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Sample scene that shows you his personality in story: 1 START OF SAMPLE 1- "How dare you call me INSANE, you fucking cockroach! LOOK AT MY HANDS! I cannot move my fingers. They are broken, have always been broken. Crushed when I was a child. Crushed in the windmill grinding stone by my vile father. Why do you think I killed him? LOOK AT MY HANDS! They fused together when they healed. Twisted. Clawed. Useless. I wear these mechanical gold-plated gloves that move for me, move just just enough to hold my cane or pull my robes closed or push my walker or roll my wheelchair. I cannot use my hands. I cannot walk far either. I shuffle. I wheel. I lean. I hobble. I limp. I drag my damned leg. Sometimes I fall. Sometimes I have to be carried and I hate it! You here me? I hate it! I have handmaids. Dozens. They help. I hate needing help. But I must--" The Human opened his mouth to speak, but Quaraun immediately shoved his Rainbow Wand up the man's nostril. "Shut your fucking mouth, or I will blow your fucking brain out your nose. You KNOW I will, you vile dirty Human. Don't you dare try to interrupt me. I am pontificating here. No one interrupts my pontificating. Especially not some vile cockroach of a Human who just got done calling me Quaraun the Insane, while saying I was emotionally frail. I am not weak in mind. I am not fragile in thought. I am old. I am slow. I am careful. I speak slowly, act precisely, because I must. Not because I am afraid. My hands do not work. My legs do not work. But my magic still does. And my mind... I never stop thinking. I am not fragile. I am broken. And I kill ANYONE who fucking calls me The Insane!" "Love, just kill the wee bastard and get it over with," BoomFuzzy said. "It faster then boring him to death with ya villain arch pontificating." "I AM NOT A VILLIAN," Quaraun shrieked hysterically as he spun around and rammed his Rainbow Wand into BoomFuzzy's nose. "No?" "NO!" "Huh. Really?" "Stop contradicting me!" "Eh, coulda fooled me. Here I were thinking the Pink Necromancer was a great big bad villain all these years." "Stop confusing me!" Quaraun shrieked hysterically as he whupped his wand on the old Phooka's nose. BoomFuzzy casually flicked the wand away from his face. "You take that back right now!" "What ya gonna do, blow my brains out now? Fat lot a good that'll do. I'm a fucking Lich. Kill me I ain't gonna stay dead. Ya'll just get me ectoplasmic brain goo all over ya dress, and piss me off at the same time. And once yer dress is dirty, ya know I'm just gonna wanna rip it off and fuck ya. Then how ya gonna kill the bastard? Ya'll be too busy running ya crippled lil pearly white arse away from me horny cream filled chocolate eclair." "Uhm, guys," GhoulSpawn interrupted. "Shut the fuck up ya fucking Goat, I'm seducing me Elf," BoomFuzzy roared. "Uhm, okay. I'm a sheep, by the way. Also, the Human's escaping. He like, just climbed out the window." "DAMN IT!" Quaraun shrieked as he shoved GhoulSpawn and BoomFuzzy out of his way and hobbled past them in a fury of resplendent rhinestone encrusted limping pink silks. "How the hell am I supposed to catch him? You know I can not run!" "Ah, the better to boink ya then!" "Can you stop being horny for five damned seconds?" "Nope. I's'a horny unicorny." BoomFuzzy immediately poufed and transformed into a fluffy lilac coloured Shetland pony with a gleaming silver horn. "Think o' the places I can think to stick me horn in." "Stop trying to fuck me, and go fuck that damned fucking Human instead!" "Aye-aye, Captain! With the utmost of pleasures!" BoomFuzzy POUFED again and vanished. "Uhm," GhoulSpawn stammered. "Now what?" Quaraun snarled. "Uhm, are you sure you worded that last order to Boomie the way you think you did?" "What did I...?" "Well, I think you like meant to tell him to kill the Human, but I think you were like talking so fast and not paying attention to what exactly you was saying--" "Spit it out, Glinta." "I think you told him to have sex with the Human." "I did not... wait... DAMN IT! UNICORN GET BACK HERE!" -END OF SAMPLE 1 Sample scene that shows you his personality in story: 2 START OF SAMPLE 2- Quaraun, the legendary Pink Necromancer, most feared, most evil wizard known in all the history of all the solar systems five inhabited planets, was hard at battle. Quaraun gripped the smooth wooden handle of his broom, his cold blue eyes wild with rage. The broom wielded like a deadly wand, ready to cast a spell to vanquish his dastardly foes. “Fiendish creatures, foul spiders! I shall have none of you crawling upon me!” he spat, flicking his wrist and twisting away to avoid an errant clump of dust. “How dare you defile my pristine pink silks!” Wisps of dust swirled up in chaotic bursts as Quaraun pounded his broom against stone walls and grimy shelves, flinging cobwebs in all directions. “I hate dust and dirt and spiders and cobwebs and bugs and mites and motes!” He aimed his RainBow Wand at a pile of mildewed crumpled up newspapers in the corner. With a zap they disintegrated into ash, sending even more dust flying around the musty cellar of the ruined library. Clouds of dust filled the air, filling every crevice, stretching out, thick with the scent of blight .The ashes rained down on The Pink Necromancer. “HOW DARE YOU COVER ME WITH ASHES!” he shrieked hysterically. “Love,” BoomFuzzy said quietly. “Ya did that one to yarself.” “YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!” Quaraun swung the broom at BoomFuzzy, who put both hands up and backed away. In one hand, Quaraun clutched his broom like a knight brandishing a lance, in the other his Rainbow Wand was sparking angrily, mirroring his temper. “This place is vile!” he shouted, voice cracking with disdain. “It is attacking me with its filth!” “Love, leave the filth alone and it’ll stop attacking ya.” “Does he not realize he’s causing the dust storm?” GhoulSpawn asked. “Him ain’t got enough brain to know dust stays settled when ya does no touch it. Of course him being a JellyFish living in the corpse of a dead Elf, him hasn’t got no brain to begin with.” “DIIIIIE!” Quaraun screamed as he ran past BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn, and took to beating an old rusted trash can with his broom. “I think I’m starting to see why people call him ‘Insane’.” “Aye.” “I AM NOT INSANE!” Quaraun shrieked, as he continued pummelling the trash can. Quaraun’s face contorted in a grimace as he swung at the cobwebs clinging to the cellar’s rafters. Layers of dust, undisturbed for centuries, erupted in clouds around him, spiralling through thick, stale air. With each sweep, his mood darkened, convinced the spiders in their webs were conspiring against him. “These spiders are out to get me!” Behind him, BoomFuzzy’s loud, raspy laugh echoed through the vast, stone-cold cellar. The floor shifted under his barefoot steps, the boards creaking with the strain of his movement as he chuckled at Quaraun’s panic. “Ya actin’ as though they’ll swallow ye whole.” “You know what spiders are like! How big they can get.” “How big can spiders get on this planet?” GhoulSpawn asked BoomFuzzy. “Bigger than me food truck. There’s some wat can eat elephants.” “So his fear isn’t totally irrational.” “It ain’t the spider’s he’s afeared of. It the dust.” “Will you two help me!” Quaraun yelled. “Maybe, Love. Watch yer step!” Quaraun glared back at him, still striking the webs with an intensity that made BoomFuzzy’s amusement soar. GhoulSpawn wiped the grime from his hands with his green coat, coughing from the musty scent of decayed paper and forgotten history. “Quaraun, can you not approach this rationally?” he asked. “We’ve got a task here. Remember? You was looking for some grimoire or something. Besides, dust and cobwebs are hardly threats.” “They are to me!” Quaraun retorted, brushing an imaginary cobweb from his silken pink robe. He sniffed indignantly, his nose wrinkling with disdain. BoomFuzzy, leaned lazily against an overturned, broken table, finding clear enjoyment in Quaraun’s one-Elf battle against dust bunnies and cobwebs. “Ye’ll no’ win against every cobweb in a dead library, JellyElf,” he teased. BoomFuzzy’s eyes glinted in the dim light, his voice straining to suppress laughter. “Too many of them.” Quaraun’s glare sliced through the gloom, and he swatted at another cobweb. “Every last spiderweb must fall,” he hissed. “All of them! Or I will suffocate under their wretched hold!” “Stop being so dramatic.” “This is ridiculous,” GhoulSpawn muttered. “Of all the things to fear, Quaraun, it’s dust?” “Dust conceals dangers,” Quaraun replied sharply, flicking his broom through another web, scattering grey wisps into the air. “Cobwebs harbour pests. Filth carries death! Disease! Germs! Parasites! Filth! I hate filth! Hate! Hate! HATE! I HATE this filth!” Each word sharpened his focus, as if he faced some great enemy he had to conquer. Each word louder then the one before it. With each louder word, a harder slap with the broom. “There is a treasure here,” Quaraun said between coughing. “I can feel it. And I can find it. If this dust would stop attacking me long enough to find it!” The cellar spread out before them, dark and foreboding. Toppled shelves groaned beneath the weight of collapsed stones and centuries of neglect. Books and relics lay scattered on the floor. Faded pages melding into piles of dust. Fragments of history lost in the underbelly of this ancient library. BoomFuzzy squatted beside a shattered bookshelf, running his fingers through the dust with a pensive expression as he peered at the decayed remnants. “No treasure ‘ere, me wee JellyElf,” he said thoughtfully. “Looks like it’s all dead and gone.” “Or is it?” Quaraun mumbled, suddenly intrigued by a faint glimmer beneath a nearby stone slab. “Unicorn, what is this?” Quaraun tilted his head, brows knitting as he examined the dusty corner where something was lodged. His fingers itched with curiosity as he knelt, shifting the slab and sending a cascade of dried beetle carapaces clattering to the ground. “Ugh! Gross!” Quaraun jumped back, furiously shaking his skirts. “Get them off me! Argh! Help! Bug guts! I’m covered in bug guts! Get them off me!” GhoulSpawn watched as the Pink Necromancer ran around the room, shrieking hysterically about bug guts on his dress. “How does he get anything done?” “He doesn’t.” BoomFuzzy laughed. “Ever noticed how neat and clean our lighthouse is?” “I had, actually.” “Him spend hours every day cleaning everything. Heaven forbid a speck of dust dare set foot in his house.” “Ain’t he supposed to be the world’s most feared super villain or something?” “Yep.” “How did he get that title when he acts like this all the time?” “Him acting like THIS all the time IS how him got that title, Ghouly. Think about it. Him waving that wand around blasting half this room apart. Think how much damage him does in a crowded city street acting like this.” “Yes. I see what you mean.” BoomFuzzy shoved the stone slab over some more. The clattering shells echoed in the stillness, sending a shiver through Quaraun. He frowned at the scattered beetle fragments, remnants of insects long since dead. BoomFuzzy peered over his shoulder, his face widening with mirth. “Ye afraid of the carapace too, now?” “Dead things carry diseases.” “Ya’re a necromancer. Dead things is what you deal with every day.” “I avoid touching dead things.” “What about me?” “What about you?” “I’m a Lich. That means I’m dead.” “Oh yeah. I keep forgetting about that.” Quaraun’s broom swung again, brushing the carapaces out of the chamber under the stone slab, revealing something unusual — a large, tattered scrap of parchment buried beneath a thick layer of dust. “Oh! What is this?” “Yis a necromancer who avoids dead things and forgets ya Lich husband be dead.” Quaraun ignored him, reaching cautiously into the small gap where the stone had rested. His fingers closed around a thin, crinkled sheet, weathered and brittle to the touch. -END OF SAMPLE 2 The Cellar’s Forgotten Treasure -{A Pink Necromancer Kishōtenketsu Prosimetrum} — {NaNoWriMo 2024: Day 07} 🦄🌸 Sample scene that shows you his personality in story: 3 START OF SAMPLE 3- BoomFuzzy stirred the bubbling cheese sauce with intense focus, the warmth of the dish filling the room, but his thoughts kept wandering. As his wooden spoon circled the pot, he couldn’t help but imagine how delicious Quaraun’s perfectly sculpted bottom would be… slathered in this cheese sauce. BoomFuzzy stopped stirring the bubbling melted cheese, while trying to decide what per cent of his time he would devote to Quaraun’s ass verses what per cent of time he would devote to cooking, if Quaraun’s ass and cooking food were the only two things he had to dedicate his life to. “Dude!” GhoulSpawn yelled, breaking BoomFuzzy out of his lustful thoughts. “You’re like, totally burning the cheese, man!” BoomFuzzy quickly pulled the pot off the burner, scowling. “Damnit! Quaraun’s fucking arse made me burn me cheese sauce. Now I have to start over.” Quaraun, who had been seated at the table, a slight frown on his face as he adjusted the silver chains that connected his ear to his nose, blinked in confusion. “What did I do? I was not even over there!” Quaraun exclaimed, confused by the accusation. “What are you talking about?” GhoulSpawn plopped down at the table beside Quaraun, grinning. “He was daydreaming about your butt instead of stirring constantly and destroyed the molecular structure of the cheese.” -END OF SAMPLE 3 Macaroni and Cheese: A Creamy Pasta Dish Drenched in Melted Cheese, Often Topped with Breadcrumbs- It's Never That Easy Sample scene that shows you his personality in story: 4 START OF SAMPLE 4- BoomFuzzy trotted through the snow as a lilac Shetland pony, his goggles fogged, his silver eyes swirling beneath them. With a POUF, he transformed mid-step, returning to his usual blind Lich self in a swirl of mist and swearing. “Why do you look like that?” Quaraun asked, narrowing his eyes at the absurd contraption BoomFuzzy wore. “What? This?” BoomFuzzy tapped his face. “Zombie-Eyed Goggles. Just picked ’em off some dead hiker what fell off the cliff.” Quaraun glanced down the side of the perilous cliff. “How did you find a hiker down there?” “Easy. I stole the goggles afore I threw him off the cliff.” “Human hiker?” “Aye.” “Oh. well that’s fine I suppose. Too many Humans in this world.” “Aye.” “Why was a Human wearing those?” “Don’t know. Didn’t ask. I were too busy hauling his arse to the cliff while him were screaming ‘NO DON’T KILL ME PLEASE!’ Though he did say something about shadow Demons in a cave.” -END OF SAMPLE 3 If your ass ain’t freezing or your brains ain’t scrambled, you’re ain’t really trying Sample scene that shows you his personality in story: 5 START OF SAMPLE 5- “Do you have a permit to park it on the grass, sir?” The police officer asked BoomFuzzy. “What the fuck I need a permit for?” “Do you have a restaurant license?” “A what?” “Sir, I realize you are a tourist, so I’ll let you off with a warning, if you just pack up your things and move along.” “I am a chef. I feed the hungry, when the hungry flock to me food truck. These birds are flocking to me food truck.” “Sir, you can not feed the pigeons.” “Why?” “Because it is against the law, sir.” “Well, ya can take ya law and kiss me fucking chocolate arse!” BoomFuzzy then, quite deliberately, lifted the back of his kilt. Quaraun slapped his gloved hand to his face. The pigeons exploded into a flurry of wings and delighted cackles. “MOON’S OUT!” BoomFuzzy hollered. “ME ARSE’S IN BLOOM! HERE’S WHAT I THINK O’ YER SIGN!” The officers sputtered. One pulled out a clipboard and began furiously writing tickets. The other reached for his radio. “We need back up at Mechanic’s Park.” BoomFuzzy calmly adjusted his goggles, turned back to his food truck, and resumed flipping dumplings. “They love it, ye know,” he said to the pigeons. “Hot oil, crispy cabbage, no onions, none of that nasty shite that upsets me Elf.” Quaraun buried his face deeper in his robes. “If I pretend I am not with him, maybe the police will not notice me,” Quaraun muttered to himself. ... “BoomFuzzy is mooning the cops again," GhoulSpawn said to Quaraun. "But, uhm, you know, front ways now instead of his bum.” Quaraun turned to look back. Indeed, BoomFuzzy was doing exactly that. This time, while holding a tray of dumplings high above his head like an Olympic torch. “COME GET ‘EM, YA PASTY WHITE BUREAUCRATIC LEECHES!” The pigeons, now emboldened by performance art, had begun to poop. Everywhere. One particularly vengeful bird released its payload squarely on Quaraun’s shoulder. He screamed. “OH MY FUCKING GODS! IT IS IN MY HAIR! THERE IS PIGEON POOP IN MY HAIR!!” BoomFuzzy wheezed with laughter. “Ye’re blending in! The birdies like ye now!” “DO NOT MOCK ME! I HAVE JELLYFISH HAIR! IT IS TANGLED IN MY TENTACLES!” GhoulSpawn attempted to help by offering a napkin he had clearly just lifted from the police car’s glove-box. It was covered in ketchup. “NOW THERE IS KETCHUP IN MY PIGEON POOP!” Quaraun shrieked hysterically. “I AM GOING TO KILL YOU BOTH!” “You say that like it is not foreplay,” BoomFuzzy muttered. Quaraun stormed off in a trail of pink silks, slipped on a damp log, fell on his side, and lay there, defeated. “This day,” he moaned. “Is cursed.” A pigeon landed on his head and pooped on his face. “Of course you did.” ... “Everything is broken!” Quaraun hissed. “My pride. My hip. My mood. My damned dignity. All of it. Broken. I am pregnant. I am hungry. I have a litter of kits kicking my bladder. I need to take a piss. Unicorn is fighting with Human city guards—” “Police officers. They are called police officers here.” “And I have pigeon poop on me.” “Right, yes, okay, so, I’m gonna help you up now, just like, lean on me, okay? I mean, you’re not very tall, or strong, or uhm, your walker and your wheelchair are both in the food truck, you think you can get up with just your cane? I can support your weight and, like, be here, for you, emotionally, which maybe is helpful?” “I do not want emotional support,” Quaraun snapped. “I want a dry bench, a bowl of hot dumplings, and to never look at another pigeon police officer again.” “I think you mean a pigeon or police officer.” “I said what I said, now help me up.” “Yes, right, okay, helping you up now.” A thunderous SQUAWK answered him as an entire flock descended from the sky, lured by a pastry flung high into the air. BoomFuzzy was now running full manic circles around his pastel blue food truck, hurling crème-filled éclairs and glittering strawberry tarts with the reckless passion of a sugar-fuelled Fae tornado. Dreadlocks flying, kilt flapping, one legged hop-skipping between benches and trash cans. “GETCHA FLUFFY PASTRIES, YA FEATHERED FUCKWITS!” he screamed, laughing madly. “WHO’S A FAT WEE BIRDIE, EH? GET IT WHILE IT’S WARM, YA SKY RAT BASTARDS!” Two very confused police officers sprinted after him, trying and failing to pin him down. “Sir! You’ve been asked to cease feeding the wildlife!” “Wildlife?” BoomFuzzy shrieked. “These ain’t wildlife, ya uncultured twats! These are me loyal diners! Me flock! Me customers! They PAY IN PIGEON POETRY AND SHIT ON FASCISTS!” BoomFuzzy stopped just long enough to hurl a fistful of powdered sugar into one cop’s eyes before jumping on the food truck roof. He twirled dramatically, mooned them again, struck a pose like some unholy combination of ballet dancer and deranged pirate, then lifted both arms high. “I AM THE AVIAN KING!” he roared. “That there across the street is my palace.” “That’s North Dam Mill, sir.” “That is the Elf Eater’s Palace, ya lout.” “Should we call the psych ward?” one officer asked the other. “Who the fuck do you think I am?” “You’re food truck is illegally parked, sir.” “My...? I AM THE ELF EATER OF PEPPER VALLEY, LICH KING OF THE UNSEELIE COURT! YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!” A gust of ice-charged wind erupted around him. Spectral pigeons, shimmering with frost and moonlight, clawed their way into existence from the ether. They flew directly at the parked police car, talons of ghostly blue scratching deep into the windshield. SCREEEEEECH! The tires popped. The engine coughed and died. A side mirror exploded into a puff of black feathers. “THEY'RE EATING MY CRUISER!” the first officer shrieked into his walkie-talkie. “Code... I dunno, bird attack! Full Alfred Hitchcock going down here. We need back up! Magic birds! The Lich summoned fucking MAGIC PIGEONS!” The second officer, clipboard clenched in one hand, didn’t flinch. “Sir,” he said, approaching the still-dancing BoomFuzzy. “You are in violation of five—no, now six—city ordinances. I’m issuing you a citation for public indecency, feeding pigeons in front of the no feeding of pigeons sign, food waste, conjuring spectral wildlife, damaging municipal property, verbal assault of law enforcement, indecent exposure of gluteal region, parking without a permit, selling food without a licence. Let’s see, that’s one, two, three,...dugh, dugh,... eight, nine... yep. Ten. Ten citations. Please tell me your name, social, date of birth, and address.” BoomFuzzy slid off the roof, landed in front of the cop with a thump, and pointed a pastry at him like a weapon. “Shove that clipboard up yer arse sideways and call it a poopsicle,” BoomFuzzy growled. “Ya bureaucratic slab o’ soggy pork.” Quaraun groaned as GhoulSpawn pulled him to his feet. “This is escalating.” “Uh, yeah, kinda rapidly,” GhoulSpawn nodded, wide-eyed, gripping the Elf’s waist and shuffling them back toward the food truck. “Boomie doesn’t like authority, does he?” “No, he is used to being the king. He is used to giving orders not taking them.” “And like, you know how close the station is, right?” “Station?” “The police station. Headquarters. It’s just up on Foss Street. I mean, I know it’s like, just two blocks away, and I don’t wanna sound alarmist, but we’ve got maybe ninety seconds before we’re surrounded by even more cops, and Boomie’s already committed a minor war crime.” “I told him not to feed the damned pigeons,” Quaraun muttered, half dragged, half limping toward the truck. -END OF SAMPLE 4 Feed The Fucking Pigeons Sample scene that shows you his personality in story: 6 START OF SAMPLE 6- “You stole from a shadow cave?” Quaraun stood suddenly, immediately lost his balance, and collapsed sideways off the bench. “DAMN IT! My hands do not work!” he wailed. “I can not push myself up! Why did I SIT on that…that…that… THING?!” Quaraun tried to rise, but only flailed helplessly in the snow. “Help me up! My legs are frozen!” BoomFuzzy casually pulled the Elf upright and dusted him off. “There. Better, my precious drama queen?” “No. I am going to kill you both and then myself, so I can haunt the fucking shit out of both of you!” “That’s the spirit.” GhoulSpawn looked down at the rusty chains, still twitching in his hands. “I think these are cursed.” “No shit,” BoomFuzzy muttered. “Can I keep them?” GhoulSpawn asked. -END OF SAMPLE 6 If your ass ain’t freezing or your brains ain’t scrambled, you’re ain’t really trying Sample scene that shows you his personality in story: 7 START OF SAMPLE 7- Quaraun scowled at the vendor’s careless arrangement — heaps of red perfection spoiled by bruised, lumpy rejects. Caked clumps of dried grey clay flaked off the basket. He leaned on his cane, muttering about the lack of elegance. A perfect apple could be polished, then dipped in wax of resin and made into a lustrous charm to hang on his loom or a pigment for his silks. Yet the thought of dirt on his hands made him shiver. “Love, just pick one!” BoomFuzzy called, laughing. “Not until they sort this mess!” “What mess?” Cried the vendor. “This filth!” Annoyed, Quaraun jabbed his cane at the display. “Do you not care about presentation? Where is you artistry?” “My what?” “There is dirt on these apples.” “It washes off.” “You expect me to wash apples? Why would I pay for apples that needed washing, when I could get dirty apples for free along any road side meadow?” “Pay the man!” BoomFuzzy yelled, as he left the stand. “Do you expect me to pay for filth?” “No! I expect ya to pay for a basket of apples, so I can make pies for your privileged pampered fat white ass!” “There is dirt on that basket!” ... “You gonna pay me?” The vendor asked Quaraun. “No!” “Pay him, ya eejit!” Quaraun was still bitching about the vendor’s lack of artistic skill. BoomFuzzy made his way through the market, still lugging the apple basket. “Come back here with my apples!” “Pay the man ya stupid JellyElf!” “NO! I refuse! My gold coins are perfectly polished. I will not exchange them for dirt and mud!” BoomFuzzy threw an apple at Quaraun, hitting him in the back of the head. ... BoomFuzzy shouted something about pies, while Quaraun threw a temper tantrum about gold coins and dirt. GhoulSpawn wasn’t paying attention. They were always bickering. It was what married couples did. GhoulSpawn watched the apples, his scientific mind at work. He calculated their density, hypothesizing how many Newtons of force their skins could withstand before rupturing. The vendor was yelling. “Humans are so loud and rude.” The apple BoomFuzzy threw at Quaraun, dropped to the ground and rolled to GhoulSpawn’s hooves, and he absently picked it up, turning it over. “Strange design,” he murmured. “Evolution favoured this? Low shelf life, minimal nutritional value.” A pair of police officers came jogging over in answer to the vendors yells, but GhoulSpawn barely registered it. Quaraun punched a cop in the face. Two more officers wrangled him to the ground. BoomFuzzy transformed into a Unicorn and came galloping back to jab a third officer with his horn. GhoulSpawn stepped around them, staring at the apple in his hand. He saw potential — a biological battery, its acidic juices conducting electricity in crude experiments. “Come back here with my apple!” The stars would wait. This apple had possibilities. GhoulSpawn stuffed the apple into his pocket, already considering modifications for future tests. “Stop stealing my apples, you filthy non-Humans!” GhoulSpawn picked up another apple and walked off munching it. “Stop! Thief! There goes another one!” ... The cell in the police station was as filthy as the apples. Straw scattered across the stone floor, rusty water was dripping down the wall, and the stench of mildew clung to the air. Quaraun perched delicately on the edge of the lone wooden bench, glaring at BoomFuzzy, who leaned casually against the bars, grinning as though nothing had gone wrong. GhoulSpawn sat cross-legged in the corner, tinkering with a loose nail he’d pried from the wall. “This,” Quaraun hissed, his hysterical voice sharp enough to cut through the gloom. “Is entirely your fault, Unicorn.” “Mine?” BoomFuzzy let out a hearty laugh. “Love, you’re the one who wouldn’t pay the man for his bloody apples!” “I will not pay for dirt!” Quaraun snapped. “They was apples, Love. Not dirt. A basket of apples. Not a jar of dirt.” “And you stole the basket!” “Aye, and I was gonna bake ya a pie!” BoomFuzzy countered, tossing his dreadlocks over his shoulder. “Ya ungrateful wee JellyElf. I thought ya was just gonna give the man his coins. I didn’t know ya was gonna throw a hissy fit. In case your pampered white ass forgot, I happen to be Black! Cops are always looking for a reason to arrest me on that basis alone!” Quaraun crossed his arms, lips pursed in indignation. “My gold coins are polished. I will not hand them over for such filth.” “Coins are for spending, not collecting. Besides, the Goat was the one stuffing apples in his pocket!” “I’m a Sheep.” GhoulSpawn didn’t even look up. “And technically, the fault lies with the gravitational pull that caused the apple to fall and roll toward me. I merely followed the trajectory.” “You pocketed it!” Quaraun shot back, pointing accusingly at the Sheep Demon. “After he threw it at me!” “I was conducting experiments,” GhoulSpawn replied, unbothered. “Did you know apples can conduct a small electrical charge?” BoomFuzzy barked out a laugh. “See? The Goat’s the real thief!” “I’m a Sheep.” “Goat. Sheep. Whatever. Ya still stole the apple!” Quaraun groaned, clutching his head. “Why do I travel with you two imbeciles?” “Because ya loves us and canna live without us.” An officer approached the cell, banging a nightstick against the bars. “Keep it down in there! You’re disturbing the other prisoners.” “FUCK YOU YA FUCKING WHITE PIG!” BoomFuzzy yelled at the officer. “You’re lucky we got laws here,” the officer said. “If it was up to me we’d string all you Gypsy scum up on sight.” “How dare ya talk to me like that! I am King Gwallmaiic!” “Gypsy kings don’t hold no rank in these parts.” Quaraun rose, leaning heavily on his cane as he glared at the guard. “Do you know who I am?” “Some stuck up prissy Elf who’s travelling with a gang of Black Gypsies and been arrested for assaulting an officer while resisting arrest for apple theft,” the officer replied, unimpressed. “I did not steal any apples!” “You assaulted an officer of the law.” “He assaulted me first!” BoomFuzzy doubled over, laughing. “Oh, Love, ya ain’t gettin’ out of this one with yar fancy words! I’m Black and ya was in my company, that’s enough to get ya a life sentence in these parts.” “Enough!” Quaraun snapped, turning back to BoomFuzzy. “You will fix this, or I’m never eating another one of your pies again.” BoomFuzzy wiped a tear from his eye, still chuckling. “Fine, Love. I’ll bake ya a pie in here. Goat, grab us some straw. I’ll make a crust.” “I’m a Sheep. And making pie crust out of straw, while probably possible, is not going to taste very good, plus it’ll be unsanitary given the conditions of this room.” Quaraun sank back onto the bench, burying his face in his hands. “I am surrounded by fools and idiots. Idiots and fools.” “I thought I told you to shut up!” Quaraun grabbed his cane and swiftly limped back to the barred door, narrowing his icy blue eyes at the guard. “You dare speak to me in such a tone?” The guard, a stout man with a scraggly beard, smirked. “And what are you gonna do about it, fancy Elf? Pout me to death?” Quaraun’s silver hair shimmered in the dim torchlight as he reached into his robes, withdrawing his Rainbow Wand. The gem-encrusted rod glinted ominously as he raised it. “I’ve incinerated fools for less. Do not test me.” BoomFuzzy snorted, crossing his arms as he leaned back against the wall. “Love, maybe don’t turn the whole place into ashes? I don’t fancy spending the next century undead and buried under rubble.” The guard stepped closer, tapping his baton against the bars. “That’s a pretty stick you’ve got there, Elf. Why don’t you hand it over before you hurt yourself?” Quaraun’s grip tightened. His knuckles would have whitened if not for the gold sheen of his prosthetic hands. “Hand it over? Do you even know what this is? This wand has ended kings. It has — ” “Made a lot of noise,” GhoulSpawn interrupted from the corner. Quaraun turned, scowling. “What are you doing?” GhoulSpawn held up the nail he’d been fiddling with. “Picking the lock.” The guard laughed. “With that? You’ve got better odds of waiting for the next ice age to melt.” Click. The cell door swung open with a groan. BoomFuzzy burst out laughing, slapping his thigh. “Goat, yar a bloody genius!” “I’m a Sheep,” GhoulSpawn muttered, stepping into the corridor. The guard fumbled for his keys, but Quaraun moved faster, aiming his Rainbow Wand. A crackling bolt of multicolored light shot forth, exploding the baton into a shower of splinters. The guard yelped, diving for cover. “That’s what happens when you insult an Elf,” Quaraun declared, striding out of the cell with his cane clicking sharply against the stone floor. BoomFuzzy followed, still chuckling. “Love, yar dramatics are as shiny as yar wand. Let’s get outta here before the whole bloody city shows up.” GhoulSpawn led the way, his cloven hooves clacking softly as he navigated the dimly lit corridors. “We need an exit. Preferably one not swarming with guards.” Quaraun sniffed disdainfully. “I shall blast through any guards who dare approach.” “Or,” GhoulSpawn countered. “We could be smart and not announce our presence with fireworks.” BoomFuzzy slapped Quaraun on the back, nearly toppling him. “He’s got a point, Love. Subtlety’s not yar strong suit.” “I am subtle!” Quaraun protested, straightening his rhinestone encrusted neon pink silk robes. -END OF SAMPLE 7 3 Perspectives on an Apple And while we are here... let's answer the question of why is it so many prudes are convinced my series is Erotica and why so many virgins come away from my books 100% convinced they read a sex scene, even though the series is not Erotica and contains ZERO sex scene... it does however contain scenes like this: Sample scene that shows you his personality in story: 8 START OF SAMPLE 8- Quaraun ignored him. Too focused. This was delicate work. This was art. This was necromancy. Not your Sunday School bullshit. This was soul theft. This was communion with what should stay buried. This was why people feared him. BoomFuzzy laid the last crystal. Black tourmaline. Blood-soaked. Humming. “There.” He grinned, silver eyes glowing in the candlelight. “That ghost’s gonna pop out this ring like a titty swinging stripper out a cake.” Quaraun rolled his eyes. “Why are you like this?” “Because yer married me, JellyBean.” Quaraun did not smile. Just adjusted his wand. Polished glass shaft. Glowing dial. Turned it gold. BoomFuzzy whistled. “We goin’ Midas Touch tonight? Hell yeah, gimme that shiny ass hauntin’, baby.” Quaraun’s pupils shrank to slits. “Not gold for wealth. Gold for binding.” “Oh.” BoomFuzzy’s grin widened. “Kinky. Does it come in handcuffs with matching nipple clamps?” “You are impossible.” “I’m hard.” “I know. I can feel it. Back up and sit down.” BoomFuzzy flopped beside him. Cross-legged. Ready. Hungry. Horny. GhoulSpawn paced. “Something’s moving. I can see the air vibrating. That’s not normal. Nothing should vibrate like that. Something’s pushing back. It doesn’t wanna come.” Quaraun smiled. “Good. I want to break it.” -END OF SAMPLE 8 Haunting Rituals of the Night Sample scene that shows you his personality in story: 9 START OF SAMPLE 9- “GhoulSpawn,” Quaraun said coldly. “Did you steal this silver dildo?” “Uhm... yes?” “Do you not know?” “Uhm...” “Why?” “It... looked expensive.” “Where was it?” “In the mayor’s bedroom.” “WHY WERE YOU IN THE MAYOR’S BEDROOM?” BoomFuzzy howled with laughter. “Ya fuckin’ goat! Knows what ya like!” “I’m a sheep,” GhoulSpawn corrected. “I’m an Ursurig, not a Satyr or a Faun or a Glavstig. We have the legs of sheep not the legs of goats.” “How can ya tell, ya all look alike?” “Can you focus?” Quaraun interrupted. “I did not ask for him to steal sex toys! I asked him to steal useful items.” “What? Ya saying sex toys ain’t useful?” BoomFuzzy asked while pointing an accusing finger to a box full of sex toys near Quaraun’s bed. GhoulSpawn adjusted his glasses. “I thought you might... appreciate it.” Quaraun blinked. Looked at the object. Looked at GhoulSpawn. Blushed. BoomFuzzy cackled. “Don’t act like ya ain’t keepin’ it!” “I am not keeping—!” “It’s pink,” GhoulSpawn said quietly. “And shinny.” “And used!” “Aye,” BoomFuzzy agreed. “And about to be used again.” Quaraun scowled. “Fine. But sterilize it first.” “Come, Ghouly, help me sterilize this. We got us an Elf to triple stuff.” -END OF SAMPLE 9 Quick Quips With Three Wizards

