How We Gypsies See The Americans

How We Gypsies See The Americans
Re-release of USA Government Banned Book
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How We Gypsies 
See The Americans
Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen
A Behind The Scenes Look Into The Everyday Life of 
The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
by 
EelKat Wendy C. Allen

Was One of The 27 Books
Banned By The United States Government
On January 4, 2016

It was forced to be unpublished
and removed from books stores
by a court order issued by
The Town Hall of The Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
A United States of America Government Orginization

Banned from publication on Amazon, by the United States Government, How We Gypsies See The Americans, is now available to read online for free.

How We Gypsies See The Americans
Re-release of USA Government Banned Book
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I'm not sure how much of the Old Orchard Beach town history you know. Jim Thomas was the town manager who embezzled town taxes, "accidentally" ran a bulldozer over the homes of more then 40 families throughout the 2000s, and was eventually run out of town after an investigation led to the discovery that ours was in fact the 3rd town he had done this sort of thing to. His buddy, J.B. of Saco, Maine went to prison, it was his name on most of the paperwork, and was only just released from prison this past August 2014.

On interesting note about Jim Thomas, J.B., and D.K.: they were all from Utah, and they all arrived in Old Orchard Beach the same week "The Royal Highland Clan" returned to Maine, from Utah. Like the "The Royal Highland Clan" they were all Mormons. Like "The Royal Highland Clan" they claimed to be Neo-Nazis, bragged of membership to a group they called "The Loyalist White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan" and hated all non-whites.

With their arrival in town, came the errection of the sign on Exit 5 which read:

"Welcome To Old Orchard Beach, The 99.9% White Town of the 99.9% White State; The Whitest Town of the Whitest State In America."

The other interesting fact is that when the FBI arrived to investigate where the town tax money had vanished to, "The Royal Highland Clan" fleed to Connecticut, the same state Jim Thomas fleed to. It became apparent that there was a lot more to Jim Thomas then had first seemed. Like they had done in the 1960s, this band of so-called "gypsies" had made a nearly successful attempt to overtake the town once again. In addition to tax money which vanished, they also took $250,000 in building funds from the library, and tens of thousands from each of several small business and churches throughout Old Orchard Beach and Saco. In all the grand total of money Jim Thomas and his crew embezzled was confirmed at just under $5million.

While their more business savy gang members where getting themselves into positions where they could embezzle huge amounts of funds from various organizations, between the months of October to May other members of the gang were breaking into vacation homes, summer cabins, and boarded up hotels and motels - thousands of buildings in all - and stripped them down of every last pieces of copper pipes. When the owners returned in May to reopen for the summer, most of them found they has huge amounts of repairs to make, and many of them had been damaged so bad that they were closed for two entire summer seasons in a row.

While the gang was here, it became impossible to leave a car in your driveway or parked on the street at night. People would get up to go to work in the morning, to find their wheels and batteries missing from their cars and trucks. Nearby towns, including Biddeford, would find huge heavy, metal landmarks, such as the cannon sitting in front of city hall and bells of tall steeple churches, stolen.

Hotels, Motels, & Cabins, suddenly found themselves with every copper pipe sawed off, every tv stolen out of every room, and not one security alarm went off and no security cameras picked up the thieves.... in theifs that appeared to have been done by someone who had keys to nearly every motel in town and knew all the passwords of all the security systems.

Interestingly, the clan, choose my farm to squat on for a reason – to gain easy access to one motel in town to never have pipes stolen off it. From 2001 onward, town managers, town counsel men, public works men, police officers, and the CEO of Old Orchard Beach, would be frequent, daily visitors, to the squatter tents on our land, where they went together (the squatters and the town officials), to visit that one motel. It is from it, that the thieves got the keys and passwords to all the OTHER motels they striped down.

The most terrifying thing of all, was the 2001 return to Old Orchard Beach, of the (_) clan and the (_) clan... the inlaws of the Atwaters... David’s in-laws. David of Bangor. The compound owner, the man who has stakes of cat heads all over his yard, the man who breaks into houses and dumps buckets of feces in the beds of anyone he thinks “deserves it”, the owner of the shovel of death. The Scottish Traveller Crime Family of Wyoming and Colorado. David Atwater and his army of gun toting women.

