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Amphibious Aliens Part 1
(A Summary of Events)
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  • If you came here hoping to find aliens, there are no aliens here.
  • This page is title "Amphibious Aliens" after a wild rumor locals tell of a hermit, they refuse to believe is human.
  • This page is about the murders of the children who found him and protected him from drug lords.
  • This page is about Old Orchard Beach's biggest drug raid
  • ...and the vindictive drug dealers who hoaxed ufo and alien rumors to cover up the fact they were murdering the police officers and children whom had found the field of drugs.
  • Contrary to rumors spread by the drug dealers: Etiole is not an alien
  • Etiole is a gay French/Jewish Holocaust survivor who was tortured via medical experiments during World war 2
  • Etiole is scarred beyond any resemblance of looking Human and locals who've seen him accuse him of being a demon or alien
  • Etiole has lived in the swamps of Old Orchard Beach since around 1957
  • In 1983 children led police out into the swamps to find Etiole, instead the police found 3 acres of marijuana and opium growing in the swamp
  • In the panic, the drug dealers set fire to their house, which blew up in a mushroom cloud over the town, revealing a meth lab hidden inside.
  • It was estimated that the Cyr clan lost multiple millions in drugs that day.
  • Of the around 35 children who lead the police out into the swamp looking for Etiole, all but 2 have been murdered
  • All 3 of the police officers who followed the children into the swamp that day, have also been murdered.
  • In the 4 decades since, the Cyr clan has harassed and hounded the remaining children.
  • In 2012, there were 3 of us were still alive.
  • As of July 2013, now there are only 2. And a big white cross stands at the Ross Rd/Cascade Rd intersection to mark his death.
  • November 14, 2013 the same truck that killed him, tried to kill me. I was paralyzed for 5 months, but I survived.
  • July 2016, they tried to kill me again. They ruptured 3 discs in my spine, but I'm still alive.

  1. Locals believe in something called The Saco River Curse
  2. The belief is that in 1537 a Native American Indian Chief put a curse on The Saco River, assigning a demonic river god known as a Memequasi, to protect the tribe by killing white men.
  3. Since 1537 there have been more then 500 sightings of an albino cryptid  "fish man" who lives in the swamps along the river and is said to be part eel or part salamander.
  4. Known to the local French residents as "Etiole" or "man from the stars".
  5. Called The Silver Salamander due to his thick, slime coated, iridescent, frog like skin.
  6. Known to MUFON as "an Amphibious Alien", a Siren, or a Dogon.

  • In 1978, me and some of my cousins found him, sick and injured in the Ross Forest of Old Orchard Beach.
  • About 35 children between the ages of 3 and 12, were involved in taking care of the crippled elderly man we found in the swamp.
  • We called him "The White Monkey" and locals in the town began to call us "The White Monkey Children".
  • When we children took the adults to meet him, he fled.
  • The adults never saw him, and at first called him our "imaginary friend"
  • We children started taking care of him and bringing him food and supplies.
  • Realizing he was homeless and had no place to sleep at night I started letting him sleep in my car.
  • He's been my best friend for nearly 40 years.

  1. Because we children maintained that Etiole was real and not imaginary, most of us children were brutally beaten, often with a shovel, by the uncles who ran the clan, on accusations of lying.
  2. Most of the White Monkey Children became mute by the time they were 8 years old, refusing to speak even into adulthood for fear of being beaten if they spoke.
  3. More then half the White Monkey Children died brutal deaths before reaching the age of 18.
  4. From 1980 to 1983 The White Monkey Children, all reported Etiole breaking into their bedrooms at night to protect them from being beaten by their parents
  • From 1980 to 1983, all of the parents of the White Monkey Children reported being harassed at night by a "red eyed black demon" at the foot of their beds.
  • From 1980 to 1983, all of the parents of the White Monkey Children reported their houses being plagued by poltergeist activity.
  1. Etiole came out of the woods, about 5 years after we first found him, during the Battle of 4-5-8, a shoot out between 2 feuding Gypsy Clans.
  2. The adults finally saw him that day. 
  3. They claimed he had a crossbow that was shooting lightening bolts at them.
  4. According to about 70 adults that day he had demonic claws and fangs and tried to eat them.
  5. Both Gypsy clans fled the farm, claiming they'd been chased out by a demon.

  • Etiole is very tiny, smaller then most children, he is only 4'8" (142cm) tall.
  • He can not speak English well, appears to speak Hebrew and is covered with tattoos that look like Hebrew letters.
  • Etiole's mind appears to be seriously broken.
  • Etiole himself, claims to be the Archangel Ertael, a Grigori Angel, one of the Watchers.
  • He says Earth is his prison and Humans are the TRUE demons, beasts sent to torment him.
  • He says Humans are deceived, that Earth is Hell and we're all trapped here.
  • I can neither prove nor disprove that he is what he claims to be, but horrific scars run down his back and do look very much like he once had wings.
  • Evidence points to the fact that he was likely a scholar or historian of ancient Hebrew folklore before WWII and mentally escaped into that folklore after being tortured by Nazis
  • Calling himself an angel seems to be coping mechanism he uses to explain why he alone lived when his entire family died.
  • In any case, he is convinced his family was Human and says they were tortured to death in the war and he lived because he was not human.
  • His own claims of not being human unfortunately help spur fear mongers into further tormenting him and not allowing him to live in normal society
  • In the past 40 years, I've never been able to coax him out of the forest, and have never been able to get him to not flee any adult who approaches
  • Thousands of people have gone into the woods looking for him.
  • Hundreds have claimed sightings of him. 
  • No one other then the original "White Monkey Children" have ever been able to get close to him

