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    Seeing how on October 15, 2017, we reached 10,000 pages, I thought it'd be fun to update the Top 100 List and see where were were now.

    Top 202 Most Viewed Pages Of 2017 So Far
    (Out of 10,000 pages)

    (January 2017 to October 2017)
    (Excluding the Home PageAbout Page, and Site Map Page, which were the top 3)

    1. Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
    2. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
    3. Medieval Servants: Their jobs and their place in historical fiction.
    4. How Long is 50,000 Words?
    5. On being a handicapped CosPlayer at PortCon Maine 2017
    6. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
    7. Writing Mute Characters
    8. Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach | The Site That Makes Fun of Terrorist Hate Crimes
    9. Writing Dares Random Generator
    10. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
    11. The Saco River Curse
    12. Our Primary Site Topic Is Small Penis? Reaching #1 on Page 1 of Google.
    13. Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
    14. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is Quaraun?
    15. Introduction To The Quaraun Series: aka Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach
    16. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
    17. Autism, Asperger, PTSD, & Mad Cow: Writing Clinical Insanity Accurately | What is wrong with Quaraun? 
    18. Quaraun Free To Read Online Complete Chapter Index In Chronological Order
    19. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
    20. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
    21. Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica
    22. The FBI In Old Orchard Beach, Maine Trying To Capture A Domestic Terrorist
    23. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
    24. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 1 (Online Release of Banned Book)
    25. Autism, Asperger's, And The Danger of The Self-Diagnosis
    26. Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
    27. What Type of Music Does A Gypsy Listen To? My Top 10 Favorite Bands
    28. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
    29. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
    30. How to Write A Kiss
    31. Phookas
    32. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is GhoulSpawn?
    33. Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
    34. Daily Writing Prompts (June 2017 Archive)
    35. My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender
    36. Why Are The Quaraun Books Rated M18+
    37. How to Write Hot Sex - Tips For Erotic Romance Authors
    38. The Zaharam-Chapelle-Parunas Ethnographical World Building Questionnaire
    39. The Jiggler & The G-String Teddy Bears | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
    40. What exactly makes an Elf an Elf? (What is the definition of an Elf?)
    41. Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy
    42. World's Most Haunted Car Merchandise
    43. I Am Not GhoulSpawn | Excerpt From Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
    44. Old Orchard Beach Hate Crimes
    45. BoomFuzzy Chapter 1 (Novel Excerpt - Quaraun The Insane)
    46. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica? or Why are gay haters beating up elderly woman for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness and saying she's a transexual because only transexuals wear pink?
    47. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
    48. Autism and the Stigmas - Why Can’t You Accept Me As Me?
    49. Maine UFO Sightings
    50. Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family
    51. Psychedelics In A 'High' High Fantasy World (High Elves Getting High)
    52. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
    53. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
    54. Captured By The Lich Lord | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
    55. How To Build A Magic System
    56. I've everything but a kitchen sink. Wait, how'd that sink get in my pocket?
    57. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies & The Ku Klux Klan of Old Orchard Beach
    58. Autistic Characters In Fiction
    59. City of The Slushies | Chapter 7 | Quaraun The Insane
    60. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
    61. Suicide, Rape, and Abuse In The Quaraun Series
    62. Wizards vs Witches vs Sorcerers: How are they different? | Writing Fantasy Books
    63. FRED: Google's Most Deadly Update Ever?
    64. How To Write A Novel: Question Everything Before Putting It In Your World
    65. Content writing: How long do you spend creating a quality blog post?
    66. SBI: To Review or Not to Review? That Is The Question
    67. Twerking Dragons: The Joys Of Writing A Novel With A Voice Recorder
    68. A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness
    69. Transgender, Transsexual, Transvestite, or Intersex: What Is Quaraun?
    70. Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
    71. Colour Magic - Gypsy Style
    72. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
    73. Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing
    74. Quaraun & Autism In Fantasy Novels
    75. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
    76. Tom Addams & The Warrior's Forum
    77. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
    78. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
    79. Markiplier Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie Play Resident Evil 7
    80. Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole (Includes NSFW 18+ CBT Yaoi scene)
    81. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
    82. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
    83. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Going North To Head South
    84. An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
    85. Aspergers is NOT Autism
    86. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
    87. Summoner of Darkness: GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
    88. The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
    89. The Lich's True Form Revealed | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
    90. Using work you already started for national novel writing month?
    91. World-building In The Quaraun Series: Creating a Fantasy World
    92. Books in Vacationland 2017
    93. BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
    94. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
    95. Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness
    96. The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
    97. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
    98. What vlogging equipment is needed to get started as a YouTube vlogger?
    99. April 2015 Update: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach: The Kidnapped Cats