David, the patriarch. The Gypsy king. Drug dealers. Chemists. Murderers. The man you can’t get close to because he’s guarded by lots of innocent little girls 8 and 9 years old and packing more guns then a solider. If you ever meet the Davidians – don’t turn your backs on the little girls – they’ll be the first to gun you down.

The Scottish Traveller Crime Family of Wyoming and Colorado. David Atwater and his army of gun toting women. The worst monsters on the planet.

Known for their massive hoards of guns, their wild shoot outs, their child sex slaves, and their habit of coming to Maine each summer for dumping bodies in the ravine of Old Orchard Beach and Canton Lake. The Scottish Traveller Crime Family of Wyoming and Colorado. David Atwater and his army of gun toting women. The clan who burned the town of Old Orchard Beach to the ground in 1963 and shot it up in the 4-5-8 shoot out of 1981.

The worst of the worst, of The Scottish Traveller Crime Family... from the depths of Wyoming and Colorado – illegal aliens from Canada, no American citizenship, no social security numbers, no driver’s licences, they all name all of their sons David because it doesn’t matter what your name is when you have thousands of fake ids and change your name daily ... Charismatic preacher, David Atwater with his hoards of fanatical religion crazed women, and his younger brothers Mervin and Merlin, they made the rest of the Atwaters look like saints.

When people tell you wild stories of having been attacked by a gang of Gypsies that acted more animal then Human, who acted like half starved beasts, stole every thing they owned, raped their women, kidnapped their children and did it all while wild eyed women armed with machetes and machine guns looked on... people who tell that tale of that type of Gypsy encounter, they’ve encountered, not just any Gypsy clan, The Royal Highland Atwater Clan, the Davidian branch – known in New England as The Scottish Mafia, know to the FBI as The Scottish Traveller Crime Family of America. My uncles. The ones I disowned for what they did to my grammy Eva.

Don’t know how to tell a clan member? Watch for their 4-door-white pick up trucks. Nearly 300 of them, nearly identical 4-door white pick-up trucks arrived in town with the clan. People who helped them get into motels received these trucks as payment. People who were poor, became millionaires over night... members of the town hall, who previously lived in small houses, suddenly took to building million dollar mansions up and down the Ross Rd.

$3 million in tax funds, stolen from the Old Orchard Beach tax office, was found to be the funding behind these trucks and houses. Residents of the town of Old Orchard beach, paid in cars and houses, for their silence about the heroine and meth labs that were cropping up all over town.

None of my uncles is nice or good. Don’t trust any of them. Not the ones who own the motels, not the ones who work in the town hall, not the ones who work in the public works, not the ones who work for the police. And especially, not the one who owns the backhoe, the billionaire who pays the rest. Don't turn your back on any of them. They won’t think twice about slitting your throat. And while they may pay you in houses, cars, and cash for your silence today – you can rest assured, they’ll be killing your family tomorrow.

The FBI Agents who came looking for them called them “The Scottish Traveller Crime Family” and said they were the 3rd most wanted crime family in America and the single most dangerous Gypsy clan on the planet.

Our town was not the only town hit by this gang, but it was hit the worst, as they had set up camp in Old Orchard Beach, and 30 or so of their gang members were camped out in tents on our farm. We knew they were the ones stealing the items, as huge piles of copper pipes, bikes, wheels, and batteries were beginning to pile up on our land. Unfortunately, what we didn't know was that, these people had planted members in the town hall (including the town manager Jim Thomas himself), the public works, or the police department. All of the “plants” were Mormons and members of The Saco ward of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, including the new Bishop and his 2 counsellors which they brought from Utah with them.

Though we did begin to suspect something was wrong when the town manager Jim Thomas made frequent visits to the squatter tents on our land and seemed to know these people, and appeared to actually be a member of their group. 

Likewise when the Old Orchard Beach public works owned city garbage trucks began to dump car tires (so the wheels could be removed and sold and the tires simply piled up, disguarded in our gardens) and scrap metal on our land.

