IMPORTANT UPDATE:

Due to the murder of my family and the resulting court cases, police investigations, and FBI investigations, I no longer have time to daily update this website.

Likewise ALL novel, short story, and article writing projects are on hiatus.

All book releases, book signings, workshops, and convention appearances for 2015 (and unknown amount of time after) are on hold while the murder investigation of my family is ongoing.

Writing advice for the worldbuilding, character creation, and other writing how to articles are on hold.

From now on, the bulk of updates here will be about the investigation into the murder of my family.

No, NOT just THIS author website, not JUST the EelKat pename, not just self published books: ALL 15 (fifteen) of my penames are on hiatus, that includes traditional published books as well, newspaper reporting jobs, editing jobs, my work for Harlequin Romance Novels, my work for Disney... EVERYTHING is on hiatus. Every publishing house I work for, every series I write, every penname I write under: they are ALL on hiatus, ALL projects.

There is NOTHING being published under ANY penname, not for ANY series, not for ANY publisher, from 2015 onward. EVERYTHING is on hold due to the murder of my family. I do not know when or even if, any of the projects will be restarted or finished.

Yes, BOTH the magazines I owned are indefinitely shut down because of this as well, with no plans for either magazine to return. The publishing house I own is also closed to submissions from now on, we will no longer be publishing anything. It is unlikely we will reopen the publishing house either.

All book signing tours, workshops, letures, PAX events, ComicCon events, carnival/festival/state fair/car show events are also canceled. I will not be attending ANY of them. If a venue still has my name listed as a guest/speaker/etc it is because they've not yet removed it. I WILL NOT be there, no matter where it is! 

EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, IS CANCELED!

The ONLY thing continuing from this point on, is THIS website, where I'll post updates on the murder investigation, hopefully every week, but, you know how it is when 10 members of your family are beheaded, it's kind of difficult to have a schedule for anything anymore.

Wow!

OMG! You people are fucking perverted freaks!
LOL!
Thank you for our biggests traffic month EVER!!!

October 12, 2019 UPDATE...

Witcher 3 Nude Photos Ciri Naked

The most descriptive title I could think of for this page.

From very early in the 1st Avallac'h Playthrough (about April 2018), when we had a topless Ciri traveling with him.

Witcher 3 Nude Photos Ciri Naked has been on my website now for 3 years. 

I originally made it during my 4th Playthrough aka The Ge'els Playthrough, when I was playing the game as Ge'els and had Avallac'h traveling with us and a nearly nude, topless Ciri traveling with him.

We role played that playthrough in an extremely NOT lore-friendly manner as I had not yet read the novels back in 2017 when we played The Ge'els Playthrough.

In that playthrough we did a very fan-fiction run with the assumption that Avallac'h had kidnapped Ciri and was keeping her as a topless sex slave... oh the horrors we put into the hearts of Ciri fans during our 4th run of Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt.

The images of topless Ciri with the red skirt are mostly from that 4th Playthrough.

Before finishing the 4th Playthrough, we reloaded the save file to arriving at Skellige and replayed the 4.1 run game with The Wild Nudity Mod on it, which stripped all the cloths off of all the females, and we played as a heavily modded Geralt, with Griffon gear. We never went back and played the final Boss Fight Quest as Ge'els. We repeated this for a 4.2 run, again not starting at the beginning, but instead going back to just landing in Skellige, and this time playing as Regis. No nude Ciri showed up that time. The 4th playthrough ended up being a 4 and a half playthrough. A weird completionist run with several quests replayed over and over for the sake of staging screenshots.

After several mini-test runs of the game, quickly playing through the main story and not doing a completionist run of any of them.

• *NOTE: When I say Completionist Run, I mean playing the full game, main story, all side quests, all dlcs, all contracts, all Skellige ?s, all scavenger hunts, EVERYTHING. My shortest completionist run lasted 270 hours, my longest is the current 2nd Avallac'h Playthrough which has now crossed 1,600 hours and 560 levels and still going. 

Our most lore-friendly picture of Ciri ever, this scene was set up to match the scene in the novels, when Ciri wore silver lace thong panties and pranced her ass around in front of Avallac'h trying to seduce him.

I read the Witcher novels for the 1st time in February through March 2018, a year after making this page. 

While I loved the game, I was shocked, stunned, and disapointed to learn that ALMOST EVERYTHING in the game was nothing but straight up fan fiction and outside of characters' names, very little of the Witcher novels appeared in the Witcher games. Characters in the game looked and acted nothing like they did in the novels.

And the discovery that Ciri was a prostitute in the novels and Avallac'h was her pimp, dramatically changed how I viewed both characters.

While the game told us Avallac'h was a scientist studying Elder Blood, the novels told us something DRAMATICALLY DIFFERENT, revealing that Avallac'h was Ciri's 5th great-grandfather (he is both Lara Dorren's father & husband), and gave us 22 sex scenes between Avallac'h and his overly beloved granddaughter Ciri.

In the novels, Avallac'h and his grand daughter Ciri lived together, Ciri was also his wife, and he was in the habit of whoring her out to other men, particularly King Auberon, because he just liked watching Ciri be fucked by other men.

Plus Ciri was only 12 years old while all of that was happening.

Well, the game never told us any of THAT now did it!

As I reread the novels several more times, Ciri and Avallac'h quickly became not only my favorite dysfunctional couple of the Witcher series, but also my favorite couple from anything, any media, with Avallac'h going on to become my favorite fictional character of all time, doing the unthinkable and knocking both Scrooge McDuck and Lord Sesshomaru off their decades long peditals of screaming fangirl obsessiveness.

May 13, 2018, my gameplay changed DRAMATICALLY as a result of reading the novels, and the 1stepisode/stream of The 1st Avallac'h Playthrough aired.

As Ciri was topless in the novels, the most lore-friendly Ciri possible, is a topless Ciri, and thus at the start of The 1st Avallac'h Playthrough Ciri was topless, same as she was in the novels. 

Topless, red skirted Ciri continued traveling with Avallac'h the first few weeks, until Twitch changed their TOS in August 2018, moving Witcher 3 off their white list of games and into their grey list of games (games not banned, but that have parts of the game banned; specifically, the sex quests were no longer allowed to be played on Twitch and any nudity mods were also no longer allowed.)

This update is being written March 18, 2020. As of today:

• I am now on my 11th Playthrough
• It is my 2nd Avallac'h Playthrough
• It is my 5th Completionist Run
• I am running the game with 4,000+ mods, more then 3,000 of which were made by me
• I now hold the world record for highest level ever achieved in Witcher 3

Now on my 2nd Avallac'h Playthrough, I am currently massively rewriting and overhauling every aspect of the game, to recreate Avallac'h and Ciri as they were described in Chapter 5 of the novel Lady of the Lake, complete with their wild sex life, that has resulted in my making more then 15,000 screen shots of them in nude and nearly nude, sexual poses.

And so, "Witcher 3 Nude Photos Ciri Naked" has evolved over the 3 years since this page was first made and now you know why.

March 16, 2020 UPDATE...
WOW!

Just...

WOW!

March 16, 2020 UPDATE... watch the following video, because, wow, just WOW... you people sent me 300,000 infuriated, enraged emails in February, and goog god, boy do you people really, really, really, REALLY hate Avallac'h a lot!

If you don't know which picture I'm talking about in this VOD, well here it is... the picture that incited 300,000+ enraged Ciri fans to land in my email with infuriated rages... 

Avallac'h carrying a nearly nude, topless Ciri out of the water in the quest Nameless.

AND... this week alone, this one image, not the entire page 'Witcher 3 Nude Photos Ciri Naked', no, just this one image of Avallac'h carrying a nearly nude, topless Ciri out of the water ... just this one picture of a neary naked, bare breasted Ciri, has gotten a whopping 123,000 hits!

And did you watch that video?

If not, go back and watch it.

Damn.

This picture resulted in my receiving 300,000 emails last month from enraged, and infuriated Ciri fans.

Well, in response to how much you hate seeing Ciri with Avallac'h, I have decided to add even more pictures to this Witcher 3 Nude Photos Ciri Naked page, just for you... Did you know the game has 17 sex girls and 24 sex quests, and I've turned all the sex girls into Ciri, and since May 13, 2018, we have had Ciri in bed with Avallac'h, having sex with Avallac'h, more then a dozen times EACH QUEST and I have an 8TB harddrive that containes NOTHING ELSE but 15,000+ screenshots of Ciri and Avallac'h in bed together, via these 24 sex quests, with these 17 sex girls whom I've turned into Ciri. So, now in addition to your nude Ciri images, here's a bunch of nude Avallac'h images to go with it.

Nude Avallac'h with nearly naked Ciri; Passiflora Brothel Girl #3 Swapped out to Ciri... this is one of my favorite pictures of all time. I post it every where.

You want naked Ciri, nude Ciri, porn star Ciri, sex scenes with Ciri, and nude Ciri CosPlay...

uhm... what even is a nude Ciri CosPlay?

... but, you want them from my playthroughs, and you want them WITHOUT Avallac'h?

Uhm... really?

300,000+ of you are MAD because you say he's a pervert, stalker, creep who shouldn't be near Ciri because he draws porn of Ciri.

...

???

...

Okay, so you typed "Witcher 3 Nude Photos Ciri Naked" into Google to look for "Witcher 3 Nude Photos Ciri Naked" and you found my page titled "Witcher 3 Nude Photos Ciri Naked" and expected to get nothing but "Witcher 3 Nude Photos Ciri Naked" and found instead: "Witcher 3 Nude Photos Ciri AND Avallac'h Naked" and so now you are pissed off because you just wanted nude photos of naked Ciri and nude photos of naked Avallac'h is in the way of you jerking off to nude photos of naked Ciri's bare breasts.

