November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!
FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?
Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.
Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.
Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.
This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.
And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!
{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!
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What Kinds Of Readings Do You Perform? What Types Of Readings Do You Not Do? Are There Any Areas (Love, Money, Gambling, Success, Etc) In Which You Will Not Work? Which Of The Reading Styles You Use Are Most Popular With Your Clients? How Often Should I Get A Reading? It's Been A Week And I Haven't Seen Any Results Yet? Can I Get Another Reading To See What's Taking So Long? Help! I Have An Emergency. I Need Help Fast. Will Your Reading Tell Me What I Should Do? |
Results vary and have no guarantees. They could start working immediately or take several months to manifest. I knew a case once that didn't see the end result manifest until 5 years later. don't rush your spirit guides - they know what timing is best for you in your current situation.
I personally always recommend waiting a minimum of 30 days before getting another reading done on any particular case. If after 30 days, it seems nothing has happened, and you are getting antsy over it, I would recommend consulting your spirit guides to see if you should try something else or continue to wait.
Normally, however, I would tell you to not worry about it and let at least 90 days pass before getting a second reading for the same case.
Getting multiple readings done for the same case over and over again is not recommended. Every time you second guess your spirit guides and have a new reading down, you essentially reset your case and are asking your spirit guides to start over again at ground zero. You are telling them that you don't like the method they used the first time and are demanding they trash that method to start over again with a new method. by getting yet another reading on the same situation, you have killed whatever spiritual progress was made and are forcing your guides to start over. This is very frustrating for them, because they were working so hard on your case already and now you are telling them to start over.
Keep in mind that your spirit guides are there to serve you and will obey your orders. And so if you have a second reading done, they will dutifully trash the results of your first reading and start over again with a new reading. This ends up making your results manifest VERY slowly, because every time you get a new reading, you push that rest button all over again. If you keep getting readings for the same case, you'll NEVER see results manifested.
Your best option is to slow down, relax, stop panicking, and just let your spirit guides handle the situation. The quicker you stop hopping from one reading to the next, the quicker your desired results will manifest in your life.
I suppose the question here is what does "professionally" mean? You do not specify what it is you classify as professionally practicing, so I'll use the basic standards most practitioners use to go by, which is:
With that chart in mind, I answer your question as follows:
I've been doing it on a non-professional level (not for pay) since 1978.
I started doing it semi-professionally (for under $20 an hr) in 2007.
I've been doing it professionally (for over $250 an hr) since 2010.
I'm not sure what this means, so, no, I don't think I do.
Do you mean, like how some readers, give you a reading and then tell you to buy some $1,000 protection amulet that only they can make? No. That's a scam. And a silly one at that.
No. Because I do not see the reason for spending hundreds of dollars each year to be a part of a group that really doesn't do anything other then give you a little web-badge. All that does is give them a link from your site back to them. No one thinks: "I want a certified psychic, I'll go to a site that lists certified psychic to find a certified psychic." Who does that? No one. It's just a money scam.
And consider this: Who certifies or accredits the certifiers? Themselves. Yeah. Think about THAT for a while. Let it really soak in.
There is NOTHING stopping me from creating a group, saying it's accredited and certifying anyone willing to pay for membership.
How many ACTUAL FAFSA qualifying colleges give out certificates to psychics? None. Not one. Well, tell me how anyone who gives out certificates is accredited then? If I can get a student loan and transfer those credits to a college that accepts student loans, then those credits ain't worth shit.
How can watching a TV show or doing (often incorrectly) a bunch of paranormal investigations or giving readings give one permission for calling oneself a "professional" and start handing out phony certificates?
Every group that "certifies" any kind of magical, psychic, or paranormal career, is nothing but one person within that career having themselves a major ego trip by saying they know better then every other magical, psychic, or paranormal practitioner and forcing the others to pay them for PERMISSION to do what they are doing.