Welcome to life in Old Orchard Beach - the town run by a Gypsy crime family wanted by the FBI, who unfortunately are relatives of mine and when I disowned them after grammy Eva Viola Atwater's death in 1994, they decided they were going to "punish me" for abandoning the "family" and leaving the clan... and thus "siding" with "the Americans".

Locals call them "The Crime Lords of Old Orchard Beach" for a reason.

Nothing they do is legal, and people don't get wanted by the FBI, for being good or nice.

The thing that really hit us, was the fact that when we went to the police and told them, we knew who was stealing the stuff in town and we knew where the stolen items were because they were being dumped on our farm by a gang of squatters we couldn't get off the land, and the police did nothing.

It became apparent that something was seriously wrong in the town hall, public works, and police department, when we noticed on several occasions police officers, chatting in our yard with the gang members.

That was when we realized how far this gang had infiltrated the town and went to the FBI instead.

In these early years, from 1996 to 2005 the vandalism was an annoyance. Once the FBI got involved in 2006 and one by one gang members were being found in the town hall, the public works, the police department, the library, the local churches, and several of the small businesses, Jim Thomas and his gang stepped things up to outright acts of terrorism, which included to plant a grease fryer bomb in our house, kill our pets and livestock, and turn our lives into a nightmare.

One reason our family was targeted by them, was the fact they we were real Gypsies and could (and did) call them out on their scam. They were not real Gypsies. They were con-artists pretending and they nearly destroyed the town. Their infiltration went deep. When the FBI investigation went public, Jim Thomas had put fake officers in the police department, thus why police reports had been going investigated, and why cases like the bomb got closed.

The FBI investigation continued on through at least to 2010, when J.B. went to prison, and last I heard they were still after various members of the gang. In 2014 they had traced D.K. to Pennsylvania and Jim Thomas who lad last been seen with his 5th town manager job, this time in Connecticut, had vanished without a trace.

The FBI told us they had already been after this gang for a while, and that taking over a town, makeing Jim Thomas the town manager and putting offices on the police force, was what this gang was known for doing. They had already taken over 3 towns before ours, in Wyoming, Utah, and Minnesota, and were suspected to be involved with dozens of other similar incidents across the mid-western states. The FBI had been looking for them in the mid-west and were not aware they had pulled up states and landed in New England, until they got our report and realized they had moved their operations to the other side of the country.

The FBI said this gang looks for a small town that is hiring a town manager that is willing to hire someone from out-of-state without references, then once the town manager is in place, the rest of the gang spends several weeks moving in and getting places in various positions around the town, allowing them to essentially gain control of the town so that they can get away with anything they want to and no one can stop them, unless they go outside of local law to get help. The FBI said the because few people thing to go over local police and contact the FBI, so this gang has been able to get into towns and stay for a decade or more before anyone outside the town, discovers what is going on. They said this is one of the things that make this particular gang so much more dangerous then most.

For a long time we thought these things were being done to just our family, but over the course of the FBI investigation, we discovered the Jim Thomas and crew had been harassing, terrorizing and vandalizing more then 40 different families in our town. In all more then 40 homes were burned to the ground or run over "accidentally" by bulldozers. The families hit the hardest by them, lived on WalNut Steet, Portland Ave, Ross Rd, and Cascade Rd - in every case, the family had a large plot of land with a small open field, where large groups of gang members set up tents and squatted.

The FBI told us, we (the people who had their tents on our yards, our land and other families around town as well) were lucky that we got them out in time, because the so called "squatters rights" law they were always quoting, said that if someone lived in a tent on your land for a certain amount of days (7,300 days in Maine - 20 years) then by law, that person becomes the new owner of the land and has the right to throw the real land owners off their land. The FBI told us that this was another thing this gang does, and that they go across America, stealing farms from people. In most states the days are much less (only 1,095 days - 3 years) and many people will battle with getting them off for too long and end up losing their land to the squatters. It is for this reason, that they do not stay just on one lot, but find several farms in the area to squat on, in case they get kicked of of one, they are still pretty gauruntted to take possession of at least a half-dozen farms. In most cases the owners are desperate to keep their land and the gang essentially blackmails them into paying huge amounts of money in order to get their land back.