  1. Etiole's age is unknown. 
  2. He himself makes the claim to be several thousand years old. 
  3. Guessing by looking at him, in the 1970s he looked about 50 or 60; 
  4. Now in 2017 he looks to be about 85 or 90+. 
  5. Based on things he has said about his involvement in WW2 I'm guessing he's around 95 to 98 years old now in 2017.
  6. As of 2017, his health seems to be failing.
  7. Those of us who have contact with this strange old hermit, are currently very worried for his present health.
  8. He has a horrific phobia of scientists and doctors. 
  9. Hetells nightmare tales of being tortured by both during WW2.
  10. In spite of his failing health, he is refusing to see a doctor or go to the hospital.

  • Etiole is a bi-sexual transvestite.
  • More then 1,000 residents of Old Orchard Beach firmly believe that Etiole is a gay reptilian shape shifter demon here to summon forth something they call "the gay-pocalypse."
  • Because locals became so hysterical and so violent towards my family, news of our town having "a demon" living in "a haunted car" resulted in Stephen King writing the Christine novel based on the car, and later The Thinner short story based on our family, then even later, filming The Thinner movie on our farm.
  • The arrival of Stephen King's film crew was soon followed by Stephen King fans.
  • Thanks to Thinner, Old Orchard Beach went from 700 residents to 12,000 residents, and 10,000 summer tourists to 2million summer tourists in just one year.
  • With the infux of people looking to touch the haunted car, meet a Thinner Gypsy, or see a demon, word quickly spread to the reaches of MUFON.
  • MUFON people started arriving in 2005, claiming Etiole was not a demon as the locals said, but rather he was an alien
  1. I don't believe in aliens.
  2. I don't believe in demons.
  3. I don't believe Etiole is anything other then a very crippled  HUMAN survivor of horrific abuse.
  4. I don't believe the car is haunted.
  5. I believe the people who believe Etiole is an alien/demon and that the car is haunted, are insane and in need of medical help.
  • My family has been subjected to massive hate crimes at the hands of religious crazed residents of Old Orchard Beach who believe we are protecting a dangerous demon.
  • They blew up our house with a bomb October 18, 2006.
  • They filled my motorhome with hundreds of gallons of feces April 10, 2015.
  • They kidnapped our cats, cut their heads off and nailed their heads to our door.
  • The FBI & The US Department of Justice are currently investigating the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall and Police Department for their involvement in these horrific crimes.
  • Complete detailed information about these more then 200 separate violent attacks can be found here.

