EelKat Wendy C Allen - Dark Fantasy Author

#UPDATE: January 6, 2021:
To all of you who are sending me video clips this morning and asking "Is this your family?"...


To answer your questions...


* Yes... my relatives ARE on every news station in every country of the world today, yes they did ORGANIZE the attack on the Capitol Building... and I am horrified by it.


* No, before you guys sent me the video footage clips, I was unaware the attack had happened, I do not own a TV and do not seek out news reports on the internet, so had you not sent me those clips I would never have known the attack had happened at all


* Yes, many members of my extended-family were involved in organizing the attack on Washington D.C.; one of my aunts claims to be the organizer, she is now wanted by the FBI for questioning


* Yes, I can see 1 uncle, 2 aunts, and 23 1st cousins in those pictures and news reports.


* Yes, the shooter is the high priest cousin you saw posting gun photos and death threats on my FaceBook, Twitter, and Twitch chat


* Yes, that is the 2 cousins who founded the group "The Loyalist White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan More Loyal Than The Loyal White Knights", in the gif/memes trashing reporter cameras and jumping on said cameras 


* YES, that IS the uncle who was paying the Discord tittie streamer $500 a month to stage the "deserve to be raped raids" on my Twitch channel 


* Yes, that uncle, 2 aunts, and 23 cousins ARE all members of Heaven's Gate and were party to the original UFO cult kool-aid murder suicide that killed 39 people in 1997


* No, I do not support anything they do or have done; it's been more than 30 years since I last saw, talked to, or interacted with any of them


#And please, stop forwarding video footage and news reports to me. I want nothing to do with those jackasses. We share DNA, not ideologies. They absolutely disgust me.


* If you were there, please be aware that 4 of them are now bragging on their social medias that they currently have Covid-19 and that they were spitting on police and government officials during the attack on the Capitol Building; yes it is confirmed they DO actually have Covid-19... 9 members of their immediate family have died in the past month and is what instigated them to join the mob at D.C.


* Yes, all of them are wanted by the FBI... if you have any information about ANY of their crimes INCLUDING today's attack on Washington D.C., do NOT send it to me, send it to the FBI agent in charge of the case: 


#FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the investigation. If you have information about the case, give it to him not me. He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322


This whole thing is very distressing for me. I do not like the kind of attention that gets put on ME because I happen to be related to THEM.

Far too many people harass my family, online and offline, because of these dipshits in our rather distant family tree.

I prefer to stay out of the public eye and deeply dislike being pulled into the paparazzi spotlight every time this group of lunatics pulls one of these ridiculous terrorist attack stunts.


It was very distressing for me to wake up this morning to find email, and every contact method on every social media, packs full of thousands of questions, links, and forwards, all asking me if that was my family that was being plastered across every news station on the planet.


It was bad enough to learn a terrorist attack had happened and it was even worse to learn it was yet again my uncles behind it.


Though I can not say I'm surprised to learn these jackass dipshits I have to share DNA with were involved. This certainly isn't the first terrorist attack they took part in.


Considering this 1 uncle, 2 aunts, & 23 cousins, all who took part in Heaven's Gate murder of 39 people in 1997, 1 of whom built the bomb for 2013's Boston Marathon, and 2 of whom founded the Loyalist White Knights... were involved in this attack too... I hope they get life in prison, they fucking deserve it.

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#UPDATE: January 9, 2020....


Good news, one of them was just arrested in Florida. He's the guy all over Twitter today, waving to security cameras while stealing Nancy Pelosi's lecture pedestal. My relatives are insane. I hope he never gets out.


At least he can't post death threats and rape threats in my Twitch chat anymore. I hope they arrest them all.


Why do I have to share DNA with these psychotic lunatics?


You can support your political party without being a violent, crazed, psychopathic terroist, you know.


#And random thought...


You know... all the people saying Trump supporters should stop inciting violence and go read their Bible, clearly have never read the Bible and have no clue how much violence and genocide God commands in the Old Testament... shouldn't it be the Trumpies need LESS Bible influence? Isn't it the Bible that inspired them to be violent in the first place?


And you want to know something else...


26 of those people now arrested for attacking the Capitol, had ALREADY been reported, in October 2019, for planning an attack on the government...

I know beause I filed that report on 3 uncles, 2 auns, and 23 cousins when they started building bombs and bought 4,000 asult rifles, while claiming they were building an army.

This attack was a long time in the planning and couldhave been prevented and the FBI knew about it 2 years ago.


But hey... guess what... the FBI knew about the Heaven's Gate murder 8 MONTHS before those same 26 people murdered 39 people under the shadow of Hale-Bop... AND the FBI knew in 2012, 5 months ahead of time that these same 26 people were building bombs for the Boston Marathon.


Same 26 people over and over again. This time some of them actually got caught... but the Heaven's Gate crew, has 4,000 members in Maine, Florida, Mississippi, Wyomin, Colorado, and Nova Scotia.


They are gaining members all the time. They claim they are building God's army, they claim Trump is "the God-King" God's form on earth, they also believe he is a shapeshifting reptilian alien, and they claim to be waiting for a mothership that will fly in the shadow of Comet Wormwood.


They claim "when the Trump of jubilie sounds" they will be ready to kill all who oppose them, because they believe they are God's Army and they do not fear death, for they also believe that through death, they "will be changed in the twinkling of an eye" and transformed into mighty arch angels to enact vengange of all who oppose them.


They embrace death, to the point, like they did in 1997, they will kill themselves if they have to, and take everyone around them with them.


Heaven's Gate should be feared and they should be in prison, not building gallows on the front law of the Capitaol building while trying to hang the Vice President.


How many decades will Heaven's Gate's members be allowed to kill and main unbridled? They are terrorists and NEED to be arrested and put in prison, BEFORE they do what they are planning and unleash a bomb that will kill every one "East of the Mississippi" as they put it.


My uncle David is dangerous, and now with his brother Bruce, leader of Heaven's Gate since 1997, dead from Covid19, David's crew has become far more dangerous than they ever were.


This attack they staged on the Capitol, it's not the end, it was just them firing a warning shot of something far bigger yet to come.


They need to be stopped BEFORE they kill more people.


How many times will this same group be allowed to kill over and over again, before someone stops them?


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1 uncle, 2 aunts, & 23 cousins were there; they are the leaders of Heaven's Gate AND the Loyalist White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan; they have 4,000 members armed with assault rifles, ready to march on command, and that's JUST the group in Palmyra, Maine - they NEED to be stopped... this post they made on Twitter is NOT a joke... they WILL march Jan 19... they MUST be stopped... Jan 6 was just a warning shot


https://twitter.com/profmath56/status/1347582047485906945?s=20




UPDATE: January 14, 2021
I received a deeply troubling question today... let's answer it...

I received a deeply troubling question today... let's answer it...


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*if someone asks me to do something in exchange for a donation...? I stream, and today someone I've never seen before sent me a message on discord asking me if I want [insert ridiculous amount of money here]. I of course replied asking what for, and the guy replies saying 'complete 25 challenges, for example #1 would be pulling a funny face. If you complete all 25 challenges then I donate the money.' Oh, and he also sent me screenshots of what I assume is supposed to be proof that he's dono'd tons of money to others before. This seems sus AF to me. Should I just assume it's fake / he'll ask me to do something weird? What do?*


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You've heard of the recent attacks on the American Capitol, right?

Have you NOT also heard about the 26 Twitch streamers who have found their name's on the FBI's no fly list even though they live in Europe and have never been to America?

Have you looked at today's day January 14 vs the date of the next 2 planned attacks, January 17 and January 20?

I doubt you'd ask this question if you HAD heard of what happened, so let me me summarize:

A group of terrorists spent several months planning an attack on Washington D.C. They took to intermingling with election rallies, so no one would suspect them. 

Meanwhile, online, they sought out a way to make 26 fake IDs for their group to use on attack day (January 6).

They ended up contacting 26 Twitch streamers the genders and approximate ages of the 26 people they had in their group going to D.C. 

Each streamer was sent an offer for being donated $500 in exchange for doing things. The streamers thought it seemed innocent enough and was easy money, so did it.

The reason for the $500 amount, was PayPal requires additional verification on large amounts, meaning, they were given the REAL NAMES AND HOME ADDRESSES of those 26 streamers. They next took those names and made 26 fake IDs using the names and addresses of those 26 streamers.

They used those fake IDs January 6 at D.C. and now as of Jan 7, those 26 streamers found their names on the FBI's no-fly list.

Those 26 terrorists, tossed the fake IDs and used their real IDs to leave D.C. and made their way back to Florida, Mississippi, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine, successfully returning home, while hundreds of other rally attendants found themselves unable to get on planes.

Given what those 26 did just before Jan 6, I would question anyone asking something similar to any streamer, right now, this close to Jan 17.

I highly recommend you report them to the FBI as possibly connected to the Jan 17 attack. **[https://tips.fbi.gov/](https://tips.fbi.gov/)**

The 26 people in question by the way... my uncle David, his wife Luci, his sister Barbie Jean, and 23 of their children, grandchildren, and great grand children... only one of whom so far has been arrested... the one who stole Nancy Pelosi's pulpit. On their way home to Palmyra, the rest showed up in my driveway January 11, to chant "All hail God King Trump" while bragging how they didn't get caught and outwitted the FBI and are going back to D.C. on Jan 17 and Jan 20.

Chances are VERY HIGH that the man contacting you was David's son Shem, who is the one who contacted the others prior to the Jan 6 attack, or so he bragged on Jan 11, while shooting off his rifils in my driveway, from a red 1980s vintage Jeep Cherokee.

Beware of the Atwaters, the Halls, the Cyrs, and the Johnsons... they ain't sending you money unless they are planning on using you to take the fall for some crime they plan to commit and blame on you. You'll go to jail and they'll walk free, like they always do, like they've been doing since the 1950s.

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..UPDATE: January 14, 2021...
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...MODS TAKE NOTICE!...
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...NEW BAN RULES ADDED TO THE CHANNEL... ..............................
...From today forward ALL USERNAMES ending in "Chan" are to be banned on sight...
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...I do not want any member of the 4Chan, 7Chan, Anon, QAnon or any similar terrorist organizations near my channel...
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...BAN THEM ALL!...

#As of this discovery a new policy is now in place on my channel.. all mods are to **IMMEDIATELY BAN** anyone and everyone they see with the word "Chan" at the end of their name, wither that user has ever visited my channel or not.

I want my mods to take ANY user they see on ANY channel ANYWHERE on Twitch to just ban those usernames from my channel as soon as they see them.

#From today forwards ALL USERNAMES ending in "Chan" are to be banned on sight.

#I do not want any member of this terrorist organization near my channel.

#The Chans are horrible people and I want nothing to do with any of them.

#Anyone found to be a supporter of ANY Chan is to be banned from my channel, even if they do not have "Chan" at the end of their username.

The "Chan" movement... OMG! They are fucking psychotic extremists. I had no clue what "Chan" meant or why people put it at the end of their username. Knowing what I know now and looking at the fact that the ringleader behind the 3 year long attack on my Twitch channel has the word "Chan" at the end of her username, the wild sex rumors she spreads about me FINALLY make sense.

