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Homepage for the Fantasy series:
The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun The Insane
-- ten MILLION copies sold and counting!
Founded in 1996, we are Maine's Oldest, Largest, & Most Trafficked Website.
Home to more than 10,000 articles aimed at helping young authors worldbuild, create characters, write novellas, edit manuscripts, design book covers, and self publish their work.
At Fan Request, EelKat.com Is Now The Home Of Amphibious Aliens!
With over 10 million lifetime views, Amphibious Aliens is my most popular and most trafficked article ever. Published April 17, 2007, it's now celebrating it's 10th anniversary.
This one page alone brings in 3,000 views a day, and has resulted in the annual arrival of 30,000 ufo hunter and MUFON member tourists arriving in Old Orchard Beach every summer since 2007.
This single page brings more tourists to Old Orchard Beach, then anything else found on or off the internet! {{{Hugs}}} to all you wonderful people. I always look forward to meeting and talking with you each summer!
November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!
FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?
Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.
Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.
Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.
This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.
And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!
{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!
Amphibious Aliens:
The Silver Salamander
vs Crazed Fan Turned
Psycho Stalker
Kendra Silvermander
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See THIS PAGE For The 10th Anniversary Update.
Amphibious Aliens
Etiole: The Creature of Debatable Origins
Etiole: The Silver Salamander Himself
Etiole De Azure Swanzen...
Amphibious Alien? Or Victim of Horrific Nazi Brutality?
Etiole:
The Craziest of The Crazies:
Kendra Silvermander
The Woman Who Claims To Actually BE Etiole
In 2007 when I published Amphibious Aliens to Squidoo, I never could have imagined the many reactions the various readers would have, nor could I have ever dreamed that someone as psychotic as Kendra Silvermander existed.
You know you are dealing with a raving lunatic when a woman comes forward calling herself The Silver Salamander and claiming not to have seen Etiole, but rather, to actually BE him.
While other women were claiming to have been raped by the silver salamander of Old Orchard Beach, there arouse one women, who made the claim that she actually was The Silver Salamander.
Meet Kendra Silvermander, the most insane UFO nut I ever encountered.
Kendra Silvermander: The Woman Who Claims To Be Etiole
Time Travelling Vampires? What? I'm a Time Travelling Vampire Stealing Books From The Future To Publish In The Past? What?!?!?
A Golden Rooster, A Silver Salamander, Lobsters, & Lenny The Moose:
My First Introduction To Kendra
Lobsters! Lobsters! Lobsters! Lobsters! LOOOBSTEEEEEERS!
I Finally Meet Kendra Silvermander Face To Face
Art Bell, David Ike, Lobsters, The Illuminati, & Visits To Hell
OoooH Boy! Kendra Is Crazier Then I Thought She Was
Wait - The Travelling Shovel of Death?
How did she know my uncle's shovel?
Is Kendra Silvermander One of The White Monkey Children?
The NaNoWriMo ML's Reign of Terror:
National Novel Writing Month'S Bomb Building, Cat Murdering, Etiole Impersonating Municipal Liasion
Kendra Tries To Kill Me
Kendra Arrives In My Yard (September 2016)
Kendra Arrives At My Dad's House (October 2016)
Again (November 2016)
And Again (November 2016)
Do You Know Who Kendra Silvermander Is?
The FBI Needs Your Help To Capture This
EXTREMELY DANGEROUS Stalker
Wanted for attempted murder, 10 years of stalking, building the bomb that blew up my house & murdering my cats.
If you have any information about the identity of this
seriously Mentally Deranged Criminal
Please Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer
@ (207) 774-9322
The Amphibious Aliens Squidoo Page:
Video Edition
The Original 2007 Article Uncut, and
Without Any of The 2017 Update Added
NOTE: This Video Is 2 Hours Long And Contains ALL The Original photos and illustrations that were seen on Squidoo
(If you remember there being more then this.... this is the page that had the url: www.squidoo.com/amphibiousaliens there were an addition dozen more pages with Amphibious Aliens in the title, but this is the actual original article which inspired the series of articles)
The REAL White Monkey Story:
The Battle of 4-5-8:
Maine's Largest Drug Raid
The Battle of 4-5-8 was a shoot out between the Atwaters and Halls vs the Dutrumbles and Cyrs. Aproximatly 70 adults took part in the shoot out. I was 8 years old and a boy standing beside me had his eye shot out of his head. I have PTSD as a result and a raging phobia of guns.
A trio named Anne, Donald, and Bryan (a Dutrumble man and his Cyr wife and brother in law) started the shoot out. They were growing marhawana in Etiole's Swamp and operating a meth lab in the back room of the big yellow dome house at what is now 142 Portland Ave. (Was Old Orchard Beach Rural Rought 860 at the time). During the shoot out Anne took 3 cans of gas out of her yellow hatchback car and poured it all over the dome house then set it in fire.
The shoot out was started when Anne's daughter was riding her bike and drove it across the street and was killed by an on coming car. We children witnessed as her brain was squeezed out of her head when the car wheel drove over it.
Anne claimed that a demon living in my car possessed the 10 year old girl to kill herself and pulled out a shot gun and started shooting at the Atwater children (the Atwaters who call themselves "The Royal Highland Atwater Clan" are known in New England at "The Scottish Mafia" and are known in Colorado and Wyoming as"The Scottish Traveller Crime Family of America"). The Atwaters were squatting on our farm at the time and had tents and RV full of their Heaven's Gate stock pile of guns. Soon as Anne started shooting at them, they all started hooting back.