So, now you are mad at Avallac'h, simply because he's had his dick in Ciri and you haven't, and you are mad at him for this reason and this reason only, so you decide that HE is the one who is too perverted to be near Ciri, never mind that fact that he's not nearly as perverted as you are in your own hunt for "Witcher 3 Nude Photos Ciri Naked" (the term YOU typed into Google at a rate of 12,211 times yesterday alone), so because you are perverted and want to stick your dick in Ciri, but Avallac'h got his dick in her first, now 300,000 of you arrived in my inbox last week, to rave and rant how mad you are because Avallac'h is your competition?

Uhm...

Are you really telling me that you are mad at Avallac'h for being perverted, while YOU are the pervert who is pervertedly searching the internet for perverted pictures of ciri?

Can anyone say HYPOCRITE?

Excuse me, but YOU are the real life perverted stalker creep who watched the Netflix series and came here by searching on Google foe nude photos of a 12 year old REAL PERSON child actress.

Avallac'h is not real, neither is Ciri. 

Ciri is never going to be your wife.

Neither is the 12 year old child who plays her in the Netflix series.

Avallac'h is NOT your competition.

Avallac'h is not even real.

Avallac'h is fictional.

Get over it.

Please step back and take a look at what YOU are doing, what YOU searched for, how YOU reached this page, BEFORE you fly off the handle in infuriated rages and fits of hysteria, because the nude photos you found of Ciri included Avallac'h with her.

SPOILER: In the novels Ciri and Avallac'h are married.

Ciri becomes the Lady of the Lake.

Avallac'h becomes the Fisher King.

The Fisher King and The Lady of the Lake are husband and wife and live happily ever after together on the Lake of Avalon for 10,500 years.

There are 22 sex scenes in the novels, between Ciri and Avallac'h.

I'm sorry to burst your Avallac'h hating bubble, but it is LORE-FRIENDLY for Ciri and Avallac'h to be in sex scenes together.

It is LORE-FRIENDLY for Ciri and Avallac'h to be a couple. 

Honey, I'm Avallac'h's biggest screaming fan girl. The ONLY reason you are seeing pictures of scantily clad Ciri at all, is BECAUSE Avallac'h wants Ciri. Around here, Avallach gets what Avallac'h wants. I make sure of that.

If Avallac'h wants Ciri, we give Avallac'h Ciri.

I'm not a fan of Ciri, I don't hardly even like her at all. I tolerate her presence because Avallac'h wants her.

I am NOT making pictures of Ciri for the sake of pictures of Ciri... I am making pictures of Avallac'h, and Ciri just happens to be in them with him.

I have over 5,000 pictures of Avallac'h on my site, but there were no pictures of Ciri and you guys kept requesting I put up the Ciri pictures, and THAT is the ONLY reason this page exists. Because you asked for it.

I want Avallac'h porn, you want Ciri porn, Avallac'h agrees with you and he wants Ciri porn too, so we make Avallac'h porn, with Ciri porn with it, for Avallac'h... and apparently for you men who are just like Avallac'h.

I ONLY put this page up BECAUSE you people specifically REQUESTED it.

I can just as easily delete it and take it down.

This is not the type of page you normally see me make, and I only put it up because I got several thousand requests for it.

You KNEW when you asked for it, that I DO NOT put Ciri in ANY sex scenes with ANYONE other then Avallac'h.

Only Avallac'h.

Like Monica.

Only Monica.

Just Monica.

Think: Only Monica.

Then change Monica to Avallac'h.

Avallac'h.

Only Avallac'h.

Just Avallac'h.

I am NOT going to break up a canon couple. Especially not when I love this canon couple so much.

You know... I wonder if the makers of Doki-Doki Literature Club are old enough to remember how and why Monica became a taboo name that no one said, with no one in their right mind naming their child Monica and women already named Monica changing their names, because they didn't want to be associated with Monica Lewinsky?

Ciri is Avallac'h's canon lover, thus you have these pictures of Ciri for that reason and that reason alone.

These pictures are first and foremost OF AVALLAC'H, because I want pictures of Avallac'h.

If Avallac'h's canon lover was Phillipa, then the girl in all these pictures would be Phillipa, not Ciri.

Ciri is ONLY here BECAUSE she was Avallac'h's canon lover in the novels, and she is here for no other eason.

You like Ciri. I don't.

I only tolerate Ciri because Avallac'h loves her.

Okay?

Now reel your enraged penises in and stop sending me your stupid enraged emails, okay?

