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Random Generators - Story Flavour - Vendor Calls
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Here is the wild mixed up (Bizarro Style)Marketplace Vendor Calls that I use to create the types of vendors my characters will meet when they stop in a village marketplace. I use these for most everything I write. I also use them in RPGs when creating towns for my players.
Creates 14 calls to a time.
Write a story using one of the following (Bizarro Style) vendor calls: