November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

NEVER FORGET:

My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!


FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!



 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 







Top 100 Most Visited Pages of 2015



By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Author of Cozy & Gothic Fantasy, Sweet/Fluffy M/M Furry Romance, Cosmic Horror, Space Opera, & Literary SoL genres. I write Elves, Fae, Unicorns, & Demons.


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  1. Writing Dares Random Generator
  2. About EelKat
  3. Medieval Servants: Thier jobs and their place in historical fiction.
  4. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  5. How Long is 50,000 Words?
  6. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  7. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  8. The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & How It Got Started
  9. A Motorhome Named No Hurry and The Theft of The Pidgie Fund Cats
  10. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  11. Writing Mute Characters
  12. Say No To Bullies & Racism! We Need Diverse Books (Why EelKat Left KBoards)
  13. Is It a Novel, a Novella, a Short Story or Something Else?
  14. Only one thing is writing...WRITING! So just start writing, right now, today.
  15. Ten Kidnapped Cats
  16. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  17. Quaraun The Insane Volume 1: The Night of the Screaming Unicorn
  18. The Southern Maine Writers Group
  19. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
  20. Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books
  21. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
  22. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  23. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  24. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
  25. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  26. Quaraun and the Amazon Adult Filter
  27. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
  28. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
  29. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane Volume 3: BoomFuzzy
  30. EK's Star Log
  31. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica?
  32. Roderic Swanzen
  33. Twighilight Not Twilight
  34. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
  35. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  36. Amphibious Aliens
  37. Quaraun Cover Art Gallery
  38. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane Volume 2: Kelim and The Necromancer
  39. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: Work-In-Progress Updates
  40. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
  41. The Night of the Red Lightning (My Alien Lover Volume 1)
  42. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  43. Quaraun The Insane Volume 8: Into The Swamp of Death
  44. Women Don't Date Jerks or Stalkers, So Stop Being One
  45. Write A Lot - Content Is King
  46. Cyber Bullying: When Readers Attack Authors and What to Do About It
  47. Disclaimers
  48. What the Ocean Gives Me (How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing)
  49. A Curse Upon The Town Of Old Orchard Beach
  50. Contact Info
  51. Creating a Fantasy Realm
  52. Fabric Designed By EelKat
  53. HotFooting: what is it?
  54. How to Write A Kiss
  55. Incest In Fiction
  56. Media Statements
  57. My NaNoWriMo Journey
  58. Quaraun The Insane Volume 5: The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain
  59. Why We Gypsies Do Not Like American Men Near Our Women
  60. Why Write 50,000 Words In 30 Days?
  61. Blog Archive: March 2015
  62. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
  63. Dealing With Scam Emails
  64. Don't Quit! EelKat's Guide to NaNoWriMo
  65. EelKat's Blog Posts of April 2015
  66. FTC Disclosure
  67. Guide to Character Creation for Writers
  68. How Can I Possibly Write a Novel in 30 Days?
  69. How To Enhance Your Creativity
  70. Keeping Healthy
  71. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
  72. Monster Porn By EelKat Wendy C Allen
  73. Quaraun CosPlay Fabrics
  74. The Lemon Water Diet for Authors too busy writing to have time for the gym.
  75. The Saco River Curse
  76. Toilets In Fiction
  77. Too Young To Write It?
  78. World Building for Writers
  79. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  80. Random Generators Writing Prompts Bizarro
  81. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  82. Pen Names Maintaining Anonymity
  83. Bizarro Yaoi Novel Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  84. Random Generators by EelKat
  85. Aspergers is NOT Autism
  86. HEA in Erotica
  87. Mental Illness in Fiction
  88. Taxes and dealing with the IRS for writers
  89. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
  90. Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately
  91. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
  92. 13 Black Cats Magical Supply Shop
  93. Bananas!
  94. On Living With Autism
  95. Random Generator: Story Titles - Splork Style
  96. The Pearl Necklace
  97. Book Ratings: Or Am I too young to buy this book?
  98. Bumper Sticker Quotes
  99. Questions For Psychics
  100. Pillows By EelKat





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Eye of the GrigoriIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.
tent2.JPGIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.
eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.
home again the return of the goldeneagle dodge 330If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.
volvo-art-car-eelkat-Dazzling-Razzbury-3-artist-wendy-c-allen-painting3.pngIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death. If you haven't got a child to lose, it will be a brother or sister or parents or spouse or whomever you love the most, and that you should know it was this curse which you brought upon yourself that killed them, they will die on exactly the 7 year anniversary of the very first time, you mocked the death of my child.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.

~EelKat


If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322