EelKat Wendy C Allen - Dark Fantasy Author


UPDATE March 17, 2021: Another death. Waiting for a coffin to be delivered. Funeral the 21st. Unlikely to be streaming for a few weeks.


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Update: March 27, 2021: It's not even been a week since the funeral, and now there is another death and another funeral.



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UPDATE April 5, 2021: There are still no streams, as, we've now a another (a 3rd) funeral to prepare for.


And that is now 3 deaths in our family, in the past 2 weeks.


This 3rd death hits hard, because it was Pippi.


Our family has now had 13 deaths since March 2020.








April 10, 2015, 12 children were kidnapped.

May 15, 2015, the heads of 10 of them were nailed to my door.

August 24, 2020, one was found still alive. he was just 4 years old when she was kidnapped, but she remembered us, even though 5 years had passed.

August 25, 2020, Pippi came home, but her condition was not well. She had been tortured the entirety of the 5 years she had been held hostage. She was missing limbs and covered with scars, had broken bones many years not set, and suffered serious damage to many of her internal organs. That she was alive at all, in her condition, was a miracle. Doctors had little hope of her survival and she was sent home with Hospice care.

Pippi had cancer in her eye and needed surgery for it, which she was scheduled to have, shortly before she was kidnapped.

In the years they had her, not only did they torture her, but her cancer went untreated and spread to her brain.

By the time she was returned to us, her cancer had reached an inoperable state, so we knew she did not have much time left.

Had her cancer been treated, back when she was a toddler, she probably would have reach adulthood.

She died only 8 months after her return.

Another child, to cry out from the grave, for Etiole's vengeance upon her murderers. Another victim of evil men, who will stoop to no ends, to bury the crimes they committed 50 years ago.  Drug lords. Opium growers. Heroine dealers. Selling little girls 4 to 8 years old for sex to priests. They only care about money.

All hail the mighty tourist ass. Millions come to Old Orchard Beach every year, for one thing and one thing only: heroine. They sell their drugs to the tourists under the pier and off the balconies of that giant motel. Than drag little girls to the bedrooms of the condominiums on Smithwheel Road, behind the school. And any child who dares open their mouth and beg for help, gets tossed in the GooseFare Brooke Ravine.

Bastard drug lords. They've been doing this for 50 years, and the town hall and the police department, turn a blind eye to it, because they get paid $6million a year to not report it to the newspapers, when the body of another child washes down the ravine, into the gulley to be spit out in the ocean. No fewer than 5 bodies are found every summer, but how often does it get in the news?

The corruption of this fucking town needs to end.

Yet another dead at the hands of these criminals who run our town.

How long will the residents continue to turn a blind eye to what is happening in our town.

How many more children will you let them kill, before you stand up to them?

Another child is dead and no one in this town cares. So long as they get their money from the tourists. The blood of another murdered child screams from the graves, begging for justice. Tick tock, tick tock, so begins, yet another of Etiole's 7 year clocks.

This is why there were no/to few streams from May 2020 until now.

May 2020, after 4 years of not hearing from them at all, the FBI returned with a lead, which led to Pip's discovery a few weeks later in August.

Because of the nature of the situation, I could not talk about it, to tell you why streams had stopped.

The kidnappers, were enraged that we had recovered Pip, and that is when the attacks started up again on my home and family September 2020.

Pip's condition continued to grow worse, and she died April 5, 2021.

She was only 10 years old.

This is what it means, to not be white in America.

White men, won't even give a child the chance to grow up.

This is what white people do, to none white families like mine.

We are Gypsies with Jewish blood, for that alone we are hunted like animals.

What the men of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, did to my family, will never be forgotten or forgiven.




#If you have any information on the kidnappers or the murders...


#FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the of the April 10, 2015 kidnapping of my 12 children by 14 Ku Klux Klan men who invaded our home and the subsequent May 15, 2015 murder of 10 of the 12 whom had their heads nailed to my front door. If you have information about the case, give it to him not me. He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322 


Have you forgot the extent of the damage these people did, all because, they wanted to dig up my land and removed bodies buried there, before my house builders found that barrel of bones?

