Update: November 7, 2022
This week we should be celebrating the 9th birthday of my son.
Instead we are celebrating the 9th anniversary since his murder.
If you have any information, please call FBI Portland Office @ 207-774-9322
ask for Agent Andy Drewer.
November 14, 2013 10PM @ Southern Maine Community College Art Studio Bug-Light Parking Lot: 3 strangers armed with golf clubs, attacked me from behind while I was loading bags into the backseat of my car. They were a blond woman 60s-ish whom the others called "Claire", a natural red-haired woman also 60sish who called herself "Kendra", and a bald man, football player-body-type-build in his 30sish. I was 8 months pregnant. They murdered my baby, ruptured 3 discs in my spine, shattered 3 vertebra, broke my pelvis, hips, and knees. I was paralyzed for 5 months and was 18 months relearning to walk. The nerve damage has left me with limited use of my hands, legs, bladder, and intestines.
On top of that, they have also taken to harassing the baby's father, a disfigured, homeless, WW2 veteran, whom they call "Etoile". They spread hateful rumours about him claiming he is a cryptid, a demon, or most often what they term "an amphibious alien". He lives in pine branch lean-toos he builds in Old Orchard Beach and Ocean Park, and they have been hunting the locations of them, tearing them down, and smashing up his belongings.
April 10, 2015 1PM at 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach Maine a gang of estimated 74 people, some of them wearing ku klux klan robes, invaded my farm, used a Blow Brothers sewage truck to pump 500+gallons of sewage into my motorhome flooding it to over the kitchen counters deep, ripped out all the cabinets and built in furniture, while 14 men armed with guns, held my family down on the ice and snow, with guns to our heads, and used cinder block bricks and a metal pole with metal wire loops to beat and behead 10 of my 12 foster children (the youngest age 4, the oldest age 16). May 15, 2015 they returned and nailed their heads to my front door. The 3 people of the November 14, 2013 attack were among the group.
September 12, 2015, 9AM a dozen+ of these same people arrived again in my driveway at 146, this time chanting: "Too gay for the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach. Kill of be killed. Remember Saco Shaw's, Transgender Murder Store, kill the transvestites before they kill us all", one white haired man in a dark green pick up truck was leading the herd, while waving a rifle over his head and shooting at me and my pink motorhome, he shot several holes through my neighbour's shed. The crowd was accusing me of being a male-to-female "transgender terrorist" (they thought I was Muslim because I wear Catholic veiling).
June 26, 2016, the same 2 women of the first 2 attacks, arrived at my Scarborough WalMart workplace, and in a near repeat of the first attack, again while I was leaned over the back seat of my car putting bags in, this time they attacked with a chopping cart, re-injuring my spine, hip, and pelvis that was not yet fully healed from the first attack. The blond "Claire" woman was screaming "That's EelKat, she tried to kill my husband!" while the redhead screamed "I'm Kendra Silvermander it's my turn the shine!" They sped away in a early2000s-vintage gold Volvo SUV station wagon. This attack left me permanently crippled, and bedridden from 2016 until May 2022.
November 21, 2021: They shot "Etiole" in Biddeford, while he was staying at the tent-shanty-village with about 50 other homeless people along the Saco River in Biddeford. They made the claim he was a "suicide demon" citing that he was driving locals to suicide by putting "evil eye curses" on them.
These people murdered my baby, attempted to murder the baby's father, drove a backhoe over our house, and left me crippled for the rest of my life in their attempt to murder me.
I do not know who these people are. I never saw them before these attacks, and I've not seen them outside of these attacks. The police and FBI believe I was not the intended target, and that they were likely after my mother because of posts she makes on FaceBook and got us mixed up. The Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford Police and the FBI are seeking information leading to their identity and arrest.
These people who show up to vandalize, while they scream about aliens and demons and Etiole, prove how retarded they are by their own words.
Why?
Because only a retarded person believes in aliens.
Because only a retarded person believes in ufos.
Because only a retarded person believes in demons.
Because only a retarded person believes in ghosts.
Because only a retarded person believes in haunted cars.
Because only a retarded person believes in demon possessed cars.
Because only a retarded person believes in alien abduction.
The inbred insect locals of Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford, Maine are too damned retarded to know how much of a fool they make themselves look when they run around calling my cars demon possessed, calling my husband an alien, and calling me an alien abductee.
More Info @ eelkat.com
Long detailed info on the over 200 attacks they have done between June 2001 and May 2022, including photos of them driving a backhoe over our house on August 8, 2013 and the details of the malicious "amphibious alien" rumour they have been spreading about a local homeless disabled veteran @
https://www.eelkat.com/AmphibiousAliens.html
Images:
July 4th 2013: my car in front of my house.
August 8, 2013: me getting home from work to find a backhoe sitting on top of my house.
The FBI already found the people with the backhoe incident, and learned that the backhoe driver was paid $600 and given a fake demolition paper, the paper stating one of my relatives (the one who paid him the $600) owned my land. The backhoe driver was unaware that the man he was dealing with was not the owner. I have lived at 146 Portland Ave since 1975 and have owned the land since 1983, it has never been owned by anyone else, even though we have now learned that both my mother and my father and 3 of my uncles had been actively going around Old Orchard Beach claiming they owned my land.
This happened 3 months before my son was murdered and the police and FBI believe my son was murdered BECAUSE of this picture being posted on FaceBook, and my mother making inciting/inflammatory posts about it on HER FaceBook, where she falsely accused me of being a witch. The FBI and OOB police believe the golf club wielding woman of November 14, 2013, is somehow connected to the backhoe driving over my house incident.
Since the murder, 3 other different backhoes have invading my land to dig up my yard, looking for the grave of my son. There is a family cemetery on my land, the stones dating mostly in the 1500s and 1600s, with a few from the past hundred years, the most recent being my son in 2013. 146 Portland Ave has belonged to my family since 1530, and I inherited it in 1983 from my grandmother Helen Ricker Allen. The most recent backhoe attack happened September 19, 2020, when they illegally cut down several trees in my yard, and started construction of a road through my yard between my pink 1975 Dodge Sportsman motorhome and BackElder Brooke, again the backhoe digging up and destroying large portions of my farm, in their search for my murdered son's grave. They dug up 16 of the graves in this attack.
We have had to remove the grave markers from the family grave in order to stop these vandals and their illegally trespassing construction equipment from destroying the graves.
The FBI believes these construction crews are being hired by the golf club wielding women, and believe she is trying to destroy the grave of my son, due to a fear of his golf club smashed skull being used as court evidence against her.
The most recent attacks by these people occurred November 21, 2021 and March 27, 2022 when they attacked my painted Volvo while it was parked at my dad's apartment in Biddeford, both times the vandals also cut all the wires to electricity, internet, and cable off the apartment building, effecting all 9 families living there.
The Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford Police Departments as well as the Portland FBI are seeking any information regarding any and all of these attacks on my family, my home, my land, or my cars.
If you have any information, please call FBI Portland Office @ 207-774-9322
ask for Agent Andy Drewer.
And no... to those who asked... the FBI is not looking for info on the 4-door white truck driver... the FBI has ALREADY ARRESTED the driver and owner of the 4-door white truck - 2 different people. The 4-door white truck was owned by Old Orchard Beach Town Hall clerk and Old Orchard Beach Police Department Dispather Kathy Smith, Relief Society President of the Saco Ward of the Agusta Stake Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Her son was the driver. They were both arrested and sentenced in 2017, and were also both excommunicated from the Mormon church as a result of their MANY hate crimes, which included but were not limited to the 4 door white truck attacks of 2013 to 2016.
Yes. A LOT of arrests have already been made. Do keep in mind the April 10, 2015 attack involved 74 people who were wearing Ku Klux Klan style white robes and pillow cases over their heads (which is how you can tell they were not real, actual Ku Klux Klan members as the REAL Ku Klux Klan wear miters on their heads, NOT pillow cases). There are in total MORE THEN 74 people actively being hunted down by twenty-one different Maine police departments, the Maine state police, the Florida State police, the Connecticut State police, and the FBI.
Since the backhoe attack of August 8, 2013, there have been a whooping 24 arrests JUST IN TWO CHURCHES:
The Saco Ward of the Augusta Stake of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
and
The Sanford Ward of the Exeter Stake of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints.
There have been additional arrests at the following three churches which all have the same owner:
Grace Point in Biddeford
New Life (aka That Church in front of WalMart) in Biddeford
and
Curtis Lake Church in Sanford
Due to the alarmingly high rate of arrests and prison sentences made at these 5 churches, the police and FBI have focused the bulk of their investigation on all members of these five congregations, with the bulk of the investigation being on the two Mormon churches and all friends, family, and relatives of the members of those five churches, as it is believed that ALL people involved in the murder and 20+ years of harassment of my family, are all members of these 5 churches and or friends, family, and relatives of these five churches.
To date, 64 of the 74 suspected white hood wearers of April 10, 2015, have commit suidice, four of which when killing themselves, also killed 5 or more members of their families with them at the same time. One of them was Old Orchard Beach Police officer Bruce Savoy, who killed his entire family and then himself.
The police and FBI believe there is a suicide pact between the 74 attackers who arrived April 10, 2015 on my farm at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine... as 64 of them have now commit suicide, between 2015 and 2023.
Additionally, Agent Andy Drewer was NOT the original FBI agent heading the case. Laura was. FBI agent Laura was murdered February 6, 2021, during her attempt to arrest a murder suspect who was in Florida at the time he murdered her. So in addition to murdering my son, these people have now also murdered an FBI agent.
People around local, seem to forget that what happened April 10, 2015, was not some local hick beating up one person... this was a large PREMEDITATIED ORGANIZED EVENT which drew in a CROWD of WELL OVER ONE HUNDRED PEOPLE to activly participate in beating to deth and beheading ten children, the oldest being aged 16 and the youngest being aged just 4 years old.
What the people of Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford, Maine did was monstrous on levels of extreemes.
And then when the FBI agents tried to arrest these people, they ganged up again on February 6, 2021 and murdered, not one, but THREE FBI agents.
This is an organized terrorist group that is activly killing people here in Maine.... and this Claire woman that murdered my baby, the one the FBI believes is the ring leader who has been organizing these events.... and when I say events... I was NOT the first family attacked.
According to the FBI, the April 10, 2015 attack was the ELEVENTH such attack to happen on Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine since June 2001.
And since the April 10, 2015 attack on my family, this VERY LARGE hate group has repeated this even seven more times, to seven more families all on just one street, all on Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine... in total, this extremist fanatical Christian hate group has murdered more then 120 CHILDREN, just on our one street alone.
And in every case, the grand of white hood wearers was chanting the same mantra: "Too gay for the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach, kill or be killed, remember Saco Shaws".
This terrorist group is murdering anyone on Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, whom they believe of being gay or transgender, whether or not they are gay or transgender.
These people are beyond evil. And this Claire woman is their leader, and she's the one the FBI wants.
If you have any information, please call FBI Portland Office @ 207-774-9322
ask for Agent Andy Drewer.
Update: February 12, 2023
I have a weird text message… from the woman, a relative who looks enough like me to pass for my twin…from the women, who keeps pretending to be me, the one who lat Aprile pretended to be me and tried to sell my land, the one who in 2007 pretended to be me and hired a guy with a backhoe to dig holes in my land under the guise of putting in a septic system that I never ordered… the woman who in 2013 hired the same back hoe to drive over my house…
the woman the FBI suspects of being the one who hired the golf club woman also in 2013 to cripple me nd murder my baby… the same woman who was in my yard April 10, 2015 again pretending to be me when she locked her cats in my motorhome, the same woman who took out 27 credit cards in my name and ran them each up to $20k max, me, who’s never had a credit card in my life because I can’t count or do math so also can’t do money or numbers, …. The same woman who creates several online accounts pretending to be me on those… that woman… just sent me a text message, wants me to go with her to Bug Light lighthouse tomorrow…
Uhm… Bug Light lighthouse art studio is where I was November 14, 2013, when the Claire and Kendra women broke my spine with a gold club… so, why does this woman who has a 50 year history of impersonating me… the woman who convinced half of Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford that she owned my land, and has half the locals convinced that SHE and not ME, is me… she, suddenly wants me to met with her at the exact location where the blond Claire and red haired Kendra women - whom the FBI are still trying to find out the identity of - crippled me 9 years ago… and she won’t tell me why.
Well, at the moment I am recovering from, a broken pelvis, so, I can’t get out of bed, I haven’t been able to get out of bed since December, it’s not February. So, even if I would meet up with her, which I wouldn’t, right now, I can’t anyways.
She’s an Atwater… yes, the sister of Bruce Atwater… you remember him, he’s the one who was a member of Heaven’s Gate, and is so obsessed with aliens, that he and her, she helped him by pretending to be me, yet again… went around with the whole “amphibious aliens” rumors, making the claim I was abducted by aliens, calling my husband Ben Wildes, an aliens, dubbing him Etiole… he is by the way, the guy you see walking my dog with me in Biddeford… so, yeah you locals have met and talked to “Etiole” quite frequently, he attends the Saco Ward Church or Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, and spent 48 years as the High Preist Quarum Leader of the Sandford Ward of the Church of Jesus Christ of atter Day saists, he left the Mormon church in May 2015, after our children were murdered… thhey were kidnapped April 10, 2015, the same day the impersonator bitch locked her ten cats in my motorhome and tried to pretend they were mine, called the police, the police, Will Watson specifically, took her cats, and did not arrest me, because, they weren’t my cats… then she spent the past 9 years running around saying they were my cats and because it happened the same day, she also tries to convince people that mychildren never existed and that her cats are my children… what the fuck? She’s a raving lunatic.
She’s the one who who runs around screaming “Mark and Dan this and Mark and Dan that” and I don’t know who the fuck her Mark or her Dan are, however, the psychotic gun totoing white haired man with a green pickup truck, regularly arrives in my driveway to yell at me a, claiming he’s Mark, while saying I’m deframing him, and I don’t know who the hell he is… but apparently, he’s the Mark she keeps talking about, and she’s fighting with him while claiming to be me, so now, he’s mad at me because of something she said, but I don’t even know who the hell he is or what he’s talking about.
This is the same woman who ran around cutting the internet and electric wires off my Biddeford apartment building in 2021, while screaming about Tod Murphy, and I still don’t know who Todd Muruphrey is yet… except she and her friends claim he was hit by an Amtrak train Nov 21, 2021 at 10PM, and you can check the police records, no one was hit by a train that day… However, as you all saw on my dog walking livestream on Nov 19, 2021 at 6:27pm, 4 women on bikes chased a homeless man on the the freight train tracks a quarter mile away from the Amtrak train tracks… I have it on video and I’m the one who called the police. Apparently, that’s the train accident she was talking about, be she had all the dates and times and names wrong, AND, for a full 8 months after that, I had to deal with her Atwater hoodlums and their friend vandalizing my car… they did more then $10k in damages, which yes, that why I don’t have my car again, in case you hadn’t noticed a 40 year old antique car is rather difficult to find parts for.
This woman… the one who does all of these things… oh yeah, by the way, you remember the woman who cut my 1964 Dodge 330 in half on May 9, 2010… yeah… same damn woman… and the same woman who took a fucking sledge hammer to my 1974 AMC Gremlin… that woman, the same one woman who has done ALL of these things… just sent me a text, wanting me to meet her at Bug Light lighthouse, where her Claire and Kendra buddies crippled me and murdered my baby 9 years ago.
No!
Fucking no!
Why can’t this bitch leave me and my family alone!
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER!!!
Bug Light? Really? The location where my baby was murdered and I was left crippled for the rest of my life?
Really. She wants me to meet her at Bug Light Lighthouse.
Why?
I don't know.
She won't tell me. It's all a big secret.
Everything's always a big secret with the Atwaters. Because everything has to be a secret with criminals. If their crimes get found out, they end up in jail. That's how criminal thugs operate. In secret. So she she can't do anything without it being some big grand secret.
Why do you want me to meet you at BugLight, the lcation where my baby was murdered?
It's a secret, I can't tell you, you just have to come and find out.
No.
For one thing my car is not here, because oh, fucking Atwater scum bags vandalized it.
For another thing, I have a broken pelvis, I have been able to get out of bed since a week before Christmas 2022.
This is the 3rd time my pelvis has rebroken, since it was originally broken by the golf club weilding Claire bitch at... oh, BugLight lighthouse!
This is the same woman and her Mark simp from the day the police showed up at my Biddeford apartment to ask:
Police: "You're EelKat, right?"
Me: "No, that's what people call me though. EelKats a fictional character from my books."
Police: "This is Biddeford, right?"
Me: "Uhm? Yeah?"
Police: "And I'm standing here in Biddeford right now, talking to you, right?"
Me: "Uhm? Yeah?"
Officer starts talking in his phone to officers Will and Robby of Old Orchard Beach Police Department: "Yeah, she's right here with me, I'm talking to her right now. Got her Autism car here and everything."
Will and Robbie: "Yeah, that's what I been saying. This isn't her."
Me: "What's going on?"
Police: "Wolfboy is trespassing on your property again…"
Me: "Wolfboy? Who's Wolfboy?"
Police: "Mark. We call him Wolfboy. He calls 911 a few dozen times a day. Constant false complaints about every one. Boy who cries wolf you know."
Me: "Who's Mark? I don't know anyone named Mark."
Police: "Town busy body. Gossips and complains about every one. He's a real pain in the ass. Pardon my French. Can't leave anyone alone."
Me: "Why is he in my yard?"
Police: "Citizens arrest. Says he's arresting you."
Me: "Me?"
Police: "Yeah. He's got some bogus court documents that say you are not allowed on your own property because you're gay."
Me: "I'm gay? How am I gay?"
Police: "Yeah. Well Wolfboy thinks everybody is gay. He's waiting for the gaypocalypse, you know?"
Me: "What's the gaypocalypse?"
Police: "He thinks us guys are going to mass murder all the Christians. We have to deal with his fake 911 calls reporting us gaaaaaayz all the time."
Me: "I take it you're gay?"
Police: "Ahyap, several of us on the department. We don't like jerks like Wolfboy. He harasses people like you all the time."
Me: "Like me?"
Police: "Disabled. He targets disabled women. Thinks it makes him a man. You might not remember me. I was the one who came with the ambulance. You know? I knew you were laid up in bed here and couldn't be in Old Orchard right now, seeing how you can't walk, let alone drive."
Me: "And you said he's in my yard right now?"
Police: "Yep. He says you hired him to dig a septic tank."
Me: "I what?"
Police: "Yeah, we know. We checked. It wasn't you. We got this woman who's impersonating you. She's the one he's trying to arrest right now. She hired him to dig a hole in your front lawn. She says she's EelKat. That's why I'm here, to make sure you are here in Biddeford and not in Old Orchard Beach, right now. Buddy Will and Robbie are dealing with it."
Me: "Why is there anyone in my yard? There should never be anyone in my yard!"
Police: "Yep, we know. Wolfboy and crew do this sort of thing every day. You have no idea how often we have to deal with his crew of chronic 911 false report complainers. Whole family's crazy."
Me: "So, you're telling me there are two people in Old Orchard, right now, on my land, fighting over my land, and one of them is claiming to be me?"
Police: "Yeah, that's the deal."
Me: "He says I hired him to build a septic tank?"
Police: "Yep."
Me: "Do I look like I can afford to have a septic tank built? I have twenty million in medical bills. I can't even walk! What would I even do with a septic system, my bladder and intestines don't work, I wear adult diapers because I can't even use a toilet! Why would I of all people have a septic tank put in?"
Police: "Yeah. I know. I don't think Wolfboy and crew know how crippled you are. That's why we knew whoever he had in your yard, wasn't you. I also, don't think he's ever met you. We showed him a picture of you, and he swears that it wasn't you. We showed him a picture of *name removed* and he says that's you."
Me: "She's not me."
Police: "We know."
Me: "She's been after my land for decades. Was trying to get it aways from Grammy Helen, before I inherited it."
Police: "Oh, we know. Police reports from your Helen Ricker go all the way back to the 60s. They been after the Ricker farm since before you was born. Wolfboy's bitten off more than he can chew this time. He don't know who he's dealing with. He never should have gotten messed up with the Bacon Street Gang."
Me: "Bacon Street Gang?"
Police: "Ahyep. That's who Wolfboy has got tangled up with."
Me: "Who's the Bacon Street Gang?"
Police: "A gang. Think of them as kind of like the local Mafia, only worse. Most of them are doing time for murder. A few of them are out now. I don't think Wolfboy knows that's who he's dealing with any more than he knows who you are. He wouldn't be down there right now claiming she's you if he'd ever actually met you face to face."
That woman and that Mark, are the ones behind most of the rumors and misinformation spread about me.
The woman I know. She's a relative, with a long list of mental health problems.
Her Mark buddy, that the local police call Wolfboy, I don't know. I've never seen him. Never met him as far as I know. Obviously he's some friend of hers, probably one of her exs as she has a lot of them. She's got a bad reputation for slutting around with married men and breaking up families.
But all these wild alien abduction, transgender, ufo, nutcase rumors that get spread about me, whenever I ask "Who told you that lie?" They always say it came from her, my Uncle Bruce, or some guy named Mark.
And clearly this Mark guy is talking about her, but he uses MY name when he does it, because he's convinced she is Me. It's incredibly obvious this Mark guy has never met me and has no clue he's being scammed by her. But it is incredibly annoying because, I'm the one who is crippled for the rest of my life because some blonde bitch named Claire beat me up with a golf club at Southern Maine Community College Bug Light Art Studio on November 14, 2013, while screaming "Kill or be killed, gotta kill the transvestite freaks before they kill us all!" I was 8 months pregnant. That mystery Claire bitch not only left me crippled, she also murdered my baby. Why? Because this mystery Mark guy runs around calling me transgender and gay even though I'm not trans or gay. And he's only doing that because this nut job Atwater woman who pretends to be me, is after my land, so she runs around doing crazy ass shit while pretending to be me, in order to start the crazy ass rumors in the first place!
This Claire woman is the one the FBI is looking for information on. Because no one knows who the hell she is. She's just some random nut job who clawed out of the woodwork and showed up at college one day to attack me and kill me baby, while screaming utter insanity. The guy with her called her Claire, beyond that we've no clue who she is.
This Claire woman is the one wanted for murder, agitated assault, and owes me $20million in medical bills. If she's ever identified, she's also got life in prison for murder to look forward to.
No, I can not identify her: I am blind.
Did you forget I am blind? I've been blind my whole life.
I am legally blind. I can not see faces, not even if you are close to me. I can not make out the colour of skin because there is so little variation in colour from light to dark. I can only identify the attackers by their hair colour, because I am blind and can no see their faces. That is why I do not know who these people are. I'm blind. I've been blind since I was 8 years old. I can only identify people by their scent and the sound of their voice. Yes, the golf club woman attacked a blind pregnant women, and the FBI needs help to identify her because, I'm blind, I can only id her by the sound of her voice, and I've only encountered her twice...
November 14, 2013 when she crippled me with a golf club and murdered my babyat SMCC, and June 26, 2016 when she attacked me with a shopping cart at Scarboror WalMart, she drove away in a gold volvo station wagon. The first time 2 people were with her and they called her Claire. The 2nd time only the red haired woman was with her, and she was screaming "My name is Kendra Silvermander It's my turn to shine!"
I do not know what the faces of wither the blond Claire who drove a gold volvo wagon or the redhair Kendra Silvermander are because I'm blind... I can see exactly 8 inches from my nose, I can't even see the ground to see my own feet. That's why the FBI is in need of witnesses to come forward and identify the 2 women who murdered my baby.
I'm blind, I don't know what they look like, I only know them by their voices.
If you have any information, about the Claire bitch who murdered my baby at BugLight Lighthouse on November 14, 2013, please call FBI Portland Office @ 207-774-9322
ask for Agent Andy Drewer.
I am severely disabled. I have been since November 14, 2013. I was paralyzed for 5 months. It took me 18 months to get out of a wheelchair. It's been 9 years and I'm still using a cane and walker to get around, but, after standing and walking for an hour or two, I collapse and have to be carried back to bed, where I end up staying for days, sometimes weeks, before I can attempt to stand up again.
And since that happened, there have been a lot of local rumores.
Plastic surgery reconstructed my face, but I noticeably don't look the same as I did for 40 years prior to becoming disabled. And this has led to a lot of local rumors... people call me a demon, or demon possessed, or an alien, or say I was abducted by aliens and that's why I look different.
Welcome to Maine, where the average person believes aliens and demons are real, and think nothing of driving a backhoe over my house, because im just a demon who deserves it, they vandalized my car repeatedly every few months I who am already disabled and severe difficultly getting out and to the store, have even less ability to get out when my car is in the shop for repairs months to a time, multiple times a year.
This is the reality of how we horrifyingly disabled people are treated, at least here in Maine.
Being attacked in the college parking lot by 3 strangers with golf clubs is what dramatically changed my appearance. Doctors, plastic surgeons, rebuilt my face as best as they could, and they did a very good job all things considering. My vertebrae are broken in such a way that my spinal column is severed and so I have almost no use of my left hand and arm, I have no control over my bladder or intestines so have to wear adult diapers. And Doctors can't operate on this injury because there is an 80% chance of me becoming paralyzed from the neck down if they even attempt surgery.
I have been sent to the top neurological surgeons in America and they've all said, they wouldn't dare take the risk of doing the surgery.
I have been 9 years, actively studying everything I can find on the subject of spine surgery. I follow every medical journal, hanging on every update, watching and waiting for the day, when surgery advances to the point that it is an option for me.
Interestingly, as a side effect of this, I started reading and watching Horror genre, something I did not previously do. Things like The Island of Dr Moreau have become my favorite books and movies. I'm not sure why. Perhaps it is because I can identify with the characters who have those radical body changing surgeries in those books and movies.
In short, I have become fully obsessed with studying all aspects of radical surgery, both real and fictional, in some sort of hope of finding, something, anything, that will help me walk again.
THIS is what this Claire woman with the gold Volvo station wagon did November 14, 2013... and made worse when she attacked the second time June 26, 2016.
The Claire woman with the gold Volvo station wagon, not only murdered my son, she completely destroyed my life, my health, my ability to function on even the most basic levels.
I can't walk, my baby is dead, there's a giant fucking hole in my yard that looks like a Moon crater, and I'm homeless because a fucking backhoe drove over my house.
And because I was paralyzed for 5 months, and spent 18 months relearning to walk, and still can't walk on my own now 9 years later, I also have $20million in medical bills, which is why I can't afford to rebuild my house.
In the meantime, some jackass with a green dump truck that has a black and silver striped nose, dumped hundreds of loads of garbage, actual literal black bags of garbage that he stole from the town dump, and dumped them in my yard. Do you know how much garbage he dumped in my yard? It was one hundred and seventy three feet long, thirty feet wide, and twelve feet tall… yes, the pile of garbage was 173 feet long, 30 feet wide, and 12 feet tall… and it cost me $12k March 2015 to have a garbage company come in and haul it away.
What the fuck?
And you know what the police said? They think this woman and her Mark buddy are having a fuel, but because she's convinced him that she is me, and he's never seen me, so he doesn't know she's not me, that the police think, he's the one doing all the harassing of me and my family, but he thinks he's harassing her and her family and doesn't know he's harassing the wrong people, because she gave him my address as her address.
So, I'm being harassed by some guy who is a total stranger to me, because he's mad at some psycho bitch who was pretending to be me.
And because of all this, I'm crippled for the rest of my life, my baby is dead, a backhoe drove over my house, and then on April 10, 2015 my 10 foster children were kidnapped, and then on May 15, 2025 there heads were nailed to the door of my big pink motor home. So, now not only am I homeless and crippled, but my family has been murdered as well, all because some bitch impersonated me spreading weird ass alien abduction lies, weird as transgender lies, and weird ass gay lies about me, because for some reason she thought that would get her my land, and in doing so, she passed off some guy who went psycho serial killer on me, while thinking he was attacking her.
Yeah.
And so, two criminal ass thugs are funding with each other, and now I'm homeless and crippled and my family is dead, and the FBI is here now, and according to them, me and my family was never the target, me and my family got attacked by mistake because at the start of all this, some ufo nut, thought it would be funny to impersonate me and try to make it look like I believed in aliens, because this whole thing started because of some phoney ass alien abduction ufo haunted car hoax started by my uncle Bruce back in the 1990s, because he was mad, that Stephen King filmed The Thinner movie on my land, and my uncle Bruce was mad that he didn't get to be in The Thinner movie.
All of this started because Stephen King filmed a movie in my yard almost 50 years ago, and an uncle of mine was jealous, so he had his sister, pretend to be me to start some crazy ass alien abduction rumors, her running around claiming she was me while claiming to be abducted by aliens, while dubbing my husband as "etiole" and "amphibious alien", because in their minds that was some kind of revenge porn for not being in a Stephen King movie, and they've spent almost 40 years running with their alien abduction hoax, adding more and more to it all time time, including to start calling me a transvestite... and then, these people who used to live in Utah, my uncle and his sister, come back here to Maine to run around spreading the alien and trans rumour on a local level around Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford, because, I have no ide why... they are just pure evil, and evil things like this are what hate filled evil people do.
Jealousy and hate. That's what fuels her. Pure raw jealousy and hate.
And my family is dead, my house is gone, and I'm crippled, all because some uncle of mine, whom I never even knew before any of this started, wanted to be in a Stephen King movie, and wasn't in a Stephen King movie and for some reason that was justification for all of this.
I don't get it.
The Atwaters are just hate filled, evil scum. You can't do something like this and be anything OTHER than pure evil scum.
Buglight lighthouse is where my baby was murdered on November 14, 2013 by the Kendra Silvermander and Claire bitch duo... why would I want to go there?
What the hell is she even thinking?
Every one who knows me knows my baby was murdered at Buglight lighthouse the beach behind the art studio at Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, on November 14, 2013, the same event that left me crippled for the rest of my life.
So why in the hell would anyone dare ask me to meet them at fucking Buglight lighthouse?
How much more evil can you be?
Update: February 19, 2023
Update: February 19, 2023
??? Weird. ...
So, I just got a flurry of weird text messages… about FabeBook posts? I’ve not seen said posts, so I don’t know exactly what they says, but I’ll respond to the text messages about said posts:
ONE... who is in my yard? It's certainly not me, I broke my pelvis a week before Christmas and haven't been out of bed in 3 months. There should never be anyone in either of my yards, not the one in Biddeford nor the one in Old Orchard...
TWO... when did my cousin Danny die? First I heard of it. Last I knew he was living on a farm up by Heath road in Saco. I haven't seen him since a few years before the grease fryer bomb blew up my house, that happened on October 16, 2006... so it was sometime before 2004 last time I saw Danny. Didn't know he died. That's sad. I liked Danny. He was one of the few good Atwaters...
Three, uhm, what garden? My land in Old Orchard is bare ledge. Not even any soil to plant anything in. It's been that way for nine years. When the backhoe drove over my house August 8, 2013, it also came in with a green dumptruck and strip mined my land, they stole all of my roses, apple trees, grapes, blueberries, and flowers, and took all the top soil down to over six feet deep, strip mined my farm down to bare shale and granite. It would cost over $three-million dollars to buy new top soil to replace what the vandals stole, and I don't have that kind of money, so I've not had a garden since, no vegetables, no flowers, nothing, can't plant anything on bare ledge....
so, yeah, weird, this latest rumor, which states I stole something from Danny's grave to put in my garden. Seeing how, I didn't even know Danny died and I also don't have a garden.
........... Update February 22, 2023
So, because I didn't know Danny died, people have started sending me these long lists of Atwaters whom have died since 2015... apparently there are well over 30 - thirty - dead Atwaters, none of whom I knew had died, and many of whom, I never even heard their names before. I'm told they are largely from the Utah division of the Scottish Traveller clans. But I did notice, half of the original twelve are dead? Is that true? No one told me any of this. I had no clue. It says here that uncle Peter and his wife, Bobby's wife Cathy, and even my uncle Brucie are all dead? When did all this happen and why did no one tell me? There a bunch of cousins, second cousins, and thrid cousins on the list too, but I've never heard any of their names before I have no clue who any of them are.
There also seems to be some weird thing where they are saying no one ever told them my son was murdered November 14, 2013... my mother, my father, my step father Wade, aunt Barbara, uncle Dickie, uncle Brucie, cousin Danny, and Danny's wife Amanda all knew about this. Barbara showed up at the hospital and tried to get me to join her in some stupid ass medical scam she said she was running via her EMT job, she wanted me to be some poster child for some medical scam website she was running, she said she could get more money if she had a real cripple on her website. Dickie and Brucie were both at my Water St apartment the night it happened and they were mad that the police showed up to question my family and found them there with my daddy and some private detective, I don't know who the private detective was... according to the FBI agent in charge of the murder investigation, my dad hired the private detective to trail my mother and her then husband Wade, and Dickie and Brucie were helping my father with that.
Barbara, Dickie, and Brucie were all at the hospital November 2013, when I was paralyzed.
Barbara knew I was in a wheelchair, because in 2014, at Saco Shaw's, she stopped to talk to me, while I was shopping and in the wheelchair.
I'm also being told most of them are claiming they didn't know a backhoe drove over my house. Uncle Joey in Australia, not only knew about the backhoe driving over my house, by the FBI has copies of the $600 wire he sent to the backhoe driver. My father is the one who forged the demolition permits, with some guy named Dan who I never heard of before.
Also, you remember Barbara's ex Paul Martal... do you know what he's in prison for? FBI arrested him in 2016, for not one, but many bombs that he built, including the bomb that blew up my house October 16, 2006 and wait for it... the Boston Marathon bomb in 2013, he built it and sold it to ISIS.
The Atwaters claiming they know nothing of the 2006 bomb, is a lie, considering the FBI arrested some of them for it.
The Atwaters claiming they knew nothing of the backhoe driving over my house August 8, 2013, that replaced the bombed house, is a lie, because because Joey is the one how organized and funded it and he's going to straight to prison if he ever sets foot in America again, the FBI is ready to arrest him the moment he sets foot outside of Austraila. They have uncovered all the evidence they need to do so.
Barbara posted the message on my FaceBook wall: "The next head nailed to a door will be yours", she posted that message May 14, 2015... the DAY BEFORE my foster children's heads were nailed to the door of my motorhome. I didn't know she posted that message... the FBI agent, had screenshots of it that he had made, he showed them to me in June 2016... I didn't know she had posted that on my wall.
Yvonne and Shem, posted on my FaceBook wall more then two hundred pictures of themselves holding various guns, and on every post they wrote the words: "This is the gun I'm going to kill you with." Again, I did not see the posts, because I was in the hospital, paralized, I was paralyzed 5 months, I was 18 month relearning to walk... I've been bedridden for the last 9 - NINE - years... I found out about the death threats Shem and Yvonne were posting when an FBI agent, the one, who is now dead. Larua, she was murdered February 6, 2021... arrived, at my 6x8 tarp that I was living under in my yard... she arrived, with a huge stack of printed out screenshots of death threats posted by them, along with 27 FaceBook accounts all owned by Brucie, most of them using variations of Doris's name... all 29 of those accounts spent the entire of 2014, 2015, and 2016 DAILY posting death threats on my FaceBook wall, and often mentioned the November 14, 2013 murder of my son, the August 8, 2013 backhoe, and the April 10, 2015 SWAT team... the SWAT team being something I never mentioned online... also... the police department is in search of a VERY UNIQUE murder weapon that was used in the May 15, 2015 beheadings, and the crackhead Camilla, the cocaine dealer for the Bacon Street Gang, who is an Atwater, has been since October 2021 showing up on my Biddeford front porch to gibber about... that murder weapon... the police and the FBI never released to the public what the murder weapon was, because it is a VERY UNIQUE one of a kind hand made item. And yet, MANY of the Atwaters... 23 of them, showed up in my Biddeford driveway January 8, 2021 to gibber about that murder weapon while also chanting "God-King-Trump".
