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WARNING:
Avallac'h & Ciri Shipping Happens Daily In My Cult of Avallac'h Stream
& ALL Sex Scenes Are Avallach With Ciri
OMG! You people are fucking perverted freaks!
LOL!
Thank you for our biggests traffic month EVER!!!
Google just reranked my website - the keyword currently bringing the most traffic to my site... tells me you people are all sick minded perverts...
You know... half the people in my chat call Avallac'h perverted because he has nude drawings of Ciri...
...but hey...
Every 30 days Google ranks my website and tells me the current top keyword search term trends that are driving traffic to my website.
Here's the list of the top search terms that drove traffic to my website this month:
- ciri nude
- ciri naked
- ciri nude cosplay
- witcher 3 ciri nude
- witcher 3 ciri naked
- witcher ciri nude
- nude ciri
- the witcher 3 ciri nude
And there are more... LOTS more... those are just the top most used versions
And how many people used those search terms to find my website?
"ciri nude" ranks at number 1 with a grand total of 66,715 people reaching my website via that search term this month.
66,715 visited my website in October 2019, via typing into Google the search term "ciri nude".
Good god!
And you people call Avallac'h perverted. What the hell are you?
Apparently I'm the only person who ever played The Witcher 3 as a nude Ciri and them posted screenshots of the whole thing online.
Damn... even all those screenshots of Ciri having sex with Avallac'h got 2,650+ visits each! LOL
What the hell?
What happened?
Why did EVERYONE suddenly start searching for "ciri nude" all of a sudden?
Well, whatever the reason... you pervs pushed us over the 200,000 mark this month!
Yep, 200,000 pages views in a SINGLE MONTH!
A great big hug and thank you to all you wonderful perverted freaks!
Watch Part 1: Google just reranked my website - the keyword currently bringing the most traffic to my site... tells me you people are all sick minded perverts! from EelKat on www.twitch.tvAnd before you get all hyped up over more "nude Ciri content", you might just want to reel your penis in and watch these two videos....
and
you might find them, rather eye opening....
You do know what Ciri did to Avallac'h in the novels, right?
If you are a man and you LIKE Ciri... wow, just, fucking WOW... clearly you ain't never read the novels.
You want a nude picture that BEST REPRESENTS Ciri... HERE HAVE A LINK.
Happy nightmares to any man who dares click on ^^^THAT^^^ link (which by the way, oddly, is the most visited picture on my website... I'm not sure why... you people are freaks.)
Ever heard of Lorena Bobbitt?
No?
How about Sada Abe?
No?
Better hide your dick for this one...
Ever heard of Catherine Kieu?
Hey, but you want nude pics of Ciri... well, have fun jerking your penis off to her while you can, because she's got a sword just waiting to slice your dick off.
If you want to continue to jerk off to Ciri, then make sure you NEVER read the novels... run... run far, far away from the novels and the REAL Ciri the game never told you about: the penis chopping, testicle mutilating psycho whore.
I continue to be amazed by how many men fantasize over women who are famous for cutting off penises. Damn. I'll never understand why you men like Ciri so much. But hey, you want to fantasize over penis mutilating women, I'm sure there are hundreds of real world women who would be more then happy to line up to castrate you.
Me personally, I hate rapists, sexual abusers, abortion bitches, spouse abusers, senior abusers, and terrorists... and Ciri is ALL OF THE ABOVE. But you keep on lusting after the baby murdering, spouse abusing, senior citizen raping, penis chopping, testical mutilating, shit bitch of a slutty assed whore... while you're at it, why do you go lust after Alex from Clock Work Orange? His crimes are nearly as horrific, brutal, or violent as Ciri's though, so he probably ain't enough of an abuser for you to like him.
So while you get off fantasizing over Ciri chopping your dick off, I'll continue to hate Ciri and all the psycho-feminist, social-justice-terrorism she stands for and is the poster child of. Sorry but, I like Avallac'h too much to share your love for the bitch who castrated him.