Have you forgotten that 7 town hall workers, 5 public works men, a blond woman, her bald son, and her red haired sister Kendra, and 14 police officers, all lead by a man they referred to as "Mark who needs no last name" were the ones 

I name every one of them, except for the ring leaders: blond woman, her bald son, her sister Kendra, and her husband "Mark who needs no last name". I don't know who those 4 are. I'd never seen any of them, other than the Kendra woman before, and I only knew her fro her attacks beating me up at Panera in 2009, 2010, and 2013.

I can name every one of the others, because all I have to do is go to the Old Orchard Beach town hall and police department website, and their are their faces.

With the exception of blond woman, her bald son, her sister Kendra, and her husband "Mark who needs no last name", every one else involved was government official who works for the state of Maine vis the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall, the Old Orchard Beach Police Department, or the Old Orchard Beach Public Works.

And what exactly did they do?

August 8, 2013 they drove a backhoe over my house. That same backhoe drove over my previous house on the same land April 2007. That same backhoe drove over my poultry barn and horse stables July 2001. July 2001 was the first attack.

March 2015 was the the massive attack, with an entire fleet of trucks, and drove over the Church of the Holy Rhinstone, a church that stood on my land, my garage which is why I no longer have a garage to put my car in, my 2 sheds both of which had my tractors and other garden/crop machinery in them at the time. And of course the razing of the land, the cutting down of the apple orchard - the VERY apple orchard planted in 1530 that this town was named after... he actual "old orchard" of Old Orchard Beach... the very original trees - huge massive apple trees over 400 years old. The grape vineyards, the cherry trees, the pears trees. 

April 10, 2015, they returned, 4 police officer held me a gun point, while 10 other police officers held my children down with long poles with metal wire strangle loops on the end, and beat their faces in with cinder block bricks, knocking out every one of their teeth, breaking their jaws... POLICE OFFICERS DID THAT... while men they referred to as "Mark who needs no last name" and "Dan" stood there and told the police officers what to do, how to beat them, while "Mark who needs no last name" boldly bragged that he paid the Old Orchard Beach police $6million dollars to do this.

May 15, 2015... the heads, hands, feet, and intestines of my children were nailed to my door. Later that same day police officer W. W. came to my home begging for forgiveness and claimed that men he referred to only as "Mark and Dan" were holding his beloved mother-in-law hostage and torturing her, and he helped in the April 10, 2015 attack, only to save her life and get her back. He claimed he had no prior knowledge of what was going to happen, claiming that he'd been told they were only going to "scare" us. He said he had not expected anyone to get hurt, he had not known my children would be tortured and kidnapped, he had not known they were going to be murdered. He said he was scared for his life and lives of his family. And he said: "They form a small army, our department doesn't have enough man power to stop them, and every one in this town is too scared to fight back. You don't know what's going on. And I think they mixed you up with someone else. They didn't know you were the owner of this land. They didn't know that was your motorhome. They thought someone else owned this place. It wasn't even your family they were after. You were the wrong target. You don't know who these people are. What they've done to our families. This is the actual Mafia. The real deal. I'm so sorry. This is the address they sent us to. But they had a different name as the owner. This wasn't supposed to happen. They were after someone else. I'm so sorry. I couldn't let my family died. And now yours is dead instead. This wasn't supposed to happen."

June 19, 2016... I did a very specific livestream. You see... A., D., B., and T. in the 1970s and 1980s, were in the habit of dragging big black trash bags into the forest, crossing my land to do it, and dumping those bags into the Goosefare Brook Ravine. In 1983, 3 snuck into Etiole's swamp and planted 3 acres of Marijuana. Someone found it and called the police, I don't know who... it was Maine's largest drug raid for decades. Many, many millions in plants where dug up and removed from Etiole's swamp. A few weeks later A, & D,s 10 year old daughter ran into my yard, touched my car on a dare from other children - the 1964 Dodge 330 former Old Orchard Beach police car, known by Stephen King fans as the REAL Christine, The World's Most Haunted Car... than jumped her bike, and sped down the road, as fast as she could, head on into a car coming the other way. She died instantly, he brain shattered all over the end of my driveway, and her mother A responded by the Battle of 458 - the biggest mass shooting ever in Maine history, that ended up with 3 Gypsy clans and 2 police departments, in a shoot out between 70+ adults all armed with guns. One of my cousins, an 8 year old boy, standing 3 feet from me, had his eye shot out by one of the bullets. While A ran around the street screaming: "FOUR! FIVE! EIGHT!" than shot another child. 