Today one of my mods sent me the following message:

*"I noticed the girl trying to cancel you has "Chan" at the end of her username, as do many of her followers. I also noticed your confusion over her attacks and I wonder, do you know what "chan" means or why streamers put it at the end of their username? Everyone who has "Chan" at the end of their username is a witch hunting channel, it is how they identify themselves. It means they are extremist radical trolls from 4chan. There is even a wiki devoted to the "Chan Movement". Here, you'll want to read this. **[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan)** and this **[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Chanology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Chanology)**Twitter has started to ban anyone using "chan" at the end of their username because is identifies the user as connected with white supremacy hate groups. She's a QAnon terrorist and proud of it, that's why she has "chan" at the end of her name. That's why she is working with your uncles. She helped them plan the attack on the Capitol. She's a QAnon member. That's why she has the word "chan" at the end of her username. Every QAnon member does that. I didn't realize you had never heard of QAnon or 4Chan until I saw your Tweet last night. I'm s sorry. I thought you knew that is what she was. I would have messaged you sooner about this if I had known you didn't know what QAnon was. Also "Thingy" is a slang word, it means "a child's vagina" people put that in their username to signify they are supporters of child rape. These are really bad people attacking your channel. They are the same people who just attacked America's Capital. When they are chanting "ThingyChan" in your chat, it's a QAnon secret code word, it's another word for rape, it's a rape threat, it's them bypassing the NightBot ban of the word rape. It means they are threatening to gather up 4Chan members to rape you. 4Chan QAnon's use secret code words to bypass chat bans because they know most people don't know what the code words mean. It's like a Morse Code that only they know."*


Here is what the Wiki has to say:

>>>>*"4chan is an anonymous English-language imageboard website. Launched by Christopher "moot" Poole in October 2003, the site hosts boards dedicated to a wide variety of topics, from anime and manga to video games, music, literature, fitness, politics, and sports, among others. Registration is not available and users typically post anonymously; posting is ephemeral, as threads receiving recent replies are "bumped" to the top of their respective board and old threads are deleted as new ones are created. As of November 2020, 4chan receives more than 20 million unique monthly visitors, with more than 900,000 posts made daily."*

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>>>>*"The site has been described as a hub of Internet subculture, with its community being influential in the formation of prominent Internet memes, such as lolcats, Rickrolling, and rage comics, as well as hacktivist and political movements, such as Anonymous and the alt-right. 4chan has often been the subject of media attention as a source of controversies, including the coordination of pranks and harassment against websites and Internet users, and the posting of illegal and offensive content. The Guardian once summarized the 4chan community as "lunatic, juvenile ... brilliant, ridiculous and alarming""*

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>>>>*"Before the end of 2003, several new anime-related boards were added, including /h/ (Hentai), /c/ (Anime/Cute), /d/ (Hentai/Alternative), /w/ (Wallpapers/Anime), /y/ (Yaoi), and /a/ (Anime). Additionally, a lolicon board was created at /l/ (Lolikon),[26] but was disabled following the posting of genuine child pornography and ultimately deleted in October 2004, after threats of legal action."*

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>>>>*"On November 17, 2018, it was announced that the site would be split into two, with the work-safe boards moved to a new domain, 4channel.org, while the NSFW boards would remain on the 4chan.org domain. In a series of posts on the topic, Nishimura explained that the split was due to 4chan being blacklisted by most advertising companies, and that the new 4channel domain would allow for the site to receive advertisements by mainstream ad providers."*

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>>>>*"/pol/ ("Politically Incorrect") is 4chan's political discussion board. A stickied thread on its front page states that the board's intended purpose is "discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics." /pol/ was created in October 2011 as a rebranding of 4chan's news board, /new/, which was deleted that January for a high volume of racist discussion."*

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>>>>*"Although there had previously been a strong left-libertarian contingent to 4chan activists, there was a gradual rightward turn on 4chan's politics board in the early-mid 2010s. The board quickly attracted posters with a political persuasion that later would be described with a new term, the alt-right. Media sources have characterized /pol/ as predominantly racist and sexist, with many of its posts taking an explicitly neo-Nazi bent. The Southern Poverty Law Center regards /pol/'s rhetorical style as widely emulated by white supremacist websites such as The Daily Stormer; the Stormer's editor, Andrew Anglin, concurred. /pol/ was where screenshots of Trayvon Martin's hacked social media accounts were initially posted. The board's users have started antifeminist, homophobic, transphobic, and anti-Arab Twitter campaigns."*

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>>>>*"The users of /r9k/ built upon by then popular 4chan memes "epic win" and "fail" to group the human population into "alphas" or stereotypical well-adjusted popular people and "betas" or stereotypical geek-ish social rejects, self-identifying with the latter. It became a popular gathering place for the controversial online incel community. The "beta uprising" or "beta rebellion" meme, the idea of taking revenge against women, jocks and others perceived as the cause of incels' problems, was popularized on the sub-section. It gained more traction on the forum following the Umpqua Community College shooting, where it is believed that the shooter, Chris Harper-Mercer, also warned people not to go to school in the Northwest hours prior to the shooting as users encouraged him. The perpetrator of the Toronto van attack referenced 4chan and an incel rebellion in a Facebook post he made prior to the attack while praising self-identified incel Elliot Rodger, the killer behind the 2014 Isla Vista killings. He claims to have talked with both Harper-Mercer and Rodger on Reddit and 4chan and believes that he was part of a "beta uprising", also posting a message on 4chan about his intention the day before his attack."*

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>>>>*"Anonymous originated in 2003 on the imageboard 4chan representing the concept of many online and offline community users simultaneously existing as an anarchic, digitized global brain. Anonymous members (known as Anons or QAnons) can be distinguished in public by the wearing of Guy Fawkes masks in the style portrayed in the graphic novel and film V for Vendetta. However, this may not always be the case as some of the collective prefer to instead cover their face without using the well-known mask as a disguise. Some anons also opt to mask their voices through voice changers or text-to-speech programs."*

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>>>>*"On January 19, 2012, the U.S. Department of Justice shut down the file-sharing site Megaupload on allegations of copyright infringement. Anons responded with a wave of DDoS attacks on U.S. government and copyright organizations, shutting down the sites for the RIAA, MPAA, Broadcast Music, Inc., and the FBI."*

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>>>>*"In the wake of the fatal police shooting of unarmed African-American Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri, "Operation Ferguson"—a hacktivist organization that claimed to be associated with Anonymous—organized cyberprotests against police, setting up a website and a Twitter account to do so. The group promised that if any protesters were harassed or harmed, they would attack the city's servers and computers, taking them offline. City officials said that e-mail systems were targeted and phones died, while the Internet crashed at the City Hall."*

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>>>>*"In March 2016, Anonymous was reported to have declared war on Donald Trump. However, the "Anonymous Official" YouTube channel released a video denouncing #OpTrump as an operation that "goes against everything Anonymous stands for" in reference to censorship and added "we are for everyone letting their voices be heard, even, if the person at hand ... is a monster.""*

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>>>>*"In late 2017, QAnon, a pro-Trump group claiming to be the "real" Anonymous, first emerged on 4chan. In response, anti-Trump members of Anonymous warned that QAnon was stealing the collective's branding."*

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>>>>*"Since 2009, dozens of people have been arrested for involvement in Anonymous cyberattacks, in countries including the U.S., UK, Australia, the Netherlands, Spain, and Turkey. Anons generally protest these prosecutions and describe these individuals as martyrs to the movement. The July 2011 arrest of LulzSec member Topiary became a particular rallying point, leading to a widespread "Free Topiary" movement."*

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>>>>*"QAnon is a disproven and discredited far-right conspiracy theory alleging that a cabal of Satan-worshipping cannibalistic pedophiles is running a global child sex-trafficking ring and plotting against U.S. president Donald Trump, who is fighting the cabal. QAnon also commonly asserts that Trump is planning a day of reckoning known as the "Storm", when thousands of members of the cabal will be arrested. The conspiracy claim is entirely fictitious. QAnon supporters have accused many liberal Hollywood actors, Democratic politicians, and high-ranking government officials of being members of the cabal. They have also claimed that Trump feigned conspiracy with Russians to enlist Robert Mueller to join him in exposing the sex trafficking ring and preventing a coup d'état by Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and George Soros. The QAnon conspiracy theories have been amplified by Russian state-backed troll accounts on social media, as well as Russian state-backed traditional media."*

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>>>>*"Although preceded by similar viral conspiracy theories such as Pizzagate,[23][24] which has since become part of QAnon, the conspiracy theory began with an October 2017 post on the anonymous imageboard 4chan by "Q", who was presumably an American individual;[25] it is now more likely that "Q" has become a group of people acting under the same name. A stylometric analysis of Q posts claims to have uncovered that at least two people wrote as "Q" in different periods. Q claimed to be a high-level government official with Q clearance, who has access to classified information involving the Trump administration and its opponents in the United States. NBC News reported that three people took the original Q post and spread it across multiple media platforms to build an Internet following for profit. QAnon was preceded by several similar anonymous 4chan posters, such as FBIAnon, HLIAnon (High-Level Insider), CIAAnon, and WH Insider Anon. Although American in origin, there is now a considerable QAnon movement outside of the United States, particularly in Europe."*

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>>>>*"QAnon adherents began appearing at Trump reelection campaign rallies in August 2018. Bill Mitchell, a broadcaster who has promoted QAnon, attended a White House "social media summit" in July 2019. QAnon believers commonly tag their social media posts with the hashtag #WWG1WGA, signifying the motto "Where We Go One, We Go All". At an August 2019 rally, a man warming up the crowd used the QAnon motto, later denying that it was a QAnon reference. This occurred hours after the FBI published a report calling QAnon a potential source of domestic terrorism—the first time the agency had so rated a fringe conspiracy theory. According to analysis by Media Matters for America, as of October 2020, Trump had amplified QAnon messaging at least 265 times by retweeting or mentioning 152 Twitter accounts affiliated with QAnon, sometimes multiple times a day. QAnon followers came to refer to Trump as "Q+""*

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>>>>*"The number of QAnon adherents is unclear as of October 2020, but the group maintains a large online following. In June 2020, Q exhorted followers to take a "digital soldiers oath", and many did, using the Twitter hashtag #TakeTheOath.[42] In July 2020, Twitter banned thousands of QAnon-affiliated accounts and changed its algorithms to reduce the conspiracy theory's spread.[43] A Facebook internal analysis reported in August found millions of followers across thousands of groups and pages; Facebook acted later that month to remove and restrict QAnon activity,[44][45] and in October it said it would ban the conspiracy theory from its platform altogether. Followers had also migrated to dedicated message boards such as EndChan and 8chan (now rebranded as "8kun"), where they organized to wage information warfare in an attempt to influence the 2020 United States presidential election.[47] Following Trump's loss to Joe Biden in the election, QAnon beliefs became a part of attempts to overturn the results and Trump's loss, culminating in the storming of the United States Capitol, leading to a further crackdown on QAnon-affiliated content on social media."*

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>>>>*"Anonymous is a decentralized international activist/hacktivist collective/movement that is widely known for its various cyber attacks against several governments, government institutions and government agencies, corporations, and the Church of Scientology."*

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>>>>*"Project Chanology (also called Operation Chanology) was a protest movement against the practices of the Church of Scientology by members of Anonymous, a leaderless Internet-based group. The project was started in response to the Church of Scientology's attempts to remove material from a highly publicized interview with Scientologist Tom Cruise from the Internet in January 2008."*

