EelKat Wendy C Allen - Dark Fantasy Author
How We Gypsies See The Americans An Inside Look Into The Every Day Lives Of The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach Maine Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen by EelKat Wendy C Allen

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How We Gypsies See The Americans

How We Gypsies See The Americans
Re-release of USA Government Banned Book
Page 14


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How We Gypsies 
See The Americans

Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen
A Behind The Scenes Look Into The Everyday Life of 
The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine

EelKat Wendy C. Allen

Was One of The 27 Books
Banned By The United States Government
On January 4, 2016

It was forced to be unpublished
and removed from books stores
by a court order issued by
The Town Hall of The Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
A United States of America Government Orginization

Banned from publication on Amazon, by the United States Government, How We Gypsies See The Americans, is now available to read online for free.

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How We Gypsies See The Americans
Re-release of USA Government Banned Book
Page 14

Today, many years later, I still rarely speak a word and than only to immediate family members, but now I'm also known for my extremely long-winded articles which I write online. In my lack of speech, writing took over as my main form of communication (which is why I'm better at communication online, than I am face-to-face with someone: online I can type). (edit for website: and on YouTube I can talk to a camera... ALONE... but not when someone walks in the room.)

I've been told I should go to speech therapy. I've never been to speech therapy, probably never will. It's not that I can't talk or that I having difficulty talking, I just don't like talking. Talking feels weird. It feels rude. It feels intrusive. I don't like it. I do admit however that my inability to speech properly is the biggest barrier I have when looking for a job, interviewers commonly say "I'd love to hire you, but I just don't think you'd be able to talk to the customers" or "It'd be nice if you could speak clearly.

I live off my writing income, but breaking into larger scale publishing is not easy and short stories and articles don't pay much.

As an Autistic, I can tell you outright that I really hate it when people start sticking pills at me and telling me if I would take them I'd be normal. You know what?

I have no problem with who I am, I do not see any reason why I should change.

I am different, yes.

I know that, and have never denied it.

I just want people to stop telling my to *be normal* or how nice it would be if I would *seek medical help* because I wear cloths they don't wear, grew up in a culture they don't understand, accept gay people as friends, and have a speach impediment..

I'd just like the whole pack of them to leave me alone . . . I don't need a bunch of little Hitlers in my life telling me how to act, how to talk (which I don't and that pisses most people off), or anything else.

I am not you, why do you expect me to act just like you do?

I am not a clone.

I am me.

And NEWSFLASH: Having gay friends is not a reason to "seek medical help". What the hell is wrong with you?