  1. Starting in 1980, The White Monkey Children began to die gruesome, horrific deaths.
  2. Most of the White Monkey Children were murdered, usually beheaded, before they reached the ages of 20.
  3. The most famous of the White Monkey Deaths is the one known as "The Cascade Murders" where a young boy chopped up his parents, siblings, grandparents, and dog with a butcher knife, then burnt the house to the ground. The boy's father was one of the White Monkey Children. This was the 3rd and last of the Bolduc Children who meet Etiole in 1978, to be murdered horrifically.
  4. Only 3 of the more then 30 White Monkey Children reached the age of 30.
  5. July 2013 one of those 3 was beheaded by a man driving a 4-door white truck.
  6. Only 2 White Monkey Children are alive today.
  7. I am one of those 2.
  • Of the more then 400 members of this Gypsy clan, fewer then 50 have either birth certificates or social security numbers.
  • The children were not born is hospitals.
  • The children never attended public schools.
  • The children never had contact with Americans.
  • No one knew they were born.
  • No one knew they lived.
  • No one knew they died.
  • More then 20 of The White Monkey Deaths were not reported to the police.
  • Most of the bodies were dumped in Canton Lake, in Canton, Maine, on "The Atwater Homestead".
  • As the children had no birth records, no medical records, no SS#s, and never atended school, no one noticed when they one by one disapeared.
  1. My uncle David always has 15 children.
  2. He has 15 children in the 1950s.
  3. He had 15 children in the 1960s.
  4. He had 15 children in the 1970s.
  5. He has 15 children in the 1980s.
  6. He had 15 children in the 1990s.
  7. He has 15 children in the 2000s.
  8. One day while driving to church, he stopped to take a picture of a river. A 9 year old boy fell over the edge of the bridge into the rapids below.
  9. David made no attempt to save the boy.
  10. David shrugged and said: "He was baptized. He'll go to the Celestial Kingdom. Lucy will have another to replace him anyways."
  11. David and his wife Lucy got back in the car, drove to church and never mentioned the boy again.
  • The children have the same name with a letter attached (David A, David B, David C, David D. David E. etc) 
  • No one ever noticed he always had 15 children, but they never grew up and were never the same children.
  • David and Mervin both brag to being cannibals and claim human babies taste like rabbit meat.
  • In August 1991, I witnessed Mervin and David Henry (a different David) dumping thousands of bones into Canton Lake.
  • They claimed the bones were Human.
  • I saw no skulls to confirm their claim.
  • I did see leg bones, arm bones, and pelvis bones that looked very human.
  • Mervin stabbed a fork into my arm and said he would eat me and dump my bones into the lake with the others if I ever told anyone I saw them tossing the bones in the lake.
  • Since that day, I've lived in mortal terror of my Uncles Mervin & David.
  1. If you want to find The White Monkey Children: dredge Canton Lake.
  2. Their bodies were dumped off the cliff.
  3. To the far side, opposite the land owned by Barbie Jean.
  4. About 1/4 mile from the swamp side of the lake.
  5. It has no road access.
  6. You have to walk a dirt trail for about a mile and a half to reach it.
  7. My Uncle Johnathan claims to have murdered 14 men in Ogden, Utah.
  8. My Uncle Mervin claims that he, Johnathan, and a man they called "Mike Mattuie" dumped the 14  dead men in Canton Lake.
  9. They described one of the men as being: "an old Indian from a trailer park"
  10. They described the others as: "worthless Mexicans"
  11. If you want to find The 14 missing men from Ogden, Utah: dredge Canton Lake.
  12. Drive through Canton until you find an auto parts (they used to work on the 1964 Dodge aka the World's Most Haunted Car)
  13. Keep driving until you come to a train track.
  14. Go straight over the cross road towards the lake.
  15. Drive until you come to an ancient abandoned train track.
  16. Follow it until you reach a crippled looking train bridge with tall rusted metal sides and wood beams.
  17. Drive across that bridge (leave the road to do so, ignore the gates blocking the bridge, and the danger signs saying pass at own risk... this is the only road to the Atwater Homestead and they put up thse signs to keep people out.)
  18. Once on the lake side of the tracks, drive until you reach what looks like a dirt atv road.
  19. You'll see a tiny "pull off" field that looks almost mowed.
  20. Park there.
  21. To the back of it is a hill.
  22. Climb the hill.
  23. At the top of the hill, there is a "deer trail" about a foot wide.
  24. Follow it for about an hour.
  25. You'll come to the remains of a house. A stone foundation. 
  26. Behind it is a field.
  27. Behind the field is a swamp full of moose.
  28. Wall the edge of the swamp until you see a dirt path. 
  29. Follow the path.
  30. It goes away from the lake deep into the forest.
  31. You'll come to a camp fire site, built out of stones.
  32. There is a wid space, where the bones are processed.
  33. Walk from there into the forest.
  34. Ahead of you, you will see an opening.
  35. Walk straight for it, but keep an eye on your feet.
  36. As soo as the trees stop, so does the path, dropping off of a sheer cliff into the lake.
  37. That's where they dump the bodies.
  38. Go here to find The White Monkey Children and the 14 men from Ogden, Utah, and who knows who else. They claim to have been dumping bodies here since the 1920s.
  39. David Henry Atwater, the original owner, was a driver for a gangster he called "Honey Fitz". 
  40. I don't know who "Honey Fitz" was, but Grandpa was a boolegger from Nova Scotia, he drove moonshine to America, left it inside the horses of the Old Orchard Beach carousel, for Honey Fitz to pick up. He said the tails on the horses unscrewed and the moonshine was stashed inside.
  41. He said he bought the land in Canton, to have access to the Lake, so he could dump bodies there for "Honey Fitz".
  42. He claimed "Honey Fitz" married a Kennedy. I don't know who.
  43. Grandpa was "Honey Fitz's" "tall skinny driver, with the fur coat full of pockets". He still had the fur coat in the 1980s.
  44. Here is a map of the location:
  • Only 2 of us White Monkey Children reached the age of 40.
  • Horrific terrorist attacks plague our every day life.
  • The attacks increased to alarming levels in 2013, following the death of my Uncle Merlin.
  • Merlin's sister Barbie Jean claims I murdered Merlin via "casting witchcraft death spells"
