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Script Frenzy Update: I’ve started work on “The Alien Bible”

Posted on Friday, April 16, 2010 | Comments Off

Wishing the weather would decide wither it wanted to rain or snow, right now it’s slushing out, a little bit of both. Not looking forward to the fact that whenever we get snow this time of the year I have to deal with local church crazies showing up in my yard and saying I’m a “weather witch” accusing me of making it snow just to spite them and kill their newly planted seeds. Frustrating that these people have so little to do in their own lives that they have to barge into my life with these jackass accusations. Pitiful waste of existence. They need to get a life.

Just back from the Script Frenzy Write In Meeting at The Golden Rooster. The waitress has stopped bringing a menu and asking what I want. Now she comes over and says: “Tea, garden omelet, and English muffins, right?” I am a creature of habit. I don’t know if that’s the Autism or the OCD, but same table, same order, same time, same day, every single week, and it’s going on three years this way now. Been eating and writing at The Golden Rooster since 2008.

I just found out today that my booth is #13, wow – if my witch accusers knew that, they’d say “It’s a sign, I told you she was evil”. LOL! (I was born on the 13th, they believe that’s why I have “an evil spirit” they say hat every one born on the 13th does. Weird. I don’t know where they come up with these lame brained ideas of theirs.)

Well, as I mentioned before, I finished Emmett, the play I had planned on writing 3 years ago, but for some reason never wrote. I just kept putting it off. I did that day 5 of the contest, bringing my page count to 51 pages, and than as you all know, my witch accusers, went all hysterical. (See the blog posts from April 5th to April 11th for more info).

Sorry I’ve been offline for the past week. The past week has been a mess, the witch accusing, vandals trashed my car, than stole it and sold it. Been all week with police etc, and haven’t written a single word because of it, and haven’t been online either. I have to get a friend to take me to the meetings now, my car is beyond totaled.

I am so pissed at these people, and so tired – I didn’t get any sleep for 5 days straight, than slept all at once for 2 days straight! ACK! My sleep is so messed up now!

I have now found out from the mouth of the vandals themselves why they trashed my car: I bought a bathing suit.

uh-huh. Okay.

So, what does me buying a bathing suit, have to do with trashing my car?

I ask you, is there any logic in that?

Did I mention that these people a freaking off their rocker?

Apparently, according to her, all women who wear bathing suits are evil and demon possessed and it’s her “God given right” to “clean the streets of London just as Jack the Ripper did”.

Uhm.

Scary how she’s classifying herself as a modern day Jack the Ripper.

She’s been railing on about how “women with bathing suits are all prostitutes and whores”, and how “Jack the Ripper had the right idea, kill them all I say!”.

I find this last statement very disturbing.

Especially given the death threats being more rampant than ever of late.

She seems to be moving up in ranks with her delusions, and the fact that she is now identifying herself with Jack the Ripper, is something I find, very, very, very troubling.

Her doctors keep putting her on psych meds, but she boasts loudly of flushing them down the toilet (my toilet no less, for some hare brained reason, which is how I know for a fact that she did actually flush her meds. seeing how I saw her doing it.)

She’s been calling Jack the Ripper a Saint.

I do fear, that this glorifying Jack the Ripper the way she is, is a dangerous addition to her already insane actions, and the violence of this past week at the same time, clearly indicates that this woman is in serious need of a straight jacket.

Well, seeing how all this happened, during the writing contest, and you know me, everything that happens in my life I write down, and me now a week behind on the contest writing and needing to catch up, it occurred to me that I should write about what happened. Well, all her quoting violent Bible Scriptures and using them as justification for her vandalisms, gave me another idea.

You remember a while back I had mentioned, somewhat in passing, that I had an idea to write a series of plays based on sections of the Bible, and call it “The Alien Bible”, well, at The Golden Rooster today, over an omelet and a cup of tea, I wrote down the first 4 pages of “The Alien Bible”.