When Jim Thomas and crew were run out of town, many people from multiple places (town hall, police department, library, public works, etc) went to jail or prison, and then the band of "gypsies" left the town, all of the renegade "town officials" disapeared with them without a trace. Most of them were never loacated and simply vanished, presumably they will resurface with new identities and do this same thing to some other small unsuspecting town elsewhere. The FBI said this was not the first time they had pulled a stunt like this, that they had done the same thing to 3 other towns out West and likely the only way to ever find them, would be to sit and wait for them to do it to yet another town and hope to catch them then.

The FBI told us that this was one of the best organized "gypsy crime bands" in America and their ability to get into local government jobs, and blend in with the town, was one of the things that made them so difficult to catch. In each town, they will completely change names and identifies, making them very hard to trace. The only way to know if they are in your town is if you see several mini "tent cities" begin showing up on farms within a 5 town radius, at the same time lots of copper pipes and large metal items begin to disappear off houses and yards, then check to see in any of those towns just hired a new town manager and several new police officers. In many cases, by the time anyone notices they are there, they will have already been in the town 5 or more years, and only start noticing them, when the squatting rights battles start up after they kick farmers off their farms, and by that time, they have already drained the town of millions in tax dollars, fund raisers, and tithing money, and will pull up stakes and abandon the town first sign of outside law looking into them, leaving the town crippled and nearly bankrupt.

For us, my family, the worst part of this gang, was that they were pretending to be "Gypsies". They were pretending to by us! They were pretending they were part of our clan! They were most certainly NOT Gypsies! We are Gypsies, and people like this gang of con artist criminals give our people a bad name when they attack a town while claiming to be "gypsies. The FBI said they suspected this particular gang were in actuality Irish Travellers, given their accents, their super pale complexions, that most of them were blonds or redheads, and the sheer numbers of them. The FBI said while other "gypsy" tribes move in smaller numbers, it is not unusual for Irish Travellers to move in packs of several hundred people, which was the case with this crime gang. They also said that Irish Travellers had a history of pulling off huge town wide scams that were very well organized. We were told that the majority of them live in vast mega sized mansions in the South, in a village that they took over years ago, and kicked out everyone not a Traveller, and that they use paving businesses to launder the millions in taxes, fund raisers, and tithing they steal from the towns they take over, meaning it's nearly impossible to connect the money they put into building these vast mansions, back to the towns they decimated.

The Atwaters are Scottish. This we know. But who are the H... and C... who travel with them? I don't know. They left leaveing no trace of their identity. The only reason I knew the Atwateers they travelled with, was because they were led by my grammy Eva's ex-husband and his sons. Unlike the Atwaters, they are mostly blue-eyed blonds and redheads, with very pale kin. It is clear from their pale washed out complexions that they are NOT Scottish. Not native Scotts who are darker skinned, black haired, and black eyed. Only the Celt who invaded Scotland have the fair complexions, fair eyes, and fair hair. Are (__) even their real names? H... is English. C... is French. And these people are very clearly Irish.

Atwater was a name made up by the Drakes. And Drake was not their real name either. Who the Atwaters really were before they took that name has long been forgotten. With the H... and C... travelling with the Atwaters, one can only assume, that are not their real names either. Stolen identities and fake ids are the hallmark of this group. It is how they get in and out of towns without notice. Stolen identities and fake IDs. There is no reason to think that H... or C... are their real last names.

Do You Read Banned Books?
Want To Read The First Ever Books Banned By The United States Government?

How We Gypsies
See The Americans
Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen
A Behind The Scenes Look Into The Everyday Life of
The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
by
EelKat Wendy C. Allen

Was One of The 27 Books Banned By The United States Government On January 4, 2016

It was forced to be unpublished
and removed from books stores
by a court order issued by
The Town Hall of The Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
A United States of America Government Orginization

The First Amendment to the United States Constitution prohibits the making of any law respecting an establishment of religion,

impeding the free exercise of religion,

abridging the freedom of speech,

infringing on the freedom of the press,

interfering with the right to peaceably assemble

or prohibiting the petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances.

It was adopted on December 15, 1791, as one of the ten amendments that constitute the Bill of Rights.

