EelKat Wendy C Allen - Dark Fantasy Author

UPDATE March 17, 2021: Another death. Waiting for a coffin to be delivered. Funeral the 21st. Unlikely to be streaming for a few weeks.


Update: March 27, 2021: It's not even been a week since the funeral, and now there is another death and another funeral.


UPDATE April 5, 2021: There are still no streams, as, we've now a another (a 3rd) funeral to prepare for.

And that is now 3 deaths in our family, in the past 2 weeks.

This 3rd death hits hard, because it was Pippi.

Our family has now had 13 deaths since March 2020.

April 10, 2015, 12 children were kidnapped.

May 15, 2015, the heads of 10 of them were nailed to my door.

August 24, 2020, one was found still alive. he was just 4 years old when she was kidnapped, but she remembered us, even though 5 years had passed.

August 25, 2020, Pippi came home, but her condition was not well. She had been tortured the entirety of the 5 years she had been held hostage. She was missing limbs and covered with scars, had broken bones many years not set, and suffered serious damage to many of her internal organs. That she was alive at all, in her condition, was a miracle. Doctors had little hope of her survival and she was sent home with Hospice care.

Pippi had cancer in her eye and needed surgery for it, which she was scheduled to have, shortly before she was kidnapped.

In the years they had her, not only did they torture her, but her cancer went untreated and spread to her brain.

By the time she was returned to us, her cancer had reached an inoperable state, so we knew she did not have much time left.

Had her cancer been treated, back when she was a toddler, she probably would have reach adulthood.

She died only 8 months after her return.

Another child, to cry out from the grave, for Etiole's vengeance upon her murderers. Another victim of evil men, who will stoop to no ends, to bury the crimes they committed 50 years ago.  Drug lords. Opium growers. Heroine dealers. Selling little girls 4 to 8 years old for sex to priests. They only care about money.

All hail the mighty tourist ass. Millions come to Old Orchard Beach every year, for one thing and one thing only: heroine. They sell their drugs to the tourists under the pier and off the balconies of that giant motel. Than drag little girls to the bedrooms of the condominiums on Smithwheel Road, behind the school. And any child who dares open their mouth and beg for help, gets tossed in the GooseFare Brooke Ravine.

Bastard drug lords. They've been doing this for 50 years, and the town hall and the police department, turn a blind eye to it, because they get paid $6million a year to not report it to the newspapers, when the body of another child washes down the ravine, into the gulley to be spit out in the ocean. No fewer than 5 bodies are found every summer, but how often does it get in the news?

The corruption of this fucking town needs to end.

Yet another dead at the hands of these criminals who run our town.

How long will the residents continue to turn a blind eye to what is happening in our town.

How many more children will you let them kill, before you stand up to them?

Another child is dead and no one in this town cares. So long as they get their money from the tourists. The blood of another murdered child screams from the graves, begging for justice. Tick tock, tick tock, so begins, yet another of Etiole's 7 year clocks.

This is why there were no/to few streams from May 2020 until now.

May 2020, after 4 years of not hearing from them at all, the FBI returned with a lead, which led to Pip's discovery a few weeks later in August.

Because of the nature of the situation, I could not talk about it, to tell you why streams had stopped.

The kidnappers, were enraged that we had recovered Pip, and that is when the attacks started up again on my home and family September 2020.

Pip's condition continued to grow worse, and she died April 5, 2021.

She was only 10 years old.

This is what it means, to not be white in America.

White men, won't even give a child the chance to grow up.

This is what white people do, to none white families like mine.

We are Gypsies with Jewish blood, for that alone we are hunted like animals.

What the men of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, did to my family, will never be forgotten or forgiven.

#If you have any information on the kidnappers or the murders...

#FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the of the April 10, 2015 kidnapping of my 12 children by 14 Ku Klux Klan men who invaded our home and the subsequent May 15, 2015 murder of 10 of the 12 whom had their heads nailed to my front door. If you have information about the case, give it to him not me. He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322 

Have you forgot the extent of the damage these people did, all because, they wanted to dig up my land and removed bodies buried there, before my house builders found that barrel of bones?

Have you forgotten that 7 town hall workers, 5 public works men, a blond woman, her bald son, and her red haired sister Kendra, and 14 police officers, all lead by a man they referred to as "Mark who needs no last name" were the ones 

I name every one of them, except for the ring leaders: blond woman, her bald son, her sister Kendra, and her husband "Mark who needs no last name". I don't know who those 4 are. I'd never seen any of them, other than the Kendra woman before, and I only knew her fro her attacks beating me up at Panera in 2009, 2010, and 2013.

I can name every one of the others, because all I have to do is go to the Old Orchard Beach town hall and police department website, and their are their faces.

With the exception of blond woman, her bald son, her sister Kendra, and her husband "Mark who needs no last name", every one else involved was government official who works for the state of Maine vis the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall, the Old Orchard Beach Police Department, or the Old Orchard Beach Public Works.

And what exactly did they do?

August 8, 2013 they drove a backhoe over my house. That same backhoe drove over my previous house on the same land April 2007. That same backhoe drove over my poultry barn and horse stables July 2001. July 2001 was the first attack.