January 15, 2021, a few days later, the fbi shows up with half the fucking plice department, here at my biddeford apartment, said they followed lucy and barbara up here from some attack on the president in washington dc and wanted to know if U'd seen them? what the fuck? I have no clue. I've not see Lucy since 1994 and I've not seen Barbara since 2013 the day she tried to get me to join her weird medical scam plot. But according to the FBI... they were watching my Twith livestream tht day, so they saw the "God King Trump" chanters, as did all of my viewers, I was live and my webcam faces the driveway window so, they were chanting "God-king-trump" on my Twitch livestream... according to the FBI, those 23 people were Lucy's crew and the had stolen stuff from the White House, and were carrying the stolen white house stuff while chanting in my driveway... the FBI wanted to know if I recgonined any of them, and I didn't, the FBI had tons of pictures of them, and I don't know who any of them were... but according to the FBI, they are the adult children of several of my cousins, via Lucy and Barbara's kids. What the hell?
I am so sick and tired of the FBI showing up here and questioning me every few weeks, because of some fucking ass shit Barbaras family is doing, when I don't even know Barbara's family! I haven't babysat for her kids since I was 12 years old and that was fifty fucking years ago!
Tell me, how do so many Atwaters have inside information about the murder weapon that was used to behead my ten foster children on May 15, 2015... when those police records are sealed, were classified by the FBI, and only me, 6 FBI agents, 3 police officers, and of course the murderer, know what the murder weapon was?
I don't know who contacted the FBI... it wasn't me. I assume is was police officer Will Watson as he was the original head of the police investigation. And yet, I have many THOUSANDS of hate emails, hate snail mail letters - hand written and signed by Atwaters, accusing me of sending the FBI to "snoop in on them" as they put it. Good god! The FBI is over here interigating me 2 or 3 times a fucking month! The Atwaters act like they are the only ones who have to deal with FBI agents hanging around all the time! At least with me the FBI are here trying to help solve a crime, not interigating me of being a criminal... my fucking son was murdered! Atwaters bitching about the FBI questioning them, well maybe they shouldn't be posting death threats all over my FaceBook wall constantly none stop, the same week my sn was murdered, but that's what they are being questioned about.
I never sent the FBI anywhere... I don't control the FBI, and anyone who thinks that is got some serious mental retardation issues.
I didn't even know the FBI was actively going from Atwater to Atwater questioning them, and I wouldn't have known, had the Atwaters not been writing long hate letters and mailing them to me.
My son was murdered in 2013... it was 3 years later, when the FBI showed up to talk to me, for the first time, and yet they informed me, they'd been on the case for three years at that point and had some pretty daming evidence, about one Atwater: Paul Martal, whom I've never met, didn't even know he existed... he got 14 years in prison for the 2006 bomb that blew up my house. But what the FBI wanted to know was: Why me? It appeared he didn't know me any more than I knew him. According to the FBI, Paul Martal was in heavy contact with 2 people, and the FBI believes it's one of them, who hired the golf club woman to murder my baby November 14, 2013...
...and the problem is, I've not mentioned it to the family, The Atwaters, so they don't know, not even my parents know, but on September 12, 2021, there was another attack. I've not released any details, nor have the police or the FBI, One of the biggest ones yet. The FBI pointed out one thing... the attacks stopped when one of te two primary suspects died. They said they had reason to believe the one, of the two suspects, whom they believe murdered my son, died... so how did the the September 12, 2021 attack happen?
When that attack happened the FBI asked me to repaint paint my car: put the info from 2 different events, with the dates reversed, to see WHO would notice it was wrong. Someone DID notice it was wrong: Crackhead Camilla, cocaine dealer of the Bacon Street Gang, she showed up on my Biddeford porch less then ten hours after I painted my car. She noticed the incorrect date for the incorrect event... and she has said WHO told her... and it was one of the three people who arrived at the hospital November 2013... except, 2 of those 3 people are now dead, and the one she's naming, is the one still alive.
Who is it, who runs around telling people I believe in aliens? That same person. I don't believe in aliens. I'm the one who proved aliens and alien abductions to be a hoax, did that in 2007, posted my findings proving aliens a hoax here: https://www.eelkat.com/AmphibiousAliens.html
Who is it, who runs around claiming I say things about Utah Atwaters, people who I've never heard of, people I've never met? That same person.
Whose husband is right now sitting in prison for building the bomb that blew up my house? That same person.
Camilla was the bridesmaid of who? That same person.
Who KNEW I was paralyzed for 5 months, 18 months in wheelchair, and 9 years serverly crippled, bedridden... but neglected to tell anyone in the family? That same person.
Who is it, who is right now spreading rumors and lies about me, my brothers, and my mother, all over FaceBook? That same person.
Do you know what gaslighting means? Look at what she's doing. It's called gaslighting. It means she is trying to cast doubt on the victims, in order to make the victims look guilty, as a way to try to hide, her own crimes.
Ask yourself why you didn't know my son was murdered?
Ask yourself why you didn't know I was attacked by a blond woman with a golf club, left for dead, almost died, and have been crippled on paraplegic levels ever since?
Ask yourself why you didn't know I was paralyzed for 5 month?
Ask yourself why you didn't know I was in a wheelchair for 18 months?
Ask yourself why you didn't know my foster children, where not only murdered, but their heads were nailed to my door?
Ask yourself why you didn't know when Barbara, Brucie, and Dickie were all at the hospital, and knew what had happened. Why didn't they tell any of you? Why did they pretend not to know? Why did they hide for the rest of the family, what had happened to me?
Here's an important thing to ask: Why did none of you know the FBI was here investigating a very brutal murder that coincided with a LOT of harassment, vandalism, and hate crimes that were on levels of alarming extremes?
It's called impeding and FBI investigation.
Someone, in the Atwater family, has been very actively lying to all of you about what happened to me and my family... why? What is their motive? If they have nothing to hide, then why arethey bending over backwards to try to keep every one of you from finding out what happened to me, my son, my house, my yard, and my foster children?
Why?
Only the person doing these crimes, who any motive to try to cover them up.
Only the person who murdered my son, would have any motive to go out of their way to do everything in their power to try to make you forget he ever existed.
Only the person who did these things has any motive, to try to cover it up.
Only the person behind my son's murder has a motive to try to convince you I believe in aliens, when it's damn well documented that I don't believe in aliens.
Think about that, next time an Atwater starts spreading rumors about me, my mother, my father, my brothers, my husband, my dead children, or my dead son.
Also... who is it who told you that I knew about all these deaths in the family? Was it one of the three people who was at the hospital and knew what happened to me, but never told you all?
Also, yes... I have noticed that Dickies supposed death date is a full 3 months before he was at the hospital, before he was visiting my dad with Brucie and and having a meeting with the private investigator about Wade Witen... that's puzzling... but then again Brucie had faked his own death 4 times since the 1980s, each time to invade IRS fraud, so the Atwaters do have a history of faking their deaths. I know this because the FBI has all that info too and when interviewing me, they wanted to know if I was aware of the faked death, by 3 of the original 12 Atwaters... yep, three of the brothers have faked their deaths multiple times. So... when you people tell me Dickie and Brucie are dead, yeah, I kind of don't believe you.
Also, Barbara is the one going around telling everyone that Danny is dead and his grave is being vandalised... several people have told me that Danny is dead, his grave was being vandalised, and I a bedridden crippled, was being blamed for the vandalism, and I asked each of these people who told them this, and every one of them stated they recieved either a rtext, post, comment, email, or phone call from Barbara, some said she told them face to face in person... near as I can tell NO ONE other then Barbara os saying Danny died, no one other then Barbara is saying his grave is vandaised, and no one other then Barbara is saying I did it... also newsflash... my camera runs 24/7/365 ever since the day my foster children's heads was nailed to my door, so I can prove where I was and what I was doing every minute from May 16, 2015 to right now. The camera runs 24/7 in hopes of catching the murderer returning to attack again. Smile... if you've ever said anything to me online or offline, I have video footage of you doing it.
In case you've forgotten who Barbara is, besides being Bruce's sister, she's the 2 year old girl who was run over by this car. https://www.eelkat.com/images/1964dodge330_theGoldeneagleWorldsMostHauntedCar.jpg My 1964 Dodge 330 the one that was cut in half on May 9, 2010 by raving lunatics of the Saco Ward church calling it demon possessed. She's the one who started the rumor that the car was haunted, possesed by a demon and tried to kill her. The car used to belong to Dr Larochell, who paid Barbara $20k to stop her from spreading rumors about his car. Her rumours about his car got so bad that locals started attacking him, so in 1975 he sold the car and I bought it specifically to prove that it was niether haunted demon possessed and Barbara was just delusional and trying to get attention.
After I proved the car not haunted, I let a local elderly homeless man sleep in the car at night, while the car was parked behind my barn, 175 feet from the road in the forest where it could not be seen from the road, so no one knew the WW@ veteran was sleeping in my car... until that is, in 1978, Barbara tresspassed on my land, found him there, declared him first a demon, then in the 1990s started calling him "The Amphibious Alien"... Barbara is the only Atwater who ever learned French and guess what, she is also the one who coined the name "Etiole" and started calling the homeless WW2 vet "Etiole" and she is the one who has been vocal in instigating EVERY SINGLE attack on Etiole and my 1964 Dodge 330.
Also, do take a look at Barbara... we look alike, she and me... we can almost pass for twins. And what keeps happening around locally? People keep saying they are encountering me doing and saing things in places I've never been to, to people I've never heard of!
Also, every time I go outside, people - ttal strangers - keep coming up to me and asking me why I am emailing them stuff about aliens, and newsflash: I don't even use email! What the hell? I couldn't eail some one even if I wanted to!
In November, this guy comes up to me, he's about 90 years old and carrying this massive stack of sheets of paper - like 300 sheets, it's an entire reem of paper, and he starts waving it around and says it's print out of all the emails I sent him just in the past week, he says he gets more then three thousand emails from me on a daily basis and it's all crazy stuff about aliens... I looked at the papers and, the emails are coming from tons of emails with the word "eelkat" in the name, but they aren't mine. I'm not sending these things out to people and I don't know who is... but I do know who has a history of impersonating me with emails: Barbara!
In 1996, she started an email war with the Atwaters, with two emails, one that she said was heres, and one that she said was mine.
At that point... I had never had contact with an American, or TV, or electricity... I had never heard of computers or internet or email... he email war, was her, impersonating me, and sending hundred of hate filled emails to my aunts, uncles, and counsins... I found out about it a year later when Bishop Paul Morgan of the Cape Elezabeth Ward (no, not the Portland Ward, but yes the same building) called me in to his office one day, to ask why I was sending so many hundreds of emails about aliens and alien abductions to him and 750 other members of the church. No that's not a typo... seven hundred and fifty members of the church...
I had 3 questions for Paul Morgan:
1: What's email?
2: What are aliens?
3: What's alien abduction?
I had never heard of those 3 things before.
Paul Morgan had print outs of those emails, and it took me over a month to read those more then six thousand sheets of paper, but I read every one of them.
Paul Peterson, administrative director of Pine Land Center Insane Asylum... he showed up at church a few weeks later, yeah... turns out, several Atwaters used to be, how shall we call it... straight jacketed in padded cells because they were insane... and Pine Land Center, government run mental health institute, lost funding, shut down, in... oh look... 1996... and literally just let formally straight jacket nut cases, walk free out the front door. It's not hard to find out who the inmates of Pine Land Center were... the micro films are available in New Gloughster. So, yeah, that evidance exists and says a lot.
ALL of the rumors about me, my mother, my father, my brothers, my husband, my cars... all the Demon rumors, all the alien rumors, ALL of it... every single rumor, all the way back to the 1960s... all of them, were started by one person, Barbara, because, she was the 2 year old girl who was hit by that car, and she's pissed that I bought it, and she's even more pissed that Stephen King, my neighbour at the time, made a movie about it... did you know my real name is Christine and that's why the car is named Christine in the movie, even though the real car was named The Goldeneagle.
After Christine, Stephen King returned to film Thinner on my farm, and THAT is why, Barbara, has had endless amounts of jealosue rage and hatred for my farm, my land, my house... did you know I've rebuilt my house 5 times now... the backhoe has driven over THREE houses on my land, we keep rebuilding and it keeps coming back... but before the backhoe there was the bomb... and who did the FBI arrest for building that bomb again? Barbara's husband Paul Martal. That's what he went to prison for. He built the bomb that blew up my house, the FBI found him with the bomb parts in his house and car.
That's why, I always ask, when these weird rumors about demons and aliens show up... who told you? And EVERY SINGLE PERSON, EVERY SINGL TIME... they always say: "Barbara told me", "Baraba said it" , "Barbara called me" , "Barbara emailed me"... and so, I'm not surprised to find out that the rumors flying around this week, are once again, started by the same person who always starts them: the pissed off now adult, 2 year old girl, who 60 years ago was run over by the world's most haunted car, and is the one who both declared it haunted and dubbed the homeless man living in it as "Etiole"
Know your sources people. Do your background checks. Find out if the one spreading the rumors about me, might actually have a motive. Barbara REALLY hates that car. And at the core, her hatred of that car, her rage that Stephen King made it famous, is the cause of everything.
But guess what: Barbara and Brucie and their fucking endless jealose rage, is why I'm crippled, why my son is dead, why I've had to rebuild my house on my land five fucking times now... I'm not bothering any of them, I never have , and I don't know why they are bothering me! I want those bastards to fucking leave me, my family, my cars, my land, and anything else of mine alone.
Update: February 25, 2023
Uhm… okay… so, a member of the Sanford ward church was just in a rage yelling at me about the drug raid across the street last year at the missionary apartment and this being the 18th anniversary of the dead girl in the Scarborough marsh… and, I'm not sure why they are yelling at me about it…but they were mad saying: "Why is the FBI here talking to you about the dead girl in Scarborough. You aren't family."
Uhm… no, but I am the one who found the body and called 911 to report it. And I've had to deal with police and FBi questions in regards to her death for the past few decades every single time they get a lead they show up and ask me:"So tell us once again what you saw." And I tell them yet again about the girl with no head, the thirty dogs with no heads, and that, I never saw her or the dogs before.
I was driving to work and they were all laid out ritual like in the road, not a one of them had any heads. Not the girl, not any of the dogs.
First experience with headless bodies… but far from the last. And police and fBi believe the killer was there and saw me call 911 and that's why my 75 pet roosters had their heads cut off and their bodies tied in rope nooses and hung in my Orchard fruit trees and rose bushes shortly after.
I can show you where ever body was the girl and the dogs. The first one was at the Ross rd Portland rd intersection at the light by where the medical building is now. The next one was at the Eastern trail Bridge just before the rv center. There was another at the cascade rd intersection by the flea market... they continued like that all the way to the Scarbourogh marsh. All black dogs, mostly Rottweilers and black labs, more than 30 of them, leading in a path to the dead girl. None of them had heads. Not the girl or the dogs.
It was after dark, I was on my way to Macy's.
The fbi says they think it was the same person who beheaded my cousin Murphy in 2013, beheaded 75 of my roosters and hung them from nooses in trees in 2007, murdered my son in 2013, and beheaded my mother's cats in 2015... he says there were 11 other beheading like this between 2001 and 2015 all of them invloving a huge amount of pets, mostly dogs and cats, but also birds and horses… in title more then 500 pets just on Portland Ave in old Orchard beach alone, the first one was a German Shepherd in June 2001 whose head was hung on the bucket of his owners bulldozer, and there have been 7 more since 2015 to 2021, all on Portland Ave, Ross rd, and Cascade Rd.
The dead girl in Scarborough had no head, neither did any of the dogs. I'm the one who called the police.
I was there when they found Timmy Murphy on cascade and Ross rd intersection. He had no head either.
My cousin Murphy, the newspaper said he was hit by a truck. But that's not what happened. I was there. Police made me wait 3 hours while they looked for his head. I got questioned all over for that. It happened June 2013. Backhoe drove over my house August 8, 2013, and golf club woman attacked November 14, 2013... fbi thinks the backhoe and golfclub attacks were both because I was there when Timmy's body was being wrapped up by police. The police found his head 2 weeks later down by my driveway on Portland Ave almost a half mile from where they found his body.
They believe the killer of my cousin Timmy was at the scene while the police were questioning me, and that's how the killer knew to target my house with the backhoe a month later… the issue with that is, one of my uncles, paid the backhoe driver, but that uncle lives in Australia and wired the money to the backhoe driver. The police have all the paperwork for this. And the police can't figure out, why it appears that my Atwater relatives are heavily invested in impending the investigation of what police are calling "the Ouellette case".
It appears the Atwaters are being egged on by someone involved in the murder of the headless Scarborough marsh girl, and that the Atwaters are being deliberately needled into a frenzy at me and my family in a bold attitude to through police off the killers trail.
The thing is, the Atwaters have gone into wild extremes bringing in weird alien abduction rumors that are just outlandish… but then… one of my uncles, when the FBI went to interview him… he had dozens of dead, headless black dogs, black cats, and black chickens laying in weird pentagram ritual formations, all over his yard, in his driveway, around his house, hanging on his fences… and… well… dead headless black animals were all around the Scarborough marsh that day of the dead girl… and so… it kind of looks a lot like one of my uncles either is the murderer or at least is the one supplying the murderer with dead black pets.
So, this lead the FBi to ask me more questions, because now it looks like the Atwaters lashing out at my family has a far bigger motive then, them just being crazy lunatic ufo nuts.
I've been a witness at 4 different beheadings.. and was the one who called police each time.
The raid at the Saco Ward missionary apartment across the street…I never said the raid across the street was a drug raid... the state drug force wasn't there. Ive seen drug raids before. My Atwater relatives are notorious for drugs, ive been in the house when two drug raids happened, one in 1982 and one in 2016 and both times the state police drug team was the one who did the raid.
State police drug team wasn't there at the raid on the missionary apartment across the street last year, it the US Marshalls and FBI there. They had 8 people handcuffed face down in the road in front of our apartment. And they said it was about the Ouellette case, specifically the headless girl in Scarborough marsh. I know this, because thry asked me if i recognized any of these 8 people. One I did, she's been my dads nurse since 2009. Fbi was here asking me about that raid, because he wanted to know if the dead cats and birds in the road here in front of our Biddeford apartment were lined up same way as the dead dogs were back in Scarborough years ago with the dead girl.
Me and others locally have been finding dead pets lined up on Main Street, western Ave, Cutts St, West Cutts st, James St, and Bradbury st every since summer 2021, I sent videos footage of all the dead pets to fbi, because it DID look like same ritual pattern used in my yard with roosters in 2007 and my mother's cats in 2015 and those dogs with the dead girl at the Scarborough marsh.
That's why I stopped walking around our apartment at night... dead cats and birds are being set up around my apartment and also my mothers apartment... looks like whoever killed cats and roosters in Old Orchard, wanted me to know they knew where I lived.
The officers think the person leaving the dead pets all around our apartment is whoever killed the headless girl at the marsh... they think that's why the attack on my roosters happened in 2007, the backhoe in 2013, the golf club women who killed my son and crippled me in 2013, because I'm the one who called the police about the headless dogs in Scarborough with the dead girl.
Weird, this Sanford Ward Mormon, who was just here at my apartment, made the comment: "But the dead girl in Scarborough wasn't beheaded."
I don't know if there's a different girl too or not. I only know about the headless girl, the one I called 911 about all those decades ago. I never looked up the news reports so I don't know if they ever mentioned the thirty dead dogs or her and the dogs having no head. I don't know what the news said about it. I don't even know her name. I just know whenever the police or FBI ask me to retell how the dogs were laid out, they always call it "The Ouellette Case". Beyond that I know nothing about it.
My focus has always been on the attacks on me and my family. I don't know any of the other families. I just know the officers said the April 10, 2015 attack on my farm was the 11th such attack on Portland Ave since June 2001 and that they now tell me there have been seven more such attacks on Portland Ave since 2015. They said a lot of details have not been released to the public, but that there are a few common things recurring in every attack which indicates it's just one person (group of persons) doing it. They say they keep going back to all 18 of our families reasking us for details we can remember because they are trying to match up the similarities of each case.
I know what details were left out of reports about the attacks on my family. I don't know anything about any of the other 17 families at all.
I don't understand these Saco and Sanford ward church members who keep showing up all upset because I'm trying to find out who murdered my son and left me crippled. What is their problem? It's MY family that's dead, not theirs, what the fuck business is it of theirs? Why are they so damned ruffled up about me asking for anyone with information to call the FBI? By being upset like this, they are just making themselves look suspicious. When they are mad that I'm asking people for help finding the killer, they just make themselves look like they are involved, they make it look like they know who the killer is, they make it look like they are protecting and defending the killer. Do they not realize how suspicious they make themselves look when they get angry that I ask on Facebook for anyone with info to please call the FBI and help put my son's killer in prison?
Do you remember Timmy? He's the same age as you and me. He's the one who lived at the black house next door to my on Portland Ave. He was the used car dealer, the one who always have a dozen or so cars lined up for sale across his front lawn. He also owned Etiole's swamp, my abutting neighbour from the back side of the land. He used to help me babysit Barbara's kids back in the 1970s and 1980s, we used to duo babysit together.
Timmy Murphy was the one beheaded June 2013 at the Ross Rd and Cascaed Rd intersection.
That's why I can't understand these Todd Murphy fucktrds who spent the entire of November 2021 to May 2022, daily arriving in my Biddeford driveway, chanting "Todd Murphy! Todd Murphy! Todd Murphy! Todd Murphy! Todd Murphy!" while vandalizing both the building and my car. They did $10k+ in damages to my Volvo and they did so much damage to the building that landlord Matt Holiday couldn't afford to repair the apartment building so he sold it because the city of Biddeford was going to condemn the building and kick out all 9 families at 409 Maine Street, because the Todd Murphy fucktard attackers did so much damage to the building. People know about them cutting all the wires off the building, but it was a lot more then that. They did huge amounts of stucture damage to the building itself as well. That's why Matt sold the building. He just didn't have enough money to repair the damages.
But the thing was, these vandals were acting like they thought I knew who Todd Murphy was, and I never heard of anyone by that name before. I think they mixed up whoever this Todd Murphy was with my cousin Timmy... who is not an Atwater... what the fuck are the Atwaters even talking about? Timmy was my dad's older sister's god-son. My aunt Victoria from Portland? The one who lived in that big tower on the waterfront up on the Promanard.
Why are the Atwaters so damned fucking arrogant that they think they are the only relatives I have? The Allens of Allen Ave in Portland are my relatives too you know, and Timmy Murphy was one of them. You know, the whole family who founded Amatos... the woman who founded Amatos was my dad's great aunt. That's why we always get free food at Atmatos, their family. The Atwaters don't hold a fucking monopoly over me, what the hell is wrong with them? You know, I'm sick of the Atwaters barging their way into everything and trying to make everything be about them. They aren't the center of the world and they need to stop acting like they are.
Near as I can tell, these Todd Murphy vandals are conneted to the Atwaters somehow, but I don't know how. And again, they are impeeding a fucking FBI murder investigation. Do the Atwaters know how to do ANYTHING other then stick their busy body noses in places they don't belong? What the fuck?
Do you know what the police said? They said Todd Murphy is the son of someone my mother and Barbar fight with on FaceBook. I've had my mother and Baraba both blocked on FaceBook since the shit they pulled back in 213 after my son was murdered. I don't have a fucking clue who my mother or Barbara are friends with on FaceBook, I have them blocked. I've had them blocked for 10 years this Novmber.
But then, I have fucktards from the Sanford Ward church showing up here now, do you realize how far they have to drive to get here to my driveway? What the hell? And they claim that Todd Murphy was a member of the Sanford Ward... you know what he's not on the rouster. You know I'm a member of that church right? I got access to the rouster, because my husband is the high preist quorum leader of that church... there's no one named Todd Murphy who is a member of the Sanford Ward church, and there hasn't been in the last 48 years that I've attended that church. So now I'm left wondering, even more what the fuck?
Who the ell is Todd Murhy and why the fuck should I care? I haven't got a clue what these people are talking about. I don't know who they are and I don't know who their Todd Murphy is.
Only thing I can figure, is somehow, something my mother and Barbara said, convinced these people that when I talk about Timmy Murphy's murder case that I'm talking about Todd Murphy. But why? Was Todd Murphy murdered in 2013 of the Ross Rd in Old Orchard Beach, same as my cousin Timmy Murphy, who was also my abutting neighbor and had the same birthday as me, so we celebrated our birthdays together, you know because we grew up together and knew each other own entire lives?
I mean, what the hell? And what does Todd Murphy have to do with The Ouelltte case aka the beheaded girl in the Scarborogh Marsh from 20 years ago? That's what they were talking about last night... thee Snford Ward members who were here in my ard in Biddeford last night, who yes, I do know who they are, but I don't know who this Todd Murphy is that they are talking about or what he has to do with my cousin Timmy Murphy and that girl, both being beheaded down the street from my Old Orchard Beach farm?
I asked, no one in Timmy's family knows any one named Todd. None of my Scarborough or Old Orchard Beach Murphy relatives know or have ant relatives named Todd, so none of them, know what the fuck these people in Biddeford are talking about. You know just because someone has the same last name, doesn't mean they are relatede, right? Do these Todd Murphy people who won't stop hrassing us, and now clearly have a connection to the Sanford Ward realize that?
And what is with Joel Bailey? What? Yeah... they're bringing Joel Bailey back into stuff? He went to prison in 2013, he, if you forgot was the counsellor of the Bisiop of the Saco Ward church, the entire bishiprisk went to prision, 2 to 10 years each one, along with the Old Orchard Beach Town Manager, oh wait, he was one of the bishipric, and 13 people from the Old Orchard Beach town hall and police departments, all members of the Saco Ward church, for stealing a little bitty number of thirty MILLION dollars in Old Orchard Beach tax funds out of the town hall bank account, which I only found out about, because they tried to forge my name onto the documents and that was why FBI Laura, the agent ho was murdered in Florida on Feberuary 6, 2021, was sent to interview me in 2007, 2010, and 20134... the Saco Ward church bishopric stole $30million from the Old Orchard Beach town hall and tried to pin it on me, only, I can't count, mI never learned math, and they didn't know I couldn't possibly have written the math figures. I don't know how to do money and only someone really good with money could have done the things they did. They also put a lot of stuff in Ken Shoop's name. That Joel Bailey, the one who is now out of prison and likes to walk circles around my Biddeford apartment all summer long in 2022. Yeah, I am aware he's back, the mini-Winnie RV that parks at the Biddeford High School at night, he is the one driving it.
Given his past history, no, I'm not surprised at all to find his name bring brought back up. Though the Saco Ward Mormons now trickling out of prison and back on the streets, would explain why the vandalism started up again, seeing how they were the ones who used to do most of it and the vandalism did stop when they went to prison.
I'm sick of the Atwaters and their Mormon friends. They're nothing but criminals, drug dealers, and gangster thugs.
The fact remains, the only thing I'm focused on is finding my son's killer and the Atwaters and their Mormon thugs, are interupting that, and I want to know WHY? No one who is not guilty of being involved in my son's murder has any reason or incentive to be here harassing me and telling me to take the FBI phone number off my FaceBook wall, and that's what they are doing and I want to know why. What business is it of theirs if the FBI phone number is on my FaceBook wall and what is their involvment with my son's murder that they think the FBI phone number on my FaceBook wall effects them?
Here's a weird one… I just got a text message from a Sanford Ward Mormon which states: "I've known you for 40 yeas I would remember you being attacked how come you never mentioned it before now"
Uhm… since 1996, my website, originally known as Space Dock 13, has documented daily blog posts of every day of my life.
The July 2, 2001 attack, when a house mover cut our house in half, put it on a flatbed and drove it to Waterville, was documented the day it happened. It was also the first attack. My neighbor's German shepherd dog was beheaded and left in the bucket of his bulldozer that same day.
Go look at my blog… every day since July 2, 2001 , every attack, from the minor paintball attacks to the big house bomb attacks, are all documented, each blog post written the day it happened. There are more then ten thousand daily blog posts just on that one blog, chronologizing every event of every day of my life and including every attack, since June 2001.
That fact that they only just noticed it now, does not mean, I've never mentioned it… it just means they were too self absorbed to notice anything going on around them. It also means I was never important enough to them, for them to notice I was homeless, or in the hospital, or had a baby that was murdered. … their shock of just discovering these things, says more about their lack of caring about me, then anything else.
As for the headless girl and dogs in the marsh, the murder of my cousin Timmy Murphy, and the golf club attack ,the 3 events they specifically brought up in their text…
I had Squidoo articles about all 3 events. Squidoo went out of business in 2014.
I have more then a thousand blog posts published between 2007 and 2013, on Tumblr, BlogSpot, and WordPress, about those 3 events.
On YouTube I had more than 2k video uploads between 2008 and 2017 that did absolutely nothing but talk about those events, and included the interrogations by police and Fbi, which I've recorded all of since May 2015. So, yes, you can go watch FBI agent Andy Drewer, lawyer Gene Libby in the Biddeford District Court, and police officer Will Watson, and dozens of others talking about these events, on YouTube, because my camera catches everything.
Since 2008, I have posted daily on Facebook and Twitter asking for witnesses to come forward about the dead dogs and the marsh girl...
Since June 2013, I added Tim Murphy to my daily Facebook request for witnesses to come forward,
Since August 2013, I added the back hoe driving over my house info to my daily Facebook requests for witnesses to come forward.
since November 2013, daily every single day requests for witnesses to the attack at phi theta Kappa ceremony at bug light lighthouse, where my baby was murdered and I was left crippled for the rest of my life.
I'm still crippled by the way, are they going to tell me they didn't notice that either? Did they not notice I was 5 months paralyzed, wait I know that person noticed because in February 2014 that exact same person carried me to their car and from their car into the hospital precisely because I was paralyzed and couldn't walk…. The person who carried me to the hospital because I was paralyzed and had to be carried is the exact same person who is now saying they don't remember this… and yet, they are the ones who had to fill out the paperwork to admit me in the hospital and their signature is on those documents. So, proof they are lying, right there.
after the June 2016 attack by the 2013 golf club woman, this time at walmart, the fbi gave me a hotline number for witnesses to call... this phone number has been on the flyers in the windows of my Volvo ever since June 2016 and these events are printed on said flyers.
Also in June 2016 the Old Orchard Beach Libby library and the Biddeford McArthur library and the Old Orchard Beach Salvation Army Church all printed up flyers about these events, and spent the summer handing them out to tourists and the fBI number was on all of those.
This is all very well documented as, I have been post them DAILY for over a decade now... and I talk about it constantly in my livestreams which I started doing in May 2015.
Just because one person had their head shoved too far up their church's ass to know what was going on in their own family, and they only just now noticed what was going on around them, doesn't mean I only just now started talking about it.
This is why I don't like churches. Church people are so focused on their Bibles that they haven't got a clue what's going on in the real world around them.
Not to mention all of the police reports, there are more than four hundred police reports, which span twenty one police departments, in three states as well as the Maine state police and the Florida state police, plus the FBI besides! Most of those police reports are public record, you can go read them for yourself. As far as I know only 3 of them were classified and sealed from public access which means there's still 400+ that can be read. There were newspaper reports of some of the attacks. And even though I don't own a TV so have never seen the tV news reports, I know those exist because there were so many TV station news reporters showing up in my yard with camera crews asking for interviews with me. This case is so damned well documented. It's utterly ridiculous to think there is a single person in Southern Maine who is so self absorbed and so oblivious that they have never heard of this case or any of the events that have happened within it in the last 18 fucking years!
But the worst part is, this my own church, a church I have been a member of for 48 fucking years, that is saying, they never heard of this! What the hell? There were more than 24 people from the Saco and Sanford Wards arrested by the FBI just since 2015, because of their involvement in this case. Several of them are still in prison. These people are really that oblivious that they didn't know I was in the hospital, they didn't know I was in a wheelchair, they didn't know my son was murdered, and they didn't noticed 24 members of their congregation disappeared because they went to prison for their involvement.
Really? Wow do these people really give a shit about their fellow congregation members or what? They not only didn't notice I was missing from meetings for 9 years because I am bedridden now, they also didn't notice 24 other members not in meetings because they are now in prison. Talk about dense numb skulls.
It appears the High Priest is back. You, Paul, have met the High Priest. You met him at WalMart. You met him at McDonalds, where you had a 4 hour long conversation with him. You met him my yard in Old Orchard when you visited a few days after the April 0, 2015 attack, and can I add here that you are the ONLY person since that happened, to ever once stop by and ask how I was doing, it’s you’re the only person I knew before the murder of my family, whom I still talk to. You ARE the only person, who ever showed you actually cared about what was going on.
Not one single member of my family or my church has ever stopped to see how I was doing, has ever asked online how I was doing.
But, since November 2021, Sanford Ward mormons have been showing up, all of them in wild raging infernos, and all of them talking about people and events I know nothing about, so I have no clue what any of them ae talking about, but they act like they think I know who the names they mention are, in particular they are cult-like worshiping someone names Todd Murphy whom I can only assume they have gotten mixed up with my beheaded cousin Tim Murphy of Pine Point district of Scarborough and Old Orchard Beach, somehow.
They showed up near daily from November 21, 2021 until May 17, 2022. They were lead on by two blond girls who looked like twins, and have mega long knee-length hair they kept in pony tails, and a smaller pudgier girl with a mint-green pixie hair cut. I don’t know these girls, they looked to be in their 20s. They are the same girls who spent the entire summer of 2021 harassing the homeless man who was living under the trestle bridge across the street from us. They would show up on bicycles every night around 1AM, chase him up out of the ravine, then chase him up the old back tracks along the dirt road to South Street, up towards your place. They did that every night for about 5 months, until he got hit by a freight train on Nov 19, 2021 at 6:27PM. They started attacking my and my family Nov 21, 2021, I think because they knew I had video footage of them harassing the homeless man and I think too they were pissed that I call the police when they killed him by cornering him at the bridge overpass so he couldn’t get out of the way of the oncoming train. Outside of them nightly harassing the homeless man, and then spending Nov 21, 2021 to May 17, 2002 chanting “Todd Murphy” in my driveway while vandalizing my car and apartment building, I’ve never seen these girls before of since. They seemed to have completely vanished May 17, 2022. Not seen them at all and the vandalism stopped cold turkey that day. I assume the police must have finally caught and arrested them, but the police never said they did, and in the past when someone harassed me, the police would always ask me to go to the station to ID them after the arrest.
In any case, the “Todd Murphy” dipshit bitches stopped harassing us May 17, 2022, and I heard no more of them, until this past month… only it’s not them showing up this time… this time it’s older people, elderly people in their 70s and 80s, members of the Sanford Ward Mormon church across the street from Curtis Lake Church… Curtis Lake Church being the congregation that shows up in my Old Orchard driveway with the “god hates fgs” signs and calling me a transvestite and calling my car gay, and marching around chanting “too gay for the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach”... several Curtis Lake members have been arrested by the FBI and gone to prison for their involvement in both the April 10, 2015 attack on my family and the headless Marsh girl. However, to date,, the killer has not been found, every one arrested so far has always been weird “cultist-like” gay-haters who are attacking people in the area while chanting “kill or be killed remember Saco Shaws” and then rambling gibbering about heads in ice cream. The people arrested, for 5 different local churches, are all outspoken in radically preaching a doctrine of beheading anyone suspected of being gay, while stating that they are doing so on god’s orders.
That’s why there has been so much difficultly in finding out who killed the marsh girl and my cousin Murphry and my family, because, it looks like it’s not just one person, but rather an entire group of people involved, and so far, all evidence has pointed to those 5 churches: Saco Ward, Sanford Ward, Grace Point, Curtis Lake, and New Life, all in Biddeford, Saco, or Sanford, and all run by just 2 families. One family runs 3, another family runs the other 2.
Anyways, I was just thinking, and I think I figured out why the Sanford Ward Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints members are seemingly so clueless and unaware that I have been crippled and bedridden for nine years and why they were unaware that 24 members of their congregation have gone to prison, arrested by the FBI for being accomplices in the The Ouellette Murder Case aka The Cascade Murders aka The string of beheading on and around Portland Ave, Ross Rd, and Cascade Rd the past twenty years, which included the headless girl I found in the Scarborough Marsh, my cousin Timmy Murphy whom I found headless on the Ross and Cascade Rod crossroads, the beheading of my own foster children… Ben is the common link to all of them.
Ben, as you know, has severe dissociative identity disorder, that was brought on when his brother Willy commit suicide.
Ben has seven different, very distinctive different “people” living in him, that we know of, there could be moe then 7. Etiole is the one most locals are familiar with, though he does not call himself Etiole, Etiole being a name locals dubbed him. However, there is the High Priest, who is the one you, Paul, are personally most familiar with.
I’ve not seen the High Priest since April 10, 2015. Ben WAS there the day of the attack, he was also attacked… the attackers had me, my mother, one of my brothers, and Ben, all on the ground with guns to our heads, while they use a weird looking long pole with a piano wire-like loop on the end, to cu the heads off of everyone else who was there. Me, my mother, one of my brothers, and Ben, were the only ones to walk out of that attack alive. Ben’s favorite daughter Bella was one of the ones beheaded. His mind snapped, because, he recognized one of the attackers as “Rick”... When the attackers arrived, Ben ran up to one of them and said “Rick! What are you doing here?” Ben does have a friend named Rick… I know Rick. Rick is a very violent, vicious spouse abuser. His wife Paula used to come to church been to a pulp every week. Broken arms, broken legs, broken nose, black eyes. It went on for years. She finally divorced him and fled to Utah when he beat and nearly killed their teenage son. Rick has beaten me up, right in the Sanfard Ward church building. He’s a major bully, a huge bigot, and an extreme white power racists. Rick WAS there April 10, 2015… he didn’t have a white pillow case over his head like the rest of them did, but I don’t kow if he was a part of the attack or not, I was too busy trying to fight the bastard who was holding me own with a pistol in my face, to notice what Rick was doing. It was Rick though, his face in unmistakable… he has no face. Elephant man disease, I think you cal it, but you can’t mistake Rick, and he WAS in my yard April 10, 2015 the day my family was murdered, I just don’t know what he was doing there or if he was involved in the attack or not.
The thing is, something snapped in Ben that day. ALL 7 of his multiple personalities vanished, including the High Priest, thankfully. You know how bad the High Preist could get, you met him several times.
Ben left the Mormon church. I don’t know what triggered him more: his favorite daughter Bella being beheaded in front of him or his best friend Rick, seeming to be the one leading the charge ahead of estimated 74 people in white robes and white pillow cases over their heads.
In either case, Ben has developed a server hatred for the Mormon church and refuses to set foot in a Mormon church building… he who was High Priest Quorum Leader of the Sanford ward for so many decades.
The thing about the High Priest, was he was everything so far the opposite of who Ben, my husband, actually is.
The High Priest Quorum Leader of the Sanford ward boldly proclaims to be a virgin. Ben in not a virgin. Not even close. He had a prostitute problem back in the 1980s when I met him.
The High Priest Quorum Leader of the Sanford ward boldly proclaims to not be married, yet Ben and I got married on the Old Orchard Beach Pier August 13, 1987, so he’s been married several decades and still is, we don’t live together because he’s terrified of the Bishop finding out he has a wife. Keeping in mind Mormons don’t forbid priests from marrying, however Ben grew up extreme strict Catholic and his brother is the current leader of Opis Dia and he has to keep up appearances of being a Catholic Priest for his brother, from times when he visites from Italy, which happens a few times a year. Ben became a High priest in the Mormon church, but then goes to several local Catholic churches when his brother is in America, so that he can say he’s a High Priest without lying about it, and keeps his brother thinking he’s Catholic High Priest when he’s actually a Mormon High Priest. In other words, Ben lives a very big double life of trying to juggle his priesthood in two religions, hiding it from each other religion, while also maintaining a (very annoyed) wife (me) that he hides from BOTH religions.
Which is WHY, I’m allowed to PUBLICLY be friends with you, because it helps him to keep up the facade of “see, I’m not married, she hangs around with Paul”, which yes, that IS what Ben tells people at church about you.
Yes, Ben is a dick, I am very aware of this.
But, here’s the thing… Ben TELLS ME he is no longer in contact with any Mormons whatsoever, claims he hates, them, claims he shuns them, claims he’s not spoken to any of them since April 10, 2015…. HOWEVER… he was caught in July 2022, giving one of the Sanford Ward Mormons a ride to the store…. And Rick specifically, has been one the phone with him, when I came in the room and he thought I was elsewhere, causing Be to run around in a panic, knock his glasses off, break them by stepping on them, all while Rick was screaming out of the phone, “Ben, ya there? What happened? What’s going on?”
It appears the High Priest is back…. However, I suspected this in November 2021… the High Priest uses specific pontificating phraseology that none of Ben’s other personalities use…. And on november 24, 2021, the same night the Sanfard Ward Mormons were here cutting the wires off our Biddeford apartment building, Ben started talking like the High Priest again. It’s really distinctive. Normal people don’t talk in long winded drawn out droning, monologuing pontifications about Jesus, and of Ben’s 7 known people living inside him, the High Priest is the only ne who does this. Ben was here and witnessed the wire cutting event, he even went out side and talked to the crowd of “Todd Murphy” chanting lunatics to try to talk to them… and,... he said one of them is Todd Murphy’s grandmother from the Sanford Ward. Ben indicated at that point that he knew who Todd Murphy was, but since then, has denied knowing who Todd Murphy is. But, he came in, and told me outright that “I know her from the Sanfard Ward, she’s Todd Murphy’s grandmother”..
Each of the 7 people who live in Ben have no knowledge or memory of the other 6, and when one of the 7 does or says something, none of the other 6 have any memory of doing or saying those things.
It appears that The High Priest knows Todd Murphy, not only that, but also knows the attackers who came here daily from November 21, 2021 to May 17, 2022… and it looks like Ben, in his High Preist version of himself, is the one who told them where I live and is the one who worked them into a frenzy to begin with.
I have video footage of the homeless man who died Nov 19, 2021… a LOT of it. He knew Ben. That was obvious. Me and Ben were walking Main Street every night the summer of 2021 and the homeless man from under the trestle bridge would stop to talk to us a few times a week. And those weren’t just videos, those were Twitch livestreams so everyone watching my channel saw this homeless man stop and talk to Ben… he said he knew us. I did not recognize him, but Ben… I don’t know… Ben acted like he did know the homeless man, but didn’t want me to know it, so he told the homeless man he was mistaken. But people around local are saying that thie homeless man who kept showing up in my videos IS Todd Murphy, they say they saw my videos and it was Todd Murphy in my videos.
I am finding this whole thing very confusing… because NOW… even though I have video footage of Ben talking to the homeless man, Ben now claims, he never saw the homeless man at all and tells me I’m delusional. That's what he said: Ben said: “Your delusional, there was no homeless man” and, yet hundreds of people, many of them local, saw those videos of Ben talking to the homeless man. Which means, the man Ben was when he was walking with mt summer 2021,is NOT the man he is right now… and… either this a new 8th personality Ben has recently developed, or, it’s the High Priest back, but being deliberately sneaky to try to hide the fact that he’s the High Priest… which is odd, because before now, NONE of Ben’s multiple personalities have ever showed any signs of acknowledging any of the others, and the High Priest trying to high he’s the High Priest by trying to act like a different person, indicates the High Priest DOES remember and IS AWARE of the other personalities.
As you are well aware, I HATE the High Priest. I want nothing to do with him. I never would have married Ben if I had ever encountered his High Priest alter ego before marrying him.
June 26, 2016… FBI Agent Andy Drewer asked me to meet him at his Portland office on Middle St. He had… info. And a new primary suspect. Ben, specifically his High Priest alter ego, is the FBI’s #1 suspect in being the inforat, who told the golf club attackers I was at BugLight Lighthouse November 14, 2013. The FBI has phone records. I told only 3 people, where I was going that night: my mother, my father, and Ben. I told them only 5 minutes before I left, because I had been sick earlier and had previously told everyone I was not going to that event at the college. According to the FBI, my parents and step father Wayne Whiyyen, never left Biddeford, they continued to argue all night, and the FBI knows this because my father had hired a private investigator to tail Wayne, and so they have a lot of evidence as to where 2 of the 3 were. Ben on the other hand, called his friend Rick, the same Rick who was in my yard April 10, 2015… Minutes after I left my dad’s Water St apartment and drive to Southern Maine Community College, November 14, 2013… Ben called Rick. Rick drove to Ben’s house. And the two of them together left.
FBI Agent Andy Drewer had one question: “How well do you trust Ben? Because right now, he’s our primary suspect.”
They believe Ben told Rick, I was pregnant with someone else’s baby and Rick is the one who sent the golf club women to deliberately kill my baby.
Why do they believe this?
Because between 1987 and 2013 I have had 7 miscarriages, something that can be proven… Ben ins the only man I’ve ever been with. It’s not possible for anyone else to be the father. This was my 8th pregnancy by Ben and he was at the time running around accusing me of cheating on him with Etiole. The thing is… he IS the one people call Etiole… but his D.I.D. means he things Etiole is someone else, he doesn’t believe its him, because none of his personalities have any memory of each other.
Ben is a total nightmare to live with because I never know from one day to the next, who the hell he is going to be that day.
Ben has denied every pregnancy. Why? His exact words are: “I wouldn’t. I am a High Priest. What would the Bishop think?”
According to the FBI too, Ben, behind my back, runs around from one LDS/Mormon congregation to the next tell people that I am quote: “An unrhightious, unfaithful aunty-Mormon who puts the church down.”
Interestingly, I have been a member of the Mormon church since 1975. Ben joined in the 1980s. Ben left the church in 2015. I am still a member.
My FATHER is an extremist anti-Mormon, who preaches hatred for the Mormon church. Not me. Kenny, my father, is the anti-Mormon. My father, is such a huge radical extremist anti-Mormon that he has gone on to convince my mother, a 5th generation Mormon who is related to one of Smith’s poly-wives, to leave the church. She left the Mormon church in 1994 and joined up with some anti-Mormon group lead by some woman named Tanner or something. My mother, took her anti-Mormonis to extremes far above and beyond my father, taking to FaceBook and a forum called exMormon something and went total psycho nutjob anti-Mormon conspiracy theory all over the internet through the late 1990s into the 200s and still does it to this day now in 2023, preaching her wild anti-Mormon conspiracy theories now 27 years. In 3 years it’ll be her 30th anniversary of her wild mega hyper anti-Mormon rampage, with my father cheering her on and needling her forward the whole way in a weird Bonnie and clyde style vendetta attack everyone who is a Mormon hate fueled bigotry.
I on the other hand, am still a Mormon, have never had anything to do with the anti-Mormon movement, and, was shocked to learn from the FBI, that, the anti-Mormon rumors about me online are massive, and spread largely by members of the Saco and Sanfard Wards, with their info being just misinformation they regurgitate after talking to Ben, my mother, or my father.
Apparently, because I am bedridden and crippled, since 2013, and thus have had no way to get to church these past nine years, this, my absence in church meetings, after 48 years of never once missing a meeting, has allowed my mother, my father, and Benn to be able to spread wild anti-Mormon rumors about me, with the 3 of them going to my church, the Sandford Ward, and telling the church leaders that I’m not in church because I’ve turned anti-Mormon.
And yet, it is Ben who is the biggest anti-Mormon of all… he’s actual friends with that Tanner woman. My parents only run around preaching the Tanner woman’s message, Ben, actually sought her out and became personal friends with her and helps the Tanner woman one on one…. And he brags about this all the time.
I’m sick of hearing all the anti-Mormon Tanner woman bullcrap from Ben and my father and my mother so, whenever any of the three of them start chiding me for being a Mormon and telling me how evil and deceived I am because I refuse to leave the Mormon church, I just put my headphones on and listen to Markiplier YouTube videos and, ignore them.
I don’t hate the Mormon church like Ben, my mother, and my father do, so I am fed up with them constantly bitching at me because I’m a Mormon. Which is why I’ve not spoken to my father in 3 years even though we live in the same apartment, and was a contributing factor to why I blocked my mother on FaceBook in 203 and have had no contact with her at all offline since… though that hasn’t stopped her from showing up, trespassing, and hounding me.
Ben, is far worse then my mother or my father combined… since 2015, he has hand written thousands of anti-Mormon letters to every church leader he can find, local, not local, all the heads in Utah… and he bought a dozen cases, each case with 144 books in it, cases of Ket Kerr’s books and daily mails them out to every member on every rouster list of every ward in the Exiter and Augusta stakes, using his position as High Priest Quorum leader to get the home addresses of every Mormon in Southern Maine and New Hampshire, mailing all of them aunty-Mormon letters and copies of Kat Kerr’s books. Ben, as you know, has more money then he knows what to do with, and right now, he’s spreading thousands of dollars every day, just on the postage stamps to mail Kat Kerr’s books and his anti-Mormon letters to every local Mormon he can find.
And so, I knew he was mailing out the Kat Kerr books… but, until FBI agent Andy Drewer told me, I did not know that Ben and my mother and my father, having been putting MY NAME of the letters they are mailing out to people, and the three of them, through impersonating me, have got my church, the Sanford Ward, and it’s sister church, the Saco Ward, 100% convinced that I stopped attending church because I’mm now an anti-Mormon who hates the church, and that’s why my church, the Sanford Ward, and it’s sister church, the Saco Ward, are both unaware that I have NOT left the church, but rather I’m bedridden and crippled and have no one to help me get to church.
And so, now I’m finding out, that Ben, my mother, and my father, working together, according to the FBI, seem to be the fuel that is, and has been for several years, the fuel working locals up into a frenzy… including, they are the ones who are getting the Atwaters riled up, my being an Atwater, and the Atwaters further fueling locals on top of what Ben, my mother, and my father are doing.
What is their motive?
I ask them.
My father says he’s doing it to impress my mother so she’ll remarry him.
My mother says she’s doing it because I need to sell my land and give her the money so she can buy a house in Kennebunk.
Ben says he’s doing it because Mormons are led astray by Satan and he has to save my soul from Hell.
I’m so sick of all of them.
Update: March 9, 2023
You know, one of the things I find most weird about the Atwaters is that so many of them seem to think I know them, even though I have never met them, nor even know any of their names.
Of the original twelve, I have only ever met five of them. And while I know Danny, I don’t even know the names of his siblings. I met Angelia once when she was twelve, at a Halloween party at the Cape Elizabeth Ward LDS Church, and then I saw her for about 2 minutes before she left. And Danny I only met when I was 37 years old and I only saw him about 10 times, back when my mother was trying to scam him out of his money from being hit by a train… which I didn’t know that was why she was visiting him, until a few years later when she had a big rant about how she wouldn’t visit him any more because he was, in her words “stingy and greedy” because he refused to give her the money to “use as a downpayment for a house in Kennebunk”. I should have known that was why she was visiting him, as that’s the only reason she ever does anything. She’s obsessed with trying to by that $3.7million mansion by the Wedding Cake House, and has been trying to scam relatives out of money for a downpayment on it for decades now… it was her reason for her involvement in the backhoe that her brother Joey hired to drive over my house. She and Joey figured I’d sell my land if there was no house on it. They didn’t exect me to set up a lean to made out of a 8x6 tarp and just spend the next 9 years living under that.
I met Doris once when she was squatting illegally on my land back in 1996. Took me and the Old Orchard Beach Police 9 months to get them out. I only ever saw her one day. She had 4 military tents, the size houses, 2 Winobegos and a Cadillac, that they illegally dumped on top of my corn crops, along with more then 600 bicycles, and 2 school buses full of sawed up copper pipes. Took us 9 months to find out who in the hell was living there and dumping that garbage on m land, and it turned out it was Doris. Only time I ever saw her, was one day, for about 15 minutes.
I remember Micheal, Tonya, and Scotty from before the caged years, but, I was put in the cage hen I was 8 years old, so I’ve not seen then since I was 8.
Once every year, usually on September 19th, David and Lucy would show up with a herd of incredibly violent gun toting vandals who would go through our farm and use shovels to chop the heads off all our pet cats, dogs, hens, ducks, and roosters. They were kill 200 to 500 of our pets every year in this anuel bloodbath on my farm. I don’t know who the hoodlums were. David said they were his kids, but he also said he had 15 kids and there were WAY more then 15 people involved in the annual Sptember 19 boodbaths… way more, closer to 100. Brucie said once that it was not JUST Davivd’s kids, but also a group known as The Halls. I don’t know who any of them were, but the police showed up every time, trying to get them out, and they always had huge shootouts with the police every year. It’s why I have a massive phobia of guns. A bunch of them were arrested in 1982, when that time the state police drg team showed up and arrested them and confincasted meth, marhawana, opium, and LSD
I know Dickie, Brucie, David, and Barbara because they were the ones that helped my mother build that room, that they locked me in when I was 8 years old, right after my Grammy Hellen Ricker’s funeral. They kept me in there for 27 years. One of the 4 of them would show up every 12 days to throw rotted molded food in the cracks between the boards. They are the only 4 Atwaters I know, and I only know them from their weekly coming into the room to beat me up, torture me. They are the five who raised me and said I was not Human, said I was a Demon and that I wasn’t allowed out of that room because Demons weren’t allowed to have contact with Humans.
I was 12 years old when the High Priest found out about that room, and he took me out every Sunday to go to church, and then took me back to that room after.
No one ever told me I was a Human and was allowed to go outside or talk to Humans until the social workers showed up when I was 31 years old. They are the ones who started using the term “feral child” to describe me and they to this day are still trying to “integrate me into Human culture” but two of them say they have given up on trying to convince me I am Human, they say there is little chance of my mind ever fully grasping the concept of being human because it’s too difficult to undo the three decades of Brucie, David, Dickie, Barbara, and my mother doing their “child social experiment” (as the social workers call it) to raise me to believe I was not human. They said the bigger problem is the fact that almost immediately after I was rescued out of that room/cage they kept me locked in for 27 years, the 2006 bomb blew up my house, which the FBI says it was Barbara’s husband Paul Martel who did that, but I don’t know why, as I never met him or even knew about him prior to the FBI arresting him, and the backhoe arrived to drive over my house 5 different times over the next 10 years, same back hoe, same yard, different house each time, as I kept rebuilding houses. Then I found that headless girl in the marsh with all the headless dogs and the FBI thinks one of the Atwaters did it seeing how the headless dogs were lined up in a row from my land to the march, each dog about 500 feet apart (for some reason the Saco and Sanford ward church members forget my land in Old Orchard abuts the Scarborough Marsh and is right on the edge of OOB bordering Pine Point in Scarborough. And that the dead girl in the Scarborough marsh was literally only a few hundred feet away from my driveway… they keep asking why I am obsessed with the Oulette Case, but they forget I’m the one who found the dead girl in the Marsh and that she was set up in a friging ritual pose, practically on my front lawn AND the FBI thinks the whole thing was done in some weird attempt by the Atwaters to frame me, so that I would go to prison for murder and they culd take my land… which it’s always my land and the Atwater obsession with taking it that is at the core of everything)
But in any case, the social workers say that because these events were my very first interactions with Humans, that it instilled in me an psychosis effect of further belief in not being human because I had trouble accepting the fact that I am the same type of creature as the monsters humans are, because, yeah, all I’ve ever seen from humans is death, bloodshed, violence and distruction. I have no reason to WANT to be integrated into a society that leaves headless dogs and headless girls in my front yard.
But then 2013, came along…. Social workers got me into college in 2010, in an attempt to show me that ONLY the Atwaters were shitty bloodthirsty bastards and that MOST humans don’t drop dead headless animals all over their houses and yards the way the Atwares do. And they were right. Humans in college were nothing like the Atwaters and their drug dealing, petty thieve, ganster thugs. The social workers and police keep telling me that this sort of behavior is not normal and that it is ONLY something the Atwaters and their friends do, that normal humans don’t act, do, or say the things the Atwaters do.
But then, I’m constantly running into people who make the claim to “know all about” me and they will spout off this weird freaked out stuff about witchcraft and curses and spelcasting and aliens and ufos and, I’m left totally clueless because I don’t know a single thing at all about witchcraft or curses or spellcasting or aliens or ufo, and I can’t figure out why these people think I have the faintest idea what the fuck they are even talking about.
They’ll say they thought I was some expert in casting curses and say they want to hire me to cast curses on people, and they act like spell casting is some sort of job I do. I don’t know heads or tails about spell casting.
They’ll say, “But your the sea witch of Old Orchard Beach”... yeah, people have been calling me that ever since Stephen King filmed Thinner on my land back in the early 1990s, but, I’ve never read a Stephen King book or seen a Stephen King movie, not even Thinner, so, I haven’t got a clue what is in his books and movies. All I know is he based some “Gypsy witch” in Thinner off me, because I’m the “Queen” (aka Priestess) of a local Gypsy clan. A Gypsy Queen is similar to a Catholic Nun in the Folk Catholicism of Mexico and has nothing to do with witches, witchcraft, spells, or curses, so I don’t know what the fuck Stephen King did in the Thinner movie to make people think I’m some kind of spell casting witch, but, people seem to have trouble understanding that the Thinner movie is FICTIONAL. I’m not a witch and I don’t know the first thing about witches or witchcraft. I haven’t got a clue how to cast spells or curses. And I can’t figure out why so many total random strangers think they can walk up to me at WalMart or Rotary Park or the library and demand I cast some curse on someone for them.
But, when these people do this, and it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME I go outside, which I have agoraphobia, so it’s sometimes weeks or months between my setting foot outside, every single time I go out, some one always identifies me as a witch and watches a curse cast.
At the same time I’ve got these UFO nuts constantly coming up to me asking me this or that about some weird ass alien ufo idea, and I never have a clue what they are talking about, They use all sorts of weird ass words and phrases that I’ve never heard before and gibber on like another language which I can’t understand… but then they act all surprised that I don’t know the meanings of the words they are using, and they’ll say: “But I thought you were supposed to be a top expert on UFOs and alien abductions” and I’m like what the hell are they even talking about and how the hell would anyone in their right mind come to think that I would believe in ufos or aliens, when I think people who believe in ufos and aliens are raving lunatics, my uncle Brucie being a perfect example of a raving lunatic who believes in aliens and ufos.
I don’t get it.
But then, every time this happened, and it just happened again today, because, as you know I’ve not received any mail since May 2022 and I went to the post office yet again today to once again ask where the hell is my mail… and low and behold, I can’t set foot outside without some alien believing, curse believing freak ass weirdo nutjob showing up to ask me to put a curse on someone while gibbering about ufos.
I ask him, where the hell did he get the ludacris idea that I was a witch, that I cast curses, or that I believed in aliens, nd he said: “Well, your mother says on FaceBook…” yeah, my mother is a freaking nut, which is why I’ve had nothing to do with her in decades. She’s a white power freak who runs around calling black people the n-word, is part of the anti-vaccer micro-chip in vaccines conpreracy theory, wouldn’t let me or my brothers go to school because in her words “the government controls the schools, and satan controls the government”, SHE spends 90% of her time running around putting curses on people, all she does is talk about whores and demons, demons and whores, every other word out of her mouth is either demon or whore. And the only time she ever shows up its because she’s trying to pul yet another lame ass scam to try to steal my land because she hated my grandmother and says it’s her life duty to destroy everything that”ever bolgned to that old bitch of a whore” including the farm I inherted from gramy Helen. My mother is spiteful, violent, vindictive, and has a police record for running around beating people in the face with bricks. On top of all of that she’s chronic liar and I’ve never heard a truthful word come out of her mouth.
I am well aware that my mother is the source of 90% of the problem, simply because she’s the biggest fucking gossip in Southern Maine, after he sister Barbara, and the two of them are rather famous all over Maine for thei trouble they have caused HUNDREDS of families. They are petty Karens who devote every minute of their lives to making up vicsious rumors and lies about every person they see, both people they know and people they don’t know.
And thanks to the FBI investigation into the murder of my on, I’ve found out a LOT about both my mother and Barbara and the bizarre, outlandish extremes they each have gone to in their petty vindictivness.
But the fact remains, I’ve not had contact with either of those bitches in several decades, precisely because I am sick and tired of their endless hate for everything and everyone around them. They both do nothing but gossip and lie, lie and gossip, and run around like a couple of teenage brats making a game out of seeing who they can hurt next … they fucking brag about it and spend hours laughing over how fun it is to destroy families.
It doesn’t take any level of intelligence to see that the dynamic trio (Barbara, Brucie, and my mother) are the source of every damn rumor about everyone in York County, Maine.
It’s such a big problem that I’ve had people come to my apartment and ask me if I could ask my mother and her siblings to leave their family alone. The fucking Biddeford Police have stopped by my apartment to ask me if I could do anything about my mother, that’s how I found out it was HER who knows Todd Murphey, because the police came right out and told me that my mother has been harassing Todd Murphey’s ex-wife and 15 year old son on their FaceBook accounts and wanted to know if I could ask her to stop.
No. I can’t. And you know why? Because when I asked her to stop spreading witchcraft and curse casting rumors about me, she arrived the next day and cut my car in half! The 1964 Dodge 330… she said it had a demon in it and she had to kill the demon by killing the car. What the fuck? She’s fucking insane!
And worse… half the time, these people will tell me some name I never heard of. Say this or that person told them I was a witch who cast curses or was some alien expert, and I’ll ask them who the hell is that, and they’ll say: “Oh that’s one of Brucie’s kids” or “David’s kids” or a grandkid… and I’ll point ou that I’ve NEVER EVEN MET Brucie's kids or Davids kids or ANY of the rest of the Atwares.
There are more then four hundred Atwaters, and I’ve meet EXACTLY SEVEN of them in my life time. I don’t even know the names of all the original twelve, let alone the names of their kids or grandkids… why would I? Most of them live in Utah and I’ve not set foot outside of Maine for nearly SIXTY YEARS!
I’ve never in my entire life even talked with an Atwter, not face to face off line, not online.
Because I’ve never even seen pictures of any of the Atwaters, I wouldn’t even know an Atwater if I saw one!
And yet, they run around spouting off things I supposedly said or did, and make the claim I’ve talked to them… and I’m just left wondering who the fuck is running around talking to the Atwaters while pretending to be me, because I don’t even know who the Atwaters are!
Clearly, there is someone out there pretending to be me and the Atwaters think they are talking to me, but they are NOT talking to me, I’m not talking to them, and I want to know in the the fuck is running around pretending to be me?
Its so damned fucking obvious the Atwaters don’t know one iota about me, just by the level of the ludicrous witchcraft, curse, alien, and ufo lies they spread around about me!
I should be able to go to my post office, go shopping, heck just walk down my driveway to get my mail, without being bombarded with stupid ass freaks gibbering about witches, curses, demons, aliens, and ufos! I am so damned sick of my mother and her fucking Atwater relatives…
You know, another thing that’s fucked up about all this and again is my mother running around lying her ass off to hell and back, yet again… is this whole situation with HER cats.
The attack on my family, happened the same day as the whole thing with her cats, and she is so obsessed with the cats, that she has gone out of her way to run around telling people that when I talk about April 10, 2025, I’m talking about HER cats… but, in order to further promote that lie, she also tells people they were MY cats! What the fuck?
You know that Nick guy my mother sleeps around with? The one she broke up his marriage, convinced him to leave his wife and kids down in Mass and move up here to Maine, because she was scamming him… the guy she stole his credit card and went and bought that shed she put on my land, and bought those $2k dogs with, and bought those appliances with, and bought that tractor with, before that Nick guy found out she stole his credit cards? Him.
Did you know, she convinced him that she owned MY land in Old Orchard Beach, and she tried to get him to join her scam, and pretend he was a real estate agent, and my mother and her pimp Nick tried to sell my land last year… and this is not the first time she’s done this.
Did you know, that in 2007, she went to the town hall, pretending to be me, had them divide my land into sections, and then sold one section? That’s why Don Cooliard and his sister have a house in my driveway now… something they built in 2019… and it was when they built the house in 2019, that was when I found out my shit face mother and her jackass whore master Nick, sliced off a peice of my land in 2007 and sold it!
I had no idea they had done it!
That’s the kind of shit faced scum bag scam artist my mother and her fuck buddy Nick are!
But it gets worse.
My mother had 83 cats… eighty three cats.
And she was hiding 113 of them in an apartment owned by this Nick scammer. He found out she had cats in her apartment… guess what day… April 14, 2015. The day before the attack on my farm.
Here’s a thing… did you know there were no locks on the doors of my motorhome? Not one. I bought it February 21, 2012, and first thing I did was took all the locks off, because I have a PTSD phobia of locks, after my mother kept me locked in the room cage thing for 27 years.
And yet… when the vandals showed up with a Blow Brothers sewage truck to fill my motorhome with 500 gallon of raw feces, they had to pry a padlock off the door to get inside. A padlock, that I did not put there.
Do you know how that padlock got there? My mother put it there the night before, when she took HER thirteen cats, and shoved them in my motorhome, without telling me she was doing it… because she had to hide them from Nick.
People often ask, why, I a professional artist whom has had displayed at the Portland Museum of art… don't paint anymore.
It’s because paint supplied are expensive, and 500 gallons of raw human feces not only did $10k in damages to my bedroom, it also destroyed $30k in art materials.
But it gets worse… my mother was two timing Nick with both my father Kenny and her other ex husband Wayne… and on top of that, she was mad at Wayne, so, it turns out, that 7 of those cats were HIS cats, and she had stolen them from HIM…. so not only was she hiding thirteen cats from Nick, but seven of those cats were stolen cats besides!
She put the cats in my motorhome, them, because she is fueding with ALL her whore master fuck buddy men, one of them, the FBI hasn’t figured out which one yet, filled my motorhome with feces out of a Blow Brother’s sewage truck (my cousin Ken Blow is my neighbour, they stole one of his trucks to do it) , and then called the police and told them that the motorhome was HERS, because my mother had been running around telling everybody it was hers, she these guys thought they were pumping sewage into my mother’s bedroom and didn’t know they were pumping sewage into my bedroom.
But, because they DID know that she had put the cats in there, and they were made at both her and Wayne, they thought if they called the police, the police would arrest her and Wayne…
,...however, the gays haters of the local Mormon churches ALSO showed up that same morning, a completely separate incident from the cats, to attack my family, because, earlier that year, I had published a gay Romance novel, called Night of the Screaming Unicorn, and these gay hating church freaks, decided murdering my family was punishment for me publishing a Gay Romance novel.
A fucking five towns worth of police, including a SWAT team showed up… the white robed klan pretenders fled, thep police found the cats, I was left asking “What cats? What are you even talking about?” Later an officer asked me if I knew the cats, and I said, “Yeah, these ones belong to my step father Wayne up in Biddeford and those ones belong to my on the other side of Bideford, how the hell did they get in my motorhome?”
And the court cases people talk about… there where SEVEN different court cases going on all at once, including the Guy Gamon murder trail because he murdered my dog walker who walked my dog when I was sick, which was the big case, that uncovered he was a serial rapist, and went on for several years and included a jury trial.
The murder trail of my family was also going on. Different court case.
And then, my MOTHER had a court case going on with police over the cats, which, in the middle of that, she spun it around, started telling people the cats were mine, and the next thing I knew, there were TWO MORE court cases slapped on me, that I knew nothing about… both an extension of the cat case my mother had going on, because 2 weeks into HER court case about HER cats that SHE hid from Nick in MY motorhome, she had Nick convince the police to switch the case out of her name into my name, because she had convinced Nick that the cats were mine! So all of a sudden, I get this weird court case about HER cats slapped on me, on top of the three murder cases and rape case, that were already going on.
The cat court case lasted less then an hour before the judge threw it out of court, telling some Dan guy that if he ever tried to pull a stunt like this again (apparently he worked for the Old Orchard Beach town hall and had pulled scam court cases to frame disabled women before, because the judge told the Dan guy that this was the 64th bogus case he had done to try to steal land from disabled women in OOB)...... but… the judge was asking me about the cats, and I keep telling him, I don’t know anything about the cats because they were not my cats, they were my mother’s cats, and I still had no clue how they had even gotten in my motorhome in Old Orchard Beach, 14 miles away from Nick’s apartment in Biddeford where they had been for several years before that. Finally the judge asked if someone could get my mother to the court house, and surprisingly she showed up… with Nick of all people… and she boo-hooed to the court about the cats being mine, and my being homeless and living under a tarp (I was still living under the tarp in 2015, but not at the time of the attack… I had just moved in with my dad in Biddeford March 31, 2015 due to I have just come out of intensive surgery and the doctor wanted me to not be sleeping outdoors for the next 6 months because I had intensive amounts of surgery to heal from, so I wasn’t in Old Orchard the day my mother put HER cats in my motorhome and that’s why I had no clue the cats were in there).
Well, the judge got mad at my mother, because it was blatantly obvious to him that the cats were hers, because she was using all the cats’ names, while I didn’t know the cats’ names, and she was describing what they looked like and what breeds and ages they were, while I didn’t know what half the cats looked like, Three of the cats I had never even seen before, and I didn’t know their names. I didn’t know how many cats there were!
The judge outright told my mother to her face that she ought to be ashamed of what she did, framing me and pretending the cats were mine, and he sent the cats to the West Kennebunk Animal Shelter, something we knew right there in the court room, but in order to get pity, and money (my mother started a fund raiser on one of those kickstarter type places) saying she needed to raise money to locate the cats. What the fuck? We knew where the cats were. They were at the West Kennebunk Animal Shelter… she even went there to try to get them back… asked me to drive her there in my car, took Wayne with her because the cats were technically HIS cats that she stole from him… I have the whole thing on video camera, it was livestreamed… she had a big fucking fight with the people at the shelter and they told her they’s arrest her if she ever tried to get near their shelter again.
After that, she built up this weird ass conspiracy that the cats were sent to lots of shelters and foster care… which they probably were., I don’t know… and she went from one animal shelter to the next harassing them.
Meanwhile, her friend Joel Baily hacks my Twitter account and uses it to harass, yet another of my mother’s whore master men that she sluts around with trying to get money out of… some guy named Mark, who I never heard of before, but apparently, he’s been friends with my mother AND my father for some forty odd years, even though I myself had never seen or heard of him before. And yes, the same Joel Bailey from the Saco Ward and Old Orchard Beach town hall who went to prison for hacking the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall bank account and transferring $30MILLION in OOB tax money to members of the Saco Ward church… who it turns out, most of them were the anti-gay attackers in my yard April 10, 2015, which is why 24 members of that church went to prison between 2016 and 2021.
So, I’m still unable to do anything because, you know, still recovering from major spine surgery, because of the golf club attack that murdered my son in 2013, three years earlier, I didn;t have surgery until 2015 and 2016., because of the fucking red tape the USA medical system runs on… here I am, not online at all since November 14, 2013, so I have not yet told anyone about any of the April 10, 2015, and come January 2016, all of a sudden, there’s the Mark guy who crawls out of the woodwork, with yet another court case, this one claiming I was saying stuff on Twittrer about him… and yet, I had never heard of this guy before AND I hadn’t been online since November 14, 2013, so what the fuck? Who the hell is hacking my Twitter account pretending to be me, while harassing this guy I never even heard of before. But by this point FBI Agent Andy Drwer had taken over the whole case, and by June 2016, he found out, yeah,:” it’s your mother’s friends from the Saco Ward church. She’s convinced them the cats were yours and that you need to be punished for animal abuse, that you didn’t even do, by hacking your accounts and framing you” Great. So yet again, my mother and her cat obsession and her Atwater friends, and her Saco ward friends, and her fcck buddies are at the core of all of this, with them once again, putting my name on something I fucking had no part of and didn’t even know anything about! What the fuck!
This court case was ALL livestreamed, you can go watch it on YouTube. The Cat Court case was also live streamed. You can watch that on YouTube too. The murder court cases and the rape court cases, also livestreamed. You can watch them on YouTube too. And then on top of that, was the Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach Court case with the Old Orchard Bach Town Hall… also livestreamed, you can watch that on YouTube as well.
My mother, Nick. all these Saco Ward church people, the Dan guy, the Mark guy, the Gene guy… they are ALL on livestream… the judges, the police officers, the witnesses, the DA, even the FBI agents… all recorded, all livestreamed on Twich, all archived on YouTube, all SEVEN court cases, every day of every trial. You can go watch them all yoursel and see the truth, instead of listening to siller gossip and rumors started by my mother and her Nick buddy trying to cover their asses for trying to steal my land YET AGAIN, via the cats.
But have you ever noticed it is ONLY my mother and Nick talking about the cats in connection to April 10, 2015… do you notice how I never talk about the cats, because… oh look… they were NOT my cats, they were my MOTHER’S cats and that’s why SHE is talking about them?
Did you also notice how, in order to make people believe the cats were mine, that both my mother and Nick, are going out of their way to try to erase the existence of my family that was murdered that same day?
Did you notice how in order to push THEIR cat agenda, my mother and Nick are are doing a major gaslighting move to try to make everyone FORGET what happened two years earlier on November 14, 2013, the day my son was murdered and my spine was broken?
Did you notice how my mother and Nick are trying to use THEIR cats as a slight of hand move, so people wouldn’t see that they DID steal and sell part of my land to Don Colliard in 2007 nd that they tried to sell another section of my land in March 2015… yes, yet another court case which was going on, BEFORE the cats happened, and that the FBI believes my mother and Nick pulled the cat stunt deliberately to try to make people look the other way and forget that she and Nick tried to steal my land only 2 weeks prior to the cat event? Or that she and Nick tried for a THIRD time to steal and sell my land April 2022…
Know the truth.
Those cats were not mine, they never were, and I’m sick and tired of the jack ass fucking animal abuse rumors and lies my mother and Nick are spreading about me… lies that they are spreading ONLY to try to cover up the fact that they were trying to steal my land, to sell my land, so my mother could by some fucking mansion in Kennebunk.
Well guess what… my son is buried on my land, He’s been buried there since November 2013, and it doesn’t matter that there is no house on my land, because my son’s there and I’m never selling it. And my mother and he Nick and Saco Ward and Atwater friends are bunch of fucking scum bags who don’t give a shit about anything but the damned fucking money they think they can get out of my land.
Update: March 13, 2023
So, we have confirmation that yes, our mail IS being stolen from 146 Portland Ave. As you already know, we have not received mail since May 2022 and it is now March 2023, it's nearly a year. Post office has just been saying "we are short drivers" and has not looked into it... so we went over the heads of the local Old Orchard Beach post office and went to the distribution center, and told the state post master what was going on, they got in touch with our delivery driver, and he has delivered our mail every day, all year, and is baffled because the post office had not alerted him that we were not getting our mail. So, YES, if you live on Portland Ave, in Old Orchard Beach, and have not been receiving mail, and I know most of my neighbors are saying they've not gotten mail in weeks to months, as well, go to the Saco distribution center in the industrial park, and complain there, because tour driver IS delivering daily and has not been missing delivers... all missing mail from Portland Ave is stolen and you need to let them know what mail you have not received to they can get to the bottom of finding who is doing it.
So, while I was at the post office today, seeing how the post office is on the Cascade Road, out here in the Old Orchard Beach section of the Scarbourgh Marsh... I decided to check the family cross, see if the name Todd had been added, seeing how the vandals and shitard harassers can't stop gibbering Todd Murphey this and Todd Murphey that in my driveway, and nope... here it is, https://www.eelkat.com/images/cross.jpg as you can see the only two names are my cousin Timmy Murphy and my uncle Gordon Murphy. No Todd.
You know, I would recommend these shittards take their heads out of their asses, and drive through all the roads of the Scarbourough Marsh. Why?
This cross is one of the more then a hundred crosses in the marsh, which marks the locations of the one hundred and twenty people whom have been beheaded in a four mile radius since June 2001. This cross stand at the Ross Road x Cascade Rd intersection. The Cascade Road, as everyone who watches the local news is aware, is where bulk of the serial killer's attacks have occurred, which is why local news reporters have dubbed the entire case as "The Cascade Murders", officially know to law enforcement as "The Oulette Case".
If you start driving through all the side streets of the Scarbourgh Marsh, you will find there are 120 - one hundred and twenty - of these crosses, some with 5 or more names on them, each marking the location where the the person dubbed by locals as "The Portland Ave serial killer" has murdered 120+ people between June 2001 and February 2021.
For some odd reason, the Sanford Ward LDS church, a church only a 30 minute drive awa from the Scarborough Marsh, is so clueless about the local biome, that they seem to think the ONLY place the Scarborough Marsh exists is across the street from the church owned candy store Len Libby's Chocolates.
Do you recall how people like to dub my land "Etiole's Swamp"... do you know why they do that? Because my land is a literal swamp. It's a peat bog, with more sinking quicksand and 6 foot tall marsh grass, then solid ground. I live IN the Scarbough Marsh, as does EVERYONE on Portland Ave, Ross Road, Pine Point Road, Cascade Road, Walnut Street, East Grand Ave, West Grand Ave, Milliken Mills Rd, and more then 200 - two hundred - other streets in Old Orchard Beach, all of which are located inside the Scarborough Marsh.
The Marsh is not JUST in Scarborough, nor is it just that one quart mile stretch of road across from Len Libby's. The Marsh sits in two countries and five towns, and covers several thousand acres of land... and the Scarborough WalMart and the South Portland Main Mall, both site in the marsh, with both of those mega buildings building on a massive system of concrete pilings to keep them from sinking into the many acres of peat bog that site under each of those buildings.
But do take a drive on the above listed streets in Old Orchard, as well as the following ones in Pine Point: Pine Point Rd, Blue Point Rd, Black Point Rd, Dunstan Corner, Portland Rd aka Rt 1, Payne Rd, and all the little side streets off of each one. In Saco head to Heath St, Jenkins Rd, Flag Pond Rd (stop and see the very real pet cemetery where Stephen King's The Pet Cemetery movie was filmed while you are there), and all their side streets, yes those are in the Scarbourogh Marsh as well... and instead of just blindly driving through the Marsh on your way to work, slow down and start counting the crosses... big white crosses, little white crosses, unpainted wooden crosses, reflector covered orange crosses... see if you can find all one hundred and twenty crosses in the Scarbourogh Marsh... they sit in 5 towns, in 2 counties... and every one of them marks the location of someone who was beheaded by a still uncaught, still actively killing people, serial killer who has plagued the streets in the Portland Ave region of the Scarbough Marsh since June 2001.
But as you can see, it's Timmy Murphy who was beheaded on the Cascade Rd... not Todd Murphy... there's it's cross which has stood there since June 2013.
You know, if these harassers spent more time paying attention to what is going on around them, and less time being self absorbed jerks... they'd know these crosses were here... they'd know, Old Orchard Beach has a serial killer on the lose who has beheaded more then 120 people and left their bodies at cross road intersections all over the marsh... they'd know that this has been going on for 18 years now, and they'd know that my family had been hit by this madman multiple times now, fist killing my cousin Timmy Murphy, then killing my baby and leaving me not only crippled, but also one of only 5 people to live through and survive one of this serial killer's attacks, thus WHY the FBI is so hyper focused on not letting me out of their sight because this killer has a history of not leaving people alive... they'd know that SEVENTEEN families all within a quarter mile section of Portland Ave, between Walnut St and Milekin Miles Rd, 17 families in this space of street, have not only have their families murdered, but their houses bulldozed by a backhoe, and in just those 17 families, in addiction to the dead people, there are also more then FIVE HUNDRED dead pets, including cats, dogs, birds, and horses, every one of which was beheaded and the headless pet hung from rope nooses and draped in trees and porches of the 17 families... something the FBI says is a scene from a Stephen King book, which the serial killer likes to recreate... and then the FBI points out this: each of those 17 families has appeared in The Thinner movie... it's the one common thread for ALL 120+ Scarbourough Marsh killings: every sing victim has somehow been involved in the filming on one of the 14 Stephen King movies which was filmed in Saco, Old Orchard Beach, and Scarboughor back in the 1980s. According to the FBI, EVERY SINGLE ONE of these murders, animal killings, harassments, vandalisms, and hate crimes, can be found in a Stephen King book and this lunatic is recreating "art" in tribute to Stephen King, using the bodies of family members who were involved in the filming of Stephen King's oldest movies.
If these people in the Sanford Ward church would take their heads out of Joesph Smith's ass long enough to look around, they would have known these things were going on, that they were going on to people in their congregation, that several members of their congregation have stopped attended church because they were murdered, that several other members of their congregation no longer attend because like me they are crippled and bed ridden from these attacks, and that 24 members of their congregation no longer attend church because they are in prison for their connections and involvements in these murders.
Heck, these murders have been all over the TV and paper news for 18 years now... you'd think the people of the Saco and Sanford Ward LDS churches - who are the ones in my driveway bitch screaming about Todd Murphey for the past 2 years now - would at least have seen enough TV news or newspaper news... oh look, did you know one of the big name newscasters on TV, someone who has in fact covered the Scarbough Marsh case on TV several times now, is a member of the Sanfard Ward congregation, and even SHE knows what's going on, obviously because she's one of the reporters who keeps showing up to interview all us families who live in in the Scarborough Marsh... so I know not everyone in the Sandford Ward is clueless as to what has been going on in the community round them.... several of these church members are outright screaming, literally screaming from my neighbor's front porch in Biddeford, that they never heard of any of this before... I'm sorry... what the fuck?
The Scarbourough Marsh murders is quite literally the biggest unsolved murder case in all of New England, not just Maine, it's been covered by DateLine, 20/20 and half the crime network tv shows! The fucking planet has heard of it! These people are telling me, literally, while standing on my neighbors front porch and shrieking at the tops of their lungs, that they never heard of this murder case, a murder case I've not stopped talking about for the last 9 years because as of 9 years ago now members of my family have been murdered.. heck, with so many deaths now, it's pretty hard to find any family in the Scarbourough Marsh who DOESN'T have a dead relative killed by this nutjob... and these people, who vandalized our apartment building so bad that the landlord has a repair crew here all of this next upcoming summer... these vandals and hate fueled harassers from the Sandford Ward church, are telling me, that they had no clue any of this was going on?
And worse... y Atwater relatives... they keep showing up and ALSO saying they never heard of this... really? How? I know the FBI has been talking to them about it because they keep showing up in a rage yelling that the FBI was just at their house and it's all my fault and demanding I stop sending the FBI to their house... but I didn't send the FBI to their house, heck, I didn't even know they were related to me, as I never heard of them before they showed up to yell at me, so how the hell do they think I sent the FBI over there? What the fuck?
But also... what the fuck? Family members have been murdered and as far as I know, the FBI is trying to locate every relative to find out if they might have any information about a member of their family being murdered... I mean, if these people really are relatives, like they scream that they are when they are in my yard yelling at me, then, someone in my family being murdered IS ALSO someone in THEIR family being murdered.... and yeah, of course the law enforcement is going to go to every family member and ask for info, that's what law enforcement does, because, they just naturally assume that normal families help each other and WANT to solv a murder that happened in their family.
Which is something FBI Agent Andy Drewer pointed out to me, he said: "The Atware relatives of yours... they're pretty paranoid aren't they? I'm having trouble getting any of them to talk to me. Most slam the door in my face the minute I say I'm with the FBI. They act like they got something to hide. Looks mighty suspicious. Can you think of any reason why any of your uncles might want you dead?" That was the same day he pointed out that his five top suspects for the November 14, 2013 attack were my uncle Bruce, my aunt Barbara, my mother, my father, and Ben. He said he can prove they all knew about the golf club attack, and yet everyone of them is openingly, publicly denying any knowledge of it, and all five of them are doing their most public outspoken, over the top denying it in two places: The Saco Ward LDS Church and the Sandford Ward LDS Church.
And most disturbing of all is this: He says my father was having an affair with a woman named Claire back in the 1970s, and that my father and my mother and Claire and Claire's husband have been feuding since the late 1970s, a fued which goes on to this day... and... that on ALL of my mother's social media accounts, FaceBook, Twitter, Pinterest, everything, are two usernames that show up in her friends' lists: both with the same last name, one using the username Claire while posting a 4 door white truck as her user photo, and the other... wait for it... has the user name: KendraSilvermander".
Yep.
The FBI has found an actual person, a relative, in law of the Atwaters, who goes by the username KendraSilvermander.
Why is this significant?
The people who murdered my son at BugLight Light house art studio at Southern Maine Community College on November 14, 2013, was a blond woman whom the other two called "Claire", a red haired woman who was chanting: "I'm Kendra Silvermander It's my turn to shine, my turn to shine, my turn to shine! I'm Kendra Silvermander It's my turn to shine, my turn to shine, my turn to shine! I'm Kendra Silvermander It's my turn to shine, my turn to shine, my turn to shine! I'm Kendra Silvermander It's my turn to shine, my turn to shine, my turn to shine!..." like she was singing a song... both women looked to be in their 60s, and today a decade later, would now be in their mid-70ish, and were with a large bald man, about 30th, today would be about 40ish, and the 3 of them left in a 4 door white pickup truck.
The odd thing is, people don't talk about themselves in 3rd person limited, but, that's what the red haired woman was doing.... and I've seen her before... she showed up at Westbrook Panera 3 different occasions in 2009 and 2010 and in each of those instances also did the same marching goosestep around, back then carrying a white poodle wearing a purple dragon coat... while again saying "I'm Kendra Silvermander It's my turn to shine, my turn to shine, my turn to shine!" while also bragging that her father owned Saco FunTownSplashtown USA and having a psychotic meltdown screaming" My chair, my chair, my chair, my chair, my chair, my chair, my chair, my chair, my chair, my chair, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!" Annalese, the woman sitting next to me, another published author, as thi was a NaNoWriMo writer's meeting, who was the NaNoWriMo Ml of Souther Maine, leaned over and whispered to me "That's Kendra Silvermander, she thinks she's he ML, we try to humor her. She can get rather violent if you don't."
Whoever this red haired woman is, she has a server, mega in need of medical care, mental disorder, appears to be incapable of functioning beyond the mental level of a two year old, and is quite proud of repeating her name as fast as an auctioneer. But, she speaks in 3rd person limited about herself, using us and ours and we to refer to herself, and uses the phrase: "I'm Kendra Silvermander It's my turn to shine, my turn to shine, my turn to shine!" as though it was a period at the end of every sentence. I don't know what sort of a mental disorder she has, but Annelese was right, this woman gets over the top violent, as we quickly saw at Westbrook Panera in 2009, when she started slamming her dog on the table while chanting "My chair", and then quickly lashed out at me, in a mega violent rage of throwing chairs. The restaurant had to drag her out and make her leave.
She repeated this at three different writer's meetings at the Westbrook Panera in 2009 and 2010.
She is the same woman who was ordering/leading/demanding the blond Claire woman's golf club attack at Southern Maine Community college November 14, 2013, murdering my baby and crippling me.
She returned for a 5th attack June 26, 2016, again with the bond Claire woman, this time at Scarborough WalMart, and this time attacking with a shopping cart, this being the attack that caused the inoperable 3 broken vertebrae and the organ and nerve damage which caused my current crippled stat. In this attack, yet again the red haired woman was chanting: "I'm Kendra Silvermander It's my turn to shine, my turn to shine, my turn to shine!" but this time the blond woman was shrieking: "That's EelKat, she tried to kill my husband. That thing is Ken's son, look at how IT's dressed! Kill or be killed! Remember Saco Shaws! No more heads in ice cream! End the gaypocalypse! Kill the transvestite freak! Too Gay for the Family Friendly Town of Old Orchard Beach!" This time instead of driving away in a 4 door white truck driven by a bald man, this time he two women were alone and drove away in a gold Volvo late 1990s vintage suv station wagon.
The usernames now showing up on my mother's social media, and the Atwater relative's social media is significant, because, according the these FBI agents.... those are the exact same Atwaters who are REFUSING to talk to the FBI, slamming the doors in the FBI agents faces, and also, are the most vocal on social media in spreading the alien/UFO/witchcraft/cat rumors about me. And the FBI believes they not only know who the golf club murderer is, they likely were involved in planning the November 14, 2013 attack... and every one of them has been seen with the Sanford Ward LDS Church members who are likewise the biggest defamatory gossipers, running around slandering my name with their lies about witchcraft/curses/aliens/ufos/and cats.
AND... on top of that... they ae the EXACT SAME Atwaters ans Sandford Ward church members whom have spent the last two years bombarding my Biddeford apartment with these same rumors while the vandalize the building, which the landlord now has to spend the summer repairing.
AND... these are the same people who are also claiming, they had no clue these murders were going on in the Scarborough Marsh.
Overall... these people who are denying the events of the Scarborough Marsh murders, while simaltaniously going overboard gibbering lies about me online, are really working overtime at making themselves look like they were involved in the November 14, 2013 murder of my son, and making themselves look tremendously guilty of not only knowing who the killier is, but trying to cover up for the killer, and attempting to gaslight me with their weird alien rumors, in an attempt to make people not see their connection to the killer, that they are trying so very blatently to hide and are only succeeding and shining a mega sized spotlight of suspision on themselves, leaving everyone who is watching them doing it to ask: What the fuck did they do, that they are trying to hide so damned bad, that they are going mega big time slanderfeat screaming about aliens and ufos all over social media, trying to convince people that I believe in aliens and ufos when there are 40+ years of documented evidance of me debuncking aliens and proving their ufo accusations to a be a hoax they created to cover their own asses over a drug raid from 1982? And now they are rearing up their alien accusations again, which again, I can prove to be a hoax, because... what are they trying to cover up THIS time? Last time they rolled out the alien accusations they were trying to blame literal toddlers for the 1982 drug raid, by saying that 4, 5, and 6 year old children saw aliens... 72 people were arrested in the 1982 drug raid... there were no aliens... if anyone was seeing aliens, it was the drug addicted having drug induced hallucinations... and yet, those same drug dealers, now out of prison, are once again pointing to aliens, this time because they are mad that the FBI showed up to ask if they knew anything about the murder of my son.
???
Can I ask, what the fuck does not real, fictional aliens they saw because of drugs, during a 1982 drug raid, what does that have to do with my son being murdered?
And are they really that retarded that they think I control the FBI and tell the FBI what to do? What the fuck? Them coming over here and screaming for me to stop sending the FBI to their house, when I didn’t even know these people were relatives, never heard of them before, and wouldn’t even have had a way t tell the FBI a blooming thing about them at all, just makes them look suspicious, because for one thing: who even are these people? I still don’t know who they are! And for another thing, why do they think I sent the FBI over to them? And again: who are they? There are over 400 Atwaters and I’ve only ever met 7 of them, I don’t know the names or faces of any of the others, I don’t even know all the names or faces of the original 12, so I can’t figure out how they’d think I would know the names or faces of any of the kids, grandkids, or great grandkids of the original 12. What the fuck?
How are the Atwaters so full of themselves that they think I would have one iota of a clue anything about them, when I’ve never met them and I don’t even know their names… and also… why would I care? Tell me that? Do you know any sane person who knows the names of their parents in-laws.
Yes… my parents in-laws… in-laws of in-laws… not even blood relatives, but the aunts, uncles, cousins, grandkids, and great grandkids of in laws of my parents’ in laws… who in their right mind would even know the names of such distant relatives…
You, reading this right now… can you name your parent’s cousins? Do you know the names of your mother’s uncle’s great grand kids? Do you?
Can you see how utterly stupidly ridiculous the Atwaters are being, when they show up here yelling and screaming, and expect that I should know who they are or what the fuck they are talking about:
Newsflash: normal people don’t live in 400 person large family herds.
Normal people don’t live in herds.
Normal people don’t swamp in shark style frenzies in the driveways of distant relatives of your great grand pappies 5th removed cousin of an in-law, either. What the actual fuck?
And on top of everything else, there are Awaters running around screaming that I am vandalising some grave… the grave of a distant relative whom I never heard of before, so I don’t even know where the grave is… when I’m here bedridden and crippled and not even capable of going to visit my own son’s grave because… oh look: I’m crippled and stuck in bed with a broken spine and severed spinal cord for the past nine years!
You know… if you are going to accuse someone of going somewhere to vandalize something, you might want to first make sure that person is not wheelchair bound, bedridden, and crippled for a decade with a broken spine, so unable to even get to the place you are accusing them of going!
Also… since the day my son was murdered, I have a camera running 24/7 so, it’s pretty foolish of you to lie about me when I can not only prove you are lying, I can also prove every time you’ve been screaming in my driveway, because I have you on camera. They didn’t think of that did they? Oh no, of course not, why would they? They were too busy thinking about those aliens and witches they can’t stop gibbering about.
But look at this cross... Do you remember Timmy Murphy? He was the 5 year old with curly black hair, who was also accused of aliens during that 1982 drug raid. They called us The White Monkey Children, because we found Helen Pearly's missing pet white monkey. And the people arrested during the 1982 drug raid, many of them Atwaters, pointed to that white monkey that had escaped from White Animal Farm, a zoo in Old Orchard at the time, they pointed to that white money and called it an alien. Helen Pearly, look her up, is the founder of the Scarbourgh Marsh preserve, an animal preserve that started out with one pet white monkey, and is today, many thousands of acres of protected land known by the name The Scarboughorgh Marsh.
Can you see NOW why the idiots screaming aliens are seen as so damned idiotic?
But can you also see the names on the cross?
https://www.eelkat.com/images/cross.jpg
There were 31 children involved in helping Helen Pearly capture her escaped pet white money.
Drive through the scarborough marsh looking at the names of the beheaded victims on those crosses... 29 of the 31 White Monkey Children are now dead, killed and tossed in the marsh, where 40 years ago, they helped little old lady look for her lost pet albino monkey.
Every one of them accused of being alien abductees; accusations which was screamed ONLY by the drug dealers and drug users of the 1982 drug raid, which took place in the Scarbourough Marsh.
The only people who accuse me of aliens are the people now out of prison, who went to prison because of the 1982 drug raid... a drug raid known to locals as "The 458 Shoot Out" due to one woman screaming "Four! Five! Eight!" in between each time she loaded up her shotgun.
Everybody that has shown up in the marsh since June 2001, has been either one of the now adult White Monkey Children, or one of their children or grandchildren.
EVERY - SINGLE - ONE.
Go to the marsh, look for the crosses. Read the names. My cousin Timmy Murphy's cross is not the only one and if you open your eyes and start looking at the side streets all through the marsh, you'll see one hundred and twenty of these crosses, some with 5 or more names on them. Crosses the entire country has seen on Dateline, 20/20, and dozens of unsolved crime shows... crosses that the Atwarers and their friends at the Sandford Ward church, are right now, this very week, posting all over social media, claiming aren't there, claiming I'm the only one talking about them, when clearly I'm not seeing hoe Dateline and 20/20 are pret big international news shows... and also claiming "Yeah EeelKat's crazy, she believes in aliens" when its extremely well documented my not believing in aliens and my debunking alien abductions as hoaxes... and these same people are also trying to convince people on social media "cats!".... but the cats were my mother's not mine, and my son was murdered November 14, 2013, two years before my mother's cat incident occurred.
These people are making total idiots of themselves, because all any one has to do is look up the new reports about the Scarbourough Marsh murders and the Cascade Murders to see that since June 2001, a LOT of people here in the marsh have been murdered, and originally they were not thought to b connected, but, now it is known that they are.
I wish these crazy ass Atwaters and their weird Todd Murphy obsessed Sanford Ward lunatics and their alien abduction ufo nuts, would leave me and my family alone. I don’t know what their problem is or why they are so obnoxiously hell bent on stalking my family and harassing us like this, but I am getting pretty damned sick of it. I have enough shit to deal with with, oh, I don’t know, half my family being murdered, my son’s killer still being on the loose, 9 years bedridden and still relearning to walk, … I don’t need these fucktards jumping into my life and trying to grab their 15 minutes of fame by tampering with the FBI’s investigation into hunting down my son’s murderer.
Know the truth. The truth will set you free.
EelKat's Guide To Writing Monster Porn
The Kboards Article Reprint
Monster Porn Short Story Beat Sheets
NOTE: This article was written for KBoards in 2012. It was updated on a near weekly basis until I removed it from Kboards in 2014 after my Kboards account was hacked. It started out around 7,000 words and grew to over 60,000 words. It was the biggest and most popular of the 1,371 articles I wrote for Kboards between 2007 and 2012. It continued to grow as readers asked for more details and I expanded the article to answer their questions. Because the article was written over the course of multiple years, there are multiple dates mentioned throughout it. Updates that were added to it after if was moved here to EelKat.com are bolded.
Note that this is a very old article and references publishing methods via Amazon, that were discontinued by Amazon in June 2015. While most of the info in this article is still relevant now in 2017, some parts of it are outdated.
To read the previous part of this article, head to this page.
Mine has a tendency to lean toward more Horror themed then Romance themed, but are also more Romance then Erotica. In the first Monster Porn I ever wrote the monster strangled the girl to death at the end and that kind of set the tone for all the rest. The 10th anniversary special edition re-release of that one comes out on this pen name October 16, 2016, which is of course the tenth anniversary of it's original release date. After that one is released, my other titles are being moved off their original pen names over to this pen name after that, and that will be ongoing throughout 2016/2017.
Most of my Monster Porn has the same basic formula (which runs 4k to 12k) and goes like this:
- Human (girl or guy) has big bad event happen
- Life gets worse and worse
- Another big, bad event. Damn, life has just gone to shit, can it get any worse?
- Enter stage right: The Monster.
- Oh hell, life just got worse, now I'm abducted by a damned monster and no one will help me.
- Must escape. How do I get out of here?
- Eh, monster don't seem so scary now that I'vee gotten to know him.
- Life with monster ain't that bad, actual, life with monster is pretty great.
- Big bad event, moster gets hurt or life threatened, at the same time human finds chance to escape.
- Yay! I'm free! I can go home!
- Damn it, I can't leave the monster to his fate, I have to go back to help him.
- Helps monster. Realizes is in love with monster and decides to stay.
- BOOM! SEX!
Choose one of these endings:
- --#1: Monster eats/murders/kills human, The end.
- --#2: Monster sends human home, human has new perspective on life and turns life around for the better, The end.
- --#3: Something happens to monster, is hurt, captured, etc, To be continued.
- --#4: Something happens to human, is hurt, captured, etc, To be continued.
- --#5: Human leaves monster, but discovers she is pregnent, To be continued.
- --#6: Human stays with monster, and discovers she is pregnent, To be continued.
- --#7: Human stays with monster, something happens to hint to a new adventure about to take place, To be continued.
- --#8: Monster sends human home, human can't live without monster, decides to find him, To be continued.
The first one I wrote went like this:
- Girl on cruise.
- Storm arrives.
- Girl wakes up on deserted island
- Hopes to be rescued
- Tide comes in, suddenly she realizes the island is more of a sandbar and is fast vanishing.
- Rescued/Captured by Were-Eel Merman (the EelMan which became my signature monster)
- Trapped in underwater cave with EelMan
- Tries to escape
- Finds cave in cave, EelMan won't let her near it
- Falls in love
- Sex
- Plans on happy ever after, forgets loverboy is not human and is very much a true monster
- Girl let's guard down
- Monster kills girl
- Cabe in cave, is revealed to be a room full of human bones; all the ship wrecked humans he's eaten over the years
- Rescue party looking for survivors, finds girl's remains on beach, assumes she died in ship wreck
- The end
That went out as a freebie to my readers on October 16, 2004. I called it just plain old Horror back then. They loved it. It went on to become my most requested story for quite some time, and in 2006 was made into a stage play. The story got reprinted in a few small indie literary magazines, then had a play script edition of it printed up in paperback. But there was never an e-edition of it released.
The original book (2004) was just 4k words long, and was REALLY tame, because it was my first "Erotica" and I was still suffering from being "too shy to write sex". However, this book is the one that my fans always go back to as one of their favorites.
The play (which came out in 2006) had all sex removed, and all dialogue removed, and the whole thing was done as a modern dance ballet. In the play edition, the waves and sea creatures became characters. It was quite a bit different from the book.
It went out of print in 2008.
On my 35th anniversary (September 23, 2013 - first book I published was that date 1978) I sent out a notice to my fans, telling them I was going to release special editions of some of my old out of print stories. The Pearl Necklace won hands down as the one every one wanted to see back in print. I was getting emails:
"Please re-release that EelMan story, I love the EelMan! But can you rewrite it and make it longer, maybe put more sex in it"
and
"Oh, I loved that one with the eel and the pearls, that was just the best monster you ever did! can you add more sex to the new edition?"
and
"The one with the ship wreck and the WereEel, I haven't read that in years, that one was my favorite, can't find it anywhere, please bring that one back!"
Every email, was saying the same thing.There was no question, that The Pearl Necklace was the one that had to come back first. Everyone wanted it, in spite of the VERY not a happy ending. It really has a horrible ending and that didn't matter at all, they still loved it. I never listed that one as Erotica, always listed it as Horror, because of the way it ends.
The expanded edition (to be released in 2016) is 10k and at reader requests has had more sex added to it.
But that story, The Pearl Necklace, that was it. That was the turning point in my career. Before that story I had never had a "big hit". (Note that not only was The Pearl Necklace a big hit with my fans, but, it became a cult favorite among my fans and set me on the path to writing about sex with monsters).
I had one flop after another. Lots of them. It was discouraging really. I had written The Pearl Necklace in a single day off the top of my head. It took me, like 2 hours to write it. It was not the first time I had used this EelMan character, nor was it the last, but it was the first time I had used him as a quasi-Romance character and that version of him, just hit a tap root with my readers. All of a sudden I had readers emailing me asking for more. They loved him as a romantic villain.:-\
And more I gave them, and the whole thing just evolved from there.
I'm closing in on my 10th anniversary of my first Monster Porn story, and The Pearl Necklace is still today the standard I use to write all my Monster Porn by. I used that first one to create a mini-beat-sheet, that I use to write all my Monster Porn by:
(You can use these beat sheets if you want to, can keep them as is or change them up. -just don't copy them to publish - I've had a problem with people copying my Kboards posts and trying to resell them as pdfs on the Warrior's Forum. And if you want a more detailed beat sheet, I highly recommend this one: http://www.paper-dragon.com/1939/dent.html Not mine, I didn't create it, but I often use this, and apply mine to it, so combine them together.)
Here is a basic beat sheet I created for myself, that I use with many of my Monster Porn stories:
For Shorter Stories (5k to 15k):
- Girl/Boy has happy life turned upside down by horrible event.
- Girl/Boy finds them-self in distress
- Hopes to be rescued
- Drama/Tragedy/Things getting worse/No hope in sight
- Rescued/Captured/Taken/Saved by Monster
- Trapped/Captured/Prisoner/Pet/Slave of Monster
- Escape attempt (fails)
- Falls in love with Monster
- Sex with Monster
Pick an ending:
- #1:
- Plans on happy ever after, forgets loverboy is not human and is very much a true monster
- Killed by Monster
- Body found by friend/family/search party/police/etc
- The end
(no sequels happen)
For an example of how I took this beat sheet and applied it to a quasi-not-quite-Monster Porn story, see: The Ghost of Willowhurst Manor: Formerly: The Mystery of Willowhurst Manor: A Ghostly Tale of Gothic Horror
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MT5AY14 (2016 update - this book was unpublished, by a court order issued by the Untied States of America government - find out why here.)
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- --#2: Monster sends human home, human has new perspective on life and turns life around for the better, The end.
(The Pearl Necklace)
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- --#3: Something happens to monster, is hurt, captured, etc, To be continued.
(BoomFuzzy; The Vulgar Alchemist; The Ruby Hummingbird)
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- --#4: Something happens to human, is hurt, captured, etc, To be continued.
(The City of the Screaming Statues; Captured By the Memegwasi)
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- --#5: Human leaves monster, but discovers she is pregnant, To be continued.
- The Night of the Red Lightning (My Alien Lover Book 1), follows this model.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00Y5CN9DY
(Trapped By The FarDarrig series also follows this)
For Quaraun fans... Vol 1 of Trapped by the FarDarrig series, was re-written into a Quaraun story in 2014... The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain
And of course in Monster Porn you have such things as pregnant men (Mpreg) resulting in stories like Picking The Perfect Pickle
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- --#6: Human stays with monster, and discovers she is pregnant, To be continued.
(The Lonely Kelpie, Picking The Perfect Pickle -which is Mpreg)
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- --#7: Human stays with monster, something happens to hint to a new adventure about to take place, To be continued.
(Jungle Girl)
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- --#8: Monster sends human home, human can't live without monster, decides to find him, To be continued.
The Night of The Screaming Unicorn: A Bizarro Fantasy (The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane Book 1), follows this format. While it is Monster Porn, it is not however Erotica, they are two different things.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00N97L1D6
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Sometimes I use it as is, other times I change it around, but that's the outline I often start with as a jumping off point. Sometimes, for longer stories, I use that beat sheet, slightly expanded:
For longer stories (15k to 50k):
- --Girl/Boy has happy life turned upside down by horrible event.
- --Girl/Boy finds them-self in distress
- --Hopes to be rescued
- --Drama/Tragedy/Things getting worse/No hope in sight
- --Rescued/Captured/Taken/Saved by Monster
- --Trapped/Captured/Prisoner/Pet/Slave of Monster
- --Escape from Monster
- --Captured/Taken by Monster again
- --Second escape attempt (fails)
- --Something happens, moster is Hurt/Trapped/Captured/Taken/Prisoner
- --Girl/Boy escapes, free at last, heads for home
- --Girl/Boy feels guilty, goes back to save monster
- --Falls in love with Monster
- --Sex with Monster
- --Plans on happy ever after, forgets loverboy is not human and is very much a true monster
- --More sex with Monster
- --Monster loses interest goes back to being a Monster elsewhere
- --Girl/Boy found by friend/family/search party/police/etc
- --The end... ?
sometimes... .
- --often has a sequel, where love sick Girl/Boy goes looking for Monster
- --If it was a male monster/female human, then pregnancy is often the theme for #2, and is the reason the female human tries to find Monster daddy
- --If it was a female monster/male human; then pregnancy is often the theme for #2, is the reason Monster mommy has gone off by herself
- --If it was male human/male monster; human can't stop thinking about monster and seeks monster out
- --if 2 is last part will end with HEA
- --the sequel will have HFN ending if a part 3 is planned
- --if more then 2 parts, usually there are 5 parts; 2/3/4 HFN, with 5 HEA
- --which ever sequel is final one it ends with human staying on as monster's "bonded soul mate"
Remember, you asked about writing Monster Porn, not Paranormal Romance. So I am giving you an answer about Monster Porn and not Paranormal Romance. Much of what I'm saying here can be applied to Paranormal Romance. I mention this, because I have found it is not uncommon for someone to ask me about Monster Porn, when they intended to write Paranormal Romance, but were unaware that Paranormal Romance was a separate genre. You can take ANY monster and use him as a stand in for any Romance hero, but that will not make the story Monster Porn, that simply makes it Paranormal Romance.
ALWAYS REMEMBER: Monster Porn is a subgenre of Horror, NOT a subgenre of either Romance or Erotica.
- Romance MUST have a happy ever after ending
- Erotica MUST have a happy for now ending.
- Horror RARELY has a happy ending... it can, but usually it does not.
And therefore...
- Paranormal Romance MUST have a happy ever after ending
- Monster Erotica MUST have a happy for now ending.
