FAQs About Hoodoo, Divination, Spell Casting, Card reading, & Other Services Offered

Questions clients have asked me over the years About Psychics, Readings, Divination, Spirits, Curses, Spell Castings, hauntings, and Other paranormal type topics

NOTE: This site was started in 1997 and has 6,000+ pages, about 400 of which are FAQ answers. I'm in the process of moving the pages off the old server (at SpaceDock13.com) to this new one (at EelKat.com) it's going to take a while to get them all indexed here. Of those 6,000+ pages, 700+ of them were answers to various questions readers asked me over the years, As I add the answer pages, the question will become links to them. If the question is on this list, it has an answer. If the question is a link, the answer has been converted to a page on this site.

                            ~ EelKat 

(Note added Monday, October 12, 2015)

Altar Work

Angel Cards

ArchAngels: See Grigori Angels

Avenging Angels: See Grigori Angels

Bible Spells

Bottle Spells

Candle Spells

Card Readings

Casting Out Evil Spirits, DiJinn, Demons, Ghosts,  Tricksters, & Other Entities

Chaos Demons: See DiJinn

Christian Witches

The Church of The Holy Rhinestone

Clootie Spells

Communication with Spirits

Communicating with Trees

Compelling & Controlling Spirits, Fae, Demons, Ghosts, & Other Entities

Crown of Thorns

Curios

Curses, Jinxes, & Hexes

Crystal Scrying: See Divination - Crystal Scrying

Damballah Weddo: See Loa

Demons & Demon Possession

Death Spells: See Wanga Spells

Dice Readings: See Divination - Dice Reading

DiJinn

Divination

Divination: Card Readings

Divination: Crystal Scrying

Divination: Dice Reading

Divination: Junkomancy

Divination: Lithomancy

Divination: Pendulums

Divination: Shell Casting

Divination: Spirit Boards

Doll Babies

Emergency Readings

Erzulli Freeda: See Loa

Etiole aka Ertael: See Grigori Angels

Evil Eye

Evil Spirits

Exorcism

Faeries

Familiars (See Also: DiJinn, Faeries, Grigori, & Spirit Guides)

Fallen Angels: See Grigori

Flower Spells

Garden Spells

Genie Bottle Spells

Goddess Dolls

Graveyard Spells

Grigori Angels

Grimoires

Gris-Gris: See JuJu Spells

Guardian Angels (See Also: Grigori)

Gypsies

Haunted Houses

Hedge of Thorns

House Cleansing: See Exorcism or Haunted Houses

Honey Jar, Sugar Bowl, & Vinegar Bottle Spells

Hoodoo

HotFooting

JuJu Spells

Legal Issues

Lessons, Classes, Lectures, & Courses

Loa

Love Spells

Magi: See Gypsies

Magic

Magical Tools

Marija Loa

Married To a God: See Marija Loa

Meditation

Medsan Fey

Mirror Box Spells

The Mirror Box Wanga Death Spell

Mojo Bags: See JuJu spells

Music

Nature Spirits

Necromancy

Old Orchard Beach, Maine

OuiJa Boards: See Divination - Spirit Boards

Papa Legba: See Loa

Personal Concerns

Poltergeists: See Haunted Houses

The Power of Three

Prayer Requests

Psychics & Psychic Readings

Purification Rituals

Readings & Divination

Religion vs Christian Witches

Religion vs Divination

Religion vs Spell Casting

Religion vs Witchcraft

Restraining Spirits, Fae, Demons, Angels, Ghosts, & Other Entities

Ring of Thorns

Rootwork

The RoseBud Reading Room

Satan, Lucifer, and The Devil: See Grigori Angels

Satanism

Sea Magic & Sea Witchery

Setting Lights & Petitions

Shell Casting: See Divination - Shell Casting

Spell Casting

Spell Rejuvenation

Spirit Bottle Spells

Spirit Guides

Spirit Marriage: See Marija Loa

Spirit Boards: See Divination - Spirit Boards

Sorcery & Sorcerers

Summoning Spirits, Fae, Demons, Angels, Ghosts, & Other Entities

Talismans, Charms, & Amulets

Taming Spirits, Fae, Demons, Angels, Ghosts, & Other Entities

Tarot

Testimonials

The 30 Day Ritual

Tree Magic

Tree Spirits

Triple Power Spells

UFOs, Aliens, & Extraterrestrials 

Uncrossing Spells

Unicorns

Veneration of the Dead

Voodoo, Vodu, & Vuvu

Voodoo Dolls

Wanga Spells

Witch Doctors, Root Doctors, Conjure Doctors, & RootWork

Witchcraft & Magic in General

Witchcraft: Black

Witchcraft: Green

Witchcraft: Grey

Witchcraft: Rainbow

Witchcraft: White

Witches & Witchcraft

Wizardry & Wizards

Working at Crossroads

Working in Graveyards

Working in Haunted Houses

Working with Angels & Archangels

Working with DiJinn

Working with Faeries

Working with Saints

Working with Spirits

FAQs: Psychics & Psychic Readings

FAQs: readings & Divination In General

How Often Should I get a reading? It's been a week and i haven't seen any results yet? can I get another reading to see what's taking so long?

