Update: April 16, 2022

Tomorrow is Easter.

Easter, like Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Mother's day is one of the worst days of the year. A day that celebrates children and motherhood. On November 14, 2013, while I was 8 month pregnant, and putting bags on the back seat of my car, three still unidentified attackers, brought golf clubs down on my back, breaking my spine and murdering my baby. I am legally blind and almost deaf, so I neither heard nor saw them coming. I read lips, so you must be facing me for me to hear you. Bring legally blind, you also must be less than 3 feet in front of me for me to see your lips, to know you are talking. Because of this it was very easy for them to sneak up behind me while I leaned into my car, putting bags on the seat.

They broke 3 vertebrae in my spine, the shattered bones severing my spinal column, permanently damaging many nerves. Because of this nerve damage I have limited use of my left arm and hand, difficulty breathing, my bladder and intestines no longer function properly requiring adult diapers, massive tremors in both hands prevent me from being able to do basic things like brush my hair or hold a spoon to eat. These are just things from the nerve damage. 

Additionally they broke my pelvis, my hips, and my knees.

I was paralyzed for 5 months. It took me 18 months to relearn to walk. Today I can walk on a very limited basis, aided by a cane, but every step is seeking pain, like lightning bolts going through my leg, across my pelvis and up my spine.

Because of this I was bedridden from 2013 to 2015. And all of that time I had no use of my hands, so I was not online either. And thus was unaware that during that time, a group of locals set to social media to build up massive slanderous rumors about me. They created a huge fairy tale meme of me being an Erotica author, a porn star, a transvestite, a male to female transgender, gay, and an alien abductee. I am none of those things but they spent 3 years, on hundreds of accounts on Facebook and Twitter, many of them fake "Eelkat" accounts where they were pretending to be me, building up this massive slanderous web of lies about me, and I had no idea they were doing it, until October 2021, 9 years after they started doing it.

April 10, 2015 a group of 74 locals, many of them wearing ku klux klan white hooded robes, arrived at my farm. 14 of them held me, Ben, my mother, and one of my 3 younger brothers down on the ice and snow while holding guns to our heads, while the others used cinder block bricks and a metal pole device with wire loops on the end, to beat and behead, 10 of my 12 foster children, then nail their heads to my door. The youngest was 4 years old. The oldest was 16 years old. They chanted "too gay for the family friendly town of old Orchard Beach" while accusing me, my pink Volvo, my pink motor home, and Ben of being gay, transgender, transvestite, and citing that guys were not allowed in Maine.

THIS is what gay haters in Maine do to people they THINK, might maybe, be gay, even though they are not.

No man, woman or child is safe in Maine, so long as these murders walk free. They will kill anything they determine to be gay, even if it is not, as can be seen my the murder of my children.

They also had hundreds of paperback copies of my books, burning them in a huge bonfire on my lawn while calling them gay Erotica and calling mean Erotica author and porn star. (I'm an author, I write a travel blog style series about a homeless man who backpacks his way across Maine, there is no sex in the series. I'm a Mormon, I've never written a sex scene.)

My family was murdered and I am crippled for the rest of my life, because of this group who has been slandering me on social media. But, at the time of these two attacks (November 14, 2013 and April 10,2015) me and my family were unaware of these slanderous rumors the locals of Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford, Maine were spreading not only on Facebook and Twitter, but by word of mouth around town as well.

May 2021, I started walking around town again, for the first time since being paralyzed 9 years ago on November 14, 2013, and it quickly became apparent something was seriously wrong with the locals.

I was unable to walk my dog on Main Street, Bradbury Street, Harvey Street, or Cutts Street Biddeford, where I have lived since becoming paralyzed, but not before gone outside, because of being paralyzed and bedridden and unable to walk until now…

I was unable to walk my dog on Main Street, Bradbury Street, Harvey Street, or Cutts Street Biddeford without being attacked, pushed off the sidewalk by random strangers running up to me and grabbing my cane and using it to push me in the road in front of cars while accusing me of being gay, transgender, or transvestite. Screaming "transvestite freak" while throwing rocks at me. Group of women joggers stopping to surround me and harass me while saying guys aren't allowed on their street. 

October 2021, my Volvo returned to my driveway after 3 years of being completely rebuilt, after the February 2019 attack on it with baseball bats completely destroyed it. Within 5 minutes of starting to repaint it, 2 men showed up in my driveway yelling about aliens and demons and Etoile and because of this I stopped painting fish on the door, painted over the fish and painted a portrait of Etiole instead. 

November 19, 2021 the red haired American woman from the 2016 High Street attack on my navy blue pick up truck, showed up on the porch here on Main Street. 

The location is 409 Main Street, the big white farmhouse Victorian on the 3way corner of Harvey Lane and Cutts street, right at the train tracks. It has 2 driveways one on Main Street and one on Harvey. There are multiple porches. It's the porch on the Main street side, that goes up the driveway alongside the abortive cedar tree hedge, where I park my painted Volvo. That porch is the one this woman shows up on. 

It's an elderly couple and mother in law who live there at that porch.  When they leave for work, this woman shows up when they are not home and stands on the porch bellowing like a fog horn screaming death threats at me, yelling crazy demon and alien slander about Etiole, making the claim of putting a bomb in the tail pipe of my car, screaming about suicide demons and evil eye curses, and yelling about someone named Todd Murphy (I don't know who that is, I get the impression he's a relative or boyfriend or ex of hers or something, but I don't any one by that name, so I don't know who he is. I don't know who she is either.) She looks to be maybe 30s to 40s aged. 

She was here again yesterday. She was bragging that she got a fight started with my mother and the Atwaters on Facebook, laughing about how easy it is to get my mother and her ex fighting and the old woman was giving her hell and telling her to get off the Atwaters Facebook and leave them alone. 

This happened less then an hour after my mother made the claim that a woman of the same short haired blond description, assaulted her and my father at an ATM machine, the blond woman claiming to my mother to be my father's girlfriend, my father claiming he never saw her before. 

All this happened on April 10, 2022, the 7 year anniversary of the murder of my foster children, and the blond woman who was here in my driveway after the ATM attack was bragging the anniversary is why she is instigating the fighting between my parents. 

I did not see the ATM attack, so, I do not know what happened other then what my mother and father are saying. 

I did however see her here in my driveway.

She does not live here. She's shows up in a silver pick-up truck driven by a small skinny blonde man. No one here at this building knows who she is.

There is another blonde woman, older sometimes with her. I do recognize the older woman. She's one of the November 14, 2013 golf club attackers. The one the others who were with her called "Claire". She looks to be in her 60s. Usually wears a blue denim button down man's worksheet as a coat. She sometimes drives a gold Volvo suv around 2004vintage, sometimes a silver Subaru suv, sometimes a mega sized white Nissan 4 door white pick-up truck, and sometimes a pine dark green pick up truck. She frequently has another older woman with her, who calls herself "Kendra" and has very, very long natural red curly hair, sometimes she wears big Janis Joplin glasses and sometimes cyberpunk cyclops lime green glasses, she frequently carries a small white poodle dog. The dog is often wearing either a purple dragon or a black skeleton costume. These 2 older women and a younger bald man are the 2013 golf club attackers who murdered my baby. This new younger blond woman and the 5 who are often with her, appear to be their relatives. The FBI believes they are part of a drug gang from Connecticut that call themselves "The Cyr Clan". According to the FBI the Cyr Clan was a gang that my uncle Bruce was involved with back in the 1960s in Boston before I was born. The FBI believes Bruce pissed them off in the early 2000s and that's what brought them up here to Maine.

The FBI believes they were after either one of Bruce's daughters or one of Bruce's sisters with both the November 2013 and April 2015 attacks.

One of Bruce's daughters also lives on Portland Ave in Old Orchard Beach and she also has a pink motor home. So there are TWO pink motor homes on the same street. This particular daughter of Bruce IS in fact a porn star. She's a pole dancer for a top less bar.

In 2016, there was another large scale attack, near duplicate to the April 10, 2015 attack. I never talk about it because it didn't happen to me. It happened to Bruce's daughter across the street from me. The attack on her family was bigger, bolder, and bloodier, than the attack on my family the previous year.

In 2017, a third similar attack happened in Biddeford to one of Bruce's sisters. Again I don't talk about it because it didn't happen to me.

Like I've said before there is A LOT MORE going on, then what you hear me talking about. I don't talk about what has happened to several of my cousins and their families both the Atwater cousins and the Murphey cousins- because it is not my place to do so. That's why you ONLY hear me talking about what directly happened to me personally and never mentioning the rest.

And I've not said everything that happened to me. A lot more has happened to me then you hear about because the FBI has specifically requested I don't talk about specific aspects of what happened to me and my children, because a lot was never released to the public, because they want to see who knows what. Certain things no one in the public should know about and knowing those things marks you as involved. This new young blonde woman KNOWS several of those things that were not released to the public and yells those things. Which means she is VERY INVOLVED with the murder of my children. 

Like I said until summer and fall of 2021 when started walking again for the first time in 9 years, I was unaware of the local gossip that was falsely accusing me of being gay, falsely accusing me of being transgender, falsely accusing me of being transvestite, falsely accusing me of being a porn star, falsely accusing me of being an Erotica author, or falsely accusing me of being an alien abduttee. 

I have lived here since 1975. You people know me. You people knew my murdered children. You people know I'm a cis female. You people know I'm not gay. I have published 138 novels and more then 2,000 short stories since 1978, and I  have sold 27k copies of every one of them to you people who come to my house and buy them in person, so you've read my books and know they are not Erotica. You people know I've been a devoted orthodox LDS Mormon my whole life, and that I've been with Ben for 37 years, so you know I'm not a porn star. 

What is wrong with you people? My family was murdered and I have spent 9 years recovering from medical hell, and I go outside for the first time in 9 years and find you people who know me have all devolved into gay hating, sex spewing, gibberish slandering gossips spreading vile, evil, malicious rumors and lies that you yourselves know to be untrue?

No wonder not a single one of you have helped my family through any of this. No wonder not a one of you ever once visited me at the hospital or my home after I got out of the hospital and couldn't go outside because I couldn't walk. 

You don't see me for 9 years because I'm bedridden and you're all to cold hearted to stop by and check in on me, and you spend that 9 years spinning wild, crazy transphobic, gay hating, sex filled lies about me?

What is wrong with you people?

You all let some stranger, who very likely IS the murderer, convince you of crazy ass slandering lies, that you people know to be untrue. 

You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves. 

Every resident of Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford, Maine,  you all ought to be ashamed of what you have spent the last 9 years doing.

This new younger blonde woman, she's the one who keeps saying my car has a suicide demon in it and yelling about Todd, saying my car caused him to die.

I don't know who she is, but she's the same one who used to show up at 27 High st, also Biddeford and scream "nasty bitch" at me and acuse me of being an Erotica author and porn star. (Which she did during several Witcher 3 livestreams on Twitch, you can see her doing it if you go back and watch my VOD). I am neither an Erotica author or a Porn star, and she had throughout 2016 to 2019 arrived at High st with 5 others, one a blond man with a silver pick-up truck, one a black man with a yellow Mitsubishi with new York plates, one a very obese woman with blond Shirley Temple sausage curls, and the other two hooded men with a navy blue Buick sedan. If you remember the Christmas Eve 2016 livestream when the gang attacked my high st apartment and screaming "transvestite freak" that's them. This that same woman who also slanders me by calling me transvestite and transgender, which I am neither. I am a cis female, I've had 7 miscarriages, and the 1 baby that made it full term was murdered November 14, 2013 by 3 people with golf clubs, who are suspected to be, these same people. 

One day when I went downstairs to get the mail on high st, a mailbox that was in the lobby and you had to go through 2 sets of doors and foyers to get to, she had her hand in the mailbox and when I came out the door she yelled "I wasn't stealing your mail" threw our mail on the ground and ran off.

She knows the Martals, (Aunt Barbara ex, uncle Paul Martal,  the one in prison for building the Boston Marathon bomb in 2013, Mike's father, those Martals) she was staying with them for a few months in 2016. Is somehow connected to Barbara (the one who wrote all those emails in 1997 pretending to be me, when I did not yet have email or internet or a computer at the time, and I had not yet heard of email and didn't even know what email was, back when Barbara wrote all those alien abduction emails about Etiole and pretending I wrote them.)

She has short straight blond hair and sometimes dyes it dark red or purple. I know she follows both me and my mom and most of the Atwaters and my 3 younger brothers (though not my 2 older brothers as the oldest is in prison and the 2nd oldest is dead) on Facebook because she keeps saying that "I read on Facebook…" when she's in my driveway.

She shows up at Walmart to yell at me sometimes, and sometimes shows up while I'm walking Mickey. She talks about Etiole and White Monkey a lot when yelling, which is strange because that's stuff Brucie and Daddy used to write in their letters to Bishop Morgan back in Cape Elizabeth in 1990s. 

I'm not the one who calls him Etiole that's always been Bruce and Barbara who did that. I know his real name and use his real name.. They don't know his real name. And my father is only one who uses the term White Monkey. The white monkey was Helen Pearlys pet back in 1970s, it had nothing to do with Etoile, I don't know why he keeps saying it does.. My father is the only one who ever makes that connection. I've never called Etiole a demon or alien, again that has always been my father, Barbara and Brucie who said the alien and demon stuff. I don't believe in aliens or demons, but they do. (Etiole if you don't know is a local elderly homeless man who has backpacked around New England since 1953, and since 1978 I let him camp on my farm in Old Orchard Beach when he's in the area. He's covered with scars from WW2 and they call him an alien and demon because of his scars. They refuse to believe he is a human, which just goes to show how absolutely stupid they are.)

In November an elderly man came over and started asking me why I was emailing him about Etiole and I'm not, I don't use email. He said he was getting over 300 emails a day about Etiole all claiming to be from me. He said there are hundreds of email addresses getting copies of this email. You remember when Barbara and Brucie used to send emails back in 1997 claiming they were from me but we didn't have computer or internet back then? I think it might be Barbara sending those emails again like she did back then. I can't think of who else could be doing it.

This sometimes blond, sometimes red hair, sometimes purple hair woman, also mentions these emails when she is in my driveway yelling at my Volvo at 409 Main street. 

FBI agent Andy Drewer has found and shut down, so far 27 Facebook accounts, all pretending to be me. He said all of them were owed by Brucie. These fake "Eelkat" accounts appear to be the source of a lot of what this blond woman says and is suspected that she may be one of the people behind writing them.

Keep in mind, Brucie is dead. He may have started those Facebook accounts, but he ain't the one writing them. He died 3years ago.

Mervin Bruce Atwater died from Covid19 on November 24, 2019.

The fact remains you ARE impeding an FBI investigation into the murder of my family, and only someone involved would have any reason to do that. ONLY someone connected to the murderer would have a motive to try to stop the FBIs investigation. That makes you an accessory to murder. You make yourself look VERY GUILTY of being involved every time you spread slanders about me, my car, or Etiole. 

Do consider that the source of your slander in all likelihood is the murderer, please tell FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322 at the Portland FBI office on Middle street, the name of the person who is telling you to slander me.

And now tomorrow is Easter. 

A day when mothers take their children on Easter egg hunts.

My children are dead.

My children were murdered. 

And you people have spent the last 9 years making fun of that.

Think about THAT tomorrow when you are out on Easter egg hunts with your babies.

Think about how YOU would feel if it was YOU. How would YOU feel if it had been your baby who was murdered and this entire town was spreading bullying slanderous lies about YOU.

If you know who this blond woman is, please tell FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322 at the Portland FBI office on Middle street. She is wanted for questioning about her connection to the November 14, 2013 murder of my baby and attempted murder of me, and the April 10, 2015 murder of my foster children and the September 26, 2016 hit and run attack on my car and the February 2019 vandalism to 27 High st apartment building, and the November 2021 attack on my Volvo and the March 10, 2022 attack on my Volvo and the April 10, 2022 ATM attack on my parents. 



Update April 11, 2022: Do you know who this woman is?

This woman that my mother is talking about, have any of you ever seen her? Does anyone know who she is?

It isn't that woman who keeps coming on the porch and yelling at my car is it? Do any of you know who the woman attacking my car is?

The location is 409 Main Street, the big white farmhouse Victorian on the 3way corner of Harvey Lane and Cutts street, right at the train tracks. It has 2 driveways one on Main Street and one on Harvey. There are multiple porches. It's the porch on the Main street side, that goes up the driveway alongside the abortive cedar tree hedge, where I park my painted Volvo. That porch is the one this woman shows up on. 

It's an elderly couple and mother in law who live there at that porch.  When they leave for work, this woman shows up when they are not home and stands on the porch bellowing like a fog horn screaming death threats at me, yelling crazy demon and alien slander about Etiole, making the claim of putting a bomb in the tail pipe of my car, screaming about suicide demons and evil eye curses, and yelling about someone named Todd Murphy (I don't know who that is, I get the impression he's a relative or boyfriend or ex of hers or something, but I don't any one by that name, so I don't know who he is. I don't know who she is either.) She looks to be maybe 30s to 40s aged. 

She was here again yesterday. She was bragging that she got a fight started with my mother and the Atwaters on Facebook, laughing about how easy it is to get my mother and her ex fighting and the old woman was giving her hell and telling her to get off the Atwaters Facebook and leave them alone. 

This happened less then an hour after my mother made the claim that a woman of the same short haired blond description, assaulted her and my father at an ATM machine, the blond woman claiming to my mother to be my father's girlfriend, my father claiming he never saw her before. 

All this happened on April 10, 2022, the 7 year anniversary of the murder of my foster children, and the blond woman who was here in my driveway after the ATM attack was bragging the anniversary is why she is instigating the fighting between my parents. 

I did not see the ATM attack, so, I do not know what happened other then what my mother and father are saying. 

I did however see her here in my driveway.

She's the one who keeps saying my car has a suicide demon in it and yelling about Todd, saying my car caused him to die.

I don't know who she is, but she's the same one who used to show up at 27 High st, also Biddeford and scream "nasty bitch" at me and accuses me of being an Erotica author and porn star. (Which she did during several Witcher 3 livestreams on Twitch, you can see her doing it if you go back and watch my VOD). I am neither an Erotica author or a Porn star, and she had throughout 2016 to 2019 arrived at High st with 5 others, one a blond man with a silver pick-up truck, one a black man with a yellow Mitsubishi with new York plates, one a very obese woman with blond Shirley Temple sausage curls, and the other two hooded men with a navy blue Buick sedan. If you remember the Christmas Eve 2016 livestream when the gang attacked my high st apartment and screaming "transvestite freak" that's them. This that same woman who also slanders me by calling me transvestite and transgender, which I am neither. I am a cis female, I've had 7 miscarriages, and the 1 baby that made it full term was murdered November 14, 2013 by 3 people with golf clubs, who are suspected to be, these same people. 

One day when I went downstairs to get the mail on high st, a mailbox that was in the lobby and you had to go through 2 sets of doors and foyers to get to, she had her hand in the mailbox and when I came out the door she yelled "I wasn't stealing your mail" threw our mail on the ground and ran off.

She knows the Martals, (Barbara ex, uncle Paul Martal,  the one in prison for building the Boston Marathon bomb in 2013, Mike's father, those Martals) she was staying with them for a few months in 2016. Is somehow connected to Barbara (the one who wrote all those emails in 1997 pretending to be me, when I did not yet have email or internet or a computer at the time, and I had not yet heard of email and didn't even know what email was, back when Barbara wrote all those alien abduction emails about Etiole and pretending I wrote them.)

She has short straight blond hair and sometimes dyes it dark red or purple. I know she follows both me and my mom and most of the Atwaters and my 3 younger brothers (though not my 2 older brothers as the oldest is in prison and the 2nd oldest is dead) on Facebook because she keeps saying that "I read on Facebook…" when she's in my driveway.

She shows up at Walmart to yell at me sometimes, and sometimes shows up while I'm walking Mickey. She talks about Etiole and White Monkey a lot when yelling, which is strange because that's stuff Brucie and Daddy used to write in their letters to Bishop Morgan back in Cape Elizabeth in 1990s. 

I'm not the one who calls him Etiole that's always been Bruce and Barbara who did that. I know his real name and use his real name.. They don't know his real name. And my father is only one who uses the term White Monkey. The white monkey was Helen Pearlys pet back in 1970s, it had nothing to do with Etoile, I don't know why he keeps saying it does.. My father is the only one who ever makes that connection. I've never called Etiole a demon or alien, again that has always been my father, Barbara and Brucie who said the alien and demon stuff. I don't believe in aliens or demons, but they do.

(Etiole if you don't know is a local elderly homeless man who has backpacked around New England since 1953, and since 1978 I let him camp on my farm in Old Orchard Beach when he's in the area. He's covered with scars from WW2 and they call him an alien and demon because of his scars. They refuse to believe he is a human, which just goes to show how absolutely stupid they are.)

In November an elderly man came over and started asking me why I was emailing him about Etiole and I'm not, I don't use email. He said he was getting over 300 emails a day about Etiole all claiming to be from me. He said there are hundreds of email addresses getting copies of this email. You remember when Barbara and Brucie used to send emails back in 1997 claiming they were from me but we didn't have computer or internet back then? I think it might be Barbara sending those emails again like she did back then. I can't think of who else could be doing it.

This sometimes blond, sometimes red hair, sometimes purple hair woman, also mentions these emails when she is in my driveway yelling at my Volvo at 409 Main street. 

FBI agent Andy Drewer has found and shut down, so far 27 Facebook accounts, all pretending to be me. He said all of them were owed by Brucie. These fake "Eelkat" accounts appear to be the source of a lot of what this blond woman says and is suspected that she may be one of the people behind writing them.

Due to the incident yesterday it is now also believed that she is the mystery blond woman who pretends to be my father's girlfriend and harassed my mother for no reason other then to get a laugh on watching my mother fight with my father (something they do quite violently in public places, in stores, just everywhere.)

If you know who this blond woman is, please tell FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322 at the Portland FBI office on Middle street. She is wanted for questioning about her connection to the November 14, 2013 murder of my baby and attempted murder of me, and the April 10, 2015 murder of my foster children and the September 26, 2016 hit and run attack on my car and the February 2019 vandalism to 27 High st apartment building, and the November 2021 attack on my Volvo and the March 10, 2022 attack on my Volvo and the April 10, 2022 ATM attack on my parents. 



Update: April 10, 2022, big violent attack, as police and FBI expected.

Today is the 7th anniversary of the murder of my family. Remember I said to watch who does what today?... My father just beat the hell out of my mother, tried to kill her. She is right now refusing to call the police. My mother claims she caught my father with a girlfriend he's had for several years now. But near as I can tell, all he did was stop to tell some random stranger how to use the ATM machine. Note, they got divorced in 1994, my mother left my father for another man, left the other man for another man after that, and left the next man for Wayne. She's been with 2 other men (possibly more) since Wayne. She has not been a part of my father's life for 30 years, but feels the need to control his life and harass him on extreme violent levels. If he does have a girlfriend, so what? She left him 30 years ago.

Wayne died during the cat court case, the 2nd one, when he sued my mother for stealing his cats and putting them in my motorhome. Wayne's father, 8 of his cats, and then Wayne himself each died a few weeks apart all from rat poison. Wayne's daughter sued my mother claiming my mother put rat poison in their food.

The fbi believes my mother did kill Wayne and his cats and believes that's why she put his cats in my motorhome. Fbi believes my mother was one who called police April 10, 2015, expecting them to arrest me, take the motorhome, and return the cats to her. She did not expect police to take cats. All the harassment and vandalism of my mom's cars is believed by fbi to be Wayne's daughter friends and relatives and family.

My family, my children were murdered in 2 attacks, one on November 14, 2013 and one on April 10, 2015, both attacks are believed by the FBI to have been attacks that were intended on my mother and the people hired mixed me and her up.

April 10, is my mother's father's birthday by the way, David Henry Atwater, it's WHY she does everything she does, all her wild crazy vandalisms to people on April 10 every year since the 1950s.


April 6, 2022 update, as the attacks on my family and property continue and now more people are in the hospital

Daddy has sepsis and they keeping him in hospital for a few days.

Sepsis is very bad.

That's what I had.

You can die a few hours after it sets in if not treated.

When I was in the hospital in 2014.

That's why I was in the hospital.

I had surgery for it in march 2015.

That was the surgery on my arm.

Sepsis was in a major artery in left arm to heart. 

Side effect from when I was in hospital November 2013 when I was in wheelchair and February 2014 when I was on crutches relearning how to walk. Doctors was focused on my hip and not my spine. They didn't find the source of infection until until the mri in June 2016. 

Sepsis is why I can't walk without cane and why my lungs are messed up and why I have tremors and can't use my hands good anymore. Sepsis infection was so back it damaged my nerves. I was scheduled for spinal column surgery September 2016, they sent me to a neurosurgeon who was supposed to be top brain surgeon in New England and he did more mri and then canceled surgery because damage to my vertebrae (from golf club attack November 2013, which is what caused all of this, including the Sepsis and is the attack that brought the fbi here they think Mark wife did it but college had no security cameras at the bug light parking lot, they investigating Mark family, Barbara family,  and Brucie family. Charges of murdering my baby and attempted murder of me) is so bad. Shattered vertebrae bone fragments are severed into my spinal column nerve bundle at the sacroiliac joint where the hip and pelvis connect to spine. Neurosurgeon said he can't operate because of how nerve damage is, said if he removed bone fragments I would be paralyzed from neck down. But that is also when the source of Sepsis infection was found to be in my spine and not my hip, and that is when it finally went away because they were able to target the correct place to fix the infection.

Mark’s wife is the #1 suspect the FBI is watching, because, according to the FBI, this mysterious Mark guy, whom I have never met, never heard of prior to this, have never talked to, and have never seen, so I have no clue who he or his wife are… according to the FBI, he is friends with my mother, but only via her FaceBook account, where she hired him to put in a septic system, then gave him MY address in Old Orchard, while making the claim that SHE owned both MY land and MY motorhome, and when he asked for a picture of her so he would know who she was, she gave him a picture of ME, not herself.

According to FBI agent Andy Drewer THIS is the reason why the backhoe was driven over my house August 8, 2013 and why the golf club attackers attacked me on November 14, 2013.

According to the FBI, my mother was trying to get my land so she could sell it to use the money for a down payment on a house in Kennebunk and she used this Mark guy as her pawn to do it, by fighting with him on social media using “fake EelKat” accounts to convince him that he was dealing with me, even though I had never heard of him before.

According to the FBI, my mother started sending his family death threats, in the same way she is currently sending Todd Murphey’s family death threats, and that this is why Mark’s wife attacked with the golf clubs, murdering my baby and crippling my spine. According to the FBI, Mark’s wife thought she was attacking my mother and was unaware that both my mother, her sister Barbara, and her brother Bruce’s wife Doris were all impersonating me, using 27 different “fake EelKat” FaceBook accounts to scam Mark’s family about a septic system.

This was confirmed by the Old Orchard Beach police in October 2016, when Mark attacked my mother in person and was arrested by OOB police, that day. He made the claim, that she, my mother, was me, but the officers in question, Robin and Will, both know me and my mother and informed Mark that this was not me that he was fighting with, it was my mother, to which he said this was the woman he had been dealing with since June 2001 who had called herself EelKat in every correspondence. The police showed Mark pictures of me and he said he had never seen me before and had no clue who I was.

This event October 2016, is when both the police and FBI started expanding their investigation, now looking for people who were friends of my mother, her sister Barbara, and her brother Bruce, and that is when they found the identity of long time stalker and bomb builder Kendra Silvermander who turned out to be a FaceBook friend of all 3 of them.

After Mark’s gang found out October 2016 that I was NOT the person they had been fighting with online, but rather it had been my mother impersonating me, the attacks on my family stopped but the attacks on my mother’s family started February 2017 when a road grader drove 75 feet up her driveway and flattened her car. Since then this event was repeated with 3 more cars.

In August 2021, My mother and her sister began impersonating me on FaceBook and with emails, yet again, and as they had done in the past, used my friend Etiole to do it. Once again, calling him a demon and an alien and a cryptid, and once again pretending to be me, they wrote a lot of emails and started mass spam sending them to every Maine email address they could find, at a rate of sending them to several thousand people a day.

I found out about this in November 2021, after Etiole was shot, gunned down by 6 people at Rotary Park in Biddeford, Maine on November 21, 2021, by people who claimed to be from Scarborough, Maine and claimed to be the mother and in laws of some guy named Todd Murphey.

I still have no clue who Todd Murphey is, but apparently he used to work with my mother and commit suicide recently and my mother and her sister took advantage of his suicide to yet again pretend to be me, and this time, calling Etiole a suicide demon, started harassing this Todd guy’s ex wife, son, and mother on FaceBook and via emails while pretending to be me. Which caused these people to show up at my 409 Main Street/Harvey/Cutts street Biddeford apartment to vandalize my car and cut all the wires off the apartment building, not once, but twice: on Thanksgiving day 2021 and again on March 10, 2022, because these friends and family of this Todd guy are 100% convinced the nut they are dealing with on FaceBook is me, when in fact, the one they are dealing with is no me, but rather my mother yet again pretending to be me.

This is also what led to the December 2021 and January 2022 FBI raids in the Cutts Street are of Biddeford, just a few weeks ago, which led to the arrests of 8 people.

Back to sepsis…

On December 24, 2021, my mother arrived here at 409 Main street and stole my father’s 14 medications that he takes for his triple by pass, his kidney dialysis, his diabetes… and then, she took him in her car, drove to his doctor, and told his doctor, he’s not allowed to have medicine, because he has to do what she says.

He has not taken his medicine since December 24, 2021, it is today April 6, 2022, and he is struggling to stay alive.

All of this is because she is hell bent on a house in Kennebunk and doesn’t give a shit that she has caused my baby to be murdered November 14, 2013, my foster children to be murdered April 10, 2015, me to be going through a decade long medical nightmare after being crippled November 14, 2013, 5 of my cars to be destroyed including The real Cristine The World’s Most Haunted Car that Stephen King based his Cristine off of, my house -the one that was in the Thinner movie- to be driven over by a back hoe, and now my father dying in the hospital.

Death and destruction at every turn, and she doesn’t give a shit because, as she puts it: “What are we going to do about Wendy? She can’t keep that land, I need a house in Kennebunk!”

Her obsession with getting a house is utter ludicrous insanity, that needs to be stopped before anyone else dies at the hands of her fucking retarded FaceBook friends who blinding attack, vandalize, and beat up anyone and everyone on her command.

I am so fed up with her blind devotion to a fairy tale house she thinks she has to have, at the expense of the lives of everyone around her.



March 30, 2022, update on yet another attack on my family and land

Police take notice. 


Scam artists have been bringing real estate agents onto my property in attempt to illegally sell my land. They have no right or permission to be here. My land is NOT for sale. If you see them doing it, please arrest them.

These are the Scottish Travellers. They arrive here every summer, harassing my family for four decades now. They are the same ones who drove a backhoe over my house August 8, 2013. The same ones who crippled me and murdered my baby November 14, 2013 with golf clubs, leaveing me paralized with a broken spine ever since. I am cripled with a shattered spinal column since the golf club attack and am bedridden weeks to a time unable to sit up or get out of bed. I have rebuilt my house 5 times in the past 9 years, and their attempts to steal my land and sell it have been barbaric and violent, and icluded a bomb that blew up my house October 18, 2006, and most of my family is now dead, murdered at their hands. These are the same people who cut my 1964 Dodge 330 in half May 10, 2010. They arrived back here September 19, 2020 and illegally cut down most of the trees across my lawn, and arrived again November 19, 2021 and for the last 20 years they arrive every summer with a green dump truck and dump garbage on my lawn. In 2014 they left a pile of garbage 175 feet long, 30 feet wide and 12 feet tall and it cost me $12,000 to have it removed. I am crippled and elderly and there is no one to help me against their harassment.

There should NEVER be anyone other than me EelKat Wendy C Allen (with the painted Volvo) or my partner Benjamin Wildes (with the blue Honda) in my yard at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, where the ink motorhome is parked. If you see ANYONE ELSE or any other car in my yard, please call the police immediately. There is no one else who has permission to be on my land.

My land is NOT for sale, if you see real estate agents, please inform them they are being scammed and the people trying to sell my land are NOT the legal land owners.

The FBI are on the look out for them as are the local police. If you see them in my yard, please notify both the Old Orchard Beach Police Department at 207-934-4911 and FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322 at the Portland FBI office on Middle street.





March 10, 2022 update on the most recent vandalism of my car

This is a copy of the letter that has been forwarded to the police departments involved. For this online edition some parts have been removed (so if you get to a place that seems like the topic changed abruptly, that is why) and the names are removed from the online version, but the version the police have, includes all the full names and contact info of all the people in question. And for those who have asked: yes, the police and FBI have talked to Etiole, they are fully aware of him, his health, his homelessness, etc.

Dear Sirs,

I feel I need to tell you what has been happening as it has gotten very much out of control the past few weeks. It's been slowly escalating for a few years and, if you look at my police record for both Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford, you will see dozens of reports for vandalism of my 1992 Volvo 240 (the painted one) at now 3 apartments in Biddeford, and vandalism of my land in Old Orchard Beach. In the past 6 months, a hyper escalation started with has become very out of control the past couple of weeks.

Last night, my car was vandalized again.  

As these events are taking place in both Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford, I'm giving this same letter to both departments, so events from both towns are listed.

I am Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine and 409 Main Street apartment 101 Biddeford, Maine.

There appears to be someone fairly local impersonating me online, and is raising hell with a lot of local people, inciting them to do very violent physical attacks on me, my Biddeford apartment, my Old Orchard land, and my car.

It's reached the point where I can not go to the store without having my car towed home, because it gets vandalized so bad while I'm n the store shopping. EVERY TIME I go to the store. I've been at a loss to understand why this is happening. I don't know who these people are or why they are attacking. On Thanksgiving day they cut all the wires off the Biddeford apartment building so we had no internet or heat or anything for a while. There is a "redhaired" woman who shows up on the front porch to cream at my car, every time the family who lives in that apartment goes to work. She stopped a few weeks ago, because the man who lives there fell on the ice, broke his shoulder and has not gone to work since. It appears she knows that family who lives there and does not want them knowing she does this while they are not home.

A few weeks ago an old man walked up to me, asked if I was EelKat and then asked me why I kept emailing him, and I said I don't email anyone cause I don't use email. He said some days he gets over 300 emails a day from someone claiming to be EelKat.

 

We are Gypsies, and though I've lived in America my whole life, I know very little of American habits and laws or what specifically to do in this situation. We are the Gypsies who were in Stephen King's Thinner movie and my 146 Portland Ave land was one of the filming locations of the movie and, the cars in the opening scenes were our cars, one of which I still have. I mention this, because, there are two Gypsy clans, The Atwaters (Scottish Travellers) and the Cyrs (Irish Travellers) fighting over my land and the fight centres largely around the fact that it was the filming location of Stephen King's the Thinner movie.

I own the land. From the 1940s it was owned by my grandmother Helen Ricker Allen. She left it to me in her will in 1983. Unknown to me, at some point after 1983, the Atwaters had the land illegally transferred into their names -they steal land this way as a full time career and many of them have illegally deed swapped land in all 50 states in America.

In 2014, I found out they are done an illegal deed swap, when an auction group showed up on my land to sell it. Upon discovery I had been living on the land since 1975 and paying taxes on it since 1983, but my name was not on the deed, the auctioneer (and member of the OOB town hall) cancelled the auction and ordered a town hall meeting to review the situation. Upon investigation it was discovered that when the land went from my grandmother to me, my father signed as "joint witness" and then a year later, went back to the town hall to have my name removed from the deed and his put on it, even though he had no legal write to do so. After that, the record shows that every 3 to 5 years, he and my mother swapped names on the deed, sometimes his name, sometimes her name. The land changed ownership names more then 30 times between 1983 and 2013. 

Because I have severe agoraphobia, I had not set foot off of my land since the 1970s. When it came time to pay the taxes, I gave my father the money and he delivered it to the town hall, or so I thought. In 2014, I learned that in spite of my paying my taxes like clockwork, since 2006, the town hall had no record of receiving any money. It is unclear where the money went. On one hand it looks like my father spent the money and never paid the taxes. On the other hand it looks like he sometimes did pay the taxes but instead of going to the tax office he gave the money to Kathy BR in the permits office and she gave the money to a guy called JB who went to prison for embezzling $3million in OOB tax money from the town hall. JB did not work for the town hall, he was a software designers who built the online banking security for the town hall to direct deposit money to the bank, and according to the FBI the money was going to his bank account not the town hall bank account, but he was only found with $30k not $3million. I don't know the full details, I only know this part, because when we tried to find out why my land was being auctioned this is the info we were given.

In any case, at some point my dad stole my land via just walking into the town hall and asking the desk clerk to remove my name from the deed and put his name on it instead. The whole thing was done illegally and without my knowledge or permission.

There were 3 lands originally. 144, 146, and 146a. My father stole all 3 of them. 144 was auctioned off to the Collard family in 2007, even though I was still living there until 2015 without any knowledge of the auction happening. No one informed me. I've since spoken with the Collards and they were unaware of the situation. They actually bought the land legally even though it was stolen land they had bought, they were unaware the land had been stolen. Everything has been straightened out between me and the Collards, they are not part of the current problem.

My mother owns 146a, but she owns it illegally. She claims it's rightfully hers because my father gave it to her, but, he stole it from me via illegally rewriting the deed, so he had no right to give it to her.

In 2014 and 2015, all the court and legal work was done to restore 146 back to me.

The current situation is my parents are in an active attempt to remove my name off the deed again, like they had done back in 1983.

On a daily basis my mother shows up and first words out of her mouth every day is: "What are we going to do about Wendy? She can't keep that land. I need a house in Kennebunk." to my father.  She started doing this in August, originally bragging that she was going to take my land out of retaliation for my refusal to cast death curses on Chris at work. I don't know who "Chris at work" is. It was one of the names on her list of people she wants me to kill via death spell curses. I was live streaming on Twitch the day she came in yelling about "Chris at work" and my need to kill him for her, so a lot of people online heard her saying these things. I'm a YouTube gamer, I have a livestream going almost daily for 12+ hours a day, so when she comes in, #1 it's breaking and entering because I didn't let her in, and #2 she is interrupting my live streams quite regular so I have hundreds of video footage clips of her saying these things and making these threats. The day she and my father cut the cable/internet wires off my apartment building - I have that on livestream footage as well. My father cut the wires off the house while my mother was ordering him to do it. In November 2021 and again 2 days ago March 9, 2022.

They both make the claim I don't need internet, because I am as they put it "being a bad daughter" because I "won't sell your land and give me the money for a down payment, I need a down payment, you are supposed to give me the down payment money for a house, I'm your mother!"'

As for what happened to my car March 9, 2022 - my father, my father vandalized my car and tried to make it look like my brother  did it. My father stuffed the tailpipe full of McDonald's ketchup packets that he stole from the Biddeford McDonald's where my brother works, which is what caused the fuel line to blow up. I could have died. My car is now being repaired again, for the exact same thing I had to have it repaired for in November 2021. My father tried to kill me and make it look like my brother who works at McDonald's did it so my brother would be blamed. Twice. Once in November 2021 and again 2 days ago.

My father did the same thing in November, because of some guy named Todd who I supposedly convinced to kill himself via may painting a "suicide demon" on my car. There is a picture of Etiole on my car, that is what they are calling "a suicide demon"

I don't know who Todd is, but I assume the Biddeford police know as they did spend a week scrapping the thousands of exploded parts of him off all the houses around Cutts st and South st, after he jumped in front of a train November 19, 2021 at 6:27PM. I was walking my dog and saw him, he was gibbering a lot of wild nonsense stuff like: "fibbery-gibbit-beebydi-booop-bop-boop-bop-booop-beeeeeeeep!" I amused he was either very drunk or very high on drugs or both and was attempting to make train sounds while he ran up and down the train tracks. I thought nothing of it, as he did this on a daily basis all summer long, he was a homeless man who lived in the ravine by the train tressal bridge over the river, the one the police kept chasing out of the black grain building turned storage units. There were 4 people on bicycles, driving circles around him bullying him, teasing him, taunting him daily around 3AM every morning. I saw them while I was walking my dog. It appeared to be his girlfriend and her friends based on the stuff she was yelling at him. Stuff like "You run off with that whore will you! WW I showed you! I killed your dog! Hahahahahaha! I killed your cat! Hahahahaha! And you ain't never gonna see your baby again! Hahahahaha!" I know every one says he commit suicide, but I think he was just running to get away from the harassers on the bikes and was too drunk to see the train. That's certainly what it looked like to me.

THAT was not a suicide, not what I saw happen. That was a man being bullied and chased down by four harassers riding bicycles up the tracks, driving him head on into a train on purpose to try to kill him so they could laugh about it. I wouldn't call THAT a suicide.

Anyways, I didn't know his name or that my mother was best friends with him. Though I had told her about the homeless man being bullied and her response was "Why should I care? It's just a homeless man!" She changed her tune quite a lot after he got hit by the train, and found out his name. The police contacted her or something, when they were trying to find his family. I guess she knew his family on FaceBook or something.

Since his death, me, my car, and my apartment have been attacked on a near daily basis from people who are making the claim that I am online spreading rumours and lies about Todd. I kept asking them who Todd was (because at that point I did not yet know they were talking about the homeless man hit by the train - though I saw him daily for about 4 months, ever since the police kicked him out of the storage until he'd been living in and he lived under the train bridge and in Rotary Park instead - he only ever spoke to me a few times - once to pet my dog and say "they took my dog" and saying "hi" as we passed on the sidewalk. So I never knew his name. He lived in a yellow pup-tent beside the tracks for a while, but one day it was laying out there cut to ribbons by a knife or scissors.)

Even though I only knew him from saying "hi" each night as we passed each other on the sidewalk and I never knew his name until after his death, more then a dozen people have arrived in my driveway (both the Biddeford and Old Orchard addresses) to accuse me and my friend Etiole and the words painted on my Volvo of being the cause of this Todd guy's train death.

They are focusing heavily on the words on my car, which say: "Have information about the murder of my family? Call FBI @ 207-774-9322"

There is a sign in my Old Orchard driveway which says: "Have information about the murder of my children? Call FBI @ 207-774-9322"

On November 14, 2013, at Southern Maine Community College, while I was 8 months pregnant, I was attacked by 3 people with golf clubs. A man and 2 women.

There is no reason for anyone who is NOT involved in the murder of my baby, to be upset about either the sign in my yard or the sign on my car, both of which are nothing more then the FBI phone number with the request for anyone who has information to call.

I don't understand why me asking for people to help find my baby's killer, is seen by my parents as such a huge threat. The only person who who feel threatened by that would be the person who hired the golf club people - Claire, Kendra, and the bald man - who have still not yet been found/caught/identified to this day 9 years later.

Both my mother and my father keep saying and I quote "take that shit off your car, you are only trying to start trouble!" and "get that sign out of your yard, you are only trying to stir stuff up". I'm trying to find the people who murdered my baby and left me crippled for the rest of my life. I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm not trying to cause trouble. How is me asking people to help identify the murderer, me trying to start trouble?

I was paralyzed for 5 months. I had to relearn to walk. I crippled the rest of my life, and my baby is dead. No one should have to live through this type of agony. And no one who commits crimes like this should be allowed to walk free. Would you stand back and do nothing, say nothing, while a criminal like that walked free? How is my asking people to come forward with any information they know, me trying to start trouble? You tell me that!

I'm not allowed to ask for help in finding the psychopath who murdered my baby and left me crippled for the rest of my life? What kind of logic is that?

Someone out there knows the names of these people. The older blond woman they called Claire, the younger blond woman with the Shirley Temple sausage curls, the red haired woman they call Kendra, the white haired man with the green pick up truck, the bald man with the 4door white pickup truck, the new redhaired women who screams on the front porch. These people, this group, they are the ones who were wielding golf clubs and murdered my baby. They are being allowed to get away wit murder and I'll spend the rest of my life demanding justice if I have to. You tell me, how is my asking if you know who they are, don't let them kill again, tell the FBI everything you know, by painting that request on my car and a sign in my yard, me looking to start trouble? My mother's priorities are fucked up. All she cares about is money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money! 

I'm the bed ridden, crippled by multiple attacks. The November 14, 2013 golf club attack, I was almost healed from, but the June 2016 shopping cart attack at my workplace at Scarborough WalMart re opened the 2013 injury and doctors can't operate this time because of the bone shards severing my spinal column. I'm crippled for the rest of my life and no one in this family ever cared. 

Both attacks the FBI wanted to talk to my parents and they refused to talk to him both times. My baby was murdered in the first attack. I was 8 months pregnant and all any of them would do was gibberish about "rosemary baby" and say there was no baby because it was a demon because it was Etiole's. My parents and the Atwaters hate Etiole that much, that they shun the existence of my baby and act like it was never there. That's how much they hate me. That's how cruel and hate filled they are towards me. They spent the last 50 years calling me demon possessed and them saying that is WHY local people attack me and killed my baby and left me crippled for the rest of my life. 

I am in bed 15 or more hours a day, I can barely sit up, I can barely stand up long enough to cook, I have to wear adult diapers since 2013 because half my organs don't work any more because the nerves from those organs to my spine are cut off. My hands shake so bad that it takes me hours to eat a single meal. I can't go back to college, I can't go back to work. But do they care? No. Not my mother. Not my father. Neither of them give a shit. They are both too damned selfish thinking about their own greed to ever once lift a finger to help me. Daddy treats me like a fucking slave and my mother is so far out of my life shunning me because bishop kenning in Saco ward told her too that she hasn't got a clue how bad things are.

I'm not doing a damned thing to any of them. I mind my own business. I write my novels. I don't contact them. I don't talk to them. I don't talk about them.  Someone is clearly pretending to be me online and is slandering me and getting sick of it. My mother flips out about everything thing under the sun and I never have a clue what she's talking about, because I never did or said any of the things she accuses me of. And my father and the Atwaters do the same thing. Some one is out there pretending to be me to get them worked into a frenzy just to sit back and laugh while watching my mother, my father, and the Atwaters be too damned stupid to think. My mother and my father and the Atwaters are all filled with so much pure hatred for me that it takes nothing to convince them to attack me. And whoever it is posting online pretending to be me, knows that and is taking advantage of it. 

They are obsessed with my land, because my mother's father used to tell people there was $7million in gold buried on my land. Several times over the years the Atwaters have invaded bringing with them shovels, pickaxes, and construction equipment, to illegally dig up my land. They've ripped up flowers, dug up bushes, cut down trees... usually they do it while I'm gone to the store, so I come back to find my property ripped to shreds. They've been doing this on an almost yearly basis since Grammy Helen died in 1983. According to what David Henry Atwater claimed, pirates buried treasure on my land in the 1500s. There is ZERO evidence that pirates ever buried anything on my land. Later he changed the story and said that the gold plates of the Book of Mormon Part 2 were buried on my land, this time he claimed an angel from god told him. So the Atwaters have multiple excuses for why they arrive to dig everything up, but it's always that they are gold crazy and have gold fever and are convinced if they dig long enough they'll find gold on my land.

The other obsession they have with my land is a homeless man they call "Etiole". They sometimes claim he is a demon, they other times claim he is an alien, for a few years they called him a cryptid, they often say he's the Mememegwasi spirit of the Saco River Curse, a few of them say he's a watcher/fallen angel, some say he's a ghost of an Indian chief, some say he's the ghost of a French solider, some have called him a Faerie/Leprechaun/FarDarrig ... and a whole slew of other claims. Regardless of what they call him, they all adimintly refuse to believe that he is just an ordinary human, an elderly homeless man who keeps to himself and desperately wants them to leave him alone. That's all he is. He's just a homeless man who lives in the woods and wants them to leave him alone.

The Atwaters are obsessed with Etiole on severe levels and have gone to alarming levels of monstrous harassment of him through the past 50 years. Part of their obsession with him, is caused by their previously mentioned gold fever. You see, Etiole travels all over Maine, I never know where he is at any given time, but when he's in the local area, I let him camp out on my land. I've let him stay with me like this for over 40 years. In the 1980s, one of the times they arrived to dig up my land, Etiole was sleeping in my 1964 Dodge 330, and according to them, he jumped out of the car and "threw blue lighten bolts" at them causing a tornado to destroy their construction equipment. They claimed he turned into a black serpent with red eyes and 6 blue wings that was hundreds of feet long, surrounded them and killed several of them by summoning lightning bolts. . . . uhm . . . yeah. I wasn't home so I didn't see this event, of Etiole supposedly attacking them. But it's pretty clear they had some sort of massive LSD hallucination, given many of them heavily used LSD back in the 1970s and 1980s when this event happened. According to Etiole, he just jumped out of the car and ran into the swamp to hide, he didn't see any of the stuff they described.

After that they got it into their heads that I had summoned a demon (and that Etiole was said demon) to protect my secret cache of pirate gold, and their battle cry of "kill the demon" is what caused them to blow up my house with a bomb October 18, 2006, drive over my house with a backhoe August 8, 2013, beat me up with golf clubs and murder my baby November 14, 2013, cut my 1964 Dodge 330 in half May 10, 2010. All those things you have all those police reports about.

They are convinced Etiole is in my yard to keep them from my gold. The only problem is, there is no gold on my land. Etiole is not a demon, and their extreme levels of harassment are utterly insane! 

But then, when they get caught on my camera, because I'm a daily vlogger, so the camera is running all the time, them they accuse me of harassing them, because their faces showed up on my livestream. Uhm... I'm on y own land, in my own bedroom, usually a few hours into my daily livestream when they get caught in the background trespassing. That's NOT me harassing them. That's them trespassing and vandalizing, and breaking and entering while not realizing I was home and them getting caught in the act of vandalizing and trespassing.

Then they run to FaceBook and make all kinds of wild claims about me stalking them. I'm crippled. I can't even get out of bed. Every time I have them on camera, it's because they were trespassing and breaking and entering. I'm in my bedroom livestream a game on my computer and they'll be smashing out windows and get mad that it happened to be the window in line with my livestream webcam on my computer. That's NOT be stalking them. That's me laying in bed playing Witcher 3 and them breaking in.

I'm too damned sick and crippled to even attempt to do half the crazy shit my mother and my father are accusing me of. And what's worse, my father is right here in the same apartment with me. He sees me every day, he knows how bad off my health is. 

Look how much I'm bleeding all over the house every day. Massive nose bleeds that last for hours to a time, not bleeding from my nose. Just coming out of my nose. I'm so dizzy I can't sit up for weeks to a time. I faint and blackout when I try to get up to go to the bathroom. The pain in my hip and pelvis and knee and spine is so bad I can't even move my fingers to type my novels. 

And look at what they do. Do they really think I'm physically capable of doing the things they accuse me of? They are so damned self centred and paranoid. It's all I can do just to sit up and eat something, how the hell do they think I can do the stuff they accuse me of? My day is spent focusing on trying to get my leg to move so I can make a meal, I don't even have time to think about them. 

It looks more and like my mother and my father are doing this stuff on purpose to try to kill me. My father knows how bad off my heart and lungs are and how difficult it is for me to breath after just a couple of steps. His mother left that land to me in her will in 1983. He stole it, had it put into his name illegally. He's been pissed ever since her death, because she gave everything to me not him. That's been a big problem for him for the last 40 years. He raves about it alongside his ravings about going to Utah taking him off the fire department. He hates my mother because of Utah, blames her every day for losing his fire department pension. He raves about it all night long every single night. He blames me for his mother disinheriting him. He raves about that all the time too. I was only grandchild That's why she left everything to me. Including the land that he stole and put in his name. That land is rightfully mine, his mother gave it to me, and he can't stand it. He's needling my mother about the land just to spite his mother.

He's only trying to get the land away from me because he is mad that the town didn't take it. His mother wanted it to stay in the family. It had been in her family since 1530. Her family was the original settlement family of Old Orchard and my land is that spot that the first house in Old Orchard was built.  My father stopped paying taxes to spite his mother and lose the land. He said so many times. He was angry when I bought the land back from the town. He still is. He wants it out of the family because his mother wanted it in the family. That's why he's trying to turn my mother against me over the land. Because he gates his own mother that much.

Keep in mind the 4 door white truck showed up at my workplace daily. Even though I never knew ahead of time what store I would be working at. I was a retail merchandiser and stocked shelves at dozens of stores all over the state. Walmart's every where, CVS, khols, sometimes local, sometimes as far as Freeport and once in Vermont and once in Massachusetts.  I got the notice of which store to be at 15 minutes before I left. So the only person who ever knew where I was going was my father. 

And yet the 4 door white truck would also arrive ahead of me and be waiting. They didn't follow me, they got their first.

And the police caught the truck and the driver in 2017. Kathy BR owned the truck. Her son was the driver.

The smith's are my parents friends. My mother's visiting and home teachers for years.

Kathy was the district emergency dispatch for all the towns in the area, not just old Orchard. That's why none of the 911 calls went through during the attacks by the 4 door white truck. He only attacked while she was on duty. She never forwarded any of the calls so officers never were told to come help me.

That includes the November 14, 2013 golf club attack in South Portland. But the college security officer made a report even though the police never arrived. That big black officer who was head of security was on duty and him and 2 student officers from the police academy made the report.

And FBI found the data from the calls, that never got forwarded to police, that's why Kathy BR lost her job. Because she's the one who tampered with the 911 call files.

Tim and Kathy BR both, not together, individually, arriving separately, both arrived at my tent multiple times throughout the entire year of 2013, saying they were coming to speak to me on behalf of someone who wanted to remain anonymous. So I never knew who sent them. Each time they arrived all they would say was that I had to tear down "the little yellow house" as they called the shop. 

August 8, 2013 the backhoe drove over the shop while I was at work on the food truck down by the pier.

I never saw Tim or Kathy again after that. Not once. And these were people who stopped by to visit my parents daily for over 40 years. Since August 8, 2013 and the backhoe attack on my house, Kathy and Tim have gone to alarming extreme levels to avoid running into me. They just down the street, on one of the private drives, so it's difficult to avoid running into me, and we used to see them a few times a week at local grocery stores. They both, if they see me in a store, literally throw whatever they are carrying across the store and run out of the store like they have a pack of rabid wolves on their heels. It's pretty fascinating thing to see.

My cousin and next door neighbour Tim Murphy was murdered that same week, a few days before the backhoe. His body was left at the cascade Ross road crossroad. 14 days later his head was left at the Portland Ave Ross road crossroad road. His mother put up the big white cross a month later. 

Note that there were THREE 4-door white trucks, a smaller one, a larger one, and a mega-sized giant one -like a Dodge Power Wagon type only it was not a Dodge Power Wagon it was one of the look alike brands, possibly a Nissan. The owner and driver of the big-big-super sized one is still unidentified. The other 2 were both caught in 2017, Kathy BR's truck being the larger of the 2. The 3 trucks often showed up together and drive circles around me, on Rout 1/Portland Rd, while I was driving. They would slam my car from back and sides and push me off the road. Several times they did damage to the frame of my car with had to be repaired multiple times. They've done several tens of thousands in damages to my Volvo over the years. You already have a lot of the smashed up car photos on file, at both Biddeford and Old Orchard police departments, you each have more then a dozen reports for attacks on my car -though the FBI has said someone attempted to destroy several of the records with my name, at the Old Orchard police department. FBI said they arrested the officers who did that. I don't know which files were damaged or how. 

For several years/decades now, I have had multiple people trying to buy my land. The same people over and over again. Only buying my land is not what they are asking for. Rather, they claim my land is cursed and I have to sell it to break the curse. Crazy, I know, but that's what they say. The crazier part is they say that after I sell my land I have to hand the money over to them so they can use it as a down payment on a house they want to buy in Kennebunk. The people in question are my parents and they've been doing this for well over 20 years now. I've always said "no, I'm not selling my land" and left it at that.

My mother (she changes her last name often, I'm not sure which she currently uses) and my father my father both have become extreme hostile and violent the past 2 weeks, and I'm not sure what set them off, but they are hyper infuriated on my refusal to sell my land and give them the money for a down payment of a house in Kennebunk. 

I did not suspect them, all these years, because always been other people showing up and say they were contacting me on behalf of someone who wanted to remain anonymous, but now they are directly doing it themselves.

Starting in June 2001, lots of harassment started and at first, I did not suspect them, or think there was a connection. But now they are outright bragging to my face, that they are the ones behind the vandalism. Like I said, check the police records for 144, 146, 148 Portland Ave from June 2001 til current date. There have been dozens of attacks, including drive by shootings, the bombing of my house, the backhoe driving over my next house, me being beat up with golf clubs which is why I am crippled now for the rest of my life and how my baby died.

The FBI is involved. If you need more information beyond what I've written here,  FBI Agent Andy Drewer can be reached at 207-774-9322 he is at the Portland Office on Middle Street, he is in charge of the investigation, of several events, namely the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing, which my uncle Paul Martel went to prison for building the bomb and selling it to ISIS. The 2006 bombing of the house at 144 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine. My baby was murdered November 14, 2013, a backhoe drove over my house at 146 Portland August 8, 2013 that's why I'm at the Biddeford apartment right now, because we can't get Kathy BR at the town hall to get a building permit, even though she's not the one in charge of that, she takes over our application and won't let it be approved, because she claims I shouldn't be allowed to live in Old Orchard, due to my having left the Mormon church to become a Voodoo Priestess, she says that makes me a witch and I'm not allowed to apply for a house building permit on those grounds, so, it's been 9 years and I'm still without a house on my land in Old Orchard and still stuck in a Biddeford apartment.

It is a long list of a lot of things happening. I'll try to organize it all in order:

At it's start, the whole thing goes back to a homeless man who wishes to remain anonymous, so I'm not using his real name here, nor have I ever used his real name anywhere online or offline or with any conversation with any one.

He, didn't do anything wrong. Quite the contrary, all he's ever done is live in the Ross Forest and surrounding swamps and marshes along the Saco River in Pine Point, OOB, Saco, Biddeford, and probably other areas, he moves around a lot rotating where he sets up camp, something he's done since 1953. I know quite a few people have seen him and talked to him, I don't know if any police officers have ever encountered him or not. Because he is elderly and in frail health, I often let him stay on my land. He's the ONLY person who has permission to be there. Herein lays the problem: he's deformed from acid burn scars covering most of his body. Churches around the area have spent decades accusing him of being a cryptid, alien, demon, watcher, fallen angel, you name it, someone has called him some weird conspiracy. According to him, himself, he was a Jewish WW2 concentration camp survivor, who arrived in OOB with a bunch of other refugees in 1953. Because he's so deformed by his scars, he was bullied by the locals who refused to believe him a human, and that's why he fled into the forest and never set foot in society again. The problem is, the people harassing me have made up this wild conspiracy that he's a demon and I'm protecting him, and they claim they need to get me off my land in order to get to him.

This all started in 1978.

My parents (my father and my mother), uncles (12), aunts (12+), and cousins (64 at the 1970s/1980s time - more then 400 today), teased and bullied me throughout my childhood about him, but they teased and bullied everyone about everything, so I didn't think that much of their bullying back in the 1970s and 1980s when it first started happening. It was just them being the toxic bullies that they are to everyone.

It wasn't until the 1990s and 2000s that it started to become a problem. And 207 is when I first realized how big of a problem it really was.

In 1996 and 1997 Aunt aunt B sent out lots of emails to the family claiming the emails had been written by me. I did not have email, internet, or even a computer yet. She got Dickie (Richard Merlin Atwater) and David (Atwater) and Joey (Atwater -the one who lives in Australia and is wanted by the FBI for kidnapping and selling babies back in the 1980s- FBI can't arrest him until he leaves Australia -I'm not sure why- so he became a citizen. I don't know the details of what he's wanted for.) in raving warpath over it. All three of them showed up in OOB -even Joey from Australia-though I didn't know he was wanted by the FBI back than. But they arrived here in OOB to yell at me in person, because aunt B made the claim that the emails were from me, so they were all mad at me for having written them, but I never did know the contents of the emails because I didn't write them.

I did not see the emails. I didn't have access to a computer back then ad I didn't have internet until 2007 a full 11 years later. Dickie had several of them printed out and waving them around, but I never got a chance to read what they said. One of the emails was 64 pages long, and according to Dickie was all about aliens. I know nothing about aliens, so most of what he said was just gibberish nonsense to me. This was in 1996, shortly before Heaven's Gate killed 39 people in California and at the time, all 3 of those uncles, plus a few other uncles were members of Heaven's Gate, and one uncle -Mervin Bruce Atwater-made the claim to be "the leader of the Maine division of Heaven's Gate"- I don't know if he actually was a Heaven's Gate leader or not, but he maintained that he was right up until 2019, and in April 2019 he was making the claim to be following Comet Wormwood because HaleBop was the wrong one. Like I said, they were coming up with some pretty wild alien and UFO claims and I'm not sure how much of what they claimed was true.

Well, this was the first time I heard the word "Etiole" which was the nickname they had given to the homeless man who sometimes camped out on my yard. Etiole is not his name, it's always been just the word the Atwaters call him (they say it means man from the stars or alien and that it's a French word. I don't know French, aunt B is the one who knows French, so I never would have given him a French name.) Somewhere in the emails, aunt B had called the homeless man "Etiole" and "amphibious alien" and made the claim that he was an "alien grey" who had abducted me to some mother-ship.  

I have never been abducted by aliens and never made such a claim. I never heard such foolishness. But, that this point, I wasn't fully aware of what they were talking about, so I didn't yet realize they were saying that I was making the claim to have been abducted by aliens.

That's the summer they all showed up talking about Etiole and amphibious aliens and alien abduction. aunt B was the one who started all of that stuff about Etiole, who I never called Etiole. But that was how it got started...all this stuff that is happening now with the vandalism and threats going on this week March 2022.

Bruce and Dickie went to a bunch on MUFON forums from 1996 to 2007 spreading lies about me and Etiole calling him a demon and alien and claiming I was an alien abducted. I found out about what they were doing in 2007 after they'd already been doing it for 11 years. 

I don't think aunt B has ever stopped sending out emails about Etiole while pretended to be me, I think she is still doing it. I think this, because in December 2021, I was at the Biddeford library when an elderly man came over to me, asked if I was EelKat and asked me why I was sending him hundreds of emails about Etiole, and who was Etiole? I told the man I don't use email, I've never emailed anyone, I don't know what he's talking about. He says he gets over 300 emails a day about Etiole from someone claiming to be EelKat. But here's the thing: EelKat is not something I call myself. I'll explain that in a bit.

First, let's go back to 1994. Before aunt B started sending the emails out, while claiming they were written by me. My father (my father) was the one who told the Atwaters about Etiole. My father and Dickie both called him "the white monkey". 

In 1994 and 1996 Bishop Paul Morgan asked me to his office and showed me a bunch of letters, all of them signed "The White Monkey, OST". He said the letters were written to sound like I had written them but he said he'd seen my handwriting before and knew I hadn't written these. The Bishop wanted to know if I recognized the handwriting. Some had been written by my father. Others had been written by Dickie. One was written by my mom's father David Henry Atwater who died several years ago now. This was the Mormon bishop in Cape Elizabeth. This bishop had more then one hundred letters laying on his desk, and he had several boxes more around his desk. He said he received no fewer then 5 letter every day for several months, and was quite concerned for my safety as he felt the letter writers may be "mentally unhinged" and "highly dangerous" based on what he called "several homicidal rants" contained in the letters. He said he was giving the letters to Paul Peterson, at Pine Land Centre Mental Health Institute in New Gloucester, because he felt my father and my uncle Dickie should be committed due to the contents of the letters.

The letters looked physically bizarre. Each one started like a normal letter, straight across sentences, line by line, but upon reaching the end of the page, the words spiralled around the outer edge and into a circle around the page, then upside down bottom to top between the first rows.

Each letter contained codes and cryptographers, and large portions of the letters were unreadable unless you cracked the "secret code" that was included with them.

Both my father and my uncle Dickie frequently wrote in that weird spiral and zigzag of lines fashion. My father's letters were the ones that included the cryptography and hidden codes. Dickies letters were just weird spiralling but no codes to solve.

I did not read any of the letters, but the Bishop was deeply upset by them, and stated that he used to be Catholic before becoming Mormon and said that if he was still Catholic he'd recommend my father had an excorsim down, because as the Bishop put it "the white monkey letters are the closet thing I've ever seen to demon possession".

Later that same year Paul Peterson from Pine Land Centre arrived at church and asked to talk to me. He had with him, some of the White Monkey letters and like the Bishop asked me to id the handwriting.

Stake President Earnshaw (of the same church) later called me in to his office for similar letters he had also received and again the white monkey letters were written by mostly daddy and some Dickie all pretending to be me, trying to make it look like I was pretending to be Etiole. 

In total 16 Bishops and 2 stake presidents had contacted me over the years about white monkey letters, all citing they were receiving them daily. Some said members were receiving them. When I stopped attending the Mormon church, my mother's minister's at the 15 churches she was attending at the time, all started getting the letters. (At the time my mom had a belief that she had to be in church as close to 24 hours a day as possible, so she was attending week day church services at every church that had them, even though she was not a member of most of those churches. She became an atheist last I had heard and attends no churches at all anymore as far as I know.) 

My father was in and out of the hospital a lot during this time period (1991 to 1996-ish), due to the violent fights between him and my mother which included him twice being hospitalized due to blood gushing head injuries from a brick, which also included OOB police arresting my mother for beating him said brick. The psychiatrist from Pine Land Centre felt that my dad suffered serious brain damage from one of the brick beating attacks, and wanted him to press charges against my mother, but he refused. The psychiatrist said he felt that my dad's White Monkey letters was a side effect of the multiple head injuries he was hospitalized for. 

The white monkey letters stopped in 2007 when the psychiatrist at Biddeford hospital diagnosed my father as having schizophrenia and put him on psychiatric medicine. The Biddeford police have this arrest on record. We were living at Water st at the time and my father had tried to kill me and my brother Joshua and also himself. The police arrested him. He was in the psych ward for around a week, and released because of the drastic change in his personality that was caused by the medication. He was only released on the condition that he maintained the meds.

Since 2007 no one has mentioned Etiole or the white monkey, until November 19, 2021, when things (the vandalism and harassment and threats) started escalating, the week Todd Murphy died when people started showing up in Biddeford driveway yelling about Etiole and calling him a suicide demon, claiming my Volvo was demon possessed, and accusing me of driving my car around town to drive people to suicide. I don't know who these people were. The one doing most of the yelling has very unique and very identifiable hair: it's a "high fashion" stick straight bob, like what you see in Italy Runways, super stiff as a board, stick straight, like she uses a few jars of jell to get it so straight. And a weird dark-purple tinted red. Very anime cartoon looking hair. You can't mistake it. She always wears big dark glasses, and usually has a little skinny blond man with her, who appears to be her husband or boyfriend. She frequently is beating him over the head with a baby car seat, while yelling at me and my car, while standing on the front porch of our building. They don't live here, I don't know who they re or where they come from. She did it almost every day of December, and most of the last week of November 2021.

This is the first time anyone has mentioned Etiole in years.

They call him Etiole sometimes, White Monkey other times. 

I should tell you where the term "white monkey" come from.

There was a white monkey, in OOB in the 1970s. It belonged to Helen Pearly of Pine Point and was part of her "White Animal Farm" zoo that she ran, which was a little petting zoo of all albino animals. I think it shut down in the early 1980s. Most older folks of the area remember Helen Pearly and her albino zoo animals - which included an elephant, and other such animals. Well, one day the white monkey escaped and Helen Pearly was a friend of my grandmother's (Helen Ricker Allen) and Helen Pearly showed up at 146 Portland Ave (than 862 because the road was renumbers in 1982) to tell my Grammy Helen the monkey had been seen nearby and to let her know if we saw it. Well, after that me and the other neighbour kids started going out into the swamps looking for the white monkey because Helen Pearly was offering a reward for it being returned. And one day we saw it, and tried to catch it and we followed it into the swamps and we found a homeless man out there. He was sick and starving to death. 

The white monkey belonged to Helen Pearly and has nothing to do with Etiole at all. In 1978 Helen Pearly had a pet white monkey that got lost. Me and Atwater cousin Micheal and my Murphy cousin Timmy (the one whose white cross is on the Ross rd he died in 2013) saw it in the woods out back and tried to catch it. We found Etiole the same day. Etiole is a homeless man who lives behind my land in the woods. Me and Micheal and Timmy took him food. And to this day, we still do, except Michael moved away and Timmy died in 2013 so that left just me taking care of Etiole today. Etiole is very old, probably 80s or 90s today. He's very small, not much bigger than a child, maybe around 5'1"-ish. He's covered with acid burns, scars, and tattoos. He has extreme PTSD and is terrified of the sight of people. He's very skittish, almost mute, speaks mostly with his hands, and run terrified from any people who try to get near him. The only reason he didn't run the day we found him, was because he was very sick, probably pneumonia or something like that. Had we children not found him and taken him food for the next several weeks, he probably would have died that same summer. He must have been in his 50s or 60s back then in 1978.

We told the adults about him, and they went to find him, but, they found some plants instead out there in the swamp, and my mom called the police, and the OOB police called the state police, and the state police called the FBI and the entire rest of the week was lots of police digging up lots of plants. Adam and the Babe, were 2 police officers who were left to stand watch over us children while every one else hauled out the plants. News reporters showed up and the news stations called it "Maine's largest drug raid". I don't know what drug plants look like so I don't know what kind of drugs they were. According the the FBI agents who talked to use kids (we were all 5 to 10 years old at the time) a "bad name named Bryan Cyr put those bad plants in the swamp". The FBI agents said they had been looking for Bryan Cyr and his Cyr Clan from Connecticut for several years and wanted to know had we seen him.  We had not, though we did see him about a year later when the big shoot out happened at 142 Portland Ave in front of the Dome house - the day the dome house blue up because Anne Cyr set fire to the meth lab inside- I saw her poured 3 gas cans on the house then throw several matches. Bryan fled in a robin egg blue micro-mini pick up truck, screaming that the meth lab was gonna blow. The whole house went up like a mushroom cloud. It's the only time I ever saw the Cyr Clan.) 

Adam and the Babe went with us kids to look for the sick homeless man/Etiole as he's now called by locals, but he was gone by then, because it had been 5 or 6 or more hours since the adults found the plants. The 2 police officers looked all over the forest for him, and stopped when they found a human leg bone in the Bachelder Brooke and took that with them and left to join the other officers. (144, 146, and 148 Portland Ave and the swamps and forest behind it is a massive Native American grave - there are at least 500 graves, that back in the 1970s all still had markers, most of the dates are 1400s to 1500, but in the mid 1980s someone stole most all of the slate grave markers, so they are unmarked today. I assume the leg bone was from one of those graves - human bones wash up out of the ground all the time on these sections of land because there are just so many Native American graves all over the place here, on my land and the lands abutting me. It's why the Powder Horn campground can't expand any closer to my land - they hit Native American graves last time they expanded the campground.)

So, because they got sidetracked by all the drug plants and all the police everywhere for the rest of the week, the adults never saw the homeless man or the white monkey as both had been scared off by the huge crowd of drug raid crews.

For some reason because we found him while looking for Helen Pearly white monkey my father and the Atwaters got it in their heads that Etiole was a demon alien shape shifter who turned into a white monkey to lure me and Micheal into the woods. And that's how their stupid ass alien and demon rumours got started.

I should point out, her family, The Atwaters, are the Scottish Traveller Gypsies, aka as The Scottish Mafia by several white Americans, her brothers Bruce and David and several of Davids adult children, grandchildren, and great grand children call themselves Scottish Mafia  and act every bit fitting on that title, which is both why the FBI is investigating and why I have nothing to do with them.

Right after the June attack on her car, a large group of Irish Travellers showed up from the Carilinas and Tennessee and were setting up squatting camps all around the area, The had set up a large camp on BB street behind my Main st/Cutts St apartment in Biddeford, setting up in the big chain link fenced yard on the corner (which is why the owners have since roped the land off.) I didn't think anything of it at first, because the Irish Travellers show up in Southern Maine every year for decades now, so there's nothing unusual about seeing them setting up camps on any space they can find, you see it every year. Usually they camp on the cow farms in Dayton/Buxton/North Saco area, so seeing them in Biddeford was a bit strange.

I point this out because the week they arrived on BB, my mother and her Atwater siblings and their families flipped out big time. They put heavy focus on "the brown house on the corner and the chain link fence yard across the street" and laid out to harassing the landlords of those two locations. They had a list of around 100 addresses in Biddeford, Cape Elizabeth, and many other places included Rhode Island and Connecticut. I saw the list because my mother showed up at my yard waving it around and demanding I help her and the Atwaters stage an attack on the Irish Travellers, whom she claimed was family of the man in the green truck with the 2x4 attack on her car.

A war between the Scottish Travellers/Scottish Mafia/The Atwaters and the Irish Travellers -which include The Cry Clan drug gang from Connecticut - the one the FBI is here looking for-, is the last thing I want to get involved in. Those same two clans are the ones who did the 4-5-8 shoot out back in the 1970s/1980s, when they blew up the dome house at 142 Portland Ave. They were armed to the teeth with truck loads and school bus loads of illegal military guns back in the 4-5-8 shoot out and I don't want to see what kind of weaponry that same group lugs around now 40 years later.