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“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse, and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.” 
― Desmond Tutu

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Bullies should never force you to  suffer in silence. If someone has hurt you, let others know.

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“I wonder if you realize: When you browbeat people who disagree with you into silence - because they don't want to be called hater, bigot, Hitler, whatever - their silence will create for you the illusion that you're winning. But it's just an illusion - an illusion you find so intoxicating that you're completely unprepared when the moment of truth comes . . . and you lose.” 

― Dan Calabrese

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“I would rather be a little nobody, then to be a evil somebody.” 

― Abraham Lincoln

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“If you're horrible to me, I'm going to write a song about it, and you won't like it. That's how I operate.” 

― Taylor Swift

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How We Gypsies 
See The Americans
Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen
A Behind The Scenes Look Into
The Everyday Life of 
The Scottish Gypsies of
Old Orchard Beach, Maine
by 
EelKat Wendy C. Allen

Banned from publication on Amazon, by a First Amendment violating, court order on January 4, 2016, by the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall, a branch of the United States government, How We Gypsies See The Americans, is now available to read online for free.

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Banned by the United States Government, January 4, 2016 for being "Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine."

State of Maine, Biddeford District Court:

Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574

Keeping in mind that the judge never read the book and I was never allowed to testify, as MOST of the court case was done via an "exparte order" without my knowledge to court case against me even existed until nearly a year after it started. The whole judgement being based off a murder I had no connection to, with residents of Old Orchard Beach, using as their "evidence" the phrase: "Remember Saco Shaw's all transsexuals are alike" and citing that transgender people are running around Maine killing people because there is a transvestite Necromancer in this book, their claim being that had the Quaraun series not been published the Saco Shaw's Murder would not have happened.

In the court documents, the Town of Old Orchard Beach claims that the Quaraun series is "autobiographical" because it is set in my hometown, and that because the main character, a 400 year old Elf named Quaraun, is a partly-castrated serial killing transvestite eunuch necromancer who suffers from schizophrenia, that I the straight, female author am QUOTE "a dangerous mentally unstable gay transsexual eunuch terrorist, who will kill us all" UNQUOTE.

Throughout the court papers they referenced quotes said by Quaraun (a fictional non-Human character in a fantasy novel) in this book claiming that they were quotes taken off my "About Me Page" of my website. (Thus why my About Me Page now includes my response to the court documents' allegations that I am gay, transsexual, or eunuch). Also interesting is the fact my primary accuser in these court documents (the man who drove a backhoe over my house in 2013) is also the same person who hacked my KBoards account & my website, placing his name all over both, while impersonating me online and pretending to be me throughout August to December 2015 (a time period when I was offline due to multiple surgeries & hospitalization after being beaten up by a man driving a 4-door white pick up truck). Also interestingly, is I never knew who owned the backhoe, and his name was unknown to me prior to receiving the sheriff's notice of my books being banned on January 4, 2016. Also interesting to note is in addition to owning the backhoe that drove over my house, he also owns a 4-door white pick-up truck.

Also interesting to note is that when I went to the Town Hall to ask the Town Manager & Town Counsel why they were filing these absolutely, ludicrously, ridiculous, transphobic, civil rights violating court papers to begin with, none of them were aware of the existence of the court case, and the man with the 4-door white pick up truck is now suspected (by the FBI who is investigating this "highly suspicious court case") of having filed the court case in the Town Hall's name using official USA government letterhead stolen from the Town Hall's Code Enforcement office. From 2014 to mid 2016 the court papers read "Town of Old Orchard Beach vs Wendy Christine Allen" The FBI started investigating the Town Hall June 2016. From June 2016 to October 2016 the court documents read {name removed & name removed} (name of backhoe owner & 4-5-8's sister) vs Wendy Christine Allen. Several forged documents have since been uncovered in this court case, that is now known to have been done by a local resident who not only impersonated me online, but also impersonated the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall in court.