- Monster Porn RARELY has a happy ending... it can, but usually it does not.
Keep the ending requirements in mind, because readers of each genre, expect a certain ending, and if you mess that up, they'll complain. A LOT~!
If all you girl does is get fucked by a monster and be all titilated over it then you are writing Paanormal Erotica, not Monster Porn.
In Paranormal Romance, the "monsters" act human. In Monster Porn, they are monsters. They eat people, they crush cars, stomp on houses, rip heads off babies, eat the main character's lover, etc. In Monster Porn, the monster is NOT Fabio with fangs and fur. Monster Porn monsters are feral and primal, and are likely to rip the girl's head off soon as they are done fucking her.
REMEMBER: You are not writing Romance with monsters in it, you are writing Horror that takes a look at a monster's mating habits.
You can't write Monster Porn is you don't know how to write Horror.
What is horror?
When you think of horror stories what do you think of? For most people one of three things seems to be the first answer they think of: Vincent Price, Stephen King, or Dracula (and the other Universal Studios Monsters).
Okay. So these things/ people/ movies/ books embody all that we think of when we think of horror, but what exactly IS this thing called horror? What is it about Vincent Price, Stephen King, and Dracula that sends shivers down your spine, and thrills and enthralls you with mesmerizing fear?
Is it blood? No. Can't be, rarely do we actually see blood in connection with the three classic kings of horror.
Guts and gore? Nope, those aren't there either.
You are now scratching your head and wondering... well, if it isn't blood, guts, and gore, that makes good horror stories good, than what?
Lets take a look at what the dictionary has to say about horror, shall we?
horror:
noun;
- 1. Intense and profound fear
- 2. Something that inspires horror; something horrible.
- 3. Intense aversion.
fear:
noun;
- 1. An emotion experienced in anticipation of some specific pain or danger (usually accompanied by a desire to flee or fight).
- 2. An anxious feeling.
verb;
- 1. Be afraid or feel anxious or apprehensive about a possible or probable situation or event.
- 2. Be afraid or scared of; be frightened of.
So, What is horror?
Horror is what scares you. You want to write a good horror story? Don't fill it with blood, guts, and gore, that is not horror, that is just graphic violence. If your readers want graphic violence, all they need to do is turn on the 6:00 news. No, your readers want horror. They want to be scared out of their wits, they want to be afraid...very afraid.
But how do you go about scaring your readers, if you don't splatter your pages with blood and gore? Well, think about it this way, doesn't everyone always say "Write what you know"? Well, what are you afraid of? What scares you? Pick your worst fear, the thing that sends you to bed with all the lights on. If it scares you, than it sure as hell, is going to scare your readers too.
Real people have real fears. You as a writer, have the ability to take those very real fears, and dress them up, use your reader as you main character. Psychological fears create psychological terrors, equals a story so horrific that your readers won't dare sleep at night.
I have provided here a list of common real phobias that send shivers of terror down the spines of everyday humans on a daily basis in the real world. I have listed them in the order of what seem to be the most common or most prevalent fears first, and ending with the least common and more rarely seen fears last. It should inspire some fearful subjects for you to scare your readers with.
I hope.
- Fear of the dark.
- Fear of bridges.
- Fear of things unknown.
- Fear of the end of the world, natural disaster, or other impending doom.
- Fear of being judged.
- Fear of going to hell after death.
- Fear of small rooms, elevators, and closed in spaces.
- Fear of being followed.
- Fear of death, or the threat of being killed.
- Fear of being lost, either in the forest or a large city.
- Fear of squishy things, especially stepping on, or reaching into a dark place and grabbing one.
- Fear of snakes.
- Fear of bugs, insects, ticks, and spiders.
- Fear of rats and mice.
- Fear of strangers.
- Fear of closed doors.
- Fear of bathrooms, toilets, and tub drains.
- Fear of stairs, attics, basements, closets, under the bed, and that little room down the hall...
- Fear of water, esp. lakes and rivers.
- Fear of being alone.
- Fear of dogs.
- Fear of eating something that was not supposed to be in your food...i.e. poison, bug, a rat's tail, a human finger, etc.
- Fear of sleeping or working on the 13th floor or in room number 13.
- Fear of manholes, dug wells, and elevator shafts.
- Fear of noises, creaks, bumps, and bangs, esp. at night.
- Fear of subways, trains, and planes.
- Fear of high places.
- Fear of doctors.
- Fear of the police.
- Fear of black dogs.
- Fear of old buildings.
- Fear of cemeteries.
- Fear of ghosts, spirits, and demon possession.
- Fear of alien abduction.
- Fear of thunder or lightening.
- Fear of birds.
- Fear of black cats.
- Fear of ladders.
add your worst fears...
What scares you? Pick a fear. Write a story based on that fear. If you scare yourself, then you'll scare your readers and isn't that what Horror is all about? If you write a sexual encounter with a monster and it isn't scaring you shitless, driving terror into your reader, making them have nightmares for weeks, then you have written Paranormal Romance, not Monster Porn. Monster Porn has the strong element of fear running through it. Yes it can also be fun, kooky, and sexy, but the thread of fear and danger is always there. In the back of her mind, she knows, this is a monster and he could kill her at any minute.
And if you ask my readers what it is I write, first word out of their mouth is almost always "Horror".
Not Romance.
Not Erotica.
Not Fantasy.
Horror.
People who look at my book covers call me every genre imaginable, but people who have actually read my books, also call them "Horror" or "Weird Horror" or "Bizarre Horror". Always Horror.
They see me as a Horror writer.
I've also started listing in the new release blurbs a chart that looks like this:
- TYPE: Short Story/Novella/Novel
- WORD COUNT: xx,xxx words
- PAGE COUNT: xx printed paperback pages
- POV: 1st, 3rd
- HAPPY EVER AFTER?: HEA/HFN/yes/no/sort of/
- CONTINUING SERIAL? No/Yes this is volume x of x
- ADULT CONTENT?: Yes; this book contains erotic (M/m or M/f or F/m)content and is intended for mature audiences only.
- INTERRACIAL COUPLES? No/Yes WM/BM ect
- GENRE: Literary Monster Porn/Erotica/Erotic Horror, etc
- Type of Monster: Merman/Ghost/Vampire/Selkie/Phooka/Orc/etc
***ETA: May 30, 2015: (NOTE: In recent months, typing the words "porn", "Erotica", "mature", "adult", or "Erotic" in your description - EVEN IN NON-EROTICA CATEGORIES, will usually send your book to the adult filter dungeon.) ****
For the most part, if I wrote it, stand-alones are going to have bloody ending with the monster eating/killing/whatever the girl or boy captures, thus fallen into Horror. Whereas in serials, a long running Romance develops and eventually turns into a HEA, thus becoming either Fantasy or Paranormal Romance.
And as a reader... I've seen every ending possibly. This really is a genre where you can just write whatever you want for an ending and get away with it: happy, sad, good, bad, or ugly. There's no "typical standard" for the types of endings seen in Monster stories, every author has their own thing they do. So you can go HEA, HFN, dumped and sad, dumped and pregnant, dead and in the monster's belly... there is no right or wrong and the genre is so weird and so new that readers don't have "firm expectations" the way romance readers do for Romance novels. It's kind of a try-anything genre. You could try Zombie Porn even.
Zombie Erotica... hmmm... I've not tried that... *makes note to have my Necromancer build a few Zombies Dwarves and Ghoul Gnomes* (he just killed a Dwarf and a Gnome - now he has something to do with the bodies )
HOT: Bigfoot, Yeti, Dinosaurs, Shifters of all types (esp Dog Demons, Hellhounds, Lions, Jaguars, Cuttlefish, and Birdmen), Faeries, Merman (in every form from hot surfer looking guys to Creature From The Black Lagoon beasts), Selkies, Centaurs, Vampires (true evil monsters, not modern urban Fantasy type - that's Paranormal romance), Cthulhu and other Squidmen or Lovecraftian type Tentacle creatures, Aliens... pretty much any classic mythical creature... .if they are shape-shifters who can take on a human form or if they are humanoid, they attract more readers.
Harder to sell: Orcs, Trolls, Goblins, Minotaurs, Leprechauns, Gnomes, Unicorns, Griffins...the less "human" they are the less readers they attract. But don't let that stop you from writing it, because it does have readers, you'll just have to write other stuff besides if you want to make a living at it.
Extreme alpha male monsters vs extreme submissive female human rape Fantasy DubCon is the reigning pairing of Monster Porn, but be careful, if your titles or keywords or blurb or cover art are gets too risque` Amazon will BAN the book, not dungeon it, but BAN it.
Breeding Erotica is a big seller in Monster Porn, as is Lactation Erotica. A common series layout goes:
- Volume 1: Abduction and Breeding,
- Volume 2: More Breeding,
- Volume 3: More Breeding and Big Pregnancy Boobs,
- Volume 4: Lactation Fetish and more Breeding;
- Volume 4: Even Bigger Preggy Boobs - WOW!;
- Volume 5: Half-breed Babies, and More Breeding, oh My!,
- Volume 6 onwards: cycle repeats itself volume after volume.
In Monster Porn the monsters want boobs and babies, that's the #1 reason they abduct humans.
In the Monster Porn universe, male monsters go boob fetish and their females lack the boobs they want, so they hunt down big breasted super model human girls, or even bigger breasted BBWs (big beautiful women).
M/m gay Monster Porn is HOT - it doesn't sell as well as M/f, but it still sells like hotcakes. M/m Monster Porn sells far better than plain M/m Erotica, so if you want to write m/m stories, write them as Monster Porn and they'll sell better.
Crude sex, sex, sex, sex as is typical of other Porn doesn't sell as well in Monster Porn, as does a detailed plot. There is a lot of crude sex, sex, sex in Monster Porn, yes, BUT, there is a lot of plot and story too - something not typically seen in other types of Porn. In Monster porn the story is what readers want as much as the crude sex, and plot is VERY IMPORTANT to Monster porn, even if the plot is absolute unbelievable B-movie insanity (B-movie insanity is a common plot style in Monster porn, actually). While other types of Erotica can sell with nothing but sex scenes alone, Monster Porn MUST have an engaging plot behind the sex if it is to sell well. So make sure there's plot with your sex, because this is NOT your standard Erotica.
Most regular Erotica is sex beginning to end with no story. Most regular Erotica is under 5k words. Most Monster porn is 13k words or more.
REMEMBER: In spite of it's name, Monster Porn is NOT TRUE porn! It is actually Romantic Horror Erotica or Erotic Horror Romance. The best sellers in Monster Porn are series and serials which have a big over arching story. Each volume than has a stand alone story with a smaller mini-plot. Most of the highly successful Monster porn series/serials have HEA not HFN endings and most feature lots of "sexual tension" scenes throughout the story, with only one single, solitary BIG BANG sex scene near the end. (There is actually far less sex in Monster Porn than many non-readers of it realize - regular human on human Erotica has far more and far more graphic sex in them then most Monster Porn does.)
Top selling Monster Porn series of all time is Virginia Wade's Cum For BigFoot (the serial ran for 16 volumes before Amazon forced her to end the series prematurely) (now banned on Amazon - look for it on Smashwords instead; or look for her drastically edited Amazon version: Moan For BigFoot) She almost single handedly created the genre, read her books to get a feel for how it's written.
Side note: Everybody knows Virgina Wade makes $30,000 PER MONTH on Cum For BigFoot. Right? Nope. That is a complete misquote of an interview with her. While the BigFoot series was her top seller OVERALL across 16 titles in the set, it was her Viking and Pirate Historical Romance NOT her Monster Porn that brought in $30k a month.
There are not enough readers of Monster Porn for it to earn you $30k a month, so don't be sucked in by that myth. A lot of scam artists are putting up very expensive pdfs on the Warrior's Forum, offering to teach you how to make $30k a month on Monster Porn. They are misquoting Virginia Wade's sales. Is was her human/human Historical Romance, NOT her Monster Porn bringing in the $30k a month. Monster Porn only has a few thousand readers. You have to write A LOT of titles to keep making a lot of money with Monster Porn. The big sellers report sales varying from $400 to $12,000 a month, with most months staying in the $2k range. It's not as big a cash cow as the media hyped it up to be. So keep that in mind if you are in it for the money.
A lot of people jumped on the Monster Porn band wagon when they read that Virginia Wade was making $30k a month and than got upset when they were not seeing close to that. Fact was, while she was famous for BigFoot, the $30k quote was in reference to Viking Romance not Monster Porn. This confusion got started when reporters started saying stuff like "Author of Monster Porn make $30k in one month!" A true statement, yes, but not fully accurate - it implies that it was the Monster Porn bringing in the mega income, when in fact all it really said was that an author who wrote Monster Porn (in the past - she had stopped writing it long before the $30k quote) had suddenly earned $30k - it never said HOW she earned the $30k - the way it was worded it could have just as easily meant she won the $30k on a lottery ticket.
Longer Monster Porn (15k to 20k) tends to sell better than shorter (under 10k), but both sell fairly well.
This is another thing to keep in mind: short stories are hard to sell, even in Monster Porn, shorts fall way behind in rankings. Again look at Virginia Wade's books: they were all novellas of AT LEAST 20k words, they were not short stories.
Do an Amazon search of Monster Porn - check the sales ranks - they are all very low. 200,000 to 2,500,000 - yeah, not the big sellers the media is hyping them up as. Usually the shorter the word count, the lower the sales rank because the shorter the word count, the less plot there is. (Remember what I said about the need for a lot of plot and story line?) Authors making money on Monster Porn are doing it by HIGH PRICES and huge QUANTITY and 20k novella titles. Most Monster Porn is double the price of regular Erotica and most Monster Porn authors have HUGE blacklists of 100, 200, even 300 titles PER PEN NAME - and many Monster Porn pen names belong to only a few authors - not uncommon for Monster Porn Authors to have 4 or 5 or more pen names, and also write A LOT of other genres in addition to Monster Porn. There are only a few Monster Porn authors, like Virginia Wade whose title rank high in sales rank.
The need for a lot of plot, a lot of story, a lot of character dialogue, and far fewer sex scenes than is typical of most Erotica, is a common newbie mistake in Monster Porn. Many jump into Monster Porn thinking they can write short plotless stories that are nothing but sex beginning to end, with no plot, and than wonder why they aren't reaching Wade's level of success. READ her BigFoot books before trying to write this genre - you may be surprised at the lower sex content and highly character driven story line and multiple plots going on in her series.
Series, serials, and stand-alones all sell well in Monster Porn, but do keep in mind series and serials outsell stand-alones 10 to 1, so if you write stand alones they do better if they are part of a "matched set".
Monster Porn can command higher prices: for example - $2.99 for 3k words, $3.99 for 10k words, $4.99 for 20k words, $8.99 for novel length - double or triple that for the print editions.
TIP: Don't throw out ANY of your stories.
Save everything.
I had one I was writing a year ago. It was planned to be a 15k Monster Porn. I got about 4k into it and stopped. It was just not working. The idea was good and all, but the way I was writing it, something was wrong and I couldn't place what it was. So I just stuffed it aside and went on to something else.
Last month, I'm working on a totally different series, and I start writing the next volume (planning to be 25k Fantasy) and I start thinking...hmmm, this sounds familiar. Like I wrote it before. Then I remembered the story from last year, and realize why the old story wasn't working. The characters were completely wrong for the plot line, as well as wrong genre. So I dig out the old story, drop it into my new story, change old characters to match the new characters, tweak out the Monster Porn Romance stuff, and it was BOOM! Suddenly the story works.
Turns out there was nothing wrong with the plot idea, I was just trying to stuff it into the wrong genre with the wrong characters, in the wrong series. Now that I've got it in a new genre, with new characters, the story is moving along nicely and is at 27k words (which I will start editing soon as I'm done being sick. Icky sick in bed week.)
This is why I never delete/throw away a story. I may never write it, but I also may go back to and and discover it really wanted to be something completely different than I originally thought it was. I've had several stories born out of the ashes of old stories I started and never finished.
NEWSFLASH: Get it in print!
Monster Porn sells well in print.
Why?
Because a large portion of the fan base are senior citizens - yes you read that correctly: your grandmother reads Monster Porn.
I frequently get mobbed by little old ladies in their 70s and 80s whenever I do book signings for my Monster Porn (I've even got a few fans who are men in their 90s - I know because I meet them and the first thing they told me "I'm 97 years old... ."). Most seniors prefer print to ebooks. Use larger font than normal in your print editions: I use 14pt. It was a common request for Large Print editions of my Monster Porn, because seniors can't see the smaller fonts as easily.
WARNING: Monster Porn is HIGH on Amazon's "Erotica Sweep Radar", more than 70% of all Monster Porn titles get dungeoned or banned, within 3 weeks of their release date.
If you a gonna write Monster Porn you gotta learn the art of flying under Amazon's radar. Important tips on how to do that
Be Careful with your cover art. This is a biggie. Monster Porn got pulled left and right a few months back, but not everyone got hit (I write Monster Porn and my books remained unaffected). Looking at all the books that got banned or dungeoned, the common thread was the cover art being VERY against Amazon's ToS (lots of hand bras and nude girls with long hair to cover boobs, while holding a leaf down below, that sort of thing) or had titles that used explicit words (in the blurbs as well). Yet while hundreds of Monster Porn books vanished off Amazon and hundreds more were dungeoned, there remained as many that were unaffected and had tamer covers (girls in bikinis, girls wearing sundresses, girls in hot pants and Ts, etc) with no explicit words in the titles or blurbs. Girls in their undies get pulled off Amazon when they are on Monster Porn covers. In Monster porn a bikini clad babe is less likely to get banned then the bra and panty clad babe (stuff that doesn't normally get pulled in other Erotica, like a girl in her undies, gets pulled in Monster Porn - Amazon is more strict with Monster Porn than with other Erotica)
I don't think Amazon is targeting Erotica (Monster Porn or other wise) just for the sake of targeting Erotica (as some would have you believe), I think Amazon is simply targeting BOOK COVERS, TITLES, and BLURBS that are too porny to be classified as Erotica. Amazon allows Erotica, not Porn, and the books that Amazon targets are the ones with cover art that crosses the line out of Erotica and into Porn. But because of the word "porn" in the name of the genre, it looks like amazon does look closer at Monster Porn for offenses than it does other types of Erotica, so keep that in mind when designing covers, choosing titles, and writing blurbs.
I think Amazon uses certain keywords to seek out and find the offending cover art, thus why all the Monster Porn got hit in one batch, etc, but I still think Amazon is only using those keywords to scout out TOS violations of cover art and not worrying about the actual content of the text, otherwise they'd pull ALL Monster Porn - which they didn't, far from it in fact. In spite of the hype only a small amount of those books actually got banned/pulled off Amazon and only the ones with the really "extra naughty" ToS violation cover art.
My conclusion is that if you keep your cover art "tasteful" and refrain from using explicit words in your titles and blurbs, you shouldn't have to worry about the dungeon or books being pulled, because in spite of the masses of books hit by Amazon's "Erotica Purge" I've yet to see any with more Romantica looking covers hit by the purge. My thoughts at least, based on which books I've seen pulled and which books I've seen left untouched.
Personally I really don't put anything on the covers of my Monster Porn at all - it's basically just the title and that's it. If you read a lot of Monster Porn, than yeah, you know my pen names because my lack of cover art does stand out against the other Monster Porn books out there.But it is my lack of cover art on my Monster porn that has kept it out of the Dungeon, not Adult Filtered, and not banned.
Remember that Monster Porn by its nature borders into BDSM. It is usually extreme slave/Master abduction Erotica, girls tied up and raped are common, as is sexual torture. Many Monster Porn stories are nothing more than BDSM with a non-human alpha taking over as the Dom.
I point this out because there are currently rumors going around that Amazon is undergoing a BDSM crackdown and Monster Porn authors are on the alert because if BDSM takes a hit that means Monster Porn will be in for another blow.
I've seen a lot of messages/posts/comments the past month by authors claiming Amazon has pulled every BDSM title they had and I've contacted various authors asking for more info (title, cover art, blurb, and keywords) to see if I could determine what it was that was triggering the ban. After comparing the various books and info, I noticed a trend and it seemed that it was not BDSM specifically that was being targeted, but rather certain words in the titles and blurbs, and certain types of cover art.
I came to the conclusion that that Amazon was filtering out anything that could be seen as "rape" or "abuse". Three of the books in question had used the word "forced", specifically phrased like this: "Forced by the ___", a few of them used words such as "kidnapped by strangers" and "taken by force" in the blurbs. Five of the books showed a woman locked in a very small cage (3'x3' ish) laying on the floor of it, covered in bruises, unconscious, with blood on her lips. In every case, the cover showed a woman with her arms/hands/wrists/mouth tied with ropes.
Surprisingly, though every single author CLAIMED their book was BDSM, I found none of the books to be anything even close to BDSM (and this is coming from someone who has lived in a BDSM relationship for 27 years, so I know BDSM very well, and I can tell in an instant if the author is an active member of the BDSM community and/or a BDSM partnership, or is just making things up based on what they read in 50 Shades)
Sadly these authors who were on various forums and blogs complaining that Amazon was banning BDSM because Amazon had banned their books, were not in fact writing BDSM. It was painfully obvious that they had no clue the difference between a DOM/sub or MASTER/slave relationship and abuse. For clarification purposes, I am the slave of a 27 year long MASTER/slave relationship, so I know for a fact, how deeply insanely wrong these particular authors had gotten their facts.
Remember: in BDSM BOTH characters are having fun and enjoying themselves. The moment one character fears the other, it's crossed the line from BDSM to abuse. This hold true for Monster Porn as well. Slaves to the monsters OFTEN have plenty of opportunities to escape the monster and do not take them because they WANT to be with the monster.
The books in question, those BDSM ones, were glorifying a gang of STRANGERS cornering, attacking, kidnapping, and TAKING AGAINST HER WILL by FORCE an 18 year old teenager girl, who was FORCED AGAINST HER WILL to be their slave and live in a cage. Of the 9 books these authors had sent me the information for, 7 of these books had that exact same basic plot. This is a common issue with Monster Porn as well. While your monster should be savage, he should also have feelings for the well being of the slave and NOT be abusing or neglecting her.
The stories were NOT in any way even close to being BDSM on any level, nor were they DubCon (dubious consent), they were in fact outright glorification of kidnapping, gang-raping, beating, and abusing a victim.
This is important for a Monster Porn writer!
There is a vast difference between actual rape and rape Fantasy. While Monster Porn is often seen as being about rape and abuse, in actual fact, you rarely see any real rape or abuse in Monster Porn! Remember what I said earlier about how most Monster Porn has a lot of sexual tension and only one BIG BANG sex scene at the end? This is why. Because it is an abduction story, and you have to give the abducted character time to fall in love with said monster, before they have sex, in order to keep it from being a story about rape. Keep it classy, keep it fun. Fun is what readers want.
You will rarely see the abducted character actually being hurt, abused, or raped in Monster Porn. The theme is more "Seduced by a Savage Beast" than "Raped and Abused". That's important, because your readers are going to know the difference. Even in stories where the girl is kidnapped and bred by every member of the monster's clan, the reader gets inside her head and knows she's enjoying it and can't wait for her half-breed baby.
Quick-side note: half-breed babies is a common theme in Monster Porn. The slave getting rewarded with having a baby is often the high point of these stories. Some of the best sellers in Monster Porn are the "Cinderella" stories, where instead of poor girl getting the prince, infertile girl, gets the baby she always wanted.
There is a large focus in many of the top selling Monster Porn stories on babies and breeding. Not uncommon theme for girl to start the story frustrated at seeing her friends with babies and she doesn't have one too, then end happy ever after with her monster mate and his baby. This is ESPECIALLY common in Dino Porn, human girls having reptilian babies with dinosaur daddies, and Alien Abduction Porn or Tentacle Porn.
It seems, if you were to believe the best sellers in Monster Porn, that all aliens are male and desperately seeking to give human women lots of babies.
Do remember that while Monster Porn is seen as a type of DubCon (dubious consent) Rape Fantasy, that actual rape is extremely rare in Monster Porn stories. The sex is often forced, but at the same time, and a bystander would assume it is rape, but the reader is seeing inside the victim's head and knows they want the sex. You do have to be careful here. The less Erotica the story is, the closer to actual rape the story can be, but if your story is Erotica and contains rape (or hints of rape) Amazon will ban it (no adult filter it), so tread lightly with including rape scenes of rape-like scenes in your Erotica.
The basic formula goes like this:
In the Beginning: Act One: Sad lonely girl, sees her friends with lovers, boyfriends, husbands, and babies, and becomes horribly depressed. Life has been one heartache after another for her. She's depressed and thinking life is Hell and not worth living anymore.
Middle of Act One: More stuff goes wrong. She's very frustrated with her life and wished for something better. In Goblin King stories she'll make the wish out loud calling on the Goblin King to come take her away; in Angel stories she'll pray for help and he'll be the angel who was to deliver her prayer to God; etc. She's crying out for help, and often, somehow the monster hears her.
At the end of the beginning: Major turning point: BOOM! Something happens. She fights with friend and runs out crying or something to that effect.Girl goes somewhere or does something, that results in her being in the right place at the right time to meet the monster. In BigFoot stories, she goes camping, hiking, or takes a walk in the woods; in Alien stories, she's alone at night; in Vampire stories she's walking in a ark alleyway; in Ghost stories she's taking a dare to spend the night in a haunted house; etc. Somehow she ends up in the place the monster hangs out and she's alone, and upset, so not paying attention to her surroundings.
Start of Second Act: Girls is abducted/captured by monster, in whatever manner is appropriate for the monster in question. For example, Bigfoot may grab her and run into the woods; a Harpy, Griffon, or Birdman, may grab her and fly up to his nest at the top of a mountain cliff with her; a Merman will pull her down under the lake/swamp/ocean/etc; Aliens have tractor beams to float her to his ship; Faeries, RedCaps, and Leprechauns pull her through another dimension into the Realm of Fae; Elven wizards hypnotize her and carry her off to his wizard's tower in an enchanted forest; etc. She's fighting, she's scared, and she's absolutely helpless to escape. Either he's bigger and stronger or he's done something magical to paralyze her, etc.
Middle of Second Act: she's in monster's lair, cave, house, ship, nest, tower, forest, den, castle, whatever. She tries to escape. she's terrified and wants to go home, but she's trapped. She feels like a prisoner. There is no way out, no matter what she does. In her attempts to escape, she explores her new surroundings and gets familiar with them. Slowly she starts to find, that, hey this place isn't so bad, I could actually enjoy living here.
End of Act Two: Now that she's calm and relaxed about her surrounding, she starts paying closer attention to the monster and realizes, he's not trying to hurt her. He's just as sad and lonely as she was. He too was looking for someone to love, just like she was. She starts to feel sympathy and pity for the monster and starts taking care of him.
Beginning of Act Three: Something happens and before she knows it, monster is fucking the hell out of her. It's close to being a rape scene, because the sex is pulled on her unexpectedly. Sex was the last thing she expected the monster to be wanting. Alternatively, if you are writing a tamer story, the monster starts fondling and seducing her. Either way, she's mentally struggling here: on one hand she doesn't want to be in a relationship with the monster, but on the other hand she finds him so damned hot and sexy, she just can't stop wanting him to fuck her.
Middle of Act Three: Sex has created tension. She's both excited and embarrassed and not sure if she loves him or is just horny. Lots of inner turmoil going on here as she tries to decide what to do next. Inner monologue time.
End of Act Three: BOOM! Something, big, bad, and scary happens, to force her into action. Monster gets hurt, captured, threatened, etc: Hunters shoot Bigfoot, scientists capture alien and plan to direct him, slayer is about the stake vampire, etc. Monster's life is now in danger, someone has come to her rescue, she is free to leave. She can go home at last. Her first instinct is to get out of there and run for home. She runs for her life while her rescuer battles the monster.
Beginning of Final Act, Act four: She may or may not have left. If she got home, she immediately regrets leaving and heads back. If she tries to run and doesn't get very far, it's because she looked back and saw Monster pleading for her help. For whatever reason, she suddenly realizes that she is in love with the monster and can't leave him to the fate of the big bad meanie. Girl goes back to rescue the monster (In longer novellas or novels, this could result in an additional Three Acts of story, where she has to go through a lot of roadblocks to get back to her monster and rescue him.) Big, bad is somehow defeated.
Middle of Act Four: Girl and monster are together again. Now it's time for non-reluctant sex. Put that scene in here.
End of Story: Story closes with girl looking back on life, and realizing all the heartache of before, was just the steps she had to take to find the true joy and happiness of having someone who loves her. Had the bad things not happened in her life, she never would have found her monster lover. If this is a stand alone, it'll end with her discovering she's pregnant and planning on living happily ever after with her new monster huby. If it is a serial, it'll hint to the fact there is more to come with some sort of cliffhanger.
Sales wise I'm writing in a little teeny small niche, inside of short story writing which is in itself a small niche. So, I'm probably not the best person to look to for sales info, because I don't fall neatly into something the general reader is going to buy and read.
If you want to make a million dollars by writing for kindle, a big thing you have to factor in is genre. Genre is the reason I am NOT making millions on Kindle. The top money making genres are:
- Contemporary Romance
- Action/Thriller
- Murder Mystery: Cozy
Genres that are hit or miss and may or may not become big sellers include:
- Erotic Romance
- Erotica
- BDSM
- Fantasy
- Science Fiction
- YA (Young adult)
- Novella serial pulp fiction
- Murder Mystery: Hard Boiled
- Paranormal Romance
- Historical Romance
- Regency Romance
- Monster Erotica
Genres to avoid if you dream of being a millionaire are:
- Horror
- Dark Fantasy
- Bizarro
- Short Stories
- Poetry
- Middle Grade Fiction
- Gay Literature
- Yaoi
- Lesbian Literature
- Yuri
- FemDom
- Westerns
- Monster Porn
Number one rule to making a million dollars with writing: write Romance, the steamier the better, get it as close to Erotica as possible. Why? Because 40% of all genre fiction sales are high heat level Romance novels. Note, I said novels, not novellas or short stories.
Why am I not a millionaire?
Simple. I don't write any of the top selling genres.
I write what is known as “Absurdist Fiction” also known as “Theatre of the Absurd”, and sometimes called “Strange Tales”, “Weird Fiction”, or simply “Bizzaro”.
And A LOT of readers have no clue what that is and when they read one of my stories for the first time they go: “What the hell? Seriously. What the hell did I just read? I'm confused, was there supposed to be a point to this?"
I'll be like.
Uhm... no.
It's Bizarro, it doesn't even have a plot, let alone a point! LOL!
Absurdist fiction rose up in the 1950s. It is based off taking Gothic Horror and combining it with Classic Science Fiction. Bela Lugosi's “vampires from outer space” movies made in his later years are typically thought of as the first Absurdist stories told. Bela Lugosi’s Plan 9 From Outer Space aka Grave Robbers from Outer Space is considered to be the standard by which all Absurdist Fiction is based. (thus why all the my stories include alien vampires from outer space! LOL! I'm insanely in love with Bela Lugosi's vampires from space movies.) If you are unfamiliar with this story, it is basically Humans of the future are destroying themselves with a nuclear war which threatens to wipe out the entire universe, so Vampires from outer space lead by Dracula/Bela Lugosi (who is an alien), invade Earth to save the universe and destroy the human race by turning them into Zombies. It has been awarded “The Worst Movie Of All Time” and “The Golden Turkey” awards for being the most ridiculous B-Movie ever filmed. Absurdist fiction is rated, based on how much it compares with the ridiculousness of this movie, which was the inspiration for the entire genre.
What is Absurdist Fiction? It is a blend of Horror, Science Fiction, Satire, Dark Humor, Nonsense, and Purposelessness combined as a way to observe character reactions to being placed in absurd, irrational, and fantastical situations not likely to occur in real life. Absurdist Fiction is characterized by it’s complete and total lack of plot structure
A prime example of Absurdism is The Twighlight Zone, where things happen for no reason and Humans are forced to deal with it, but the story ends without issues being resolved or problems being solved and viewers are left to wonder what the hell just happened?
Yes, I know I'm writing in a very small niche. Yes, I know this style writing is a niche so small that I can count every author in the genre on one hand. Yes, I know there is no demand for what I write. I know my work does not get mainstream attention and that the general public will look at it and go "What the hell?"
Yes, I know all this... but you know what? I don't care. I'm not trying to be a best seller. I'm not trying to be a household name. I'm not trying to become rich. I absolutely love 1950s tongue in cheek, mad capped, non-scientifically plausible, junk food pulp science fiction. I love the overblown, pumped up, super illogical 1980s Saturday morning cartoons. I’m addicted to Vincent price, Bela Lugosi, Liberace, Godzilla, Star Trek (OTS), Dr. Who, and all those weird B-Movies with giant bugs from Mars, 50-foot cave girls, killer shrews, and most especially the vampires from outer space. These are my influences. The things which inspire me to write.
I love pulp fiction and serials. It's just my thing that I enjoy. I think it's always funny when people say serials have to have cliffhangers and say they don't write serials because they can't write cliffhangers. Most people claim silent serials created cliffhangers, too, and that's not true either. Most people seem to not realize that the silent movie serials that supposedly invented the cliffhangers, didn't even use them! Cliffhangers didn't even show up until serial movies in the 40s and 50s.) Most folks do seem to think "silent" when they think serial. The term "cliffhanger" was first used in 1939. It comes from Zorro's Fighting Legion. Nearly every episode in the series ended with Zorro hanging off a cliff about to fall to his doom. It was the first serial to use this and it was also one of the last of the "classic serials" to be filmed. AND it wasn't silent either. This is what lead to the rise of "cliffhangers" in the 1940s.
I love serials, with or without cliffhangers. They can be good both ways. The thing I don't like, however is when an author claims they are writing a serial and it ends after 3 or 5 stories, and it was obviously just a novel they cut up. That annoys me. Serials traditionally have 10, 12, or more chapters/ episodes. And if you go the to Library of Congress website (who regulates the proper use of serials, which MUST be registered as a serial with them and they assign it a serial number) they claim it's not a serial if it doesn't have at least one monthly release for a minimum of 3 years. That means if it has fewer then 36 volumes, it's not a serial, and can not qualify to be sold as a serial, because you can't sell serials without a serial number (similar to an ISBN) being put on it.
But back to cliffhangers. I find that too many authors are thinking that cliffhangers have to be bold and dramatic, when if they were to look at the classic cliffhangers of old pulp fiction, they were not dramatic at all. Not usually. For example, the villain would be defeated, the orphans found good homes with sweet loving families, the stolen bank money returned to its rightful owner, rewards given for the villain's capture, and as the hero kicked back to relax, a farm hand would run in and say the cattle had escaped, one of the orphans would mention that he had a friend who had disappeared during an Indian raid, or a letter would arrive from a long lost uncle or a train would pull up at the station and some new villain would step out. These are "happy for now" endings that do not create urgency but hinted that another adventure might be coming next week.
This is how serials like Roy Rogers, Gene Autry, and Lone Ranger lasted and lasted and lasted... they just went on and on, but they never really continued, each one ended, so the serial could have been canceled at any point and not have to explain itself. It's also how comic books like Superman and BatMan stuck around so long. (They did not start continuing until the 1970s). And it was the reason shows like I Love Lucy, Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie, The Twilight Zone, and X-Files gained their fame and kept on going for a decade or more each. Each was a series, but you didn't have to watch each episode, like a Soap Opera, because each story could stand on it's own 2 feet without being connected to any other. This is why book series like Nancy Drew, Hardy Boy, Bailey School Kids, and Choose your Own Adventures became such big hits: you could read any story in the set, in any order.
Personally I prefer this type of serial, both to read and to write. I don't like having to chase down each issue/ chapter/ episode. If I am REQUIRED to read 1, 2, 3, 4, etc in order, I am less likely to start reading the series. Sure once I start reading, if I like it, I'll read them all, but you got to hook me enough to get my started if I can't just read each story on it's own in any order.