I mean really, just stop and think about it for a moment. You have a brain: use it. I don't need the permission or approval of some stuck up ego-maniacal know it all psychic who thinks they are so much better then me that I can't practice without their permission.
Now, if such a group came along, that actually offered something of value in exchange for their insanely over priced membership fees, well, maybe I'd join one, but I've yet to find one.
I do however have a Code of Ethics you can read through.
MOST of my readings are done by email. It is the quickest, cheapest, and easiest way for you to order a reading from me. (Time to get your reading to you is dependant upon internet availability - during blizzard blackout season - December to April - we commonly are in full blackout conditions for weeks to a time.)
I have done postal mail readings, but there is an extra charge for those to cover the cost of printing the reading and shipping your printouts. Keep in mind that I do not have electricity and live in a very "outback" region and have to drive 14 miles (in a car that gets 15 miles a gallon on $4.50 a gallon gas prices) to get the the nearest color printer, which charges .50c per page. All of this is figured in and YOU pay for those costs (which comes to about $15 extra.)
I have done a few readings by Skype, but generally do not use this method. So far I have only done this with long time clients, whom I've previously met face-to-face. Again - I do not have electricity. Keep this in mind when wondering why what I offer is limited.
In person readers are available, but these cost (quite a bit) more, as you are paying the overhead costs of the reading room.
I do not do telephone, text, or chat readings at all. I do not own a phone. Phone service is touch and go in this area. Ham radio or CD radio is more reliable around here.
Is It True You Work With Satan?
I don't know how to answer this question.
Maybe?
I don't know.
I suppose the problem is, I don't really believe in aliens, so it's hard for me to think of Angels as aliens.
My belief in aliens falls under agnostic: I'd like to believe we are not alone in the universe, but I'd probably have to see it myself to believe that aliens were out there.
Sure, i believe in life on other planets, I mean, they've found life on Mars. Microbes or bacteria or something. microscopic stuff, but life none the less, so there's alien life out there.
But to little grey men or tall white men or reptile men or whatever other spaceman there is, exist flying around in saucers abducting people? Eh, I'm not sure I believe that's possible. Space flight would take thousands of years, unless they have some really super advanced ships, and then they'd have to find us, and look how much trouble we have finding them. The universe is a big place, do you really think the odds of them finding us even if they are out there are good?
Okay, so I don't believe in the standard alien from outer space flying around in a star ship... but there are other ways of looking at this.
When it comes to the possibility of the existence of aliens, I follow after Jacques Valley's theory more or less. He believe not in extraterrestrials but rather ultraterrestrials. What that means is, he believes that the earth is like an onion with lots of layers one on top of the other, and that each layer or dimension exists in the same space at the same time, but that no one from any dimension ever sees anyone from any other dimension, unless there is a rip in the veil between dimensions, and then we Humans get brief glimpses into one of the other dimension. Which he says explains such things as ghost sighting, alien sightings, faerie sightings, angel sightings, and other such things.
Well, that theory actually makes sense to me. I don't believe everything he says, but that part of his idea, I do believe in.
In this sense, aliens and angels are the same on some level, in that they exists alongside us, but we can't see them.
I think, what people see, when they say they see aliens is not a being from another planet, but rather a being from another dimension of our planet. and I believe that likewise, Angels are all around us, but we don't see them, for the same reason - they exists on a different level of the spirit realm that envelopes our planet. Do aliens and Angels come from the same dimension? I have no idea and I'm not really that interested in looking any farther into this to find out.
Uhm.... I don't know...?
Hold on a sec while I go Google that word and find out what it is you are asking if I am one of it...
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Okay, I'm back...
...Uhm... no?
I'll have to look into this more to find out what a Wiccan is, but near as I can tell from a quick Google search, Wicca is a religion that worships a Lord and Lady and most members of their church are practicing witches?
Nope. It's not a religion I'm familiar with, but then again, there are 15,000 religions in the world, so there's a lot of them I don't know yet. But nope, that means I'm not a Wiccan, seeing how I had to Google it to find out what it was and then found out it's a religion.
I suppose the question here is what does "professionally" mean? You do not specify what it is you classify as professionally practicing, so I'll use the basic standards most practitioners use to go by, which is:
With that chart in mind, I answer your question as follows:
I've been doing it on a non-professional level (not for pay) since 1978.
I started doing it semi-professionally (for under $20 an hr) in 2007.
I've been doing it professionally (for over $250 an hr) since 2010.
Results vary and have no guarantees. They could start working immediately or take several months to manifest.
I personally always recommend waiting a minimum of 30 days before taken further action on any particular case. If after 30 days, it seems nothing has happened, and you are getting antsy over it, I would recommend consulting your spirit guides to see if you should try something else or continue to wait.
Normally, however, I would tell you to not worry about it and let at least 90 days pass before trying something else.
Getting multiple spell castings done for the same case over and over again is not recommended. Every time you second guess your spirit guides and have a new spell casting done, you essentially reset your case and are asking your spirit guides to start over again at ground zero. You are telling them that you don't like the method they used the first time and are demanding they trash that method to start over again with a new method. by getting yet another spell casting on the same situation, you have killed whatever spiritual progress was made and are forcing your guides to start over. This is very frustrating for them, because they were working so hard on your case already and now you are telling them to start over.
Keep in mind that your spirit guides are there to serve you and will obey your orders. And so if you have a second spell casting done, they will dutifully trash the results of your first spell casting and start over again with a new spell casting. This ends up making your results manifest VERY slowly, because every time you get a new spell casting, you push that rest button all over again. If you keep getting spell castings for the same case, you'll NEVER see results manifested.
Your best option is to slow down, relax, stop panicking, and just let your spirit guides handle the situation. The quicker you stop hopping from one spell casting to the next, the quicker your desired results will manifest in your life.
I grew up with it. It was never not a part of my life. I spent my early childhood in my grandmother's herb garden helping her tend her flowers and learning the uses of each. Rootwork was simply a part of our culture.
Hoodoo is actually a word that is native to the Scottish Gypsy language. Hoodoo originates in Scotland. It is a branch of Persian Magi and dates back 8,000 years.
Unfortunately there is a LOT of misinformation regarding what Hoodoo is and where is comes from, circulating on the internet, most of it originating from the Lucky Mojo site, which, sadly, is a site that has a huge lack of historical accuracy in ANYTHING it says regarding Hoodoo.
Because of the similarities of the words Hoodoo and Voodoo, they have blending facts about Voodoo with fantasy about Voodoo, to create a completely false fabricated history of Hoodoo. This is a horrific Tragedy as very few people are Aware of how Highly inaccurate the information posted on that site really is.
Yes and no.
A curse is not what most people think it is. There is no such thing as a curse that can be cast on you in an actual spell being cast on you sort of way.
A curse is a thought pattern. It the reverse form of the power of positive thinking. A curse is a self appointed affirmation.
A curse is only as real as you make it be.
Here is how a curse works:
I tell you, that I've put a curse on you. I don't do anything else.
You, think to yourself "Oh no! There's a curse on me!" And you start thinking it over and over again, all day long, at home, at work, at school. Because you can't stop thinking about it, you start paying close attention to all the every day bad things that happen every day, but you never paid attetion to before. Sooner or later something big happens ad you say: "I'm cursed!" to someone close to you. Now they too start thinking you are cursed.
Like attracts like. When you think good thoughts, good things happen. When you think fear filled thoughts, fearful things happen. When you think you re cursed and tip toe around expecting bad things to happen, bad things start happening.
Meanwhile, I've gone about my daily life and forgotten I told you I had put a curse on you, until months later when you return and beg me to remove the curse. I'll stare at you for a few minutes while I try to remember who you are and why you think you got a curse on you. I probably won't remember, because I had a stroke a few years ago and don't remember most people I meet any more. And so, I'll say: "Okay, the curse is gone" again DOING NOTHING and walk away.