I am a Voodoo Priestess. Voodoo is also known as Folk Catholicism. It is a branch of the Catholic Church. Voodoo is a Christian religion, that focuses on reverence the ancestors. Hollywood Horror movies have slandered our religion to such an extent that the average person thinks Voodoo is dark magic, death spells, curses, and voodoo dolls. Those are all things that exist only in Hollywood and do not exist in real world Voodoo. The problem is made worse, when teens and young adults, not knowing the actual religion, call themselves Voodoo while practising things they see in movies.  While the older generations of Gypsies and Travellers know the difference, younger generation have fallen far from the old traditions, especially the old religion, and sadly, even among Gypsies and Travellers today, many in the age group of 60 years old and younger, only know Voodoo from Horror movies and not from their grandmother's actual practice.

I say this because my mother and her Atwaters wanted me to join then as a "figure head" for their cause. They specifically demanding I summon demons, make voodoo dolls, cast curses, and use magic to kill the list of people living at the addresses on the list they had. In short they attempted to hire me to be a quasi-hit-man for them.

When I explained to them that this is not what Voodoo is about, Voodoo is peaceful, non-violent, we shun weapons and hurtful acts of all types, they lashed out at Etiole -who was not here, it was just me they were yelling at, yelling about him. My mother called Etiole a demon, said he was my familiar, said "I know you work with demons, you can't lie to me" and "you cast death curses on people all the time you lying little bitch, you just won't do it for me because you want to spite your mother, after all I do for you!

I made a Twitch livestream video that same day, telling what was going on and what I feared was about to happen, because I have seen these same two Gypsy clans go to war with each other before.

Well, I have too much to deal with with my health. I'm bedridden 15+ hours a day, so I do nothing but play video games and write novels and edit novels, ALL of which I do on livestream - yes, I livestream for 12 to 15, sometimes 19 hours each and every single day, and I have 92TB of hard drive full of that video footage all the way back to 2015 - I have every minute of every day of my life not only live streamed on Twitch, but I have ALL the video footage files, which mean I have footage of all the attacks, all the yelling at my car, all the demanding I cast death spells, all the trying to hire me as a hit man - all of it. I have over 15k hours of video footage. And because most of the attacks happened during a livestream, there are also hundreds of witness online who saw and heard the attacks and threats already, seeing and hearing them as they were happening.

Going back to the suspecting someone is impersonating me... My mother makes the claim that it is her right to cut the wires off my Biddeford apartment building, because she claims I've put her name, address, and where she goes online. I've never put her address or name or where she goes on the internet. Don't know what she's talking about. I gave her the FBI contact info and told her that if she actually is seeing "me" posting this stuff she claims I'm posting online, then she needs to forward that stuff to the FBI because it's someone impersonating me, and that was one of the things the FBI has suspected was happening so they are actively looking for that kind of stuff. They are trying to get to the bottom of who it is spreading these wild, crazy ass rumours and lies, both doing it in my name and doing it about me.

They've already located a shut down a few dozen impersonation of me, social network accounts, and so far, to date, all of them have belonged to just one person: my mother's brother Mervin Bruce Atwater. Well, it makes sense that HE would know her home address and where she goes, seeing how, for the past decade they were kind of joined at the hip and did everything together. Yeah, of course he knows where she lives and what car she drives and where she goes. 

Also, I never went to school, she did not allow it, There were several legal/court battles between my mom and the OOB school and the state of Maine ad the department of education throughout the 1980s, over the fact that she was actively refusing to allow me to attend school. So I never learned to do math or numbers. I don't know how to count or do money or any stuff like that. And numbers don't register in my head for some reason. People will tell me a phone number or home address and 5 seconds later my mind is blank on the numbers. I can't remember them. That's why when something like an attack happens I write down the tie and date immediately and keep it on a chart - I have a list, day by day, all times and dates of every attack since June 2001. I wouldn't be able to remember what happened when if I didn't keep a list like that.

Well, my mother knows all of this, so she knows even if she had told me her address, which she didn't, I wouldn't have remembered it long enough to even write it down.

In June 2021, I found out she moved, because I was walking my dog -we walk 3 to 4 miles a day, all over Biddeford, Old Orchard, and Scarborough, because I am trying to rebuild my leg muscles after having been bedridden since 2013, with only minimal movement- Doctors said I would never walk again and I aim to prove them wrong and well I have, because I am at least walking enough to walk my dog each day, but it is very difficult, and every step I take feels like a sword stabbing up my right leg and into my spine, because of the nerve damage. It is why I walk so slow and limp so bad, because it hurts terrible to step down.

Well, one day I was walking my dog and all of a sudden, there's my mother, telling me that I'm standing in front of her house and I was surprised, because last I knew she lived several miles away. I had no clue she lived 2 streets over from me and that she had done so for 3 years!

I don't know how she expects me to even know where she goes considering I've had no contact with her in almost a decade now, not since the stunt she pulled April 10, 2015 when she broke into my motorhome, filled it with feces, and then locked her 13 cats in it to frame me for animal abuse. She did not expect the Old Orchard Beach police to arrive and confiscate her cats and then not give them back to her and she has been in a social media battle with several animal shelters, veterinarians, animal control officers, and police officers ever since. Most of her harassment of these people has been targeted at former OOB town hall worker DF  and OOB police officer WW , both of whom she has been harassing on FaceBook for the past 7 years. You can ask DF  and WW  and their family and friends on FaceBook, how bad it has gotten. In recent months she added a new person to her FaceBook harassment, I don't know their name, just that it's the ex-wife and 15 year old son of someone named Todd Murphy who recently died from being hit by a train in front of my Biddeford apartment on Nov 19, 2021. Sometimes she says his death was a suicide, other times she says he was murdered and thrown in front of the train. I don't know which it is, I didn't know him, and only have her word for any of it.

In her mind, the way the whole thing was supposed to happen was: you police were supposed to confiscate my motorhome and she would take her cats and go home. 

What actually happened was: you police confiscated her cats, and I kept my motorhome.

She has spent the last 7 years harassing every pet shelter and rescue in New England, trying to find the cats.

In answer to questions about the cats from April 2015—those were cats belonging to Wayne Whitten of Biddeford, Maine. I was never able to talk about it because of the court case going on between Wayne's family and the Atwaters.

To make matters even worse, the cats were not hers, either. Rather, they belonged to Wayne Whitten and his daughter. My mother had stolen the cats from Wayne, in an act of retaliation, after Wayne refused to hand over to her, his father, William's land.

If you do not know, there are several polygamists in my family, all on the Atwater side. My mother is one of them. Wayne Whitten is one of her many Husbands, and therefore Wayne Whitten is also my stepfather.

In May 2010, my mother took a chainsaw to my 1964 Dodge 330. But it was not the ONLY car she attacked that week. Two days earlier, she took a chainsaw to Wayne's black 1970s vintage Dodge. AFTER, she locked her Old English sheepdog in the trunk and left it there for 6 months, and then tried to say that Wayne killed her dog, when in fact, she had.

Many people in Biddeford, Maine knew Wayne Whitten and his father William Whitten, and both men were known for the wild tales of Wayne's 5th wife, Jeannie, who daily beat him, gathered her older brothers to beat him, and hospitalized him several times, multiple times nearly killing him. That wife is also my mother.

Unfortunately for Wayne Whitten, no one would believe him about how violent and psychotically deranged his wife was and in the space of only a few weeks, his father, then his cats, and then Wayne himself all died. Because of the violent nature of Wayne's death, details were withheld from the public.

Three cats—the white cat Old Lady, and the 2 tabby's Trouble and Sassy, were already dead before the police arrived, and all three were diagnosed as having been force-fed rat poison. This is why, even though my mother put 13 cats in my motorhome, the police only took 10 cats.

Wayne's father, William, owned the cape house next door to Ben's Flooring in Biddeford, behind Walmart. In his 90s, with his health failing, my mother arrived demanding William sell his house and give her the money for a down payment on a mansion in Kennebunk. The exact same demands she is now making at me, these 7 years later. She did this to William Whitten in 2015, and Wayne's daughter to this day maintains that my mother's threats, demands, and harassment were the major contributing factors of William's death.

My mother took the Whitten cats, intending to hold them hostage, until William sold his house and gave her the money. This was why she hid the cats in my motorhome. This is also why when the police showed up asking about the cats, I had no clue what they were talking about and let them search the motorhome telling them there were no cats in it. My mother broke into my motorhome and hid the cats in there, apparently 3 days earlier, and I was unaware she had done this so was unaware the cats were there.

This is also why, when police officer Will Watson asked how many cats there were and what their names were, why I did not know how many cats there were and only knew the names of a couple of the cats that I had heard Wayne talk about.

William Whitten died while the cat fiasco was going on.

Wayne, realizing what my mother had done to his cats, tried to get them back, but he died a few weeks later.

Wayne, his father, and his cats all died a few weeks apart from each other.

My mother went around triumphantly bragging that she had gotten Wayne's father's land, via being Wayne's wife, and set about to the process of buying the house in Kennebunk. And got slapped with a reality check when the two wills got read and both William and Wayne had left everything they had to Wayne's daughter.

In raging inferno, my mom lashed out at Wayne's daughter, and a lawsuit happened, with Wayne's daughter charging my mother with kidnapping the cats, and using rat poison to slowly poison Wayne. A massive Facebook war happened between the Whittens and the Atwaters as my mother got her Atwater thugs involved, and the Whitten's fled in terror once they realized the rumours that my mother was part of the Scottish Mafia, was in fact, very, very, very true.

To this day, the remains of Wayne Whitten's surviving family live in mortal terror, daily vandalism, and barbaric levels of harassment at the hands of my mother, and her brothers Bruce and David and David's sons and grandsons.

More details of what happened can be found here: Amphibious Aliens: https://www.eelkat.com/AmphibiousAliens.html

And no, for the people who are confused, Amphibious Aliens has nothing to do with aliens. It is about a homeless man whom my mother and her brother Bruce, over hyper focused on, and together my mother and Bruce created an elaborate alien abduction and demon possession hoax, so they could try to scam several dozen locals out of their houses.

This cat stealing, house stealing scam is something they have been doing to people all over Southern Maine since BEFORE I was even born. The earliest known attempt at this house stealing scam dates back to their father David Henry Atwater and a house he stole in the 1930s in Rumford Maine. At the time, my grandfather used the hoax of an angel from heaven coming down and telling him to take the Rumford farm. And at the time, my grandfather was a transport driver for Honey Fizt's ACTUAL Boston Mafia, which is WHY, the Atwaters make the claim to be the Scottish Mafia. Their claim is that because they are Scottish, and their father worked for Honey Fitz that they are Mafia. But the Atwaters are neither Scottish nor Mafia, both claims are outright lies that are nothing more than part of the scam they run.

As can be seen with BOTH what she has spent the past 5 decades doing to Etiole and what she is currently doing to Todd Murphy's family on and off FaceBook, you can see how much my mother hyper focuses on homeless people and abusing their friends and relatives and using the homeless person's homelessness as excuses for the scams she runs.

That she spent decades running a land stealing scam in Etiole's name, and now is running another land stealing scam in Todd Murphey's name is utterly deplorable.

And you people who wonder WHY I've not had contact with my mother in 30 years, WHY I shun her. WHY I hate her and her Atwater thugs so much... you are right now witnessing it live as they do it all over again, this time taking advantage of the pain and suffering of Todd Murphy's family to try to steal land from people in the name of a homeless man who was killed by a train.

I am thoroughly and utterly disgusted with my mother's vile abuse of the Murphy family and what she is doing in the name of a dead man.

I've said it thousands of times before and I'll say it again: The Atwaters are scum.

The Atwaters devote their lives to abusing homeless people and the families of those homeless people, just so they can run their filthy scams, and I’m fucking sick of the Atwaters and their filth.


She has had several retaliation attacks happen to her, done by family and friends of the people she's harassing on FaceBook. the retaliation attacks included a Biddeford Public Works road grader being driven into her yard and over her car in 2017. Two additional attacks on her next car, the following year. And in June 2021 a man driving a green pick up truck drove into her yard and beat her car with a 2by4. (Note, I did not witness any of these attacks on her cars and only have her word on what happened.)

All of these people she is fighting with on FaceBook, I don't know, they are people she knows and they are not on my FaceBook and I blocked her and all the Atwaters from my FaceBook back in May 2015, when her and her nieces and nephews and siblings were posting death threats on my FB profile. One cousin cousin name, posted pictures of herself carrying a machine gun (not automatic rifle - but a machine gun - the big type you put on a tripod and have a belt full of hundreds of bullets slung over your shoulder- similar to a gatland gun but not as big, though she had pictures of her gatland gun too that she was also posting on my FB) She'd write under the pictures "This is the gun I'm going to shoot you with"... her husband was one of the guys arrested after the Jan 6 attack, by the way - the guy in Florida with the Nancy something's ( forget her last name, I think it began with a P? I don't know American politics, I find it all confusing so I'm not sure who the Nancy woman was). He stole her pulpit and  he was posting pictures of him stealing on FB. Her mom is aunt L, and she and he were among the 23 cousins that the FBI has been trying to find because they supplied a lot of the guns for the Jan 6th attack, according to posts they made on FB. I don't know, I never saw any such posts because I have them all blocked n FB since 2015. Her brother cousin name was also posting pictures of him carrying guns and writing death threats underneath on my FB wall. His messages said: "I'm an ordained Aaronic Priest and god has given me permission to blow your brains out with this gun". cousin name and cousin name are 2 of David and aunt L's 15 adult kids -all are 40 to 60+ years old. David is my mom's oldest brother, he's in his 80s. He is very violent, there has never been an occasion of him arriving on my land in Old Orchard, that did not involve his trying to kill me, usually by strangling me. He is the most violent of all the uncles. Several times while he's been here he beat up his adult kids by hitting them in the face with weights off of dumbells. 

Most of the Atwater men are retired Marines, and all of them are over 6'2" the tallest, is 7'3". These guys are HUGE and are all weightlifters. You don't want to cross one of the Atwater uncles, they are former Marines trained in weaponless combat. David runs a compound in Palmyra.. . and you might have just seen his crew in the news - they were doing a squatter's rights takeover of that big mansion next door to Stephen King in Bangor and somehow the place caught fire. The news reports didn't mention Stephen King and went out of their way to get camera angles that kept King's house out of the news, but I'm as familiar with Bangor streets as I am Old Orchard and Biddeford streets, so I recognized which house it was on the news, that got attacked by the squatters doing a take over war. 

My uncle and his kids are trying to confiscate the land all around Stephen King - they say they have the right to because no one was ever paid any money for being in The Thinner movie. That happened about 2 weeks ago, the news did not list the squatters name, but like I said, it's my uncle and his crew, they been focusing on the 20 or so houses around King's big red Victorian, for over a decade now. They tried to get me to help them do it, that's how I found out. They made the claim that because I'm an author I should be able to reason with Stephen King and convince him to hand over his red Victorian house in exchange for his never paying them for being in The Thinner. I told them to get lost and burn in hell. Just because I'm an author and King's film crew filmed a part of Thinner on my land in Old Orchard doesn't mean I know King himself, I never even met him, and them being obsessed with stealing land from people is just out of control. 

The whole Atwater clan does this. They don't see anything wrong with moving in, setting up camp, and driving the rightful land owners off their land at gunpoint.

They act like it's a family tradition to steal land from people, via squatting, harassment, corrosion, death threats, and outright just forging deeds and switching the files, like they did with my land.

And that's the issue we have going on right now. My mother has gone on a psych crazed warpath vendetta of taking my land or else, and or else so far has included her twice now having my father shove things up the tailpipe of my car, both times doing lots of damage t the car when I started the engine and everything inside blew up because of the fuel line blocked. And twice now - each time the same day as attacking my Volvo cutting the wires off the Biddeford apartment as well, in the same driveway where the car was parked.

Both times they admitted to doing it and both times used the justification that I deserved it because I was refusing to sell my land and give my mother the money to buy a house in Kennebunk. She says she has to move to Kennebunk to "get away from the niggars invading Maine, Kennebunk is all white they don't allow no niggars". She's very crude and vulgar and has an extreme hatred for black people and hangs around online with some group that calls itself "the workers of iniquity" which claims to be "a branch of the Ku Klux Klan because the original Ku Klux Klan is not strict enough".

Throughout 2016 people wearing KKK-like white robes and hood showed up in Old Orchard to make threats about my land. Back then I was unaware that my mother was friends with such a group. The robes are NOT KKK robes, the KKK robes are very distinctive, covered with fancy bead work and embroidery, and are not white, but are usually green or red or blue or yellow. It's a Hollywood myth that the KKK wears white, and that's how you can tell REAL KKK from fake wannabe's pretending to be KKK. Real KKK is not wearing white sheets and white pillowcases. The real KKK is a church that is organized similar to Catholic church and all their robes mean specific ranks, also they don't wear hood, they wear mitre hats like the pope does, and have a veil mask over their eyes. So its pretty easy to identify real KKK from fakers in white sheets, and the people showing up in my yard were not real KKK, they were fakers literally wrapped in white bed sheets with pillow cases over their heads. 

Well, various white-power groups show up in the area, that's nothing unusual. Neo-Nazi, Sovereign Citizens, ect. They've always been around Maine, so much so that there are KKK and white power history museums in Maine -one is in Saco. So, I didn't think much of the white hood idiots in my yard. We are Gypsies, white hooded idiots are a part of our non-white life.

Well, here's the thing: we are not white. My mother's mother was not a Gypsy. Eva Viola Little John Dyer Atwater was half Kickapoo Native American and half black. He mother was 100% Native America. Her father 100% black. My mom is 1/4 black, 1/4 Native American, and 1/2 Gypsy of Roumania/Arabian/Middle Eastern descent. There is not one drop of white blood in her. Which is why I was surprised to hear her say: "I gotta move to Kennebunk to get away from the niggars invading Maine, Kennebunk is all white they don't allow no niggars". Yes, Kennebunk is all white, and look at the news, the black school teach who lives in Old Orchard Beach and worked at Kennebunk schools is daily bombarded with swastika painted on her car while she's teaching class. I can't drive my Volvo down main street Kennebunk with out getting pelted with rocks and crowds running off the sidewalks screaming "death to Gypsy scum!" It's dangerous t drive through Kennebunk and not be white -they pull us coloured folks out of cars if we get stopped at a red light. Kennebunk is legendary for being the most white power town in the state of Maine.

One has only to look up the international news reports of the 10 year old school children dragging their black teacher into the streets and almost beating her to death -in 2020. That happened barely a year ago. Kennebunk is the most hostile anti-black town in America and they are proud of it, brag about it, and since the BLM stuff of 2020, Kennebunk has gotten ten times worse. And, she's been seeing all that in the news and wants to live there, and I'm not sure why, because like I said,  my mom is 1/4 black, 1/4 Native American, and 1/2 Gypsy of Roumania/Arabian/Middle Eastern descent and if she tries to buy a house there, and they find out she has black blood, they'll kill her. But she's all hyped up on a white power kick and wants to join Kennebunk's anti-black movement, and... I... I just don't understand it and I'm sure if that's actual why she wants to go thee or not.

There was a court case about the cats (3 different ones because the town hall dropped the case after evidence proved the cats were not mine and my mother had snuck them in my motorhome a few days earlier to try to frame me and then some MB guy crawled out of the woodwork to reopen the case a month later), which, for some reason was in my name, not her name, because the motorhome was mine, even though the cats were hers. Weirdly, half way through the court case the town hall dropped the case and some guy named MB Bureau took over it instead. Thing is, I don't know who this MB guy is. He's not anyone I have ever even met before and he was not at the court so I didn't meet him there either. He came in with lots of wild accusations about me harassing him, even though I had no clue who he was and had never heard of him before. MB's lawyer took photo copies of a conversation on Twitter between me and JB (the guy the FBI arrested for embezzling $30k out of the OOB town hall bank account - $3million in OOB tax money went missing, the rest was never found as far as I know. The Twitter conversation was this JB sending me death threats because he had just been released from prison, and he was claiming I had put him there, even though I didn't know him or that he'd been in prison or that he had stolen money from OOB town hall. According to FBI, JB was a church friend of my mother's and he and town manager Jim Thomas, had been Bishopric counsellors to Mormon Church Bishop DK and the 3 of them and several others from the Saco LDS church had taken over the OOB town hall in around 2010 and embezzled $3million in town taxes. Apparently my Uncle Mervin Bruce Atwater, Richard Merlin Atwater, and aunt B had been involved, been involved and they had used fake social media accounts in my name to contact JB so he thought I knew him, that's why he contacted me on my real account after getting out of prison. I don't know the details I only know the small bit of info the FBI told me to let me know why this JB guy was contacting me.) For some reason, this MB guy, said the Twitter conversation with this Joel guy was about him. 

And apparently according to the FBI, this MB guy owns the old abandoned logging road across the street from me, which is numbered as 139 Portland Ave. I don't know, that road has been abandoned at least since the 1970s, I had no idea any one lived down there, but FBI says this MB guy does. I've been at 146 since 1975, and I've never see any one live there. FBI says there is another driveway on a different side that they probably use. Any ways, for some odd reason this MB guy took over the court case with the cats, only he suddenly said it was about me being transgender (but I'm not transgender, so I don't know why he said I was) His lawyer came into court saying I was a man pretending to be a woman, and here's where it got really weird, the lawyer copied what he SAID was an "About Me" page off of my website (eelkat.com) only what he copied was the about page for the main character of the novel series I write (I'm the author of 138 published novels). The series is about a male Elf who is possessed by a female parasitic alien jellyfish. So it's a female jellyfish wearing the body of a dead male Elf like a coat and passing herself off as him.

Well, this lawyer (Gene Libby) for this MB guy is waving THAT fictional character profile around in court, saying it was my personal about me page, and making the claim that I was a male to female transvestite who believed I was an Elf... and here's the kicker... his whole spiel was trying to convince the judge that I was insane so this MB guy could confiscate my land at 146 Portland Ave! It was the most bizarre thing, and the judge thought so too, because the judge tossed the whole thing out of court because the charges this MB guy had against me were so oddball off the wall nut job ridiculous. But the thing was, again, it was someone making wild claims that I had to hand them over my land, which is what keeps happening with every one of these weird attacks. And always, like both these 2 guys: JB and MB Bureau they are creepy ass strangers who crawl out of the woodwork, people I've never heard of before, making claims to being my friend (JB made the claim he was my best friend and said we talked all the time on FaceBook, but he wasn't on my FB and I'd never heard of him before. While MB Bureau in his court papers made the claim to be one of my uncles -he is not-and)

aunt B and aunt L of Bangor used to be putting stuff online about me and my brothers and JB would get it from aunt B and aunt L and forward it every where. This was in 2010 era, but I did not see the posts, because none of them is a FaceBook friend of me. The FBI however said they saw a lot of the posts, these people made, including several death threats. Seems likely something like that is happening again given the way people keep showing up here at the Biddeford apartment when no one even knew I was here.

I met aunt L about 3 times during my childhood, it's been 30+ years since I last saw her, and I've never spoken with her online or offline not once in my entire life.

aunt B I meet 10 or 12 times during my childhood, and likewise it's been 30+ years since I last saw her, except for 2 times. One in 2013 she showed up at my Biddeford apartment on Water St, with some medical scam idea she had that she wanted me to help her with. She said she was working at Blue Cross/Blue Shield and had found a way to get people's insurance money because a lot of people didn't file claims; she said she was also an EMT, and she could take the records from one job to cross with the other job, to have people's insurance money forwarded to a POBox she owned. I told her I wanted nothing to do with it and to get lost. I don't know how true any of the stuff she said was. I don't know if she worked at those places or could do the scam she was claiming or not.

aunt B showed up again in 2016, at the Gazebo Park (might be named Mechanic's Park?) on the Saco River by the water treatment plant. I was there walking my dog, and my mother showed up with an uncle Peter (now deceased) who was visiting from Utah. They were having a picnic. aunt B and Bruce showed up to trash everything, steal the food, and then leave. They were yelling and screaming the whole time. They acted drunk, except I didn't think they drank. I don't know. Mormons don't drink, not usually.

So I don't know aunt B and aunt L otherwise. I know nothing about them. Have never had contact with them, have never spoken with them online or offline. So, I'm puzzled as to why they were posting things online about me in 2010, or why they were acting like they knew me, when neither of them has ever been a part of my life or know anything about me.

But, they make claims that I say and do various things that I don't say or do. The list of things they've accused me of is massive and kind of crazy and include the claims that I am a prostitute, and that I am a Mafia gang leader ... like I said, it's just wild and also very slanderous and I'm sick of it.

Back in 2019 when my mother got her car, she had it over a month before I even knew she had gotten a car. I found out she had it when she flipped out saying I was online telling people she bought a car. And it turned out is was aunt B and Brucie online telling everyone she got a car, but I had told them,  even thought I had never talked to either of them since 2013 when FBI told me cut off all contact with them

aunt B and Bruce and aunt L all 3 are constantly telling people I said things, that I never said. 

I told you people been showing up talking about Todd and claiming I said things online about him, but I don't even know who he is or what they are talking about. It almost looks like someone is online impersonating me.

A few weeks ago an old man walked up to me, asked if I was EelKat and then asked me why I kept emailing him, and I said I don't email anyone cause I don't use email. He said some days he gets over 300 emails a day from someone claiming to be EelKat 

Last time my car had this problem was same day my father cut the internet on my mom's orders. Suspicious my car has same problem again, same day internet goes off again. It went off while my mother was here

aunt B showed up at water st day after golf club attack, but I never knew how she found out , I never told anyone online about it . Her and Bruce knew about it some how before any one else.  They wanted me to use my injury to help them run a medical scam and they were pissed when I refused to. They started spreading lies about me online because of that. That was Nov 2013

aunt B and Bruce knew about the cats and DAY BEFORE it happened. aunt B posted on my FaceBook wall "the next head nailed to the door will be yours" the day before any heads were nailed to door

I think it's aunt B online saying stuff about me and my mom, because she did it before and because FBI was here asking about her going down to Washington Jan 6 attack, but I didn't yet know the Jan 6 attack had even happened. They said aunt B aunt L and 23 cousins had been down there and they FBI was trying to find them. 

Old Orchard police and Biddeford police and a detective have all shown up asking about aunt B and aunt L and 23 cousins as well. But again I don't know anything because I not had contact with them. But FBI, 2 police departments and a detective are all saying aunt B and aunt L and 23 cousins are making claims about me, in connection to bombs and ISIS .

That's how I found out Paul Martel was in prison. According to FBI agents, Paul Martel built the bombs for the 2013 Boston marathon and the 2013 bomb at South Maine Community College and put the college bomb in my class to make it look like I made the Boston bomb. That's why the FBI showed up to begin with. They were at the college investigating both bombs that happened the same day

FBI said they believed the whole thing was aunt B and Bruce idea, but Paul martial was the one who actually built the bomb and sold it to ISIS, and put the second bomb in my class at college so Paul Martel was the only one they could arrest. FBI is trying to arrest aunt B because they think she's the one behind it. They said the whole thing seems to have started because Scott went to prison for selling drugs at Scarborough downs and for some reason aunt B thinks I'm the one who turned him in, even though I've not seen or heard from Scott since he was 8 years old

FBI thinks the attack on the cats was aunt B retaliating because Paul Martel got arrested. 

When Dickie died also in 2013, after the bomb in Boston but before the golf club attackers aunt B was with him taking charge of his medicine and his official cause of death was an overdose of his medicine, with a not saying unable to determine if accident or suicide. I found out this 2 days after he died when Jacksonville County state police from Florida showed up here in Maine to interview me about where I was the day Dickie died  because when he died aunt B called 911 and told the police I had killed him. 

The FBI thinks the golf club attack was aunt B retaliating because police didn't arrest me for murdering Dickie like she had demanded they do

FBI is full focused on arresting aunt B and Bruce. There's no evidence Bruce is dead. All evidence points to him being in New Zealand. 

FBI believes Bruce faked death because FBI was moving in to close and he didn't want to take the fall for what aunt B is doing 

In 1996 and 1997 aunt B sent out lots of emails to the family claiming the emails had been written by me. I did not have email, internet, or even a computer yet. She got Dickie and David and Joey in raving warpath over it. That's the summer they all showed up talking about Etiole and amphibious aliens and alien abduction. aunt B was the one who started all of that stuff about Etiole, who I never called Etiole. Etiole is not his name, it's always been the word the Atwaters used to describe him (it means man from the stars or alien it's a French word. I don't know French, aunt B is the one who knows French, so I never would have given him a French name) Bruce and Dickie went to a bunch on MUFON forums from 1996 to 2007 spreading lies about me and Etiole calling him a demon and alien and claiming I was an alien abducted. I found out about it in 2007 after they'd already been doing it for 11 years. I don't think aunt B has ever stopped sending out emails about Etiole while pretended to be me, I think she is still doing it.

My father was the one who told the Atwaters about Etiole. My father and Dickie both called him the white monkey. In 1994 and 1996 Bishop Morgan asked me to his office and showed me a bunch of letters, all of them signed "The White Monkey, OST". He said the letters were written to sound like I had written them but he said he'd seen my handwriting before and knew I hadn't written these. He wanted to know if I recognized the handwriting. Some had been written by daddy. Others had been written by Dickie. President Earnshaw later called me in for similar letters he had received and again the white monkey letters were written by mostly daddy and some Dickie all pretending to be me, trying to make it look like I was pretending to be Etiole. In total 16 Bishops and 2 stake presidents had contacted me over the years about white monkey letters

The white monkey letters stopped in 2007 when the psychiatrist at Biddeford hospital diagnosed daddy as having schizophrenia and put him on psychiatric medicine. Since 2007 no one has mentioned Etiole or white monkey, until the week Todd died when people started showing up in Biddeford driveway yelling about Etiole and calling him a suicide demon

The white monkey belonged to Helen pearly and has nothing to do with Etiole at all. In 1978 Helen pearly had a pet white monkey that got lost. Me and cousin Micheal saw it in the woods out back and tried to catch it. We found Etiole the same day. Etiole is a homeless man who lives behind my land in the woods. Me and Micheal took him food. For some reason because we found him while looking for Helen pearly white monkey my father and the Atwaters got it in their heads that Etiole was a demon alien shape shifter who turned into a white monkey to lure me and Micheal into the woods. And that's how their stupid ass alien and demon rumours got started.

I used to let him sleep in the Dodge at night, that's why people started saying the car was haunted. They said Etiole was a demon and the car was demon possessed. My father and Bruce used to stay up all night debating what kind of demon Etiole must be and kept calling me a demon child and a witch and saying I was demon possessed and they called Etiole my familiar and said I summoned him to cast curses and death spells. Bruce believed all that stuff as actual fact and after Bruce left for the night my dad would joke about how gullible Bruce was and how easy it was to convince him demons lived in my car. From there the rumours ended up on the internet through the Heaven's Gate group, that Bruce was a member of at the time. They were a group of around 200 people who went from one UFO forum to the next spreading rumours about me and Etiole. They did that for 11 years before I found out Bruce and his UFO friends were doing it. 

I found out when people started showing up in Old Orchard with beeping equipment claiming they were here the capture Etiole while calling him an amphibious alien and EBE and calling me "EelKat Etiole's friend" I did not use the username EelKat online and none of my books about EelKat (the black bobcat) had ever been published so there was no reason for internet people to know either the name EelKat or Etiole.  I was using the username xavychup online not EelKat, that's why my email address is xavychup not EelKat. EelKat is something Grammy called me back in the 1970s because she said eels and cats were my spirit animals. I never called myself EelKat online or offline so only the Atwaters had ever heard that word before and yet in 2007, I spent the entire summer with endless people showing up in my yard at my tent and all calling me EelKat and all looking for Etiole. 

Because I was living under the tarp I had no access to internet yet so had no clue what was going on online. I went to the library and searched Etiole and EelKat to see what came up and I found tens of thousands of forum posts and interviews and articles all written by Bruce and Dickie, including interviews with Buddy Hopkins, David Mack, and David Icke. All the stuff they said was how they had this demon possessed niece who had been abducted by aliens and has brought an alien back from the mother ship with her and was now protecting him. Every one of the forum posts. Interviews and articles had my full name, my old Orchard address, my email, and my old Orchard phone number listed. That was why so many people were showing up at the tent. In 2006 to 2009. The whole thing of people calling me a Witch and saying about curses and death spells and aliens and demons was started by daddy saying that stuff to Bruce and then Bruce and Dickie spreading it online for 11 years from 1996 to 2007

I started using the name EelKat online BECAUSE my uncles had spent 11 years calling me that on MUFON forums, and when I found out about it and started contacting all the forum admins, I had to tell every one:

"I'm Wendy Christine Allen. I'm the one you all call EelKat, Etiole's friend, the REAL EelKat, friend of the REAL Etiole,  and I'm here to slap every damned one of you with protection from harassment orders. I'm tired of the slander and lies you people are spreading about me of fucking UFO websites. I'm not an alien abductee, I've never claimed to be, until this morning I didn't even know what an alien abductee was. Etiole is not an alien. Etiole is not a demon. He's a local homeless man who has a skin deformity, so he hides in the forest because people are scared of him because of what he looks like, and they beat him up and bully him. The people telling you he's an alien are my uncles, who the ring leaders behind beating him up and bullying him, and I'm quite upset to find out they've been doing it online for quite some time and I'm only just finding out about it now, because earlier this week, I had 30,000 people in my driveway, trying to catch him while screaming that he was an amphibious alien and EBE. You UFO crazies are insane, and I want you people out of my yard. My uncles are lying to you about me and Etiole and you'll idiots for believing them."

I created an EelKat username EVERYWHERE just so I could post that message to every place my uncles had posted that fucking ass alien abduction shit about me and Etiole. THAT, is why you saw me start to use the EelKat username in 2007, when I was always xavychup everywhere before that.

And that is also why I do NOT have an EelKat email.  I've had the xavychup email since 1994, I still have it. And anyone using an eelkat email to contact you isn't me, because I don't have an eelkat email. It always has been and still is xavychup.

Last I knew aunt B and Bruce and aunt L and Bruce's daughters and David's kids and grandchildren were all still continuing to spread demon and alien lies about me and Etiole and were still putting my real name and address on everything. In 2019 they were putting my old Orchard address my high street address and also my water st address even though I was no longer at water street on thousands of forum posts and Facebook posts. In 2019 they were making several hundred posts daily across all there accounts and I found 27 fake EelKat accounts owned just by Bruce himself alone. They were all things like eeelkat, ee1kat, 33lkat, etc. Slightly spell different to look like it was me, yo someone looking quick and not paying attention.  They are likely still doing it and I assume they are doing the same to my mother as well. 

Also I don't even know what mothers address is. How could I put it anywhere? I didn't even know she moved until last summer and apparently she moved a few years ago. No one ever told me she had moved. 

Just like the saying about me saying she got a car. I didn't know about the white car until she came over in it to see Mickey last may and apparently she had a few cars in between. Last car I knew was the black one. I didn't even know she had a new car, let alone more than one.

No one ever told me those things, not her or any one else so it's utterly stupid for her to think I could put her address or cars online. Only people who knew about her address and cars could put them online.

Don't forget she never even told me when Dickie or Bruce died. Both times I found out from the FBI showing up to investigate accusations that I had murdered them

I'm the bed ridden, crippled by multiple attacks. The November 14, 2013 golf club attack, I was almost healed from, but the June 2016 shopping cart attack re opened the 2013 injury and doctors can't operate this time because of the bone shards severing my spinal column. I'm crippled for the rest of my life and no one in this family ever cared. 

Both attacks the FBI wanted to talk to my parents and they refused to talk to him both times. My baby was murdered in the first attack. I was 8 months pregnant and all any of them would do was gibberish about "rosemary baby" and say there was no baby because it was a demon because it was Etiole's. My parents and the Atwaters hate Etiole that much, that they shun the existence of my baby and act like it was never there. That's how much they hate me. That's how cruel and hate filled they are towards me. They spent the last 50 years calling me demon possessed and them saying that is WHY local people attack me and killed my baby and left me crippled for the rest of my life. 

I am in bed 15 or more hours a day, I can barely sit up, I can barely stand up long enough to cook, I have to wear adult diapers since 2013 because half my organs don't work any more because the nerves from those organs to my spine are cut off. My hands shake so bad that it takes me hours to eat a single meal. I can't go back to college, I can't go back to work. But do they care? No. Not my mother. Not my father. Neither of them give a shit. They are both too damned selfish thinking about their own greed to ever once lift a finger to help me. Daddy treats me like a fucking slave and my mother is so far out of my life shunning me because bishop kenning in Saco ward told her too that she hasn't got a clue how bad things are.

I'm not doing a damned thing to any of them. I mind my own business. I write my novels. I don't contact them. I don't talk to them. I don't talk about them.  Someone is clearly pretending to be me online and is slandering me and getting sick of it. My mother flips out about everything thing under the sun and I never have a clue what she's talking about, because I never did or said any of the things she accuses me of. And my father and the Atwaters do the same thing. Some one is out there pretending to be me to get them worked into a frenzy just to sit back and laugh while watching my mother, my father, and the Atwaters be too damned stupid to think. My mother and my father and the Atwaters are all filled with so much pure hatred for me that it takes nothing to convince them to attack me. And whoever it is posting online pretending to be me, knows that and is taking advantage of it. 

I'm too damned sick and crippled to even attempt to do half the crazy shit my mother and my father are accusing me of. And what's worse, my father is right here in the same apartment with me. He sees me every day, he knows how bad off my health is. 

Look how much I'm bleeding all over the house every day. Massive nose bleeds that last for hours to a time, not bleeding from my nose. Just coming out of my nose. I'm so dizzy I can't sit up for weeks to a time. I faint and blackout when I try to get up to go to the bathroom. The pain in my hip and pelvis and knee and spine is so bad I can't even move my fingers to type my novels. 

And look at what they do. Do they really think I'm physically capable of doing the things they accuse me of? They are so damned self centred and paranoid. It's all I can do just to sit up and eat something, how the hell do they think I can do the stuff they accuse me of? My day is spent focusing on trying to get my leg to move so I can make a meal, I don't even have time to think about them. 

It looks more and like my mother and my father are doing this stuff on purpose to try to kill me. My father knows how bad off my heart and lungs are and how difficult it is for me to breath after just a couple of steps. His mother left that land to me in her will in 1983. He stole it, had it put into his name illegally. He's been pissed ever since her death, because she gave everything to me not him. That's been a big problem for him for the last 40 years. He raves about it alongside his ravings about going to Utah taking him off the fire department. He hates my mother because of Utah, blames her every day for losing his fire department pension. He raves about it all night long every single night. He blames me for his mother disinheriting him. He raves about that all the time too. I was only grandchild That's why she left everything to me. Including the land that he stole and put in his name. That land is rightfully mine, his mother gave it to me, and he can't stand it. He's needling my mother about the land just to spite his mother.

He's only trying to get the land away from me because he is mad that the town didn't take it. His mother wanted it to stay in the family. It had been in her family since 1530. Her family was the original settlement family of old Orchard and my land is that spot that the first house in Old Orchard was built.  My father stopped paying taxes to spite his mother and lose the land. He said so many times. He was angry when I bought the land back from the town. He still is. He wants it out of the family because his mother wanted it in the family. That's why he's trying to turn my mother against me over the land. Because he gates his own mother that much.

Keep in mind the 4 door white truck showed up at my workplace daily. Even though I never knew ahead of time what store I would be working at. I was a retail merchandiser and stocked shelves at dozens of stores all over the state. Walmart's every where, CVS, khols, sometimes local, sometimes as far as Freeport and once in Vermont and once in Massachusetts.  I got the notice of which store to be at 15 minutes before I left. So the only person who ever knew where I was going was my father. 

And yet the 4 door white truck would also arrive ahead of me and be waiting. They didn't follow me, they got their first.

And the police caught the truck and the driver in 2017. Kathy BR owned the truck. Her son was the driver.

The smith's are my parents friends. My mother's visiting and home teachers for years.

Kathy was the district emergency dispatch for all the towns in the area, not just old Orchard. That's why none of the 911 calls went through during the attacks by the 4 door white truck. He only attacked while she was on duty. She never forwarded any of the calls so officers never were told to come help me.

That includes the November 14, 2013 golf club attack in South Portland. But the college security officer made a report even though the police never arrived. That big black officer who was head of security was on duty and him and 2 student officers from the police academy made the report.

And FBI found the data from the calls, that never got forwarded to police, that's why Kathy BR lost her job. Because she's the one who tampered with the 911 call files.

Tim and Kathy BR both, not together, individually, arriving separately, both arrived at my tent multiple times throughout the entire year of 2013, saying they were coming to speak to me on behalf of someone who wanted to remain anonymous. So I never knew who sent them. Each time they arrived all they would say was that I had to tear down "the little yellow house" as they called the shop. 

August 8, 2013 the backhoe drove over the shop while I was at work on the food truck down by the pier.

I never saw Tim or Kathy again after that. Not once. And these were people who stopped by to visit my parents daily for over 40 years. Since August 8, 2013 and the backhoe attack on my house, Kathy and Tim have gone to alarming extreme levels to avoid running into me. They just down the street, on one of the private drives, so it's difficult to avoid running into me, and we used to see them a few times a week at local grocery stores. They both, if they see me in a store, literally throw whatever they are carrying across the store and run out of the store like they have a pack of rabid wolves on their heels. It's pretty fascinating thing to see.

My cousin and next door neighbour Tim Murphy was murdered that same week, a few days before the backhoe. His body was left at the cascade Ross road crossroad. 14 days later his head was left at the Portland Ave Ross road crossroad road. His mother put up the big white cross a month later. 

The 4 door white truck showed up a few days later. 

Tim Murphy had an identical truck. The police and FBI initially thought it was his, but his truck was later found.

Tim Murphy owned Etiole's swamp and was the one buying most of the food and supplies for Etiole. 

Tim Murphy was with me and Micheal the day we tried to catch Helen pearly white monkey and found Etiole. 

The FBI believes that Tim Murphy was killed by someone trying to frame Etiole and believes the murder was a retaliation over Tim Murphy refusing to sell the swamp land behind me. 

At the time the FBI was looking at DF Feeney as a suspect but DF Feeney's family was killed in a murder suicide and he too is now seen as someone who was being framed.

The swamp, sandpit, and pond behind me, the Murphys own that, and 3 people in their family have now died horrifically violent deaths because they, like me were protecting Etiole from the people who would kill him because they believed Bruce's demon and alien lies about Etiole. 

Look at what is being done to me. They drove a backhoe over my house and they murdered my baby and they crippled me, all days apart.

Look at what is being done to the Murphys. And they're massacring the Murphy family. Tim's death the same time as the attack on me.

And look at who screams the loudest hate for Etiole. Look WHO calls him a demon.

And look at WHO the FBI's number one suspect in all of this is.

My family laughs and jokes about this whole thing like they think it's a fucking game. People are dying and the FBI is not laughing. 

Look at WHO keeps attacking my car. Look at WHO keeps cutting the wires off the apartment. Vandalism. Harassment. Bullying. Threats. Evil people Evil things. By their fruits yea shall no them, for no good thing springs from dead wood. Those are small petty crimes, but they are still crimes. But it's far beyond petty crimes. The list of people who have been murdered is quite long now. 13 died just at the Boston marathon bombing. I'm crippled for the rest of my life, and so far, I'm the only person who was attacked who lived through an attack. Every one else they've attacked is dead. Most of them beheaded or killed in a bomb. 7 different bombs, including one in my classroom at college in 2013, two in my workplace in 2015 and 2016, the house in Old Orchard in 2006, and my doctor on Saco Ave in 2003 where the doctor the nurses and 21 patients were killed. And the FBI was on site for every one of them, and my family thinks it's funny to laugh and make jokes about all of it. Because that's they do since the day me and Micheal and Tim Murphy found Etiole

Do you realize for all the shit my parents have pulled,  they've never once apologized for anything. And you know why? Because they aren't sorry. They feel no guilt. They feel no shame. They feel no remorse. Why? Because they hate me. They always have. From the time I was old enough to walk both of them reminded me daily that I was supposed to be a boy to replace the baby boy that was born before me. That's why Grammy Helen was the one who was always with me until I was 8. And after that it was Grammy Eva. And then BW. 

Do you know how I found out Santa wasn't real? Grammy Helen died when I was 8. That year for Christmas there were no Christmas presents. There was just my parents arguing over which one of them should have lowered themselves to buy a gift for the mistake that committed the sin of not being born a boy. I remember that Christmas better than any other. Because that's when found out exactly how much my parents hated me and thought I was worthless because I was a girl.

Look at my MRI scans at the damage the foundation nail through my hip did. The mutilated bones that were shattered when I was 6 years old and no one took me to the hospital. I've walked on a broken leg for almost 50 years. 

Look at the jaw surgery I had to have when I was 42 to repair an injury done to me with a brick when I was 14. 

Look at the Gremlin, 1974 orange, obliterated by a sledgehammer. 

Look at what happened when I was awarded phi theta kappa. No one went to the award ceremony. My mother said it was stupid. My father spent the day raving calling me an educated damned fool. BW was at the temple with Rick. And people with golf clubs were waiting at my car.

Do you realize if just one single person had cared enough to be at the phi theta kappa awards my baby might not have been murdered and I might not be crippled now. 

Grammy Helen would beat my dad's ass for the shit he does to me. And Grammy Eva would be ashamed of the stuff my mother does. Neither Helen or Eva would have let them get away with the constant abuse and harassment.

As for what happened to my car March 9, 2022 - KRA vandalized my car and tried to make it look like my brother did it. KRA stuffed the tailpipe full of McDonald's ketchup packets, which is what caused the fuel line to blow up. I could have died. He tried to kill me and make it look like my brother who works at McDonald's did it so my brother would be blamed.

KRA did the same thing in November, because of some guy named Todd who I supposedly convinced to kill himself via may painting a "suicide demon" on my car. There is a picture of Etiole on my car, that is what they are calling "a suicide demon"



UPDATE: February 27, 2022:

Do not underestimate either my willingness or how far I will go to protect my murdered son's grave from being destroyed by the bastards who are the @FBI s number one suspects in having killed him. The ONLY reason that bitch is hell bent on digging up my farm is because she wants to destroy the evidence of my baby having been murdered by golf clubs.

I'm sick of my mother and my mothers shit head Atwater relatives. They won't stop focusing on the cats. They are lost in a delusional refusal to face reality and that is impeding the fbi investigation of the murder of my baby and the crippling of my spine, because all either of them will do is say there was no baby and tell everyone lies about me and I don't like it. My baby is dead and that has nothing to do with the cats and I'm sick of my mother and her filthy Atwater thugs both ignoring what happened at the college 2 years before the cat event happened AND daily arriving to bully me and say it was “RoseMary’s Baby” and not a real baby because it was a demon, because Etiole was a from.

 

Etiole is not a demon, my baby with him was not a demon, you murdered my fucking baby because you are retarded religion crazed jackasses. Get the fuck out of my life and go burn were evil people like you belong!

 

I'm tired of every time I mention the baby that was murdered November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College,  they wave their hand in my face and say, "no you're just upset about the cats". The cats happened May 14, 2015 and those cats were not mine, they were my mother's cats, that she hid in my motorhome because her landlord Nick didn’t know she had 13 cats in her Birch St apartment. And he evicted her a year later when he found out the cats were hers.

That's why SHE is the one making a fuss about them, not me. I'm not the one running around yapping about the cats constantly,  she is. I'm talking about my son. 

 

My baby boy that was murdered by 3 attackers wielding golf clubs in the SMCC parking lot. A blond woman whom the redhaired woman called Claire, a redhaired woman who the blond woman called Kendra, both in their 60sish, and a bald man in his 30ish.

 

I'm not talking about my mother's cats, I'm talking about my child. What the fuck is wrong with these people? 

 

As for my car … did you all forget when and why I painted it? May 12, 2014. Mother's day. The first mother day after my baby was murdered. I painted my Volo on mother's day to divert my mind from killing myself. That's why I painted my car 9 years ago and you all know that, I've said as much hundreds of times.

Ty Mother and the Atwaters are refusing to acknowledge the baby because also refuse to acknowledge Etiole, a local homeless Jewish man who is the baby's father. 

My Mother and the Atwaters are so damned bigoted and religion crazed that all they’ve ever done is call Etiole a demon or an alien, since the first day they ever saw him: September 23, 1978.

It’s been almost 50fucking years that they’ve harassed him because of what he looks like and harassed me because I won’t let them beat him to death. 

They fully 100% believe he is not human and they run around slandering him every chance they can get and they’ve been doing it for 50 fucking years now. 

And THAT is the ONLY reason, they are doing what they are doing right now. 

 

They have NO RIGHT to be on my land. They are fucking trespassing.

Because they are so damned brainwashed by their fucking religions, that they can’t stop believing anyone who is physically deformed MUST be a Demon.

 

And they’ve spent the last 9 years daily hounding me and whooping and cheering joyous celebration over “killing the demon” as they refer to my baby.

 

In you hadn’t watched the local news - January 2022 - there was a massive FBI raid on Main Street and Cutts Street Biddeford, Maine. 8 of the men who have been roaming Southern Maine beating up pregnant women with golf clubs, were arrested and are now in jail where they belong, soon to be moved to federal prison.

And THAT is what has got the Atwaters in a frenzy now, digging up my land in Old Orchard Beach. They are desperately trying to find my dead baby’s unmarked grave, because they know his gold club shattered skull is very damning evidence for them, now that the FBI made a move and started arresting a bunch of their thugs.

 

And those arrested that just happened, they happened because the FBI phone number was painted on my car and locals in Biddeford, came forward with witness testimony of the attacks.

 

What my mother and the Atwaters are doing is cruel and evil and hateful, and I’m sick of it.

They don’t care about or my life, and my baby or his life. As can be seen by the fact of how he died.

The FBI is still trying to ID the bond Claire woman and the redhaired Kendra woman. They caught the bald man with the 4 door white pick up truck, we now know who he is - the son of the Old Orchard Beach police dispatch woman, the woman who would never let any 911 calls begging for help while these attacks were happening, go through.

Don't be surprised if you see the signs - all 144 of them - go back up in my driveway. Because I'm fucking sick of being harassed, and the agreement to keep the signs down, specified that EVERYONE in Old Orchard Beach - ALL RESIDENTS would NEVER HARASS ME again. You people have broken your agreement. I'm painting new signs as we speak.

EVERYONE - includes real estate agents, developers, contractors, construction workers, and any Atwater bitch who thinks they have the right to daily show up at my Biddeford apartment to say: "What are we going to do about Wendy, she can't keep that land, I need a downpayment on a house, she is going to sell her land and give me the money or else!"

Burn in hell you fucking bitch, and take all your fucking Atwater shitheads with you.

There are more then 500 graves on my farm - more than half of them Native American, some of them buried as far back as the 1400s. I WILL NOT let you touch those graves. I take my job as the guardian of these graves VERY SERIOUSLY. And you WILL have an all out war on your hands if you dare touch them.

Now she's threatening to dig up the graves on my land.

My dead baby means a hell of a lot more to me, then her fucking house. She never gave a damn when my baby died, but look at what she did when the cats died. Her priorities are fucked up.

My dead baby means a hell of a lot more to me, then her fucking house. She never gave a damn when my baby was murdered. But look at what she did when the murderers returned and killed the cats!

Look at what she is STILL doing about the fucking cats!

That's all she cares about. Those damned dead cats and her glut lust to have a mansion in KennebunkPort.

Her priorities are fucked up.

She doesn't give a damn about Human life.

And you know what's worse, the FBI thinks she, her sister Barbara, her brother Bruce, and their friends Claire and Kendra, where the people wearing the fake KuKluxKlan robes and hoods on November 14, 2013, when they used golf clubs to beat my baby to death and break my spine leaving me crippled for the rest of my life. 

Her, Barbara, Bruce, Claire, and Kendra - those are the FBI’s #1 suspects in the murder of my baby, November 14, 2013.

And what the hell is with people mixing up me and my mother? 

I'm NOT the one hell bent on a house. I have been willfully homeless for decades I have no desire for the confines of a house. The one running around yapping hysterics about a house IS MY MOTHER NOT ME!

I'm NOT the one talking about cats. The one running around yapping hysterics about cats IS MY MOTHER NOT ME!

I'm NOT the one talking about Todd, I don't even know who Todd is! I don't know any one named Todd! The one running around yapping hysterics about Todd IS MY MOTHER NOT ME!

I'm NOT the one talking about Mark and Dan and Watson, I don't even know who Mark and Dan and Watson are! I don't know anyone named Mark or Watson and the only Dan I know is my cousin and it's clearly not him she's talking about. The one running around yapping hysterics about Mark and Dan and Watson IS MY MOTHER NOT ME!

I'm NOT the one putting curses on people. I don't believe in curses. The one running around yapping hysterics about curses and claiming she's casting death spells on people IS MY MOTHER NOT ME!

I'm NOT the one talking about demons. I don't believe in demons. The one running around yapping hysterics about demons and calling Etiole a demon IS MY MOTHER NOT ME!

I'm NOT the one calling Etiole a demons. I don't believe in demons. Etiole is a local homeless man and Etiole isn't even his name, I don't use his real name online to protect his identity. I'm not the one who calls him Etiole either. Etiole is the name the Atwaters call him. The one running around yapping hysterics about demons and calling Etiole a demon IS MY MOTHER NOT ME!

I'm NOT the one talking about aliens or UFOs or alien abduction. I don't believe in aliens or UFOs or alien abduction. The one running around yapping hysterics about aliens or UFOs or alien abduction IS MY MOTHER NOT ME!

I'm NOT the one calling Etiole an alien. I don't believe in aliens and besides that, Etiole is a local homeless man. The one running around yapping hysterics and calling Etiole an alien IS MY MOTHER NOT ME!

I'm NOT the one talking about Voodoo dolls and Voodoo curses. Voodoo has nothing to do with Voodoo dolls and curses. Voodoo dolls and curses are mumbo-jumbo made up by Hollywood movies and have nothing to do with the Voodoo religion at all. Voodoo is a branch of the Catholic Church. Look it up. Voodoo is a Christian religion. A Voodoo Priest is a type of Catholic Monk. A Voodoo Priestess is a type of Catholic Nun. Voodoo does not cast curses or use voodoo dolls. The one running around yapping hysterics about Voodoo dolls and Voodoo curses IS MY MOTHER NOT ME!

Open your eyes people. Me and my mother don't look that much alike. You should be able to tell the difference between me and her.

Stop showing up in my yard to to attack me because of some fucking shit you argued with my mother about.

If you've got a problem with my mother, take it up with her not me.

Her, Barbara, Bruce, Claire, and Kendra - those are the FBI’s #1 suspects in the murder of my baby, November 14, 2013.

No, I have no updates on Etiole.

He was shot, by a local lunatic.

No, he's not okay.

And I am getting sick of this fucking ass rumour of Etiole being an alien or a demon.

The fact of Etiole being an alien is a stupid urban myth started by some crazy ass locals.

The fact of Etiole being a demon is a stupid urban legend created by some religion crazed nuts.

Etiole is an old man covered with acid burns. His skin is white and face disfigured from acid burns. He's not an alien and he's not a demon. And you people who call him an alien and call him a demon, you're all fucking crazy. 

Etiole is a homeless Jewish man who has no skin because he was tortured in a Nazi concentration camp in France during WW2. He came to Maine in 1953 with a bunch of other refugees, He has post traumatic stress disorder really bad and he's terrified of people. He can't function in normal society, so hides in the forests. He's not an alien, he's not a demon, he's not a cryptid. He's a disfigured old man, now in late 90s. He barely get around. He doesn't you people harassing him like this. Why can't you people leave him alone? Why are you all so damned desperate to believe in aliens or demons that you have to harass a helpless old man? Leave him alone. Why can't you leave him alone? What is wrong with you people?

Read The Amphibious Aliens article, https://www.eelkat.com/AmphibiousAliens.html where way back in 2007, I DEBUNKED every one of you stupid ass alien, cryptic, demon, and haunted car rumours. Amphibious Aliens The Story of Etiole and The World's Most Haunted Car, goes over every event from the 1970s, that started the fucking rumour, and lists off how every alien, demon, and haunted car rumour was proven to be nothing but a hoax started by my mother's brother  Mervin Bruce Atwater. Every single one of those rumours was started by that one man, and were proven to ALL be hoaxes he perpetrated to try to get money out of Dr Larochelle, the man who hit Mervin's younger sister with a car. They tried to convince the old doctor his car had a demon living in it and they scammed the doctor out of $20,000 back in the 1970s. THAT is how and why the demon car rumour got started. I bought the car in 1975. Etiole started living in it in 1978. And that is how me and Etiole got dragged into the fucking ass rumours about a demon car.

The article Amphibious Aliens The Story of Etiole and The World's Most Haunted Car DEBUNKS ALL of the alien, cryptid, demon, and haunted car rumours. Every last one of them.

The car is not haunted and Etiole is not a demon.

You people who believe my car is haunted or think that Etiole is a demon, you are all fucking retarded.

You are slandering me!

You are slandering Etiole!

You are slandering my cars!

I'm sick of it!

Grow up and go get a damned fucking brain!

I'm sick of you people harassing me and Etiole over stupid shit started by brain dead idiots.

If you are having problems with my mother, tell FBI agent Andy Drewer about it not me. Have information, call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

Have information about the murder of my baby, call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

Have information about any of the attacks on my family, call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

Have information about the people who shot Etiole, call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

If you have information about anything, call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322 and give it to him, not me.

https://www.eelkat.com/AmphibiousAliens.html





UPDATE March 8, 2022

One sign is back up. 

How many more go up, is dependent upon YOU.

From now on, every time one of you Old Orchard Beach, Pine Point, or Biddeford shitheads decides to harass me, I'm going to put up another sign.

If you want no more, then you better make dammed sure you keep your friends and family and neighbors out of my yard and out of my life. I'm not selling my land, and I'll not let you dig up those graves.

Burn in hell.

No means no.

And I'm tired of saying no.

Just like rapist, you refuse to take no for an answer.

No. I'm not selling my land and giving you the money so you can buy a house in Kennebunk.

I've said no to you every single week since August 2021. And your current threats to dig up the graves on my land and move them to your land, is why the signs are going back up.

I'm tired of you bullying me.

I'm tired of your threats.

I'm tired of your gaslighting.

I'm tired of your lies.

You keep saying "After all I've done for you!" What have you done for me? When I was 8 years old you locked me in a racoon trap and left me there for 27 years, only letting me out on Sundays so you could parade me around in the Cape Elizabeth and Saco Ward Mormon churches to pedophile priests who paid you so they could rape me. That's why you never had a job until 5 years ago, because you made plenty selling your pre-teen daughter for sex to dirty old men.

You drove a foundation nail through my hip when I was 6 years old.

From the tie I was 14 until I was 42 years old I was near mute, because you broke my jaw with a brick. I was 42 when I had surgery to rebuild my jaw, that's why I can talk today.

You never allowed me or my bothers to go to school or doctors.

YOU took a sledge hammer to my 1974 AMC Gremlin, my 1976 AMC Gremlin, my 1976 AMC Hornet, my Olds station wagon, and you took a chain saw to my 1964 Dodge 330 the worlds most haunted car, the real Christine. YOU did that.

Since 1978 you have harassed me and me boyfriend, the one you call Etiole, because YOU believe he's a demon because of his skin deformities. You and your sister and your brothers contacted MUFON and told them lies about me and Etiole both. You called him the amphibious alien and claimed he had abducted me. Your alien abduction hoax, almost got him killed in 1997 and again in 2007 when ufo crazies arrived in my yard calling him an EBE and trying to shoot him "for science". An elderly man, a French, Jewish Nazis concentration camp survivor who lives in the forest because his PTSD and fear of people is so bad. A man who is scarred with acid burns from being tortured in WW2 and is neither a demon nor an alien and who deeply traumatized by YOUR endless harassment.

It was YOUR friends who drove a backhoe over my house August 8, 2013 because YOU paid them $600 to do so. Because you thought without a house I would sell my land. But I wasn't the one living in that house. My dad lived there. All you did was put him in a Biddeford apartment. I was already living in the tent since May 9, 2006, and I had the Biddeford apartment since February 13, 2007. 

It was YOUR friends who attacked me with golf clubs at Southern Maine Community College, November 14, 2013, while I was 8 months pregnant with Etiole's baby. That they murdered, on YOUR orders, because as YOU put it "It's RoseMary's Baby" while you gibbered about some horror movie about demon babies.

That was YOUR own grandchild that YOU hired those people to kill.

April 10, 2015, YOU broke into my motorhome, put YOUR 13 cats in it, them then brought YOUR friends to attack my family.

We now know the owner of the 4-door white truck, was YOUR visiting teach, Kathy, the driver who tried to kill me, was her son, and the reason the 911 calls didn't go through during each attack, was because she was the 911 dispatcher and her son, driving her 4door white pick up truck, only attacked me she was on duty. They were YOUR friends from the Saco Ward church, YOUR church, attacking YOUR daughter on YOUR orders.

Since August 2021, you arrive at my apartment 3 times a week, to tell me I need to put curses on people at your workplace, citing that I have to, because you're my mother and I'm demon possessed and I should be putting my demons to good use by helping you kill three people you don't like at work.

I'm sick of you calling me demon possessed.

I'm sick of you demanding curses.

You have a severe mental problem and you need psychiatric help.

I'm sick of you spreading slanderous lies about me telling every one around town I cast curses and death spells, when I've never done either.

November 19, 2021, YOU friend Todd commit suicide and YOU told YOUR friends, that me and Etiole used suicide demons to drive him in front of a train.

YOUR friend Todd, who I did NOT know and had never heard of until 6 of YOUR friends showed up at Rotary Park November 21, 2021 to gun down Etiole while screaming that they were "killing the suicide demon", while we were walking my dog.

Something YOU now brag that YOU tricked YOUR friends into do, because you needed to get Etiole off my land in order to convince me to sell it and give YOU the money for a down payment on a house in Kennebunk.

Christmas Eve 2021, you arrived at MY apartment in Biddeford, STOLE my father's psychiatric medicine, medicine he needs to keep him NOT violent, because he has extremely violent schizophrenia and one hell of a criminal record that requires him to never be in the same room with a gun, let alone never have one. He was committed to a mental ward in 2007, and they ONLY let him out because he came to Biddeford to live with ME in MY apartment, and I was monitoring his meds.

After YOU stole his medicine, you took him with you daily to Kennebunk, to a mansion by Bush's house, to daily tell him, you would give him that house if he forced me to sell my land and give you the money from my land to buy that Kennebunk house.

Tell, me, what of THOSE things, is YOU doing anything FOR me?

No, means, no.

I'm done saying NO to you.

You are nothing but a land rapist.

Just like a rapist you refuse to accept No for an answer.

Every week since August 2021, I've said no to you.

No, I will not sell my land and hand you the money so you can buy a house in Kennebunk.

No, means no.

And no, I'm not happy with the fact that because I won't sell my land and give you the money, you are now threatening to dig up the graves on my land and move them to your land.

No, I'm not happy with you saying "You don't need the land, you don't use it, I need a house in Kennebunk, you ought to want to sell your land and give me the money!"

Yes, I do use my land.

Yes, I did see the car YOU dumped behind my motorhome. You have till the end of summer to get it off my land or the police are taking it.

What I do with my land is none of your damned business.

And for your information, my land is where I write my novels. I sit on the hill, and I write every day, all summer long. The only reason I didn't in 2021 is because I had Covid for 3 months.

No, telling me that my grandmother's evil spirit is haunting my land. also does not inspire me to want to sell it.

YOU are an evil, hate fill, mean, cruel, sadistic, child abusing, vindictive sociopath.

Get psychiatric help.

You need it.

What you are doing is wrong and you know it. You won't be so upset about what is painted on my car, if you didn't know it.

You can't hide from the truth forever. 

You can't hide your sins, your crimes, your cruelties forever.

Good things will never come to you, until you stop doing evil things to those around you.


Don't forget, my camera runs 24/7 and it's a simple matter of my uploading the video footage of you doing and saying things thing. Plus a lot of it, you said and did while I was livestreaming so people online have already seen and heard you say and do these things.

Yes, I even have video footage of the 4 bicycle brats who chased the homeless man into the train November 2021.

EVERYTHING, I have said here I have video footage of. That is WHY the FBI have been able to arrest so many people these past few months, in Biddeford.

Cutting the wires off our house November 2021 - you did on a livestream. People saw you do it WHILE you were doing it. 

All 2 of the FedEx workers you demanded death curses for - you did on a livestream.

Stealing my dad's meds - you did on a livestream.

Saying "What are we going to do about Wendy, she can't keep that land, I need a house" - you did on a livestream.

Threatening to dig up the graves on my land - you did on a livestream.

All that n-word stuff you said about the black men at your workplace - you did on a livestream.

People been seeing and hearing you live. They've already seen and heard a lot.

How do you plan to explain away all the hundreds of hours of video footage I have of you breaking into my bedroom during a live stream to threaten me, my family, my land?












To the people who asked about weird emails that you claim you got from someone claiming to be me, here are a few things to consider:

#1: I DO NOT use email and I NEVER have. if you get a letter from me it is going to be written in ink on paper, and in a stamped envelope the mail truck delivered to your mailbox at the end of your driveway. Since 1997 my aunt Barbara has been sending emails out to people CLAIMING they were from me, so in all likelihood whatever you got was actually from her. Her brothers Richard Merlin Atwater and Mervin Bruce Atwater and David Atwater did the same thing throughout the early 2000s. And 57 of their children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren have done it at well. No, I’m not special. They do this to THOUSANDS of people. They run a medical scam and pretend to be LOTS of big name famous authors, hoping you’ll click whatever link they put in the email, because the link is going to open a .exe phishing program to steal your credit card data and medical records. The FBI is currently investigating their medical fraud, email fraud, scam operation, so if you ARE getting emails claiming to be from me, PLEASE print up the email ad take it to the FBI office on Middle Street in Portland, Maine. FBI Agent Andy Drewer is in charge of not only the investigation of the 2015 murder of my family, but he is also in charge of the email impersonation fraud, and the stalker doing the email fraud.

#2: As you have stated, the topic of the emails is Etiole... do know that I have NEVER talked about Etiole, with ANYONE, online or offline. Unlike my mother, and her sister, my aunt Barbara and her brothers Richard Merlin Atwater and Mervin Bruce Atwater and David Atwater, I happen to respect people’s privacy. As I have said before: Etiole is a Jewish, French, Nazi concentration camp refugee who came to Maine in 1953 with a boatload of about 300 other concentration camp survivors. He is covered with acid burns, so his skin looks ghastly white and horrifically disfigured, which is why he lives in the swamps around the Saco River. he is now in his 90s and is still as homeless as he was in the 1950s. He has severe posttraumatic stress disorder, can not speak/is mute, does not have the mental capacity to function in normal society on any level what so ever, and me and a few others have been taking care of him, giving him food and clothing and supplies and medical attention since 1978. There is nothing else you need to know. You do not need to know where he is or how to find him. If you want to see him, go to y livestream/video archive and watch the VOD where I visited him on livestream so you could see what he looked liked and how crippling his metal condition really is.

#3: I feel I shouldn’t have to say this, but apparently I do NEED to say this: Etiole is NOT an alien, nor is he a demon. The article Amphibious Aliens is free to read online. It goes over all the details of both the alien rumours and the demon rumours and debunks them all, while proving all the proof, including medical records and documentation of the people behind the rumour.

#4: The ONLY person who ever claimed I was abducted by aliens was my uncle Mervin Bruce Atwater, who was the leader of the Mane division of Heaven’s Gate for over 40 years. Heaven’s Gate if you do not know, was the UFO suicide cult who murdered 39 people with poisoned Kool-Aid in California in 1997, because Comet HaleBop flew over that night.

#5: I found out about my so-called alien abduction in 2007, when a MUFON tour group showed up in my yard asking to interview me. They carried with them more than a dozen books by various UFO/alien experts and over 100 newspaper articles, all featuring interviews with my aunt Barbara and her brothers Richard Merlin Atwater and Mervin Bruce Atwater and David Atwater, interviews all from the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s, all of them telling of how I was supposedly a demon possessed child, whose best friend was an alien named Etiole. It was 2007, and it was the first time I had ever heard the term “alien abduction” I didn’t even know what it was. The MUFON group - a group of 30,000 people - standing in my driveway 2007 all wanted to interview me as they pointed out NONE of the 30+ years of several hundred interviews with my aunts and uncles, not ONE of the interviews was WITH ME. This was the source of the April 2007 article titled Amphibious Aliens, where I shocked the MUFON world with the revelation that I was NOT an alien abductee, nor had I ever claimed to be one. It also infuriated me to find out that my aunt Barbara and her brothers Richard Merlin Atwater and Mervin Bruce Atwater and David Atwater had been running around telling people about Etiole, as I had never told ANYONE - NOT EVEN THEM - about Etiole. It turns out my aunt Barbara and her brothers Richard Merlin Atwater and Mervin Bruce Atwater and David Atwater go their alien and demon stories about Etiole from my mother and THIS is WHY I disowned my mother, shun her, and have had nothing to do with her, or her sister my aunt Barbara and her brothers Richard Merlin Atwater and Mervin Bruce Atwater and David Atwater, since 2007. The slanderous alien and demon, gossip, rumours, and lies my mother and her sister my aunt Barbara and her brothers Richard Merlin Atwater and Mervin Bruce Atwater and David Atwater spread about me and Etiole are deplorable and I HATE my mother and her sister my aunt Barbara and her brothers Richard Merlin Atwater and Mervin Bruce Atwater and David Atwater, and I hope they burn in hell for the alien and demon shit they pulled on me and my homeless boyfriend.

#6: That same Amphibious Aliens article ALSO debunks the stupid ass haunted car rumours. My 1964 Dodge 330 is NOT haunted and we fucking proved that. And AGAIN, the haunted car rumour, is sourced to my aunt Barbara and her brothers Richard Merlin Atwater and Mervin Bruce Atwater and David Atwater. That car ran over my aunt Barbara when she was 2 years old. At the time, the car belonged to Dr. Larochelle of Ocean Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine. My than 2-year-old aunt Barbara almost died and her older brothers Richard Merlin Atwater and Mervin Bruce Atwater and David Atwater, came up with a haunted car/demon possession hoax to scam that elderly doctor out of $20,000, which my grandmother Eva Viola Atwater spent on a 3 year trip to Hawaii in 1973. The Atwaters scammed and terrorized the doctor so badly, that he sold the car to me in 1975 for $5 because he was convinced it was attacking people. The car became famous in 1983 when my then neighbour Stephen King used the demon possession story of my car as the basis for his book Christine. He named the car Christine because Christine is my real name and I owned the actual car. Stephen King returned 10 years later in 1994 to film the Thinner movie in my yard, because I’m the real world “Gypsy Witch” (priestess) that he based his fictional Gypsy Witch in Thinner off of. The movies Christine and Thinner are what in turn made ME famous, and started locals accusing me of being a witch with a demon car.

And as for the fucking Thinner movie - those bastards were trespassers. They just showed up unannounced, barged in, set up filming, without permits or licenses or contracts or permission or even telling us ahead of time that they were coming. No one in Stephen King’s crew acted legally, we are not in that movie willingly, they were not on our farm legally, no one ever received a penny for any of it, and to make things worse, Steven King had no right or permission to go o late night television and tell people my home address and tel his fucking fans to “go visit the Thinner Gypsies of Saco Maine”. They had no right to be on my farm, they had no right to be filming my family. They just dropped in one day. We had no clue who they were or why they were there and it took us fucking 5 hours to chase those trespassing bastards and their film crew off our farm.

In short: I don’t use email, so you NEVER got an email from me. I’m not a witch. My car isn’t haunted. Etiole is not a demon. Etiole is also not an alien. And I was never abducted by aliens.

Also, I don’t know what you are talking about with the house stuff. I’m NOT trying to build a house, I’ve NEVER tried to build a house, I have never applied for a house permit, I’ve never been denied for a house permit because I’ve never even tried to get one. You clearly have me mixed up with someone else.

I’m at 146 Portland Ave. I have 2 neighbours who are building a house: 144 Portland Ave next door to me and 139 Portland Ave across the street from me. I think you mean one of them. My neighbour at 144, has been trying to build a house for 17 years and the town hall has been giving them the runaround. I think SHE at 144 Portland Ave is the one you mean, not me at 146. You seem to have us mixed up somehow.

SHE at 144 is the one putting in a septic system, not me at 146. I’m the one with the pink motorhome and the 35-year-old black Volvo. she’s the one with the brand new big black car and the log cabin house.

You have seriously mixed the two of us up big time.

Understandable considering it was HER family at 144 fighting with the Cyr Clan over a septic tank in 2014, and the Cyr Clan hired a hitman who accidentally murdered MY children, ten of them and nailed their heads to my motorhome door, at 146 than the white-haired man with the green pick-up truck has spent the last 7 years TELLING YOU via running up the street knocking on doors, tell you that it was EelKat trying to build a house, ONLY telling you that to try to cover his ass for mixing up my children at 146 when it was my neighbours children at 144 that was the ACTUAL target.

This is not speculation, the FBI have 100% positive proof that she and her children, not me and my children were the intended target because her family was having a fight with some Connecticut based heroin drug gang that calls itself the Cyr Clan over the septic tank. The hit men the Cyr Clan hire got the wrong house when they murdered my family. And now the Cyr Clan’s trying to convince you that I was the one building a house. I have no interest in a house. Why would I? I’m a Gypsy, I’ve never lived in a house. I’ve always lived in cars and tents my whole life. I have no interest in a house on any level whatsoever. I don’t NEED one, I never have. And you local people should know that. When my health is bad, I rent apartments in Biddeford. I’ve done this for 50 years now. You know that. You ALL know that. I’ve owned 146 Portland Ave since 1975. You people know me. Why are you pretending you don’t?