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Why do I hate Ciri? Reasons: 1: Ciri is a rapist. 2: Ciri is an abortion bitch. 3: Ciri is a sex crazed pervert. 4: Ciri is a drunk. 5: Ciri is a cocaine addict. 6: Ciri has a bloodlust. She is addicted to killing anything, everything, and every one that moves. 7: Ciri is a slutty assed whore who spends 90% of her time in the novels masterbating for the reader, demanding sex from every one, and raping elderly men. 8: Ciri says children, especially babies are parasites, and should all be killed. 9: One of Ciri's favorite pastimes is stabbing pregnant women in the belly. to "rescue them from the parasites that will destroy their lives." In short, Ciri is a vile, immoral piece of shit. HAVE YOU NEVER LISTENED TO A WORD I HAVE EVER SAID IN MY STREAMS? Hell! We do more preaching Bible verses here then anything else. We even use Ciri as the Why do you think I hate that immoral, sex-crazed, perverted, crackhead, drunk, child murdering, rapist, gutter scum piece of trash, bitch Ciri so much? Who in their right mind wouldn't hate her? The bigger question here is, why do YOU like a deviated, immoral piece of trash like that? WHAT? DID THEY THINK ^^^^THAT^^^ WAS A JOKE? |
Watch Page 179 of Lady of the Lake aka Why I don't like Ciri and Why I absolutely hate,, loath, and revile Ciri's psychotic fan base from EelKat on www.twitch.tv
<<<---- 24 MILLION people consider this vile drug addicted, drunk, spouse abusing, child murdering, rapist who was modeled after The Lady of the Lake/Satan to be "The #1 female little girls should look up to and strive to be like". While 21 MILLION people consider this moral, just, kind man who was modeled after The Fisher King/Christ Jesus himself, to be the most vile, terrible, evil villain of any villain ever created. --->>> It says a lot about the society we live in when evil acts are hailed as good and good acts are hailed as bad. How? Tell me how.... how do you sick, perverted jackasses look at Ciri and see ANYTHING but disgust and revulsion? |
Why do I like Avallac'h? You mean other then the fact that he was brutally raped and left crippled in a manner near identical to what happened to me? Reasons: 1: Avallac'h is asexual, a virgin, lives a celibate life, and shuns sex. 2: Avallac'h is a vegan, animal rights, human rights, monster rights activist. 3: Avallac'h is doesn't drink alcohol. 4: Avallac'h has morals and strives to live a pious, righteous, holy life free from sin. 5: Avallac'h executes abortion bitches. 6: Avallac'h rescuses would-have-been-aborted babies. 7: Avallac'h abhors violence, weapons, and war 8: Avallac'h is a quiet, peaceful, kind, gentle, loving, docile man who spends his life doing nothing but fishing off his boat. 9: Animals and monsters do not fear Avallac'h because he has never shed innocent blood, never taken an innocent life, he has never murdered anyone. 10: Avallac'h is The Fisher King, holiest of the Grail Knights... The Maimed King... literally Jesus the Christ Fisher of Men; the ultimate moral person. Do you really know NOTHING about King Arthur Myhos or the fact that The Fisher King and the 12 Grail Knights are Jesus and his 12 disciples? Who wouldn't love Avallac'h knowing that? |
I was raped, crippled, my legs, hips, knees, and spine broken, I was pregnant at the time, my died and I haven't been able to walk for 6 years. You can't even begin to imagine how much I hate the thought of sex, I have post traumatic stress disorder and sex, any mention of it, triggers it. I'm asexual, I have Kanner's Syndrome (actual Autism), I'm a 5th generation Mormon, and I'm an ordained minister.
I like Avallac'h because he's asexual, a virgin, and lives a celibate life. His wife died while she 8 months pregnant with another man's baby. I empathize with him, because just like me, he was beaten, raped, and crippled for the rest of his life. His entire story takes place on a lake, beside his wife's grave, where he does nothing but ride his around the lake, fish off a rowboat, and wander the fields picking flowers for his wife's grave.