  • I found out about the accusation when the Florida, Jackson County State Police contacted me during the investigation into his death.
  • The police officers found it hilarious that a crippled woman in Maine, with Agoraphobia, who was a hermit, and had not left her farm in 40+ years, supposedly murdered a man living in Florida, who died in the Ukraine. 
  • Autopsy showed he died from a ruptured brain tumor and was not murdered.
  • A back hoe drove over my house that same week.
  • My Uncle Joey bragged that he paid the backhoe driver $600 to do so.
  • A moth later a man driving a 4 door white pick up truck beat me up leaving me paralyzed for 5 months.
  • My Uncles David and Mervin were the primary suspects...
  1. ...until September 12, 2015... 
  2. when the Cyr clan landed in my drive way screaming "Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town of Old Orchard Beach".
  3. They arrived with guns, screaming that they were here to blow my brains out.
  4. They arrived in a 4-door white pick up truck.
  5. The FBI is here in Old Orchard Beach now in 2017, desperately trying to keep the last 2 of us alive. Information about the FBI's investigation can be found HERE.
  • Like me, the FBI does not believe aliens, demons, or UFOs are involved in any of this.
  • The FBI believes a seriously mentally deranged member of The Cyr Gypsy Clan is staging/hoaxing the UFO sightings in the area, to mask their murders of the Atwater Gypsy Clan children.
  • All of the White Monkey Children are part of a Gypsy Clan, known to the Americans as "Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies", due to Stephen King basing his movie Christine off the haunted car and filming The Thinner on our land.
  • The murders started after Stephen King's using the Atwater Gypsy Clan in his novels and movies Christine & Thinner.
  • It is believed that the Cyr Clan is angry at not being in King's movies and are murdering the Thinner Gypsies out of sheer spite.
  1. There is no evidence to support the rumor that Etiole is a demon.
  2. There is no evidence to support the rumor that Etiole is an alien.
  3. While Etiole certainly has abnormal and obscure knowledge of Grigori angels, and scars to back up his claims, there is no evidence he is a Grigori angel.
  4. There are mountains of evidence to support that Etiole is in fact a gay half French/half Jewish man who was subjected to horrific medical torture by Nazis during WW2.
  • The Battle of 4-5-8 ended with 3 acres of marijuana plants (belonging to the Cyr clan) being confiscated by Old Orchard Beach police and...
  • ... the dome house at 142 Portland Ave (owned by the Cyr clan) being set fire to, to blow up the meth lab inside before the police had a chance to confiscate those drugs as well.
  • The Cyr clan are drug growers and chemists, and very very violent.
  • The Atwater clan are moonshiners, human traffickers of child sex slaves, and drug addicts.
  • The two clans are related by marriage.
  • In the 1990s the Cyr clan was paying the Atwater clan to saw copper pipes off the Old Orchard Beach motels in the winter, to drive traffic to the motels owned by the Cyr clan.
  • Stephen King's film crew arrived for The Thinner, claiming they had "permission from the Gypsies" to be here and film Thinner. No one in my family knew anything about it.
  • About 3 weeks after the film crew left, my Uncle David and his massive clan landed on our farm, claiming they were about to be "stars in a Stephen King movie".
  • Upon finding the film crew had been and left, they moved to Bangor Maine, "to spite Stephen King" by squatting in the forest behind his house.
  • 2017 marked the 21st year of them successfully squatting on that land and the State of Maine gave it to them. They now own "The New Heaven's Gate Compound" in Palmyra, Maine, in the forest behind Stephen King's house in Bangor.
  • In 1996, both clans squatted without permission on my land building a vast tent village (made out of 4 bedroom military tents, bigger then houses) on my farm, and stock piled hundreds of bicycles and copper pipes in Etiole's swamp behind my farm.
  • Both clans are noted for their hot tempers, their extreme lawlessness, their excessive use of violence and their hoarding of illegal military weapons.
  • The hate crimes, violence, pet murders, house bombing, ect, started in 1997, 2 months after we got the Old Orchard Beach Fire Department to drive the squatters off our land.
  1. None of the children reported seeing Etiole attack the adults during the Battle of 4-5-8
  2. There is no evidence that the demon and poltergeist attacks reported by the adults were anything other then drug induced hallucinations.
  • All the children described Etiole as being timid, gentle, kind, frightened, and quick to run from any adult.
  • All the adults described him as evil, viscous, blood thirsty, and cannibalistic.
  • All the children described him with white skin and huge blue eyes.
  • All the adults described him with black skin and red eyes.
  • All the children described him as looking like a tiny old man who was very sick.
  • All the adults described him as inhuman, demonic, and alien.
  1. Meanwhile... while this Gypsy feud is going on...
  2. None Gypsies in the area, fishermen and lobster-men in particular...
  3. ...believe that Etiole is the "river god" from The Saco River Curse.
  4. They believe that every drowning to occur in the Saco River was done by him.
  5. Several Pentecostal ministers in the area have done "exorcisms" of me, my car, my land, and the Saco River itself (all while trespassing uninvited) claiming they are "driving out the demon"
  • The members of the Saco Ward of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS Mormons) brag to being responsible for the bomb that blew up my house October 18, 2006, claiming they prayed for god to do so. 
  • One member of the Saco Ward Church was in fact proven to be involved in the terrorist attacks and went to prison. People online know him as "The Kboards Hacker".
  • Three other members of the Saco Ward Church, including Old Orchard Beach Town Manager Jim Thomas, and Bishop Dan Kennings, are currently on the run from the FBI for running a scam.
  • Part of the scam involved their spreading rumors that my car was haunted, as a way to terrorize people into giving them money.
  • They embezzled $3million in town tax funds via this scam.
  1. Three separate branches of the Baptist Church are currently using Etiole as an excuse to terrorized local gay and non-white families.
  2. Those 3 Baptists groups are:
  1. The Loyalist White Knights of The Ku Klux Klan;
  2. The Workers Of Iniquity Baptists Ministry;
  3. and The Westboro Baptist Church.

