By Wendy C Allen

did you come to this page Looking For eelKat's Free ebooks?

EelKat will resume giving away free ebooks starting May 2015. Watch for them HERE.

As a general rule, only one book is available for free at any given time. Usually, there will be 2 to 4 books listed for free each month. Each book, when free, is only free for a 5 day period (it's all Amazon will allow) and will not be free again for another 90 days (because Amazon doesn't allow it.)












Looking For Free Books From a Specific Series?


The Adventures Of Quaraun the Insane

Every once in a while the Quaraun books (130 volume serial of short novels - 100 to 175 pages per volume, regularly  priced  at $2.99 to $7.99 per volume) are listed for free. When they are, they will be listed HERE.


88,589 / 33,000 words.
284 pages.

20,732 / 33,000 words.
54/ 106 pages.
Draft @ 62.82%
Last updated on
June 8, 2015

100,372 / 50,000 words.
327/ 160 pages.
Published!

60,478 / 52,000 words.
194/ 167 pages.
Draft @ 100+%
Word count has gone over, looks like this'll reach 70,000 words or more.
Last updated on
November 22 2015

48,541 / 30,000 words.
155 pages.

34,477 / 55,000 words.
111/ 176 pages.
Draft @ 62.69%
Last updated on
March 16, 2015

26,908 / 41,000 words.
87/ 131 pages.
Draft @ 65.22%

47,191 / 35,000 words.
162 pages.

27,706 / 50,000 words.
85/ 160 pages.
Draft @ 55.41%
Last updated on
March 13, 2015

3,591 / 42,000 words.
11/ 135 pages.
Draft @ 8.55%
Last updated on
March 13, 2015

184,523 / 195,000 words.
285/ 300 pages.
Draft @ 98.01%

27,800 / 50,000 words.
90/ 160 pages.
Draft @ 55.60%

13,251 / 38,000 words.
42/ 122 pages.
Draft @ 34.87%
Last updated on
March 13, 2015

16,148 / 50,000 words.
52/ 160 pages.
Draft @ 32.09%

6,383 / 50,000 words.
21/ 160 pages.
Draft @ 12.77%
Last updated on
May 2, 2015











EelKat's Twisted Tales

The Twisted Tales books (short stories and flash fiction, 100+ volumes from 25 to 50 pages per volume, regularly priced at .99c to $1.49) are often free and can be found HERE.












Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen:
A Behind The Scenes Look At The Everyday Life of the Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine

From time to time Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen (non-fiction, look inside Gypsy life - 30 volumes range from 50 to 400 pages each, regularly priced from .99c to $7.99) books are listed for free HERE.












Anthologies

There is one anthology that is always free, which you can find HERE.












The Twighlight Manor Series

Sorry, this series (originally published from 1978 to 2006) has been out of print for more than a decade now. This series was published as EXTREMELY limited run local vanity press chapbooks only. Of the 300+ volumes, no volume ever had more then 700 copies made, most had fewer then 100 copies made, and the rarest, most limited volumes had only 10 copies made.

THERE ARE NO EBOOK EDITIONS

OF THIS SERIES AVAILABLE!

There are plans to republish this series as ebook editions, but there are no digital copies. All the manuscripts were handwritten, not typed, and require being re-typed into a computer before ebook editions can be made. This series spans a grand total of more then 6 million words (19,292 pages)

The good news is, if you are wanting to read these books, The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane, is a spin off of the series, and several of the more popular volumes of The Twighlight Manor Series ARE being reprinted as part of the Quaraun Series. 

The Quaraun books pictured below, were previously published as part of The Twighlight Manor Series:


6,383 / 50,000 words.
21/ 160 pages.
Draft @ 12.77%
Last updated on
May 2, 2015















When Authors Go Bad:
A Look Inside The Terrorist
Tactics Used By Today's
Self-Published Authors:

How Cyber Bully Authors
Use Free Books To attack
Other Authors' Careers

And How You Can Defend Yourself and Your Books
when These Unprofessional Authors Come after You

The contents of this section of this page have been removed, because it is soon to be published as chapter within a book.

This page will be turned into an "about the book" page, shortly after the book is published.

(In order for a book to be listed as part of Amazon's Kindle Unlimited, Amazon Free Days, and/ or Amazon's Kindle Countdown Deals, it's contents can not be available elsewhere online and be exclusive to the Amazon edition of the book. This book is being signed up for all three of the above mentioned programs, thus why the contents of this page of my website have been taken down. You will still be able to read this article for free, via the Kindle Unlimited Program, and for one 5 day period every 90 days it will be available via Amazon's Free Days Program.) 





What Is This Site?

I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life. 

Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).

NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.

ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.

In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters.  I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.

Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.

I DO NOT write Erotica.

I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.

The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

The FBI believes the people behind the impersonation accounts showing up, are relatives of the woman who murdered my son.

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.

And I'm sick of real estate agents who are too incompetent to research land ownership before they show up to stick a for sale sign in my yard.

The fact of the matter is, my son was murdered in 2013, and the friends and family of the murderer think it is funny to keep ILLEGALLY listing my land for sale, because apparently their child murdering bitch friend didn't hurt me enough by crippling me with a golf club, ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and beating his brains out on the ground with a golf club.

Also, her friends and family like to gaslight me by doxing me on ufo and alien abduction forums, while pretending to be me, and trying to make it look like I believe in ufos or aliens, even though I think people who believe in ufos are raving lunatics and people who claim to be alien abductees are crazy. 

Worse, they've also taken to harassing my WW2 vet homeless friend, by calling HIM an alien, demon, or cryptid and sending alien crazy ufo nutjobs at try to "catch him".

So, yeah, my son was murdered and the murder's friends and family endlessly harass me, my friends, and my family both online and offline, and I'm not happy with it at all.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter.

The FBI is looking for information into:

  1. identifying my son's murderer, 
  2. identifying the scammers who listed my land for sale, 
  3. identifying the impersonators who pretend to be me both online and offline, 
  4. the harassers who are harassing the homeless man and sending the UFO nuts to harass him... 
  • If ANYONE tells you 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine is for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322
  • If ANYONE tells you I believe in aliens, demons, or UFOS, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322
  • If ANYONE tells you my homeless friend is an alien, a demon, a cryptid, or named Etiole for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322


I'm going to repeat it because I'm tired of people showing up and making offers:

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.




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