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How We Gypsies See The Americans

How We Gypsies See The Americans
Re-release of USA Government Banned Book
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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Do You Read Banned Books?
Want To Read The First Ever Books Banned By The United States Government?

How We Gypsies 
See The Americans
Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen
A Behind The Scenes Look Into The Everyday Life of 
The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
by 
EelKat Wendy C. Allen

Was One of The 27 Books
Banned By The United States Government
On January 4, 2016

It was forced to be unpublished
and removed from books stores
by a court order issued by
The Town Hall of The Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
A United States of America Government Orginization

Banned from publication on Amazon, by the United States Government, How We Gypsies See The Americans, is now available to read online for free.

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How We Gypsies See The Americans
Re-release of USA Government Banned Book
Page 1

Text copyright EelKat Wendy C. Allen 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014

The Twighlight Manor Universe, EelKat, and all related characters and elements are copyrighted to The Twighlight Manor Press & Wendy C. Allen. All rights reserved.

Published by The Twighlight Manor Press

Cover Art by EelKat Wendy C. Allen

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How We Gypsies  See The Americans

Memoirs of a Gypsy Queen

A Behind The Scenes Look Into The Everyday Life of 

The Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine

THE CULTURE & TRADITIONS OF THE SCOTTISH GYPSIES OF OLD ORCHARD BEACH, MAINE An Introduction To Scottish Gypsy Lifestyle: An interview with the Holy Woman/Matriarch of The Ricker Clan

WORD COUNT: 353,058 words

PAGE COUNT: 1,250 printed paperback pages

GENRE: Non-Fiction Autobiography

CONTENT WARNING! The book contains mature language and topics some parents may find inappropriate for children.

I hope you will enjoy reading these stories as much as I have enjoyed writing them for you.

~Many hugs & kisses From EelKat

~o0o~
INTRODUCTION

We are Gypsies NOT Roms NOT Travellers...

There are three different nomadic races of Scotland: The Travellers, The Gypsies, and The Romany.

The Scottish Travellers are white skinned Celtics who originated from Rome, Italy. Their religion is heavily Catholic. They may see Faeries as “fun to tell stories of” but they do not believe in them as real, not worship them as deity. They were woodworkers, tinsmiths, and sheep herders. They have no tradition of magic arts. They are very, very, very white often, nearly albino, with very thin and frail looking blond or red hair, and blue or green eyes.

The Scottish Gypsies originated from Persian Magi, and follow a religious tradition of magic arts and Fae worship. We wear fur robes and heavily embroidered silks and are known for our cloth, needlework, rugs, tapestries, robes, and magic arts. We wear bright red clothes, tall red hats and were called by the Celtics “Little People” because most of us are under 5’6” tall. The Irish called us Leprechauns because our people made fancy silk embroidered shoes. We have golden reddish-olive skin, resembling pale Native Americans. And very thick wavy dark reddish-brown to black hair, and dark green to dark brown eyes that look black from a distance.

The Romany Gypsies of Scotland aka the Scottish/Welsh Romanichals originated from India. They are known for their music and dances, and clothes of many colours. Their religious tradition is a blend of Hindu and Catholicism. They have a rich tradition of belly dancing and spicy foods. They have very dark skin of a deep golden brown colour, thick straight black hair, and brown black eyes.

My people, we are the Scottish Gypsies, descended from the Magi. We are in no way related to the Romany or the Travellers. We are the people the Celts referred to as “The Little People”. Our magic arts were feared by even the Romany and the Travellers, who like other races and cultures saw us Gypsies as “the children of Satan” due to our use of the magic arts.

For 500 years our family simply said they were Scottish and Native American and no one bothered us. Then Stephen King's film producers show up and want to use us and our cars in that movie they were doing, said King had based some story on our clan and wanted to film the movie on location. They were here maybe 5 hours, long enough to get shots of various streets, houses, landmarks, etc. They wanted us in our traditional clothes wandering around the amusement park, and they wanted us to drive our cars off the Saco turnpike exit 5 into Old Orchard Beach. They were really bossy and bitchy and mad because they wanted lots of fog, and King had told them our town was foggy, but they were here at the wrong time of the year for the fog, so they had to bring in fog machines and they were all mad about that. I think somebody in the clan got paid for letting them in here with their cameras. I don't know who, just know it wasn't me. And that was it. We never heard from them again, they disappeared as quickly as they came.