I never put a curse on you, nor did I remove the curse. You simply thought that because I am a Gypsy, I was born with the ability to curse you and so you completely created the curse yourself, by use of your own over active imagination.
Of course, there was a group of 37 people, members of a local church, who I once told were cursed and told them they would be hit by lightening. In the 19 years since then 34 of those 37 people did in fact die by being hit by lightning, including to have lightening hit and burn down the church building itself. They were so terrified of my "curse" that they somehow mentally attracted lighting to them. I've never been able to explain it.
I told another man: "You have a brain, use it or lose it." and he ran around town saying I put a curse in his head - spent $20k on doctors to have them look for a curse in his brain, then on september 11, 2013 died of a ruptured brain tumor - his head literally exploded.
Three years previous to this, I had told a women "you have a brain, use it or lose it." She died less then 24 hours later - an 18 wheeler hit her car cutting it in half top to bottom - her head was decapitated and found a street away from the accident.
In 1991 serial killer Lisa Bolduc, kidnapped and held hostage 6 children - 24 hours later, 1 child was found still alive, the remaining 5 tortured to death having been dissected while still alive, their arms and legs cut off. i was the child still alive. Lisa Bolduc was caught in the act of severing the spine of my best friend Tajid. She was executed in a gas chamber 6 months later. At the murder trail her family made a lot of threats. as we left the courtroom, in front of judges and lawyers, I told them that for defending her in her evil action, they would burn in hell.
The ENTIRE Bolduc family, 5 people and a dog, while living on the Cascade Rd, were knifed to death by their 15 year old son, who then burned the house down. Town manager Jim Thomas, ordered me arrested for quote: "Being the poltergeist that put a demon in the boy's head."
These people BELIEVED they had a curse on them and used the Power of Positive Thinking to make the curse happen.
Nope.
As far as I know there is only one such group, but to become a member requires you first take the "college" course which they offer. Sadly the course overview contains some HUGE GLARING errors. Basic historical facts, taught very, very, VERY wrong, wrong, wrong. and I am left to wonder, if they can make such HUGE errors in the historical accuracy of basic events in American history (regarding slavery in the old South) and vocabulary (the meanings of root words), can I trust them to teach magic arts accurately? What value is a certificate from a "school" that isn't able to get basic high school level history and vocabulary correct?
The owners of the Lucky Mojo website have a huge problem with spouting off the first thing that pops into their head and not checking the facts to find out if the alternate histories they are creating have any basis in reality. I find it very upsetting, considering that it is my race, my people, and my culture, that this site is lying so boldly about.
No. Because I do not see the reason for spending hundreds of dollars each year to be a part of a group that really doesn't do anything other then give you a little web-badge. All that does is give them a link from your site back to them. No one thinks: "I want a certified psychic, I'll go to a site that lists certified psychic to find a certified psychic." Who does that? No one. It's just a money scam.
And consider this: Who certifies or accredits the certifiers? Themselves. Yeah. Think about THAT for a while. Let it really soak in.
There is NOTHING stopping me from creating a group, saying it's accredited and certifying anyone willing to pay for membership.
How many ACTUAL FAFSA qualifying colleges give out certificates to psychics? None. Not one. Well, tell me how anyone who gives out certificates is accredited then? If I can get a student loan and transfer those credits to a college that accepts student loans, then those credits ain't worth shit.
How can watching a TV show or doing (often incorrectly) a bunch of paranormal investigations or giving readings give one permission for calling oneself a "professional" and start handing out phony certificates?
Every group that "certifies" any kind of magical, psychic, or paranormal career, is nothing but one person within that career having themselves a major ego trip by saying they know better then every other magical, psychic, or paranormal practitioner and forcing the others to pay them for PERMISSION to do what they are doing.