While the man named in the documents CLAIMED to work for the town hall, calling himself "the board of zoning appeals", this has since been proven to be yet another impersonation on his part, and the only two ACTUAL government employees to ever appear in court were Old Orchard Beach CEO Dan Feeney and Old Orchard Beach Police Officer Will Watson, both of whom said they were there "on behalf of Town Manager Larry Mead as his representative". Larry Mead when questioned, denied having any knowledge of the court case at all and was shocked to discover that he himself was named in the docket as the person who filed the paperwork. Seven other Town Hall Government officials were also named as having collectively filed the paperwork with him, including my cousin; all of whom when questioned, had no knowledge there was a court case going on in their names, with them named as Plaintiffs. In court police officer Will Watson broke down on the testimony stand, claiming to be blackmailed into being there, stating that his "beloved mother-in-law" was in frail health and "they are threatening to kill her if I don't comply". If he is in fact being blackmailed and if so by who, as yet remains unknown.

And in spite of the hysterical rumours this man has been screaming all over town, there is no more evidence that the transsexual serial killer Connor MacCalister ever read my books or even knew of their existence, then there is that I am a 400 year old gay Elf wizard.

Also interesting to note is the first court papers were filed October 2014, 3 weeks after the mass market release of The Night of The Screaming Unicorn, and 1 week after the public unveiling on my latest art car The Transgender Awareness Tour Bus, and nearly a year BEFORE the Saco Shaw's murder which happened August 2015. Connor MacCalister's name was not added to the court papers until September 12, 2015, a full year AFTER the first court papers were filed.

The vandalism of my tour bus (it being filled with feces 3 feet deep) happened April 10, 2015, and the beheading of my cats happened May 2015, both happening BEFORE the August 2015 murder, in spite of the residents of Old Orchard Beach, claiming they did those things BECAUSE of the Saco Shaw's murder.

In the end 27 of my books were 

banned and unpublished 

BY A 1st Amendment violating COURT ORDER 

that was issued by

THE OLD ORCHARD BEACH TOWN HALL,

a United States Government Organization, 

making the Quaraun Series the FIRST and ONLY books in American history to ever be

BOOKS BANNED

BY THE

UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT

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Do you know who filled my motorhome with feces April 2015?

Do you know who cut my cats' heads off?

Do you know who it is Police Officer Will Watson claims is blackmailing him?

Do you know who stole the $3million in tax money from the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall bank accounts during all of this?

Do you know who built the bomb that blew up my house October 18, 2006?

Do you know who drove a backhoe over my next house on August 8, 2013?

Do you know who the driver of the 4-door white pick up tuck is, the one who beat me up, on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College, paralyzing me for 5 months, leaving me crippled for the rest of my life?

Do you know who is holding my 10 cats hostage, cutting off their heads, and returning them back one head at a time?

Do you know the identity of the hacker who hacked my Kboards & Twitter accounts, from a public access computer at the McAuthor Public Library in Biddeford, Maine, throughout 2015, also hacking my website and impersinating me while posting the name of the man in this court case all over the internet to make it look like I did it, even though I was offline and in the hospital dying at the time it happened?

Do you know who in the town hall is providing official government letterhead from the Code Enforcement Office, for this and other (yes, several others) fraudulent court cases filed by the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall against the LGBTQ citizens of our town?

If you know the answers to these questions or have any additional information about this case please contact the FBI agent in charge of the investigation:

Agent Andy Drewer

of the Portland FBI

@ 207-774-9322 

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Seeing How "The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach" Court Order Requires Me To Put This Notice In The Front Of The Novels,
I Assume It Also Requires I Put It In Front of Novel Excerpts Posted Online As Well, so, Here It Is... 
Enjoy The Stupidity That Is The
Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
Where I Am Deemed,
In Their Words:
"Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town of Old Orchard Beach"
Because I'm The Author of The Quaraun Series.

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INTRODUCTION TO THE SERIES

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane

(Added March 29, 2016)

by

EelKat Wendy Christine Allen

~o0o~

UPDATE: The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall has handed me a court order requiring I place a warning in my books, warning you that they have their heads stuck up their asses, I mean, warning you that this book was written by a non-white transgender author and contains non-white, LGBTQ characters, which the straight, white citizens of Old Orchard Beach find offensive because they never before took their heads out of their asses long enough to notice that there exist in this world non-white people and gay transgender men. The HORROR I have forced them to discover, when they took their heads out of their asses long enough to discover a non-white, transgender author has lived in their town since 1975!

