November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

NEVER FORGET:

My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!


FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!



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What kinds of readings do you perform?

Card Readings

Crystal Scrying.

Shell Divination.

Spirit Boards (Ouija).

Pendulum Readings.

I do others, including automatic writing, seances, and vision questing, but not as often.

NOTE: I do NOT read Tarot cards. I have never had lessons in Tarot reading and don't know how to perform Tarot deck readings, sorry. It's the single most frequently asked question I get from people. I use oracle cards. While I have dozens of card decks, I specifically do nearly ALL of my readings with one of the following six decks:

The Faerie Deck

The Mermaid Deck

The Unicorn Deck

The Angel Guidance Deck

The Angel Messages Deck

The ArchAngel Deck







What types of readings do you not do?

There is a lot of Hoodoo work I don't do for one reason or another, usually because I'm not trained in that discipline.

I know this may be hard for you to understand, but there's no way around it: if I am not trained to do a thing, I simply can not do it.

Sorry, but just because I know how to read Angel Cards doesn't mean I know how to read Tarot cards. Please don't order an Angel Card Reading from me and add a message asking: "I know this listing is for Angel Cards, but could you give me a Tarot reading instead?" (yes, people do do this.) No, no, i can not give you a tarot reading. Why? well, for one thing I do not own a single Tarot deck. For another thing it takes years to learn to read Tarot cards and I've never even seen a Tarot card and don't know the first thing about them. Maybe someday I'll take lessons, but until that day, I'm sorry, I simply do not know how to read Tarot cards and can not offer a service for something I don't know how to do.

There are thousands of methods of divination out there and just because a person is trained in one method, does not mean they are trained in any other method. 

Yes, I have studied a wide variety of divination methods and offer services in those areas. 

No, I am not a jack-of-all trades trained in every area of divination and spell work. There are a lot of disciplines I have no training in and simply can not offer services for.

Those things include the following:

Astrology

Astromancy

Break-Up (A Couple/Marriage) Spells

Ceromancy

Cheiromancy

Chirology

Coffee Ground Reading

Doodlebugging

Dowsing

Gematria

Geomancy

Face Reading

Fortune Telling

Hand Analysis

Hand-Reading

Horoscopes

I Ching

Lottery Numbers

Lucky Numbers

Notarikon

Numerology

Palmistry

Palm-Reading

Phrenology

Physiognomancy

Predicting The Future

Psychic Cup Reading

Psychic Prediction 

Psychic Readings

Tarot Readings

Tasseomancy

Tea Leaf Reading

Telepathic Suggestion

Water Witching

Wax Reading

Zodiac Charts







Are there any areas (love, money, gambling, success, etc) in which you will not work?

Yes. Several.

I do not consider ANY work which involves breaking up a couple (married or not married).

I do not do any work to bring about divorce.

I do not do any work involving gambling or lotteries, unless it is to help stop a gambling or lottery addiction.

I do not do psychic work (predicting future events.)

I do not do death spells or harmful work (except on very rare occasions for victims of extreme violance, such as in the case of murder, attempted murder, stalking, kidnapping, rape, or violent hate crimes.)







Which of the reading styles you use are most popular with your clients?

Card Readings are by far the most popular/most requested type of reading. 

The ArchAngel Deck is the most requested deck.

The most popular spreads are the 3, 5, and 7 card spreads involving love, relationships, life purpose, and luck.

Spirit Board (OuiJa) Readings done with a combination of crystal scrying are the second most popular/most requested type of readings.

Oddly, I keep getting requests for things I don't do as well. The two most common requests for things I don't do are Tarot Readings and "Tell Me What you See" 

It doesn't matter how many times I say in my listings or on my site or elsewhere, that I do not read Tarot cards, it still does stop people from sending me messages saying: "I saw you had a listing for Angel Card readings and wondered if you could give me a reading with Tarot Cards instead?" Nope. No. I can not. I do not own a Tarot deck. I've never even seen a Tarot card. I don't know what they look like, I'm not sure I'd know one if I saw one.

And because of my race (I am a Gypsy) I'm daily bombarded (every single day - no less then 3 encounters a day) with locals rushing up to me and blurting out: "I heard you were a Gypsy? are you a good Gypsy or a bad Gypsy?"

ME: Good Gypsy or bad Gypsy? What? What are you talking about?

"I need you to look into my head and tell me what you see...." followed by long life history sob story of boo-hoo and woe is me, ending an hour later with: "so are you a good Gypsy or a bad Gypsy? What should I do about this. Tell me what you see."

ME: Gypsy is a race, like French or Chinese or African American. A Gypsy can be good or bad just like any other person of any other race. 

"No. No, Gypsies aren't a race..."

ME: I'm a Gypsy, I ought to know.

"No, Gypsies are a type of witch, like Wiccans and warlocks and..."

ME: Honey, you been watching too many fru-fru movies. Gypsy is a race and has NOTHING to do with career, lifestyle, mode of travel or anything else. Being a Gypsy is determined by your DNA, not what you do.

More Info

About Me

FAQs

About Laughing Gnome Hollow

About The Church of The Holy Rhinestone

Prices & Scheduling

Complete Listing of Spells, Curses, and other Hoodoo 

Card Reading

Necromancy

Disclaimers, Code of ethics, and all That Other legal Stuff I'm Required To Tell You

Basic Layman's Version: Disclaimers

Basic Layman's Version: Code of Ethics

Full Text Version (70,000 words long - 150+ pages-, written by help of a lawyer and contains lots of words and phrases the average lay person can not understand.)

More answers to frequently asked questions

There are 700+ more questions sent to me by readers, answered on this site. Most of the pages are not indexed yet, but I'm working on that between other stuff, so eventually the index will be finished. 

The Index of FAQs













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What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!

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By EelKat Wendy C Allen




Eye of the GrigoriIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.
tent2.JPGIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.
eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.
home again the return of the goldeneagle dodge 330If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.
volvo-art-car-eelkat-Dazzling-Razzbury-3-artist-wendy-c-allen-painting3.pngIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.

~EelKat


If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322