I’m the feral child who lived in a cage in a woodshed from the time I was 8 until I was 31. Did you all forget that? Etiole was the local homeless man who used to break into the woodshed and break the lock off the cage and take me out into the swamp to hide me from my bastard uncles. Did you forget that too? The ONLY reason any of you spread your fucking rumours and lies about me and Etiole, calling me a witch and Etiole a demon or alien, and spreading lies about me building houses, is because my Uncle Bruce and his Heaven’s Gate friends, told you those lies.

Did you forget what Heaven’s Gate is, what they fucking did? They are an UFO Alien Cult, who murdered 39 people with poisoned koolaid, because they comet Hale Bop was God’s fucking mother ship. They see fucking aliens EVERYWHERE. In everything. And THEY are the ones who started the stupid ass rumour of Etiole being an alien.

Look at the SOURCE of the alien abduction rumour. My Uncle Mervin Bruce Atwater. One of George Applewhite’s thugs. George Applewhite, a follower of Jim Jones, that’s WHY they killed everyone with kool-aid, because they were fans of Jim Jones, and they wanted to jump onboard God’s mothership like Jonestown did! Did you forget that? THAT fucking lunatic, a fan of Jim Jones, who worked for George Applewhite, called Etiole an alien, because Bruce CALLED EVERYONE aliens.

Bruce locked me in a cage, and Etiole broke me out of it and hide me in the swamps, and THAT is what Bruce called an alien abduction. But Etiole is no alien. He’s just a local homeless man. Etiole’s not even his name. I don’t tell anyone his name to protect him from you fucking jackasses who are too stupid to believe he’s just a normal man. My uncle Buce is a fucking lunatic who spends 24 hours a day gibbering madness and nonsense about aliens and demons.

As for the garbage that keeps being dumped on my land… you have all SEEN the big green dump truck with the black and silver striped nose, that illegally trespasses on my land and dumps that fucking garbage.

Open your eyes and look around. You can SEE the truth. The house being built is at 144 Portland Ave NOT 146. You can SEE that, now that the house is up.

Like I’ve been saying right along, it is NOT me building a house. It NEVER has been. I don’t know why you let that idiot try to gaslight you with lies about me building a house, when you can SEE the house is NOT going up on MY land. It’s going up on my NEIGHBOUR’S land.

I know you people are NOT THAT stupid. The white-haired man with the green pickup truck is LYING to you, and you can SEE that for yourselves, just by looking at WHICH property the house is being built on.

Look around... does it LOOK like there is a house being built at 146 Portland Ave where the pink motorhome is? Use your brain and open your eyes. See the truth. The truth will set you free.

Now look next door to 144, you CAN SEE that THEY NOT ME are the one building a house, now that it’s almost finished.

I’d say the white-haired man in the green pickup truck has a lot of explaining to do, like explaining WHY h’s hell bent on trying to convince the town I’m the one putting up a house, when I’ve never even applied for a building permit. Building permits are public record. Go look at the town hall for yourself.

Also, please explain to me HOW the white-haired man with the green pick truck has such very detailed info about the murder of my family, when the records are sealed, not public access, and about 90% of the details were withheld from the public and are know ONLY to myself, the murderer, the police, and FBI? There is ZERO public access to the stuff h is saying happened on April 10, 2015... you know that, right? So HOW did he get the info he has? Explain THAT.

please report any future such emails you receive to FBI agent Andy Drewer 207-774-9322

>>>I’m just more cowardly than they are and I’m afraid of the truth and criticism. In your opinion, what makes someone mean?

When I think of mean, I think of my uncles. 3 in particular. My mother had 12 older brothers and 3 of them all claimed to be “king” (we are Gypsies, Gypsy Kings are a thing). And they fought over it badly. They ended up jointly ruling over the clan, each competing with each other to out-king the other, each doing progressively meaner things to the clan members, especially the female children.

Things they did, just to me, included:

When I was 4 Uncle Bruce stabbed me with a foundation nail - an iron rod over 2 feet long - he drove into my hip, through my pelvis and out my other thigh. I have been crippled and walked with a cane since I was a toddler, because of it. His reason? I was unable to memorize the entirety of chapter 1 of the book of Genesis.

When I was 8 years old, same uncle locked me in a cage that was made for trapping raccoons. He gave me 1 salted herring fish to eat once every 12 days. He let me out only on Sundays to go to church. I lived in that cage for 27 years, until the Heaven’s Gate FBI raid shut down Heaven’s Gate in 1997, after they killed 39 people with Kool-aid. Yes, I am THAT EelKat, the child who lived in a cage, the feral child you see pictures of in almost every college Psychology book. I am the child who survived Heaven’s Gate because I was locked in a cage in a woodshed when they drank their kool aid under the shadow of comet HaleBop. I was 31 years old when the FBI raid rescued me from that cage.

When I was 14 years old, because I was unable to recite from memory the entire book, all chapters of Ecclesiastes, that same uncle beat me in the face with a cinder block brick, breaking my jaw, and cause me to be “mute” until had surgery to fix my jaw when I was 42 years old. From the time I was 14 until 42, I was unable to speak due to the damage of my jaw.

In those 27 years from age 8 to age 31, I was let out of the cage every Sunday to be taken to church and sold or $12k to the priests, who raped me repeatedly, weekly, for 27 years.

While my uncle helped Applewhite to run Heaven’s Gate, he fled the night of Hale Bop. He did not kill himself with everyone else.

Social workers took me after the FBI raid. It took them years to teach me how to not be terrified by the sight of Humans. They say I suffer from having no outward sign of emotions, and that it was caused by my never having experienced a single good event in my early life.

At the time of the FBI raid at 144, 146, and 148 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, I was one of more than 120 girls the FBI rescued out of cages. All of whom had been raped hundreds of times by priests from Cape Elizabeth, Saco, and Sanford wards of the LDS/Mormon church. Including 16 bishops, an OOB town manager, and several OOB motel owners, all of whom were in the habit of paying $12k to rape girls under the age of 10 years old.

The man with the green truck, who likes to spread rumours about me and Etiole and my house, was one of Bruce’s top customers. He had a thing for numbers and raped 7-year-olds, 14-year-olds, and 21-year-olds because he was obsessed with doing everything in 7s.

After years of social workers teaching me how to live with normal, not abusive Humans. I was 37 when I got my GED and while I was at the high school doing that, those uncles built a grease fryer bomb burned my house down to punish me for getting a GED.

2 years later, while I was in college taking classes to learn grammar and writing, three of them, that same uncle and 2 women I had never seen before, arrived at the college armed with golf clubs and attacked me when I was coming out of the college. I was 8 months pregnant at the time. They killed my baby, broke my spine, broke my hip, broke my pelvis, broke my knees. I was paralyzed for 5 months. It took me 18 months to get out of the wheelchair and relearn to walk, and to this day I am still crippled.

That’s the price I paid to learn how to read and write, in a culture that believes it is okay to execute women who commit the sin of learning how to write.

August 8, 2013, that same uncle paid a local construction worker $600 to drive a backhoe over my house.

April 10, 2015, that same uncle and a group of 74 members of the new reorganized Heaven’s Gate, attacked my farm. 14 men held me down with guns to my head, while the others used hand band saws to kill and behead 10 of my 12 children and then nailed their heads to my door.

And it’s very easy to Google the news reports and photos of all of it.

That is what I think of when I hear the word “mean”. My uncle Bruce was a very mean person.

My uncle Bruce Mervin Atwater is a monster. And he calls EVERYONE an alien abductee or a demon. Did you fucking forget that?

No, I have no updates on Etiole.

He was shot by a local lunatic.

No, he’s not okay.

And I am getting sick of this fucking ass rumour of Etiole being an alien or a demon.

The fact of Etiole being an alien is a stupid urban myth started by some crazy ass locals.

The fact of Etiole being a demon is a stupid urban legend created by some religion crazed nuts.

Etiole is an old man covered with acid burns. His skin is white and face disfigured from acid burns. He’s not an alien, and he’s not a demon. And you people who call him an alien and call him a demon, you’re all fucking crazy.

Etiole is a homeless Jewish man who has no skin because they tortured him in a Nazi concentration camp in France during WW2. He came to Maine in 1953 with a bunch of other refugees. He has posttraumatic stress disorder really bad and he’s terrified of people. He can’t function in normal society, so hides in the forests. He’s not an alien, he’s not a demon, he’s not a cryptid. He’s a disfigured old man, now in late 90s. He barely get around. He doesn’t you people harassing him like this. Why can’t you people leave him alone? Why are you all so damned desperate to believe in aliens or demons that you have to harass a helpless old man? Leave him alone. Why can’t you leave him alone? What is wrong with you people?

Read The Amphibious Aliens article, where back in 2007, I DEBUNKED every one of you stupid ass alien, cryptic, demon, and haunted car rumours. Amphibious Aliens The Story of Etiole and The World’s Most Haunted Car, goes over every even from the 1970s, that started the fucking rumour, and lists off how every alien, demon, and haunted car rumour was proven to be nothing but a hoax started by Mervin Bruce Atwater. Every single one of those rumours was started by that one man, and were proven to ALL be hoaxes he perpetrated to try to get money out of Dr Larochelle, the man who hit Mervin’s younger sister with a car. They tried to convince the old doctor his car had a demon living in it and they scammed the doctor out of $20,000 back in the 1970s. THAT is how and why the demon car rumour got started. I bought the car in 1975. Etiole started living in it in 1978. And that is how me and Etiole got dragged into the fucking ass rumours about a demon car.

The article Amphibious Aliens The Story of Etiole and The World’s Most Haunted Car DEBUNKS ALL of the alien, cryptid, demon, and haunted car rumours. Every last one of them.

The car is not haunted and Etiole is not a demon.

You people who believe my car is haunted or think that Etiole is a demon, you are all fucking retarded.

You are slandering me!

You are slandering Etiole!

You are slandering my cars!

I’m sick of it!

Grow up and go get a damned fucking brain!

I’m sick of you people harassing me and Etiole over stupid shit started by brain dead idiots.

And the same goes for the so-called World’s Most Haunted Car. That rumour was started by the same person. That car was proved years ago, to have a mechanical issue that caused it to start and drive ahead until it hit something. No one ever thought to look at the starter. I’m the 3rd owner of the car. I changed the malfunctioning starter and a so called ‘haunted” stuff the car did, went away. It was a problem with the starter, only that and nothing more.

And these people in Biddeford right now, getting you all worked up - if you hadn’t noticed they ARE Mervin Bruce Atwater’s family.

So it’s STILL the same one fucking person running around getting things stirred up. The Atwaters. My fucking uncles. Like usual.

Yesterday at Rotary Park, Biddeford, Maine, a group of people armed with rifles, went down the track team trail behind the soccer field and started shooting... scared the crap out of the 50 or so children and their 100+ parents, got the 30+ dogs in the dog park howling... the sky filled with thousands of Canadian geese, and the park goers assumed the group was hunting geese and started commenting on the fact that hunting was not allowed in Rotary Park.

A few minutes later, a grey/white haired, bearded man, who looks a lot like Kenny Rogers, but not as fat, with a black dog of a German Shepard-Lab mix look, and a woman with pageboy greyish-blond hair, both about late 60s, marched up to me in the park, bragged they had killed Etiole, stating that he has caused their son whom they called “Todd” to jump in front of a train 3 days earlier.

You know what, I knew that homeless man and HE never mentioned it.

You people are just looking for someone to blame, and think because I’m not white, I wear a hijab, and I have a mural painting on my car, you think you are justified on pointing blame at me for something I had no part in.

That homeless man was obsessed with the fact that his dog and son had been taken away from him.

It’s NOT the evil eye as they called it. It’s The eye of The Grigori Archangels aka The Watchers, from the Apocrypha in the Bible. It’s the blue wings of the Seraphim Archangels aka The Watchers. The Watchers are my Guardian angels. I paint them on everything, I sew it on tapestries, it’s on my car, my motorhome, I embroider it on pillows and clothes, paint it on mirrors, paint canvases art for art galleries with it. It’s the blue eyes wings of the archangels as described in the Bible. I’m not sure why they were calling it the Evil Eye.

It’s the Eye of God, the hamsa. A Jewish protection symbol. Etiole’s Jewish, he draws it on everything, so that’s why I do as well.

I’m sick of you jackasses spreading you wild ass rumours about me.

You’re nothing but a bunch of trouble making busy bodies who can’t mind your own fucking business.

I’m not bothering a single damned one of you, so why the fuck are you bothering me?

Why can’t you stupid ass people leave me alone?

There is no reason for a damned one of you to be in my yard.

There is no reason for a damned one of you to be chasing down Etiole.

There is no reason for a damned one of you to be having psychotic meltdowns over my car!

What is wrong with you people?

Fucking brain dead herd mentality that’s all this is.

One of you ran around screaming like a lunatic and rest of you all decided to join in.

But I also ask... WHY would you be scared of me or Etiole? It makes me ask who has been feeding you lies about me? Who has been feeding you lies about Etiole?

I am a crippled elderly woman. I can barely stand up. I’ve been paralyzed and bedridden since the golf club attack November 14, 2013. I’m only just now in 2021 just starting to walk again, and I can barely do that. I have no grip strength so I struggle to even hold me cane. The golf clubs damaged my spine, my nerves, most of my organs don’t function because of the nerve damage to my spine. I struggle to even breath, just sitting up in bed is enough to collapse my lungs. I have no bladder or bowel movement control, I have to wear diapers. What exactly is it you think I can even do?

And Etiole? The old hermit Nazi concentration camp survivor? He’s over 100 years old now, he hasn’t been able to walk, or sit up, or eat on his own, in almost 20 years. He’s dying. What exactly are you expecting him to do?

Etiole is NOT an alien.

Etiole is not a demon.

I am not a witch.

None of my cars are haunted.

I’ve been saying it for years. Why won’t you listen to me?

You are slandering me!

You are slandering Etiole!

You are slandering my cars!

I’m sick of it!

Grow up and go get a damned fucking brain!

I’m sick of you calling Etiole a demon.

I’m sick of you calling Etiole an alien.

I’m sick of you calling me a witch.

I’m sick of you saying one car after another is haunted.

This whole thing boils down to your fucking white privilege. You know that right?

Your white ass can’t stand the fact that we non-white Gypsies live here, so you have to make up stupid ass supernatural spooky shit about us.

You don’t like that I wear the traditional dress of my people instead of dressing like an American, so you feel justified in calling me a witch and making up spook occult lies about me.

I wear hijab and veils and caftan and silk and it bother’s you that I’m not scum diving in trashy t shirts and jeans like the rest of you.

I paint my cars, same as we painted our wagons and vardos for centuries, and it bothers you because it looks different.

Etiole is a Jew, and your anti-Semite white privilege kicks in to hate him for being born Jewish.

Etiole has scars, so you’re scared of him

I’m different.

Etiole’s different.

My cars are different.

And when you get right down to it, that’s ALL any of this is about.

Me, Etiole, and my cars don’t fit in with your fucking ass white privileged ideas of “normal” and that makes you uncomfortable and you try to make the uncomfortable go away by dehumanizing us with your stupid ass rumours.

There are no witches.

There are no aliens.

There are no demons.

There are just a bunch of whinny ass white privileged brats running around making trouble for anyone who’s not white enough for them.

Grow the fuck up!

Who is Avallac'h?


EXTREME FAN THEORY WARNING!

This page analyzes everything from the game and the novels about Avallac'h... while a lot of it is cannon... a lot of it is "what if?" fan theories as well.

If you are looking for 100% cannon info on Avallac'h, you want THIS PAGE instead.

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WARNING! You must be 18 or older to view this page!
This character comes from an adult entertainment video game Witcher 3 Wild Hunt, that features drug use, drinking, nudity, grizzly-gory violence, rape, physical and sexual abuse of women, and a lot of on screen sex. You must be 18 or older to buy the game. Assume all videos and pages featuring Avallac'h are NSFW. Avallac'h is an evil psionic Elf sorcerer. This guy's excessively violent, a major pervert, a drug addict, kidnapper, murderer, rapist, a sadistic abusive womanizer, and a viciously violent radical religion crazed extremist.

Who is Avallac'h?
This is Avallac'h:
(Note, this character comes from an "adult entertainment" video game Witcher 3 Wild Hunt, and you must be 18 or older to buy the game. Assume all videos and pages featuring Avallac'h are NSFW. This guy's a major pervert)

(And yes, EVERYTHING about Avallac'h on this page, is canon to either the game or one of the novels.)

Yes... even ^THIS^... it's canon to chapter 5 of Lady of the Lake if you want to go read the ONLY canon sex scene you're ever gonna see Ciri in.
Lore-friendly Avallac'h and Ciri as they appeared in Lady of the Lake. Avallac'h with his unicorn... Ciri's Kelpie is still vanilla game white horse instead of being a black pegasus like in the books, if any one knows how to make Kelpie lore-friend or has a mod for it, let me know)

Note, all screenshots found on this page, come from my 700+ episode Pink Jelly Unicorn Completionist Run of Witcher 3 Wild Hunt - ALL episodes these images come from can be watched on my YouTube Let's Play Playlist.


Lore-friendly Avallac'h traveling with his "gilded women", as they are described in the novel Lady of the Lake; the evil Elven sorcerer Avallac'h, his imprisoned slave unicorn, his prisoner Ciri (as seen in the novel: topless, wearing a skirt, and with long grey hair, instead of wearing battle gear and having short white hair as seen in the game), his 2 prostitutes Isilira and Amrynn, and his 3 unnamed crossbow carrying she-elf bodyguards. This scene was recreated from the description found in Chapter 5 of the novel.

(You can watch my full 700+ episode Completion Run of Witcher 3 Wild Hunt here:  https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKDjOx2XoGklkhYgEPCW3wGPAHA3xAYiF videos are uploaded daily, at the time of this writing, 104 episodes have gone up. They will continue to be uploaded daily until all 700+ episodes are there. I am still playing this, so no clue how many episodes it will eventually reach. The episodes are vanilla until 137, at which point I started adding Nexus mods. As of right now we are playing the game with 52 mods on it. The 4th run of the game is even more heavily modded then the first 3 runs... starting with episode 397, I modded the game to be lore-friendly to the novels Tower of Swallows and Lady of the Lake...and removed Geralt from the game, replacing him with Avallac'h, manually spawning in a lore-friendly Ciri and also all 5 of Avallac'h "gilded women" who traveled with him and Ciri in the novels, but are not seen in the vanilla version of the game)

If you want to watch the playthrough live as I play it, the current episodes are streamed daily/nightly on Twitch @ https://www.twitch.tv/eelkat Stream times vary, but most days I'm playing between 6PM/8PM to around 1AM/3AM. Streams run for about 2 hours, stop for half hour break, then a new stream starts, continuing in this many for 3 to 9 hours every single day. 


NOTE: This page contains MAJOR spoilers to the game Witcher 3 Wild Hunt and The Witcher novels. 

Especially regarding Avallac'h, The Wild Hunt, King Auberon, King Eredin, Caranthir, Viceroy Ge'els, the game's Final Boss Battle, Ciri, and The Aen Elle Elves in general.

Including telling you how to get different game endings, and the different results you get from making certain choices in game quests (I've played the game all the way through multiple times now. There are 9 endings and I'm replaying the game 9 times to get all endings, unlock all achievements, find all easter eggs, and get all cut scenes of all quests.) 

I am playing Witcher 3 Wild Hunt GoTY 1.31 Edition on PC with Nvidia GTX1070 Hairworks & Ultra settings. Started out on Story Mode, but over time kept increasing the difficulty and after episode 297 the settings are Death March with Enemy Upscaling.

The info found on this page comes from The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt game and the Witcher novels "Tower of the Swallow" and "Lady of the Lake".

Note that the PC edition of the game is dramatically different from the Xbox and PS4 versions of the game, and contains features and options that are not included in the console versions.

Please note, you can not just run out and buy this game and expect to play it on your home computer. The PC edition of this game will not play on a standard, every day, normal computer; if you want to play this game, using the exact same edition and mods I'm using, you will need a very high powered, heavy duty gaming rig and those types of computers start at around $5,000 and cost upwards of $10k. 

Also, to do a completionist run, you will need at MINIMUM 19TB (nineteen terabits) of harddrive, just to load the save file. This game is MASSIVELY HUGE!

If you can't afford a heavy duty gaming rig, you'll have to play the game on Xbox or PS4, in which case you WILL NOT have access to the open sandbox after quest RPG version of the game, where you can bring characters like Avallac'h and Ge'els into the game as travel companions for Geralt. The travel companions feature is not an option available for the Xbox or PS4 version of the game.

Also, if you have the game on Xbox of PS4 then you also do not have the Wild Nudity settings that allows Avallac'h to strip the clothes off women he walks past. This feature is not an option in the Xbox or PS4 versions of the game.

If you want to play the game with wild nudity settings, see Avallac'h stripping clothes off women, or have travel companions fighting alongside Geralt, you MUST have a PC copy of the Game of The Year Edition (GotY), and then it must be either the 1.30 patch release or the 1.31 patch release (not one of the earlier 1.10 or 1.20 editions)



Here is the difference between what you get in Xbox/PS4 vs PC GotY 1.31:

Standard game version found on all editions: Avallac'h with Corinne Tilly
Ciri, Triss, Yennefer, and Geralt, with Avallac'h on board Avallac'h's ship.
Avallac'h at Vesemir's funeral with Geralt, Triss, Eskel, and Yennefer
Avallac'h and Ciri arguing at Kaer Morhen
Special edition version, with nudity settings on: Avallac'h with Corinne Tilly
Ciri, Triss, Yennefer, and Geralt, with Avallac'h on board Avallac'h's ship.
Avallac'h at Vesemir's funeral with Geralt, Triss, Eskel, and Yennefer
Avallac'h and Ciri arguing at Kaer Morhen

WARNING!

MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD:

EVERY scene from the books and game, which features Avallac'h are spelled out here in detail; as he is a very minor character, appearing in only 10 out of 500+ game quests, and only in 4 chapters out of the 8 novels, it is not difficult to analyse absolutely EVERYTHING we know about him on one page... though this page is 62,000+ words long (the equivalent of 198 pages of a paperback book.) now 136,213 words long.

Yep, when I say I analyze everything about him in detail, I do mean EVERYTHING and detailed from every possible angle. And if you know this guy, you know that means we are wandering in some of the freakiest dark fetish corners of the Witcherverse filled with purple bison, graffiti penises scrawled on ancient artworks, Elf vomit, feces flung at Witchers, wizards who like teleporting clothes off of women, and psions who psychically fuck women to death.. and all of it, surprisingly, 100% cannon, no matter how much it feels like it should have been found on fanfiction.net

If you only knew Avallac'h from the game and never read the novels, then you have no clue how truely, psychotic Avallac'h really is. 

After reading all the novels and playing the entire 612 hour game multiple times, I can safely say Avallac'h is the only character to fling feces on Geralt, vomit on Yennefer, rape Ciri, strip Corinne Tilly naked while psychically fucking her brain, destroy ancient cave paintings by graffiti-painting giant penises on them, and then run wildly through a field unicorns playing panpipes while herds of naked women wearing nothing but gold glitter body paint are running along after him like he's the damned Piped Piper... then leaves their corpses in the boneyard behind his house... and he doesn't give a rat's ass what anybody thinks of him while he does any of it.

And if you didn't know he did those things, well, you don't know Avallac'h very well... let me introduce you to the Witcher Universe's most psychotically deranged Sorcerer. The only character so evilly insane, that he can make evil sorcerer Vilgefortz seem like a good guy and psycho wizard Kalkstein seem sane.

If you knew the goal of the game was to play as Geralt and rescue your adopted daughter Ciri from the psycho crazed Elf sorcerer who kidnapped her, well, you're about to meet the psycho deranged Elf sorcerer who kidnapped the main character's daughter Ciri.

And... yes... if you knew there was such a thing as a VERY bad ending to the game, that is known as "The Ciri is dead ending"...

...the ending where Ciri gets murdered by a psycho deranged Elf sorcerer... this would be that very same psycho deranged Elf sorcerer.

Avallac'h is one the game's 3 final boss battle villains and thus is also the character who murders Ciri if you play the game in such a way that you piss him off enough... and I will take you through step by step, either how to avoid or trigger the Ciri Dead Ending, depending on which way you want to play the game, as I've played the game enough times now to have gotten all the endings and know how to activate each one.


This page is NSFW as nothing about Avallac'h is safe for work.

Avallac'h annoying Ge'els, as always...Ge'els attempting to paint Avallac'h's portrait. Ge'els is trying to get Avallac'h to stand up and pose, while Avallac'h declares he's bored and going to lay down to take a nap, so Ge'els will just have to paint a picture of him sleeping.

This is also my 4th time through the game... we have to play it 14 times (200+ hours each time - though I speed ran my 2nd time and we did it in just 70 hours - how the hell do you speed run Witcher 3, I don't know, but I did it) to get all 14 endings... so we are not even close to being done playing this...and yes, as soon as I figure how to do so, we are going to bring Ge'els into gameplay and play as him too. I have so much fun hacking this game. Now that I've finished the cannon run of it we can fanfic the hell out all the rest of my playthroughs... but you want cannon stuff for this page, so off the cannon run:

The images seen on this page come from 4 different playthroughs I've done, so you'll see changes in character clothes from once image to the next, even from same scenes.

Geralt walking through the streets of Novigrad, wondering how safe he is travelling with Avallac'h, while Avallac'h teleports the clothes off the women in the market square.
Avallac'h on Ciri: "Stop squirming. If I wanted to kill you, you'd be long dead by now."
Avallac'h as The Masked Mage
Tiny 5'6" Avallac'h in Toussaint with the giant 7'1" Ge'els.

Avallac'h hatching plots against Ge'els as usual.
Avallac'h as The Masked Mage - concept art
Avallac'h aka The Masked Mage
Geralt running through the streets of Toussaint, while 3 naked women run after Avallac'h.

Also, this image heavy page now contains more then 500 pictures, mostly of Avallac'h, and may be difficult to load on slow internet connections.

Avallac'h is my favourite character from The Witcher Universe. He's also my favourite fictional character period. Yes. He outranks both Lord Sesshomaru and Scrooge McDuck... I know.... you never thought that would happen. I actually found a character I like better than both Sesshomaru and Scrooge combined.

Avallac'h concept art. Used in the standalone Gwent game.

 

Answering visitor question: Why Avallac'h? How did you become so obsessed with him?

I don't know. I've often asked that question myself. Basically it started out my my wanting to find out "Who is that guy with those awesome clothes?"

Then: "OMG! he's an Elf? I love Elves! And he's a wizard? I love wizards!"

And progressed to "Wait, Geralt says not to trust him? Why? I must know why. Is he evil? I love evil men. Is this guy an evil, Elf sorcerer? OMG! I love evil Elven sorcerers!"

And finally it reached a pointed of: "OMG! This guy's a sex crazed, perverted deviant. This guy is so freaking fucked up! How the hell did he get like this?"

Which lead to: "OMG! He's a fetish sex freak with women in his dungeons and laboratories! It's an Elf Wizard straight out of 50 Shades of Grey! YAY! I want to be his prisoner. How do I sign up to be his prisoner?"

And, so, now, here we are with a Cult of Avallac'h.

Yes. I know. I do always fall for the most sick minded perverted bastard of every book, game, movie, and cartoon out there. It's what I do. Deal with it.

But getting to a much deeper reason. Avallac'h's entire backstory is built around one thing: his obsession to have a family, his frustration of being infirtele and not being able to sire children, his devistation that his wife left him for someone much younger leaving him growing old alone with no one who loves him, and his fear of dying forever unloved and unwanted. He's outcast by his people, excommunicated by his religion, has watched everything and every one he loved be killed and taken from him. He is crippled from being beaten and tortured by racists.

Avallac'h is a very sad character. We see him, very late in his life, now chasing after a young woman who looks exactly like the woman who left him. Driving himself to the brink of insanity, out of a desire to love and be loved in return. He's suicidal and deeply depressed, but can not kill himself, because he fears his soul will be lost because there is no one alive to bury him and mourn him.

Did you ever see what it says on my car? "There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved in return" painted across the side of my car in 12" letters. No one loves me. No one has loved me in a very long time. To love and be loved in return, is only desire I have in life. That's why I painted it on my car.

I know what it is, to want a family, to never have children, to be cast out by my people, to be excommunicated by my church, to grow old and be left for someone younger, to now be a senior citizen alone, unwanted, forgotten, and unloved, left behind, abandoned by those I trusted, and you know my history, a bomb blew up my house, my cats heads were cut off and nailed to my door, I was beaten and left paralyzed for 5 months, took 18 month to relearn to walk, I'm crippled the rest of my life.

I can sympathize with Avallac'h. I know how he feels. I know the sadness and frustration he lives with. He is a character whose backstory, near mirrors my own on so many levels. It was not possible for me to discover a character like him, and not feel a strong bond.

That's why Avallac'h. Because I know what it is, to be unloved, unwanted, and live with the desire to be loved, be the only thing that keeps you from killing yourself.

Avallac'h was a very well made character. I understand his pain, for it is the same pain I live with.


UPDATE: August 3, 2018

to the one who asked: yes, you can use Witcher 3 to recreate the rape scene from the novel Lady of the Lake… just did it in the Twitch stream that just ended… it’ll be on YouTube in a few days (and for people who’ve not read the novel… she raped him, not the other way around) 

to do it in your own playthrough you need:

Geralt Doppler version 2, set to Avallac'h; the Shani to Ciri Character swap mod; and run both during the Hearts of Stone, Wedding Quest; play through the 3rd ending of the sex scene with Shani - the one with BOTH the Rowan Brandy and the bottle of wine; you’ll get the cutscene you want 

https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1031/

https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1798

^^you’ll also get a drunk Avallac'h juggling on stage, wearing donkey ears, dancing a jig, beating people up with a fence post, winning a stuffed pig for Ciri by chasing pigs through a pigpen, having a fight with Gaunter ODimm, and a drunk Ciri vomiting all over him^^ Thank you for the suggestion. best episode I’ve ever played. :P 

oh yeah, and you’ll have to reset the Geralt Doppler after they shave Avallac'h because they shave his head off and crash the mod… unless of course you don’t mind him running around with no head for the rest of the quest, which he will certainly do 

interestingly, you also get the scene after, with Ciri saying the same line as in the novel “Forgotten already?” in answer to Avallac'h wanting to pretend the rape never happened and Ciri’s tearful drunken apology, seconds after raping him 

Twitch video is here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/292545723


Ciri corners and kisses the surprised Avallac'h in the garden of the Moon Palace
An innocent boat ride, that went very wrong.
Ciri forcing Avallac'h to the ground, trying to take his clothes off, while he fights back trying to get her off him.

"Your Alder King won't fulfil the task. But I want to fulfil the contract. Let someone else impregnate me to begat the child you care so much about. If you're all repulsed by me, use the hinny breeders' method. You show a stallion a mare, blindfold it and put a jenny in front of it. You perhaps! If you want I'll give myself to you! Well? Won't you sacrifice yourself? They say I''ve got Lara's eyes!"

Lady of the Lake

(from the rape scene) pages 179-180

Avallac'h, strangling Ciri, while trying to force her off of him.

His hands shot towards her neck like snakes and squeezed like steel pincers. She understood that if he'd wanted to, he could have throttled her like a fledgling.

"Who are you to dare to defile her name in such a way? I know who you are. You are not the daughter of Lara. You are the daughter of Cregennan.Your ancestor stole my love from me, took her away from me, selfishly and arrogantly took Lara from me. But I shall not permit you, O his worthy daughter, to take the memory of her from me." 

Lady of the Lake

(from the rape scene) pages 179-180

Ciri's tearful apology, seconds after raping the old Elf... and Avallac'h, scared he's hurt her, tying to calm her back down.
An upset Avallac'h...
...and a haunty Ciri.
"Forgotten already?" (in game)... quote from book: "Please, forgive me and if you can, forget," Ciri cried. "It is already forgotten." (Avallac'h)

If the character exists in the Witcher 3 game file code, I'm pretty sure you can use/manipulate the game to recreate cutscene images of every scene in the novels. Though not all novel characters appear in the game, and for that, you'd have to take their files from Witcher 1, or Witcher 2, and make them Witcher 3 compatible, then swap them in, switching them with some other character. 

As you will see on this page, I've a LOT of cutscene, that are not vanilla to the game, but rather are scenes from the novels, which I created using the game.


And since it's the rape scene I get the most email questions about, let's explain it, and tell you in detail, what exactly happened.

Most people who hate Avallac'h, when asked why they hate him, say they hate him because of the scene when Avallac'h beats the crap out of Ciri and nearly kills her. I know this, because I am of the habit of raming YouTube and Twitch, asking players of the game, what they think of Avallac'h, have found about 80% of player hate him and only start hating him after reading the novels.

I find this part interesting, because there is only one scene in the novels, when Avallac'h is anything other than kind, loving, and gentle with Ciri. Only one scene where he ever raises a hand to her. Only one scene where he beats the crap out of her and nearly kills her: The rape scene of Lady of the Lake.

People who've not read the novels, hear that there is a rape scene, and immediately assume, Avallac'h raped Ciri.

No.

Ciri raped Avallac'h.

And that's why he beat her up.

I found Witcher fans reaction to to this scene fascinating, as it implies while the average person would scream bloody murder over a man raping a woman, they general population has no issue with a woman raping a man, and goes so far as to fully hate him, if he tries to fight back and defend himself from his attacker.

In the novels, Ciri is insanely, viciously violent. She beats up Avallac'h, in pretty much every scene, and he simply shrugs it off and goes back to either playing the flute, picking flower, or writing poetry. Twice in the novels Ciri, spitefully destroys Avallac'h's collections, including to smash all his antique and irreplaceable mirrors, which upsets him quite badly. When he asks her why she did it, she said because she wanted to. This results in a conversation between them, where we see Avallac'h confused and not understanding what Ciri is angry about, and is one of the few times we see him talking at length (he rare speaks at all).

In that scene he explains he's taken care of Ciri, given her a home, given her servents, bought her fancy dresses, gave her a new sword (a sword named Ziereal - yes the sword we see in the game being given to her by Geralt was given to Ciri by Avallac'h in the novels), let her horse stable with his horses, takes her for walks by the lake every day, feeds her, bathes, she's living like a queen and wants for nothing, so why has she repaid kindness for with hate?

Here... I fixed that horrifically inaccurate scene of Geralt giving Ciri Zireael... now it's lore-friendly and accurate to the books.

She responds to call him a gallor (meaning jailer or prison guard) stating that all the things he has given her is nothing but things meant to make her forget she is his prisoner. Demands to be sent home to "mummy and daddy" (Yen and Geralt), at which point Avallac'h tells her, her world is gone. It was destroyed hundreds of years ago by The White Cold, Geralt and Yen died many hundreds of years ago, Ciri alone has survived the end of her people and has no home to return to, thus why he took pity on her and gave her a home with him. He tells her he put up the barrier around the city to protect her from the Elves outside the city who would kill and eat her. He says she is not his prisoner and that he is only trying to protect her from getting hurt and is taking care of her because no one else would. He ads that he has taken her in at great risk to himself as to be caught consorting with humans is punishable by death. She accuses him of lying and proceeds to smash more of his antiques. 

When he asks her to stop smashing his things, she states that they are just material possessions and he should not care so much for them. He replies, yes, but he's had them for 700 years and he had gotten them for Lara and neither she nor things that remind him of her can be replaced.

The following week, she tells King Auberon what Avallac'h has said and Auberon laughs at her, mocks her, bullies her, belittles her, and then hand her a snow globe and tells her to look inside. In the snow globe, she watches in horror as her world is torn apart by a world swallowing blizzard. Auberon, shake the globe, changes it's scene, and shows Ciri the day Geralt and Yen die. Then tosses the globe aside and laughs at Ciri when he sees her crying. Eredin overhears this happen.

Ciri runs from the room, heads to the river that leads to the lake, and finds Avallac'h in the garden. Eredin sees this and follows, stops her to tell her no one want her, every one here hates her, calls her "Avallac'h's gold nugget pulled from a dung heap" and proceeds to tell her that she'll never leave because Auberon hates her and will never impregnate her, and until she has a baby, no one is going to let her leave, and even if she ever did leave, she's got no home, no friends, no family, not even any world to go back to, because by coming to Tir ni Lia, she passed far into the future and her world has been gone for centuries. Eredin leaves and Ciri, now allow with Avallac'h, suddenly leaps on him, forces him to the ground and rapes him, while screaming that he's the only one who likes her, so he's going to make her pregnant, so she can hurry up and have this stupid baby and go back home.

In the rape scene, we see Ciri, viciously turn on Avallac'h, the only Elf who stands between her and the dinner table, as the other Aen elle are in the habit of eating Humans, Humans being the primary food source of the Aen Elle Elves. Avallac'h alone, because of his religion, does not eat Humans, because he vegetarian and does not eat meat at all. Avallac'h, makes 3 attempts to peacefully get Ciri away from him, each time getting her off of him and trying to run out of the garden, only to have her tackle him to the ground again, and once again proceed to tear his clothes off demanding he stop trying to escape and just let he fuck him. He's not trying very hard to stop her, and simply keeps pushing her away while trying to talk his way out of this situation. 

It is not until Ciri starts bad mouthing Avallac'h's dead lover Lara, that Avallac'h suddenly goes into a rage and starts beating the shit out of Ciri. At which point you see the tables turn, Avallac'h now on top of Ciri threatening to not only rape her, but then kill her. He does neither, as Ciri starts crying and he lets go of her, stating he can not hurt Lara and Ciri looks too much like Lara. At this point Avallac'h runs from the garden, but Ciri goes after him and stops him, now begging him to forgive her for what she did to him. With the two of them now both in tears, as neither wanted to hurt the other, you next see the ONLY sex scene of the entire series involving Ciri, which this time is not rape on the part of either of them.

Avallac'h later refers to Ciri using the word "lover", implying that their relationship has changed dramatically. And still later, we see Avallac'h write a letter (we are never told to who) in which he states that he regrets sending Ciri to bed with Auberon, had not expected how Auberon would treat her, stating that it has deeply damaged his own relationship with her and from hence forth he'll do whatever it takes to undo this damage. We also learn here that Avallac'h is in love with Ciri, wanted to have a baby with her, but he is infertile thus why he had sent her to Auberon.

That is the rape scene in full, and that is why the average Wicher fan, hates Avallac'h. And, I've said it before, and I'll say it again... I do not see why people hate him. Ciri's a bitch. Ciri is violent. Ciri is abusive. And Ciri is a rapist. And yet people adore her as a "strong woman". No. A woman who beats up her boyfriend at every turn, is just as much of a scumbag as a man who beats up his girlfriend at every turn. Like I said, Avallac'h doesn't deserve the hate he gets from Witcher fans, any more then Ciri deserves the love she gets from them.

Ciri is an abuser. Simple as that. Heaven help the man she ever marries, as she's be nothing more than a drunk spouse beater, just the same way she is to Avallac'h. And no, raping a man doesn't make her a strong woman, it just makes her that much more of an abusive, petty bitch then she already was. Sorry if that upsets people, but I have a hard time finding any reason to glorify a woman who spends 90% of her time getting drunk and beating up every man she meets, and Ciri doesn't do much other than that inthe novels. Avallac'h is not the first man she beat up, nor is he the last. She beats the crap out of well over 3 dozen men over the course of the novels. He is just different than the rest by being the only one she also raped after beating him up. The only difference between Avallac'h and the other men she beat up, is Avallac'h actually loves her and is willing to turn a blind eye to how abusive she is to him, while the other men just saw her as some trophy prize to use and lose.

IN THE BOOKS: Avallac'h is an outright sadistically, evil, super-sex-crazed villain lacking in any redeemable qualities.

IN THE GAME (set 20 years after the last book of the series): Avallac'h is a quirky anti-hero, trying to change his ways, trying to make up for his past villandry and not always doing a good job at being "good".

Name: Crevan Espane aep Caomhan Macha

Nickname: Avallac'h (means The Sneaky Fox); sometimes referred to simply as "The Fox"; also known as The Masked Mage

Race: Aen Elle (Interdimensional Space Elf capable of traveling through time and space aka a High Elf)

Race, Other: he was born with Aen Saevherne blood, a rare genetic mutation, similar and closely related to Elder Blood, and is therefore a Sage aka a Psion. Avallac'h is an Aen Saevherne, a Psion, called a Sage for simplicity, and the entire multiverse is terrified shitless of him because of it, because he is to the Witcherverse as an Elder Brain is to the Cthulhu Mythos. Supposedly this makes him the single most powerful being of all the known multiverses, making him almost a god, nearly undefeatable, and practically immortal.

Young Avallac'h. Concept Art, used in standalone Gwent game... and you can also see here that he is left handed.

Age: 2,000+ years old (he's younger than his 650 year old brother Auberon, but travel between worlds has left him older than any other Elf, a side effect of time moving differently between worlds, meaning he can stay many years in one world and return home to have only been gone a few hours, but is now many decades older then he was when he left a few hours ago.)

Language: speaks Alder Speech (Elder Speech, Elvish) his native tongue fluently; is still learning and has trouble with Human languages, has mastered Welsh, and is good at but still stumbles over Polish and English. 

According to the books, Ciri speaks the Hen Llinge dialect of Elvish, which is native to the Aen Seidhe Elves.

Also according to the books, Avallac'h's native tongue is the Ellylon dialect of Elvish, which is native to the Aen Elle Elves.

When Ciri speaks to Avallac'h, she speaks Hen Llinge and he answers her in Hen Llinge, but then when his she-elves talk to Ciri they use Ellylon and Avallac'h speaks to them in Ellylon.

Language, Other; In the books: Avallac'h is mute, and does not talk, he uses telepathy, aided by playing panpipes to transfer his thoughts into the minds of others. The audible sounds heard from him when he "speaks" to people are described in the books as a series of hums, whistles, and chirps, described as sounding like a cross between birds singing and a whale song.

This the books, Avallac'h doesn't use spoken words and instead makes what is described as humming-chirping sounds while his thoughts form telepathically in the head of whomever he is communicating with.

In the books, if he wants you to hear "his voice" with your ears instead of have his thoughts forming inside your head, he uses one of his pet Echinops to speak for him, while he puts his thoughts into it. An Echinops is a man-eating 8 foot tall venus-fly-trap-like plant by the way.

Lore-friendly Avallac'h, with his women, his unicorns, and his echinops.

When communicating with humans (in the books) instead of communicating directly t their minds, he instead employs near by plants, animals, and monsters to speak for him. To Geralt, in the cave, in the novel Tower of Swallows, we see Avallac'h speaking to Gealt by using Echinops, Knockers, and Barbegazis to speak for him, via him putting his thoughts into the monsters and forcing them to use their voices to speak out loud.

In the books, but not seen in the game, he is capable of using his voice as a weapon, emanating a very high pitched super sonic humming whale song that gets progressively higher pitched until it shatters (explodes in their skulls) the brains of everyone in range of it.

He is capable of amplifying this in the battlefield, by employing the help of his herd of nude women, whom surround him, as he plays the panpipes and transfers this sonic scream into them, creating a horrifying and deadly brain exploding chorus that can kill everyone in the frontlines of the battlefield.

Interestingly in the game, it is Ciri and not Avallac'h who possesses the sonic scream ability. Though we are left to wonder, did she perhaps learn to do it from being taught by him. The game gives no explanation for how it is Ciri (who is not a telepath) is able to produce this brain shattering sonic scream that Avallac'h is seen doing in the books.

Language, Other; In the game: Avallac'h suffers speech difficulty and rarely talks because of it.

Appearance, Eyes: deathly pale aquamarine blue, almost white; described in the book as almond shaped, slated, and looking Asian; interestingly one of the few characters of the entire Witcher Franchise who has the same colour and shape eyes in the game as he did in the books; has frozen pupils that do not react to light a result of nerve damage from having been poisoned and is why he wears a hood outside or avoids being outside in daylight all together.

The novels also point out that he is the ONLY one of the Aen Elle Elves who has blue eyes, stating that the others had eyes the shade of molten lead, in varying shades of red, yellow, or orange.

Avallac'h, the only Elf with aquamarine eyes.

Appearance, hair: In the game, Avallac'h has grey hair, that appears to have been black before turning grey.

In the novels, Avallac'h's hair is described as blonde, ash blond, fair, pale, white. The novels go so far as to point out that he is the ONLY one of the Aen Elle Elves who is blond, stating that the others had black hair.

The fact of Avallac'h being blonde is emphasized, over emphasized, and made a recurring plot point in the novels. Throughout the novels Avallac'h' makes random walk ins and the character is never identified by name, instead saying only "the fair haired Elf watched them", "the blond elf played his flute"... they are random sentences in random places, that you'll miss if you don't pay attention. They emphasizes 2 things - the fact that avallac'h is showing up everywhere in Ciri's life and just watching her, and it emphasises the fact that he sticks out like a sore thumb because he's a blond Elf, when blond Elves shouldn't exist.

The fact of Avallac'h's hair being blond, his eyes being blue, and his skin being white, are so unusual for Elves, that it is mentioned absolutely every time he's on the page. No other character gets described over and over and over and over again like this. The author emphasises, emphasizes, over emphasizes, and then emphasizes again, again, and again, Avallac'h's blue eyed, blonde, whitness so many, many, many, many times that it is clear the author wanted you to notice how how much this Elf stood out from the others because of these things... Avallac'h does not fit in with the other Elves on the same level Geralt doesn't fit in with other Humans. Avallac'h is himself a mutant. His Aen Searvhern blood proves this, as does his white shin, blond hair, and blue eyes. Which is why I question the logic the game devs had in changing Avallac'h's hair from blonde to grey, when, the author clearly went WAAAAY out of his way to beat it into the reader's head that Avallac'h was blond.

Things like this bring up questions in regards to CosPlaying this character... do you go lore-friendly and CosPlay him as a blond, like he is described in the books, or side with the changes the game devs made in the adaptation version of him and go grey instead? The author created the character. The game devs, simply created a version of him. Like fan fiction. Technically EVERYTHING that was created by the game devs for the game, is fan fiction and not canon to the novels. Which means a grey haired Avallac'h is NOT canon to how the author created him. I'm leaning towards going more lore friendly and sticking with the author's "ash blond" Elf. We'll see what I do when the time comes to dye my hair.

Interestingly, there are times in the game, when he appears blond... specifically, during the Beyond Hill & Dale and Jack and the Beanstalk quests, which has a filter glaze over the screen and changes the color of everything, including the sky and grass... because the characters have opened a magic book and were sucked inside of it and now have to fight their way through fairy tales to get back to the real world... but the game devs wanted it to look like a 1970s drug fest, thus the filter to brighten the colors. And, as you can see, during that part of the game, Avallac'h is blond, same as he is in the books:

Avallac'h and Ciri in Beyond Hill and Dale's Jack and the Beanstalk segment...the only time in the game when we see a lore-friendly, blonde Avallac'h.

Also, in the original concept art, the art designers for the game, did in fact design Avallac'h to be blonde. He is blond not grey in the drawings.

Avallac'h concept art, as he was originally intended to look in the games, and as much more closely matches how he is described in the books.


Appearance, skin: The novels also point out that Avallac'h is the ONLY one of the Aen Elle Elves who has white skin, stating that the others had black skin. The novels also, go so far to state the Avallac'h was seen by Humans as "good" and "trustworthy" by virtue of being the only white skinned Elf, whereas the rest of the Aen Elle Elves were seen as "evil" and "not to be trusted" by virtue of "everyone with black skin is inherently evil"... one of the MANY incredibly racist aspects of the Witcher series.

Avallac'h, because e is the only white skinned Elf, is not well accepted by other Elves and is seen as a freak.

HOWEVER... in the game, ALL of the Aen Elle Elves are white, and the entire element of Humans hating elves simply because they have black skin, is completely removed from the game, as likewise the Aen Elle Elves singling out Avallac'h for being the only white skinned freak among their black skinned race.

Avallac'h is seen in the novels, feeling a brotherhood kinship to the Aen Sheihde Elves, because they have white skin like he does.

In the novels Aen Elle are instantly identifiable by the black color of their skin, and the fact that Aen Elle are black and aen Seidhe are white, is the primary difference between these two races of Elves. Only Sages had white skin, which is how one could tell a Sage from other Aen Elle Elves.

There is some indication the Aen Elle were WRITTEN to be black skinned in the game, but did not end up that way, when you play Van Fail Elian quest aka The Trial of Grasses Quest.

In short, the Aen Elle Elves are Drow or Dark Elves in the novels, but where changed to High Elves in the game.

The dialogue in this quest MATCHES the novels having black skinned Aen Elle Elves, even though no black Elves appear in the game...

How do we know this?

Pay attention to EXACTLY WHAT Geralt says to Vesimier during the Trial of Grasses, while the witchers are torturing the Elf they have captive...

At the start of this scene, Geralt has not yet seen WHO it is being tortured. It's not until he gets close to the torture table that Geralt jumps back and says:

"Avallac'h?!?"

Vesemir looks up and says: "You know him?"

The next line is this:

Do you see what Geralt says here?

"Yes. An elf. Aen Elle. A Sage..."

The Witchers are fully aware they are torturing an Elf. But this is a small, white skinned Elf and so they assume they have an Aen Seidhe Elf. Vesemir, Lambert, and Eskel are stunned, shocked, and horrified to learn that this is an Aen Elle Elf.

Why?

Why does Geralt feel the NEED to explain to them that this particular elf is an Aen Elle?

Because he's white, like an Aen Seidhe, not black like an Aen Elle.

There was no reason for Geralt to explain to them, that this elf was Aen Elle, not Aen Seidhe, if the Aen Elle of the game were not black.

In the books, Avallac'h is mistaken for an Aen Seidhe, because of his white skin, which causes him to bear no resemblance to being an Aen Elle due to the Aen elle having black skin, not white skin, like Avallac'h has.

The scene in the game, where Geralt feels the need to explain that this white Elf is actually Aen elle, not Aen Seidhe, tells us that when the dialogue script for the game was written, the script writers, wrote it assuming the Aen Elle of the game would MATCH the Aen Elle of the books and be black. But at some point the decision was made to make the Aen Elle white, HOWEVER, this line of dialogue remained unchanged, thus informing us the Aen Elle of the game had originally been intended to be black like inthe books.

Appearance, other: described in the book as very thin, underweight to the point of looking gaunt and death-like, his face described as sharp, angular, and triangle; in both the books and game he is described as rarely eating due to religious reasons, and bordering on the point of being anorexic; in the game we see multiple occasions of him refusing food, and other characters making worried comments about his refusal to eat food and only accepting water to drink...

There is an entire dialogue cutscene between Dandelion and Geralt where the topic is the worrisome habits of the Elf that "has locked himself in the Ruby Room and is refusing to eat and will only drink water". At the time of Dandelion telling this to Geralt, Avallac'h had been locked in the Ruby Room for 3 weeks, refusing food that entire time. Ciri had left without telling him she was leaving and he was refusing to eat until she returned.

Not in books or game, but in interviews with the author and game devs, Avallac'h is said to have been designed to look, dress, and act culturally/ethnically/religiously accurate to a Medieval era devout Muslim Gypsy of Moroccan/Persian/Iranian origin, thus why the pyate (braided locs) in his hair, keeping his head covered during certain situations, refusing food on certain days, the strict meatless and alcohol free diet, and the historically accurately places tears & stitches are on his clothes.

Avallac'h, an Elven Mage, captured by the Elf murdering, Mage killing King Radovid, during the Reason of State (assassination of King Radovid) Quest. Seen here, surrounded by Redanian soldiers and Witch Hunters, as King Radovid orders his immediate execution.... notice the braids in his hair and the stitched slashes over the breast of his leather armour - these are both real world features of Gypsy culture.
We also see a quasi-Islamic moon crest symbol painted on the hilt of Avallac'h's sword...
...which likewise is of a Middle Eastern saber style shape, with a long, wide, curved saber blade.

Diet: vegetarian, mostly, sort of; will not eat, kill, or otherwise harm fauna (animals and monsters), but has no trouble killing and eating humans; has been known to kill and eat unicorns on occasion; also will not drink wine, beer, vodka, and presumably any other alcohol, calling it "filth created by humans"; has a sweet tooth and an addiction to candy, chocolate, and toffee; practices some form of Ramadan (extreme fasting from food for extended periods of days, sometimes weeks, on end, due to religious reasons)

Health: In the books, he was not described with having health issues. We see him in the books in the year 1251, a nobleman, living in the king's palace as Auberon's second in command, his advisor and court mage.

King Auberon is murdered in 1251. Initially Ciri is accused of the murder, but due to Avallac'h's helping her escape, and his having been the alchemist who made the drugs Auberon died from, Avallac'h became the primary suspect, with ciri then considered his accomplice. While not seen in either the books or the game, we are told in the game by Cri that Avallac'h was captured, beaten, and tortured

In the game we see him in the year 1272, after he has been branded a criminal, is now wanted for the murder of King Auberon, and has been on multiple occasions beaten and tortured.

Geralt tells Yennefer in one scene that Avallac'h has been protecting and defending Ciri, and that Ciri has been likewise protecting and defending Avallac'h, stating that both have each rescued the other from "certain death" on "numerous occasions".

While not full scenes, we see many, off-handed mentions of these events, in the narrative as well...

Geralt decided to follow up on this lead. Though he was not able to establish the mysterious mage's identity, he did learn that he had been traveling with Cirilla some time before and the Wild Hunt was after him as well.

When Geralt got a chance to talk to Ciri about Avallac'h, he learned that the Sage had been her tutor and mentor for some time. They were bound by a common enemy. Avallac'h had been the chief advisor to the previous ruler of the Aen Elle, whose demise had precipitated a conflict between Avallac'h and the successor, Eredin. The Sage had thus made it his mission to protect Ciri from his new king's malicious designs, whatever the cost.

Geralt likewise had no idea what bound Ciri and the elf now. There was no doubt Avallac'h had helped her, had saved her numerous times from the Wild Hunt — but why? Alas, the Sage, quivering on a razor's edge between life and death, offered no answers to Geralt's burning questions.

Ciri made it clear to Geralt that she trusted the Sage. He had saved her life on numerous occasions – including when, feeling the onset of the curse that would transform him into Uma, he resolved to hide her from the Wild Hunt on the Isle of Mists.

By 1272, the time of the game, Avallac'h has been living on the run for 21 years, now a wandering vagabond, he no longer has access to decent living conditions, regular food or water, a place to sleep, or any sort of doctors, and he has been captured, tortured, and beaten quite badly many times during this period.

In the game he suffers from health side effects of his recent poor living conditions and multiple times being tortured. In the game he is described as "crippled", "weak", "invilade", "lame", is said to constantly be in pain and over all is simply "suffering" often in too much pain to get out of bed or even stand.

He suffers from tremors, his hands shake and he's described has having "violently twitching fingers" a side effect of "nerve damage", a result of being tortured.

He's also described as having poor eyesight due to having "frozen pupils that do not react to light", also a result of tortue.

He walks very slowly, unable to run, often walks aided by a staff, and is seen grabbing hold of furniture to steady himself when trying to walk inside. Outside, without his staff, he walks in a slow, staggered, zig-zag motion (see the scene when he and Geralt are walking through the desert, the only time we see him try to get up and walk around for any length of time).

He can not stand for long to a time and frequently sits down to rest.

The first time, in the game, we see Avallac'h make an attempt to stand up... he is bedridden, said to have only just woken from a coma a few days previous, said by Vesemir to be "still very bad off", by Geralt "to be quivering on the razor's edge of life and death", and by Yennefer to "still in the clutches of death"... The Wild Hunt attacks Ciri, and in this scene we see Avallac'h drag himself out of bed, stagger to the window, barely able to stand, stumbling and falling, clutching the balcony to pull himself back up, and then turn his hand into a vacuum sucking, black hole that evaporates everything pulled into it... and we are left to ask: Why does a guy who can do THIS on his deathbed, need help from ANYONE to do ANYTHING?

Health, other; in-game mechanics on Avallac'h as a player character; or how vastly different the game becomes when you Doppler Geralt out of the game and play as Avallac'h: If you are going to use the Doppler to switch out Geralt and instead play the game with Avallac'h as a player character, do be forewarned that Avallac'h has pre-written game mechanics that make his dramatically different to handle.

Also, since people have been asking me ow to play the game as Avallac'h, you need the Doppler installs on your game. You can download it here: https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1031 - do know that the Doppler is SERIOUSLY glitched out, hasn't been updated since 1.22 and CAN break your game and corrupt save files if you are using 1.30, 1.31, or GoTy versions of the game. Before downloading it, make back up copies of your game save files. I am playing GoG 1.31A GoTY edition of the game and had to rewrite a bunch of the Doppler's code before I could get it fully functional. ... it WILL crash EVERY TIME GoG Galaxy updates and every time the game updates. At which point you have to do a manual uninstall of the Doppler, reload the game (you'll know you've done it correctly if you are left with a headless Geralt in your game) then reinstall the Doppler all over again.

If you play Avallac'h straight from the Doppler, he will not be wearing his cape and be wearing a grey coat instead of a blue coat. In order to play Avallac'h as I do, with his regular clothes, you need the Shield and More Robes DLC added to your game. You can download that here: https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/2356 (this one is updated regularly with each game update and will not crash your game and can be used on Geralt without the Doppler).

You can see the Doppler in action here... (note as of this episode -Ep 407- there are 78 mods running on the game.)


Anyways...

Once you've got Geralt removed from the game, and are playing Avallac'h in his place, you'll notice some changes. First off, MOST of the characters, when you switch them out, will use the exact same moves and attacks as Geralt, because they are just texture swamps and have no in game mechanics build in to their character, because they were never used in battles in the regular quests. Avallac'h is one of the few characters who WAS used n quest battles and so DOES have in game mechanics built into him, so swapping Geralt for Avallac'h doesn't just swap out the texture/skins it also swaps out the game play mechanics, meaning you'll have different attacks, different moves, and different handicaps to learn to use.

I believe Geralt, Ciri, and Avallaac'h are the only 3 characters in the game, to have pre-coded game mechanics, and so only Ciri and avallac'h change your game play and fight style when Dopplered in. I've found no other character that changes gameplay function when swapped with Geralt. The Doppler has 300+ characters you can swap and play as, and as far as I know, all but Ciri and Avallac'h are just texture swaps and will not change game play functions.

AND... unlike Ciri and Geralt, with Avallac'h there are no tutorials to tell you what attack is what, or which control buttons are going to has what responses. There is a HUGE learning curve to trying to switch from playing Geralt to switch to playing Avallac'h. And his coded in handicaps are going to be the first thing you'll notice.

If you plays the quest Through Time and Space, then you've already walked across the desert with Avallac'h and you know how insanely, snail pace slow he walks. You'll also have already dealt with him in battle, during the sandcrab attack, so you should have some feel for how his control are different.

Avallac'h walks INCREDIBLY SLOOOOOOOOW, snails walk faster, he can not run... so when you start hitting the run button, he moves only slightly faster, and his running speed is SLOWER then Geralt's jogging speed. His stamina drains at twice the rate of Geralt's, so while Geralt can jog along quite some distance, Avallac'h will be slowed and staggered after only a few seconds of jogging.

Geralt's stamina goes back up immediately allowing him to start running after a 3 second wait. Avallac'h will be 30 to 60 seconds before he stops being dizzy and his stamina starts to go back up, so he can jog again.

If you want to play Avallac'h, you are in for a very long, tedious, leisurely stroll across the world. It takes Geralt under 5 minutes to run from one side of the map to the other... it takes Avallac'h nearly 40 minutes to cover that same distance. He is an elderly, crippled, old Elf with a lame leg and this is pre-coded into his ability to move.

Interestingly, Avallac'h can swim faster and longer distances then Geralt can. Geralt slows and loses stamina when attempting to swim out to an island. You are more or less required to use a boat if you want to get across the water with Geralt. Avallac'h does not slow down or lose stamina at all in the water, and easily swims 3,000 foot stretches of ocean with no difficulty.

I did a series of episodes where I tested out how long he could go swimming and ended up getting ALL of those annoying Skellige question marks in the ocean, without ever stopping to rest or leave the ocean to walk on land. I believe this is possibly a game glitch, as in quest game play there is never a time when Avallac'h goes in the water, so it seems the game devs simply did not write any swim handicaps into his game mechanics. In ny case, Avallac'h is a champion swimmer, swims faster then the boats, can stay in the water longer than the boats (boats take damage if you use them too long) and if you ever need to go in the water, you definitely should use Avallac'h for it.

This however, may not be a glitch. If you've read the novel Lady of the Lake, you know that Avallac'h does like water and stays close to it, preferring not to ever get out of sight of water. He is a helmsman (a mage who captains boats via magic) and has that we know of at least 2 boats, a smaller river boat and and a very ocean merchant ship. There are indications that Caranthir's Narfal may have previously been Avallac'h's as well. And we know that Caranthir became a Navigator (similar to a helmsman) under Avallac'h's tutelage. (In case you forgot, Avallac'h is Caranthir's father.)

...uhm... sort of. Test tube baby? Avallac'h created Caranthir in his lab. Caranthir is a result of a 700 year cloning, breeding, experiment Avallac'h did with Elves and Unicorns, to try to recreate the Elder Blood Gene, which in the novels he called The Lara Dorren Gene. If you didn't know, Avallac'h created both Lara Dorren and Ciri as well. Ciri, unaware of this, had a major in game melt down when she discovers she is a mutated hybrid Avallac'h created in his lab, thus why she trashes said lab.


Lara Dorren as she appears in the game Witcher 3 Wild Hunt (note this is an "easter egg" character and she's hella hard to find... it took me weeks of reading game code to find her character file so I could spawn her into my after quest sandbox gameplay and see what she actually looked like.) Seen here with Avallac'h.

And speaking of cloning...


...if you really want to get wild with your game hacking and code rewriting, you can do what I did and start a Cult of Avallac'h. 

Yeah. 

I did that. You knew I would. Besides, I figured, after reading the novels, if there was any one in the Witcher series who was going to start a cult, and have hoards of brainwashed, mind drained people worshiping him, it'd sooo be Avallac'h.

Here, have some pictures of Avallac'h and his cultists at a cult meeting...

One of the many game breaking glitches found in the Doppler...Keep Doppler Avallac'h away from real quest game Avallac'h... it makes the game do weird things. Seen here, during the quest Through Time and Space... Doppler Avallac'h (without hood/mask), talking to real Avallac'h (the one closest to the screen) and causes the game to not know what to do with 2 Avallac'h's in one room, so it responded by spitting out even more Avallac'h's, and now it looks like Avallac'h has got himself a hoard of cultist clones at a cult meeting...and when the game tells you to "Talk to Avallac'h" it lights up EVERY ONE of them, click on any of them to talk, and they'll all start talking to you at once.... me thinks Avallac'h took too much fistek here.
We are about to go get Ge'els... yeah... a hoard of Avallac'hs are on their way to Ge'els house. :)
Ge'els' wort nightmare: "Oh god, he's cloned himself!"

Yeah... somewhere around 300 hours into playing the game, my game play starts getting weird.

That was actually a mistake, too, I didn't set out to clone a few dozen extra Avallac'hs into the game. It was an error in coding that I just left there once it happened. It was actually rather hilarious once it started, because I had Doppler Avallac'h talking to real Avallac'h and the game could tell which Avallac'h was which and started crashing and reloading and every time it reloaded there was twice as many Avallac'h's... 2, then 4, then 8, then 16, then 32... it was hysterical... especially when you consider cloning people is something he actually does in the novels and it is his desire to be cloning himself that is the reason he wants Ciri's baby... so, to glitch out the game and see it start cloning dozens of Avallac'h's I suppose you could consider canon on some levels. LOL!

Health, other, Avallac'h's rapidly failing mental health and suicidal depression issues: While not mentioned or hinted to in the game, the book Tower of Swallows, indicated Avallac'h was suicidal, where we see Avallac'h in a dialogue with Geralt, and stating his desire to kill himself, simply because he was bored with life and at least death would be a change from the monotony that had become his life. In this scene Avallac'h also tells Geralt of his obsessive sex crazed obsession with fucking pretty much everyone, in every way possible, and the fact that he's now seeing death as an option, because even sex has become a boredom to him, yet endless lust is driving him mad in spite of sex now being lacking in excitement and novelty. 

In the game, we see Avalac'h's frever for life restored by the thrill and fearful anxiety caused by being hunted by the Wild Hunt and his desire to live now fueled by his obsessively protecting Ciri from the Wild Hunt and everyone else.

In both Tower of Swallows and Lady of the Lake, as well as in the game, we see many things which point to Avallac'h's severe depression which was caused by the death of his lover Lara Dorren, whom he had intended to marry. He has not yet come to terms with her death and continues to mourn her, though she has now been dead for more than 200 years. Avallac'h's obsession with Ciri is fueled largely by the fact that Ciri looks identical to Lara Dorren and Avallac'h has become obsessed with continuing his relationship with Lara vicariously through Ciri, with him not always able to tell Ciri from Lara as his insanity grows.

Avallac'h and Lara Dorren. (Lara is a secret "hidden" character in the game, who does not appear in any quests, and can only be found and brought into the game, if you spend hours, days, weeks of reading the game script codes and happen to stumble upon her file, which was for some reason put in the game, but then left unused and not accessible. Apparently she was intended to appear in a cutscene at some point but that cutscene got scraped and her character left abandoned in the dark reaches of the code. Once I found her code, I was able to manually spawn her in as a travel companion for my Geralt Doppler Avallac'h)

Most characters keep their distance from Avallac'h, viewing him as dangerously insane.

In the game, Yennefer accuses him of being a stalker obsessed with Ciri, while Geralt warns people to each their backs around him, and both Eredin and Ge'els accuse him of being untrustworthy and a liar.

While he is seen in the game, trying to hide his perverted nature, in the books he openly flaunts it, bragging proudly of his endless sexual deviancies.

In both the books and the game he suffers from mind boggling levels of OCD and in the novels we see him display absolutely terrifying psycho crazed levels of bipolar disorder hair trigger violence. We see his bipolar mood swings in both the game and the novels. While he is slightly hyper in the game, his mega hyper, ADHD shines on extreme overpowering levels in the novels and when questions about certain things he does (like vandalising by drawing penises on everything or throwing feces at humans), he blames it on his inability to control things his hyperactive brain makes him do when it gets bored and needs to do something.

Though a 2,000 year old sage, with an IQ too high to be calculated, and considered the wisest of all living beings, Avallac'h is often seen running through the novels (literally - running through fields of unicorns, playing panpipes, while nude women run mindlessly along after hum, hypnotized by his pipes) as though he was a wild feral 2 year old toddler...again, he blames this on his brain's being bored and him having no control over what his brain decides it wants to do.

Avallac'h displays many symptoms of schizophrenia, including:

  • referencing his brain as though it was a person separate from himself,
  • drawing/finger painting wild frescos of imaginary beasts on walls,
  • writing out his thoughts all over the walls of his house,
  • an inability to stop drawing penises on everything,
  • talking to himself and answering himself, in full blown conversations with himself,
  • asking himself for advice
  • delusions of grandeur, including seeing himself as a prophet, a chosen one, and a demigod,
  • a wild, colourful, eccentric wardrobe,
  • high levels of constant anxiety, irrational fears, and rampant paranoia,
  • his fight or flight response never turns off, leaving him on constant alert,
  • he's jumpy and overly ready to flee from every shadow or sound,
  • feels a constant need to hide,
  • has an overbearing need to be allowed to flee once he tries to run away,
  • if denied the right to flee, or otherwise cornered, he will instantly and without warning become viciously, rabidly violent,
  • the more scared he is, the more violent he becomes,
  • prefers to flee then stand and fight,
  • letting him run away, causes his violence to quickly end as he turns to run instead,
  • sees insults and slights being made against him, even when they are not,
  • obsesses, over obsessively over everything,
  • stalking women,
  • building house sized shrines of the women he's stalking.

Not so much in the game, but overly so in the books, Avallac'h is portrayed as deeply mentally unstable. In the game he is portrayed as more of a quirky eccentric senile old man, while in the novels he's portrayed as an absolutely off his rocker bat shit psycho crazy raving lunatic.

Health, sort of, Other: Out of some 5,000+ characters to grace the massively, vast Witcher Universe, Avallac'h is the ONLY character specifically stated to be left handed. 

Though shown to be ambidextrous, he is technically considered to be left handed as he writes only with his left hand.

As a fighter is ambidextrous and fights with both hands.

His dominate sword wielding hand is his right hand. However we never see him wield a sword as a weapon, instead using it as a tool. He appears to be untrained in sword fighting, and appears to carry a sword for ceremonial ritual magic purposes, not for fighting purposes. What few times we see him with a sword, he draws it with his right hand, then carries it with both hands, appears to have trouble standing when doing so, and it appears to be too heavy for him to easily swing it as a weapon. Unusual for characters in the Witcher franchise, is the fact that you do not see him with his sword carried in a scabbard, but instead, he carries it in one of the 3 bags of holding that hangs from his belt, so he usually looks to be unarmed.

His dominate spell casting hand is his left hand. While he can cast rune sign spells with both hands, the ones cast with his left hand are much more powerful and deadly then the very same spell cast with his right hand. 

The rune sign spells are elemental spells (ice, wind, fire, lightning) cast by quickly drawing rune symbols in the air with one's fingers, in order to call upon the element in question, drawing it into your hand, and then throwing it.

While Geralt uses Sign casting in battle, his attacks are low powered and  he is better off using his sword instead. Avallac'h on the other hand, casts insanely overpowered signs, also casting then faster, more quickly, using less stamina, refiring twice as often, and aiming at both a wider radius and a farther reach then Geralt does. Though Avallac'h is more or less sless in battle with a sword, he is practically invincible with signs. If playing Avallac'h as a player character, it is better to go without a steel sword, replace the silver sword for the staff, and focus your attacks on casting signs instead of swinging weapons. Avallac'h is after all a wizard, and said to be the single most powerful mage of the entire known multiverse, meaning it's best to let him do his thing with magic and not try to force him to fight with weapons. Avallac'h has 5 base rune signs (Aard, Igni, Quen, Axii, Yrden) and each of those has 4 sub-attacks within them, for 20 signs total that he can cast, plus you can level these up over time.

While Geralt's sign attacks do 50 to 200 damage per attack and can be leveled up to around 2,000 hit point damage per attack. Avallac'h STARTS OUT with 1,000 to 2,000 hit points per attack and can be leveled up to do 8,000+ hit points damage per attack (I say + because I've not yet fully leveled up his signs and do not know what his upper limit is, but as of reaching lvl 108, he's now crit hitting at 8,000 hit points damage on Aard.)

Avallac'h seen here, switching his staff out of his left hand, to his right hand, so he can cast his super high powered White Frost Aard (seen here is Piercing Cold Aard Attack) attack. In this picture he took out 30 hanse bandits in one hit.
Avallac'h seen here, switching his staff out of his left hand, to his right hand, so he can cast his super high powered White Frost Arrd attack (seen here is Far Reaching Arrd Attack). In this picture he took out 10 nekkers in one hit, while high on fistek, running around in his underwear, with absolutely no armor protection at all.

When walking, he holds his staff in his left hand, leaning heavily on it, using it in place of a cane, due to his having a lame leg, but when fighting he moves the staff to his right hand, to fight two handed, using his left hand to cast high powered defensive spells while using his right hand to cast offensive/protection/barrier spells via the staff. He sometimes carries the staff on his back, and at other times keeps it in one of his 3 bags of holding.

He is very, very, VERY efficient with using his staff as a two-handed quarterstaff, using it to pulverize the skulls of his opponents. Avallac'h's signature two handed, staff twirling, brain bashing leap of death is unique to him, and no other character in the game does this attack.

As a player character, this attack makes him both difficult to control, but also far more deadly the playing as Geralt. You trigger it by switching out the sword (either steel or silver) for the staff then using "fast attack". He will start spinning and perioeting around with the staff, swinging wildly and aimlessly at everything in a very hectic zig zag path that the player has little control over. To get him to leap, you have to be dangerously close to the enemy before triggering "fast attack", it's difficult to do, because he has to be so close to the enemy before he strikes, that they will likely have already hit him multiple times taking down his health, before he makes his first attack. This attack however is deadly and he rarely needs more then one hit to kill the enemy.

While he uses both hands back and forth for many things, his left hand is clearly the more dominate and the one he uses for most everything, including writing grimoires and casting spells... things which other mages in the Witcher franchise do with their right hand.

Concept art of Avallac'h, showing him looking dramatically different than he appears in the game, and also showing him writing with his left hand.

More concept art of Avallac'h, because why not. He's also left-handed. One of those details we know about him, for no reason at all, like how we also know he's missing his canine teeth and is not circumcised. Information that we are uncertain why the novels gave to us, but hey, now we know...oh no... wait the novels DID tell us why we needed to know those things.

Fistechk.

Avallac'h uses it. And makes it. And uses it a LOT. ...uhm... it supposedly makes sex better and has something of a viagra effect if you put it under your foreskin.

And I'm sure Geralt was just dying for Avallac'h to tell him he shoves drugs up his penis, for no reason at all while he was painting penises on the wall.

Yeah... That's Avallac'h for you.

Avallac'h has no filters.

None.

He just says whatever pops into his head. And in the novels every other word out of his mouth has something to do with sex, because sex is the ONLY thing he talks about in the novels.

This guy also knows how to say fuck in every language. Knows every possible variation of the words penis, dick, ovaries, copulation, and other such choice words that grace his daily conversations, while he graffiti paints giant penises on everything.