    100. Betta Fish Aesthetic on Pinterest
    101. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
    102. Life As A YouTuber: How To Earn An Income From Making Videos
    103. Making YouTube Videos: How did you decide what content to make?
    104. Page 4 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
    105. Twighilight Not Twilight
    106. YouTube Index
    107. Amphibious Aliens: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
    108. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
    109. Average Typing Speed
    110. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
    111. Ernest Hemingway Style of Writing Literary Fiction Used In Epic Fantasy Novels
    112. Google Flagged Your Site! What To Do? (Help For Web Masters)
    113. How valuable is a writer’s group?
    114. Lives Destroyed: Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
    115. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Santa's Letter To Satan
    116. Summoner of Darkness: Quaraun Meets The Gremlin
    117. The Terrorists of Old Orchard Beach Put My Dad In a Coma
    118. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
    119. What Is This Site?
    120. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
    121. City of The Slushies | Chapter 1 | Quaraun The Insane
    122. Creative Writing Story Prompts: September 2017 Edition
    123. Dungeons and Dragons: The Joys Of Calculating Gold Weight In AD&D 2ed
    124. Fabric Designed By EelKat
    125. My Fave YouTubers Play: Dream Daddy - The Yaoi Dad Dating Sim Otome Game
    126. Necromancy: How will resurrection affect society as a whole?
    127. Page 7 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
    128. Pink Flowers Aesthetic on Pinterest
    129. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 12 (Online Release of Banned Book)
    130. What will a traveler encounter on the roads in your world?
    131. Are you insane? Am I? Let's Find Out...
    132. Becoming A Better Writer: How to write interesting dialogue.
    133. Character Creation
    134. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
    135. Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books
    136. How To Stay Motivated To Write | Writing Fantasy Books
    137. Jewelry Fashions in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
    138. Keyword Marketing - What to do when your best keywords are low demand
    139. Magic Systems and How to Build Them | Writing Fantasy Books
    140. NaNoWriMo Overachievers: How did you do it?
    141. Quaraun Cover Art Gallery | Fantasy Novel Book Cover Art
    142. Quaraun The Insane : Zebulon's Captive: The Last of The Moon Elves
    143. SEO Advantages of Embedding YouTube Videos On Your Website
    144. Summoner of Darkness: A Tavern Scene - Chastity Cages, and Whores
    145. Summoner of Darkness: The Return of ZooLock (free to read online)
    146. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
    147. Vanishing Books Update - Why 27 of my books were deleted off Amazon
    148. What is a God in Your Universe? | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
    149. Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately
    150. What the Ocean Gives Me (How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing)
    151. City of The Slushies | Chapter 14 | Quaraun The Insane
    152. February 10, 2008 - Harassment Continues in Old Orchard Beach, Maine
    153. How does a bestselling book become a bestseller?
    154. Marriage in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
    155. People are not interested in long winded copy
    156. September 26, 2017 - The Latest Attack By The KKK on The Thinner Gypsies
    157. Spending Money To Make Money Online? Should You Do It?
    158. Summoner of Darkness: The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness
    159. Summoner of Darkness: The Map of The Town (novel free to read online)
    160. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt GOTY | Completionist Run: Episode 01
    161. Trespassers: April 2007 Updates
    162. Turning Scenes, Into Stories & Writing Travelogue Style Fantasy Books
    163. Where To Get Endless Ideas For Short Stories, Novels, and Articles
    164. Writing Controversial Books: Political Correctness & White Supremacists
    165. Are Bad Reviews Good For You?
    166. Branding Yourself While Avoiding The Scams | EelKat On Content Writing
    167. Child Sacrifice in Fantasy Novels | Writing Fantasy Books
    168. How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children
    169. How would you explain your Fantasy world to a stranger?
    170. Page 6 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
    171. Summoner of Darkness: HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower
    172. The return of Friends Are Forever - Banned and Burned it's about to be reborn!
    173. Why do Lovecraftian beings come to earth?
    174. Writing Prompts Syndrome?
    175. Autism = The Crazy Cat Woman of Maine
    176. Autism: Understanding what is really going on inside the child’s head.
    177. But what exactly IS a full time income?
    178. Content Marketing & writing: How I write content for my website
    179. Do you write a novel start-to-finish?
    180. GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: How To Kill a Lich
    181. How is it that the church leaders are claiming you do not pay tithes?
    182. How To Write A Novel: In what order do you create your world?
    183. I loved my children but I loved BoomFuzzy more | From Quaraun The Insane
    184. My Two Favorite People: FarDarrig and The Baby That Never Should Have Been
    185. Need help writing characters of color | EelKat on racist white readers
    186. Quaraun and the Amazon Adult Filter
    187. Quaraun GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: The Lover's Triangle
    188. Summoner of Darkness: Where Are You Hiding That Horse?
    189. Tired of people who don’t care. :( Tired of the harassment. :(
    190. What would happen if an Elf adopted a Human baby? | Writing Fantasy Books
    191. Page 10 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
    192. Page 3 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
    193. Page 8 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
    194. SCRIPT FRENZY 2010: I WON! & Psycho Stalker Attacks
    195. Wristlets, Wrist Bags, Mini Clutch, Cosmetic Bags, and Designer Mini Purses
    196. Writing Your Novel: Do you save chapters as individual files?
    197. Are old AD&D adventures still any use to current players?
    198. Autistics Have Feelings Too & Diverse Books Rant
    199. Be True To You: YouTube Gamers: "Faking" a personality until you make it?
    200. City of The Slushies | Chapter 10 | Quaraun The Insane
    201. HEA in Erotica (Should You Write Happily Ever Afters?)
    202. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies



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