All the Witcher 3 images on this page were edited using 2 software programs: 
VideoPad Professional (not free)
 John Paul Chacha's Chasys Draw IES Artist (free)

All images on this page are from:
The Witcher 3: 
Wild Hunt 
|Game of the Year Edition| 
Completionist Run: The Avallac'h Playthrough
(Watch It Live HERE)

More Pictures From Witcher 3:

**Pages listed below, are marked as NSFW if it contains more then 10 pictures of nude/topless women, usually Ciri, with bare breasts and nipples... or at least one picture of a vagina, again usually Ciri's**

**NOTE that pages NOT marked as NSFW may also have bare breasts, just fewer then 10 images of them**

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If a page listed below is not yet a link, that is because it is still set to private and not yet live, because it has fewer then 50 images on it.

These pages go live after they have 50 images on the page, and it takes a huge amount of time for me to make these images. Each of these Witcher-3-image-collection pages takes 80+ hours to make.

Most of these pages have 300+ images, a few have over 1,000 images. Each page may take a long time to load if you are on mobile or have slow internet.

In total there are more then 15,000 images of Avallac'h spread out across these pages.

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Note that these pages are updated daily, with new images added to the appropriate pages after each Twitch stream. *(I play the game daily even when not streaming it, so even days with no stream, these pages get updated)* And as such, these pages are always growing larger, and more pages are always being added.

Eventually I will have a separate page for EACH and EVERY town and Point of Interest in the game, with a goal of 1,000 images in each collection. Meaning when this project is finished there will be more the 500 pages, and more then 500,000 images across them.

This project started May 13, 2018 and as of May 8, 2021 now has 32,500 screenshots uploaded. You can see them by clicking on the links below.

New pages are added all the time and the links go live after there are at least 100 images on the page. MOST of the links below have more than 500 images, some have more than a 1,000. Know that due to the image heavy nature of these pages these pages may not load well on mobile and may suffer from long loading times if you are on low quality internet speeds. If you are on dial up, these pages may not load at all, due to the large sizes of the image files and the fact of500+ images per page.

If a page is listed below, but does not yet have a link, it is because the page has been started, but is still in draft format due to not yet having 100 images uploaded to it. It'll go live once it reaches 100 image.

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• Avallac'h and Ciri - NSFW!
• Avallac'h and Ciri Forever
• Avallac'h and Friendly Dog
  
• Avallac'h and Ge'els
  
• Avallac'h and his Barbagazi Bunnies
  
• Avallac'h and his Lover Isilia
  
• Avallac'h and his Panthers
  
• Avallac'h and his Women
  
• Avallac'h and Monsters
  
• Avallac'h and Postcard Landscapes
  
• Avallac'h and Rudy
  
• Avallac'h and The Fisher King
  
• Avallac'h and Triss and Yennefer - NSFW! 
  
• Avallac'h and Witcher 3 Easter Eggs
  
• Avallac'h and Wraiths
  
• Avallac'h at Aeramas Abandoned Manor
  
• Avallac'h at Alness
  
• Avallac'h at Arette
  
• Avallac'h at Arnskrone Castle Ruins
  
• Avallac'h at Astre Castle Ruins
  
• Avallac'h at Basne Farm
  
• Avallac'h at Blackbough
  
• Avallac'h at Border Post
  
• Avallac'h at Boris' Troll Camp
  
• Avallac'h at Bowdin
  
• Avallac'h at Caroberta Woods
  
• Avallac'h at Carsten
  
• Avallac'h at Condyle
• Avallac'h at Cooper's Slope
• Avallac'h at Count De La Croix's Mill
• Avallac'h at Crane Cape Kovir Passage
• Avallac'h at Drahim Castle
• Avallac'h at Dun Tynne
• Avallac'h at Dun Tynne
• Avallac'h at Est Taylar
• Avallac'h at Fareo
• Avallac'h at Ferry Station
  
• Avallac'h at Flovive
• Avallac'h at Fornhala
• Avallac'h at Fox Hollow
• Avallac'h at Francollarts
• Avallac'h at Frischlow
• Avallac'h at Fyresdal
• Avallac'h at Gildorf
• Avallac'h at Hauteville
• Avallac'h at Heatherton
  
• Avallac'h at Hindarsfjall
  
• Avallac'h at Hindhold
  
• Avallac'h at Hov
  
• Avallac'h at Inn of the Crossroads 
• Avallac'h at Kaer Trolde
• Avallac'h at Kierag Cliffs
• Avallac'h at Lac Celavy
  
• Avallac'h at Lady Orianna's Estate
• Avallac'h at Lassommoir
• Avallac'h at Lebioda's Gate at Orlemurs Cemetery
• Avallac'h at Lornruk Castle
  
• Avallac'h at Lower Mill
  
• Avallac'h at Lucian's Windmill
  
• Avallac'h at Lurtch
  
• Avallac'h at Lynx Crag
• Avallac'h at Mare Aubrebis
• Avallac'h at Martin Feuille's Farmstead
  
