, did their RESEARCH into the men telling them the story of amphibious aliens...

Meet The 1974 AMC Gremlin That Drug Addicts Killed Thinking It Was a Demon...

The Five Cars Killed By Drug Addicted Demon Hunters of Old Orchard Beach

wait.... aren't MUFON members supposed to be scientists... you know... people who do RESEARCH and get the FACTS? Uhm... yeah, but then again, I did a Google search for MUFON and they say they only have 3,000 members, and they do all seem to be real scientists and I looked at their pictures and I don't think a single one of them were among the looney toons in my yard, so who in the heck were these people claiming to be from MUFON? 

I don't think they were who they said they were. I think they were just crazies looking for aliens and introduced themselves as MUFON to try to make themselves sound official.

But what the heck happened? How did it reach this point? Where did this all start?



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Amphibious Aliens Index

Looking for the next page of this mega long article? Look no further, it's right here:

Amphibious Aliens Part 1 - Lives  Destroyed

Amphibious Aliens Part 2 - The White Monkey

Amphibious Aliens Part 3 - Fear of Little Men

Amphibious Aliens Part 4 - 



Amphibious Aliens Part 1 - Lives Destroyed 

Amphibious Aliens Part 2 - Helen Pearly's White Monkey

Amphibious Aliens Part 3 - For Fear of Little Men

Amphibious Aliens Part 4 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 5 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 6 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 7 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 8 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 9 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 10 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 11 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 12 - 


Amphibious Aliens Part 13 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 14 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 15 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 16 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 17 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 18 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 19 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 20 - 




Looking for The Original Amphibious Aliens Article & the first draft edition of The Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update? It can be found all on one very, very, very long page HERE. It'll take you about 8 hours to read it. Yes, it's very, very, very long. The page you are on now is a section of the same article as is linked, but cut into sections, and each section expanded long, with more details and information that was not included in the original.