  • There are at least 15 separate churches in the area, who's ministers preach to their congregation that:
  • There is a Sea Witch (me) in our midst
  • She is summoning gay demons (Etiole) to destroy the sacredness of the family unit
  • She sacrifices babies and animals to said demon

  1. In the Biddeford, Saco, Old Orchard Beach area...
  2. It is estimated that as many as 15,000 residents fully believe that I am a non-human witch
  3. and that Etiole is my demon familiar from Hell
  4. Nearly half of them claim that I am an alien-human hybrid
  5. More then 30,000 people all claiming to be from MUFON, have trespassed on my farm, claiming they were here to capture and E.B.E. "Amphibious Alien"

  • I am a Mormon.
  • I am not a witch.
  • I don't cast spells.
  • I don't summon demons.
  • I don't sacrifice babies.
  • I don't sacrifice animals.
  • I don't believe in demons.
  • I don't believe in aliens.
  • I don't believe in UFOs.
  • I am a Human.
  • Etiole is a Human.
  • I think people who call me a witch are crazy and need psychiatric help.
  • I think people who call Etiole a demon are crazy and need psychiatric help.
  • I think people who call Etiole an alien are crazy and need psychiatric help.
  • I think my uncles are not only crazy and in need psychiatric help, but are also criminals who belong in prison, thus why I am helping the FBI to track them down.

