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Please note that since 2013, there have shown up several FAKE "EelKat" accounts, often using photos stolen from my website. Those accounts are run by a stalker who also goes by the names Kendra Silvermander & Tom Addams. The identity of both is unknown and it is believed to be one person using 2 different online names. They are wanted by the FBI, not only for stalking, impersonation, and identity theft, but also for the bomb that blew up my house, the attempted murder of my dad, twice the attempted murder of me, and the attempted murder of my brother, so if you run across one of these fake accounts pretending to be me, please report it to the FBI Agent in charge of the case: Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322

Random Generator:
Vendor Calls
(Bizarro Style)

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Here is the wild mixed up (Bizarro Style)Marketplace Vendor Calls that I use to create the types of vendors my characters will meet when they stop in a village marketplace.  I use these for most everything I write. I also use them in RPGs when creating towns for my players.

Creates 14 calls to a time.

Write a story using one of the following (Bizarro Style) vendor calls:

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