Then about 2 years later, the tourists started showing up in town. Tourists always show up in this town, but these tourists were different. They were wandering around town, business to business asking the same questions:

"Do you know where I can find The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, I want to see if they are really like they were in Thinner."

"Thinner is my favorite movie, I heard Stephen King say in an interview he used real live Gypsies in that movie, filmed it on location in their Gypsy camp, it's supposed to be around here somewhere, I know we are close because there's the ferris wheel, they say if you can find the ferris wheel you can find the Gypsy camp, it's walking distance, supposed to be around the corner here somewhere in a wooded area, you don't where it is do you, I want see them for myself."

Well, I shop at Potvin's Market and 7-11 and David's Sub Shop and Radley's Deli and all the other little small local shops and yeah they're all walking distance from our yard, yep there's the ferris wheel, you used to be able to see it from our yard, but the trees grew. I walk downtown pretty much every day on the warm days, drive my rhinestoned Volvo the rest of the time....and well, you know how I dress...didn't take long for tourists to pick me out of a crowd and say: "She looks like she could be one of thems Gypsies from that movie, let's ask her."

So now, every time I go downtown, me and my car get mobbed, and I'm bombarded with:

"Are you one of Stephen King's Gypsies?"

"Can I have your autograph?"

"This car wasn't in the movie was it?"

"One of you Gypsies is supposed to be an evil death spell casting witch, can we meet her?"

No! I never meet Stephen King, don't know Stephen King, as far as I know he wasn't around when the film people were here, if he was I never saw him. No I can't tell you if the book or movie portrays our people accurately as I have never read the books or seen the movie, I don't even know what it's about, they didn't tell us, we never saw a script, they just asked if they could film the area for a movie, they never told us what the movie was about, just that they wanted some real Gypsies in it. So, I'm sorry, but I can't answer any questions about King or Thinner as we were never told a thing and I never read the book or saw the movie. None of us were actors in the movie. None of us had speaking parts, and they were asked not to film anyone's faces, so if they did as requested, you shouldn't be able to identify any REAL Gypsy in that movie. We pretty much were not asked if we wanted to be in it, they just landed here and started filming.

And all the locals are standing around watching and listening to what these out-of-state tourists are saying and looking at me and the way I dress and looking at my car and putting two and two together and all of a sudden we got locals flipping out on us, because suddenly it hits them: "Oh my god! They're Gypsies! We got real live Gypsies living in this town! We can't have that, this is the most white town of all towns in our 99.9% white state!"

And so while tourists are going all piss-pants excited loving the fact that they met a real live Gypsy and "THEY'RE REAL! OH MY GOD! THEY'RE REAL! GYPSIES ARE REAL! THEY AREN'T A MYTH AFTER ALL!! SQUEEEEEEE! HONEY GET A PICTURE!" the locals are shooting at us, throwing rocks, building bombs, dumping garbage on our land, and over all making our lives a living hell.

And that is why I'm writing this book, and very much breaking the Gypsy code of silence about who we are. Because in the past decade I have seen both sides of the stereotype extreme: half the planet thinks we Gypsies are mythical creatures like Unicorns and the other half wants us dead, for I don't know why! Everybody who comes up in here is ready to piss their pants in amazement or ready to blow our heads off! There's no in between with these people and it's all because of stupid idiotic stereotypes.

The "term" gypsy is a racial slur. Not against us mind you. White men use it as a racial slur against anyone they don't like, for any reason at all. Not a one of them has a clue what the word gypsy even means. Ask 20 white me what the word Gypsy means and you'll get 20 different answers.