“The Alien Bible” for those who hadn’t heard, was to e a re-translation of the Bible, put into stage play formate. It was intended as a satire look at how the Bible has been translated and retranslated for centuries, until it became the often misquoted book which we know and love (or loath?) today. It was to be written, as though it was a translation of the Bible, translated by the “prophet” of a UFO cult, in which God and his angels were aliens from outer space, Mary was an alien abductee, and Jesus the first Alien-Human hybrid.

I dropped the idea, after an onslaught of nasty emails from my ever devoted stalking witch accusers from the Saco Ward of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints - you know, Old Orchard Beach town manager Jim Thomas and his fuck buddy Kathy Smith, because I realized if they were that upset about the idea, than they’d be landing on my door step with violence and hate if I actually went ahead and wrote it (as the do following every new book I write).

Well, seeing how they took their vandalisms and violence to an ultimate new high last week, I figured, why should I put aside writing a book, to keep them from doing these things, when they are just going to do them anyways wither I write the book or not?

I mean, I stopped writing it and they STILL acted out violence, and because I bought a bathing suit no less! And how scary is it that they followed me to the store to even know about the fact that I bought a bathing suit to begin with?

And people wonder why I have Agoraphobia and so rarely leave the house!

With stalkers like this, it’s not easy to go outside at all.

At least they’ve stopped shooting me with paint-balls, but this whole thing is really getting a bit beyond ridiculous.

I mean, don’t they have ANYTHING better to do than follow me to the store and watch me buy a bathing suit, than rush back to my car and smash the hell out of it because I bought a bathing suit?

And why me?

What did I ever do to them?

What the hell did I do that started them going bonkers about me like this to begin with?

Why have they fixated on stalking me?

I don’t get it.

I simply don’t get it at all!

I think to spend your life stalking, harassing and vandalizing someone is utterly idiotic. And I know you are reading this, so this is to you my dearly devoted stalker:

GET A LIFE OF YOUR OWN SO YOU CAN GET OUT OF MINE! THERE ARE BETTER THINGS YOU COULD DO WITH YOUR LIFE! GET A JOB! GET A HOBBY! STOP MAKING A CAREER OUT OF HARASSING ME!

But will she listen? Not likely.

She’s too busy “listening to God”.

Yep. Just like her father, that one.

Crazier than a bat out of Hell.

So, seeing how I have to deal with bullies and vandals, and hate crimes, I thought it only appropriate to start “The Alien Bible” off with Acts 5 and the story of the thief who stole and sold property that did not belong to him: The Story of Ananias and Sapphira.

You see, I know my vandals well.

And I know that Acts 5, is one of her favorite scriptures ever, thanks to the infamous Pastor Elliot, aka her own personal Ananias.

And I know she knows what he did to her, and what happened to him, 7 years to the day, later, I know this, because a week afterwards, my Bishop on HER FALSE ACCUSATIONS threatened to excommunicate on grounds of “killing people by spell casting and witchcraft”.

Read your Bible, honey.

Read ALL of Acts 5.

Angels are fearsome creatures.

But than, you did to me what Pastor Elliot did to you?

My how the tables have turned.

You have become the thing you hated most – Ananias, the thief in the night, the thief who stole and sold what was not his.

So many times I heard you preach Acts 5 to Pastor Elliot.

And so I dedicate to you, my stalker, the Ananias of my Goldeneagle, this, the first chapter, Act 1, Scene One, of “The Alien Bible: Ananias and The Apostle”.

And to re-write it, means I must reread the original. Saint Peter was a bloody bastard wasn’t he?

Murdered a man & wife for refusing to give him their land, kicked another guy down the hill and laughed as the man’s blood and bowl renched forth from his belly – got to love the murderous men of God. There’s a reason there are no “Prophets of the Lord” today – they are all locked up in metal institutes for saying God told them to kill.

Funny, I seem to recall hearing that… oh yeah, Jack the Ripper, I was just talking about that wasn’t I?

of course – growing up with a “Prophet of the Lord” kind of gave me an inside look at to how sick & perverted the Bible prophets really were.

