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Meet The Scottish Travellers

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Answering Visitor Question:
Where do the Thinner Gypsies live?

The clan homestead is in Old Orchard Beach, about 30 clansmen and their families live in various locations up and down both sides of Portland Ave and the Ross Road.

The bulk of the clan (about 400 people) live in Old Orchard Beach, Saco, and Biddeford, Maine (3 connecting towns covering an area about 14 miles in diameter). These 3 towns are often referred to as: "The Saco Bay Region" as they are the 3 coastal/port towns that are on the Saco Bay itself.

Outsiders (people not from Maine) often refer to all 3 of these towns, combined, simply as "Saco" due to the fact that years ago, all 3 towns were once, one larger city named Saco, before being divided into 3 smaller towns. This thus results in some Stephen King fans refering the us as "The Saco Gypsies" or "The Gypsies of Saco, Maine" this being due to the fact that Stephen King himself refers to us as "Saco Gypsies".

(Saco, rhymes with taco, by the way, for those who asked how to say it.)

Look for the following family names:

  • Atwater
  • Allen
  • Hall
  • McDonald
  • Townson
  • Blow
  • Ricker
  • Googins
  • Cyr
  • Orooke
  • Dutrumble

If you find a person in any of these towns with those last names, there's a 99.9% chance they are one of Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies.

However, due to the onslaught of Stephen King fans since the filming of the movie. MOST members of the clan will adamantly deny being a Gypsy or having any connection to the movie. MOST clansmen are very unhappy with the movie and try to distance themselves from any association with it.

A large portion of the clan lives in Old Orchard Beach's neighbouring town, Saco. Most of the Saco clansmen and their families live on the Flag Pond road, Lincoln Park, Jenkins Road, and Heath Road (those interconnecting side roads behind FunTown, that go off into vast pastures, ranches, and farms. The bulk of the Saco division of the clan lives in the fields behind Landre's Cow Farm aka Oakhurst Dairy - drive the Flag Pond Road, keeping an eye out for small clumps of RVs parked in the horse pastures and cow fields - you can't miss them, they stick out like sore thumbs).

More of the Saco clansmen live on Milliken Mill Corner, which is in BOTH Saco and Old Orcharch Beach, between the Cascade Road and Portland Ave. Look for a sharp turn off Cascade road, Townson Drive, where sites a tiny A-frame house. ALL the houses AFTER the A-frame are Gypsies, (the Townson Clan) and as you drive through the area, notice the towering chain link fences, stockade fences, and barbed wire... keep driving, don't stop, that's a compound and they are heavily armed. MOST of the amusement park rides and antique cars that were featured in the Thinner movie are parked behind the houses on that street. You'll notice lots of big "tarp tent garages", RVs, campers, motorhomes, big houseboats, carnival concession stands, antique cars, and disassembled fair rides. MOST of the Gypsies who were physically in the movie were the Townsons, though you'll struggle to get any of them to admit it and they'll be fast to put an automatic rifle in your face at the first mention of Stephen King. Drive by, but DO NOT stop and NEVER try to confront them.

Townson Drive ends abruptly at the mill (a big water wheel lumber mill precariously hanging over an ancient dam - the wheel now removed) and suddenly without warning the street name changes to Portland Ave. One of the first things you'll see is a tiny brown house surrounded by neon pink EVERYTHING - fence, rocks, fake flowers... that's my cousin. She's the newborn baby who was in once of the Gypsy scenes in Thinner.

Beside her you'll see a VAST 2 story car garage, horses, Amish looking horse buggies, a pond, lots of big trucks, sings that mention "Mac's Garage", and greenhouse flowers for sale. That's the homestead of the MacDonald clan, who owns the bulk of the property in Old Orchard Beach, owning most of the Portland Ave, many of the businesses around town, and is home to many of Maine's government officials (both local and state).

Keep driving till you get to the crossroad of the Ross Road crossing Portland Ave. The big field is Davis, another of my cousins. The one with 50+ cars and trucks packed into a 1/2 acre lot is Murphey. The one on the other corner, with the Christmas lights up year round in Morris.