We love our sex crazy little Elf, we just sometimes wonder about his serious lack social skills.

And I do wish, the game devs had had the balls to give game Avallac'h the same potty mouth he had in the novels. It's just so out of character for Avallac'h to not be saying penis, fuck, rape, cunt, pussy, sex, ovulation, sperm, and other such words every 5 seconds.

That concept art, by the way, was later used in the standalone Gwent game.

Both the books and the game, fly wildly in the face of Sinistrophobia, the fear of left handed people, giving him every myth and stereotype against left-handed people. Including but not limited to:

  1. Lefties being more prone to suffering psychosis and mental disorders.
  2. Lefties being more prone to violence.
  3. Lefties suffering from Paraphilias (atypical sexual interests aka lefties are sex fiends).
  4. Lefies having an IQ of 131 or higher.
  5. Lefties being social outcasts.
  6. Lefties being mute, stuttering, or otherwise having speech disorders.
  7. Lefties being prone to being artists and poets.
  8. Lefties are prone to outwardly show dominance, but in fact be scary cats, quick to run from an actual fight.
  9. Lefties have short tempers.
  10. Lefties are shy and easily embarrassed.
  11. Lefties being addicts.

Pretty much every lefty-stereotype was used to create him, even more than those I've listed here. The ones I listed are the ones that are used most promnantly.

Religion: Aen Ithlinnespeath (Ithlinne's Prophecy) an Elven religion, which is supposed be based of the real world Muslim religion; Avallac'h is considered the religion's most extreme fundamentalist fanatic, to the point of being an extremist zealot willing to anything (including kidnapping, torture, rape, and murder) in order to see to it that Ithlinne's Prophecy comes to pass. He is often seen in both the books and the game saying "the end justifies the means" as a way to justify his many violent crimes done in the name of religion.

Avallac'h is the only character of the entire franchise, whom we ever see praying. He is known to go out of his way to bury the dead and pray over them. While a few characters state various religious beliefs, truly religious characters who act upon their religion, are as rare as dodos in the Witcher franchise. Avallac'h is by far the most deeply religious character of the entire Witcher franchise.

Avallac'h praying over the body of a random dead Human, whom he found laying in the gutter.
Close up of the scene above. Avallac'h praying over a random dead human, whom he found tossed aside and forgotten, left unburied, to rot by the roadside. We see an startling side of Avallac'h here, one that deeply contrasts with the arrogant human-hating front he puts on in most public conversation. An Elf who truly hated humans, would not be seen doing this.

Avallac'h is easily made deeply upset by death. All death, any death upsets him, no matter who or what it is. In the novels we see him fussing over the fact that Witchers kill monsters, stating that monsters deserve the right to live. Avallac'h is overall peaceful, and seeks to save all life, Elves, Humans, animals, monsters, and plants. It is for this reason he refuses to eat meat and will go days, sometimes weeks without food if the flesh of dead animals is all that is available to him.

When worried over his loved ones, upset for their safety, we see Avallac'h praying and fasting until he knows they are safe. One scene in the game shows us this on an extreme level, when Ciri runs off without telling him where she is going, and does not return for a full 5 weeks later, only to be informed by her friend Dandelion that Avallac'h stopped eating the morning he discovered her gone, and has had nothing but water and desperate little of that, with him remaining in a state of 24 hour praying and not moving at all for the entire 5 weeks of her absence. 

This activity startles Geralt who questions Avallac'h about this, stating that Avallac'h is a sage, a knowing one, a psion who can see all and should be able to know Ciri was alright.

Avallac'h explains that while he sees the past with full accuracy, he sees ALL possibly futures and does not know which future will come to pass, because the future is not pre-written, as people create the future based on their choices. Avallac'h states that he can see every future, every result, of every possibly choice Ciri might have taken, but he can not know which futre was the actual future that will come to pass, until after Ciri has made her choices.

Avallac'h states in various places that he has seen both futures where Ciri dies and futures where Ciri lives. Futures where she saves the world from the White Frost and futures where she fails. Futures where she has a child. Futures were she dies childless. Even a future where she bears his child, even though he is infertile.

Avallac'h confesses to being overwhelmed by his gift of being The Knowing One, because while he knows the future, he can never know for certain which future is the one that will come to pass, and some futures are worse then Hell itself.

Thus we see Avallac'h fretting desperately, worrying more then most, when separated from his loved ones, because while he sees the future where they come home safe, he also sees the future where they are horribly taken from him by death, sickness, and murder.

While Avallac'h is often arrogantly proud of his gift of sight, he also can be seen stating that he hates knowing everything and wishes he could be normal and not know the future at all.

Overwhelmed by his gift of sight, Avallac'h often flees crowds, preferring solitude. He can see and hear every thought of every person not only in the room with him, but for miles around him as well. He is bombarded by thousands of simultaneous thoughts of every person in the city, when in places like Novigrad. Thus we see Avallac'h spending the bulk of his time in the quiet solitude of graveyards, crypts, tombs, cemeteries, swamps, caves, and catacombs.... places where no one but the dead dwell.

Unfortunately, this is seen by others as Avallac'h being too arrogant for the company of humans, when in fact it is the only way he can clear his mind of the invading thoughts of others. Avallac'h is frequently upset by the fact that he can not make Humans or even other Elves, understand why he flees to secluded places. People accuse him of being secretive, hiding things from them, plotting to hurt others, and all many of conspiracy theories about why he must be hiding in graveyards. Avallac'h confesses to being sad, lonely, depressed, and suicidal because there is no one who understands what his lives with, understands that his gift is more curse then gift as it does not allow him to live the normal life he so desperately desires to live. 

Avallac'h clung first to Lara and then to Ciri, because both women, like him, possess a natural born "gift" that has become a curse they wished to be rid of. Avallac'h felt a strong bond to each of these women, as he understood how they felt, their desire to be rid of their gift, so they could live a normal life.

Avallac'h's gift of being The Knowing One, is made a greater burden for him, when he tries to help those around him, by telling them what he saw in their future, in hopes of protecting them from harm, only to have them accuses him of trying to control their lives. Avallac'h hates seeing the bad futures and desperately wants to prevent the bad futures from happening, but few believe his intentions are good, and most believe he only tells them their future to try to scare them into obeying him. That his warnings often go laughed at and ignored, only deepens his belief that no one loves him and worsens his ever growing depression, further resulting in his wanting to hide from people even more, driving him deeper into the caves of mountains, in hopes that if he gets far enough away from people, he will stop seeing bad things happening to them.

We see him in the novels, spending most of his days in cemetaries tending to the flowers, and keeping gravestones from becoming deteriorated. He also carves fancy white marble statues to stand over grave sites.

In the game we see him practicing necromancy, taking the bones of the dead and using them in rituals in attempt to speak to the spirits of the dead. After which he is very careful to rebury the bones, performing funeral rights and tenderly taking care not to damage the remains.

Also in the game, when passing by the dead, bodies left in battlefield cast aside in the wake of the war, We see Avallac'h stop what he is doing, to pull the bodies off to the side, cover them, then pray over them (you can see him doing this in the  images below).


Avallac'h praying over the body of a random dead Human, whom he found laying in the gutter.
Close up of the scene above. Avallac'h praying over a random dead human, whom he found tossed aside and forgotten, left unburied, to rot by the roadside. We see an startling side of Avallac'h here, one that deeply contrasts with the arrogant human-hating front he puts on in most public conversation. An Elf who truly hated humans, would not be seen doing this.


Interestingly, though Avallac'h is a very arrogant High Elf who has a lot of bitter and spiteful things to say about non-Elves, he takes no thought of the species or race of the dead, and will perform funeral rites and pray over anyone, Elf, Human, Dwarf, or otherwise. When questioned on this, he stated: "Spirits know no race. We are all the same once we are dead. There are no Elves, nor any Humans in the after life. Only spirits."

There seems to be a conflict between what Avallac'h says about Humans and what he does. He says he hates Humans, and we know that he has killed humans, or rather at least was accused of killing Humans and did not deny it. We never actually see him in the books or the game, hurt humans, we only ever see him accused of it. In the game, we only see him become violent or aggressive when he is defending Ciri, a human.

And while he never denies that he murdered humans, he also never admits to it either. Instead, he shrugs and says "The humans kill Aen Siehde, brethren of the Aen Elle. Humans kill Dwarves. Gnomes. Dryads. In the eyes of man, we are all but monsters to be cut down." Elsewhere he says: "We were the superior race. We did not kill you while we had the chance. Now you increase in numbers and kill us."

Also while we see him in the novels with human slaves and human pets, we do not see him treat them badly, and rumors that he abuses, kills, and eats his slaves, are just that: rumors. Though he does admit to having sex with them, and we do see his female slave cowering in fear when he enters the room.

It appears that he struggles between seeing humans as little more then lap dogs and cattle, versus seeing them as sentient beings equal to Elves. Avallac'h is only just learning to speak Human languages, and it appears that before Lara left him for Cregan, Avallac'h merely assumed Human speech was nothing but garbled sounds made by mindless beasts of burden. It seems that Avallac'h only started looking at Humans and seeing them as intelligent, after Lara ran off with Cregan, resulting in his trying to look at Humans and see them as she did.

With him being in excess of 2,000 years old and Lara dying only 200 years ago, this means that Avallac'h has spent only the last tenth of his life trying to train himself to not think of humans as animals. We know that his religious beliefs are based largely on his love for Lara, and are badly warped because of this. When asked by Geralt, why he tries to help Humans, Avallac'h states that he does so because Lara made him promise to protect Humans as well as Elves and fight for equality between them. He states that he never breaks a vow, and is able to keep his promise to Lara in spite of how he feels. When Geralt responds to ask how he feels, Avallac'h avoids the question and changes the subject. When Geralt continues to press for an answer, asking directly"How does your hating Humans effect your protecting Ciri?", Avallac'h simply says: "It does not." This conversation leaves us to assume Avallac'h hates humans but protects them anyways because he loves Lara and will not break the promise he made  to her.

In any case, we see that young Avallac'h tossed Humans aside, amassing a boneyard of thousands of corpses behind his palace in Tir ni Lia, during the time period when we also saw him with human slaves and human pets. While old Avallac'h, who has now set free all of his human slaves and human pets, seems hell bent on changing his ways and making up for his boneyard of corpses, by now going out of his way to bury any and all dead humans he comes across.

We know too, from Avallac'h himself, that he believed Lara's fling with Cregan would be short lived. He states that she should have lived 700 years, while Cregan would have died in only 60 years. It was Avallac'h's belief that once the short lived human grew old and died, Lara would return to him and they would be reunited.

However, Lara died only 8 months after marrying Cregan, something Avallac'h had not foreseen. He, The Knowing One, he sees all of time past and future, missed seeing Lara's death, and the shock of this shattered his already frail sanity.

It seems that Lara's death, is directly the cause of his current belief: "Spirits know no race. We are all the same once we are dead. There are no Elves, nor any Humans in the after life. Only spirits."

Avallac'h was the lone witness to the brutal murder of Lara and Cregan. He claims to have tried to save them, but was only able to save Lara's unborn baby. He tells Geralt that he took the baby to live with it's Human kin, knowing that it's Elven kin (meaning Lara's father, Avallac'h's older brother King Auberon) would kill it and he feared to raise the child himself, fearing that he too would be killed by his people.

Avallac'h states that both versions of the tales of the death of Lara are true. Humans claim the Elves killed her out of spite, while Elves claim Humans killed her. According to Avallac'h, Humans and Elves both rose up against her, with Cregan being burned to death by human witch hunters and Lara being mutilated by first Humans and then Elves, with the Elves intent more on killing her half-Elf child in order to purge her of a parasite.

Avallac'h continues his tale to Geralt, stating he wanted to bury Lara and Cregan together in a single grave, in his family's crypt, but Elven protestors attacked him wen he did so, threatening to desicrate the graves and toss the bones in a ditch. Horrified, he then tried to bury the lovers in a Human cemetary, but was likewise attacked by Humans.

It is this event, Humans and Elves alike rising up against Avallac'h and refusing to let him bury the woman he loved, and her lover, anywhere, that seems to have triggered his now deep held need to bury every dead body he finds. It appears that, when faced with not being allowed to bury someone he loved, Avallac'h was hit hard by the realization that spirits need a place to rest. It appears he believed this in passing, but that the belief was suddenly triggered into a passion, when he was denied the right to bury someone he loved, spurring him to now look at the death of anyone, Elf or Human, in a new light, and resulting in much softening his outlook towards Humans at the same time.

Avallac'h is obsessed with death on extremely unhealthy levels, straight from the first time we are introduced to him, in the Aen Elle crypt, surrounded by hundreds of graves, in the novel that introduces his character: Tower of Swallows.

Again, the first time we get to see Avallac'h in the game, it is at Vesemir's funeral, where he, inexplicable shows up to bless the dead Witcher's body, and no one can explain why the Elf is there or why he decided to pray over the dead Human.


Avallac'h, seen here praying (out load) at Vesemir's funeral.

While all of Vesemir's friends and family are there, mostly enraged and hatching vengeful plots of death on his killer, while a few cry, Avallac'h alone, a stranger who did not know Vesimier, is seen praying.

We see too throughout both the books and the game, numerous occasions of Avallac'h stating that the dead must be given a proper burial. He is very adamant in his belief that wraiths (evil spirits who haunt graves, houses, etc) are caused by a body being left unburied. He states that spirits are traumatized by death and are soothed by their loved ones preforming burial rites. Wraiths, he states, occurs when a spirit feels no one loved them.

He states too, that while it is best for a loved one to bury the dead person, that if no one who loved them can be found, that it is even more important to give them a proper burial. He says Wraiths form out of a spirit that fells unloved and abandoned. He says blood is strong and that wraiths may start to haunt anyone even distantly related to them, so if possibly a living relative should be found to bury the dead person. If no blood kin can be found, then  anyone who knows how to perform the funeral rites can do so. 

We know too that Avallac'h believes life starts at conception, and is against abortion, but more importantly for this topic, we see him specifically fussing over miscarriages, and stating that a naming ritual and a funeral are important things to do in the case of miscarriages, stating that the child's soul will be lost, it becoming a botchling (a monster that murders pregnant woman in it's attempt to get inside her to get a chance to be born) if it is not given a name, and worse, the botchling will become also a wraith if the miscarried fetus is not given a funeral.

In the game, we see in the Family Matters quest, a woman have a miscarriage and the dead fetus tossed in a dung heap behind the barn. The town soon finds itself plagued with a botchling and a herd of wraiths that are attracted by the botchling's wrath.

In Family Matters, Geralt goes to the local Peller (soothsayer/witch doctor) to ask how to cure the town of it's botchling problem, and the Pellar tells Geralt to find the child's father, take the baby's remains, and with the father perform the Aen Elle Elf naming ritual, then bury the baby properly, this time under the threshold of the family's home, and to sooth the wrath of the botchling, ask it to become the protecting guardian spirit of the family. 

Avallac'h asks the Baron how his wife came to have a miscarriage...
Avallac'h makes no secrect of his desire for a family and his despertaly wanting to be able to father children. His being unable to sire children, makes him feircly defensive of children in general, and especially vengeful towards any one who hurts a child. Look at the rage that has come over him and filled his eyes with hate, as he listens to the Bloody Baron tell the tale of having beaten his wife, resulting in her having the miscarriage, then his tossing the dead fetus in a dung heap, thus creating the botchling that now haunts the village of Crow's Perch.
After finding and capturing the Botchling, villagers want to kill it, but Avallac'h convinces the Baron to perform the Elven naming ritual, then give it a proper funeral as should have been done to begin with.
A tearful Avallac'h at baby Dea's funeral.

We see Avallac'h in this quest, once again praying over the dead, this time kneeling by the grave of the fetus and praying to sooth it's soul.

The Elven sorcerer's very dramatic prayer-spell-chant to cast the Botchling out of the village and cleanse the baby's soul of evil.

At one point he confides to Geralt that he fears being killed by Witch Hunters, indicating he has seen his own death in his future. He states a desperate fear of Novigrad, and egs Geralt not to leave his side while walking the streets of Novigrad. Avallac'h's fear that he will be tortured by Witch Hunters and then burned in Temple Square of Temple Isle in Novigrad, indicate he has seen this future, and fully believes this is how he will die.

We've seen in the game, Elven Mages burned alive in Novigrad, then their bodies left hanging on the gates of the city, to be picked clean by birds, the remains finally tossed into a pit by the sea, their bornes left to be picked clean by crabs and gulls. Some of the most graphic, gory scenes of the entire game, are the cutscenes of the dead mages hanging on stakes and laying decomposing in pits.

Avallac'h yelling at Geralt, after the Witcher left Avallac'h standing alone in a dark alley of Novigrad, meer minutes after the old Elf begged Geralt to not leave him alone. While he comes off as exceptionally bitchy here, it must be realized that he was truly scared for his life and Geralt did just run off and leave the crippled Elf alone, a few feet away from a crowd of Witch Hunters who were burning 2 mages.
Avallac'h a few days before the scene with Geralt on the boat. He is standing here in Novigrad, watching a she-Elf mage being burned at the stake by the Witch Hunters.
The scene Avallac'h is watching...
The scene Avallac'h is watching...

While we often see Avallac'h bitching at those around him, in a closer inspection of the situation, we also always see that his bitchiness was triggered by his being frightened and feeling that no one cared if he lived or died. He is often seen protecting, healing, defending, and caring for the Humans in his life, only to have them laugh at him, bully him, scoff at him, and then leave him behind when he himself is injured. Avallac'h never abandons a fallen comrade. If someone is injured and can not travel, he stays behind with the injured person to take care of and protect them.

And yet we see multiple occasions when he is critically injured, bleeding to death, dying, and once in a coma, and those very same people he risked his life for, simply shrug, say he's "just an Elf" and continue on their way, stating "if you fall behind you stay behind", with not one of them doing a thing to help him. Even Ciri, whom he is constantly risking his life for, we see her on 4 separate occasions, leave him behind when he is injured.

Avallac'h does care very deeply for Ciri, Geralt, and the others. He calls himself Geralt's friend, in several conversation, only to have Geralt say "Avallac'h's not a friend." And so his bitchiness at them is understandable, when you realize how frustrated Avallac'h feels after risking his life to help them, only to have them treat him like shit at every turn, simply because they are Humans and he's an Elf.

Avallac'h lives in mortal fear of dying and becoming a wraith, as he has stated he feels no one loves him, and the women he loved (Lara Dorren) left him for another. The old Elf is terrified of dying, terrified that his spirit will be alone. Terrified that no one will bury him when he dies.  In the last 200 years of his life, the bulk of his time has been spent pining away at Lara Dorren's grave, grieving the fact that she did not love him in return and growing ever more suicidal over the thought that no one loves him, but not able to kill himself for his fear that because no one loves him, he will in death become a wraith because there is no one to bury his body.

In the novel Tower of Swallows, the deeply depressed and very suicidal Avallac'h, while sitting in the cemetery where the Elves would not let him bury Lara, goes so far as to confide in Geralt, that he wants to die and wishes he had the courage to kill himself as he can bare life alone with no one to love him no more.

In the novels, he tells Geralt that the Elves considered Lara a traitor and would not allow her to be buried with the others. Avallac'h tells Geralt that he had tried to bury Lara and her human husband Cregan in the Aen Elle graveyard in Toussaint, but both thee Elves attacked him for doing so. He says he was likewise meet with opposition from the Humans when he tried to bury them in a Human cemetery after the Elves denied them in an Elven one.

He confides in Geralt that where Lara and Cregan's remains lay, is a mystery to the world, a mystery which only he knows as he buried them where they'd never be found.

In the game, Geralt with the help of Keria Metz, finds Avallac'h's hideout in Midscope, in the swamps of Velen. Buried deepunder a mountain, is an ancient Elven Temple, now in ruins, which Avallac'h had made his home, until the Wild Hunt invaded and he fled to Skellige.

In his exploring the Elven Sage's now abandoned lair in Velen, Geralt discovered a tomb with no names on it. The only clue to the identity of the couple buried there, was a poem carved into the marker, which stated the Gull, mother of the Swallow, and her lover lay at peace at last. When Keria says the Swallow is Ciri, but then asks Geralt who the Gull is, he says, Lara Dorren was known as the Gull, by her Elven lover (her Elven lover being Avallac'h).

Avallac'h is a very sad and lonely Elf who turns to religion for comfort, because he has no living person who cares enough to comfort him. Alone with his religion too long, he has now sunk into the depths of madness, clinging desperately to his belief that Ciri is the Chosen One, as a way to fill the void of emptiness that his life has become.

Occupation: Geneticist, Wizard, Alchemist, and Herbalist/Healer; the mad scientist who created the Wild Hunt, a genetically mutated group of 7 foot tall super soldiers;  makes fistek (cocaine); makes aphrodisiac potions for other Elves

Occupation, Other: slave trader; breeds and sells highly sought after designer Humans for the slave, food, and pet industry; specializes in breeding docile Human children safe to be kept as pets by Elf children and female breeders to be sold as sex slaves to male Elves with Human sex fetishes; though he used to when he was younger, he is less inclined to sell Humans for food these days as his sympathy for Humans and Human rights is growing since his discovery that Human sounds are actual speech and not just the unintelligent grunts of mindless animals.

In addition to humans, he also keeps unicorns as slaves.

Lore-friendly Avallac'h & Ciri, as they appeared in the novel Lady of the Lake. Avallac'h riding one of his enslaved unicorns, taking his favorite pet (Ciri) out for her daily walk.

Occupation Stuff, Other: frequently goes to the world of Humans to kidnap prime specimens; frequently takes Human children from the Human world to the world of the Aen Elle, uses them as breeders, then returns them back home, with them being returned back to their parents only days or weeks after being taken, but the children are now adults many decades old, a side effect of time being different in the two worlds.

You know those alien abductions and human hybrid breeding programs the conspiracy theorists like to morbidly obsess over? Well, the Aen Elle Elves are the aliens doing the abducting and Avallac'h is the guy who is the mastermind orchestrating all those alien abductions and overseeing the Human-hybrid breeding program. And if you are a Human who got abducted by aliens, than he's also probably the sex crazed alien who probed you, but you likely don't remember anything but the faceless silver mask he wears, as he will have kept you drugged with fistek the whole time and drained your brain of any memories of where he took you, before he returns you back to your family.

This also explains how he took Ciri away when she was 12 years old, 6 months ago, and now 6 months later is returning her after she has lived with him for 21 years, and she is now, 33 years old, even though she was 12 years old, 6 months ago.

Occupation, Other: in the books, Avallac'h is a unicorn hunter; Unicorns possess the power of interdimensional teleportation between worlds, they are the only natural born creatures with this ability; in pre-novel back history, before Lara Dorren's time (so at least 200+ years before Geralt and Ciri were born), Crevan Espane aep Caomhan Macha captured and enslaved herds of unicorns, forcing them to open portals between worlds to allow him and his wild hunt (which he was a general of at the time) to enslave humans from all over the realms of all the known universe, thus how his slave trading business became an empire; All the, now ancient, Elven portals built throughout the worlds (and also seen in the games) were built by Avallac'h, thus how he remains one of the few people who knows where the portals are and how to locate them; unfortunately (for Crevan) his herds of unicorn slaves banded together to fight him and the wild hunt, defeating them, shutting down the portals, and leaving the Aen Elle Elves stranded in Tir ná Lia, unable to return back to their home world.

Avallac'h with two of his enslaved unicorns.

Because of his method of befriending someone, getting them to trust him, then turning on them when they least expected it, enslaving them, torturting them, and eventually killing them when he had no more use for them, the unicorns becan to call Crevan, Avallac'h, which meant The Fox, The Sneaky Fox, or The Sly Fox.

Crevan, found he much enjoyed the title and began to request every one call him Avallac'h instead of Crevan. (In the game his spaulder/shoulder armour is decorated with feathers, however he was originally said to have fox tails on it.)

Lore-friendly Avallac'h and Ciri, seen here as they are described in chapter 5 of Lady of the Lake. Court Mage & personal advisor to King Auberon, Avallac'h seen here from the scene on pages 153-157, promanading with his two favorite prostitutes in the fields of Tir ná Lia, accompanied by his favorite pet Ciri (seen here dressed as she was in the book, while she was his slave), guarded by his 3 Amazonian crossbow carrying she-elf bodyguards.

Now stranded in Tir ná Lia, unable to return back to their home world, the Elves looked to Avallac'h to find a way once again activate the portals so they could replenish their breeding stock of humans for the slave, pet, and food industry.

Avallac'h spent 400 years in studying his remaining enslaved unicorns, and eventually was able to move through interdimensional portals without the help of his unicorn slaves. However... while unicorns can do this safely, using arcane methods of portal hopping between worlds, causes massive rips in the fabric of time and space.

Worse... as a result of opening these unnatural portals between worlds Crevan inadvertently ripped holes in between the world's, causing the icy cold air of outer space to break through the crystal spheres (similar to an ozone layer) that engulf and protect each world. This caused many worlds to die from being buried in eternal blizzards as their worlds grew colder and the inhabitants froze to death. Crevan refers to this as The White Frost, and to his horror, soon learned every world he'd opened portals in, would eventually succumb to this icy apocalyptic end.

These portals, caused an event known as The Great Conjunction of the Spheres, which causes magic and monsters to spawn on worlds where such things previously had not been, thus resulting in the rise of Witchers to save people from these beasts.

Desperate to undo the damage he'd done, he turned to religion Aen Ithlinnespeath (Ithlinne's Prophecy) which foretold of a great white cold that would over take the land, killing all life, and could only be destroyed by a Child of the Elder Blood. Because of this, he spent the next 700 years, capturing and breeding Elves of certain magical traits, to create what he called "The Elder Blood Gene". After 700 years of failed attempts, his experiments succeeded, resulting in the birth of a mutated Elf, whom was named Lara Dorren. He intended to marry her, his plan, being that a child born from Lara, with her Elder Blood and his Aen Searhernv blood, would create Ithlinne's Prophecy Child of the Elder Blood, and stop the White Frost, that he had caused, from destroying all life in the universe.

Avallac'h riding one of his enslaved unicorns, and guarded by his 3 female bodyguards.

Colonel Heavy  Jun 16 @ 1:07pm

can you get an actual unicorn as your horse in blood and wine?

Yes, there are 4 unicorns in BaW, 2 of which you can ride on in the quest Beyond Hill and Dale

Roche can be turned into any one of several unicorns are available via this mod: https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/498

All the in game unicorns (there are 4: 1 white, 1 pink, 1 purple, and 1 horse with a fake horn) can be spawned and ridden on via this mod: https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/2459

When I'm playing the game, the episodes where I add the unicorns in, I give instructions for how to do it, recording it into the episode as I do it

EVERYTHING I do to edit the game, I have recorded into the game, so you can watch me doing it and  follow my steps to play the game with the same mods and edits as I do.

Originally posted by Living Broscillograph:

Unicorns are sentient magical beings from another dimension. No, you can't get one as a horse as it would ruin lore too much.

the Aen Elle have unicorns in the novels, as does Ciri; 

In the novels, Avallac'h keeps unicorns as slaves, it is lore friendly for Avallac'h to be riding a unicorn

also in the novels Ciri's BLACK horse Kelpie (white in the game) has wings and is a pegasus, not a horse

Obsessed with controlling and dictating her future, Avallac'h takes Lara from her parents and raises her, himself. The young she-elf grows up to be the most powerful sorceress the elves have ever known. Like Caranthir and Ciri after her (the other two children raised by Avallac'h) Lara becomes a headstrong, rebellious, hot tempered individual. Now too close to his work, Avallac'h falls madly in love with his creation and his obsession with Lara becomes far more then just a desire to save the worlds.

Avallac'h promenading with Lara Dorren. (If you've read the books, you know Avallac'h uses flowery words... he never says "walk" or "walking" instead saying "promenade" and "promenading".

Unfortunately, the White Frost is not defeated and Avallac'h's work is all for naught, when Lara Dorren cheats on Avallac'h with a human, becomes pregnant with a half-elf, and then marries the baby's father. Devastated, Avallac'h destroys his work, refusing to continue onward, while stating he is too old to start over again.

"And something happens no one can explain: she-elves, who normally ovulate once every ten or twenty years, when copulating with a man begin to ovulate with every powerful orgasm. Some hidden hormone, or combination of hormones, became active. She-elves suddenly understood they can, in practice, only have children with humans. So, owing to the she-elves, we didn't exterminate you when we were still the more powerful race. And later you were more powerful and began to exterminate us. But you still had allies in the she-elves. For they were advocates of coexistence."

"What does that -" Geralt cleared his throat "-have to do with me?"

"With you? Absolutely nothing. But with Ciri, a great deal. For Ciri is a descendant of Lara Dorren aep Shiadhal, and Lara Dorren was an advocate of coexistence with humans. Chiefly with one human. Cregennan of Lod, a human sorcerer. Lara Dorren coexisted with Cregennan often and effectively. To put it simply: she became pregnant."

~Avallac'h to Geralt, the end of the conversation, where he explains, everything I just said above about unicorns, teleports, the White Frost, and his spending 700 years creating Lara Dorren.

page 243 of Tower of Swallows

Avallac'h teaching Geralt how to use interdimensional portals between worlds, which are vastly different from the portals used by Sorceresses Yennefer and Triss.

It is from this timeline Avallac'h gives Geralt in Tower of Swallows, of how long he had worked on first opening the portals, then trying to find a way to undo the unexpected damage he had caused by doing so, that we learn Avallac'h to be at minimum 2,000 years old as, in total, he has worked on this project for 2,000 years. His exact age is unknown, and he is much older then 2,000 years old. And we also learn that he is about to kidnap Ciri from Geralt and use her as a replacement for Lara Dorren, partly because she has the Elder Blood gene he needs, but mostly because she looks completely identical to Lara Dorren, and he's just spent the last 200 years driving himself mad morning her death and is now crazy obsessed with turning Ciri into a quasi-reincarnation of his dead lover. Though neither the reader, nor Geralt realize what Avallac'h is saying, not until he shows up again on page 435 and before anyone can react whisks her away through a portal to Tir ná Lia, where he makes her his slave and keeps her as his house pet.

Avallac'h's obsession with Lara is shown as frighteningly psychotic in the novels, a side of him we do not see in the games. In the novels Avallac'h is clearly suffering from serious mental instability and fast becoming a violently crazed psychopath to the point that the mere mention of Lara's name sends him into brutally violent, murderous fits of hysteria, to the point that hearing Lara's name triggers him into beating to death anyone who mentions her. In the novels every one tip-toes around Avallac'h and lives in mortal terror of his hearing someone say Lara's name.

Level 111 Geralt Doppler player character Avallac'h viciously protecting travel companions Ge'els and Lara Dorren from a level 105 Griffin in Velen.

While Avallac'h uses Ciri in his experiments and breeding program, we see that he is being pushed into doing so by King Auberon, and that Avallac'h, now a very ancient, elderly Elf in the last years of his life, has long ago given up on saving the worlds from the White Frost, and wants nothing more then to spend his final days living with Lara, the woman he loves. Ciri is forced to bed with Lara's father King Auberon, which is causing jealous rage in Avallac'h as he can no longer tell the difference between Ciri and Lara and has started seeing Ciri as Lara.

Eredin, seeing that Avallac'h is clearly being made upset by King Auberon's trying to get Ciri pregnent, uses this to kill the king and frame Avallac'h for murder.

Once King Auberon is dead, Avallac'h abandons his experiments entity, gives up on all of his many centuries of work, leaves behind his research, his laboratories, and his breeding farms, and throws himself full force into protecting and taking care of Ciri, while training her to be a sorceress, becoming her lover and personal bodyguard, spending the next 21 years of his life, defending her with a blind devotion that defies logic and baffles everyone who sees the extreme risks he's will to take. Avallac'h is seriously injured, nearly killed, many times, while protecting Ciri, and eventually the ancient Elf is injured badly enough that he becomes crippled and unable to protect her any more.

Social Status: was once a ruling figure; former advisor and Court Mage to King Auberon; former general of The Wild Hunt; is now banished from Elf society, outcast, branded a criminal, and seen as a dangerous radical due to his growing belief that Humans are intelligent creatures, still inferior to, but nearly equal to Elves;

Once the second in command of the entire Aen Elle Empire, ruling alongside King Auberon, Avallac'h now lives on the run, hunted by the Aen Elle government because he risked his life to protect the life of a Human (Ciri) whom had been sentenced to death by King Eredin.

Avallac'h, early concept art sketches. (I am planning to make every one of these outfits as part of my multi-costume cosplay of Avallac'h. Basically, I just want to make his entire wardrobe.)
Avallac'h, finalled concept art sketch, and the CosPlay costume I am right now making. Which is why you'll see THIS version of the feather spaulder and not the in-game version at PortCon 2018


Political Status: supporter of King Auberon, enemy of King Eredin; hates King Radovid and helped to assassinate him; a former Human hating fanatical conservative, he's now an extremist liberal, fast becoming the outspoken champion of the Human Rights movement; now actively fights against Elves to protect Humans; formerly the Aen Elle's top research scientist and primary source of Human slave trade, as of 1272 Avallac'h has shut down his animal (Human) test labs and has released his (Human) slaves and (Human) pets.

Was next in line to be made king after King Auberon's death, but is accused of murdering Auberon so lost his ranks, titles, lands, and reputation, and Viceroy Ge'els crowned Eredin king instead of Avallac'h. Avallac'h has spent the past 21 years since Auberon's death, fleeing the Wild Hunt while trying to prove to Ge'els his innocence.

Viceroy Ge'el and Avallac'h seen here together, with Ge'els saying to Geralt that he'll not believe any lies Avallac'h makes up about his innocence and will never denounce Eredin or make make Avallac'h king.

"What then? Am I to incite the Aen Elle against Eredin? Call for a revolution and proclaim Avallac'h our new king?"
Poor Ge'els, if only he knew what was about to happen to him, in a few seconds from now... Avallac'h just doesn't stop. Ever. His hyper brain seems to think only 2 thoughts: "Who can I have sex with next and what ways have I not employed to annoy Ge'els yet? And how can my having sex with someone piss off Ge'els?" ... we say it again: Poor Ge'els.

Now an outcast wandering vagabond, banished from and shunned by Elf society, Avallac'h was once a nobleman, the next in line to be King. He is now accused of murdering King Auberon, is on the run from the government he once ruled over, desperately in search of a way to prove his innocence. Eredin was next in line after Avallac'h, that's why Eredin killed the king and framed Avallac'h for it, using drugs Avallac'h had made, resulting in Auberon's death, Avallac'h's removal from the government, and Eredin being crowned king.

He travels with, Cirilla, the half-Elf woman who was also framed for and accused of King Auberon's murder, along with Avallac'h. Ciri started out as his prisoner/pet when she was 12 years old (before Auberon's death). Accused of being his accomplice in murdering King Auberon, she has since became Avallac'h's traveling companion and apprentice, eventually becoming his lover.

Avallac'h and Ciri. One of the few times they are not seen fighting.


By the time period of the game (1272) Avallac'h and Ciri have lived together for 21 years. She is now 33 years old.

Avallac'h is said to be the most powerful mage of all the known multiverse, but under his tutelage, Ciri is fast becoming more powerful then the master.

Superpowersteleportation; time travel; interdimensional travel between planets; is one of the few wizards to ever master portal travel between dimentions, but it took him 400 years to learn even the basics;

Avallac'h is an Aen Saevherne (a Psion) aka a Sage and thus has the ability to take control of someone's mind, force his own will, thoughts, and memories into them, turning them into mindless, zombie-like yes-men worshipers of Avallac'h.

Being a Sage also means he can read your mind, and you can not hide anything from him. He knows everything you do, every thing you have done, like Satan Claus (no, not Santa, Avallac'h is waaaay too evil to be like Santa) knows if you've been bad or good, no matter where you are. You can not hide from him, no matter what planet, time period, or dimension you flee to, he can and will find you. You can not plot against him, as he knows your thoughts and will be two steps ahead of every plan you make.

Because of their telepathic, brain sucking, mind flaying, mind control abilities, Sages are the most formidable of all monsters in the Witcherverse Beasiarty. 

Sages are rare creatures, feared by everyone, Elf and Human alike, unusually living in underground hideouts, they tend to keep to themselves, rarely seen in public, rarely seen on the surface, rarely leaving their subterranean caverns to set foot in daylight. Like Elder Gods of the Cthulhu mythos, Sages are capable of controlling entire populations, simply by sitting in their underground palaces and letting their super powered brains control the surface dwellers.

Each continent of the world of the Aen Elle has a Sage who acts as the ruling psion, keeping citizens in line, maintaining order, thus how the Aen Elle live in a virtual paradise free of war and able to focus on developing their art skills.

Avallac'h was the Sage of the continent, Tir ná Lia, however, after Auberon's death, Ge'els replaces Avallac'h with another Sage (Iregal Helyarwe`). (You learn this by looting Ge'els' palace in the quest Through Time and Space, in which you will find and Ge'els' diary.)

So rare, so deadly, so god-like, so formidable are the Sages, that most believe them to be mythical creatures, created by fairy tales to scare children into obeying their parents.

Other: Though he prefers to be a peaceful mage, keeping to himself in a hermit-like lifestyle where he surrounds himself with art and women, when his family was threatened he became a fierce, blood thirsty battle mage out of necessity, and is now branded as the most feared and most powerful mage in the known multiverse.

Attacks: Ard, Rune Casting, White Frost, casts powerful protection barriers, can turn his hand into a vacuum sucking void; he can psychically connect to others, draining their brains of their memories, thoughts, and will power, putting his own thoughts and memories into them instead, causing them to become his yes-men minions to obey his every whim - when not in battle he uses this to have psychic sex with women

Avallac'h helping Geralt fight a Forktail - Avallac'h's blinding blue Ard Blast.
Avallac'h and Geralt fighting yet another Forktail.

Magic Style: uses hand signs, spoken spells, alchemy, psionics/mind control,  enchantments, potions, herbs, enchanted tattoos, rune casting, and a staff that he keeps charged with attack spells. He is sort of a jack-of-all-trades when it comes to magic and we are left to wonder if there is a type of magic out there that he has not at least dabbled in. 


Avallac'h casting an enchanted circle bone fire spell with Geralt and his naked women.
Avallac'h casting a phylactery spell.

Weaknesses: Avallac'h is severely allergic to dimeritium which causes violent seizures and vomiting, exposed to enough of it puts him into a coma, and prolonged exposure to it could kill him; also allergic to silver on a lesser degree; suffers from nerve damage which causes trembling hands, twitching fingers, and frozen pupils that do not respond to light; lacks physical strength due to his advanced age; frequently collapses after casting large spells, remaining bedridden for days or weeks to a time requiring the care of someone he trusts during that time; like all mages in the Witcherverse Avallac'h is infertile, which infuriates him as his primary goal in life is to get Ciri pregnant.

If one seeks to capture Avallac'h, dimeritium bombs (which scatter dimeritium dust in the air) will quickly weaken him, send him into convulsive seizures, and temporarily cause him to lose his ability to cast spells or otherwise use magic. This effect lasts until the air clears, at which point he'll start using healing spells to heal himself once again. To prevent him from healing himself, one must work quickly to bind him in dimeritium handcuffs.

Avallac'h is a fisstek addict. He uses it to enhance his spell casting, during sex, and whenever he's in pain. While it acts a pain killing upper at first, sending him into a euphoric state after taking it, he afterwards becomes highly aggressive as the pain killing high effects wear off. Fistek contributes to his depression, makes him lose the desire to eat, increases his suicidally morbid conversations, and makes his already trembling hands, tremble worse. His addiction is very bad (out of control) and he becomes highly agitated, bitchy, grouchy, and snipping angrily at everyone around him when he goes to long between taking the drugs. 

In the game, during The Trial of Grasses, the prolonged contact with dimetrium, leaves Avallac'h crippled for the rest of his life, causing him to now be weaker after casting spells, then he previously had been. This is how bad a problem dimeritium is for Avallac'h and why he avoids contact with it.

Elves in general have allergies to dimeritium, thus why Witchers use dimeritium in their armour, weapons, and bombs, when planning to go up again either The Wild Hunt or Scoia'tael.

Yet in spite of his failing health, Avallac'h is also the ONLY mage in the Witcher Universe, powerful enough to rip stars, moons, and planets out of orbit and throw them at us for no reason other then he's absolutely insane.

Avallac'h's planet tossing, meteor shower, fireball attack from the game's final boss battle... on story mode it took me 10 minutes to get past Avallac'h's final boss attack. These pictures come from my 2 hour long attempt to get past Avallac'h's final boss attack on Death March settings, when he goes from insanely overpowered wizard throwing planets at us, to impossibly, mind bogglingly, unbeatable overpowered wizard throwing planets at us. Fun. 

Here, have a final boss battle image... take 4 or 5. See for yourself what Avallac'h's capable of...

You can see Avallac'h just off to the side here... ^

Yep, this here would be the game's super evil, super villain, super boss, who is either going to help you save the world, or murder you're daughter horribly if you piss him off to many times before the end of the game.

Now, I gotta ask... after seeing, just exactly, what it is he's actually capable of... how the hell is it he needs help from anyone to do anything?

Damn!

He's ripping planets out of orbit and throwing them at us, like they were little rubber balls.

(This episode those fireball images came from is 9 hours long, as I did all 3 final bosses back to back in one sitting, when I did it on Death March... 9 hours and a broken finger later, yes, I broke my finger during this boss battle, Caranthir, Eredin, and Ciri were all dead, as we did the Dead Ciri ending on the Death March run...2 episodes later I discovered the Doppler...)

Weapons: In the books Avallac'h carries no weapons and had a deep aversion to (phobia of?) swords, to the extent that he would not enter a room if anyone was carrying a sword, and would demand swords be removed before he would allow anyone to enter a building he was in.

In the books, he allows Ciri to carry a sword when she is with him, though he makes several comments as to the fact he wishes she would not use it. 

Geralt is seen, in the books, whenever talking with Avallac'h, leaving his sword with Regis and asking Regis to wait outside the door, as Avallac'h will not let Geralt near him, if Geralt is carrying his sword (Geralt only carries one sword in the books, not two like in the games.)

There is one scene, before Auberon's death, while he was still friends with Eredin, when we see Avallac'h bitching at Eredin fr being in his preseance while carrying a sword.

Though unarmed in the books, Avallac'h is always seen accompanied by three female bodyguards who carry crossbows and fiercely fight to protect him. In a confrontation, Avallac'h flees, leaving his women to fight.

In the books he has no need of weapons because of his sonic scream and ability to take control of the minds of people around him.

In the books, but not seen in the game, he is capable of using his voice as a weapon, emanating a very high pitched super sonic humming whale song that gets progressively higher pitched until it shatters (explodes in their skulls) the brains of everyone in range of it.

He is capable of amplifying this in the battlefield, by employing the help of his herd of nude women, whom surround him, as he plays the panpipes and transfers this sonic scream into them, creating a horrifying and deadly brain exploding chorus that can kill everyone in the frontlines of the battlefield.

Interestingly in the game, it is Ciri and not Avallac'h who possesses the sonic scream ability. Though we are left to wonder, did she perhaps learn to do it from being taught by him. The game gives no explanation for how it is Ciri (who is not a telepath) is able to produce this brain shattering sonic scream that Avallac'h is seen doing in the books. When Ciri does this in the game, she is unable to control it and nearly kills everyone around her, including Avallac'h, however Avallac'h is able to take control of Cri, mentally forcing her to fall unconscious to stop the scream, while simultaneously sucking the side effects of her scream into himself to prevent it from killing the humans around her. This weakens him terribly, nearly killing him, and leaving him bedridden for several weeks.

In the books he uses mind control to call upon plants, small animals, and groups of monsters to surround him and protect them. In the books, monsters he is seen calling upon to act as his minions include: Echinops, Knockers (which he also rides on in place of horses), and Barbegazis.

In the game he carries two weapons, a sword and a staff. Though a member of The Wild Hunt, he carries a Scoia'tael sword instead of a Wild Hunt sword; he also carries a staff both of which he keeps in a bag of holding when not in use; was born with rare mystical blood that brands his as a Sage (rare beings with psychic abilities) making him a powerful psion.

Is ambidextrous and fights with both hands.

His dominate sword wielding hand is his right hand.

His dominate spell casting hand is his left hand.

Technically considered to be left handed as he writes with his left hand.

When walking, he carries his staff in his left hand, but when fighting he moves it to his right hand.

He is very, very, VERY efficient with using his staff as a two-handed quarterstaff, using it to pulverize the skulls of his opponents.

The staff is charged with spells. He runs into an attack, first casting a freeze/White Frost or stun/Axii spell with his left hand, then casting a second spell (either Ard or Mind Blast) with the blue glowing upper end of his staff, then swinging the staff around and using the metal capped butt end of to shatter the skull of his victim.

Rarely draws his sword, preferring instead to use his staff as his primary weapon. Appears to only use the sword as a means of dismembering his  victim AFTER they are already dead. Is never seen using the sword as a weapon, only ever as a dismembering tool after the fight is done.

Is NEVER seen in a one-on-one sword fight/duel, and when challenged to one, he is quick to draw his sword then toss it on the ground and beg for mercy from his opponent. He doesn't appear to be well trained in sword fighting and lacks confidence to go up against a skilled swordsman. 

Avallac'h's sword, the only time we get an up close look at it while Geralt yells "Draw your weapon, and fight, don't make me murder you." ...as Avallac'h tosses it aside and throws himself at Geralt's feet begging for mercy, followed by Geralt saying "That's not going to save your life, I'm tired of your bullshit." - scene from the Final Boss battle of the game, when we learn Avallac'h has been the game's primary villain all along. Avallac'h responds to say he will not pick up his sword, adding "I do not believe you will kill someone who is unarmed." To which Geralt responds "I'm too pissed to care".
Avallac'h the last time we see him in the game. This is the last time we see Avallac'h in the game, refusing to fight as Geralt charges him with sword drawn. And while we do not see it happen, the game does heavily imply that Avallac'h dies here. The game does not tell us what happened to him, Avallac'h simply is no longer found anywhere in the game beyond this point. The fact that he is removed from the game COMPLETELY, same as every character who has died in the game, indicates that Avallac'h is no longer alive after Ciri defeats the White Frost.

We know his hands shake and he's described has having "violently twitching fingers" a side effect of "nerve damage", he's also described as having poor eyesight due to having "frozen pupils that do not react to light". We also know he doesn't have much either in the way of muscles or upper body strength. We are left to assume that these things combined result in he likely has trouble even lifting a sword, let alone wielding it.

Enemies: Eredin, King of the Aen Elle

Rivals: Ge'els, Viceroy of Tir ná Lia

Avallac'h, arrogantly stomping around bold as brass balls, after having just kidnapped Ge'els, now holding the Viceroy hostage in his brothel apartment in Novigrad. Ge'els who has a major phobia of Humans, believing them to be mindless savage Elf-murdering beasts, is looking around terrified, realizing there are 3 Humans in the room with him.

Family: 

  • wife Isilira (who is also his sister and may not actually be his wife - the game and book conflict; in the book he is his prostitute and bodyguard; in the game she CLAIMS to be his wife and he when told this by Geralt, laughs at this and makes an off handed snide comment, indicating she is not actually his wife), 
  • adopted son Caranthir, whom he raised since the boy was an infant; 
  • two brothers: King Auberon and Viceroy Ge'els (information conflicts here and it seems he does not mean biological brother, but rather uses the word brother to indicate someone who is a very dear and close friend) 
  • wife Lara Dorren, who cheated on him with a human, then left him to marry the father of her illegitimate half-elf baby, she died before the baby was born, but Avallac'h was on hand to deliver said baby after Lara's death and take it to live with human relations of it's human father

Obsession: Lara Dorren (Auberon's daughter; so Avallac'h's niece), whom was promised to him in marriage, but married someone else (a Human)

Avallac'h, Ge'els, and Lara Dorren promedarding through a field of dead Wild Hunt soldiers that Avallac'h just killed.

Pets: a half-Elf named Ciri, whom he later turned into an apprentice, and then a lover; Ciri is Lara Dorren's 4th great-grand daughter, so Avallac'h's niece 4 times removed as well); in the books he tells Ciri she is his prisoner and she can go free once she gets pregnant and gives him her baby. He states he intends to use the baby to save the lives of the Aen Seidhe and Humans from Ciri's planet. In the games he is cast out of Elf society because of his desire to rescue the Humans along with the Elves.

Other: in the books he has 3 unnamed heavily armed Amazonian she-elves living with him, travel with him, and act as his bodyguards; Ciri refers to them as "Avallac'h's gilded women" due to their being covered in gold glitter (body make-up); these women are said to be his favourite prostitutes and most trusted companions; in the game, his wife, Isilira is said to one of these 3 women, the only one who still lives with him after Auberon's death, as she is the only one who believes in his innocence.

Other: in the books he has hundreds of female humans in his household who act as his servants, slaves, and pets; by the time of the game 21 years later he has set them free

Residence, in the books: in the palace of Tir ná Lia

Residence, in the game (21 years after the book time period): cast out of Elf society for protecting, sympathizing with, and have sex with Humans; he now lives in the world of Humans and has 3 known residences:

  • a subteran house in Undvik, Skellige
  • a massive underground hideout in Velen's ancient Elven ruins of Midscope
  • a 3rd floor apartment in a brothel in Novigrad
Ciri and Avallac'h in Avallac'h's 3rd floor brothel apartment in Novigrad.

Hobbies: drawing nude women, destroying art created by humans by paining purple bison ad giant penises on it, painting rutting unicorns on landscape backdrops, stalking women who remind him of his dead lover Lara Dorren, studying ancient Elven history, reading poetry, playing the flute, making perfume, collecting & drawing porn

Geralt offering Avallac'h a hankie, upon finding the Elf sitting in a brothel, drawing porn.

Things that prove we know WAY too much about this character: He has no canine teeth, he is uncircumcised, and he puts fistek under his foreskin because that supposedly makes sex better or his words "more euphoric"

That's info we know from the novels. And you know me, I had to ask... so how accurate did the game devs make these characters... seeing how we can undress the characters in the game and check, I did just that and... Yes, you can take his clothes off and have him run around the game naked... with or without his skivvies on. If you watch enough of my let's play of the game, sooner or later you'll find the episode when we check to see if Avallac'h is circumcised or not, as I do nothing in this game that I don't also record.

Completly out of context, but based on what he's saying here, this seems like the appropriate place to put this picture... 

Avallac'h: "You're nosy. Starting to piss me off, you know?"

It was much easier to find out if he had a foreskin in the game, then it was to find out if he was lacking in canine teeth. Because of the way he talks, he doesn't open his mouth very much. It took, taking him back to visit Ge'els again, then instead of going straight to Ge'els, instead taking him up to the top of the lighthouse and letting him freeze to death, before we could find a scene where he opens his mouth wide enough to see if the game devs went accurate or not with his teeth. The answer? They did. Avallac'h in the game does not have canine teeth, same as in the books.

And side note for people who play the game and are now screaming: "But Avallac'h's an NPC, you can't take his clothes off!" ... Yeah, about that... there's also a little thing called - where there's a will there's a way, and I decided I wanted to change his clothes... notice how in that previous picture he's not wearing his cape? Yeah, you shouldn't be able to take that off either. And... wait  about 24 hours (it's now May 28, 2018) for me to go through 700+ hours of recorded game footage and I'll go get you some other pictures of Avallac'h not dressed as he should be. Told ya, once I figured out how to hack the game I ran with it. :)

I'm back... here you go... some non-canon pictures of Avallac'h, in places he shouldn't be, wearing things he should not be able to wear...

Avallac'h should not be able to wear Oferi Arm Bracers, but here he is wearing them, in a cutscene in Toussaint, where he's not supposed to be able to be at all, let alone be in a cutscene in Toussaint.
Avallac'h should not be in this cutscene in Velen, talking to a runemaker, while wearing Milten's gold armour, which he should not be able to wear...and YES... I figured out how to had runes to his staff... his already, so overpowered staff that he now eat perogies off of because this game, even without mods is weird and let's to add magic perogies to your weapons... of course, also cannon to the game is a pair of magic brass testicles you rub to get superpowers. This game was so weird BEFORE I modded it.
Avallac'h, is here, wearing red boots he should not be able to wear, gold bracers he shouldn't be able to wear either, while posing for a painting, he shouldn't be able to pose for, that is oddly being painted by Ge'els who also should not be here in Toussaint painting portraits.
Avallac'h should not be able to run around the streets of Novingrad after midnight, wearing Ge'els' clothes and carrying Caranthir's staff, but here he is in a place he should not be, wearing things he should not be able to wearing, carrying weapons he shouldn't have access to carrying....once I found out I could have Avallac'h wear Ge'els' cloths, you knew I just had to have him do that, because, Avallac'h has got a thing for pissing off Ge'els, we might as well help him piss off Ge'els as much as possible, right?

Guess what else you shouldn't be able to do: have sex scenes with Avallac'h OR Ciri, and yet, I got sex scenes recorded with them both together... yeah, my 4th time through playing the game, just went to the depths of fanfiction hell and gets deeper every day.

Learning how to hack the game... definitely the best thing I've ever done. :)

Of course, then there's this: https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/2183 

Seriously... DO NOT click that link, unless you have one hell of a perverted mind. EXTREMELY not safe for work... and if you're under 18, your parents REALLY don't want you near that link.

And if you're somebody who's a prude, you just want to be 10 miles away from that link, or be carrying lots of eye bleach should you dare click it.

And for anybody who just liked naked men... and plays Witcher 3... and didn't know ^^^THAT^^^ existed... you have so many options now. WAY more then what are seen in the description, what tell you download it, and actually open that mod up and see how MANY option you got.

:)

Also: PS - I know how to hack the game and as of May 23, 2018: I've figured out how to remove Geralt from the game entirely and drop Avallac'h into his place, as seen here. We are now playing the game AS Avallac'h from Episode 397 onwards.... AND... as seen here, I've also hacked Ciri and she now looks like she does in the porn drawings Avallac'h draws of her. Yay for knowing how to rip game scripts apart and rewriting them!!! (You do realize that means I just made it possible to drop Avallac'h into the sex scenes now? I can now throw Avallac'h in bed with Yennefer, Triss, Shani, Keria, all the prostitutes, EVERYBODY. Completely not canon, but hey, you knew once I figured out how to do it, I would, and I did...
...I may have to get a PornHub account just so I can post the episodes of my Witcher 3 Playthrough after it gets to ep 400... yeah... told you if I could figure out hot to get Avallac'h and Ciri in sex scenes together, I would... ;)
Let's see, what else shouldn't Avallac'h be able to do in this game? I know, how about have sex with Ciri?

This is also my 4th time through the game... we have to play it 14 times (200+ hours each time - though I speed ran my 2nd time and we did it in just 70 hours - how the hell do you speed run Witcher 3, I don't know, but I did it) to get all 14 endings... so we are not even close to being done playing this...and yes, as soon as I figure how to do so, we are going to bring Ge'els into gameplay and play as him too. I have so much fun hacking this game. Now that I've finished the cannon run of it we can fanfic the hell out all the rest of my playthroughs... but you want cannon stuff for this page, so off the cannon run:

But, hey, that exists, and I added it to my game, because OMG! you know me, how can I find out something like THAT exists and NOT add it to my game then just strip everybody naked, because, hey, wild nudity only only stripped the females naked, and why strip women naked when strip men naked instead? and, those episodes aren't up on YouTube yet... not sure how well that section of the playthrough is gonna go over on YouTube, but... well, hey, like I said, where there's a will there's a way, and buy did I find a way...

Of course once I found that mod, then I had to ask... so, how do I get him in bed with Ciri?

And that led me to finding this: https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1354 (Ciri)

And this: https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/2317 (Isilira, Corinne Tilly, and Ge'els' Tulip)

- Poor Ge'els, you know EXACTLY what I'm gonna do with THIS mod, now that I know it exists... because I also know how to drag Ge'els out of Tir ná Lia and drop him in as a background character to ANY cutscene. Avallac'h is gonna cuckold Ge'els and I'm gonna record it, because, that's how my brain works... I told you, my 4th playthrough, went to fanfiction hell.)

And... hey, since we're talking about taking his clothes off to see what he's got under there, let's talk about what else we found once we got Avallac'h stripped naked... and do so with pictures this time... because, hey, why strip an Elf naked if you're not gonna post pictures of naked Elves?

Other, body art: Oh wow! we got ourselves a tattooed sorcerer here... with a LOT of tattoos. We already know Avallac'h has got an addictive personality, now we know he's addicted to and is obsessed with getting new tattoos; has several dozen tattoos on his chest, arms, stomach, pelvis, and hips; at the rate he's going it won't be long before every last inch of his body is covered with tattoos.

Because Avallac'h is a Psion, we are of the assumption that these are psionic tattoos. This thought is amplified by the fact that he goes out of his way to hide the tattoos from being seen. We see scenes in the game, when Avallac'h is naked, and will immediately cover the tattoos upon realizing someone is looking at him.

While this could be translated as him just being shy, which we know he is, (in spite of his bold, rampant sexuality, he is shy about being seen naked and he becomes shy, flustered, and embarassed if you catch him with his porn, which happens twice in the game) we also know that he is a Psion (a Sage) and most Psions have psionic tattoos and it is very typical for a Psion to keep his psionic tattoos covered from prying eyes, to ensure that others, especially mages, are unable to identify the spell contained in the tattoo and nullify it.

A Psionic tattoo is a spell, that is tattooed onto the psion's body, allowing them to quickly cast it in an emergency, simply by tapping their fingers on it, allowing them to silently cast spells without and spoken words, rune castings, elaborate hand signs, or potions. Some psionic tattoos are one time use, vanishing from the Psion's body once cast, others are permanent, becoming useless ordinary tattoos once cast, but able to be recharged later with another spell.

Some Psionic tattoos act as always active permanent protection spells and  barriers, acting as a replacement for armour, deflecting weapons, camouflaging the wearing, hiding them from enemies, or allowing them to walk through enemy fronts undetected.

At no point are we ever told, not in the books or the game, the purpose behind Avallac'h's tattoos, and we never see him use them as spells.

Other: like all wizards and most Elves in the Witcherverse, Avallac'h is a drug addict with a fistek problem; presumably wizards use fistek to enhance their abilities to cast spells; sages like Avallac'h are said to use fistek to enhance their psychic abilities; 

Fistek (a type of cocaine) has a known side effect of turning men into sex crazed maniacs, is often used as an aphrodisiac, is the Witcherverse's version of Viagra, and is presumably the cause of Avallac'h's rampant unleashed sex addiction, though the Aen Elle Elves in general are noted for their higher then normal sex drives and are described by the author in narration as being "sex crazed", so an Aen Elle on fistek is super sex crazy. 

Appears in: Tower of the Swallow | Lady of the Lake | Wild Hunt

Voiced by: Michael Maloney

What do we know about Avallac'h? What is his backstory and in-game story?

Well, we know that Avallac'h is a total sex-crazed fruitcake, an Elf teattering dangerously on the edge of slipping into absolute insanity, trying hard to not have psychotic meltdowns at every turn, and ripping the clothes off every woman he gets near... because... I don't know why. It's just what he does. One of the most insane Elves I've ever encountered in any series ever and you know how much I love insane Elves.

Also, if you've not read the novels that the game was based on, Avallac'h is just as perverted in the books as he is the game, and the novel version of him is way more bi-polar and psychotic then the game version.

In the novels, he has 3 un-named she-Elves who he's NEVER without, and can always be seen embracinging and kissing. In the novels Avallac'h carries no weapons and does not fight, instead his 3 lovers are heavily armed warrior Amazon-like women who act as his fiercely protective bodyguards.

The brain-sucking, mind-fucking thing he does with Corinne in the game, he can be seen doing to his 3 she-Elves in the books, with him using his psionic powers to control them... and a herd of 30+ unicorns that he also mind fucks.

Also, while mild mannered in the game, in the novels he has one of the worst potty mouths you'll encounter, makes liberal use of the word "fuck" and can be seen vandalising Human paintings by graffiti painting giant penises all over them.

Also, sex toys. We found the rope in his bedroom in the game... wait til you see what ya find in the book... he built himself a life size, marble statue of Lara Dorren, in a very erotic pose and then tells Geralt, WHY. It's 1272 and this guy built world's first sex doll. Avallac'h is the only character in the entire Witcher franchise that has sex toys.

[UPDATE: May 19, 2018: I'm replaying the game AGAIn, you know because I'm addicted and can't stop playing it... we just redid the Child of the Elder Blood (trashing the lab quest) and Battle Preparations (where you can talk to him about what you found in his house) We choose completely different options that we've never picked before... and suddenly it's there... the option to ask him about the rope in his bedroom... oh... we now know what he does with the rope... Avallac'h's has got freaky fetishes... I'll tell you more, in the section where we talk about the rope.]

Avallac'h has just told Geralt he wants to tie Ciri up, and Geralt responds with: "Hmm. Definitely advise against trying that."

That picture, by the way, is from the scene when Avallac'h tells Geralt he wants to tie Ciri up with rope and Geralt tells him "I'd definitely advise against doing that." It's the Battle Preparations quest, if you choose the options in dialogue to side with Avallac'h instead of Ciri, when Avallac'h tells Ciri not to go into battle with the rest of the gang. This vanilla picture comes from my 2nd playthrough, before I started modding the game.

Poor Avallac'h. His mind is forever in the gutter, and he never stops. EVER. Not even when going into battle. No. Got more important things on his mind, like running off to fuck Ciri while everyone else fights Eredin. Of course he can't let her go fight with them... he's got that rope he's waiting to use.

What a strange, constantly horny, little Elf he is. I think he needs to stop shoving fisteck up his dick... might help him to not be horny 24 hours a day is he'd stop with the Witcherverse viagra addiction he's got going on.

I wish they had put his fisteck addiction in the game.

While it's heavily implied in the game that he's sexually active with Ciri... the books leave no doubt. Every time they are in the same scene together, there are descriptions of how and where he's touching her while he's talking to her and he's always touching her, and there's a rape scene, and Ciri incited it, literally running to Avallac'h and throwing herself on him, after King Auberon refused to have sex with her, when Avallac'h told him to, while screaming: "He doesn't want me, you're the one that wants the damned baby, you do it!"

While Auberon is shown as kind and gentle with Ciri (sexually) Avallac'h is shown as fierce and brutal; thus we learn Avallac'h to be sadisticily violent when it comes to sex, which he himself explains as being a result of his being bored with ordinary sex. We also see that while deadly during sex, capable of seriously injuring and even killing his lovers, we see too his extreme bi-polar nature, as he immediately becomes loving and gentle afterwards, fussing over them and taking care of them.

In both the books and the game, we see Avallac'h normally calm and gentle with everyone, but able to to go in a split-second to being psychotically deranged and viciously violent when angered. While it is difficult to get him angry, certain things trigger him and he loses control of his temper. Do not call him a liar, don't insult Lara Dorren.

Avallac'h prides himself in his extreme honesty, if he says he will do something, he keeps his word, but becomes deeply insulted and violent if you question his intent to keep his word. 

Let's Talk About Sex - Answering a Twitch Viewer Question: I don't understand... he doesn't seem that bad in the game. What did Avallac'h do in the books that made everyone hate him so much?

You want a simple one sentence answer to your question? There is one.

Heck, I can answer you with one word:


SEX.


Here, let me annoy Ciri fans some more:


SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX.  SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. 


Yes. 

Avallac'h had sex with Ciri.

Yes. Ciri lost her virginity to Avallac'h.

So what?

Now go boo-hoo in a corner about it, grow a pair of balls, and get over it.

To the psychopath posting death threat in my chat: And death threats? Really? You THAT upset over my playing Avallac'h lore-friendly to the novels? I'm sorry you can't deal with how the author created his characters. How about instead of sending death threats to me, why don't you contact the author who created them and tell him how much you hate his canon work instead?


*sheesh*

And to the nuts who were duking it out in my chat: No the books are NOT a novelization of the games, you stupid idiot. The novels were written 30 years before the game was made! 

OMG! What is wrong with you people?

It's a game! It's based off novels! It fiction! Avallac'h and Ciri are not real! Can you leave me alone and go get the psychiatric help you so desperately need?

Ciri has sex with Avallac'h. So what? Deal with it. There are millions of fictional characters out there, and every one of them is having sex with someone who is not YOU, because they are FICTIONAL!


Good god! Do you not know the difference between what is real and what is not real?


Get this through your head:


  • * Ciri is a fictional character. 
  • * Ciri is not a real person. 
  • * Ciri is not your wife. 
  • * Ciri is not cheating on you.
  • * Ciri is an abuser.
  • * Ciri is a rapist.
  • * Ciri is a bitch.
  • * I don't like Ciri. In fact I hate Ciri. But in the novels, Ciri is Avallac'h's lover, so I don't remove her from the game or put her in bed with anyone else, because I prefer to to stay lore-friendly to the source material.

  • * I'm not a fan of shipping non-canon characters together. No, I'm not going to mod my game to put Ciri in anyone's bed, other then the beds of her two canon lovers: Mistle and Avallac'h.

  • * If you want to see someone not canon to the novels fuck Ciri, then go mod your own game. No one is stopping you.

In the books, Avallac'h had sex with Ciri, and Mistle would have, had she lived long enough.





Hey, guess what, in the GAME, Avallac'h has sex with Ciri while they are at Kaer Morhen. The old blind woman at the Crone's Sabbath, TELLS Geralt that. She tells Geralt, Ciri just had sex... and newsflash, Avallac'h was the only one at Kaer Morhen with Ciri and Geralt.


Avallac'h is helping Ciri in the game, in exchange for a baby. Read the novels. Avallac'h wants a baby from Ciri and Ciri agreed to give him one.

In the game, at Valdo's when Geralt tells Ciri not to trust Avallac'h because some day he'll ask her for a favor... Geralt doesn't know Avallac'h already has.


Avallac'h already asked Ciri for something. A baby.

Avallac'h's helping Ciri in exchange for a baby.

He wants to rebuild Lara. Lara Dorren is the clone of Avallac'h, who is Ciri's 4th great grandmother. Why Ciri has Elder Blood.

All the Elder Bloods are related to Avallac'h via Lara - he's the first, last, and only Elder Blood Elf. He was alone and had no one like himself. Avallac'h created a clone of himself (Lara) to not be alone, but then she died. 

And hey, guess what? They are freaking FICTIONAL characters, so what the fuck? Death threats over a fictional character? Would you please go see a psychiatrist and get the fuck out of my chat? Please? Thank you.

Back to the one who saw this battle in my chat and asked this question...

What did Avallac'h do in the books that make most fans of Ciri hate him?

Simple answer:

Avallac'h had sex with Ciri.

Yep.

There it is.

Avallac'h is the single, solitary, one, and ONLY character of the entire franchise to ever have sex with Ciri, and everyone who hates him, hates him for that reason only.

You want to know why people who like Avallac'h, hate Ciri? 


I can give you that in one word too.


RAPE.


Didn't get a clear enough picture?


RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE.


Ciri is a violent, abusive, rapist.

You want to know how sick minded and twisted people who hate Avallac'h and like Ciri are?

Ciri fans get angry with Avallac'h because he did not enjoy being raped by her.

Avallac'h did not have sex with Ciri willingly.

Ciri raped Avallac'h.

People who hate Avallac'h, by hating Avallac'h are also boldly and proudly declaring they are supporters of rape.

People who hate Avallac'h don't really even hate Avallac'h either... they hate that he's what ruined their perception of Ciri being a sweet innocent little child. 

Ciri fans were able to ignore 6 novels of Ciri abusing, torturing, and murdering men at every turn, because they could say "He deserved it."

But then they get to the 7th novel of the series and they are forced to face the fact that Ciri is now raping men as well.

And Ciri fans do what EVERYONE does when faced with being told someone was raped.... they blame the rape victim and say they got raped because they were asking for it and deserved it.

It's easier for Ciri fans to lash out at a rape victim and say he must have been deserving of it, then it is for them to face the fact that Ciri is nothing but an evil, low life, gutter scumbag bitch, straight from the pit of hell.

You want a longer more detailed answer?

The baby is what die-hard, Ciri screaming fan boys get upset about.

What baby you ask?

The one the game forgot to tell you about.

Oddly though, most of the hate Avallac'h gets, has nothing to do with anything about Avallac'h at all, and in most cases, is a super scary, side effect of uber fans of Ciri, gone out of control in their lusts for a fictional character.

People who hate Avallac'h are very vocal in their vehement hatred. Alarmingly so. Often violently so. For a Ciri fan to start throwing around death threats at anyone who says they like Avallac'h is not only not unusual, but sadly is the norm.

##YES! DEATH THREATS is WHY I've got the ability to see chat, turned off on my channel.


September 19, 2018, I suddenly started getting a ton of whispers from strangers... 11 people total started contacting me asking me to go watch a stream of the quest Through Time and space that was being done by a local man from Boston...

The streamer was doing a run of the quest in a direct mockery of my channel, and was lashing out death threats at me, via his live stream.

He and some of his chat, then landed in my chat and went psycho crazy with the death threats, stating they knew where I lived and that I deserve to be raped and killed, because I like Avallac'h and they like Ciri.

No... this is NOT the first time I've been attacked by Avallac'h haters this way. April 2018 I had to block 200+ people from FaceBook for the same reason... and again, they were strangers I'd never heard of before.

In June they landed in my Witcher livestreams on YouTube.

And I'm not the only person this has happened to. EVERYONE, who says they like Avallac'h in any public place online, gets attacked like this. It's as common as HomeStruck CosPlayers and their buckets of blood.

Avallac'h and Ciri are fictional characters, but these people, seem to have forgotten that. They are more than trolls. They are dangerous.

And we are dealing with far more then death threats here: we dealing with murderers! A bomb blew up my house and people died. You stupid fucking, jackasses, what the fuck is wrong with you?


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Due to the murder of a family member and the bomb that blew up our house, after death threats were sent online, chat is disabled on my channel. If you have any information please contact FBI Agent Andy Drewer IMMEDIATELY. 


FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the murder investigation. 


He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322


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The hatred stems largely from male fans of Ciri who often openly state they want to fuck Ciri and will kill any man who touches her. This is a common reaction from meeting her in the game. These men are also vocal in describing on their live streams and in their forum posts, all the ways they want to fuck Ciri, while also drawing nude fan art of Ciri and showing it off on their streams and in said forum posts.

The game shows Ciri as an innocent, virginal waif, causing many of said male fans to go off on fanboy lst rants of how they want to take Ciri's virginity.

While they themselves are drawing porn of Ciri and masterating over it... they suddenly find themselves with competition, when they meet Avallac'h in the game. Avallac'h with his recipe for lubricant, his stash of Ciri porn, and his habit of masterbating while drawing porn of Ciri, very much rubs Ciri's male fans the wrong way, for the very simple reason that he is seen as competition.

Avallac'h, because he is doing the exact same thing these real world male fans are doing (drawing fan art of Ciri and masterbating over it) immediatly becomes branded as a threat in their twisted minds. The fact that neither Ciri, nor Avallac'h are real, is completely lost on them. All they know is "Ciri is my waifu and that bastard has a better chance of getting her then me, therefore I must hate him".

It's rather ridiculous when you look at this phenomena and the reasoning behind it, but it is what it is.

*It Takes Three To Tango - Ciri Chaining Avallac'h to the bed. He oddly acted like this was an everyday thing she did to him.**It Takes Three To Tango - Ciri Chaining Avallac'h to the bed. He oddly acted like this was an everyday thing she did to him.*

And thus these die-hard Ciri fans go into reading the novels, seeing Avallac'h as competition to be cut down.

And they decide to read the novels not realizing the books are Erotica and Ciri exists for he sole purpose of spreading her legs for the reader as often as possible, while every male in the series exists simply to let the reader live out their fantasy of spreading Ciri's legs as often as possible.

But then again, lesbian Ciri is a cock blocker who gets off on finger fucking herself in front of men, just to showthem what they can't have,  and no man ever fucks Ciri....

... almost no man... one does. 

Just one.

Avallac'h.

The series is 8 volumes long, and near the final chapter of volume 7, you see the one and only sex scene with Ciri - the infamous rape scene from page 179 of Lady of the Lake.

And Ciri is NOT the rape victim - she's the rapist.

People who only know Ciri from the game, have no clue how vicious, violent, vindictive, and down right pure evil, Ciri from the novels really is, and they are in for one hell of a surprise when they find she's the porn star version of Rose Mary's Baby.

Screaming fan boys of game Ciri, head to the novels with no clue what they are in for.

But then they read the novels and soon discover Ciri is neither innocent nor virginal. They read page after page, chapter after chapter, volume after volume, of Ciri flipping up her skirts, dropping her panties, and furiously finger fucking herself in front of one man after another. Every chapter. Every novel. Page after page of reader getting shocked and horrified by how much of a sex crazed, brazzen, whore or a hussy, little 12 year old Ciri really is. Yes. She's 12 years old, no matter what the game tells you. The novels say Ciri is 12. Legal age of consent in Poland, but it leaves Americans is shocked horror... *shhhhh* let's not tell the Americans that legal age of consent was 10 in America until 1987 when it was changed to 15 and it wasn't changed to 18 until 1995. *shhhh* American don't know their own laws. Let's not tell them.

Fans of game Cri, become more and more infuriated by each man Ciri shoves her pussy on. Likewise becoming more and more horny with each new scene of Ciri being a gutter trash, slutty whore.

Six volumes of Ciri finger fucking herself in front of five dozen different men later, you reach chapter 7 of the 6th novel Tower of Swallows and are introduced to a new character: Avallac'h; a wild, hyper, manic-depressed psion, who makes no secret of his rabid sex addiction and his growing lust or Ciri.