Results vary and have no guarantees. They could start working immediately or take several months to manifest. I knew a case once that didn't see the end result manifest until 5 years later. don't rush your spirit guides - they know what timing is best for you in your current situation.

I personally always recommend waiting a minimum of 30 days before getting another reading done on any particular case. If after 30 days, it seems nothing has happened, and you are getting antsy over it, I would recommend consulting your spirit guides to see if you should try something else or continue to wait.

Normally, however, I would tell you to not worry about it and let at least 90 days pass before getting a second reading for the same case.

Getting multiple readings done for the same case over and over again is not recommended. Every time you second guess your spirit guides and have a new reading down, you essentially reset your case and are asking your spirit guides to start over again at ground zero. You are telling them that you don't like the method they used the first time and are demanding they trash that method to start over again with a new method. by getting yet another reading on the same situation, you have killed whatever spiritual progress was made and are forcing your guides to start over. This is very frustrating for them, because they were working so hard on your case already and now you are telling them to start over.

Keep in mind that your spirit guides are there to serve you and will obey your orders. And so if you have a second reading done, they will dutifully trash the results of your first reading and start over again with a new reading. This ends up making your results manifest VERY slowly, because every time you get a new reading, you push that rest button all over again. If you keep getting readings for the same case, you'll NEVER see results manifested.

Your best option is to slow down, relax, stop panicking, and just let your spirit guides handle the situation. The quicker you stop hopping from one reading to the next, the quicker your desired results will manifest in your life.

How Long Have You Been Professionally Practicing Divination, Psychic Reading, Channeling,or Mediumship Conjure Doctoring For Clients?

I suppose the question here is what does "professionally" mean? You do not specify what it is you classify as professionally practicing, so I'll use the basic standards most practitioners use to go by, which is:

• Non-Professional Level: Does Not Receive Monetary Pay; Works In Exchange For Goods Or Service (Bartering), Or Receives Less Then Minimum Wage (Charges Less Then $7.50 An Hour.)

• Semi-Professionally: Charges Minimum Wage ($7.50 An Hr) Or More, But Works Only Part-Time Hours (30 Hrs Or Fewer Per Week). 

• Professionally: Charges Professional Level Prices (Minimum $150 An Hr) And Works Professional Level Hours Per Week (30 Or More).

With that chart in mind, I answer your question as follows:

I've been doing it on a non-professional level (not for pay) since 1978.

I started doing it semi-professionally (for under $20 an hr) in 2007.

I've been doing it professionally (for over $250 an hr) since 2010.

Do you prescribe spiritual supplies for the people you read for?

I'm not sure what this means, so, no, I don't think I do.

Do you mean, like how some readers, give you a reading and then tell you to buy some $1,000 protection amulet that only they can make? No. That's a scam. And a silly one at that.

Do You Belong To An Accredited Professional Association That Certifies Readers and Requires Readers To Abide By A Code Of Ethics?

No. Because I do not see the reason for spending hundreds of dollars each year to be a part of a group that really doesn't do anything other then give you a little web-badge. All that does is give them a link from your site back to them. No one thinks: "I want a certified psychic, I'll go to a site that lists certified psychic to find a certified psychic." Who does that? No one. It's just a money scam.

And consider this: Who certifies or accredits the certifiers? Themselves. Yeah. Think about THAT for a while. Let it really soak in.

There is NOTHING stopping me from creating a group, saying it's accredited and certifying anyone willing to pay for membership.

How many ACTUAL FAFSA qualifying colleges give out certificates to psychics? None. Not one. Well, tell me how anyone who gives out certificates is accredited then? If I can get a student loan and transfer those credits to a college that accepts student loans, then those credits ain't worth shit.

How can watching a TV show or doing (often incorrectly) a bunch of paranormal investigations or giving readings give one permission for calling oneself a "professional" and start handing out phony certificates?

Every group that "certifies" any kind of magical, psychic, or paranormal career, is nothing but one person within that career having themselves a major ego trip by saying they know better then every other magical, psychic, or paranormal practitioner and forcing the others to pay them for PERMISSION to do what they are doing.

I mean really, just stop and think about it for a moment. You have a brain: use it. I don't need the permission or approval of some stuck up ego-maniacal know it all psychic who thinks they are so much better then me that I can't practice without their permission.

Now, if such a group came along, that actually offered something of value in exchange for their insanely over priced membership fees, well, maybe I'd join one, but I've yet to find one.

I do however have a Code of Ethics you can read through.