• Avallac'h at Master Topical's Herbalist Hut
  
• Avallac'h at Mere Lachaiselongue Cemetery
• Avallac'h at Midcopse
• Avallac'h at Mohrin Village
• Avallac'h at Mont Crane Castle
• Avallac'h at Nordberg
  
• Avallac'h at Ofrithrdarl
• Avallac'h at Oreton
• Avallac'h at Oxenfurt's Western Gate Bridge
• Avallac'h at Redgill
• Avallac'h at Rioux Canne's Outpost
• Avallac'h at Rogne
  
• Avallac'h at San Sebastian
  
• Avallac'h at Sansretour Valley
• Avallac'h at Seidhe Llygad
  
• Avallac'h at Sigismund Dijkstra's Bathhouse
• Avallac'h at Skellige's Grotto
  
• Avallac'h at Spikerrog
  
• Avallac'h at Svorlag
  
• Avallac'h at Termes Palace Ruins
  
• Avallac'h at Tesham Mutna
• Avallac'h at the Ancient Crypt Sunstone Cave
• Avallac'h at The Ancient Oak
  
• Avallac'h at the Ardaiso Quarry
• Avallac'h at the Arnskrone Castle Ruins
• Avallac'h at the Bastoy Prison Ruins
• Avallac'h at the Beauclair Dockside WareHouse
• Avallac'h at The Beauclair Palace
  
• Avallac'h at The Beauclair Port
  
• Avallac'h at The Belgaard Vineyard
  
• Avallac'h at The Bells of Beauclair
• Avallac'h at the Boatmaker's Hut in Velen
  
• Avallac'h at The Bosodi Brothers' Auction House
  
• Avallac'h at the Bridge to Kaer Trolde
• Avallac'h at the Buckholt Hill Hunter's Cottage
• Avallac'h at The Butcher's Yard Theater
• Avallac'h at The Byways
  
• Avallac'h at the Caseldaccia Abandoned Estate
• Avallac'h at The Cataclysm Site
  
• Avallac'h at The Champ Desoles
• Avallac'h at the Coast of Wrecks
• Avallac'h at The Cockatrice Inn
  
• Avallac'h at The Cunny of the Goose
  
• Avallac'h at The Cursed Chapel
  
• Avallac'h at the Cutterin Manor
• Avallac'h at the Danamebi Temple Ruins
• Avallac'h at the Dancing Windmill
• Avallac'h at the Destroyed Bastion
  
• Avallac'h at the Draken Hollow Outpost
• Avallac'h at the Druid's Camp
• Avallac'h at The Ducal Camerlengo
• Avallac'h at The Duchaton Crest
  
• Avallac'h at the Eternal Fire Chapel
• Avallac'h at the Forest Hut
• Avallac'h at the Fort Ussar Ruins
• Avallac'h at The Giant's Toes
  
• Avallac'h at the Garin Estate
• Avallac'h at the Gelenser Farm
• Avallac'h at the Gorgon Foothills
• Avallac'h at the Grassy Knoll
• Avallac'h at the Gustfields
• Avallac'h at the Gustfields Farm
• Avallac'h at the Gustfields Herbalist Hut
• Avallac'h at the Gustfields Mercenary Camp
• Avallac'h at the Hangman's Alley
• Avallac'h at the Harborside Docks of Novigrad
• Avallac'h at the Hierarch Square City Center
• Avallac'h at the Honeyfill Meadworks
• Avallac'h at The Hortense Estate
  
• Avallac'h at The House of Respite
  
• Avallac'h at the Kaer Almhult Prison Island
• Avallac'h at the Kaer Trolde Harbor
• Avallac'h at The Kilkerinn Ruins
  
• Avallac'h at The Kingfisher Inn
• Avallac'h at The La Compassion Orphanage
  
• Avallac'h at The Lake of Cleansing
• Avallac'h at The Lighthouse of King Radovid IV the Bald
• Avallac'h at the Logger's Hut
• Avallac'h at The Lower Mill
  
• Avallac'h at The Marauders Bridge
  
• Avallac'h at the Moldavie Residence
  
• Avallac'h at the Nilfgaardian Army Group Center Camp
  
• Avallac'h at the North Islands of Skellige
• Avallac'h at the Novigrad Beach
• Avallac'h at the Novigrad Forest's Scoiatael Trading Camp
• Avallac'h at The Novigrad Mourge
• Avallac'h at The Nowhere Inn
• Avallac'h at The Old Watchtower
  