"FOUR! FIVE! EIGHT!" than shoot another child. 

"FOUR! FIVE! EIGHT!" than shoot another child. 

THOSE are the 31 children, whose bones were sawed up and tossed into the GooseFare Brook Ravine... yes, that DOES mean, police officers KNEW those children were there and covered it up.  And I witnessed that entire event.

And THAT is WHY... when police officers murdered my family in 2015, I did a livestream, walking to the ravine, to show the world, where those bones were... because I'm sick and tired of the police corruption in this fucking town, and those sawed up bones of 31 children are PROOF of what this town government is like.... as are the heads of my children that were nailed to my door.

At the end of The Battle of 4-5-8... A. took 2 gas cans and poured them all over the big dome house, than set a match to it, and no one knew, why when she did her brother B., started running, jumped in his robin egg blue truck and backed down the driveway, hit Portland Ave doing 70 and didn't stop driving until the high speed chase caught him in CT... oh but we knew before he was out of sight, why he started running... the dome house went up like Hiroshima into a mushroom cloud that could be seen across the entire state... turns out there was a Meth lab in that house.

June 19, 2016... the livestream of the bones went viral, it's what made my YouTube channel suddenly explode overnight... and police officer W.W. upset, by the fact that, the livestream included the entire police call and response, and that response was to laugh and do nothing... fed up with the corruption in his department, he forwarded that livestream VOD to the FBI, and the FBI arrived in Old Orchard Beach, to dig up the Reclaim Blueberry Plains, and all hell broke lose in this town, as most of the police officers suddenly found themselves arrested. An entire new police force from out of state was brought in to replace the long time officers who had proven they could be trusted to uphold the law. Many town hall officials and public works employees also found themselves arrested by the FBI.

June 26, 2016... barely a week later... the blond woman and the red haired Kendra woman showed up at my workplace, Scarborough WalMart, and tried to kill me, yet again... these are the same 2 woman who attacked me with golf clubs at Southern Maine Community College November 14, 2013... they left dead in 2013, I was paralized for 5 months. It took me 18 months to relearn to walk. I was out of the wheel chair, and I was without a walker, I was without a cane. I had almost fully covered from their November 14, 2013 attack with golf clubs... June 26, 2016, this time they attacked with shopping carts, and I'm now crippled for the rest of my life. They shattered 3 vertebra this time and it can't be operated on. I had to relearn to walk a second time, and I'm not yet recovered now in 2021. In 2013 they drove away in the 4 door white pickup truck. In 2016 they drove away in a gold Volvo SUV station wagon.

That blond woman and her red haired Kendra sister, they are wanted by the FBI for attempted murder of me and they are also wanted in questioning for being suspected of also being the murderers of my children.

I don't know who these 2 women are.

The blond woman shows up my driveway frequently, screaming and yelling, sometime accompanied by a small child, about 5 years old, that she pulls behind her in a red radio flyer wagon. She looks to be about 60 or 70. She often wears a denim button down shirt and jeans. She's prone to yelling at passing cars, while pointing up my driveway, and saying: "There's EelKat, she tried to kill my husband."

I've never tried to kill anyone, so accusation is baffling at best.

She seems to think I know who she is, and has made the claim, that "I was that brat in school"... the red haired Kendra woman, sometimes with her, claims to be her sister, also appears to be 60 to 70 and also seems to think I know who she is, and frequently says: "You bullied me in school, but no more, I'm Kendra SilverMander it's my turn to shine."

They BOTH make the claim they went to school with me, and yet, I never went to school, a well documented fact... because I'm the child the FBI rescued what the news media called "Maine's House of Horrors". I was locked in a cage when I was 8 years old. I was let out on Sundays, to go to church, and not allowed to speak or make eye contact with anyone, and this was only done infrequently, whenever church goers asked what happened to that girl you had". I was 31 years old when the FBI arrived, because of Heaven's Gate having killed 39 people, and my uncle being one of the members and self proclaiming himself as the leader of Heaven's Gate after Applewhite's death. The FBI was investigating the murder of 39 people in California, and had no idea they'd find children in cages in Maine as a result.