Like every man in the previous 6 novels before him, he has no yet meet Ciri, nor is Ciri yet aware of his existence.

The Ciri fans have gone into reading the novels prepared to hate Avallac'h no matter what, because he's competition. They are now having their images of a sweet virginal Ciri shattered as they watch the brazen hussy masterbate in front of every man she meets, then rushes off in a huff of *"Ha ha! you can't have me! I'm a lesbian! No man ever gonna fuck me!"*

These Ciri fans have had their hearts shattered, as they scream: "Fuck her you bastard! Fuck the lesbian bitch! Show her she really wants a man!"


(We know they say this, because these male fans are very vocal in saying they say this.)

###Then they reach chapter 5 of the 7th novel: Lady of the Lake.


Ciri, fleeing from yet another would be rapist, after flashing her sopping wet cunt in his face, finds herself running for her life, trapped at a dead end, about to turn and fight with no hope of surviving, when suddenly a tower shows up out f nowhere, and a portal opens up in the tower. Ciri jumps in the portal and finds herself falling out of the sky to land in the lap of a hypnotically beautiful, blue eyed, blond haired elf.

He's also described as wearing a tight fitted, high neck tunic of red and purple, tall black boots, and described as wearing a shawl because he is very elderly and gets cold easily.

So, you got an elderly elf, with huge alien blue eyes, long blond hair, wearing a tight fitted purple and red tunic, tall black boots, and a green wool shawl. The only clue the reader has that this is Avallac'h is the line when Ciri described the elf as having "a pointed, triangle face" and "sunken features and high cheekbones, caused by being elderly having no back teeth".


By this point Ciri has tossed herself in the lap of 5 dozen bandits, pirates, princes, sorcerers, gangsters, knights, bards, teen boys, grown men.... you name it, she's already shoved her pussy in it's face... so the reader is now 7 volumes of, omg Ciri's about to shove her cunt in another man's face, maybe this time that dirty whore will finally get her ass fucked like she deserves....

...uhm... well... considering this is Avallac'h, yeah... she's FINALLY gonna get fucked... but the reader, has no clue this is Avallac'h because they is expecting him to look, dress, and act quite different.... they expect the black haired, blue robed, emotionless, sullen wizard of the game, not the blond, red and purple dressed high as a toddler on Halloween sugar, hyper puppy, laughing, dancing, singing, and acting like a wild over emotional manic lunatic of the novels.

And so, Ciri falls out of a portal and lands in the lap of a blonde elf who is playing a flute and writing poetry about the pair of unicorns that are fucking by the lake over there. 

Ciri's attention becomes lost on watching the unicorns fucking and she fails to notice the team of female warrior body guards that surround the elf whose lap she's sitting on, or the fact that his axii flute has hypnotized her and she couldn't get off his lap if she tried.

The reader thinks nothing of this, seeing how Avallac'h in the game looks and how he dresses in the game, looks nothing like how he's described looking and dressing in the books, in the game he's not dancing around singing and flute playing like a wild faun, so the reader is unaware, whose lap it is, Ciri has just landing on....or the fact they are about to finally get a sex scene with Ciri, because hey, this is the guy the author created to be Ciri's lover.


The novels change from here... gone are the dark, blood soaked streets. Gone are the scummy whore houses. Gone are the destitute bars and tavarns. Gone are the revolting drunks. Gone are the lewd men who fill every day of Ciri's life. The world is now fields of pink flowers, orchards of pink blossomed cherry trees, and idyllic horseback rides around a lake, accompanied by a mysterious elf who for unknown reasons has taken Ciri in and is acting like she's a goddess, practically worshiping the ground she walks on as she finds herself lavishly showered with every gift imaginable.


Why the fact that the novels is calling him "The Mysterious Elf" has not yet tipped off the horn dog male Ciri fan reader that this is Avallac'h, I don't know, because, like in the novels, he showed up in the game being called "The Mysterious Elf" and ran through the game for some 25 hours as The Mysterious Elf, before he get's introduced by his name.

Even his gwent card is called "The Mysterious Elf", for crying out loud!

But, yeah, here he is, The Mysterious Elf, in the novels, worshipping The Lady of the Lake, who he calls his god. (And YES, Ciri is the Lady of the Lake... yes, I know in the game, The Lady of The Lake is a green skinned Dryad, but in the novels, the Lady of the Lake is Ciri and Avallac'h is the priest who devoted his life to worshiping The Lady of the Lake, thus why when the Lady finally shows up, and and in his lap to boot, he goes screaming fan boy nut job on her.)


*It Takes Three To Tango - Avallac'h after Ciri chained him to the bed and left him there*It Takes Three To Tango - Avallac'h after Ciri chained him to the bed and left him there, because she's mad at him and chaining him to a bed was the first thing she thought to do to him. I got the impression this wasn't the first time she'd changed him to a bed as he didn't start complaining until he realized they weren't having sex and she was mad at him.*

Ciri and the elf spend page after page together. The elf being overjoyed to finally meet Ciri, and rushing around dragging her with him as he goes hyper puppy, screaming fan boy yippy-skippies all over his town introducing Ciri to everything and everyone.

We now see blood-thirsty, murderous, slut-bitch trampy whore Ciri being treated like a special little princess she most certainly does not deserve to be treated like, given a silver sword, put in a lavish bedroom of a fairy-tale palace, bathed in perfumed bath water, dressed in fine silks, taken for daily walks around the lake, and daily taking long horseback rides accompanied by the mysterious, as of yet unidentified elf, who is clearly madly in love with Ciri.

At every turn Ciri marvels at how terrified everyone is of this mysterious elf, who has every man, woman, and child bowing before him and trembling at his feet. People sury away in fear when they see him walk through the streets. Ciri has yet to meet any other elf, for the other elves so clearly live in mortal terror of this mysterious elf who has taken her in.

Ciri determins that if everyone is scared of him, then he must be evil and she must be a prisoner, and she must therefore smash everything he owns and beat him up as often as possible, to let him know she's got the upper hand. So she daily proceeds to smash everything that Ciri thinks the elf might care about and hit him and punc him as often as possible, for no reason at all.

When the elf asks her why she does these things, asking why she "returns evil for kindness" why does she hurt him when he's done nothing to hurt her, why does she destroy his things after he has given her so much, she responds to say: 


**"Because I felt like it and there's nothing you can do to stop me, SO THERE!"**

He responds to say she's inherited her mother Lara's fiery temper and let's Ciri continue on her daily bughts of senseless, unjustified violence. While muttering to himself as he watches her destroy everything he owns, saying that she also "acts barbaric, destructive, and violent like her father Creaggon".

In spite of how well she is treated and cared for, Ciri persists in beating up the elf, smashing everything he owns, and calling him her gallor, claiming he has made her his prisoner.

Hurt by Ciri's accusations, the elf becomes deeply upset and explains he had nothing to do with the portal that brought her to him, that he has not imprisoned her and she is free to leave whenever she finds a way to do so. He states that his planet is dangerous for humans and he sought only to protect her from harm. 

He says she was dirty, wounded, and dressed in rags when she fell on him and that cleaning her body, healing her wounds, and giving her new clothes had been meant to help her not bribe her. He states he does not understand why she beats up up and breaks his things, why she returns evil for good, stating his feelings are hurt by how she has behaved deplorably and reacted so brutishly to his kindness.

He then calls her an unruly child, a wild animalistic brute, ill mannered and completely lacking in how to be civil. States that she is nothing like her mother Lara no matter how much she looks like her.

Ciri states the elf has mistaken her for someone else as Pavetta not Lara is her mother. the elf waves this aside and states that he cares nothing for the insignificant generations between Ciri and Lara, what matters is Lara died giving birth to a half-elf fathered by Creaggon of Lod and that's not what she was supposed to do, and with Lara dead and Ciri all that's left of her Ciri will take Lara's place and do what Lara was supposed to do.

Ciri, confused, asks what he intends her to do, and he says she' going to giive him the child that Lara was supposed to give him.

*Avallac'h and Ciri at Pali Gap - day after Tango - they've made up and he doesn't seem to mind having been chained to the bed.**Avallac'h and Ciri at Pali Gap - day after Tango - they've made up and he doesn't seem to mind having been chained to the bed.*

At this point Ciri states she's lived with him for 8 weeks and he hasn't even yet told her his name, how does he expect her to have a baby with him. The Elf apologizes for this oversight, introduces himself as Avallac'h, then repeats what he already said, that he's waiting for Ciri to give him a baby.

Ciri responds by running through Avallac'h's palace once again smashing everything while the confused and clueless elf tries to figure out what Ciri is upset over.

While Ciri does yet another of her smash and trash of things not belonging to her, Avallac'h monologues on how very logical it is for her to give him a baby. All the hows and whys and perfectly calculated calculations of what a perfect match they are for each other and how wonderful it will be for her, what an honor it'll be, for her to be the MOTHER of the Child of the Elder Blood (his blood, he being the Elder God Elf).

After 8 days of "You're supposed to give me a baby" versus "Fuck off you paresite, I'm a lesbian. You ain't getting in me. I'm never giving you a baby" ... Avallac'h tells Ciri he knows how to send her back to her home planet, back to Geralt and Yennefer, and he will do so, just as soon as she gives him a baby.

At this point 5 of Avallac'h's wives gang up on Ciri and the frightened little weakling, who has absolutely no magical powers to speak of at all, no matter what the game told you, finds herself running tearfully into the arms of the only person on the planet who doesn't want to beat the shit out of her foul mouthed, slutty ass - Avallac'h.

Avallac'h chases the heavily armed, Amazonian warrior, bitchy she-elves away, and drags Ciri off to the other side of the lake, in what was clearly about to become a sex scene as the elf seduces the frightened girl.

The reader is now told that this is the first time in some 2,000 years that the paranoid old elf has gotten out of range of the protection of his fierce female bodyguards, and suddenly Ciri is stunned to find she and Avallac'h under attack by a herd of blood thirsty elf murdering unicorns who are hell bent on killing Avallac'h.

Ciri witnesses the horror of why people tip-toe around Avallac'h in mortal terror, as the old elf unleashes his sonic scream that explodes the heads of the unicorns.

While a second onslaught of unicorns tramples the exploded bodies of the first, Avallac'h grabs Ciri and runs back for the she-elves, who have seen what is happening and now running head on into the oncoming army of unicorn warriors.

Unable to outrun the unicorns, Avallac'h casts a spell on the 5 she-elves, using his sonic scream again, this time amplifying it, and multiplying it by 5 through the voices of the she-elves.

>>NOTE - the sonic scream you see Cri do at Kaer Morhen, is a repeat of this same thing. It is NOT Ciri doing the scream - it is Avallac'h putting it in her, that's why he's able to stop it when she gets out of control.


>>Ciri DOES NOT have the ability to shatter things with her scream, that why she couldn't do it again when she tries to at Avallac'h lab. The scream was Avallac'h taking control of Ciri, not Ciri screaming herself.


With his sonic scream now amplified by the 5 she-elves, the rest of the unicorns are massacred in a bloodbath of exploded brains.

As Avallac'h drags Ciri back to their horses, the she-elves gather around acting as a flesh shield to Avallac'h, while a 3rd onslaught of unicorns rains down on them.

The terrified elf is too weak from his first two attacks to continue to fight, and is now surrounded on all sides by the murderous unicorns, while the she-elves stand around him and Ciri crossbows aimed ready to kill the attackers.

Eredin, a commanding officer of the Aen Elle army, jumps from a portal, followed by several of his soldiers. Eredin and the soldiers fight off the rest of the unicorns, while Avallac'h gets on a horse with Ciri and rides off to the forest to hide.


Once the unicorns are dead. Eredin returns, then gives Avallac'h hell, bullying and belittling the old elf for his foolishness of chasing after a human. Eredin states that the King is furious with Avallac'h because the girl (Ciri) was to be his (the king's) and Avallac'h is a traitor for running off with Ciri and trying to take her for himself. 

Eredin orders Avallac'h to take Ciri back to the palace and give her to Auberon like he was supposed to do.

Ciri notes that Avallac'h is terrified of Eredin and clearly is also terrified of King Auberon. Ciri has her rant of how Eredn is evil because he's black and everyone who is black is evil. Then rants that Avallac'h is good because he is white and everyone who is white is good. 

Avallac'h is too weak to make the two hour horse ride back to Tir na Lia and he collapses in the forest. 

Eredin, suddenly shows a softer, more compassionate side, mentions being worried about the health of King Auberon's elderly court mage, and sets up a campfire, then instructs Ciri to take care of Avallac'h, telling her the old elf is too weak to travel. Eredin fusses over Avallac'h, making sure the area is a safe place to leave the weakens sorcerer, then gathers up his soldiers and leaves, stating that he has left guards to watch out for any more attacks.

Before leaving, Eredin stops long enough to tell Ciri he'd gladly fuck her even though she was nothing but "Avallac'h's gold nugget plucked from  dung heap" and then rambles on about how jealousy he is that Ciri is about to go to King Auberon.

After Eredin is gone, Ciri tells Avallac'h, she hates Eredin and will never let that bastard fuck her. Avallac'h states she won't have to worry about it as he'll never let Eredin have her.

Ciri looks after Avallac'h while the 5 she-elves stay alert and ready to kill anything that moves. We are told that Ciri and Avallac'h sleep together by a campfire with Avallac'h embracing Ciri, but that they do not have sex, as Avallac'h is now too scared of Auberon to have sex with Ciri. The indication here is had Auberon not sent Eredin after them, and had the unicorns not attacked, this would have been quite different.


We have also now learned that King Auberon was the one who wanted Ciri brought to this planet, that it was his idea to get a baby out of Ciri for saving the world, and that Avallac'h was obeying those orders until he realized Ciri looked exactly like his dead Lara, and now Avallac'h was wanting to keep Ciri for himself to replace Lara, thus why he had not told Auberon Ciri was here, and why Avallac'h had been daily taking Ciri for walks by the lake, several hours away from the city, as he hoped Auberon would not find out about Ciri's arrival.

Ciri no longer sees Avallac'h as her captor and sees him as being just as much a prisoner here as she is. She also is now aware that grave dangers exist on this planet and Avallac'h truely was just trying to protect her, as he had said, and was not keeping her a prisoner.

Ciri starts talking with Avallac'h about the baby again. Avallac'h says he'll return her to Geralt and Yennefer, as promised, to the same time as from when she left, so no time will have passed for Geralt and Yen, as soon as she gives birth to Lara's baby. He then adds that he hoped by that time she would have changed her mind and be willing to stay with him to raise the child.

We now learn that though he wants to help save a dying planet, Avallac'h has far deeper goals of his own and would much rather forget about saving the world and just have the family he originally wanted to have with his Lara back.

Ciri mentions the field of feainnewedd flowers that grew on the hill beside the palace where she was born and is surprised to see Avallac'h break down in tears, at the mention of this place, which unknown to Ciri is the spot where Lara died.

Ciri starts to pity the old elf, realizes how sad and lonely he is and decides to let him fuck her and give him a baby, and is now surprised when he says he can not and will not have sex with her, because she belongs to Auberon and it is Auberon who is to father the baby.

Avallac'h tells Ciri she can live with him no more as he has to turn her over to Auberon like he was supposed to do when she arrived.

We learn here, that the palace Avallac'h lives in on the lake, is NOT in Tir na Lia, as he now tells Ciri they must go to Tir na Lia in the morning, once there, she'll meet Auberon. He can keep her with him no longer, now that King Auberon knows she has arrived. Likewise he can no longer take her on walks and horse rides around the lake as, he did not have Auberon's permission to be doing these things with Ciri.

We see Avallac'h here, go from the chirpy, happy, bubbly personality, singing and dancing around fields like a hyper happy child high on sugar, he was doing when we first meet him, to a now somber, sadder, depressed personality, no longer laughing, smiling, singing, or dancing.

The prospect of losing Ciri and turning her over to the king, leaves Avallac'h emotionless and stoic in the following scenes.

Upon returning to Tir na Lia, Avallac'h sends Ciri off to King Auberon, who sexually abuses and molests Ciri, but never has sex with her.

Auberon viciously teases, bullies, and belittles Cri, sadisticly delighting in going out of his way to hurt her feelings as much as possible by conjuring up images of Yennefer being bloodily tortured to death. Leaving Ciri to be tormented by nightmares of "mummy being murdered".

As days turn to weeks, Auberon's abuse of Ciri grows worse, with Ciri every night fleeing King Auberon to seek comfort from Avallac'h.

Finally comes the night Auberon shows Ciri Geralt murdered, and tells Ciri the only way she's getting out of here alive is if she gives the Aen Elle the baby Lara was intended to have, but as he's the one to do it and he'll never fuck a human, she's trapped here forever.

*Avallac'h, dazed and frightened, on the shore by the lake, after Ciri raped him.**Avallac'h, dazed and frightened, on the shore by the lake, after Ciri raped him.*

Ciri flees Auberon running back to Avallac'h, and demands Avallac'h make her pregnant so she can get off this planet, when Avallac'h tries to say he can't, Auberon said so, Ciri rapes Avallac'h, while stating he's the one who really wants her, not Auberon.

Avallac'h makes 3 attempts to flee Ciri, each time the weak old, elderly elf is tackled to the ground by her once again, while she tears his clothes off and fucks him, while screaming he's going to make her pregnant or she's going to kill him.

Avallac'h finally gets away from Ciri, when she drags him back down a 4th time and he finally fights back by punching her teeth out, then strangling her and smashing her face into the ground, while screaming he's going to kill her.

Most of the witnesses to this event, came in on the scene, as Avallac'h was hitting Ciri and did not see her attacking him first, making it VERY easy for Eredin to accuse Avallac'h of raping Ciri.

Shocked that such an old elf was stronger then she was, Ciri stops attacking and let's Avallac'h run away. The terrified elf flees in tears, only to be stopped by Ciri once again, who now orders him to not tell anyone what she did to him.

The rape happened in public, in front of dozens of witnesses, and humiliated Avallac'h fleed the public eye, locking himself in his lab, destroying his work, refusing to take orders from Auberon any more, and refusing to set foot outside again, absolutely totally traumatized. He takes to wearing a mask, because he becomes too ashamed to let any one see him.


Eredin witnesses the rape, sees Ciri tell Avallac'h not to tell anyone what she did, and starts the rumor that it was Avallac'h who raped Ciri, not the other way around, then takes fisstech that Avallac'h made and murders King Auberon, setting it up to look like Avallac'h did it after raping Ciri, in a jealous fit over Ciri's bedding with the king.

With Eredin shouting the king is dead and pointing the finger of murder at the last person seen running from the kings room (Ciri), every Elf in Tir na Lia, joins in to catch the girl, who flees to the only person she can trust, Avallac'h, and finds him too terrified of her after being raped by her, to dare let her near him.

While Ciri pounds on the door of Avallac'h's lab, desperately trying to get the traumatized elf to let her in, Eredin gathers up his soldiers, and attacks Ciri intending to kill her without trial as to not give her a chance to tell anyone the truth of Auberon's death (the truth being Ciri witnessed Eredin poison the fisstech and put it in the king's drink.)

With Avallac'h too terrified of his rapist to open the door for her and Eredin's soldiers bearing down on her, Ciri turns towards the river and tries to run for the lake, where she knows she'll be safe on the other side of the barrier Avallac'h put up around his palance.

Alone, with no one to turn to Ciri heads for Avallac'h's boat on the river, only to find it can not be moved without Avallac'h's magic flute.

Trapped on the boat, with Eredin now also on board, the boat, suddenly takes off on it's own, sailing out of the water through the sky, sending Eredin crashing to the shore, and carrying Ciri to the unicorns.

The last thing Ciri sees as she flees to a portal with Little Star Eyes, is Avallac'h casting a massive barrier around the entire planet, and calling the White Frost down on the Aen elle... the assumption here is that he killed everyone on the planet.... and that THIS is the same planet he takes geralt to in the game, in the quest Through Time and Space, where Avallac'h is the last surviving Aen Elle Elf, now that he's killed the rest, thus why Eredin and the Wild Hunt are now wraith attack Ciri's home planet.

There you go. THAT is why people hate Avallac'h. He does exactly NOTHING else in the novels.

Avallac'h is a VERY minor character, appearing on 3 pages in Chapter 7 of the novel Tower of Swallows and on a dozen more pages of chapter 5 of Lady of the Lake.

You never see him again in the novels.

Not before.

Not after.

In the novels, Avallac'h is nothing but a kind, loving friend to Ciri. He never hurts her, never tries to hurt her, never sexually abuses her, never tries to sexually abuse her, has no porn of her, is not masterbating over said porn of her, and the only reason people hate him, is because he is the ONLY person in the entire franchise, whom Ciri ever has sexual intercourse with, and that by her raping him.

People who hate Avallac'h, hate him because he had sex with Ciri, via Ciri raping him, and shattering their image that Ciri is a sweet wifu virgin.

In short, Avallac'h haters (who are predominantly male, spend the bulk of their time drawing nude Ciri fan art, and obsess obsessively over Ciri) hate Avallac'h simply because they want to stick their dick in Ciri, and Avallac'h got in her first, and when you come right down to it, they are angry because of how Avallac'h reacted to being raped. They are angry at Avallac'h, because he not only did not enjoy Ciri forcing herself on him, but he then beat her up to punish her for raping him.

If you pay attention to the complaints made by the average Avallac'h hater, they are also screaming hat Avallac'h has something wrong with him for not enjoying getting to be fucked by Ciri.

The habit of drawing Ciri porn, the brothel, the masterbating... that exists ONLY in the game and does not come from the novels. He's not nearly as sexual in the novels as he is in the game.



Even when accused of rape, blackmail, and murder, he openly admits to having done these things. Though he won't come out and say he does these thing, he also will not deny it if confronted about it...which is what is happening in this scene.
It is interesting to note here, that while Avallac'h does not deny raping Ciri, it is Ciri herself who jumps in, in this scene, to defend Avallac'h, attack Ge'els, and proclaim "I remember what he did to me and I also remember what you did..." We are left to not know what Ge'els did, as Ge'els is quick to change the subject and shut Ciri up. ..
Ciri continues on, stating that Avallac'h is her friend, the only person with the balls to stand up to The Wild Hunt or Eredin, and in spite of what happened between them in the past, the past is the past and there is nothing Ge'els or anyone else can do or say to make them turn on each other...
Avallac'h's hold over Ciri stuns Ge'els who turns to Geralt for someone to side with him against Avallac'h and Geralt just shrugs, for no matter how much he hates Avallac'h (which is quite a lot as Geralt wants Avallac'h dead) Geralt will not do anything to hurt Ciri and Ciri has made him promise not to hurt Avallac'h.

A side note here, if you are not familiar with the Witcher franchise, it is probably important to point out to you that the series suffers desperately from a bad case of male power, bitchy females being put in their place, and rapists on every page and at every turn. More then a dozen rapists grace the game, and that doesn't even scratch the surface of how many rapists there are in the novels. And while Avallac'h in the game is very tame and not shown to be that bad at all, Avallac'h in the novels, interestingly, is turned into TWO characters in the game: Avallac'h and Whoreson Junior.

Avallac'h as he appears in the novels, with his boneyard filled with thousands of bodies of his brutally murdered rape victims, is one of, if not the. most horrifying characters of the entire series. Ciri's discovery of the boneyard, is one of the most disturbing scenes of the entire Witcher franchise.... only one other character comes close to rivaling Avallac'h's extreme brutality of women, and that is whoreson Junior, a character who in the game, is built on an identical skeleton structure to Avallac'h, and wears almost identical tattoos, to the insane Elf wizard.

Many readers of the novels have pointed out that the only character in the game who in anyway even remotely resembles how Avallac'h acts in the books, is the games infamous serial killing, serial rapist crime lord gang leader, who is hands down the single most monstrous character of the franchise: Whoreson Junior.

Whoreson Junior is a game only character who did not appear in the novels and was created specifically to have a less evil Avallac'h in the game, by removing Avallac'h's most heinous crimes, and putting them on someone else.

In the novels Avallac'h is the character with a reputation for kidnapping young girls and raping them to death, then tossing their bodies aside in a boneyard behind his house. He does this to Ciri, but leaves her alive because she looks like Lara Dorren. Avallac'h keeps her as his prisoner, pet, and sex slave. He keeps her captive over a course of about 6 to 8 months, until she escapes during the chaso that is going on the night of King Auberon's death.

In the game Whoreson Junior is the character with a reputation for kidnapping young girls and raping them to death, then tossing their bodies aside in a boneyard behind his house. He does this to Ciri, but she lives, thanks to being rescued by Dandelion, who is helping her to look for a cure for the Uma Curse that has left Avallac'h crippled. Whoreson Junior keeps her as his prisoner, pet, and sex slave, until Dandelion's friend Dudu helps her escape.

The character Whoreson Junior in the game, was based off Avallac'h's dark side in the novels, and thus the one character of Avallac'h in the books, becomes the two character Avallac'h and Whoreson Junior in the game, allowing Ciri to have still been Avallac'h prisoner, but also making him not quite as evil, by having the worst things he did to her, now being done by a new additional character entirely.

Because it is a known fact that Whoreson Junior, is in fact Avallac'h's alter ego, there exists on Nexus mods, a mod that removes Whoreson Junior's texture file from the game and replaces it with Avallac'h's to make the game lore-friendly and canon to the novels.

Whoreson Junior, with some of his freshly killed rape victims, in what is one of the most horrifying and disturbing scenes of the entire game. Not seen in this picture, is the girl nailed to the room's door, and the 5 additional dead girls hanging from the ceiling, while even more girls lay chopped up and mutilated on the floor.
Originally, Avallac'h's dark alter ego, Whoreson Junior is seen as a separate character in the game... his appearance only slightly changed, him being made a human and with slightly different tattoos.

From Geralt's in game diary we learn...

While searching Cyprian's home den of iniquity. Geralt discovered the nickname "Whoreson" was in fact an understatement - something much stronger was needed to describe a man who delighted in murdering captive women.


In addition to blackmail, extortion, murder and torture, the list of Whoreson's crimes also included trying to harm Ciri. Geralt took this very personally and made the bandit pay for this last sin with his life.

The problem with Avallac'h's character in the novels is the fact that he is an autright villian with no redeamable traits, and yet, Ciri is attracted to him. 

To Americans Ciri's attraction to a viciously, violent man, who takes delight in sexually abusing women, while torturing them to death, and murdering them, while rapingthem, simply because he gets off on hearing them screaming and feeling thiem die while he fucks them... to the American mind this is something that throws every feminist advancment of female power under a bus. But it must be remembered that this novel is not written by an American, and was released in a country (Poland) that has no taboos in regards to sex or nudity, not even in children's picture books.

In Poland, a country where you'll find rape to be wide spread in real life, and where you'll also find women to be seen and not heard, women still in this day and age seen as meer sex toys that keep the house clean and raise babies... in Poland, you will also find picture books, published for toddlers, intent on teaching them to read and write, which feature images of full frontal nudity, and in the case of well over a dozen books published in 2017 alone - scene depicting graphic rape of children, in picture books market for an age group of 4 to 6 years old.

Very few books in Poland ever see an American release, and as shocking sexual and violent as the Witcher novels are for the average American reader, it must be realized that the witcher novels are among the tamest, least sexual, least violent books to ever come out of Poland.

While BDSM fetishes are taboo and underground in America and most of Europe, they are front and center to every day life in Poland, Germany, and France. The same 3 countries where nudist beaches are everywhere and clothes are optional, even when going to do your daily shopping.

Poland, like Germany and France is one of the single most liberal countries on the planet when it comes to things like sex, rape, and nudity. Keeping in mine that Poland also is one of the many countries in the world that has no age of consent and does not criminalize rape, or even see rape as a bad thing. Poland's lax view of rape, especially the fact that ground men raping boys and girls as young as 8 and 10, is not only seen as a good thing, it is encouraged as it is believed to help prevent divorce (thus why Poland's divorce rate is almost non-existent, while it's rape rate of children is the highest on the planet).

Because real world Poland of 2018, lives in a culture that turns a blind eye to public nudity and the constant, public, daily rape of children, Polish authors and Polish game developers come from a mind set that sees nothing wrong with a character like Avallac'h raping little girls. Thus the rape of Ciri is in both the books and the game, and no one but Ge'els and Geralt bat an eye at it. Why? Because in real world Polish culture, rape is not a crime and is seen as a god and normal part of a man's life. Murder on the other hand is a crime in Poland, and so that's where you see the line drawn in the game, and why the game has two characters who rape Ciri (Avallac'h AND his game only alter ego Whoreson Junior) instead of the one character (Avallac'h) in the novels.

By making Avallac'h in the game "only a harmless rapist" and putting his habit of murdering women while he rapes them, on a new character, the game devs solved the problem on Ciri's being in love with the man who raped her, without letting her be in love with a serial killer.

Thus the end result is a video game that turns a blind eye to rape, let's a rapist prance around as a primary good-guy hero, and sees nothing wrong with him being a man who rampantly runs around tearing women's clothes off. These things, are seen as evil an villaous to Americans, however, as Americans come from a Puritan culture that vilified nudity, imprisons rapists, it's therefore difficult for American viewers and readers to grasp the concept of a culture that doesn't see anything wrong with public nudity or rape. 

Leaving us with a Game that is sold as "E for Everyone" in Poland, but "M+18 for Mature Audiences Only" in America. And also leaves most American fans of the game viewing Avallac'h as a bad guy villain, while back in his native Poland he is seen as a good-guy hero.


And while we are on that topic... Did you know Gaunter O'Dimm (G.O.D.) and Avallac'h are the same person?

Have you ever wondered why the last thing Gaunter O'Dimm says when he dies is Elder Speech?

You are primitive. You think you've defeated me but you are wrong. I can't be killed, I will be back.

Do you know why is was Elder Speech? Have you read the novels? O'Dimm wasn't in novels, he was a different character in novels, but game devs didn't want to use same character twice in both main game and dlc so created O'Dimm - new character based off original - the character in the novels, who O'Dimm was is Avallac'h. Everything attributed to O'Dimm in the game, from controlling time, to granting wishes, is things Avallac'h did in the novels.

The quote is from the novels and is what Avallac'h says to Geralt in Tower of Swallows, when they are in the Cave of Time together.

Avallac'h is the Elder God, the one from whom all Elder Blood comes. It says in the novels, but game never does, you have to read the novels to find out.

In the novels Avallac'h wears a medallion of a snake eating it's tail. Ciri sees a statue of the same snake in King Auberon's bedroom and asks him about it. Auberon tells her that it is the symbol of time eternal, then explains that Avallac'h existed before time began and will continue to exist after time ends, explaining that he controls time and no one can hurt him or defeat him, thus why the Elves call him The Knowing One, for he knows everything from before the beginning and from beyond the end.

Avallac'h is time, thus why he can control it and how he could take Ciri from her home, keep her for 21 years, then return her back to her proper time. Avallac'h kidnaps Ciri when she is 12 years old, and returns her 4 years later at age 33. Thus how Ciri is 33 in the game and not 16 as she should be.

This is also why it the final boss battle at the end of the base game, you have no option to kill Avallac'h and can only let him walk away unharmed.


But back to what we was saying before, about Avallac'h's extreme levels of honesty and his inability to break a promise...

He will never break a promise, never back out of a contract, and never go back on his word... ANd he will not think twice about swiftly strangling you to death if you accuse him of breaking a promise, going back on his word, or breaking a contract.

And don't mention Lara... just... don't. He'll make you wish you were dead, and keep you alive as long as possible to make sure, you have a good long time to wish you were dead, and since he's more or less a time lord who can control the passage of time, he can damn will keep you alive for enos and happily torture you the entire time. It's what he does.

Though eternally patient with Ciri, (mostly) he has no patience for anyone else and expects everyone to drop everything and do exactly as he orders, the instant he orders it. Geralt doesn't like taking orders from Elves and especially not Avallac'h, so he takes his time getting around to doing what Avallac'h asks and is often bitched at by Avallac'h as a result. Normally Avallac'h would blast the brains out of a meer Human who defied him in this manner, but as Geralt is Ciri's father and Avallac'h would prefer Ciri not hate him, Avallac'h let's Geralt get away with things other Humans could not attempt.

In the game, fistek is never mentioned around him. In the books, he makes fistek, uses it, and forces both Auberon and Ciri to take it, there's a scene where we learn the best place to put it is up your vagina if you're female, under your foreskin if your male, AND, Avallac'h puts fistek (cocaine) in Ciri's perfume, lipstick, and eyeshadow, so that she is constantly soaking it into her skin, but she doesn't know it, because he never tells her he's doing it... though it does say that Avallac'h's servents strip her naked and shove it up her "delicate parts".

Auberon is not in the game. In the books Auberon displays extreme amounts of fear of Avallac'h and tells Ciri that he only agreed to have sex with her, something that was Avallac'h's idea, because the alternative was what Avallac'h had intended to do to her in his laboratory, which according to Auberon, was the last place she wanted to end up. Ciri is warned that Avallac'h both breeds Humans and does experiments on them, both involving the girls being tortured to death.

And... behind Avallac'h's laboratory (in the books) is a field, with THOUSANDS of human bones, THOUSANDS of human skulls. Victims of Avallac'h and his fury that Humans took Lara from him...Ciri discovers this in the scene when she is trying to escape Avallac'h.

And, while he has not nice things to say about Humans in the game, what he says about Humans in the books is well... let's just let him speak for himself:

"The phallic cult was typical for primitive civilizations. It could also serve as the birth of the theory that the human race is yielding to physical degeneration. Its forebearers had phalluses like clubs, but their descendants were left with ridiculous, vestigial little pricks."

~Avallac'h as he defaces ancient Human art by painting giant penises on them

Tower of Swallows

page 238


"Share? With you? Knowledge, my dear, is a privilege, and privileges are only shared with one's equals. And why would I, an Elf, a Sage, a member of the elite, share anything with a descendant of a creature that appears in the universe barely five million years ago, having evolved from an ape, a rat, a jackal, or some other such mammal? A creature that took a million years to discover that one can execute some sort of operation with a gnawed bone using it's two hairy hands? After which it shoved the bone up its rectum and shrieked for joy? Why indeed, do you dare to think I would share any knowledge at all with you, human? Tell me!"

Geralt wiped the rest of the shit from his boot.

~Avallac'h on why Humans are too stupid to be taught anything, after first throwing feces on Geralt

Tower of Swallows

page 239


"And you'll survive in those hats and britches, in order to return one day, dig holes and poke around these caves, to wreck and plunder. Ithlinne's Prophecy doesn't say so, but I know it. It's impossible to utterly destroy humans and cockroaches; at least one pair always remains."

~Avallac'h on why it's pointless to kill Humans though he kills them anyways because he can

Tower of Swallows

page 242


He was about to go, but she barred his way. His aquamarine eyes narrowed and Ciri understood she was dealing with a very, very dangerous elf. But it was too late to withdraw.

...

His hands shot towards her neck like snakes and squeezed like steel pincers. She understood that if he'd wanted to, he could have throttled her like a fledgling.

"Who are you to dare to defile her name in such a way? I know who you are. You are not the daughter of Lara. You are the daughter of Cregennan.Your ancestor stole my love from me, took her away from me, selfishly and arrogantly took Lara from me. But I shall not permit you, O his worthy daughter, to take the memory of her from me."

~ Avallac'h on why he's about to rape Ciri then kill her (except he then can't kill her because she looks like Lara)

Lady of the Lake

(from the rape scene) pages 179-180

Arrogance, thy name is Avallac'h and we worship thee.

:)

If you only knew Avallac'h from the game and never read the novels, then you have no clue how truely, psychotically evil Avallac'h really is.

Avallac'h: Our favourite psychopathic Elf.

Avallac'h is an alien space Elf wizard from a distant galaxy, with the power to travel through time and space via portals, and the ability to teleport any object from any place to any place else, including to teleport objects (people, pirate ships, clothes, etc) from one planet and send them to another planet. His favourite thing to teleport is clothes off of women as he walks by them.

In the game, Avallac'h has an Elf wife (Isilira), and a half-Elf girlfriend (Ciri, the adopted daughter of player character Geralt), an Elf mistress (Tulip), and he also has 2 Human lovers (Corinne Tilly and Margarita).

In both the books and the game, he is insanely in love of Lara Dorren and flies into violent fits of rage whenever anyone mentions her name.

In the books he hates Ciri because she looks like Lara.

In the game, he is obsessed with Ciri because she looks like Lara.

In the books, he has 3 she-elves living with him. None are named.

In the game, he has 1 she-elf living with him, and her name is Isilira.

And, we found a scene in the game of Avallac'h with 2 Succubi...

Geralt and Avallac'h, are supposed to here to kill Imlerith, but Avallac'h got distracted by the two Succubi that are... doing what Succubi do to men.... Geralt who is admittedly, himself sex crazy, is astounded by the endless 24 hours a day, levels of sex crazy that Avallac'h is, and is wondering: "Do you EVER stop, EVER?"

Viewer Question (from Twitch): Why are you so obsessed with Avallac'h?

Why Kalkstein? How did you get so obsessed with him?

Drive out of my driveway, head right until you get to the little side street named Walnut Street. Drive to the end. You can't miss it. The synagog of the French Orthodox Jews of Old Orchard Beach. 83% of the residents of Old Orchard Beach, Maine are Orthodox Jews of the Hasidic Judaism sect. (the kind that wear the big fur hats, long black coats, and the women dress near identical to Muslim women.)

The Hasidic Jews of Old Orchard Beach arrived in 1953, they were refugees from a French concentration camp. My friend Etiole was among them. Some )Etiole included) are still alive, though now in their 90s, these originals tell horror tales of what was done to them in the concentration camps.

As you may or may not know, Etiole is an old man who lives in the swamps of the Ross Forest, behind my house. I met him when I was 4 years old. What exactly he was before the concentration camps, I don't know, but he's an encyclopedia of knowledge on Jewish ritual magic, Kabbalism, and angels. It was through Etiole that I learned ritual magic, Kabbalism, and Enochian Angel magic. I spent 50 years training in Kaballism and Enochian Angel Magic under Etiole.

Because of my use of Jewish magic rituals, most Christians in the area classify me as a witch, because they have no understanding of Orthodox, Gnostic Christianity, and Jewish Mysticism. Indeed, I've yet to meet a Christian who called me a witch, who had read the Old Testament. I know, because I've asked every single one of them, and every one has said they didn't nor did they need to, citing that Jesus did away with the Old Testament.

I'm afraid we Gypsies rarely use the New Testament, and our family Bible dates from the 1400s, so it has 77 additional books not found in the King James Bible, many of those books in the Old Testament and most of them focused fully on communications with angels.

My family was Mormon, and the Mormon religion has more in common with Judaism (the religion of the Jews) than it does with Christianity. Thus as a child and teenager I was a 5th generation Mormon, raised in a community of Orthodox Jews of the Hasidic sect of Judaism.

Once you know this, you begin to understand why I have little ability to understand the white power hatred of Christianity and am unable to wrap my mind around the Christian concept of kill everything and everyone who is not white.

I was raised in a culture and a religion that preached love for all and peace, non-violence, and to shun the evils of owning weapons or doing harm. So, the Christian culture of hate everything, stockpile as many guns as possible, and toss a pillowcase on your head before you murder everyone in sight, is lost on me. It is no wonder the Christian are a culture that hates families and throws away their children at 18 and tosses their elderly in nursing home - they have no cultural tradition of loving others, so they can't even love their own families.

By their fruits, yea shall know them. Hate and sin come from evil, and evil is as evil does. Is there anything more evil then a Christian? Think about it. The 10 Commandments say Thou Shalt Not Kill, and yet Christianity preaches to kill all non-white, all non-Christian. That's not a culture of love, but a culture of hate.

Since 2001, the Ku Klux Klan, a division of the Baptist Church, and Christian organization, has murdered 37 members of my family.

And what has that to do with Kalkstein? A lot.

You see, in popular media (movies, novels, video games, etc) white Christians are dominate, in spite of the fact that in reality, that Christians make up only 27% of American population and only 13% of that 27% are white. In the real world, white Christians are as rare as hen's teeth, but you wouldn't know that from watching movies, reading novels, or playing video games.

All that said, it is rare that you see Kabbalism in any sort of media.

When I first played The Witcher, I was unaware that it was written by a Jewish author, made my Jewish game developers, or that the entire story was based off of real world Kabbalik folklore and featured a Kabbalist as a primary character.

The first thing you notice about Kalkstein - he's not white.

Generally if you encounter someone note white in pop culture, they are Black or Asian. But never Middle Eastern or Native American. Kalkstein is clearly Middle Eastern, a fact that is immediately identifiable by the colour of his skin.

But I never notice people's skin colour. I'm often talking to random strangers in the store, only to have Ben chide me afterwards for talking to a black person (Ben is both white and Christian) and I'll say: "Where they black? I didn't notice."

I didn't notice the colour of Kalkstein's skin until Ben pointed it out, the first time he saw a picture of Kalkstein which was 3 years after I started playing the game. That he was "not white" never occurred to me, seeing how I'm not prone to pay attention to the colour of someone's skin.

However I have a degree in Costume Making, Fashion History, and Theatrical Fashion Design and the first thing I always notice about people, is their clothes.

Jewish men, wear distinctive clothes. Most notably, the Tallit and the Tzitzit, both of which Kalkstein is wearing. It stands out fast, because even in the Jewish community, not many wear them, so when you see a man who is wearing them, you know not only is he Jewish, but he's a fundamentalist in his faith, or he wouldn't be weain those in public, as doing so, can get a Jewish man killed. This was as true in Medieval times as it is today.

I immediately identified with Kalkstein the instant I saw him, because his robes are made out of a Tallit and a Tzitzit hangs from his belt. These things instantly mark him as not only Jewish, but Orthodox Jewish and thus a very strict Jew who holds to traditions I grew up with and understand.

The fact that the game designers took the trouble to design his clothes accurately to a real world medieval Jewish man, intrigued me, because, think about it... how many characters do you see in video games, books, or movies, who you can identify their religion just by looking at them? Not many, and often the facts are very wrong.

It was not until the quest looking for the ten Seripoths that I realized just how much accuracy of detail the game devs took in making this character. Seripoths are a central part of Kabbalism.

Kalkstein quickly became not only my favourite character in The Witcher game, he first became my favourite character from anything - game, book, movie, or otherwise. Simply because I so rarely see accurate portrayals of my culture in fictional media.

And then you find out more about his backstory. Though a human, he lives in the non-human district of Visima, because he has been cast out of human society for the sin of being born a Jew.

So you could ask, why does he not live with other Jews? He's also gay, a fact he openly admits in one of the very first scenes of him, and thus he is also cast out of his Jewish society as well. In love with the Elven sorcerer (Avallac'h) who built the tower in the swamps, and tells a story of having been his lover while helping him (Avallac'h) build Lara Dorren, only to be devastated when the mage left him for Lara. He goes on to say that Lara was an evil bitch who used the mage, then left him for a human, and the heartbroken mage locked himself in the tower and killed himself, thus we learn from Kalkstein how Avallac'h died. And we see Kalkstein, now himself a raving madman, his life torn apart by his obsession for one goal: to resurrect the dead mage. Sadly Kalkstein died in Witcher 3, just 3 weeks before the Ugly Baby Quest that sees Avallac'h's wraith finally restored to his body once again and Kalkstein is never reunited with his lover.

Kalkstein is a well written character. You see a man torn between his religion and his heart, and cast from his native society because of who he chose to love, then cast from the rest of society simply because of his race.

Growing up in a largely Jewish community, I've seen gay man cast from their homes, shunned by their families, treated as dead. Kalkstein very well portrays what life is like for real gay men in Jewish society.

And this comes from novels written 30 years ago, from a time period when publishers wouldn't even consider letting a gay character see the light of day.

Kalkstein is a very early portrayal of a gay character in fiction, one of the very first gay characters portrayed accurately and not as a stereotyped "gay best friend" and also one of the very few accurately portrayed Kabbalist Jewish characters.

He is a very unique character and I felt strong kinship with him. I identified with him. I understand his life, I know what it is to be cast out by first your own people for not being exactly what the family religion says you must be, and then cast by society as whole simply for the blood your ancestors had.

There are not many characters in fiction, whom I can relate to or identify with. Most come from cultures, traditions, religions, and societies that I can't even begin to wrap my mind around. It is rare that I find a character whos life mirrors my own to the point that I can say: "I know how he fells"... Kalkstein is one of those rare characters, and for many years, he remained my favourite character in fiction, not just in the Witcher series, for that reason... he only dropped from 1st place when I found yet another character in the Witcher series whose life even more closely mirrored my own, to the point it was frighteningly identical... Avallac'h

We are Gypsies. Contrary to common belief, Gypsies are a distinctive race, with a unique bloodline, that has distinctive and unique DNA. We are in no way related to Romani or Irish Travellers who are descended from Spain (Romani) and Italy (Irish Travellers)

A Gypsy, a REAL Gypsy, is descendant of the group of Hebrews the Prophet Daniel lead out of Persia, under the reign of King Darius. While in Persia, many of the Hebrew priests took Persian women (priestesses of Baal) as their wives and many of these men converted to the religious practices of their wives. When they returned to Judea, these men were told by the Levite that they could not re-enter the tribe unless they divorced their gentile wives and half-blood children.

The men who refused to abandon their families, took their wives and children and wandered the desert. They abandoned their Jewish faith and adopted instead their wives' faith, and became known as The Magi. They are one of what Jewish people today refer to as "The Lost Tribes of Israel".

Seen as a band of evil pagans, witches, alchemists, and sorceress, the Magi were not welcomed in any city they entered and continued to wander the world homeless, until they reached Egypt.

They were welcomed into Egypt where they became known as The Gypsies which means "The People Who Live With the Egyptians". They lived there many centuries before moving to Mongolia, then Scandinavia, and finally Alba (Scotland).

In the 1530s they were gathered up by the British and loaded onto a slave ship, which marooned them in what is now Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

We have continued to live on the shores of Old Orchard Beach , Maine since that time. I still live on the original settlement land, which is located at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

We Gypsies have many "Jewish" similarities, because of our heritage, including that men wear braided locs, women cover their heads with veils, we hold a stronger connection to the Old Testament of the Bible then the New Testament of the Bible, ritualistic habits regarding what we wear and eat, large families, Kosher diets, and the practice of Kabbalism and Angel Magic. We are often mistaken for being Jewish because of our strict lifestyle.

Though we have customs, traditions, and beliefs that are very similar to those of Jewish society, the Orthodox Jews of Old Orchard Beach shun us Gypsies, seeing us as wat they refer to as "heathens", "gentiles", and "infidels". (Old Orchard Beach is a town run by Orthodox Jews and 83% of the residents of Old Orchard Beach, Maine are Orthodox Jews of the Hasidic Judaism sect.

Why Avallac'h? You got more obsessed with him then you did Scrooge or Sesshomaru!

Yes... I did. Way more obsessed then with Scrooge or Sesshomaru... and faster too. And if you go back and watch my first playthrough of Witcher see you can watch me have full blown meltdowns... one when I find out Kalkstein died and another when told Avallac'h is the final boss of the game and you have to fight him next.

In both cases I stopped the game and was several weeks picking it back up. It took me 3 weeks to go from killing Eredin to turning the game back on to head to the tower, and it took me 7 months after reaching Kalkstein's dying words of "Radovid sucks flaccid cock" to turning the game back on and continuing on with Witcher 3.

I DID take Kalkstein's death VERY hard, and lept on his lover Avallac'h immediately as a result. That is exactly what happened.

Part of why I like Avallac'h is because of the extreme levels of accuracy that went into his character... if you didn't know, Avallac'h's character was based off of Middle Eastern Gypsy culture. Everything from his clothes to his hair to his religion to his diet to his magic practices to his personal family life, mirrors near exactly to real world Gypsy culture.

Do you have any idea how rare a thing it is to see Gypsies portrayed in fiction ACCURATELY? 9 times out of 10 Gypsies in fiction are nothing but white trash, slutty assed, belly dancing whoreish bimbo prancing the boobs and booty around. Immoral, indecent, and a total mockery of everything real Gypsies stand for.

Like Kalkstein, I can identify with Avallac'h because his fictional life is based off my own culture's real habits, traditions, customs, and religion. It makes it easy for me to understand why he says and does the things he says and does.

Not in books or game, but in interviews with the author and game devs, Avallac'h is said to have been designed to look, dress, and act culturally/ethnically/religiously accurate to a Medieval era devout Muslim Gypsy of Moroccan/Persian/Iranian origin, thus why the pyate (braided locs) in his hair, keeping his head covered during certain situations, refusing food on certain days, the strict meatless and alcohol free diet, and the historically accurately places tears & stitches are on his clothes.

But with Avallac'h there was much more then just his culture and religion for me to identify with. There was is age, his health issues, and the elder abuse he lives with at the hands of those much younger then him. These things triggered nerve points with me.

By 1272, the time of the game, Avallac'h has been living on the run from racist terrorists for 21 years, now a wandering vagabond, he no longer has access to decent living conditions, regular food or water, a place to sleep, or any sort of doctors, and he has been captured, tortured, and beaten quite badly many times during this period.

How he is treated by racists.... I know how that feels. Being homeless for years because of bigots? A bomb blew up my house and I lived under a 6'x8' tarp for 9 years.

In the game he suffers from health side effects of his recent poor living conditions and multiple times being tortured. In the game he is described as "crippled", "weak", "invilade", "lame", is said to constantly be in pain and over all is simply "suffering" often in too much pain to get out of bed or even stand.

He suffers from tremors, his hands shake and he's described has having "violently twitching fingers" a side effect of "nerve damage", a result of being tortured.

He's also described as having poor eyesight due to having "frozen pupils that do not react to light", also a result of tortue.

I have Parkinson's, I know how difficult is is to live with tremors in my hand. I had a stroke in 2010, and lost the normal use of my left hand, making it even more difficult to move.

He walks very slowly, unable to run, often walks aided by a staff, and is seen grabbing hold of furniture to steady himself when trying to walk inside. Outside, without his staff, he walks in a slow, staggered, zig-zag motion (see the scene when he and Geralt are walking through the desert, the only time we see him try to get up and walk around for any length of time).

He can not stand for long to a time and frequently sits down to rest.

2013 I was attacked by KKK members who left me for dead - I was paralyzed for 5 months and 18 months relearning to walk. In 2016 they did it again, this time rupturing 3 discs in my spine and leaving me crippled for the rest of my life, thus why you see me in bed when I play games.
When I do walk, which is rare, I require a cane on good days, a walker on bad days, and a wheelchair on very bad days.

My injuries are also a large part of why I formed my extreme fandom of Avallac'h, a character who suffers from injuries near identical to my own, and for reasons quite similar. I identified with him very strongly, both because he suffers from disabling tremors, near blindness, and because he's spent a large portion of his life living with brutal racism at the hands of hate filled Humans who left him crippled, traumatized, and suffering PTSD.

There are very few characters in fiction, whose lives mirror my own, thus I have trouble identifying with most fictional characters. It is unusual to find elderly characters in fiction, rarer still to find senior citizens portrayed with any real accuracy to what their life is like. Avallac'h is cast aside, forgotten, and constantly left behind because he can not keep up with the younger people around him. He's constantly struggling to keep up with people he thought were his friends, only to be cast aside again and again because he's too old, too sick, and too weak to keep up with them.

A younger me, probably would not have sympathized or identified with such a character. A younger me did not yet have my eyes opened to the hash realities of how difficult life is for someone too old, too sick, and too weak to be considered either wanted, needed, or lovable.

A younger me could not have identified with an elderly character continually cast aside by everyone he loves. But I am now myself elderly and find that the way Avallac'h is treated by those around him is EXACTLY the way real world elderly people are treated. It's exactly the way people in my own life treat me.

The scene after the Battle of Kaer Morhen - Ciri and Geralt, leave Avallac'h alone - knowing full well he's only just woken up from a comma, is horribly crippled, and is in need of medical attention - and they abandon him, leave him alone, and tell him to meet up with them later. That is the most evil, most cruel, most hateful, most cold heart thing Ciri does to Avallac'h in the entire series.

Both characters are introduced together. Avallac'h and Ciri join the game at the same time and in that scene you've not yet had a chance to get to know either of them as they've both just been dropped in the game: one dying and in a coma, the other a whiny, bratty, annoying bitch demanding everyone kiss her ass... and the first thing out of her mouth first time you see her, is to tell Geralt that Avallac'h was too sick to keep up with her so she left him behind to go find Triss. And now we see him in a coma and her leaving him behind yet again.

Yes, I did hate Ciri straight from the first time the bitch opened her mouth in Isle of Mists, and I hadn't even yet met Avallac'h in the game. And her actions throughout the game just showed her to be a shittier and shitter person every time she showed up on screen... and then after finishing the game, I read the novels and found out how truly evil a bitch she really was.

That scene in Kaer Morhen alone shows her as a cruel, evil, self-centered, heartless bitch. Leaving someone behind, because they are injured? I'm sorry, but I was raised a Mormon, and Ciri's the type of bitch Jesus warned about in his story of the good Samaritan. I spit on shit bitches like Ciri in my everyday life, so I'll certainly do the same when I encounter them in fiction. That scene bonded my identifying with Avallac'h first time I saw it - a full year before I read the novels and found out how increadibly shity a character Ciri really was.

Ciri is your typical young rich bitch, demanding everyone worship at her feet, ready to kill anyone who dares say she's not wearing the correct shade of nail polish. She is cold and callous, caring nothing for those around her, and is quick to take advantage of anyone who is old, sick, crippled, injured, or weak.

While Avallach loves her and is willing to do anything for her, Ciri takes advantage of the fact that he's old and alone and desperately wants someone to love him. She uses and abuses him horribly. In the novels, she beats him up and rapes him.

Were Ciri a real person, she'd be in prison for her horrific levels of elder abuse she inflicts on Avallac'h. And sadly, I know what it is like to be someone subjected to this kind of elder abuse.

I know EXACTLY what it's like to be paralyzed, bedridden, unable to walk, and suddenly have the person you love and trust turn their back on you and leave you alone, even though you are injured and in desperate need of medical care.

Had I discovered the Witcher series when I was younger or before becoming crippled, Avallac'h likely would NOT have been a character I identified with.

I am someone who spent the first 40 years of my life rarely indoors, always outside in nature, working in my gardens, hiking in the forest, jogging on the beach, horseback riding. Now I can't get out of bed most days and am only able to "go outside" via video games and living life through fictional character who can go outside in the game.

The sad reality of becoming a senior citizen is you've outlived every one who really did love you and lived long enough to learn no one who you thought loved you really did, because they quickly left and abandoned you soon as you were unable to keep up with them and so you got left behind when you fell behind.

I play video games and roam Twitch chat, because video game characters and fellow gamers on Twitch are the only people I have left to spend time with.

While I found Kalkstein many years ago and obsessed over him for a long time... I only discovered Avallac'h in February 2018 - the first time I played through the Ugly Baby quest... and I instantly felt a bond to him, unlike any bond I ever felt with any character, because his lifestyle, his religion, his customs, his traditions, his beliefs, his health, and how young people whom he cares deeply for treat him, mirrors near exactly my own life on alarming levels.

The thing that drew me to Avallac'h the most, was his backstory with Lara Dorren and how he became a wraith...

Who is The Wraith of Morehog?

In real world Scandinavian folklore - the Wild Hunt was a group of undead elves, lead by The Wraith of Moorhogg; they traveled between worlds to kidnap human children, then days later would return those children as adults (stories like Rip Van Winkle are based on Wild Hunt legends).

In the Witcher Universe, the Wraith of Morehog is an ancient Elder God who lives in the caves under the Skellige islands. He is considered the primary god of Skellige, whom the other lesser gods (Freya, Hemdall, etc) answer to.

When you travel through Skellige, you will often encounter villagers who use the exclamation "By the Wraith of Morehog!" similar to how real people say "Oh my god!"

Avallac'h is the Witcher version of The Wraith of Moorhogg - if you listen to background characters talking in Skellige villages, you'll hear several talk about having seen The Wraith of Moorhogg on the far isles (Pali Gap where Avallac'h's lab is)

In the novels it was Avallac'h, not Eredin who lead the Wild Hunt. Geralt knows this. Geralt is fully aware who Avallac'h is and what he does - that's why in the game Geralt said "keep an eye on Avallac'h, he's not a friend"

The game however, tells us that Avallac'h was the Hunt's mage, cast out and now seen as a traitor, Caranthir replaced him. Avallac'h was the one leading the Hunt before Eredin took over.

In both the novels and the game, the Druids of Skellige warn people not to hurt nature, not to kill animals, and not to kill monsters; to not eat meat, to stray from drinking alcohol, and to live a life at one with nature, respecting all life. They claim these are things they were taught by the Wraith of Morehog. They cite that committing such crimes will anger the Wraith of Moorehog and cause him to bring down Rag Na Roog (the 2nd Conjunction of Spheres aka the Apocalypse) on the world.

The Wraith of Morehog is an undead Elf, whom died of a broken heart, became a wraith, and now haunts the caves, tunnels, caverns, beaches, elven ruins, and forests of Skellige in search of a replacement for his dead lover. He is rumored to be the first Elder Blood, from whom all Elder Blood comes.

Though mentioned throughout the series, the identity of The Wraith of Morehog remains a mystery until Chapter 7 of the 6th book of the novel series: Tower of Swallows, when Geralt receives a message from the Druids, begging him to come to their forest.

When Geralt arrives, he is greeted by terrified Druids who inform him that The Wraith of Morehog has made contact with them, and that he, the Wraith, The Knowing One, has asked directly to speak with Geralt in regards to Ciri. They direct Geralt to a cave and instruct him to leave his sword outside and enter with caution, as the Wraith can not tolerate the presence of weapons and normally will not talk to murderers, killers, or anyone who has shed innocent blood.

Aware that he is about to meet the ancient Elder God whom is worshiped by the Druids of Skellige, Geralt does as he is told, leaves his weapons with Regis and heads into the cave.

In the cave he meets a old Elf who is painting purple bisons on the wall. Geralt notes that the elf appears dead, is overly thin, has a hollow face with exaggerated cheekbones, has skeletal features, hovers several inches over the ground as he walks, and is surrounded by a glowing green wraith-halo. He also notes that the wraith has a flesh body and appears to be unaware of his own death.

The Wraith of Morehog introduces himself to Geralt as: "I am Crevan Espane aep Caomhan Macha but you may call me by my alias, Avallac'h."

What is a Wraith?

A Wraith is an undead creature, similar to a ghost, but able to appear in the form of a flesh body. A Wraith results when a person dies of loneliness, suicide, or a broken heart and than did not receive a proper burial.

A person becomes a wraith when they are so sad that they die from grief and their soul has sunk so deep in depression and the depths of utter despair, that they can not see any hope of happiness. Their soul becomes trapped in an aura of ever growing sadness. The sadness becomes a pin, trapping the soul at the place of their death.

Older, more powerful wraiths, are able to appear as they did in life, causing the illusion that they are still alive, and are also able to leave their place of death to travel.

Wraiths haunt graveyards, houses, ruins, caves, swamps, and brackish water locations.

A Wraith is the embodiment of sadness, a specter trapped between the land of the living and the land of the death, they will not move on to the realm of the dead until after someone who loves them, finds their bones and buries them.

Wraiths often are unaware they have died and continue to live out their life as though they were still alive.

Wraiths fear light and keep to dark areas, rarely emerging in daytime. If seen when the sun is up, they wear hoods and masks to cover their faces.

They are commonly seen at night wandering through graveyards carrying lamps.

Wraiths are sometimes described as high-class Writes with more mobility.

Also known as Soul Beckoners or Soul Eaters, they are said to feed off the souls of the living, unintentionally draining the life out of the living, in an attempt to feel alive again.

Desert Wraiths roam desert regions and are people who died in sand storms and were forgotten by their loved ones.

An Orb Wraith occured when several people were murdered, or died together, such as a mass suicide ritual, resulting in many souls rising at once and merging together into a single, multi-souled Wraith.

Many Wraiths become evil, as their sadness grows and evolves into hate. Once a Wraith realizes they are dead and that no one loved them enough to bury them, many of them become consumed with hate and thoughts of vengeance. They will often attach themselves to the soul of the person they loved and wreck havoc in their lives.

Others, like Avallac'h, died after the one they loved died, and remain at the grave of the loved one unable to move on, not realizing that they themself are now dead as well. 

A Wraith of this type will stay at the grave of their loved one for centuries, never leaving until such a time as a blood kin of their loved one is born, whom they mistake for being their loved one reborn. The Wraith will then leave the grave an attach itself to the kin of their loved one, haunting them instead of the grave.

The Wraith of Morehog aka: Avallac'h, The Undead Wraith Who Haunt's Lara's Grave and How He Became That Way.

*Avallac'h seen here in Child of the Elder Blood, trying to think of how to word his answer, as Geralt demands an explanation for the things he, Yennefer, and Ciri found in Avallac'h's Udvik lab.**Avallac'h seen here in Child of the Elder Blood, trying to think of how to word his answer, as Geralt demands an explanation for the things he, Yennefer, and Ciri found in Avallac'h's Udvik lab.*

If one has read the novels, one knows that the reason Avallac'h can not be fought or killed in the Final Boss battle of the game, is because Avallac'h is a wraith, who long again died of a broken heart and lives in an enteral state of undeath. He takes on a life-like flesh form, when he leaves Lara's grave.

The story behind Avallac'h and his love for Lara was this...

Though he rarely speaks of it and generally tries to hide it from everyone, Elves and Humans alike, Avallac'h was a genetic scientist, from about 5,000 years into Geralt's future. Avallac'h specialized the radical gene splicing experiments.

The novels and the game differ in what he does and why.

According to the game, he leads a breeding program that has set out to create a mutated race of super beings. 

In the cutscene when Geralt is interrogating him, Avallac'h starts to say that he has been kidnapping prime specimens and breeding them... he stops mid sentence, becomes frightened, and backs away from Geralt, while stammering over his words and then completely changes what he was saying, this time stating that he "brought lovers together to create specially designed children, after years of selective breeding."

The game implies that many Elven mages were involved in this program that was intended to develop a formidable race of super beings, and that Avallac'h headed this project.


**HOWEVER**...

In the novels, Avallac'h worked alone, and there was no organized group of mages running a gene development project.

In the novels, Avallac'h is portrayed as a very rare mutated Elf. The last of the fully pure, purest or the pure-blooded Elves. A race known as The Elder Elves.

According to the novels, the more the Elves mixed with Humans, the less magically inclined they became. Elder Elves became seen as Elder Gods, because they possess immense god-like powers, due to their pure, untainted Elder Blood.

Avallac'h was the last of the male Elder Elves, and became incredibly lonely, and was very frustrated by the fact that he had no one understood him, understood what it was like to leave with god-like powers, in a world where few possessed any powers at all. Seeking to have a companion like himself, Avallac'h, formerly a powerful mage, turned to scientist, becoming a mad scientist, and spending 700 years on a project to clone himself and create a mate. 

Avallac'h was ruthless in his experiments, caring nothing for the Elves he used in them. He took to kidnaping pregnant she-Elves and harvesting their embrioes, then injecting the embrioes with his own blood. It was through this, that Avallac'h gained his reputation for being evil. The end result of this 700 year project, was Lara Dorren.

Avallach with Lara DorrenAvallach with Lara Dorren

Lara was created from an embryo Avallac'h took from Shandell, King Auberon's wife, making Auberon, Lara's biological father. All of Avallac'h's experimental test subjects prior to Lara died before reaching adulthood.

Once he had Lara, Avallac'h stopped his experiments, content in the knowledge that he had created a mate for himself. Avallac'h had no intention of continuing the breeding program, and only sought to have a happy family life with his self-created-test-tube wife Lara.

Other Elves, namely King Auberon, saw Lara as the beginning of great things. Because Lara came from his own blood, King Auberon, was convinced he could create an army of super soldiers to take over the universe.

A breeding program was set up, with many Elven mages taking over Avallac'h's work, and creating the giant-super powered Elven soldiers known as The Wild Hunt, who were essentially, the same thing to the Elves, that Witchers were to the Humans.

Auberon, seeing that Avallac'h was unwilling to help in this program, took Lara away from him and blackmailed Avallac'h into heading the genetic program that was building Wild Hunt super soldiers, under the promis Lara would be returned to him after Avallac'h helped King Auberon on his mission to conquer Human worlds. Avallac'h was thus forced to open the portals between worlds, allowing the Aen Elle to jump from planet to planet mass murdering Humans everywhere they went.

Opening these portals, resulted in rips in the fabric of time, that allowed the White Cold of deep space to seep into the world and destroy it with massive blizzards.

Horrified by the discovery of the damage he had caused, Avallac'h set out to find a way to undo the damage and stop the White Frost. He concluded that Lara had the power to do so, and tried to convince her to seal up the tears in time, to seal the rips and stop the White Cold from coming in.

However, in her time away from Avallac'h, living with Auberon, Lara had grown cold, shallow, and heartless. She cared nothing for helping others and was now a powerful sorceress, seeking power for power's sake, drunk on her ever growing lust for more power. Lara met Creaggan, a powerful Human mage and lured him into her power driven frenzy.

Together Lara and Creaggan, became an unstoppable Bonnie and Clyde-like criminal duo.

Horrified by the crime duos planet hopping crime spree, Elves and Humans alike, rose up against Lara, to try to stop her. During this time, another Elf Illthille, rose to power and prophesied of a time soon to come when all worlds would perish, and could only be saved when a White Wolf rose to power and a Child of the Elder Blood helped him to defeat The White Cold. 

Avallac'h became a devout follower of Illthiline's Prophecy, complete changing his life, and now turning his experiments around in his search for a way to use Lara's gene to defeat the White Frost.

Lara meanwhile fell in love with Creaggan and started her extreme radical Human Rights social justice warrior protests, of slaughtering Elves to save Humans.

Avallach with Lara DorrenAvallach with Lara Dorren

At first Avallac'h laughed at this, stating that Lara was an unruly child with a fiery temper and would soon give up on her Human Rights program, once she learned how short lived and insignificant Humans were. Avallac'h also stated, he didn't care if Lara cheated on him with Creaggan, because Creaggan would die in another 60 years and by than Lara would have come to her senses would return to him.

Avallac'h fully believed that Auberon would let him have Lara back, and that Lara would willingly want to come back. Avallac'h stated quite plainly that Lara would return to him and they would go back to a quiet family life, with her as his wife and the mother of his children.

Lara Dorren's grave in Avallac'h's Velen HideoutLara Dorren's grave in Avallac'h's Velen Hideout... When you find this tomb in the game, pay careful attention to the set of bones laying on top of the coffin... this is Avallac'h. After burying Lara here, Avallac'h laid on the coffin and never moved again. It is unknown how he died. The novel hints both to suicide and the fact that he starved to death.

When you find this tomb in the game, pay careful attention to the set of bones laying on top of the coffin... this is Avallac'h. After burying Lara here, Avallac'h laid on the coffin and never moved again. It is unknown how he died. The novel hints both to suicide and the fact that he starved to death.

Through out all of this, Avallac'h never strayed from his original desire. He was the last male of his species and wanted nothing more then to have a family like everyone else.

His dream of ever having a family was shattered, when Lara announced she was pregnant with Creaggan's baby. It was on this news that Avallac'h destroyed his work, burning his centuries of notes, and trashing his labs, before retreating underground, heartbroken and devastated.

Three versions of how Lara died, exist: one which states that Humans rose up and murdered Lara and Creaggan. One which says Elves rose up and murdered them. And one which says that in a fit of rage, Avallac'h himself murdered them.

In Chapter 7 of Tower of Swallows, Geralt meets Avallac'h hidden away in the deep depths of a cave system that leads to underground Elven ruins. Upon realizing that this is the ancient Elder  God Elf from the legends, Ciri's ancestor, the one from whom all Elder Blood flows, Geralt questions the old Elf as to how Lara really died. 

Avallac'h retells the tale of how he created Lara, how Auberon took her from him, how the Wild Hunt came to exist, how Lara left for Creaggan, and then shows Geralt Lara's grave, which is the location they are in now and the spot Avallac'h has remained, these past 200 years since her death.

Avallac'h tells Geralt that parts of all three stories are true. That he was there when Lara died, that Elves did kill Lara, that Humans also killed her. According to Avallac'h, an angry mob of Elves and Humans banded together to burn Creaggan at the stake and torture Lara. 

Avallac'h states that he tried to save them, but was only able to save their half-Elf baby, which he initially intended to raise, but after being attacked by his own people, he took the baby to the royal family and switched it with the real royal baby, thus how Ciri came to be born in said royal family.

Avallac'h tells Geralt he could not separate the lovers in life and would not separate them in death, so buried Lara and Creaggan in a single coffin, their bodies forever locked in a loving embrace. He said originally they were buried in his own family crypt, but Elves tried to destroy the graves, so he moved them to Creaggan's family crypt, but there Humans tried to destroy the graves, so Avallac'h took the bodies and hide them here in these Elven Ruins where no one ever came and no one would find them. 

Geralt notes that bones lay on the coffin, a fact that Avallac'h completely ignores as he goes back to painting purple bison and giant penises on the walls of the cave.

Easy to miss is the fact that after burying Lara, Avallac'h lay down on the coffin and never got up. Though Avallac'h is aware 200 years have passed since Lara's death, he seem oblivious to the fact that he's not left her side in that time and has no need to eat any more. Avallac'h remains unaware that he has died.

Avallac'h went on to spend the next 200 years, sitting at the grave, guarding it, not allowing anyone near it, himself becoming a Wraith, but not realizing that he has long ago died.

The novels show Avallac'h as deeply depressed and suicidal, he even comes right out and says to Geralt that he longs to die, but also states he fears to die, for there is no one who loves him, no one to bury him, and he fears becoming a Wraith.

Geralt questions if the Elf is dead or alive, states is is unable to tell if the Elf is alive and near starving to death, or if the Elf has long ago died and not yet come to realize he is dead.

Geralt notes that Avallac'h's body is shrouded in a glowing halo of light, and that Avallac'h hovers in the air, his feet not touching the ground, that his body is overly thin, and that it appears Avallac'h starved to death from going years without eating. 

Avallac'h in the novels is described as a Wraith, or Specter, a dead Elf, unaware of his own death, who guards the grave of his dead lover, and who later takes on a life-like flesh form when with Ciri.

The scene at Lara's grave in Tower of Swallows, the scene which introduces Avallac'h to the readers, implies that Avallac'h is dead, and that he had died of a broken heart, while pining away at Lara's grave, some 200 years prior to Ciri's birth. 

The fact that Avallac'h is a Wraith was also given as the reason behind his extremely prominent cheekbones, gaunt skeletal appearance, and why he does not eat.

Avallac'h only leaves Lara's grave to return to the world of the living, upon the discovery that Ciri looks identical to Lara, has the same powers as Lara, and possesses Lara same unruly child, fiery temper.  It appears, Avallac'h remains fully unaware that he has died.

Avallac'h leaves Lara's grave and becomes Ciri fierce protector and bodyguard, because he believes Ciri is Lara reborn. With Ciri in his life, Avallac'h picks up where he left off, trying to get Ciri to be his wife and bear his children so he can return to the family life he originally wanted. Once again, however, King Auberon steps in and destroys Avallac'h's hope of happiness.

It is assumed that Ciri is aware Avallac'h is a Wraith. This is implied in the game, during the scene at the Scoia'tael camp, when Geralt tells Ciri she should not trust Avallac'h, stating Avallac'h will eventually demand something from her. Ciri responds with "Avallac'h is different" then turns away from Geralt and says Geralt doesn't understand why she can trust that Avallac'h will never hurt her and never force her to do anything against her will, why she knows he is the only person she can trust.


In the Witcher universe, Wraith are generally evil spectars created out of deep sorrow and bound to earth by their bodies having been left unburied. It is also stated that love can free a Wraith of what binds it to its place of death. Elsewhere we are told not all Wraith are evil and that some Wraith, will bind themselves to their kin and act as their guardian spirits and protectors.

This scene in the game, implies that Ciri is aware Avallac'h is a Wraith and that he's now been freed of Lara's grave, and has bound himself instead to Ciri as her guardian and protector. This scene also implies that Ciri does not wish any one to know Avallac'h is dead or that he's a Wraith.

In both the novels and the game, we see Avallac'h can be injured and fell pain. In the Trial of Grasses scene, we see him crippled and go into a coma. As first these things were contradict that he is long dead, until one searches the nature of Wraiths.

Wraith are different then ghosts and often are unaware they have died. They continue to live as though they are alive, because of the belief that they are alive. Their mind is so convinced they still live, that they will also continue to suffer from physical harm and feel pain.

A Wraith can seemingly be killed, but will always wake back up.

In fact, we saw Uma die in the Trial of Grasses, then moments later Uma vanished and Avallac'h's Elven body reappeared.

Pay attention to the first few moments you see Avallac'h. The scene while he is still naked.. he also has the same green glow, that all other wraiths in the game have, hovering around his body. This green Wraith glow vanishes when he waves his hand and casts a spell to make it invisible once again.

Avallac'h's being unaware that he is already dead, he thus suffers serious injury during the Trail of Grasses... and yet... in spite of being crippled and unable to walk, a result of his injuries... we she Avallac'h during Vesimier's funeral, seemingly unaffected by his injuries.

The scene of Avallac'h at Vesemir's funeral is baffling to most viewers as he goes from comatose and struggling to stand, to suddenly moving fluidly across a steep mountain to pray over a dead Witcher.