Keep going, in about 3 seconds you'll see this:

That's 146 Portland Avenue. The primary homebase camp and yet another of the Thinner movie filming locations.

Stop there...from here you can see the Cyr clan... be sure to wear your bullet proof vest as they'll be shooting at you. They are the single most violent, brutal, and bloody members of the clan. From this angle, look over the top of the pink motorhome to see a tall towering cliff with a huge cement wall, lots of chain link fence, barbed wire, a few dozen GIANT, VICIOUS black dogs snarling and barking fiercely at the fence ready to tear you to shreds, and in the middle of it a blue house with 20,000 port-a-potties lined up behind it.

That's my cousin, town councilman Ken Blow, aka The Port-a-Potty King, owner of Blow Brothers, waste disposal company. Look, then, flee fast, he'll be there shooting back at the Cyrs with his machine gun. 

I live right in the crossfire between the two feuders, so all the buildings in my yard are full of bullet holes. 

One of the clan kings and his family live in LedgeWood Condos, in Saco, right behind the Dairy Queen across the street from McDonalds and Hannaford.

Hannaford Grocery, for those who didn't know, is in The Thinner movie, and is where the movie crew had set up to film Thinner, as well as where we parked our cars, (including The World's Most Haunted Car aka The Real Christine, which was on set, though I've not seen the movie so I don't know which cars made it into the movie and which were cut out of the final cut,, but it was in the first clips when they filmed) in prep for the filming of the opening scene which was filmed on the turnpike Exit out of Saco into Old Orchard Beach.

More clansmen live in the North Dam Mill district (York Hill, aka Saco River Curse location) of Biddeford, many, many, many more live scattered throughout almost every district of Biddeford, with more then 100 clansmen living in Biddeford.

Clan Queen and medical scam artist, credit card identity theft fraunster Barbi Jean and her clan live in Biddeford's Arundel, where they can frequently be seen in the company of New Life Church's ministry leadership, and their white power, gay-bashing "Too Gay For .....insert anything here....." psycho chants.

The clan Patriarch and chief King, David, and his clansmen (a group of about 300 people) live on a compound in Palmyra, Maine, with more members of their group living in Bangor, the bulk of them living on the side streets all around the Sunoco, so they can monitor Stephen King's every move (a thing they've done since 1997). More of his group lives in Milo, Maine, where the bas compound formerly was until the FBI raided it removing more then a dozen child prostitutes ages 8 to 10 years old.

Answering Visitor question:
What clan are you?
Do you have a clan tartan?
And what are those flags flying on your car and in your yard?

Our clan has 400+ official/active members, and is made up of multiple smaller clan groups.

I (EelKat Wendy Christine Allen aka Gwendolyne Wyldes) am a half-blood result of two clans combining through marriage.

My father is a Scottish Gypsy from the Allen/ Lewis/ MacDonald/ Ricker/ Blow/ ORooke/ Googings Clan of Old Orchard Beach. (Yes - the Googings of Googing's Rock, the Rickers who founded/settled Old Orchard Beach, the Allen's of Allen's Ave in Portland, the McDonalds of Mac's Garage, and the Blows of Blow Brother #1 in the #2 business port-a-potty-king of New England, fame. We are all the same Gypsy clan, with names changed due to marriage over the years.)

My mother is a Scottish Traveller, 8th daughter of King David Henry Atwater of the Royal Highland Atwater Clan of Nova Scotia. (The Atwater/Hall/Cyr clan)

The Scottish Travellers are also known as:

  • throughout most of New England as "The Scottish Mafia",
  • in Colorado they are referred to by the Co State Police as "The Scottish Traveller Crime Family",
  • in Old Orchard Beach, Maine, they are known as "Honey Fitz's Crime Lords of Old Orchard Beach" (due to David Henry being Honey Fitz's driver who ran liquor from Nova Scotia to Old Orchard Beach in the 1920s and 1930s),
  • to the FBI they are known as "The 3rd Most Wanted Crime Family in America" and "The World's Most Dangerous Gypsy Clan".
  • Since 1994, the Scottish Travellers have been referred to by Stephen King Fans as "The Thinner Gypsies" due to the fact that they are the Gypsy clan that was featured in Stephen King's movie The Thinner. 

