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By Wendy C Allen

Ask EelKat Anything


Back in 2003 I had a blog titled "Ask EelKat" where I answered questions about, absolutely anything. Being an author, most questions were author related, people asking about writer's block and publishing and such. Over time other topics included homelessness, Autism, Gypsies, minimalist living, life in Maine, and of course the ever popular "amphibious aliens".

Any ways, after a while (2007ish) I stopped doing the blog because it got to a point I was receiving way more emails each day, then I could answer in a year, and life issues were preventing me from having the time necessary to answer your questions.

Now that I again have the time to do so I will be bringing back the series, but with changed. 

The first time I did it, I had posted my email online and just said "Ask me anything." People did. At first it was 1 or 2 questions a week. After a while it was 1 or 2 questions an hour. Eventually it was several thousand questions a day. And that was the problem. I did not expect the influx of questions, I did not expect the variety of questions, and I had no idea how many people followed me online and read my stuff.

At the time of this post here (March 12, 2017) my web site (eelkat.com) is now getting 44,000 views per month (500k a year). Back in 2003, my site was lucky if it received 100 visits a month, so a lot has changed over time, including that a lot more people are reading what I write.

A lot of you have requested I bring back the Ask Eelkat series, and, here it is. I won't be sending out for email questions this time around. Instead I will be continuing to answer your questions already sent to me from before, as well as answering questions found on Reddit.

This page you are on now, is a site index page, for the Ask EelKat article pages on my site. I've divided them up by category to make it easier for you to find what you are looking for.












Ask An Alleged Alien Abductee Anything

Ask A Betta Owner Anything: 

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Ask A Pleco Owner Anything: 

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Ask A Kuhlie Owner Anything:

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Ask A Ranchu Owner Anything:


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Ask An Aquarist Anything

Ask A Betta Owner Anything: 

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Ask A Kuhlie Owner Anything:

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Ask An Artist Anything

YouTube Let's Plays: 

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YouTube Documentaies: 

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YouTube SEO:


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YouTube Vloging:


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Ask An Author Anything

YouTube Let's Plays: 

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YouTube Documentaies: 

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YouTube Vloging:

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Ask An Autistic Person Anything

YouTube Let's Plays: 

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YouTube SEO:

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YouTube Vloging:


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Ask A Gypsy Anything

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Ask A Hermit Anything

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Ask A Mainer Anything

Life In Maine

The Way Life Should Be?


 

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Ask A Minimalist Anything

 

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Ask A NaNoWriMo OverAchiever Anything

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Beware The Psychothaic CyberBullies of NaNoWriMo Forums

She's Doing It Again... Wait... Now I'm a Time Travelling Vampire?



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Ask An Old Orchard Beach Native Anything



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Ask An OtherKin Anything

OtherKin:


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Ask A Suvivour Anything

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Ask A YouTuber Anything

YouTube Let's Plays: 

How Many Series Do You Do At Once?


YouTube Documentaies: 

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YouTube Vloging:

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Animal Rights Activist Geralt Refuses To Kill Dogs For Tallow

Murders City Guards Instead

The Witcher Enhanced Edition Completionist Run Blind Let's Play

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What Is This Site?

I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life. 

Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).

NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.

ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.

In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters.  I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.

Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.

I DO NOT write Erotica.

I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.

The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agengt Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

The FBI believes the people behind the impersonation accounts showing up, are relatives of the woman who murdered my son.




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