And after he's raped, his legs broken, and the tomb of his wife smashed and destroyed, he never again leaves the boat, never speaks again, and never walks again.
Do you know the full extent of what happened to him? How bad it really was? How big of a piece of shit Ciri really is?
He was raped 5 times total. He tried to run away each time, but he's elderly, and had a lame leg, and was easily tackled by the sex crazed shit bitch that is Ciri. Because he kept running away, she broke both of his legs, then raped him again. Then, to punish him for refusing to have sex with her, she drove a sword through his hip, through his testicles, and out his other thigh. He was never able to walk again.
And all this, happened after he had already been tortured, locked in a cage, his blood drained, his family tortured to death in front of him: his parents, his siblings, his wife, his adopted baby, and his cats.... who when they were dead, were chopped up and force fed to him.
And WHY did she do all this? She was angry, that he was an asexual virgin and was refusing to have sex with her on command. She, 12 year old Queen of Cintra, who was used to demanding men to have sex with her and was horrified to encounter a righteous, just, decent, moral holy man who dared stand his ground and NOT obey the vile, perverted, debauched bitch's sex crazed demands.
I was raped, crippled, my legs, hips, knees, and spine broken, I was pregnant at the time, my baby, died and I haven't been able to walk for 6 years. I play as Avallac'h in the game, because I can make him walk again... something I can't do for myself...and THINGY KNEW THAT! I told her that August 2018. The game is only thing that keeps me from killing myself. You don't know what it;s like. I use to aqua jog 13 miles a day, go mountain climbing, horseback riding... and after 6 miscarriages, I finally had a pregnancy that was almost full term and a chance of finally having a baby.
- I was raped November 14, 2013
- I was beaten with a metal baseball bat, breaking my spine, hip, and knees November 14, 2013
- I was pregnant and the baby died November 14, 2013
- the injuries left me unable to have another baby
- I was paralyzed for 5 months
- I was in a wheelchair and doctors said I would never walk again
- I spent 18 months stubbornly teaching myself to walk again
- I have severe post traumatic stress disorder caused by having been brutally raped
- my internal organs are messed up so bad that surgery can not fix it, I have no control of bodily functions, and have spent most of my life having to wear adult diapers because I have no clue when I have to pee or defecate... to avoid accidents I have to keep a timer on, and use the bathroom every 2 hours when the timer goes off.... something you see every day throughout my daily 12 hour streams
- among other things, my hip, knee, and spine was broken with a baseball bat, resulting in I spent 5 month paralyzed and 18 months relearning to walk... and you see me streaming from bed because I have been crippled the rest of my life.... today I am no longer in a wheelchair and can walk for limited distances with a cane, but I will never again run, dance, or mountain climb
- The attack happened at quarter past 10PM at the BugLight Lighthouse parking lot beside the art department studio of Southern Maine Community College. I was putting an easel in the back of my car, bent over the back seat, and did not see them come up to the car; they carried a metal baseball bat and a golf club, which they used to beat me in the back with, while I was still leaned into the car.
- The attack was done by 3 people, a man and 2 women. The man was bald, around 6'4" and in his 30s, the 2 women were in their 60s and appeared to be the man's mother and aunt; the "mother" had distinctive dyed hair, shoulder length, pageboy cut, of platinum blond and dark brown stripes about 4 inches wide, EXTREMELY 1980s space girl fake hair dye; the other woman had long natural-orange-red curly hair, lime green glasses with a very distinctive narrow "x-men cyclops style" shape, she was screaming "I'm Kendra Silvermander, It's my turn to shine"... the 3 of them drove away together in a 4-door white pick-up truck with a silver tool box across the back and large oversized mountain bike tread tires.