This shows us that not is all what it seems with Avallac'h, for while he seemingly can be injured, he also can, at least momentarily, mentally break from of those injuries. Avallac'h is a formidable powerful creature, but he is also so traumatized and depressed over Lara's death, and so paranoid and fearful for Ciri's safety, that his emotions get in the way of his full manifesting his powers. 

If you pay careful attention to what is being said in the game... you well see Avallac'h's corpse. For a brief moment the game shows you the dead Elf's crumbling, unburied bones, that have been left unburied for centuries, as no one knows he has dies and also no one cared when he disappeared so no one ever went looking for him to discover he was dead. Left unburied, Avallac'h became a Wraith.

In another scene in the game, we find Avallac'h's corpse, now long turned bones. During the quest Wandering in the Dark, Geralt and Keira head to Avallac'h's Velen hideout in search of the mysterious masked Elf.

When you find Keira in the game, she tells you that she was awoken on night by a mysterious masked Elf arriving at her door and asking for help.

Loot her bathroom just then, you'll find a book on the bench, which she said the Elf gave her. It's called "Elven Sages". Read the book you'll be told that Sages were rare mutant Elves who were long ago mass murdered, and ONLY ONE escaped: Ida.

The book ends by telling you that rumors exist that a 2nd Sage, a male, has been sighted in caves, ruins, and graveyards, leading to the belief that possibly a 2nd Sage still lives.

Later when you talk to Ida herself, during Ugly Baby Quest, and give her the words of the Uma Curse, she becomes horrified, and terrified, then tells you it's an ANCIENT CURSE - one that had been cast CENTURIES ago to trap an evil Sage. She tells you the Uma curse can be lifted, tells you how to lift it, then tells you not to, because by doing so, you'll be restoring a flesh body to an ancient evil.

Now pay attention here.... BEFORE lifting the Uma curse, Avallac'h ALWAYS appears with his face covered by a mask. AFTER the Uma curse is lifted and his flesh body restored, he STOPS wearing the mask.

Back to Kiera...

Kiera tells you that the Elf was looking both for Ciri and for the ingredients to PREVENT NERVE DAMAGE (he knew the Witchers would find Uma soon and lift the curse, thus why he wanted these.)

Kiera tells you that the Elf gave her a cursed skull that allows her to open portals, and would give her a magic lamp of the dead - a lamp used by Wraiths talk to the living, that also let the living talk to the dead, and he would give it to her BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T NEED IT ANYMORE SOON.

You are being told point blank that Avallac'h is a Wraith, that this lamp he's giving Keira is the one he carries to communicate with the living, and he knows he's soon to have his flesh body restored, and won't need it anymore.

The Elf had promised Keria a lamp, and she sets out to find it with Geralt's help. What they find is Lara Dorren's grave, and Geralt is surprised to see that though the coffin itself remains unopened, the bones of another body lay on the grave. 

*(Avallac'h, carrying the Wraith lamp, while his body gives off a green Wraith light glow. Ciri walking by in the distance.)**(Avallac'h, carrying the Wraith lamp, while his body gives off a green Wraith light glow. Ciri walking by in the distance.)*

The lamp the masked Elf had promised Keira is clutched in the frozen dead hand of this corpse. With the body, Geralt finds an old letter, one written by Avallac'h. 

The conversation between Geralt and Keira now moves to wonder who's body this is laying at Lara's grave, as the bones are too old to determine an identity. Geralt states that they are the bones of a male Elf. Keira then states she will not wait for the masked Elf to meet her here as promised as it appears he was already here and left the lamp behind for her. Keira takes the lamp from the hand of the corpse and leaves.

Keep in mind too, the mask and WHEN exactly you see Avallac'h stop wearing it.

The first half of the game he refuses to remove it at all. After the Uma curse is lifted, we see only one brief scene of him wearing it, and then he never wears it again. Why?

Listen carefully to what Yennefer said as she prepared Uma for the Trail of Grasses... she states that the body inside Uma is badly damaged, she could not determine how or why, but it was. She states that the Trail of Grasses, should restore the damaged body BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL STATE.

Wraiths, typically look like a decayed corpse. Avallac'h does not. Avallac'h wore the mask to hide that he was a Wraith. He looked dead, thus he wore the mask. During the Trial of Grasses, his body was not only restored to how it looked before the curse was cast, but it was restored to how it looked before he died.

During the quest Nameless, when questioned why her friend wears the mask, Ciri become very defensive and angry, says he doesn't like anyone to look at him, and changes the subject.

Ciri indicates, here, and again later when talking to Geralt, that she is the only person who knows what Avallac'h looks like, that she's the only person he'll remove the mask for.

Even after the Uma curse is lifted, Avallac'h is careful to keep his face hidden behind a hood or a mask or both, when out in daylight, stepping outside unhooded or unmasked only at night, and even than only allowing Ciri, Geralt, and the Lodge of Sorceresses to ever see him with his hood down or mask removed. 

The implication is that not everyone can see him, as only those with magic abilities have the ability to see a Wraith's flesh-form and otherwise see a decayed corpse.

In Skellige, whenever any one mentions seeing Avallac'h, the islanders all refer to him as a Wraith or Specter, none of them recognizing him as an Elf.

In the scripted code of the game, one finds that you fight Elves with a steel sword and put hanged man's oil on your blade.

**HOWEVER...** In the scripted code of the game, one finds that you fight Avallac'h with a silver sword and put specter oil on your blade.

Also in his character code of the game, Avallac'h is unable to fight NoonWraiths, NightWraith, Alps, or Bruxa, all of whom are undead and types of Wraiths. 

In the game, during the Final Boss Battle, we see Avallac'h flee with Ciri to the tower, and open a gateway portal between world, as he tries to escape the war and go back to the peaceful family life he had originally wanted with Lara.

So many people miss the rope in Avallac'h's bedroom at Pali GapSo many people miss the rope in Avallac'h's bedroom at Pali Gap

If you pay attention to the clues the game drops, EVERYTHING Avallac'h has done throughout the game has been part of his plan to once again kidnap Ciri and take her back with him to Tir Na Lia. In the novels he is very vocal about his goal. Avallac'h makes no secret of the fact that his #1 goal is to get Ciri pregnant and have a happy family life with her and their child.

He was the last of his kind and devoted his life to finding a mate. He built Lara and when Lara left him he gave up on life. Ciri restored his desire to live, and Ciri was the first person willing to love him, thus he clung desperately to her, fiercely protecting her.

Though Ciri did not truly love him, and seemed more to pity him, she was willing to leave with Avallac'h, live with him, keep him company, and end his centuries of suffering, realizing that he was not truly a threat as the only thing he wanted was to not be alone any more.

The promise she made to him, the one you hear mentioned in the game, is she promised to live with him until such a time she got pregnant and gave him a child. He also worded his request that way, knowing full well, he was infertile and she would never bear his child, thus being forced to remain with him forever.

>>"I'm not accustomed to joking," he said. "And since you consider it a joke, I'll take the liberty of repeating it with due gravity. We want to have your child, O Swallow, Daughter of Lara Dorren Only when you bear it will we permit you to leave here."

>>...

>>"We have the right to demand, and we can O Swallow. Your father, Cregennan took a child from us. You will give us one back. You will repay the debt. It seems just and logical to me."

>>...

>>*[Ciri]*"If I agree, then afterwards, later, will I be free?"

>>"You'll be free and may go wherever you wish. Assuming you don't decide to stay. With the child."

>>~Avallac'h to Ciri, Lady of the Lake page 158, 159, & 165

Kalkstein, the half-elf alchemist, who claimed to have been The Mysterious Masked Mage's lover before Lara Dorren got in the way. 

According to Kalkstein Lara was "an evil sorceress" and "the bitch who destroyed the mage and caused his death". 

Kalkstein claims that The Masked Mage, distraught over Lara's leaving him for Creaggan, killed himself by locking himself in a tower, then blowing up the tower in order to destroy the portals between worlds.

In W1 Kalkstein tells Geralt of the lover's triangle between Lara Dorren and two mages (the Elf Avallac'h and the human Creaggon) and said that she had both men doing everything she wanted. 

Kalkstein was in love with the elf (Avallac'h) and claimed to be one of his lovers (Avallac'h is bi-sexual and in Tower of Swallows tells Geralt he had both male and female, elf and human, lovers). Kalkstein tells Geralt he was devastated when the elf mage left him for Lara Dorren. 

Kalkstein hates Lara and refers to her as "the evil bitch who destroyed the mysterious mage".

There's a quest in W1 where you help Kalkstein find The Mysterious Mage's Abandoned Tower and find it guarded by a forest made out of archspores and echinops, and to get in the tower you have to fight the infamous W1 Golem boss battle (one of the hardest bosses of any of the Witcher games).

Once inside the tower, Geralt finds the tower is actually a giant gateway portal and Kalkstein uses it to reopen the portals in the world - this how you are able to travel by portals in W3.

You spend about 20 hours of the game (Witcher 1) helping Kalkstein rebuild the Mysterious Masked Mage's tower, while he sends you into swamps to pick beggartick so he can make fisstech, which he has you selling to city guards.

Kalkstein is a wild, hyper, scatter-brained alchemist who has trouble completing a conversation with anyone, because his mind is so sde tracked with focusing on formulae and experiments as he takes over Avallac'h genetics lab and uses Avallac'h notes to try to find a way to resurrect his dead lover (Avallac'h). Much of the player's attempts to talk to Kalkstein is interrupted by his talking to himself about the mage and the evil bitch who caused his death.

Kalkstein is deeply distraught over Avallac'h's death, saying that the mysterious mage felt unloved because of the horrific way he had been abused by Lara Dorren. Kalkstein tries to hide his feelings from Geralt, but if you listen to him as he mutters to himself under his breath, you will hear him mention that he loved the mysterious mage and felt bad that the elf did not know this.

We see in Kalkstein, the horror of being left to muddle through wondering why someone you loved killed themself, and we are left to wonder, was Kalkstein always the scatterbrained crazy person we see talking to himself in the game or did he become this as a result of his lover committing suicide over another lover?

According to Kalstein, Lara was an evil sorceress who used Avallac'h to open portals between world, then left him for Creaggan once she had no more use for him. Then Avallac'h, killed himself by blowing up the tower and closing all the portals between worlds.

Kalkstein is gay and is insanely in love with Avallac'h, and it's the Kalkstein quests of W1 that are why you are able to resurrect Avallac'h's wraith back into his flesh body during the Ugly Baby quest in W3.

Why are you so obsessed with Avallac'h?

Why are you so obsessed with Avallac'h?

I don't know. I've often asked that question myself. For starters he isn't running around mindlessly killing everyone like Ciri does, and he isn't all "Mwahahaha! I'm evil because I can be!" like Vilgefortz.

Of course, he's a shy Elf who refuses to be seen naked so doesn't take his clothes of during sex or when bathing (see image above) which is strange and eccentric behaviour that kind of says - this guy is a little bit insane isn't he?

The progression of events though?

Basically it started out my wanting to find out "Who is that guy with those awesome clothes?"

Then: "OMG! he's an Elf? I love Elves! And he's a wizard? I love wizards!"

And progressed to "Wait, Geralt says not to trust him? Why? I must know why. Is he evil? I love evil men. Is this guy an evil, Elf sorcerer? OMG! I love evil Elven sorcerers!"

And finally it reached a pointed of: "OMG! This guy's a sex crazed, perverted deviant. This guy is so freaking fucked up! How the hell did he get like this?"

And then... then I read the novels... oh boy! He's a total psychopath with women locked up in his dungeons of his palace. Uhm... you know me. I write freaking BDSM Monster Porn, fetish sex novels, and always with Elves in them, so,.... yeah.. Avallac'h was right up my ally.

I AM to creator of Quaraun the Insane after all. I started writing the Quaraun novels in 1978. I've been writing about sexualy pervert Elf wizards for a VERY long time. To find yet another psychotically deranged, sexually perverted Elf wizard, who's really not that different from my Quaraun? Yeah... I'm always in need of more evil Elf wizards in my life. No such thing as too many evil Elf wizards with sex fetish issues.

Avallac'h's not that perverted in the game... but in the Witcher novels? That's another thing.

Which lead to: "OMG! He's a fetish sex freak with women in his dungeons and laboratories! It's an Elf Wizard straight out of 50 Shades of Grey! YAY! I want to be his prisoner. How do I sign up to be his prisoner?"

And, so, now, here we are with a Cult of Avallac'h.

Yes. I know. I do always fall for the most sick minded perverted bastard of every book, game, movie, and cartoon out there. It's what I do. Deal with it.

But getting to a much deeper reason. Avallac'h's entire backstory is built around one thing: his obsession to have a family, his frustration of being infertile and not being able to sire children, his devastation that his wife left him for someone much younger leaving him growing old alone with no one who loves him, and his fear of dying forever unloved and unwanted. He's outcast by his people, excommunicated by his religion, has watched everything and everyone he loved be killed and taken from him. He is crippled from being beaten and tortured by racists.

If you know me, my family, my history, what happened to us... you know finding out this info about Avallac'h hit a nerve for me. I know what it is, to be attacked, beaten, crippled, by racists. To have friends and family killed for nothing more then not being white enough, for not being Christian. A bomb blew up our house. And that just the beginning of 11 years of steady, daily, none stop hell. Not many people understand that. Especially not Americans who have no clue what it is like to live every day of your life in mortal terror, because your race, your religion, doesn't match what the local government says it must be.

Reading the novels, finding out what Avallac'h went through, what his own people did to him, why he's living on the run and why he's helping Ciri and why he's scared to talk to anyone, why he seems so cold and distant. Having lived with racism, on those kinds of levels, not words on social media, but my cousin having his head cut off, my cats having their heads cut off and nailed to my door. Racism that turns to extreem violence and cost you the lives of your friends and family, forces you out of your home... I've lived through that. I know how much it changes you.

We see Avallac'h early in the novels, hyper, happy, running around all yippie skippies, laughing, singing, dancing... and then we how much he changed after... resulting in the quiet, frightened, lurking in the shadows character we see in the game...

It gave his sex crazed, evil Sorcerer a second layer, one that drew me in as sympathetic to him, rather then hating him, as most readers do.

Avallac'h is not evil, he's hurt, he's hurt bad, and he's shutting down, and there's actually a real reason, behind his shifty, frightened, secretive actions in the game. He's scared for his life. He's traumatized so bad, he barely dares say a word. Doesn't know who he can trust any more. He's not trying to hurt anyone. He's just trying to survive. And that's quite different then being a pure evil villain.

And yet... in spite of his being an evil sorcerer... who is just evil for the sake of being evil, we find him to be a fully fleshed out, multi faceted character... with emotions and feelings, and a realistic and believable backstory that makes him sympathetic and identifiable.

What happened? What was in the novels that changed my feelings towards him after reading them? What drew me too him?

  • Let me think... the events in the order they happened...
  • Avallac'h is an excessively emotional character who loved too much, with the wild animalistic obsessiveness that ended up driving his beloved Lara into the arms of another man, one with emotions that were not so deep or strong
  • Believing she'd come back to him, once the short lived Human reached the end of his 60 years of life, Avallac'h was devastated when Lara was murdered 8 months after leaving him for the other.
  • Avallac'h tries to save both Lara and her lover, but can only save their unborn baby
  • Avallac'h tries to raise Lara's child, but fearing for his own life at the hands of his enraged people, he flees with the baby and takes it to live with her Human relations, then spends the next 200 years watching over, from afar, all of Lara's descendants
  • Avallac'h tries to bury Lara and her lover in his family crypt but is met with opposition from the other Elves
  • Avallac'h tries to bury Lara and her lover in Creeggan's family crypt, but is met with opposition from the humans
  • Avallac'h flees with the corpses of Lara and her lover and bury them in an abandoned Elven temple in Velen, which he turns into his house, and lives in
  • 200 years after Lara's death, Lara's 4th great-granddaughter Ciri is born, looks exactly like Lara AND possesses the same magic abilities for which an angry mob murdered Lara
  • Fearing Ciri will be murdered the same way Lara was, Avallac'h sets out to obsessively watch over and protect her.
  • Finding no friends among the Elves he seeks out the friendship of Witchers and Vampires, namely Geralt and Regis.
  • Geralt is an unabashed Elf-hater and tells Avallac'h to his face Elves are nothing but no good pieces of shit, Regis disagrees, but sides with his old friend Geralt in saying Avallac'h can not be trusted simply because Sages in general are untrustworthy
  • Avallac'h, being a psion and telepath, can see the future, sees Ciri's death, and tries to convince Geralt the girl must be protected. Geralt laughs at him and heads off to have boys night out with Dandelion, to hell with Ciri.
  • Regis suggests he and Geralt teach the Elf a lesson for telling them Ciri would die, by smashing the gravestones of Lara's grave and dig up her corpse to desecrate it.
  • Avallac'h having been told he's too emotional, too overbearing, not worthy of being loved, becomes suicidally depressed, stops talking, shuts down, and stops showing any outward emotions at all.
  • Terrified Lara's grave will be destroyed he now spends the bulk of his days, sitting at Lara's grave, wishing he had the courage to kill himself, but fears he'll become a wraith if he dies without someone who loves him enough to bury him, so he becomes stoic and cold, fearing to show any emotions at all, because he now believes his over emotional behaviour is what caused everyone to hate him
  • Avallac'h remains in this state of severe depression, until Ciri comes into his life and gives him a reason to want to live again
  • Avallac'h has 2 brothers, Auberon and Ge'els, and an adopted son, Caranthir whom he raised since an infant, whom are his only surviving family and whom he loves very deeply.
  • Eredin seduced Caranthir's power aidaled mind with talk of the glories of war, and Caranthir turns on his father to side with Eredin.
  • Ciri runs into a portal and falls into Avallac'h's lap - literally. Lands on top of him, while he's sitting in a field playing a flute.
  • Overjoyed at finally meeting Ciri, Avallac'h returns to his previous bubbly, giddy, happy, over emotional, chatterbox, ADHD super-hyper self.
  • Ciri immediately notices the stars are wrong and Avallac'h explains she's landed in the distant future, on a planet in the opposite side of the universe from where her home is, and her planet was destroyed by the White Frost thousands of years ago.
  • Avallac'h happily runs around dragging Ciri with him, showing her everything in his city.
  • Avallac'h is a vegetarian, so doesn't eat Humans, like the other Elves of Tir ni Lia do, and takes her in, referring to Ciri as his pet, to protect her so that the other Elves won't kill her.
  • Unicorns attack the city, and Avallac'h unleashes his brain shattering super-sonic scream, then grabs Ciri and flees (Yeah, that scream Ciri does in the game - it's Avallac'h does it in the books)
  • Eredin rescues Avallac'h and Ciri from the Unicorns, then bullies Avallac'h and calls Ciri "a gold nugget from the dung heap."
  • Avallac'h reveals he can not tell a lie, due to vows he took, as doing so would cause him to lose his powers. Thus why he evades answering questions, as he seeks to hide the truth, but literally can not tell a lie.
  • Avallac'h is ridiculed and bullied by Eredin and the the other Elves for his religious beliefs.
  • Avallac'h is ridiculed and bullied by Eredin and the the other Elves for being a liberal Human rights activist.
  • Avallac'h is ridiculed and bullied by Eredin and the the other Elves for being born the only white skinned Elf (Elves are black in the novels).
  • Avallac'h becomes the laughing stock of Tir ni Lia, because he's babying a Human and treating her like an equal, treating her like an Elf.
  • Ciri, who has below normal intelligence, (she's borderline clinically retarded in the books, thus why she acts more animal then human - dramatically different then she is in the game) has no ability to understand where she is, accuses Avallac'h of holding her prisoner, then proceeds to smash everything he owns.
  • Avallac'h on the king's orders, tells Ciri she's to have a baby with the king, to reintroduce Elder Blood back into the royal family.
  • Avallac'h's brother Auberon (Lara's father) takes Ciri away from Avallac'h, and nightly molests her.
  • Ciri after several weeks of being sexualy abused by Auberon, attacks Avallac'h and rapes him.
  • Avallac'h, deeply traumatized by being raped, and now terrified of Ciri, runs away from Ciri when he sees her, becomes severely agoraphobic, locks himself in his room, stops eating, stops talking, and refuses to set foot outside.
  • Eredin uses the rape as a motive and frames Avallac'h for the murder of one brother, King Auberon, using Ciri as a tool to do so, claiming Avallac'h poisoned the king, to get back at him for the rape.
  • Now that Auberon is dead and Avallac'h is free of the king's obsession with Elder Blood, Avallac'h destroys his work/research in Elder Blood and abandons his laboratories.
  • With King Auberon dead, Eredin crowns himself king, and proceeds to bad mouth Avallac'h at every turn, utterly and completely destroying his reputation.
  • Avallac'h's other brother, Viceroy Ge'els, enraged at the thought of one of his brothers killing the other, sics The Wild Hunt on Avallac'h and Ciri claiming they both plotted to murder Auberon together
  • Avallac'h's devastation over the death of one brother and the other brother now hating him, is torn between siding with his family or siding with Ciri, whom he knows is innocent of Auberon's death
  • Because the Sages are psions and see all, hear all, and know all, and therefore know the truth of who killed Auberon, Eredin has all the Sages mass murdered. Only the 2 most powerful ones forsee Eredin's plot and escape: one male (Avallac'h) and one female (Ida)
  • Avallac'h is now a member of an endangered species as he is the last living male Aen Saevherne Elf
  • Avallac'h helps Ciri escape Eredin, where she makes it to the Unicorns who take her back home
  • 6 months later Eredin catches up with Ciri, and nearly kills her, but is stopped by Avallac'h, who once again whisks Ciri into a portal and flees with her
  • Ciri now learns that Avallac'h, once a ruling nobel, and the court mage of King Auberon, has been striped of his titles, rank, and lands, has been imprisoned and tortured, was sentenced to death by his own brother but escaped execution, and is now considered a fugitive on the run from King Eredin and Viceroy Ge'els' mercenaries: The Wild Hunt
  • The two live together, jumping planet to planet for 21 years, desperately fleeing the Wild Hunt, multiple times Avallac'h being captured and tortured because he stood in the way of the Hunt to give Ciri time to escape.
  • Rumors that The Great Avallac'h, The Knowing One, the most powerful and most feared mage of the universe, has fallen from grace quickly spread throughout the multiverse, with him a criminal with a price on his head.
  • Quickly too surface a devastating (for Avallac'h) rumor that his beloved Lara was not killed by either the Elves or Humans, but rather by Avallac'h himself.
  • Avallac'h is now a wandering vagabond, simultaneously trying to prove his innocence to Ge'els, while trying to keep both himself and Ciri alive against all odds.
  • Outcast from Elf society, he is shunned, beaten, and ridiculed by every Elf he meets.
  • Being an Elf, he is abused, beaten, and harassed by every Human he meets.
  • Terrified of both Humans and Elves, he takes to wearing a mask so no one can identify him.
  • Eredin, seeing yet another way to destroy Avallac'h's life enlist's Avallac'h's son Caranthir to cast The Uma curse on Avallac'h, transforming him into a mute homunculus.
  • The game picks up the story from there.
  • Did I miss anything?

Avallac'h is a very sad character. We see him, very late in his life, now chasing after a young woman who looks exactly like the woman who left him. Driving himself to the brink of insanity, out of a desire to love and be loved in return. He's suicidal and deeply depressed, but can not kill himself, because he fears his soul will be lost because there is no one alive to bury him and mourn him.

Did you ever see what it says on my car? The Dazzling Razzberry aka The Autism Awareness car, the one with 2.5 million marbles glued to it (link goes to photo of said car): "There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved in return" painted across the side of my car in 12" letters. No one loves me. No one has loved me in a very long time. People who care on some level, yes. Fans of my novels, yes. But think about it: Fans have families they go home with at night. I do not.

I know the pain of loving someone very much and believing they loved you in return, only to grow old and have them leave for someone younger. It hurts. It hurts a lot. And THAT is ultimately the thing which endeared Avallac'h to me. Under his cold, cruel exterior, is a heart broken Elf screaming in pain for someone to love him. To love and be loved in return, is only desire I have in life. That's why I painted it on my car.

I know what it is, to want a family, to never have children, to be cast out by my people, to be excommunicated by my church, to grow old and be left for someone younger, to now be a senior citizen alone, unwanted, forgotten, and unloved, left behind, abandoned by those I trusted, and you know my history, a bomb blew up my house, my cats heads were cut off and nailed to my door, I was beaten and left paralyzed for 5 months, took 18 month to relearn to walk, I'm crippled the rest of my life. I live in a region where hatred of my race and my religion, is met with extreme violence, murder, beheadings, bombs, and the law turns a blind eye, I live with racism every day, something most Americans couldn't even imagine exists in today's world.

I can sympathize with Avallac'h. I know how he feels. I know the sadness and frustration he lives with. He is a character whose backstory, near mirrors my own on so many levels. It was not possible for me to discover a character like him, and not feel a strong bond.

That's why Avallac'h. Because I know what it is, to be unloved, unwanted, and live with the desire to be loved, be the only thing that keeps you from killing yourself.

Avallac'h was a very well made character. I understand his pain, for it is the same pain I live with.

Avallac'h is the single, most overly sexualized, and overly perverted character of both the books and the game. And there is a scene in the novels where he tells Geralt that after centuries of doing every sexual thing possible to she-elves, he's now bored with she-elves and started trying out every sexual thing possible with female humans. Says he does so "out of perverse curiosity" and spends 2 whole pages describing in detail "copulating", "ovulating" and "orgasms" of she-elves vs female humans. He then tells Geralt he's become bored with sex stating: 

"Do you know, Witcher, what the greatest snag of longevity is? Sex. You heard that right. Sex. After almost a hundred years it becomes boring. There's nothing to fascinate or excite any longer, nothing that has exciting appeal of novelty. It has all been done already ... In this way or that. But unbridled lust never leaves you, sex totally governs you; it's a drive more powerful even than survival instinct. To die? Why not? If one can fuck around beforehand. And what suddenly happens? Elves, bored by she-elves, court the always-willing human females."

~Avallac'h on why he, a pure blooded High Elf, fucks Humans

Tower of Swallows

page 243

Did you notice when I'm quoting Avallac'h's dialogue from the novels, I've put it in italics?

You know there is a reason I did that right?

Can you guess what that reason might be?

It's very simply really - it's because in the books, his dialouge is written in italc.

Can you guess why THAT might be?

If you read novels regular, you know that a character's dialogue is only put in italics for one reason and one reason only... it means that those words are not being spoken, but rather are being thought.

If a character is thinking deep, inner thoughts to themself, that no one else can hear, because they are thinking, not talking, the words are in italics and the reader knows they are reading thoughts, not vocal speech.

and yet, ALL of Avallac'h's dialogue is italic, which means he is NEVER seen in the novels speaking out loud.

Avallac'h spends an inordinate amount of his on page book time, sitting by, watching Ciri, and playing panpipes. Never saying a word.

He sits in the field watching unicorns fucking and painting pictures of unicorns fucking and playing panpipes, which seems to cause the unicorns to fuck.

He sits in in garden, playing panpipes, as naked women, inexplicably gather around him...and then later that night he'll still be sitting in that same garden, no longer playing his pipes, now admiring al the pure white marble statues of naked women. Statues that weren't there this morning and look eerily lifelike.

When Ciri argues wit him, defying him, smashing everything in his house, he angrily grabs her arm, drags her to his garden, takes her to a statue of a crying child and tells her: "Don't become this! This was an unruly child!" While her head reels from the explosive pain in her brain, upon feeling, not hearing his anger.

Avallac'h's emotions are dangerous, deadly even, for those around him, because, unlike a normal person, who you simply hear yelling at you, when Avallac'h is angry, you feel his rage. Your own heart rate increases, because his heart rate increases. You feel a burning in your skull, as his rage ignites, and not just his angry thoughts, but also everything he is feeling is being funneled into you. You don't think he is anything, you KNOW he is angry. You feel his anger inside you, crushing you, strangling you, suffocating you. People die when Avallac'h gets angry.

People die when Avallac'h gets angry and not because he wanted to kill them, but simply because their body physically was not capable of containing his anger inside of them.

This is the true danger of a psion, for they must learn to become emotionless beings, never laughing, never crying, never smiling, and never becoming angry, because when they do these things, people die. Psions are sad, lonly creatures, who can feel every emotion of every person around them, but can not risk sharing in those feelings. Thus Psions flee populated areas, hiding deep within the earth, to cut themselves off from society, that they do not risk hurting others.

Only a very, incredibly powerful psion can live among others in populated areas.

Ciri spends A LOT of time talking to Avallac'h, while Avallac'h sits quietly, listening to her every word. The strong bond we see in the game between Avallac'h and Ciri, we see in it's early stages, forming, in the novels, because no one ever sits and listens to Ciri talk, something that frustrates her.

There is page after page after page of Ciri going yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, followed by "Avallac'h smiled and nodded and said nothing."

MOST times you see Avallac'h in the books, he is:

  • smiling, 
  • nodding, 
  • sitting quietly, 
  • playing the pan pipes, 
  • and saying nothing.

This what avallac'h does throughout most of the 4 chapters we see him in, in the entirety of 8 very large epic fantasy novels.

Also seen in scene with Avallac'h, are lots of descriptions of:

  • headaches, 
  • brains hurting, 
  • pounding temples,
  • brains feeling like they were going to explode, 
  • the feeling of an invasion inside her mind, 
  • brains feeling like they were being pulled out of their skull, 
  • pounding inside her skull, 
  • a feeling like her skull would be crushed...

...every time he talks.

We are told at every turn, in the books and the game, that Avallac'h is not like other Elves because he was born with Aen Saevherne blood, a rare genetic mutation, similar and closely related to Elder Blood, and is therefore a Sage aka a Psion.

Avallac'h is an Aen Saevherne, a Psion, called a Sage for simplicity, and the entire multiverse is terrified shitless of him because of it.

Psion is another word for a telepath.

While lots of changes were made with lots of characters, in their going from their original creations in the novels, to their video game adaptations in the game, perhaps the biggest change of any character, was the decision by the game developers to take a mute character and give him the ability to speak.

What, mute character in the books, suddenly has the ability to speak in the game, you ask?

Why the character who in both the books and the games communicates to people by doing this to them:

This scene with Corinne Tilly is the only time the game hints to Avallac'h's telepathic abilities, and does not go into full detail of what he is doing or why. If you play the game, without having first read the novels, you are left confused as to what is actually happening in this scene.

Yep.

Avallac'h is mute in the books.

In the novels, Avallac'h's speech, when speaking vocally in a Human language, is described as: 

The voice sounded odd and weird, but Geralt had hear similar voices many times. Creatures not accustomed to communicating using articulated speech, spoke like that, they accented and intoned strangely, drawing out the syllables unnaturally.

It is interesting the line: Creatures not accustomed to communicating using articulated speech, spoke like that, 

Why?

Because, when Avallac'h speaks to his women, and they speak to him, the words of their conversations are never in the text of the novel, rather it describes what SOUNDS Ciri is hearing them make as they hum, chirp, whistle, and chitter like birds. One scene in particular stands out, when Ciri is watching Avallac'h communicating with his women.

Ciri noted in amazement that Avallac'h and the three elf-women were humming, singing in chorus some strange, monotonous tune.

Who are you?

She shook her head.

Who are you?

The question sounded again in her skull, pounded in her temples. The elves' song suddenly rose a tone in pitch. The song of Avallac'h and the elf-women broke off.

If you don't know what a whale song sounds like, or what it is the sounds of Avallac'h's humming, singing chorus sounds like... here, have a real world whale singing:


THIS ^^^ is what Ciri is hearing with her ears, when Avallac'h communicates with her.

The words form in her mind, but what her ears hear is this whale song sound of humming.

I do wish the game would have touched on Avallac'h's humming whale song method of telepathically communicating with people around him, because it's one of the more fascinating things you see in the novels, and definitely makes his character stand out as very unique.

Because of this limited ability to speak verbally, unfortunatly, conversations between him and other characters in the books, are very limited, due to the need to describe the sounds he's making and actions he's taking, in between every italicized line of his dialogue.

It definitely makes passages with him in them, more difficult to read as well, and is thus why a common complaint you see in reviews of the novels, is to say some parts of the dialogue seems "choppy". It is written very choppy, and is difficult to read, because trying to describe a mute character, during a conversation, is difficult all around. But still, his unique method of playing pipes and humming as a way of transferring his thoughts into other people's heads, is still an incredibly fascinating aspect of his character, which sadly was removed from the game addapation of him... and as talk of both a TV show and a movie of The Witcher is now underway... I would hope that this aspect of his character is brought into them and not removed as it was in the game.

I'm fascinated by reading the casting call for the tv show... there are ADULT women stepping forward to try out for Ciri... yet the tv show is supposedly going to be set in the same time period of Lady of the Lake, picking up immediately after it ends, meaning the tv show will start right after the rape scene... during the rape scene in Lady of the Lake, Ciri is said to be 12 and Avallac'h 2,000+

Ciri NOT Geralt is the main character of the witcher series, so many people forget that because you play Geralt not Ciri in the game.

The rape scene happens in 1251, Ciri and Avallac'h are travelling together in the game in 1272, meaning she's 33 years old in the game...and the fact that she's traveling with Avallac'h shocks everyone in the game, even though the game never tells the player the backstory between Ciri and Avallac'h... it really should because so many players get to the part of "Don't trust Avallac'h, he's not a friend" and go wait... what, why?

If the tv series is set after the books but before the game, Ciri could be anything from 12 to 33

Ciri also starts traveling with Avallac'h 6 months after the rape scene and lives with him for 21 years, because he's accused of murdering Auberon and she's accused of helping him, thus they are on the run from the Wild Hunt together (even though the game never tells us that either) before they get seperated at that start of the game

If the tv show really is going by the books, and going to be set after the books but before the games, that'd put Ciri as a teenagered main character with Avallac'h as a primary companion for her, and Geralt not that big of a player in the show at all... yet the casting makes no mention of Ciri or Avallac'h and seems to focus instead on Geralt and Yen, which indicates the tv show will NOT be focusing heavily on the books at all, even though they say they will be.

Either way, if they are sticking with the books, Ciri is only 12 years old

Personally, I'd like to see Lady of the Lady made into a tv show... I think Ciri's twisted Stockholm Syndrome relationship with Avallac'h, and Avallac'h's psycho crazed obsession with Ciri, is fascinating.

Remember, Avallac'h is a psion. He's not accustomed to opening his mouth and using his vocal chords to speak when communicating with others. He is instead accustomed to humming and/or playing the flute, lute, or pan-pipes, and having his thoughts transferred into the mind of the person he's talking to.

In the books, Avallac'h is described as audibly humming, whistling, and chirping like a bird, not actually speaking with vocal words, while his thoughts form inside the skulls of the people he's communicating to. He uses pitch and tone, and notes from musical instruments to convey his thoughts.

Throughout the novels, when he "speaks", his words are in ITALIC meaning they are thought not spoken out loud, and people listening to him, describe FEELING his words INSIDE their head/skull/brain, NOT hearing it with their ears. While describing his wordless whale-song vocals as what they hear with their ears.

There are many inconsitancies between the books and their video game adaptations.

Character names are changed: For example in the book it's Condwiramurs Tilly and in the game her name becomes Corinne Tilly 

Characters changed appearance, for example, in the books Kelpie is black and in the game Kelpie is white.

Avallac'h in the books is a 7 foot tall blond, in the game has black hair now turned grey and is barely over 5 feet.

And more importantly, for the topic we are discussing right now, in the game Avallac'h talks.

Yes. That's a thing that was changed.

In the game Avallac'h can and does talk.

Talks.

Vocally.

Actually opening his mouth and speaking, like we Humans do.

We are told at every turn, in the books and the game, that Avallac'h is not like other Elves because he was born with Aen Saevherne blood, a rare genetic mutation, similar and closely related to Elder Blood, and is therefore a Sage aka a Psion.

Avallac'h has taken a vested interest in Ciri, because she is like him - a genetically mutated freak that can no fit in with normal society. He identifies with her, sees her as his equal, and has made it his life goal to teach her how to use her powers, because he's the ONLY person on the planet who has the same powers and knows how to manage living with them.

Ciri is young and not in control of her powers Avallac'h is ancient and has fully mastered his powers.

The only difference between Ciri's Elder Blood and Avallac'h's Aen Saevherne blood, the the fact that Avallac'h is a Psion and Ciri is not. Otherwise their blood, their powers, their abilities are equal.

And what is a psion?

In EVERYTHING: every franchise, every movie, every game, every books, every anything, a psion is ALWAYS a MUTE character, who uses telepathy to transfer their thoughts into the minds of others.

There is no such thing as a Psion who can open their mouths and form words vocally that you can hear with your ears. Not in Dungeons and Dragons, not in Pathfinder, and not in the Witcherverse.

Why?

Because, they wouldn't be a psion if they had the capability of speech.

And thus in the books, like all psions everywhere, Avallac'h does not speak by moving his lips and talking with words hear with ears. In the books, Avallac'h, when he wants to speak to a person, he plays panpipes, hums, whistles, and chirps, while his thoughts form inside the skulls of whomever he is communicating with.

And yet we see here,

Avallac'h, in the game...

and surprisingly, he's talking...


But in the books:

Avallac'h DOES NOT

& CAN NOT SPEAK.

But why?

Why doesn't he talk?

Because of his Aen Saevherne blood, Avallac'h does not see himself as equal to the rest of the Aen Elle Elves, but rather instead, Avallac'h sees himself as a god of the Aen Elle.

An Aen Saevhern, also known as a Sage, is a type of powerful psionic sorcerer who was born with their powers, rather then learning magic through years of training, as other mages have to do.

Avallac'h travels through time and space, walking from one planet to the next through portals between world, he goes forward and backward through time with a flick of his hand; he knows your thoughts, your emotions, everything you did in your past, everything you will do in your future.

He sees all, knows all, hears all.

He creates life from death, builds golems, creates mutated super soilers, searches the eons and dimentions for people with powerful bloodlines, pulls them out of their world, locks them in his lab and breeds them to create super beings, demi-gods, and no one - NO ONE - can stop him.

Try to stop him, and he'll zap you a thousand years into the past or send you to a deserted desert planet where no one will ever find you, or hear your screams as you die.

The Aen Elle Elves see themselves as the elite, the descendants of the god who created the universe... but Avallac'h, he is an ascended one - the purest of the purest bloodlines - a direct link to god, with the powers of god, and so powerful is he, so ascended is he, that he has no need for verbal speech. His mind is so far above and beyond anything, anyone can comprehend, that he doesn't even need to try to speak.

This is what you see in the books.

A unearthly creature, so unlike any other Elf, that he's barely an Elf at all, and he knows it.

No one, literally, not one person - is anything close to his equal, thus why he seeks to create others like himself, for he is alone in his powers, he is alone in his abilities, he is alone with no one who can even begin to comprehend what it is to live with the powers he possesses, and that loneliness is driving him mad. The loneliness of having no one he can talk to on his own level, is what drives hm to boredom and sends him to be driven to paint erect dicks on works of art. Absolute boredom, that comes from being nearly immortal, living for millennia, and having no one else like you to spend that time with.

THAT is what Avallac'h is in the books.

An Elf, that is not an Elf. An Elf so different from other Elves, that even the Elves fear him and live in mortal terror of him.

An Elf with powers so incomprehensible that no one dares make a wrong move near him, and not just near him, because he can see and hear everything everyone does for miles around him, and if he doesn't like what you are doing or saying, he can crush you with him mind.

The game never shows him in this light. The game shows him as a powerful wizard and briefly states that Sages are not true wizards and Avallac'h is more powerful than any other mage, but beyond that the game tells us no details of who or what he truly is, largely because the game assumes you've already read the books.

Why doesn't he talk?

Because like a Pleasian, Avallac'h is an interdimensional being of light who has progressed beyond the need for verbal speech.

Like a whale, he uses sound waves and music to transfer his thoughts from his own mind, into the mind of whomever he wishes to communicate with.

While he talks vocally in the game, Avallac'h does not speak vocally in the books, instead forcing his thoughts into other people's minds.

And we see this briefly in the game, the first time he tries to speak in the Human language, the fact that he stumbles over the words and stammers... but we NEVER in the game see him mentally forcing his slithering, squishy thoughts into other people's heads, the way he does in the books.

We never in the game see him playing pipes, flutes, or lutes as a form of communication.

We never in the game see him doing his whale-song vocalizations that he sings, humms, whistles, and chirps in the books.

In the books, the Aen Saevherne language is so, extremely dramatically different from the Human languages, that it sounds like whale songs and bird chirps, and bears no resemblance to spoken words at all.

Here... watch this video... it's the first time Avallac'h opens his mouth -EVER - in 2,000 years - and attempts to speak WITHOUT using flute playing, whale song, humming telepathy that you see him doing in the books ... you can see and hear for yourself, what he sounds like and the great difficulty he has in communicating in the Human language:


Why does he speak vocally in the game?

In this one scene, he's just been tortured, he's dying, and he's bound in dimeritium. He's just been revived from his heart already stopping once, and he's fast slipping into a coma as he tries desperately to get out the words he does say. In short, he's too weak to use telepathy in this scene.

We are seeing a creature, so vastly powerful, that he never thought anything could really hurt him, be brought to the edge of death, and now becoming terrified at the realization of his own mortality.

In the novels, we saw him use the term "mere mortals" in reference to humans, meaning he thought himself immortal. Yet in this scene in the game, he died and a mere human brought him back to life, and he's now fully aware of the true frailty of his existence. He now understands that he is not immortal, not invincible, and he is not even truly all powerful. He's weak. He's injured. He's dying. And the dimeritium bonds have drained his ability to do magic, to harness energy, to manipulate time... he can't even sing his whale song and put his thoughts into the minds of the humans looking down at him. He is forced to speak to these mere mortals, using their methods and their language, and he's not familiar with either.

We see Avallac'h in scenes following this (in the game) surrounded by books and attempting to learn how to communicate with the Humans he now finds himself stuck with.

According to the "one week later" and "one month later" type cutscenes, 3 months pass, from this scene, and the next time we see him try to speak, (at Vesemir's funeral) at which point, he's verbally speaking with the Humans on a more or less fluent level, though, he remains mostly silent throughout most of the game, obviously very shy about his inability to speak to the Humans fluently.

Being a psion, he's able to teach himself the human language very, very well, and very, very fast, in a matter of days, something that would take most people years to do.

What we are seeing here is more or less a demi-god, who has found himself grounded and living among mortals, and makes an active attempt to "blend in" and intermingle with them.

He's never known Humans well before. He's had them has slave and pets, used them as lab rats in his experiments, but never before has he ever tried to walk amoung them, get to know them, and actually see how they live.

And so the Elf plagued with eons of boredom, now walks among humans, because this is at last that new, novelty, of excitement that he had previously mentioned he was seeking.

Interestingly, his being a psion, also explains why he is described in the books as "well over 7 feet tall and weighing 5 and 20 stone" (350lbs). Avallac'h in the books, is a giant, no differant in height then Ge'els, Eredin, Caranthir, Imerlyth, or any other Aen Elle Elf.

Yet in the game, he is a tiny little Elf, barely standing at Geralt's shoulder.

We know Geralt is 5'10" tall. This means that in the game, Avallac'h is only around 5'6" tall, a full 2 feet shorter than he is in the books.

Why?

Now, the because we have nothing to go on, all we can do is guess... right?

Wrong.

There is another option.

We could just head the CDProjectRed's offical game forums and ask the game developers why they decided to make him so short.

And do you know what the game developers said?

The answer was quiet simple:

If he's as powerful as he's said to be, then anything is possible for him, even being able to morph himself to blend in with his surroundings. The decision to make him similar in height to humans, was to allow him to walk among them and not stand out.

And thus we learn that he really is, still 7 feet tall in the game, but has altered his physical appearance so as to more closely resemble the humans he now lives with. This too, would explain his change in hair colour, as blond hair is rare and unusual and would stand out in a crowd of humans.

Is this change an illusion or has he physically changed, we do not know. All we know is that he now lives with humans and the game developers made him shorter on the assumption he had the power to alter his appearance in this manner.

Which brings us back to this scene... the first time in either the books or the game, where we see Avallac'h actually trying to speak vocally, like Humans and other Elves do... Avallac'h, an extremely arrogant creature who believes himself both immortal and invincible, due to his superpowered mind, is 2,000 years old and has never spoken verbally before because he refuses to degrade himself by learning how to make the sounds of lesser beings.

However, Avallac'h was crippled by the Uma Curse, cast on him by his own son, a spell that scrambled his brain, crippled him mind, leaving him physically, mentally, and magically helpless. Forcing him to have to speak as it removed his ability to use telepathy any more. BUT, the arrogent Elf, never learned to speak. He knows the words - he can think them, he can read them, but he has no idea how to say them.

As Uma, Avallac'h spoke in a strange gurgled squeaking series of gibbering chirps, that no one could understand. It is clear he understands what people are saying to him, as he responds to questions, but he can't form words, he simply does not know how to. Uma is seen desperately trying to speak, every single time we see him, and not able to form any type of actual words because he DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TALK with his mouth and vocal cords.

In every conversation with Uma, the Humans are left shrugging and saying they do not know if Uma even understands them, while we see Uma respond to this, wringing his hands in frustration and screaming unintelligibly.

Avallac'h has lived for centuries believing the speech of Humans was nothing but garbled unintelligent sounds, and so scoffed at it, refusing to learn it, and the Uma Curse has now put him in the shoes of the Humans, he has for so many centuries tortured believing them incomprehensible.

The Uma Curse changes Avallac'h drastically, from the arrogate telepath of the novels, to the now talking Elf we see in the game. While still exceptionally arrogant, we see the game version of Avallac'h vastly humbled by this experience, and not nearly as arrogant as he was in the novels.

In this picture here, we see Avallac'h the first time he tries to speak. The Uma Curse has just been lifted. But he died in the process, resurrected by a Human sorceress, and we now see Avallac'h, an extremely arrogant creature who believed himself both immortal and invincible, now trembling in fear as he's just had a wake up call on how frail andmortal his life really is.

Avallac'h as he wakes up and realizes he's strapped down to a torture table, surrounded by Humans. One of the few times we see the Elf displaying fear, Avallac'h is seen here absolutely terrified.

A scientist who has spent centuries running horrific tests on lab animals (Humans) he is now horrified by the realization that these creatures are not as mindless as he thought and are now doing to him, what he has long been doing to them.

While we see Avallac'h multiple times in the novels and games prior to The Trial of Grasses scene, this scene is the first time in his life, that Avallac'h makes any attempt to speak the Human language.

Prior to the Trial of Grasses, Avallac'h's dialogue is always spoken and written in Elvish/Elder Speech, with a translation in subtitles.

Avallac'h does not know the other Humans who are there, but he recognizes Geralt from their prior meeting and knows that this is Ciri's father and that Geralt can be trusted to not hurt Ciri and in hopes of ending the torture he is being subjected to, Avallac'h tries to tell Geralt where Ciri is, however, not knowing the Human language well, he is barely able to communicate with them, not able to find the right words.

The other Witchers (Vesemir, Lambert, and Eskel) not realizing the Elf has never tried speaking the Human language before, become furious and accuse him of speaking in misleading riddles, trying to trick them, and threatening to kill him if he doesn't tell them where Ciri is.

Terrified, fearing they are about to kill him, and realizing he doesn't know how to communicate with them well enough to tell them how to find Ciri, Avallac'h instead casts a spell, giving Geralt a Will o Wisp (mythical firefly) and manages to tell Geralt it will take him to where Ciri is.

Before Geralt can ask for more details, Eskel is once again threatening to kill the Elf, a known general of The Wild Hunt and therefor an enemy, but Yennefer steps in and threatens to fight any Witcher that tries to kill the Elf. Unknown to the Witchers, Yennefer has already talked to Keira Mertz and has been informed that Ciri is in love with Avallac'h and was looking for someone to help lift the Uma Curse.

Yennefer recognising this as the Elf Ciri is in love with, steps in to defend him and then has him moved to her bedroom, where she spends the next several weeks nursing him back to health.

The dying Elf, passed out again, now slipping into a coma. Yennefer's words to Geralt, as she declares she'll not let the Witchers kill him.

Because is a psion, with telepathic powers, and he's reached a point in his life where sex is now boring, he's developed a new way to have sex... without actually having sex... but rather instead, by psychically giving female brain-damaging (literally) orgasms... you know, so he can watch women die in mid orgasm, while sucking all their thoughts and memories out of their head... thus you have scenes like this in both the game and the novels:

And hey, why stop with mind fucking she-elves and female humans when you can mind herds of unicorns as well?

And, you could always make it a group thing... 3 she-elves and 30 unicorns all at once (in the novels) or 2 women, 1 Witcher, and Ge'els (in the game).

Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?

Specifically Forgotten Realms? Anywhere in the Underdark.

If so, you know there exist two thing all D&D RPG players fears more then ANYTHING in all of the D&D worlds: Drow and Mind Flayers.

A Drow is a psychotically deranged Elf, who hate Humans, hate other Elves, heck, they even hate themselves and kill each other off just for fun if they can't find any Humans or Common Elves to sadistically dismember and vivisect. Jarlaxle is a Drow, by the way. You remember Jarlaxle? That other Elf I like.

A Mind Flayer? Don't know Mind Flayers?

Here, have a Mind Flayer:

A Mind Flayer is a psion.

A psion is a creature with telepathic powers, but unlike a psychic, a psion, has mind control abilities to make you their zombie minion.

A Mind Flayer is creature that takes Humans as slaves, and you can't do a thing to get away from them or escape them, because they literally, as their name suggests, flay your mind, rip out any free will you ever had, replace it with their own thoughts and desires, then have armies of mindless minions to do their will, and be nice tasty snacks when they get hungry.

And then there's Avallac'h.

Nice sweet, innocent looking, seemingly friendly little Elf...

 ...who as it turns out, has the psychotically deranged personality of a Drow and the brain draining, mind flaying abilities of a mind flayer, rolled into some strange Loki-like trickster habits, and is some 2,000 years old, bored out of his mind from having lived too long and has decided to use his mind flayer style abilities to psychically fuck people out of their minds, you know, in between pushing Ge'els off of cliffs, strangling Ciri, graffiting penises on human art, and defacing cave paintings with tiger striped purple bison... all things he does simply because he's a psion with a super over active brain and his brain loves activity and can't not tolerate doing nothing, thus he is easily bored even when he is doing something, thus he is very hyper, ADHD hyperactive, on levels that leave him constantly restless and ever needing to do something, anything, just to keep his brain from driving him out of his mind with boredom.

And speaking of the purple bison scene, In between painting the purple bison and then painting the giant penises... Avallac'h takes the time to stop what he's doing and tell a friendly neighbour monster to go fling feces on Geralt, which it promptly does, by jumping up, and taking a shit on Geralt's foot... and during the rest of his conversation with Avallac'h, Geralt is described as "trying to scrape feces off his boot and wishing he had not left his sword outside of the cave" you know, because there's nothing he'd rather do right now than run a sword through the Elf that just flung feces at him and is now writing poetry about flinging feces at humans, before he returns to painting penises on art that was made by Humans... this is Geralt's (and the reader's) first introduction to Avallac'h. An Elf that likes vandalising art by painting penis on it and only stops doing that long enough to tell one of his minions to go take a shit on the Human that interrupting him while he was vandalizing Human art.

The game left out a lot of Avallac'h's quirks he had in the books... like in between every sentence, he stops to write down everything he says because "that would make a great poem". In the books he's a poet and a bard. He is so in love with himself, it ain't funny either. If you know Dandelion, Avallac'h is kind of the Dandelion of the Elf world.

In the books he also sings what he says, and often speaks in Dr Seuss style rhymes, and takes the time to carefully think out his words to make sure they rhyme, will make a person wait, while he writes down his words to make sure they rhymed properly, before he says them.

In the books he has a flute, a lute, and panpipes that he is playing almost constantly.

In the books he admits to being vain, stating on many occasions that he suffers from "the fires of vanity"... which he says as he signs his name on the penises he just graffitied on ancient works of art. Then sadly admits now every will know who vandalised the cave painting because he, being an artist himself, couldn't resist signing his name to it.

Note to, that in the books, Geralt doesn't call Crevan by his name (Crevan) or by his nickname Avallac'h), and instead, Geralt calls him "Purple Bison". Which Avallac'h finds hilarious.

Also, Avallac'h in the books, finds EVERYTHING funny. He has a Loki-style trickster personality in the books, playing constant pranks on everyone, things he finds funny, like throwing feces at humans, that no one else finds funny, and them not finding it funny, only makes him think it's funnier. He's always laughing at someone, and when not laughing, is described as wearing a smirk, looking like he was about to laugh.

These are all things, found in the books, that are no where to be seen in the game.

He's crazy. In case you hadn't noticed, yet, but one could argue that the impending insanity fast overtaking him, is not something he has any control over due to the fact that his brain is seemingly functioning on levels that are too hyper even for him and he is having trouble dealing with it, as his body, simply can not keep up with his brain's need to constantly be doing something. Thus like a restless child or a bored teenager, we see him pushing his best friend off a cliff, for no reason other then he needed to be doing something and his friend was standing too close to the edge of a cliff at the exact wrong time, then rushing of to graffiti things, he shouldn't be graffitiing, but is compelled to do so anyways, because, it was there and his brain thought, "Hey, that needs a penis on it!"...

And when Geralt asks Avallac'h why he does these things (in the novel, Tower of Swallows) Avallac'h stands back and stares at his work, in this case, several giant penises now scrawled across an ancient cave painting... and replies to tell Geralt he does not really know why he does these things, he's just old and bored and looking to find some sort of excitement in life to tell him he still has a reason to be alive.

In short... Avallac'h is so old, that he is nearly immortal, and he's been everywhere, done everything, seen everything, and while he's not truly evil, and doesn't have any bad intent in heart, he has taken to doing things he really shouldn't be doing, things that definitely are not good, simply because they are things he's never done before and he is now just looking to do things he's never done, in some vain hope that he'll find some excitement in life, something to spark the will to be alive.

We even see him contemplating death as something he has not yet tried and something he considers as being at least an alternative to the endless centuries of boredom he now finds himself faced with after 2,000 years of living...

"Do you know, Witcher, what the greatest snag of longevity is? Sex. You heard that right. Sex. After almost a hundred years it becomes boring. There's nothing to fascinate or excite any longer, nothing that has exciting appeal of novelty. It has all been done already ... In this way or that. But unbridled lust never leaves you, sex totally governs you; it's a drive more powerful even than survival instinct. To die? Why not? If one can fuck around beforehand. And what suddenly happens? Elves, bored by she-elves, court the always-willing human females."

~Avallac'h on why he, a pure blooded High Elf, fucks Humans

Tower of Swallows

page 243

This picture by the way, comes from the novels and is him vandalising a cave painting... he's about to paint a giant penis across it.

While bored out of his mind, and driving everyone around him batty because of it, his obsession with sex, and his insatubale lust for women, is slowly driving him to the brink of insanity, as, he's both bored with women and can not stop lusting after them, but is no longer satisfied by them, and endlessly chasing after something new to restore his excitement in the novelty of sex.

And while he is also hell bent on trying to save the world, be a god, and reuniting the Aen Elle with the Aen Seidhe, his obsession with sex, is getting in the way, making it difficult for him to focus on the task at hand (saving the world) because he'd rather be having sex, but no longer gets satisfaction from sex, thus has to put saving the world on the back burning while he tries to figure out how to make sex exciting again. Thus we see the vicious circle of Avallac'h's brain.

He has no trouble getting women, but when you consider Avallac'h is sort of a brain-sucking parasite that can latch on to your mind and make you think, dream, or remember anything he wants you to, you then have to wonder how many of his women have actually been with him willingly, or were even aware they were with him at all.

Tulip, by the way, is actually Ge'els' girlfriend, but since when does Avallac'h care about things like that?

Viceroy Ge'els, my 2nd favourite Elf in the Witcher franchise. A 7 foot tall giant, conjurer, illusionist, cubist painter, general of the Wild Hunt, 2nd in command of the Aen Elle Elves, mass murderer of millions of humans, dines on unicorns, eats humans, abhors drinking alcohol as an evil sin, loyal to King Auberon, honest to a fault, righteous (as in holds to high religious and moral standards on fanatical levels), maker of the laws, sentancer of justice, feared by everyone in the multiverse (Elf, Human, Unicorn, Dryad, and Dwarf alike) as the most ruthless and evil of all the Aen Elle Elves (after Eredin and Avallac'h of course), fears nothing and no one, but is scared shittless of Avallac'h. One nasty side glance from tiny little bantam rooster Avallac'h can send Ge'els (literally) screaming for the hills.

 And besides, she's Ge'els' girlfriend, Avallac'h just wouldn't be Avallac'h if he wasn't finding ways to piss off Ge'els now would he? Pissing off Ge'els is Avallac'h's most favourite hobby, you know after drawing porn, stripping clothes off women as he walks through Novigrad, murdering Humans, and oh yeah, and building shrines of the women he's stalking; but after those things, stealing Ge'els' women and chasing Ge'els screaming through cemeteries, definantly big on Avallac'h's list of things to do.

Yeah, chasing Ge'els through cemetaries is a thing Avallac'h likes to do. I'm not sure why, but I just can't take these two Elves together anywhere without them starting in. I was trying to fight Drowners a few weeks ago, and did Avallac'h help Geralt fight Drowners, you know like he's SUPPOSED to be doing?

Nope. He did not.

Why?

Because we had Ge'els with us that day and while Geralt was fighting Drowners, Avallac'h was chasing Ge'els into a pack of Wild Dogs. After killing the Drowners, then rescuing Ge'els from the Wild dogs Avallac'h had siced on him, then finding and regrouping my crazy Elves, we marched off to a cemetery, and I turn my back on the Elves for 5 seconds to read a tombstone and next thing I know, Ge'els is running screaming through the cemetery and Philippa has lost her clothes.

Here have a screenshot of that episode:

Ge'els was with us here, but he's apparently scared of cemeteries as he ran off screaming... or maybe Avallac'h beat him up. I don't know. They don't seem to get along and I was too busy reading Dr. Moreau's tombstone to notice what happened. All I know is Phillippa is now naked, Ge'els is running away screaming, and Avallac'h is standing here all: "I didn't do anything" which means he definitely did something...so, you're telling us, Philippa just stipped herself naked and Ge'els is screaming for no reason at all, and you didn't do anything, yeah, right, we believe you didn't do anything, suuuuure we do.

Also, while we are talking about that particular cemetery...

...we learn that the starship Enterprise has visited Toussaint and Captain Jean-Luc Picard died while there, as he is buried in that cemetery. 

(I'm doing a completionist run, so yes, I'm reading every stone, every book, every sign, every anything, we find, including every tombstone, thus how we found this one....Ge'els died while I was reading this by the way. The Wild Hunt attacked just then.)

Oh, yeah, and just before the cemetary scene, you know back their in the field, when I'm off to save Ge'els from a pack of wild dogs. Avallac'h did not like that, so, he immediately killed Geralt with a fireball attack and I had to go fight the Drowners all over again, then find Ge'els and Avallac'h and kill the Wild dogs, you know, now that I finally got past Avallac'h to get to thee wild dogs and save Ge'els from them that is.

Avallac'h killing Geralt, because he's pissed that Geralt tried to rescue Ge'els from the Wild Dogs. Notice how my health bar was full and he one hit dropped me here.

Since bringing Avallac'h into the regular (non-quest) gameplay of the game, we've certainly changed things up a bit. Avallac'h is an npc whom you can bring in as a travel companion for your player character, Geralt. You have absolutely NO ABILITY to control the NPCs, who are pre-programed by the devs to act in non-quest gameplay the same way they do in regular primary quest game-play. There are 5,000 characters you can choose from to have travel with Geralt and you can have up to 100 of them traveling with him at a time. Some characters fight alongside you, others run away screaming when an enemy shows up.

A few, like Avallac'h, may or may not fight with you depending on what else in near by and they may or may not ALSO attack the villagers. You can have monsters, such as Leshans for companions, for example and while they fight with you, they also attack the villagers, because they are enemy characters and are programed into the game to act that way and will CONTINUE to act however they did in the primary quest version of the game. Non-fighters, won't fight, characters that do fight fight exactly as good or as poorly as they did in the quests, and characters who were enemies in the main game are wild cards that you can't turn your back on.

For example, Avallac'h, is an enemy in the primary game, though you are not made aware of this until the final boss battle when you realize the guy who supposedly has been helping you all this time IS the game's final boss. In non-quest game play, Avallac'h casually strolls over and watches Geralt fight and may or may not fight a monster, but get within 100 feet of a Human village and DAMN, watch him run off to slaughter everything and everyone around him in psychotically deranged gleeful abandon.

Evil Human-hating, Elf Wizard, Avallac'h gleefully masserquing a Human village, while 8 of his, barely visible through the blood spatter, naked women cheer him on...while Geralt (barely visible, directly behind Avallac'h, trying to run out of range, because Avallac'h can and DOES hurt Geralt as well)...is wondering: "What the fuck are you doing? We're supposed to be killing the bandits not slaughtering the villagers!"... at least he didn't kill Ge'els... AGAIN... this time... I'll be making a "Ge'els is dead" compilation video soon... let's see if I can find 100 times Avallac'h has killed Ge'els...ONLY 100, there's way more.

When I spawned Avallac'h as a travel companion for Geralt in regular non-quest game play, I forgot that in the primary quest gameplay Avallac'h is not only a villain, he's also the game's primary villain and final boss battle, and, damn.... I've had such a hard time staying alive since spawning Avallac'h as a companion... he drops the enemies then turns around and drops Geralt... and I'm sitting there staring at a "You are Dead" load screen, wondering, why the hell did he just kill me...AGAIN? What is wrong with him? He's supposed to be helping me. It's definitely interesting trying to play the game with Avallac'h as a companion, that's for sure.

After stripping women naked and chasing Ge'els across the countryside, nothing makes Avallac'h happier then bashing Human brains in.

I didn't realize how absolutely psychotic he was, until we brought him into regular non-questing game play and watched how the computer's ai plays him.

We also noticed that the first time we meet Ge'els the first words out of his mouth are: "How do you like my NEW girlfriend?" and while Geralt is trying to talk to Ge'els, you know because, the world's about to end and life needs saving, Ge'els and Avallac'h are too busy arguing over Tulip and how much she does or does not look like Lara Dorren.

After Geralt kills King Eredin's general, Imlerith, he seeks out Avallac'h's help to kill Eredin's other two generals, Caranthir and Ge'els... notice how Avallac'h (who normally maintains intense, unbreaking eye contact) looks away and can not keep eye contact every time he mentions his son Caranthir (who Geralt is not yet aware is Avallac'h's son.)... Avallac'h does not want either his son Caranthir or his brother Ge'els harmed, but he also doesn't want Geralt to know he's related to them. Avallac'h tells Geralt that Caranthir will not listen to reason, but that it is better to make a deal, and reason with Ge'els who would not be a threat if he could be convinced Eredin was the one who killed Auberon.
Geralt, unaware that Ge'els is Avallac'h's brother, saying to Avallac'h, he doesn't want to make a deal with Ge'els and would rather just kill him.
Avallac'h flipping out in response, telling Geralt that this sort of senseless brutality of kill everything, talk later, is exactly why Ge'els abhors Humans...after much arguing, Avallac'h convinces Geralt to visit Ge'els and try to make a deal with him, peacefully, rather then attacking him with swords.
Geralt takes a break from looting Ge'els house, to watch the giant Elf, happily painting... this is an interesting scene, because if you stand here long enough, you also get the see Ge'els go dancing and twirling around his patio, like giddy toddler...be sure to look for and read Ge'els diary, before you go talk to him (once you've triggered the cutscene there is no more ability to loot his house)... you'll learn that each continent has has a Sage assigned to keeping order, that the White Frost has already taken out the West side of the planet, and absolute panic is happening in most of the Aen Elle world.
Avallac'h meets Ge'els' Tulip.
Ge'els hiding behind his painting, wishing he was seeing anyone but Avallac'h right now.
Ge'els taunting Avallac'h about Tulip, comparing her to Lara Dorren... notice Ge'els calls Avallac'h by his real name (Crevan).
Avallac'h flipping out in response and Geralt backing quickly away from Avallac'h wondering: "What the fuck just happened? Avallac'h just got done lecturing me on how I wasn't supposed to kill Ge'els and now he acts like he's gonna kill Ge'els himself."
Geralt putting LOTS of distance between himself and the enraged Avallac'h, while Ge'els quickly tries to change the subject before Avallac'h blasts him into oblivion with a spell or bashes his brain in with his staff.
Realizing he's pushed Avallac'h too far, and now fearing the tiny wizard will attack violently, Ge'els tries to call out to his guards for help.
...but the giant Elf is quickly taken hostage by Geralt and Avallac'h who threaten him to not call the guards.

The scene plays out as if Ge'els is trying to say: "You're not taking this one from me." And we are left to ask: how many of Avallac'h's women were Ge'els' women first and are ONLY with Avallac'h because Avallac'h has the ability to drain women's brains, making them mindless followers of Avallac'h, and Avallac'h is obsessed with pissed off Ge'els as much as he possibly can?

Have you ever lived on a farm and raised roosters?

Did you ever notice how the smallest bantam rooster stomps around the yard, harassing the hens, and beating up the biggest rooster of the flock? Pretend Avallac'h was a bantam rooster an Ge'els was a Jersey Giant, and every female on the planet was a hen, and you'd just about have a perfect description of Avallac'h's relationship with Ge'els.

Avallac'h is about 5'6" and Ge'els is 7'1", and Avallac'h spends an inordinate amount of time chasing Ge'els, beating up Ge'els, blasting Ge'els with spells, hitting Ge'els with his staff, and stealing Ge'els' women. Avallac'h is just strange like that.

In addition to all of Ge'els' women, Avallac'h has also been with all of Geralt's women.

Inside the Corvo Bianco Vineyard Estate/Geralt's house. Geralt, coming out of kitchen and wondering why Avallac'h and 5 naked women are coming out of Geralt's bedroom...

Avallac'h has been with almost every women Geralt has been with, and then some. He had a one time affair with Keira Mertz, Fringilla Vigo, Philippa Eilhart, and seems to have attempted one with Triss and Yennefer, but they were too hung up on Geralt, though he was able to get inside their heads and have them following him around like puppies during the "Battle Preparations" and "On Thin Ice" quests. 

Here, have a picture of THAT scene:

The Battle Preparations Quest: Avallac'h with Ciri, Triss, Yennefer, Margarita, Fringilla, and Philippa, and Geralt walking into the room, wondering why all of his (Geralt's) women are naked and standing in a circle around Avallac'h, obediently obeying his every word, about to rush off and help Avallac'h start the apocalypse.
And again... this one is from my FOURTH playthrough of Witcher 3 Wild Hunt. Yep... as of May 20, 2018, I'm now on my 4th time through the game.

Of course there was his long standing relationship with Lara Dorren, which is why he's now nuts. The fastest way to send Avallac'h into a raging, hellfire, of flaming inferno fury is to mention Lara Dorren. Do not mention Lara Dorren in Avallac'h's presence. Ever. Just... don't. You may find your brain on the opposite side of the room from your body as he freezes you with White Frost, blasts you with Ard, then shattered your skull with his staff, while lopping off your head with his sword. Never mention Lara Dorren.

Avallac'h, Ge'els, and Lara Dorren promedarding through a field of dead Human Witch Hunters that Avallac'h just killed.

Avallac'h is insanely in love with his brother Auberon's daughter, Lara Dorren. He intended to marry her but she married a Human, and he had a psychotic breakdown over it and immediately responded to the situation by going to the world of humans and committing mass genocide murdering thousands of Humans. He is rumoured to have then murdered Lara Dorren a few months later, because she gave birth to a half-Elf.

He's also had relationships with ALL of Lara Dorren's female descendants over a period of some 200 years. It is unknown how many prostitutes he has racked up over the centuries, though it is known he has quite a lot of them.

And that list, that's just his Elf, half-Elf, and Human women. He also has Succubi and Vampires, and as I'm only 300 hours and 47% into the game, we'll probably find others.

We are left to wonder are there any women in the books or game, Avallac'h has NOT been with and is he trying to compete with Geralt to see who can jump into bed with the most women before the end of the game?

Avallac'h, an Elven Mage, walking through the streets of Novigrad... the city with a full on ban of both mages and Elves. Seen here, boldly walking through the square, crowded with Witch Hunters, as Elves and Mages burn on pries to either side of him... yet no one has noticed the Elf Wizard as they are too busy wondering why all the women in the square are suddenly naked... and Geralt wondering "Why the fuck am I travelling with this guy? He's gonna get us both killed."

A very old Elf, many centuries old, he now has trouble with physical sex, and being a psion (psychic) has devise a way of having sex with women, without actually having sex with them anymore. He links minds with them, like Spock does on Star Trek, to fuck their brains while draining their will power, thoughts, memories, and replace their now empty brain, with anything he wants to put in there. Then strips their clothes off them, and has hoards of nude, mindless zombie women just following him around for no reason at all...because...well... I don't know why. But hey, this is Avallac'h, what else is he gonna do?

Geralt has decided to take a break from fighting and is now sitting and watching the naked women dance around Avallac'h as Avallac'h stops using magic to fight and is now beating a shalmear over the head with his staff. He is so damned violent....Geralt is also wondering: "What the fuck? Is he high on fisteck? That's not how you fight a shalmaer. And he's working himself into a psychotic bloodlust frenzy... do I need to have my sword ready when Avallac'h gets done beating the shalmaer to death?"
Geralt, once again, wondering why he's traveling with a crazy Elf... and wondering where Avallac'h's clothes have gone.

Clearly Avallac'h is insane, and we actually know why, because both the games and the novels the games were based off of tell us why: he fell in love, she married someone else, and he went nuts.

Avallac'h is the geneticist (Dr. Moreau style mad scientist) who created The Wild Hunt (a group of mutated 7-foot tall, super soldier giant Elves - including Ge'els whom Avallac'h also created) and is hell bent on creating "A Child of the Elder Blood" with Ciri, who possess Elder Blood.


Ciri, the half-Elf/half-Human whom Avallac'h claims looks exactly like Lara Dorren.

Avallac'h is convinced he can create a god-child with her and with said god-child control the universe.

He has already succeeded in creating one such god-child using synthetic Elder Blood, Wild Hunt General Caranthir, unfortunately, Caranthir turned out to become a mass murdering madman, or as Avallac'h calls him "The Golden Child turned criminal." So now he's trying again, this time with Ciri, as he's concluded only real Elder Blood will work, as all his experiments with synthetic Elder Blood failed.

Avallac'h intended to marry Lara Dorren, the original Elf to be born with Elder Blood, however, she married a Human and Avallac'h had a psychotic breakdown over it.

Avallac'h and Ciri at Kaer Morhen. The Elf is only happy when he's with Ciri. Avallac'h is aloof and bored most times we see him, in both the books and the games, however, around Ciri we see him "come alive" chattering happily, and seemingly, his excitement for life restored.

 

Ciri, unlike everyone else, is NOT afraid of Avallac'h. She stands up to him, yells at him, disobeys him, challenges his authority, raped him (yes, that happened in the novels), twice in the novels and once in the game she runs around smashing everything he owns, she punches him, hits him, tells him EXACTLY what she thinks of him (which isn't always nice). We often see her going out of her way to spitefully hurt his feelings and him leaving upset.
.. and he seems to thrive on this, with all these things triggering his raging lust for her, as he's faced with interacting with the first person he's ever met that doesn't cower at his feet and obediently obey his every whim. He finds Ciri thrilling to be with and goes out of his way to obsessively be around her as much as possible.
Avallac'h seen here, going out of his way to deliberately trying to get Ciri mad at him, needling her endlessly, just so he can watch her yell at him, as no one else has ever dared stand up to him before and he finds her defiance exciting.

After Lara Dorren's death (multiple versions of how she died are told, including one version that suggests Avallac'h killed her because she was pregnant with a half-Elf), Avallac'h married her best friend (who was also his favourite prostitute) instead, and then spent 200 years largely ignoring her while obsessively stalking all of Lara Dorren's descendants.

Geralt's adopted daughter, Ciri, is Lara Dorren's 4th-great-granddaughter.

Ciri, like Lara Dorren has Elder Blood.

It is now 1272 and Avallac'h is now driving his wife, Isilira, crazy, with his obsession with Ciri, and he has built a massive shrine to Ciri in his house, while drawing nude pictures of her, which are also, all over his house and pissing his wife off.

When not living with his wife in Skellige and playing the flute, writing poetry, drawing Ciri porn, vandalising human art with purple bison and penis graffiti, and painting pictures of unicorns fucking, he lives on the 3rd floor of a brothel in Novigrad, where he spends his time watching Humans fucking and drawing even more porn of that.

Avallac'h concept art. Used as an in-game loading screen.

I did mention Avallac'h is the single most perverted character of the Witcher series and has a serious sex addiction problem, right?

No?

Well, you've probably figure that out on your own by now, anyways.

Ciri meanwhile is a lesbian, has a girlfriend, and wants nothing to do with Avallac'h, but has discovered he's so insanely obsessed with her, that she can make him do ANYTHING.

So while Avallac'h is using Ciri to create a god, Ciri is using Avallac'h to take control of the universe herself, which Avallac'h is aware of and is perfectly fine with.

Avallac'h has not informed ANY of his women, that, he, like ALL mages in the Witcher universe, is infertile, due to too much prolonged use of radioactive magic. 