March 2015 was the the massive attack, with an entire fleet of trucks, and drove over the Church of the Holy Rhinstone, a church that stood on my land, my garage which is why I no longer have a garage to put my car in, my 2 sheds both of which had my tractors and other garden/crop machinery in them at the time. And of course the razing of the land, the cutting down of the apple orchard - the VERY apple orchard planted in 1530 that this town was named after... he actual "old orchard" of Old Orchard Beach... the very original trees - huge massive apple trees over 400 years old. The grape vineyards, the cherry trees, the pears trees. 

April 10, 2015, they returned, 4 police officer held me a gun point, while 10 other police officers held my children down with long poles with metal wire strangle loops on the end, and beat their faces in with cinder block bricks, knocking out every one of their teeth, breaking their jaws... POLICE OFFICERS DID THAT... while men they referred to as "Mark who needs no last name" and "Dan" stood there and told the police officers what to do, how to beat them, while "Mark who needs no last name" boldly bragged that he paid the Old Orchard Beach police $6million dollars to do this.

May 15, 2015... the heads, hands, feet, and intestines of my children were nailed to my door. Later that same day police officer W. W. came to my home begging for forgiveness and claimed that men he referred to only as "Mark and Dan" were holding his beloved mother-in-law hostage and torturing her, and he helped in the April 10, 2015 attack, only to save her life and get her back. He claimed he had no prior knowledge of what was going to happen, claiming that he'd been told they were only going to "scare" us. He said he had not expected anyone to get hurt, he had not known my children would be tortured and kidnapped, he had not known they were going to be murdered. He said he was scared for his life and lives of his family. And he said: "They form a small army, our department doesn't have enough man power to stop them, and every one in this town is too scared to fight back. You don't know what's going on. And I think they mixed you up with someone else. They didn't know you were the owner of this land. They didn't know that was your motorhome. They thought someone else owned this place. It wasn't even your family they were after. You were the wrong target. You don't know who these people are. What they've done to our families. This is the actual Mafia. The real deal. I'm so sorry. This is the address they sent us to. But they had a different name as the owner. This wasn't supposed to happen. They were after someone else. I'm so sorry. I couldn't let my family died. And now yours is dead instead. This wasn't supposed to happen."

June 19, 2016... I did a very specific livestream. You see... A., D., B., and T. in the 1970s and 1980s, were in the habit of dragging big black trash bags into the forest, crossing my land to do it, and dumping those bags into the Goosefare Brook Ravine. In 1983, 3 snuck into Etiole's swamp and planted 3 acres of Marijuana. Someone found it and called the police, I don't know who... it was Maine's largest drug raid for decades. Many, many millions in plants where dug up and removed from Etiole's swamp. A few weeks later A, & D,s 10 year old daughter ran into my yard, touched my car on a dare from other children - the 1964 Dodge 330 former Old Orchard Beach police car, known by Stephen King fans as the REAL Christine, The World's Most Haunted Car... than jumped her bike, and sped down the road, as fast as she could, head on into a car coming the other way. She died instantly, he brain shattered all over the end of my driveway, and her mother A responded by the Battle of 458 - the biggest mass shooting ever in Maine history, that ended up with 3 Gypsy clans and 2 police departments, in a shoot out between 70+ adults all armed with guns. One of my cousins, an 8 year old boy, standing 3 feet from me, had his eye shot out by one of the bullets. While A ran around the street screaming: "FOUR! FIVE! EIGHT!" than shot another child. 

"FOUR! FIVE! EIGHT!" than shoot another child. 

"FOUR! FIVE! EIGHT!" than shoot another child. 

THOSE are the 31 children, whose bones were sawed up and tossed into the GooseFare Brook Ravine... yes, that DOES mean, police officers KNEW those children were there and covered it up.  And I witnessed that entire event.

And THAT is WHY... when police officers murdered my family in 2015, I did a livestream, walking to the ravine, to show the world, where those bones were... because I'm sick and tired of the police corruption in this fucking town, and those sawed up bones of 31 children are PROOF of what this town government is like.... as are the heads of my children that were nailed to my door.

At the end of The Battle of 4-5-8... A. took 2 gas cans and poured them all over the big dome house, than set a match to it, and no one knew, why when she did her brother B., started running, jumped in his robin egg blue truck and backed down the driveway, hit Portland Ave doing 70 and didn't stop driving until the high speed chase caught him in CT... oh but we knew before he was out of sight, why he started running... the dome house went up like Hiroshima into a mushroom cloud that could be seen across the entire state... turns out there was a Meth lab in that house.

June 19, 2016... the livestream of the bones went viral, it's what made my YouTube channel suddenly explode overnight... and police officer W.W. upset, by the fact that, the livestream included the entire police call and response, and that response was to laugh and do nothing... fed up with the corruption in his department, he forwarded that livestream VOD to the FBI, and the FBI arrived in Old Orchard Beach, to dig up the Reclaim Blueberry Plains, and all hell broke lose in this town, as most of the police officers suddenly found themselves arrested. An entire new police force from out of state was brought in to replace the long time officers who had proven they could be trusted to uphold the law. Many town hall officials and public works employees also found themselves arrested by the FBI.