- And do you REALLY need to be reminded about the cats... you know, the 10 kidnapped cats whose heads were nailed to my door!
The murderer has not yet been identified. If you have any information, FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the investigation. He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322
I like Avallac'h because he's asexual, a virgin, and lives a celibate life. I empathize with him, because just like me, he was beaten, raped, and crippled for the rest of his life. He's one of the 12 Holy Grail Knights of King Arthur's Round Table.
My playing as Avallac'h has nothing to do with sex and I'm tired of you vile jackasses trying to make it out to be.
I play as Avallac'h in the game, because I can make him walk again and I can give him his cats back... something I can't do for myself.
Answer me this:
How can you glorify a rapist?
I'm thinking you are so vile, so perverted, so immoral, so evil... that THAT is why you are so in love with Ciri and have a hard time understanding why I don't join you in making fun of a moral, righteous man while glorifying the vile perversion that is Ciri. You are just plain THAT EVIL, that you can't see past your own debauched, vile life of sin to understand what it is like to be utterly disgusted and abhorred by repulsive evil things like yourself.
GO THINK ON THAT FOR A WHILE.
Shame on you!
How dare you glorify a rapist!
You want nude pictures of Ciri?
Here!
Have nude pictures of your vile mother of sin.
Patron of evil.
Embodiment of filth!
Then go burn in hell with her!
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 Stream Schedule:The stream is live EVERY DAY usually from late evening through night and into early morning (EST). Streams last 4 to 12 hours depending on how much free time I have that day. Start time is not specific as my offline work schedule changes daily and is not consistent from one week to the next. Some days I start around 6PM other days I don't start til midnight or as late as 3AM. Usually you can find me on til 7AM, regardless of what time I start. If I miss a day (which is rare, but does happen) it's because my health is worse then normal that day. If I'm able to sit up, but the tremors in my hands are to a point I can not hold the controller, I'll vlog instead of gaming. But if I'm too weak to sit up, I won't vlog that day either. There are simply days when I am too weak to push myself up in bed and I don't have anyone to help me sit up, so I can not record those days. Sorry. DAILY:
NOTE: Witcher 3 a NSFW 18+ Stream with Wild Nudity settings turned on (meaning the females are nude - boobs and titties everywhere) sex scenes happening frequently - drug use and strong graphic violence in every stream - viewer discretion is STRONGLY ADVISED!
Often doing mod building, mod editing, and how to mod Witcher 3 streams as well. Full list of publicly available mods I'm using, is listed on my Twitch profile, along with detailed instructions for how to get each of the 3 Ciri endings of the game, and the full history of Avallac'h's character from both the novels and the game. WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT:
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WARNING:
Avallac'h & Ciri Shipping Happens Daily In My Cult of Avallac'h Stream
& ALL Sex Scenes Are Avallach With Ciri
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then you grab life by the balls and say you're taking them too.
Why make lemonade when you can make testicle stew?
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I don't like bullies, bullying me, cyberbullies, offline bullies, any bullies.
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“Don’t turn your face away. Once you’ve seen, you can no longer act like you don’t know. Open your eyes to the truth. It’s all around you. Don’t deny what the eyes to your soul have revealed to you. Now that you know, you cannot feign ignorance. Now that you’re aware of the problem, you cannot pretend you don’t care. To be concerned is to be human. To act is to care.”
― Vashti Quiroz-Vega
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of Old Orchard Beach, Maine!
{{{{Hugs}}} and a great big thank you to all my wonderful fans!
As of March 2017 EelKat.com is now getting 44,000 views per month!
We've come a long way from the 300 views a month I was getting 10 years ago when the Amphibious Aliens article was first published.
We are also now the #1 web site on Google for almost every search term containing the words "Old Orchard Beach", receiving more then 7,000 hits per month just on that one search term!
With 6,000+ pages and 44,000 views per month, we are now both the largest and most trafficked website headquartered out of Old Orchard Beach, Maine. Yay!