I mean really, just stop and think about it for a moment. You have a brain: use it. I don't need the permission or approval of some stuck up egomaniacal know it all psychic who thinks they are so much better then me that I can't practice without their permission.
I do however have a Code of Ethics you can read through.
There are pictures on various locations around my site.
Most of my listings, show at least one photo on the listing page. I have a ton of photos on my camera's memory card that I've not yet uploaded. I'll eventually get around to doing that and so there will be a lot more photos on each listing page soon.
The listings on my Etsy store, each show 5 photos with each listing.
I plan to make a gallery page for my site here to display such photos. I'll add a link to that page here in this answer once it's up.
I am a Christian and work with Bible Scriptures and Angels in all of my readings and castings. If you are looking for Wiccan, Druid, Gardnerian, Buddhist, or other non-Christian magic work, you will have to look elsewhere.
I was raised in a multi-denominational family, most members being LDS/Mormon, one Seventh Day Adventist, a few Calvinist, and a few Pentecostal. Since 2010 I have been an initiated/ordained Voodoo Priestess, rank of Medsen Fey, Marija Loa to Damballa Weddo. As such, my moral compass swings heavily in those directions. This translates to mean that I believe in extreme purity of the body and soul and will not corrupt my being with the presence of contaminants, including but not limited to: smoking, drinking, drugs, coffee, meat, sex, weapons, medications, etc. If you hire me for a face to face reading, you must first cleanse yourself of all such contaminants before you will be allowed to step into my personal space. Please see The 30 Day Ritual for more information. This is NOT an option.
I am a Scottish Gypsy (not Romany and not Traveller) and work with Scottish & Welsh Faerie Faith magic and Gypsy (Not Romany and not Traveller) symbolism/sigil work.
Keep in mind too, that we are Carnival Gypsies so specialize in freak shows, weird, strange, bizarre, and curiosities. I literally grew up in a freak show. I've spent the majority of my life as a freak on center stage who goes out of her way to be an even bigger freak then she really is because that's what people pay for.
Because Scottish Gypsy Christianity is "Olde English" style Christianity, it is similar to Gnostic Christianity, focusing heavily on Old Testament Magic Arts, Apocryphal Angel Communication, and uses Medieval Sacred Texts and Grimoires.
As such my work is heavily influenced by Enochian Magic and calls upon the assistance of the Grigori Angels of the Apocrypha and the book of Enoch. The Grigori are often described by big box organized religious denominations as "The Fallen Angels" or "The Third of The Host of Heaven, who followed the archangels Lucifer and Satan, and were cast out of Heaven to live among the sons of men". The Grigori are often described by more radical Christian groups as "demons". The Grigori are believed to be the most powerful of all of God's angels and include such "big name" Angels as: Michael, Gabriel, Raphael, Uriel, Ertael, Lucifer, and Satan.
Yes, you did see the names Lucifer and Satan on that list. They ARE Angels of God you know. And very powerful ones at that. And in spite of their reputation among Christian Big Box Organized religion, they ARE Angels and by their nature seek only to help mankind, as do ALL Angels.
You'll also notice I call on the help of one of the Apocryphas more infamous super booga-booga boogie men big bad Angels: Ertael aka Ertral aka Etiole. The lustful womanizing, transvestite commander in chief of the Avenging Angels who went to visit Abraham's cousin Lot and had himself a nice big old temper tantrum and rained brimstone and fire down on Sodom and Gomorrah because he didn't like the men of the city mistaking him for a female. Ertael is my Guardian Angel and personal protector, mess with me and you have him to answer to.
Have you ever ACTUALLY read your Bible? No? You really should. The Angels are absolutely amazing. They ain't nothing like the prissy, pussy footed whispery things church leaders want you to think they are. Especially the Grigori. I'm insanely in love with the Grigori Angels of the Bible. They are the biggest, baddest, bad asses in history, and they are quick to answer the call when you need them.