"Gypsy means someone who moves around a lot"

"A Gypsy is a mythical race in Dungeons and Dragons, they are like witches only more powerful"

"Gypsy means thief"

"Gypsy means dirty whore"

"Gypsy means a person with psychic powers who tells fortunes and predicts the future"

"Anyone who lives in a trailer is a gypsy"

"Gypsy is a criminal subculture of the Roma"

"A Gypsy is someone who kidnaps babies"

"Gypsy means a nomadic tribe, Roma and Irish Travellers are a type of Gypsy"

Which of the above is true? None of them. Not a single one.

I think one of the primary problems with explaining Gypsies to people, is that few people are aware that Gypsy is a very specific and distinct RACE. Not an ethnicity. Not a culture. Not an adjective. But a RACE.

A race is genetically transmitted physical characteristics. Gypsies, REAL Gypsies are a critically endangered indigenous race of human beings, with fewer then 2,000 confirmed to be alive today and anthropologists suspect there may be as many as 3,000 currently alive. They are a NATIVE RACE in serious danger of extinction and suspected to be the last surviving Picts, HOWEVER by their own oral traditions, they have passed down stories stating that they are NOT Celtic, that they were invaded by the Celts, which is why they are known as "The Indigenous Highlanders of Scotland" rather then "Scottish".

The Gypsies have very distinct physical features: olive gold skin, dark eyes and hair, high cheekbones, round faces, and large noses and look vastly different from Celtic Scotsmen. Unlike the much darker skinned Indian Romany who are typically very slender, or the much paler skinned, fair haired Celtic Travellers who also often rather slim, the Gypsies are often plump or chubby, some are even quite fat. While a few clans of Gypsies are tall, most Gypsies are VERY short, many under 5' tall. Most Gypsy woman are 5'1" to 5'4" while most Gypsy men are 5'4" to 5'9". They closely resemble small, plump, pale Native Americans with big bushy beards.

There are three different nomadic races of Scotland: The Travellers, The Gypsies, and the Romany.

The Scottish Travellers are white skinned Celtics who originated from Rome, Italy. Their religion is heavily Catholic. They may see Faeries as “fun to tell stories of” but they do not believe in them as real, not worship them as deity. They were woodworkers, tinsmiths, and sheep herders. They have no tradition of magic arts. They are very, very, very white often, nearly albino, with very thin and frail looking blond or red hair, and blue or green eyes.

The Scottish Gypsies originated from Persian Magi, and follow a religious tradition of magic arts and Fae worship. We wear fur robes and heavily embroidered silks and are known for our cloth, needlework, rugs, tapestries, robes, and magic arts. We wear bright red clothes, tall red hats and were called by the Celtics “Little People” because most of us are under 5’6” tall. The Irish called us Leprechauns because our people made fancy silk embroidered shoes. We have golden reddish-olive skin, resembling pale Native Americans. And very thick wavy dark reddish-brown to black hair, and dark green to dark brown eyes that look black from a distance.

The Romany Gypsies of Scotland aka the Scottish/Welsh Romanichals originated from India. They are known for their music and dances, and clothes of many colours. Their religious tradition is a blend of Hindu and Catholicism. They have a rich tradition of belly dancing and spicy foods. They have very dark skin of a deep golden brown colour, thick straight black hair, and brown black eyes.

My people, we are the Scottish Gypsies, descended from the Magi. We are in no way related to the Romany or the Travellers. We are the people the Celts referred to as “The Little People”. Or magic arts were feared by even the Romany and the Travellers, who lie other races and cultures saw us Gypsies as “the children of Satan” due to our use of the magic arts.

Gypsy is NOT an adjective. It does not mean some one who travels. The Gypsies were a settled race of farmers, who were driven off their lands in the Highlands of Scotland. They fled to the safety of Egypt, where they were renamed the Gypsies "the people who live with the Egyptians". In the 1500s several of their clans were forced onto ships and dumped/abandoned/marooned in what is now Nova Scotia and Maine. They survived by living with the American Indians and interbreeding with them.