These amazing results are all thanks to one article: Amphibious Aliens, which now ranks as my most read article ever, as well as the most visited page on my website. Thank you to all my wonderful readers for making this possible. Without all you wonderful people this website wouldn't even be possible.
{{{Hugs}}} for you all, and thank you once again for taking the time to stop by!
~EK
Monster Truck No Hurry as Transgender Awareness Tour Bus - Inside
Monster Truck No Hurry as Transgender Awareness Tour Bus - OutsideWe Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, are Scottish & this site therefore uses our Native Scottish English.
Spellings like "traveller" or "neighbour" or "colour", pronoun differences "me" for "my" or "you" for "your" might look unfamiliar to you, but they are in fact correct in our language. Please refrain from letting your cultural ignorance show in my inbox.
Updates:
Do You Read Banned Books?
Want To Read The First Ever Book Banned By The United States Government?
Banned by the United States Government, January 4, 2016 for being "Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine."
State of Maine, Biddeford District Court, Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574
OLD Updates:
(not updated in a while; but leaving them on the first page, due to the info they contain)
NEXT BOOK RELEASES:
NOTE: Due to violent attack on my family by the Ku Klux Klan on April 10, 2015, all book releases dates have been pushed back a month or more. Most of the planned 2015/2016/2017 book releases have been CANCELED and will not move forward until sometime in 2017/2018.
The May 2015 Book Signing Tour has been canceled.
All tour dates for 2015/2016/2017 are canceled
You can find out why HERE.
The release schedule will remain up. I will change the dates, once I have new dates to change them to.
The Vanishing Books Update:
A lot of readers have pointed out that 27 of my books were deleted off of their Kindle devices.
Yes.
...for having transgender main characters in them. They were removed due to a court order issued by the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall of the Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, United States of America.
Full details of this is now found in the court ordered "warning" that is now required to be placed in my books by the Town of Old Orchard Beach's civil rights violating court order.
You can read a copy of that warning below...
Seeing How "The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach" Court Order Requires Me To Put This Notice In The Front Of The Novels,
I Assume It Also Requires I Put It In Front of Novel Excerpts Posted Online As Well, so, Here It Is...
Enjoy The Stupidity That Is The
Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
Where I Am Deemed,
In Their Words:
"Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town of Old Orchard Beach"
Because I'm The Author of The Quaraun Series.
INTRODUCTION TO THE SERIES
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
(Added March 29, 2016)
by
EelKat Wendy Christine Allen
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UPDATE: The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall has handed me a court order requiring I place a warning in my books, warning you that they have their heads stuck up their asses, I mean, warning you that this book was written by a non-white transgender author and contains non-white, LGBTQ characters, which the straight, white citizens of Old Orchard Beach find offensive because they never before took their heads out of their asses long enough to notice that there exist in this world non-white people and gay transgender men. The HORROR I have forced them to discover, when they took their heads out of their asses long enough to discover a non-white, transgender author has lived in their town since 1975!
As of January 4, 2016 ALL gay, transgender, and non-white authors, living in the white power, gay-hating town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine are now required to add a warning to the front of their books, warning readers that this book is a vile, evil, perversion of their senses because it contains non-white, minority, transgender, and or gay characters who by their very existence according to the white power, gay hating residents of the 99.9% white town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine do not deserve to live and should not be included as characters in books.
Because I am a vile, evil, non-white, transgender author who lives in Old Orchard Beach, Maine, I am now required by court order to place warning in my books, to warn readers that this book was written by a vile, evil, non-white, transgender author and there for may contain references to my vile, evil, non-white, transgender lifestyle, including to, shock, and horror, ACTUALLY CONTAIN
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Non-white characters
oh, my, my, my, how evil of me to consider writing a book with a person of colour in it. And even worse, is the fact that...wait for it...
I've gone so far as to allow gay transvestite characters to be in my books.