Do you read for clients by telephone, Skype, email, postal mail, text, or in person? 

MOST of my readings are done by email. It is the quickest, cheapest, and easiest way for you to order a reading from me. (Time to get your reading to you is dependant upon internet availability - during blizzard blackout season - December to April - we commonly are in full blackout conditions for weeks to a time.)

I have done postal mail readings, but there is an extra charge for those to cover the cost of printing the reading and shipping your printouts. Keep in mind that I do not have electricity and live in a very "outback" region and have to drive 14 miles (in a car that gets 15 miles a gallon on $4.50 a gallon gas prices) to get the the nearest color printer, which charges .50c per page. All of this is figured in and YOU pay for those costs (which comes to about $15 extra.)

I have done a few readings by Skype, but generally do not use this method. So far I have only done this with long time clients, whom I've previously met face-to-face. Again - I do not have electricity. Keep this in mind when wondering why what I offer is limited.

In person readers are available, but these cost (quite a bit) more, as you are paying the overhead costs of the reading room.

I do not do telephone, text, or chat readings at all. I do not own a phone. Phone service is touch and go in this area. Ham radio or CD radio is more reliable around here.

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Grigori Angels

What is a Grigori Angel?

Is It True You Work With Satan?

Are You A Satan Worshiper?

Do You Work According To The Precepts Of A Particular Religion, And If So, Which One? And Do You Have Any Moral Or Religious Limitations On The Kind Of Readings You Will Perform For Others? Are Your Readings Influenced By Any Religious Beliefs? If So, What Are They?

Are Angels really aliens?

I don't know how to answer this question.

Maybe? 

I don't know.

I suppose the problem is, I don't really believe in aliens, so it's hard for me to think of Angels as aliens. 

My belief in aliens falls under agnostic: I'd like to believe we are not alone in the universe, but I'd probably have to see it myself to believe that aliens were out there.

Sure, i believe in life on other planets, I mean, they've found life on Mars. Microbes or bacteria or something. microscopic stuff, but life none the less, so there's alien life out there.

But to little grey men or tall white men or reptile men or whatever other spaceman there is, exist flying around in saucers abducting people? Eh, I'm not sure I believe that's possible. Space flight would take thousands of years, unless they have some really super advanced ships, and then they'd have to find us, and look how much trouble we have finding them. The universe is a big place, do you really think the odds of them finding us even if they are out there are good?

Okay, so I don't believe in the standard alien from outer space flying around in a star ship... but there are other ways of looking at this.

When it comes to the possibility of the existence of aliens, I follow after Jacques Valley's theory more or less. He believe not in extraterrestrials but rather ultraterrestrials. What that means is, he believes that the earth is like an onion with lots of layers one on top of the other, and that each layer or dimension exists in the same space at the same time, but that no one from any dimension ever sees anyone from any other dimension, unless there is a rip in the veil between dimensions, and then we Humans get brief glimpses into one of the other dimension. Which he says explains such things as ghost sighting, alien sightings, faerie sightings, angel sightings, and other such things.

Well, that theory actually makes sense to me. I don't believe everything he says, but that part of his idea, I do believe in.

In this sense, aliens and angels are the same on some level, in that they exists alongside us, but we can't see them.

I think, what people see, when they say they see aliens is not a being from another planet, but rather a being from another dimension of our planet. and I believe that likewise, Angels are all around us, but we don't see them, for the same reason - they exists on a different level of the spirit realm that envelopes our planet. Do aliens and Angels come from the same dimension? I have no idea and I'm not really that interested in looking any farther into this to find out.

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FAQs: hoodoo, rootwork & Spell Casting

Are you a wiccan?

Uhm.... I don't know...?

Hold on a sec while I go Google that word and find out what it is you are asking if I am one of it...

...

Okay, I'm back...

...Uhm... no?

I'll have to look into this more to find out what a Wiccan is, but near as I can tell from a quick Google search, Wicca is a religion that worships a Lord and Lady and most members of their church are practicing witches?

Nope. It's not a religion I'm familiar with, but then again, there are 15,000 religions in the world, so there's a lot of them I don't know yet. But nope, that means I'm not a Wiccan, seeing how I had to Google it to find out what it was and then found out it's a religion.

How long have you been professionally practicing Spell Casting, hoodoo rootwork, or conjure doctoring for clients?

I suppose the question here is what does "professionally" mean? You do not specify what it is you classify as professionally practicing, so I'll use the basic standards most practitioners use to go by, which is:

• Non-professional level: Does not receive monetary pay; works in exchange for goods or service (bartering), or receives less then minimum wage (charges less then $7.50 an hour.)

• Semi-professionally: Charges minimum wage ($7.50 an hr) or more, but works only part-time hours (30 hrs or fewer per week). 

• Professionally: Charges professional level prices (minimum $150 an hr) and works professional level hours per week (30 or more).