The Gypsies have a distinctive religion belief system based around "The Little People". Gypsies believe in the existence of Leprechauns, FarDarrigs, Phookas, RedCaps, Pixies, GhullieDhu, and thousands of other dark and dangerous creatures of Fae, known collectively as the Faeries. Every move a Gypsy makes, every breath they take, every word they speak is done in great fear and reverence of the Little People, whom they believe they have a blood-link to. Many Gypsies see themselves as only half-human, believing themselves to be descendants of the Leprechauns. For this reason Gypsies often wear heavily embroidered, outlandishly decorated, red clothes decorated in gold bling (by ancient tradition Leprechauns wore red NOT green). They worship a creature known as The FarDarrig, a vampire Leprechaun feared in heaven, earth, and hell and has power over both angels and demons.

It is probably important to note that what white men call a "leprechaun" and what Gypsies call a Leprechaun are two very, very, very different things. Leprechauns are powerful Trickster Faeries who bathe in Human blood, always dressed in long red robes and leather coats. They are similar in size to Humans, only very slightly smaller, usually between 5'1" and 5'6". They do not wear green, they do not hoard gold, they are not tiny in size, they do not grant wishes, they have no connection to good luck or rainbows what-so-ever. All those things are modern white men's interpretations and mockery of an ancient religion.

Some speculate that, The Gypsies, this elusive race of small chubby people who dress strangely, keep to themselves, chant wild curses when sighted by non-clan members, and flee at the sight of white men, are in fact the "Little People" of Celtic legends, themselves. For 500 years this clan of Gypsies has hidden themselves away in a small New England town, now known as Old Orchard Beach, where they remained hidden, until their discovery by Stephen King, who used them as the inspiration for his book Thinner, and its movie which was filmed on location in Maine, suddenly bringing them into the public eye of curiosity seeking tourists, and hate mongering white supremacists, who in the early 2000s invaded their camp, burned down their home and turned this peaceful tribe's lives upside down...

The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach are fed up with being harassed by white locals and have asked me to tell their side of the decade long hate crimes against their people. This is the story behind the house at 144 Portland Ave that was burned down by a grease fryer bomb on October 18, 2006. This is the same book which tells the story behind the KBoards incident and why I deleted all my How-To articles off the internet…

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Hamsa
Eye of The Grigoi
Eye of the Watchers
Eye of God
Hand of God
Eye of Protection
Evil Eye
Gypsy Curse

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Hamsa
Eye of The Grigoi
Eye of the Watchers
Eye of God
Hand of God
Eye of Protection
Evil Eye
Gypsy Curse
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Seeing How "The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach" Court Order Requires Me To Put This Notice In The Front Of The Novels,
I Assume It Also Requires I Put It In Front of Novel Excerpts Posted Online As Well, so, Here It Is... 
Enjoy The Stupidity That Is The
Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine,
Where I Am Deemed,
In Their Words:
"Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town of Old Orchard Beach"
Because I'm The Author of The Quaraun Series.

INTRODUCTION TO THE SERIES

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane

(Added March 29, 2016)

by

EelKat Wendy Christine Allen

~o0o~

UPDATE: The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall has handed me a court order requiring I place a warning in my books, warning you that they have their heads stuck up their asses, I mean, warning you that this book was written by a non-white transgender author and contains non-white, LGBTQ characters, which the straight, white citizens of Old Orchard Beach find offensive because they never before took their heads out of their asses long enough to notice that there exist in this world non-white people and gay transgender men. The HORROR I have forced them to discover, when they took their heads out of their asses long enough to discover a non-white, transgender author has lived in their town since 1975!

As of January 4, 2016 ALL gay, transgender, and non-white authors, living in the white power, gay-hating town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine are now required to add a warning to the front of their books, warning readers that this book is a vile, evil, perversion of their senses because it contains non-white, minority, transgender, and or gay characters who by their very existence according to the white power, gay hating residents of the 99.9% white town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine do not deserve to live and should not be included as characters in books.