June 26, 2016... barely a week later... the blond woman and the red haired Kendra woman showed up at my workplace, Scarborough WalMart, and tried to kill me, yet again... these are the same 2 woman who attacked me with golf clubs at Southern Maine Community College November 14, 2013... they left dead in 2013, I was paralized for 5 months. It took me 18 months to relearn to walk. I was out of the wheel chair, and I was without a walker, I was without a cane. I had almost fully covered from their November 14, 2013 attack with golf clubs... June 26, 2016, this time they attacked with shopping carts, and I'm now crippled for the rest of my life. They shattered 3 vertebra this time and it can't be operated on. I had to relearn to walk a second time, and I'm not yet recovered now in 2021. In 2013 they drove away in the 4 door white pickup truck. In 2016 they drove away in a gold Volvo SUV station wagon.

That blond woman and her red haired Kendra sister, they are wanted by the FBI for attempted murder of me and they are also wanted in questioning for being suspected of also being the murderers of my children.

I don't know who these 2 women are.

The blond woman shows up my driveway frequently, screaming and yelling, sometime accompanied by a small child, about 5 years old, that she pulls behind her in a red radio flyer wagon. She looks to be about 60 or 70. She often wears a denim button down shirt and jeans. She's prone to yelling at passing cars, while pointing up my driveway, and saying: "There's EelKat, she tried to kill my husband."

I've never tried to kill anyone, so accusation is baffling at best.

She seems to think I know who she is, and has made the claim, that "I was that brat in school"... the red haired Kendra woman, sometimes with her, claims to be her sister, also appears to be 60 to 70 and also seems to think I know who she is, and frequently says: "You bullied me in school, but no more, I'm Kendra SilverMander it's my turn to shine."

They BOTH make the claim they went to school with me, and yet, I never went to school, a well documented fact... because I'm the child the FBI rescued what the news media called "Maine's House of Horrors". I was locked in a cage when I was 8 years old. I was let out on Sundays, to go to church, and not allowed to speak or make eye contact with anyone, and this was only done infrequently, whenever church goers asked what happened to that girl you had". I was 31 years old when the FBI arrived, because of Heaven's Gate having killed 39 people, and my uncle being one of the members and self proclaiming himself as the leader of Heaven's Gate after Applewhite's death. The FBI was investigating the murder of 39 people in California, and had no idea they'd find children in cages in Maine as a result.

So you see, when the blond woman and her Kendra sister, make the claim they went to school with me and I was the class bully who beat them up, this is easily proven false, because the time period when I should have been in school, I was locked in a cage, being tortured by my sadistic uncle Bruce.

Also, they are in their late 60s to mid 70s... making them older than my parents, so how could I have been in school with them, even if I had gone to school? At best I would have been starting pre-school the year they would have been graduating high school.

These things they say about school, only further agrees with what police officer W. W. said May 15, 2015, when he made the claim, they had gotten me mixed up with someone else.

July 2016, a month after the shopping cart attack... yet another Old Orchard Beach police officer arrived, this one accompanied by 2 Biddeford officers, who had been former OOB officers... these 3 officers, had a vastly eye opening story to tell me.

They had been called to Old Orchard Beach, to my farm, to arrest me, a call made to them, by a man named Mark, whom one of these officers, claimed was his brother in law. This Biddeford officer, said he requested to transfer ot of Old Orchard Beach department years ago, because his sister (whom he claimed he suspected, but could not prove was the blond woman whom had attacked me at WalMart) was quote "trying to control the town" he said "treats Old Orchard Beach like a dynasty, thinks she's a duchess, has severe mental disorders, and thought she could buy the police department". He went on to say, she got in with the real Mafia years ago and went to her head, and now she thinks she IS the Mafia and most of Old Orchard Beach's business owners, especially the motel owners are scared shitless of her, because they believe her claim to be Mafia. He went on to say, she's not Mafia, but she's good at convincing people she is and stated "I wouldn't murder beyond her. She'd do it just to prove she is Mafia." He said he transferred out of OOB department to Biddeford department because he was fed up with how easy it was for her to get every officer to do anything she asked. He said "the corruption in that department runs deep; don't cross her or any officer she controls; they WILL kill you and every around you. You don't know who her husband is. He doesn't just control that town, he controls half the state."

What he was telling me was bizarre on extremes, but even more bizarre was the live feed radio call, that he had me listen too, as it was happening, on my farm in Old Orchard, while I was at my dad's house in Biddeford.

He said: "The Old Orchard Department called me, asked me to come over here. Buddy Will wanted to prove you were not in Old Orchard and that Mark has you mixed up with someone else. That fucking bastard is crying wolf and trying to frame you, we can prove it right now. We are fucking fed up WolfBoy."

He turned on his radio, so I could hear. A what I heard... a man whose voice I do not recognize, yelling at a Officer W.W. and saying: 

"That is Wendy, arrest her now! That is EelKat. She tried to kill me."

While officer W.W. and another officer, told the man: "his isn't Wendy. We have officers with her right now. Who tried to kill you? Wendy? Or THIS woman right here?"

"This woman right here! This is EelKat I tell you! Arrest her! What do you think I pay you for! You aren't allow to defy me! I own this town! You are my slaves. I command you to arrest her!"