Do keep in mind that I am admittedly a religious fanatic, described by locals as the most outlandish "Jesus Freak" they've encountered. I've read the Bible 31 times, cover to cover, like a novel, in addition to 38 years of daily Bible study, 12 years of Calvinist Bible seminary, 3 years of Daniel studies with the Seventh Day Adventist Church, and 27 years of study in the LDS/Mormon church. I was quickly swept away by the Evangelical TBN Holy Rollers when they came rolling into a local tent revival on their big old Harley Davidsons blaring their heavy metal rock guitars in the 1990s, Carman and Kenneth Copeland in the lead.
What you are looking at is a super fundamentalist Mormon from a polygamous family, turned Holy Roller, waving the heretic Fallen Angel flag. Some (Most) Christian call me "The Child of Satan" and warn you to keep your distance from me saying that I am a Satanistic Satan worshiper.
Well, Satan is one of the Grigori, but then again so is Michael. You got to keep in mind that these are God's Angels. Both the Fallen and the Faithful, they are still God's. God created them. God commanded them to serve mankind and that is what they do.
I work with both Angels and Faeries. Most of my work is done with the Grigori Angels, specifically the Grigori ArchAngel named Ertael.
Grigori Angels are commonly referred to as The Fallen Angels or The Third of the Host of Heaven. In the book of Genesis in the Bible, they are called The Destroying Angels in some places and The Avenging Angels in other places. They are the Angels who laid waste to Sodom and Gomorrha. Some big box organized religions teach that The Grigori are ArchAngels who were turned into Demons.
The Grigori Angels are made up of 44 ArchAngels (Commanding Generals) each with 800 lesser Angels (The Nephilim) under their command, and each of the 800 lesser Angels being the commanding officers of a group of 365,000 additional Angels (The Seraphim).
In total the Grigori make up a massive legion of warrior Angels who wait to serve any Human who calls upon their help.
If magic work done with the Grigori Angels bothers you, you should not request my services.
No. Legally I can't, at least not in Maine. Client confidentiality laws come with huge fines and long prison sentances. Please see my Disclaimer page for more info on Privacy Policy and Client Rights to Anonymity.
I don't know about laws in other parts of the world, but here in Maine, at least, it's illegal and unethical to hand out client information to strangers (potential clients). Think about it: how would you like it if a stranger walked up to your family doctor and asked him for your medical records to use as proof that he was a good enough doctor for them to use his services?
If you find a reader or rootworker who boldly hands out client information to new clients, that is a huge red flag warning signal that this person is unethical and has no morals when it comes to safe guarding client confidentiality and your personal privacy.
No, not at this time. I might in the future, but at the moment such an endeavor would require more time then I have to devote to it.
FaceBook, Tumblr, and Twitter are the only social media accounts I still actively use. I'm EelKat everywhere.
I have more then 300 others, yes, that many do exist. LiveJournal, LinkedIn, MySpace, Pinterest, Google+, Instagram, LibraryThing, GoodReads, etc, etc, etc. But I don't use most of them. I am EelKat at ALL of them, so, you can send me a request at any of them and if I ever log in again, I'll accept your request.
I don't have an answer for that. No reader or rootworker is a best fit for everyone. And the reader who is best for the case you have today, may not be a good fit for the case you have next week. You just have to search around until you find the one that feels right for you. Find out what sort of services they offer and what type of religious background they come from and see if they match what you are looking for and then go from there.
I used to recommend Dr. E.
Unfortunately, he died. (1976-2014)
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I was quite sad about this as he was my personal favorite reader and rootworker, the one I myself used. I have not yet found a suitable replacement for him and therefore do not have a recommendation at this time.
I actually don't keep tabs on what other workers do or do not do. Yep, there are probably others out there who are better at whatever, and if you search for them, you'll likely find them. I don't get paid to research what others are doing in their jobs. It takes time to do that and time is money. Every minute I spend researching things for you, that you could have researched on your own, is another stack of pennies I'm NOT earning.