  1. This page is about Etiole himself, the page about the haunted car can be found here.

End of TL;DR

For Everyone Else:
The Original Article was 20,000 Words Long (About 50 Pages)
The 2017 10th Anniversary Update Is An Additional 20,000
It Will Take You
Several HOURS Each of Several DAYS 
To Read This Entire Article

In Addition To The Article, There Are Now 300+ Video Interviews
Giving More Details Of Etiole,
The Haunted Car,
The Stephen King Film Crew,
The Feud Between The Atwater & Cyr Gypsy Clans,
The Arrival of The Ku Klux Klan in the Middle of All of It,
and The Too Gay For Old Orchard beach Court Case
That Resulted From
The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall's
Outlandish Move To
Ban All LGBTQ & None White People
From Living In Our Town

Only a small fraction of the article is on this page;
This page is the condensed 7,500 word abridged edition.
The full complete article is too long for one web page,
an index of all it's parts is here.
(Note the entire article is being manually moved from the old web site
and not all pages will be on here at EelKat.com until about August 2017)

The Amphibious Aliens Index

The Story of
A Creature of Debatable Origins 
& The Children Who Tried To Protect Him From
The Drug Dealing Crime Lords of
Old Orchard Beach

You people asked for a 10th anniversary update. Well, here it is.

It has been 10 years since the publication of the Squidoo article known as Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car. (April 15, 2007) And 3 years since it was taken offline (August 2013). Today's date is March 4, 2017, and this new page and series of videos is being made in answer to fan requests for an update on the situation surrounding the events mentioned in the article.

The Original Amphibious Aliens Article & the first draft edition of The Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update, can be found all on one very, very, very long page HERE. It'll take you about 8 hours to read it. Yes, it's very long.

The page you are on now is the same article as is linked above, but cut into sections, and each section expanded long, with more details and information that was not included in the original.

Here is an index to help you navigate from one section to the next, of this massive, many pages long series. Enjoy!

Amphibious Aliens Part 1 - Lives Destroyed 

Amphibious Aliens Part 2 - Helen Pearly's White Monkey

Amphibious Aliens Part 3 - For Fear of Little Men

Amphibious Aliens Part 4 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 5 - 

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Amphibious Aliens Part 14 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 15 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 16 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 17 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 18 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 19 - 

Amphibious Aliens Part 20 - 

The Additional Pages In This Series:

The Amphibious Aliens Squidoo Page:
Video Edition
The Original 2007 Article Uncut, and
Without Any of The 2017 Update Added
NOTE: This Video Is 2 Hours Long And Contains ALL The Original photos and illustrations that were seen on Squidoo
(If you remember there being more then this.... this is the page that had the url: www.squidoo.com/amphibiousaliens there were an addition dozen more pages with Amphibious Aliens in the title, but this is the actual original article which inspired the series of articles)

The REAL White Monkey Story:

The Battle of 4-5-8:

Maine's Largest Drug Raid

The Battle of 4-5-8 was a shoot out between the Atwaters and Halls vs the Dutrumbles and Cyrs. Aproximatly 70 adults took part in the shoot out. I was 8 years old and a boy standing beside me had his eye shot out of his head. I have PTSD as a result and a raging phobia of guns.  

A trio named Anne, Donald, and Bryan (a Dutrumble man and his Cyr wife and brother in law) started the shoot out. They were growing marhawana in Etiole's Swamp and operating a meth lab in the back room of the big yellow dome house at what is now 142 Portland Ave. (Was Old Orchard Beach Rural Rought 860 at the time).  During the shoot out Anne took 3 cans of gas out of her yellow hatchback car and poured it all over the dome house then set it in fire.

The shoot out was started when Anne's daughter was riding her bike and drove it across the street and was killed by an on coming car. We children witnessed as her brain was squeezed out of her head when the car wheel drove over it.

Anne claimed that a demon living in my car possessed the 10 year old girl to kill herself and pulled out a shot gun and started shooting at the Atwater children (the Atwaters who call themselves "The Royal Highland Atwater Clan" are known in New England at "The Scottish Mafia" and are known in Colorado and Wyoming as"The Scottish Traveller Crime Family of America"). The Atwaters were squatting on our farm at the time and had tents and RV full of their Heaven's Gate stock pile of guns. Soon as Anne started shooting at them, they all started hooting back.

The Horror of Having Autism & A Photographic Memory That Replays A Car Smashing a Brain Out Of Skull, over and over again...

Autism... Think you know what it is?
Chances are high you don't.
Did you know:

That REAL Autism (Kanner's Syndrom) is caused by extreme childhood trauma and only 1 in every 10,000 children ACTUAL have it? Did you know that if you are not the survior of child rape, human trafficking, or cult torture that you CAN NOT be diagnoses with Autism?