W.W.: "This isn't EelKat. This isn't Wendy. I've known her for years. And right now, she's on the other side of the state. With 3 officers, listening to you right now. You are NOT the law. We've had it with you. You don't own me. And you've mixed her up with someone else. You've been harassing the wrong damned person. You dare call us about Wendy ever again, and I will personally arrest you for false reports, than I'll tell them everything. You'll never see the outside a prison for the rest of your life when I get done with you. You fucking leave this woman alone. You destroyed her life, because you couldn't tell her apart from someone else."

I used to aqua jog, mountain climb, horseback riding, and I hiked 13 miles a day. And in the blink of an eye, that lifestyle was taken away, and every day was struggle, just to sit up and breath, with no hope of ever walking again. I defied doctors. It's been 8 years and I can move around the house by holding on to things and I now can walk again, at the moment only short distances outside with a cane, and the hope is to continue to improve. I still have a long road of recovery ahead. But I'm walking again, something that 8 years ago, doctors said would never happen. 

My farm was razed.

My family was murdered.

I was 5 months paralysed, and had to relearn to walk. It was 8 years ago and I'm not yet fully recovered due to 3 inoperable vertebrae and hip dysplasia. November 14, 2013, 10PM, at WalMart, while putting bags of groceries in the back seat of my car, I was attacked by 3 rapists armed with metal golf clubs, who left me parallelized, in a wheel chair, broken spine, broken hip, broken pelvis, broken knees, serve nerve damage to my left side limiting the use of my left hand, my bladder incontinent from nerve damage, they left me for dead, and I had doctors telling me I would never walk again.

There's more that has happened. A lot more. The thousands of gallons of sewage they pumped into my motorhome in 2015. The cats. the Ptarmagin cats. World famous groups of cats. You remember them. If so, you remember what these people did to those cats. Poisoned. All dead the same day. 12 cats. Dead to what the vet described as: "enough poison to kill a great dane". My horse, she had her head beat in with a rock. My bantam roosters... 70 pet roosters, hung by their necks in rope nooses in my rose bushes.

All because this man, this mystery Mark, whose last name seems to be known to the police but is still unknown to me and man whom I've never seen or met - he keeps his face covered whenever he shows up... mistook me for someone else... and police officers and town hall workers and public work employees.

Welcome to Old Orchard Beach... this is NOT the way life should be, you know it.

What these people did to me, should never have happened, and according to the police, it's been happening for 50+ years to hundreds of people, hundreds of families, in this town, and every one is too scare to talk about it or fight back to stop it. That NEEDS to change.

The corruption in our town, needs to stop... but it won't end, until every last person who is being harassed by these people stand up, put their foot down, and say enough is enough, we ain't gonna take this any more.

We the people of Old Orchard Beach need to take back our town.

NOTE: Chat is set to emote only on my Twitch channel and my personal contact information has been removed from my website and every place else, due to the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of false reports of "information", along with vile hateful memes about the murder of my family being sent to me by trolls who think mocking the murder of my family is funny.

FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the of the April 10, 2015 kidnapping of my 12 children by 14 Ku Klux Klan men who invaded our home and the subsequent May 15, 2015 murder of 10 of the 12 whom had their heads nailed to my front door. If you have information about the case, give it to him not me. He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322 

If you could recommend I watch one VOD that best represented your channel, which would it be?

This one....

The Princess Bride predicting Covid-19?

Avallac'h's a Good Tutor?
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Answering 2 questions about follower counts vs viewer counts vs view counts...

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*5k plus followers and only 1k views?  I have seen multiple accounts this week, this one specifically with 6.5k followers and only 1k views. I'm wondering how this is possible? Is this a glitch with twitch? Or are people buying followers? So I assume it was a follow for follow system that I was seeing, this just seems really exaggerated.*


it's possible to follow a person without ever opening their profile; you can click on their username in chat and a tiny popup opens and you can follow from there

doing this, will result in the channel going up +1 follower without going up +1 views, so you could gain 100 followers this way, and still be sitting a 0 total channel views

though they are not allowed, there are still quite a few bot channels that promote follow for follow and their chats are just hopping with thousands of channels posting "f4f" in chat... and people just click the username in chat and follow each other, while none of them is opening the channels up to look at them.

thus how a channel could end up with 5k+ followers and only have -1K total views on their channel

As for having 1k live viewers during the livestream with 5k+ followers.... perhaps the best place to look is PewDiePie on YouTube, who has 157 MILLION subscribers, yet most of his videos struggle to get even 200,000 views (not even a 1/4 million).... much, much, much fewer then 1% of Peewds followers watch his videos.

On the other hand you have Markiplier and JackSepticEye, both with 24 MILLION subscribers and both averaging 2million views per video. Each of them has only around 8% of their followers who actually watch their videos.

When Ninja was still on Twitch he had 14MILLION followers, yet struggled to get more then 23,000 viewers on any stream. Again, like PewDiePie, much, much, much fewer then 1% of Ninja's followers watched his streams.

It's the same for most everyone.

Normal streamers, can usually expect to see around 10% of their followers, retain as regular viewers... so for every 100 followers a streamer has, they should have around 7 to 10 regular viewers per stream. Someone with 300 followers should have 25 to 30 viewers per stream every stream. Someone with 1,000 followers should have 70 to 100 viewers per stream consistently.