With that chart in mind, I answer your question as follows:

I've been doing it on a non-professional level (not for pay) since 1978.

I started doing it semi-professionally (for under $20 an hr) in 2007.

I've been doing it professionally (for over $250 an hr) since 2010.

How long do you think I should have to wait before I can see results from your spell casting or altar work if we are going to have positive movement in my case? If The Spell Casting Or Altar Work I Hire You To Do Is Not Successful, How Would You Suggest That I Proceed Next?

Results vary and have no guarantees. They could start working immediately or take several months to manifest.

I personally always recommend waiting a minimum of 30 days before taken further action on any particular case. If after 30 days, it seems nothing has happened, and you are getting antsy over it, I would recommend consulting your spirit guides to see if you should try something else or continue to wait.

Normally, however, I would tell you to not worry about it and let at least 90 days pass before trying something else.

Getting multiple spell castings done for the same case over and over again is not recommended. Every time you second guess your spirit guides and have a new spell casting done, you essentially reset your case and are asking your spirit guides to start over again at ground zero. You are telling them that you don't like the method they used the first time and are demanding they trash that method to start over again with a new method. by getting yet another spell casting on the same situation, you have killed whatever spiritual progress was made and are forcing your guides to start over. This is very frustrating for them, because they were working so hard on your case already and now you are telling them to start over.

Keep in mind that your spirit guides are there to serve you and will obey your orders. And so if you have a second spell casting done, they will dutifully trash the results of your first spell casting and start over again with a new spell casting. This ends up making your results manifest VERY slowly, because every time you get a new spell casting, you push that rest button all over again. If you keep getting spell castings for the same case, you'll NEVER see results manifested.

Your best option is to slow down, relax, stop panicking, and just let your spirit guides handle the situation. The quicker you stop hopping from one spell casting to the next, the quicker your desired results will manifest in your life.

How and when did you first hear about hoodoo rootwork?

I grew up with it. It was never not a part of my life. I spent my early childhood in my grandmother's herb garden helping her tend her flowers and learning the uses of each. Rootwork was simply a part of our culture.

Hoodoo is actually a word that is native to the Scottish Gypsy language. Hoodoo originates in Scotland. It is a branch of Persian Magi and dates back 8,000 years.

Unfortunately there is a LOT of misinformation regarding what Hoodoo is and where is comes from, circulating on the internet, most of it originating from the Lucky Mojo site, which, sadly, is a site that has a huge lack of historical accuracy in ANYTHING it says regarding Hoodoo. 

Because of the similarities of the words Hoodoo and Voodoo, they have blending facts about Voodoo with fantasy about Voodoo, to create a completely false fabricated history of Hoodoo. This is a horrific Tragedy as very few people are Aware of how Highly inaccurate the information posted on that site really is.

Are curses real?

Yes and no.

A curse is not what most people think it is. There is no such thing as a curse that can be cast on you in an actual spell being cast on you sort of way.

A curse is a thought pattern. It the reverse form of the power of positive thinking. A curse is a self appointed affirmation.

A curse is only as real as you make it be. 

Here is how a curse works:

I tell you, that I've put a curse on you. I don't do anything else.

You, think to yourself "Oh no! There's a curse on me!" And you start thinking it over and over again, all day long, at home, at work, at school. Because you can't stop thinking about it, you start paying close attention to all the every day bad things that happen every day, but you never paid attetion to before. Sooner or later something big happens ad you say: "I'm cursed!" to someone close to you. Now they too start thinking you are cursed.

Like attracts like. When you think good thoughts, good things happen. When you think fear filled thoughts, fearful things happen. When you think you re cursed and tip toe around expecting bad things to happen, bad things start happening.

Meanwhile, I've gone about my daily life and forgotten I told you I had put a curse on you, until months later when you return and beg me to remove the curse. I'll stare at you for a few minutes while I try to remember who you are and why you think you got a curse on you. I probably won't remember, because I had a stroke a few years ago and don't remember most people I meet any more. And so, I'll say: "Okay, the curse is gone" again DOING NOTHING and walk away.

I never put a curse on you, nor did I remove the curse. You simply thought that because I am a Gypsy, I was born with the ability to curse you and so you completely created the curse yourself, by use of your own over active imagination.

Of course, there was a group of 37 people, members of a local church, who I once told were cursed and told them they would be hit by lightening. In the 19 years since then 34 of those 37 people did in fact die by being hit by lightning, including to have lightening hit and burn down the church building itself. They were so terrified of my "curse" that they somehow mentally attracted lighting to them. I've never been able to explain it.

I told another man: "You have a brain, use it or lose it." and he ran around town saying I put a curse in his head - spent $20k on doctors to have them look for a curse in his brain, then on september 11, 2013 died of a ruptured brain tumor - his head literally exploded.