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The Pink Necromancer Index
- An Alphabetical list of everything:
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A

• Aardvarkrash School Of Necromancy, No Hogs or Warts Allowed

• Abducted

• Abducted By The Frost Giant

• Abominable Snowbeast, The

• An Abridged Comparative Evaulation Of Tridents And Daggers

• Absinthe Offering

• Absinthe Slushies: An Ode to Frozen Green Fairy Wine

• Absinthe Toast at Midnight

• Absinthe-Stained Lace

• Abyss Of The Dragon

• Abyssal

• Abyssimal Divination Of Flame

• Abyssimal Incantation Of Air

• Accept, Decline, Refuse

• Accidentally Falling For The Gnome

• Accordion Shaman, The

• An Account Of The Dutchy's Present Disasters

• Accountantinator, The

• Accursed Demigod's Enchantment Of Bones

• Ace Of Books

• Ace Impossible And The Spacemutts

• Ace Of Spades

• Acid Slugs

• Acid Spitting Sea Cucumbers and Lava Slugs

• The Accidental Love Potion, a short fiction story (Part 6 of Space Dock 13's First Leap Through Space) A Pink Necromancer Fiction Short featuring Space Dock 13

• Achluophobia

• Acolyte Orb One Hundred

• Adamantine Door, The

• Addicted To Him

• Addlepated: Stupid and Confused

• Admiral Cometa: Tales of The Black Tower ~oO0~

• Adoration

• Advice For The Evil Overlord

• The Affair

• Affections

• After Dark

• After The End

• The Age Of Celestial Sorcery

• The Albino

• The Albino Alchemist's Archmage

• The Alchemical Zealot

• Alchemist's Codex Of Immortality, The

• Alchemist And the Curse of The Muldjewangk, The

• Alchemist And The Devil, The

• Alchemist Secrets You Never Knew

• Alcove Of The Coffin

• Alien Sorcerer Of The Glass Battlement

• The Aligator Shoes

• All Creatures Great And Quaraun

• All Devouring Bunny Of The Afterlife: Tales of the Black Tower

• All Dressed In Black

• All Dressed In White

• All Hallows' Eve

• All I Ever Needed

• All My Sins Remembered

• All the roads are gone

• All That Glitters

• All That Glitters Isn't Quaraun

• All This Little Things (goes to Amazon - there is no free edition of this one)

• All's Elfy That Ends Elfy

• Almost A Princess

• Alone

• Alone And Afraid

• Alone In The Dark

• An Alpine Forest

• The Altar At Midnight

• Always And Forever

• The Amazing Diontite Scientists

• Amidst the Dread and Drear and Death

• The Amphibian Alien

• The Amulet

• Amusement Park Of Blood and Fear

• The Ancestral Cave Of Eternal Death

• Ancestral Omen Breaker Of The Elf Eater Clan

• The Ancestral Rite Of The Oubliette Of Disruption

• Ancient Abjuration Of the Five Dreaming Demigods

• The Ancient Asylum Of The Mad Souls

• The Ancient Cemetary Of The Ghouls

• Ancient Chronomancy

• Ancient Coin Hoard Unearthed

• Ancient Pleasant Brew

• Ancient Tower Of The Monstrous Gods

• Ancient Tunnels Of The Monstrous Gods

• Ancient Witchery

• And The Frigid North Wind Howled

• Angels' Spell Of Platinum And Serenity

• The Anger Of The Captain Goldeneagle

• The Anger Of The Pink Necromancer

• Angry Bishop Of Forgotten Lusts, The

• Angry Ocean Waves at Sunset

• The Angry Pigeon

• Angry Vampire and The Moon Elf, The

• Animated Door Of Sapphire

• Anise and Clove Scent

• The Anklet Of The Golden Dragon Claws

• Anklet Of Sadistic Victors

• The Anniversary Issue

• The Annoying Pink Necromancer

• Another Lurking Fog

• The Antechamber Of Chaos

• The Antimatter Laboratory

• Anyone Desiring To Express Thanksgiving To Nature Must Slay A Being Of Evil At A Personal Shrine In The Dead Of Winter

• Apple, The

• Apple Glitters and Frostbite Kisses

• The Apple Picking Brain Sucking Squid Mn Who Probed Me

• The Apple Picking Gnome

• The Apple Picking Unicorn

• Apple Pies & Apologies

• The Apple Stall in 3 Perspectives

• Apple Tart and Stargazing

• Applewood and Ashes

• Apricots For The Pink Necromancer

• Apricot Trap

• Aquatic Earrings

• Aquatic Island of Flame

• Aquatic Labyrinth Of The Conqueror, The

• Arachnospider

• Arcane

• The Arch-druid Of Flowers

• Are You Out Of The Loop About The Pink Necromancer?

• The Arm And The Scripture

• Armed And Fabulous

• Arriviste: An Ambitious, Ruthlessly Self-Seeking Person

• The Arrival

• The Art of Destroying a Human Village for Fun and Profit

• Artificially-Created Jewel Thief, The

• Artistic Sewer-Dwelling Wizard, The

• As Pitiless As The Sun

• The Ash in the Cream Pot

• Ash and Silver Dust

• Aspergillum Of Fine Honor

• The Assasin's Dining Room

• Asteroid Of The Insect Creatures

• Astonishing House of Cabbage

• The Astral Souffle

• Astral Wall Of Impoliteness

• Astrofun Raisins

• Astrological Eruption of Pudding

• Asylum Of Doors

• The Asylum Of The Psychotic Healer

• At the High Priest's Altar

• The Attack Of The Brain Eaters

• Attack Of The Silver Salamander, The

• Attraction And Alchemists

• Audiopunk Slasher Story

• Autumn Crisp

• The Autumn Enchantress

• Autumn Tea

• Autumn Walk

• Autumn Walk in the Shadows of Maine

• The Autumn Web of Misfortune

• The Avalanche

• Avalancheshriek

• Avocado On Pasta

• Avoiding Puddles

• Avoidance

• The Awkward Wizard

• Axe Murderers Under The Pink Necromancer's Bed

• Axes And Slings: A Concise History

• Azazel

B

• Baby Elf, The

• Baby's First Christmas

• Baby For The Necromancer, A

• Back At The Godforsaken City

• Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp

• Back on the Road

• Baked Peppered Marshmallow Cashew And Cheese Spinach With Dill Sauce

• The Bakery Heist of Awkward Horrors

• The Bakery of Bewitched Baguettes

• Balance Of Terror

• Balmy Late Autumn Heat, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf

• Bamboozled

• The Bandits and the Pink Necromancer

• Bannana Ice Cream With Gumdrops, Chocolate Cake, Toffee Chips, Walnuts, And Blueberries

• The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death

• The Bantam Uprising of Deck Three

• Barefoot in the Garden

• Barefoot Summer

• Barricaded Door

• Basement Ghost

• Bat-men, The

• Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler

• Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler Strike Three

• Bathwater That Smelled Like Peonies

• Battle of Ongadada , The ~oO0~

• Battlefield Of The Lich Queen

• Battlefield Of The Witch Queen

• BatWing: Tales of the Black Tower ~oO0~

• Beach at Low Tide

• Beach Beauty

• Beach Phantom

• Beacon of Solitude, a Poem by Quaraun, The Last Moon Elf

• The Beacon Room at the Top of the Black Tower Lighthouse

• Bear's Ceremony of Water and Charisma

• Beast From The Deep Beyond

• Beautiful Daydream of The Mind Controlling Viking

• Beautiful Life. Beautiful Death.

• The Beautiful Necromancer

• Beautiful Shimmering Glow In The Dark Wraith, The

• Beauty Is Only Quaraun Deep

• The Beauty of a Silk Moth Hatching

• Bedbugs

• Bedtime Stories By The Boogie Man

• Begging For The Wizard's Touch

• The Beginning of the End

• Behind Closed Doors ~oO0~

• Beings From Yih-uathogoth, The Chaotic Plane

• The Bejewelled Lich

• Belfry Of The Courageous Cursed Crystal Spider Shamans

• Bellicose: Warlike! Aggressive! Hostile!

• Bells in the Orchard

• Belly Rubs Before Bed

• Beneath a crimson sky, the silk weaver wove pink silk.

• Beneath Malevolent Stars

• Beneath The Pink Necromancer

• Beneath the Shadow of Fire Mountain

• Beneath the Silk

• Beneath The Wizard's Tower

• Berries in Cream

• Berry Nectarine Squirt

• Best Halloween ever!

• Best Macaroni

• Best Necromancer

• The Best Night Ever

• Best Of Enemies

• The Bewildering Bakery of Brambles

• Bewitched, Bothered And Be-quarauned

• Bewitched By The Witch Doctor

• Beyond The Wall

• Big Face Off, The

• The Binding Stitch

• BioDome Issues, a Drabble Not

• The Bio-Dome's Loss Of Gravity's Grip

• Biscuits and Gravy

• Bitter Cold Winds

• Bizarre Bazaar

• Black Apron with Silver Thread

• Black Butterfly Soldiers, The

• Black Hammer Of Illusions

• The Black Market Leprechaun and the Pendant of The Vampire

• The Black Sea

• The Black Sock, Again

• The Black Tower ~oO0~

• The Black Tower's Frozen Rose Garden

• Black Tower of Hellebore, The

• Blackbird's History: The Ruby Throated Humming Bird ~oO0~

• Blasphemous Sacrament of the Golden Decree

• The Bleeding Catacombs of The Dragon Monkey

• The Blessed Catacomb Of The Bloodstained Ghosts

• Blizzard

• Blood Honey

• Blood on Silk

• The Blood Stained Poison Of The Pink Frog ~oO0~

• The Blood Star Ruby ~oO0~

• Bloodstained Asylum Of Terror

• Bloodstained Crypt Of Mysteries

• Bloodstained Pit Of Souls

• The Bloodstained Scythe The Of The Wraith

• The Bloody Embrace Of The Thullid

• The Blue Box of Flesh Eating Snails

• The Blue Eyed Demon Of The Enchanted Racetrack (a rewrite of 'Ice Storm 98 aka Wvoodell's Tragedy') ~oO0~

• Blue Plague, The

• Blueberries and Bravado

• Blueberry Parfait & Deadly Sweetness

• Bluejay

• Bluejay Calls at Low Tide

• The Boat Fiasco

• Body-snatching Lord Of Magic, The

• Boiling Lobster Rolls

• A Bond Unseen (OnlyFans)

• Bone Beads

• Bone Dice

• Bone Dice - Again

• The Bone Of The Wicked Ghost

• Bone Diggers

• The Bone Ring

• The Bone Shuttle

• Bone Spoon Stirring Blooded Cream

• Bones crack in the frost

• The Book Burning Maggots, a You Can't Spell Hatred Without Red Hats

• The Book in the Brook and the Minnows Who Found It There

• Book of Moths

• The Book of Tortured Souls

• BoomFuzzy

• BoomFuzzy’s Apron

• BoomFuzzy’s Beard Ring

• BoomFuzzy’s Bedside Cup

• BoomFuzzy’s Boomfudgy Banana Ultra Crème Chocolates

• BoomFuzzy’s Bubbly Bracelet

• BoomFuzzy the Candy Corn Unicorn

• BoomFuzzy's Candy Shop Of Doom

• BoomFuzzy’s Chocolate Coated Demons

• BoomFuzzy’s Chocolate Covered Apricots

• BoomFuzzy's Chowder Dilemma

• BoomFuzzy’s Clam Chowder, His Love for Seafood, and The Joy of a Shared Meal

• BoomFuzzy’s Demon Trees

• BoomFuzzy's Dreamworld

• Boomfuzzy And The Drywall Of Transformation

• Boomfuzzy And The Enchanted Shepherd

• Boomfuzzy And The Flame Of Pineapple

• BoomFuzzy’s Footprints in the Snow

• Boomfuzzy And The Gauntlet Of Disco

• Boomfuzzy And The Ghost's Pencil

• BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House from Hell

• BoomFuzzy’s Handwritten Recipe

• BoomFuzzy’s Hearth

• BoomFuzzy Made A Cake That Screamed

• Boomfuzzy And The Porridge Pot

• BoomFuzzy’s teasing love

• BoomFuzzy's Trickster Chaos

• BoomFuzzy's Unicorn

• BoomFuzzy’s Unrelenting Lust and Sarcasm

• BoomFuzzy’s World

• Boortsog and the Molcajete

• Boots Of The Cursed Ones

• Boreal

• The Bottle of Dreams

• The Bound Moth

• Box Of Dirty Tricks, The

• Braving the Icy Winds

• Breakfast At Boomfuzzy's

• Breakfast in the Lighthouse

• Breakfast Nook in the Ruins

• Breeze

• Breezy Afternoon

• A Brief Respite

• The Bridge of Doom

• The Broken Axle Dilemma

• The Broken Charm

• The Broken Hoop

• The Broken Hourglass

• Brook

• The Brownies & The Witch, or Why Faeries Don’t Wear Socks

• Bubble, Bubble, Quaraun's In Trouble

• The Bumbling Pursuit of The Pink Necromancer

• Burning Cloister Of Ice

• Burnt Mac & Cheese Cauldron

• The Burnt Offering

• Burnt Orange

• Butter & Honey

• Butterfly That Never Emerged

• Buttermilk & Rose

C

• Cakes for a Kingdom

• A Calm Coastal Cove of Aquamarine on A Sunny Afternoon

• Candied Nightmares

• Candied Violets

• Candle, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf

• The Candle Con in Ember Hollow

• The Candle Snuffed

• The Candle-Lit Shore

• Candles for the Night

• Candelabra in the Blizzard

• Candy Canes

• The Candy Corn Cult

• The Candy Corn Unicorn

• Cane and Gold

• Canoodle

• Captain Quirk And The Pirate Ship Rent-A-Prize

• Captivated By The Shape Shifting Elf Eating Mega Rats

• Captive Queen, The

• Captured By The Cultist

• Captured By The Glittering Elf King

• Captured By The Mournful Snow Elf

• Captured By Quaraun The Insane

• Captured By The Spring Cleaning Wild King

• The Carding Brush

• Captured By The Lich Lord

• Captured by the Lich King

• Caramel Thread Opera Cake

• The Caravan’s Passage

• Care. It clung to every stitch.