But streamers who do the follow for follow thing, end up with that number being much smaller and will see much, much, much fewer then 1% of their followers watching streams, so for every 100 followers they have, they can expect to see 0 to 1 viewers per stream. Someone with 300 followers should have 2 to 3 viewers per stream every stream. Someone with 1,000 followers should have 7 to 10 viewers per stream consistently.

Of course, that's just general averages and there are lots of additional variables that would cause the numbers to be higher or lower from one channel to the next, but you get the general idea.

So in the end, a streamer with 6.5k followers and only 1k viewers in their live stream is doing WAY better than average. But, a streamer with 6.5k followers and only 1k TOTAL channel views is doing WAY below average.

If you start looking at small channels, you can tell pretty fast which ones have dedicated viewers and which ones don't. 

For example, most channels that have 300 followers also only have around 3,000 total channel views. This is normal and typical growth rate for most channels. But some channels with 300 followers have 70,000 total channel views, meaning they have a higher than 60% rate of followers who are also regular viewers retention rate, which is VERY rare on Twitch and is a sign that the channel is growing very fast and on the road to becoming quite a big channel within the next year.

It's far better to have very low follower numbers and very high total channel view numbers, in terms of channel growth, then it is to have high follower numbers but low total channel view numbers. In the grand scheme of things, having big follower numbers is pretty meaningless if those followers are not also viewers, which is why things like f4f are also pretty pointless.

In the end, it boils down to, roughly around 85% to 90% of people who follow you are going to just follow on a whim and never come back, meaning you can usually expect only around 10% of your followers to be retained as regular viewers, BUT when you add follow for follow to the equation, suddenly those averages skew and now you can expect only around 1% of your followers to be retained as regular viewers. The more f4f the streamer does, the more skewed the followers vs viewers number becomes.

On top of that, then you have issues like follow bots, which rarely are done by the streamer themselves and are usually done by someone who dislikes the streamer and follow botted the streamer to try to make them look bad. 

But, buying followers is also a thing some streamers do, generally because they are used to YouTube where follower counts ARE very important and affect your pay rate from ads, so they assume Twitch is the same way, not realizing that on Twitch, the follower number is basically meaningless outside of the ego boost it gives the streamer.

Hope that helps explain things.

*low number of viewers posts. There were a couple of posts today about not getting viewers on their channels. These are my numbers from yesterday: (link to chart removed). I streamed for 9 hours, usually for me during the weekends its like 12-14 hours :))) and I got 2 viewers, from which only 1 actually spoke with me, he's a fellow streamer, we're actually good friends. In the graph you see 3 because I also watch my stream on a different machine in order to monitor everything is ok.*

*First of all I would like to thank the people that replied. Thank you very much! I really appreciate it.*

*Second of all, this graph is normal for me, I'm an affiliate and I stream for 0 viewers, sometimes I get 1-2 viewers (in a week that's like once or twice), but nobody talks, when they come in. Thing is you can control these things:*

*- viewers to get in your channel, remember, I stream for 0, so I know from the streamelements when someone comes in, how long they stay etc.*

*- viewers don't stay: if you're staying in that chat for 5 sec and leave then complain: the streamer isn't entertaining, that's so messed up. In my personal oppinion, if you can't do some basic interaction ... then why are you here? Or most of the people prefer big streamers where there's strength in numbers so they don't feel weird beeing in an empty chat ... How about say: Hi*

*I do this everytime someone comes in, we talk, if he's someone new I talk a bit about myself and let them know what I'm doing so they have some context.*

*Basically what I'm trying to say is stop worrying about things you can't control and work as best as you can on your stuff. So if I stream for 0 what? I still move forward.*

*This isn't a post of asking how to get more viewers and all that, I already know. I watched the popular youtuber clips about this and read the posts on this sub. I'm not asking for pitty, requests anything, just tried to share my 1 year experience streaming.*

*For contrast let me tell you what I do:*

*- find a streamer (ignoring the "no mic today", "ignore" stream titles and such)*

*- stay in the chat and start talking with him/her*

*- if the streamer reacts and we can have a conversation, I'll stay.*

*- for the streamers that I end up following I rotate my sub every month to support them*

*What I did using this method I contributed, not single handled of course, to get that streamer actually popular, having more confidence, more secure of himself and he's nr1 of his category. Now he's getting more follows, viewers, subs and actually created together a community. Personally, I think it's great.*


Wow... this post is as long as one of my answers. Longer, even. I'm not going to paste the entire thing here, as, it's well over a 1,000 words.

Are you referencing the thousands of posts each month by small streamers who get 0 viewers on a daily basis and ask how to increase that number? 

Or are you referencing the dozen or so posts today, by fairly large streamers who had 200+ viewers and chatters in their stream, but the total channel view counter in the dashboard did not increase to match because of a site wide glitch that happened today? 

Because these are 2 vastly different things.

I fall into the 2nd one. I get around 300+ views a day when NOT streaming and around 700 to 1,200 views during each stream. This has not changed, and yesterday's numbers were typical of this, yet the total view counter has sat at 74,766 for 3 days, in spite of the fact that it SHOULD now be over 77,000 based on how many views I know I got each of those 3 days and based on the numbers in the stream analytics chart. 

