EelKat Wendy C Allen - Dark Fantasy Author
How We Gypsies See The Americans An Inside Look Into The Every Day Lives Of The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach Maine Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen by EelKat Wendy C Allen



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How We Gypsies See The Americans

How We Gypsies See The Americans
Re-release of USA Government Banned Book
Page 6


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How We Gypsies 
See The Americans

Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen
A Behind The Scenes Look Into The Everyday Life of 
The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine

by 
EelKat Wendy C. Allen

Was One of The 27 Books
Banned By The United States Government
On January 4, 2016

It was forced to be unpublished
and removed from books stores
by a court order issued by
The Town Hall of The Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
A United States of America Government Orginization

Banned from publication on Amazon, by the United States Government, How We Gypsies See The Americans, is now available to read online for free.








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How We Gypsies See The Americans
Re-release of USA Government Banned Book
Page 6

In spite of no evidence to support the claim, clansmen continue to tell their children they are descendants of Sir Francis Drake, that they once lived with him in his castle on the Danube in the 1400s, and completely ignore the fact that he never lives in a castle or on the Danube and he wasn't even born till a hundred years after the date in their story, nor do they question how a brown Scotsman could have descended from a white Englishman. Some of them have gone so far as to say history books got it wrong, that Sir Francis Drake was Scottish not English and he lived in the 1400s not the 1500s, and that that is why one should never trust what one reads in books. I have given up trying to tell them that Captain John H. Drake lied about who he was, they will hear nothing of it.

Wherever he was from, Captain John H. Drake goes down in history as one of the most mysterious, flamboyant, and certainly most eccentric people to grace our family tree. Him with his flamboyant silks and outlandish boat and inability to stray for the ocean, and me with my (his) flamboyant silks and outlandish cars and inability to stray for the ocean, most clansmen say that I am his reincarnation, returned to restore the wild eccentric traditions of the mysterious Sea Witch Gypsies back into our clan, thus why I have been branded as the current "Sea Witch".