If you want to look for a range of options, there's a little thing called Google out there to help you.
I'm not Google.
If you want me to research psychics, readers, and rootworkers to recommend to you, then you are going to have to pay me to do so and my reading rates are $500 an hour, so same fee applies.
In other words: don't waste my time and I won't waste yours.
Yes. I know. That rumour was started by a local church group. The same ones, in fact, who call me both "The Child of Satan" and "the Sea Witch of Old Orchard Beach." They have a serious problem with busy bodies and gossips in their congregation. They are not as bad as the Westboro Baptist Church, but they are fast getting there. They are down on anybody who is not a member of the club and rotate between people to spread gossip about, and every few months they get back to me, with something even more wild and fantastic then the last rumour.
In 2010 they started the alien abduction rumour. I'm not entirely sure which member started it or why, but I do know the event that they based their gossip off of.
In the late 1970s a local zoo went bankrupt and shut down. Laws being what they were back then, the zoo simply opened it's cages and let the animals go loose. For a couple of months Old Orchard Beach had a pair of elephants wandering around the Ross Forest. They died the first winter. The family of cougars STILL lives in the Ross Forest to this day. A 200lb Alligator Snapping Turtle is still sighted in the swamp every summer. And a very large, last I saw him over 8 feet long, bright red snake lounges around my garden every summer these past 40 years.
In September of 1978, me and my cousin were walking in the Ross Forest when we encountered a white money. Obviously yet another of the zoo animals that had been released into the wild when the zoo shut down. We ran and told our parents and as children do, asked if we could catch it and keep it for a pet.
In the 1990s, one of my uncles, started attending this rather radical local church and while there he retold this story about the white monkey, only in his version, he told church members that it was a demon sitting in a tree attempting to take my soul. He told that version of the story quite often over the years, and each time he told it, he elaborated on it, until by 2007, he was now telling people it was an alien, that had beamed out of a UFO and abducted me. This is the SAME uncle who introduced himself to people as Merlin the Magician, claimed to be a Russian spy, and wore a CosPlay NaSA costume around town while proclaiming he was an astronaut who had been to space. In short, he was insane. That uncle died of a brain tumor.
No. I do not talk to aliens.
No. I do not see UFOs.
No. I have never been abducted by aliens.
That is a false rumor that was started by a very delusional uncle who blew actual events involving two children trying to catch a white monkey that had escaped from a local zoo, way out of proportion.
My uncle, spread his wild tales of my supposed alien abduction to his church and they not knowing me and not knowing he was refusing medication and surgery for his brain tumor, simply believed that he must be telling the truth. They came to the false conclusion that I had myself claimed to be abducted by aliens, when in fact, I at the time, had no knowledge of the story my uncle was telling people. It blew me away the first time someone walked up to me and said "You're that girl that claimed to be abducted by aliens right?" What? No. What are you talking about?
I didn't find out about it until 2010, I don't know how many years he'd been spreading that rumour. I only know that a lot of people in his church believed it and spread it to their friends and family and the spread like wildfire from there.
I have no idea what that even means, so I assume the answer is no?
Uhm... No?
I read a book about Reiki once. Never got into it. Too structured. Felt like organized religion. Not free flowing enough for me.
I've never heard of Qigong. Don't know what that is.
Some would say my work with Angels is based on energy work, though.
I work with both Angels and Faeries. Most of my work is done with the Grigori Angels, specifically the Grigori ArchAngel named Ertael.
Grigori Angels are commonly referred to as The Fallen Angels or The Third of the Host of Heaven. In the book of Genesis in the Bible, they are called The Destroying Angels in some places and The Avenging Angels in other places. They are the Angels who laid waste to Sodom and Gomorrha. Some big box organized religions teach that The Grigori are ArchAngels who were turned into Demons.
The Grigori Angels are made up of 44 ArchAngels (Commanding Generals) each with 800 lesser Angels (The Nephilim) under their command, and each of the 800 lesser Angels being the commanding officers of a group of 365,000 additional Angels (The Seraphim).