There is right now a bug, caused by Twitch's removing the total channel view counter from public view on a channel, however, we as streamers, can still see it on our own channels, just not on other people's channels. The posts are referencing the stream manager dashboard page chart of total channel viewers is not updating to match how many viewers they had in their stream, nor is it updating to match the how many viewers the chart in the analytics.

The total channel view counter is off my many thousands of views... this is NOT small streamers asking how to get more then 0 viewers to their streams, but rather quite large channels who get rather big numbers of viewers, asking why the chart on the stream manager page stopped updating.

If you pay attention to the streamers talking about the 0 view bug that just happened, these are not exactly what most would consider small streamers and we are not talking about getting 0 viewers to watch their streams. We talking about, that in spite of no change in our viewers, during the streams, the total channel view counter in the stream manager did not update to match how many views we got during streams.

And that is quite different from the constant steady, daily flood of hundreds of threads from newbies wondering how to get over 0 viewers because they stream to 0 viewers.

As for the streamers complaining they are stuck streaming to no one... if they would open any category on Twitch, they will find they are not alone and every game listed, has a wall of channels sitting at 0 viewers every stream.

It's NOT Twitch's job to send any of us viewers. It's our job as streamers to find ways to both attract and keep viewers. Which admittingly is not easy on Twitch, given that most people join Twitch to become streamers while relatively few people join Twitch to become viewers. Fact of the matter is, there are more streamers then there are viewers on Twitch and if you want viewers to come to you, you need to go outside of Twitch and attract people to you personally, then convince them to join Twitch to see more of you.

In my personal experience, the viewers who stay long term for years, are NOT the viewers who found you via randomly browsing Twitch channels, but rather are people who became your fans via someplace else, and joined Twitch JUST to watch you and you alone.

If I relied on waiting for Twitch viewer accounts to randomly stumble across my channel in search results, I'd probably be sitting at 0 viewers every stream as well.

I'm unusual on Twitch, because while I have only 350 followers, I get nearly EVERY SINGLE ONE of my followers in my streams, EVERY STREAM.

Most people with 350 followers struggle to get 3 viewers per stream.

Most people with 350 followers are struggling to get past 1,000 total channel views while I'm about to cross 100,000 total channel views.

MOST streamers struggle to have more them 1% to 10% of their followers retained as their viewers and yet 90%+ of my followers ARE also daily, regular viewers.


I do know the answer.

I don't sit around waiting for viewers, I go out and find them.

I build art cars, and restore antique cars, and I have an entire fleet of cars that I transport from car show to car show, parade to parade, festival to festival, all over the entire of New England, and I hand out 100+ business cards at the events each and every day, AND on the windows of each car, as thousands of people file past them at the shows, are 11x8 bulletins that tell the history of the car, how I came to have it, and an about me and what I do online, ending with a note that, if you want to learn more, here's my Twitch channel where I livestream.

In between the car shows, I'm also a CosPlayer, and you can find me at any number of conventions. Because of my incoming detailed over the top, often costing over $10k to make costumes, I attract quite a big crowd from the camera shooting crowds at conventions. And everyone who takes my picture, I hand them a business card, exact same business card that gets handed out at car shows.

The card is full color, shows me in CosPlay standing next to The Dazzling Razzberry aka The Autism Awareness car, the one with 2.5million marbles glued to it, and on the back, lists my website, my Twitch, my Twitter, my FaceBook, my Pinterest, and my Tumblr.

ALL of my regular viewers, EVERY SINGLE one of them, is some I meet in person, face to face, and handed a business card to, at one these live events.

So my advice to anyone stuck at 0 viewers and looking to gain more viewers is this:

* Viewers are NOT going to come to you. Like it or not, you are no one and no one is searching for you.

* You MUST put yourself out there and be proactive about telling people OUTSIDE of Twitch, to come watch you.

* People who join Twitch SPECIFICALLY to watch you, are going to watch you and ONLY you, because they did not join Twitch for anyone else.

* If you don't do anything to promote yourself, you'll never gain viewers, because no one else is going to promote you.

* Spamming your channel link on forums, subreddits, Twitter, and other streamers chats is NOT promoting yourself, that is just spamming the hell out of everything.

* The concept of "if you build it they will come" does not apply to building Twitch channels. You must build your channel, then go out there, off Twitch and CONVINCE people why they need to come to your channel. If you sit around waiting for viewers to trickle in on their own, you will have a long wait.

* Promoting yourself OFFLINE via handing out business cards, giving lectures, teaching workshops, signing your books for fans, posing for photos, and doing other such things at events, will gain you more viewers then any sort of "online networking" will ever bring you.

* People who have meet you face to face in person at a live events are more likely to watch you then are people who randomly stumbled across you during random search results in Twitch categories.

* People who have meet you in person, have a connection to you that random browsers who stumble across you online, don't have. They can say: "I meet that guy, he was nice me. I got selfies with him. Look he hugged me, see, here's the picture!" They well forget the hundreds of other streamers they scroll through, but they will never forget YOU, because you were nice to them face to face in person, at a live event. - Make a personal connection with your fans. THOSE are the people who become your regular viewers.