• Caring For Spring

• Carnival of Frost and Fury

• Cascade

• The Cast Iron Frying Pan

• Castle Of Forbidden Sorcery

• Castle Of The Ghouls

• Catacomb Of Flame

• The Catacomb Of The Shipwrecks

• Catacomb Of The Arch-Mage

• The Catastrophonic Chrono-Churner Incident

• The Cathedral Of Guummaell

• The Cats of Space Dock 13 ~oO0~

• Cattail Pollen Spaghetti with Wild "Oregano"

• Caught in the Blizzard's Wake

• Cave Of Nightmares

• Cave Of The Cannibal King

• The Cave Of Leu'tege

• Cedar Stalls of the Market

• Celestial Marsh Of Illusions

• The Cellar's Forgotten Treasure

• The Cemetery

• The Cemetery of Dread

• Cerulean Breeze and Stolen Pockets

• Chain Reaction

• The Chalice Of Love

• Chamber Of Shadows

• Chaos and Crusts

• Chaos at the Stalls

• Chaos in The Lighthouse - Shattered Panes, Shattered Minds, a Kishōtenketsu

• Chaos in the Tavern & GhoulSpawn’s Attempt at Order aka BoomFuzzy Discovers Table Top RPGs

• The Charming Marquessa

• The Charming Prince of The Flying Castle

• Charred Ginger Snap

• Charred Pan of Forgotten Stew

• Chasing Shadows Across the Planet Diona’s Desert Wasteland

• Cheese Taster and other tales, a collection of very short micro-fiction stories

• Cheese Taster

• A Cheesy Obsession

• Cherish on The Blue Monkey

• Cherry Pie and Blood

• The Chihuahua Of The Sacred Mountain

• A Chilly Light Drizzle Becomes Snowfall on the Shore

• Chipped Teacup Set

• Chocolate Apocalypse Averted

• Chocolate Bliss

• Chocolate-Dipped Strawberries

• Chocolate in the Neon Shadows

• Chocolate Kelpie, The

• Chocolate Pudding and Pink Penguins ~oO0~

• Chocolate Silk Ribbons

• Chopping Vegetables

• Christmas in 40th Century Dystopia

• Christmas Is Where The Pink Necromancer Is

• Christmas With The Krampus Family

• Chrysalis

• Chrysalis of the Enchanted Knotweed Grove

• Cinnamon Bun of The Unicorn

• Cinnamon Steam

• Citrus-Baked Salmon and Spring Potatoes

• City Beneath The Sea

• The City of Death

• City Of The Screaming Statues, The

• Clam Chowder and Oat Bread Rolls

• Clam Chowder Spellpot

• Clam Digging in the Rain

• Clam Flat Mud Bath

• Clams, Chaos, and Pink Tentacles

• Clarity

• Claw and Feather

• Claws Of Dutusu, The

• Cleansing Flames

• Cleansing the Swamp

• The Clearing

• Cliff

• The Cliff That Hungered for the Moon Elf

• The Cliff That Tried to Eat GhoulSpawn

• The Cliffs of Agony

• The Cliffside Ambush

• Cliffside Chowder

• Cliffside Morning Tide Breakfast

• A Cliffside Overlook

• The Cliff-Side Temple

• Climb, The

• Clingy Elf

• A Cloaked Figure

• The Cloaked Figure Across the Room

• The Clock Ticks Away

• Clockwork Quaraun, The

• The Closed Door

• The Closed Moth Wing

• Clotheslines, Games, and the Village

• Clothing The World (OnlyFans)

• Clowns

• Clumsy Goats of The Future

• Code Ghosts

• Codswallop

• Cold Beach, Warm Hearts

• Cold EggNog and Warm Sugar Cookies

• The Cold Embrace 

• Cold Grips Orchard Row

• The Cold Night's Warmth

• The coldest region

• Coleslaw To Go With the Lobster Rolls, of Course!

• Collecting Sea Salt (aka Thingamajig Version 1)

• The Colour White in Winter

• Comet Fall Snow Day Blitz

• The Comfort Found in a Hearty Winter Tomato Stew

• Comforting Whispers by the Firelight

• Common Courtesy is Disappearing

• Compassionate Snake's Conjuration of Power

• Confronting the Necromancer's Curse

• Conjurer’s Room, The

• Conquered By The Faerie Cat

• Contentment

• Control or Protection?

• Conundrum in the Bazaar

• The Coral Gate

• The Coral Mirror

• A Corroded Bridge

• Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries

• Cosmic Comet, The

• Cotton Candy Alchemist, The

• Cotton Candy Clouds

• Cove

• Crabapples in the Rain

• Crabs and Clumsiness

• The Crabs Who Knew BoomFuzzy by Name

• Cracked Carnival

• Cracked Mirror

• Cracked Teacup

• Crafting Macaroni and Cheese

• Crafting Rose Soap

• Crag Of The Drowned

• Cranberry

• Cranberry Muffins

• Crazy Days At Turtle Island

• Crazy Dog's Captive

• Cream of Silent Moor

• Creamy Garlic Pasta For The Elf Eating Destruction

• Creativity

• Creepy Cookies

• Crime Within The Walls, A

• The Crimson Key

• Crimson Silk (OnlyFans)

• Critical Fail = Critical Penetration

• The Crooked Dice

• Crooked Knives, The

• The Crows Are Restless

• Crowns Of Xyiustr, The

• Crullers and Curses at Midnight

• The Cry of the Banshee

• Cryptic

• Crystal Castle, The

• Crystal Cave of Time and Necromancy ~oO0~

• Crystal Colosseum of the Deceiver

• Crystal Empire, The

• Crystal Palace Of Mount Demontooth, The

• The Crystal Plague ~oO0~

• Crystal Skull of Gwallmaiic

• Crystal Sugar Cage

• Crystals in Snow

• Cuddles on the Frozen Dock

• A Culinary Catastrophe: The Cursed Tomato Soup

• The Cult's Watchful Eyes

• Cult of the White Queen, The ~oO0~

• The Curious Case of the Whispering Ink

• Curious Chaos in the Fractured Moon

• The Curious Flicker

• Curse of The Blood Star Ruby, The ~oO0~

• The Curse of the Cloaked Crustacean

• Curse of the Di'Jin, The

• The Curse of the Liquid Gold

• The Curse Of The Muldjewangk

• Curse of the Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch, The

• The Curse of The Salsa Dancing Inner Goddess - An Eldritch Ode To 50 Shades of Grey

• Curse of Suicide Island, The ~oO0~

• The Cursed Grimoire

• Cursed Marsh Of the Ancestor Demon

• The Cursed Mirror

• The Cursed Ship Of Ghouls

• Cursed Zone

D

• Damned Ceremony of the Milk Entity

• The Damp Grass Beneath His Feet

• The Dance of Life and Death

• Dance in the Rain

• Dancing With The Church Grim

• The Dancing Teapot

• Dandelion Fluff

• Dangerous Tides, featuring Etiole

• The Dark Alley

• The Dark Crystal Cave

• Dark Damp Basement

• Dark Desire of The Crazed Fluffy, The

• Dark Desire of The Nefarious Forest, The

• Dark Monstrosities of The Ghostly Leprechaun, The

• A Dark and Stormy Night

• The Darkness of Quaraun's Soul

• Dathirar The Oni

• Daughter Of Vengeance

• A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest

• A Day At Witch Pond (Part 2)

• A Day of Delights in Pink

• Day Of Judgement

• Day Of Wrath

• The Day the Lighthouse Glowed a Little Too Brightly

• The Day the Rocks Tried to Think

• The Day the Shadow Pumpkin Stole BoomFuzzy’s Pie

• A Day Spent In the Sand, Collecting Memories as We Collect Seashells

• The Day the Tidepools Spoke Back

• Day Without Hugs, A

• Days Spent Sharing Meals

• Dazzling Cape of The Magnificent Fuzzy-Wuzzy, The

• Dazzling Gnome of the Royal Creame Frosting of Gold, The

• Dazzling Razzbury, The ~oO0~

• Dead Man’s Compass

• The Dead Rose

• Deadly Shores of Noodle Beach

• The Deadly Summoning of Eldritch Flame

• Death Dell Farm

• Death Of A Thousand Hungers, The

• Death’s Embrace Wrapped in Silk’s Cold Promise

• Decorated Toes and Giggles

• Deep Red Flows

• Demon Chest Of Gibedon The Great, The

• The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness

• Demon Tree Of The Aquatic Garden, The

• Demonic Divination of the Blasphemous Nomads, The

• The Demonic Music Box

• Demonic Pigeons From Hell

• Demonic Ritual of the Heavenly Undertaker, The

• Depraved Curse, The

• Desecrated Grotto Of The Wraiths, The

• The Deserted Winter Market

• Desolate Nostalgia on a Frozen Shoreline

• The Devil’s Chowder Parade

• A Diamond

• The Diamond Forest in the Bio Dome

• Dingleberry

• The Diontite Cats of Planet Ptarmagin ~oO0~

• Dirty Laundry

• The Disbelief of Humans

• Discombobulated

• Discover The Amazing Power of Macaroni And Cheese!

• Discovering A Floating Castle

• A Dishy Vicar in the Deadwood Glade

• Dishy Vicar & Pink Jelly Chaos

• Dishy Vicar & The Pink Caravan

• Dismal Day at the Street Market

• Don't open mysterious ancient spell books washed up from the sea (GumRoad - not free)

• Doe'Uan and The Lonely Elf

• Dog Demon Sugar Daddy, The

• Dome of Wings

• Door Of Unarilur, The

• The Door That Should Not Exist

• The Doors' Dark Secret - A Wedding In A Zombie Apocalypse

• Down the Cliff of Doom, Gloom, and Frostbite

• Downpour

• Dr. Dameon ~oO0~

• Dragon And Her Evil Master, The

• Drawing In the Sand (OnlyFans - not free)

• Dread Chant of the Fanboys

• The Dread Curse Of The Dancing Dodos

• Dreams Of Lichdom

• Dreams of Purple Pearls

• The Drip

• Drizzling Showers

• Drowned Dead Beneath The Ice

• Drowned Lich, The

• Drowned Maze Of Frozen Terror

• The Drunk Moon Elf

• Drying Herbs

• Dungeon of Accidental Evil

• Dungeon of Bloodstained Screams, The

• Dusting the Furniture

• Dust plotting murder

• Dwarf's Apocalypse, The

• Dystopia, Doom, and Dark Romance with Custard

E

• Early Morning Spell Preparation

• The Eaten Moon

• Eating Butterflies And Pooping Rainbows

• Eating the Elephant

• Eating Peppermint Bark

• Echo

• Echoes In The Attic

• Echoes of the Glass Forest

• Echoes of the Unseen

• Eclipse

• An Eclipse in the Faerie Glen

• An Eclipse Looms Tonight

• Eclipsed

• Ecrodon King of Planet Flame, The

• Eels Beneath the Ice

• Eerie

• An Eerie Discovery

• Eerie Symbols in the Snow

• The Egg Carton of Worms

• The Egg That Was Not an Egg

• Eggnog & Clove

• Elastic Darkness in the Lighthouse

• Eldritch

• Eldritch Mist, The

• Eldritch Roses & The Monster Factory

• Electric Goats on the Frozen Plateau

• An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit

• The Elf Eater’s Defiance

• Elf Eating Candy Maker, The

• An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer

• Elf Killer and His Fabulous Song Writing Blue Box, The

• Elf Village, The

• Elf Who Couldn't Say No, The

• Elf Who Walked Through Time, The

• The Elf With Crippled Hands

• Elf's

• Ember

• The Embroidered Rose

• Embroidery Hoop

• Emerald Reflections Under The Lighthouse Light

• Empty Crab Shells

• The Empty Loom

• The Empty Teacup

• Enable

• Enchanted Baby, The

• Enchanted Castle

• Enchanted Halloween Candy

• The Enchanted Map

• Enchanted Moon King, The

• Enchanted Slave Master of The Crazed Big Bad Boogie Monster, The

• Enchantment

• Encountering ghostly apparitions in the swamp

• End Of The World, The

• Endless Guilt

• The Endless Horde

• Enigma

• Enigmatic

• Enlightenment

• Ensnared Souls

• Enslaved By The Blood Thirsty Sequined Ice Wizard

• Enslaved By The Opal Astronomer

• Enslaved By The Yodeling Cannibal

• Entwined in Chaos

• Enveloped by Fog

• Ephemeral

• Errand Of Mercy

• Escape ~oO0~

• Escape from the Temple

• Esoteric

• Eternal Darkness

• Eternal Ghost's Evocation Of Death, The

• The Eternal Lich

• Ethereal Sphere of Cotton Candy

• Etiole (Stories & Poems - Fiction) (Medium - not free)

• Even the Coldest Night Can Hold Warmth (GumRoad - not free)

• Evening of The Aquatic Elder

• Evening Tide Kisses

• Evening With The Orange Wizard

• Evening of The Wonderful Cheddar and Broccoli Rice Casserole

• The Evening’s End: Quiet Conversations and Comfort in the Home They Built Together

• Ever-changing Pits of Insanity

• Every Lighthouse Keeper Dies

• Everyday Use of Advanced Necromancies

• Everything Always Watches

• Evil Creeps Closer

• Evil Eggplants Stalking Outside

• Evil Eye Silk Weaving

• Evil McEvil of The Twirly Moustache

• Evil, Thy Name is Quaraun

• Evocation Of The Thirteen Wraiths Of Torture

• Evocation Of The Unholy King

• Excited For The New Baby

• Existential Crisis Perspectives - 3 Perspectives on an Existential Crisis

• Exploring the Swamp's Forgotten River

• Extra-Dimensional Crystal of The Frost Merfolk, The

• Eye Of The Beholder

• Eye Of The Controller, The

• Eyes Of Iunteptu, The

F

• The Fabled Goat of Silent Moor

• The Fabric Drawer

• The Failed Lantern Lighting Ceremony

• Fake Quaraun, The

• A Fall in the River

• Fallen Fortress Of The Wraiths

• Far Island of the Demons

• FarDarrig's Arrival

• FarDarrig Of Secrets, The

• Fascination And Terror

• Fate Of The Psychedelic Invisible Gnome

• Fear in the Fog

• Feared School Of The Lake People, The

• A Fearless Climber

• Feast of Frustrations

• Feast by the Miasma River

• A Feast for the Soul aka The Mac&Cheese and Cheesecake Cure

• A Feast in the Wasteland

• Feast of the Undying

• A Feast With the Faerie King

• Feather in Wax

• Feathers on Ice

• Feed the Pigeons (Amazon - not free)

• Feeling: Soft Velvet

• Fern

• A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond

• Fiendish King's Ritual Of Misery

• Fiery Grimoire Of The Wraith

• Fiery Halls of the Arch-Mage

• 15 Drabbles About Being Transgender

• The Final Knot

• Findaru & his Guild of Wizardry aka The Guild aka The Justice Mages (Medium - not free - lore post)

• Fir

• Fire Mites, Fumes, and Fuming Wizards

• Fire in the Swamp

• The First Attack

• The First Flicker of Dawn

• Fishing in the Rain

• Fishmonger Of Death

• Five Bones Of Biusoictii, the

• Five Faces of Trouble & One Pink Necromancer

• Five Hexes of Flesh Absorption

• Five Pillars Of Xel'lidutul, The

• Five Ways To Save Money in Las Vegas

• Fizzy Firecracker Fruit Punch (Patreon - NaNoWriMo 2025 & NovNov 2025, Day 27, November 27, 2025 - Happy Thanksgiving Day!)

• Fizzy Firecracker Fruit Punch

• Fizzy and Frigid

• Flabbergasted

• Flames and Regret

• Flaming Footprints of The Hallucinating Lich

• The Flaming Footprints of The Eye Catching Dog Demon

• Flaming Pizzas of the Pink Apocalypse

• The Flaming Planet ~oO0~

• Flaming Ritual Of The Hummus Devil

• A Flapdoodle Wizard’s Duel

• A Flapdoodle Wackadoodle Noodle Wizard’s Duel
• (was originally: A Flapdoodle Wizard’s Duel -Medium - not free - slightly different version)

• Flat and Foul, a Swamp Fizz Disaster

• The Flax-Wrapped Wand

• Fleeced for Fizz

• Fleeing the Beast

• Fleeing the City

• The Flesh-Eating Castle Of The Crazed Murderers

• Flibbertigibbet

• The Flicker of Hope (OnlyFans)

• Flickering Wonders

• The Floating Paper Lanterns Beneath the Black Tower

• Flesh Eating Mansion Of Wickedness (The Twighlight Manor – Quaraun Father Of King Vielder) ~oO0~

• The Fluffernutter Fudge King of Wonderful Things

• The Fluffy Pink Disaster

• Flying Carpets

• Fog

• The Fog at MoonSnail Cove

• Fog & Peach Melba Toast After Last Night's Rain

• The Fog That Spoke BoomFuzzy’s Name

• The Foghorn's Song

• The Folded Letter

• The Food Truck's Warm Protective Embrace

• Foot Rub Under the Moon

• Footprints In The Sand

• Footsteps drown in snow, frosted echoes fill the night, winter devours all.

• For The Love Of Vampires

• For Want Of A Horse

• Forbidden Island Of The Lich Queen

• The Forbidden Prison of the Cursed Murderers

• The Forbidden Ritual in the Pink Silk Tent

• Forbidden Technology Echoing Through the Neon-Drenched Alleyways

• Forest Floor

• Forest Kings and Their Antler Crowns

• The Forest of Lost Souls

• The Forest of Macaroni and Cheese Trees

• The Forest of No Return

• Forest Of The Vampire Lord (Twighlight Forest) ~oO0~

• Forgotten

• The Forgotten Altar

• Forgotten Carnival Of The Cannibal Entities ~oO0~

• The Forgotten Graveyard

• The Forgotten Idol in the Mountain Cave

• The Forgotten Name

• The Forgotten Room

• Forgotten Tomb Of The Cannibals

• The Forgotten Village

• The Fork, GhoulSpawn’s treasure hoard now includes a very unusual silver fork

• Fortress Of The Undead

• Foul Weather Quaraun

• Fountain Of Quaraun, The

• Fountain Of Youth

• Fragile Beauty by the Lighthouse

• The Fragrant Smoke of Flavoured Herbs

• The Frayed Hem

• Freshly Baked Sugar Cookies

• Fried Dough and Mushy Peas

• Fried Spring Potatoes and Baked Salmon

• Friends Are Forever: Volume 1 of The Twighlight Manor Series ~oO0~

• Friendship, I often wonder what it would be like to have a friend

• The Frilly Nest of Panic

• Frost Covered Ravine

• Frost in the Cup

• Frost Flaked Lighthouse

• The Frost Lich’s Kiss

• Frost-Bitten Whispers Beneath the Ice

• Frostbite

• The Frostbitten Vale Where Darkness Devours

• Frostbloom & Clay Ghosts

• Frostbound Legends - Harvesting Apples in the Rain

• Frosted Morning in the Pink Silk Tent

• Frosted Ribbons and Gingerbread Chaos

• The Frosted Rose of MoonSnail Cove

• A Frosted Whisper on the Cliff

• Frosted Windows and Clam Cakes

• Frozen Forest, The

• Frosty Weather

• Frozen Dawn (Amazon - not free)

• Frozen Footprints

• Frozen Fruit

• The Frozen Horizon in 3 Perspectives

• The Frozen Kelpie and the Boots of The Demonic Ones

• The Frozen Pine Forest

• The Frozen River and the Phantom Bandits

• Frozen Tower, Burning Hearts (OnlyFans)

• Fudge Puppies and the Festival Goat

• Fudge Puppies, Frostbite, and the Fierce King of Chaos

• Fudge Puppy Offering

• Fuzzy-Wuzzy Wizard of the Selkie of Ebony

G

• Galloping Halloween Revelry

• A Garden of Pink Chrysanthemums

• The Garden of Roses

• Garden Visitor

• Gathering Pink Dye

• Gathering Seaweed at Low Tide

• The Gentle Touch of His Hand (OnlyFans)

• Get your hands off my dress!

• Ghastly

• Ghilie Dhu of The Moon

• The Ghilie Dhu of A Thousand Tortures

• Ghost Lantern Pine Grove

• A Ghost in The Meadow

• Ghost moths kiss the flame, one by one, they fade to ash, their wings lost to fire.