They are the same Gypsy clan that was marched out of Old Orchard Beach by the Marines in 1963 after the Whitewave fire that burned down 100+ motels in our town. They are known for their outlandish small town takeovers, their wild travelling side show, stunt drivers, side show freaks, bright coloured Gypsy wagons, psychobilly art cars, circus clowns, contortionists, snake carrying Bible thumping tent revival evangelists, and their most famous side show attraction: a 1964 Dodge known as "The World's Most Haunted Car", which Stephen King used as the basis for his movie Christine. Also known as Carny Gypsies, they can be seen in carnivals, state fairs, festivals, and impromptu side/freak shows in all 50 states of the Union, as well as across most of Canada.

Stephen King stated in an interview that he picked this clan in particular because they best fit his "idea" of the "classic Gypsy stereotype" due to their extreme radical, fundamental adherence to "the olde ways."

Many members of the Scottish Traveller clan are polygamists. David Henry had 2 wives. My mom, now single, used to have 2 husbands, my uncle with the most wives has 5 wives, and my aunt with the most husbands, has 8 husbands. There is no female in their clan with fewer than 4 children, most have at least 8 children. The woman with the most pregnancies was 23. The one with the most children to survive childbirth and infancy is 15. All but 2 of the females were married before the age of 16, most being married between the age of 12 and 14. Men in the clan rarely marry before the age of 30. Most couples have a 20 year or more age difference between them.

The Scottish Travellers are frequently seen travelling across America in a HUGE (and heavily armed) caravan of 200 or more cars, trucks, wagons, and motorhomes. Infamous for their illegal squatting tactics, they often find open fields and will set up massive tent villages in a matter of a few hours. Their tents are huge, bigger than most houses, and with around 200 people in their group, it takes them about 3 hours to set up these vast mini-towns of dozens and dozens of tents. Once on your land, they will drive you out of your home. They are armed with machine guns, sawed off shot guns, automatic rifles, pistols, swords, and machetes so if they land in your yard, RUN. They are EXTREMELY dangerous.

After the death of the clan King, several of his sons broke off into smaller clans, each claiming themselves rightful king. David Henry was murdered by one of his daughters's husbands, his body stuffed in the basement, while they continued for several months to collect his social security checks. It took of his other children, using a battering ram to broke into the house then break down the cellar down to find out he'd been dead for months, laying at the foot of the stairs where his son-in-law has tossed him

Without David Henry to keep them in line, most of the older men in the clan (60s and 70s) have now turned on each other, forming several small and violent gangs. These older men, have charismatic evangelical personalities and excel at working their children, grandchildren, and great grand children into fantastical violently bloody frenzies, pitting them against other groups within the clan. The fighting between these small groups has escalated out of control the past 5 years, and has seen many clan members mutilated, one woman having her foot cut off by her own husband, when she refused to side with him against his sister. 

(His sister being my mother, and HIM being the one posting the death threats online against my gay brother. 5 Saco police officers witnessed this bloody event and he was arrested and a massive bail posted, which in an interesting turn of events was paid by the feuding siblings who stopped feuding with each other long enough to turn their attacks on the local police force - INCLUDING to now have five members of the clan as members of the Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford Police Departments).

This event occurred February 2015.

I found out about it when his sister came to me and my brother demanding we add money to the bail. Me and my brother both refused to do so, saying the bastard belonged in prison after what he did to Doris. Barbie Jean swore she would kill both me and my brother. Less than 6 weeks later, was the attack on my motorhome and the kidnapping of my cats. The day after my cats heads were nailed to my door, his sister posted on my FaceBook wall to say: "The next head will be yours." 

The majority of the clan has descended into psychotically deranged terrorist groups hell bent on killing each other off in their battle of brother against brother, each fighting for the right to call himself the clan king. In 2013 they reached murderous heights when one sister poisoned her older brother - the one MOST of the clan had accepted as their leader. 

As the terrorism continues, more clansmen have been killed in increasingly violent ways. The aunt with 8 husbands, has witness the brutal shooting of her son, and the deaths of not 1, but 2 of her husbands, bringing her now down to only 6 husbands still alive. Since 2014 more than a dozen clansmen (and women) have been killed at the hands of fellow clansmen as the feud continues to grow worse with each passing day.