That's actually an issue for some readers who'll ask me "So what order do I read this in?" And I'll go "I don't know, I didn't write them in order, and they don't continue. They are just the continuing adventures of the characters."
But then I don't stick with any one genre either.
I'm the odd one out. I always am. I sail in the better safe than sorry boat along side of the keep'em guessing boat.
Often, my covers, my titles, my series titles, my sub-titles, even my blurbs, don't even sneak a hint to what genre they are.
Of course I get way fewer sales than most folks around most writing forums report on their more smexy covers and titles (which is why I have so many titles on Amazon: 170+ across all pen names).
I do often wonder about the incomes you see authors boasting of on places like KBoards Writer's Cafe. There is one author there who claim he earns $300k a month writing Erotica (funny, that's the same claim made in one of those scam books on Amazon) and yet, in reviewing Amazon's own tax release records, there is no Erotica author making $300k a year, let alone a month. In fact, they only have ONE Erotica author listed with an income EVEN CLOSE to that, and that's Virginia Wade, who Amazon reports earns just under $300k a year.
Several Kboards Erotica authors here, frequently, daily, brag of $14k a week or $140k a month, and yet, not one of them is on Amazon's tax record list.
So, there seems to be a lots of lying going on over at Kboards where these Erotica authors are doing a lot of "Look at me! Look at how much money I make!"
But, like I said, it's really easy to cross reference their pen names to Amazon's IRS tax public records release which lists on it authors and incomes. No one published on Kindle is making $140k a month, at least not according to Amazon, and you'd think they would know, seeing how they are the ones paying said authors.
I do not understand the point. Why are these authors running all over this forum yping up how much money they make, when it's easy to prove they are not making anything even close to what they are claiming?
It baffles me.
I can only assume they are doing it as some marketing ploy, to get people to buy their books under the false impression that so many others have bought it they should too?
I don't know.
Seems like ever since D.D. started that "I make $14k a Week Selling Erotica Shorts" thread, that the environment here has slowly devolved into a competition of who can impress who most with the highest income.
The numbers they are quoting are getting ludicrously higher and higher with each new post.
Their screenshots of their earnings are so obviously Photoshopped, it's sad they think we can't tell. You now, we who make book covers for a living and so can tell shoddy Photoshop work a mile away.
Do they really think they are fooling anyone?
It's so easy to look up Amazons public release of their ta records. All the authors' names are right there, their income right beside their names.
It's sad to see so many hundreds of them showing up of late. Don't know why Kboards is so suddenly flooded with them. And all of them claiming to write Erotica, yet, none of them have anything but PLR scamletes on weightloss and power of posative thing.
Weird.
But, that's getting off topic. Where were we?
Oh, yes. Book covers.
Making book covers and not getting sent to the Adult Dungeon for it.
Here, here's why the books I write don't get dungeoned for cover art...
For example the covers that are seen here:
A painting of a unicorn; long, long, long title that in no way says Erotica, no sub-title at all, and the series title is the main character's name. It's gay Monster Porn (my Unicorn Porn series).
Not sure why I do it (I don't plan it that way, it just happens) but the longer the word count of a story, the less likely it is to have smexy covers and longer/ tamer titles.
My short 5k to 12k Monster Porn has clearly Erotica titles (Captured By Yeti, Taken By Tentacles, Bred By the Sun God, Cuckolded By Bigfoot, etc, etc, etc) and the covers usually feature a girl in a bikini or bra & panties.
While my Monster Porn novellas (20k to 30k) have titles like: The Night of the Screaming Unicorn, The Evocation of the Thirteen Wraiths of Torture,The Obsidian Idol of The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain, etc, etc, etc, while showing pictures of unicorns, pirate ships, and wizard's towers, and are not listed in either Erotica or Romance categories, but in the Dark Fantasy and Epic Fantasy categories instead.
I write very genre-based Monster Porn, so I tend to follow the trends of the genre rather than the sexiness. Thus why the D&D style wizard questing Fantasy Unicorn Porn, receives Fantasy titles and covers. Likewise my Sci-Fi Erotica and Erotic Romance Sci-Fi have Sci-Fi titles and covers, while my Erotic Horror has Horror titles and covers and my Steampunks have Steampunk titles and covers and my Westerns has Western/ Cowboy titles and covers.
I actually rarely put my titles in Erotica or Romance>Erotica. Almost all of my Monster Porn titles are in Fantasy, Science Fiction, or Horror. But I don't write standard contemporary human on human Erotica, my stories have big plots with their small sex, and character's emotions and reactions to sex play a bigger roll to the story then the sex itself. It's very clearly not Erotica. I do not write stories that just jump into bed on page one and end when the sex does. The point of the story is never to get the characters having sex. Sex just happens along the way. Other stuff happens before the sex starts and more stuff happens after the sex is over.
I don't feel that any of my stories truly qualify to be placed in the Erotica category, due to their not being just non-stop sex beginning to end. That combined with the genre heavy plots and genre heavy settings, is why I describe my work as "Horror", "Fantasy", or "Sci-Fi", instead of calling it either "Erotica" or "Erotic Romance".
That said I do have to be careful, because my stuff is often seen by readers as "too erotic" to be listed in Horror, Fantasy, or Sci-Fi, so I have to put warnings in the blurb stating that "This story contains graphic sex scenes and is intended for mature readers 18 or older only."
On the other hand, were I to put these same stories in Erotica, they'd end up with complaints to having "too much plot" to be Erotica.
I discovered I get fewer complaints of "too much sex in my Horror/ Fantasy/ Sci-Fi" then I do "too much Horror/ Fantasy/ Sci-Fi in my sex", so my stuff does better review-wise when I don't put it in Erotica.
*shrug*
But yeah, so that's why you see me NOT using Erotica specific cover art and NOT using erotic sounding titles, but instead matching my titles and covers to the genres (Horror, Sci-Fi, Fantasy) because there just isn't enough sex to make the books Erotica.
So, outside of my Monster porn with it's Captured/ Taken/ Bred/ Cuckolded titles and bikini babe covers, you'd never know the rest of my Erotica and ERoms were erotic, if you didn't read the blurb and see the mature content warning, because nothing about the covers or titles really says "Erotica" to the readers (or to Amazon).
I wouldn't be able to do this if I was writing more standard contemporary, every day setting human on human sex. Elf on Unicorn sex in the castle ruined between a battle with Orcs can go in Fantasy. Ghost on Human sex in a haunted house, while a serial killer is on the lose can go in Horror. Squid-headed tentacle men from Neptune on abducted human can go in Sci-Fi. Genre readers don't mind sex in their genre, but I can't say the same thing for Erotica readers who don't like genres in their sex.
I think in the end it's all about target audience. Standard Erotica readers are not my target audience. Fantasy, Horror, and Sci-Fi readers who want sex on the side, are my target audience. Erotica readers want the smexy covers and smexy titles. Fantasy readers want swords and wizards on their covers and long Gary Gygax style magical titles. Know your target reader and give them what they want. Readers who want sex with wizards, look for them in Fantasy not Erotica. I go where my readers are and match my covers and titles to my reader's expectations.
The short of it is I'm a Dungeon Master who rewrites my campaigns into quasi-Erotic tales. I cater to RPG gamer geeks not every day Romance and Erotica readers. So I tailor my books, titles, and covers to the audience my books are meant for.
[quote author=NAME REMOVED FOR BOOK PUBLICATION EDITION]Are your shorts just eBooks do you do print? Do you make any print books for shorts?[/quote]
Novels seem to go:
- Introduce the main character.
- Things are good!
- Introduce the villain.
- Things are bad.
- Introduce the hot guy MC will fall in love with.
- Time for info dump and scenery angst.
- Things are good again!
- Introduce lots of minor characters who could easily be removed and not change the story.
- Angst, angst, angst.
- Look at all that scenery.
- Things are not so good today.
- Things are better.
- Nope, things are worse.
- Wait... much worse.
- Yippie! Things are great again.
- Wait, did the villain just run by? I don't know. Let's describe the scenery for a few more pages first.
- Things a very bad.
- MC and hot guy meet.
- Things are better than ever.
- Bad guy throws a monkey wrench in the mix.
- Things are bad.
- Thing are badder.
- Things are very bad.
- Things a very, very, bad.
- Let's angst over the scenery some more.
- Things are good, but I'm worried bad things are coming.
- OMG! How did I not see that coming? Things are terrible!
- Things are worst!
- Angst.
- Scenery.
- Angst.
- Scenery.
- Oh wait... forget we were supposed to be telling a story about a character... who were they again?
- Oh look more scenery.
- It can't possible get worse!
- OMG! It did!
- BOOM! Something big happened.
- Everything is all better now.
- Let's tie up loose ends.
- Happy ever after.
- Drift off into sunset.
- The End
I find it difficult to read novels because most could easily delete two or three hundred pages of scenery descriptions and suffer no ill effects.
Novellas kind of go:
- Things are bad.
- Things a very bad.
- Things a very, very, bad.
- Things are terrible!
- Things are worst!
- It can't possible get worse!
- OMG! It did!
- BOOM!
- Something big happened.
- The End
Novellas may or may not introduce the character, the character may or may not have a side kick, there may or may not be a bad guy, the character likely is already in deep doo-doo at the start of the story, so no good times rolling along.
In a novel the reader starts out with the character BEFORE the crisis occurred, sees the crisis occur, watching the character go through the whole denial, I don't want to be a hero, oh well I guess I better act, OMG now I have to act....whereas the novella starts off running with the character already passed the build up and running full force into the meat of the plot.
In the novel the reader sees all sides of the event, the build up leading to it, the event itself, and then the down time after it.
In the novella the event itself is the focus, so there is not lead up to it and no down time after. No riding off into the sunset, etc.
Novels commonly have happy endings. Novellas may or may not have happy endings and often leave the reader with a Twilight Zone ending of "What the hell? Was that the end? But..." Lack of a "true ending" is a common complaint you see reviewers writing on many novellas, but that's because those reviewers are used to reading novels and don't realize that novellas don't have the same structure as novels."
Oh...Twilight Zone episodes, btw, were all based off of novellas that were written in pulp fiction magazines during the 1930s to 1950s, many of them came from Weird Tales (a popular magazine at the time). Likewise Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Thriller, Tales From the Dark Side, and Tales From the Crypt, were all based off various novellas written between the 1930s - 1960s. Watching those TV shows is a good way to get a feel for how classic novellas and pulps were written, because most of those TV show episodes are word for word the same as the original novellas (I know because I hunted them all down to read them and compare them to each episode).
Also the novel focuses more on little details, and lots of senses, lots of emotions, lots of action, lots of characters, lots of narration, lots of details filling up a great big picture, whereas the novella focuses more on just one quick slice of the picture and puts a very narrow focus on the deep inner emotions of just the one character in the heat of the story.
Think of a novel as you standing in the museum looking at all the paintings in the room, whereas the novellas is you with a magnifying glass looking just at one tiny detail of just one painting.
A novel is to a novella as the Hubble telescope is to a macro-zoom lens.
This is why novels often do better as stand-alones or short run series, whereas novellas often do better as a long running series or a serial. The novel focuses on everything all at once, while the novella just looks at one part of a single character's life.
Or at least that's what I've seen as an avid reader of novellas.
I've always been naturally attracted to short stories, both as a reader and a writer. Never had much interest in reading novels, I enjoy them when I do read them, but I enjoy shorts, much, much more.
I remember, early on in my writing career, I was writing shorts and novellas and trying to get them published, and I'd have one editor after another telling me the same thing: "Real writers, write novels, no one will take you seriously if you write short stories, you have to write novels, blah, blah, blah"
Well, as a teenager just starting out, the last thing you want to hear is that you should give up on your dreams because your dreams aren't good enough, but that's what I was getting up one side and down the other. I ended up wasting a large amount of years trying to write to the 120k word count requirements of the big house publishers and self-pubbing shorts on the side.
I was about 30, 31 when I finally got a novel published and the feedback I got from my fans was an eye opener: they HATED it. (It was an eye opener to discover I had fans too) I got bombarded with emails (not 1 or 2, not dozens, but hundreds of them) from fans wanting to know why I stopped writing short stories, why I switched to novels?
I'd been selling shorts to magazines and self-pubbing little chapbooks and writing for fanzines and fanfic sites and posting on blogs, and over the space of 20+ years I ended up with quite a large and devoted following to my short stories and I never realized it. The whole time I was ignoring my fans and taking advice from big-house editors and trying to focus on novels, when I should have been following my heart from the start and focusing on short stories. But I thought the big house editors knew what they were talking about, so for years I hung on to their advice.
It took finally publishing a novel, for me to realize that their advice wasn't a good fit for me. It took me years to write one novel, while I was putting out dozens of short stories a year. Novel writing was a drudgery that made me dislike writing, while shorts were a joy that made me obsessively write daily.
But than it was my fans who really just laid it out for me, when they pointed out point blank that I really suck at writing novels, and the reason was because my novel lacked the same bursts of exuberance seen in my shorts. There was a drudgery to reading the novel, caused by the drudgery I felt at being forced to write a long novel because some editor said I had too, while my shorts bubbled with a vibrant, flowing joy that was a result of the joy I felt while writing. My emotions really showed through in my written words and readers could tell what it was I liked to write, based on the tone and voice used in the stories.
Today, I go where my heart tells me to go, writing what makes me feel happy to write, and my work has greatly improved as a result of it. I spent way too much time in the early part of my career listening to advice that really wasn't suited to my personal career path.
I always tell myself:
Just because something works for a fellow writer in the same genre (or different genre) doesn't mean it will work for me.
I live by these words. ^^^
I've seen it happen again and again, where things that work wonders for other don't do a thing for me, and things that other folks said to avoid because they don't work, have been huge successes for me. That's why I read about everyone's results, but then still test it out for myself to see which way the ball rolls for me.
Don't look at what someone else writes and think it's what you HAVE to write. Just write what YOU want to write. That's all that really matters.
Be true to yourself. If you are good at one thing, don't try to force yourself to write something else. I did that for way to many years.
If you are good at 5k stories, than write 5k stories. Get better at. Get great at it. Get it out there and find readers who want 5k stories. Find out what readers of 5k stories want. Write it. Gain a following, cater to that following, because the only opinion that really matters, is not the publishers or other authors, but that of the readers.
Write what you enjoy. Enjoy what you write. Never feel ashamed of it no matter how long or short it may be.
Serials are not like writing a novel. You can't write chapters of a single story and just toss them out there. Novels released a chapter at a time will get worse reviews then serials do.
Serials are closer to writing a multi-act stage play in short story format. Which is a whole different dog then writing novels.
Think of a serial as a TV show. That's the only way to go and avoid the worst of the neg reviews. Watch: Star Trek, X-Files, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Big Bang Theory, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, The Brady Bunch, Days of Our Lives, ER, Adam 12, Columbo, Murder She Wrote, DarkWing Duck, The Smurfs, Scooby Doo, King of Queens, Young and The Restless, or any other weekly TV show...
...write as if you were writing weekly episodes for you favorite TV show. Each book should tell a whole and complete story with a beginning, a middle, and an end. But the entire set as a whole tells the big continuing story of whatever.
Consistency is important!
In order words develop a beat sheet, set up a formula, and follow it in every episode. There are a lot of beat sheets and writing formulas out there. Google is your friend here. There was however one written SPECIFICALLY for serial pulp fiction: The Lester Dent Formula. It was designed in the 1920s/1930s and has been used by serial writers for decades.
Many of the most successful serial writers (myself included) use the Lester Dent Formula: http://www.paper-dragon.com/1939/dent.html
The original is formatted for a 6k short story, however, I have created charts for other word counts.
What I do is, I took that formula and I striped it of it's "instructions" than took just the bare skeleton of it to use as the "outline" skeleton on which I build my story.
Once I had the outline I than created a set of new formulas, one for each word count I normal use: a 2k, 3k, 5k, 7.5k, 10k, 13k, 15k, 20k, 30k, and 36k stories.
Here is my altered version of it that I made for my 13k to 15k short novellas/novelettes:
The Lester Dent Pulp Paper Master Fiction Plot - 13,000 to 15,000 word story
Divide the 13,000 to 15,000 word yarn into four 3,250 to 3,750 word parts.
In each 3,250 to 3,750 word part, put the following:
FIRST 3,250 to 3,750 WORDS
- 1--First line, or as near thereto as possible, introduce the hero and swat him with a fistful of trouble. Hint at a mystery, a menace or a problem to be solved--something the hero has to cope with.
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
- 2--The hero pitches in to cope with his fistful of trouble. (He tries to fathom the mystery, defeat the menace, or solve the problem.)
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
- 3--Introduce ALL the other characters as soon as possible. Bring them on in action.
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
- 4--Hero's endeavours land him in an actual physical conflict near the end of the first 3,250 to 3,750 words.
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
- 5--Near the end of first 3,250 to 3,750 words, there is a complete surprise twist in the plot development.
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
SECOND 3,250 to 3,750 WORDS
- 1--Shovel more grief onto the hero.
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
- 2--Hero, being heroic, struggles, and his struggles lead up to:
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
- 3--Another physical conflict.
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
- 4--A surprising plot twist to end the 3,250 to 3,750 words.
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
THIRD 3,250 to 3,750 WORDS
- 1--Shovel the grief onto the hero.
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
- 2--Hero makes some headway, and corners the villain or somebody in:
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
- 3--A physical conflict.
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
- 4--A surprising plot twist, in which the hero preferably gets it in the neck bad, to end the 3,250 to 3,750 words.
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
FOURTH 3,250 to 3,750 WORDS[
- 1--Shovel the difficulties more thickly upon the hero.
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
- 2--Get the hero almost buried in his troubles. (Figuratively, the villain has him prisoner and has him framed for a murder rap; the girl is presumably dead, everything is lost, and the DIFFERENT murder method is about to dispose of the suffering protagonist.)
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
- 3--The hero extricates himself using HIS OWN SKILL, training or brawn.
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
- 4--The mysteries remaining--one big one held over to this point will help grip interest--are cleared up in course of final conflict as hero takes the situation in hand.
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
- 5--Final twist, a big surprise, (This can be the villain turning out to be the unexpected person, having the "Treasure" be a dud, etc.)
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
- 6--The snapper, the punch line to end it.
- Do this in under 200 words
Grand Total 13,000 to 15,000 words.
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If you want to do a 20k novella change the numbers like so:
- 3,250 to 3,750 WORDS = 5,000 WORDS
- Do this in 650 to 750 words = Do this in 1,000 words
- (3 handwritten pages) = (4 handwritten pages)
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If you want to do a 30k novella change the numbers like so:
- 3,250 to 3,750 WORDS = 7,500 WORDS
- Do this in 650 to 750 words = Do this in 1,500 words
- (3 handwritten pages) = (6 handwritten pages)
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You can alter this to match any word count you want no matter how long or short.
He designed this to be used for Action, Suspense, Horror, Westerns, and Murder Mysteries, but you can alter it for any genre. To turn it into Romance/Erotica, just change the trouble points to sexual tension points, plot twist points can be changed to sex scenes, etc.
I use it for Horror, Science Fiction, Romance, Adventure, SteamPunk, Space Opera, Fantasy, Erotica, and others, nearly 30 genres and sub-genres in all. I've never found a genre I couldn't use this for.
Novellas work best if you limit them to 3 characters: The hero, the heroine/side kick/victim/love interest, and the villain. 4 characters can work, 5 at the most. I find they are best with only 2 or 3 characters.
How I use it is like this:
I take the skeleton/outline, copy it, and paste it into my new file/document/word processor page. Next I follow the instructions for each scene and write as instructed. In other words, where it says:
FIRST 3,250 to 3,750 WORDS
- 1--First line, or as near thereto as possible, introduce the hero and swat him with a fistful of trouble. Hint at a mystery, a menace or a problem to be solved--something the hero has to cope with.
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
I change it to:
ACT ONE: 3,250 to 3,750 WORDS
Scene 1
And here I type the first 650 words of the story, detailing as instructed: "First line, or as near thereto as possible, introduce the hero and swat him with a fistful of trouble. Hint at a mystery, a menace or a problem to be solved--something the hero has to cope with." When I reach about 650 words (could be short as 500 or as much as 800) I end the scene and move of to:
- 2--The hero pitches in to cope with his fistful of trouble. (He tries to fathom the mystery, defeat the menace, or solve the problem.)
- Do this in 650 to 750 words
- (3 handwritten pages)
I change it to:
Scene 2
And here I type the next 650 words of the story, detailing as instructed: "The hero pitches in to cope with his fistful of trouble. (He tries to fathom the mystery, defeat the menace, or solve the problem.)"When I reach about 650 words (could be short as 500 or as much as 800) I end the scene and move of to the third section, and so on and so forth until I reach the end of the skeleton/outline, at which point I have reached the end of the story and stuck with 13k to 15k words.
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This is the primary secret to my being able to consistently put out a new story of about 13k words each and every week. Using a beat sheet like this allows me to streamline my production time.
The best thing is, with only minor tweaks, this formula works for EVERY genre, and ANY word count from flash fiction to epic novels.
My stories are also VERY character driven, low on plot, high on dialogue (as in 70% dialogue). Usually there is just one thing going on; like the one I just published last week:
The main character was caught in a thunder storm and sought shelter in an inn, but he kept getting the feeling something was wrong, so he tried to leave and suddenly the whole town vanished and he realized he'd walked into a glamor/illusion trap set by an evil flesh eating-Faerie. The entire story takes place in the space of about 12 hours and is largely a verbal battle of wits as he tries to talk the Fae out of eating him long enough to escape the Faerie's trap. The whole point of the plot is for the MC to try to outwit the Fae. There is absolutely no other plot point to the story. [i](It's a volume from a 130 episode Gay Sword & Sorcery Black Comedy Bizarro serial, is a 32k novella and sold 114 copies first day of it's release, in case you was wonder what the sales are like for this serial in particular).[/i]
This is part of a long running series, about the MC who is traveling across the world, and each story is a random encounter he has with various Fantasy creatures. Each story takes place in the space only a few hours, rarely more than a day passes in each story, and rarely are there ever more than 5 character, usually there are 3 characters. There's never much action (I'm not an action kind of writer) and most of the stories focus on emotional and feelings and thus characters do a LOT of talking/dialogue.
There is almost no descriptions, very little narration, and not much action (though there are big sex scenes, that are almost Erotica). Most readers say my style is "slower" and more "literary" than other writers, but this slow literary style with lots of dialogue and character driven emotional works very well for the short 5k to 30k stories/novelettes/novellas I write.
My primary genres are Bizarro (in Sci-Fi, Horror, and Fantasy), Weird Horror, Erotic Horror, and Monster Porn, with about 2/3s of it featuring predominantly gay and often tranny characters. Along the sides I have a few Westerns, Romance, and other assorted 1-shots of various sub-genres I did "just to try".
Two things to note in this is that regardless of genre, the writing style always falls under "Literary" (Literary Bizarro, Literary Erotica, Literary Horror, etc) and nothing to date has been longer then 36k words with the bulk of it being in the 5k to 15k range. So mostly short stories and mostly in small-niche genres that never sell much to begin with. I am currently focusing on longer works then I did in the past because longer works sell better then shorter works. So my older works tend to be mostly 5k to 15k, while my newer works are mostly 15k to 30k. I have more shorter titles simple because I've been writing for 38 years and only just switched to longer works in 2013.
Oh and by "Literary" I mean, it's really wordy (just like my forum posts - EXACTLY like my forum posts in fact). And there is ALMOST NO PLOT in any story I write. Every story is purely character driven, with the stories being 75% to 100% dialogue. (Yes 100% dialogue does mean, total 100% first person monologue with no descriptions or tags AT ALL). You are rarely going to see descriptions in anything I write, and in most cases, name/said/dialogue tags are only added in as an after thought in a 2nd edition if reader reviews complained it was too confusing without them. I write in the exact same style as Ernest Hemingway "Hills Like white Elephants" a story about 2 characters sitting in a bar talking, the entire story taking place in the space of 15 minutes doing nothing but following their conversation. Only difference is in my books the characters are Elves and Faeries yapping in taverns instead of humans yapping in bars, otherwise no difference. It ends up reading very much like a "slice of life vignette" where you are looking into just a few minutes of a single day of a characters life, and reading their inner thoughts and emotions, rather then following any actual plot.THAT is what I mean, when I say my stories are "Literary".
[i](I explain because there are many views on what is and is not Literary and 99% of my readers/reviews describe my books as "Literary" and point specifically to "Hills Like White Elephants". I actually had never read the story until I had had several reviews telling me my work was like it, so I went to read it to find out what it was and, yep, they are right. My stories ARE just like "Hills Like White Elephants". It was uncanny!)[/i]
Also there is notable difference in my prices from other authors' prices, in that I tend to price QUITE A BIT higher then others, and I can do that because of the m/m and m/m2f primary main characters/couples. If you were to take the same genres I write and put m/f or f/f couples in them, you'd see vastly lower prices.
So, basically I'm writing in an uncommon style, in a very short word count, in a tiny niche bizarre genre, with non-mainstream (gay, usually transvestite, often drag queen) characters. So keep that in mind when considering any advice I say, because the stuff that works for me was designed/tailored very specifically to the genres/style I write and may or may not work in other genres. And always remember my advice is not so much actual advice but rather - me simply telling you what I've tried that worked for me personally and it may not work for you!
I guess my writing style being more slow and laid back, works good for the shorter tales I write. I imagine my slow style wouldn't work too well in novels, I'd probably put the readers to sleep! LOL! :P
Also...I am NOT afraid to write anything. If a reader requests you to write a g-string teddy bear end of the world apocalypse story staring a drag queen main character (which happened to me two weeks ago) I WRITE THE FREAKING THING!
I've been on fanfic .net for years. I don't remember when I joined, it was like maybe 1997? I gained a lot of my fans that way. And I got in the habit of taking requests. Someone would say: [i]"Hey, I like that Sesshomaru story you wrote. I loved that DarkWing Duck story too. And that Prof Snape one, loved it! You don't think you could write a cross over story with all 3 of them at once could you?" [/i] I was like...hmmm SessyxDrakexSnape fanfiction, I wonder what that's be like? And then I'd write it. Reply back "Hey, you remember that SessyxDrakexSnape fanfic you requested - here it is! Enjoy!"
A lot of my fans started going to Seventh Sanctum Http://www.seventhsanctum.com and Chaotic Shiny http://www.chaotic shiny.com, finding the craziest random generator results they could find, and then send them to me with "Can you write this character, with this plot, and this challenge, and throw in InuYasha and Koga?" I'd look at what they sent me and went...uhm...okay...that's weird. A few days later, I was... "Well, here it is, I don't want it is, but I wrote it for you anyways! Enjoy!"
That's how I eded up creating The Bizarro Story Plot Generator: nhttps://www.eelkat.com/RandomGeneratorsWritingPromptsBizarro.html (yes, I am a geek who knows how to write java code!) which gives me stuff like this:
- [quote]Write for at least 750 words about a sickly monster, a bejeweled vampire, a violin, a good looking tapestry of a witch, a tiger, a faerie trap in which there is no escape, and a lilac bush.
- Write for at least 350 words about a glorious kelpie, a zebra striped thief, a wooden box, a winter banker, a jasper mask, a brain sucking elf who holds a dark secret, and a shape shifting trickster.
- Write for at least 350 words about a sweet hobgoblin, a sour wizard, a happy thought, a spring cleaning preacher, a flapper, a knife, and a wounded enemy.
- Write for at least 250 words about a foul bigfoot, a glow in the dark kelpie, a strawberry, a blood sucking dancing dodos, a birthday party, a knife, and a leg that is broken.
- Write for at least 350 words about a foul fluffy dog faerie, a exotic flesh warper, a map with a mind of its own, a song writing kobold, a vulture, a tattoo in the wrong place, and a feather bed.
- Write for at least 250 words about a sweet mermaid, a kaleidoscopic bridge troll, a dead tree, a river dwelling slave, a serial killing innocent, a cursed necklace, and a sinking boat.
- Write for at least 400 words about a walking ogre, a haunted orc, a enchanted forest, a lustful Horror, a haunted castle, a sorcerer who holds a dark secret, and a wizard gone rouge.
- Write for at least 250 words about a destructive sequined frost giant, a creamy sun king, a haunted forest, a bewitching phooka, a bejeweled dagger, a obsidian sword that must be found, and a lake.
- Write for at least 250 words about a flesh eating crazed chef, a glittering lonely trickster, a bunny, a day dreaming tavern keeper, a wild mushroom, a cake with blue frosting, and a cerulean tigerseye.
- Write for at least 4 minutes about a eye catching beggar from outer space, a polka dotted colossus, a wounded friend, a spring cleaning tapestry of an wizard, a fantastic box, a pair of parakeets, and a brain sucking leprechaun.
- Write for at least 350 words about a bleeding flying pig from outer space, a sweet eccentric gigolo, a topaz statue, a nefarious sequined fardarrig, a haunted house, a killer who holds a dark secret, and a secret lover.
- Write for at least 10 minutes about a frightened wizard, a hunted moon alchemist, a bunny, a ruined fabulous fun, a bewitching toad, a frightened wizard who holds a dark secret, and a black pearl necklace.
- Write for at least 450 words about a destructive necromancer from outer space, a crystal gigolo, a psychotic alien, a prismatic tapestry of a dove, a elf, a necromancer who holds a dark secret, and a mirror and the people in the room who are not reflecting in it.
- Write for at least 20 minutes about a glow in the dark lich tourmaline from outer space, a blood thirsty ice faerie, a wooden box, a crystal roane, a hunted wizard, a evil space broccoli, and a bowl of egg.
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...I had to highlight that a brain sucking leprechaun - OMG! It has never given me that before...I MUST WRITE a story about a brain sucking leprechaun tonight. YES! I love it. ... and what is it with all the "holds a dark secret" that time around? :o ...
And NOW when readers request stories...they send me results from THAT generator and say "Please, please, please, please, please...I want to read a story about this one..."
That's why this week, so far I have written 3 stories: one about teddy bears in g-string taking over the world, one about a vampire leprechaun, and one one about a necromancer who faints at the sight of blood and sacrifices his lover on an obsidian altar - but blood and all so it kind of doesn't go well you know...
Basically I've stopped writing serious marketable stuff, and am writing weird, bizarre (and oh so fun to write!) absolute insanity at the request of readers from fanfic .net.
This is something VERY common with successful serial writers. They have a close connection to their fans, and the readers become "interactive" in the creation of the story. Readers LOVE this! Readers love it when they write to an author and the author writes back, (not in reviews, though - never comment on reviews, that's a no-no). Readers esp. love it when they contact an author with "Hey, I like character so&so, but he seems wrong somehow, maybe you could give him a pet cat to give him something to care about other then himself." A few weeks later, when the author releases the next volume and so&so now has a cat, the reader is ecstatic and screaming your praises from every social network and street corner. All of a sudden you see a spike in sales. And before long, more requests.
I've gotten requests to write were-goldfish, tooth fairy sex, gay trolls living under purple porches instead of bridges, Monster Porn where the monster is a Green Jelly Cube (see [amazonsearch]Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual[/amazonsearch] for that one), vampire leprechauns from outer space, a traveling demon possessed shovel that murders people (yes it is TSoD for people who know the reference - been writing that into my stories since 2005!), singing mushrooms, dancing teddy bears, pink penguins, Liberace as a sparkling vampire in a pink sequined tuxedo, and talking bowl of chocolate pudding that refuses to let you eat it...along with the dare to use the phrase "blue box" and "bigger on the inside" in every single story, as well as having character wear long striped scarves that get longer in every scene...
...and I've decided to take every one of them, are turn it into a single serial with lots of mad capped weirdness that is largely being written at reader requests. And at reader requests already has a mega ton load whopping 130 stories outlines, planned to be released monthly for the next 9 years. This series has been 3 years in the planning, already has fans sewing CosPlay costumes before it's volume even goes live, and as you could imagine I am VERY committed to this thing. Nine years is a LONG time to stay with a single series.
BUT this is a completely custom designed series based totally off reader requests.
Keep your readers happy and give them what they want no matter how insane it is!
If there is one thing I learned in 16 years of retail it's that the customer is always right, and never forget to give them their pickle ( http://www.giveemthepickle.com I took this $895 seminar, applied it to my writing career, I've never regret it. Basically it teaches you - give the customer what they want.)
I do have a reputation for putting my customers first (heck, I was a door to door salesmen for 16 years - you don't keep a job like that if you aren't good at it!) today my customers are my readers - I give my readers what they ask for. My readers want insanity on the page. Okay. I'll give them insanity on the page. I do not have so much pride that I will not lower myself to writing absolute MikeyD junk food drivel at reader requests.
This sort of interactive fan based serial doesn't happen over night. Like I said, this is a spin off my TMSeries, which I started in 1978 and am still writing. Some of these fans have been following my work A LONG time.
Fact is though, I'm just good at writing Bizarre Fiction, Gallows Humor, Black Comedy, and Weird Tales - I've done it as a hobby most of my life and have been told by EVERYONE not to make any sort of attempt to publish that sort of thing, because it's not marketable. But it is what I like writing, and it's what my "underground/fanfic" followers like reading. And after last November I have decided that life's too short to waste it writing anything OTHER then the stuff I enjoy writing most of all. And that just happens to be Bizarre Fiction, Gallows Humor, Black Comedy, and Weird Tales, so from here on in, that's what I'm writing.
I've got family, friends, relatives, editors, everybody telling me: "But you can't make money with Bizarre Fiction, Gallows Humor, Black Comedy, and Weird Tales!" Thing is, I've been without money most of my life, and for a brief period I had a lot of money. I've seen both sides of the coin and while money improves lifestyle, it doesn't make you happier and it can't do anything to improve your health or prolong your life. Money doesn't buy either health or happiness, and so writing to make money is no longer important to me. I am now writing the thing I've wanted to write for years and didn't, and I am writing this Quaraun series at a much faster pace then when I was writing for money (130k words written in the past 3 weeks alone), because I do want to get it written down, while I still can.
My health changed a lot November 2013. And I have stopped writing EVERYTHING that I'm not 100% passion about as a result of that and that really is what you are seeing happening right, me crossing things off a list of things to do.
I'm cutting back on writing anything I don't enjoy 100% and writing less for the market and more just what I want to write. Standard Erotica is still where the money and big sales are, I'm just bored with writing it and have enough money coming in now to stop writing trends and write what I actually prefer to write instead.
Basically I've stopped writing for money and started writing for fun.
The other thing is, I have had a serial I've been wanted to write for 3 years now and it's been sitting on the back burner not being written because it is EXTREME Bizarro, absolute complete total madcap insanity that makes Alice's trip through Wonderland look like an every day shopping trip to WalMart.
I've been getting slack for this story from EVERYONE for the past 3 years and put off writing it to write "more marketable" stuff instead. Last November my health got REALLY bad...really, really, really, REALLY bad, far worse then what most people online or offline have actually bed told.
My health is not good and it's getting worse. I basically got hit with a realization, that if I don't write this thing now, I may never do it and I really want to write this thing, so I've pulled up stakes on EVERYTHING and am now throwing everything into writing this one series, letting everything else fall to the wayside.
As of last November, it no longer matters to me, if I kill my career writing this series, it's what I wanted to write, so I'm going to write it.
Basically I am doing nothing but writing Quaraun now and, once in a while adding to my other serials to finish them up.