Because I am a vile, evil, non-white, transgender author who lives in Old Orchard Beach, Maine, I am now required by court order to place warning in my books, to warn readers that this book was written by a vile, evil, non-white, transgender author and there for may contain references to my vile, evil, non-white, transgender lifestyle, including to, shock, and horror, ACTUALLY CONTAIN

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Non-white characters

oh, my, my, my, how evil of me to consider writing a book with a person of colour in it. And even worse, is the fact that...wait for it...

I've gone so far as to allow gay transvestite characters to be in my books.

How shockingly evil of me to offend the citizens of Old Orchard Beach, by including gay and transgender characters in my book. I have forced them to have to discover the horror that there exists non-white people in our town, and worse, have made them suffer the horrors of learning that LGBTQ citizens have the right to live. How evil of me. To punish me for the publication of the book you are now reading, they filled my home with sewage 3 feet deep and cut the heads off of my cats, drove a backhoe over my house, then beat me up and left me paralyzed for 5 months, during which time they hacked my online accounts of Kboards, NaNoWriMo, Twitter and other places and impersonated me, posting lots of shitty crap to try to discredit me and destroy my reputation. If you are one of my long time readers and followers, you no dought saw what transpired on KBoards and NaNoWriMo (I did not see it and still do not know what happened, seeing how I was in the hospital dying, while the hacker was taking over my accounts online.)

18 months later I am out of the wheelchair, relearning to walk and still refusing to unpublish my evil books containing non-white gay men and so now they have gotten a court order demanding the warning you are now reading, be placed in this book, because the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall (the plaintiff named on the court order – YES – an actual United States Government Organization has issued this civil rights violating court order, in blatant disregard to federal laws) believes that non-whites and gays and transgender citizens are so evil that they QUOTE “ought to be shot in the head” UNQUOTE.

The book you are now holding contains non-white characters, of the same vile, evil non-white race as the non-white author who wrote this book and because I am not white and have chosen to include non-white characters in this book, I am now required by court order to warn my non-white readers that this book was written by evil, vile non-white me and contains evil, vile non-white characters that will offend your holier then though piece of shit white asses. There, I am now in compliance with the white power, gay hating town of Old Orchard Beach's, civil rights violating court order. White trash has now been warned that non-white trash exists in this book.

The book you are now holding contains LGBTQ characters, of the same vile, evil LGBTQ existence as the LGBTQ who wrote this book and because I am LGBTQ and have chosen to include LGBTQ characters in this book, I am now required by court order to warn my LGBTQ readers that this book was written by evil, vile LGBTQ me and contains evil, vile LGBTQ characters that will offend your holier then though piece of shit straight asses. There, I am now in compliance with the white power, gay hating town of Old Orchard Beach's, civil rights violating court order. Straight trash has now been warned that non-straight trash exists in this book.

If you have any questions regarding this court order which violates the civil rights of people of colour, minority races, and LGBTQ citizens, please head to the State of Maine, Biddeford District Court and ask for copies of

Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574 and CV-15-58/CV-15-59

the Alfred Superior Court Docket #CV-15-299

and the Portland Superior Law Court Docket #YOR-15-253

Additionally, you can find more information by going to the Old Orchard Beach Police Department and requesting copies of ALL police reports made in regards to 144, 146, and 146a Portland Avenue, from 2001 to 2016 (approximately 300 reports).

Note, that the court order includes 4 interesting facts:

1: It states that transgender people in Old Orchard Beach are not allowed to own cats; the Town Manager confiscated my cats on this basis (the judge granted this). 140 families in Old Orchard Beach had a grand total of more then 500 cats taken from them via this court order.  Many of those cats are being returned to their owners, one head nailed to their door at a time.

2: It states that transgender vehicles are not allowed in the town of Old Orchard Beach and specifically that The Transgender Awareness Tour Bus be removed from the "perimeters of the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach" (the judge denied this)

3: It states that transgender authors, not be allowed to publish books featuring transgender characters, and contains a list of books, deemed "Too gay for Old Orchard Beach" that the Town Hall requested be removed from publication. The judge ordered the removal and unpublication of 27 of my books, and that the rest have this warning placed in them.