Since 2001, bitter, violent, brutal, bloody feuding has broken out between clan members. To the point that several members have now ganged together in what is often referred to as "The David and Lucy Clan" or "David's Kids" in a vicious battle against another group who sometimes calls themselves "The Cyr Clan" and other times "The Dutrumble-Cyr Clan". Both of these 2 clans have members who are part of a "church group" they created, which calls itself: "The Loyalist White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan". They's been sending preachers into multiple local churches, most notably The Curtis Lake Church in Sanford and The New Life Church in Biddeford in front of WalMart aka "That Church". The ministers of BOTH churches are high ranking members of his "sub group of the KKK" (which is not affiliated with the REAL KKK and just uses the KKK name). They claim to be a branch of "The Workers of Iniquity Baptist Church of Tennessee". Both ministers are members of the Cyr clan and can frequently be seen around the area preaching anti-gay sentiments, and proclaiming themselves "Family Friendly" by virtue of their all out ban on gays.  

Both David's group and the Cyr group are equally deadly, both heavily armed, and both are notorious for kidnapping pets and cutting their heads off, then returning the heads to the pets owners. Since 2014, these 2 rival clans have terrorized 140+ LGBTQ families in the area, kidnapping and killing more than 500 cats and dogs. Starting in 2015, they began leaving cat heads at a local gay-friend grocery store "Saco Shaw's". They are frequently seen driving 4-door white trucks and yelling from the windows: "Kill or be killed, remember Saco Shaws!" Since the most recent of the 4 HUMAN beheading murders to occur at Saco Shaw's, in 2015, there has been a rise of 8 foot tall white crosses showing up in in the front yards of LGBTQ families.

Both David's Group and the Cyr Group, have started a campaign to "clean up the clan" and have been targeting clan members who are LGBTQ themselves or are supporters of LGBTQ-rights and equality. On April 10, 2015 they attacked my family, filling my motorhome with 1,000's of gallons of feces, kidnapping my 14 cats. May 14, 2015 they returned the heads of 2 of those cats. 2 other cats have since been found and returned - one with a missing jaw. The 10 remaining cats are still missing, though photos of 3 of them with their heads beaten in a bloody have been returned and it is unknown if the 10 missing cats are still alive.

On April 26, 2017 they began posting death threats online claiming they were going to kill one of my brothers, "the gay one".

May 2017, death threats began being taped to my gay brother's front door.

June 2017 they arrived in my driveway screaming "Kill or be killed, remember Saco Shaws! All transexuals are alike!"

November 9, 2017 they filled my brother's food with LSD, Molly, Spice, and Meth, putting him into a comatose state and nearly killing him.

If you have any information as to WHICH member of David's group and/or the Cyr group attempted to murder my brother, please call the FBI agent in charge of the case.

Several members of the clan are wanted by the FBI. One member is wanted for 14 murders, 4 are wanted for running a child sex slave ring, 1 in wanted for human trafficking (kidnapping healthy white babies and selling them to unsuspecting, desperate and wealthy infertile couples willing to pay $20k or more for a newborn infant), more than a dozen are wanted for making/selling drugs, and nearly 50 of them are wanted for scams, cons, credit card fraud, identity theft, and tax evasion. If you suspect the clan is in your town, call the FBI agent in charge of the case IMMEDIATELY and do NOT under any circumstances confront the clan on their camp - they WILL kill and EAT you. 

Have Information?


FBI Agent

Andy Drewer

@ (207) 774-9322

Descended from the Picts, the Scottish Travellers have a 500+ year history of cannibalism. At least 5 members today in 2017, still proudly brag to holding on to their canabal traditions. Clan King David Henry Atwater was known to still be practicing cannibalism in 1957. In 1991, I witnessed clan King and his son Mervin, dumping hundreds of human bones off a cliff into Canton Lake which they claimed was the remains of the 14 men his other son had killed in Utah. Both King David Henry and Mervin bragged to having eaten said men. At the time they bragged to having dumped more bones (in the 1970s) in the Goosefare Brook Ravine in Old Orchard Beach, bragging that it was now okay to talk about it since the bones must have rotted away by now... Those sawed up bones were found June 9, 2016

Old Orchard Beach's Goosefare Brook Ravine, in the Blueberry Field Reclaim Plains, in the Ross Forest, Ross Rd

Extremely Dangerous 28" Blade Serrated Machete Stolen By Psychopathic Killer in Old Orchard Beach...