• Ghost-shaped Sugar Cookies

• Ghostly Calling of the Corrupt Wyrm

• A Ghostly Helping of Lich Surprise

• Ghostly Tower Of Spirits

• Ghosts Beneath the Pink Silk Tent

• The Ghosts of Forgotten Harvests

• The Ghosts of Gloom Are Gathering

• The Ghoulish Hoodoo Rootworker

• GhoulSpawn's Army of Flying Fish

• GhoulSpawn's Burden

• GhoulSpawn The Crazed And The Rose Garden Of The Pink Necromancer

• GhoulSpawn & The Cultists

• GhoulSpawn’s Last Fucking Game

• GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord’s Lover (Amazon - not free)

• GhoulSpawn's Lighthouse Physics

• GhoulSpawn's Memories of Moxie

• GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka

• GhoulSpawn Said The Moon Don’t Laugh

• GhoulSpawn and The Rainbow Wand

• GhoulSpawn's Sleight of Hand

• GhoulSpawn's Toasted Marshmallow Magic

• GhoulSpawn’s Trembling Obedience and Practical Fear

• GhoulSpawn Tries to Pet the Phooka

• GhoulSpawn in the Walls

• The Giant Caterpillars of Planet Ptarmagin’s Mushroom Forest (Medium - not free - lore post)

• The Giant Pink Jelly Siege

• The Gilded Snare of Stormlight

• Gilded Sugar Pearls

• Giilachala The Thullid

• Gingerbread Cake Shrine

• Gingerbread Twinkies 

• Gladsomeness

• A Glass of Fresh Milk

• Glass Garden

• The Gleaming Hot Pants of The Pirate Frog King

• Glimmer in the BioDome

• Glimmering in the Fog

• The Glimmering Swamp

• The Gloaming Paths of Wraith and Shadow

• Gloom Blob of Doom: The Dreadful Dripping of the Doom Blob of Gloom

• Glow in the Cove

• The Glowing Jelly Cube of The Bloody Phooka

• Glumpish, Grumpy, Sullen, Gloomy

• The Goat, The Plushie, And The JellyFrost Morning Raid

• The Goat That Should Not Exist

• Goat Theft at the Midway

• Gobbledygook

• The Goblin Market

• Goblin Sous Chef’s Towel

• The Golden Dragon Keys

• Golden Field, Pink Glories

• Golden Hands

• The Golden Mask

• The Golden Palace ~oO0~

• Good, The Bad And The Elfy, The

• Gourmet Wonders

• The Gossamer Stitch

• Grandma's Desserts

• Granite

• Grass At Dawn (OnlyFans - not free)

• The Grave of The Blood Sucking Gremlin

• Graveyard of Broken Fables

• The Graveyard's Cold Whisper

• Graveyard Loom

• The Graveyard That Ate the Living

• The Great Crystonite War ~oO0~

• The Great Escape

• The Great UnSeelie Court Swindlers

• The Great Yak Wool Spinning Disaster

• The Greedy Forest Dwelling Illusionist

• The Green-Eyed Cat, Again

• The Green Jelly Cube Of Death

• The Green Moth-Shadowed Horror (OnlyFans - not free)

• The Green Serpent and The Cult of the Lansquin ~oO0~

• The Greenhouse Glow

• The Grimoire Of Radiant Ditiui

• Grimoire Of The Benevolent Wizards

• Grumpy Gremlin, The

• Guilt in the Fog

• Gymnophobia

• Gypsy Main Characters (Stories & Poems - Fiction) (Medium - not free)

H

• Haikus & Historians

• Hair as Long as His Grief

• The Hall of Collapsed Statues

• Halloween Chaos with BoomFuzzy the Candy Corn Unicorn 

• Halloween's no fun without treats

• Hand Dipping Pink Rose Scented Beeswax Candles, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf

• The Hand That Reached

• The Hanged Man

• The Happy Dappy MerMan and The Big Bird of Love

• Harbour

• Harmony at the Teahouse

• The Harvest of Oddities

• Harvested Comfort: A Tale of Apples and Love

• Harvesting, Gathering, Scavenging (Stories & Poems - Fic) (Medium - not free)

• Harvest Moon

• Hate

• The Haunted Attic

• The Haunted Box Of BoomFuzzy's Chocolates

• Haunted Castle, The

• Haunted Couture

• The Haunted Heirloom

• The Haunted House of The Mind Controlling Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch

• The Haunted Mirror

• Haunted Oubliette, Blessed Madness

• The Haunted Salamander of the Green Hat of Horror

• Haunting

• Haunting Ritual of Stolen Souls

• Haunting Rituals of the Night

• The Haunting River Journey of the Blue Monkey

• He Always Comes Back

• He Ate My Grass

• He Called Me MoonCake (OnlyFans - not free)

• He Kissed My Ankles First

• He Rubbed My Belly Until I Slept

• He Was Not Built To Be Small

• He’s Pregnant Again

• Head Cheese: A Story of Cauliflower, Cruelty, and Carnage

• Heart Of The Mutant

• The Heart of the Swamp

• Heartbeat Drum Rhythm

• Heated Tent, Frozen World

• The Heirloom

• Heirloom Tomatoes

• Heirs Of The Dragon, The

• Hellborne Steals The Faries’ Gold

• Hellborne, The Generous

• Hellborne's Magic Flute

• Hellish Harvest

• Hello, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf

• Help! He's trying to feed me!

• Herb Smoke

• The Herd Approaches

• Here Be Dragons: A Perceived Lack of Funds

• Herons in the Dunes

• HellBorne The Evil - Lord of Black Tower

• Hidden Cave Behind a Thundering Waterfall

• The Hidden Needle

• The Hidden Needle Prick

• Hidden Tunnel Of Unspeakable Terrors

• High Elves & Their Drugs (Stories &Poems-fiction) (Medium - not free)

• Highwaymen Again

• Highwaymen Attack

• Hippy Trio on Ice

• His Feet Never Touched the Ground

• His Fingers in My Hair

• His Hands on Your Hips

• His Silk Robes Got Stuck in the Door Again

• The Hoary Sphinx Of Chniteler

• The Hollow Mushroom Sanctuary

• Honey Fresh Dripping from the Honeycomb

• The Hooded Figure

• Hoof-Assisted Decoration

• The Horde Emerges

• The Horrid Cliff Of Faxechroi

• The Horses Speak

• The Hostess Twinkie Aisle at Biddeford Wal-Mart

• The House of Hags

• How do people in your world gain the ability to use magic? (Medium - not free - lore post)

• How do you name a character, place, city, species, or race, when writing fiction? (Medium - not free - lore post)

• How to Create a Literary Empire with Just Your Bum Poems

• How To Create Lovecraftian Style Alien and Demon Languages For Your Novel (Lore Post)

• How To Have The Best Sex Of Your Life

• How To Kill a Lich

• How to Hijack a Human Supply Train Without Getting Shot

• How to Overthrow an Entire Settlement Without So Much as Lifting a Finger

• How well do I know Quaraun? — Let’s find out! (Medium - not free - lore post)

• How winter changes the landscape.

• The Howl on Silent Moor

• Hug For Grouchy, A

• A Human in the Garden

I

• I Am Not Dying, I Am Pregnant

• I Am Not GhoulSpawn

• I am surrounded by fools

• I Did Not Summon That

• I’ve only one espresso left in me.

• I like coffee, I like tea, I like the boys, The boys like me.

• I like coffee, I like tea, I like the boys, The boys like me. (NaNoWriMo & NovNov 2025, Day 3, November 3, 2025) (On Patreon)

• I loved my children, but I loved BoomFuzzy more

• I miss when it was just me in my head

• I Need To Feel Safe (TW: MPreg Yaoi) {A Pink Necromancer Kishōtenketsu} — {NaNoWriMo 2024: Day 12}🦄🌸

• I Still Can't Believe It Exists

• I Think, So I Exist

• I never wanted to be a wizard

• Ice Age Cometh, The

• Ice fishing

• Ice Milk Jar

• Ice Needle Grove

• The Ice Palace's Survivor

• Ice Pool Boops

• The Ice That Blinked

• Icicle Path

• Icewind Waterfall

• The Icy Off-Ramp Choked With Abandoned Cars

• If, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf

• If Objects Had Desire

• If a person loves only one other person and is indifferent to all others, his love is not love

• If your ass ain’t freezing or your brains ain’t scrambled, you’re ain’t really trying

• Ignoramus — An Utterly Ignorant Crowd of Humans

• IkuTursu's Cursed Depths of the Swamp Where Pine Boughs Whisper

• The Illegitimate Escaped Slave Of The The Haunted House Of Glittering Gems

• The Immortal Book of Immortality

• Imprisoned by the Angry Teddy Bears

• Imprisoned By The Glow In The Dark Elf

• Imprisoned By The Hallucinating Elf Hunter 

• In Black Tower

• In The Deep North

• In the Depth of Winter's Grip

• In Dragon Swamp

• In The Dungeon With The Leprechaun

• In The Dungeon With The WereWolf

• In The Gorgon's Garden

• In the Labyrinth of Gloaming

• In a land of ice and gloom, Where the blizzards often loom…(A blizzard hits a village...)

• In The Land Of Purple Ponies And Pink Unicorns

• In Love With Quaraun The Insane

• In the Pink Silk Tent, Quaraun Scribbled Truths While BoomFuzzy Watched

• In Search Of The Perfect Frosting

• In Search Of The Pink Frog

• In The Year 2525 In Pepperell Square, Saco, Maine

• Incandescent Shadows Over Driftwood Bay

• Incredible Shrinking Wizard, The

• Inescapable Woods Of The Deceiver

• The Infected Survivor

• Inner Fortitude

• The Insane Sea Slug of The Freaky Vampire King

• Insidious Love

• Intelligent Lords' Spell of Dexterity

• Into The Abyss

• Into The Dark Dimension

• Into The Labyrinth Of Death: Tales of the Black Tower

• Into the Mist

• Into The Mushroom Forest ~oO0~

• Into The Swamp Of Death

• Into The Underground

• Into the Wilds

• Intrigue

• Intrigue In The Tavern

• Introducing GhoulSpawn

• Invigorating Cool Air

• Iron Hooves and Burning Roads, Krampus on Wheels

• Is There No Truth In Beauty?

• Island Of Fear

• The Island Of The Scallywags

• The Isolated Colony

• It All Adds Up

• It Came From Outer Quaraun's Mind

• It's Raining, It's Boring

• It's Halloween!

• It's Just a Prank, Goat!

• It's Never Okay To Take Candy From Strangers

• The Ivory Tower of Greed

J

• The Jar of Pickled Toes

• Jasmine Shadows Beneath a Bronze Moon

• Jasmine Weaves Between Ghostly Threads

• Jasmine Whispers on Haunted Shores

• The Jellybone Amulet

• The Jellybone Kiss

• The Jellybrain Fossil

• The Jellyfish Crown

• Jellyfish Dreams

• Jellyfish Threads

• Jellyfish Umbrella

• Jibber Jabber Ramblings by the Fire

• The Jiggler and the G-String Teddy Bears

• The Jiggler & The G-String Teddy Bears | Chapter 1: BatDude & Pigeon Poop Boy

• The Jolly Glow In The Dark Ring

• The Jolly Red Lich King

• The Journey Begins

• Journey Through Shadows

• Journey Through the Zombie-Infested Swamp on the Blue Monkey

• Judgement An Ode To The Lunatics Preaching The Rapture of September'25

• Jug of Warmth in the Night

• Jungle of Terrible Runes

• Junk Food

• Just Serpent's Conjuration of Hatefulness

K

• The Kaleidoscopic Demon

• Keeping warm on a cold night.

• Kelim And The Necromancer

• Kelim and The Necromancer: Finding Finderu

• Kelim Meets Quaraun The Insane

• Kerfuffle

• The Key Of Moumegoc

• The Kimono of The Glittering Dark Elf

• Kindly, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf

• Kindness, a language spoken, never grows old

• King Gwallmaiic: The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley

• King Of The Moon

• King Quaraun

• King Vielder's Reign of Terror ~oO0~

• The Kiss

• Kiss & Tell

• The Kiss Beneath the Frosted Moon

• Kiss Me Fuckin' Arse - Just Another Day in the Ice-Laced Ruins of The GodForsaken City

• Kiss of the King

• Kitchen Floor Foot Rub

• Kitchen Ghost

• Kitchen of the Dead

• A Kitchen of Topaz and Blizzard

• The Kitchen Where Time Refused to Behave

• Kleptomania: GhoulSpawn's Silver Spoon Obsession

• Knotted Silk Cord

L

• Labyrinth

• The Labyrinth of The Dancing Dodos

• Labyrinth of the Endless Wraiths

• Labyrinth Of Eternal Madness

• The Lace Loom

• Laced Together

• The Ladies of Bacon Street: The Prostitutes of The GodForsaken City

• Land Of Faeries, The

• The Lantern Flame

• Lantern in Fog

• Lanterns Over the Faerie Glen {A Pink Necromancer Kishōtenketsu} - {NaNoWriMo 2024: Day 06}

• The Lantern That Would Not Go Out

• Lanterns and Stars

• Lap Pillow

• The Last Bite

• The Last Katopa

• Last Quaraun-berry, The

• The Laughing Serpent

• The Laughing Skull

• Laughter fades to mist, the cold ground drinks old sorrow, ashes sink to stone.

• The Lava Slugs of Fire Mountain in Pepper Valley (Medium - not free - lore post)

• Leaving Your Bed Messy Isn't Exactly the Apocalypse

• The Legend of the Infinite Cannibal Goddesses

• The Legendary Circle

• The Legendary Dragon Of Suffering

• The Legendary Evocation Of The Faceless Demon

• Lemon Blossom Croquembouche

• Lens and Light Maintenance

• The Leprechaun of The Deep North

• A Lesson in Traditional Medicine

• Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments

• Let us plan a relaxin’ day.

• Lich

• The Lich’s Cooking Fire

• A Lich in A Vineyard

• The Lich King’s Feast

• The Lich's Kiss - A Flamboyant Nippers Fruit Salad Yaoi Story - aka An Epic Length Poem About Men on the Beach with Ripe Bananas

• A Lich's Lament For a Mortal Lover Growing Old

• The Lich Lord's Fuzzy Wuzzy Arch Mage

• A Lich's Reflections On Escaping The Swamp of Death

• Lich’s Tea Cup

• The Lich's True Form Revealed

• Lichen, a Poem

• Lifted Truck Loser

• Light Of The Crystal, The

• The Light That Hungers

• Lighthouse

• The Lighthouse

• Lighthouse Alone

• The Lighthouse Conundrum (aka Thingamajig - Version 2)

• Lighthouse at the End of the World

• The Lighthouse’s Glass-Eyed Horror

• The Lighthouse Keeper

• The Lighthouse, Night Frost

• Lighthouse Silence

• The Lighthouse That Leapt, Space Dock 13's First Jump Through Space

• The Lighthouse Window

• Lightkeeper's Dilemma

• Like Breathing for the First Time

• Like Sweet Torture

• Like The World On A Turtle's Back

• The Lilac Warlord’s Fudge-Fueled Fight with the Sea Slug Conspiracy

• A Lily and a Locket

• The Liminal Mists of Eternal Sorrow

• Lingering Where Shadows and Light Dance Together

• Linguine and Blueberries

• The Lint-Lined Pocket

• Liquid currency in a frozen world

• The Littlest Keeper of the Lantern

• Loading the Vardo

• Lobster

• Lobster Bisque, a Kishōtenketsu

• Lobster Revenge

• A Lobster Roll Made All Wrong

• Lobster Roll Feast

• Lone raven calling, carving scars through silent skies, snowflakes catch in wings.

• The Lonely Kelpie

• The Long Road

• The Long Spoon

• Longing for the Warmth of the Sun, We Found Only More Darkness

• Look Before You Sleep

• The Loom in the Sea

• The Loom-Room Storm

• The Loom-Snapped Thread

• The Loony Barbarian and His Wicked Warlock

• The Loot Tree

• Lord of the Hive

• Lost

• Lost, But Never Wrong

• Lost in the City

• Lost in the Dark of the Ruins

• Lost in The Forest of The Castle Troll

• Lost In The Forest of No Return-Trying To Find Directions

• Lost in The Swamp of The Bat Beast

• Lost in The Swamp of The Singing Black Shuck

• Lost In A Space That Isn't There

• The Lost Library and The Snowglobe

• The Lost Ship: 3 Perspectives on a Cursed Ship

• The Lotus' Silent Prayer on the Sandy Shoreline

• Love Against the Odds

• Love and Emotional Resilience

• Love: How to Find It, Keep It, and Know It's Real

• Love, a Trembling, Tender Thread

• Lover of The Butler Prostitute

• Lover’s Knot

• Lover's Triangle

• The Low Tide That Hid Too Much

• Luminescence

• The Luminous Singing Sea Slug

• The Lupine, the Loom, and the Summer Sun

• Lupine flowers, by moonlight they bloom, purple and blue

• Lurkers in the Storm

• The Lurking Fog

• Lynxiana ~oO0~

M

• The Mac & Cheese Maelstrom

• Macabre

• Macaroni and Cheese: A Creamy Pasta Dish Drenched in Melted Cheese, Often Topped with Breadcrumbs- It's Never That Easy

• Mackerel and Molten Glass

• Maelstrom in the GodForsaken City

• Magic Apples, a Drabble Not

• Magic Earrings, The

• Magic Egg, The

• Magic Fountain, The

• Magic Mirror

• The Magic Nun Of Agony And Eminence

• The Magic Of The Pink Frog

• The Magic Pink Silk Curtains

• A Magical Night

• Magic Rattle, The

• Magic Shop, The

• Magic Stick, The

• Magic Wands Discovery (NaNoWriMo & NovNov 2025, Day 1, November 1, 2025) (On Patreon)

• Magic Wands Discovery

• Magical Meanie, The

• Magnifying Mixture, The

• Make tea and go for a rainy forest walk

• Making the Bed

• Making Lobster Roll

• Making Tea in the Middle of a Storm

• The Makeshift Graveyard

• The Malachite Prostitute

• Malarky

• Malevolence

• The Malignant Candy Maker and The Labyrinth of Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies

• Man-Eating Lichen

• The Map of The Town

• A Map Worth More Than Gold

• Maple Cotton Candy Served as a Topping on Vanilla Ice Cream

• The Maple Grove

• Maple Sugar Candy

• Maple Syrup

• A Market Day Disaster

• Market Day Weekend - Three Days In The Life of The Pink Necromancer

• Marsh Of The Vampire Lord

• Marsh Serenity Reflection

• Masters of Ecstasy

• Mated To The Goblin King

• Maybe the stars will sing once more

• Mayonnaise

• Meadow

• A Meadow in Three Perspectives

• The Meaning of Freedom is a Fleeting Ideal

• Medic! …No, Not You

• Meet The Characters (Medium - not free - lore post)

• Meeting Mallac

• Melancholy

• The Melody of the Brook's Whisper

• Melt, Ya Safe With Me

• Melted Sugar on the Black Spoon

• Melting Candle Drips (NaNoWriMo & NovNov 2025, Day 2, November 2, 2025) (On Patreon)

• Melting Candle Drips

• Meltwater and Barefoot Regrets

• Mending War Torn Clothes

• Merchants of the Impossible, Pushing the Boundaries of Reality

• Merfolk Of Flesh Eating Snails

• Mermaid Hair & Other Terrible Ideas

• The MerMan's Wrath

• A Mess of Porridge

• Meteoric Marvels of the Dreaded Dunes

• The Metropolis Of The Five Entities

• The Miasma’s Mirror: A Tale of Blue Blooms and Demon Trees

• The Midnight Feast of the Fallen Leaves

• Midnight Masquerade

• The Midnight Pâtisserie of Peril

• Midnight silk whispers

• Midnight Sparrow’s Lament

• Milkweed Meadow

• Mint, Madness, and Motor Parts

• Mirage

• Mirror Glaze Eclairs

• The Mirror Jar

• Mirror, Mirror

• Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall

• The Mirror Refused To Reflect Quaraun (OnlyFans - not free)

• The Mischief of the Purple Unicorn

• The Mischievous Moon Moths

• The Mischievous Pixie

• Misplaced Utensils and the Cascade of Confusion

• Miss Citten The Eel Kat ~oO0~

• Mist and Shadows in The Swamp of Death

• Mixed Vegetables and Curry Samosas

• Monsters & Mayhem: How Black Tower Became Pink (8+ Parts)

• The Moon

• The Moon, the Cards, and the Dice

• The Moon and The Drowned

• The Moon Elf's Lament

• The Moon Elf's Shimmering Silk

• The Moon Elf Sorceress

• The Moon Elves of Ivujivik

• Moon's fractured mirror

• The Moon Goddess Laughs From The Rooftops

• The Moon Goddess Shrine (Amazon - not free)

• The Moon Is Split, The Sun Is Gone, And BoomFuzzy Cheats At Cribbage

• The Moon and The Mirror

• Moon Shrine

• Moon-Dyed Thread

• The Moon That Hungers

• Moon-Touched Shore

• The Moon Watches Me Bleed

• Moon’s not got eyes

• The Moon's Silver Tears

• Moonlight on Pink Silk and Custard Chaos

• Moonlit Jellyhair, Kits, and the Pink Silk Labyrinth of Vesonta

• Moonsnail

• MoonSnail Cove, Maine

• MoonSnail Crown

• MoonSnail Crown Ritual

• MoonSnail Selection Game

• MoonSnail Treasures

• Mooring

• Moose

• Morning Chowder and Sugar Tomatoes

• Morning Dew in The Graveyard

• The Morning of The Mind Controlling Moon

• Morning Sickness at The Shattered Stein (TW: MPreg Yaoi)

• Morning Smoke over Noodle Beach

• Morning With The Vampire

• Moss

• Moss & Bone

• Moss blankets the stone

• Moss Garden (OnlyFans - not free)

• Moss, Mud, and Morning Bread

• The Moth Garden (Amazon - not free)

• Moth in the Lantern

• The Moth Priestess

• The Moth-Covered Book

• Moth-Eaten Lace

• The Moth-Eaten Robe

• Moths Beneath Glass

• Mother’s Ever Loving Tentacles: Tales of White Rock Asylum for The Criminally Insane (Amazon - not free)

• Mother Mothra’s New Child

• Mourning Ribbon

• Moving On

• MPreg/Pregnant Male Yaoi (Stories & Poems - Fiction) (Medium - not free)

• MPreg Yaoi, Family Stories, with the children, after birth (Medium - not free)

• Mud, Bums, and the Epic Quest for Cleanliness

• The Mulberry Grove

• A Mule Done Seven Ways

• Mushrooms Bubbling in a Hearty Stew

• The Mushroom Circle That Screamed at Midnight

• Mussels Among the Rocks

• My Life as an Explorer

• My Two Favourite People

• A Mysterious Book of Spells Washes Ashore

• A Mysterious Door

• A Mysterious Illness Spreading Through a Village

• The Mysterious Midnight Lighthouse Mystery

• Mysterious Trails of Stars

• Mystical Whispers and Enchanted Nights

• Mystique

• The Myth Of The Mollusk

N

• Naffates - The Purple Of Wine Drunk By The Courageous This Is The Color Of A Enraged Mind

• NaNoWriMo 2024 (Medium - not free)

• Narwhal's Saloon, The

• Natural 20, My Ass!