A strange scene in the game, when a random old woman asks Ciri, out of the blue, if she's ever had sex with a man, and Ciri becomes agitated, frightened, and turns to Avallac'h to see him glaring angrily at her.... before either of them can say anything the woman says: "Ah, I got my answer."
...and then in the very next sentence the old woman tells Ciri that Avallac'h is infertile... which is the first time Ciri is informed of this... Ciri, who is now 33 years old in this scene, has been being blackmailed into having sex with Avallac'h, for the past 21 years, on the promise he'll let her go (he's keeping her prisoner) once she gives him a baby. (Though he has also stated he doesn't care if he's the father or not, thus why he tossed her in bed with his brother Auberon as well.)

So, he is now blackmailing Ciri into having sex with him. He'll help her take over the universe, if she lets him get her pregnant, then give him the baby to raise as god. Except she doesn't know he can't get her pregnant, which he does know, but has decided not to tell her. His brother, the king, knows Avallac'h can't get her pregnant, so, he comes up with the idea of, "Hey, I'll get her pregnant for you!" Now Avallac'h, instead of trying to impregnate her himself, is setting up sex orgies in his lab, so he can watch other Elves breed Ciri. (He uses the term "breed", classifying her as a "breeder".) And he draws porn pictures of that too.

Viceroy Ge'els and Chancelor Eredin, are all, "You can't do this, Avallac'h and King Auberon are insane, they've both lost their freaking minds!" So Eredin kills the king, crowns himself king, orders Ciri executed, strips Avallac'h of all his titles, palaces, and lands, and orders him executed too. Avallac'h and Ciri escape King Eredin, and spend 21 years jumping portals from one planet to the next, fleeing The Wild Hunt every step of the way.

The Wild Hunt = King Eredin's army, also known as The Red Riders. The Wild Hunt are those previously mentioned, 7 foot tall super soldier giant Elves that Avallac'h has created in his lab.

Somewhere along the line, Avallac'h abandoned his goal of creating a god-child, and now has made the only goal of his life to protect Ciri at all costs, becoming a psychotically deranged, vicious, bloodthirsty, Human killing, Elf murdering battle mage, ready to kill anything and everything that even looks at Ciri...and gaining him the title of the most powerful mage in the galaxy, with entire planets trembling at his feet.

All the while, Avallac'h is teaching Ciri how to do everything he does and the student who is hell bent on taking over the universe, is fast becoming more powerful than the master, as he turns her into the universe controlling god, he intended their child to be. Thus, Ciri is now a god in training, with Avallac'h hatching plots to us her to take control of the universe.

Avallac'h's wife, Isilira surveying the carnage of the Human Avallac'h just massacred and wondering, "Why the fuck am I travelling with my psychopathic husband, and why the hell is he dragging Ge'el's Tulip around with us?" While Avallac'h runs off to find more Humans to kill and Geralt wonders: "Why didn't Tulip's panties vanish when the rest of her clothes did?"

 


Ciri, who still is unaware Avallac'h has a wife, has now fallen in love with Avallac'h and becomes just as fiercely protective of him, as he is of her. 

Basically Avallac'h and Ciri become the Bonnie and Clyde of the Witcher Universe, as they make their way across the universe, simultaneously saving and destroying planets as they go.

We see Avallac'h have two starkly differant personalities.:

One: gentle, kind, loving, calm, quiet, a lover of art and history, spending hours in his books reading, content to live his life doing nothing but sitting in flower gardens painting and drawing pictures of women.

The other: deadly, brutal, vicious, ready to kill anything and everything that threatens anyone he loves and has vowed to protect.

While his sexual morals are questionable, he's very protective and devoted to the care of ALL of his women, even his prostitutes. He's not in the habit of using women then abandoning them, and any women once she's been with him once, gets added to his list of women he takes care of and looks out for. Though at times he does this to such extremes that he comes off as stalker creepy, insanely jealous, and overly possessive.

And while we also see him as the deranged mad scientist, we see too that a lot of that was King Auberon's doing, with Avallac'h giving up that part of his life upon Auberon's death.

Avallac'h with all 5 of his (canon to the books and games) lovers. In this picture in order: Ciri (half-Elf/Elder Blood), Corinne Tilly (Human/Sorceress), Avallac'h (High Elf/Aen Saevherne Aen Elle Elf), player character Geralt (Wolf-blooded Mutant), Isilira (Aen Elle Elf), Margarita (Human/Sorceress), Tulip (Aen Elle Elf)...and weird fact: You NEVER ONCE see Avallac'h's wife naked. He NEVER strips her naked like he does all the other women. With her temper, I'm guessing she'd kill him, if he did, so he doesn't.

It appears that, left to his own, Avallac'h is content to surround himself with beautiful women, art, history books, and obsessing over obsessively with sex and never do anything else.

In fact we only see him become violent when one of his women is threatened, in which case he fiercely defends and protects her. We are left to believe that if no one was to ever threaten any of his women, he'd never show any level of aggression at all.

He also is EXTREMELY honest, when asked questions directly, though he'll avoid answering if the question is not worded to be very specific and very direct. He does not deny anything he's done, not when Ge'els accuses him of blackmail and rape, and again not when Geralt accused him of being a murderer.

Geralt calling Avallac'h a murderer: "Tell me, how do you do it? Sit around playing the flute, painting pictures of rutting unicorns in gorgeous landscapes, building ornately sculptured towers... and than mass murdering us Humans." Avallac'h does not deny the accusation, and responds to tell Geralt he kills Humans with the same ease Humans kill Elves and Witchers kill Monsters. ...and now we know that in addition to visiting brothels to draw pictures of Humans fucking, Avallac'h also paints pictures of Unicorns fucking as well. Weird sex-crazed Elf.

Meanwhile, Geralt is trying to find his daughter, Ciri, who we learn was kidnapped by Avallac'h and tossed into his sex crazed lab experiments when she was only 12 years old. With both Geralt and the Wild Hunt on their trail, Avallac'h and Ciri become desperate to escape...and make the mistake of turning to Avallac'h's son Caranthiar for help. 

Avallac'h's son Caranthiar, the powerful battle mage who cast the Uma Curse on Avallac'h.

Avallac'h is allergic to dimeritium and silver. Weapons made of either metal are deadly to him. If captured, he can easily be restrained by chains and shackles made of dimertrium, which leaves him suffering seizures and drains him of his ability to cast magic.

 Because he casts both hand signs and verbal spells, in addition to alchemy potions, rune stones, and ritual magic, it requires dimeritium handcuffs and a gag to disable his ability to fight back. Even than he is not totally without defence, as he possess psychic abilities and can still cast limited spells without any potions, rituals, spoken words, or hand gestures, thus knocking him unconscious after binding and gagging him is the only way to completely disable him.

It is for this reason Carathir cast the Uma Curse on Avallac'h, as it took away his ability to speak, crippled his hands, and scrambled his brain's ability to focus.

Avallac'h as The Mysterious Masked Mage


A very vain Elf, considered to be one of the most beautiful of all the Elves, Avallac'h is devastated when the Uma Curse starts to take hold of him, transforming him into a hideous creature. In the time period between the casting of the Uma Curse and it fully taking hold of him, he begins to wear a mask to hide changes the spell has caused.

Avallac'h as Uma

In one scene Ciri tells Geralt that she did not believe Carathir was actually trying to hurt Avallac'h, as the Uma curse served only to humiliate him and make him unable to protect Ciri. Carathiar could have killed Avallac'h while he was crippled by the Uma Curse and choose not to.

The Uma Curse turns Avallac'h into a deformed, mute, midget, who is captured by a circus, and put on display as a side show freak, until the circus owner loses him to the Bloody Baron in a card game.

Crippled by The Uma Curse, Avallac'h's last breath went to sending Ciri to The Isle of Mists, a place that exists outside of time and space, putting her into a coma, and trusting her care to the guard of 7 Dwarves. Years pass with no one able to find either Ciri or Avallac'h, until Geralt finds Uma and takes him back to the other Witchers.

Avallac'h, as Uma, is bound in dimetrium, tortured, vivisected, his blood filled with poisons, and left permanently crippled, in a ritual known as The Trial of Grasses, that breaks the Uma Curse, but leaves Avallac'h in a coma, permanently damaging his nervous system, leaving him with trembling hands and frozen pupils that no longer respond to light (thus why he wears a hood outside). Had he been left to the Witchers, they would have continued to torture him until they killed him, however Yennefer stepped in and decided to take the injured Elf and nurse him back to health.

Avallac'h as Uma - tortured by the Witchers. (Concept art used as in-game loading screen.)
The same scene in-game: Avallac'h as Uma, Yennefer lifting the curse.
The same scene in-game: Witchers Vesemir, Geralt, Eskel, and Lambert, with Sorceress Yennefer. The dying Avallac'h passed out and strapped down with dimeritium bonds, on the torture table, after having been vivisected, and his veins pumped with poison, while the Witchers decide what next to do to him.

Avallac'h is severely allergic to dimeritium which causes violent seizures and vomiting, exposed to enough of it puts him into a coma, and prolonged exposure to it could kill him; also allergic to silver on a lesser degree; suffers from nerve damage which causes trembling hands, twitching fingers, and frozen pupils that do not respond to light; lacks physical strength due to his advanced age; frequently collapses after casting large spells, remaining bedridden for days or weeks to a time requiring the care of someone he trusts during that time; like all mages in the Witcherverse Avallac'h is infertile, which infuriates him as his primary goal in life is to get Ciri pregnant.

If one seeks to capture Avallac'h, dimeritium bombs (which scatter dimeritium dust in the air) will quickly weaken him, send him into convulsive seizures, and temporarily cause him to lose his ability to cast spells or otherwise use magic. This effect lasts until the air clears, at which point he'll start using healing spells to heal himself once again. To prevent him from healing himself, one must work quickly to bind him in dimeritium handcuffs.

When captured by the Witchers, Vesemir put dimeritium shackles on him, then tied the chain to a crate that was filled with dimeritium ingots. When Geralt questions him on this, Vesemir, then explains that he discovered the creature to be terribly distressed by coming into contact with dimeritium. He next proves this to Geralt by moving more crates of dimeritium ingot into the area and watching the dying Elf scream in agony, lashing desperately against the shackles trying violently to claw them off his arms to escape the sering pain he's being subjected to. Avallac'h, as Uma, is kept chained up like this for several weeks in Kaer Morhen, and we see over the course of this period, Vesemir, Lambert, and Eskel all bringing more crates of dimeritium in and piling them around the trapped creature, increasing his suffering.

When Avallac'h was tortured by the Witchers during the Trial of Grasses, they were able to restrain him by using dimeritium bands, to strap him down to a metal torture table that was also made of dimeritium.

The Trial of Grasses aka The Va Fail, Elaine quest: Avallac'h strapped down to the dimeritium torture table... and as you can see from the "Quest Complete" achievement on screen, the player themselves has to torture Avallac'h...you get step by step instructions on how to do it, have to go gather all the ingredients, brew the potions, slice him open and put those glass tubes in his arms... and... then there's a whole section of the quest that involves, you have to go clean Elf vomit off the floor and Yennefer.... it's one of the strangest quests in the game, and it would have been even stranger except the dev decided to cut out 15 minutes of Geralt as chef cutscene.

While the witchers had him strapped to the dimeritium torture table, they sliced open Avallac'h's viens, inserting glass tubes into his arms and then pumping poisons into his blood. The poisons used were: Forktail spinal fluid, Manticore poison gland, Albino bruxa tongue, Bryonia, Ribleaf (hosta), and Mandrake root. This process of forcing toxins into his bloodstream continued for some 48 hours, while the dying Elf screamed in agony the entire time, begging for mercy. Being vivisected in this manner resulted in causing permanent damage to the Elf's nervous system and is the cause of his trembling hands, twitching fingers, and frozen pupils that no longer react to light.

The 3 glass tubes used in The Trial of Grasses
Ribleaf
A Forktail
Albino bruxa tongue
Bryonia
Mandrake root
Manticore poison gland

During the Trail of Grasses, we see Avallac'h wracked by terrible seizures, vomiting uncontrollably, and at one point his heart stopping and the panicked Yennefer desperately trying to revive the dead Elf, which she is successful in doing, but he quickly slips into a coma, which he remains in for several weeks.

Avallac'h - tortured by the Witchers - passed out and slipping into a coma. Yennefer's words as she decides to take care of him and nurse him back to health.

 

If you want to read some weird fan ...uhm... *cough* comment conversation discussions on fanfiction stories *cough* about the Witcher series, try Googling "vomit on Yennefer"... that's a thing.

There's a *cult* of people who fetishize vomit on Yennefer. And you know... I know I have some weird fetishes, especially when it comes to Elves, but Elf vomit, is just not one of them.

While the fanfiction world has a field day over the vomit scene, what actually happened was Avallac'h vomits all over Yennefer while she's trying to magically treat his injuries and then Eskel and Geralt have an argument over who gets to undress and bath Yennefer, because she now can't move without hurting Avallac'h and just kind of stuck there where she is, covered in Elf vomit while 2 Witchers argue.

According to the fanfiction world, that very cannon, Avallac'h vomiting on Yennefer scene is supposed to be very erotic. I don't see it, and I'm like the biggest Avallac'h screaming fangirl on the planet. I'm sorry, but an Elf vomiting on me, would not be anymore erotic than anything else vomiting on me. You people who took the vomit scene and turned it into erotic fanfiction are weird. Just saying.

Avallac'h, shortly after vomiting on Yennefer. I think one of the reasons fanfiction went wild with this scene is because it's also one of the few times we see Avallac'h butt naked.

The prolonged contact with dimetrium, leaves Avallac'h crippled for the rest of his life, causing him to now be weaker after casting spells, then he previously had been. This is how bad a problem dimeritium is for Avallac'h and why he avoids contact with it.

Elves in general have allergies to dimeritium, thus why Witchers use dimeritium in their armour, weapons, and bombs, when planning to go up again either The Wild Hunt or Scoia'tael, Aen Elle or Aen Seidhe.

Since the Uma Curse and then The Trial of Grasses, Avallac'h can not travel very far between resting and is frequently bedridden for several days to a time.

The now crippled, invilade, Avallac'h stopping to rest.

Avallac'h is physically very weak, with the game and books describing him with the words: "ancient", "elderly", "crippled", "invilade", and "suffering from serious nerve damage", while also describing him as having difficulty using his hands due to "violently twitching fingers" and wearing a hood when outside because of having "pupils that do not react to light"...both his twitching fingers and dilated/frozen pupils are attributed to nerve damage caused by the toxic poisons Vesimer vivisected into Avallac'h's bloodstream while the Witchers were torturing him during The Trial of Grasses.

Not yet recovered from the Trial of Grasses, Geralt has to frequently stop and wait for the crippled Avallac'h to rest. Seen here, Avallac'h is too exhausted to move forward and has built a fire to rest by, while Geralt sits and listens to the Elf talk about the White Frost which is destroying his home planet:

We see Avallac'h in this scene, speaking in Elvish, then remembering he is talking to a Human and correcting himself, while trying to come up with a Human translation for what he is saying. Avallac'h does not know the Human language well and has trouble communicating with Humans. Because of his difficulty in speaking the Human language, Avallac'h remains silent through most of the game, rarely speaking. When given the opportunity to talk though, he becomes a chatterbox and chatters happily about whatever thing it is he focused on. Avallac'h is also a portrait artist and painter, and loves Elven history. Get him talking on these things and you can't get him to shut up...even when Ciri tells him to shut up, he just ignores her and keeps on talking.

Avallac'h has a vampire-like ability to absorb other nearby mage's magic powers, which gives him his brief, wild, psychotically deranged, excessively violent bursts of energy in battle. However he can not sustain prolonged fighting and is quickly exhausted only 2 or 3 minutes after starting to fight; this however is usually enough time for him to call down The White Frost, freeze his enemies, then blast them to pieces with an Ard like blast from his staff. Any enemies who survive this are quickly bludgeoned with the staff while simultaneously beheaded with his sword.

Though said to be the galaxy's most powerful mage, with no sorceress or wizard of any species able to come close to matching his abilities, Avallac'h is physically very weak, and in poor health, a result of his advanced age. Most Elves live to 500 years old. His brother King Abueroun lived to 650 before being murdered, and Avallac'h is around 2,000 years old, making him the oldest known living Elf .

There are several inconsistencies here... because we are also told Avallac'h is YOUNGER than Auberon, and that Auberon is Lara Dorren's father (which makes Auberon's relationship with Ciri incest; and also makes Avallac'h's relationship with Lara Dorren, Cri, and the rest of Lara's decendancts incest as well) and she died only 200 years ago, while Auberon was still alive 20 years ago when Avallac'h first met Ciri. We are told that Avallac'h travels through time and space and are left to assume that the Avallac'h we know in the game, is from a far distant future, AFTER the White Frost has destroyed his home planet, and is back here in the past trying to prevent this. (This is the only possible explanation for how he can be BOTH younger then the 650 year old Auberon AND also be 2,000 years old, and well as explains WHY he knows future events like the fact the White Frost will destroy his planet, something he claims to have ALREADY SEEN HAPPEN.)

The Witcher series suffers from A LOT of inconsistencies like this, where it says one thing in one novel, something different in the next novel, changes to say something totally different in the comic books, then changes again to say something completely different in every single game. There is absolutely no consistency from one novel, comic book, or game to the other, even though the same author oversaw all of it.

The series DOES however give a logical explanation for these rampant inconsistencies, and explains that each version of something Geralt learns, is just a rumor he overheard from someone and may or may not be what actually happened, leaving Geralt with lots of different versions of the same thing.

Avallac'h one hit dropping 30+ hanse bandits on Death March settings... whoops, I forgot Avallac'h was a villain and didn't realize that by changing the game to Death March (which increases enemy attack power) I would also increase Avallac'h's attack power and turn him into a Death God.

Avallac'h avoids confrontations unless he is positive he can win. Spell casting weakens him, with Avallac'h often collapsing unconscious after casting a large spell. Casting very difficult and powerful spells can leave him bedridden for days even weeks afterwards, at which point he requires someone he trusts to take care of him until he recovers. This job usually falls to his lover Ciri or his favorite prostitute Isilira, and once Yennefer. He can not cast a large spell, then run into a fight. Avallac'h is quick to flee from fights, if he has recently cast a spell. 

Also, when Avallac'h is high on fistek (cocaine) he runs around in his underwear.

Avallac'h running into battle wearing only his skivvies, and Geralt trying to run out of the way of Avallac'h's overpowered Ard blast.

And speaking of Elves on fistek, have you ever wondered what happens when Geralt takes fistek?

Our gentle giant, Ge'els is having a nervous breakdown because he just stepped on and killed Thumbelina. Tulip is dead, we don't know why. Rapunzel is hanging from her tower in a noose made of her own hair. The Emperor is running around naked. A little matchbox girl is trying to sell us fistek. A timer is telling us our magic testicle superpowers are 50% worn off and we'll need to go rub our brass balls again soon. Avallac'h is happily killing villagers of the fairy tale book we just popped into. And Geralt is wondering "What the fuck did Avallac'h put in my drink? Why am I standing in a field of poppies and giant magic mushrooms?"

While fierce, temperamental, and headstrong in battles he knows he can win, Avallac'h is easily frightened against a foe he thinks can actually injure or kill him. We know Avallac'h has been seriously injured, nearly killed, on multiple occasions, and is now in ill health and crippled because of it.

On multiple occasions we see him display PTSD levels of fear when faced with the possibility of having to fight someone who has an upper hand, physically, over him. Such is the case when we see him briefly, become absolutely terrified of Ciri in the scene with Ge'els and Corinne.

(As you know, I'm making this page because I'm CosPlaying Avallac'h and most of my followers never heard of him before. Ge'els is my 2nd fave character of the Witcher franchise, btw. Expect to see me CosPlaying him as well. You'll likely see a page about Ge'els show up here on my site too. I wish Ge'els had more on screen game time. We see him in game for a grand total of just 7 minutes of a game that is 612 hours long!)

My 2 favourite Elves together- In order: Geralt, Ge'els, Avallac'h, & Ciri. ... Viceroy Ge'els trying to pit Ciri against Avallac'h, reminding Ciri that Avallac'h kidnapped her, locked her in a cage, kept her his prisoner, used her like a lab rat in his experiments, raped her, then blackmailed her into letting King Auberon rape her as well. Avallac'h, scared Ge'els' words will turn Ciri against him, backing away and looking for an escape route.

Ge'els doesn't like Avallac'h and is quick to try to pit Ciri against him. In this scene, we see Avallac'h at first very bold in introducing Ge'els to Ciri, Avallac'h displaying quite an alarming level of arrogant dominance over Ge'els, then suddenly become terrified and quickly putting a large space of distance between himself and Ciri, when Ge'els changes the conversation to accuse Avallac'h of raping Ciri and telling her, she should be fighting against her attacker and kidnapper, not helping him.

Avallac'h continues to back away as Ge'els' accusations fly. Avallac'h is clearly very scared of Ciri and is afraid Ge'els' words will turn her on him. As Avallac'h slowly backs his way to the nearest door, we see his eyes darting from Ge'els to Ciri, as he becomes very openly and visibly terrified that Ge'els will convince Ciri to attack and kill him, which is Ge'els intention. However, the tables quickly turn against Ge'els, when, yes, Ciri does in fact lose her temper and lash out... however at Ge'els, not Avallac'h.

Ciri starts yelling at the giant 7 foot tall Elf, boldly lunging at him and screaming that she will not turn on Avallac'h, in spite of what he did, openly admitting that he did in fact rape her and she doesn't care, because unlike Ge'els and Eredin, Avallac'h has never hurt her, isn't murdering her friends, has been the only person to risk his life to help her, and almost died trying to save her life from the Red Riders, whom Avallac'h had once been the commanding general of.

Avallac'h, now glaring daggers at Ge'els as Ciri turns on the viceroy.

 

It is through this conversation we learn that like Ge'els, Avallac'h once was a ruling nobel of the Aen Elle Elves, with palaces, and was a commanding officer of The Wild Hunt... and now, he is outcast from Aen Elle society, lost his titles, his property, his home, his family, his friends, has lost the respect of the Aen Elle, is living on Earth with Humans, constantly on the run, wandering the galaxy searching for someplace to hide, left with nothing, all because he (one of the purests blooded of all the pure blooded Elves) chose to defend Ciri (a half-Elf) when Eredin tried to have her killed.

We also see in this scene, Ge'els acuss Avallac'h of killing Auberon and stating that no matter what lies Avallac'h has come up with this time, he still refuses to crown Avallac'h king of the Aen Elle. This one line, gives us a look into Avallac'h's ambitions that we hadn't seen before, as we realize he's the Herbalist who drugged the aphrodisiac that Eredin used to kill King Auberon with.

With Ciri's open defense of Avallac'h, Ge'els now backs away scared, while Avallac'h moves to stand beside Ciri and his facial expression changes to absolute pure hatred for Ge'els. We see Avallac'h's bipolar nature as he goes in a matter of seconds from trembling in fear to going full swing psychotically enraged and ready to kill.

But... wait a minute... then Avallac'h gets bored with the conversation, (which is taking place in his room at the brothel in Novigrad) leaves Ge'els and Ciri to argue if it's worse to be a perverted sex-crazed deviant or a mass murdering lunatic, while he goes off to rip Corinne Tilley's clothes off, toss her on his bed, and psychically mind fucks her, having an orgasm in front of everybody while he does it and, doesn't care who sees him doing this.

However, just to piss Ge'els off, you know, because that's what Avallac'h does best and it is after all his favorite thing to do, Avallac'h has just drained Corinne's brain, put his own thoughts into Corinne's head, and then teleports them back out of Corinne and into Ge'els. So, not only is Avallac'h psychically brain raping this woman, he's sending bloody thoughts of murder into Ge'els' head while he does it. (And we know this because this cutscene next cuts out and goes into Ge'els' head where we see exactly what Avallac'h is forcing him to see.)

Poor Ge'els.

I'm thinking, seeing into Avallac'h's head is, kind of, is not something Ge'els really wants to be doing.

Actually... I'm not sure ANYBODY really wants to see into Avallac'h's head... he's got some weird freaky ass shit going on in his head.

Avallac'h, having an orgasm while he psychically mind fucks Corinne Tilly, drains her brain of her memories, puts his own memories into her head, then teleports them back out of her head and into Ge'els' head. Weird, brain sucking sexless group Elf sex happening here.

But, poor Ge'els, has just had Avallac'h's memories of the day Auberon died, zapped into his head, via, Avallac'h having an orgasm over a naked woman.

That's so very Avallac'h of him.

And, I've played through this scene 4 times now and I still  haven't decided yet, if this scene is supposed to be erotic or disturbing or both.

You know, for an Elf who is secretive and hides his private life from everyone, he's damn bold and ballsy when it comes to how overly sexual he is with women in public.

But hey, there's two women in the room here with Avallac'h... why should he stop with ripping the clothes off just one woman, when he can rip the clothes off Ciri as well...

After Avallac'h gets done mind fucking Corinne, Ge'els is off to be deeply disturbed over the images Avallac'h teleported into his head, while Ciri has now lost her clothes as well.

This scene contains two typically Avallac'h features:

  1. Avallac'h can not be in sight of a woman without teleporting her clothes off of her and sending them to who knows where.
  2. Avallac'h can not be near Ge'els without purposely going out of his way to do something to upset and deeply disturb Ge'els. Poor Ge'els.

Poor Ge'els. It just can't be said enough. Look at him. He's freaked out almost as bad as he was the day he stepped on Thumbalina.

And then after Ge'els accidently killed Thumbalina, Avallac'h goes a drops a whale on him. Then he gets kicked by a donkey, while Avallac'h laughs at him. And then, while Geralt was trying to unlock a door Avallac'h thought it would be funny to push Ge'els off a cliff.

Avallac'h is supposed to be helping Ge'els find his stolen paints, but Avallac'h is right now too busy looking down the blouse of the woman bending over picking flowers.
Ge'el has stepped on Thumbelina, and is crying hysterically over it, while Avallac'h kills everyone else, and Geralt wonders what the fuck is going on?
Ge'els really should have known better then to stand this close to the edge while Avallac'h was standing behind him.
It's raining whales and petunia pots. With a wizard like Avallac'h around, it's a wonder Ge'els ever goes outside at all.
Poor Ge'els, even the donkeys are out to get him...or did Avallac'h do it? He is a telepath that can make others do whatever he wants them to do and he is standing there staring intently at the donkey.
Ge'els is a Griffin magnet... they attack him so often.
Ge'els is running from a Griffin, while Avallac'h just lays on the grass casually watching and does not a damned thing.... he appears to be too comfortable to get up and is waiting to see if Ge'els can outrun the beast that's fast overtaking him.
Avallac'h watching Ge'els run by screaming, while a griffin swoops down at him.
Avallac'h has decided to stand up, but he's still not doing anything, but watching, while Ge'els is screaming: "Dearest mummy! Aaaa!"

Yes. Poor Ge'els. Ge'els is on the wrong end of Avaalac'h's sex-crazed jerkass antics far more often then he'd like to be.

At least now we understand why the first time we see Ge'els it's like this...

Ge'els hiding behind his painting as he stares in horror at the visitors who've just teleported into his house. "Oh god, no, why is Avallac'h in my house? Anybody but Avallac'h. I thought we got rid of him. Why is he in my house?"

I think of any character in the series, Ge'els deserves the most pity and sympathy, just for what he has to put up with from Avallac'h. You know, here's Ge'els just minding his own business, happily killing Humans and eating Unicorns, while painting creepy dissected Salvador Dali style pictures of naked women, and then Avallac'h breaks into his house, kidnaps him, takes him to the world of humans, and starts zapping freaky henti shit into Ge'els' head.

Yes, poor Ge'els, is all we can think to say here. Look how distressed Ge'els is in this picture, while Ciri glares daggers of hate at Corinne thinking: "I know why he took my clothes off, I look like his Lara, what the hell is he taking your clothes off for too?"

Avallac'h has stripped all the women in the room naked, had psychic sex with them (you know because he's Muslim and Ramadan is going on right now, so he's not eaten anything in 3 weeks and is not allowed to have actual sex for a few more days yet), then he freaked out Ge'els, and had himself a public orgasm over the whole thing, so he's all set now. 

And Geralt is just standing there looking back and forth from Avallac'h to Ge'els wondering: "Why the fuck am I in this Elf's brothel apartment, and what the hell am I watching him do to everyone, where did all the women's clothes go, and why is Ge'els having a nervous break down over there? Look at all those porn pictures Avallac'h's been drawing on the floor over there. Wait, didn't Dandelion say this was a cabaret now, not a brothel anymore? Does Dandelion have any clue what Avallac'h does in this room? Damned crazy Elves and not a drop of Vodka anywhere in this place!"

Supposedly Avallac'h and Ge'els grew up together, are around the same age, and for several centuries ruled the Aen Elle side by side under the reign of King Auberon. It seems they were once the best of friends and we are left to wonder, what the heck happened to cause the falling out, that has now resulted in this weird twisted rivalry they now got going on between them. 

Actually we don't have to ask... we know. The novel Lady of the Lake, tells us what happened:

Avallac'h is the drug dealer who was making the fistek that Auberon was taking the day he died of what was supposedly a drug overdose on drugs Avallac'h made. Ciri was with Auberon when he died and was seen running from his room. She escaped the palace via jumping on board Avallac'h boat, while being chased down by Eredin.

The enchanted boat can only be moved by Avallac'h's will, and he was no where to be found, but was nearby enough to know what was going down as the boat mysteriously takes off, leaving Eredin behind, taking Ciri out of the city, as Avallac'h's barrier collapses, letting her escape to the field of unicorns, where she joins forces with the unicorns and escapes the world of the Aen Elle, while Eredin and the Aen Elle army scramble to catch her before she gets off the planet only to be thwarted by Avallac'h's barrier that goes back up after Ciri is safely on the other side of it.

Chaos ensues as the Aen Elle empire is brought crashing down in total chaotic panic, with the death of The Alder King, seemingly at the hands of Ciri and Avallac'h, who were in fact framed by Eredin.

With Eredin claiming himself a witness to the murder that he in fact committed, Ge'els crowns Eredin the new king, and and all out manhunt is called up as the Aen Elle army (The Wild Hunt) is sent out to travel the multiverse in search of Ciri and Avallac'h to bring them to justice for the crime they are accused of by did not commit.

Auberon's death leaves Viceroy Ge'els in control until a new king is named, and with Avallac'h both next in line to be king AND the one every finger is pointing to while screaming murder, Ge'els is forced to order Avallac'h executed for murder and crown Eredin king.

But try to catch a planeswalking psion who can teleport through time and space. Avallac'h and Ciri are thrown together, both forced to flee in a whirlwind panic as the entire Aen Elle world turns on them naming them the world most wanted criminals. Avallac'h gets Ciri to the safety of the unicorns and then is left to face the army alone. We do not know, as we are not told what happens. The story is told from Ciri's point of view, so what happened after she with the help of the unicorns fleed the planet, is unknown to us the readers.

We know from the Isle of Mists quest of the game, in the story Ciri tells Geralt, that as the Aen Elle turn on Avallac'h, he flees through a portal and is nowhere to be found, until several months later when Eredin finds Ciri, Ciri is cornered by the Wild Hunt, and about to be slaughtered, when a portal opens between her and Eredin, and Avallac'h jumped out, grabbed her and dragged her away from Eredin, while opening another portal and jumping into it, dragging her with him. She then spends the next 21 years (though only 4 years have passed for Geralt) living with Avallac'h as they flee from one world to the next with the Wild Hunt on their heels every step of the way.

Interesting fact is that Avallac'h has no real reason to be defending or helping Ciri through any of this. Had he not helped her escape and reach the unicorns, he likely would have had no trouble proving his innocence. He could have easily left her on the boat, unable to find a way to make it move, as Eredin comes running up the shore and boards the boat with her.

So why does he help her, a human, and unnecessarily cause himself to be blamed as helping her murder the king? Do we know? Yes we do.

As the weeks have passed, since Ciri fell through a portal and landed at Avallac'h's feet in the world of the Aen Elle, they've developed a bitter friendship. Neither really likes the other, both tolerate each other, because Avallac'h is a religion crazed lunatic who believes an ancient prophecy that says a Child of the Elder Blood, born to an Aen Saevherne, will end the White Frost and save everyone. Avallac'h believes he is the Aen Saevherne mentioned in the prophecy and he believes Ciri is the mother of the Child of the Elder Blood.

And as the weeks have passed, the two have bonded in a rocky friendship, that has them fighting constantly, but also both confiding in each other. It's hard to tell if they hate each other or are in love with each other, though the fact that they both get hornier over each other the more they fight with each other is very clear. Their fights are constant, in both the novels and the game.

Avallac'h and Ciri fighting. Again. Like usual.

While you only see them yelling at each other in the game, in the novels they were often hitting each other, with Ciri not beyond punching, hitting, and kicking Avallac'h and Avallac'h seen strangling and throttling her, while viciously dragging her to the ground and punching her.

Their fights in the game are mild and tame, while their fights in the novels were bloody and violently brutal.

While Avallac'h is shown as gentle and patient with Ciri in the game, he neither gentle or patient with her in the books, and Ciri is warned by unicorns, Eredin, and King Auberon, that he's very violent with his women and has been known to beat them to death in the past - Ciri is even shown a boneyards of what she is told are the remains of the THOUSANDS of human lovers Avallac'h has brutally murdered in the past 200 years.

"You'll die here, little butterfly, he'll never let you leave."

~ Eredin to Ciri, warning her of Avallac'h's human victims.

Lady of the Lake

 page 188

"You foolish maid! You're doing it for yourself. You come here for yourself and vainly try to give yourself to me. For it's your only hope, your only chance. And I'll tell you one more thing. Pray, pray zealously to your human idols, godheads, and totems. Because it'll either be me or Avallac'h and his laboratory. Believe me, you wouldn't want to end up in the laboratory and become acquainted with the alternative." 

"It's all the same to me. I'll agree to anything as long as I regain my freedom. To finally free myself from you!"

~ King Auberon to Ciri, warning her of Avallac'h's human victims.

Lady of the Lake

 page 191

Lightning flashed and Ciri cried hollowly. She was standing in a sea of bones. A boneyard. Huge heaps of bones. Shin bones, hip bones, ribs, and thigh bones. And skulls. Which bore the marks of a blade.

"Now you know. They did it. The Aen Elle. The Alder King. The Fox." 

~ Ihuarraquax the Starry Eyed Unicorn to Ciri, showing Ciri the bones of Avallac'h's human victims.

Lady of the Lake

 page 202

We see them in the game, fighting almost every single time they are together...

Ciri flipping out again, Avallac'h is not saying a word now, he's just silently staring at her while she yells at him. This scene is the first time Geralt witnesses them fighting, btw.
Avallac'h on top of Ciri, holding her down, while she screams and yells and kicks him.
Here Avallac'h is horny and trying to get Ciri mad at him so they can fight then have angry sex.
Avallac'h actually angry and ready to kill.
While you never see him hit her in the game, you do see scenes of them fighting, which include her face bruised.
Scenes when you see bruises on her face, you also see her pulling away from him, looking the other way, and avoiding eye contact.
Now they're hitting each other...or rather, Ciri's hitting Avallac'h. He's just trying to hold her back.
Ciri pissed off and Avallac'h backing away from this fight.
It's actually difficult to find scenes of them together and NOT fighting.
Avallac'h bullying Ciri, trying to get her more angry then she already is, because he's just horny again.
He's had about all he can take of her endless bitching at him, so now he's just dragging her along on the ground while she screams.
There are boulders falling from the sky and Avallac'h is trying to push Ciri back out of harms way, because she's so busy yelling at him that she's not noticed the rocks falling around them.
Avallac'h long ago discovered the best way to deal with spit-fire hell-cat Ciri, is the slam her to the ground hard enough to knock the wind out of her, then sit on her and wait for her to calm down.
Avallac'h's bullying Ciri again, because he's horny and wants sex and gets off on her bitching at him.
Ciri and Avallac'h just never stop fighting.
They are fighting again... who knew?
...yeah, Avallac'h's a sex crazed Elf and he just like getting her fighting so he can climb on top of her and hold her down while she thrashes franticly under him...and she's fully aware he gets excited by this, so you'd think she's stop kicking him, but no, they are both horny as hell, that's why they never stop fighting.
And in this one, they just got done having sex (on the corpse of a cloud giant they just killed) but were fighting just before having sex, were fighting right up to the point Ciri, shoved Avallac'h on the ground and tore his clothes off, and now that they are done fucking the hell out of each other, they are right back at each other's throats immediately fighting all over again... and this particular sex scene that just ended and erupted in them fighting again, is a CBT sex scene. As if I didn't already have enough reasons to like him. Cock and ball torture is a thing they do and one more thing we can add to Avallac'h's ever growing list of perverse things he likes...and I found this scene long after finding the rope in his bedroom. Guess we got our answer. He's kinkier than we thought he was. Avallac'h DID tell Geralt in Tower of Swallows that when it came to sex there wasn't ANYTHING he hadn't already tried....there are so many ways that can be interpreted.
The most physically violent you see them get in the game.
They got an all out brawl going on now...and in spite of what it looks like here... she's actually the one throwing the fireballs at him, while she attacks him. He's just trying to hold her back.
Now they aren't talking to each other and Geralt is really wishing he wasn't standing between two hot tempered volatile mages while they are having a lover's spat.
He's trying to walk away from this fight, but she's cornering him and not letting him leave, so, he's about to throw her on the ground again.
Ciri seen here, punching Avallac'h in the stomach and kicking him in the balls.
We also see that Avallac'h is terrified of Ciri and is quick to submit to her if she gets violent enough with him.
He just likes throwing her on the ground and climbing on top of her while she screams.
This one is hysterical, and, keep reading, in a few minutes you'll get to a point where you see this picture again and I'll tell you what's going on here. This guy supposedly has the most intelligent super powered mega brain in the universe... and yet he has no comprehension for sarcasm on any level at all... in this scene, where yet again they are fighting, Ciri is yelling insults at him and he's completely misunderstood what she said, in the most hilarious way possible.
Avallac'h is actually mad and ready to kill Ciri here.
Nameless Quest: Avallac'h & Ciri fighting. The only time in game you see Avallac'h hit Ciri. Seen here: Ciri hitting Avallac'h from behind.
Nameless Quest: Avallac'h & Ciri fighting. The only time in game you see Avallac'h hit Ciri. Seen here: Avallac'h punching Ciri back.
Nameless Quest: Avallac'h & Ciri fighting. The only time in game you see Avallac'h hit Ciri. Seen here: Avallac'h using Axii spell on Ciri.
Nameless Quest: Avallac'h & Ciri fighting. The only time in game you see Avallac'h hit Ciri. Seen here: Avallac'h carrying unconscious Ciri to boat.
Nameless Quest: Avallac'h & Ciri fighting. The only time in game you see Avallac'h hit Ciri. Seen here: Avallac'h taking Ciri to Isle of Mists.

While their fights in the game are limited mostly to yelling at each other, and Avallac'h holding Ciri back while she tries to hit him, their fights in the books are vicious, brutal, and bloody, and he can be seen punching her, hitting her, slamming her on the ground, strangling her, and sadistically choking her. 

If you've not read the novels and are wondering how Ciri got these scars on her arms, belly, and back, (though not the one on her face which happened before she met him)... Avallac'h did that to her. In the books he is VERY abusive and beats her up brutally...in the novels Avallac'h is very bipolar and goes constantly back and forth between gently and lovingly hugging, kissing, and cuddling Ciri, to viciously punching, hitting, strangling, throttling, and pumleing her into the ground. While he is incredibly protective of her and won't let anyone hurt her, he is also himself very, violently abusive of her. He doesn't seem to have much control over his fiery, hair-trigger temper, and is seen afterwards feeling very guilty and tenderly caring for the injuries he did to her.

Their relationship is very rocky because of her childish self-centered bitchiness and his inability to remain calm in the face of her being a sharp tongued, mean bitch, spoilt brat. As a general rule Avallac'h is peaceful and docile, but he flips out every time Ciri starts tossing slurs at his dead lover Lara Dorren, and bitch mouthed Ciri doesn't know when to shut her damned mouth. I don't like Ciri and frankly, I've not seen her get a beaten from Avallac'h that she didn't deserve. Considering she murdered his son, I'm not sure why he puts up with her.

With the way they fight, steadily, almost non-stop, most would assume they hated each other and not realize they were lovers... lovers is the word Avallac'h uses to describe what he and Ciri are to each other, though getting him to admit he has a relationship with her is difficult and he'll rarely speak of it at all.

While they fight constantly, we see them in both the books and the game, very quickly making up after each fight and acting almost immediately like the fight never happened. And we see them hugging in both the books and the game.

When Ciri is scared, sad, or upset, Avallac'h is the one she runs to for comfort. This is not seen as often in the game, but in the books, she is daily, multiple times a day, running crying into Avallac'h's arms. (She is also only 12 years old in the books.)

And once in the books and 12 times in the game, they stop fighting long enough to have sex.

Ciri considers Avallac'h to be her best friend, and after she meets Avallac'h, the two are rarely seen apart. Oddly, in spite of how overly sexual Avallac'h is, the two of them, were sleeping in the same bed together for many weeks, without them ever having sex. Though we frequently see Avallac'h described as hugging, holding, and embracing Ciri, he seems quite content to simply have her close to him at night, and never have sex with her. Both described as falling asleep with their clothes on.

This is a stark contrast from the nights Ciri spent with Avallac'h's older brother Auberon, who is incredibly sexual with Ciri, who strips her naked, strips naked himself, and is described in graphic porn levels, fondling, petting, and molesting her, but then likewise never having sex with her, being quite content to simply touch her until she had an orgasm and then leave her alone. Which results in her running back to Avallac'h's bed to cry herself to sleep in Avallac'h's arms while he sings whale songs to her.

There are 2 sex scenes with Ciri and Avallac'h, the first one page 179 of Lady of the Lake, when a very horny Ciri rapes Avallac'h, after once again being molested by Auberon, and a 2nd one on the following page when the two finally stop fighting long enough to have sex consensually, and in spite of the graphic details that went into the almost-sex scenes with Auberon, the sex scene with Avallac'h fades to black.

They spend most of their mornings horseback riding together, most of the days fighting, most of their evenings by the lake or on a boat, Avallac'h quietly listening to Ciri talking, and their nights cuddled up together asleep.

In stark contrast to the other men in her life, Avallac'h is very gentle with Ciri and never forces himself on her, something which astounds her as most men she encounters are trying to rape her.

During the day, when they are together, Avallac'h is constantly touching her. Every single time Avallac'h is on the page, there is a sentence describing where his hand is. On her face. On her arm. On her thigh. Stroking her hair.

He is steadily, constantly, non-stop touching her. When riding there horses, he is described as taking the reigns of her horse and pulling it so close to his own horse, that Ciri's leg was pressed tight against his. There is never a scene with Avallac'h in it, where Avallac'h is NOT touching Ciri.

While Avallac'h's conversation is bold as brass and is non stop about sex, he is very shy, almost frightened, when it comes to actually having sex with someone and absolutely refuses to remove his clothes or be seen naked.

When it comes time for actual sex, Avallac'h acts more like a frightened virgin, then the sex god he boldly claims to be.

Also, pay attention to Avallac'h's hands, whenever he and Ciri are together. Both in the books and the game. He is ALWAYS touching her when they are together.

In the books... Every paragraph, of every scene, of every chapter, in the novels... you'll see a line describing where his hand is... on her hand, her arm, her leg, her knee, her thigh, her face, her hair... there is NEVER a scene in the novels of them together and him not touching her.

...and, watch his hands in the game... he does the same thing...

For people who wanted it, a picture of Ciri beating up Avallac'h, or rather she just kicked him in the balls...

For people who wanted it, a picture of Ciri beating up Avallac'h, or rather she just kicked him in the balls...

..not difficult to get these considering she's a violent, abusive woman who beats the hell out of him at every turn.

If you've not read the novels, Ciri is an extreme feminist, who considers men to be "parasites". She is a proud male hating lesbian, with a female lover, who dies before they ever have sex (because the Witcher novels suffer from a serious case of "kill your gays" unfortunately, and with the exception of Ciri, all LGBTQ chracters in the novels are killed within 3 pages of saying they are gay.)

In any case, she's not overly thrilled with Avallac'h's constant lusting after her, though she does rape him from time to time and you'd think the way he chases after her, he'd be okay with her fucking the hell out of him, but he actually isn't okay with it, and gets quite upset.

They have a very strange relationship. They both seem to thrive on beating the crap out of each other, which, poor Avallac'h, it's just one more thing that gets him horny.

I suppose the question is, does anything NOT get him horny?

And for people who hate Avallac'h and want to watch him die, or, you know, for us sadistic fans who just get off on watching him get tortured...

... I have no issues setting up staged screenshots for you to write Avallac'h killing fanfiction for. As you can see by the above screenshot I staged at the request of one of my viewers, who just really wanted to see Avallac'h die.

We've killed him off a lot in this playthrough.

I should note, this current playthrough is not a straight up playthrough, but is largely me setting up specific mods during specific quests, with the intent on getting specific screenshots for various websites I run.

If you have a request for a fanfiction screenshot to illustrate some fanfiction you wrote, go ahead and send the request to me and I'll try to get the screenshot for you. I can play as almost every main and secondary character from the game (not just Avallac'h and Ge'els), and can character swap most characters in most quests. I have 800+ mods just for that purpose.

And heck, if you've read the novels, you know what he's like... Avallac'h is probably getting so horny over being throttled by a vampire in this picture. I mean, he has so many fetishes, how do we know this isn't one of them?

Avallac'h and Ciri do not have what one could call a healthy relationship, but they seem to each thrive on their arguments, battles, and fights, and neither seems to want to ever stop fighting with the other. Indead the fights seem to be more a twisted method of foreplay for them, then anything else.

And speaking of unhealthy relationships...

Avallac'h and Ge'els doesn't seem to get along to well either. (Of course, we could ask: does Avallac'h get along with anyone? He is kind of bitchy with everyone.) But, as we see in this scene, though Avallac'h and Ge'els are close friends, Ge'els can step over the line, and get seriously fucked over by Avallac'h.

The scene started out with Avallac'h being concerned about Ge'els and asking how he was feeling.

Ge'els, who arguably is the President Trump of the Witcher universe, answers as he always does, by saying just exactly the wrong thing at just exactly the wrong time, because for whatever reason, he can't talk to Avallac'h without seething sarcasm and Ge'els and sarcasm just don't mix, because his brand of sarcasm tends to rub Avallac'h in all the wrong directions.

Avallac'h to Ge'els: "Seem a brit prickly... Something bothering you?"
Ge'els to Avallac'h: "Sorry, I know, I've been unbearable lately. But at my age, the menopause, what with the hot flashes and the violent mood swings..."

The video of it...

Ge'els, as we knows, HATES Ciri. And Ge'els is kind of hung up on Avallac'h and, if you didn't know (you will soon, because screenshots of the game's only gay lover, Yaoi quest are coming up, keep reading, you'll get there soon...)... if you didn't know, the reason Ge'els hates Ciri is because Ge'els is gay (perhaps bi-sexual, as he has Tulip as well?) and wants Avallac'h.

In any case, Ge'els hates Ciri and is prone to bullying her and trying to pit her and Avallac'h against each other, trying to break them up...which is what we see him doing here... and, well, watch how Avallac'h reacts to Ge'els bullying Ciri:

No... Ge'els. What are you doing? You're better than this. You know better than this. Don't do it, Ge'els. Please don't. Don't you know by now how psycho crazed defensive Avallac'h gets of his women?
He just called Ciri's father (Emperor Emhyr) a "lying whore".
Quit while you're ahead Ge'els. Avallac'h's still trying to be civil with you.
Stop, Ge'els, stop... this is Avallac'h you are talking to. You know him. That's the woman who looks like Lara Dorren that you are talking about. It doesn't matter how much he fights with her, he isn't gonna let you fight with her.
Okay, Ge'els just called Ciri a cunt. Ge'els... you idiot! What are you doing? You KNOW what Avallac'h is like.
Okay, Ge'els, you really needed to shut up... Avallac'h's got his psycho eyes on now, he's about to rip your freaking leg off.
After he punches you first.
Yeah, Ge'els, you really shouldn't have called Ciri a cunt. You know that right?
Ge'els, you KNOW he's crazy. You're the one who's always telling everyone Avallac'h is a dangerous psychopath. You more than anyone should know better then to piss of the psycho crazed elf.
See? There he goes. Right after your leg. Psycho elf with the strength of ten humans here. Did you forget that Ge'els? He's just gonna snap your leg in half like it was a twig.
Poor Ge'els... look how freaking scared he looks.
Poor Ge'els.
There goes Ge'els' leg, and look how sadistic Ciri is in this scene, how much she is enjoying watching Avallac'h beat the crap out of Ge'els.
Then he's gonna grab Ciri and run away, before your guards can get here to stop him.
And he gonna run right over you.
And leave you laying there, screaming in agony, until someone finds you here in this abandoned building he's just left you in.

We all know what Avallac'h is like. Piss him off and what is he going to do? Find your lover and fuck her just to spite you.

Avallac'h's a jerkass bastard. We know that. But no one knows that better then Ge'els, so why does Ge'els persist in pissing the spiteful bastard off?Poor Ge'els.

Can we say poor Ge'els often enough?

No... no, we can't.

Poor Ge'els.

You know, part of Avallac'h's problem, is his drug addiction.

lordimpakt

I always got the impression fizztech was more of an upper/coke/speed thing and less of a psychedelic :D I haven't read the books though, so I don't know. Cool anyway!

KoalaNalle

I think Fisstech is absent from the books. But it's definetely an upper not a hallucinogen.


Stat wise I think it should have like buff effect for a minute or two, vitality (or damage threshold) stamina. After the trip really nerfing effect for 12-24hrs, and permanent nerf effect if addicted, only way to get rid of it would be Potion of Clearance.

Effect wise it should have really clear vision, like Cat. The surrounding world should have reduced speed ever so slightly (gained reflexion speed).

@koalaNalle: No fistek is in the books - Avallac'h makes it, Eredin gives it to Ciri and Auberon, and King Auberon supposedly overdoses on it (in reality Eredin poisoned his stash); Avallac'h in the books is accused of murdering Auberon, that's why in the game he lives on Skellige with the Humans and is banished from the world of the Aen Elle and why he's trying to prove his innocence to Ge'els (in the game quest "Through Time and Space"), because none of the Aen Elle believe Eredin killed Auberon, due to the fact Auberon died while taking drugs Avallac'h had made. Avallac'h was the next in line to be king after Auberon (thus Ge'els sassy statement to Geralt about refusing to make Avallac'h king even if he could prove Eredin killed Auberon), Eredin was next in line after Avallac'h, that's why Ereiden killed the king and framed Avallac'h for it, using drugs Avallac'h had made, resulting in Auberon's death, Avallac'h removal from the government, and Eredin being crowned king). 

In the books fistek is supposed to be a type of cocaine that is used as an aphrodisiac and creates a heightened euphoric state - it can cause extreme childlike behaviour, heightened sex-crazy antics, and incredibly violent aggression - after taking it, Auberon runs around like a toddler carrying a bubble wand and blowing bubbles over the river while chattering about the bright colours, and Ciri has a total sex-crazed meltdown freaks out because Auberon won't sleep with her so she runs off and rapes Avallac'h, resulting in Avallac'h brutally and violently trying to kill her because she said he ought to want her because she can be Lara for him. All 3 of them were high as kites on fistek when this scene happens.

Eredin witnesses the 3 of them having their drug induced frenzy in the public garden while half the city watches, then decides to use this to say Avallac'h raped Ciri (when in fact she raped him) to get her away from Auberon, thus Eredin's explanation for why the following night Auberon is found dead and all fingers point to Avallac'h, claiming Avallac'h did it because Ciri looked like his dead lover Lara Dorren and he couldn't stand Auberon with her. 

(See the novel "Lady of the Lake" chapter 5)

Thus how Avallac'h and Ciri come to be traveling together in the game, because Ge'els declared them both wanted for the murder of King Auberon and the 2 of them are now fugitives on the run, in the game both trying to flee The Wild Hunt (the Aen Elle Army) while trying to prove each other innocent of the murder they've been framed for. Avallac'h's son Carainthir is sent by Eredin to kill Avallac'h, because no one can get near Ciri while Avallac'h is protecting her and Caranthir is the only member of the Wild Hunt Avallac'h trusts, him being his son and all, but instead of killing his father, Caranthir casts the Uma Curse on him. Thus how Avallac'h and Ciri got separated, and then enter Geralt in the game to rescue both of them.

All because of fistek.


In both the game and the novels, it is always Ciri who starts the fights, and in most fights (game and books) we see Avallac'h trying to avoid the fight, except when he wants sex and then he lashes out at Ciri to make her more pissant bitchy then she was to begin with, but then he's not being violent and backs off if he gets her too mad... until she brings up his dead lover Lara whom he is still in love with, at which point he becomes extremely violent and starts beating Ciri. Avallac'h, though he rarely hits her, is EXCESSIVELY violent when he does get angry enough to hit Ciri, - we never see him in the game, hit her, but in the books, we frequently see him hit her, and in the books he is described as not only hitting her, but strangling her, throttling her, and slamming her on the ground while he does it.

As we saw, Ciri was warned by several people, in the books, that she was not his first Human lover, and that though mostly calm, when he does lose his temper, he becomes insanely violent and has in the past beaten his Human lovers to death. 

Indeed, we've seen him in fights with Humans in the game, and just as he's described in the books, he does grabb people and throw them to the ground while punching them in the face, very hard, very fast, and quickly shattering their skulls, crushing their brain.

Avallac'h, though seemingly docile and peaceful most of the time, is a very, very, very violent little Elf when someone pisses him off, especially when someone insults Lara Dorren or otherwise tries to harm her.

His fierce protective nature, when it comes to Lara Dorren, is very likely what pushed her away and sent her running to the arms of another lover. Avallac'h seems to be completely unaware of how excessively over powering his overly defensive, brutally protective nature is.

We see his excessive levels of violence in the game, when protecting Lara Dorren from Human bandits...

It must be remembered that while Avallac'h is seemingly peaceful and harmless most of the time, he is still an evil sorcerer, a brutally violent mass murderer (ho proudly claims to have murdered thousands of Humans) and sees himself as a protector of God, doing God's bidding, and in his mind, God is bidding him to protect Lara and her descendants at all costs.

He follows his religion on fanatical levels that defy logic and is willing to do ANYTHING to protect the women he believes are chosen by god (Lara and Ciri) regardless of personal harm to himself or how many lives he has to cut down to protect these two women.

And you don't have to be Human to piss him off, no. Elves, monsters, anything, even a fellow Wild Hunt general, who he's supposed to be on the same side with. Avallac'h goes into psychotic frenzies once he loses his temper, as seen here, when he, a tiny, 5'6" weak, elderly unarmed wizard wearing no armor, is attacking a 7 foot tall heavily armed and armoured soldier who tried to kill Ciri: (Avallac'h seen here spawned in used the Geralt Doppler to delete Geralt from the game and use Avallac'h as the player character.)

Imlerith, King Eredin's most trusted general.
Squishy wizard vs knight with a mace that's bigger then said wizard...should be easy fight of squash wizard flat and move on to the next guy.
Knight miscalculates powers of squishy wizards... Ard (lightning blast) from wizard's hand, blasts giant mace to other side of battlefield. Knight now must fight with fists.
So the easy solution it to strangle squishy wizard before he can cast another spell. ... And now you got a tiny little weakling of an unarmed hot tempered and unarmored spitfire wizard here, who just ran all hellfire, psycho frenzy into battle, one on one against a heavily armed and heavily armored 7 foot tall super soldier, who is now being strangled.
And now being held, several feet off the ground, being throttled, while he's being strangled...
But, you know, Avallac'h is a very close range combat fighter... he likes, wants, and NEEDS to be realy, realy, VERY close to his opponents to do the things he does in battle...one should never underestimate the puny dork in a dress... he's likely got some powerful book learning up his sleeve... or maybe just a fireball that he's just waiting to shove up your nose and he needed you to pick him up because he was too short and couldn't reach your nose before you started throttling him...
Knight has seriously underestimated the powers of squishy wizards...yes, bring the psychotically deranged, high on cocaine, very angry wizard inches from your face so he can get a nice good aim on you... see? he just needed to be a little bit closer to your face so he could shove that fireball up your nostril.
Avallac'h is being strangled and he still hasn't stopped fighting... no, he just threw a fireball inside this guy's helmet.... you know, one really shouldn't go up against a wizard who snorts cocaine seconds before running into battle...his spells, like his brain, just go through the roof.
Now, dropping the squishy wizard was a mistake. He just cast a fireball, seconds after Ard, and we fans of Avallac'h, know he ain't got much left in him after that. Those are both big spells. He can't do too many of those before he passes out...the whole reason we call squishy wizards squishy, is because they are mega overpowered nuclear bombs waiting to do off, most powerful weapon your army can have on it's team, but they are also soft and squishy, like Twinkies, easily stepped on squashed battle. They'll kill half the battlefield in seconds, but they'll also be killed seconds into the battle if you don't pull them right back out fast. Since Avallac'h is the classic squishy wizard: elderly, ill, crippled, studies too much to have time to exercise (other then having sex with everything that moves), and passes out after casting big spells, thus had big burly knight not let go, he stood a good chance of snapping Avallac'h's neck.
But, knight is too busy running around screaming, while he tries to pull his helmet off as a fireball dances around inside it. So, he's left squishy wizard laying on the ground, to recuperate and think what his next move should be.
See? Now THIS is why you don't go into battle against a squishy wizard... they may be easy to squash, but hell, they gonna shove fireballs up your nose and take you down with them.
Oh... now, he REALLY mad... tip... do not strangle the already pissed off wizard. Bad idea. Very bad idea.... you know, that little nerdy guy the jocks shoved into lockers during high school, he would also the AAA+ honor student in chemistry and physics, so he not only knows how to make fireballs to shove up your nose, he also knows how use every inch of his tiny body to whoop your giant bully of an ass... you really, really, REALLY should not have dropped the puny, little dork in a dress on the ground...
Because he's not only a chemist wiz, he's also a physics master and he's gonna find something laying on the ground, anything, even that big mace you dropped, you know the one as big as he is...
...so much bigger then he is, that he can't even pick is up...he is barely even able drag it on the ground... as he makes his way back towards you, while you are still screaming in agony from that fireball he shoved up your nose a few second ago... and you do realize he just loaded his own nose up on cocaine before you starting strangling him right? He's out of his head right now, and you're about to lose yours...
because he's high on fistek and an adrenaline rush, and you just tried to kill his girlfriend, and then you tried to strangle him, and he's just so mad right now that he's forgotten about using magic, so, hell, he's gonna pick that thing up anyways... because who needs muscles when you got drugs and physics...
...and then run screaming straight for you, jumping up over you and bringing every ounce of his tiny little body right into that swing, as he brings that thing down on your head.
Bye, bye, brain. See? Told you, super brains with working knowledge of physics is dangerous stuff. He's got leverage on his side here. Ever notice how Avallac'h always goes for the head? Everybody else in battle, aims at a limb or the belly. Not Avallac'h, no, straight for their head, every time. Just bash their brain out.... do NOT be deceived by the fact that Avallac'h is your class squishy wizard... get him angry enough, and he proves to be a very effective battle mage as well. Though, he can't get in many brain bashing hits like this before he passes out... he is after all still a squishy wizard.

Squishy Wizards, btw, for those who never heard the term before (note this link goes to another site, that is not eelkat.com)... quote from that page tells us a Squishy Wizard is:

Armor and Magic Don't Mix: Wizards are often the fantasy equivalent of heavy artillery, capable of wiping out armies by themselves from afar. And like heavy artillery, you don't want them in close combat because they're relatively easy to kill if you can get to them. So why don't they wear armor so they last longer? Squishy Wizards are so squishy they can't wear armor without tiring themselves out, which would make some sense when applied to the very long-lived Wizard ClassicClosely related to Squishy Wizard. Compare Armor Is Useless. Contrast Magic Knight, the most common manifestation of this trope's aversion.

The fact that you can warp reality does not change the fact that you're still just a puny dork in a dress.

It seems that many who possess great magical, mental, or otherwise mystical might are also in the worst of shape. They may be sickly, horribly ill, crippled, or just physically weak and puny; in general, people who have reality-bending powers seem to suffer for it in other areas.

There are usually reasons. Powerful psychics may suffer from this, as they can do anything with their minds — for what do they need their bodies? It may also be the result of a magical Old Master experiencing the declining health that comes with age. Alternatively, physical health can sometimes be traded for magical power, be it through a bargain of some sort or the use of very draining magic... or it may be more mundane: rather than go outside or exercise, the magicians spent all their time studying spells, and are thus very weak physicallynote . From a DoylistPOV, it's about game balance. Without their physical weakness there often wouldn't be any reason not to use them.

In terms of characterization, this trope creates a duality and contrast with the strong, stupid guy. Since Squishy Wizards tend to focus on powerful offensive attack spells ("Nuking"), they are also contrasted by The Medic, a form of Squishy Wizard who focuses on healing and defensive magic to stand in for their frail defense instead. Squishy Wizards, because of their fragility, are often paired up with fighters in a Sword and Sorcerer ensemble or part of a full-blown adventuring party.

And speaking of psychopathic Elf wizards going nuts in battle and killing fellow Aen Elle Elves... hmmm, there aren't many Aen Elle Elves in this game and we already know the 3 biggest baddies, Caranthir, Eredin, and Avallac'h himself are the 3 bosses of the final boss battle... damn it... that only leaves one other Aen Elle elf to kill in this quest...

Have you ever wondered what happens when Avallac'h walks into a town and discovers it has a full on ban on Elves and wizards and that just one week before his arrival, all the Elves and mages of the city were mass murdered by the government and their bodies left hanging on spikes all around the city?

Did you know the answer to that is in the game when we trigger the quest to assassinate King Radovid? (Avallac'h seen here spawned in used the Geralt Doppler to delete Geralt from the game and use Avallac'h as the player character. With Ge'els and Ciri spawned in as travel companions.)

Ciri and Avallac'h in shocked horror as they discover all the Elves of the Novigrad Bits have been murdered by the Witch Hunters and their bodies now hanging on stakes lining the roads into the city.
Avallac'h, Amryth, Isilia, and Ge'els reading the posters nailed to the burned homes of the dead Elves.
Avallac'h's panicked running through the Novigrad Bits in search of survivors... we found only 3 Elves who survived the massacre (The chicken farmer and his wife, and the transvestite tailor Elihal are the only 3 Elves left in Novigrad - more then 500 Elves have just been murdered in this scene which is about to trigger the quest option to assassinate King Radovid in response to his decree to kill all Elves and Mages.)
Avallac'h's gone psycho
A field of dead Redanian soldiers, laying on the front lawns of the empty Elf houses of the Novigrad Bits, as Avallac'h now makes his way across the bridge and straight to temple square.
Avallac'h, Ge'els, Isilira, Amrynth, and the Scoia'tael on their bloodbath massacre march through Novigrad killing every last Redanian soldier as they make their way to King Radovid's ship, to meet Philippa, Thaler, Ves, and Roche during the quest to assassinate the Elf murdering King Radovid.
Avallac'h and a Scoia'tael woman killing the bridge guards while Isilira watches... Ge'els is dead (well not yet, but, he died here before he was supposed to die, so he'll be back).... the she-elves and Scoia'tael will soon be dead too... by the time he gets to temple square and the heart of the Witch Hunter empire, it'll be just Avallac'h and Ciri left alive...Avallac'h is the only elf that makes it to the end of this quest alive.
Well, speak of the devil... there he is! Playing Gwent with Thaler (another of our fave characters.)
Ge'els informing us of his plot to assassinate King Radovid and the need for our help.
Ge'els has just informed Avallac'h that Ge'els' spies have been following him, and knew he wanted to kill Radovid, thus why Ge'els' henchmen just dragged Avallac'h into this warehouse, so Ge'els could ask Avallac'h to help... Avallac'h respondes by telling Ge'els: "Your nosy, starting to piss me off, you know."... Ge'els, Ge'els, Ge'els... have you learned NOTHING yet? Don't piss this guy off. He's gonna kill you. Sooner or later Avallac'h is gonna kill you. Please stop pissing him off. You're one of our favourite characters. We REALLY don't want Avallac'h to kill you.
Roche, says he'll have his crossbowmen on the ready, let's go kill Radovid.
Quest Activated... NOW we can go kill Radovid.
Avallac'h in the heart of Novigrad, during the "Reason of State" Quest aka The Assassination of King Radovid quest. The angry Elf on his march across Novigrad slaughtering Radovid's soldiers as he makes his way to the Elf murdering King Radovid himself. Avallac'h is now the last Elf still alive - all the elves that started this quest with him were slaughtered in the streets before reaching the With Hunter headquarters - and he's having an absolute meltdown after watching every Elf around him be murdered.
Avallac'h at the Dwarf owned Vivaldi Bank, defending the bank's Dwarf owner Vimme Vivaldi against the onslaught of King Radovid's soldiers, as Radovid's army takes over Novigrad in thier non-human murdering march across the city.
This is now the 3rd hour long episode of us doing nothing but standing on the front steps of Vivaldi's bank, slaughtering soldiers as they just keep coming in the battle for control of the bank.
After 3 hours of gameplay (5 days in-game time) of steady onslaught of Radovid's men, the non-humans have regained control of the bank and pushed back the elf murdering soldiers out of the city center. The lesson here: don't kill elves...they've got a psychopathic protector named Avallac'h and he going to hunt down and kill every last one of Radovid's men now.
Avallac'h arrives at the docks of Novigrad... King Radovid's ship is nw in sight.
Avallac'h about to board king Radovid's ship.
Avallac'h on the docks, cutting his way through the king's guardsmen as he makes his way to the gangplank to board Radovid's ship.
After 3 hours of slaughtering 500+ Redanian soldiers on the way here, Avallac'h is finally on board King Radovid's ship...
...face to face with King Radovid at last.
Avallac'h, an Elven Mage, captured by the Elf murdering, Mage killing King Radovid, during the Reason of State (assassination of King Radovid) Quest. Seen here, in the final scene of the quest to kill Radovid, surrounded by Redanian soldiers and Witch Hunters, as King Radovid orders his immediate execution...this scene comes from about 30 seconds before the assassination of King Radovid and the blood bath slaughter of every soldier and witch hunter in this picture. Ordering Avallac'h executed was the last order King Radovid gave before his brutal death at the hands of Phillipa, while Roche and Ves rescue Avallac'h from the exicutioners.
Avallac'h looking down at the dead executioner, laying at his feet. Avallac'h was seconds from having his head chopped off by a Witch Hunter, until a round of arrows shot through the executioner's head. All Avallac'h has to say is: "Fuck!"
Roche and Ves kill the executioner, rescue Avallac'h, then turn around to go after Radovid...
...in time to see Philippa assassinate the king who tortured her and cut out her eyes.
With Radovid dead, everyone gather's back at Ge'els' to celebrate, while Ge'els is on stage reciting poetry and about to have a psychotic breakdown.
Avallac'h's is talking to Thaler and not really paying attention to Ge'els yet.
We already knew Ge'els was a painter with an artist's' temperament. Now we are finding out he has dreamed of being an actor, inspired by Radovid's murder, and the play he is acting out, Ge'els has now decided to have himself an ego trip psychotic breakdown and declare himself king of everything...
Ge'els announces, now that Radovid's dead, we've got Eymhr to assassinate next, than Ge'els is going to crown himself king.

uhm... Ge'els... why?

Really?

You just told Avallac'h the next thing on your to-do list is to kill Emperor Emhyr? Have you absolutely lost your mind?

You really think Avallac'h is gonna let you kill Emhyr?

Emhyr, you know, Ciri's father, who Ciri loves a hell of a lot.

Ge'els, where is your brain?

Ciri, the girl Avallac'h is obsessing over because she looks like his beloved Lara Dprren - Ge'els is plotting to kill Ciri's father now and Avallac'h, well... he ain't gonna let that happen. We know him too well.

Well, NOW you got Avallac'h's full and undivided attention. He might not have heard anything else you said, but he heard you say you were next going to kill Ciri's father.

Let's get a close up on Avallac'h's "What the fuck?" expression he's giving Ge'els right now.

Can I pull you out of the story for a minute and ask you to take a good long close look at Avallac'h's sword in that last picture there.

You know that sword he doesn't use during fights?

That sword that has a Muslim symbol on it's hilt?

That sword he only uses for very specific rituals?

Pay close attention to that sword for the rest of this quest... you're about to see one of the few times this Muslim radical extremist ever pulls out his sword and uses it... as he's about to go up against another Muslim character and enforce a rather radical medieval Muslim law.

And just look at Avallac'h here...

he's speechless and looks like: "Ge'els what the fuck are you doing?"

Ge'els is now arguing with Roche.

Avallac'h is still shocked and speechless (which is never good; it means his brain is thinking deep thoughts and when his mega powered psionic super villain brain thinks deep thoughts, bad stuff starts happening.)

Oh my and when he does say something it's up to the player to pick what he says...

Oh god, it's one of these... the player has 10 seconds to decide who to kill... side with Ge'els and help him kill Roche, Ves, and Thaler, so he can go on to kill Ciri's father, or protect the humans and kill Ge'els.
Ge'els response to: "I won't let you kill them" is "Aww hard luck. Then you'll die with them."
Ge'els tells his guards: "Kill them all!"... so, everyone in the room is about to die on Ge'els' orders, that includes Avallac'h. No. Ge'els. Why? Why? WHY?

And look at Avallac'h there. He looks horrified. Ge'els is his best friend. He calls Ge'els his brother.

Let's get a close up on Avallac'h's "What the fuck?" expression he's giving Ge'els right now.

But Avallac'h won't break his vow to protect Ciri.

We know this.

We know this far too well.

Oh poor Avallac'h, he has to kill Ge'els.

Poor Ge'els, you're about to die.

And when I went into this quest, I had never seen anyone play it before, so I went into this quest blind, with no clue what Avallac'h was about to do... but uhm... there's those psycho eyes he gets just before he runs of and starts brain bashing everyone...

We are reminded that it was barly an hour ago that Ge'els dragged Avallac'h into a warehouse, and Avallac'h said "You're nosy, starting to piss me off, you know?"

Yeah, Ge'els, I think you pissed him off to much this time.

There he goes... Avallac'h's giving Ge'els those psycho eyes of his again.
So now Avallac'h, has to keep Roche, Ves, and Thaler alive, while cutting down Ge'els guards, while making his way to kill Ge'els.

Wait... Avallac'h's not fighting with his staff? What the fuck? Avallac'h's pulled out his sword. He doesn't do that. What the hell just happened?

OMG! Ge'els has got a weapon! He intends to fit back. We've never seen him fight before.
Ves and Thaler join in fighting Ge'els.
Now you're unarmed, so kind of fucked at this point.
Damn... this finisher just triggered on it's own... there are no in game mechanics to do this. The AI has just taken over and the announcement has already gone up saying Ge'els is dead and the quest is complete, meaning the player is no longer in control of the rest of the fight as the computer takes over Avallac'h...
Why are you chopping Ge'els up? What the fuck are you doing? Avallac'h is using his sword like a saw and sawing Ge'els arm off.
...uhm... he's already dead... there's is no reason to be now cutting his arms off like this... Avallac'h's lost his marbles...
Uhm... why has the camera gone into a cutscene close up on Ge'els' severed hand? Wait.. what am I missing here? This means something doesn't it? Is this somehow important to the critical path main quest, ending of the game? This game doesn't give us a close up on ANYTHING unless it's IMPORTANT for something pertaining to the end of the game.

and so Avallac'h kills Ge'els by running a sword through his belly, then cutting his arms off, and then pulls out his knife and chops Ge'els up in a psycho crazed gory bloodbath, that we are going to pretend didn't happen... because Ge'els is my second fave character, after Avallac'h, so, let's pretend he's not dead and Avallac'h didn't just have way too much fun killing him...

...moving on...

No... I cant move on... I need to now why did Avallac'h, after killing Ge'els, chop off his hands.

He's Muslim, they both are. We know this. Avallac'h holds Ge'els to higher standards then he does other people, other Aen Elle, because they both belong to the same religion. 

We know Ge'els is Muslim, like Avallac'h, because Ge'els himself is the one who tells Geralt they (he and Avallac'h) do not drink, do not eat meat, and are supposed to be living lives free of illicit sex, which Ge'els chides Avallac'h for, Avallac'h himself being a prophet of their religion, and having trouble refraining from sex with .... uhm... everyone.

We also see that when Ge'els wants to insult someone, he calls them "pork", pork being seen in Muslim culture as an unclean object to have no contact with.

We see also a scene when Avallac'h accusses Ge'els of being too righteous.

Is there a logical reason why Avallac'h, after killing Ge'els, cuts his hands off?

Actually, yes, there is, and as I mentioned before, it astounds me the level of research that went into the creation of Avallac'h's character, and leads me to ask: is the author of the Witcher series, perhaps Muslim himself? The levels of accuracy that went into the creation of tis radical Muslim character, are far beyond what you'd expect from normal research and indicate instead that this character was created by an author who knew the Muslim religion inside, from actually being Muslim.

To find out why Avallac'h cuts off Ge'els hands, after killing him, we have to go to the Qu'ran...

The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger, and strive with might and main for mischief through the land is: execution, or crucifixion, or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides, or exile from the land: that is their disgrace in this world, and a heavy punishment is theirs in the Hereafter;

Qur'an 5:33

How does this verse apply here?