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>>>>*"The project was publicly launched in the form of a video posted to YouTube, "Message to Scientology", on January 21, 2008. The video states that Anonymous views Scientology's actions as Internet censorship, and asserts the group's intent to "expel the church from the Internet". This was followed by distributed denial-of-service attacks (DDoS), and soon after, black faxes, prank calls, and other measures intended to disrupt the Church of Scientology's operations. In February 2008, the focus of the protest shifted to legal methods, including nonviolent protests and an attempt to get the Internal Revenue Service to investigate the Church of Scientology's tax-exempt status in the United States."*

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>>>>*"Reactions from the Church of Scientology regarding the protesters' actions have varied. Initially, one spokesperson stated that members of the group "have got some wrong information" about Scientology. Another referred to the group as a group of "computer geeks". Later, the Church of Scientology started referring to Anonymous as "cyberterrorists" perpetrating "religious hate crimes" against the church."*

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>>>>*"Members of Project Chanology say their main goal is "to enlighten the Church of Scientology (CoS) by any means necessary.""*

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>>>>*"Project Chanology began its campaign by organizing and delivering a series of denial-of-service attacks against Scientology websites and flooding Scientology centers with prank calls and black faxes. The group was successful in taking down local and global Scientology websites intermittently from January 18, 2008 until at least January 25, 2008."*

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>>>>*"Protesters in Boston, Los Angeles, Pittsburgh, Toronto, Edinburgh, London, and other cities worldwide, wore Guy Fawkes masks modeled after the 2005 film V for Vendetta. Guy Fawkes was an English Catholic executed for a 1605 attempt to destroy the House of Lords. In V for Vendetta, a rebel against a near-future fascist regime uses the mask in his public appearances and distributes many of its copies to the population to enable mass protests."*

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>>>>*"According to The Washington Post, "the site's users have managed to pull off some of the highest-profile collective actions in the history of the Internet."*

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>>>>*"Users of 4chan and other websites "raided" Hal Turner by launching DDoS attacks and prank calling his phone-in radio show during December 2006 and January 2007. The attacks caused Turner's website to go offline. This cost thousands of dollars of bandwidth bills according to Turner. In response, Turner sued 4chan, 7chan, and other websites; however, he lost his plea for an injunction and failed to receive letters from the court."*

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>>>>*"KTTV Fox 11 aired a report on Anonymous, calling them a group of "hackers on steroids", "domestic terrorists", and collectively an "Internet hate machine" on July 26, 2007.[137] Slashdot founder Rob Malda posted a comment made by another Slashdot user, Miang, stating that the story focused mainly on users of "4chan, 7chan and 420chan". Miang claimed that the report "seems to confuse /b/ raids and motivational poster templates with a genuine threat to the American public", arguing that the "unrelated" footage of a van exploding shown in the report was to "equate anonymous posting with domestic terror"."*

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>>>>*"In May 2009, members of the site attacked YouTube, posting pornographic videos on the site. A 4chan member acknowledged being part of the attack, telling BBC News that it was in response to YouTube "deleting music"."*

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>>>>*"On October 18, 2006, the Department of Homeland Security warned National Football League officials in Miami, New York City, Atlanta, Seattle, Houston, Oakland, and Cleveland about a possible threat involving the simultaneous use of dirty bombs at stadiums. The threat claimed that the attack would be carried out on October 22, the final day of the Muslim holy month of Ramadan."*

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>>>>*"On November 29, 2010, Ali Saad, a 19-year-old, was arrested and had his home raided by the FBI for posting child pornography and death threats on 4chan. Ali had first visited 4chan "a week before [the FBI raid] happened". He admitted to downloading about 25 child pornography images from 4chan."*

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>>>>*"Collin Campbell, a U.S. Navy Machinist's Mate, was arrested in February 2011 after a fellow seaman found child pornography on his iPhone that he downloaded entirely from 4chan."*

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>>>>*"In January 2011, Matthew Riskin Bean, a 20-year-old man from New Jersey, was sentenced to 45 days in prison for cyberbullying on 4chan."*

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>>>>*"According to court documents filed on November 5, 2014, there were images posted to 4chan that appeared to be of a murder victim. The body was discovered in Port Orchard, Washington, after the images were posted. The posts were accompanied by the text: "Turns out it's way harder to strangle someone to death than it looks on the movies." A later post said: "Check the news for Port Orchard, Washington, in a few hours. Her son will be home from school soon. He'll find her, then call the cops. I just wanted to share the pics before they find me." The victim was Amber Lynn Coplin, aged 30. The suspect, 33-year-old David Michael Kalac, surrendered to police in Oregon later the same day; he was charged with second-degree murder involving domestic violence. Kalac was convicted in April 2017 and was sentenced to 82 years in prison the following month."*

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>>>>*"On July 14, 2019, 17-year-old Bianca Devins was murdered by 21-year-old Brandon Clark of Utica, New York after the two went to a concert together. The suspect took pictures of the victim's bloodied deceased body and posted it to Discord and his own Instagram page. The photos were widely shared on Instagram and other sites, particularly on 4chan where many users mocked and celebrated her death, saying she deserved it and praising the killer while depicting Devins as a manipulative young woman. Devins had developed a small following online and was a 4chan user herself."*

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>>>>*"Although preceded by similar viral conspiracy theories such as Pizzagate,[23][24] which has since become part of QAnon, the conspiracy theory began with an October 2017 post on the anonymous imageboard 4chan by "Q", who was presumably an American individual;[25] it is now more likely that "Q" has become a group of people acting under the same name.[26][27] A stylometric analysis of Q posts claims to have uncovered that at least two people wrote as "Q" in different periods.[28][29] Q claimed to be a high-level government official with Q clearance, who has access to classified information involving the Trump administration and its opponents in the United States.[30] NBC News reported that three people took the original Q post and spread it across multiple media platforms to build an Internet following for profit. QAnon was preceded by several similar anonymous 4chan posters, such as FBIAnon, HLIAnon (High-Level Insider), CIAAnon, and WH Insider Anon.[31] Although American in origin, there is now a considerable QAnon movement outside of the United States, particularly in Europe."*

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Those are just a few highlights of what the Wiki has to say about the Chan Movement and why so many users on Twitch and Twitter tac the word "chan" to the end of their username.


If you want to read the full aticle to find out all the horrors of this horrendouse group of terrorists, here is the link:


* **[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan)**

* **[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Chanology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Chanology)**

* **[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QAnon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QAnon)**


As of this discovery a new policy is now in place on my channel.. all mods are to **IMMEDIATLY BAN** any one and everyone they see with the word "Chan" at the end of their name, wither that user has ever visited my channel or not.


I want my mods to take ANY user they see on ANY channel ANYWHERE on Twitch to just ban those usernames from my channel as soon as they see them.


#From today forwards ALL USERNAMES ending in "Chan" are to be banned on sight.


#I do not want any member of this terrorist orgination near my channel.


#The Chans are horrible people and I want nothing to do with any of them.


#Anyone found to be a supporter of ANY Chan is to be banned from my channel, even if they do not have "Chan" at the end of their username.


On a side note... do you remember in June 2016 when a group of crazy protestors showed up in my driveway chanting that my family was "Satan worshiping pedophile cannibals of the Scottish Mafia"? Well, it says on that Wiki:


>>>>*"QAnon is a disproven and discredited far-right conspiracy theory alleging that a cabal of Satan-worshipping cannibalistic pedophiles is running a global child sex-trafficking ring and plotting against U.S. president Donald Trump, who is fighting the cabal."*

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Does that me those people in my driveway that day were QAnon members?


Scary... that group included 2 Mormon Bishops, the Old Orchard Beach Town Manager, several motel owners from Old Orchard Beach, an excavation owner in Old Orchard Beach, and 2 Old Orchard Beach Town councillors... uhm... does that mean Old Orchard Beach is infested with QAnon members?


I think I am finally starting to understand the weird accusations that get tossed at me and my family... like being called "Scottish Mafia" when we are not, and being called a "BDSM Dominatrix" when I am not, and being called a "Satan Worshiper" when I am not, or being called "pedophiles' or "cannibals" when we are not.


I never understood these accusations or what the possible source could have been, but I had never heard of QAnon until 2 days ago when Twitter announced they banned 70,000 QAnon members off Twitter, following the terrorist attack in Washington D.C. earlier this week. 


The Tweet my mod was referencing, was a Tweet where I asked "What is QAnon? I never heard of it before."


Okay, so now understand WHERE they got the accusations from, they apparently say those things about everyone. But the question still stands: Why me? Why my family? Why my Twitch channel? How did I become a target for members of such bizarre, psychotically deraged terroist group? 


Also... it says QAnon started in October 2017... but those people who were in my yard, the first time they showed up was April 10, 2015, and they arrived again May 14, 2015, June 12, 2015, September 12, 2015, and each time they showed up the group was bigger. They continued to show up throughout 2016.


Each group was lead by a masked man who always kept his face hidden. The group members called him "Mark" and "Mark Who Needs No Last Name"... he was a tiny elderly man about 5'9" very skinny, and had unkept white hair. He always arrived driving a backhoe, which is the same backhoe that drove over my house August 8, 2013. He was the one seen shooting at me and my family in several livestreams. He was prone to showing up while I was livestreaming... I think he used my livestream schedual to determine if I was home, and I also think he was trying to "get his 15 minutes of fame" because he was always trying to get himself and his rifales on my webcams.


All of it was recorded via those livestreams *(yes, this is why several Witcher 3 VODs are not available for you to watch... it's the ones with the terrorist attacks on my family in them.)*, and all the video footage forwarded to local police, who in turn forwarded it to the FBI, and the FBI assigned Agent Andy Drewer to the case June 26, 2016.


All of that was a full 2 years before the October 2017 date in that article.



As of this discovery a new policy is now in place on my channel.. all mods are to **IMMEDIATLY BAN** any one and everyone they see with the word "Chan" at the end of their name, wither that user has ever visited my channel or not.


I want my mods to take ANY user they see on ANY channel ANYWHERE on Twitch to just ban those usernames from my channel as soon as they see them.

#From today forwards ALL USERNAMES ending in "Chan" are to be banned on sight.

#I do not want any member of this terrorist organization near my channel.

#The Chans are horrible people and I want nothing to do with any of them.

#Anyone found to be a supporter of ANY Chan is to be banned from my channel, even if they do not have "Chan" at the end of their username.


#UPDATED to answer this question:

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*How is it you have never heard of 4chan or QAnon? I thought you were a dark webber? Everyone always talks about how you know all the darkest deepest sites on the internet. 4chan is like the biggest dark web website ever.*

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Uhm... WHO exactly says I know dark web websites and what exactly is a dark webber?

I've been on the internet since 1996, but I build websites, I don't visit websites. In my 25 years on the internet I've probably visited fewer than 100 websites total, if that many. In fact, I can list off the top of my head websites I visit and use:

* Amazon

* Blogger/BlogSpot (as a blog writer, I don't read blogs by others)

* Deviantart (as a blog writer, I don't read/view content by others)

* eBay

* FaceBook

* FanFiction.Net (not visited since 2011)

* LinkedIn (as a blog writer, I don't read blogs by others)

* LiveJournal (as a blog writer, I don't read blogs by others)

* MySpace

* Nexus

* Pinterest


* SoapBox

* Squidoo (ceased to exist 2013)

* Twitch

* Twitter

* WordPress (as a blog writer, I don't read blogs by others)

* YouTube

* Zazzle

Wow... not only didn't reach 100, I didn't even reach 20.

I find it rather laughable that you or ANY ONE would think of me as someone who knows "dark web" web sites.

When exactly do you think I have time to browse the internet to even look for any website at all?