King of the Scottish Traveller Crime Family Attacks My Cousin Danny's Farm - Mervin's Older Brother, Slaughters Mervin's Son's Pets Because Danny Allows His Wife To Have A Job

 Suppression of Women In Gypsy Culture - No Schools, Not Allowed To Have Jobs, or Freedom To Choose 

Since 1994, the Scottish Travellers have been referred to by Stephen King Fans as "The Thinner Gypsies" due to the fact that they are the Gypsy clan that was featured in Stephen King's movie The Thinner. They can be seen in the opening scene of Thinner driving their cars (including the 1964 Dodge) off Saco's Turnpike exit 5, into Old Orchard Beach.

The amusement park in the Thinner movie is Palace Playland of Old Orchard Beach, and, the night time Gypsy camp scenes were filmed at 146 Portland Ave, in Old Orchard Beach, the land that at the time belonged to my grandmother, which I now own. I also now own the car.

The Scottish Travellers (my mom's family) do not have a tartan, however shortly before his death, King David Henry Atwater requested an Atwater Tartan be created out of shades of pink, thistle, and purple. (If you even meet him, you'll remember him as the blind man wore wore neon pink gangster suits. He did EVERYTHING in pink, and had declared pink the "official clan colour".)

The Scottish Gypsies (my dad's family) are "officially" a branch of the Lewis Clan. The clan tartan is known as the "Loud MacLeod of Lewis", seen here:

Whenever you see clansmen sporting ^^^THIS^^^tartan, they are us.

There are 3 flags on my car (actually flags flying) (there are several others painted on the roof) and 5 flags in my yard.

Because we are not Americans, you rarely see American flags flown by our clan. Instead you see us flying the flags of Scotland and Nova Scotia side by side, often with the Gypsy Traveller flag a well:

Flag of Scotland

Flag of Nova Scotia

Gypsy Traveller Flag

 Don't Tread on Me Flag

The 4th and 5th fags you see in my yard are both American flags. The Don't Tread on Me Yellow Jack and the standard 50 star stars and stripes. 

All 5 of these flag, I hand made. Four of them are painted, and the huge stars and stripes one is all hand sewn and embroidered, in a quilt method, each stripe and star being a separate piece of cloth sewn together.

Meet The Thinner Gypsies

Interviews With The Real Life Thinner Gypsies
Who Were Featured In Stephen King's The Thinner movie and own the land where Thinner was filmed and own the cars featured in the opening scene of Thinner:

November 9, 2017:
Attempted Murder of My Baby Brother...


In My Brother's Food

On Nov. 9, 2017

Someone spiked my brother's food with LSD, Molly, Spice, & Meth

He Almost Died.

Have Information?


FBI Agent

Andy Drewer

@ (207) 774-9322

More info about what happened can be found here...

September 26, 2017
The Latest Attack By Old Orchard Beach's Renegade KKK Members Who Use Their Cars As Battering Ram Weapons, To Slam Into Me While Driving Home, Has Done Horrific Amounts of Damage To My Daily Driver:

A Note About The particular Ku Klux Klan group mentioned here... they are NOT the "official" Ku Klux Klan...

A Note About The particular Ku Klux Klan group mentioned here... they are NOT the "official" Ku Klux Klan...

 ...but rather a tiny self-made local group who call themselves "The Loyalist White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan"

 ...this is a VERY important bit of information. Why? Because there is NO SUCH GROUP affiliated with the Ku Klux Klan. The real group is called "The Loyal white Knights of the Ku Klux Klan" and they are a very peaceful group - NOT the extreme radicals that most people think they are. They keep to themselves and are a branch of the Baptist Church (yes, the REAL: kkk is a religious church group) they have their own "pope" figure, and they believe that only "the pure" (aka white skinned) can enter Heaven. They believe it is a sin to hurt anyone and are EXTREMELY non violent.