As of January 4, 2016 ALL gay, transgender, and non-white authors, living in the white power, gay-hating town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine are now required to add a warning to the front of their books, warning readers that this book is a vile, evil, perversion of their senses because it contains non-white, minority, transgender, and or gay characters who by their very existence according to the white power, gay hating residents of the 99.9% white town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine do not deserve to live and should not be included as characters in books.

Because I am a vile, evil, non-white, transgender author who lives in Old Orchard Beach, Maine, I am now required by court order to place warning in my books, to warn readers that this book was written by a vile, evil, non-white, transgender author and there for may contain references to my vile, evil, non-white, transgender lifestyle, including to, shock, and horror, ACTUALLY CONTAIN

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Non-white characters

oh, my, my, my, how evil of me to consider writing a book with a person of colour in it. And even worse, is the fact that...wait for it...

I've gone so far as to allow gay transvestite characters to be in my books.

How shockingly evil of me to offend the citizens of Old Orchard Beach, by including gay and transgender characters in my book. I have forced them to have to discover the horror that there exists non-white people in our town, and worse, have made them suffer the horrors of learning that LGBTQ citizens have the right to live. How evil of me. To punish me for the publication of the book you are now reading, they filled my home with sewage 3 feet deep and cut the heads off of my cats, drove a backhoe over my house, then beat me up and left me paralyzed for 5 months, during which time they hacked my online accounts of Kboards, NaNoWriMo, Twitter and other places and impersonated me, posting lots of shitty crap to try to discredit me and destroy my reputation. If you are one of my long time readers and followers, you no dought saw what transpired on KBoards and NaNoWriMo (I did not see it and still do not know what happened, seeing how I was in the hospital dying, while the hacker was taking over my accounts online.)

18 months later I am out of the wheelchair, relearning to walk and still refusing to unpublish my evil books containing non-white gay men and so now they have gotten a court order demanding the warning you are now reading, be placed in this book, because the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall (the plaintiff named on the court order – YES – an actual United States Government Organization has issued this civil rights violating court order, in blatant disregard to federal laws) believes that non-whites and gays and transgender citizens are so evil that they QUOTE “ought to be shot in the head” UNQUOTE.

The book you are now holding contains non-white characters, of the same vile, evil non-white race as the non-white author who wrote this book and because I am not white and have chosen to include non-white characters in this book, I am now required by court order to warn my non-white readers that this book was written by evil, vile non-white me and contains evil, vile non-white characters that will offend your holier then though piece of shit white asses. There, I am now in compliance with the white power, gay hating town of Old Orchard Beach's, civil rights violating court order. White trash has now been warned that non-white trash exists in this book.

The book you are now holding contains LGBTQ characters, of the same vile, evil LGBTQ existence as the LGBTQ who wrote this book and because I am LGBTQ and have chosen to include LGBTQ characters in this book, I am now required by court order to warn my LGBTQ readers that this book was written by evil, vile LGBTQ me and contains evil, vile LGBTQ characters that will offend your holier then though piece of shit straight asses. There, I am now in compliance with the white power, gay hating town of Old Orchard Beach's, civil rights violating court order. Straight trash has now been warned that non-straight trash exists in this book.

If you have any questions regarding this court order which violates the civil rights of people of colour, minority races, and LGBTQ citizens, please head to the State of Maine, Biddeford District Court and ask for copies of

Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574 and CV-15-58/CV-15-59

the Alfred Superior Court Docket #CV-15-299

and the Portland Superior Law Court Docket #YOR-15-253

Additionally, you can find more information by going to the Old Orchard Beach Police Department and requesting copies of ALL police reports made in regards to 144, 146, and 146a Portland Avenue, from 2001 to 2016 (approximately 300 reports).

Note, that the court order includes 4 interesting facts:

1: It states that transgender people in Old Orchard Beach are not allowed to own cats; the Town Manager confiscated my cats on this basis (the judge granted this). 140 families in Old Orchard Beach had a grand total of more then 500 cats taken from them via this court order.  Many of those cats are being returned to their owners, one head nailed to their door at a time.