I work 80 to 120 hour weeks. 

I publish 4 novels a year, dozens of short stories a month, 2 to 3 non-fiction articles every day, paint on canvas with acrylic art for **[new merch products](https://www.zazzle.com/store/eelkat)** weekly, write for 12 blogs, and a manage/edit/write for 200 websites **[like this one](https://www.eelkat.com/)** which I built from the ground up and am the ONLY person managing/editing/writing for... AND I'm a retail merchandiser for HallMark travelling hundreds of miles a week to set up displays at WalMarts, CVS, Post Offices, WalGreens, and Khols all over New England. On top of all of that I make YouTube videos AND stream on Twitch.

So, explain to me WHEN you think it is that I have any free time for browsing the internet? 

I don't know who told you I was a "dark webber" or that I would know anything about "dark web" web sites, but, honey... check their username... did it say "Chan" at the end of their name? Yeah... THEY are a "dark webber" who visits "dark web" websites, not me, as can be clearly seen by them putting "Chan" at the end of their username.

You might want to reconsider where you get your information about me, who you get your information about me from, and fact check the source of the information you get about me.



If you could recommend I watch one VOD that best represented your channel, which would it be?

This one....




The Princess Bride predicting Covid-19?

Avallac'h's a Good Tutor?
Of What? How to Better Bed Kings?


EXTREME SPOILER WARNING!

Please be aware that nearly every page on this website contains spoilers to something. I talk about a lot of fandoms, and go into great detail analyzing them when I do. If I am talking about The Witcher series, InuYasha, Disney Ducks, the Quaraun series, or any other fandom, you WILL encounter spoilers about it. 

Absurdist Fiction - Getting Started




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Where to get started in Absurd Fiction? That's actually a very good question.

I think the place to start is to first know what Absurdism is and what it is not.

Absurdism is not a type of Humor or Comedy, so I'm uncertain if what you are calling Absurdist Fiction actually is Absurdist Fiction or not.

I am fascinated by your definition of The Absurd.

Absurd means Weird, Strange, and Bizarre.

Insanity is another word for Absurd. Did you know that?

Insanity is the dictionary definition of Absurd.

Go get a dictionary and look it up. Absurdity is just another word for insanity. Bizarre is also another word for Absurd. As is crazy and weird.

Absurdist Fiction is also known as Bizarre Fantasy, Weird Horror, and Bizarro. None of which has anything to do with Comedy, Humour, or being funny. 

While Absurdist Fiction can have it's funny moments, it is not as a genre, intended to make the reader laugh. Quite the contrary, Absurdist Literature is intended to force the reader to think deep thoughts about deep topics.

Looking for Absurd fiction to read? Alice in Wonderland is one of the very early works of Absurdist Fiction. There is nothing even remotely funny, humorous, or comedic about drug addict peadophiles obsessing over 8 year old girls. You DO know that's what Alice in Wonderland is about, right? Another early work is Call of Cthulhu, again, far from funny and at times quite disturbing with is white power cultists slaughtering minorities to ancient elder gods, while demons slaughter humanity.

The Bronze Door, stands as another early work of the Absurd - a tale of a hen pecked man's dark plot to murder his wife.

The Unicorn in the Garden, another early tale of the Absurd, about another hen-pecked husband, and the unicorn he wishes would murder his wife.

Used to Lover Her, a song by Guns N Roses, is a work of modern Absurd Fiction set to music, about a hen pecked man who escaped his wife by burying her in the garden.


Absurd Fiction is dark.

Very Dark.

And it's humor dry and morbid.

Gallows Humour. Humor that laughs at torture and murder. Absurdity laughs at murder in a twisted method of showing a thing is wrong, but focusing on it to an extreme.

If you think Absurd Fiction is meaningless drivel meant only to make a person laugh, than you truly have no clue what The Absurdist Movement is at all.

In modern Absurdism, you have recent classics like The Riff, about one porn star's search for toilet paper during a zombie apocalypse. Yes... a young woman, shopping in her undies for t-p, while zombies massacre the rest of the shoppers... she spends the entire story searching for a roll without blood stains.

Here... the story had a music video made of it...


If you want to do an indepth study of The Absurd, a good place to look is to music videos.

The Absurd has a large movement in the music industry.

Look to:

  • Alice Cooper
  • David Bowie
  • Liberace
  • Marilyn Manson
  • Lady Gaga
  • Avatar
  • Rob Zombie
  • Green Jello/Green Jelly
  • Insane Clown Posse
  • Blutengel
  • Oomph
  • Lordi

The reigning kings & queens of the Absurd.

If I had to pick one musician who over all, through all his songs, and music videos best encompases the Absurd, I'd pick Avatar, and their music video From the Swarm is a prime example of why I pick them: 


New Land is probably one of the best done Absurdist music videos ever, also by Avatar...


Statue of a King, again by Avatar, is another good example of Absurdist Fiction set to music...


Nobody does Absurdist music videos better than Avatar.

They are a "YouTube band", (one of the few who has gotten their songs on mainstream radio)  so if you really want to see Abursism on the extreme, go to their YouTube channel and watch their MANY music videos.

Though I think my #1 favourite Absurdist music video of all time, might be Teenage Rock God by Rob Zombie...

(TRIGGER WARNING - if you are a self righteous social justice warrior you may find this video to be HIGHLY racist, due to its diptiation of Voodoo Priests and Priestesses. HOWEVER, I am myself a Voodoo Priestess, rank of Medsen Fey Marija Loa to Damballa, and I'm not the least bit offended by this video, so if you find it offensive - as many people do -  you might want to ask those of us who are members of the religion if we find it offensive before you go have yourself a hissy fit..)



Absurdism is noted for being very extreme and pushing limits. Absurdists are the most radical of the social justice warriors, PETA members, tree hugging, vegan, blood-bucket tossing, renegade animal rights activist who boldly protest war, guns, meat, abortion, white power, racism, and anything they hurts anyone. Know for their psycho freak extremist marches, boycotts, and parades, they fight for gay rights, animal rights, human rights, and saving the environment and do it with wild costumes, eye popping art, elaborate stage sets, psychobilly art cars, renegade fiction, and in you face extremist music videos.

The most common themes of Absurdism are:

  • suicide prevention
  • animal rights
  • gay rights
  • anti-drugs
  • anti-war
  • human rights
  • anti-abortion
  • protecting the environment

Absurdism exists to send a message. It is never as pointless as it at first seems.

Absurdism is a shock genre, that uses extreme actions to shock you into taking a second look, resulting in you becoming mesmerised by the absurdity of it, drawing you in with a hypnotic need to tear your eyes away in disgust, horror, and disbelief, but an inability to look away because it is so extreme you can't believe what it is you are reading/seeing. Thus you unwittingly absorb a hidden message that you might otherwise have ignored.

If I had to pick one music video to sum up the ENTIRE vast expanse of The Absurd genre... it'd be Save Our Souls by Blutengel... it takes EVERYTHING Absurdism is known for and throws it all into one 4 minute music video.

It is the story of the world destroyed by the greed of oil and nuclear power industry billionaires, while the faceless victims die unnoticed... while the porn industry glorifies the bodies of the dead for even more greed... like all Absurdism, it carries the message that life is frail, fleeting, and important, but no one cares because they are too busy using each other for money...

(TRIGGER WARNING - not for the squeamish... contains graphic violence, images of cutting with razors, realistic depiction of suicide victims, and full frontal nudity.)


As you can see from that video, humour is nowhere to be found, because Absurdism is not about Humour. Yes, some Absurdism contains Humour, but Humour is not a prerequisite to Absurdism.

This video shocks you by showing you a suicide victims, naked, her face obscured from view, her body laid out in a very sexual pose, enticing the viewer and reviling them at the same time.

It next shows you 3 other suicide victims, their faceless corpse rising up, to carry the first in her coffin, though a real live city that was laid to waste by a nuclear meltdown.

This is going on, while the man at the front of the screen, sings about how war is tearing the land apart, greedy fuel corps are destroying the face of the world, and young girls are being driven to suicide by the porn industry's use of human trafficling.

It uses shocking imagery to send a message about human rights and the need for people to open their eyes to the horror we live in and stop pampering themselves when so many are suffering around them.

THIS is what Absurdism is about. And that is why I call THIS, the ideal music video to show you how Absurdism works and why it exists.

While some Absurdism may use Humour to send it's message, ALL Absurdism uses shocking/disturbing imagery to burn it's message into the brain.

The Absurd spans far more than fiction. Look for it in your local live theatre if you really want to get into it.

Here... no better way to experience The Absurd then to watch it in living colour... every one of these videos is a masterpiece of The Absurd and a wonderful way to get a task of the genre and what it's all about...

First up we have the story of a future world where men are nothing but slaves to television... literally... they exist only to keep tv sets operating... tv sets are now the dominate species...


Here's an icon in Absurdism. If you are an avid devourer of Absurdism, then you already know this early cult classic that brought Absurdism to the mainstream when this tiny little MySpace band made sweeping international headlines, when they were sued to hell and back by Kellogg's Corporation.

Yep, you know who we are talking about... it's the infamous kings of controversy themselves: Green Jello!

And if you've never seen the music video behind the lawsuit, well, here it is... meet Cereal Killer! a song about the day Toucan Sam flipped his lid and went on a mass murdering serial killing spree killing off all the cereal icons.

Watch now as Toucan Sam murders:

  • The Trix Bunny
  • Lucky the Leprechaun
  • Sonny the Cockoo Bird
  • Capt Crunch
  • Tony the Tiger
  • Snap
  • Crackle
  • Pop

But here you go, Green Jello's Cereal Killer! the iconic cult classic of early Absirst Music videos, watch now this controversial boob filled, bloodbath, of jiggly titties and massacred puppets...

(TRIGGER WARNING - not for the squeamish... contains graphic claymation violence.)



Inspired by Green Jelly, comes on their heels Mac Sabbath...



Yet another band inspired by Green Jelly is Radioactive Chickenheads here to say Cluck You!



If your boss knows German, then the words to this song are EXTREMELY not safe for work... for the Americans who are blissfully unaware, basically this is a song about how your mother is a cock sucking cunt and he's the mother fucker who made her that way... also, if you don't blink, you'll see a penis flashed in this one (3:54 if you want to find it)... ;)

This one gets classified as Absurdism. not for the story of the song, but rather for the extremes they went to to make the video itself, including to have a hole drilled in his face in order to have a light bulb inserted into his throat. Watch his mouth light up every time he opens it, just like opening a refrigerator door.


Then we have a crew of survivors, frozen on an ark in space, destined to save humanity... but the only thing they want is just one last drink of beer...


I think one can safely say that no one does over the top Absurdism gone extreme better then the Japanese do... in this video you find serial killing transvestite opera singers who escaped from the local insane asylum and have gone on a cannibalistic killing spree... why? Because it's Absurdism, who needs any more reason then that for transvestite opera singers to go on a killing spree?

I give you... Insanity Injection... one of the single most extreme Absurdist music videos ever made...


A detachable penis... yes, that IS what this song is about...



Are you a FaNF fanatic? If so, you'll love this music video starring Mark Fischbach, aka Markiplier, as a Freddy Fazbear Security Guard terrorized by teddy bears... (based on the video game Five Nights at Freddy's)


Inspired by both Green Jelly's Cereal Killer and Five Nights At Freddy's, here's Radioactive Chicken Heads once again, this time out to rescue children from Chuck E-Cheese's murderous rat...