So you see, when the blond woman and her Kendra sister, make the claim they went to school with me and I was the class bully who beat them up, this is easily proven false, because the time period when I should have been in school, I was locked in a cage, being tortured by my sadistic uncle Bruce.

Also, they are in their late 60s to mid 70s... making them older than my parents, so how could I have been in school with them, even if I had gone to school? At best I would have been starting pre-school the year they would have been graduating high school.

These things they say about school, only further agrees with what police officer W. W. said May 15, 2015, when he made the claim, they had gotten me mixed up with someone else.

July 2016, a month after the shopping cart attack... yet another Old Orchard Beach police officer arrived, this one accompanied by 2 Biddeford officers, who had been former OOB officers... these 3 officers, had a vastly eye opening story to tell me.

They had been called to Old Orchard Beach, to my farm, to arrest me, a call made to them, by a man named Mark, whom one of these officers, claimed was his brother in law. This Biddeford officer, said he requested to transfer ot of Old Orchard Beach department years ago, because his sister (whom he claimed he suspected, but could not prove was the blond woman whom had attacked me at WalMart) was quote "trying to control the town" he said "treats Old Orchard Beach like a dynasty, thinks she's a duchess, has severe mental disorders, and thought she could buy the police department". He went on to say, she got in with the real Mafia years ago and went to her head, and now she thinks she IS the Mafia and most of Old Orchard Beach's business owners, especially the motel owners are scared shitless of her, because they believe her claim to be Mafia. He went on to say, she's not Mafia, but she's good at convincing people she is and stated "I wouldn't murder beyond her. She'd do it just to prove she is Mafia." He said he transferred out of OOB department to Biddeford department because he was fed up with how easy it was for her to get every officer to do anything she asked. He said "the corruption in that department runs deep; don't cross her or any officer she controls; they WILL kill you and every around you. You don't know who her husband is. He doesn't just control that town, he controls half the state."

What he was telling me was bizarre on extremes, but even more bizarre was the live feed radio call, that he had me listen too, as it was happening, on my farm in Old Orchard, while I was at my dad's house in Biddeford.

He said: "The Old Orchard Department called me, asked me to come over here. Buddy Will wanted to prove you were not in Old Orchard and that Mark has you mixed up with someone else. That fucking bastard is crying wolf and trying to frame you, we can prove it right now. We are fucking fed up WolfBoy."

He turned on his radio, so I could hear. A what I heard... a man whose voice I do not recognize, yelling at a Officer W.W. and saying: 

"That is Wendy, arrest her now! That is EelKat. She tried to kill me."

While officer W.W. and another officer, told the man: "his isn't Wendy. We have officers with her right now. Who tried to kill you? Wendy? Or THIS woman right here?"

"This woman right here! This is EelKat I tell you! Arrest her! What do you think I pay you for! You aren't allow to defy me! I own this town! You are my slaves. I command you to arrest her!"

W.W.: "This isn't EelKat. This isn't Wendy. I've known her for years. And right now, she's on the other side of the state. With 3 officers, listening to you right now. You are NOT the law. We've had it with you. You don't own me. And you've mixed her up with someone else. You've been harassing the wrong damned person. You dare call us about Wendy ever again, and I will personally arrest you for false reports, than I'll tell them everything. You'll never see the outside a prison for the rest of your life when I get done with you. You fucking leave this woman alone. You destroyed her life, because you couldn't tell her apart from someone else."

I used to aqua jog, mountain climb, horseback riding, and I hiked 13 miles a day. And in the blink of an eye, that lifestyle was taken away, and every day was struggle, just to sit up and breath, with no hope of ever walking again. I defied doctors. It's been 8 years and I can move around the house by holding on to things and I now can walk again, at the moment only short distances outside with a cane, and the hope is to continue to improve. I still have a long road of recovery ahead. But I'm walking again, something that 8 years ago, doctors said would never happen. 

My farm was razed.

My family was murdered.

I was 5 months paralysed, and had to relearn to walk. It was 8 years ago and I'm not yet fully recovered due to 3 inoperable vertebrae and hip dysplasia. November 14, 2013, 10PM, at WalMart, while putting bags of groceries in the back seat of my car, I was attacked by 3 rapists armed with metal golf clubs, who left me parallelized, in a wheel chair, broken spine, broken hip, broken pelvis, broken knees, serve nerve damage to my left side limiting the use of my left hand, my bladder incontinent from nerve damage, they left me for dead, and I had doctors telling me I would never walk again.