So why do Sunday School teachers always leave out the murders when talking about the Prophets and Saints of the Bible? Bloody, bloody bastards. Moses killed 3,000 Israelites in the wilderness, and every one sits around marveling.

Yep. Religious nuts do have a history of glorifying serial killers don’t they? Let’s not forget to mention that there is NOT ONE SINGLE serial killer in history, who was not described by his friends as “a good Christian, went to church every Sunday”.

uhm-huh.

What wonderful Christians they turned out to be, bu wait, they was only doing EXACTLY what the Bible told them to do!

For these men, were not content to just sit in church on Sunday and listen to the nice fluffy things taught from the pulpit – no – these en knew their Bible’s well. These men ACTUALLY READ their Bibles.

So why do Sunday School teachers always leave out the murders when talking about the Prophets and Saints of the Bible?

Probably too ashamed to admit that the Prophets were above the Ten Commandments – so if the Prophets could kill, why can’t the rest of us? That’s the rational religious crazies use.

That’s the rational my ever loving stalker uses.

Do you see the upside down logic here?

The Prophets tell you not to commit sins they themselves glorified in: Do as I say, not as I do. That’s why serial killers become serial killers. They say: “Well if it was good enough for the Prophets…”

The words my stalker now says.

And as she points out, even, Jesus himself had a bloody temper killed a 12 year old boy and beat to a pulp “sinners in the temple”. My stalker knows her Bible well, or she would not even know of these events, because they are overlooked by all preachers and teachers, who want you to think Jesus was a Saint who never hurt any one. But was he? Really?

That’s NOT what the Bible teaches.

According to the Bible, Jesus had a nasty temper. But how many church leaders tell you that? If you are not well versed in the Bible, than you don’t even know the Bible says such things about Jesus. And did you know Jesus WASN’T a carpenter? He was a cloth maker, a dyer of fine linen. It’s right there in the Bible. Why didn’t you know that? Why did you think he was a carpenter?

Because that’s what your church leaders told you, and you believed them, without checking your Bible to see if the Bible agreed with what they told you.

My Bishop (who is also the Old Orchard Beach town manager) calls me an apostate, but damn, I’m only quoting the Bible.

Didn’t he ever read the Bible?

ALL of it? Not just the pretty parts?

How can it be apostasy if I’m quoting scripture?

Now there is a man who does not know his Bible. He should not be Bishop, not if he can get stumped on me quoting scripture and say it’s apostasy.

A Bishop should know his Bible better than that.

We once had a Bishop who admitted he’d never once read the Bible - Morgan - the one who gathered up my books and burned them - and was deeply troubled when he looked up the verses I had quoted; he said – he had no idea the Bible said those things, not until he looked them up for himself, he had always quoted from the Church’s pre-printed text books and lesson manuals, he had never bothered to actually check the facts as they are written in the Bible itself – it shattered his “blind faith”.

People are far to willing to sit a listen to the sunshine and glory taught in church, than nod and smile and say “Yes, that MUST be what the Bible says, otherwise why would my church leader preach it?”, but no one ever goes home and sits down and reads the Bible to find out want it REALLY says, they are content to believe every word preached from the pulpit and never once check the facts to see if what they were taught is what was true.

That is why, the “religious crazies” are crazy, because they DID read their Bibles, and they know, what is taught in churches on Sunday is a far cry from what the Bible actually says, and they, in their sick perverted delusions, act upon the Bible’s ACTUAL words of blood and hate and violence, and thus why they become violent fanatics.

I’m sick of Sunday School Teachers and Church Leaders glamorizing scripture – tell it like it is for once!

You’ve got 2,000 pages and they read the same 10 or 20 verses every week – too damn terrified people will leave if they heard the TRUTH.

Sure, you’d have a lot less church members, but the streets would have a lot less nuts, vandals, and serial killers too!

And which is MORE IMPORTANT: your fat wallets or the safety of our children?

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