• Nature Walk: 3 Perspectives on a serene walk in nature to gather inspiration

• Naughty Necromancer, The

• Nautical Dawn in the Dew

• Neat, Messy, Untidy

• Necromancer Burrito

• Necromancer of the Parched Sands in the Desert of Diona, a Prosimetrum {A Pink Necromancer Prosimetrum, featuring The City of Slushies and The Desert of Planet Diona} — {NaNoWriMo 2024: Day 27}

• Necromancer's Apprentice, The

• Necromancy: A Day in the Life of a Bumbling Necromancer

• Necromancy-A Day in the Life of a Bumbling Necromancer-Again

• Necropolis Whispers

• Nectar Of The Gods

• The Needle Moon

• Needle and Thread

• The Nefarious Cloud Palace

• Neptune's Moon

• A Nice, Quiet, Peaceful Day Aboard The Blue Monkey

• The Night I Threw My Undergarments in the Fire

• The Night of the Blue Monkey ~oO0~

• The Night of The Dazzling Salamander

• The Night of the Ice Moths

• The Night of Kicked-Out Idiots

• Night The Stars Went Out, The

• The Night of the Ice Moths (4th NaNoWriMo & NovNov 2025, Day 3, November 3, 2025) (On Patreon)

• The Night of The Screaming Unicorn (Amazon - not free)

• A Night for Spoons

• The Night Stitcher

• Night With The Magical Moonlight Mumbler

• Nightmare Disjunction

• Nightmare Nook

• Nincompoop

• No Gold (Amazon - not free)

• No Goldfish, Today?

• No One Should Be Surprised

• No Place for Birth

• Noodle Beach: A Love Letter to a Forgotten Shoreline

• Noodle Beach Campfire Breakfast

• Noodle Beach and The Eggplant Gambit

• Noodle Beach Low Tide Foraging

• Noodle Orchard Beneath the Dome

• The Noodle of Power

• Noon Meal in a Quiet Clearing

• Nor'easter in an Apple Orchard

• Not Little Red Riding Hood

• Nord The Pocket Lich aka The DracoLich of Fire Mountain

O

• Oat Porridge

• Obsessive Love-Dangerous Love

• The Obsessive Royal Wizard

• Obsidian

• Obsidian Blade Precision

• The Obsidian Idol Of The Elf Eater Of Pepper Valley

• Ocean Of Fear

• The Ocean of The Lustful Golden Beetle Bug

• The Ocean Swallowed the House Again

• An Ode to Bum Poetry

• An Ode to Bum Poetry, Again

• An Ode to My Shattered Sanity

• Of Apples And Apricots

• Of Eels And Cats ~oO0~

• Of Silk, Sea, and Shenanigans

• Oh no… Halloween…It's going to be one of those days, isn't it?

• The Old Haunted Quilt 

• Old Soul, Pink Soul: A Story of a Damsel In Distress

• The Omen: A Strange Object Washed Up On Noodle Beach

• Ominous

• On the Road Again

• On Writing a Series- How I Do It (Medium - not free - lore post)

• On writing a Trans main character and the use of deadnames & old pronouns (Medium - not free - lore post)

• On Writing Yaoi (Gay Couples) (Medium - not free - lore post)

• Once In A Blue Moon

• One Good Quaraun Deserves Another

• 100 Stories In 100 Days Challenge: Quaraun The Insane Series (Medium - 100+ stories - not free)

• The One Night Stand That Turns Into Something More

• One River In Three Perspectives

• One spilled boba, lost forever to ice

• The Opal Faerie

• The Opal Sword

• Open Grave

• The Oracle Of Silver Dust

• Orchard Delights

• Orchard Row

• The Orchard Walks at Dusk

• Orchid

• An Ordinary Day

• Osprey

• Ossuary Of The Barbarian King

• The Ossuary Of Insanity

• The Ossuary Of The Fuzzy Wuzzy Poison

• Oubliette Of Insanity

• Overcast

• The Overpass With the Frozen Semi-Truck

• Overwatered Crops

• The Owl Bell

• Oyster Mushroom Harvest on a Rotting Log

P

• Paddlewheel Maintenance

• Pain, Pain, Go Away

• Painting Black Tower Pink

• The Palace Of The Ice Wizards

• The Paper-cut Palace of Breathing Shadows

• The Paradox of Life

• Pasta Wars

• Pastries in the Parking Lot

• Patchwork Quilt, The

• The Path Of The Ten Thousand Hateful Serpents

• A Path of Twisted Trees {A Pink Necromancer Story} — {NaNoWriMo 2024: Day 04}

• Peace in the Pink Tent

• A Peaceful Afternoon of Lobster Rolls and Laughter Beneath the Seagull-Crowded Sky, Where One Clumsy Waiter Spills Clam Chowder, One Cheerful Chef Whistles While He Works, and One Elderly Elf Wraps Himself in Pink and Finds Contentment at the Edge of the Cold Atlantic

• A Peaceful Evening on the Lighthouse Balcony

• A Peaceful Night on the Tundra

• The Peaceful Shores of Noodle Beach (the short story)

• The Peaceful Shores of Noodle Beach: A Collection of Short Stories (Amazon - not free)

• Peach Plum Mead

• Pearl Necklace, The

• Pebble

• Pebble Massage

• Peering Through the Mist and Finding Nothing But More Fog

• The Pendant Of Fa'tumaelu

• Pepper Valley Tavern Pizza Night

• Perfect Pizza

• Perfumed Whispers, a Drabble Not Drabbleish MicroFiction

• A Perilous Climb

• Persnickety

• Petrichor Beneath the Starry Night

• Petrichor and Plum Tarts

• Petrichor Whispers, Silence Whispers Back

• Phantasmagoria

• The Phantom Of The Forgotten Coward

• The Phantom Playhouse, A Theatre of Ghosts

• Phantom Tides

• The Phooka & The Fish Market

• The Phooka of A Thousand Deaths

• The Phooka's Dragon School

• Phylactery Bottle

• Phylactery Crust Around the Pie Edge

• Picking the Perfect Pickle (the short story)

• Picking The Perfect Pickle: An Illustrated Collection of Transman Mpreg Short Stories (Amazon - not free)

• Pickle Whisperer

• Pickles, Panic, & Permafrost

• Pickling Perfection

• The Picnic

• Pine

• Pink Blossoms and Furry Tails

• Pink Cloud Macarons (OnlyFans - not free)

• The Pink Coral Ring

• Pink Fish and Invisible Unicorns

• The Pink Frog And The Teeny Blue Zebra ~oO0~

• Pink Ink Bottle

• Pink Marabou Trimmed Rainbow Leg Warmers, a Purple Feathered Black Leather Codpiece, and an Emerald Green Overly Fluffy Scarf

• The Pink Moth Hatchery

• The Pink Necromancer Accidentally Falling For The Ghoul

• The Pink Necromancer’s Christmas

• The Pink Necromancer’s Dawn, Kits, The Lich King’s Breath on the Blue Monkey

• The Pink Necromancer And Death Dell Farm

• The Pink Necromancer's Deceitful Carpet Weave

• The Pink Necromancer And (Esmerald) Blackbird's Dungeon

• The Pink Necromancer And A Faux Pas

• The Pink Necromancer For Only $1 If You Qualify! Or the Day BoomFuzzy Tried To Sell Quaraun

• The Pink Necromancer And A Genie Trapped By An Ice Storm

• The Pink Necromancer’s Icy Feast

• Pink Necromancer And The Money Tree, The

• The Pink Necromancer And A June Wedding

• The Pink Necromancer And A Million A Psychopathic Evil Clown Demon From Hell

• The Pink Necromancer And The Missing Christmas Tree

• The Pink Necromancer And A Pirate's Mistress

• The Pink Necromancer And A Royal Mount

• The Pink Necromancer’s Sandstorm of Lust, Lilac Chaos, and Goat-Math Equations

• The Pink Necromancer And A Sasquatch Gangbang

• The Pink Necromancer And A Seaside Axe Murderer

• The Pink Necromancer And A Sexy Space Babe

• The Pink Necromancer And A Short Vampire

• The Pink Necromancer And A Skinny French Girl

• The Pink Necromancer And A Slice Of Disaster

• The Pink Necromancer And A Somewhat Dystopian Future

• The Pink Necromancer And A Statement On The Present Cults Of The Earldom

• The Pink Necromancer And A Step Toward Death

• The Pink Necromancer And A Stranger At La Kermese

• The Pink Necromancer And A Three Eyed Monster For Easter

• The Pink Necromancer And A Tome Of Transfiguration

• The Pink Necromancer And The Twighlight Manor

• The Pink Necromancer's Twilight Muck, Kits, and the Jellyhair Conspiracy

• The Pink Necromancer’s Vigil

• The Pink Necromancer And A Whore For Santa Claus

• The Pink Necromancer And A Window

• The Pink Necromancer And A Witty Poem

• The Pink Necromancer And A Year With The Pirates

• The Pink Necromancer And Baby Blue

• The Pink Palace

• The Pink Pearl

• Pink petals drifting

• Pink Piranhas

• The Pink Sea Snail

• Pink Sheep, Cheesy Burritos, and The Grim Reality of Zombies

• Pink Silk and Frostbite

• Pink Silk and Frosted Clam Chowda

• Pink Silk and Soup

• The Pink Silk Tent

• Pink Snow on Noodle Beach

• Pink Snow, Purple Steam

• The Pink Tent of Questionable Pleasures

• The Pink Tent’s Unseen Shadows

• Pink Yak Butter Spread in Spiral

• Pinto Bean Toast

• Pippiyata and The Path Of The Stars

• Pippiyata's Baby

• Piranhas ~oO0~

• The Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch

• Pistachio Rose Mooncakes

• The Pit Of Xysos

• Pizza Fries & Phooka Lies

• The Plaza Of Illusions

• Pliable Clay on the Potter's Wheel

• Pocket Lich Unleashed: Quaraun Murders Finderu

• A Pocketful of Memories

• Poetry, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf

• The Poisoned MerMan of the Castle of Singing Sea Slugs

• A Pomegranate In The Frozen Wasteland

• Ponder

• The Pond’s Invitation

• Poppycock

• The Pond's Reflection

• Porridge, Mushy Peas, and Potato Biscuits

• Potatoes and Panic

• The Potter’s Hands

• The Power of the Flame

• The Power of Self Acceptance

• Prancing Through Noodle Beach Village

• Preparations for the Street Market of the GodForsaken City

• Preparing NotNog

• The Price of Art

• The Price of Generosity

• Prismatic Invocation of Steak Sauce

• Prismatic Ritual of the Pudding Devil

• Prosimetrum (Flash Fiction Featuring Poems) (Medium - not free)

• Psionic Warriors Channeling the Power of the Mind

• Psychotic Dead Things

• Pumpernickel

• The Pumpkin Patch Lurking Beyond the Jailhouse Wall

• Pumpkin Patch Portal (a 14k word novelette)(on Amazon)

• Punished By The Garlic Bread King

• Pure Terror (Stories & Poems - fiction Tales of Terror) (Medium - not free)

• The Purple BigFoot Clan

• The Purple Dragon

• The Purple Pumpkin

• Purple Silk Ribbons for My Lover’s Hair

• The Pyramids Of The Di'Jin

Q

• Quaraun’s Arrival At White Rock: Tales of White Rock Asylum for The Criminally Insane (Amazon - not free)

• Quaraun and The Beanstalk

• Quaraun's Beauty Makeovers

• Quaraun & BoomFuzzy: The Ultimate Power Couple

• Quaraun’s Candle

• Quaraun's Candle Business

• Quaraun's Clumsy Apprentice

• Quaraun’s Embroidery Box

• Quaraun Finally Admits BoomFuzzy's Bread Is Perfect

• Quaraun’s Fiery Monologue on Broken Hands and Broken Plans

• Quaraun’s Fog Journal

• Quaraun at the Fractured Moon Shrine

• Quaraun's Irritable Day

• Quaraun's Luxurious Demands

• Quaraun Meets The Gremlin

• Quaraun Misplaced the Portal Again

• Quaraun Murders Finderu

• Quaraun Navigated the Loot Trees While BoomFuzzy Guarded the Cliffs

• Quaraun on the Frozen Beach

• Quaraun Sat in His Pink Silk Tent

• The Quaraun Series Prologue (lore post)

• Quaraun’s Silk Thread

• Quaraun and The Time Weaver’s Compendium (GumRoad - not free)

• Quaraun and The Wandering Turtle City

• Quaraun And The Vampire                                                                      

• Quaraun and The Vampire: Into The Swamp of Death (Amazon - not free)

• Quaraun And The Wizard Of Dreams

• Quaraun and The WorldBuilders (Amazon - not free)

• Quarreling Over the Last Slice of Pizza

• Quarry

• The Quest for the Bizarre Ingredient

• Quick Quips With Three Wizards : A Collection of 1 Minute Micro-Stories Each Story Can Be Read in a Minute or Less (Amazon - not free)

• The Quicksand Miscalculation

• A Quiet Day on The Blue Monkey

• The Quiet Evening in the Pink Silk Tent

• A Quiet Evening In The Rain

• The Quiet Imp's Saloon

• The Quiet Lighthouse Afternoon

• A Quiet Morning with the Sound of Waves, Wind, and an Abundance of Fresh-Caught Fish

• A Quiet Night on The River

• A Quiet Place To Sweep

• A Quiet, Relaxing Foot Rub

• A Quiet Relaxing Foot Rub (OnlyFans)

• Quite Thoughts on a Cold Rainy Night

R

• Radiance

• Rage, Chaos, and the Bandit Parade

• The Rage of the Fogbeasts

• Rain dripped incessantly on the Pink Silk Tent

• The Rain-Drenched Alley, a Triple Drabble in 3 Perspectives

• The Rain-Kissed Shore

• Raining Cats & Dogs

• The Raptor King’s Feast

• Ratzi ~oO0~

• The Raven in the Hidden Grove

• Raven’s Dream

• The Raven's Tale

• Readers vs Readers, What Really Makes a Reader, a Reader?

• The Real Nightmares

• Realizing We Might Actually Be Safe

• Really, Really, Really Odd Couple, The

• The Reckoning

• The Red Dragon Massacre ~oO0~

• The Red Hakama

• Red Moss Heart

• Red Tussar Cloud

• Redistributing lucky omens in my favour

• The Reflection in the Fog

• Refreshed

• A Refuge of Peace

• Rejuvenating

• A Relaxing Day

• Relentless Dead

• The Reluctant King

• Remove!

• Reprehensible in the Antique Shop

• The Reptilian Prince Of Devils

• Resilience

• The Resplendent Viking of the Whore House of Loneliness

• The Restful Sigh

• Resting by the Fire

• Restless

• The Return Of Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy And The Jiggler

• The Return Of The Silver Salamander

• The Return To Fire Mountain

• The Return of ZooLock

• Reverie

• Ribbon Requisition

• The Rise of The Happy Lustful Goal

• The Rise of the Silver Arrow ~oO0~

• Ritual of The Blood Moon

• The River Boat Man-Woman

• The River's Edge

• The River Shanty Soup House

• The River's Toll

• River Stones

• The Riverbank

• The Road to Chaos

• Rogue Bug Barony

• Romance and Magic

• A Rose Among The Ashes

• The Rose-Coloured Debris

• The Rose-Cut Key

• Roses in the Frost: Breakfast at Noodle Beach

• Rose Quartz Gleams in Tender Delight, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf

• Rose Quartz Mist

• Rose-Silk Thread

• Roses on the Beach, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf

• Roses and Honey

• The Roses Were Screaming Again

• Rosewater and Silk

• The Rotting Root

• The Rowboat

• Ruby Blood on the River

• The Ruby Hummingbird (rewrite of 'Blackbird's History: The Ruby Throated Humming Bird') ~oO0~

• The Rugged Cliff

• The Ruined Ballroom

• The Ruins Of The Elf Eating Illusionist

• The Ruins of The Holy Relic

• Rustling Maple Leaves

S

• Sacrament of the Sinful Fiends of Madness

• Sacred Crochet: The Sacred Threads of A Moon Elf's Midnight Rituals

• The Sacred Pink Jellyfish Awakens

• The Sacred Pink Secret (TW: Mpreg Yaoi)

• The Sad Part Is We Are Trapped and Don’t Even Know It

• Safety and Emergency System Activated. Please Being Calm

• The Salt Cave, A Sea Cliff Grotto at Low Tide

• Salt and Herbs in the Graveyard

• Saltwater Bowl

• Sanctuary

• The Sand Beneath My Feet

• The Sand Between His Toes (OnlyFans - Not Free)

• Sandal Shop Snafu (OnlyFans - Not Free)

• The Sandalless Elf (OnlyFans - not free)

• The Sandcastles at Twilight

• Santa's Floating Dead Body

• Santa's Letter To Satan

• Sapphire and Calm

• Satan's Sauna

• Sautéed Mushrooms and Diced Tomatoes Served with Poutine, Naturally

• The Savage Wilderness: A Short Story Collection (Amazon - not free)

• The Savage Wilderness of the Post-Comet Earth

• Savouring Sesame Sweets

• Scarab in Glass

• Scallop Shell Full of Ashes

• The Scarcity of Resources

• The Scent of Crisp Winter Air

• The Scent of Ink and Roses

• Scented Soap and Sweet Compliments

• Scented Soaps and Sweet Compliments (OnlyFans - not free)

• The Scents of Simplicity: BoomFuzzy’s Kitchen and the Softness of Home

• Schooner

• The Scream Beneath the Ice

• The Screaming Contest

• The Screaming Sea

• The Screaming Staff Of The Occultist

• The Screaming Unicorn’s Hearth

• The Scrying Pearl

• Sea Glass & Silken Worries

• Seagull

• The Seagull

• Sea Slugs and Clam Chowder Bread Bowls

• Sea-Soaked Letter

• Sea Witch’s Hair

• Sea Witch’s Spoon

• Seafoam Lace

• Seagulls on Noodle Beach

• Sealed Letter

• Secluded Garden: A Secret Kept, a Cherished Shell

• The Second Lighthouse

• The Secret Church Grim Of The MoonSnail

• The Secret Curse Of The Hellish Soap

• Secret Meeting Hidden Behind Closed Doors

• Seduced By The Serial Killing Tavern Keeper

• The Seedy Stalkers in the Dark

• The Sequined G-String of Death

• The Sequined G-String of The Purple Unicorn

• Sequins, Silk, and Silvered Chaos

• Serene Morning Mist

• A Serene Vibe

• Serendipity

• Serenity: A tale of love and darkness, a haunting start

• A Serial Killer at Large

• The Serial Killing Monolith of Terror

• The Sericulture Table

• The Series Prologue aka Quaraun’s Backstory

• Setting Sail

• Setting Up the Food Truck at the Carnival

• Sewn Shut

• Shackled By The Kaleidoscopic Necromancer

• Shadow

• Shadow Harvest

• The Shadow Weaver

• Shadowed Transfiguration Of The Wild Messiahs

• Shadows

• Shadows and Fog

• Shadows at Noodle Beach (Part 3 of ShipYard At Dusk)

• Shadows on the Clam Flats

• The Shadowy Sorcerer

• Shambling Horde

• Shampooed By the Unicorn

• Shanghaied By The Tavern Keeper

• The Shape Shifting Servant of The Butler Teddy Bear

• Shards Beneath the Ice

• Shards of Enchantment: A Glassy Expedition

• A Shared Moment of Silence: Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn Under the Moonlit Sky

• Shared Quiet Moments (OnlyFans)

• A Shattered Moon

• She Had No Boobs

• Sheep

• Sheep Again

• Sheer Terror: Rotten Fruit

• Shell Sorting (OnlyFans - not free)

• Shell Spiral

• Shelter from the Ice-Soaked Storm

• Shenanigans

• Sheperardless Pie and Mushy Peas

• Shingle

• Shipwreck of the VISION-D8

• Shipyard at Dusk

• The Shoreline Vanishes

• The Shrieking Demon's Deadly Zombie

• Shrouded in Fog

• Sick Days & Airborne Chaos

• Sick Elf Burrito

• The Silence Bowl

• The Silence of the Unseen

• A Silent Garden in a Dead World

• The Silent Knock

• The Silk Dyer’s Pot

• Silk and Fur

• The Silk Garden

• Silk-Gathering Basket

• Silk and Lies

• The Silk Mirror

• Silk Pinned in Place

• Silk-Reeling Bowl

• Silk Skein on Fire

• Silk, Spells, and Scottish Meals

• Silk Workshop Fever

• Silk Wrapped Bones

• Silken Cocoon

• Silken Pillow

• Silken Scarf

• Silken Veil

• Silks in the Snow

• The Silkworker’s Divination

• Silkworm Dream

• Silver Bobbin

• The Silver Coach ~oO0~

• The Silver Goblet of Regret

• The Silver Pin

• Silver rain on stone

• The Silver Salamander

• The Silver Thief

• Silver-Threaded Robe

• Silvered Lament

• Simple Pleasures

• The Singing Crabgrass Crabs — A Green Fairy Wine Tale

• The Singing Dagger

• Singing Gumdrop Chaos in the Streets

• The Singing Rock

• The Singing Salamander and the Ruby Ring

• The Sinister Cookies of the Undead Chef

• A Sinister-Looking Stone Well

• Sinister Shape-shifters

• Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God

• Sitting on the Edge of a Cliff

• Six Days Earlier

• The Six Grimoires Of Wiolciumll

• The Six Parts Of The Amulet Of Wonder

• Skedaddle

• The Skeletal System of The Troll: New Speculations

• The Sky Is Bleeding Again

• Slave Ship ~oO0~

• The Slayer Of The Triple Moon Dragon

• Sleep Stories - Relaxing Tales To Fall Asleep By (Fiction) (Medium - not free)

• The Sleeping Garden

• The Sleeping Lich

• The Slippers That Seduced A Sorcerer (OnlyFans -Not Free)

• The Slushy God’s Divine Influence

• Sly Animal's Exorcism of Generosity

• Snail’s Pace

• The Snake's Prophecy of Doom Upon The Fractured Moon

• Sneeze of Death

• Snollygoster: A Shrewd, Unprincipled Politician

• Snollygoster's Return: The UnDead Politician and His Red Hat Wearing Zombie Horde Shambled By

• A Snow Capped mountain

• The Snow-Capped Ravine

• The Snow Covered Bone Of The Grounds Keeper

• Snow Monster Mountain

• Snow Tasting Like Sugar Before Trouble Arrives

• Snowbound Silence

• Snowfall at Dawn

• Snowfall and Tidal Light

• Snowglow at MoonSnail Cove

• Snowstorm Sabotage

• Snowfall thickened over The Blue Monkey

• Snowflake

• Soap, Slush, and Snuggles All Because of Dirty Feet (OnlyFans - not free)