How shockingly evil of me to offend the citizens of Old Orchard Beach, by including gay and transgender characters in my book. I have forced them to have to discover the horror that there exists non-white people in our town, and worse, have made them suffer the horrors of learning that LGBTQ citizens have the right to live. How evil of me. To punish me for the publication of the book you are now reading, they filled my home with sewage 3 feet deep and cut the heads off of my cats, drove a backhoe over my house, then beat me up and left me paralyzed for 5 months, during which time they hacked my online accounts of Kboards, NaNoWriMo, Twitter and other places and impersonated me, posting lots of shitty crap to try to discredit me and destroy my reputation. If you are one of my long time readers and followers, you no dought saw what transpired on KBoards and NaNoWriMo (I did not see it and still do not know what happened, seeing how I was in the hospital dying, while the hacker was taking over my accounts online.)
18 months later I am out of the wheelchair, relearning to walk and still refusing to unpublish my evil books containing non-white gay men and so now they have gotten a court order demanding the warning you are now reading, be placed in this book, because the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall (the plaintiff named on the court order – YES – an actual United States Government Organization has issued this civil rights violating court order, in blatant disregard to federal laws) believes that non-whites and gays and transgender citizens are so evil that they QUOTE “ought to be shot in the head” UNQUOTE.
The book you are now holding contains non-white characters, of the same vile, evil non-white race as the non-white author who wrote this book and because I am not white and have chosen to include non-white characters in this book, I am now required by court order to warn my non-white readers that this book was written by evil, vile non-white me and contains evil, vile non-white characters that will offend your holier then though piece of shit white asses. There, I am now in compliance with the white power, gay hating town of Old Orchard Beach's, civil rights violating court order. White trash has now been warned that non-white trash exists in this book.
The book you are now holding contains LGBTQ characters, of the same vile, evil LGBTQ existence as the LGBTQ who wrote this book and because I am LGBTQ and have chosen to include LGBTQ characters in this book, I am now required by court order to warn my LGBTQ readers that this book was written by evil, vile LGBTQ me and contains evil, vile LGBTQ characters that will offend your holier then though piece of shit straight asses. There, I am now in compliance with the white power, gay hating town of Old Orchard Beach's, civil rights violating court order. Straight trash has now been warned that non-straight trash exists in this book.
If you have any questions regarding this court order which violates the civil rights of people of colour, minority races, and LGBTQ citizens, please head to the State of Maine, Biddeford District Court and ask for copies of
Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574 and CV-15-58/CV-15-59
the Alfred Superior Court Docket #CV-15-299
and the Portland Superior Law Court Docket #YOR-15-253
Additionally, you can find more information by going to the Old Orchard Beach Police Department and requesting copies of ALL police reports made in regards to 144, 146, and 146a Portland Avenue, from 2001 to 2016 (approximately 300 reports).
Note, that the court order includes 4 interesting facts:
1: It states that transgender people in Old Orchard Beach are not allowed to own cats; the Town Manager confiscated my cats on this basis (the judge granted this). 140 families in Old Orchard Beach had a grand total of more then 500 cats taken from them via this court order. Many of those cats are being returned to their owners, one head nailed to their door at a time.
2: It states that transgender vehicles are not allowed in the town of Old Orchard Beach and specifically that The Transgender Awareness Tour Bus be removed from the "perimeters of the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach" (the judge denied this)
3: It states that transgender authors, not be allowed to publish books featuring transgender characters, and contains a list of books, deemed "Too gay for Old Orchard Beach" that the Town Hall requested be removed from publication. The judge ordered the removal and unpublication of 27 of my books, and that the rest have this warning placed in them.