The Horror of Having Autism & A Photographic Memory That Replays A Car Smashing a Brain Out Of Skull, over and over again...
Autism... Think you know what it is?
Chances are high you don't.
Did you know:
That REAL Autism (Kanner's Syndrom) is caused by extreme childhood trauma and only 1 in every 10,000 children ACTUAL have it? Did you know that if you are not the survior of child rape, human trafficking, or cult torture that you CAN NOT be diagnoses with Autism?
and
That Asperger's is NOT a TYPE of Autism, and That Autism Spectrum Disorder is also NOT a TYPE of Autism?
and
That 80% of people who claim to have Autism are self-diagnosed, can not name the actual symptoms of Autism, and in fact DO NOT have Autism at all?
I lived under a 8x6 tarp for 9 years and almost no one knew I was there, to the point that several locals assumed my land and my cars in my driveway to be "abandoned" as there was no house visible from the road.
The fact remained, there was no house at all, a bomb had blown it up in 2006 and I was living under a tarp.
Welcome To Maine
Etiole's long red coat
Etiole - Amphibious Aliens - UFOs - Pease Air Force Base - MUFON - Conspiracy Theorists - July 14, 2017 Interview
Ertael The Archangel
with his six blue feathered wings covered in eyes
aka Etiole the Amphibious Alien
Graves For Cat Heads
Visiting The Location The Car Was Stolen From:
Which Is Now A Grave For The Returned Heads of The Kidnapped Cats
The Real Monsters of Old Orchard Beach
Are Not Demons or Aliens,
But Baptist Men Who Wear White Hoods...
The Returned Heads of The Kidnapped Cats
140+ Families Terrorized...
500+ Pets Kidnapped...
200+ Pets Returned One Bodiless Head
Nailed To Their Owners' Door At a Time
Welcome To The "Family Friendly"
Town Of Old Orchard Beach;
Only Family Friendly If You Are
A Straight White Baptist.
Small Towns Besieged By Evil?
- Etiole vs Demons vs Superstitious People With Serious Mental Health Problems That are Going Untreated-
Old Orchard Beach Is Not Besieged By Evil Demons
The Only Thing Besieging Old Orchard Beach Is A Straight White Male Baptist, Hell Bent On Murdering Every Gay, Trans, None-White, and None Baptist Resident of Our Town.
Saco Police Department Announces They Caught The Cat Murderer On Saco Shaw's Security Cameras... A Silver 4-Door Truck Is Now Known To Be Working With The Driver of the 4 Door white Truck...
Saco Police Department Has Issued A Public warning To Be On The Look Out For Either of These Trucks...
Irronically.... I have the SAME Silver Truck On More Then a Dozen Of My Vlogs, Including To Have Recorded The Red Haired woman & Blond woman In a Mad Dash Escape From The FBI...
Clips of The White Truck, Silver Truck, Red Truck, Blue Sedan, and Yellow Mistibishi (all now identified by Biddeford police as belonging to a ring of Herione Dealers) can be seen on this video here:
If you have any information on the current location of any of the cars seen in the above video, call the Biddeford police department, Saco police department, Maine State Police Department, or the FBI.
Do not confront the red haired woman - she is considered to be the MOST DANGEROUS member of this gang.
A NaNoWriMo ML Is Now Wanted By The FBI For Attempted Murder.
The Most Psychopathically Deranged Member of The Cyr Clan, This Mysterious Kendra Silvermander Claims She Has To Kill Any Author In The State of Maine Who Publishes A Book Before She Does, Citing That Her Being A NaNoWriMo ML Gives Her The right To Kill any "Competing Author"
More Information of The Red Haired woman (Who called herself "Kendra Silvermander") and the Blond woman often seen With Her:
(Details Of The Day they Beat Me Up, Rupturing 3 Discs In My Spine, Leaving My Crippled For The Rest of My Life)
The Cyr Clan Arrives At My Dad's Apartment on Christmas Eve...
Can You Identify "Kendra Silvermander" by her voice?
Listen on this video as she screams out
"Transvestite freak" from the 2nd floor window of
23 High Street, Biddeford, Maine
While The Blond Woman
Fires A Rifle Into The St. Andre's Parking Lot,
On December 24, 2016
5 Shootings In Total, Are Caught On Camera And seen On This Video... the others all occurred at 146 Portland ave, Old Orchard Beach, with the shooters standing in my driveway...
...listen to the one recorded after dark...
You can hear the big green dump truck with the silver and black striped nose, in my driveway as the driver shoots out the window of the green dump truck that night.
In another of the cips, 4 shooters are shooting at once
Hate Crimes Against Gypsies - Life After Being Beaten Up & Paralyzed By Haters of Old Orchard Beach
Crazy Old Orchard Beach Gay Hater Ruptures 3 Discs In My Spine - Why You Don't See Me Walking My Dog Anymore
How I Became Crippled | The Baptist Radicals of Old Orchard Beach
The Crazy Witch Hunters of Old Orchard Beach
FBI, Witness Protection, Biddeford Police vs Old Orchard Beach Police - Publishing Hiatus
Please Call FBI Agent
Andy Drewer
@ (207) 774-9322
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What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!
~EK
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If you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.
Are you an evil man?
Are you sure you're not?
How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?
Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.
Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?
What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?
Did you know...
October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.
August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.
November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.
November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.
Are you proud of what you have done?
Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.
~EelKat
If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
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