If you've never seen Fatty Boom Boom before, I should probably put a warning here... shit head Christian Americans with their pro-Nazi, white power heads stuck up their asses... this anti-American video made by a band in Africa, this one was dedicated to you...

If you can't tell what they are saying... they are talking about how America is nothing but a shit headed, fuck-feast, white power inbreed group of terrorists running around screaming murder, murder, murder, kill, kill, kill, money, money, money, yippee, ki-yay! (yes, those are the lyrics)....

Notice the black men wearing the graffitied Ku Klux Klan uniforms while they dance and drum. 

This song is about how Africans in Africa see Americans as the worst terrorists on the planet and talks about how America has a history of terrorism, starting with it's invasion of America and slaughtering the Native American Indians, to the slavery of Africans, to the current threats on Asian countries. 

(TRIGGER WARNING - not for the squeamish... as soon as you see the doctor walk in... you might want to stop the video and not watch the ending. Also contains black people in white face paint and white people in black face paint - EXTREMELY TRIGGERING for people upset by racism!)


Korn's Kidnap The Sandy Claws and Tim Burtan's A Nightmare Before Christmas


Six foot tall rabbits in the mall, because... why not?


Papers Please... if you know the video game, you know the story, if not... well... the main character is an immigration passport inspector whose job it is to keep terrorist bombers out of the country, but accepts bribes from various terrorists while turning aware legit citizens. (Was inspired by actual events that occured at the berlin Wall in Germany in 1982.)


The world after food becomes god and demands to be worshipped...


The carnival of death has come to town, as freaks reign supreme in mObscene... one of many music video interpretations of the book Something Wicked This Way Comes...


A look at the dark side of Alice in Wonderland... Japanese style...


Another signer, another band, another music video interpretation of the book Something Wicked This Way Comes...



Again, we head to Japan to find that Absurdism reigns supreme and no one does it like the Japanese do...

...in this story of a young girl who wants to learn to head bang, and along comes a magic neck corset to teach her how...


The story of how Satan's Black Pope came to rule the world and ensnare humanity...


Once upon a time the world had ended, and along came David Bowie and a Glass Spider to tell the tale...


Lady Gaga on the sin of commercialism...


Another song from the African band Die Antwoord, about a dog and some cats, and a lot of violence.

(TRIGGER WARNING - not for the squeamish... contains graphic violence.)


Because of it's "innocent" words and super childish music video, Wynona's Big Brown Beaver is often sung by school children thinking they are singing about a zoo, and thought of my many parents as a cute children's song... it's actually about a 1970s porn star who didn't shave or wash her pussy...


And speaking of children's songs, sung in school... what could possibly be wrong with The Three Little Pigs?

Everything when Green Jelly is retelling this blood bath tale of wolfish massacre... Watch for Rambo to make a guest cameo in this, absurd, drug filled, ganster feast, Green Jello bloodbath...



It's Absurdism... thus we need more cotton picking, banjo playing white rabbits named Harvey...


Yet another band to give us a music video interpretation of the book Something Wicked This Way Comes...


The government exists to ensnare, but eventually the enslaved people fight back...


Beautiful People.... in a world far from pretty...


Kindergarten... if you don't know the video game, you might want to skip this story of drug dealing, serial killer 5 year olds... (if you watch closely--- this entire thing is only 1 person acting out the entire Kindergarten cast, even Miss Jigglytitts - yes, that his her name in the game.) (NOTE - though this music video is tame and more or less "kid friendly", the game is HIGHLY triggering, and not for any one easily upset by murder, abortion, drugs, and peadophile janitors.)


The Bear Went Over The Mountain To See What He Could See... yet another classic children's song, turned on it's head by MySpace's most infamous band, Green Jelly...



Along came a Spider and Alice Cooper sat down beside her...


Another music video interpretation of the book Something Wicked This Way Comes...


From Psychopathic Records, comes The Insane Clown Posse...


A look at the dark side of Alice in Wonderland...German style...


Based on a true story... a dark look at the media obsession with glorifying a mass murderer to the point that he developed fans to protest his execution... (inspired by the same real life German terrorist attacks that inspired the video game Paper's Please)


(TRIGGER WARNING -Viewer discretion is STRONGLY advised... very graphic video that shows actual news footage (real dead people in this video) in a music video that shows news reporters for the heartless people they really are..


Lady Gaga once again, in the video that made her famous as Mother Monster...


There are hundreds more music videos in The Absurd, but these should get you started.

Likewise, The Absurd also exists in movies as well.

If you want movies in The Absurd...

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Beetlejuice

Willy Wonka

Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

Attack of The Killer Shrews

The Phantom Empire

And of course the movie for which the The Absurdist movement was named for:

Bela Lugosi's Plan 9 from Outer Space

But you asked specifically about writing the absurd and to get a better feel for how The Absurd is written, the best place to go would be to the top three bestselling Absurdist novels of all time, yes?

The top bestselling novels of The Absurd, are:

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

The Haunted Vagina

Cum For Bigfoot

You want to live it every day... try OtherKin.

OtherKin, if you didn't know is the art form of living your life as a fictional, non-Human species.

The OtherKin movement started in the 1970s when a community of hippies got together and decided they no longer wanted to be Humans as Humanity was fast destroying the world. They declared themselves "The Silver Elves" and have lived the past 50 years as Elves.

The Silver Elves have since grown into a community of authors and artists who dress like Elves, act like Elves, eat like Elves, and like the Amish, live completely cut off from modern Human society.

Sometimes seen as a cult, they are not only the founders of The OtherKin movement, but they are considered by other members of the OtherKin movement to be the most absurd and most extreme of all OtherKin.

From their own website, they have this to say about themselves:

The Elven Way is the spiritual Path of the Elves. It is not a religion. While all elves are free to pursue whatever spiritual path they desire, or not as the case may be, these elves are magicians and follow no particular religious dogma. The Silver Elves do however believe in all the Gods and Goddesses, (also Santa Claus to whom they're related, the tooth fairy as a distant cousin, and the Easter or Ostara Bunny, no relation.) and they try to treat them all with due respect.

The Elven Way promotes the principles of Fairness, that is to say both Justice, Elegance and Equal Opportunity and Courtesy that is respectful in its interactions and attitude toward all beings, great or small. The Silver Elves understand the world as a magical or miraculous phenomena, and that all beings, by pursuing their own true path, will become whomever they truly desire to be.

The path of the Silver Elves is that of Love and Magic and they share their way with all sincerely interested individuals. You can read about the Silver Elves in the book "Faery Craft" by Emily Carding.

The Silver Elves are a family of elves who have been living and sharing the Elven Way since 1975. They are the authors of

  • The Book of Elven Runes: 
  • A Passage Into Faerie; 
  • The Magical Elven Love Letters, volume 1, 2, and 3; 
  • An Elfin Book of Spirits: Evoking the Beneficent Powers of Faerie; 
  • Caressed by an Elfin Breeze: The Poems of Zardoa Silverstar; 
  • Eldafaryn: True Tales of Magic from the Lives of the Silver Elves; 
  • Arvyndase (Silverspeech): A Short Course in the Magical Language of the Silver Elves; 
  • The Elven Book of Dreams: A Magical Oracle of Faerie; 
  • The Book of Elven Magick: The Philosophy and Enchantments of the Seelie Elves, Volume 1 & 2; 
  • What An Elf Would Do: A Magical Guide to the Manners and Etiquette of the Faerie Folk; 
  • The Elven Tree of Life Eternal: A Magical Quest for One's True S'Elf; 
  • Magic Talks: On Being a Correspondence Between the Silver Elves and the Elf Queen's Daughters; 
  • Sorcerers' Dialogues: A Further Correspondence Between the Silver Elves and the Founders of the Elf Queen's Daughters; 
  • Discourses on High Sorcery: More Correspondence Between the Silver Elves and the Founders of the Elf Queen's Daughters; 
  • Ruminations on Necromancy: Continuing Correspondence Between the Silver Elves and the Founders of the Elf Queen's Daughter; 
  • The Elven Way: The Magical Path of the Shining Ones;  
  • The Book of Elf Names: 5,600 Elven Names to use for Magic, Game Playing, Inspiration, Naming One's Self and One's Child, and as words in the Elven Language of the Silver Elves; 
  • Elven Silver: The Irreverent Faery Tales of Zardoa Silverstar; 
  • An Elven Book of Ryhmes: Book Two of the Magical Poems of Zardoa Silverstar, 
  • The Voice of Faerie: Making Any Tarot Deck Into an Elven Oracle, 
  • Liber Aelph: Words of Wisdom from the Silver Elves to Our Magical Children.

They support themselves via writing books on how to become an Elf:

And if you didn't know already, I am OtherKin, ElvenKin, and have been since 1987.

Most of the philosophies of Elfdom that you see Quaraun saying in the Quaraun series, comes from the teachings of The Silver Elves, and in several of the Quaraun novels, you see, Quaraun, a Moon Elf, questioned by other characters who ask him point blank: "Are you a Silver Elf" which is a direct reference to The Silver Elves who had a hand in inspiring much of the way I built the Moon Elf Society of the Quaraun series.

And this by the way is me as I look every day, in case you didn't know what I dress like...

Like I said, Absurdism is far more then a genre in literature... there is an entire movement built up around it, that encompases far more then novels and short stories, and spans music, theatre, and lifestyle. And NONE of it is based on comedy.

The people who write Comedy and Humour and try to pass it off as Absurdist Fiction have no clue what The Movement of he Absurd even is, what it is about, or why it is we do the things we do.

We exist, not to make you laugh, but to make you think... to challenge you to your own bigotries, you own prejudices, and expose you for the monsters you really are.

Do you know how many times I get beaten up by random strangers, simply because of the way I dress? And that there alone, proves the point, we of The Absurd, are trying to make. The point that Humanity is cold, cruel, and inherently evil. That Humanity is prone to mindless violence and brutality for the sake of nothing more then to be violent for violence sake.

Think about it. WHY do random strangers gang up on and beat into a coma, some they don't know, simply because they don't like the way that person dresses?

The Absurd exists to act as a mirror for Humanity to look into and see itself for the vile, cruel, judgmental, bigoted, hate filled, perversion it really is. And if your novels and short stories do not send that message out, than what you have written, is NOT Absurdist Fiction.

Absurdists know that the Human Race is a corruption of violence against itself. We know this because we have seen it, again, and again, and again and...

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We of the Absurd our fed up with the Human race and want no part of it. That is why we write what we do. We are not trying to be funny. we are trying to find a reason to live in a world that has proven it quite simply wants us dead.

Why am I personally fed up with Humanity?

Let me count the ways...

NaNoWriMo employee Kendra Silvermander, a member of the Ku Klux Klan, who claims to be a NaNoWriMo ML is wanted by the FBI for multiple terrorist attacks on local non-white & LGBTQ+ authors.