As for your insistence that viewers show talk in chat or get out.... eh...  you got a thing or two to learn about Twitch.... like the fact that 70% of Twitch viewers are lurkers and will NEVER post in chat.

And the lurker numbers will continue to grow so long as the troll infestation on Twitch continues to gro, because it i the toxic trolls of Twitch whom have caused so many formerly active chatty viewers to switch to being lurkers.

Myself is a good example:

3 years ago, you could have found me in EVERY Witcher 3 stream chat. ALL OF THEM.

It's been well over a year since I last posted in any chat outside of Cora or Koth's.


Chat as become nothing but a gutter scum hive of trolls either bullying the streamer, bullying other chatters, or slapping their penis on the keyboard while shouting out lewd perversions.

Twitch chat, 3 years ago, rarely saw a troll.

Today? Twitch chat is nothing but trolls.

It is near impossible to find any chat of any streamer that is nothing but porn lusting sex offenders or cyberbullies.

Twitch chat has become vile and I want no part of it anymore.

And your advice to talk with other streamers to gain viewers? That's a load of bull. How many viewers has that REALLY brought you? You admitted yourself you stream to 0 viewers most streams, even when doing 9 to 14 hours.

If you are sitting at 0 views in a 14 hour stream, something is SERIOUSLY wrong with your streams. You should at LEAST have random people dropping in to check out the stream.

Most streamers do only 2 or 3 hour streams then bitch and moan about 0 views, but yeah, a 2 hour stream isn't even going to get you random stragglers.

As for streamers not talking, oh yeah, that IS a big one.

You NEED to be talking 24/7 during a stream, even with no one viewing, even with no one in chat. 

Treat it like YouTube and talk to the camera as if the camera was a person.

Streamers who don't talk at all are just as annoying as the streamers who can't stop pausing the game to yap endlessly with chat.

Nothing makes me leave a stream faster then the game paused and the streaming yapping with viewers. I hate that.

But you are stuck with 0 viewers and streaming to no one.


Why are you and hundreds of thousands of others stuck in the streaming to no one 0 viewer rut?

Why do MOST streamer have to hoard up tens of thousands of followers just to reach 10 viewers per stream, while me with my streams, I get nearly the same number of viewers in a stream, as I do my number of followers

What am I doing right, that you are doing, oh so very wrong?

Well, for starters, my viewers are not here to watch my gameplay. They are here to watch me.

And there are certain things to take into consideration as to why 90+% of my followers are viewers, when every other streamer has only -10% of their followers who are viewers.

For one thing, I did not join Twitch to "become a streamer". I do not look at Twitch as a job or a career. 

Admittingly, when the average Twitch streamer comes across my channel, their reaction is "What the fuck?" Which is quite understandable seeing how my channel is very unique and, my streams stand on their own as being totally unlike anything else on Twitch. My channel, my profile, and how I run my streams are all very, very, very unique. There is no other channel out their like mine, not on any level at all, whatsoever.

And what that means is, the average Twitch viewer is going to find my channel "too different", "too unique", way too far outside of the norm for what one expects to find on Twitch.

And for MOST Twitch streamers, going so far outside of the norm, is usually going to be a recipe for disaster, because most Twitch viewers have a specific "thing" in mind when they think "Twitch streamer".

Well, if I was catering to the average Twitch viewer, I would sit at 0 viewers every stream, just like tens of thousands of other Twitch streamers do.

Typically a streamer must have 1,000+ followers before they will see 5+ viewers on any given stream, and yet, I at 350 followers, consistently have 100+ viewers on many of my streams, somethings 400+ viewers to a time.


Because I DO NOT cater to the average Twitch viewer and my viewers are exactly that: MY viewers. MINE and mine ALONE.

My followers are not people who joined Twitch looking to watch various random streamers.

My followers are people who never heard of Twitch before, didn't know streaming was a thing, and had they not been one of my fans, they never would have joined Twitch AT ALL.

My followers are people who were my fans in other places, found out I was on Twitch and joined Twitch SPECIFICALLY to watch me, and ME ONLY. No one else.

THAT is the difference, why 90% of my followers are ALSO my viewers, while most streamers struggle to even get 1% of their followers to view them.

My career is elsewhere. Twitch is not my career. But rather Twitch is a TOOL that I use, to allow my fans from elsewhere, to have more interaction with me.

Meaning, for me, Twitch is like email. Email is a thing you have, so that your fans can contact you, but email is not your job, it is just a tool of your job that makes it easier for your fans to reach out to you.

Using Twitch in this manner, results in my having an abnormally high rate of followers who are viewers, because if you are not already a fan of my work outside of Twitch, well, there's really no reason for you to follow my channel.

My channel is NOT your normal, typical, streamer channel, and normal, typical, Twitch viewers simply are not going to be interested in it at all. Which is fine, because, my channel was never intended to be targeted towards the typical average Twitch viewers.

I'm an author. This is my official Twitch channel. Just like I have an official FaceBook page, an official FaceBook group, an official  FaceBook profile,  an official LinkedIn profile,  an official WordPress Blog, you get the idea. No one of these accounts is my job or my career. Each of these things is merely a social network, a place where my fans can reach out to me.