There's more that has happened. A lot more. The thousands of gallons of sewage they pumped into my motorhome in 2015. The cats. the Ptarmagin cats. World famous groups of cats. You remember them. If so, you remember what these people did to those cats. Poisoned. All dead the same day. 12 cats. Dead to what the vet described as: "enough poison to kill a great dane". My horse, she had her head beat in with a rock. My bantam roosters... 70 pet roosters, hung by their necks in rope nooses in my rose bushes.

All because this man, this mystery Mark, whose last name seems to be known to the police but is still unknown to me and man whom I've never seen or met - he keeps his face covered whenever he shows up... mistook me for someone else... and police officers and town hall workers and public work employees.

Welcome to Old Orchard Beach... this is NOT the way life should be, you know it.

What these people did to me, should never have happened, and according to the police, it's been happening for 50+ years to hundreds of people, hundreds of families, in this town, and every one is too scare to talk about it or fight back to stop it. That NEEDS to change.

The corruption in our town, needs to stop... but it won't end, until every last person who is being harassed by these people stand up, put their foot down, and say enough is enough, we ain't gonna take this any more.

We the people of Old Orchard Beach need to take back our town.


NOTE: Chat is set to emote only on my Twitch channel and my personal contact information has been removed from my website and every place else, due to the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of false reports of "information", along with vile hateful memes about the murder of my family being sent to me by trolls who think mocking the murder of my family is funny.

FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the of the April 10, 2015 kidnapping of my 12 children by 14 Ku Klux Klan men who invaded our home and the subsequent May 15, 2015 murder of 10 of the 12 whom had their heads nailed to my front door. If you have information about the case, give it to him not me. He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322 



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Kindle Sales Figures (June 2015)




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[quote author=NAME REMOVED FOR BOOK PUBLICATION EDITION]What do your sales look like? Can you show me some actual numbers?[/quote]


Well, we are 3 days into the month (today is June 3, 2015), and if I go to my Amazon KDP Dashboard, select "Month-to-Date Unit Sales" I am told that so far this month, my books have sold: 

The Night of The Screaming Unicorn  (B00N97L1D6) 29 copies 

- The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane (serial) Volume 1

  • $2.99 x 70% = $2.09 x 29 = $60.61 income in 3 days

Wasted Time (B00LFUX1XC) 16 copies

- Twisted Tales series (a stand alone)

  • .99c x 35% = .35c x 16 = $5.60 income in 3 days

The Night of the Red Lightning - My Alien lover series (B00Y5CN9DY) 5 copies

- My Alien Lover (serial) Volume 1

  • .99c x 35% = .35c x 5 = $1.75 income in 3 days

Where the Heck Is the Ceiling? (B008FD90QE) 4 copies

- Twisted Tales series (a stand alone)

  • .99c x 35% = .35c x 4 = $1.40 income in 3 days

Quaraun and The Vampire: Into The Swamp of Death (B00T72LVEQ)  1 copy

- The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane (serial) Volume 8

  • $2.99 x 70% = $2.09 x 1 = $2.09 income in 3 days 

What Homeless People REALLY Want: A Behind The Scenes Look Into The Everyday Life Of The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine  (B00WFU89O2) 1 copy

- Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen Book 2 (non-fiction series)

  • .99c x 35% = .35c x 1 = .35c income in 3 days

So that is 56 sales in 3 days, meaning I'm averaging about 18 sales a day so far this week, bringing in an income of $71.80 in 3 days. Which as you can see is not earth shattering, and is more then what you'd make at a part time minimum wage job. (Minimum wage currently being $7.50 an hour and part time being 20 hours or less = AT MOST $150 in 7 days.

  • $71.80/3 = $23.93 a day = $167.51 a week = $8,710.52
  • ($7.50hr x 20hrs = $150) $150/7 = $21.43 a day = $150 a week = $7,800
  • $8,710.52 a year is $910.52 more then minimum wage per year. 