Like the Amish, the REAL KKK separate themselves from others, living in communities free of non-whites. Here in Maine, most of them can be found in Kennebunk, Kennebunkport, Ocean Park, and Cape Porpoise. Each of these towns is 90% white, with Ocean Park being a full 100% white and having town ordinances in place making it illegal to sell property to non-whites. I have friends, who live in Kennebunk, who are members of the REAL Ku Klux Klan, including my boyfriend and his family, and that's why I know the difference between the ACTUAL group, and the renegade terrorists who dress up like them and do shit in their name.

The group that calls themselves "The Loyalist White Knights" was founded by my cousins Shem Atwater and Yvonne Johnson, and a local Tommy Bryant who lives on my street. It is NOT an official branch of the Ku Klux Klan, and is rather a renegade radical group, that sports swastika arm bands, greats each other with "heil Hitler", brandishes Confederate flags, also say they are by political party members of the Nazi Party. Near as I can tell the group consists of about 12 families and is fewer then 100 members. For some reason, they all drive 4-door-white trucks, though I do not know what the logic is behind this.

The group is very local and does not exist outside of Southern Maine. They mostly follow a list of rules that were written up by my Uncle David Atwater (Richard Merlin's older brother). In the 1970s, they called themselves "A Division of Heaven's Gate". They changed the name to "The Loyalist White Knights" in 1997 after the infamous Heaven's Gate Murder Suicide that killed 39 people. It is unknown if they were ACTUAL Heaven's Gate members or if they just called themselves that. Most members of this group are illegal aliens from Nova Scotia and do not have American citizenship. They claim to be a "sovereign nation" and say they are "bound to no laws, no government, but our own".

I born into and grew up with this group, and escaped it in 2003 because I wanted no part of what I saw as nothing but a group of insane mindless drones blindly following a raving lunatic. If you tell them they are mindless and following David blindly, they smile and proudly say: "I know, we are his sheep, he is our shepherd, he is steering us on the path to righteousness and glory." They then start rambling nonsense about "trumps of jubilee", "armageddon" "comet wormwood" "planet kolob" and quoting Book of Mormon and Bible verses. They also claim that God is an alien, alien abductions are demon attacks, and obsessively stockpile guns because they claim God will "sound the trump" and they will be his army during the "Third World War".

The car which attacked me on the Ross Road, just outside of the entrance to the Blueberry Plains, was a fairly new model of a Honda minivan, color maroon/burgundy metallic.

As with the previous attackers, this car had no license plates on it.

The driver appeared to be a man, but could have been a woman. Was wearing a straw hat, pulled down over their face to conceal their features.

This is not the first time they have done this. This particular attack however has done several thousand in damages to my car.

It is unknown if this driver was armed, however it should be noted that previous attackers, were armed with illegal automatic rifles, and it is assumed this attacker likely was as well.

The passenger's side of the front bumper of their car has a large pink paint smear on it, from the pink paint on my car.

Do be aware that this group of domestic terrorists, (who call themselves "The Loyalist White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan") are wanted by the FBI and are considered to be heavily armed and extremely dangerous. Their attacks on the non-white, non-Christian, and LGBTQ residents of Old Orchard Beach are becoming more frequent and much bolder. Do NOT approach them if you see them, just call the local police and the FBI immediately and run as far away from range of their gun fire as possible.

Do keep in mind that this group of terrorists are the ones who blew up my house with a bomb October 18, 2006, beheaded my cousin July 2013, drove a backhoe over my next house August 8, 2013, beat me up on November 14, 2013 leaving me paralyzed 5 months and crippled for the rest of my life, filled my motorhome with thousands of gallons of feces April 10, 2015, kidnapped my cats and have been one at a time returning the heads of my cats.

Since I got beaten up by this weird so-called author, November 14, 2013, still no clue who she is, but she left me paralyzed for 5 months, during which time she hacked my KBoards account, my NaNoWriMo account, my website, my FaceBook, my Twitter, and other places, pretending to be me and written horrible stuff via my accounts. Then she created 52 fake Amazon accounts and left 52 fake and completely identical 1 star reviews on every one of my books.

