EelKat Wendy C Allen - zdark Fantasy Author


2018 April/May/June Update:

As you know, most of the year I publish 2 to 3 articles a day.

However, every year during convention season, I take a break from that to go full swing CosPlay.

From early April 2018 to late June 2018, article posting schedule will be sporadic, while CosPlay Season and Convention events are going full swing.

During this time period, you can expect most, possible all new articles to be focused on costume making, CosPlay, and the characters I'm CosPlaying.

UPDATE: It's now divided into 7 pages. The primary page "Meet Avallach" is now over 20,000 words long. At this rate, it'll cross 60,000 long before the costume is finished, and that's not including the other 5 pages. The primary page has now crossed 60,000 89,000 words and counting, the whole set of Avallac'h pages are now more than 200,000 words long, and more then 500 pictures of Avallac'h and his friends have now been uploaded on these pages, plus there are now 400+ hour-long videos f the costume making process as we record live, every second of this insanely elaborate, over the top CosPlay project.

As of May 19, just 29 days to PortCon we are embroidering his blue coat in a countdown against the clock to finish in time for the event, while we pray that The Dazzling Razzberry will be re-weilded back together and drivable in time for PortCon, after it's recent vandalism by Old Orchard Beach's ever growing Ku Klux Klan problem.

There will still be daily updates, but the BULK of the daily updates will be limited to the pages linked here:

  1. The Avallac'h CosPlay: Who is Avallac'h?
  2. Obsession: Meet Avallac'h
  3. [NSFW] Avallac'h & His Nude Women | Witcher 3 Game Screenshots
  4. Historical Accuracy vs Avallac'h (to go live later this summer)
  5. The Avallac'h CosPlay Costume Making Vlogs (will go live AFTER finishing the costume)
  6. How To Make The Avallac'h CosPlay (will go live AFTER PortCon)
  7. How Much Did It Cost? ($800+ will run to around $3,000) Budgeting The Avallac'h CosPlay (eing written as the costume is being made, will go live after completion of the costume)
  8. Why do children CosPlay rapists & rape victims? & WHY Avallac'h is a M18+ character. 
  9. PortConMaine 2018
  10. On Being a Handicapped CosPlayer: A Look At Events of PortConMaine 2017 That Resulted In 3 Disabled CosPlayers Getting hurt at The Convention and How These Things Could Have Been Avoided


After PortCon Update:

PortCon 2018 is over... but the making of the Avallac'h CosPlay is not. It is not possible to make a costume as detailed as I'm making in fewer then 400 hours, and only 129 hours went into the simplified first run version you saw at PortCon'18. The complete version will not be seen until PortCon'19

If you want to see this costume in person and watch it's progression onward as I continue to expand it... I'll be wearing it at the monthly Maine Association of CosPlay Enthusiasts (M.A.C.E.) events, throughout 2018 and 2019, you are welcome to join us. The list of current events can be found here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/293470827423558/events/ This list is updated monthly, so be sure to check back often to find all the dates, locations, and details of events.


Emergency Readings
and why I don't do them




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Help! I have an emergency. I need help fast. Will your reading tell me what i should do?

No.

I do not take "Emergency Cases". If you have an emergency, then you need the police, an ambulance, a lawyer, a suicide help hotline, or someone else trained in dealing with emergencies.

You need to understand that a card reader is simply a person who looks for messages in the cards. A card reader can only handle cases that can easily be answered via messages in cards. If you are coming to a card reader seeking help during an emergency, then you will not benefit from the reading.

Why? 

Because a card reader is not a psychic or a mind reader. A card reader, simply reads cards. The cards are picked by YOUR spirit guides. Your spirit guides pick the cards by honing in on your energy and selecting cards that match the energy you are giving off at the time of the reading.

In order to get the best (most accurate) reading from your cards, you must be calm and relaxed. If you are stressed, upset, angry, depressed, or frightened it is going to change the results of your reading. The more emotional your state of being is during the reading, the less accurate the reading will be.

During an emergency situation, you are going to be highly agitated and your spirit guides are going to be focused on trying to calm you down. They will send messages to sooth and relax you for the time being, and not necessarily messages that pertain to the question at hand.