I feel that more people should be using Twitch this way. Not as a career in and of itself, but rather as a social network where their fans from other places can interact with them.

And BECAUSE I am not using Twitch as a job, as a career, and am not randomly running around mad dash mindlessly with no focus spam requesting followers, I am also not mass hoarding up meaningless numbers in my follower list.

My follower list is ACTUALLY MEANINGFUL and made up of people who are my ACTUAL fans. It's not the typical list of dead followers who follow mindlessly with no intention of ever coming back.

That's the secret to getting views on Twitch right there: Be famous elsewhere and bring your fanbase with you to Twitch.

If you make a Twitch account FIRST and try to build a fanbase via Twitch, you're just beating your head against the wall and getting nowhere because you are doing things backwards.

#Twitch is not a place to GAIN followers.

#Twitch is a place to connect with fans you already have from elsewhere.

Use Twitch like THAT and you'll see a vast difference in your ability to go above and beyond the streaming to no one 0 viewer slump.

So, yeah, the regular, normal, average viewers of Twitch are NOT my primary target audience, thus why I do absolutely nothing to reach out to them, market to them, or seek bringing them to my channel.

I am EelKat Wendy Christine Allen: Artist, Author, Art Car Designer.

That is who I have been for decades.

It is what I am known for. It how I am known.

People don't know me as EelKat Wendy Christine Allen: Gamer.

People don't know me as EelKat Wendy Christine Allen: Twitch Streamer

People don't know me as EelKat Wendy Christine Allen: YouTuber.

People know me as EelKat Wendy Christine Allen: Artist, Author, Art Car Designer.

People know me as EelKat Wendy Christine Allen: Owner of The World's Most Haunted Car - The REAL Christine

People know me as EelKat Wendy Christine Allen: Founder of The Procter & Gamble Boycott.

People know me as EelKat Wendy Christine Allen: Voodoo Priestess, Queen of the Scottish Gypsies who were featured in Stephen King's The Thinner, the REAL "Gypsy Witch" of Stephen King's Thinner; 

People know me as EelKat Wendy Christine Allen: Etiole's Friend.

No one Google's me as a video game player.

No one searches Bing for me as a streamer.

Why would they? It's not what I'm known for.

So while my name gets tens of thousands of hit per day in searches, no one ever searches for me in connection with Twitch.

Why would they?

They search for my name in connection to the things I am known for.

Twitch is just a social network. A place people, fans, clients, can network with me.

Twitch is a tool to help me further reach my clients.

Twitch is not a place where I try to make a buffoon of myself for random teenagers. I'm not like other streamers on Twitch... 

* I'm not here to kiss the mighty viewer ass

* I'm not here to be a circus clown for 12 year olds

* I'm not here, to shake my boobs at perverted men.

* I'm not the average streamer who plays the bimbo buffoon in hopes of getting coins tossed at me from children and garbage men

And thus the average, viewer of Twitch - the retarded 12 year olds who can't string a full sentence together, and the registered sex offenders who roam Twitch in search of teenage girls... they are not my target audience. I don't like the average filth that slimes it way through Twitch.

I'm on Twitch for my fans. People who followed my work for years. Decades.

I use Twitch the way it is SUPPOSE to be used, the way it was INTENDED to be used, by it's creators... as a social network... a place to connect with people interested in my work.

I mean... this channel IS the official Twitch channel of EelKat Wendy Christine Allen, an extension of my business, an extension of my brand, and extension of my career, it is the official Twitch channel of an author.

That's who I am. That's what I am. I'm an author. I'm not a streamer. 

Twitch is part of my business model, but it is not itself my business.

And Twitch being an extension of my business is WHY I wield the ban hammer firm and heavy around here to obliterate any trace of the the retarded children who escaped their babysitter and the the vile gutter scum sex crazed pieces of trash filth.

I do NOT allow children in my workplace, and THIS is an extension of my workplace.

And I do not allow vile, sex scum trash near any part of my life, nor do I allow them here.

My fans, they are welcomed here... but the average filth that roams through the bulk of Twitch, is NOT allowed here.

Streaming is a thing that I happen to do, but it does NOT define me, it is NOT who I am. It is JUST a thing that I do.

But streaming is an extension of who I am, and is defined by my values, my morals, my business, my career, my profession, and I treat this place professionally.

The average viewer of Twitch it looking for desperate, needy, big tittie bimbos to play the bafoon for them, and that's not who I am, and they are not the audience I cater to.

And THAT is WHY my follower to viewer to total view count ratio, is so vastly different from yours and most every one else's on Twitch.

Think about it.

And next time you feel like complaining about streaming to no one and having 0 viewers... think about what I said here, and take a good long look at WHY you are on Twitch.

What is your goal?

Why are you here?

Are you here for money? Fame? An ego boost from seeing numbers go up? If so, none of those are good reasons to join Twitch and, you'll just be endlessly disapointed.

Use Twitch as it was intended to be used: to share updates on your daily life with your fans from elsewhere, and you'll find Twitch more fun, less of a grind, and thoughts of numbers will soon go away as you realize how meaningless numbers really are.

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