I was paralyzed 5 months, relearning to walk 18 months... and I was offline for a full 3 years, and had no clue this woman had taken over all my online accounts or had done any of these things, until 2015. :( .

I'm crippled for the rest of my life, on a cane with one leg useless, and only have the use of 1 hand now, and permanent damage to my spine.

I used to publish a novel a month... now because of this still unidentified Kboards member, I've got $3million in medical bills, a bomb also blew up my house so living in my car, can barely move, and am lucky if I can get 1 book typed up a year. So frustrating. 

It's been 4 years and I'm still in physical therapy, and it's a good day if I can stand up, let alone walk. Had to cancel the 2015-2018 book signing tour, and had to cancel all the monthly book releases from November 2013 to who knows when... still all canceled and we are closing in on 2018 now.

The Kboards hacker crushed my spine, my hip, my pelvis, and my knee. Tore up all the nerves and muscles. Got a $40million lawsuit waiting for when the FBI finally identifies who the Kboards hacker is.  FBI – Federal Bureau of Investigation  agent's contact info is on my website if you have any info about who it was who hacked my Kboards account 2013 to 2015

They have done similar things to 140 other families in Old Orchard Beach. In the past 4 years they have kidnapped and beheaded more than 500 cats and dogs. They are also wanted in connection to the murders of 3 police officers and 30+ children, as well as the bombing of the First Care Health Clinic on Saco ave in 2003.

This group of terrorists are incredibly dangerous, if they approach you or attack you, flee from them as quickly as possible - they WILL KILL you. 

If you know who did this to my car, please call the FBI Agent in charge of the case to turn them in:

Please Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322  

More information about this psychopathic, criminally deranged NaNoWriMo ML & her violent "street team" can be found 

  1. HERE and 
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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house?

If so...

Please Call
FBI Agent Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322  

Did you know I've had FIVE (5) houses on my land in the past 12 years?

a bomb blew up one (2006)
Morrin House Movers cut one in half, stole it, and moved it to Lake Arrowhead (2001)

the backhoe seen above has driven over the other 3 (2001, 2007, 2013)

Did you know I lived under a 8x6 tarp for 9 years because of the vandal who repeatedly destroyed my houses?

including to live under it through 

7 hurricanes

more than a dozen blizzards

and Maine's record breaking winter that reached -47F 

until vandals did this to it:

Have You Seen These Kidnapped Cats?

3 of the 15 Pidgie Fund Cats Have Been Murdered

2 Have Been Found & Returned

These 10 Are Still Missing

If You Know Where They are
Please Bring Them Home

If You Know Who Is 
Holding Them Hostage

Please Call FBI Agent 
Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322  

More Information 

I'm a woman who has had 7 miscarriages, and wears "elaborate clothes". Because I have no children, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, beat me up, calling me a transsexual, claiming only a man would dress like I do, claiming that the reason I have no children is because I'm not really female.

They left me paralyzed and crippled. 

They crushed my hips, my pelvis, and my spine, and took away, what little chance I had to carry a pregnancy to full term.

I'm crippled for the rest of my life. I can barely walk now. It's why I'm now on a cane. Any hope I had of having children is gone now.

That's the reality, of the gay hatred of this town. 

I am a straight female. I have Autism. I wear pink. I wear glitter. I talk with a "funny gay sounding voice".

Acording to the people in this towm:

I walk like a fag...

talk like a fag...

dress like a fag...

act like a fag...

and therefor must be treated like a fag...

I need to be taught my place...

I deserve to be shot in the head...

I look gay, and therefore I must be, 

because no one but gay men, talk in this voice

no one but gay men wear pink

no one but gay men wear glitter

no one but gay men prance instead of walk...

so they beat me up, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they cut my car in half, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they put a bomb in my house, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they filled my motorhome with feces, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they kidnapped my cats, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they drove a back hoe over my house, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach - even though I'm a straight female, nothing close to being gay

they cut my cats heads off and nailed their heads to my door, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

because I have Autism

and that makes me "too gay for the family friend town of Old Orchard Beach"

I used to dance when I walked... but after 5 months paralyzed, 18 months relearning to walk, and now 4 years later, my leg is lame and I am crippled, barely able to stand, dragging a lame leg, I'll never dance again.