Remember, your spirit guides love you very deeply and when you are scared or angry or hurt, they become very upset with you and will do everything they can to calm and comfort you. YOU are your spirit guide's #1 top priority. YOU, not your case, not your question, nothing, just YOU. When you are highly agitated, your guides are not going to focus on answering your question about the case, because they are too busy focusing on how they can best comfort you and help you to become calm and relaxed again.

Now this is not to say you should not get a reading done during a crisis. It just means that the focus of your reading should be not on the crisis itself, but rather on you.

Instead of asking: "Can you help me with this?" you should be asking: "What message do my spirit guides most want me to hear right now?" Or: "How can I become more relaxed so that I will be better able to deal with this situation?"

Once you have calmed yourself, then you can go back to your reader for a reading on the situation, but not today and not tomorrow. Rest. Wait. Give it a week to settle in your system first before you ask for help.

But then, be mindful of how you ask for help. Remember, YOU are in control of your life. Only you can make decisions. Not a psychic, not a reader, not your spirit guides, not Angels: ONLY YOU have the power to make decisions for yourself. Never forget that.

Now, this may sound silly to some people, but a common "emergency" for people to seek out a reader for is this one:

"I was at a bar last night and I met someone. I think he's the ONE. You know, my soul mate. Problem is, I'm married. Should I get divorced and head out with this guy instead? You got to tell me right away. I need to know right now."

If you are asking: "how the Hell is that an emergency?" yep, I agree with you. Anyone who thinks something like that is an emergency has too many silver spoons up their ass and has never had to survive a burning building or a life threatening illness, but that besides the point. This situation is the single #1 most requested reason for a so called "emergency reading". Every reader gets hundreds of "Help I meet somebody should I get divorced" emergency reading requests every year. Readers who specialize in love cases may get a dozen or more "emergency requests" each and every week.

This kind of questions indicates either a weak willing undecided person who can not take responsibility for their own actions and seeks someone else to choose for them so they can lay the blame elsewhere if things go wrong or resigned attitude seeking validation, simply looking for someone to agree with them that their husband is a piece of shit.Either way, this client is a bad egg waiting to be tossed out of the reader's contact list and forgotten.

Why?

Well, think about it. How would YOU like it if a random stranger walked up to you and asked you to decide if they should get divorced? To get rid of the creep, you say "Yes, you should" and then run. A few years later that same creep, returns to you life, this time giving you hell, because you gave them bum advice when you told them to get divorced, because this new jerk of a husband is worse then their old jerk of a husband and is ALL YOUR FAULT! Next thing you know they are waving a gun in your face and screaming you better fix this or else. You are scratching your head and try to remember who this person is or when you told them to get divorce, and suddenly you remember that creepy day from years ago.

Or, a random stranger walked up to you and asked you to decide if they should get divorced? To get rid of the creep, you say "Yes, you should" and then run. A few days later that same creep, returns to drag you to court as a witness in their divorce case, telling her husband and the court that she MUST get a divorce, because YOU TOLD HER TOO and therefore it's all your fault. Next thing you know her ex-husband is stalking you and threatening to kill you for breaking up his marriage.

Okay, now can you see why psychics and readers (reputable ones) do not get involved in situations where they have to make decisions for you?

Remember: a psychic and/or reader cannot make any decisions for you and thus cannot give you direct answer like:

“Of course you should get a divorce!” 

“Of course you should quit your job” 

“Of course you should fly to France!” 

If you have sought out a reader, simply to validate your decision making, you have gone to a reader for the wrong reasons.

Now, another thing to keep in mind here, is that Angels WILL NOT break up a marriage, and if you go to an Angel reader with questions about divorce, you are going to get results that ALWAYS advise you on how to save your marriage. This is because Angels work with a very specific set of rules and regulations governing what they can and can not do, and Angels see marriage and family as very sacred. What God has brought together, let no one put asunder. Angels will not cross that line. If you are thinking about divorce, the best thing you can do, is instead of calling a psychic or getting a reading, take that money and go on a second honeymoon. Spend a week alone with your spouse on an isolated beach and remember why you married in the first place.







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