Yes, someone working part-time minimum wage earns ONLY $7,800 a year. For some reason it always surprises people when they find out just how low a minimum wage income actually is. $7.50 an hour for 20 hours a week is ONLY $7,800 a year. I'm left to assume that minimum wage is much, much higher then $7.50 an hour in other states, as one author commented that they had no idea there were any states with a minimum wage less than $12 an hour. Actually, the minimum wage was only just recently increased to $7.50 in 2012. It had been $5.30 prior to 2012. So in 2012 that chart would have looked like this:

  • $71.80/3 = $23.93 a day = $167.51 a week = $8,710.52
  • ($5.30hr x 20hrs = $106) $150/7 = $15.15 a day = $106 a week = $5,512
  • $8,710.52 a year is $3,198.52 more than (the 2012) minimum wage per year. 

Apparently the cost of living is MUCH lower in Maine, then it is in the lower 48, because from 2006 to 2013 my income was about $2,000 a year and I had no trouble living on that, and from the 1980s to 2006, my income was rarely more than $900 a year and I had no trouble living on that either. And minimum wage only paid out $5,500 a year, as little as 2 years ago (2012) and there's more than a million people in the state, living on minimum wage, working only part time jobs, so, you can see why I get confused when, people like that guy in the blog post you sent me, are complaining that they can't pay a $2,000 a month rent on their exorbitant $30,000 a year income. And why I ask, where the hell does he live that $30k is a low income or that rent is $2k a month? He doesn't live here in Maine, that's for sure. Anyone with a $30k income here in Maine would be seen as a millionaire. 

Keep in mind, that even though it is a VERY LOW income,  compared to a non-author working a regular day job, my income, for my word count, and my genre is considered VERY HIGH and ABOVE AVERAGE when compared to other authors of short Bizarro. My results are not typical. No, my sales are nowhere near as high as Virginia Wade's, but neither is any one else's in Monster Porn, and as low as my sales are, I'm considered to be selling way above average, for my genre. 

You will also notice that only 3 of the 6 titles sold in the last 3 days are Monster Porn, however 35 of the 56 books sold in the past 3 days were Monster Porn.

Also of the $71.80 made in 3 days, $60.61 was made by a single title and yes that title is a Monster Porn title.

I will remind you at this point that the Quaraun series is Yaoi (Boy Love) not Erotica and My Alien Lover is "soft porn" mildly-Erotic Romance, not Erotica. Meaning that exactly 0 of the 56 books sold in the last 3 days, were Erotica. My Erotica titles rarely sell more the 1 or 2 copies per title per month. It would be unusual to see an Erotica title show up on the list. Keeping in mind too, that I only have a few Erotica titles to begin with.

Do keep in mind that I write Monster PORN, not Monster EROTICA. They are different. I point this out, because most people who contact me asking for information on writing Monster Porn, don't ACTUALLY want to write Monster Porn, but instead want to write Monster Erotica. Monster Porn is DIFFERENT from Monster Erotica, and unlike what the titles suggest, Monster Porn is actually far tamer (sex wise) then Monster Erotica. Because the phrase Monster Porn actually means "Obsessed with Monsters" NOT "Sex with Monsters". It is Monster Erotica, which means "Sex with Monsters". 

Ever seen the movie Nightmare on Elm Street. THAT is Monster Porn. So isn't Saw. And The Human Centipede. Best Monster Porn movie ever made: Phantom of the Opera staring Robert Englund.

Ever seen the movie Twilight? That is Monster Erotica for kids. 50 Shades of Grey is Monster Erotica featuring a male Human in place of the monsters.

If heads ain't rolling and blood ain't covering EVERYTHING: It ain't Monster Porn. In written form the genre is called Monster Porn, when made into a movie it's called Gorn for Gory Porn.

While Monster Erotica is a subgenre of Erotica, Monster Porn is a subgenre of SplatterPunk Horror.

Monster Erotica has happily ever afters with the girl marring her monster lover and having lots half-breed babies.

Monster Porn ends with the girl losing her head and the monster eating her entrails after brutally fucking her to death.

While Monster Erotica ALWAYS has high heat level sex, Monster Porn may or may not have sex and the sex scenes can range from mild to wild. Monster Erotica is more likely to follow standard typical sex fetishes (BDSM, spanking, knotting with ropes, etc), while Monster Porn is more likely to have freaked out fantasy fetishes (barbed penises, fanged vaginas, monsters with 2 or 3 dicks, tentacles, knotting with long penises that can be tied in knots, etc.)