Quaraun is, as I said, the series I'm focusing 100% on now. This series is all over the place. Shortest story so far is 7k words, longest so far is 32k. It is a continuing serial, written in a soap opera type style that just keeps going and going and going, each story continuing and no actual end planned for the series at all, so I am able to literally write this thing for the rest of my life - there are 130 volumes/episodes outlined so far. Genre for this thing? OMG I have no idea. I asked my betas, what they thought it was: over all Sword & Sorcery is what it's flying under, but they've also said it is Literary, Horror, Romance, Erotica (sometimes not always), and most definitely Bizarro. So, I've actually called it: Bizarre Erotic Literary Dark Sword & Sorcery with WM/BM Dec/May gay Romantic undertones, with a side note that the main character is a transvestite/drag queen serial killing necromancer. (I can't call it that on Amazon of course) There simply is no classifying this thing, it's hitting every genre at once. Like I said, this is something I have wanted to write for a long time and didn't write because it's weird and insane and doesn't fit into any marketable category at all.
[quote author=NAME REMOVED FOR BOOK PUBLICATION EDITION]You mentioned Pre-written plots somewhere. Where would someone buy or sell something like this? how do you use them?I've never heard of it before. [/quote]
Warriors Forum. As far as I know it's the only place you can buy them. We are not allowed to link to Warrior's forum here on KB, so just Google "warrior's forum pre-written plots", and it'll take you right too them. there are about 250 of them currently available. They typically sell at about 10 for $30 or 5 for $17 depending on who's selling them.
I'm a member of the Warrior's Forum, so, yeah, you know I use 'em! LOL! I got 56 of the pre-written plots from over there.
A pre-written plot is a 1,000 word mini-story, written in short story format, but has no "meat" to it, it's just a bare skeleton. Usually they are made up of ten 100 word paragraphs.
What you do it take the plot, drop it into your file. Use find/replace to change character names. Next you take each of the 10 paragraphs and re-write it into a chapter, of at least 1k words long. When you are done you have a 10k word short story. If you want to write a 100k word novel, you do the same thing, just re-write each paragraph to be 10k words long.
The beauty of it, is you can take 1 plot and use it over and over again, so you can write dozens of stories for each of the plots.
Buying those packs of pre-written plots is one of the best things I ever did for my writing career.
I use them in conjunction with this beat sheet: http://jamigold.com/2012/11/write-romance-get-your-beat-sheet-here
I start out with a beat sheet, edit it to my intended wordcount (usually 15,000 words) slap it into my new document. Now I know how many words to write for each scene, what to put in each scene, on what pages to introduce characters, love interests, villains, triggering events, story arcs, climax, etc. The is the basic bare bones skeleton on which I write the story. (The is called "Formula writing" and is used by most of Harlequin's romance novel authors, thus how you can guarantee what pages sex scene fall on, what pages crisis happen, etc in a Harlequin book. It is also used by TV Show script writers from pretty much every TV show out there.)
Now than my story has a skeleton, I give it some muscles to help hold it together. I do that with the help of pre-written plots and random generators.
Than I grab a pre-written plot and drop it in.
I use find/replace to change character names. I use name generators from 7thSanctum http://www.seventhsanctum.com and Chaotic Shiny http://www.chaoticshiny.comto create new character names.
Here are a few of the name generators:
[b]Dark Elf Name Generator[/b] http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=darkelfnamer
[b]Vampire Name Generator[/b] http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=vampnamer
[b]Modern Name Generator[/b]http://www.chaoticshiny.com/modernnamegen.php
There are about 3 dozen name generators between the two sites.
Next I use the adventure place generator http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=advname which just now gave me [i]Magic Domain of Shadowed Souls[/i] or the B-Movie title generator http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=bmovie which just gave me [i]Brain of the Beast [/i]to create the title of the book.
Next I grab a writing exercise (you guys who've been following the daily writing prompts are going to recognize this one!) http://www.chaoticshiny.com/wegen.phpto get me started, I write whatever it tells me to write. Just now it gave me: [i]Write for at least 150 words about a financial difficulty, a song, a violet, and a lawyer.[/i] (Now you know where a lot of my daily writing prompts came from.)
Next I decide who it is my characters will meet that is going to have a pivotal effect on the outcome of the story by asking the crowd generator: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/crowdgen.php which just now tells me it's going to be [i]The cute, exuberant woman who is fending off a beggar.
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Let's give her an attitude towards my characters: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/attitudegen.php [i]Is friendly towards the character, and is open about these feelings about it.[/i]
But what is her true motive? http://www.chaoticshiny.com/motivegen.php [i]This character is motivated by loyalty, twisted wanderlust and misplaced desire to prove them-self. They doubt their own motives.[/i]
As my stories are often D&D styled I next find a tavern for my characters to stop at: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/taverngen.php (this creates a HUGE full page highly detailed description of the tavern, it's workers, it's menu, and all of the patrons your character sees when they walk in)
Next I give my tavern a name: http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=tavernnameI just received: [i]The Charming Hobgoblin[/i]
Than I find out the location of my tavern: http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=advname I just now got: [i]Woodlands of Annihilation[/i]
Then I grab a quest item for my characters to be looking for, thus why they are in the tavern in the first place: http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=questitemIt just gave me: Enchanted Lute of Invocationfor them to find.
And don't forget to use the Meal Generator to have your characters order a meal so they don't gather suspicion from the locals: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/mealgen.php
Looks like tonight one of my characters are going to be ordering: [i]Steamed large thick wheat noodles with wild leek, mocker-nut, albatross, magpie and serpent on a bed of steamed winter melon and huckleberries. Served with bagels with jam and blue cheese.[/i]
While another is having:[i]Baked thick rice noodles with beetroot, artichoke, albatross, sweet pepper and snow-berry on a bed of cooked chrysanthemum leaves, tatsoi and tangerines. Served with mooli pie, bat soup and panettone.[/i]
My characters decide to spend the night here because the Weather Forecast Generator http://www.chaoticshiny.com/forecastgen.php says: [i]Tomorrow there will be lightning storms with a large chance of showers and moderate winds from the northeast. It will likely be drastically hotter than it has been. Local guides' predictions are usually somewhat accurate.[/i]
My characters spend the night here, and than the Writing Challenge Generator (another you will recognize) http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=writechallenge tells me that: [i]A character borrows money, but the action is misinterpreted. The story must have a goblin at the beginning. The story ends in a living room.During the story, a well-established leader steps down. The story must involve a talisman at the end.[/i]
Once I have that, now I write the story, with no plot, no outline, no problem, just take the things the random generators gave me and see what I end up writing as a result. Keeping in mind that everything I write for some reason ends up being Monster Porn or Vampire Erotica, so it kind of doesn't matter what the generators give me, it's always gonna end up with the tavern turning out being a house of ill repute, run by a Faerie, a Merman, an Elf, a Vampire, or a Brain Sucking Squid and the main character is gonna be in bed with them regardless of anything else.:P
If I feel that is enough I'll stop there with those and start writing. If I feel something is missing, I'll use other generators, depending on what direction I'm planning to take the story. Some other generators I commonly use and may throw into the mix include:
My characters have to watch out because some taverns have secret portals in them: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/portalgen.php [i]This portal appears as an eerie, dripping amber stairway when open, and a shivering, murky gateway when closed. It is hovering between two bridge supports. A high-pitched wailing noise comes from the portal. It smells strongly questionable.[/i]
When I want to add a vampire I look to the vampire generator:http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=vampire Use the drop down menu to select type of vampire desired:
[b]Regular Male:[/b] which just gave me: [i]This bouncy vampire has large gray eyes that are like two windows looking out on an overcast sky. His fine, wavy, brown hair is worn in a style that reminds you of a seashell. He is inhumanly tall and has a plump build. His skin is tan. He has stubby-fingered hands. He can read the minds of people. If attacked with weapons made of gold, he will disintegrate. His diet requires blood of males. His outfits are sexy.[/i]
[b]Regular Female:[/b] which just gave me: [i]This cunning vampiress has hooded eyes the color of varnished wood. Her fine, wavy, brown hair is short and is worn in a severe, utilitarian style. She is short and has a muscular build. Her skin is cream-colored. She can turn into a snake. She will die if bitten by another vampire. Her diet consists of blood, but she can also eat normal food. Her outfits are those of a ranger.[/i]
[b]Anime Male:[/b] which just gave me: [i]This aloof vampire has large jet black eyes. His luxurious, straight, green hair is waist-length and is worn in a dignified style. He is inhumanly tall and has a lean build. His white skin is more like an insect's carapace. He has claw-like hands and feet. His body seems to have more joints than the regular human body. He can turn into a piranha. His diet requires blood of any kind. He feeds not through his mouth, but via a long tongue with a mouth-like end.
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[b]Anime Female:[/b] which just gave me: [i]This sensitive vampiress has narrow yellow eyes. Her fine, straight, turquoise hair is medium-length and is worn in a simple, precise style. She has a thin build. Her skin is china-white. She has a small mouth. She can turn into a mist. She can enter the dreams of others and control them. She has mild telekinesis. If attacked with weapons made of iron, she will go into a coma. She dresses like a bodyguard.[/i]
[b]Monster Male:[/b] which just gave me: [i]This mistrustful vampire has narrow violet eyes that never blink. His brown hair actually acts as a kind of sensory organ, like a cat's whiskers. He is inhumanly tall and has a masculine build. His skin has an odd red cast to it. He has claw-like hands. His joints seem to bend in ways that human joints don't. He can turn into a dog. He can be killed by destroying his brain. His diet requires blood of females.[/i]
[b]Monster Female:[/b] which just gave me: [i]This mystical female vampire has narrow yellow eyes that can extend on stalks. Her orange hair is really a set of quills that she can use as a weapon. She is inhumanly tall and has a curvy build. Her skin has an odd red cast to it. Her body is rubbery, and able to extend unnaturally. She has wings that are bony and ragged. She can turn into a cloud of dust. If attacked with weapons made of gold, she will be incapacitated. Her diet consists of blood, but she can also eat normal food.
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When I want to add a non-vampire villain I look to the villain generator:http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=villain Use the drop down menu to select type of villain desired:
[b]Evil Magic User: [/b]which just gave me: [i]This ignorant mage is driven by egotism. He employs elemental magic in his schemes, often magically causing natural disasters to achieve his goals. He can't resist helping people.[/i]
[b]Mad Scientist:[/b] which just gave me: [i]This cheerful, misguided man of science is spurred onward by sadism. He uses cybernetics in his plans, usually selling dangerous medical technology to achieve his goals. He is an outsider.[/i]
[b]Super Villain:[/b] which just gave me: [i]This industrious super-villain has flight powers, and is driven by a need to compensate for personal inadequacies. She is always stealing rare valuables to achieve her goals. She is prone to odd statements.[/i]
And don't forget to give your villain a theme: http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=supervillaintheme [i]The ocean-dwelling inquisitor of magic-users.[/i]
And every villain needs a name like [i]Iceberg Man[/i] or [i]Dark Assassin[/i] or [i]Malachite Eagle[/i] even [i]Violet Spider[/i] you find them here: http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=superheronameorg
And what's a villain without minions? http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=darkminion[i]Bloodstained Spiders Of The Ripping Goddess[/i]
When I want to add a monster I look to the monster generator:http://www.chaoticshiny.com/monstergen.php which just gave me: [i]This enormous reptilian monster can be found in abandoned ruins. It leaps upon its prey, which includes magical beasts, humans, mundane beasts, and medium-sized creatures. It attacks with rapid blows and draining magic. They travel in bands of 2-19. Rumor holds that their lairs are filled with traps.[/i]
Needs a dragon? http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=dragondesc [i]This dragon has a serpentine body. Its scales are the color of polished bronze. This dragon has elongated, slender limbs with five closely-mounted digits on each foot that end in long, blunt claws. It has wings running from its shoulders to its lower back. This dragon has a mouth that takes up most of its face. It has round nostrils. This dragon has beady eyes that are red. It has small, pointed ears. A series of tentacle-like tendrils sprouts from its chin. A hornlike projection juts straight out between its nostrils.[/i]
When I want to add a zombie I look to the zombie generator: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/zombiegen.phpwhich just gave me: [i]This zombie is not contagious. She is somewhat decayed, and is missing patches of skin and random chunks of flesh. She is very slow, not at all smart, and not very strong. She is wearing tattered clothing. She attacks mostly by clawing victims.[/i]
When I want to add an entire zombie horde at the end of the world I look to the apocalypsegenerator:http://www.chaoticshiny.com/apocgen.php which just gave me: [i]Initial Cause: worldwide economic collapse; Secondary Causes: pollution and natural plague; Threats: carnivorous plants, dangerous storms, slow zombies, and contagious zombies; Survivors: 21.4% of the population[/i]
I love wizards, alchemists, and necromancers (thus why nearly every story I write contains at least 1, often as a primary or main character). Well magic using characters need magic spells: which just gave me:
potions: http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=potiondesc which just gave me: [i]The thick glowing liquid that is sapphire with vermillion flakes. It smells like sugar, but tastes like pineapple. and The moving, oily liquid that is pink in color. It smells and tastes like red pepper.[/i]
more potions: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/potgen.php which just gave me: [i]Fuchsia and a slimy texture, contained in a crystal vial. The potion smells like pine sap and tastes hellish. Side-affects may include a hangover.[/i]
Medications: http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=medicationwhich just gave me: [i]Apextod - small, pentagonal, violet pills.[/i]
poisons: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/poisongen.php which just gave me: [i]This poison causes partial paralysis. It is easy to mix with other substances. Unmixed, it is dark green and smells nice.[/i]
Bizarre Alchemy: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/weird_alchgen.php which just gave me:[i] Garnets + Iron + Magic = Cardboard[/i]
fancy drinks: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/drinkgen.php which just gave me:[i] Deep purple with lots of bubbles and cinnamon on the rim of the glass. The drink smells safe and tastes excellent. It causes mild paranoia.[/i]
Mixed Drink Names:http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=mixeddrink which just gave me: [i]Apricot Peach Shandy[/i] and [i]Blueberry Plum Peanut[/i] and [i]Coconut Castle[/i] and [i]Demonic Knight's Hack[/i] and [i]Godlike Fatal Twister [/i]
spell-books:http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=bookspinner which just gave me:
[i]A Mage's Catalogue of Necromancy
This book is muddled beyond belief mostly due to it having no kind of organization at all. If, by chance or skill, someone can unriddle the book, that person will find it has a lot useful information. Despite its good traits, the contents are not very original.
Examining the book, one will find: Some notes concentrated in select sections of the book, that have nothing whatsoever to do with the book's contents.[/i]
charms: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/charmgen.php which just gave me: [i]A very large red-violet charm with a spider on the front and the same on the back.[/i]
rituals: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/ritualgen.php which just gave me: [i]To open the way to another plane must consecrate a symbolic object with magic at the feet of an idol at sunrise when the days grow short.[/i]
Dark Rituals: http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=darkritual which just gave me: [i]Bloodstained Ceremony of the Ever-living Angel of Chains[/i]
Spells : http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=spell which just gave me stuff like[i]Dancing Clouds of Lava[/i] and [i]Ritual of Kill Crazed Titan[/i]
The Grimoire of Questionable Spells : http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=jokegrimoire which just gave me: stuff like[i]Invoke Irritation in Lounge Singers[/i] and [i]Protection from Elvis Impersonators[/i]
types of magic: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/magicgen.php which just gave me:[i] This form of magic is taught by many village hedge-witches. Water, defensive spells and creation are its most notable aspects. It uses spirits to channel power. Practitioners suffer from frequent illnesses.[/i]
superstitions: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/superstitiongen.php which just gave me: [i]Spotting a mahogany tree in a grove of willow trees is a sign that soon you will encounter an illness.[/i]
magical candy:http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=candy which just gave me: [i]Dark Wackocremes[/i] and [i]Fudge Fizzy Zappers[/i] and [i]Yummy Fruttiplums[/i]
Magical Components:http://www.chaoticshiny.com/componentgen.php which just gave me: [i]Jackal heart, an intensely smoking constantly shifting colors material, magpie skin, mockingbird feathers, birch shavings, a frothing mint green material and a bubbling deep crimson material which tastes like oranges.[/i]
Animal Companion: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/animalgen.php which just gave me: [i]This irritable, somewhat old mockingbird has pale grey feathers and violet eyes. She is somewhat large and intelligent. She likes music, hiding and smelling things, and hates humidity and hard work.
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and magic items: http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=magicitemwhich just gave me: [i]Pendant of Snake Control[/i]
Or use the drop down menu to select 31 types of magic items desired (I won't list all 31 types, just the few I use most often):
abstract shapes:which just gave me: [i]Holy Sea Serpent's Cube of Foul Charisma[/i]
jewelry:which just gave me: [i]Celestial Dragons' Bracelet[/i]
musical instruments:which just gave me: [i]Undertaker's Sitar of Cat Summoning[/i]
potions:which just gave me: [i]Elixir of the Ancestral Invocation of Frost[/i]
I have lots of fun with these, which rank among my favorite generators. I can spend hours popping out arsenals of magic items for my magic users. :)
When I want to add a romantic twist to the story I look to the romance generator: http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=romance which just gave me: [i]In this story, a philosophical midwife attends a religious event and meets an outgoing biologist. What starts as a one-night stand quickly becomes true love. Yet, how can a miserly garbageman tear them apart?[/i]
Or how about some Paranormal Romance: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/promance.php which just gave me: [i]The tenacious, depressed heroine has been involved with the supernatural since she became friends with a werewolf. After she learns of a secret, she finds herself caught up in an electrifying adventure. Can she escape the dangerous, sensual fey who has promised her his heart?[/i]
Or perhaps my characters need an extra goal to move the story along: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/adventuregen.php [i]The heroes must learn the history of the graveyard without anyone finding out or the lovers will never be reunited.[/i]
Remember that tavern we created back there? Well I love turning my taverns into bordellos filled with tapestries and art objects, collected by the Elven prostitutes and Mermaid whores - I write Erotica remember? When I want to add art objects I look to the art object generator: than select from the drop down menu:
painting:which just gave me: [i]A very large painting of a demi-goddess. The predominant color is deep brown. It is in good condition.[/i]
drawing:which just gave me: [i]A very small drawing of storm clouds. It was done in a simplistic style.[/i]
tapestry:which just gave me: [i]A very small tapestry depicting a birth involving a short illegitimate son. It was done in a simplistic style. It is in average condition.[/i]
sculpture:which just gave me: [i]A medium-sized glass sculpture depicting a victory involving a pudgy seer and a torch. It was done in an idealized style.[/i]
sketch:which just gave me: [i]A somewhat large sketch of a needle and a shrew. It was done in a particular artist's style.[/i]
etching:which just gave me: [i]A somewhat large etching depicting an announcement involving a young woman. It is in great condition.[/i]
carving:which just gave me: [i]A very small carving of a wildcat. It was done in an archaic style. It is in excellent condition.[/i]
engraving: which just gave me: [i]A rather small engraving of a skull near a farm.[/i]
mosaic:which just gave me: [i]A somewhat large mosaic of a tall jester with dimples and brown-black hair during a storm. It was done in a very plain style.[/i]
fresco:which just gave me: [i]A medium-sized fresco of a golem. The predominant colors are dark blue-violet and silver. It is in very good condition.[/i]
or wall paintings:which just gave me: [i]A small wall painting of a mockingbird and a lion. It was done in a simplistic style. It is in very poor condition.[/i]
These generators are also where I come up with the many books, decorations and art objects collected by Sir Roderic and put on display in his Twighlight Manor, as well as the magic items and potions created by his necromantic alchemist butler.
When I want to add a random car to my modern stories I look to the car generator: http://www.chaoticshiny.com/cargen.php which just gave me: [i]This gray hatchback is in decent shape. It has a completely redone interior, a trailer hitch and many cup-holders. The styling features bland design. It can go from 0-60 in 14.77 seconds and has a top speed of 266 mph. It handles incredibly well.[/i]
But than what if you don't want to go through all of this? You just want to grab one Quick Story Idea? http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=quickstory [i]The theme of this story: dramatic slice-of-life. The main characters: short-tempered acrobat and famous exorcist. The start of the story: surrender. The major event of the story: inheritance. The end of the story: reconciliation.[/i]
All together there are more than 300 random generators found on these two massively huge sites. The ones I've listed here are just the few I go back to and use over and over again.
This very (random) formulated way of creating stories is how I changed my writing output from one 13k to 36k story every 3 to 4 months to I'm now publishing at a rate of one 13k to 36k story every other week. It's because I no longer have to think about what I'm going to write. I just ask the generator and that's what I write no matter what the generator says. I no longer spend hours planning and outlining. Now I just take whatever the generators give me and that's the story I'll write. No plot creation required.
There are a LOT of writers who REALLY hate this "factory production" method of writing, and preach oodles of pages of rants against the evils of what they call "paint by number writing" but hey I'm the one living on the beach and driving a rhinestioned car, so yeah, I don't really care what the naysayers think about my writing methods. It works for me and that's all that matters. And besides I've been writing for 36 years, it's hard to think up enough plots to write that many years. In the 1970s and 1980s I was a freaking plot factory. But by the 1990s writer's block used to be a real problem for me. I discovered 7thSanctum in 2004 and have never had writer's block again since.
So, this method is a huge time saver that allows me to write faster, because I don't have to spend hours staring at the computer asking myself "So what am I going to write today?" Time is the big factor in how much you can write per day/week/month/year.
So, yeah, I start out with a beat sheet, drop in a pre-written plot, grab random generators and start tossing the stuff they give me into the plot, and than I start writing.
I highly recommend both pre-written plots and random generators. Use them all the time. Love 'em, Love 'em, Love 'em!
A few weeks ago someone asked me to show them how I actually made this work. I'll copy that post here because it shows what I do in action:
You remember the Magic 8 Ball toy? ask it a question and it tells you the answer? That's what I do with random generators. If I can't think of what to write I ask a generator and it tells me what I should write. and sometimes what it tells me is pretty strange. But I'll take you through it step by step, right now, seeing how I've not yet started my writing for the day and thus I am currently in need of something to write. Whatever this thing comes up with by the end of this post, that's the story I'll be writing today, so here we go, let's see what I'm destined to write today...
I use the Writing Challenge Generator http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=writechallenge to tell me what the story is about:
[i]The story takes place in mid-spring. During the story, a character breaks something important to them. The story must have a stained-glass window appear in the middle. During the story, a character eats something that disagrees with them. A character will take a bath. During the story, a character makes a life-changing decision. The story ends at night.[/i]
Because I tend to write Medieval type D&D style fantasies (in outer space, on distant planets), I grab a tavern from the Tavern/Inn Generator v0.8.6 http://www.chaoticshiny.com/taverngen.php and start my story there.
- [i]Name: The Mournful Lamb Inn
- Overall Quality: Good
- Cleanliness: Decent
- Size: Medium
- Drink Pricing: Fair
- Food Pricing: Fair
- Room Pricing: Fair
- Drink Quality: Very good
- Food Quality: Good
- Room Size: Medium
- Drink Variety: Far above average
- Food Variety: Above average
- Room Availability: About three-quarters occupied
- Popularity: Very crowded
- Noise level: Loud
- Crowd: Seems mostly law-abiding
- Dark corners occupied: 0%
- Sobriety: Most patrons drunk
- Patrons openly armed: Almost all
- Attractions: card and dice games
- Noteable Patron: the silent, sullen assassin who is buying everyone drinks
- Menu: no prices written on it
- Bartender: loud
- Bartender reaction: greets party after a few moments
- Bartender quirk: is female
House Special: Sapphire with a few bubbles and a bit of smoke coming from it. The drink smells like perfume and tastes metallic. Boar teeth are rumored to be a key ingredient.[/i]
Okay so my character is going to be getting free drinks from an assassin. Though I wonder how is that being a female classifies as a "quirk"? I've also just decided that my main character is a male Elf wizard, because I like Elves and wizards and that's what just popped into my head as I was reading the tavern generator's results.
I use the meal generator http://www.chaoticshiny.com/mealgen.php to determine that my Elf wizard has just ordered:
[i]Brined hare with a side of diced Brussels sprout and rhubarbs. Served with potato bread, brie, frog pie, Prussian asparagus soup and scrambled eggs.[/i]
Okay, that is a weird meal. Why in the heck did he just order something like that? Somewhat icky but I'm gonna keep it and go with it, see where it takes me.
I want my Elf to meet someone while he is here, so I ask the crowd generator http://www.chaoticshiny.com/crowdgen.phpto give me a random stranger for him to encounter. It gives me:
[i]The tattooed, obnoxious old man who is carrying a strange staff.[/i]
A staff? Is he a wizard too?
But now I want to know, what is his attitude towards my Elf, so we ask the attitude generatorhttp://www.chaoticshiny.com/attitudegen.php and it says:
[i]Is unfriendly towards the character, and has strong feelings about it. Their attitude is due to local gossip.[/i]
Ah, so he's obnoxious and unfriendly AND I now know that there is local gossip going around town about my Elf wizard. hhhhmmm. I wonder why?
And you know what? Because I like portals and taverns are good places to have them, and obnoxious and unfriendly old man with a strange staff indicates there is magic going on here, I'm going to run off grab the portal generatorhttp://www.chaoticshiny.com/portalgen.phpand drop me a portal into the tavern.
[i]This portal appears as a flickering bronze stair. A deep rumbling noise emanates from the portal. The key to opening it is a word.[/i
Now, I need the portal to go somewhere and I think it's going to lead to a hidden room rather than another realm or plane, so this time I'll use the room generator (though I could as easily use the Lost Civilization generator, the Outer Realm Generator, the Other Planes Generator, or any of several others.) The room generator tells me that the portal leads to:
[i]Hallowed Antechamber of Divination[/i]
hmmm...I'm not sure about that, let's try again:
[i]Mystic Dining Room of the Idol[/i]
Still not sure, I may come back to this and try another generator, but now I wonder where is this tavern located?
I use the adventure site generator http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=advnameto tell me that the tavern is situated in the:
[i]Haunted Swamp of Unspeakable Beings[/i]
Ah, so now I know the tavern is in a swamp. Good. I live in a swamp off the edge of a salt marsh on the shore of a beach, so swamps are something I'm good at writing about. this is a good fit for me. Got to figure out what those "Unspeakable Beings" are now. Why has my Elf wizard traveled to this swamp and is he just stopping at the tavern for a meal or does he have other motives?
You know, there is a motive generatorhttp://www.chaoticshiny.com/motivegen.php , let's ask it, why my Elf wizard is at this tavern:
[i]This character is motivated by mischief and insanity. This stems from a recent incident.[/i]
Oooookaaaay. My Elf is insane. I like it. No wonder he's ordering frog pie. Makes scene now that I know he's insane. Hey...this actually fits with one of my series that I'm already writing. Wait - is this Quaraun? Could this be a new story for my series? Is this Elf not a wizard but actually my Necromancer. Is this in fact Quaraun the Insane? Ohhh, now my character here has a background history and a name because no longer is he a random character, he's a character I've written about before and that means I now know why he's here: he's hellbent on becoming a Lich, and there's got to be a piece to that puzzle here somewhere. Well now those two rooms the portal gave me are starting to fit into place. I can use both of them. Now I have to decide if it's just 1 portal that can go to two separate locations or are there two portals? I figure that out later after I start writing, because you know what? Now that I've realized I know this character, I'm ready to start writing and I don't need to ask the generators any more questions, expect, what do I start off with?
I now use the Writing Exercise generator http://www.chaoticshiny.com/wegen.php to tell me to how to start writing this story:
[i]Write for at least 5 minutes about a relationship beginning, a stone, and a gambler.[/i]
And if you don't like something the generators give you, just refresh the page and it'll give you something else. See, as I'm clicking these generators, my mind has given me an Elf in a tavern, ordering his meal and reading a map (even though the generators did not mention a map) but than this last generator mentions a relationship and a gambler and I'm thinking, they don't match the story image my mind is forming for me here, so let's click it again and see what it gives me...
[i]Write for at least 400 words about a meal, a mirror, words, and a historic item. Focus on describing unusual details.[/i]
Ah! yes, that's better. we already know he's ordered a meal, I'll assume the tavern has a mirror hanging over the fire place...ohhh, just had a thought. My elf is looking over at the mirror and suddenly he notices the other guests are not reflecting... ohhh, 7th Sanctum has a generator for that, off to go grab another story detail...
The vampire generator... http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=vampire which tells me to add the following vampire to my story:
[i]This cheerful male vampire has slitted gray eyes. His thick, wavy, cream-colored hair is neck-length and is worn in an uncomplicated style. He is very tall and has a graceful build. His skin is completely transparent, and the blood flowing beneath it actually seems to glow. He has bushy eyebrows. He can read the minds of people. When exposed to human purity, he will be incapacitated. His diet is like that of classic vampires. He feeds not through his mouth, but via a long tongue with a mouth-like end. His outfits are those of a soldier.[/i]
Ooohhh. I like him, I'll keep him and use him in my story now. And hey, is he the "Unspeakable Being" that the swamp was named after, or is he just guest at the tavern and the "Unspeakable Beings" are something far worse? I have yet to determine.
And now I take all of those things, and start writing. I have no clue where I'll take it or if it'll get published, but these random excessive like this work wonders for getting me back into the "writing zone" so that I can get back to working on projects I'm supposed to be working on. There are more than 300 generators on 7thSanctum and Chaotic Shiny and by combining them like this I can come up with infinite ways to get rid of writer's block.
Okay, so now I will take this an combine it with one of my pre-written plots. I have chosen a Paranormal Romance Plot about a guy trying to impress a girl who doesn't know he exists and in frustration seeks out the help of a magic user. I'll make the main character in the plot a Wood elf instead of a human and turn his love interest into a purple haired fairy instead of a blond prom queen (as she is in the pre-written plot), the magic user is of course being turned into my long time series character Quaraun the Insane, a Moon Elf Necromancer.
Next I will now change the high school in the pre-written plot to a tavern. Instead of a prom queen the girl is a bar maid. Instead of a computer geek, the guy is baker/cook for the tavern.
Now I will take every thing the generators gave me and drop those items into the pre-written plot: the old man with a staff, the assassin buying drinks, the portal, the swamp, the vampire, etc ...in they go.
Now it is time for me to take this "outline" and re-write it into a 15k word story for my Quaraun the Insane series.
Viola! I have once again taken a pre-written plot, one I've used already for other stories, and turned it into a brand new story outline waiting to be written.
a half hour ago I had no plot, now I have a plot and and ready to write. And there you have it, that's how i use the pre-written plots and how I can take 1 pre-written plot and write 100 or more stories with it.
I think this works (at least for me) in the the same way that the "bend and stretch" and "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands" songs work for school kids. Teacher let's the kids get their wiggles out with dance activity songs at the start of the day, than they are ready to sit down and do their studies. These random generators activities let me shake the spiders and cobwebs out of my head so I can get back to writing. Works wonders and often I end up with something publishable out of these exercises so that's an added bonus too. (One of these exercises ended up becoming a series! I just got so into the story as I started writing it, I ended up writing a whole set of them.)
And as I have not yet started writing today, I now have my story to write for the day. So, I don't know if I helped you out any or not here, but I sure just helped myself! LOL! :)
(ETA: March 5, 2015 - The story this prompt ending up as is now published under the title: Quaraun and the Vampire, Into The Swamp of Death.)
So, yeah, there you have it. How I turn a handful of pre-written plots into hundreds and hundreds of stories (I've written close to 700 stories this way.)
A quick warning though:
Be careful of pre-written plots. DO NOT use them as you bought them. I'll tell you why. I ended up writing a series of books on pre-written plots. The short of it is, I wrote this series because I needed a book like this for my own writings and I just couldn’t find one out there. I figured, I couldn’t be the only one looking for a book of this nature, so there is a need to be filled. I kept hearing about “Pre-Written Plots” and I even bought a few of them to see what they were. Overall, the concept of pre-written plots appealed to me, but I found the idea to be flawed on many levels.
If you don’t know what pre-written plots are or how they work, basically, the idea is, for someone to write a basic plot to a story. The plot being from 1 to 10 paragraphs long, each paragraph being about 100 words in length. Not a lot of detail goes into the plot, as it is only 100 to 1,000 words long. The plot gives you the basics: characters and what happens to them. It is up to you, the author, to now take that plot and write it into a novel, the goal being to write 10 pages per paragraph of a 10 paragraph plot, or 100 pages for the one paragraph plot, etc.
In other words, you take a 100 word plot and turn it into a 100 page book.
And it’s a great idea, one that works, but, it had flaws...
For starters, the idea was started by a single person and that person and two others, are the ONLY way you can buy these pre-written plots. They do not sell these plots in a book of plots. No. They sell each plot as a single PDF file that you have to download off a site known as The Warrior’s Forum.
I went out and bought several packages of these pre-written plots, and found that each package only contains about 10 or 12 plots. Well, that adds up to a lot of money, fast, when you are paying $30 per package. Ouch! So, that ends up being $3 per plot. Okay, but then you sell the books for .99c and earn only .35c per sale, which means you have to sell 100 copies before you make your money back on the plot, and maybe (if you’re lucky) you’ll sell a single copy a day (though most authors can expect a single copy a week), meaning it can be as much as 6 years before you make that $3 back. Yeah. Hard facts about sales in self-pubbed writing. You are not going to become a millionaire in this business, heck, it’ll be 3 or 4 years before you start making enough to buy cup of coffee each week. If you are into self-publishing for the money, Honey, you are in the wrong business. Writing is a labor of love.
Now, you have to get covers made for you books and you have to pay for editing and formatting (unless you do it yourself, which is highly unrecommended.) By the time you get done, you have put $200 to $300 into your book before it’s even published, and then after publication, you next have to start paying for marketing.
Okay, so, you get the idea here: self-publishing a book is cheap from the standpoint of how many businesses can you start for under $500? But when you figure in how long it’ll take you to get that money back before you start to see a profit, it’s expensive, because how many businesses will take you 5 or more years before you see a $100 a year income? Well, the point is, once I started adding up the over all costs, I began to realize that paying $3 per plot, for a pre-written plot, was kind of a scam that was being pulled over on us authors, and that didn’t set well with me.
However, I was still buying those pre-written plots. Like I said, I went out and bought a lot of them. Here’s the thing: I didn’t read most of them. I bought a set, then bought a second set, them bought a third set...and so one. Just collecting them up, without going over them to read what I was buying. I had bought more than 60 pre-written plots before I sat down and started reading what they were, and here’s when I got mad and realized, just how big of a scam these pre-written plots really were.
Here’s what happened:
Before you can get to reading the plot, you first have to read the warnings. Yes, warnings. I thought this quite odd. Why do they need warnings? What is wrong with these plots that they require so many warnings. Not one or two warnings, but page after page of warnings. Each pdf, consisted of 20 pages of warnings followed by 1 to 10 paragraphs of plot. This felt odd to me.
The warnings, went on and on about the imperative need to CHANGE EVERYTHING, about the plot in order to avoid being sued for plagiarism.
Okay, wait a minute...what? Why? Didn’t you write an original plot here? Why do I need to change everything if this is an original plot, one that you made up off the top of your head? If I’m using an original plot to write an original story, I have no reason to be worried about being sued for plagiarism now, right?
Her warning states:
- “Change the characters’ names, you don’t want to be sued for plagiarism. Make the character unique and all your own...blah, blah, blah...”
- “Change the characters’ hair color, you don’t want to be sued for plagiarism...”
- “Change the characters’ jobs, you don’t want to be sued for plagiarism...”
- “Change the characters’ birth places, you don’t want to be sued for plagiarism...”
- “Change the characters’ genders, you don’t want to be sued for plagiarism...”
- “Change the characters’ living situations, you don’t want to be sued for plagiarism...”
...and so on, for 20 freaking pages.
Okay, so the author of these pre-written plots, I had bought off the Warrior’s Forum is absolutely paranoid out of their minds, okay. Then after 20 pages of warnings I FINALLY get to the 3 page long 1,000 word plot.
Each of these plots was about 1,000 words long, consisting of an outline, with one paragraph per chapter, summarizing each chapter, and then a list of characters. Now, that would have been great, if it wasn’t for the plagiarism.
Yep. You heard me: plagiarism.
- I read a plot and thought to myself: “This sounds really familiar.”
- I read a second plot and thought to myself: “This sounds really familiar, too.”