Three years previous to this, I had told a women "you have a brain, use it or lose it." She died less then 24 hours later - an 18 wheeler hit her car cutting it in half top to bottom - her head was decapitated and found a street away from the accident.

In 1991 serial killer Lisa Bolduc, kidnapped and held hostage 6 children - 24 hours later, 1 child was found still alive, the remaining 5 tortured to death having been dissected while still alive, their arms and legs cut off. i was the child still alive. Lisa Bolduc was caught in the act of severing the spine of my best friend Tajid. She was executed in a gas chamber 6 months later. At the murder trail her family made a lot of threats. as we left the courtroom, in front of judges and lawyers, I told them that for defending her in her evil action, they would burn in hell.

The ENTIRE Bolduc family, 5 people and a dog, while living on the Cascade Rd, were knifed to death by their 15 year old son, who then burned the house down. Town manager Jim Thomas, ordered me arrested for quote: "Being the poltergeist that put a demon in the boy's head."

These people BELIEVED they had a curse on them and used the Power of Positive Thinking to make the curse happen.

Do you belong to an Accredited Professional Association That Certifies Rootworkers and requires rootworkers to abide by a code of ethics?

Nope.

As far as I know there is only one such group, but to become a member requires you first take the "college" course which they offer. Sadly the course overview contains some HUGE GLARING errors. Basic historical facts, taught very, very, VERY wrong, wrong, wrong. and I am left to wonder, if they can make such HUGE errors in the historical accuracy of basic events in American history (regarding slavery in the old South) and vocabulary (the meanings of root words), can I trust them to teach magic arts accurately? What value is a certificate from a "school" that isn't able to get basic high school level history and vocabulary correct?

The owners of the Lucky Mojo website have a huge problem with spouting off the first thing that pops into their head and not checking the facts to find out if the alternate histories they are creating have any basis in reality. I find it very upsetting, considering that it is my race, my people, and my culture, that this site is lying so boldly about.

No. Because I do not see the reason for spending hundreds of dollars each year to be a part of a group that really doesn't do anything other then give you a little web-badge. All that does is give them a link from your site back to them. No one thinks: "I want a certified psychic, I'll go to a site that lists certified psychic to find a certified psychic." Who does that? No one. It's just a money scam.

And consider this: Who certifies or accredits the certifiers? Themselves. Yeah. Think about THAT for a while. Let it really soak in.

There is NOTHING stopping me from creating a group, saying it's accredited and certifying anyone willing to pay for membership.

How many ACTUAL FAFSA qualifying colleges give out certificates to psychics? None. Not one. Well, tell me how anyone who gives out certificates is accredited then? If I can get a student loan and transfer those credits to a college that accepts student loans, then those credits ain't worth shit.

How can watching a TV show or doing (often incorrectly) a bunch of paranormal investigations or giving readings give one permission for calling oneself a "professional" and start handing out phony certificates?

Every group that "certifies" any kind of magical, psychic, or paranormal career, is nothing but one person within that career having themselves a major ego trip by saying they know better then every other magical, psychic, or paranormal practitioner and forcing the others to pay them for PERMISSION to do what they are doing.

I mean really, just stop and think about it for a moment. You have a brain: use it. I don't need the permission or approval of some stuck up egomaniacal know it all psychic who thinks they are so much better then me that I can't practice without their permission.

I do however have a Code of Ethics you can read through.

Can you send or show me any pictures of altar work that you have performed for other clients?

There are pictures on various locations around my site. 

Most of my listings, show at least one photo on the listing page. I have a ton of photos on my camera's memory card that I've not yet uploaded. I'll eventually get around to doing that and so there will be a lot more photos on each listing page soon.

The listings on my Etsy store, each show 5 photos with each listing.

I plan to make a gallery page for my site here to display such photos. I'll add a link to that page here in this answer once it's up.

Do You Work According To The Precepts Of A Particular Religion, And If So, Which One? And Do you have any moral or religious limitations on the kind of magic spells you will perform for others? If so, what are they?

I am a Christian and work with Bible Scriptures and Angels in all of my readings and castings. If you are looking for Wiccan, Druid, Gardnerian, Buddhist, or other non-Christian magic work, you will have to look elsewhere.

I was raised in a multi-denominational family, most members being LDS/Mormon, one Seventh Day Adventist, a few Calvinist, and a few Pentecostal. Since 2010 I have been an initiated/ordained Voodoo Priestess, rank of Medsen Fey, Marija Loa to Damballa Weddo. As such, my moral compass swings heavily in those directions. This translates to mean that I believe in extreme purity of the body and soul and will not corrupt my being with the presence of contaminants, including but not limited to: smoking, drinking, drugs, coffee, meat, sex, weapons, medications, etc. If you hire me for a face to face reading, you must first cleanse yourself of all such contaminants before you will be allowed to step into my personal space. Please see The 30 Day Ritual for more information. This is NOT an option.