2: It states that transgender vehicles are not allowed in the town of Old Orchard Beach and specifically that The Transgender Awareness Tour Bus be removed from the "perimeters of the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach" (the judge denied this)

3: It states that transgender authors, not be allowed to publish books featuring transgender characters, and contains a list of books, deemed "Too gay for Old Orchard Beach" that the Town Hall requested be removed from publication. The judge ordered the removal and unpublication of 27 of my books, and that the rest have this warning placed in them.

4: That LGBTQ, non-white, non-Christians, and Muslims, not be allowed to set foot in Old Orchard Beach (with one motel owner in particular claiming his right to confiscate the homes, property, and business of some 140 families in Old Orchard Beach, by right of his desire to put condominiums on each of their properties. Interestingly, this is the same man who drove a backhoe over my house in 2013.) Part of this was passed, with the judge ordering LGBTQ families not allowed to set foot in their own homes (not rentals or apartments - houses they owned outright and owed no taxes or mortgages on, with 140 families be forced out of their homes on January 4, 2016. He dropped the request to confiscate homes of LGBTQ citizens when FBI Agent Andy Drewer Arrived to investigate him and the 5 businesses he owns, for his connection to the bomb that blew up my house in 2006.) Three court houses later a different judge overruled the first judge's civil rights violating order, with LGBTQ citizens being allowed to go home October 18, 2016, after 10 months of living in their cars.

Want to know the names, phone numbers, business locations, and home addresses of all the cat murdering, transphobic, gay-hating, white powered people who are trying to ban all LGBTQ and non-white citizens from Old Orchard Beach? Then go to those 3 court houses and request to get copies of all 700 pages of The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach Court Case of Old Orchard Beach vs Wendy Christine Allen. 

All names and contact information of all the white power, gay hating  town hall officials, police officers, public works workers, motels, businesses, motel owners, business owners, and the KKK's own lawyers, behind this introduction now required to being added to books containing gay or non-white characters can be found in those court orders and police reports, here after collectively known as “The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach Court Case” or #TooGayForOOB for short.

In those court dockets you will find more then 700 pages of utterly fascinating civil rights violating, animal abusing, hate crime glorifying, anti-gay, white power, transphobic lunacy. I highly recommend you get copies of those court dockets and see for yourself, the REALITY of how utterly insane the gay hating, white power mentality of Old Orchard Beach, really is. 

Or if you want to meet me at Staples, and are willing to pay however much it costs to have 700 pages of copies made, you can get copies made of my copy of the court order.

Happy reading.

Welcome to Maine, where love wins, everywhere, except in the white power, gay-hating town of Old Orchard Beach. TIP: If you are looking for a great fun summer family vacation spot this summer: avoid the transphobic, animal abusing, gay hating, white power town of Old Orchard Beach. This town is only family friendly, IF your family qualifies as a “real family” which to them means: you are white, Christian, and have no connections to LGBTQ people whatsoever. Save your hard earned money and DO NOT come to Old Orchard Beach this summer. Don't bother wasting your hard earned money on the transphobic, animal abusing, gay hating, white power trash that thinks it's okay to discriminate against people based on race, gender, religion, or colour.

There. Now I am in compliance with the court order and you, my dear reader have been warned that this book was written by evil, vile, perverted non-white, non-straight little old me and contains non-white, gay, transvestite characters. Can I ask: Have you EVER seen a book ANYWHERE that the author's town required the author to place a warning in the book, for ANY reason? Can anyone say RIDICULOUS? Yes, the town of Old Orchard Beach is being utterly ridiculous. I think they forgot that Old Orchard Beach is a town in America and not it's own country.

So, if you are a transphobic, gay-hating, white power person who is offended by the existence of transvestites, gays, non-Christians, people of colour, and other things that tick off white power mentalities, then you probably want to avoid these books.

For everybody else who isn't a white power, transphobic, gay-hating jerk with their head stuck up their own white, Christian ass: I hope you enjoy reading these books as much as I have enjoyed writing them. And for those of you who don't enjoy this sort of book, well, enjoy those knee-jerks, I'm told you guys should be expecting quite a few of them.

~EK

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This article was originally written on: March 20, 2017

This page last updated on: March 20, 2017

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