- I read a third plot and thought to myself: “I know I’ve read this before.”
It went that way for a few more plots, until I read a plot that started out with a nurse, finding a naked man in the road, and he turns out to be a werewolf and the rival of her vampire boyfriend. And I stop and go: “Wait a minute. I just read this two days ago.”
So, I go and pull out my Sookie Stackhouse books and sure enough, I had just read it. But it gets worse, I’m looking at the names on the character sheet, versus the names in the book, and whoever wrote these pre-written plots, never even bothered to change the names. Well, no wonder each plot had 20 pages of change this and that warnings tacked onto it! If you use her pre-written plots, exactly as she “wrote” them, you WILL get slapped with a plagiarism lawsuit, and it’ll be from the biggest names on the bestseller lists too.
Now I take the other familiar sounding plots and head to Google. I start Googling the names of the characters, and there they are: several recent New York Times bestseller books.
I could kick myself for not researching the pre-written plots being sold off the Warriors Forum more. I’m just glad I didn’t use any of them to write any books, before I realized they were outright plagiarism. Then again, it’s not the first time I’ve run across a major scam being sold off the Warriors Forum. Scams, especially scams aimed at authors, abound on that site.
Okay, so these pre-written plots turned out to be a scam and I had fallen for it, but the idea of pre-written plots is still a good one, and so I started searching high and low to find some that were actually real and not scams. Turns out, there aren’t any. The plagiarized pre-written plots being sold of the Warrior’s Forum are the only pre-written plots available for sale.
Well, that’s a phooey, because I really did like the concept and I think it could be a big boon to authors everywhere if such a thing really did exist.
So, I came to the conclusion that, if I can’t find what I want, then the only course of action is to make it myself, and so I did, and that is how this series of books:
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So you see, I mostly wrote the books for my own use.
I suppose you could use my pre-written plots anyway you want to, but I’ll tell you how I use them. I use them two ways.
First, I use it for writing my books. Namely, I use these plots for writing the Quaraun Series. For writing books, I grab a plot at random, and start writing. I add the details as I get into the momentum.
Second, I use these plots for playing RPG games, such as Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, etc. These plots are OSRIC™ compatible, because I prefer to use the ORSIC™ system of game play. To use these plots in game play, I first select a campaign and setting (usually I use SpellJammer, RavenLoft, or Forgotten Realms - Neverwinter) and then, I take one of these plots, and use it as the reason for the quest that the player characters will be going off on.
I suppose you can use them for other things, I don’t know what, but use your imagination and I’m sure you’ll think of something.
Now, these plots are quite a bit more simplified, then the very detailed (and plagiarized) plots found on Warriors Forum, so if you are looking for 1,000 word long plots, with lots of details, and lists of character sheets, then this book is not for you, because that’s not how I wrote it.
Here is what you will find in these plots.
Each plot is about 100 words long, some are shorter, into the 70 word range, some are longer into the 150 word range, but over all these plots average out at 100 words long each plot.
The plot gives you a basic story idea. (Which in this book, follows the theme of Epic Fantasy Romance.) It tells you the main character, what s/he wants, who one or two secondary characters are and what they want, what the major obstacle to their plans is, and a few random things they will encounter along the way.
It is VERY open ended, allowing for a lot of wiggle room to make the story uniquely your own.
You can choose to add or delete and details you feel require adding or removing.
If it says a character is female, but you want that character to be male, go ahead and change it.
If it says a character is an Elf and you want him to be a Vampire instead, then go ahead and change it.
If it says a character is a wizard and you want him to be an archer, it’s your choice, your story, go ahead and write it your way.
Because these are Romance plots, each plot has a male and a female character listed. However, if you want to write a M/m (gay) romance, just make it two male characters. I’ve designed these so that they are extremely flexible to fit whatever type of story you want to write.
You will find that I have not included names, and while genders are listed, they are easily switched.
And best of all, as everything here is 100% original, you don’t have to live in the mortal fear of “I have to change this to that or I’ll be sued for plagiarism.” Plus, the plots are thin enough, so that even if 100 other people choose to write a book, based off the exact same plot you did, there is no way that their book and your book would ever be confused with each other.
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[quote author=NAME REMOVED FOR BOOK PUBLICATION EDITION]What should be revealed in the blurb/description?[/quote]
I actually don't reveal too much in my blurbs. Again, pointing to "50 Shades of Grey", which is Erotica, and yet, no where does the blurb hint to that at all.
[quote]When literature student Anastasia Steele goes to interview young entrepreneur Christian Grey, she encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent Ana is startled to realize she wants this man and, despite his enigmatic reserve, finds she is desperate to get close to him. Unable to resist Ana’s quiet beauty, wit, and independent spirit, Grey admits he wants her, too-but on his own terms.
Shocked yet thrilled by Grey’s singular erotic tastes, Ana hesitates. For all the trappings of success-his multinational businesses, his vast wealth, his loving family-Grey is a man tormented by demons and consumed by the need to control. When the couple embarks on a daring, passionately physical affair, Ana discovers Christian Grey’s secrets and explores her own dark desires.
Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, the Fifty Shades Trilogy is a tale that will obsess you, possess you, and stay with you forever.
This book is intended for mature audiences.[/quote]
See? Nothing sexual is revealed. There is no "He ties her up, pulled her used tampon out and tosses it across the room, and oh balls and chains and whips and other super kinky taboo stuff too hot to mention on Amazon so I stuffed the real blurb in my Look Inside, go look at the Look Inside to see all the hot stuff included Amazon won't let me say here!" type of stuff in the blurb, even though that is what happens in the book.
NEWSFLASH: Fastest way to get on Amazon's radar is to make a list of all the kinks going on in the blurb.
Say:
- "Hot gay sex"
- not "lots of sexy taboo gay anal sex"
Say:
- "sensual encounters with a werewolf"
- not "hot, sweaty taboo knotting going on in these pages!"
Say:
- "Human characters have sensual encounters with non-human alien entities"
- not "hot sexy barely legal teen gets probed by horny doubled-d**ked aliens on their ph*l*s shaped space craft"
It's all in how you word the thing. I never put any "details" about the "type of sex" involved, other than to mention if it is M/m or Monster Porn (because a lot of readers DO NOT WANT to read M/m or Monster Porn and will neg review you for not warning them.)
Go back and read 50 Shade blurb again. No sex is mentioned. No details. Nothing. The blurb tells the plot of the story and has just a quick note at the end mentioning that it is an "Erotic tale intended for mature audiences".
I try to describe the plot in under 200 words, under 100 words if possible. And then at the end tack on a note/chart stating:
- Format: (Short Story, Novella, Novel)
- Word Count: xx,xxx
- Approximate paperback printed page count: XX pages
- Pairing: (M/f, M/m, M/m2f, M/M/M/M/M/M/M/f, etc)
- Heat Level: (Sweet, Steamy, Spicy, Erotic, Erotica, Porn)
- CONTENT WARNING: Intended for adults only!
- MONSTER PORN WARNING: This story contains sexual encounters between a human and non-humans.
The reason for keeping the blurb super short, is so that this entire thing can can be displayed on the description without the reader having to click on the "see more" button.
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I've never seen Amazon "attack" a book that followed after 50 Shades' method of keeping the titles/blurbs/description/keywords/look-inside/covers "50 Shades style clean and classy". I really do think that if all Erotica authors followed the 50 Shades style to titles/blurbs/description/keywords/look-inside/covers the Amazon Erotica Sweeps would disappear and stop happening, because I've never seen a 50 Shades style titles/blurbs/description/keywords/look-inside/covers hit during the Erotica Sweeps.
On a side note: August/September/October is when Google sends out Panda/Penguin/Phantom/Hummingbird/etc out on the kill.
When push comes to shove, it's Google not Amazon who has the final say it what gets adult filtered - Amazon bends over backwards to not get punished by Panda's blacklist, Penguin's unindexing, or especially the notorious website deadly Hummingbird's backlink cutting slash and trash that cuts you out of search results not only on Google, but even on places like FaceBook and Twitter or your own author website. Since their unleash in February 2011, Amazon along with every other large (and small) web has been cowering at Google's feet and the fear mounts as each new spider bot gets more fierce then it's predecessor. With last months's death of Squidoo at the hands of Hummingbird, the entire SEO community is quaking in terror at the formidable power levels Google's bots have now reached.
Panda is the one that's going to be reading your blurb and description, what Panda finds, is reported to Penguin, is reported to Hummingbird, is to Phantom and so on. Fear panda, live by Panda's rules, don't do anything (keyword stuffing) to get on Panda's bad side, and you'll keep Amazon happy. Because once Google sends a AdSense ToS violation notice to Amazon, your book is dead - Amazon starts sending you nasty emails and or slaps on the "adult filter" (if Erotica) or manual drops your sales rankings (if not Erotica) or slaps the 'content farm' filter (if non-fiction). Once Google's Panda blacklists your book page, Amazon is going to be on your case. If you the author don't fix whatever the offense was before Penguin gets there, you are in trouble, because Amazon WILL delete your entire account, all your books, even your ability to buy books, if Penguin sends them a AdSense ToS violation second strike warning. Amazon will do anything to avoid being hit by Hummingbird, and that mean banning author accounts that got unindexed from Google's search index by Penguin. Hummingbird is the 3rd strike, and Google sends no third warning before sending Hummingbird out on the kill to REMOVE all backlinks to your website, cutting your entire website off search ability like a sinking sink, just like they did to Squidoo last week.
Prior to February 2011 keywords was the way to go. Amazon got hit hard by Google with Panda bad early on, thus why they removed "tags" (keywords in books), they were one of the first site's to fall off Google's search result radar, and they worked like hell to claw their way back up to first page search results on Google page 1, and now that they are back there, they will not let another author knock them back off. Thus the invention of such things as the "adult filter" that same year, along with huge changes in Amazon, such as the removal of tags under each book and links in the book descriptions.
Here's an article that explains what's going on in more detail: http://internetretailseo.com/seo/did-you-get-hit
^^^THIS^^^ article explains what happened on Google's end, what Google did to retailers, in October 2013, to result in Amazon's infamous Erotica Sweep, that took out Daddy Porn and Monster Porn. People blame MasterCard, but MasterCard was only a small part of the equation: MasterCard was also hit by Google's Phantom in October 2013, Amazon had BOTH Google and MasterCard on their backs, thus what they slashed and trashed author accounts so hard in the days following Google's Phantom attack.
Here's another one: http://searchenginewatch.com/article/2279032/Phanteguin-A-Phantom-Penguin-One-Two-Punch-From-Google with more charts and details on what these Google bots do to your web sites (in our case as authors, this is what is happening to our book pages on Amazon)
My recommendation? Do a Google search for the phrases:
- Google Panda
- Google Penguin
- Google Phantom
- Google Hummingbird
Google has others, but those are the 4 big bots you have to watch out for. They are the big boys who'll cut your off below the knees and inspire Amazon to rush in axe swinging on your books.
Find out just exactly what these bots are capable of and why web site builders tremble in fear at Google's feet since the creation of these mega-bots.
Then use that information to write you book blurbs with. write your blurbs for Google's algorithms, and you'll be writing them for Amazon's as well.
I build websites, I've built hundreds of websites since 1997, I have backdoor views of rank and tracking stats of these websites, I've seen first hand the awesome power of Google's barnyard and their ability to kill your website. For the past 4 years Amazon has been watching their web pages take hit after hit by Google's mega bots. Amazon bends to Google's command.
The only way for an author to stay of Amazon's radar while staying high in Amazon's search results, is if they stay off Panda's (Google's first strike) radar and high on Google's search results.
Panda goes out every quarter, it would have just gone out mid August. Meaning first week of September is when you would see Amazon reacting to a Panda blacklist of their pages. any page blacklisted by Panda, Amazon is gonna pull, no questions. It's just gone. If authors try to republish or keep publishing more, and than Penguin or Phantom attack Amazon, Amazon will delete the author's account. This is WHY you see the Erotica Sweeps in September and then again in October. It's a side effect of the one-two Panda/Penguin or Phantom/Penguin punch that Google hits Amazon with.
Now, not all of it is Google, of course. What Google is doing is looking at titles, blurbs, keywords, and links. When Google detects a high rate of spammy looking keyword stuffing in the titles/blurbs/keywords Panda punches Amazon hard, knocking every keyword stuffed page out of the Google index.
This is the first alert Amazon gets.
Now Amazon takes all of those unindexed pages and looks at each one one at a time. Some one at Amazon's customer service manually looked at your cover, reads your blurb/title/etc, reads your look inside too. Amazon then notifies the author of a content violation.
NORMALLY Amazon only looks at your book when a customer complains, but when a massive site wide sweep occurs the reason is because of Google's Panda lashing out at keyword stuffed pages and amazon, then doing a massive site wide scan of all pages Google reported as offending the AdSense ToS by practicing keyword stuffing.
THIS ^^^ is why I included keywords, when I said, I keep my keywords clean and on topic. Often the Erotica books hit hard by Amazon used long tail spammy keyword stuffing style keywords, which is what tipped Panda off.
For example, the keywords I used in the book I used in my example were:
[i]elf, fae, wizard, romance, quest, sorcery, shapeshifter[/i]
Google's Panda won't give them a second glance.
Someone who was keyword stuffing would have used keywords like this instead:
[i]hot sex with elves, super taboo raunchy sex with faeries, hot double penetration annal sex with wizards, sexy erotic romance, sex quests from hot free sex, sorcery and sorcery and sex with unicorns and other hot sexy mythical beasts, wicked smexy gay knotting sex with werewolf shapeshifters[/i]
Can you see the difference between keywords and keyword stuffing? Often whatever they put in the keywords, they repeat in the blurb, and in the about the author sections.
Usually it's keyword stuffing, that causes a big sized Erotica Sweep, because Google is actively looking for keyword stuffing, and blacklists every Amazon page it finds which practices keyword stuffing. Usually it's either Erotica or short Non-Fiction, hit during these Panda scans, because both Erotica and short Non-Fiction are notorious for spammy keyword stuffing, due to a high rate of "online marketers" just writing Erotica or short Non-Fiction as a way to get rich quick and than using keyword stuffing to try to boost their books in rank.
Unfortunately, as soon as Panda finds these spammy keyword stuffed books, they notify Amazon "The following pages are violating our AdSense ToS" (Google sends this notice out to ALL webmasters every 90 days - because I'm good at NOT keyword stuffing, every notice I've gotten from Panda has read "Congratulation, we did not find any AdSense ToS violation on any page of you domain -----.com". ) Well, as soon as Amazon gets that email from Google, they lash out fast at every offending book page, and then, look at whatever the "hot topic" keywords were, and start checking all of them. Then everybody gets hit by a massive "Erotica Sweep".and that's why you see these sweeps happen every February/March and again every September/October - it's because Panda is cleaning Google's index and Amazon is trying to stay off the blacklist.
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[quote author=NAME REMOVED FOR BOOK PUBLICATION EDITION]Tell me what you like/hate in Monster porn. Is anything too cliché?
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I like fast pace and interesting characters. Fast pace as in shorter stories with less descriptions and more dialogue, like a stage play script or a comic book script. I'm not very interested in fast pace when the meaning is action and fighting going on. I like stories with a slower more meandering flow, such as characters talking to one another. I like the style/formate Ernest Hemmingway used in "Hills Like white Elephants" when the entire story is nothing but dialogue between two characters talking over drinks at the bar. You never even learn their names or what they look like. It's just straight up dialogue. Most of my books are written in that style. It's an unpopular style, a lot of people don't like it, but I prefer it. So, that's the way I write my stories and it's actually one of the things which hinders my sales. So, I don't recommend you use it for your stories, if you are planning on them becoming bestsellers, because it's an old fashioned style of writing that today's readers really aren't interested in. It's considered one of those artsy-fartsy styles, used by literary authors.
When I say I like interesting characters, I mean, I like characters i can identify with. There aren't many of those in fiction these days. I didn't grow up in mainstream America, I don't live in mainstream American culture, I have absolutely no understanding of the weird slang Americans use when they talk. Half the words Americans say, I don't even know what they mean. and yet, most characters in fiction are mainstream Americans and aimed at readers who are mainstream Americans. For example, I read a story once (in college in 2012), that took place on a subway. And I couldn't make heads of tales of what the story was talking about. I finally had to ask the professor, what exactly was going on in this story.
She said: "Well, it's about these boys who are riding on the subway."
My answer was, "I know, but I don't understand what that means."
She couldn't understand what it was that I couldn't understand.
After a few minutes of asking my various questions, it occurred to her what the problem was and she said: "Do you know what a subway is?"
I said; "It's that place down the street that sells sandwiches."
She says: "Have you never seen a subway?'
I said: "I eat there all the time."
She said: "Haven't you ever been to Boston or New York?"
"I've never been outside a five town radious of Old Orchard."
"Have you never seen a subway on TV?"
"I don't have a TV. We don't have electricity.
"A subway is like a train, but it's underground."
"Then why didn't the author say it was a train?"
"Because it wasn't a train. It was a subway."
Of course, there are so many characters in stories, who are living lifestyles that are so off the deep end it's incredible. I mean there are women in fiction who wear pants and makeup and cut their hair! Can you believe that? I mean, there are actually authors, who write women and describe them as wearing pants! That is just so completely unbelievable. And authors are always having their characters drinking coffee and talking on cell phones. I mean who does that? It's so completely unrealistic. I mean, who in their right mind drinks coffee? And authors of modern fiction, act like the whole world has access to phones? Seriously, where do these authors live that they think readers are even going to be able to identify with women who wear pant, and people drinking coffee and everyone having cell phones? Not in Maine, I'll tell you that.
But you see that's the problem I have with most every book written in the past 20 years. It's like the authors are from another planet. The culture of the lower 48 states is so dramatically different from the culture hee in Maine that I just can't wrap my mind around the story. The American culture is so weird and alien and unlike anything I've ever encountered, that I can't identify with characters in most of today's books.
So when I say, I like characters that I find interesting, I mean characters who live a lifestyle that I can actually understand and identify with. Characters who do things, like I would. I know everyone always talks about how diverse their books are, but, are they really that diverse? Every main character is a blond bimbo who frets over hair, nails, wears skinny jeans, and never gets off the phone, and is out and about in public without a male chaperone.
So that's a major dislike for me, because I don't like stories if I can't understand why the characters are doing the things they are doing. American culture makes no sense to me and I find it very difficult to identify with characters written by American authors. There is a desperate need for cultural diversity in characters.
I like to know what characters are thinking. And I like monologue, like the way Edgar Allan Poe wrote them.
I like things that make you stop and think, but do not make you stop reading.
I hate prophecies and heroes whose destinies where spelled out for them centuries ago. I hate stories that start out with poor little hero, but suddenly hero reads prophecy and now knows he can win. I want heroes to win of their own accord, not because some prophecy said they were going to win, so therefor it must be so.
I would prefer to see more villains as point of view characters, and also more villains who get away or win. I'm bored with goody two shoe heroes always winning. In real life, no hero is 100% good and no villain is 100% bad; I wish writers would reflect on this more often.
There is never enough, *good* mental health usage in fiction. It's always: "We need a villain, let's grab the schizo dude and give him a knife." or "Hey, there's a schizo, he's the bad guy." or "Let's use a schizo, because they can't think anyways." There is too much bad press in fiction about characters with schizophrenia. Schizo characters are every where in fiction, it's a major cliché, but they are being thrown into these stories by authors who don't even know what schizophrenia is, so they have the character doing all sorts of non-schizophrenia-type activities and just say it's schizophrenia because they don't know what else to call it and they are too lazy to do any research into the matter. I blame the authors of these types of books (and the movies like them too) for all the bad stigma that real life schizophrenics have to deal with, because people read these books and think: "Well it must be true, schizos must act like this, the author MUST have done their research before writing this book." When in fact nothing could be farther from the truth. I wish there were more schizo heroes in fiction.
There needs to be a revival in the way authors deal with schizophrenia in fiction. I think authors who misuse schizos in their stories, should be made accountable for their actions because they are responsible for the bad rap that real life patient have to deal with.
Same goes for Autism. I have Autism. Autism is used in a lot of fiction these days, but it's always used WRONG and INACCURATELY. Fictional Autistic characters, rarely ever accurately reflect real Autism. I'd like to see more authors handle characters the way I do my Roderic and Quaraun. Roderic and Quaraun both have Autism. Other characters see them as being a bit off their rocker, and usually think they are villans, but they are not villains, and not only are they not villains, but in each case they just happen to be the main character. That's something you don't see often: Autistic characters as the main characters. Most fiction with an Autisc character, only has them their as the "token special needs kid" and never a primary character at all, let alone the main character. And the few times an Autistic is the main character, the story is about their Autismand acts like there is NOTHING else in their life at all, but Autism, Autism, Autism. Did you know that I have never written a story about either Roderic or Quaraun, where their Autism was the focus of the story. Did you also know that in 200+ stories featuring Autistic main characters, I have yet to use the words "autism" or "special needs" in ANY of my stories? I'd like to see more authors treat Autistic characters as equals.
I wish there was more serious UFO and alien abduction fiction out there. Too much of it is written with the point of view that abductees are crazy and only UFO chasers ever see UFOs. Did you know that one in every thousand people claims to be an abductee and that 98% of all UFO chasers have never seen a UFO? There are almost eight billion people in the world and one in every thousand admits to having an alien abduction experience. Do you have any idea how many people that is?
I love alien abduction stories, and Monster Porn is where you can find a lot of them, but most of them are just utterly ridiculous and completely unresearched. I've yet to see an alien abduction Monster Porn that was anything like an ACTUAL alien abduction experience.
I love long running series. I hate it when a series ends. I want "just one more volume" every single time. I really hate it when a series suddenly ends and the ending reads like the author was bored so made up a bunch of nonsense just to end it and get it over with.Where's the closure? What about all those loose ends and plot twists that you left unanswered?
Worse thing ever is when the author of a series dies before they write the final volume. Has happened to 2 different series I was reading.
Cliches in Monster Porn? Big monsters. I'm mean, seriously, have you ever read Monster Porn? EVERY monster is always 6'4" or taller. EVERY ONE OF THEM! Okay, I have issues with that. I don't big guys. I really don't. I'm seriously repulsed by them. I don't like big guys in real life and I don't like them in fiction either. And where's the realism in that? Have ANY of these authors ever done any actual research into REAL monster folklore?I mean, there's a reason, monster from folklore were referred to as "The Little People" and why their are phrases like "we dare not go a hunting for fear of little men". Traditionally monsters were small.
The thing I like best about writing Monster Porn is the fact that I can write it the way I want it to be. I can write short monologue ing monsters and actuate alien abductions. I can write it the way I wanted it to be.
[quote author=NAME REMOVED FOR BOOK PUBLICATION EDITION]I'm having trouble thinking of new titles. How do you come up with yours?What was the inspiration for your title? I've known all along my working title was a bit pants but had assumed something would jump out at me during the process. Guess what? I'm fast approaching the pointy end of the stick and have someone to design a cover; I need one and am running out of ideas! So far I've spent hours scanning the text, pondering the answer in my head, on amazon etc. doing a genre stalk. What else?What inspired you? How did you come up with the title for your books/stories?[/quote]
No idea really. They just come to me. I don't sit around thinking: "What can I call this?". I just go about to writing, and the name pops up some where along the line. Usually they have something to do with the story itself.
It's all over the place for me.
Sometimes a title will be the name of a character, ([Lynxianna is the cat who tells the story; Inugami is the name of the main character's dog) other times it will be the name of something in the book (The Ruby Hummingbird is a carved statue in the story; The Blue Monkey is the pirate ship on which the story takes place; VISION-D8 is the name of the starship; The Golden Palace is a gold plated palace floating in the clouds over an alien planet).
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*The Ruby Hummingbird* came about after I watched The Birds and thought, "Wouldn't it be great if humming birds went on a rampage and started skewering people with their beaks?" I wrote down the title on paper and than did not think of that story again for over 5 years. One day I was going through my notebooks and found a sheet of paper that said simply: "The Ruby Throated Hummingbird", and the next thing I knew I was writing a new story about Blackbird.
Other times it'll be a line from the story (Where in the Heck is the Ceiling? is a question asked by the main character early on in the story).
Sometimes it'll be a description of a character (The Port-A-Potty King is the gorgeous guy the main character obsesses over, but owns an RV park honey dipping waste removal business, and she's torn with being attracted to him and be utterly repulsed by his job) or a description of what the character is doing (Year One In No Hurry - No Hurry is the name of the motorhome, the story tells their first year of mishaps - this is a non-fiction title btw, the main character is me, and No Hurry is the big green RV in my avatar).
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Other times the title will be just something which tells you what the story is about (The Sex Diaries of Leslie Dean Trailer Park Queen- is the story of a retired elderly transvestite porn star trying to adjust to life in a senior citizen trailer park with religious seniors who don't think too highly of having an 83 year old former porn star next door; I Was a Door To Door Adult Sex Toy Salesman - title says it all...and was inspired by the fact that one day I got a knock on the door and was greeted with "Hello, I'm your local Adult Sex Toy Salesman, I thought I'd drop by and give you my card, let you know I'm available. We are always discreet and no one will ever know what you buy from me." I'm thinking, yeah, right, after you knock on every door in the neighborhood, everybody is going to know what you are selling when you come back;
Some titles come from the theme or event of the story. For example...in Road Trip a salesman on the way home takes a deadly wrong turn. In Shiver, a boy went off to find out what shivers were. Neighbourhood children spy on the new man moving into the old house and discover Dracula Lives Next Door. Sometimes it's best not to look Behind Closed Doors and one should avoid haunted lakes and The Curse of Suicide Island.
Then you have BloodFall in Playland, the book that inspired psycho crazed stalker Kendra Silvermander to go off on her rampage. The story about my home town, Old Orchard Beach, and it's amusement park Palace Playland... about 2 teenagers stuck at the top of a ferris wheel, when alien zombies attack and eat everyone on the ground. (The covers in this series are all photos taken by my of the real park and it's real rides)
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Part 2 of BloodFall in Playland, Attack of the Zombie Pizza Boys - again, title speaks for itself; as does For Fear of Little Men - a horrific non-fiction book about little gray male aliens abducted girls for a breeding program than reabducting them to steal their unborn babies and the lifetime of PTSD these girls live with and the becoming laughing stock of the medical world because they believe their "false pregnancies" were alien babies stolen from them). On the same topic is Monster Porn title "Thoughts of Children That Never Were", or "The Lonely Kelpie" again, the story is just what the title suggests: it's a Monster Porn story about a lonely Kelpie looking for a mate.
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Friends Are Forever confuses people, the title suggest girly chick lit, not bloody gore feast, or so readers have told me. The title comes from the plot line - which basically is crazy guy who isn't a vampire but people think he is, guy marries mermaid girl, girl dies, crazy guy kidnaps alchemist to resurrect girl, things go gorrily horribly wrong, lots of people die, house comes to life and starts eating people, alchemist keeps every body alive, un-vampire goes insane surrounded by dead friends who refuse to die and live in undeath forever - thus the title Friends Are Forever. *Friends Are Forever*, is a ghost story about two lovers, one who lived and the other who died, and the house that ate her.
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Like Friends Are Forever, a lot of my titles are descriptive but not what readers thought it meant.
Garden Party for example - is Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the Eden because of having wild sex filled techno-rave parties with aliens from outer space - God being an alien and not liking other races of aliens stepping on his parade. Readers said the title suggested Regency romance not sci-fi insanity.
The Renegade Preacher- Jesus died, came back, Zombie Jesus is still preaching, falling apart as he goes, the 4 Horseman are alien invaders 4 giant starships in orbit about to wipe out the human race, Jesus knows they are coming but no one's listening because who listens to green oozy dead guys? Readers have told me the title suggested a Christian Romance about a preacher who is saved by a Christian woman.
I was listening to the reader tell me this and thinking "Clearly you have never read anything I wrote before, I write sci-fi, weird tales, absurdist and bizarro fiction, it's not often romance, but if it is, you can be sure the hero has fangs or tentacles or both and is probably a vampire brain sucking squid lich from Neptune's moons, not mainstream romance Christian or otherwise". (I wrote an entire series about vampire brain sucking squid lich from Neptune's moons, which I wrote mostly because I just like saying vampire brain sucking squid lich from Neptune's moons over and over again;D )
*The Great Crystonite War*, was of course about the war by the same name. Into The Mushroom Forest has a character lost in a forest made of 100 foot tall mushrooms and being hunted by 30 foot fuzzy caterpillars. The Burning Planet tells of a planet just before it's sun supernovas. All 2 of these books, by the way, are from The Twighlight Manor series.
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Also from the Twighlight Manor series are "Roderic's Butler, The Green Serpent, and White Rock, all 3 about Roderic's butler with the snake tatoo, who built the mansion turn asylum known as White Rock.
*Love Lust Madness*, another book from the Twighlight Manor series, is about a lover's triangle: one who loved truly, one who was just playing the field, and one who was a serial killer.
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The entire novella *Ice Storm* was written all in one night, while the worst blizzard we had ever seen threw trees through the side of our house, buried us in 8 feet of snow, and knocked out power for a week; that storm is now known as the famous Ice Storm '98, which swept across the entire North East. As the story was written as a result of my boredom during the Ice Storm, I included the ice storm itself in the story, and then shocked my fans by killing off not just one, but two of my reoccurring main characters. All the events in the story took place in a single night during the worst ice storm to ever rock the Twighlight Manor, and thus the story itself became known simply as *Ice Storm*. (UPDATE - 2015 - Ice Storm has been renamed "The Blue Eyed Demon of the Enchanted Racetrack" - after the gambling, gangster main character)
*Pink Frog* was of course about a pink frog named Pink Frog.
You get the idea, right? Actually, it's pretty easy to figure out where my titles come from.
The Quaraun The Insane series is the main character's name, while each title is a description of the volume in question. For example: "Kelim and the Necromancer" is about a guy named Kelim and a deal he made with a shady Necromancer. "BoomFuzzy" is about a candymaker named BoomFuzzy, "The Phooka of a Thousand Deaths" is about an Phooka who commits suicide a thousand times trying to find a way to end the curse of his undeath, in "The Summoner of Darkness" Quaraun meets a rival Necromancer who calls himself... why, The Summoner of Darkness of course!
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Titles like "Captured by the Goldfish King" or "Frost Dragon" or "Lord Bunny" are rather self explanatory.
Wasted Time is about a man, a bank robber, who is in a car accident after hitting a man moving snow out of the road, and is given a second chance to go back and change the last few minutes of his life... instead of NOT robbing the bank, he wastes time covering up his tracks in the snow in the road in front of an oncoming car...
Lucky #7... a man who does everything in 7s, on the 7th day of the 7th month has a sudden change of luck.
The Oak Tree... lovers run to carve their names in the old oak tree...but some trees just want to be left alone.
 
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The Sand Castle - the story of a little girl, who just wanted to build a sand castle, told by the cat who was the only survivor of the slaughter on the beach that day.
Shifting Sand, goes back to that same beach, when the town attempts to wall off the beach and the seagulls and crabs have other plans for the residents of Old Orchard Beach.
GhoulSpawn and the Lich Lord's Lover - Unicorn is the Lich Lord, Quaraun is his lover, and Unicorn does not like Quaraun's new friend GhoulSpawn.
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Concussion - about a man who wakes up from a concussion, and has no clue where he is.
Freedom - Living In Days of Toob is a cyberpunk tale of a world after a TV set has become the global dictator.
Visions - a man keeps having them and they are getting worse.
Visitors - they came from outer space and you don't want to know what they want.
The Curse of Were-Turkey Gorge, takes place in said gorge.
A Spectral Darkness falls over the land...
The Toob series, btw, is based entirely off this music video...
It's not hard for me to come up with titles. You just pull a title from the story. A character's name, a place, an event, a line from the text.
The problem readers had with confusing titles, is the covers: plain solid color, usually light blue, with the title in black letters. No cover art to tell what genre, no back cover blurb to tell the plot. They have only the title to go on. But when dealing with a local copy shop and vanity press print books sold only locally, cover art gets expensive. It was at reader request that I am now at work on reissuing new editions, ones with actual cover at, and making them easier to buy by putting them up on ebook and POD editions.
So, the lesson there is, the title can say one thing to an author but something else to a reader, so get cover art that helps the reader figure out the genre, because the title alone doesn't always convey the right message.:o
But yeah, for me, there isn't really any standard answer to how I come up with my titles, it's kind of just hit and miss and changes with each project. Some times I know the title when I start, other times I'm pulling my hair out trying to figure out the title. Usually I'll just keep reading and re-reading the story and something from the story itself (a line, a name, etc) will just click and I'll be "That's it!, that's my title!" Sounds like you are already doing that.
Perhaps, if nothing is standing out, maybe you could just go with a character's name as your title? That's what I do when I can't think of anything else, and it works.
I nearly always have the title at the start. Those are the first words of any story to me. I don't brainstorm / plan. I just invent titles and then free write from there. With me it's titles first all the way. Only rarely do I ever have a story idea first and have to think up a title to match it. It nearly always the other way around, I have a title first and write a story to match the title.
More specifically, I don't invent the titles myself. Instead, I click on this: http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=advname or this www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=bmovieand it spits out 10 to 25 random titles for me. Whatever it gives me, that's what I write that day. I never know what I'll be writing about, it absolutely totally random.
For example those 2 clicks just now, that I did in order to get the page links, resulted in this:
- Animated Woods of the Dragon
- Aquatic Marsh of the Unholy
- Bloody Maze of Demonic Writings
- Church of Enchantment
- Cursed Desert of No Return
- Demense of Visions
- Demonic Islands
- Flesh-eating Castle of the Crazed Murderers
- Great Arena
- Haunted Vortex of the Deceiver
- Infernal Demense of Unknowable Madness
- Insane Catacomb of the Destroyer
- Island of the Dark Lord
- Islands of Flying Storms
- Jungle of Foulness
- Living Tunnel of Floating Death
- Metal Grotto
- Mountain of the Demons
- Mystic Moor
- Ossuary of Insanity
- Oubliette of Destruction
- Ruins of Enchantment
- Ruins of the Mummy
- Subterranean Tomb of Lies
- Tomb of Aquatic Prayers
- Tunnel of Fate
- Unholy Crypt of Solitude
- Unknown Cave of Annihilation
- Woodland of Steel
- Woods of Writings
and this:
- Assault of the Murderous Tigers
- Beauty Castle
- Beyond Xanadu
- Damnation Brides
- Filth Castle
- King Horror
- Love and Damnation
- Monsters of Wonder
- Nun of Blood
- Sensation and Disease
- The Adventures of the Wolf-Women
- The Boston Evil
- The Horrible Cop
- The Magic of the SS
- The Mystery of Jack the Ripper
- The Saint Louis Evil
- The San Francisco Pestilence
- The Sinful Dog-Man
- Vampire Controllers, The Next Generation
- Wednesday of the The Terrifying Bat
A total of 35 brand new titles for me to write. I few of them don't strike me as anything I'd use, but Animated Woods of the Dragon, Aquatic Marsh of the Unholy, Bloody Maze of Demonic Writings, Church of Enchantment, Insane Catacomb of the Destroyer, Flesh-eating Castle of the Crazed Murderers, Island of the Dark Lord, Mountain of the Demons, Ossuary of Insanity, Oubliette of Destruction, Unholy Crypt of Solitude, King Horror, Love and Damnation, Monsters of Wonder, Nun of Blood, Vampire Controllers, and Wednesday of the The Terrifying Bat have all just been added to my "stories to write this month" list. :) I have no idea what genres they will be, what they will turn out like, but, I will write them and find out.
This is the real secret to how I can come up with 52 to 208 new stories a year and than publish 1 to 4 stories a week. As long as 7thSanctum exists I will never be at a loss for what to write next. No plot, no problem, complete and total pantser, just throw a title at me and I'll write a story for it no matter what it is.
 
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