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November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

NEVER FORGET:

My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!

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FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

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 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 

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Selfie:
When did the X-Rated porn word get a new meaning?

So I was driving home today and the DJ announces a new song released. The song title: Selfie by a group called The Chainsmokers. never heard of the band or the song before, but I was stunned that the DJ was even allowed to say the song title on the air. I was further stunned by the song itself, which is basically this same very vulgar sex industry swear word said over and over and over and over, by a girl who apparently is fucking herself off in a public bathroom. However, judging from the rest of the lyrics, it appears that perhaps she is using the word selfie to mean something other than masturbation, but what in the heck that could be, I had no clue.

Well, I was so stunned and baffled and confused by this song that I went home, turned on the computer, headed to YouTube and looked to see if I could find this bizarre song and figure out what in the heck they were talking about.

I did and here is the song in question:

As I said, the song is odd, and judging from the rest of the lyrics selfie must have a new meaning, but watching the video didn't help me out any. It's as I thought it was, a girl in the bathroom fucking off, and posting pictures of it to her friends with her cell phone...or rather judging by the video, 2 girls in the bathroom fucking themselves off and posting pictures of themselves doing so.

Well, this only left me more confused, because in between the girls bragging they are giving themselves selfies in a public bathroom, you have kids in concerts posting photos of themselves all over the place. Makes absolutly no sense at all.

I watched the video again and looked up the lyrics and still it appeared that the singer is using the word selfie to mean something other than masturbation, but what exactly, I had no clue.

That same day a friend stops by and says "Hey did you hear about the Ellen Twitter selfie?"

I'm like "What in the heck are you talking about?"

"Ellen put a selfie on Twitter and it went viral."

"Who the heck is Ellen and what's a selfie?"

"Ellen Degenerate."

"Who?"

"Don't you watch TV?"

"I don't own a TV, you know that."

"Oh, yeah, right. She's a talk show host. She put her selfie on Twitter last night and it went viral."

"So she fucks herself in public, and didn't get arrested for it. So what?"

"What are you talking about?"

"What are you talking about?"

"I'm talking about selfies."

"So am I."

"Do you know what a selfie is?"

"Of course I do. I'm a freaking smutt author. I write hard core porn, erotica, and high heat romance."

"What?"

"Okay, I'm 40 years older than you, obviously what selfie meant 40 years ago is not what it means today, so why don't you just tell me what you are talking about. What the heck is a selfie?"

"Don't you ever take pictures of yourself with your phone?"

"No, actually, I have Autism, I don't own a phone because I don't talk verbally through my mouth, and therefore have no way to use a phone. And what? How the heck do you take pictures with a phone? Now what are you talking about?"

He pulls out phone. "See it's a camera, you use it to take pictures."

"Why would anyone want to do that?"

"Because it's easier than carrying a camera and everyone already has a phone."

"I don't have a phone."

"Yeah, well, every one else on the planet does."

"No, actually, did you know that over 1/3 of America doesn't even have access to phone service and that 4/5 of the state of Maine doesn't have access to phone service...there are still close to 100 townships in Maine that are not only outside the range of cell phone towers, but also land-line phones AND internet access. Did you know Bangor, one of Maine's largest cities is still without a cell phone tower close enough to it for people there to get a signal. Damn, do you know Old Orchard Beach was still on a switch board party line - 3 phone numbers for THE ENTIRE TOWN in the mid-1980s. And outside of America only 1/8 of the population has electricity let alone phone service. I'm sorry, what planet do you live on that you think EVERYBODY has a phone. Everybody in your house/school/city, is not even close to being every body on the planet."

Well, he finally explains that a selfie is when you take a picture of yourself with your cell phone and post it on FaceBook...and that EVERYBODY is doing it.

Hmmm... my FB account is maxed out at 5,000 friends, I'm on there all day, every day, and only once in a blue moon do any of them post photos of themselves. Damn. I must have the wrong FB friends if EVERYBODY is doing it and a majority of my 5,000 friends are not doing it.

All I can figure is it must be an age gap thing. All us cane-tottering seniors are too un-hip to be taking photos of ourselves and too unhip to slap a porn word on the photo to make ourselves sound cool. Or maybe we just prefer selfies over selfies.

This article was originally written on: March 10, 2014

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If you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death. If you haven't got a child to lose, it will be a brother or sister or parents or spouse or whomever you love the most, and that you should know it was this curse which you brought upon yourself that killed them, they will die on exactly the 7 year anniversary of the very first time, you mocked the death of my child.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.

~EelKat

If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322