I am a Scottish Gypsy (not Romany and not Traveller) and work with Scottish & Welsh Faerie Faith magic and Gypsy (Not Romany and not Traveller) symbolism/sigil work.

Keep in mind too, that we are Carnival Gypsies so specialize in freak shows, weird, strange, bizarre, and curiosities. I literally grew up in a freak show. I've spent the majority of my life as a freak on center stage who goes out of her way to be an even bigger freak then she really is because that's what people pay for.

Because Scottish Gypsy Christianity is "Olde English" style Christianity, it is similar to Gnostic Christianity, focusing heavily on Old Testament Magic Arts, Apocryphal Angel Communication, and uses Medieval Sacred Texts and Grimoires.

As such my work is heavily influenced by Enochian Magic and calls upon the assistance of the Grigori Angels of the Apocrypha and the book of Enoch. The Grigori are often described by big box organized religious denominations as "The Fallen Angels" or "The Third of The Host of Heaven, who followed the archangels Lucifer and Satan, and were cast out of Heaven to live among the sons of men". The Grigori are often described by more radical Christian groups as "demons". The Grigori are believed to be the most powerful of all of God's angels and include such "big name" Angels as: Michael, Gabriel, Raphael, Uriel, Ertael, Lucifer, and Satan.

Yes, you did see the names Lucifer and Satan on that list. They ARE Angels of God you know. And very powerful ones at that. And in spite of their reputation among Christian Big Box Organized religion, they ARE Angels and by their nature seek only to help mankind, as do ALL Angels.

You'll also notice I call on the help of one of the Apocryphas more infamous super booga-booga boogie men big bad Angels: Ertael aka Ertral aka Etiole. The lustful womanizing, transvestite commander in chief of the Avenging Angels who went to visit Abraham's cousin Lot and had himself a nice big old temper tantrum and rained brimstone and fire down on Sodom and Gomorrah because he didn't like the men of the city mistaking him for a female. Ertael is my Guardian Angel and personal protector, mess with me and you have him to answer to.

Have you ever ACTUALLY read your Bible? No? You really should. The Angels are absolutely amazing. They ain't nothing like the prissy, pussy footed whispery things church leaders want you to think they are. Especially the Grigori. I'm insanely in love with the Grigori Angels of the Bible. They are the biggest, baddest, bad asses in history, and they are quick to answer the call when you need them.

Do keep in mind that I am admittedly a religious fanatic, described by locals as the most outlandish "Jesus Freak" they've encountered. I've read the Bible 31 times, cover to cover, like a novel, in addition to 38 years of daily Bible study, 12 years of Calvinist Bible seminary, 3 years of Daniel studies with the Seventh Day Adventist Church, and 27 years of study in the LDS/Mormon church. I was quickly swept away by the Evangelical TBN Holy Rollers when they came rolling into a local tent revival on their big old Harley Davidsons blaring their heavy metal rock guitars in the 1990s, Carman and Kenneth Copeland in the lead.

What you are looking at is a super fundamentalist Mormon from a polygamous family, turned Holy Roller, waving the heretic Fallen Angel flag. Some (Most) Christian call me "The Child of Satan" and warn you to keep your distance from me saying that I am a Satanistic Satan worshiper.

Well, Satan is one of the Grigori, but then again so is Michael. You got to keep in mind that these are God's Angels. Both the Fallen and the Faithful, they are still God's. God created them. God commanded them to serve mankind and that is what they do.

I work with both Angels and Faeries. Most of my work is done with the Grigori Angels, specifically the Grigori ArchAngel named Ertael.

Grigori Angels are commonly referred to as The Fallen Angels or The Third of the Host of Heaven. In the book of Genesis in the Bible, they are called The Destroying Angels in some places and The Avenging Angels in other places. They are the Angels who laid waste to Sodom and Gomorrha. Some big box organized religions teach that The Grigori are ArchAngels who were turned into Demons.

The Grigori Angels are made up of 44 ArchAngels (Commanding Generals) each with 800 lesser Angels (The Nephilim) under their command, and each of the 800 lesser Angels being the commanding officers of a group of 365,000 additional Angels (The Seraphim).

In total the Grigori make up a massive legion of warrior Angels who wait to serve any Human who calls upon their help.

If magic work done with the Grigori Angels bothers you, you should not request my services.

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general questions

Can you provide me with any references from among your clients?

No. Legally I can't, at least not in Maine. Client confidentiality laws come with huge fines and long prison sentances. Please see my Disclaimer page for more info on Privacy Policy and Client Rights to Anonymity.

I don't know about laws in other parts of the world, but here in Maine, at least, it's illegal and unethical to hand out client information to strangers (potential clients). Think about it: how would you like it if a stranger walked up to your family doctor and asked him for your medical records to use as proof that he was a good enough doctor for them to use his services?