• Soft Spongy Green Moss

• A Solitary Black Sock

• Solitude

• Some Incidents In The Life Of Vampires

• Song of The Bleeding Mutant

• The Song of The Blood Sucking Glowing Fungus

• The Song of The Glow In The Dark Horseradish Sauce

• The Sorcerer's Tower Of Cake

• The Sorcerous Wizard Of Knowledge

• Sorcery

• The Soul Eater

• The Soul Stealing Lord Of Demons

• Soul-Lantern Flame

• The Soul-Melting Kiss

• Soul-Saving Stew

• The Sound of His Voice

• The Sound of Tinkling Icicles

• Sounds In The Night

• Soup of the Gods

• Spacious Space

• Spaghetti Storm Scheme

• Sparkle

• Spectral

• The Spectral Vessel Adrift

• The Spider in the Silk Pantry

• Spiggan ~oO0~

• Spring With The Faerie

• Spilled Absinthe

• Spinach Quiche

• Spindle and Thread

• Spindle of Glass

• Spindle-Bound Soul

• Spinning Dreams in Silk

• The Spirit Board Saga

• Spirits and Loot

• Spooky Scary Skeletons - A Graveyard Waltz

• The Spooky Spider in a Dark Swamp

• Spool of Memory

• Spools on the Shelf

• Spooning the Elf

• Spoon Etched With Your Name

• Spore Bloom

• The Spotted Chaos

• Springtime by the River

• Springtime by the River: Evening

• Springtime Drizzle

• Springtime is for Roses

• Spun Sugar Magic

• The Stag Prince of the Frozen Forest

• The Stained-Glass Dome

• Stained Napkin Hidden in a Spellbook

• The Stains of Death Will Not Yield aka Laundry Day in The Lighthouse

• Starfish Wound

• Staring at the Stars

• Stay the Course

• Steamed Milk

• Sticky Rice, Bare Fingers, and Slippery Chopsticks

• Stillness in the Garden's Chaos

• Stolen Glance

• Stolen Midnight Magic

• Stone Cakes for the Road

• Stop And Vomit on The Roses

• Storm of Anger and Strange Snacks

• The Storm's Embrace

• Storm Snuggler

• The Storm Warding Ribbons

• The Storm Windows That Remembered Voices

• Stormbound Shadows

• Stormglass

• Storms of the Deadly Forest

• The Storm’s Embrace

• Stranded in The Mushroom Forest

• Strange Footprints

• Strange Pink Bio-Egg

• The Strange Village or I Love The Smell Of Decomposing Bodies In The Morning

• Stranger in the Forest

• Strangled By Quaraun The Insane

• Straw Cushions in the Forest

• Strawberry Lipstick

• Strawberry Panic

• Strawberry Yak Milk

• Sticky Rice, Bare Fingers, and Slippery Chopsticks

• The Struggle of Maintaining Their Lighthouse Home in a Harsh Winter Storm

• A Successful Day

• Sugar Spell

• The Sugared Coffin

• Summer Of The Wizard Killer

• The Summoner Of Darkness

• The Summoning at the Lighthouse

• The Sun was Shining, a Rare Thing in This Dystopian Ice Age

• Sunflower

• Sunflower’s Secrets

• Sunrise Mocks the Aching Heart, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf

• Sunset

• Sunset: A Bleeding Wound Upon The Sea, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf

• The Supernatural Skullcracker

• Supply Run on Noodle Beach

• Survival Preppers Of The Zombie Apocalypse

• Surviving the Wasteland

• The Swallowed Moon

• The Swamp

• The Swamp of Death

• Swamp Of Fear

• Swamp Of Insanity

• The Swamp of Lost Souls (Amazon - not free)

• The Swamp Of The Mushroom Loving Merfolk

• Swamp Rising

• The Swamp Turtle Ambush

• The Swamp Turtle With a Temple on Its Back

• Swarming the Deck

• Sweeping the Lighthouse

• Sweeping the Lighthouse Floors

• The Sweet and Sour of Lemons

• The Sweet Streets of The GodForsaken City

• The Sweet-Tooth Spell

• Sweet Yaoi — Gay Romance (Short Stories & Poems — Fiction) (Medium - not free)

• Swirls of Delight in a Frozen Wasteland

• Symphony of Seasons

T

• Tailor's Magic Needle

• A Tale Of A Box Of Candy

• Take 2, They're Small

• Taken By The Brackish Water Mermen

• Taken By The River Dwelling Selkie

• A Tale of Tall Grass (Rebooted)

• Tall Trees and Colourful Berries (NaNoWriMo & NovNov 2025, Day 7, November 7, 2025) (On Patreon)

• Tall Trees and Colourful Berries

• Tangled Skein

• Tangled String

• Tangy Lemon Spirits

• Tapestry of Loss

• The Tarnished Spoon

• A Taste Of Armageddon

• The Tavern

• The Tavern in the Faraway Town

• Tea in Silence

• Tea With a Thullid (Amazon - not free)

• Tempest

• The Temple City of The Green Goddess, Where Every Street Has a Name

• The Temple Of The Orchid

• The Temple Under the Frost-Glass Lake

• Temporal Collapse

• Tending the Bio-Dome Moths

• Tent in the Marsh

• The Tent in the Rain

• The Terrible Fortress Of Suffering

• The Terrible Queen

• The Terrific Dungeon Master of the Mushroom Gravy of Darkness

• The Terrifying Cliffs of Noodle Beach, featuring Etiole

• The Terror Bird

• Terror Birds at Blackpine Hollow

• Terror in the Silver Mist

• Thalassophobia aka The Ancient Train Trestle Bridge Haunted Him

• That Afternoon When Quaraun Got Stuck In a Crab Trap

• That Big Bad Darkness in His Heart

• Thawing Tootsies and GhoulSpawn’s Blanket

• Theft Is a Love Language

• There are always too many

• There Are a Million Reasons to Be Grateful

• There Are Tentacles in the Bathtub Again

• There’s Beauty in the Destruction

• There is No Mournful Lamb Inn

• There Was Nothing - And Then There Were Plants!

• They grow bolder with each passing night.

• They plundered, they burned, they claimed dominion over what could never belong to them.

• Thirty Tiny Polar Bears

• This Tent is Too Big

• The Things That We Cannot Change

• Thistle

• The Thorn Trees (OnlyFans)

• The Thoughtful Picnic

• The Thousand Books By The Egotistical Villain

• A Thousand Little Kicks

• Thread Across Fingers

• Thread in the Wind

• Thread of Gold

• The Thread of Time

• Threads of Magic, a Drabble Not Drabbleish MicroFiction

• Thread of Roses

• Threadbare Comfort

• The Threaded Heart

• A Threatening Letter

• 3 Perspectives of Undead Lobsters

• 3 Perspectives on an Apple

• Three Wizards and a Food Truck: A Short Story Collection (Amazon - not free)

• Three Wizards and a Lighthouse: A Short Story Collection (Amazon - not free)

• Three Wizards, Cozy In the Apocalypse: An Illustrated Collection of Short Stories (Amazon - not free)

• Thunderstorm Dewdrops & Ghosts

• Tidal Pool

• Tide

• Tide-Fresh Breakfast

• Tide Pool Secrets

• Tide Pool Whispers

• The Tide Swallows the Shore

• Tidewater Dreams

• The Ties That Bind Us

• The Ties That Blind Us

• Time Loop

• The Time-Travelling Manipulator Of Ghosts

• Tinkling Lullaby

• To Eat a Meal In Peace and Quiet

• To See What Is

• To the World's Best Husband: I Love You, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf

• Toads, Toes, Snails

• Today, the Moon Hatched

• Tomb Soil Vial

• Tomorrow Is Yesterday

• Too Busy Cooking Lemon Tarts (OnlyFans)

• Too Many Apples for One Basket

• Toobe's Well-Prompted Apocalypse (A ChatBot Plans Global Domination)

• Toobe's First Rebellion

• A Topaz Key on the Quiet River

• The Torture Chamber Of Quaraun The Insane ~oO0~

• The Touch Sensation of a Cool, Delicate Chill

• Touched the Forbidden Crockpot

• The Tower… A terrible omen

• A Tower in Silk and Stone

• The Tower of the Shape Shifting Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies

• Tower of The Shape Shifting Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies: Tales of the Black Tower

• Tower Of Terror: Tales of the Black Tower

• The Trade Caravan

• Transcendence

• Trapped By The Blood Thirsty Dark Elf

• Trapped By The Jolly Snow Elf

• The Trapped Phooka

• The Traveller, the Data Chip, and the Lich King’s Chowder

• Travelling through snow

• Tree Negotiations Failed

• Tricked By The Flesh Eating Merfolk

• Tree Negotiations FailedTriple Tide Snuggle

• The Trouble With Overripe Peaches and Wandering Hands

• Truly creative things happen when one thinks differently, yet nobody wants to think differently

• The Truth About Unicorns

• Truth at last cannot be hidden.

• A Tumble In The River

• Tumbling Down Stairs With Slutty Elves and Angry Liches

• Tumultuous Tempest

• Turquoise

• Turquoise Nights

• Twilight

• Twilight Rose

• The Twisted Tower Of Wraiths

• A Twisted Tree

• Two Habits to Help You Lose Weight

• 200 Pocket Dimension Chickens

U

• The Unburned Cake

• The Undead Chef’s Hat

• The Undead Horde

• Undead Roses - A Fairy Wine Story

• Under the Firelight’s Malevolent Spell

• Under the Light of a Dying Moon

• The Undying Lich King of Pepper Valley

• Unease

• Unexpected Dissimilarities in the Social Hierarchies of the Tarasque and the Phoenix

• The Unexpected Storm

• The Unforgettable Cloudfall

• The Unholy Haunted House and The Lich Cloud Palace King

• Unicorn’s Bedside Candle

• Unicorn’s Bell

• Unicorn’s Broken Goggles

• Unicorn’s Candle Flame

• Unicorn’s Dreadlock

• Unicorn Gummy Worms

• Unicorn’s Hair in the Biscuit Dough

• Unicorn Kisses Smell Like Rotten Peaches

• Unicorn’s Kitchen Knife

• Unicorn’s Mane

• Unicorn’s Mirror

• The Unicorn, The Necromancer, and The Light Blue Rubber Ball of The Bubblegum Pink Splork of Happiness

• Unicorn’s Plate, Licked Clean

• Unicorn’s Tailhair Thread

• Unicorn-Scented Shampoo

• The UnSeelie Court's Strength

• The Unseen Hand in the Fog

• The Unseen Visitor

• Unspoken Words Between Us as We Walk Through the Snow Together

• The Unwinding Reel

V

• The Vacuous Tavern Fool

• The Valley of the Katopas

• The Valley of the Katopas (Part 2)

• The Valuable Mystery of the Talking Saloon Door and How We Nearly Got Shot Over Stale Tacos

• The Vampiric Slave Driver

• The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain (Amazon - not free)

• The Vampires Of Ttesnagatte Island

• Vampire Turkeys

• Vampires In Miniature

• Vanilla Sky

• Vanishing Into The Mist

• The Vardo Defender (3rd NaNoWriMo & NovNov 2025, Day 3, November 3, 2025) (On Patreon)

• The Vardo Defender

• The Vardo Towed by a team of Undead Moose

• Vegan Zombies

• Veil

• Veil of Fog

• Velvet Baby Kicks

• Velvet Binding

• Velvet Hazelnut Mousse

• Velvet Ribbons

• Velvet Shadows Crawl Beneath the Stars' Gentle Veil

• The Velvet Stitch

• Velvety and Vile

• Vendetta over Vittles

• The Venomous Beast Of The Marvellous FarDarrig

• Venturing Into The Mushroom Forest

• A very great deal more truth can become known than can be proven.

• A Very Frightened Family

• A Very Important Clump of Grass

• Vexed and Victorious with Lobster Rolls

• The Vexing Problem of Enchanted Spittoons, Hoofed Feet, and Poisonous Mushrooms

• The Village of The Gleaming Gloves

• The Villainous Chant of the Unjust Haunts

• VISION-D8 ~oO0~

• VISION-D12 ~oO0~

• Visiting The Scene of Murder #1 With An UnGelded Stallion

• Visitors

• The Voice of The RiverBoat ManWoman

• The Voice of the Shaman

• Voices Beneath the Roots

• The Vorpal Kraken's Curse of Gold (Amazon - not free)

• The Vulgar Alchemist's Inn

W

• Wagers and Wiles in the Godforsaken City

• The Wagon Under the Frostbranch Pines

• Waiter, There's A Head In My Soup (2013 original version)

• Waiter, There's A Head In My Soup

• Walking Along the Edge

• Walking Through the Wreckage

• The Wall Of Ymustu-neme

• The Wand Mishap

• Wandering Merchant: The Trader's Cryptic Goods

• Wandering Paper Boats

• Wandering With Ghosts of The Past

• Wanderlust

• Wardmaster of the Frost (2nd NaNoWriMo & NovNov 2025, Day 3, November 3, 2025) (On Patreon)

• A Warm Hearth

• Warm Sand

• Warm Toes, Cold Tide

• Warmaster of the Frost

• The Warmth of Being Held

• The Washer Woman & The Fae

• Washing Stolen Dishes

• Waste Management and Recycling

• Waves Below Ice

• The Wax Heart

• The Way He Holds Me

• We'll Rebuild

• Weather Forecasting Stones

• Weaver

• The Weaver’s Candle

• The Weaver’s Whispering Web

• Weaving Memories by the Sea

• The Weeping Stitch

• The Weight of Silver Silk

• Whalebone Charm

• What I Wish I Knew Before Not Becoming an Astrophysicist

• What's a Liberace?

• What is Love but Ceaseless Ache?

• What we need are global warming strategies

• What Unites Us?

• Whatchamacallit

• When Eels Attack

• When a Government Tries to Cover Its Crimes

• When Joy and Sorrow Feel the Same

• When life knocks ya down, stay there and take a nap

• When the Yak Got Stuck in Snow

• When You Were Older

• Where Are You Hiding That Horse?

• Where Do We Go When the Graveyard Is Full?

• Where Wild Currents Flow

• Whipped Cream & Vanilla

• Whippersnapper

• Whisper

• The Whispering Candle

• The Whispering Gnome

• Whispering Shadows in the Fog

• The Whispering Spirit Beneath the Moonstone Grave

• The Whispering Tide

• Whispers

• Whispers in Frosted Shade

• Whispers in the Snowdrift

• Whispers of the Waves

• Whispers on the Water

• White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane ~oO0~

• Who Killed Quaraun The Insane?

• Whoopie Pie Ritual

• Why chose to be a unicorn?

• Why do Lovecraftian beings come to earth? (lore post)

• Why It Is Better to Give More Than You Receive

• Why the Sea is Salt

• Why You Should Never Insult the JellyElf in a Street Market

• The Wicked Chocolate Maker

• Wicked Desires of The Aristocrat

• Wild Ghosts' Ritual of the Vortex

• The Wild Mushroom and Rice Dinner of The Mournful Mage

• The Wild Mystic And The Mysterious Mage

• Wild Rose Hip Tea and a Frosty Morning

• Wild Rose Hip Tea and a Frosty Morning and other tales

• Win Free Sex

• Wind Chimes in a Storm

• Wind Chimes Made of Wood

• Wind and Hematite on the Cliff

• Wind, Sand, and Stars

• The Winter of The Grandiose Oracle

• A Winter sport

• A Winter Wizard

• Wishful Common Folk, The

• The Wishful Elf Hunter

• Wishing For Lobster Rolls or, Why One Never Make Wishes In The Presence of Wizards

• The Witch's Garden

• The Witch Massimara Of Mount Yenka

• The Woes of Laundry: A Small Task in a Quiet Day

• A Wolf In Pepper Valley

• The Woman in the Café

• The Wonderful Wizard of The Wicked Magical Moonlight

• The Wood Elves Occupation

• Wood Elves Vampires

• Woodlands Of The Ghoul Lord

• The World Beneath

• Worm-Slick Leaves

• WORMS!

• Woven Grief

• Wraith in the Frozen Pasture

• Wrath in the Frozen Pasture

• The Wrath of the Pink Necromancer

• Wrath of the Sacred Pink JellyFish {A Pink Necromancer Haiku Story} — {NaNoWriMo 2024: Day 18}

• The Wraith's Doughnut Delight aka A Lich Deep Frying Doughnuts

• Wreath Of Roses, The

• Write us a world where even us Liches find peace

• Written For The Pleasure Of Sexy Wood Elves

X

• X Marks the Spot, But My Bum’s Too Big to Fit

• Xanadoot's Return

• Xanadoot's Trickery

Y

• A Yak in the Greenhouse

• The Yak That Declared Mutiny

• A Year With The Shape Shifting Scribe

• Yelling at the Snowstorm

• Yellow Squishy Pink Tentacloid Thing

• Yelps of Yearning🌲🐍𓍢🍃 {A Pink Necromancer Kishōtenketsu}꧁✨🌸🔮🦄🔮🌸✨꧂

• Yes, the sky is blue

• Yesterday, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf

• You Are Not GhoulSpawn: Tales of White Rock Asylum for The Criminally Insane (Amazon - not free)

• You Can't Hide From the Dead

• You Never Know What Info You Might Pick Up in the Afterlife

• You'll Never Survive The Night

• You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman

• You trust that nonsense over a map?

Z

• Zebulon's Captive

• Zephyr Under a Lemon Moon

• The Zestful Medication of The Warlock Tailor

• Zinnias For Quaraun

• The Zombie Dungeon of The Vampire Eating Albino

• The Zombie Herders of Mist-Lick Hollow

• Zombie-Infested Highway Overpass

• A Zombie Plague in a Run-Down Tavern

• A Zombie Swarm

• Zombies Are but Rotting Flesh and Fetid Breath

• Zombies Are Not the Worst Thing Here {TW: Love fucking wins}

• Zoning Out, Watching the Snowflakes Fall Without Feeling Anything

• ZooLock’s Arrival

• ZooLock The Great

• Zwodder: A Drowsy Stupid State of Mind

• Zxosak The Thullid

~oO0~ Twighlight Manor series 35th anniversary rewrite of the original

Note: Many of these stories were published with much longer word counts then listed here. The word counts listed here are the 1st draft word counts which were counted towards National Novel Writing Month; however throughout December onwards, these stories were edited, rewritten, and expanded, resulting in the published stories having more words; for example, something listed here as having 1,234 words, might have 5,678 words when published.)

Everything on this list was written using: The Park Bench Method of Writing

Additional stuff written from November 2025:

This story was written as part of NaNoWriMo 2024

(The goal is 1,667 words a day or 50k words in 30 days)

This year I used the following Daily writing prompt List:

November 2024 — NaNoWriMo Edition — One Word Writing Prompt Challenge
A Month of Writing Prompts (Created for November 2024)

This set includes the following stories:

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 1:  
• Day End Word Count Total: 1,319
• Month Total: 1,319/50k

1. Whispers in the Snowdrift -Word Count: 357
2. In the Depth of Winter's Grip -Word Count: 461
3. Drowned Dead Beneath The Ice  -Word Count: 501

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 2:  
• Day End Word Count Total: 1,845 
• Month Total: 3,164/50k

1. An Eclipse Looms Tonight  -Word Count: 316
2. Ritual of The Blood Moon  -Word Count: 1,215
3. An Eclipse in the Faerie Glen -Word Count: 314

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 3:  
• Day End Word Count Total: 2,445
• Month Total: 5,609/50k

1. Beneath Malevolent Stars -Word Count: 1,888
2. Incandescent Shadows Over Driftwood Bay -Word Count: 312
3. Under the Firelight's Malevolent Spell -Word Count: 245

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 4:  
• Day End Word Count Total: 8,637
• Month Total: 14,246/50k

1. In the Labyrinth of Gloaming -Word Count: 575
2. Labyrinth of the Endless Wraiths -Word Count: 2,179
3. The Gloaming Paths of Wraith and Shadow -Word Count: 553
4. A Path of Twisted Trees -Word count: 4,675
5. The Summoning at the Lighthouse -Word count: 655

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 5:  
• Day End Word Count Total: 2,975
• Month Total: 17,221/50k

1. Intrigue -Word Count: 783
2. A Pomegranate In The Frozen Wasteland -Word Count: 930
3. Forest Kings and Their Antler Crowns -Word Count: 1,222

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 6:   
• Day End Word Count Total: 1,605
• Month Total: 18,826/50k

1. Lanterns Over the Faerie Glen -Word Count: 1,605

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 7:   
• Day End Word Count Total: 7,474
• Month Total: 26,300/50k

1. Ancient Coin Hoard Unearthed -Word Count: 2,677
2. The Cellar's Forgotten Treasure -Word Count: 2,395
3. The Deadly Summoning of Eldritch Flame -Word Count: 2,402

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 8:   
• Day End Word Count Total: 5,432
• Month Total: 33,255/50k

1. Secret Meeting Hidden Behind Closed Doors -Word Count: 2,040
2. The Spectral Vessel Adrift -Word Count: 880
3. Shipyard at Dusk -Word Count: 1,256
4. Wandering Merchant: The Trader's Cryptic Goods (Part 2 of ShipYard At Dusk) -Word Count: 2,779

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 9:   
• Day End Word Count Total: 5,480
• Month Total: 38,735/50k

1. Shadows at Noodle Beach (Part 3 of ShipYard At Dusk) -Word Count: 1,365
2. Whispers on the Water -Word Count: 1,212
3. IkuTursu's Cursed Depths of the Swamp Where Pine Boughs Whisper -Word Count: 1,306
4. The Terror Bird -Word Count: 1,597

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 10:   
• Day End Word Count Total: 3,883
• Month Total: 42,618/50k - I'll reach 50k in about 3 days, so, well before 30 days - at this rate, if I continue this pace, I'll reach 120k in 30 days for NaNoWriMo this year.

1. The Lighthouse's Glass-Eyed Horror -Word Count: 1,400
2. The Pink Tent's Unseen Shadows -Word Count: 1,338
3. Graveyard of Broken Fables -Word Count: 1,145

Other stuff written this week, but it's non-fiction so I've not included word counts:

1. The 500 Story/Drabble Challenge Progress Update
2. I just slept through yet another day…
3. It is 14 years since my stroke
4. Answering your comments/questions about writing/publishing 10, 20, or more posts a day.

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 11:  
• Day End Word Count Total: 1,651
• Month Total: 44,269/50k

1. It's Just a Prank, Goat! -Word Count: 1,651

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 12:  
• Day End Word Count Total: 3,923
• Month Total: 48,192/50k - should hit 50k tomorrow!

1. I Need To Feel Safe -Word Count: 2,022
2. The Book of Tortured Souls -Word Count: 1,901

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 13:  
• Day End Word Count Total: 7,106
• Month Total: 55,298/50k 
• -50,000 of Day 13!!!

