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Homepage for the Fantasy series:
The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun The Insane
-- ten MILLION copies sold and counting!
Founded in 1996, we are Maine's Oldest, Largest, & Most Trafficked Website.
Home to more than 10,000 articles aimed at helping young authors worldbuild, create characters, write novellas, edit manuscripts, design book covers, and self publish their work.
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Have Information?
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322
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If life gives you lemons,
then you grab life by the balls and say you're taking them too.
Why make lemonade when you can make testicle stew?
I don't take shit from no one,I stand up to bullies like you.
I don't like bullies, bullying me, cyberbullies, offline bullies, any bullies.
Say NO to the bullies of the world.~EelKat
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“Don’t turn your face away. Once you’ve seen, you can no longer act like you don’t know. Open your eyes to the truth. It’s all around you. Don’t deny what the eyes to your soul have revealed to you. Now that you know, you cannot feign ignorance. Now that you’re aware of the problem, you cannot pretend you don’t care. To be concerned is to be human. To act is to care.”
― Vashti Quiroz-Vega
November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!
FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?
Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.
Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.
Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.
This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.
And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!
{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!
Welcome to the New
SpaceDock13!
Author of Cozy & Gothic Fantasy, Sweet/Fluffy M/M Furry Romance, Cosmic Horror, Space Opera, & Literary SoL genres. I write Elves, Fae, Unicorns, & Demons.
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Here... have a banana... internet marketing "guru" Tom Addams thought we didn't have enough of them around here, so, gotta add some more...
heck... take an entire bunch of bananas...
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STOP HERE!
It's highly recommended you turn this video on before scrolling down further.
Then once it's playing, right click the video, select loop...
Then continue scrolling down the page...
Watch the dancing girls while the song plays... they dance in time to the beat of this song... it's utterly hypnotic.
and you might as well take some some banana bread while you're here...
Did you know I actually had a gif of fabulously flamboyant sheep?
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeep!
Let's get some dancing girls for those sheep!
Careful... you never know when those dancing girls may be gay transvestite Elf wizards with flamboyant nipples...
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here...
have a gay transvestite Elf wizard with flamboyant nipples...
Since the bulk of my novel readers are in Japan, yet the bulk of my site viewers are in Old Orchard Beach and have never read my books... I'll add a note here to say that not only is Quaraun a Yaoi Twinkie Uke, he's also an Asexual Futura and is pregnant in 2 of the novels. Yep. MPreg. He's pregnant in Summoner of Darkness and again in Picking the Perfect Pickle, btw.
For those not in the know: Quaraun is a male High Elf who was killed by a female JellyFish Demon that is now living inside his hollowed out body. He's a female demon possessing the body of a male Elf.
Yaoi = Gay Romance
Futura = a character with both male and female genitals.
And what's a Cock and ball torture, bi-sexual, multi-gendered, Twinkie Uke without a Seme Dom...
can't have the gay transvestite Elf wizard, without the sadistic Unicorn with the wizard testicle obsession now can we?
here...
have the sadistic Unicorn with a wizard testicle obsession...
Yes, he has sex with horses and gets pregnant by them to give birth to tentacled unicorns.
Quaraun, a male Elf, is GhoulSpawn's mother for those who don't know. GhoulSpawn being the half-Elf/half-Demon with an unhealthy love of sheep.
Quaraun, Unicorn, and GhoulSpawn spend an inordinate amount of time talking about bananas, pickles, kiwis, mangos, cherries, apricots, and fruit salad.
They, and 13 talking black cats from outer space, live in a pink penis shaped lighthouse known as "Black Tower"... which you can now see painted on the 12 foot flag in my driveway...
The Quaraun series is Pink Humor Satire that makes fun of the Fabio Romance novels of the 1980s with their over use of euphemisms and attempts to turn everything into a sex symbol while still containing no sex scenes and being listed as Erotica. (The 1980s were weird like that.)
I love writing Hentai Monster Porn. Nothing better. You can literally have your characters do anything and still make sense.
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that music video should still be playing...
Let's toss in some more of those gay transvestite wizard dancing girls with their Flamboyant Nipples...
and SHEEEEEEEEEP!
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And let's not forget those dancing pickles...
here...
have a pickle...
yeah, you know where to stick it.
and broccoli... can't forget the broccoli!
Might as well toss you an entire fruit salad...
We here at EelKat.com don't like the Ku Klux Klan or any one who supports their domestic terrorist hate crimes in Old Orchard Beach...and that's what this is about.