In total the Grigori make up a massive legion of warrior Angels who wait to serve any Human who calls upon their help.
Uhm... yes?
On stage I have an alter ego Quaraun the Insane, who is also a fictional character I write about, but, watch for a little Gypsy caravan that has a pink RV in the mix and you can see that character come to life o the stage of a traveling freak show.
Yeah, most freaks in a freak show are not real freaks.
Yeah, I make a career out of pretending to be insane and making a complete fool of myself on stage.
Yes, I take my "insanity" off stage and walk around town in a cape and sequined wizard's robes, and yes there are people who are 100% convinced I really am insane, but, they forget, we are carnival Gypsies and me dressing like a mad mad in public is a publicity stunt that does attract a lot of attention with the tourists and does bring crowds of people to see the freak show.
Hey, freak shows make money by making a scene in large public places, it's what we freak show carnies do.
The insanity is actually more illusion and show then anything. Keep in mind I did grow up in a freak show. From the time I was old enough to walk, my life has been centered on being on center stage and being as extreme bizarre as possible to keep the tourists tossing their money at the cash box. We are freak show carnival Gypsies, going out of our way to appear ten time more insane then the next guy is what we do.
I am the woman who lives as a man who lives as a woman, and does so in more glitter and sequins then Liberace` ever knew existed.
I'm the equivalent of the bearded lady or the alligator man. I am the woman who lives as a man who lives as a drag queen. 'm a circus performer. I'm part of a freak show. It's my job to be the insane transgendered freak of the circus. It's what I do for a living. Unfortunately there are a lot of locals who can't separate the stage performance from the actor. Sad reality of the matter is, people want to go see the circus, but they don't want to live next door to the circus members when they are not on tour.
So, yes, you end up with lots of wild rumors about how I'm insane, because, I play someone who is insane on stage in a circus freak show.
I also happen to be the Queen of our Gypsy clan as well as the "fortune teller" and card reader.
You do a Google search for Gypsy card readers and you'll come up with 32 MILLION web sites. And yet, Gypsies, REAL Gypsies, are a dying race, listed on the registry of endangered human cultures, because there are fewer then 2,000 of us left alive, world-wide. And of those 2,000, I can tell you there are EXACTLY 14 ACTUAL Gypsy card readers on the planet, and I'm one of them. Every one of us gets pissed when we see those white assed phonies pretending to be Gypsies. You don't see us Gypsies pretending to be white or black or Chinese do you? Where do white folks get off thinking they can run around pretending to be us? It's annoying.
But yes, if you want to pay money to meet the insane transgendered Gypsy, I can be as insane as you want me to be. Unlike an actual insane person, I can turn my insanity on and off at will, depending on how much money you want to throw at me.
Phone readings are not available.
My readings are done in person or via E-mail ONLY!
Price is PER reading, NOT per minute!
In person readings (you come to me) have an additional $50 sitting fee.
In Person readings for groups, events, and parties: The mobile RoseBud Reading Room has been moved out of the Vardo (covered wagon) and into a motorhome. For me to come to your location WITH RoseBud has a $350 per hour fee, but you must provide parking for a 22' motorhome with a 13' clearance and requires a 30' swing for turns.
(~ On location readings with RoseBud are currently unavailable due to narrow minded Gypsy hating hoodlums vandalising the motorhome. This service will return Spring 2016.)
(UPDATE: OCTOBER 1, 2015: The RoseBud Reading Room is open for clients again! We will not be taking her to client locations until Spring 2016, but you are welcomed to come have your reading done at her winter parking location at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine)
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What do you want to become?
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!
~EK
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Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.
Are you an evil man?
Are you sure you're not?
How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?
Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.
Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?
What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?
Did you know...
October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.
August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.
November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.
November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.
Are you proud of what you have done?
Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.
~EelKat
If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
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