4: That LGBTQ, non-white, non-Christians, and Muslims, not be allowed to set foot in Old Orchard Beach (with one motel owner in particular claiming his right to confiscate the homes, property, and business of some 140 families in Old Orchard Beach, by right of his desire to put condominiums on each of their properties. Interestingly, this is the same man who drove a backhoe over my house in 2013.) Part of this was passed, with the judge ordering LGBTQ families not allowed to set foot in their own homes (not rentals or apartments - houses they owned outright and owed no taxes or mortgages on, with 140 families be forced out of their homes on January 4, 2016. He dropped the request to confiscate homes of LGBTQ citizens when FBI Agent Andy Drewer Arrived to investigate him and the 5 businesses he owns, for his connection to the bomb that blew up my house in 2006.) Three court houses later a different judge overruled the first judge's civil rights violating order, with LGBTQ citizens being allowed to go home October 18, 2016, after 10 months of living in their cars.

Want to know the names, phone numbers, business locations, and home addresses of all the cat murdering, transphobic, gay-hating, white powered people who are trying to ban all LGBTQ and non-white citizens from Old Orchard Beach? Then go to those 3 court houses and request to get copies of all 700 pages of The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach Court Case of Old Orchard Beach vs Wendy Christine Allen. 

All names and contact information of all the white power, gay hating  town hall officials, police officers, public works workers, motels, businesses, motel owners, business owners, and the KKK's own lawyers, behind this introduction now required to being added to books containing gay or non-white characters can be found in those court orders and police reports, here after collectively known as “The Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach Court Case” or #TooGayForOOB for short.

In those court dockets you will find more then 700 pages of utterly fascinating civil rights violating, animal abusing, hate crime glorifying, anti-gay, white power, transphobic lunacy. I highly recommend you get copies of those court dockets and see for yourself, the REALITY of how utterly insane the gay hating, white power mentality of Old Orchard Beach, really is. 

Or if you want to meet me at Staples, and are willing to pay however much it costs to have 700 pages of copies made, you can get copies made of my copy of the court order.

Happy reading.

Welcome to Maine, where love wins, everywhere, except in the white power, gay-hating town of Old Orchard Beach. TIP: If you are looking for a great fun summer family vacation spot this summer: avoid the transphobic, animal abusing, gay hating, white power town of Old Orchard Beach. This town is only family friendly, IF your family qualifies as a “real family” which to them means: you are white, Christian, and have no connections to LGBTQ people whatsoever. Save your hard earned money and DO NOT come to Old Orchard Beach this summer. Don't bother wasting your hard earned money on the transphobic, animal abusing, gay hating, white power trash that thinks it's okay to discriminate against people based on race, gender, religion, or colour.

There. Now I am in compliance with the court order and you, my dear reader have been warned that this book was written by evil, vile, perverted non-white, non-straight little old me and contains non-white, gay, transvestite characters. Can I ask: Have you EVER seen a book ANYWHERE that the author's town required the author to place a warning in the book, for ANY reason? Can anyone say RIDICULOUS? Yes, the town of Old Orchard Beach is being utterly ridiculous. I think they forgot that Old Orchard Beach is a town in America and not it's own country.

So, if you are a transphobic, gay-hating, white power person who is offended by the existence of transvestites, gays, non-Christians, people of colour, and other things that tick off white power mentalities, then you probably want to avoid these books.

For everybody else who isn't a white power, transphobic, gay-hating jerk with their head stuck up their own white, Christian ass: I hope you enjoy reading these books as much as I have enjoyed writing them. And for those of you who don't enjoy this sort of book, well, enjoy those knee-jerks, I'm told you guys should be expecting quite a few of them.

~EK

End of introduction.

Hamsa
Eye of The Grigoi
Eye of the Watchers
Eye of God
Hand of God
Eye of Protection
Evil Eye
Gypsy Curse
Art Images Provided By Amazon

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This article was originally written on: March 20, 2017

This page last updated on: March 20, 2017