• Avallac'h at the Oxenfurt Harbor
• Avallac'h at The Passiflora
• Avallac'h at The Pellar's
• Avallac'h at the Refugee Camp
• Avallac'h at The Rosemary and Thyme Brothel
• Avallac'h at the Sansretour Marsh
• Avallac'h at the Seidhe Llygad Amphitheater
• Avallac'h at the Seven Cats Inn
• Avallac'h at the Smugglers Den Cavern
• Avallac'h at the South Islands of Skellige
• Avallac'h at the St Gregory's Bridge
• Avallac'h at the Temerian Partisan Hideout
• Avallac'h at the Termes Palace Ruins
• Avallac'h at The Temple of Lilvani - The Moon Temple
  
• Avallac'h at The Tofu Vineyard
  
• Avallac'h at the Toussaint Prison
• Avallac'h at the Troll Bridge
• Avallac'h at The Ubbizi Townhouse (Triss's House)
• Avallac'h at The Upper Mill
  
• Avallac'h at the Valley of the Nine
• Avallac'h at The Vegelbud Residence
  
• Avallac'h at the Velen Crossroads at Gustfields Scoiatael Camp 
• Avallac'h at the Vikk Watchtower
• Avallac'h at the Von Everic Estate
• Avallac'h at The Whale Graveyard
  
• Avallac'h at the Whispering Grange
• Avallac'h at the Widow's Grotto
• Avallac'h at The Yustianna's Grotto
  
• Avallac'h at Tor Gvalch'ca aka Undvik's Tower Gateway Between Worlds
  
• Avallac'h at Undvik
• Avallac'h at Upper Mill
  
• Avallac'h at Urialla Harbor
• Avallac'h at Urilla's Needle
• Avallac'h at Velen's Burned Ruins
  
• Avallac'h at Velen's Grotto
  
• Avallac'h at Velen's Ruined Tower
  
• Avallac'h at Vikk Watchtower
  
• Avallac'h at Vilmerius Hospital
• Avallac'h at Wastrel Manor
• Avallac'h at White Eagle Fort
  
• Avallac'h at Whoreson's Casino
• Avallac'h at Yantra
• Avallac'h at Yngvar's Fang
  
• Avallac'h at Zuetzer Castle
  
• Avallac'h Blond
  
• Avallac'h Hooded
  
• Avallac'h Hugging Ciri - NSFW!
  
• Avallac'h in Alness
  
• Avallac'h in An Skellig
• Avallac'h in Ard Skellig
• Avallac'h in Beauclair
• Avallac'h in Benek
  
• Avallac'h in Brunwich
• Avallac'h in Caves
  
• Avallac'h in Chuchote Cave
• Avallac'h in Ciafanelli Bank
• Avallac'h in Claywich
  
• Avallac'h in Crookback Bog
  
• Avallac'h in Crow's Perch
  
• Avallac'h in Downwarren
  
• Avallac'h in Drudge
  
• Avallac'h in East Caroberta Woods
• Avallac'h in Erde
  
• Avallac'h in Fablesphere
• Avallac'h in Farcorners
• Avallac'h in The Fayrlund Forest
  
• Avallac'h in Fareo
  
• Avallac'h in Heddel
  
• Avallac'h in Hindarsfjall
  
• Avallac'h in his Velen Hideout
  
• Avallac'h in Kaer Morhen
  
• Avallac'h in Kaer Trolde
  
• Avallac'h in Lindenvale
  
• Avallac'h in Mont Crane Cemetery
  
• Avallac'h in The Morskogen Forest
  
• Avallac'h in Mulbrydale
  
• Avallac'h in Novigrad
  
• Avallac'h in Olena's Grove
  
• Avallac'h in Oxenfurt
  
• Avallac'h in Prophet Lebioda's Prayer Cave
  
• Avallac'h in Pink Underwear
• Avallac'h in Skellige
  
• Avallac'h in Spikeroog
  
• Avallac'h in The Ancient Crypt Sunstone Cave
  
• Avallac'h in The Barber's Cave
  
• Avallac'h in The Bay of Winds
  
• Avallac'h in The Devil's Pit
  
• Avallac'h in the Dragonslayer's Grotto
  
• Avallac'h in The Elven Catacombs of The Duen Hen Salt Mines aka Avallac'h's Velen Hideout
  
• Avallac'h in The Marcescent Forest
• Avallac'h in The Novigrad Bits
• Avallac'h in The Pali Gap Laboratory
  
