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2018 April/May/June Update:

As you know, most of the year I publish 2 to 3 articles a day.

However, every year during convention season, I take a break from that to go full swing CosPlay.

From early April 2018 to late June 2018, article posting schedule will be sporadic, while CosPlay Season and Convention events are going full swing.

During this time period, you can expect most, possible all new articles to be focused on costume making, CosPlay, and the characters I'm CosPlaying.

UPDATE: It's now divided into 7 pages. The primary page "Meet Avallach" is now over 20,000 words long. At this rate, it'll cross 60,000 long before the costume is finished, and that's not including the other 5 pages. The primary page has now crossed 60,000 89,000 words and counting, the whole set of Avallac'h pages are now more than 200,000 words long, and more then 500 pictures of Avallac'h and his friends have now been uploaded on these pages, plus there are now 400+ hour-long videos f the costume making process as we record live, every second of this insanely elaborate, over the top CosPlay project.

As of May 19, just 29 days to PortCon we are embroidering his blue coat in a countdown against the clock to finish in time for the event, while we pray that The Dazzling Razzberry will be re-weilded back together and drivable in time for PortCon, after it's recent vandalism by Old Orchard Beach's ever growing Ku Klux Klan problem.

There will still be daily updates, but the BULK of the daily updates will be limited to the pages linked here:

  1. The Avallac'h CosPlay: Who is Avallac'h?
  2. Obsession: Meet Avallac'h
  3. [NSFW] Avallac'h & His Nude Women | Witcher 3 Game Screenshots
  4. Historical Accuracy vs Avallac'h (to go live later this summer)
  5. The Avallac'h CosPlay Costume Making Vlogs (will go live AFTER finishing the costume)
  6. How To Make The Avallac'h CosPlay (will go live AFTER PortCon)
  7. How Much Did It Cost? ($800+ will run to around $3,000) Budgeting The Avallac'h CosPlay (eing written as the costume is being made, will go live after completion of the costume)
  8. Why do children CosPlay rapists & rape victims? & WHY Avallac'h is a M18+ character. 
  9. PortConMaine 2018
  10. On Being a Handicapped CosPlayer: A Look At Events of PortConMaine 2017 That Resulted In 3 Disabled CosPlayers Getting hurt at The Convention and How These Things Could Have Been Avoided


After PortCon Update:

PortCon 2018 is over... but the making of the Avallac'h CosPlay is not. It is not possible to make a costume as detailed as I'm making in fewer then 400 hours, and only 129 hours went into the simplified first run version you saw at PortCon'18. The complete version will not be seen until PortCon'19

If you want to see this costume in person and watch it's progression onward as I continue to expand it... I'll be wearing it at the monthly Maine Association of CosPlay Enthusiasts (M.A.C.E.) events, throughout 2018 and 2019, you are welcome to join us. The list of current events can be found here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/293470827423558/events/ This list is updated monthly, so be sure to check back often to find all the dates, locations, and details of events.





The Amphibious Aliens Index

The Amphibious Aliens Index:
Paranormal History of Old Orchard Beach


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Etiole: 
The Story of
A Creature of Debatable Origins 
& The Children Who Tried To Protect Him From
The Drug Dealing Crime Lords of
Old Orchard Beach

You people asked for a 10th anniversary update. Well, here it is.

It has been 10 years since the publication of the Squidoo article known as Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car. (April 15, 2007) And 3 years since it was taken offline (August 2013). Today's date is March 4, 2017, and this new page and series of videos is being made in answer to fan requests for an update on the situation surrounding the events mentioned in the article.

The Original Amphibious Aliens Article & the first draft edition of The Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update, can be found all on one very, very, very long page HERE. It'll take you about 8 hours to read it. Yes, it's very long.

The page you are on now is the same article as is linked above, but cut into sections, and each section expanded long, with more details and information that was not included in the original.

Here is an index to help you navigate from one section to the next, of this massive, many pages long series. Enjoy!


Amphibious Aliens Part 1 - Lives Destroyed 

Amphibious Aliens Part 2 - Helen Pearly's White Monkey

Amphibious Aliens Part 3 - For Fear of Little Men

Amphibious Aliens Part 4 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 5 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 6 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 7 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 8 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 9 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 10 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 11 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 12 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 13 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 14 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 15 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 16 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 17 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 18 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 19 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 20 - 


The Additional Pages In This Series:

The Amphibious Aliens Squidoo Page:
Video Edition
The Original 2007 Article Uncut, and
Without Any of The 2017 Update Added
NOTE: This Video Is 2 Hours Long And Contains ALL The Original photos and illustrations that were seen on Squidoo
(If you remember there being more then this.... this is the page that had the url: www.squidoo.com/amphibiousaliens there were an addition dozen more pages with Amphibious Aliens in the title, but this is the actual original article which inspired the series of articles)



The REAL White Monkey Story:

The Battle of 4-5-8:

Maine's Largest Drug Raid

The Battle of 4-5-8 was a shoot out between the Atwaters and Halls vs the Dutrumbles and Cyrs. Aproximatly 70 adults took part in the shoot out. I was 8 years old and a boy standing beside me had his eye shot out of his head. I have PTSD as a result and a raging phobia of guns.  

A trio named Anne, Donald, and Bryan (a Dutrumble man and his Cyr wife and brother in law) started the shoot out. They were growing marhawana in Etiole's Swamp and operating a meth lab in the back room of the big yellow dome house at what is now 142 Portland Ave. (Was Old Orchard Beach Rural Rought 860 at the time).  During the shoot out Anne took 3 cans of gas out of her yellow hatchback car and poured it all over the dome house then set it in fire.

The shoot out was started when Anne's daughter was riding her bike and drove it across the street and was killed by an on coming car. We children witnessed as her brain was squeezed out of her head when the car wheel drove over it.