That Asperger's is NOT a TYPE of Autism, and That Autism Spectrum Disorder is also NOT a TYPE of Autism?


That 80% of people who claim to have Autism are self-diagnosed, can not name the actual symptoms of Autism, and in fact DO NOT have Autism at all?

(March 4, 2017)

If you are someone new to me, my site, or my experiences, then you are probably wondering what this page is. Of course if you are a long time follower, then you already know (And welcome back!) For those of you new to me, my site, and of course Etiole, a quick summary of what this page is about:

In 1978, a group of about 25 children ages 3 to 12, went looking for frogs in the swamps of the Ross Forest of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, where they encountered a creature of debatable origins, whom is often thought of by most people who heard the childrens' story, as an alien. Most adults discredited the story as children with wild imaginations playing with an imaginary friend... until one after another these children began dying horrific deaths, several of which involved their bodies turning up headless. Today 40 years later, only 2 of these children are still alive. I am one of these two children. 

What you will find on this page is details of the original encounter, the hundreds of encounters to follow over the next 4 decades... and the response from the terror crazed adults of Old Orchard Beach, Maine who, believing they were fighting a demon that was eating their children, lashed out at what they claimed was a demon possessed car. (The real life Christine, a 1964 Dodge 330, that had been the inspiration for Stephen King's Christine book and movie, a car which I bought in 1983, and was the same car, that the little man we children had met in the swamp had started living in shortly after I bought it.)

What you are about to read is Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole and The World's Most Haunted Car - The 10th Anniversary of the Squidoo Lens Edition, including an update on the events to occur in the past 10 years since the original April 15, 2007 release of the Squidoo edition of the article.

{{{{Hugs}}} and a great big thank you to all my wonderful fans!

As of March 2017 EelKat.com is now getting 44,000 views per month!

We've come a long way from the 300 views a month I was getting 10 years ago when the Amphibious Aliens article was first published.

We are also now the #1 web site on Google for almost every search term containing the words "Old Orchard Beach", receiving more then 7,000 hits per month just on that one search term!

With 6,000+ pages and 44,000 views per month, we are now both the largest and most trafficked website headquartered out of Old Orchard Beach, Maine. Yay!

These amazing results are all thanks to one article: Amphibious Aliens, which now ranks as my most read article ever, as well as the most visited page on my website. Thank you to all my wonderful readers for making this possible. Without all you wonderful people this website wouldn't even be possible.

{{{Hugs}}} for you all, and thank you once again for taking the time to stop by!


Come see the KKK Cross standing in the shadow of the 30 foot hole in my yard, that is all that remains of my house after demon hunting religion crazed lunatics blew it up with a bomb

Let's Play Count Von Count & Count The Missing Heads

Of the 30+ children who witnessed the 4-5-8- battle, only 2 non-Cyrs are  still alive. Most were beaten, shot, beheaded, or otherwise grusomely murdered before reaching the age of 30. Me and my cousins Mike and Murphey are the only 3 to reach 30. Murphey was murdered by a man in a 4-door white pick up truck July 2013, 2 weeks before the same white truck arrived in my yard, days before a backhow owned by the man who owns the white truck (who is also married to Anne Cyr's sister) drove a back hoe over my house. The same white truck would arrive at college November 14, 2013 to paralize and cripple me in attempted murder.

Heads Roll Down The Bloody Streets of Old Orchard Beach As A Deranged Man With a Backhoe Drives Over EelKat's House

The only children to reach adulthood unharassed and without ever being brutalized are Anne's remaining 3 children: Troy, Noel, and Michelle.

Because the Cyr Gypsy clan are  part of the FBI's 3rd most wanted crime family, they are considered EXTREMELY DANGEROUS... if you see ANY of them in Old Orchard Beach, FBI agent Andy Drewer wants you to call him immediately: (207) 774-9322

Several members of their gang of drug lords are wanted for murder.

The Feud Between The Atwater Clan And The Cyr Clan Sparks A Deranged Serial Murderer In Old Orchard Beach

More Then 30 Atwater/Allen/Murphy Clan Children In Old Orchard Beach Have Been Beheaded Now...

The 4-Door White Truck In The Photo Above Has Been Seen At Every Crime Scene

FBI Suspects The Truck Belongs To The Violent Cyr Clan

Only 2 of The White Monkey Children Who Witnessed
The Battle of 4-5-8 Shoot Out Are Still Alive

Meet The White Crosses Of Old Orchard Beach:

Need Directions?

Rather then ask the crazy gun-toting neighbours, and risk get shot by the psychotically deranged, white power gay haters that live up and down my street, patrolling obsessively by my driveway every 15 minutes in a 4 door white pick-up truck, just get directions from Google Maps. Here, you can find 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, ME right here:

Please Call FBI Agent 
Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322  

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The Top 202 Most Visited Pages of 2017

Seeing how on October 15, 2017, we reached 10,000 pages, I thought it'd be fun to update the Top 100 List and see where were were now.