If you find a reader or rootworker who boldly hands out client information to new clients, that is a huge red flag warning signal that this person is unethical and has no morals when it comes to safe guarding client confidentiality and your personal privacy.

Do you teach spell-casting or do magical coaching with your reading clients? Do You Provide Magical Coaching Services?

No, not at this time. I might in the future, but at the moment such an endeavor would require more time then I have to devote to it.

Do you post on social media sites and, if so, will you give me the URLs for sites where you post, allow me to read your messages, send me your newsletter, "friend" me, and/or allow me to participate in public (non-client) communications with you?

FaceBook, Tumblr, and Twitter are the only social media accounts I still actively use. I'm EelKat everywhere.

I have more then 300 others, yes, that many do exist. LiveJournal, LinkedIn, MySpace, Pinterest, Google+, Instagram, LibraryThing, GoodReads, etc, etc, etc. But I don't use most of them. I am EelKat at ALL of them, so, you can send me a request at any of them and if I ever log in again, I'll accept your request.

How can I find the BEST reader or rootworker for my case?

I don't have an answer for that. No reader or rootworker is a best fit for everyone. And the reader who is best for the case you have today, may not be a good fit for the case you have next week. You just have to search around until you find the one that feels right for you. Find out what sort of services they offer and what type of religious background they come from and see if they match what you are looking for and then go from there.

If you are unavailable or over-booked or for any reason cannot take my case, can you recommend any other spiritual workers or roootworkers who might take my case and may I use your name when communicating with them, explaining that you suggested their names to me?

I used to recommend Dr. E.

Unfortunately, he died. (1976-2014)

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I was quite sad about this as he was my personal favorite reader and rootworker, the one I myself used. I have not yet found a suitable replacement for him and therefore do not have a recommendation at this time.

Are there any other spiritual workers or roootworkers who are more effective than you are at working on the particular condition or situation for which I am consulting you, and, if so, can you recommend them?

I actually don't keep tabs on what other workers do or do not do. Yep, there are probably others out there who are better at whatever, and if you search for them, you'll likely find them. I don't get paid to research what others are doing in their jobs. It takes time to do that and time is money. Every minute I spend researching things for you, that you could have researched on your own, is another stack of pennies I'm NOT earning.

If you want to look for a range of options, there's a little thing called Google out there to help you.

I'm not Google.

If you want me to research psychics, readers, and rootworkers to recommend to you, then you are going to have to pay me to do so and my reading rates are $500 an hour, so same fee applies.

In other words: don't waste my time and I won't waste yours.

There is a rumour going around that you talk to aliens and see UFOs. Have you been abducted? 

Yes. I know. That rumour was started by a local church group. The same ones, in fact, who call me both "The Child of Satan" and "the Sea Witch of Old Orchard Beach." They have a serious problem with busy bodies and gossips in their congregation. They are not as bad as the Westboro Baptist Church, but they are fast getting there. They are down on anybody who is not a member of the club and rotate between people to spread gossip about, and every few months they get back to me, with something even more wild and fantastic then the last rumour.

In 2010 they started the alien abduction rumour. I'm not entirely sure which member started it or why, but I do know the event that they based their gossip off of.

In the late 1970s a local zoo went bankrupt and shut down. Laws being what they were back then, the zoo simply opened it's cages and let the animals go loose. For a couple of months Old Orchard Beach had a pair of elephants wandering around the Ross Forest. They died the first winter. The family of cougars STILL lives in the Ross Forest to this day. A 200lb Alligator Snapping Turtle is still sighted in the swamp every summer. And a very large, last I saw him over 8 feet long, bright red snake lounges around my garden every summer these past 40 years.

In September of 1978, me and my cousin were walking in the Ross Forest when we encountered a white money. Obviously yet another of the zoo animals that had been released into the wild when the zoo shut down. We ran and told our parents and as children do, asked if we could catch it and keep it for a pet.

In the 1990s, one of my uncles, started attending this rather radical local church and while there he retold this story about the white monkey, only in his version, he told church members that it was a demon sitting in a tree attempting to take my soul. He told that version of the story quite often over the years, and each time he told it, he elaborated on it, until by 2007, he was now telling people it was an alien, that had beamed out of a UFO and abducted me. This is the SAME uncle who introduced himself to people as Merlin the Magician, claimed to be a Russian spy, and wore a CosPlay NaSA costume around town while proclaiming he was an astronaut who had been to space. In short, he was insane. That uncle died of a brain tumor.

No. I do not talk to aliens.

No. I do not see UFOs.

No. I have never been abducted by aliens.

That is a false rumor that was started by a very delusional uncle who blew actual events involving two children trying to catch a white monkey that had escaped from a local zoo, way out of proportion.