As a non-white person who lives with daily attacks by the Ku Klux Klan .... daily attacks meaning:

  • February 2003 bombed my doctor's office and killed him
  • May 2006 they put my dad in a coma
  • bombed my house in October 2006
  • May 2010 cut my car in half
  • beheaded my cousin July 2013
  • drove a backhoe over my next house August 2013
  • September 2013 - put a bomb in my classroom at Southern Main Community College
  • beat my up leaving me paralyzed 5 month and crippled rest of my life in November 2013
  • filled my motorhome with 1,000s of gallons of feces April 2015
  • kidnapped my cats April 2015
  • returned my cats' heads May 2015; 10 cats currently unaccounted for
  • August 2015 a woman was beheaded in front of her 4 children, in Saco Shaw's supermarket, in the ice cream department, while trying to buy her children ice cream
  • November 2015 - put a bomb in my department at Scarborough WalMart
  • June 2016 - put another bomb in my department at Scarborough WalMart (it was WalMart who contacted the FBI and started the FBI investigation July 2016)
  • 2016 my tires were slashed on 7 different occasions between October and December
  • April 2017 put my dad in the hospital again, he almost died
  • May 2017 attacked and rallied at my mom's house - twice
  • August 13, 2017 - my birthday - murdered 73 pets
  • September 26, 2017 - 2 days ago smashed up my car...
  • in all more than 200 such attacks on my family since Stephen King thought to film the Thinner movie on our farm in 1994.

Yes... I've survived FIVE (5) bombings now.

  • I'm a woman who has had 7 miscarriages, and wears "elaborate clothes". Because I have no children, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, beat me up, calling me a transsexual, claiming only a man would dress like I do, claiming that the reason I have no children is because I'm not really female.
  • They left me paralyzed and crippled. 
  • They crushed my hips, my pelvis, and my spine, and took away, what little chance I had to carry a pregnancy to full term.
  • I'm crippled for the rest of my life. I can barely walk now. It's why I'm now on a cane. Any hope I had of having children is gone now.
  • That's the reality, of the gay hatred of this town. 
  • I am a straight female. I have Autism. I wear pink. I wear glitter. I talk with a "funny gay sounding voice".
  • Acording to the people in this towm:
  • I walk like a fag...
  • talk like a fag...
  • dress like a fag...
  • act like a fag...
  • and therefor must be treated like a fag...
  • I need to be taught my place...
  • I deserve to be shot in the head...
  • I look gay, and therefore I must be, 
  • because no one but gay men, talk in this voice
  • no one but gay men wear pink
  • no one but gay men wear glitter
  • no one but gay men prance instead of walk...
  • so they beat me up, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach
  • they cut my car in half, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach
  • they put a bomb in my house, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach
  • they filled my motorhome with feces, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach
  • they kidnapped my cats, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach
  • they drove a back hoe over my house, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach - even though I'm a straight female, nothing close to being gay
  • they cut my cats heads off and nailed their heads to my door, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach
  • because I have Autism
  • and that makes me "too gay for the family friend town of Old Orchard Beach"
  • I used to dance when I walked... but after 5 months paralyzed, 18 months relearning to walk, and now 4 years later, my leg is lame and I am crippled, barely able to stand, dragging a lame leg, I'll never dance again.
  • Do you know what that's like?
  • Can you even begin to imagine?
  • To be an Autistic person, who can no longer dance when I walk?
  • They hate gay men so much, that they are willing to beat up a childless autistic women, in ill health, accusing her of being a transvestite.
  • Because these evil people took away my ability to have children, I had cats; but they took my cats, and cut off their heads, and nailed them to my door.
  • Welcome to Old Orchard Beach. The gay-hating capital of Maine.
  • Where residents try to murder crippled, elderly, straight women, accusing them of being gay.
  • This is the reality of how Autistics are seen by the world.
  • This is the reality of how Autistics are treated by "normal" people.
  • This is the reality of being transgender in Old Orchard Beach.
  • This is the reality of what bullies do to someone with mental illnesses, they do not understand.
  • This is the reality of living with Autism.

Why do I write The Absurd?

  • Because a bomb blew up my house... and no one cares. Not one single, solitary person. Not even the police. They refused to make out a report or investigate what happened.


  • Because a back hoe drove over my next house... and no one cares. Not one single, solitary person. Not even the police. They refused to make out a report or investigate what happened.


  • Because a psychopath dumped 7 dump truck of garbage 175 feet long, 30 feet wide, and 12 feet tall, on my garden... and no one cares. Not one single, solitary person. Not even the police. They refused to make out a report or investigate what happened.


  • Because death threats are taped, nailed, and tacks to my door on a monthly basis for 20 years now... and no one cares. Not one single, solitary person. Not even the police. They refused to make out a report or investigate what happened.


  • Because my cats were kidnapped... and no one cares. Not one single, solitary person. Not even the police. They refused to make out a report or investigate what happened.


  • Because my cats heads were cut off and nailed to my door... and no one cares. Not one single, solitary person. Not even the police. They refused to make out a report or investigate what happened.


  • Because I was beaten up and paralyzed for 5 months, spent 18 months relearning to walk... and no one cares. Not one single, solitary person. Not even the police. They refused to make out a report or investigate what happened.


  • Because I am crippled for the rest of my life... and no one cares. Not one single, solitary person. Not even the police. They refused to make out a report or investigate what happened.

That is why I write the Absurd. Because I have lost faith in Humanity and wish all of Humanity would die. Humans are cruel heartless beasts. Vile creatures who do nothing but kill, steal, and destroy ... and I want no part of those vicious monsters that call themselves Humans. Humans are evil incarnate and nothing less, and I remove myself from them, their society and their vile, depreciable race.

I have seen what it means to be Human and I am not evil enough to call myself Human.

If you can find a reason to laugh, then you can find a reason to smile, then you, my friend, still have a reason to live...and you have no business even trying to write The Absurd.

We who write Absurdist Fiction, we long ago lost the will to live, long ago lost the ability to laugh, long ago lost the ability to smile. We've been used and abused to much, too many times, to fins any joy in the prospect of living along side the monstrous beasts who call themselves Humans.

If you want to go to the source, Liberace literally created the live movement of Absurdism on stage....in the 1940s.

>Could anyone maybe give me some tips on how to get started?

Writing it?

How to get started?

To write The Absurd, basically all you need is a Social Issue that you want to focus on spreading awareness about, and the desire to write it in such a way that it is very over the top. You want to tell it in such a bizarre and fantastical way, that your readers step back and say: "OMG! I never thought of it that way before!"

If you want to spread awareness about suicide for example, you would write a story in which a primary character  commits suicide, graphically, on page, in such an over the top way, that the reader goes: "OMG! hat the hell just happened?" You then want to show the extreme over the top reactions his friends and family have to his suicide.

The difference between writing a suicide awareness story in Absurdist Fiction and one in a more mainstream genre, is you can go totally off the wall... for example, you can write a story about a tree, who watches a construction crew clear cutting other trees. This one tree is left alone. All his tree friends are gone. Now the tree becomes depressed and during a storm tries to uproot itself or tries to get hit by lightning... the tree somehow commits suicide.

The birds who nested in it mourn it's passing. The house the tree is built out of, hates the Humans who live in it because they caused the tree's death. The Humans are haunted by the spirit of the tree that possesses the floorboards and calls the birds to come peck their eyes out.

The more bizarre you make it the better. Instead of the birds who lived in it's branches, tell of the fish who lived in it's branches. Though it was a pine tree, tell of the bananas who grew on it and also mourn that they now have no place to grow. Instead of being Humans, make the construction workers oysters. The sky is red, the grass is purple, and lollipops rain from the clouds. It doesn't matter.

The goal is to hide the suicide message so deep, that the reader, after reading the story debates with their friends asking: "So what do you think this story means?"

Just take a social issue and write a bizarre twist on it, fill it with symbolism, bury it under a surreal wrapper, and drive your readers mad with the desire to figure out what the hidden meaning is. Writing Absurdism is that simple.

>Could anyone maybe give me some tips on how to get started?

As is looking to get started reading it?

Well, I already gave you a list if several to read, so go back to the top of this page and scroll down again to find them.

You can read the ones I write.

Everything from the Twisted Tales short story series is Absurdism.

Wasted Time and Lucky #7 are the 2 that my fans requested the most as their favorites thus why Kindle reprint editions became available. Sand Castle is probably the most twisted of all.


I write Absurdist Bizarro Fantasy novels, you can read the free online sample chapters here:

I suppose I could tell you more about this series since it is my top selling series, as well as my longest running series, spaning 130 novels.

Perhaps giving you the details of what it is about and such, will help you to formulate your own ideas for writing Absurdism?

Early volumes of the series (1970s through 1980s) were published via limited edition short run local vanity press, and thus were not available to the mass market. Later volumes of the series (1997 to 2012) were published via FanFiction.net and was popular mostly with English speak, Japanese readers. The current reprints (2014 to 2017+) are available on Amazon Kindle and Amazon Paperback Beta and sells predominantly in Japan, Germany, and Brazil, with fewer than 2% of sales going to the rest of the world and 97% of all American sales being returned.

Originally known as The Twighlight Manor Series, it was renamed The Quaraun series in 2014, after I got fed with receiving tens of thousands of emails misdirected to me via fans of Twilight. (This was due to a fan website misquoting my email address and the email address of the author of Twilight, apparently after they found my website and mistook my Twighlight Manor series for the Twilight series instead.) Renaming the series seems to have worked, because from 2008 onward I was receiving tens of thousands of emails and in total received more then 9 million Edward related emails. However from 2014 onwards, after changing the name of the series from The Twighlight Manor series (the name it was since 1978) to The Quaraun series, I have not received a single Eddy fan-mail. 

Main Character: Quaraun
The Transvestite Pink Necromancer

Amazon has the Quaraun series listed under several categories:

  • Dark Fantasy
  • Absurdist Fiction
  • Yaoi Light Novels
  • Satire
  • Transgender Romance
  • Gay Romance
  • LGBTQ+ Literature
  • Genre Fiction
  • Horror
  • Sword & Sorcery
  • Epic Fantasy
  • High Fantasy
  • Humour
  • Comedy
  • Fantasy Characters: Wizards
  • Fantasy Characters: Fae
  • Fantasy Characters: Elves
  • Fantasy Characters: Angels & Demons 

When I published it, I listed it under:

  • Dark Fantasy
  • Absurdist Fiction

How Amazon determined the other categories is a mystery to me.

While I agree with most of the categories Amazon decided to place it in, I believe these two to be inaccurate:

  • Transgender Romance
  • Gay Romance

I would not classify it as Romance of any type, gay, transgender, or otherwise, but, those are the categories Amazon decided to put it in.

The Quaraun series is about 3 travelling wizards. (Two High Elves and a sex crazed Unicorn.)

Frequently traveling with:

  • ZooLock the Great (Thullid - squid headed, brain sucking, tentacle alien from Neptune's moon) 
  • The Gremlin (GhoulSpawn's future self from the 1980s)
  • FarDarrig the Bloody (Vampire Leprechaun)
  • BeaLuna the Gnome (Flower Gnome)
  • Bullgaar the Vulgar (half-Dwarf/half-Giant)
  • BatDude & Pigeon Poop Boy (Humans from the 1960s stuck in the 1400s)
  • Capt. James. T. Quirk (Tinker Gnome)

Quaraun has a pet dragon whom he resurrected as a Lich after she died: 

  • Pocket Lich (Black DracoLich)

Other characters they meet throughout the series include:

  • Olaf the Stupid (unspecified, likely Human)
  • HellBorne the Evil (half-Elf)
  • The Jiggler & His G-String Teddy Bears (race unidentified - claims to be an Elf but is not)
  • Kelim the Pixie (Pixie)
  • Ofelia the Lilac Fairy (Flower Fairy)
  • Xanadoot the Goblin (Goblin)
  • Sonny SilverSpoon (same unidentified race as The Jiggler)
  • Empress EelKat (talking space cat)
  • The Vulgar Alchemist (Human)
  • Finderu the Terrible (Fae)
  • Oolong the Wise (unspecified, likely Human)
  • The Daughter of Vengeance (Gorgon)

You start to see a trend in the naming process that goes into naming characters in Absurdism, right?