Also, Monster Erotica is unlikely to feature rape or murder scenes. Monster Porn is highly likely to have outright rape going on and the human party is HIGHLY likely to be killed and eaten by the monster after sex is over.

Monster Erotica almost never has blood, guts, or violence. Monster Porn has a HIGH level of grizzly medieval style torture, and lots of slasher flick style blood, guts, and gore being splattered on the pages.

Monster Porn is violent. Monster Erotica is not.

MOST Monster Erotica can be found on Amazon.

MOST Monster Porn is BANNED by Amazon and is NOT available on Amazon. It is VERY DIFFICULT to sell Monster Porn on Amazon and most authors of it, are stuck with posting it as free reads on FanFic .net or their own blog, or selling pdfs off their own website, or having local print shops print up chapbooks to sell through underground sex fetish shops.

People who are only just jumping on the bandwagon are quick to think Monster Porn and Monster Erotica are the same thing. They are not. Monster Porn has been around for centuries. Monster Erotica is a new genre that was created by Virgina Wade less then a decade ago.

Know the difference between Monster Porn and Monster Erotica. And know that I write Monster Porn NOT Monster Erotica.

While you can use this book to write Monster Erotica, this book is about Monster Porn.

How does this week's sales so far compare to other weeks? It's a pretty typical week. $35 to $75 a week is what I see most of the year, with sale fluctuating between books. My slow weeks (usually in December to March) typically run to $12 to $35 a week, while my busy weeks (usually in late September to mid-November) typically run to $75 to $150 a week. My biggest week of the year is always the week leading up to Halloween. Monster Porn sales go through the roof in late October, the closer it gets to Halloween and can bring in as much as $600 that one week. So you can see what I mean when I say sales go up and down throughout the year. There's a big difference between $12 one week and $600 the next. Monster Porn is not an income you can rely on to be stable or steady. It goes up and down all year long.

Topics can affect sales by the time of year. For example Contemporary Romance sells best (for me) in February, just before Valentine's Day. Mermen stories sell best in July and August. Monsters do best in October. I don't know if it's the same for other authors or not, so your results may vary.

Most short story authors I've talked to, report fewer then 3 sales a week per title and a total income across all titles combined of under $50 a month. I am making more in 3 days, then the average short story author reports making in 30 days.

Most Bizarro authors I've talked to, report fewer then 3 sales a month per title and a total income across all titles combined of under $10 a month. I am making more in 1 day, then the average Bizarro author reports making in 30 days. Still think you are going to become a millionaire by writing Monster Porn?

I'm sorry if this bursts your bubble, but the reality of the matter is, not many authors writing Monster Porn are making anything close to minimum wage. I'm considered to be one of the higher paid Monster Porn authors and, my income is only a little bit above minimum wage. A few, very few, (you can count their names on 1 hand) are, like Virginia Wade, making huge amounts of money. A few more, maybe a dozen or so, are (like myself) making a part-time minimum wage income. Most (hundreds of authors) are lucky if their Monster Porn top $200 in a single year.

You can dream of becoming the next Virginia Wade, sure, but don't come into Monster Porn, expecting instant success and overnight huge sales. There just are not enough readers of this genre to support an author on nothing but Monster Porn.

I've asked most of the Monster porn authors out there, why it was they only ever wrote 2 or 3 Monster Porn and then went back to regular human on human Erotica, and in every case, they reported: Monster Porn was harder to write then they thought, the reviewers were slaughtering their books, and sales were down the toilet.

Monster Porn is not easy to write unless you have a good working knowledge of mythology (reviewers will tear your book to shreds if you get the mythology wrong) and, it doesn't sell as well as urban myth would have you believe. You REALLY gotta love this genre enough to write a LOT of it, in order to make a livable career income out of it. 

The short of it is, that if you are not screaming fangirl love for sex with monsters from the rooftops, you really are not going to enjoy writing Monster Porn enough to write more then 2 or 3 volumes of it.

You remember, that I said I write LOTS of genres: 30+? Well, this is why. My primary genre is Bizarro with a heavy focus on it's sub-genres: Monster Porn and Weird Horror, but I also write Science Fiction, Fantasy, Westerns, Romance, etc, because I have bills to pay. I write Monster Porn because it is the thing I love to write. I write other genres to pay the bills.







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