My uncle, spread his wild tales of my supposed alien abduction to his church and they not knowing me and not knowing he was refusing medication and surgery for his brain tumor, simply believed that he must be telling the truth. They came to the false conclusion that I had myself claimed to be abducted by aliens, when in fact, I at the time, had no knowledge of the story my uncle was telling people. It blew me away the first time someone walked up to me and said "You're that girl that claimed to be abducted by aliens right?" What? No. What are you talking about? 

I didn't find out about it until 2010, I don't know how many years he'd been spreading that rumour. I only know that a lot of people in his church believed it and spread it to their friends and family and the spread like wildfire from there.

Do you practice transcendental meditation? 

I have no idea what that even means, so I assume the answer is no?

Do you practice energy work (Reiki, Qigong, etc)? 

Uhm... No?

I read a book about Reiki once. Never got into it. Too structured. Felt like organized religion. Not free flowing enough for me.

I've never heard of Qigong. Don't know what that is.

Some would say my work with Angels is based on energy work, though.

Have you invited/requested spiritual forces, demons or extraterrestrials to aid me?

I work with both Angels and Faeries. Most of my work is done with the Grigori Angels, specifically the Grigori ArchAngel named Ertael.

Grigori Angels are commonly referred to as The Fallen Angels or The Third of the Host of Heaven. In the book of Genesis in the Bible, they are called The Destroying Angels in some places and The Avenging Angels in other places. They are the Angels who laid waste to Sodom and Gomorrha. Some big box organized religions teach that The Grigori are ArchAngels who were turned into Demons.

The Grigori Angels are made up of 44 ArchAngels (Commanding Generals) each with 800 lesser Angels (The Nephilim) under their command, and each of the 800 lesser Angels being the commanding officers of a group of 365,000 additional Angels (The Seraphim).

In total the Grigori make up a massive legion of warrior Angels who wait to serve any Human who calls upon their help.

Are you insane?

Uhm... yes?

On stage I have an alter ego Quaraun the Insane, who is also a fictional character I write about, but, watch for a little Gypsy caravan that has a pink RV in the mix and you can see that character come to life o the stage of a traveling freak show.

Yeah, most freaks in a freak show are not real freaks.

Yeah, I make a career out of pretending to be insane and making a complete fool of myself on stage.

Yes, I take my "insanity" off stage and walk around town in a cape and sequined wizard's robes, and yes there are people who are 100% convinced I really am insane, but, they forget, we are carnival Gypsies and me dressing like a mad mad in public is a publicity stunt that does attract a lot of attention with the tourists and does bring crowds of people to see the freak show.

Hey, freak shows make money by making a scene in large public places, it's what we freak show carnies do.

The insanity is actually more illusion and show then anything. Keep in mind I did grow up in a freak show. From the time I was old enough to walk, my life has been centered on being on center stage and being as extreme bizarre as possible to keep the tourists tossing their money at the cash box. We are freak show carnival Gypsies, going out of our way to appear ten time more insane then the next guy is what we do.

I am the woman who lives as a man who lives as a woman, and does so in more glitter and sequins then Liberace` ever knew existed.

I'm the equivalent of the bearded lady or the alligator man. I am the woman who lives as a man who lives as a drag queen. 'm a circus performer. I'm part of a freak show. It's my job to be the insane transgendered freak of the circus. It's what I do for a living. Unfortunately there are a lot of locals who can't separate the stage performance from the actor. Sad reality of the matter is, people want to go see the circus, but they don't want to live next door to the circus members when they are not on tour. 

So, yes, you end up with lots of wild rumors about how I'm insane, because, I play someone who is insane on stage in a circus freak show.

I also happen to be the Queen of our Gypsy clan as well as the "fortune teller" and card reader.

You do a Google search for Gypsy card readers and you'll come up with 32 MILLION web sites. And yet, Gypsies, REAL Gypsies, are a dying race, listed on the registry of endangered human cultures, because there are fewer then 2,000 of us left alive, world-wide. And of those 2,000, I can tell you there are EXACTLY 14 ACTUAL Gypsy card readers on the planet, and I'm one of them. Every one of us gets pissed when we see those white assed phonies pretending to be Gypsies. You don't see us Gypsies pretending to be white or black or Chinese do you? Where do white folks get off thinking they can run around pretending to be us? It's annoying.

But yes, if you want to pay money to meet the insane transgendered Gypsy, I can be as insane as you want me to be. Unlike an actual insane person, I can turn my insanity on and off at will, depending on how much money you want to throw at me.

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My readings are done in person or via E-mail ONLY!

Price is PER reading, NOT per minute!

In person readings (you come to me) have an additional $50 sitting fee.

(UPDATE: OCTOBER 1, 2015: The RoseBud Reading Room is open for clients again! We will not be taking her to client locations until Spring 2016, but you are welcomed to come have your reading done at her winter parking location at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine)

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