To fully understand it, we need to add a second verse to go in context...

There are some who await God's decree whether He will punish them or relent on them. God is All Knower, All Wise.

Qur'an 9:106

Now we have to go back to the novel Lady of the Lake, where we find that Avallac'h is known among his people as The Knowing One, and is seen as The Messenger of Aen Ithlinnespeath (Ithlinne's Prophecy) in other words the messenger of god's word.

Avallac'h is more then just a member of his faith, he IS the LEADER of his religion, the prophet, the voice of god on earth. He believes himself to be the right hand of and protector of god, and he believes that Ciri is god made flesh, like Jesus is to the Christians, Ciri is to Avallac'h. In the novels he refers to her as Savior and Messiah. 

He doesn't just protect Ciri, he worships Ciri. He believe Ciri is god.

He believe himself to be The All Knowing One, The Messenger of God.  

And what Did Ge'els do? He ordered the death of Ciri's father, which means, Ciri would become empress, and that means Ge'els would next target Ciri.

In Avallac'h's mind, Ge'els has waged war on god.

Next Ge'els orders Avallac'h himself to be killed. Avallac'h is The Knowing One, the Messenger of God.

And what does the Qur'an say?

The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger, and strive with might and main for mischief through the land is: execution, or crucifixion, or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides, or exile from the land: that is their disgrace in this world, and a heavy punishment is theirs in the Hereafter;

Qur'an 5:33

There are some who await God's decree whether He will punish them or relent on them. God is All Knower, All Wise.

Qur'an 9:106

In Avallac'h's mind, Ge'els has waged war against both Allah and His Messenger, and thus, why after killing Ge'els, he then cuts off his hands.

And, so is it important to the critical path, primary quest end of game? Important enough that the camera went into a close up on Ge'els' severed hand?

Yes.

Yes. If you get the Dead Ciri Ending, it is.

Why?

Because in the Dead Ciri Ending, Avallac'h kills Ciri.

Why?

Because he no longer believes she's god, sees her as a false messiah, and, to understand how important his religion is to him, you need to see him execute his best friend, then cut his hands off, to realize, this guy is REALLY dangerous, and will not let ANYTHING or ANYONE, get between him and his religion.

Avallac'h loves Ge'els, we know this. We also know that it is not easy for Avallac'h to turn on people he loves. We've seen him defend and protect Ge'els, now only to kill him for the greater good.

And we've now been given a look at how, very, very, VERY dangerous Avallac'h really is... dangerous enough to kill his brother over religion... we are reminded too, that rumors exist, which say he himself killed Lara Dorren... and with these factors in mind, we now make our way to Skellige and the Final Boss Battle, immediately after killing Ge'els... now knowing that Avallac'h will do whatever it takes, kill anyone he must, to see to the fulfillment of Ithlinne's Prophecy... no one is going to come between him and the prophecy... NO ONE, not even Ciri, should she get in the way.

Originally posted by woof:

Originally posted by Suicide xD:

She is not a witcher. She is trained in their ways. She uses a silver sword and hunts monsters, but she technically isn't a witcher. Cdpr basically sets up a story with Lambert and Kiera.
And no that's not my way of thinking. It is stated countless times in the books and in the games that ciri is tied to Geralt and vice versa... They could make a game with ciri. But it would be a mess and probably ruin the story... Just leave it.


I don't think that merely her not having undergone mutations justifies her not being a witcher. She calls herself a witcher, and geralt calls her a witcher. Lambert and Eskel calls her one of their own.

Originally posted by woof:

Originally posted by Suicide xD:

She is too overpowered... Have fun fighting drowners and nekkers as ciri. She can't drink potions and she isn't actually a witcher... They can't go back and tell her story since we already know the outcome... It's a bad idea. A Lambert or Eskel game would be good though
Or that cat witcher you meet Gaurtam or something. He is in some trouble that could make a good game


If that's the only reason then it's kinda a bad reason. Avallac'h already states in the game that her powers are directly connected to the White Frost, and we don't see her using her powers at any moment in the epilogue, which may or may not suggest that her powers are weakened or gone.

I'm sorry, have you not read the books?

Ciri was CREATED by Avallac'h, a mutant himself (him being the only white skinned blue eyed blond among the black skinned, black haired, yellow eyed Aen Elle, who are sadly white, not black in the game, which removes the whole racist battle between him and Eredin,,, the Aen Elle are Drow in the books, not High Elves like they are in the game)... Ciri is a half-Elf mutant, built in the lab of The Knowing One, (Crevan aka Avallac'h) a mega brained Psion, who's hell bent undoing the damage he did when he, 2,000 years ago, built all those portals of his all over the damned universe.

Ciri does not know Avallac'h created her in his lab, until she reads his journals in his other lab on Skellige, which is why she trashes said lab.

Seriously, read the books. Ciri is way more of a mutant then Geralt will ever hope to be.

Avallac'h already states in the game that her powers are directly connected to the White Frost, 

No. He caused the White Frost when he enslaved the unicorns and forced them to open portals between world, which he did because the Aen elle food supply (humans) was running low and they needed to find more worlds with more humans.

He is Aen Saervhrn, a Psion with naturally mutated blood. After he realized the damage he caused by creating the portals, he became desperate to save the worlds he'd inadvertently destroyed, but the unicorns revolted and stranded him on the world of the Aen Elle. It took him 400 years to learn how to open the portals on his own without the help of the unicorns.

Then he discovered the Aen Ithlinnespeath (Ithlinne's Prophecy) and realized he was the elf mentioned in it, so he became obsessed with finding the mother of the Child of the Elder Blood, and decided to create her in his lab. He started keeping Aen Elle slaves and breeding them, while cross cloning his own Alder Blood into them. After 700 years of breeding mutated Elves and cloning his own blood into them, he created Lara Dorren. Lara Dorren was to marry him, he and she to be the couple who would create the Child of the Elder Blood, which would become god of the universe and defeat the White Frost.

Lara cheated on Avallac'h with a human and gave birth to a half-Elf, but both she and her lover were murdered. Avallac'h was there and rescued the baby taking it to it's human relatives to be raised.

Avallac'h then spent the next 200 years, obsessively stalking the children of Lara's child, waiting for another to be born with his Alder Blood gene, which was Ciri, thus why he kidnapped her, took her too his lab and started his breeding and cloning experiments up all over again... and in the books he's literally breeding her (raping her) and beating the hell out of her when she tried to get him to stop. Avallac'h is a psychopathic mad scientist villain in the books. He's not anything like the sweet grouchy Elf we see n the game.

Avallac'h believes she is more powerful them him (he being the most powerful elder brain psion of all the known multiverse), he believes this, because she is a genetic hybrid created from his own blood, then crossed back with a 2nd being (Lara) who also has his blood.

Read the novels. The game assumes you have already read the novels, so assumes you already know this info, thus the game does not tell you this info outright.

Ciri's powers are connected to Avallac'h, not the White Frost, which is why he's the only one who knows how to train her to use her powers.


Okay, now ...moving on...

Basically, don't piss off Avallac'h. He's a bitch in battle.

And if you are a Muslim, don't do anything against Muslim laws, because Avallac'h is a radical extremist who is going to dismember you according to the laws of his translation of his religion.

Also... the game never mentions fistek (a type of cocaine) in relationship to Avallac'h, but the books tell us that he makes the purest, most refined form of it known in the multiverse, and that becauses of it's straight up purity, it takes a lot less of it, to get a much bigger reaction from it. We also know from the books, that Avallac'h is pretty much high all the time, that he snorts it from powered strips off the table, mixes it with lard and charcoal then rubs it around his eyes (that's what his makeup is), mixes it with lemon verbena oil then sprays it all over himself, washes his hair in it, and puts it under his foreskin to get a viagra-type reaction from it before sex.

And, now we know Avallac'h is not circumcised. I'm not sure why we needed to know that, but hey, now we know. We also know from the books, that he puts fistek in Ciri's makeup, in her perfume, and likewise washes her hair in it, as well as, puts it up her vagina before sex... because... he's weird like that... and for some reason that's just what he does to his women.

Anyways, Avallac'h uses a lot of fistek in the books. And when going into a fight, he takes more of it because it heightens the power of his spells.

So, yeah, don't piss off Avallac'h. He's bat shit crazy, high as ten kites, AND a bitch in battle.

I suppose we should take a look at his fighting style, seeing how it is rather unique.

In the books, Avallac'h avoids battles, does not carry weapons, and will not allow people to enter his house while wearing weapons.

In the books, he is also prone to flee on horseback, with Ciri in tow, while his female bodyguards, block the way of whatever is attacking and fight.

This is one of the changes we see in the game adaptation of him, where he is quick to fight, has no female bodyguards and does now carry weapons.

We are however given a partial explanation for this particular change, and for that, once again we go to the Isle of Mists and Ciri's story to Geralt, when she is explaining to her adopted father how it is she came to travel with Avallac'h and why he's now so fiercely protecting her when previously she had been his prisoner.

We need to remember that in the novels, Avallac'h was a nobleman, who pretty much did nothing but sit around on his ass all day long painting art, writing poetry, and lusting after women. And that the last time we see him in the books, he is being accused of murdering the king and helping the king's assassin to escape. No one believes he or Ciri are innocent of King Auberon's death. No one believes Eredin killed the king and framed Avallac'h and Ciri for it.

Avallac'h was more or less a peaceful little elf mage who kept to himself, busied himself in his laboratory by day and the bedrooms of his women by night, and never had much reason to use weapons before the Wild Hunt set their dogs on him and Ciri.

Unlike a professional fighter who is trained to emotionally deal with the rigors of bloodshed and battle, Avallac'h is running on pure emotional energy. Hee's driven by a mix of fear and fury.  He's terrified Ciri will be harmed, and often attacks with way more force then is necessary, to ensure that no one gets near Ciri. He's as protective of her as a rabid bulldog. He's also scared of fighting, scared of his own physical harm, scared that if he gets injured there will be no one to protect Ciri. So you see him picking his battles, weighing the advantage of fleeing over fighting.

He will flee if he thinks he can get Ciri to safety without bloodshed. He will turn and fight if cornered or if he thinks Ciri is in immediate danger. The more danger he perceives Ciri to be in, the more deadly his attacks become. Fear for Ciri's safety, triggers a wild bloodlust frenzy in him, that turns him into a wild mass murdering killing machine.

And yet, in the books, he had just met Ciri, was aloof, docile, and afraid of swords. This change in him, from the books to the game, was triggered by Auberon's death and threats made on Ciri's life.

The game is set 21 years AFTER this event (Auberon's death) happened.

Avallac'h in the game, is outcast from Elf society, a wanted criminal, wanted for a crime he did not commit, desperately trying to prove his innocence, while desperately trying to protect Ciri from being captured as well. He's now living on the run and no longer has the luxury of sitting around doing nothing all day and leaving his own protection to a team of bodyguards.

Avallac'h now fights to protect Ciri. He's not a trained fighter, and this is scene in his fight style and methods of fighting. Avallac'h is a sorcerer, skilled in magic and alchemy, adapt at healing with herbs, and has a vast knowledge of history, literature, and art. He knows nothing of fighting or weapons and it shows.

He runs into fights with no clue how to properly wield weapons, using everything the same way - sword, staff, broom, shovel, mace, whatever he can get his hands on - by twirling it like a baton over his head, jumping into the air thus using the weight of his body as the driving force, then bringing it down hard on his opponents head forcing his own body weight into the jump down.

Though he is small, thin, sickly, weak, and not well muscled, by using this method on jumping up very high, than forcing his body down hard and purposely landing on top of his enemy, we see him consistently landing skull shattering blows, that even well trained fighters, who are bigger and better in battle then he is, landing deadly blows that even they can not dish out.

This means he is absolutely lethal in battle, but it also means he needs to get VERY close to his opponents, and then needs time to swing his weapon. 

Avallac'h in brain bashing mid-leap, as he slaughters King Radovid's soldiers in the Novigrad Bits, upon discovering all the Elves have been executed by Witch Hunters.(Avallac'h seen here spawned in used the Geralt Doppler to delete Geralt from the game and use Avallac'h as the player character.)

This blow, is hard on him, he lands back on the ground, but often falls backwards, landing hard on his back, sometimes knocking himself out if he lands hard enough to hit his head. He is briefly stunned by his landing, giving any other nearby attackers a brief window when they can attack him, before he has time to get back up on his feet and start his attack again.

If he knocks himself out, there is at least 10 seconds before he wakes up, another 10 seconds while he stands up and staggers around dazed, another 10 seconds while he regains his bearings and is able to start fighting again, for a full 30 seconds where he is wide open to attack. If he is hit during this 30 second period, he is easily killed.

Avallac'h laying in the middle of the road in Novigrad, after killing two guards with his brain bashing leap of death then landing too hard and knocking himself out...Three other guards wonder what just happened, why is there a crazy elven mage running around killing everyone and why is he now passed out in the street... Ciri is watching and thinking: "You nut, you don't know how to fight."

While Avallac'h looks dead, when he is knocked out, waiting about 10 seconds, you'll see him start moving again, struggling to sit up and too dazed to stand.

When he's actually dead (and you then need to respawn him into the game) you'll see a massive pool of blood forming around his body, that you will not see when he has just hit his head and knocked himself out. If he's dead you need to respawn him, if he's knocked out, you just have to wait for him to wake up.

Dead Avallac'h animation vs knocked out Avallac'h animation:

Avallac'h is laying in a huge pool of blood, and here is dead... He was also bleeding for several seconds prior to the hit that killed him, and just out of camera range in this picture, is a massive trail of blood, blood spatters in many places around the area, where Avallac'h was bleeding out just before his death animation.
Avallac'h has blood spatter on his clothes, but no pool of blood forming on the ground around him, and here is knocked out and will get back up in a few seconds.
Avallac'h passed out in a cut scene....he passes out, faints, gets knocked out, goes into comas, and is other wise unconscious quite a lot. Though insanely over powered as a caster of spells, he is a frail, fragile little weakling, a squishy wizard, far more easily squashed than the average squishy wizard.

Being a mage, he tends to thus fight with a mix of magic and will run into the fight casting Ard (lightning bolt) and White Frost (freeze and stun) quickly to knock any one within 30 foot radius off their feet, while charging at his opponent with his skull shattering blow.

He casts multiple spells in a row, one after the other, as he runs, leaving him a wide open path straight to the person he's aiming his brain bashing blow at. Each of these spells holds any one in range, frozen like statues for about 20 seconds, which gives him time to do his death jump, and fall backwards from it. He jumps back to his feet, once again casting spells very quickly, one after the other, while running back out of the line of attack, and making his way towards the next person he intends to brain bash.

He will do this successively over and over, and can systematically take out groups of 10, 20, even 30 monsters/bandits/guards on his own, without any help from Geralt, using this method, making him the single most efficient and deadly character of the entire game cast.

Avallac'h standing outside of Vimme Vivaldi's bank, Ard blasting a group of guards as he prepares to slaughter every last one of King Radovid's men in the city. He's got 3 major wounds here... gushing blood from his chest and both sides, and he's still going anyways... other characters would have dropped by now, but Avallac'h is high on fistek so he hasn't felt any pain yet. (seen here spawned in used the Geralt Doppler to delete Geralt from the game and use Avallac'h as the player character.)
Avallac'h's Ard attack in action at a hanse base in Toussaint, where he on Death March settings took out 30 hanse bandits before Geralt and Lambert even arrived at the camp. (Seen here as a travel companion to Geralt)

His spells are way overpowered and land crit hits. Being hit by his spells just once, kills many low level monsters, and 2 hits kills most human attackers. He can wipe of the game's hardest monsters (golems, elementas, etc) in just 3 hits, and the Eredin boss battle - took me 7 hours on Death March with Geralt to beat - yet when I sent Avallac'h running into that same battle, he had Eredin dead in under 10 seconds. 

Because Avallac'h is not a trained fighter, his wild, untrained method of fighting, running into battle like a madman, casting spells all willy nilly, then bashing brains in left and right, often using his weapons incorrectly (he is seen stabbing people with his staff and hitting people with his sword, carrying weapons from the wrong end, and using objects that are not weapons), leaves him a wild card, that the enemies don't know what to expect from.

Avallac'h running through Novigrad like a deranged madman, massaquering Radovid's elf murdering men. He just drove his staff straight through this guy's chest, through his armour, like he was running a sword through him. That's a damned powerful blow, for a wooden staff to pierce armour and go through a guy like this. We are reminded here that Aen Elle Elves are listed in the bestiary as type of very deadly monster, said to have the strength of 10 times a human of their same size. Though small and weak compared to other elves, Avallac'h is insanely strong compared to humans.

Fighting style, Primary/Close Combat: best at close combat, in both quest game play and non-quest, RPG sandbox gameplay, spawned in as Geralt's travel companion, Avallac'h is a fierce and very powerful close combat fighter who gets right up in the face of his enemy and bashes their head in. He run in very close, almost nose to nose, then leaps into the air, jumps up over his opponent, lunging every ounce of his body into his brutal head bashing staff attacks, bringing the staff down hard on the soft spot at the top of his victims' head, resulting in powerful skull shattering blows, that are made more forceful by the weight of his body slamming back down to the ground at the same time.

Against Humans this attack usually results not only in flattening their head down into their shoulders, it often splits their upper body in half down to their naval... see the images below of Avallac'h's visious brain bashing, skull shattering, head flying attack in action:

Avallac'h during the "Reason of State" Quest aka The Assassination of King Radovid quest. The angry Elf on his march across Novigrad slaughtering Radovid's soldiers as he makes his way to the Elf murdering King Radovid himself.(Avallac'h seen here spawned in used the Geralt Doppler to delete Geralt from the game and use Avallac'h as the player character.)
Avallac'h during the "Reason of State" Quest aka The Assassination of King Radovid quest. The angry Elf on his march across Novigrad slaughtering Radovid's soldiers as he makes his way to the Elf murdering King Radovid himself.

In battle Avallac'h casts a protection barrier around himself, allowing him to get very close to his foe, right nose to nose, inches from their face, then uses his staff to freeze them with White Frost, then casts the Ard hand sign to blast them down to the ground often killing them in the process; often this shatters them to lots of bloody pieces that go flying across the battlefield; if they unfreeze before the Ard blast, he swings his staff around like a baton over his head, then brings it down hard on their head, shattering their skull, while simultaneously pulling out his sword and slicing their head off.

He can take alarmingly HUGE hits, suffering almost no damage at all, in spite of the fact that he is wearing almost no armor, save steel bracers and a thin suede garrison under his blue robes. We do know that most of his tattoos are real world runes symbols of protection, and are left to assume that his multitude of body covering tattoos are what gives him this nearly invincible ability to take hit after hit from swords, bolts, knives, and spells.

Hit to the head, drop his health fast, and once a hit causes him to start bleeding, his health starts dropping fast. 

Avallac'h seen here taking a hit to the head, causing a vast amount of bleeding damage.

He will continue fighting, even after sustaining a gushing wound. He can often be seen in battle, nearly completely covered in his own blood, and still refusing to stop fighting.


He's got 3 major wounds here... gushing blood from his chest and both sides, and he's still going anyways... other characters would have dropped by now, but Avallac'h is high on fistek so he hasn't felt any pain yet. (seen here spawned in used the Geralt Doppler to delete Geralt from the game and use Avallac'h as the player character.)

Once he starts losing blood, he won't last much longer in battle, yet he won't stop until either his opponent is dead or until he himself collapses from blood loss.

If he starts bleeding, it means he's been crit hit hard enough to break through his psionic tattoo "armour". Once the spell of his enchanted tattoos is broken, he can't repair it in battle, and his health will continue dropping.

Avallac'h's psionic tattoo armour has been broken. Without his protective tattoo enchantments, he starts taking huge amounts of damage with each hit, and quickly begins bleeding very badly.
Avallac'h seen here in battle, with blood gushing from his side and leaving an ever growing trail on the ground.

He dies from blood loss, so to keep him alive, you have to get Geralt between Avallac'h and the attacker, as soon as Avallac'h starts bleeding. He starts bleeding if a monster hits him with a 2,000 point or more crit hit. His max health is apparently around 4,000 hit points as it takes only 2 hits of 2,000 points each for a NoonWraith to kill him. Most monsters hit between 400 to 700 per attack, while Avallac'h casts healing spells of around 120 to 190 points a piece.

If you can draw the monster away from him once he's crit-hit, he'll start casting healing spells on himself before running back into battle, thus preventing him from dying in battle. Once his health starts going back up, in continues to increase about every 3 seconds and will be full again after around 20 seconds, at which point the bleeding stops and he can safely rejoin the battle again...he however will not stop fighting and start healing himself on his own, you have to Geralt physically push him away, then draw the monster 30 to 60 feet away from him, in order to get him to stop fighting and start casting healing spells on himself. Once he starts bleeding, if you can't get him to start healing himself, he will be dead within 30 seconds.

If he's hurt bad, but survives the fight, then another monster shows up, in under 2 minutes of the last one being defeated, you need to get Geralt to run out of the mini-hud range of the monster, then use the command feature to call Avallac'h out of the battle, otherwise the next monster will kill him immediately straight upon going into battle, as he will not have had time to heal himself from the first battle yet. While his health fully refills in less time, it appear it takes around 10 to 15 minutes before his enchanted tattoo armour reactivates.

Avallac'h has the single bloodiest, most gore filled, stomach-churning finishers of any character in the game. Because he is a genetics scientist, builds golems, and works with dead bodies to create mutated undead lifeforms, he has a fear of other mages doing this same thing, thus he doesn't just kill his enemies, but also completely obliterates their remains.

Once the enemy is down (even if they are already dead) he stands on top of them, then uses his staff to pummel them into a shapeless bloody pump, bashing them heads in, while the gorefest finishers of the game splatter blood and guts across the screen. He stands on his victim, smashing their head in, dismendering their body, slashing off their limbs, and tearing out their entrails, leaving nothing behind to make sure no mage can use necromancy to resurrect them. 

Avallac'h's brutal bloody, brain bashing finisher in action.

Though a fierce and brutal fighter, he is old and weak, and is quickly exhausted, only able to fight a few minutes before collapsing. If he grows weak in battle, he can use his psionic brain drain, to absorb other mages' energy, allowing him enough energy to cast Fae Step or Stray Sod, and quickly flee the battle scene.

He will briefly leave a battle, to stand some distance away, casting healing spells on himself, then run back into battle and repeat this entire process all over again.

Avallac'h also has trouble going into Human cities... he attracts a lot of unwanted attention from the guards, due to his inability to walk past city guards and not attack them. I am frequently walking through a city, only to get the warning notice "You've upset the guards, they may attack you" and be wondering, why are the guards upset, then look around and see that Avallac'h has run off and is beating some guard over the head with his staff. I have no idea why he does this. It's just a thing he likes to do.

Geralt watches, while Avallac'h runs around killing city guards in Oxenfurt.
Geralt decides to loot the dead guards Avallac'h just killed while Ge'els reminds us: "See? I told you he was crazy."

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you use Avallac'h as a travel companion for Geralt in the RPG sandbox version of the game, know that he has double Geralt's "witcher senses" range, and will pick up on enemy locations long before Geralt does. As an NPC controlled by the computer's AI, Avallac'h is a highly volatile wild card with an endless bloodlust, and as soon as he picks up on an enemy in the area, he will run off to kill them, often leaving Geralt unaware that he has wandered off. By the time Geralt becomes aware of what is happening, Avallac'h will likely have already killed the enemies and now be bashing in the brains of innocent city guards, villagers, and livestock while he waits for your to catch up with him.

Note too, that while Geralt is easily knocked out by city guards... if this happens while Avallac'h is with you, he will swiftly and effortlessly take out all the guards in a single hit, leaving Geralt not knocked out and everyone in the city block, guards, civilians, and stumpets alike, laying in a bloody mess on the street.

Geralt in Skellige, surveying the carnage, after Avallac'h got done slaughtering the villagers, with me thinking: "Damn you! You killed the bookie and the fist fighters! How the hell am I supposed to finish the Fists of Fury Quest now that you killed off all the characters I'm supposed to interact with?" (I had to reload the game to an old save file, you know, one BEFORE Avallac'h had his meltdown and killed everyone in the village, so that I could do the quest we had come to this village to do.) (5 dead villagers can be seen in this picture, btw.)
Geralt surveying the same scene from a different angle... you can see 8 dead villagers in this one... Avallac'h's nuts.

DO NOT spawn him into the game while you are still playing the main quest as he can, does, and WILL kill off the primary quest characters, (Yennefer, Triss, Zoltan, Ge'els, etc) thus canceling out your ability to play any quest with the now dead characters in them. Also, if you spawn him into the game while ANY quest with him is still uncompleted, you'll seriously glitch out the game any time it tells you to talk to Avallac'h as part of a quest.

This is what will happen...

The Geralt Doppler's cloning glitch in action...

Accidently clicking on the spawned in travel companion version of Avallac'h, while in Skellige... the quest I was doing completed and automatically updated to put Through Time and Space as the next quest to do, the next assignment being "talk to Avallac'h... unknown to me at this point, the computer can not tell the real Avallac'h from the spawned in Avallac'h and clicking on the spawned in Avallac'h, instantly triggered the Dandelion Brothel cut scene, with Doppler avallac'h, Spawned in Avallac'h, and real Avallac'h all in the same room together... as each fame of the cut scene progressed, spawned in Avallac'h begame cloning... 2 extra Avallac'hs, then 4, then 8, then 16, then 32... it crashed the game at, I think 76 Avallac'hs in the room...

Let me remind you, to make save files of your game before attempting to use the Geralt Doppler mod, (https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1031) it was built in 2015 for version 1.10 of the game and has NOT been updated. It WILL BREAK your game and DOES require a lot of manual code editing to get it working properly for 1.31a-GoTY.

Other glitches it does includes headless characters, clipping of body parts (floating beside a character instead of attached), and hysterical floating hair floating along behind the character. Seriously glitched out mod. If you play a quest with it on, then remove it, you will NOT be able to replay/load that save file without it.

It also breaks quests - particularly it is the cause of the ever common "Payback, keys not on the table" bug, and several other such bugs. You will NOT be able to complete many quests with the Doppler nod installed, unless you know how to manually key code quest items into your inventory via the debug console.

Please know how to write mod code before attempting to use the Geralt Doppler, otherwise you'll end up needing to reinstall your game from ground zero, after it corrupts your save files and wrecks havoc on your game code.

You should not attempt to use the Geralt Doppler on your first playthrough of the game. Finish your first playthrough, so you have vanilla save files to work with in case the Doppler corrupts save files after it is installed.

If you watch my YouTube playthrough... I record EVERYTHING I do in this game, including the installation of the mods, the rewriting of the mods, the merging of the mods... I in spite of the 12 mod limit this game has in place, I am currently playing it with 78 mods installed... all the instructions for how I do everything, from spawning characters, to switching out weapons, to rewriting inventory hacks and fixing bugs with the Doppler are all recorded and in the gameplay episodes, as they happen. I do not edit these videos at all, so absolutely nothing is removed.... meaning you get to see the glitches as they happen and watch me fix them step by step.

Fighting style, other/Ranged: has ranged attacks that he rarely uses; seen in the Battle of Kaer Morhen Quest, he can turn his hand into a vacuum sucking void, that sucks in EVERYTHING - people, trees, rocks, buildings, etc, in the area around him; and classic D&D style squishy wizard that he is, this spell is however too powerful for him and Avallac'h passes out and goes into a coma seconds after casting it.

Avallac'h's vacuum suck void attack in action.

If you want to play Avallac'h (Dopplered in as a player character instead of Geralt) as lore friendly to the books, then you want to have him carrying a crossbow, as the crossbow is the weapon he has in the books. He does not have either a sword or a staff in the books. In the game he only starts using a staff after he becomes injured and has trouble walking, an event that happens in game, so he never had a staff in the novels, but does have a reason for having it in the games.

Because the crossbow is his lore-friendly weapon, it SHOULD be a weapon he is proficient in, in the game... HOWEVER... if you've ever played Witcher 3, you know that there is a bug in the game that causes the crossbow to malfunction. ALL bolts do the same thing, regardless of what it says they do, all have the same lvl 1 hit damage of 9, regardless of if they are lvl 1 or lvl 100.

If you want to play with the crossbow as your primary weapon (regardless of what character you play as) you need the bug fix mod, which levels up the bolts, makes exploding bolts actually explode and set fire to things, makes silver bolts actually deal hit damage to monsters, makes split bolts actually fire 6 bolts at once in a radius around you, etc. You can find the bug fix mod that corrects the crossbow glitch error here: https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/2639

With the bug fixed, you can actually use the cross bow as your one and only, weapon and not carry any swords, staffs, axes, knives, or other weapons at all. The crossbow, when working properly, is a very deadly and very efficient weapon.

Once you've reached the Prof. Moroue quest and have the ability to unlock mutagens and build a player character archetype, you want to give Avallac'h his signature White Frost attack (which he uses in quests, but you as a player character do not have access to). In the skills chart, it is the mutagen called "Piercing Cold". Lock that in as your primary attack, put all 4 slots as "Greater Blue Mutagen", then put all center slots as Aard skills, and the top 4 slots as Axii & Quen skills. Lore friend (novel) Avallac'h does not use Ignii and should not have any fire attacks, and has a weakness to wraiths so should not have Yreden attacks either. In the lower 3 slots, put your crossbow skills (red) and if you want to focus on them, then replace the nearest Greater Blue Mutagen, with a Greater Red Mutagen instead.

Because it's easier to show you it the describe it... to build a lore friendly attack system for Avallac'h as a player character, let me just show you screenshots of his ability chart, as I built is for him, and as you see me playing him after lvl 100+ (Note, I have the multi page chart here, instead of the single page chart... to have a seperate page for each skill, like this, you'll need the mod called Slots! Slots! Slots! https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/496 which is required to build a Battle Mage Archetype like this.)

To get the mega high powered White Frost attach you see quest Avallac'h casting on the sandcrabs in the Through Time and Space trip to visit Ge'els, you will need to make your first slots page look like this:

Page 1 should be set up like this ^
Close up of Page 1
Page 2 set up like this ^
Close up of Page 2
Page 3 set up like this ^
Close up of Page 3

This allows you to play a lore-friendly Avallac'h that has the same skill set and abilities (and weaknesses and fighting handicaps) that he has in the novels.

Note too that Slots! Slots! Slots! https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/496 gives you 8 pages of ability point skill slots, but I'm only using 3 of them. If you use all 8 pages, you'll end up with a seriously overpowered character who steam rolls through Death March like you were on easy mode (yes I tried it and it's no fun playing the game when you can one hit drop monsters that are 15 lvls higher then you - just no challange to it).

In this skill set layout, the character is overpowered on Aard and Axii, heavily signs focused, has a high leavel of Quen and Igni and Yreden, has higher then average crossbow skills, normal to average alchemy skills, but is VERY weak/seriously handicapped in using swords/axes/knives/etc, and had NO skills at all in fist fights.

A character with this set up is a beast in battle with signs and crossbow, but nearly useless with all other weapons and is going to struggle to land a hit in a fist fight. With this ability point skill set layout, plan on losing every fist fight, being quickly over taken in sword fights, but one hit dropping everything with Aard and crossbows.

If you wanted to, you could go ahead and add sword and fist fighting skill points, but Avallac'h would no longer be lore-friendly in fights if you did.

In the books, Avallac'h's weapon of choice is the crossbow and so if you want to play him lore-friendly and accurate to the books, you want to download the bug fix mod and give him the cross bow, then in the Abilities and mutagen charts, level up ONLY his crossbow skills, Aard signs, vitality, and adrenaline skill points. Because he is NOT trained in using swords you should not add skill points to ANYTHING that levels up swords or sword fighting skills. He is in the novels, highly skilled in alchemy and poisons, so secondary focus (when you run out of crossbow and signs skills) can go to alchemy, potions, and bombs.

If you know how to read those stats, you are floored by what I did here and seeing just exactly how insanely overpowered god mode level damage Avallac'h's Aard blast does when White Frost/Piercing Cold is turned on.

If you don't know how to read that chart, let me translate it for you.

A normal unboosted aard blast is going to land at max 100 points of hit damage on an enemy, with a 5% chance of crit hitting (1,000 points).

Avallac'h's boosted Aard blast with Piercing Cold activated is going to do this:

8552 crit hit damage, with a 25% chance of freezing damage on top of that, +40% intestity, +40% intestity, +40% intestity, +40% intestity, +30% intestity, +30% intestity, +10% intestity, +7% intestity (total of +237% intensity) meaning at MINIMUM he's landing a 20,268 point crit hit damage every time White Frost activates, which is 25% of the times he casts Aard. Meaning 1 in every 4 hits is going to one hit drop EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER (upto 30 enemies with one hit) in a 60 foot radious of him. Here is is casting that attack:

Piercing Cold Mutagen Attack activated.

If you know how to read that chart, you'll also see Exploding Quen is activated X5+40%, meaning the damage is multiplied by 5 and 40% added to that (so landing a 100 point hit would equal 100x5(40%)=500x40%= 700 hit damage instead of 100 hit damage. It means he has a protective barrier around himself, that makes him impervious to enemy fire, and when an enemy attacks, any hit damage they land on him, mirrors back and instead of hitting him, hits the person who attacked him.

Quen is a magic armor/barrier that floats around the character's body so they don't have to wear armor (thus how Avallac'h can run around in his underwear, which he often does). So if they hit him with a 900 point hit, it's going to deal no damage to him, and instead deal them 900x5(40%) or 6,300 hit damage dealt to them, by their own attack, with him not doing any attack at all.

Here is what that looks like in action:

Exploding Quen, activated, and deflecting attacks by temple guards and Redanian soldiers in Novigrad.

While his crossbow is now firing at a +20 +14, with double firing and automatic reload (meaning one shot will fire 3 times in succession with a +34% crit hit change).. and on a lvl 109 character, that means his crossbow is landing +10,000 point crit hits almost every fire, allowing him to walk through the streets of Novigrad mass murdering all the  Redanians, simply by firing his cross bow as he walks... with split action (6) exploding bolts in it, refiring 3 shots at a time, he can insta-kill 18 guards/soldier per shot fire. You can see him doing this in the pictures below...

Split bolt, crossbow attack.
Exploding bolt, crossbow attack.

frizzy Jun 16 @ 5:44pm

how do i use magic

how do i use the sign magic power things?

Originally posted by BuzzardBee:

Did you skip the tutorial at the very start of the game??

probably lol why bother with such boring mundane things

if keyboard and mouse hotkeys are default, use scroll-wheel on mouse to change between signs, and "q" to cast them; or 1,2,3,4,5 to select and cast manually

go into options to check your hot key settings f you've changed them, or are using a controller

as to what each does:

Aard is a lightning/wind/ice blast (depending on how you level it up with ability points over time), good for stunning, freezing, and knocking down enemies; early in the game it is weak, but at higher levels once you start building your archetype, Aard becomes more deadly then swords if leveled up all the way, and is by far your single most deadly weapon after you unlock a level called "Piercing Cold" (which you won't see until level 40 or 50+) 

Ignii is a fire attack, sets your enemies on fire. Early in the game, this is one of your best attacks. It doesn't level up to be insanely overpowered the way aard does, so later in the game you'll want to be using aard more then Ignii. 

Quen is a protect barrier, that you cast on yourself to deflect enemy hits; early on it is very weak, but over time you can level it up to insanely overpowered protection.

Axii is a hypnotism spell that similar to Jedi magic, allows you to change the wills of those around you; early on it just stuns, but at higher levels you can use it to create minions in battle, forcing your enemies to attach each other... you'll want to level Axii up before the rest of the signs, because it's needed for several early quests

Yrden is a trap spell; used mostly for specters, wraiths, ghosts, bargests, etc; you cast it on the ground then try to lure them into it, and for a few seconds it holds them in place so you can attack them with weapons, without them teleporting away; it's very weak and has several bugs and glitches, that require mods to fix as the game devs never fixed them in any update so far

Some monsters are immune to certain signs and some monsters are very weak when hit by certain signs, so be sure to constantly be checking the bestiary with each new unlocked entry to learn which signs are best against which monsters.

Places of Power, give a boost to the signs; each PoP effects a different sign. Walk up to the stone and press "e" to activate the boost. It only lasts about 10 minutes, so you'll want to do it just before a battle.

Fighting style, other/Siege: only seen in the game's final boss battle; can cast insanely overpowered fireball/meteor storm attacks that kill everyone on the battlefield (friend and foe alike) - only uses this when he's EXTREMELY pissed off; best way to avoid getting on the wrong end of his fireball attack is just don't mention Lara Dorren and never, ever, EVER say you want to kill his son Caranthir - as this is what triggered him to do this attack, which it appears he has very little control over and just does at random when he's super pissed.

Like his ranged attack, this siege attack is too powerful for him, and leaves him too weak to further fight or otherwise defend himself. We see Avallac'h, after casting this spell, not only too weak to fight, but also too weak to run away or flee from Geralt's wrath, and quickly throwing down his sword and begging for mercy.

While he has this attack in the quests, I've not yet been able to get him to do this attack as a player character... I think the ability is there, if you level up mutagens enough... I'm looking into it. If I can get him to do this attack as a player character, I'll update this page to let you know how to do it.

We also know that Avallac'h is prone to flee, if the option is available. He'd rather not fight if he doesn't have to, and he's quick to try to talk his way out of fights, quick to try to talk others out of fighting, and if he thinks there's any chance his attacker will be swayed by a mercy plea, Avallac'h is quick to surrender his weapons and throw himself at the feet of his attacker begging for mercy.


Fighting style, best against: In non-quest, RPG sandbox gameplay, spawned in as Geralt's travel companion, Avallac'h is best against Elementals, Golems, Wild Hunt, Arcaspores, Insectoids, Bandits, Pirates, and Hanse Bandits.

He takes out Cyclopes, Bear, and Wolves with a single hit.

He's extremely good against Griffins, Arch Griffins, Forktails, Shalamears, and Cockatrices.

His attacks are weaker against Grave Hags, Necrophages, Rotfiends, Bargasts, and the SpoonMan, and while he can push them back, he can not defeat them on his own.

Fighting style, monster handicap: In non-quest, RPG sandbox gameplay, spawned in as Geralt's travel companion, Avallac'h is practically undefeatable against most every monster; however, Vampires, Spectres, and Sirens can do serious damage to him and quickly overpower him. NoonWraiths drop him fast, the only monster that consistently kills him in gameplay, after just 2 hits. Alps cripple him, leaving him paralyzed and unable to fight; Bruxa do serious bleeding damage to him, taking his health down fast; Sirens and Harpies, if enough of them attack at once can take his health down fast and kill him if another character doesn't step in to help fight.

Avallac'h dead after 2 hits from a Noonwraith...

He's a liability in battles against Noonwraiths, Alps, Bruxa, Sirens, and Harpies, as you end up having to protect him from them, making it difficult to fight them and get him out of their line of attack at the same time.

And, did you notice how the ONLY monsters he can't fight are also the ONLY bare breasted, topless female monsters in the game? I don't think we have to guess as to why the game's resident sex-crazed pervert has trouble fighting Noonwraiths, Alps, Bruxa, Sirens, and Harpies. I find it rather hilarious that the game developers, put enough attention to detail into his character, to have the one character in the game who's obsessed with breasts, have fighting topless female monsters be his only weakness in battle.

But in the case of his prime nemesis Alps, we do see right in every single fight against an Alp what the problem is... here, have a look at HOW an Alp attacks our sadistic, masochistic Elf who likes being tied to beds...

To get scenes like the one you are about to see, you need to remove Geralt from the game and play AS Avallac'h, then spawn in Ciri as his travel companion.

As a player character, Avallac'h still has the same fight style and handicaps he had as a travel companion. His health is higher then Geralt's, his attacks do more damage, but he moves slower (MUCH slower - his NORMAL pace is the same as Geralt's staggered pace, so it takes a while to get used to controlling him if you're used to playing as Geralt - also, if you have him take fistek before a battle - yes - you can do that - his speed increases, his attacks are high crit chance 90%!!! BUT he's also starts hallucinating and his vision becomes blurred - same as playing Geralt drunk - give him fisteck and Avallac'h will land death blows EVERY hit IF he can see his target to hit it - also - it takes over a full game day for the fisteck to were off, so you'll have a couple hours of trying to keep him standing upright - not easy to do - as he also staggers badly and keeps falling over while on fisteck. Playing Avallac'h while he's high is a challenge to say the least; and if you are wondering where to buy it - the innkeeper at Cunny of the Goose sells fisteck.)

When playing Avallac'h as a player character, the first things you'll notice is his lame leg makes him VERY slow in battle. He can not run up to an enemy to attack, like Geralt does, and he also can't run away from an attack (no parry or counter attacks, either). He's gonna get hit, fast and often and he's not got any armor defense, so once he's hit, he starts taking bleeding damage FAST - if you do not have the Dumpling sword, with perogies activated, he WILL die within 10 seconds of EVERY battle, even against weak monsters like drowners. Remember, this is a classic squishy wizard classed character - he nukes entire cities, but he's easily squashed. Avallac'h is insanely overpowered, but has HUGE handicaps to make up for it, meaning that it takes only 1 or 2 hits for him to kill the enemy, it is also very difficult for him to land those hits, and easy for him to take HUGE hits before he gets a chance to land any hits at all.

It takes a lot of time and practice to learn to play as Avallac'h, with your moves being based largely on running away from the enemy while patiently waiting for your one open chance to land a crit hit.

But here... let's look at playing Avallac'h as a player character against an Alp and see WHY, he simply can not fight Alps...

Avallac'h as a level 79 player character, with Ciri as a level 77 travel companion... a level 83 Alp attacks. Ciri is hitting it, bringing it's health down VERY slowly, but Avallac'h can't even get close to it. It moves too fast and his lame leg is preventing him from keeping up at it's speed. He's yet to land a hit on this thing, as it now uses a sonic scream to paralyze the already slow wizard, stunning him and leaving him frozen, unable to move at all, as it now lunges in for it's close combat attack.
The Alp's close combat attack, is it literally jumps on you, and it being a vampire, tears into your throat. This attack is deadly to any character who takes crit hits on bleeding damage, which Avallac'h does - AND he can not move. He is totally paralyzed right now, nothing the player does can get this thing off him or stop this attack. If you DO NOT have a travel companion spawned in once this attack triggers, there is absolutely nothing you can do but watch this monster kill him, wait for the you are dead load screen and start the first again....

And while vampire oil, bleeding resistance armor, and black blood potions help Geralt swing through Alps like butter, none of these things work on Avallac'h even if you have them turned on while you're playing him. He has a vampire handicap coded into his character, so you he simply CAN NOT fight them. (If you've read the novels, Geralt's vampire buddy Regis explains Aen Elle Elves are easily killed by vampires, the day he introduces Avallac'h to Geralt)

The fact that the screen around him has started to spin into a greyed out blur, tells us that Avallac'h's health is dropping FAST and he's dying, he's about to pass out, as the vampire drinks his blood, leaving him powerless to fight back. And like I said, without a travel companion spawned in, there's nothing you can do to keep him alive now. This spinning blur will continue for about 7 seconds while the spin gets faster, the blur gets more clouded, and finally Avallac'h collapses, dead.... but notice we've got Ciri with us, and she's now closing in on this scene...
Ciri, is controlled by the computer AI and the player has no ability to influence or control her actions here... what you are seeing here is her pre-programed reaction to Avallac'h being attacked by vampires (note, she ONLY does this for Avallac'h... not Geralt or ANY other character)... as Ciri comes up behind Avallac'h and pulls him backwards, while blinking/teleporting, effectively moving him about 10 feet away from the vampire, while also dealing yet another crit hit on him, as the vampire's fangs tear open his throat, causing even more bleeding damage...
...Because this is a blink move, it happens VERY fast, and within 2 seconds, Ciri is in front of Avallac'h, now charging the Alp, while Avallac'h staggers around. You have to work quick here, as he's still losing health fast, and the player needs to be healing him, while continuing to move him AWAY from the Alp, as it's attack now swings into hyper speed, it now blinking faster then Ciri, trying to get back on him... you need to cast heal, 9 times, to get him steady enough to start fighting again, and then his health is still dropping while the Alp is alive.
Ciri will now, start her hyper attack... and you need to get Avallac'h healed fast, because once Ciri starts doing this, it's going to trigger you're ONLY open change to deal a death blow on this vampire...but if you are ANYTHING under 80% health when you do it, you'll kill Avallac'h along with the vampire, because she's gonna give him one last lash same time he hits her with his death blow.

Do not take your eyes off the screen once Ciri's hyper attack starts... it's very, very very, VERY fast... finger memory on the controller is VERY important here, if you lack it, you'll not keep Avallac'h alive through an Alp fight. You need to be doing a lot of things at once... while watching Ciri's hyper attack, you need to be smashing that heal button to get Avallac'h back up to 80% heath MINIMUM, it's gonna take 9 (NINE) heals MINIMUM to get his health high enough for him to deal the final death blow on this vampire, you need to be hitting that button STEADY none stop, while also moving him VERY close to the vampire, AND keeping him from being hit by the vampire's by hyped up frenzy attacks...

You've got 3 seconds TOPS to do this.

Let me repeat that... you have 3 seconds to heal him, get him back in the battle and AND attack.

If you are not fast on the finger memory, you are NOT going to get to the end of an Alp fight alive with avallac'h as the player character.

You can not read this sentence in 3 seconds.

This is a very, very, very fast paced fight... and pray all hell you don't have Ge'els spawned in as a travel companion when an Alp attacks, you'll have to try to keep him alive AND do this at the same time.

Ciri is running back and forth like Sonic the Hedgehog at super sonic light speeds,, and she's about to land a magor crit hit on the vampire with it... this hit, is the one that breaks the vampire's hypnotism spell on Avallac'h, and as soon as you see Ciri land this hit, Avallac'h is gonna be able to run again, but the vampire is at 2 seconds after Ciri lands this hit the Alp is going to start a sonic scream that's going to knock Avallac'h off his feet.

That means you have EXACTLY ONE SECOND to act, otherwise this whole thing is going to start over again, when the vampire once again bites him.

And while you are healing Avallac'h and moving closer, you want to be watching the screen for ^^THIS^^ move from Ciri... ^^THAT^^ is you're open...and it stays active for EXACTLY 1 (ONE) second.
In that one second open while the Alp is paralyzed by Ciri's hyper blink attack, you need to hit the Alp with Ard on Peircing Cold Mutagen (aka The White Frost attack)... it'll crit hit her health to zero and kill the vampire.
But ^^THIS^^ is why you want to get Avallac'h's health back up to 80% or higher, BEFORE you attack the Alp. As she's dying, she's gonna lash out one last swing at him, doing 70% damage in 1 hit.
And while you end up with a dead Alp after this.. you have a high chance of also having a dead Avallac'h too.

In addition to a weakness to bare breasts and bleeding damage, Avallac'h also can't take much in the way of poison damage. Toxins take him down fast, as can be seen when he went up against a poisonous toad...

While an herbalist who excels in making potions to heal, drugs to excite (particually fisteck), and perfums to sooth, he has limited ability to tolerate contact with toxic substances

However, because of his Aen Serhvrne blood, he is better at withstanding toxins then the average Human, or even the average Elf (Elves in general being immune to many toxins), and is considered a mutant with toxin immunity similar to that of a witcher. (We learn this in Geralt's notes, after Geralt discovers the lab of a mad scientist who  lived under Temple Isle and did horrific tests on an Aen Elle Elf who was a Cat School Witcher.)

And if you don't have a dead Avallac'h and if you've progressed far enough into the game to trigger the NG+ option, you'll discover, the game also unlocks the ability for Ciri to go running into Avallac'h's arms and hug him, after a fight...if you didn't know this option was there... look for it. It triggers at the end of the quest called "Tedd Deireadh, The Final Age" (the final boss battle - the one you have to fight Avallac'h)

"Tedd Deireadh, The Final Age" is a level 22 boss battle against 3 bosses one after the other with no break: Caranthir, Eredin, and Avallac'h. Caranthir and Eredin you kill, while Avallac'h you just avoid his attack until you can get close to him, at which point he surrenders without a fight. You'll trigger New Game Plus abilities after the end of that boss fight. One of the options that comes with NG+ is the ability to ask Ciri for a hug after a fight. Click on Ciri at any point AFTER you finish "Tedd Deireadh, The Final Age" and you'll see the option there.

And while you can literally spend hours, hugging Avallac'h after every single fight in the game, once the option is unlocked... 12 of these are full blown sex scenes... which... uhm... I may have to get a PornHub account to show them to you, seeing how I'm not sure I can upload the sex scene episodes to YouTube...

12 of those hugs progress into scenes like this... 

Clips of the sex scene from the Over Hill and Dale Quest... triggered by killing the Cloud Giant in the Over Hill and Dale Boss Battle
Clips of the sex scene from the Over Hill and Dale Quest
Clips of the sex scene from the Beyond Hill and Dale Quest
Clips of the sex scene from the Beyond Hill and Dale Quest

Beyond Hill and Dale is a level 47 quest from the Blood and Wine DLC, by the way.

Also, Alps are NOT in Witcher Wild Hunt 3, unless you have the Blood and Wine DLC. And you will not see an Alp before you are leveled up to 35 minimum, as they are level 35 monsters and won't start spawning before your character reaches level 35.

And if you are wondering, as of writing this (June 4, 2018) I'm playing level 89 on Death March with Enemy Upscaling.

Back to what we was saying...

Avallac'h has trouble fighting Alps and Bruxa... female monsters that look like nude female Humans. 

He also has trouble fighting Sirens... flying, swimming, sea monsters, who also have bare boobs on display.

AND... Avallac'h can be killed, quickly, and easily, by Wraiths. Yep, more topless women.  He was just killed by Wraiths, twice today. Two different battles. Not the same Wraith.

I find it rather hilarious, that the game devs went out of their way to program this character, a man who is overly obsessed with breasts, so that he couldn't fight any monster that was showing off a pair of naked breasts. Each time, almost immediately after starting to fight them

I've never seen a game mechanic like this. Usually a character (in any game) can fight monsters equally, one monster to the next, the change in difficulty, being the monster itself and not the character's reaction to the monster. In other words, if a bare breasted monster affected the character's ability to fight, it would affect ALL character across the game, NOT, just one character who is easily distracted by bare breasts.

The attention to small details like this, that the devs put into this game are amazing, because EVERY character in the game, has some sort of weakness that handicaps them in battle, that is unique to that character. And now we know that Avallac'h, a nearly immortal, practically undefeatable character in battle against everything, Avallac'h's weakness is he can't successfully fight a monster with bare breasts.

This leads to another question: is it the bare breasts or is it the fact that they are female?

Can he simply not hurt a female character? We do see him throughout the game, change his personality when around females. He is very dominant around other males, to the point of being a bully. His temper flares up constantly. We get the impression that Avallac'h when younger was probably your stereotypical nerd character: short, nose always in books, no muscle strength to be found; and with that in mind was likely bullies, teased, and picked on, quite a lot in his youth, which would logically explain his constant outbursts of aggression now, towards any male that gets near him. 

With women he is much more laid back and calm, except when Ciri defies him and gets on his nerves. Though aggressive and dominant with other males, he becomes very gentle, nurturing, and loving around females. He takes a mother hen attitude towards Ciri, Margarita, Corinne, and the Lodge Sisters, talking to them gently and hovering over their injuries, tenderly taking care of them. Though he says he hates Humans, we see scenes of him trying to heal Margarita's injuries and Ciri's scars.

Avallac'h's interactions with women are vastly different in the game then in the books.

Remember:

IN THE BOOKS: Avallac'h is an evil outright super creep, scary monster villain

A villain is a character, who is not good on any level at all, likely hasn't got shred of decency in him, is just plain evil incarnate scum of the earth. Which makes it easy for readers to hate him and the hero to kill him without guilt.

In the books Avallac'h hurts people. He LIKES hurting people. He's gets off on hurting people. He's sadistic. He doesn't give a shit about you. He's will show you no mercy.

He's a psychotic drug dealer, with a rabid sex addiction, he's a wild animal that too high to know or care what he's doing to you, he's gonna rape you, he's gonna kill you, he's probably gonna kill you while he rapes you, and he's likely gonna keep raping you after you're dead. He's a research scientist and geneticist, he is the creator of the Elder Blood gene, he built those 7 foot super soldiers known as The wild Hunt... and when he gets done raping you, dead or alive, you're gonna end up in his laboratory, if you're still alive you're gonna be tortured, if you're dead, don't worry, you'll be alive again soon so he can torture you and rape you some more. If you are still alive when he's finally done with you, he'll take you back home, he'll return you back to your parents just minutes after you were taken, so no one will notice you were gone, except for the fact you were 10 when he took you and now you are 30, and your parents don't believe that you are the little 10 year old girl who went outside to play this morning, why would they believe you, you're an adult now?

^^THIS is Avallac'h in the books.

In the books, Avallac'h is a psychotically deranged, drug addicted, sex crazed, super villain, mad scientist, sorcerer with a laboratory.

Book version Avallac'h, as the author created him, is your worst nightmare. Evilest of all prime evils. Avallac'h makes the books' primary villain Vilgersfort look like a saint.

Vilgersfort, by the way, is also a psychotically deranged, drug addicted, sex crazed, super villain, mad scientist, sorcerer with a laboratory...he's the one Ciri was running away from when she ran into The Tower of Swallows and came out literally in Avallac'h's lap.

If you didn't know, drug crazed, psychotic wizards with evil time traveling towers are on just about every street corner in the Witcher franchise. You can't throw a stone in any direction without hitting one, no matter where you are.

High Elf Avallac'h is the most powerful and most feared mage of the multiverse. Vilgersfort is the most powerful HUMAN mage of Ciri's home realm. Half-Elf Kalkstein is by far the most psychotically deranged wizard of them all, but he's not evil, he''s just crazy.

And as bad as Vilgersfort was, Ciri in the books was only with Avallac'h 2 months before she was running screaming in terror back to the waiting arms of Vilgersfort.

In fact, it appears that Avallac'h's ONLY purpose of being in the books at all, was to show Ciri that hey: there are worse things then Vilgersfort out there, take this Elf wizard over here for example...

We are left to wonder, WHY the game devs took a character who was so extremely minor, used only as a diversion to show Ciri, her home planet was way better then that crystal paradise planet she escaped too... why did the game devs take a character that is so minor he's on fewer than 30 pages total of a series that spans 2,000+ pages, and make him into one of the game's primary characters, AND making him, who was Ciri's galor, kidnapper, and rapist in the books, making him her best friend, closest companion, and most trusted ally in the game?

But we are glad they did, because heck, you remember who my fave character in Hatoful Boyfriend was right? Even if you didn't know, you could guess just by the topic we are talking about right now. Oh yes! I loved Shuu Iwamine. Psycho chucka with a laboratory and the main character's head. I grew up on Vincent Price movies. So many psychos with labs. And then there's my favourite novel: H. G. Wells "Island of Dr Monroe", closely followed by H.G.Wells "Food of the Gods". There ain't nothing I love more then a psycho with a lab, unless it's a crazy Elf wizard... and what have we got here? A psycho Elf wizard with a lab and a sadistic streak. Avallac'h's a match made in heaven for me. 

IN THE GAMES: Avallac'h is a creepy, lovable anti-hero, a far cry from the madman we saw in the novels.

An anti-hero is a bad guy, almost a villain, but not quite because he has good intentions behind the bad things he does. He's trying to do the right thing, he's just going about it in ways that are questionable. The reder has a hhard time hating him and the hero is conflicted when it comes time to defeat him, often unable to kill him.

And yet... the game does constantly hint to his past actions from the books. Players who've not read the books, miss the clues the game devs put in every scene we see Avallac'h in: like the rope laying on his bed, the porn drawings under his bed, the shrine of Ciri in his bedroom, Ge'els' cryptic conversation outbursts calling Avallac'h a rapist and backmailer and liar, Geralt's telling Vesemir "keep an eye on Avallac'h, he's not a friend", Phillipa warning Ciri that the Elven Sage has a bad past and can not be trusted, the rows of human sized glass test tubes in Avallac'h's house complete with skeletons inside, Avallac'h's diary that Yennefer finds and reads with all his notes on the tests he's been doing on humans, Ge'els diary that Geralt finds and reads telling of the need to replace their country's ruling Sage with another Sage, Eredin's dying words "Avallac'h's decieved us both, he pits us against each other while he's made off with Cirilla", Avallac'h himself making lots of side comments under his breath to himself including the comment that he wants to tie Ciri up and teleport her away with him which Geralt wasn't supposed to hear but does...

...if you head into the game looking for the clues, you'll find the game devs peppered HUNDREDS of them, all references to the novels, pointing every incriminating finger possible at Avallac'h.

IN THE BOOKS: Avallac'h is a violent, abusive, sex crazed womanizer, who takes what he wants, and thinks nothing of beating a woman to death to get what he wants. And the only thing he ever wants in the books is sex, sex, sex, sex, and more sex. And while we only see him in one (almost 2) sex scene ever in the entire franchise, the rape scene with Ciri (and a sex scene with Isilira that never happened as they were interrupted by Ciri entering the room), we know from things other characters say, that no one is shocked or surprised to see him rape Ciri. Indeed, Ciri was warned by 3 people to watch her back around Avallac'h because he had a well known reputation for his brutality with women.

Indeed we learn that Avallac'h's brutal reputation, makes it easy for Eredin to frame Avallac'h for King Auberon's murder. Avallac'h is so well known among the Elves, for his short temper, his violent rage fits, his habit of raping omen, his habit of beating people men/women/and children alike, his habit of killing people he gets mad at, that no one, not one single person believes he did not rape Ciri, then kill Auberon. No one questions the possibility of someone else killing the king. No one questions the event they saw in the garden.

That is something to consider... the rape scene... the reader knows that it was Ciri who raped Avallac'h, but he's so well known for his habit of raping women, that everyone who saw this event just assumes they saw him rape Ciri. They are so used to seeing him attack and rape women, that no one even considers that this time the woman is raping him.

And then, when that women is next scene running out of the king's bedroom, leaving the king dead from an overdose on drugs Avallac'h made... everyone automatically assumes Avallac'h killed the king in a rage fit over them both wanting the same woman. They are so used to him doing this sort of thing that they never once think it's possible someone framed him, for a murder he didn't commit, by using his know habits against him.

The fact that Eredin is able to do this, says A LOT about Avallac'h's pre-novel past, informing us that he has a history of rape, violence towards women, and murdering people he gets mad at. People are so scared of him, they let him get away with this sort of thing over and over again, and they ONLY react now because this time it's the king who is dead.

IN THE GAME: we never see Avallac'h hurting a female. He's very gentle with women. We see him in the game as very shy around women. We also see him in the game trying to hide his porn collection and not wanting people to know how very perverted he is.


There is one scene where we see Avallac'h tackle a woman, forcing her to the ground, then holding her there while she kicks and screams, but you do not see him trying to hurt her, in fact just the opposite, you see him trying to restrain her without harming her. The woman in question was Philippa and at the time she was shooting lightning bolts and fireballs at everyone in the room, had killed several people, and several people were trying to kill her. She was scared out of her mind, had just been brutally tortured having her eyes gouged out, and was afraid that the people in the room with her were the witch hunters coming back to torture her to death, when in fact it was her friends here on a rescue mission trying to save her. She was so frightened that she was simply attacking everyone with no clue who she was really attacking. Thus we see Avallac'h grab her, force her to the ground, while she is kicking him, and trying to swing around and claw him, after she just got done blasting him with lightning bolts, and him trying to hold her on the ground and trying to avoid getting kicked, until she calms down enough to recognize the voices of the people around her as being her friends, at which point he helps her back up. We see in this scene, that though he is incredibly strong and forceful and able to hold her still, he is also being very gentle with her and trying to restrain her without injuring her.

Here's screen shots of that scene (and somebody please take these pictures out of context and go write Avallac'h x Philippa porn-fic. I love shipping Avallac'h with Phillipa, they are so perfect for each other. She's as bitchy as he is. Phillipa's a much better match for him then Ciri.)

This is my fave picture from this set... his eyes here... she just kicked him and he's really trying not to kill her right now... I mean we know the type of person he is, we know how strong he is (Aen Elle elves are supposedly 10 times stronger than a human of the same size, which is why Avallac'h's able to hold her still when Dijkstra and a dozen of his henchmen couldn't even get a hold of her), the books describe his hands as having bones like steal that could snap humans in half with little effort, we know how bad he is at controlling his temper, and we know that he can just let out a high pitched shriek and blast her brain out of her head with telepathic sonic waves... so, we know how much danger she is putting herself in by kicking him, when he's not trying to hurt her and is just trying to get her to calm down... and even though we know what's actually happening here my mind can take this picture so very far out of context...
You know, I don't think too many men are bold enough to put their knee in a woman's chest like that.
Avallac'h: "Stop squirming. If I wanted to kill you, you'd be long dead by now."
by the way... Avallac'h needs her help to assassinate King Radovid... she a former lover of Radovid, wants him dead after he tried to kill her. Telling her of a plot to assassinate the king is what calmed her down.
I don't know what this look is, but he gives it to people a lot.

But this scene with Phillipa is the only time in the game we see Avallac'h in a physical confrontation with a woman, where he is using any kind of force, and he's going out of his way to try and not hurt her, while trying to not get hurt himself, and while trying to keep her from hurting the others in the room.

And this is DRAMATICALLY different from how he is in the books. 

Were this same scene in the books, he'd have had no trouble punching her in the face, then choking her until she passed out, as a way of restraining her. He is VERY abusive of women in the books, which is a part of his personality that is changed dramatically from the novel version of him to the game adaptation of him.

IN THE BOOKS: Avallac'h is VERY abusive to his woman and can be seen beating them up if they disobey him; he thinks nothing of beating up women very badly and has been known to beat his human lovers to death. Avallac'h in the books, has a sadistic streak.

We see him in the books strangling Ciri during the rape scene, taking great delight in watching her dying in his hands.

Also, in the books, he is not shy on any level at all, is very bold and publicly outspoken with his radical views on sex, flaunts the fact that he, an Elf, disobeys the law and fucks humans, there is never once a scene in the books when he is a NOT talking about sex, and he openly admits to Geralt that he has a sex addiction problem.

And you got to remember too, we have that interrupted sex scene in the books... which shows how very fickle and emotionally calus he is with his women. 

What interrupted sex scene, you ask?

Why, the one between Isilira and Avallac'h, when Avallac'h kicks Isilira out of his bed, and makes her leave the room, because Ciri walked in on them.

Yep. That would be the scene in the books, that is the REASON we see Isilira so very bitchy at Ciri in the game, when once again, Ciri has walked into Avallac'h's bedroom unannounced.

We see in Lady of the Lake, Avallac'h with Isilira, about to have sex with her, and Ciri enter the room and interrupt them, Ciri embarrassed, quickly leaves the room, but Avallac'h runs after her, brings Ciri back into the room, then tells Isilira to leave them alone.

Isilira is pissed in this scene, but obeys Avallac'h stopping at the door long enough to tell Ciri exactly what she thought of her. Which Avallac'h shrugs off, then tells Ciri to ignore the bitch as he'd rather spend time with Ciri then Isilira.

It is at this point that Avallac'h informs her "the walls have ears" and he'd rather be alone with her, where no one can hear them, so takes her to his boat and leaves the city with her.

As much as this guy likes sex and goes out of his way to have sex as often as possible with everyone (and everything, unicorns included) as much as possible, and apparently doesn't let anything get in between him and whoever or whatever he wants to have sex with - as he said himself, - the world is coming to an end? We are to die? You want me to save all your asses?  Well, the world can wait, I'll do it later, gotta go fuck around first - (Tower of Swallows)

And, you know how I like to find pictures to match what I'm saying...

Here's a picture.

Look at it and tell me what you think is happening here, then scroll down below the picture I'll tell you if you are right.

Keep in mind the current topic we are talking about...

If you looked at that picture and thought... it looks like he's checking his dick.... you'd have been correct, because that's EXACTLY what he is doing in this picture.

This is a guy, who has no ability to understand sarcasm on ANY level at all, and so if you insult him with dick slurs, he doesn't understand you're not ACTUALLY talking about his dick, and is going to check his dick, because he completely misunderstood you, and Ciri is the type of woman to use dick slurs to insult a man, so, the end result is we have a picture of Avallac'h checking his dick.

I love this game.


UPDATE: September 16, 2018: Because this is being asked to me daily in chat I'm adding this here... But we are TOLD that Avallac'h is evil! How can you say he's not evil when the narrator says he's evil?

Avallac'h is evil?

Says who?

And on what grounds?

The reader is TOLD that Avallac'h is evil, yes.

By Eredin, a Unicorn, Dandelion, Regis, and Geralt.

Let's look at the evidence used to proclaim he is evil.

One of the many things used to call him evil is that he is not circumcised.

Another thing used to call him evil is the fact that he remained faithful to one woman and wasn't running around fucking every female he saw.

Another reason his is called evil, is because he is an Elf and he felt compassion for and helped a human.

Yep. So many "EVIL" things there.

He has a foreskin. We know THAT makes him evil, because we are told his lack of circumcision is proof he's evil, so we just KNOW every uncircumcised man on the planet is evil by that virtue alone.

Let's rephrase that:

Eredn tells the reader that Avallac'h is evil, just before Eredin murdered King Auberon and frames Avallac'h and Ciri for said murder. Eredin runs around accusing Avallac'h of doing a thing and the Eredin himself is seen doing that thing and trying to make it look like Avallac'h did it.

Eredin corners Ciri, tells her Avallac'h is evil, and oh by the way, here's some fisstech Avallac'h made, why don't you give it to Auberon and help me frame Avallac'h for murder. When Ciri refuses to help and runs and tells Avallac'h, Avallac'h shrugs it off stating Eredin is always doing stuff like that and he's long ago stopped thinking about it. Angry that Ciri wouldn't help him, Eredin frames both Ciri and Avallac'h for Auberon's murder. 

While we are TOLD Avallac'h is evil, we are only shown that Eredin is jealous of Avallac'h's rank: the fact that Avallac'h is the royal court mage and the advisor to the king. Avallac'h is second in command of the Aen Elle world, and Eredin desperately wants to be king and needs Avallac'h out of the way to get to the throne. 

Avallac'h is next in line to be king. Eredin MUST get BOTH Auberon AND Avallac'h out of the picture if he is to crown himself king.  Thus Eredin starts rumors that Avallac'h is evil, so people will automatically assume it was Avallac'h who murdered Auberon.

Avallac'h takes Ciri to walk along the lake, which is very secluded, several hours horse ride from the city, and surrounded by endless fields of flowers. Avallac'h spends most of the day picking flowers and writing poetry, while Ciri races her horse around the lake. Avallac'h's nude female bodyguards march around him and bitch about how a pure blooded Elf of his rank shouldn't be seen fawning over a half-Elf Human like Ciri. He orders them to stay here and not follow him, then takes Ciri to the other side of the lake, citing he's sick of them bullying him about Ciri. Ciri tells him that they've been bullying her as well.

The Unicorns stalk Avallac'h on obsessive levels, they've been laying in wait for centuries to see him without his bodyguards. The old sorcerer lives in mortal fear of being killed and never goes outside with his army of vicious Amazonian she-elf bodyguards. He's now for the first time in some 700 years blown them off and stormed off alone, unprotected, with nothing by a Human child at his side.

Avallac'h is the last male of his kind. A rare type of Elf known as an Aen Saervhern. Much of his depression and suicidal tendencies stems from his being lonely and wishing there were others like him to spend time with. Ciri, being an Elder Blood Child, is part Aen Saervhern.

Unicorns are at war with Elves. Unicorns hate Elves. Unicorns want Elves dead. A herd of Unicorns spies one of the Elder Blood Children, Ciri, being cuddled in the arms of the last living male Aen Saervhern Elder Elf, Avallac'h. The Unicorns watch from a distance, and overhear Avallac'h tell Ciri he wants to have a baby with her.


Avallac'h was deemed not a threat in repopulating the Aen Saervhern, as he had not left the grave side of his dead ex-wife Lara, in 200 years, thus the Unicorns left the depressed Elf alive to suffer in his sorrow. It never occurred to them he'd leave Lara's grave and find another mate or contemplate fathering children, creating more Aen Saervhern Elves. 

We are told Avallac'h is evil because he is the last of his kind, is lonely, wishes for a companion, and desires to have a family. Such very evil sins, these.

The Unicorns become enraged upon learning that the Aen Saervhern  Elf has taken an Elder Blood child as his mate, has gone off alone with her, is now talking about having babies with her... and likely would have had sex with Ciri there by the lake, had the Unicorns not interrupted, because that was the direction this scene was taking. For the Aen Saervhern (aka as Sages) are the evilest of all evils and they must be killed to the last one, even those unborn in the womb... kill, kill, kill, kill them all, for all Elves are evil, the only good Elf is a dead Elf.

 Knowing that Avallac'h is the last of the male Aen Saervhern Elder Elves, the Unicorns, whom have mass murdered the rest of the Aen Saervhern Elder Elves and don't want to see more of them born, attack and try to kill the last living male Aen Saervhern Elf (Avallac'h).

Avallac'h instantly kills most of his attackers with a high pitched sonic whale song scream that shatters their brains inside their skulls. Weakened by this attack, he uses telepathy to put the scream into the mouths of his female bodyguards, killing the 2nd round of attacking unicorns, while he tries to ran back to where his bodyguards are on the other side of the lake, while dragging Ciri with him.

Terrified, Avallac'h grabs Ciri and flees as the Unicorn army's 3rd battalion attacks. Eredin seeing an opportunity to get Ciri to trust him, appears through a portal, Wild Hunt in tow, and rescues Ciri and Avallac'h, while slaughtering the Unicorns.

We are shown that Avallac'h has immense psychic powers, is very horny and highly attracted to Ciri, but we are not shown him being evil.

A Unicorn tells Ciri Avallac'h is evil, claiming he kidnaps human children, uses them in a human breeding farm, claims he eats the children he doesn't keep for pets. Ciri makes a point of looking at Avallac'h's teeth to find out if he's a meat eater and finds he's missing many teeth, thus why he is so thin and anorexic, and why his cheekbones are accented so much. He's practically a skeleton, nearly starving to death, unable to eat much due to a lack of teeth. Ciri spends an entire paragraph describing Avallac'h's over exaggerated cheekbones and the fact that Avallac'h is so skinny he looks more dead then alive and appears he's not eaten in weeks. Ciri becomes more sympathetic towards Avallac'h, realizing he is very old, very weak, and in ill health.

Infuriated that Ciri will not side with them and help them murder the Elves, the Unicorns take Ciri to see a massive pile of thousands of bones, and point out the sword marks on each skull, telling her that Avallac'h is evil, mass murders Humans, and brutally mutilated their skulls to destroy their brains. The problem with the Unicorns' story is Avallac'h has a raging phobia of swords on near PTSD levels and not only does not own a sword, also will not allow anyone to get near him if they are carrying a sword. His servants and bodyguards marvel when they see him give Ciri the gift of a Witcher sword called Zireal.

The narrator, Dandelion, a reknowned liar, letcher, drunk, and hater of Elves and religion, tells the reader Avallac'h is evil because Avallac'h a pious priest who abstains from drinking and sex. Dandelion reminds us that Elves are born evil and there is no good born among Elves. 

Regis tells the reader Avallac'h is evil, because Avallac'h is an ancient unseen Elder God who hides underground for centuries, rarely surfacing and MUST be evil on the grounds that no one ever sees him. Regis also points out that Avallac'h is an Elf and all Elves are inherently evil.

Geralt says Avallac'h is evil, because Avallac'h is an Elf and there is no such thing as a good Elf, all Elves are evil. Geralt tells Avallac'h this to his face and Avallac'h tells Geralt that Geralt is nothing but a talking ape, sarcastically throws feces at him stating that's all apes know how to do, then tells Geralt to be a good little ape and go shove a gnawed bone up his own rectum. Geralt states this proves Avallac'h is evil and Avallac'h says Geralt's brutish ways prove Geralt more of a mindless ape then Avallac'h had expected him to be.

Ciri tells the reader that Avallac'h is not like other Elves, that he is a good person, and says this can be proven by the fact that unlike other Elves, Avallac'h was born with white skin. Ciri goes on to say all Elves are born evil, because all Elves are born black, and you can tell if a person is good or evil by the colour of their skin. She then points out Eredin is the most evil of all Elves because he is the blackest skinned Elf she ever saw. Ciri ends her white power rant saying: "Avallac'h was as white as Eredin was black, and therefore Avallac'h was as good as Eredin was evil."

And there you have it - those are the people in the novels, who tell you Avallac'h is evil and their motives for doing so.

Now I ask you, does any of that stand as logical proof of his being evil?

Avallac'h is one of the single most minor character of the entire series, appear in only 2 chapters of the novels: Chapter 7 of Tower of Swallows and chapter 5 of Lady of the Lake, gracing a grand total of only 32 pages total out of 2,000+ pages.

32 pages. That's not a lot of space to do evil acts.


Avallac'h is different. Eccentric. Keeps Echinops and Barbergizes as pets. Rides a knocker instead of a horse. Baths with his clothes on because he hates anyone to see him nude. Different does NOT equal evil.

Everyone is scared of Avallac'h because he's a powerful mage, but, you really never see him do anything even remotely evil. We see him throw feces at Geralt, graffiti paint penises on art, make fisstech, and prance through a field playing a flute while nude women run after him...  in between hugging, comforting, and cuddling Ciri every time she runs crying to him... beyond that, we actually never see him do anything else.