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Homepage for the Fantasy series:
The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun The Insane
-- ten MILLION copies sold and counting!
Founded in 1996, we are Maine's Oldest, Largest, & Most Trafficked Website.
Home to more than 10,000 articles aimed at helping young authors worldbuild, create characters, write novellas, edit manuscripts, design book covers, and self publish their work.
November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!
FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?
Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.
Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.
Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.
This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.
And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!
{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!
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Author of Cozy & Gothic Fantasy, Sweet/Fluffy M/M Furry Romance, Cosmic Horror, Space Opera, & Literary SoL genres. I write Elves, Fae, Unicorns, & Demons.
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What do you want to become?
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!
~EK
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If you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.
Are you an evil man?
Are you sure you're not?
How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?
Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.
Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?
What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?
Did you know...
October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.
August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.
November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.
November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.
Are you proud of what you have done?
Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.
~EelKat
If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
Ask EelKat Anything
Back in 2003 I had a blog titled "Ask EelKat" where I answered questions about, absolutely anything. Being an author, most questions were author related, people asking about writer's block and publishing and such. Over time other topics included homelessness, Autism, Gypsies, minimalist living, life in Maine, and of course the ever popular "amphibious aliens".
Any ways, after a while (2007ish) I stopped doing the blog because it got to a point I was receiving way more emails each day, then I could answer in a year, and life issues were preventing me from having the time necessary to answer your questions.
Now that I again have the time to do so I will be bringing back the series, but with changed.
The first time I did it, I had posted my email online and just said "Ask me anything." People did. At first it was 1 or 2 questions a week. After a while it was 1 or 2 questions an hour. Eventually it was several thousand questions a day. And that was the problem. I did not expect the influx of questions, I did not expect the variety of questions, and I had no idea how many people followed me online and read my stuff.
At the time of this post here (March 12, 2017) my web site (eelkat.com) is now getting 44,000 views per month (500k a year). Back in 2003, my site was lucky if it received 100 visits a month, so a lot has changed over time, including that a lot more people are reading what I write.
A lot of you have requested I bring back the Ask Eelkat series, and, here it is. I won't be sending out for email questions this time around. Instead I will be continuing to answer your questions already sent to me from before, as well as answering questions found on Reddit.
This page you are on now, is a site index page, for the Ask EelKat article pages on my site. I've divided them up by category to make it easier for you to find what you are looking for.
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Ask An Autistic Person Anything
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Life In Maine
The Way Life Should Be?
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Beware The Psychothaic CyberBullies of NaNoWriMo Forums
She's Doing It Again... Wait... Now I'm a Time Travelling Vampire?
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The Family Friendly Town:
The Ku Klux Klan In Maine: Writing racist Characters
Writing Maine Accurately In Novels
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Animal Rights Activist Geralt Refuses To Kill Dogs For Tallow
Murders City Guards Instead
The Witcher Enhanced Edition Completionist Run Blind Let's Play
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