• Avallac'h in the Temple Cemetery Mausoleum
  
• Avallac'h in Toderas
  
• Avallac'h in Toussaint
  
• Avallac'h in Undvik
  
• Avallac'h in Undvik: Clan Tordarroch Forge
  
• Avallac'h in Undvik: Dorve Ruins
  
• Avallac'h in Undvik: Marlin Coast 
  
• Avallac'h in Undvik: Urskar
  
• Avallac'h in Ursten
  
• Avallac'h in Velen
  
• Avallac'h in West Caroberta Woods
  
• Avallac'h in White Orchard
  
• Avallac'h in Whoreson's Arena
  
• Avallac'h Killing Guards
  
• Avallac'h Looting
  
• Avallac'h Masked
  
• Avallac'h on Bald Mountain
  
• Avallac'h on Fyke Isle
  
• Avallac'h on Kaer Almhult Prison Island
  
• Avallac'h on Mt Gorgon
  
• Avallac'h on Temple Isle
  
• Avallac'h on The Ghost Ship Island
  
• Avallac'h on The Snidhall Isles aka The Upper Skellige Islands
  
• Avallac'h on Urialla Isle
  
• Avallac'h on Velen's Bandit Camp Island
  
• Avallac'h Picking Flowers
  
• Avallac'h Swimming
  
• Avallac'h vs Vilgefortz
• Avallac'h Wearing a Blue Cape
• Avallac'h with King Auberon
  
• Avallac'h with No Cape
  
• Avallac'h's Breeding Program
  
• Blue Eyed Blond Ciri
• Ciri is Like Jesus?
• Did Avallac'h Beat Up Ciri?
• Is Avallac'h a Pervert?
  
• Nude Ciri Witcher 3 Rant
• Nude Pictures of Ciri | Ciri Naked | NSFW!!
• The 100 Page Myth aka How To Get 300,000 views in 1 day - NSFW!
• Was Avallac'h Sexual With Ciri?
• Who do you ship with Avallac'h More? Lara or Ciri?
• Who is Avallac'h?
• Who was Ciri Sleeping With: Auberon or Avallac'h or was it both?
• Why I do not like Ciri
• Why is Avallac'h wearing Pink Underwear?

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If you could recommend I watch one VOD that best represented your channel, which would it be?

This one....

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If One of these Videos Is Active,
I'm Live Streaming Right Now...

I stream on Twitch, YouTube, FaceBook, and Twitter. I have no pre-planned schedule for which site I will go live on. I do NOT multi-stream on multiple sites at once, so if I am live on one, I am not live on the other 3. (The FaceBook one will say "Video Unavailable" when not live.)

About This Game Play:

This current mod-making playthrough, is prep for a future fully-lore-friendly playthrough....

The ultimate goal of my mod making playthrough, is to make every character as lore-friendly as possible to how they were described in the novels.

Most specifically though we are transforming as much of the game as possible to match Chapter 5 of the novel Lady of the Lake, when Ciri lived with Avallac'h the first time, on The Lake of Avalon.

This current playthrough is largely a lot of test runs of hundreds of mods. It is being played open world with quests rarely happening, to allow us to run tests of various mods as I build them.

Due to the fact that the game engine, scripts, and other files is often open and being edited while I'm playing the game, this current playthrough is very unstable with bugs and glitches happening  daily and game crashes happening, sometimes as often as every few minutes.

You are witnessing a live overhaul and full rewrite of the game, that when finished will be used in a complete (more normal style) playthrough of the game.

However do not expect to see the lore-friendly playthrough any time soon. 

I began building this overhaul mod May 13, 2018 and have worked on it daily for 4 to 12 hours a day, all of it streamed here on Twitch, and... 

...while we've now altered over 2,000 script files, more than 7,000 textures, several hundred meshes, 400+ xml files, dozens of ini files, and have now begun work on changing 3D models...

...this project is far from finished and could see as much as another 3 years of daily work before completion.

UPDATE: October 5, 2020... it is now nearing 3 years since starting, and  there are now more than 20,000 files edited in this project, and no end is yet in sight.

Please Note: The Quaraun Series Is SplatterPunk Horror Gorn Rated M18+ for extreme graphic violence, grizzly depictions of suicide, and you must be 18 or older to buy it if you live in America, Japan, Australia, Germany, or any other country with government laws regulating explicit media

Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?

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I repeat, there is a MASSIVE TRIGGER WARNING for the Quaraun series, as it is 200+ volumes, 8 million+ words of steady, endless, non-stop suicide, suicide references, depression, and suicidal characters attempting suicide in nearly every chapter of every volume!

Don't be fooled by the pink covers. The Quaraun series has won awards for being among the darkest novels ever published.

Please Note: The Quaraun Series Is SplatterPunk Horror Gorn Rated M18+ for extreme graphic violence, grizzly depictions of suicide, and you must be 18 or older to buy it if you live in America, Japan, Australia, Germany, or any other country with government laws regulating explicit media

Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?

I repeat, there is a MASSIVE TRIGGER WARNING for the Quaraun series, as it is 200+ volumes, 8 million+ words of steady, endless, non-stop suicide, suicide references, depression, and suicidal characters attempting suicide in nearly every chapter of every volume!

Don't be fooled by the pink covers. The Quaraun series has won awards for being among the darkest novels ever published.

It's one of the few series so dark, so disturbing, so gory, so bloody, and so focused on putting suicide in your face that on January 6, 2016 the American government has issued a court order declaring I was required to put M18+ book rating on the cover.