4: That LGBTQ, non-white, non-Christians, and Muslims, not be allowed to set foot in Old Orchard Beach (with one motel owner in particular claiming his right to confiscate the homes, property, and business of some 140 families in Old Orchard Beach, by right of his desire to put condominiums on each of their properties. Interestingly, this is the same man who drove a backhoe over my house in 2013.) Part of this was passed, with the judge ordering LGBTQ families not allowed to set foot in their own homes (not rentals or apartments - houses they owned outright and owed no taxes or mortgages on, with 140 families be forced out of their homes on January 4, 2016. He dropped the request to confiscate homes of LGBTQ citizens when FBI Agent Andy Drewer Arrived to investigate him and the 5 businesses he owns, for his connection to the bomb that blew up my house in 2006.) Three court houses later a different judge overruled the first judge's civil rights violating order, with LGBTQ citizens being allowed to go home October 18, 2016, after 10 months of living in their cars.
Want to know the names, phone numbers, business locations, and home addresses of all the cat murdering, transphobic, gay-hating, white powered people who are trying to ban all LGBTQ and non-white citizens from Old Orchard Beach? Then go to those 3 court houses and request to get copies of all 700 pages of The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach Court Case of Old Orchard Beach vs Wendy Christine Allen.
All names and contact information of all the white power, gay hating town hall officials, police officers, public works workers, motels, businesses, motel owners, business owners, and the KKK's own lawyers, behind this introduction now required to being added to books containing gay or non-white characters can be found in those court orders and police reports, here after collectively known as “The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach Court Case” or #TooGayForOOB for short.
In those court dockets you will find more then 700 pages of utterly fascinating civil rights violating, animal abusing, hate crime glorifying, anti-gay, white power, transphobic lunacy. I highly recommend you get copies of those court dockets and see for yourself, the REALITY of how utterly insane the gay hating, white power mentality of Old Orchard Beach, really is.
Or if you want to meet me at Staples, and are willing to pay however much it costs to have 700 pages of copies made, you can get copies made of my copy of the court order.
Happy reading.
Welcome to Maine, where love wins, everywhere, except in the white power, gay-hating town of Old Orchard Beach. TIP: If you are looking for a great fun summer family vacation spot this summer: avoid the transphobic, animal abusing, gay hating, white power town of Old Orchard Beach. This town is only family friendly, IF your family qualifies as a “real family” which to them means: you are white, Christian, and have no connections to LGBTQ people whatsoever. Save your hard earned money and DO NOT come to Old Orchard Beach this summer. Don't bother wasting your hard earned money on the transphobic, animal abusing, gay hating, white power trash that thinks it's okay to discriminate against people based on race, gender, religion, or colour.
There. Now I am in compliance with the court order and you, my dear reader have been warned that this book was written by evil, vile, perverted non-white, non-straight little old me and contains non-white, gay, transvestite characters. Can I ask: Have you EVER seen a book ANYWHERE that the author's town required the author to place a warning in the book, for ANY reason? Can anyone say RIDICULOUS? Yes, the town of Old Orchard Beach is being utterly ridiculous. I think they forgot that Old Orchard Beach is a town in America and not it's own country.
So, if you are a transphobic, gay-hating, white power person who is offended by the existence of transvestites, gays, non-Christians, people of colour, and other things that tick off white power mentalities, then you probably want to avoid these books.
For everybody else who isn't a white power, transphobic, gay-hating jerk with their head stuck up their own white, Christian ass: I hope you enjoy reading these books as much as I have enjoyed writing them. And for those of you who don't enjoy this sort of book, well, enjoy those knee-jerks, I'm told you guys should be expecting quite a few of them.
~EK
End of introduction.
And yet...
The First Amendment to the United States Constitution prohibits the making of any law respecting an establishment of religion, impeding the free exercise of religion, abridging the freedom of speech, infringing on the freedom of the press, interfering with the right to peaceably assemble or prohibiting the petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances. It was adopted on December 15, 1791, as one of the ten amendments that constitute the Bill of Rights.
The Town of Old Orchard Beach is a United States Government organization. By banning books and forcing their unpublication, they have gone against The First Amendment to the United States Constitution.
No law can give or take away the choice to commit suicide.