Do you know what that's like?

Can you even begin to imagine?

To be an Autistic person, who can no longer dance when I walk?

They hate gay men so much, that they are willing to beat up a childless autistic women, in ill health, accusing her of being a transvestite.

Because these evil people took away my ability to have children, I had cats; but they took my cats, and cut off their heads, and nailed them to my door.

Welcome to Old Orchard Beach. The gay-hating capital of Maine.

Where residents try to murder crippled, elderly, straight women, accusing them of being gay.

This is the reality of how Autistics are seen by the world.

This is the reality of how Autistics are treated by "normal" people.

This is the reality of being transgender in Old Orchard Beach.

This is the reality of what bullies do to someone with mental illnesses, they do not understand.

This is the reality of living with Autism.

Find out more here.

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Do You Know The Identity of
the People Who Did These Things?
Have Information? 
Please Call FBI Agent 
Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322  

Still Think You Want To Be A Gypsy?

Answering Visitor question:
Are you EelKat from Squidoo?
Are you EelKat from The SoapBox?
Are you EelKat from The Comic's Corral?
Are you EelKat, Etiole's friend?




And yes.

Answering Visitor question:
How is Etiole?


He's having a hard time getting around these days.

We don't know how old he is, but given the stuff he's said about remembering World War II, we estimate him to be in his late 80s at youngest, possibly in his 90s. His health is failing.

We don't expect him to live many more years.

By Fan Request, My Most Popular Article Of all Time
(Amphibious Aliens)
Has Now Been Moved To EelKat.com!

With over 10 million lifetime views, Amphibious Aliens is my most popular and most trafficked article ever. Published April 17, 2007, it's now celebrating it's 10th anniversary.

This one page alone brings in 3,000 views a day, and has resulted in the annual arrival of 30,000 Stephen King fans, ufo hunters, and MUFON member tourists arriving in Old Orchard Beach every summer since 2007.

This single page brings more tourists to Old Orchard Beach, then anything else found on or off the internet!

{{{Hugs}}} to all you wonderful people. I always look forward to meeting and talking with you each summer! 

For those wondering - Amphibious Aliens has NOTHING to do with UFOs or aliens. It is about a gang of drug dealers in Old Orchard Beach who staged a massive alien abduction hoax, in an attempt to confuse police and steer their investigation away from the drugs they were growing in the swamps of Old Orchard Beach's Ross Forest. Their alien abduction hoax got way out of control and resulted in Stephen King filming 2 movies about it:

  • Christine
  • The Thinner (filmed on location in Old Orchard Beach). 

The Amphibious Aliens article, is rebuttal to the hoax, and was written to debunk their alien and ufo claims. It was written in defense of Etiole, the elderly, deformed Holocaust survivor who was the target of their hoax, the man they accused of being an "amphibious alien".

Answering Visitor question:
Is it true you have a world record in books?
How many books do you have and where did you get them all?

No. That's a misquote. I don't HAVE a world record, I'm working towards a world record.

I currently have 300,000+ paperback & hardcover novels.

10,000+ comic books

2,000+ Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck comics

2,000+ cookbooks

800+ books by Barbara Cartland.

2,000+ 1990s Fabio and Fabio-knock-off Historical Romance novels.

2,000+ Dungeons & Dragons, Pathfinder, and d20 RPG game books.

100+ sets of encyclopedias. (some with over 100 volumes, most having around 30 volumes).

Around 7,000 Little Golden Books & similar children's books.

Around 30,000 non-fiction books, including more than 1,000 reference books for writers.

Last I knew the current world record for the most books in a privately owned (not a public library) collection was 700,000 books.

I'm about halfway towards my goal of beating the world record. Last I knew I was in 3rd place. It's been a few years since I last checked who held the record or who the runners up were, and while I continue to add to my collection on a near daily basis, I stopped counting how many books I had after reaching 300,000.

How do I get them? Here's a video of me in action, getting my books:

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