Quaraun Novel Update: Starting in 2014, in preparation for the 40th Anniversary of The Twighlight Manor Series (September 23, 1978/2018), all 2,000+ short stories are being compiled into chronological order, to be re-released as a series of 130 novels. All the original short stories are being republished both here on EelKat.com and on Amazon. In the novels, each short story now stands as a "chapter" in the novels. New scenes/stories are being writing to connect the short stories together into novel format.

Random Generator:
Vendor Calls
(Bizarro Style)

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Here is the wild mixed up (Bizarro Style)Marketplace Vendor Calls that I use to create the types of vendors my characters will meet when they stop in a village marketplace.  I use these for most everything I write. I also use them in RPGs when creating towns for my players.

Creates 14 calls to a time.

Write a story using one of the following (Bizarro Style) vendor calls:

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