Anne claimed that a demon living in my car possessed the 10 year old girl to kill herself and pulled out a shot gun and started shooting at the Atwater children (the Atwaters who call themselves "The Royal Highland Atwater Clan" are known in New England at "The Scottish Mafia" and are known in Colorado and Wyoming as"The Scottish Traveller Crime Family of America"). The Atwaters were squatting on our farm at the time and had tents and RV full of their Heaven's Gate stock pile of guns. Soon as Anne started shooting at them, they all started hooting back.


The Horror of Having Autism & A Photographic Memory That Replays A Car Smashing a Brain Out Of Skull, over and over again...




Autism... Think you know what it is?
Chances are high you don't.
Did you know:

That REAL Autism (Kanner's Syndrom) is caused by extreme childhood trauma and only 1 in every 10,000 children ACTUAL have it? Did you know that if you are not the survior of child rape, human trafficking, or cult torture that you CAN NOT be diagnoses with Autism?

and

That Asperger's is NOT a TYPE of Autism, and That Autism Spectrum Disorder is also NOT a TYPE of Autism?

and

That 80% of people who claim to have Autism are self-diagnosed, can not name the actual symptoms of Autism, and in fact DO NOT have Autism at all?

(March 4, 2017)

If you are someone new to me, my site, or my experiences, then you are probably wondering what this page is. Of course if you are a long time follower, then you already know (And welcome back!) For those of you new to me, my site, and of course Etiole, a quick summary of what this page is about:

In 1978, a group of about 25 children ages 3 to 12, went looking for frogs in the swamps of the Ross Forest of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, where they encountered a creature of debatable origins, whom is often thought of by most people who heard the childrens' story, as an alien. Most adults discredited the story as children with wild imaginations playing with an imaginary friend... until one after another these children began dying horrific deaths, several of which involved their bodies turning up headless. Today 40 years later, only 2 of these children are still alive. I am one of these two children. 

What you will find on this page is details of the original encounter, the hundreds of encounters to follow over the next 4 decades... and the response from the terror crazed adults of Old Orchard Beach, Maine who, believing they were fighting a demon that was eating their children, lashed out at what they claimed was a demon possessed car. (The real life Christine, a 1964 Dodge 330, that had been the inspiration for Stephen King's Christine book and movie, a car which I bought in 1983, and was the same car, that the little man we children had met in the swamp had started living in shortly after I bought it.)

What you are about to read is Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole and The World's Most Haunted Car - The 10th Anniversary of the Squidoo Lens Edition, including an update on the events to occur in the past 10 years since the original April 15, 2007 release of the Squidoo edition of the article.

{{{{Hugs}}} and a great big thank you to all my wonderful fans!

As of March 2017 EelKat.com is now getting 44,000 views per month!

We've come a long way from the 300 views a month I was getting 10 years ago when the Amphibious Aliens article was first published.

We are also now the #1 web site on Google for almost every search term containing the words "Old Orchard Beach", receiving more then 7,000 hits per month just on that one search term!

With 6,000+ pages and 44,000 views per month, we are now both the largest and most trafficked website headquartered out of Old Orchard Beach, Maine. Yay!

These amazing results are all thanks to one article: Amphibious Aliens, which now ranks as my most read article ever, as well as the most visited page on my website. Thank you to all my wonderful readers for making this possible. Without all you wonderful people this website wouldn't even be possible.

{{{Hugs}}} for you all, and thank you once again for taking the time to stop by!

~EK







Come see the KKK Cross standing in the shadow of the 30 foot hole in my yard, that is all that remains of my house after demon hunting religion crazed lunatics blew it up with a bomb



Let's Play Count Von Count & Count The Missing Heads

Of the 30+ children who witnessed the 4-5-8- battle, only 2 non-Cyrs are  still alive. Most were beaten, shot, beheaded, or otherwise grusomely murdered before reaching the age of 30. Me and my cousins Mike and Murphey are the only 3 to reach 30. Murphey was murdered by a man in a 4-door white pick up truck July 2013, 2 weeks before the same white truck arrived in my yard, days before a backhow owned by the man who owns the white truck (who is also married to Anne Cyr's sister) drove a back hoe over my house. The same white truck would arrive at college November 14, 2013 to paralize and cripple me in attempted murder.

Heads Roll Down The Bloody Streets of Old Orchard Beach As A Deranged Man With a Backhoe Drives Over EelKat's House

The only children to reach adulthood unharassed and without ever being brutalized are Anne's remaining 3 children: Troy, Noel, and Michelle.

Because the Cyr Gypsy clan are  part of the FBI's 3rd most wanted crime family, they are considered EXTREMELY DANGEROUS... if you see ANY of them in Old Orchard Beach, FBI agent Andy Drewer wants you to call him immediately: (207) 774-9322

Several members of their gang of drug lords are wanted for murder.

The Feud Between The Atwater Clan And The Cyr Clan Sparks A Deranged Serial Murderer In Old Orchard Beach

More Then 30 Atwater/Allen/Murphy Clan Children In Old Orchard Beach Have Been Beheaded Now...

The 4-Door White Truck In The Photo Above Has Been Seen At Every Crime Scene

FBI Suspects The Truck Belongs To The Violent Cyr Clan

Only 2 of The White Monkey Children Who Witnessed
The Battle of 4-5-8 Shoot Out Are Still Alive

Meet The White Crosses Of Old Orchard Beach:


Need Directions?

Rather then ask the crazy gun-toting neighbours, and risk get shot by the psychotically deranged, white power gay haters that live up and down my street, patrolling obsessively by my driveway every 15 minutes in a 4 door white pick-up truck, just get directions from Google Maps. Here, you can find 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, ME right here:




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