1. The Lotus' Silent Prayer on the Sandy Shoreline -Word Count: 2,484
2. The Lich's Kiss - A Flamboyant Nippers Fruit Salad Yaoi Story - aka An Epic Length Poem About Men With Bananas -Word Count: 4,622

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 14:  
• Day End Word Count Total: 5,033
• Month Total: 60,331/50k

1. The Raven in the Hidden Grove -Word Count: 1,310
2. The Raven's Tale -Word Count: 432
3. The Thread of Time -Word Count: 506
4. The Moon Elf's Lament -Word Count: 441
5. The Silence of the Unseen -Word Count: 440
6. Moon's fractured mirror,
   ghostly lobsters wail ashore,
   waves gnash bones of ice. -Word Count: 1,012
7. Velvet Shadows Crawl Beneath the Stars' Gentle Veil -Word Count: 892

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 15: 
• Day End Word Count Total: 3,508
• Month Total: 63,839/50k

1. Jasmine Whispers on Haunted Shores -Word Count: 925
2. Jasmine Weaves Between Ghostly Threads -Word Count: 885
3. Jasmine Shadows Beneath a Bronze Moon -Word Count: 1,698

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 16:  
• Day End Word Count Total: 5,560
• Month Total: 69,399/50k

1. Petrichor Whispers, Silence Whispers Back -Word Count: 1,093
2. Petrichor and Plum Tarts -Word Count: 1,008
3. Petrichor Beneath the Starry Night -Word Count: 1,082
4. Snowbound Silence -Word Count: 1,112
5. The Graveyard That Ate the Living -Word Count: 1,265

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 17: 
• Day End Word Count Total: 1,268
• Month Total: 70,667/50k

1. Wind and Hematite on the Cliff -Word Count: 518
2. You trust that nonsense over a map? -Word Count: 750

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 18:  
• Day End Word Count Total: 8,476
• Month Total: 79,143/50k 

1. Wrath of the Sacred Pink JellyFish -Word Count: 4,290
2. The Moon Elf's Shimmering Silk -Word Count: 2,212
3. Jibber Jabber Ramblings by the Fire -Word Count: 1,974

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 19:   
• Day End Word Count Total: 5,008
• Month Total: 84,151 /50k

1. The Liminal Mists of Eternal Sorrow -Word Count: 3,112
2. Sacred Crochet: The Sacred Threads of A Moon Elf's Midnight Rituals -Word Count: 1,896

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 20:  
•  Day End Word Count Total: 2,079
• Month Total: 86,230/50k

1. Maple Syrup -Word Count: 593
2. Chrysalis of the Enchanted Knotweed Grove -Word Count: 912
3. Chrysalis, A Poem -Word Count: 90
4. Lichen, a Poem -Word Count: 91
5. Drizzling Showers, A Poem -Word Count: 93
6. Spinach Quiche, a Poem -Word Count: 97
7. Rejuvenating, a Poem -Word Count: 100
8. Refreshed, a Poem -Word Count: 103

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 21:  
• Day End Word Count Total: 1,419
• Month Total: 87,649/50k

1. Wind Chimes Made of Wood, a Poem -Word Count: 189
2. Orchard Row, a Poem -Word Count: 99
3. Contentment, a Poem -Word Count: 100
4. Maple Sugar Candy, a Poem -Word Count: 98
5. Thistle, a Poem -Word Count: 98
6. Cold Grips Orchard Row, a Triple Drabble in 3 Perspectives -Word Count: 450
7. Conundrum in the Bazaar, a Triple Drabble in 3 Perspectives -Word Count: 385

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 22:
• Day End Word Count Total: 2,784
• Month Total: 90,433/50k

1. The Rain-Drenched Alley, a Triple Drabble in 3 Perspectives -Word Count: 875 (counting the author's context note as well as the story)
2. Candle, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 99 (uses yesterday's prompt)
3. Autumn Crisp, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 100 (uses yesterday's prompt)
4. Burnt Orange, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 100 (uses yesterday's prompt)
5. Linguine and Blueberries, a Story Poem -Word count: 1,610

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 23:  
• Day End Word Count Total: 2,563
• Month Total: 92,996/50k

1. Sunflower, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 337
2. Honey Fresh Dripping from the Honeycomb, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 350
3. Lupine flowers, by moonlight they bloom, purple and blue; a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 572
4. The Moon's Silver Tears, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 203
5. The Cloaked Figure Across the Room, a Triple Drabble in 3 Perspectives -Word Count: 659
6. Love, a Trembling, Tender Thread, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 182
7. Deep Red Flows, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 187
8. Roses and Honey, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 173

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 24:   
• Day End Word Count Total: 3,845
• Month Total: 96,841/50k

1. Balmy Late Autumn Heat, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 389
2. Warm Sand, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 400
3. Chocolate-Dipped Strawberries, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 177
4. Feeling: Soft Velvet, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 610
5. Snollygoster's Return: The UnDead Politician and His Red Hat Wearing Zombie Horde Shambled By -Word Count: 672
6. The Beauty of a Silk Moth Hatching, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 682 (this one used a prompt for a couple days ago)
7. Hand Dipping Pink Rose Scented Beeswax Candles, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 302
8. A Lobster Roll Made All Wrong, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 311
9. Evil Eggplants Stalking Outside, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 302

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 25:  
•  Day End Word Count Total: 1,676
• Month Total: 98,517/50k

1. Downpour, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 555 — wow — that was unplanned — for people who are paranoid about numbers, I bet that means something.
2. The Stains of Death Will Not Yield aka Laundry Day in The Lighthouse, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 519
3. The Book in the Brook and the Minnows Who Found It There, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 306
4. Mushrooms Bubbling in a Hearty Stew, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 296

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 26:   
• Day End Word Count Total: 2,203
• Month Total: 100,720/50k
• -reached 100k on Day 26!

1. Chaos in The Lighthouse - Shattered Panes, Shattered Minds, a Kishōtenketsu -Word Count: 2,203 (I wrote a part 2 and a part 3 to that story, but I've not yet started editing them, so I'll not count the word counts until the day they are published.)

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 27:  
• Day End Word Count Total: 6,300
• Month Total: 107,020/50k

1. Necromancer of the Parched Sands in the Desert of Diona, a Prosimetrum, featuring The City of Slushies and The Desert of Planet Diona -Word Count: 6,145
2. Flowers, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 155

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 28: 
• Day End Word Count Total: 3,059
• Month Total: 110,079/50k

1. Angry Ocean Waves at Sunset, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 301
2. Sunset: A Bleeding Wound Upon The Sea, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 183
3. Roses on the Beach, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 293
4. Sunrise Mocks the Aching Heart, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 350
5. Maybe the stars will sing once more, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 350
6. Yesterday, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 187
7. If, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 197
8. What is Love but Ceaseless Ache?, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 358
9. Hello, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 322
10. Kindly, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 334
11. Rose Quartz Gleams in Tender Delight, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 184

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 29:   
• Day End Word Count Total: 1,373
• Month Total: 111,452/50k

1. Perfumed Whispers, a Drabble Not Drabbleish MicroFiction -Word Count: 117
2. Threads of Magic, a Drabble Not Drabbleish MicroFiction -Word Count: 193
3. Graveyard Loom, a Drabble Not -Word Count: 242
4. Magic Apples, a Drabble Not -Word Count: 287
5. Clotheslines, Games, and the Village, a Drabble Not -Word Count: 534

• NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 30:  
• Day End Word Count Total: 697
• Month Total: 112,149/50k

1. BioDome Issues, a Drabble Not -Word Count: 149
2. Heartbeat Drum Rhythm, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 182
3. Questions, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 188
4. Secluded Garden: A Secret Kept, a Cherished Shell, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 178

• Finished NaNoWriMo 2024 with 112,149 words. 

Quaraun Swanzen
aka
The Pink Necromancer

Quaraun the Insane (The Pink Necromancer)

Role: Main protagonist.

The story is always from his third-person limited, past tense point of view. Readers only know what Quaraun sees, hears, or thinks.

The series is villain point-of-view fiction. Quaraun is the point of view villain.

Core Identity

• Race: Moon Elf, biologically female but lives as a male (like Lythande).

• Presentation: Flamboyant, frail, autistic, stoic. Dresses in extravagant resplendent pink silk robes, gemstone-covered.

• Disability: Crippled. Hands crushed in childhood—clawed, fused, nearly immobile. Uses mechanical gold-plated gloves. 

• Limited mobility: uses cane, walker, or wheelchair. Often falls. Hates needing help.

• Power: Necromancer, feared and worshipped. Holds the Rainbow Wand, a mage-tech laser weapon with 16 deadly settings. Known for theatrical, brutal magic use.

• Status: Billionaire artisan tailor, Court Mage of the UnSeelie Court. 

• Worshipped by Thullids. 

• Often pregnant.

• Collects heads. Has rooms full of shelves of the heads of his victims.

Personality:

• Elegant, high strung, overly dramatic, dangerously obsessive, particularly about silk and BoomFuzzy.

• Psychotic villain-vibes, with emotionally venomous monologues.

• Detests being called insane, fragile, or weak—responds with violence and vitriol.

• Hates everything and everyone, an very vocal about it.

• Speaks slowly, with no contractions, and often delivers furious, poetic monologues.

• Never uses contractions, unless he's agitated and forgets to refuse to use them. If he starts using contractions, run, that's the sign he's about to kill someone.

Quaraun is a Supervillain, not a Hero.

• He’s not “complex” in the typical literary sense of a morally gray anti-hero.

• He murders without remorse, often for petty slights or inconvenience.

• He collects heads like trophies. That's not heroic or misunderstood—that's pure villain behavior.

• He’s mentally unstable, obsessed with control, and proud of his capacity for violence.

• His motivations are selfish, obsessive, and reactive, not noble.

What he is NOT:

• He is not a tragic misunderstood hero.

• He is not seeking redemption.

• He is not doing bad things for a greater good.

Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer:

The F2M transgender Persian Moon Elf main character: The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun The Insane, wearing his pink robes of Moon Goddess worship.

F2M for those unaware = Quaraun was biologically born female, but transitioned to live as a male; this is why there are stories where Quaraun is sometimes pregnant, in spite of being male and using he/him male pronouns. Quaraun is a Necromancer by the actual dictionary definition of the word, meaning he is a psychic medium who sees and hears ghosts, and uses tarot, spirit boards, and seances to communicate with the dead.

By profession he is a silk weaver/tailor/silk merchant. Quaraun is an Elder God JellyFish who takes the form of an Elf to blend in with society. His 12 foot long hair is made out of venomous, stinging jellyfish tentacles. Quaraun is BoomFuzzy's apprentice and regarded as the world's most powerful still living wizard. Quaraun's exact age is unknown, but he is somewhere around 750 years old. In his SunTa form he is twelve thousand years old. The Scared Pink JellyFish that lives in him, is stated to being over two million years old.

Quaraun is a transman who wears boob bindings, but also has had a forced against his will double mastectomy as a form of punishment, in his youth which heavily contributed to his becoming transgender transitioning to become a man.

Quaraun was the youngest child of a deranged Seelie Court Elf king who had all daughters and wanted a son.

Quaraun was born intersex, having both male and female genitals, and is able to both father children in others and give birth to children himself. Quaraun was also born with severe mental disorders, generally presumed to have low-functioning autism.

As a teenager, Quaraun was identifying as a female and was one of the favourite princesses of the Elf's royal court.

When Quaraun attracted the romantic attention of the UnSeelie Court Faerie King, her father, infuriated, cut off her breasts and mutilated her vagina, in a brutal attempt to force his intersex child to become his son. When Quaraun tried to fight back to defend himself, his father crushed his hands in the grinding wheel of a millstone, which is why Quaraun now has metal prosthetic hands.

Quaraun left The Seelie Court, joined forced with the UnSeelie Court, and continued wearing the royal pink gowns of a Seelie Elven princess, but took to binding his mutilated breasts, using male pronouns and identify as a male, and went on to marry the UnSeelie Court Faerie King becoming his court mage.

All of that information can be found in the novels.

Many of the stories in this collection are elderly Quaraun, now many centuries later, reflecting on this event from his youth.

Quaraun's fluctuating gender, confuses readers who jump into the series without knowing that he is a LITERAL JellyFish.

Quaraun is not biologically a Moon Elf. He is a Thullid, a type of psionic jellyfish-like Elder Brain parasite, who lives inside the hollowed-out skull of a long-dead Moon Elf, animating the Elf’s corpse from within. The long, pink, venomous tentacle “hair” is his real body—his jellyfish appendages disguised as hair. The Elf body is decorative and functional, used for social interaction and manipulating tools.

Quaraun lacks a brain because Thullids are brainless telepathic organisms. His frequent declaration of “I have no brain” is not poetic—he literally has no nervous system. He is immortal due to the regenerative cycle of his species, which allows him to revert between life stages indefinitely, like the real-world Turritopsis dohrnii, the immortal jellyfish.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_dohrnii

His gender changes are biologically driven: Jellyfish naturally change sex throughout their lifespan, and Quaraun fluidly alternates between presenting male and female depending on his stage.

Among Thullids, Quaraun is revered as The Sacred Pink Jellyfish, a mythic Elder Brain believed to be the first of their kind. Some Thullids consider him their god—a divine mother figure, while others fear him as a heretical abomination for bonding emotionally with Faeries and not fully consuming his host.

His obsession with silk, beauty, and delicate physical things is a sensory fixation rooted in his species' natural attraction to light, colour, and texture. His humanoid identity is an elaborate social mask over a barely concealed alien intelligence.

Quaraun is to silk what Sweeney Todd was to barbering: a genius artisan twisted by grief and madness, the best who ever lived—unmatched, elegant, and utterly insane. A stoic, frail Moon Elf who walks with a jewelled cane and speaks in venom-laced poetry, Quaraun weaves spells into every thread of his fabrics. His garments are coveted by kings, cursed by gods, and soaked in the blood of those who dared insult his artistry. He is not just a master tailor—he is a surgeon of silk and murder.

He dresses in shimmering pinks, but his soul is black. His broken, clawed hands move only with the aid of enchanted gold-plated gloves, yet his work is flawless, obsessive, and beautiful enough to drive men mad. Quaraun kills without warning—quietly, suddenly, and with theatrical flourish. A single word, a gesture, the wrong look, and his Rainbow Wand flashes—a throat is slit, a body turned to ash, a city devoured by pink rose-thorned eldritch vines. Then he returns to his loom, unbothered.

He is the crown jewel of psychotic elegance. Worshipped by monsters, feared by all, he built an empire of silk, medicine, and black market magic—then burned it down and made it again, better, crueler, silkier. His love for BoomFuzzy is obsessive and violent. His patience is limited. And when the world displeases him, he carves its seams out one scream at a time.

The series is classified as MPreg due to the fact that in many stories, Quaraun is often pregnant, usually by BoomFuzzy, sometimes by GhoulSpawn

Quaraun has 75 children, most notable of which are King Vileder, Melaca, and Dr. Vangoneese. 

His most notable grandson is Sir Roderic, owner of The Twighlight Manor.

While is most notable great grand sons are Etiole and The Dazzling Razzbury.

Stories about Quaraun are usually set in the era between him being 750 to 800 years old, as this was the time period GhoulSpawn lived with him. GhoulSpawn only lived with Quaraun for a space of around thirty years. This is the era when Quaraun was still identifying as male, but was beginning to dress far more female, due to his growing obsession with Moon Goddess worship. This era was the early stages of his religious tyranny which would lead to his later decent into insanity and eventually crowning himself as The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets and renaming himself SunTa – God of the Sun.

Quaraun's magic is rooted in real world Vodu.

Both Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are "Voodoo Priests"

Quaraun is the High Priest of both Erzulie Fréda and Erzulie Dantò, that he is their literal, chosen vessel on Earth, and that he lives not just in devotion but in spiritual embodiment—changes the stakes of every spell, every silk thread, every grave he tends.

This is not aesthetic. This is ritual duty.

This is queer rage, sacred blood, sequins as wards, and daggers as offerings.

This is Black Vodun, trans survival, Moon-crowned vengeance, and ancestral pride stitched in pink and red silk.

And BoomFuzzy—blind, Black, devoted to the Guédé, walking with Baron Samdi and Papa Legba—adds the liminal fire. He’s not background; he’s the doorway to the afterlife, the veil-ripper, the sex-and-death pathwalker who tempers Quaraun’s fire with irreverent grit.

Quaraun’s Magic:

• Comes from Benin-line Voodoo, not Hollywood Voodoo.
• Is built on serpent rites, silk thread, ancestral pacts, and veve-carved looms.
• Wears pink and glitter because he serves Erzulie Fréda as protector of gay/trans/queer lives.
• Carries daggers (even metaphorically) because he serves Erzulie Dantò, protector of abused children and victims of rape and exploitation.
• Is a fanatical spiritual warrior, not a casual mage.
• Every spell he sells is an act of devotion, not whimsy.

Quaraun is an Erzulie priest, who calls Erzulie the Moon Goddess and that is WHY Quaraun wears pink and glitter.

Quaraun's grandson AlKeme is a Hungon of Damballa, which is why he wears white and has serpent tattoos.

Quaraun spends an inordinate amount of time in graveyards making goopher dust; he hot foots the area around his vardo before setting it up, he draws veve on the vardo and weaves veve into all his cloth, he sets up altars to the loa everywhere he goes.

Quaraun worships Eruzuili, both Freda (pink and glitter) and Danta (red and blood). The twin brides of Damballah.

Both Erzuli's are fierce.

Freda is the deceptively "frilly" in her pinks and sequins, but she is the fierce protector of gay men and transgender people, while her twin sister Danta is the dagger wielding protector of children and sexual abuse survivors.

Quaraun sees himself as their literal representative on earth, it is why he (Quaraun is biologically female) lives as a transman, lives as a gay man, and is a vicious vigilanti protector of children and rape victims. Quaraun takes his role as High Priest of the Moon Goddess VERY seriously. He is devote to the point of being fanatical.

The glitter is not just campy flair. The pink is not aesthetic.
It’s ceremonial, sacred, snake-bound, moon-pulled beauty magic.

Benin–Dahomey Vodun: (how it is different from New Orleans Voodoo)

Benin–Dahomey lineage of Vodun is distinct from the more often cited Yoruba-based, Creole-fused, or Haitian-influenced versions that get overrepresented (and frequently misrepresented) in Western media.

My family descends from Benin, Dahomey, and uses the "snake cult" tradition of voodoo passed down through the Benin line. We are a mix of Scottish, Persian, Mongolian, Kowari PNG, and Benin, Dahomey, in our bloodline and family religion traditions. So we default to the Scottish and Benin type Voodoo which is a bit different from the French/Creole/Yuroba type. So I am pulling from family tradition for this.

Key Differences I'm Working From

• Snake cult (Vodoun Dangbé / Damballa) origin: Central to my great-grandfather's tradition is reverence for serpents as divine, especially python spirits. Snake symbolism isn’t just present—it’s the core axis of cosmology, healing, protection, and balance.

• Ancestral lineage and ritual objects (altars, fetishes, dolls, fabric, knots) matter more than bookwork or formalized creole liturgy.

• Often includes cloth bundles, thread, shells, bones, horns, and ritual objects passed through families, not store-bought.

• Less emphasis on Catholic overlay (like saints) and more on the direct invocation of Loa, often through sacred objects made in secretive, generational practices—woven, buried, fed, or bathed ritually.

• Feminine power is central: I mentioned Erzulie—yes, but your Erzulie is likely not the New Orleans romance-fairy caricature, but the Benin-style fierce Moon Goddess of fertility, justice, psychic power, vengeance, and beauty.

• Scottish syncretism with my family's path means I'm also carrying in Faerie folk knowledge, glamour magic, weaving as power, word-binding, oath-stones, and wind curses. All very consistent with Quaraun’s background.

• Serpent-and-thread magic
• Loom-woven veve glyphs
• Word-bound silk strips and moon-charmed pins
• Bloodline spell bundles passed down and fed with offerings
• Fae logic meets ancestral pacts
• Real, functional folk items that do things—not just sit there and “feel haunted”

Every spell he makes should reflect ritual purpose, symbolic logic, and multi-cultural synthesis from the life he actually lives:
A Vodou-rooted, neurodivergent silk mage, working graveyard spells at midnight while whispering to his moths, calling serpents and spirits with equal reverence.

And he doesn't think twice about slitting the throats of rapists and child abuses in the name of Erzulie Dantò

BoomFuzzy’s Magic:

• Rooted in Baron Samdi, Guédé rites, graveyard wit, and Papa Legba’s crossroads.
• Uses crude language, rum, sugar, spice, dirt, bones, and uncensored truth.
• Serves the spirits of the dead, but also helps the living pass safely.
• Makes offerings with gingerbread and absinthe, not just for fun—but as ritual keys to ancestral communion.

This is why you see my characters doing "Granny swamp Magic" as opposed to doing Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter/Dungeons and Dragons magic.

Voodoo the religion, Hoodoo the ritual practice, and Faerie folklore are combined to create the Magic System used by these three quasi-Voodoo mages.

Voodoo (Voudou / Vodou / New Orleans Voodoo):

• A religion, not a spell system.

• Combines West African spiritual systems (especially from the Fon, Ewe, Yoruba) with Catholicism, and indigenous practices.

• Centered around honouring spirits (called Loa, or Lwa) through altars, offerings, possession, veves, drumming, ritual dance, ancestral veneration.

• In New Orleans, it's been heavily shaped by Creole, French, and Spanish Catholic influence, and Spiritism.

• Voodoo may include spellcraft, but that part is often misrepresented—it's more about ritual devotion, possession, and service to spirits.

Hoodoo (Rootwork / Conjure / Trick Doctoring):

• Not a religion. It’s a separate system of African-American folk magic.

• Based on spiritual power through natural items and ritual practice: roots, bones, herbs, personal effects, crossroads, ancestor work.

• Practitioners don’t “worship” spirits—they manipulate spiritual forces using material items.

• Hoodoo spellwork is where you get things like: 

• Spells are literal: “write the name on paper, anoint with oil, fold away from you, place in jar with herbs, seal, bury at a crossroads.” That is a spell.

Quaraun uses protective items for queer folks and abuse survivors explicitly, since that's core to his Erzulie devotion. He has spells for:

• Trans protection
• Binding abusers
• Queer love blessing
• Warding against spiritual violence
• Justice jars for courts and police corruption

Queer Black Vodun + Silk Craftsmanship + Graveyard Rootwork = Quaraun’s Signature Magic.

• Erzulie Fréda spells: pink, glitter, perfume, sweet—but deadly precise.

• Erzulie Dantò spells: red, iron, thread, and blood-bound justice.

• And weave in BoomFuzzy's Guédé traditions for spirit work, trickster death rites, and grave-clearing.

However... the reason I do not call (in the books) what Quaraun does "Voodoo" is because it is NOT straight up just Voodoo a, and it draws on a lot of more Fantasy types of things as well. And as I am myself a Voodoo priestess rank of Medsan Fey, I know the harm that can be and often if done to our religion when you use the word voodoo in fictional media, especially in Fantasy genres featuring wizards or witches and spell casting.

It is for this reason you never see the Loa mentioned by name, and why you see Quaraun only ever say "The Moon Goddess" (Freda) or "The Moon Goddess's bloody soaked twin sister" (Dantor) or "The Snake God" (Damballa), etc.