Unlike typical Fantasy, the High Elves are called High because they are drug addicts. One, the world's most powerful and most feared necromancer, wears eye-popping neon pink sequins ball gowns and feather boas and spends most of his days resurrecting dead roses and trying to avoid being raped by the sex crazed purple unicorn who is also his drug dealer.

When he's not wandering the planet aimlessly, he lives in a lighthouse that's shaped like a giant errect, pink, dick. Lots of things in the series are shaped like pink dicks. It's also difficult to turn a page without being faced with the word penis, cock, dick, testicals, or balls.

The unicorn is himself a wizard, who lives in a gingerbread house that falls out of the sky and lands wherever, whenever...he doubles as Santa's chef and built Santa's gingerbread village.

The 3rd wizard is a teenaged Dungeon Master from the 1970s who grow up with hippies, and one day while his hippie gang were escaping a police drug raid, he jumped in his LSD filled 1974 AMC Gremlin to discover the car was a time machine that tossed him back to 1400's Quebec, where he now lives with the pink necromancer and his sex crazed unicorn.

As many readers have (correctly) pointed out the series reads disjointedly. Scenes do not flow smoothly one to the next and often read as though soething is missing.

Additionally there are no chapters.

Each novel stands on it's own, not connected to any others and is a stand alone story not a continuing serial.

Each story is told by a series of scenes, from the perspective of the main character, Quaraun.

Most scenes start with Quaraun waking up and wondering where he is and how he got there.

Each scene reads like it is it's own story and as readers pointed out, feels not connected to the rest of the story. This is because of multiple things:

  • Quaraun is a drug addict
  • Quaraun was born with poor health
  • Opium causes a person to pass out and enter a dream-like state where they believe they are still awake
  • Catalypsees is a disease that causes a person to have frequent (daily) fainting spells
  • LSD causes wild hallucinations

All of these things combine to result in Quaraun has difficulty staying awake. And yet he is the point of view character. Because he passes out multiple times a day, you see every scene start with him waking up and looking around and wondering where he is and what happened. Sometimes it takes him only a few seconds to come to his senses and move on with the story. Sometimes he is suffering from memory lapse and it takes an entire scene or more for him to get back on track to where he was previously in the story.

But then once the story gets back on track, it makes not be back on track at all, and the scenes suddenly devolve into a waking nightmare that Quaraun can not run from, with Quaraun talking to people, visiting places, and seeing things that simply are not there at all. The reader is led to believe that what Quaraun just experienced, really happened, because Quaraun believe it really happened and Quaraun is the point of view character. However, these scenes are in fact not happening at all. Quaraun is talking to no one, seeing nothing and going no where, all the while his friends are trying to snap him out of the LSD induced state he is in...but the reader does not know this because Quaraun doesn't know this.

The entire Quaraun series passes in a dream like state of never knowing what is real and what isn't.

One of the more disturbing aspects of the Quaraun series is when this dreamstate of disconnected scenes is suddenly intersected by something very out of place for a 1400's Medieval Fantasy, and then the reader suddenly realizes WHY he is called Quaraun The Insane....

See the following scene for an example of one of these scene disruptions:

“Ya could order shrimp,” Unicorn said.

“I don't eat shrimp,” Quaraun complained.

“I is ordering shrimp,” Unicorn said.

“Heaven's no! It would be cannibalism!” ZooLock gasped.

“Yeah, I is no fish like ya two be. I wants shrimp.”

“I'm not a fish,” Quaraun stated.

“Oh, I sorry. I thought JellyFish were fish seeing how they gots fish in the name.”

“I'm not a fish either,” ZooLock proclaimed while waving several tentacles in the air.

“No?”

“No!”

“Then what is ya?”

“I am a mollusc.”

“What the difference?”

“We are intelligent.”

“Ah! Then ya will nae mind me eating the shrimp.”

“What are you ordering,” the server asked, still waiting for an answer.

“I having shrimp,” Unicorn answered. “They is being pussies.”

“Unicorn,” Quaraun growled.

“I not doing nothing.”

“You're trying to start a fight.”

“Fuck off.”

"I am tired."

"Arrrgh! arrgh! Arrgh! Oh god! Fuck me! Damn! Faster! Faster! Oh fucking stick a cock!"

Unicorn jumped up and ran screaming around the room.

Quaraun sighed.

"Why are Faeries like this?"

"Being undead would be fine if people would just stop pointing and screaming every time they saw me," Unicorn said. "Besides, ya're imagining half this."

"Am I?" Quaraun opened his eyes and stared up at the sky.

A woman ran from the kitchen followed by a billow of smoke from the burning popcorn in the microwave. 

"FIRE!" she screamed. "Fire in the microwave!"

"Microwave?" Unicorn asked. "What is microwave."

...

"Wait... microwave?"

Harrier interrupted the boy.

"Microwave," Sunta said, drifting off into a daze.

"Uhm...Sunta," Harrier leaned forward, and tried to get the boy's attention. "This is happening in a tavern in the 1400s."


"Yep."

"Microwaves have not been invented yet." 

"Yep."

"So, we're going with a microwave?"

"Yep."

Harrier, sat up and looked around the room. There was a microwave sitting on the counter. A nurse was popping popcorn in it.

"I see."

Harrier sighed. Talking to Sunta was difficult. His mind rarely stayed on focus. The fact that Sunta spoke in a long dead language and had injuries that make speaking difficult, didn't help.

"Microwave," Harrier muttered as he wrote something in his notes. 

Sunta was incredibly unreliable when it came to relating a story. He seemed less reliable today than usual.

"Problem?" Gremlin asked the psychiatrist.

"Maybe," Harrier answered. "He seems to think there was a microwave in the tavern."

Gremlin looked at the microwave on the nurse's counter.

"Hmmm. Maybe there was."

"In the 1400s."

"Why not?"

"Did you take a microwave back in time and change history?"

"Possibly." 

"Gremlin..."

"I need to fix inconsistencies in the past to correct the future," the old half-Demon said. "So changing microwave oven, and popcorn to... ??? Would the women have been stupid enough to try to cook their shrimp dinners in the oven instead of boiling them in a pot?"

(Read the rest here: Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp)

~From "The Summoner of Darkness" (Volume 11 of The Quaraun Series)

Quaraun (known as Sunta in the modern world) is an unreliable narrator.

Quaraun is the one telling the story... but he's not telling it to you the reader, he's telling it to a psychiatrist named Harrier, from White Rock Asylum For The Criminally Insane.

Quaraun is a serial killer, who in the year 2525 is wanted for the murder of 30 billion people, across 3 solar systems. He is responsible for something called "The Battle of Ongadada", and the entire Quaraun series, is a team of psychiatrists, trying to get him to tell them what happened, why he did it, in an attempt to use a time machine, go back to the past and stop him from doing it, by stopping the events that caused him to go on his murderous killing spree.

Quaraun is a very dangerous wizard who can kill simply by saying: "I wish you were dead", which is exactly what he did the day his wife and children were murdered. He wish the entire Human race out of existence, and the Faeries, lead by Harrier are trying to stop this from happening, but the only way they can, if to find out why he did it in the first place, and thus you have the Quaraun series... a series of disconnected stories, told by an insane Elf to his psychiatrists.

The series spans 130 volumes of them battling such things as pink feathered zombie turkeys, flying pink Elf-eating gold-fish, snapping turtles the size of houses, 1960s TV superheroes BatDude and Pigeon Poop Boy falling out of portals, the Grateful Dead's rainbow dancing teddy bears marching along in a Five Nights of Freddy' murder spread while wearing their sequined g-strings; the green haired porn star pole dancing super villain known as The Jiggler, vampire leprechauns, and then of course there are the bananas and sheep for which the series has become legendary for.

dancing bananadancing bananadancing bananadancing bananadancing bananadancing bananadancing bananadancing bananadancing bananadancing bananadancing bananadancing bananadancing bananadancing bananadancing banana

(If you are squeamish about weird things being stuffed up an Elf's ass, you probably want to avoid all the ones that feature bananas, candy canes, pickles, and sheep. The unicorn likes molesting the Elf with anything he has on hand)

When the 3 wizards need to jump across oceans they have their purple sailed Pirate-Ship-Rent-A-Prize and it's Tinker Gnome crew: Captain Quirk, Mr. Slhock, Dr. Macaw, Mr. Kink-Off, and Mr. Biscotti.

Though he is a male Elf, Quaraun is pregnant in both of these volumes...


The time period changes mid story as they are frequently getting sucked into portals and spit out in the ancient past the distant future or on some planet on the other side of the galaxy.

They find themselves in cities that worship slushies, in villages made out of cake, in forests where mac&cheese grows on trees...

And even though the 3 of them are all male, the main character gets pregnant... twice.

And he doesn't just get pregnant, no, that'd be too normal. This is Absurd Literature we are talking about here. He get's pregnant and gives birth to 3,000 squid headed, tentacled, flying unicorns.

Why?

Because it's Bizzarro. Why have pregnent men when you can have men pregnent with 3,000 tentacle monsters instead?

Oh... and did I mention the unicorn is a double dicked unicorn? He can fuck his Elf with both penises at the same time.

Yes. It's absurd. I know. But that is the very nature of Absurdist Fiction.

Absurdist Fiction is not here to make you laugh, it's here to make you go: What the hell Why? Just... why? Omg, WHY?

All the while they are trying to help an army of talking cats from outer space prevent a disaster that ends the world in 2525, while also trying to avoid being eaten by squid headed brain sucking tentacle beasts from Neptune's moon.

And if that wasn't all bad enough, the series is Yaoi with the 3 wizards being lovers, and it's also Dub-Con Hentia Monster Porn, so everything is trying to rape the main character, and often does.

Every novel in the series features certain events: a rape scene, a murder scene, a cannibal eating someone, and one of the 3 main characters committing suicide.

These are the dominate themes seen over and over and over again in all Absurd Fiction: murder, rape, suicide, incest, drugs, peadophiles, cults, and the monsters who eat them when the justice system fails to protect the victims. 

If you think The Absurd exists only to make you laugh... then you have a lot to learn about The Absurd and how to write it. This is not a genre for the weak willed, faint hearted, or squeamish.

The Absurd takes things people in the real world, turn a blind eye to and pin points then with the clarity of a high powered microscope forcing the reader to see the darkest side of life, front and center.

Common in Absurd novels is running gags, not written to be funny, but written to attract the reader's attention to the fact that something is very seriously wrong with the world... not the world in the novel, but rather the real world we live in. Which is why you see things like a dead character, returning over and over again, no matter how many times other characters murder him.

The body that won't stay dead is a common theme in The Absurd, and it not meant to make you laugh, but rather is there to make you look beyond the returning dead body to the real world issue behind it.

In every novel of my Quaraun series you can guarantee the unicorn will be murdered...always. Always a different way -beheaded, stabbed to death, stung to death by bees, drowned, strangled, hung, shot, tossed off a cliff....and if the novel reaches its end without him dying, he'll commit suicide.

Think of it like Kenny in SouthPark.

He dies in every novel. But the main character is a necromancer so he comes back in each next novel so he can be killed all over again.

But how does he die? That's the thing to look at.

In one novel he, a shapeshifter, appears as a black man and is beaten to death by white supremacists.