If you have any questions regarding this court order issued by the Old Orchard Beach, Maine Town Hall, an division of the American Government,  which violates the first amendment, where we are clearly told the government can not censor freedom of speech, please head to the State of Maine, Biddeford District Court and ask for copies of

Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574 and CV-15-58/CV-15-59

the Alfred Superior Court Docket #CV-15-299

and the Portland Superior Law Court Docket #YOR-15-253

Additionally, you can find more information by going to the Old Orchard Beach Police Department and requesting copies of ALL police reports made in regards to 144, 146, and 146a Portland Avenue, from 2001 to 2016 (approximately 300 reports).

"This site contains daily blogs & vlogs of every event of every day of my life from 2003 til today.

If you are in my life, you are on this site - your name, your face, and probably your home address.

If you don't want to be on this site, then get your ass the fuck out of my life.

If you're harassing me or my family, you're here a lot, and if you don't want anyone to know about it, then don't do it! Don't think I won't defend myself and my family from you, because I will, rest assured if you even THINK about hurting me or any one in my family, I WILL become your WORST nightmare.

And if you do it to me... you can be certain the whole world will know, because I WILL tell EVERYONE.

I will also remind you: I am also a Voodoo Priestess rank of Medsen Fey. I do readings, spell castings, curses, and exorcisms for clients. I'm also a Ceremonial High Magic Necromancer. I trained under the Hebrew Enochain Kabbalist Etiole de bleu de Azure Swanzen, famed for his ability to call up Devs, Ghuls, Daemons, and Djinn, the terror of Maine known mostly for his deadly 7 Year Retribution Curses and Mirror Box Wanga Death Spells. I was his apprentice for 37 years and have now taken over for him. If you hurt me or my family, rest assured a 7 Year Curse HAS been cast on you."

~EelKat (tagline from EK's StarLog 2006)

“Everything... affects everything” 

― Jay Asher

never judge yourself, by the way a hater judges you, you are way better then they say you are, and they know it, that's why they are trying to bring you down to their level ~EelKat

"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm."

- Winston Churchill

"My will shall shape the future. Whether I fail or succeed shall be no man's doing but my own. I am the force; I can clear any obstacle before me or I can be lost in the maze. My choice; my responsibility; win or lose, only I hold the key to my destiny."

- Elaine Maxwell

bullies don't care

because bullies are cruel

“Don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical; don't edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.” - Franz Kafka

"There is only one success:  to be able to spend your life in your own way."

- Christopher Lasch

"Being a writer is a little bit like being insane, since I spend a lot of time anguishing over problems that involve people who don’t exist doing imaginary things in places that aren’t real." - Aaron Thier

Don't let a bully pretend they are the victim, their crocodile tears are just a deviant trick they use to hurt you even more, by convincing others to not help you.

Did you know, before Hugh Howey Wrote wool, he and I wrote this book?

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” - Douglas Adams

Please Note: The Quaraun Series Is SplatterPunk Horror Gorn Rated M18+ for extreme graphic violence, grizzly depictions of suicide, and you must be 18 or older to buy it if you live in America, Japan, Australia, Germany, or any other country with government laws regulating explicit media

Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?

I repeat, there is a MASSIVE TRIGGER WARNING for the Quaraun series, as it is 200+ volumes, 8 million+ words of steady, endless, non-stop suicide, suicide references, depression, and suicidal characters attempting suicide in nearly every chapter of every volume!

Don't be fooled by the pink covers. The Quaraun series has won awards for being among the darkest novels ever published.

It's one of the few series so dark, so disturbing, so gory, so bloody, and so focused on putting suicide in your face that...

...on January 6, 2016 the American government has issued a court order declaring I was required to put M18+ book rating on the cover, as well as banned 27 volumes of the Quaraun series from being sold in America.

If you have any questions regarding this court order issued by the Old Orchard Beach, Maine Town Hall, an division of the American Government,  which violates the first amendment, where we are clearly told the government can not censor freedom of speech...

please head to the State of Maine, Biddeford District Court and ask for copies of

Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574 and CV-15-58/CV-15-59

the Alfred Superior Court Docket #CV-15-299

and the Portland Superior Law Court Docket #YOR-15-253

Additionally, you can find more information by going to the Old Orchard Beach Police Department and requesting copies of ALL police reports made in regards to 144, 146, and 146a Portland Avenue, from 2001 to 2016 (approximately 300 reports).

Our new 2017 "Pink Christmas" theme Web Graphics were designed by Ana Terium of Dark & Light Graphics (Yes, same designer who's been doing art for my sites since 2005! She's the same one who did all the cat graphics and blinkie borders, etc as well.)

Most of the animated .gifs, dolls, and dividers found on this site were designed by Chibiville