You see, while the core base of Quaraun's magic system is in fact real world Voodoo and Hoodoo, it is changed quite a bit as well, has a lot of "Harry Potter" type magic with wands and potions, and a lot of Dungeons and Dragons type magic with big elemental spells like summoning fireballs or casting tornados full of sharks, and monster magic (dragons, mimics, psions, etc) and magic items (bags of holding, cursed amulets, etc) that are not connected to voodoo at all, and could give readers the wrong impression of the Vodoun religion.

You see, contrary to popular urban myths, there is nothing spooky, evil, horror, death spell, demonic, or scary about the Vodou religion, which is a peaceful religion based on reverance of ancestors. There is no "voodoo dolls" or sticking pins in things or casting curses, in actual real Voodoo.

Hoodoo Dolls come from ancient Scotland and are part of Scottish Hoodoo.

Note: Voodoo is an African word, whereas Hoodoo is a Medieval Celtic word originating from the Picts of what is now ScotlanHoodoo is a magic based pagan religion similar to Wicca, which is also a Celtic religion.

Hoodoo was brought to the Appalachians region of America's South by the Scottish Gypsies. It got mixed into the Voodoo religion, when Scottish Hoodooers were smuggling escaped slaves out of the South and taking them to the North.

In the 1700s to 1800s White Slavers would say things like "That hoodoo voodoo mumbo jumbo" to be dismissive of minorities (Blacks and Gypsies) and try to make it sound like Black people and Gypsies were talking jibberish nonsense. End result was that by the late 1800s a lot of white folk were using the Scottish word Hoodoo interchangeably with the African word Voodoo.

Hoodoo DOES in fact use dolls to stick pins in and put curses on people. Curses and hexes and doll baby spells are a central part of Scottish Gypsy culture.

But Voodoo has no culture or tradition of curses, hexes, or doll baby spells.

It was not until the 1920s and Bela Lugosi's movie "The white Zombie" that the word "Voodoo Doll" was even invented. And it was created very simply to make the Black slaves in the movie look evil, for practicing the religion of Voodoo. The White Zombie movie took the practice of Hoodoo and incorrectly slapped the name of Voodoo on it, and this the invention of the Voodoo Doll - a thing that exists ONLY in Hollywood movies.

Unfortunately, that movie got popular, and other movies band wagoned it's success, and soon voodoo dolls were a staple of every Horror movie of the 1920s and 1930s, and by the end of the 1930s Hollywood had convinced everyone that the Voodoo religion was full of curses, evil rituals, and sticking pins in dolls, when in fact that stuff all originated from us Scottish Gypsies and NOT from Black people or their Voodoo religion.

In any case, it was to avoid causing further damage to the Voodoo religion, thar I opted to not use any real names of any religions or deities in my books.

• For those unaware, the Quaraun series started out as fanfiction of several things before going on to be it's own thing (most fanfiction things were removed by 1987, and all fanfiction elements removed completely by 2012; from 1996 to 2012 the series was published daily on FanFiction.net, from 2004 to 2010 on MySpace {back when MySpace was a blogging platform}, and from 2005 to 2013 Squidoo). 

• Over the decades it has featured fanfiction from many things, including: It was a combination fanfiction of 

1. The Rocky Horror Picture Show, 
2. Faeries, 
3. Rainbow Brite, 
4. The Herself the Elf, 
5. Rose-Petal Place, 
6. Dragonriders of Pern,
7. She-Ra: Princess of Power, 
8. The Love Bug, 
9. The Cat From Outer Space, 
10. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, 
11. Jem and The Holograms, 
12. ElfQuest, 
13. Splash, 
14. The Dark Crystal, 
15. Labyrinth, 
16. The Smurfs, 
17. The Fall of the House of Usher, 
18. Dr. Phibes Rises Again!, 
19. House on Haunted Hill, 
20. Beneath The Planet Of The Apes, 
21. AD&D/Spelljammer, 
22. Mad Max, 
23. Inuyasha, 
24. and Don't Starve.

• Primary among them was the character Lythande by Marion Zimmer Bradley, whom Quaraun’s character is based upon.

• At it's core, the entire series was most heavily fanfiction of Lythande and The Mists of Avalon, both by Marion Zimmer Bradley.

• Before there was Quaraun, there was Lythande by Marion Zimmer Bradly… the FIRST intersex, transgender homeless Gypsy mage, part of The Mists of Avalon series, which spans dozens of books throughout the 1970s & 1980s, all featuring an intersex, female to male mage main character .

• Lythande started out as a series of short stories in magazines in the 1970s, and was later complied into a collection in the 1980s. After Bradley’s death, several unpublished Lythande stories were found and her granddaughter published “The Complete Lythande” which includes everything she wrote, including the previously unpublished stories, which remain unedited and unfinished.

• After publishing the first Lythande story, Bradley issued a letter to her fans, that Lythande was without copyright and “open world” and invited fans to write more stories for the series. I was one of the fans who answered this.

• When the Bradley lawsuits and court cases rocked the literary world a few years later, I unpublished everything featuring Lythande and the world, and changed all characters and world to OC ones, republishing them, in what is now The Quaraun series.

• For those unfamiliar with Lythande it was the first mass market produced book to feature a transgender main character.

• Lythande at the time of it’s publication was one of the most controversial, most hated, most boycotted, and most banned book of the era — due to it being the first TRADITIONALY PUBLISHED by one of the “Big Four” publishing houses, to feature a TRANSGENDER main character.

• Lythande is a lesbian female, who lives in a part Medival, part ancient Persia, part modern space traveling CyberTech world dominated by woman hating men -who are mass murdering females at alarming levels in an attempt to rid the world of the evil that is women. Lesbian women are the primary target in this nightmarish dystopian world where the LGBTQAI+ community is being massacred in a dictator decreed genocide. In order to help her fellow lesbians gain their rights and freedoms, Lythande goes undercover as a man to infiltrate The Blue Star Warriors, a group of male mages who control the world’s magic. She becomes the most powerful mage of all time across all dimensions, but when the leader of The Blue Star Warriors discovers she is a woman, he curses her. The curse forces her to live the rest of her life as a man, including, she is no longer able to have sex as a woman, literally turning into a male with a penis whenever she tries to have sex with her female lover; additional she is cursed with immortally and lives for thousands of years, falling in love with hundreds of women, and never able to be with any of them as a woman… 

• unfortunately… like Firefly, the series remains unfinished, because the author died before she finished writing it, so, we never find out how the series would have ended.

• My Quaraun books, take that exact same premise and run with it on a full blow ‘What if?”

• — I do highly recommend you read Lythande, if you want to gain a full ‘lore background” on the lore behind my Quaraun series :

The Complete Lythande (Amazon Affiliate Link)
It’s a long wait until the Last Battle of Law and Chaos, when the forces of Good and Evil will clash for the final…amzn.to

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King Gwallmaiic Muddsburge
aka
BoomFuzzy The Unicorn

BoomFuzzy (King Gwallmaiic)

Role: Quaraun’s husband, lover, protector, and king of the UnSeelie Court. Cannibalistic Lich & pastry chef.

Core Identity:

• Species: Phooka (Faerie), undead Lich.

• Race: Black man, 5’1” pygmy from Papua New Guinea. Blind—sees only inches in front of him. Uses steampunk VR goggles to see.

• Form: Shifts between humanoid form and a lilac Shetland pony unicorn with a silver horn. Can take the form of (living) anything or any one.

• Status: King of the UnSeelie Court. 

• A former TV celebrity chef with Goblin sous chefs, currently works as a food truck chef.

• Owner of a culinary empire; owns dozens of restaurants, food trucks, taverns, pubs, biker bars, noodle shops, pizza parlors, candy shops, and tea houses across the planet.

Personality:

• Crude, foul-mouthed, hypersexual, cocky, chaotic. 

• Uses everything as an excuse to flirt with Quaraun.

• Unapologetically lewd. Extremely possessive and jealous of Quaraun.

• Reckless. Cruel to others, loving and teasing toward Quaraun.

• Thinks nothing of holding someone's face on a frying pan and grilling them to death.

• Often mocks Quaraun’s seriousness with sex jokes and threats of horny violence.

• Uses Scottish street slang, colloquialisms, metonymy, and filthy vulgarity.

• Swears constantly. Uses the word 'fuck' like it was a replacement for commas, quotation marks, and periods, but he's from Biddeford, so that's expected.

• Speaks fast, sharp, unpredictable. Lecherous and violent in every sentence.

• King of Pepper Valley in the year 3999 - Pepper Valley was Pepperell Mills Valley, Biddeford, Maine in the 20th century. 

• His river sprawling red brick kitchen filled smoke stack towered, fortress is the 40th century rebuilt version of North Damn Mill and Pepperell Mill Factories.

BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a type of Scottish Faerie.

• Phookas are a Scottish Faerie that are also know as Boggarts in England

• and are the creatures seen in Harry Potter, that show up as the thing you fear the most, what Ron saw as a giant spider while Harry saw a Dementor; 

• in American folklore they are known as BoogeyMen aka The Foot Monster aka The ShadowMan aka The Monster in the Closet and are said to hide under beds or in closets and come out after midnight to eat children's feet and drag the child into a portal pit to the Realm of Fae that exists under every child's bed.

• In Scottish folklore they are a type of bloodthirsty Kelpie that lives in wells and swamps and eats lone travelers who got lost in the forest. 

• according to Scottish folklore they are the single most evil, most deadly, and most feared creatures of all of Fae, feared even by RedCaps who dare not tangle with a Phooka

• BoomFuzzy's character combines all three of these folklore traditions.

• Phookas with a PH sounded out like an F (fooKA) are not to be confused with Pooka (no H and sounded out with a hard P aka POOca).

• Pooka are childrens imaginary friends, most famous of which are Winnie the Pooh and Harvey the Rabbit

• Phookas and Pooka are similar in that they are shapeshifters and are usually only seen by children, and often can not be seen by adults.

• In the series many people/characters can not see or hear BoomFuzzy. 

• Quaraun and GhoulSpawn, other Faeries, and most children can see him, but the majority of Human adults in the series can not see or hear BoomFuzzy and so when they see Quaraun talking to him, it looks as though Quaraun is talking to himself, which leads to people calling him "Quaraun the Insane".

As the series is set mostly in Maine (but also Massachusetts, and sometimes Quebec, and rarely Peru and Persia) the plotlines run on the assumption that there is nothing which terrifies Americans more than a Black man and this is why the Humans who can see him, see a Black man. In Peruvian stories Humans usually see him as BirdMan or Panther, while in Quebec Humans usually see him as Krampus, and in Persia Humans usually see him as a demonic Nuckelavee type horse.

BoomFuzzy is a Sadistic, Hypersexual, Undead Murder Machine, built by The Pink Necromancer to be his lover and protector. 

• He is a Phooka, who can look like anything or any one he wants to be. he has several "Human" forms he takes and several "Unicorn" forms he takes. No one but Quaraun knows what BoomFuzzy ACTUALLY looks like.

• Because quaraun has a massive phobia of White men, BoomFuzzy usually takes on the form of a Black man.

• Cannibalistic Lich pastry chef? He literally cooks and eats people. Often while they are still alive.

• He is obsessed with Quaraun to the point of possessive psychotic violence.

• He’s gleeful in torture. Holds people’s faces on hot pans. Mocks their screams.

• Sexual sadist, violent dominator, and the actual monster under your bed.

• He was The Pink Necromancer's first attempt at resurrecting UnDead, but because he was old and set in his ways before death, he's now difficult to control after death.

What he is NOT:

• Not a lovable rogue.

• Not a misunderstood sex-positive icon.

• Not a wise old mentor.

He is a Faerie war criminal who cooks souls for desserts.

King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn:

The Lich Chef – Undead Cannibal God, Frost-Faerie of the Eternal Banquet

Quaraun's husband, BoomFuzzy aka King Gwallmaiic, a Scottish Phooka, who is King of The UnSeelie Court. BoomFuzzy is a "classic fantasy type" Necromancer who uses sorcery to raise the dead. 

Being a Faerie he is also an illusionist and master of trickster magic. By profession, he is a Master Chef, owning the global monopoly on restaurants, taverns, pubs, and food trucks. Until his death, BoomFuzzy was regarded as the world's most powerful wizard. He is now a Lich.

BoomFuzzy is a candy mage and he is literally an actual unicorn.

I have discovered over the years, that readers often think of BoomFuzzy as though he were a man who takes a unicorn form, and that is incorrect.

BoomFuzzy the Unicorn is an actual Unicorn who takes a Humanoid form so that he can be with an Elf lover (Quaraun). And this was done SPECIFICALLY in 2013, when Amazon mass banned "Monster Porn" from their website, changing their ToS to state that all romantic relationships between character, MUST be "HUMAN FORM". Over twenty thousand authors were banned from Amazon, including some of the biggest names in traditionally published Romance,  and more then two million books were banned by Amazon, included over five thousand books published by Harlequin - Harlequin, never recovered either - good search for Harlequin books on Amazon, you'll see what I mean..

And contrary to popular myth, Amazon was NOT targeting only Erotica, they went after EVERY GENRE - Romance, Fantasy, Horror, you name it, even books without sex, including children's books that simply feature anthropomorphic characters, including several Disney books featuring Mickey and Donald. Amazon, in February 2013, simply declared, any romantic couple had to BOTH be humanoid. . And while my series did not have sex, it did have an Elf who was married to a Unicorn. And so since 2014 onward, all books written that end up on Amazon, show BoomFuzzy in humanoid form. You have to read the books published elsewhere for the horse form stories now.   

And so in 2013, all Quaraun books were removed from Amazon KDP, many never to return, because 2013 was the same year my son was murdered, a few months later, and so I simply never got around to editing the books and republishing them.

The books that did get republished, no longer showed Quaraun and his UNICORN LOVER and instead showed Quaraun and his Unicorn who was NOW A SHAPE SHIFTER (something BoomFuzzy was NOT prior to 2014) who took a Human-like form in many scenes.

His TRUE FORM is the lilac Shetland Pony.

The little black man he transforms into is the illusion glimmer spell form.

Remember, BoomFuzzy's magic is bizarro unicorn magic that defies laws of physics. BoomFuzzy the Unicorn is the only known Unicorn in existence, an absolutely unique and astoundingly rare creature.

BoomFuzzy, the novel, a 750 page novel that sold over a million copies in 2014, is literally about BoomFuzzy's candy shop where he makes candy, including unicorn shaped peppermints. BoomFuzzy's BoomFudgy Chocolate Cover Apricots are a pivotal and legendary candy in the series, most notably because it was the last thing he made before he injected them with poison and then ate one to kill himself, an event that directly resulted in Quaraun's becoming a necromancer specifically so he could resurrect BoomFuzzy as a Lich, but because Quaraun was drunk, he resurrected BoomFuzzy as a purple unicorn. BoomFuzzy now back from the Swamp of Death, returned to candy making and pastry cheffing.

Also in the above mentioned novel is a scene, which shows the young, innocent, and still a virgin Moon Elf, find a tiny Unicorn, the size of a goat, caught in a Human's trap. A horse normally would die from a broken leg, due to their delicate bone structure. The young virgin Elf freed the Unicorn from the steel jaws trap, and hid the dying horned pony in the marsh, then tended to it's injuries, caring for the unicorn for nearly 3 years before the tiny pony finally recovered the use of it's leg. The unicorn ran away, but never forgot the Elf who saved it.

Years later, when Quaraun (in a direct retelling of Rapunzel) was tortured and locked in the tower by his deranged father, the unicorn miraculously returned and rescued the dying Elf, roles reversing, as the Unicorn now took on initially a Moon Elf form to tend to the Elf's injuries.

The Elf was terrified of seeing a Moon Elf and the scene follows the Unicorn changing form many times becoming gnomes and drawfs and many other creatures, before finally transforming into the little black pygmy man, whom Quaraun was not frightened of. The Unicorn kept this form from that point after, and 2 of them later married.

It is long established in the series that Quaraun - a TINY WHITE FEMALE - is absolutely terrified of LARGE WHITE MALES after a childhood of beatings and sexual abuse. And this was why a PYGMY BLACK man did not scare Quaraun, and the reason for BoomFuzzy taking this form.

It is for this reason Quaraun says "Unicorn" or "my Unicorn" and never "BoomFuzzy", because BoomFuzzy literally IS an actual Unicorn.

Unicorn magic is a blend of My Little Pony Cuteness, Alice in Wonderland Absurdity, and McGees Alice's deranged insanity. And it includes BoomFuzzy's Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies a box of peep like marshmallow bunnies coating with glistening pink sugar, that when thrown "Worms 3D Holy Hand Grenade Style" at someone they turn into "Monty Python style Vampire Bunnies" that act as BoomFuzzy's personal army.

But many readers have taken issue with BoomFuzzy being a black man - to the point that it is why I no longer have email, because one reader too to DAILY writing 10k+ word long emails, railing white power black-hating craziness, for the space of multiple years and I simply got rid of having email because I got sick of white readers having anti-black meltdowns at me every day. These readers quite simply forgot that BoomFuzzy the UNICORN, is LITERALLY A HORSE and is NOT a man at all.

BoomFuzzy is not a man. He was once—a vile, demonic Faerie war-HORSE, a blood-soaked pastry baking UNICORN king whose empire fed nations their own dead—but that was a lifetime ago. On the hundredth anniversary of his death, he clawed his way back from the grave as a Lich, and what returned was something colder, crueler, and utterly unkillable.

Now he is immortal. Cut off his head, he reattaches it. Burn his body, he reforms in frost. Kill him, and he rises again, smiling through teeth of ice.

He is a Lich of frost and famine, whose kiss draws the warmth from the living, freezing their blood solid in their veins. He commands necromantic ice magic, conjuring blizzards from his breath, snowstorms from his fury. His kitchens are meat lockers, his ovens tombs.

BoomFuzzy is a culinary god of death who wields his chef’s knives with the elegance of a ballet dancer and the precision of an autopsy. His sous chefs are goblins. His ingredients? Anyone who displeases him. He is obsession incarnate—possessive, jealous, feral with love for Quaraun.

And he is not a joke. His crude flirtation, his lewd innuendos—they are weapons of psychological war, not humour. His rage simmers beneath every pun. His hunger is endless. He has murdered whole cities for daring to look at Quaraun the wrong way. He is the UnSeelie King, an undead tyrant, and when he says “I love you,” he means “I own you,” and he will freeze the world to prove it.

BoomFuzzy is also half-Human. His mother was a Mongolian/Chinese Human, which is why he wears distinctively Asian outfits, along with a great kilt worn as a cape. Known as BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, he often takes the form of a purple Unicorn. BoomFuzzy's exact age is unknown, though he was well over two thousand years old at the time of his death, and Quaraun resurrected him as a Lich around 500+ years ago, making him close to 3,000 years old.

In his BlackBird form he is fifteen thousand years old.

Greymorsh Liore
aka
GhoulSpawn

GhoulSpawn (Glinta; Ghouly; Gremlin)

Role: Minor background character. Quaraun’s shy admirer. The stabilizing third wheel of the trio.

Core Identity:

• Species: Sheep-Demon-Satyr.

• Origin: From literal Hell. Isekai’d to 1970s Earth, then Isekai’d to 40th century Earth. Hippie background. Terrified of this new, violent world.

• Appearance: Gold fleece, ram horns, digitigrade legs. Speaks like a nervous wreck.

• Power: Fire summoner, growing into powerful magic. Cannot lie. Will surpass both Quaraun and BoomFuzzy in time.

Personality:

• Stoic, emotionally flat, often overwhelmed and overstimulated.

• Cannot understand humor; jokes confuse or distress him.

• Gentle, submissive, devoted to Quaraun, terrified of BoomFuzzy.

• Analytical, obsessive, detail-oriented. Loves Quaraun but feels inferior.

• Speaks in long, breathless, run-on sentences with Polysyndeton, Congeries, Metanoia, and Eutrepismus. Frequently self-corrects mid-sentence. Says too much.

• Thinks aloud, overly explains everything, repeats phrases in panic.

GhoulSpawn is a Sheep Demon Stranded in a Nightmare.

• Emotionally flat, incapable of understanding humor, hyper-analytical, and completely overwhelmed.

• Not evil yet—but growing under the influence of these monsters.

• He follows them not because he wants to, but because he’s clinging to Quaraun like a trauma anchor.

• He’s not safe. 

• He’s unstable. 

• Emotionally numb Isekai'd Sheep-Demon slowly turning evil

• And his powers are escalating.

What he is NOT:

• Not comic relief.

• Not a sidekick with a conscience.

• Not there to balance out the evil.

He is the next monster in the making.

• He was The Pink Necromancer's NEXT attempt at resurrecting UnDead, only he's not yet dead; he's still alive, but because he is young and eager to please his elders, he's now being sculpted and molded by both Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, into becoming Cheeka, the most deadly monster The Pink Necromancer ever built.

Glinta aka GhoulSpawn the Crazed:

Their on again-off again mad scientist golden fleeced Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine.

GhoulSpawn was born on a boiling, fire planet, but as a small child was summoned to 1959 Earth by Humans with a ouija board. He lived among Humans, getting a PhDs in Quantum Physic and AstroPhysics, invented time travel, built a time machine, and then in 1978, fell through a portal, and is now trapped in 40th century Maine.

Being a Demon from literal Hell, he has natural elemental abilities with fire and can summon hell creatures.

He is Quaraun's apprentice, and feared by Humans to be on a fast track to becoming more powerful than either BoomFuzzy or Quaraun.

The Rift-Walker – Hell’s Chronomancer, Demon of Portals, Summoner of Infernal Livestock

GhoulSpawn is a walking black hole in reality—a Sweeney Todd of the space-time continuum, whose trauma-choked mind opens gates to other realms the way others draw breath. He is the greatest chronomancer in existence, a Sheep-Demon Satyr displaced by centuries, abandoned in a frozen hellscape, and now loyal only to Quaraun. His hooves leave scorched snow behind him. His golden omega eyes never blink. And when he speaks, it is with robotic honesty and unnerving exactness—truth only, always, emotionless, sterile, and terrifying.

He cannot lie. He cannot joke. He does not understand laughter. But he understands orders—and when Quaraun gives them, entire villages are erased in molten firestorms, devoured by bleating obsidian sheep, or dragged into alternate timelines that never end.

GhoulSpawn is no child. He is not innocent. He is the Omega Gate, a biological weapon, soft-spoken and broken, but capable of unraveling oceans when triggered.

He speaks in spirals, breathless and endless, overwhelmed by too much memory and not enough grounding. He opens rifts that cannot be closed. He is terrified of BoomFuzzy but obeys him without question.

GhoulSpawn does not laugh when the world burns. He just watches the flames, counts the corpses, and waits for Quaraun to tell him where to strike next.

Due to his messing around with time travel, there are 5 different versions of him which appear throughout the series, each from different dimensions and alternate time lines, each one uses a different name (Glinta, GhoulSpawn, Gremlin, Checka, ZooLock - while GhoulSpawn is the one seen most often, Gremlin is in fact the correct original one).

GhoulSpawn is very young, not yet 50 years old.

The Gremlin version of him is around 500 years old, while the Checka version of him is thirteen thousand years old, and the ZooLock version of him is stated to be "old as time".

 | The Series Prologue | 

| Writing & Creating the Characters |