In another novel is dies of a horrific drug overdose.

Another novel sees him raped to death by a gang of thugs.

In another his is strung up by gay haters.

His deaths are violent, brutal, and never without meaning. Always his death is a slap in the face to some current news report of a murder brought about by bigotry and hate.

There is ALWAYS a social justice message in EVERY tale of the Absurd... ALWAYS.

To bring about awareness of the harsh realities of the world with live in, is the very heart and soul of Absurd Fiction.

There is no author of The Absurd, who is not also a Social Justice Warrior. There is not story in Absurdist Literature that doesn't have a moral to tell.

If you are only looking to make people laugh... you are looking at the WRONG genre. We of The Absurd exist for one purpose and purpose only: The shock the world into change, to make our world a better place to live, by turning the world inside out and showing you it's bloody, gory inside, for awful truth they really are.

In spite of it's pretty pink, cartoon child like cover art, the series is a non stop blood bath massacre of murder, rape, and suicide in increasing bizarre methods. There's a reason the series can not be sold to readers under 18 in countries that have book rating laws.

The Quaraun series is Absurdism on the extreme.

It pushes boundaries.

When it finds a boundary it has not yet crossed, it crosses it twice just to make sure it annoyed every read possible.

Absurdism exist to shock.

Absurdism is not trying to make you laugh, it's trying to make you run away screaming for eyebleach.

Comedy makes you laugh.

Absurdism makes you run away shaking your foot, trying to wipe every last trace of it off.

In Comedy characters make fart jokes.

In Absurdism characters take a dump on the page.

In Comedy a character jokes about pissing on your shoes.

In Absurdism, the character just walks up to you and pisses on your shoe without any warning. 

In Comedy you laugh at pink lady slipper flowers because they look like vaginas.

In Absurdism, the flowers actually are vaginas and the character fucks them.

Absurdism takes everything the conservative white Christian says is evil and writes it as much as possible.

Absurdism is fun, not funny. There is a difference.

Humor tries to make you laugh.

Absurdity is there to shock, absurdity is ridiculous for ridiculousness sake.

People who find Absurdity funny are worrisome people - for they are the ones who laugh when someone gets hurt and feel nothing when someone dies. Few can comprehend the meaning behind Absurd Fiction and even fewer find it funny.

Offensive is how most people describe Absurd Literature.

If Absurd Fiction had a primary goal, to offend it's readers would be that goal.


One only has to look at the synonyms of Absurdity to see that comedy and humor are not things this genre is about:

  • preposterousness 
  • ridiculousness 
  • ludicrousness 
  • incongruity 
  • inappropriateness 
  • risibility 
  • idiocy 
  • stupidity 
  • foolishness
  • folly 
  • silliness 
  • inanity 
  • insanity 
  • unreasonableness 
  • irrationality 
  • illogicality 
  • pointlessness 
  • senselessness 
  • craziness

While Absurdity can be funny, it is not meant to be funny as it has a moral to tell.

Even the wizard who can shoot fireballs from his nipples, has a deep, dark hidden message behind his flamboyant nipples.


I started writing it in 1978 - it celebrates it's 40th anniversary next year. It's been around a while, but not a lot of people read Absurdism, so it's never been overly popular. Most of my readers are in Japan, Germany, and Brazil. Not many American or European readers are into Bizarro and Absurdist fiction, so sales in US are slim at best.

Americans take themselves way too seriously. The fact that Absurd Fiction does not even get sold in bookstores is proof of that.

You think you want to write Absurdity? Well good for you! But know you have a long hard road ahead of you. Most publishers will not touch it, and publishers are the least of your troubles. Americans really HATE authors of the Absurd a lot. A bomb blew up my house, remember? Americans HATE Absurd literature with a vengeance, because for decades it's been the front runner of LGBTQ+ Literature. Until recently Absurdity was the only place you could feature LGBTQ+ characters.

In the 1970s if you tried to write a gay man in mainstream genres, you'd have lynch mobs after you. The idea that a man could be gay was so absurd that gay men were only allowed to exist in Absurd Fiction, thus why most characters within Absurdity are LGBTQ even today.

If you want to write Absurd Fiction to be funny, then honey, you ain't got a clue what Absurd Fiction is.


1978 - 2018
The 40th Anniversary Edition of
Friends Are Forever


But... it's not comedy or humor, though in Japan most bookstores shelve t as Pink Humour Yaoi (which basically translates into crude dick jokes for female readers).

So, it not being comdey, means it might not be the sort of thing you are looking for.

There is quite a big difference between comedy/humour and Absurdity.

Absurdism tends to fall more in the lines of Surreal Splatter Punk, then Comedy.

Comedy tries to tell jokes. It's tells you fish fly because it's funny to pull your leg.

Absurdism, tells you that a tree can talk and fish can fly, and it's dead serious about it. The fish really are flying.

Sheeeeeep!

Sheeeeeeep!

Fabulous and flamboyant...

who knew?

Absurdism falls into Rhetoric fiction that makes the reader think deep thoughts about big issues. Thus you see dark themes about drug use and suicide heavily focused on in Absurdism, whereas in Comedy talking about such things is taboo.

Absurdism is avant garde and artsy-fartsy. It goes over the top, crosses lines, then crosses them again. It treats normally taboo topics like incest and beastility as though they were normal.

In Absurdism a man can marry a sheep and no one bats an eye. In any other genre sex with sheep brands that character as a demented bad guy.

In Absurdism, Elves having sexual relationships with Horses is normal.

Absurdism walks across taboos them stomps them in the mud for good measure. It stretches the limits and forces readers to take a new look at things/topics/issues they would normally ignore. It heavily uses and abuses political themes and controversial news topics.

For example in the 1980s a common theme in Absurdism was for Animals to run test labs and be doing horrific tests on Humans.

A typical sort of story you can expect to see in Absurdism, is for a group of poachers to go polar bear hunting, only to be gunned down by a walrus that is poaching Human heads.

One of the most well known "classic" Absurdist stories is "The Little Penguin" an online flash game visual novel. About a penguin that accident kills another penguin and feels such a rush, that he grabs a chainsaw and starts mass murdering every penguin on the island.

Here... you can watch it for yourself... off to go find it.

Ah... I found it... had to do some searching... got the name wrong, that's why I couldn't find it.

It's "The Littlest Penguin"

but yeah, here you go, this is considered the IDEAL example of Absurdist Fiction that other works should look up to and strive for...

Viewer discretion strongly advised... 

The Littlest Penguin
Full Playthrough by Markiplier
(Viewer discretion strongly advised)


If you make it to the end (most people can't) you'll see quite starkly that Absurdism is NOT comedy, NOT humor, and focuses instead on taking a deeply disturbing theme and running with it at though it was the most normal thing in the world... in this case, focusing on the theme here of "What happens when you give penguins chainsaws?"

Let's go back to Alice in Wonderland.

On the surface it seems like an inocent children's story.

But keep in mind it was written in a time when there was no such thing as a children's story. And that it was written by a man with an unhealthy obsession with a little girl named Alice. Her family moved several times to get away from their child's stalker, but he followed them everywhere, writing love letters to their 8 year old daughter.

Alice in Wonderland was the bizarre promise of an adult male, to an 8 yer old girl, the promise of her coming with him and life being an adventure through wonderland.

Have you ever read the book?

Do you even know what it is about?

A little girl is drugged several times, after falling down a well, where she meets a mad man and a rabbit who verbally abuse her. She escapes by is chased down by a dragon and a bloodthirsty evil woman, she must escape from.

The author wrote a fantasy of a little girl's escape from her evil mother who refused to let said 8 year old marry a man in his 30s.

Alice in Wonderland is dark... very, very, very dark, when you look at the meaning of the book and how and why he wrote it. Many shocked and horrified parents, once they learn the truth behind the story, refuse to allow their children to have anything to do with this paedophiles drug filled fantasy about 8 year old girls.

The thing with Alice in Wonderland is it is so strange, so bizarre, so off the wall, that people were too dazzled by the absurdity of it to see the hidden story hiding just under the surface.

Like Alice, Absurdist Fiction hinges on the author's ability to hide deep horrors wrapped cheerfully in bright colours.

Alice in Wonderland is considered by many to be the very first Absurdist tale written and for this reason is often used as the measuring rod for other Absurdist tales.

For this reason drugs, unhealthy sex obsessions, and child abuse are the most common front and center themes seen in Absurdists fiction.

If you are not hiding some deep dark secret under the surface of your absurdity, then you are not writing Absurdist Fiction. Absurdist Fiction does not exist as a meaningless story with no rhyme nor reason. If that's what you are writing, then Surealism is what you are looking for.

Absurdism, gives you a wild misdirection, to distract you from seeing it's gorey, horey truth.

Absurdism is often very dark, very gruesome, and very bloody, with flesh eating serial killers as heroes in worlds that gloryfy their bloody acts.

Absurdism takes the world we know and love and tosses it on it's side, making terrorists the world leaders and sending monsters loose on the world.

Most Absurdism has more in common with Horror then it does Comedy.

Want to see Absurdism at it's best? Read the king of Absurdism:

The Call of Cthulhu by H.P.Lovecraft.

Could anyone maybe give me some tips on how to get started?

Do you mean as in how to get started writing it?

Again, the website I just linked to is what you want. It's pretty much the ONLY website on the internet that teaches how to write Absurdism, Bizarro, and Psychedelic Fantasy. The site has more than 10,000 pages, with more than 6,000 pages devoted to teaching new writers various aspects of writing in general and writing Psychedelic Bizarro Absurdism in particular.

If you are looking to get started writing Absurdism, this page is probably the best one to start out with as it gives you a rather intro look at how the writing process comes about in this type of non-standard genre:

This page gives you more info on how I build the random absurdism found in the novels:

This page details how to write Lovecraftian alien and demon languages like what is typically seen in Absurdist Literature:  


Absurdism features a high rate of graphic, gruesome, bloody violence against children, as I said before, this is a genre that pushed limits and you see themes you would not normally see in other genres, such as a father ritualistically murdering his children on page. This page talks about how to deal with writing such horrific topics, as few people are able to stomach writing this sort of thing and often struggle with their own emotions when they attempt to write it.

This page shows you how I create the backfiring magic used by the world's most powerful wizard... who can't geth's spells right because he's too high on drugs to cast the spells properly...

Because there are so many thousands of pages it get be a bit overwhelming to find pages, so there are several indexes, linking groups of pages by category.

These are probably the indexes you'll want to start out with:

The beat sheets I use for writing can be found HERE

In spite of the site having 10,000+ pages, and writing Bizarro being what it's about, there are no pages on the topic of writing comedy or humor because, I don't write comedy or humour, I write Absurdist Bizarro.

Like I said before though, I focus on teaching how to write Weird Horror, Bizarro, Absurdism, and Monster Porn. None of which is comedy or humour, so, this may not be what you are looking for, given that your post expresses a desire to write Absurdism because you want to write Humor.

I'm not sure what you read that made you think Absurdism was funny, humorous, or a type of comedy...because Absurdism is not those things and you'll likely be disappointed if you pursue it thinking it is those things.

I think it may be possible that what you want to write is in fact Satire or Comedy and not Absurdism.

If you do want to get started in Absurdism, those links I gave you should get you started and from them you can find lots of other links. Like I said, that site has 10k+ pages so there's a LOT there once you start looking around.

Essential Reference Guides No Absurdist Author Should Be Without:







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