- Maggie Gallagher
The homosexual community has more acceptance in America than it ever has, and the suicide rate is as high as it's always been.
- Randall Terry
Hamsa
Eye of The Grigoi
Eye of the Watchers
Eye of God
Hand of God
Eye of Protection
Evil Eye
Gypsy Curse
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July 2015
NOTE: January 3, 2016-Both BoomFuzzy and the Monster Porn Book are finished and being edited. They should both be published in mid-February 2016.
August, September,
& October 2015
November & December 2015
January, February, March, April 2016
May, June, July, August, September 2016
October 2016
(Now Free To Read Online)
Was One of The 27 Books
Banned By The United States Government
On January 4, 2016
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Forced to be unpublished
and removed from books stores
by a court order issued by
The Town Hall of The Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
A United States of America Government Orginization
The Quaraun Series
GENRE: Dark Bizzaro Fantasy/Pink Humor/Crude Adult Comedy
SUB-GENRES: Monster Porn; Bizarre CBT Oiroke Yaoi; Unicorn Porn; Seme/Uke Barra;
Japanese Book Rating: M18+ (For strong adult situations, drug use, & suicide)
Articles on this site focus mostly on the hows & whys of the creation process of The Quaraun series, and it's ban by the American government for being "Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town of Old Orchard Beach". Yes, that does mean, that like the books, this site features sex crazed gay unicorns, bi-sexual transvestite Elves, suicidal Faeries, opium addicted wizards, rape fantasy Monster Porn, gay black men fighting back against Ku Klux Klan hate mongers, and cock & ball torture fetishes; hide your weak little white power, gay-hating Christian balls and pass at your own risk.
The original SpaceDock13 was a DOS site built by EelKat in 1997. It still exists online in it's original format, marquee dancing bananas and all, if you know where to look. Since most people don't know where to look, here's a banana for you...
This, my brand new and much improved version of SpaceDock13, now renamed EelKat.com is under construction. Sorry there is not much to see here yet. We are in the process of transferring more than 6,000 pages off Squidoo, HubPages, Associated Content, Helium, FreeWebs, Webs, Wix, Weebly, WordPress, and several other similar free hosted sites. All of the sites which formerly made up the network known as SpaceDock13 are in the process of being consolidated into one large site under a single domain.
Construction began on September 2, 2013. About 700 pages are now live, but not all of them are links to the side bar yet. You can click around to see what's here. A lot of links are still non-functional though, and not every page you'll find is finished yet. As I create the pages, I am linking them to The Site Map, so that's the best place to look at the moment. Though a new Index page is being built.
Please know that this site contains more than 6,000 pages, though not all of them are linked up yet. This is a long process, transferring each page one at a time, a few pages per day.
The original SpaceDock13 Network (including 200 FreeWebs sites each with 20 pages and 600 Squidoo lenses) are all being transferred to this site. The transfer started September 2, 2013 and pages are all hand coded/built by me (I have no outside help on this) so it's a slow move, taking place between my writing, my art showings, life, and everything else. I've been adding about 2 to 4 new pages a day. As of March 22, 2015 there are now 734 pages linked up.
Clicking the links in the NavaBar below and at the top of the page will get you to most of the pages that are currently accessible.
And if you are a long time reader following me online since my first website, than you know to look for Easter Eggs. I love hiding Easter Eggs and when this site is fully functional, you'll find I've hidden quite a few of them. Don't know what an Easter Egg is?
Hmmm...to tell or not to tell, that is the question.
An Easter Egg is something that is hidden in plain sight, that is not what you think it is. Clicking on it takes you to a page on this site which is NOT accessible from the NavaBar, SideBar, Site Map, or Table of Contents. Okay, I'll give you a clue how to find your first Easter Egg, after that, you're on your own.
Too Tell: Clicking the dancing banana would've given you an Easter Egg. Go back and click it.
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You can check out my 404 Error Page
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