Top 202 Most Viewed Pages Of 2017 So Far
(Out of 10,000 pages)

(January 2017 to October 2017)
(Excluding the Home PageAbout Page, and Site Map Page, which were the top 3)

  1. Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
  2. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
  3. Medieval Servants: Their jobs and their place in historical fiction.
  4. How Long is 50,000 Words?
  5. On being a handicapped CosPlayer at PortCon Maine 2017
  6. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  7. Writing Mute Characters
  8. Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach | The Site That Makes Fun of Terrorist Hate Crimes
  9. Writing Dares Random Generator
  10. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  11. The Saco River Curse
  12. Our Primary Site Topic Is Small Penis? Reaching #1 on Page 1 of Google.
  13. Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
  14. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is Quaraun?
  15. Introduction To The Quaraun Series: aka Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach
  16. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  17. Autism, Asperger, PTSD, & Mad Cow: Writing Clinical Insanity Accurately | What is wrong with Quaraun? 
  18. Quaraun Free To Read Online Complete Chapter Index In Chronological Order
  19. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  20. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  21. Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica
  22. The FBI In Old Orchard Beach, Maine Trying To Capture A Domestic Terrorist
  23. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  24. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 1 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  25. Autism, Asperger's, And The Danger of The Self-Diagnosis
  26. Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
  27. What Type of Music Does A Gypsy Listen To? My Top 10 Favorite Bands
  28. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  29. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
  30. How to Write A Kiss
  31. Phookas
  32. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is GhoulSpawn?
  33. Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
  34. Daily Writing Prompts (June 2017 Archive)
  35. My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender
  36. Why Are The Quaraun Books Rated M18+
  37. How to Write Hot Sex - Tips For Erotic Romance Authors
  38. The Zaharam-Chapelle-Parunas Ethnographical World Building Questionnaire
  39. The Jiggler & The G-String Teddy Bears | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
  40. What exactly makes an Elf an Elf? (What is the definition of an Elf?)
  41. Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy
  42. World's Most Haunted Car Merchandise
  43. I Am Not GhoulSpawn | Excerpt From Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  44. Old Orchard Beach Hate Crimes
  45. BoomFuzzy Chapter 1 (Novel Excerpt - Quaraun The Insane)
  46. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica? or Why are gay haters beating up elderly woman for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness and saying she's a transexual because only transexuals wear pink?
  47. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
  48. Autism and the Stigmas - Why Can’t You Accept Me As Me?
  49. Maine UFO Sightings
  50. Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family
  51. Psychedelics In A 'High' High Fantasy World (High Elves Getting High)
  52. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  53. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  54. Captured By The Lich Lord | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  55. How To Build A Magic System
  56. I've everything but a kitchen sink. Wait, how'd that sink get in my pocket?
  57. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies & The Ku Klux Klan of Old Orchard Beach
  58. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  59. City of The Slushies | Chapter 7 | Quaraun The Insane
  60. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
  61. Suicide, Rape, and Abuse In The Quaraun Series
  62. Wizards vs Witches vs Sorcerers: How are they different? | Writing Fantasy Books
  63. FRED: Google's Most Deadly Update Ever?
  64. How To Write A Novel: Question Everything Before Putting It In Your World
  65. Content writing: How long do you spend creating a quality blog post?
  66. SBI: To Review or Not to Review? That Is The Question
  67. Twerking Dragons: The Joys Of Writing A Novel With A Voice Recorder
  68. A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness
  69. Transgender, Transsexual, Transvestite, or Intersex: What Is Quaraun?
  70. Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  71. Colour Magic - Gypsy Style
  72. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
  73. Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing
  74. Quaraun & Autism In Fantasy Novels
  75. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
  76. Tom Addams & The Warrior's Forum
  77. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
  78. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  79. Markiplier Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie Play Resident Evil 7
  80. Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole (Includes NSFW 18+ CBT Yaoi scene)
  81. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  82. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
  83. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Going North To Head South
  84. An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
  85. Aspergers is NOT Autism
  86. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  87. Summoner of Darkness: GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
  88. The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
  89. The Lich's True Form Revealed | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  90. Using work you already started for national novel writing month?
  91. World-building In The Quaraun Series: Creating a Fantasy World
  92. Books in Vacationland 2017
  93. BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
  94. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
  95. Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness
  96. The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
  97. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  98. What vlogging equipment is needed to get started as a YouTube vlogger?
  99. April 2015 Update: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach: The Kidnapped Cats
  100. Betta Fish Aesthetic on Pinterest
  101. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
  102. Life As A YouTuber: How To Earn An Income From Making Videos
  103. Making YouTube Videos: How did you decide what content to make?
  104. Page 4 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  105. Twighilight Not Twilight
  106. YouTube Index
  107. Amphibious Aliens: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
  108. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
  109. Average Typing Speed
  110. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
  111. Ernest Hemingway Style of Writing Literary Fiction Used In Epic Fantasy Novels
  112. Google Flagged Your Site! What To Do? (Help For Web Masters)
  113. How valuable is a writer’s group?
  114. Lives Destroyed: Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
  115. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Santa's Letter To Satan
  116. Summoner of Darkness: Quaraun Meets The Gremlin
  117. The Terrorists of Old Orchard Beach Put My Dad In a Coma
  118. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
  119. What Is This Site?
  120. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
  121. City of The Slushies | Chapter 1 | Quaraun The Insane
  122. Creative Writing Story Prompts: September 2017 Edition
  123. Dungeons and Dragons: The Joys Of Calculating Gold Weight In AD&D 2ed
  124. Fabric Designed By EelKat
  125. My Fave YouTubers Play: Dream Daddy - The Yaoi Dad Dating Sim Otome Game
  126. Necromancy: How will resurrection affect society as a whole?
  127. Page 7 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  128. Pink Flowers Aesthetic on Pinterest
  129. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 12 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  130. What will a traveler encounter on the roads in your world?
  131. Are you insane? Am I? Let's Find Out...
  132. Becoming A Better Writer: How to write interesting dialogue.
  133. Character Creation
  134. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
  135. Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books
  136. How To Stay Motivated To Write | Writing Fantasy Books
  137. Jewelry Fashions in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  138. Keyword Marketing - What to do when your best keywords are low demand
  139. Magic Systems and How to Build Them | Writing Fantasy Books
  140. NaNoWriMo Overachievers: How did you do it?
  141. Quaraun Cover Art Gallery | Fantasy Novel Book Cover Art
  142. Quaraun The Insane : Zebulon's Captive: The Last of The Moon Elves
  143. SEO Advantages of Embedding YouTube Videos On Your Website
  144. Summoner of Darkness: A Tavern Scene - Chastity Cages, and Whores
  145. Summoner of Darkness: The Return of ZooLock (free to read online)
  146. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
  147. Vanishing Books Update - Why 27 of my books were deleted off Amazon
  148. What is a God in Your Universe? | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  149. Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately
  150. What the Ocean Gives Me (How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing)
  151. City of The Slushies | Chapter 14 | Quaraun The Insane
  152. February 10, 2008 - Harassment Continues in Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  153. How does a bestselling book become a bestseller?
  154. Marriage in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  155. People are not interested in long winded copy
  156. September 26, 2017 - The Latest Attack By The KKK on The Thinner Gypsies
  157. Spending Money To Make Money Online? Should You Do It?
  158. Summoner of Darkness: The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness
  159. Summoner of Darkness: The Map of The Town (novel free to read online)
  160. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt GOTY | Completionist Run: Episode 01
  161. Trespassers: April 2007 Updates
  162. Turning Scenes, Into Stories & Writing Travelogue Style Fantasy Books
  163. Where To Get Endless Ideas For Short Stories, Novels, and Articles
  164. Writing Controversial Books: Political Correctness & White Supremacists
  165. Are Bad Reviews Good For You?
  166. Branding Yourself While Avoiding The Scams | EelKat On Content Writing
  167. Child Sacrifice in Fantasy Novels | Writing Fantasy Books
  168. How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children
  169. How would you explain your Fantasy world to a stranger?
  170. Page 6 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  171. Summoner of Darkness: HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower
  172. The return of Friends Are Forever - Banned and Burned it's about to be reborn!
  173. Why do Lovecraftian beings come to earth?
  174. Writing Prompts Syndrome?
  175. Autism = The Crazy Cat Woman of Maine
  176. Autism: Understanding what is really going on inside the child’s head.
  177. But what exactly IS a full time income?
  178. Content Marketing & writing: How I write content for my website
  179. Do you write a novel start-to-finish?
  180. GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: How To Kill a Lich
  181. How is it that the church leaders are claiming you do not pay tithes?
  182. How To Write A Novel: In what order do you create your world?
  183. I loved my children but I loved BoomFuzzy more | From Quaraun The Insane
  184. My Two Favorite People: FarDarrig and The Baby That Never Should Have Been
  185. Need help writing characters of color | EelKat on racist white readers
  186. Quaraun and the Amazon Adult Filter
  187. Quaraun GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: The Lover's Triangle
  188. Summoner of Darkness: Where Are You Hiding That Horse?
  189. Tired of people who don’t care. :( Tired of the harassment. :(
  190. What would happen if an Elf adopted a Human baby? | Writing Fantasy Books
  191. Page 10 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  192. Page 3 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  193. Page 8 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  194. SCRIPT FRENZY 2010: I WON! & Psycho Stalker Attacks
  195. Wristlets, Wrist Bags, Mini Clutch, Cosmetic Bags, and Designer Mini Purses
  196. Writing Your Novel: Do you save chapters as individual files?
  197. Are old AD&D adventures still any use to current players?
  198. Autistics Have Feelings Too & Diverse Books Rant
  199. Be True To You: YouTube Gamers: "Faking" a personality until you make it?
  200. City of The Slushies | Chapter 10 | Quaraun The Insane
  201. HEA in Erotica (Should You Write Happily Ever Afters?)
  202. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies

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“Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes aroMy Two Favorite People: FarDarrig and The Baby That Never Should Have Been

Need help writing characters of color | EelKat on racist white readers

und comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.” 

― Jessica Brody

"By autistic standards, the “normal” brain is easily distractible, is obsessively social, and suffers from a deficit of attention to detail and routine. Thus people on the spectrum experience the neurotypical world as relentlessly unpredictable and chaotic, perpetually turned up too loud, and full of people who have little respect for personal space." 

— Steve Silberman

Attempt Something New Today! – too many people talk about doing this or that but few actually take action, it's the why behind why so few succeed and so many fail.

I'm not made of money, I'm made out of glitter and kittens. 

~CinnamonToastKen 2017

“When people see you're happy doing what you're doing, it sort of takes the power away from them to tease you about it.” 

― Wendy Mass, Every Soul a Star

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2. Freedom of religion does not give you the right to physically or verbally assault people.

3. If your sincerely-held religious beliefs require you to bully children, then your beliefs are fucked up.” 

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