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Who is Avallac'h? This is Avallac'h (Note, this character comes from an "adult entertainment" video game Witcher 3 Wild Hunt, that features drug use, drinking, nudity, grizzly-gory violence, rape, physical and sexual abuse of women, and a lot of on screen sex. You must be 18 or older to buy the game. Assume all videos and pages featuring Avallac'h are NSFW. Avallac'h is an evil psionic Elf sorcerer. This guy's excessively violent, a major pervert, a drug addict, kidnapper, murderer, rapist, a sadistic abusive womanizer, and a viciously violent radical religion crazed extremist. You've been warned.)
FAQs: Yes, you can take pictures. You don't have to ask to take pictures of the car, but please ask first before taking pictures of me.
IMPORTANT NOTE: PortCon is the ONLY convention I will be at in 2018! I will be at several small scale events at libraries, etc, throughout Maine, but PortCon is the ONLY convention.
I have been CosPlaying since 1987, 2018 is my 31st year as a CosPlayer. In that time I've done 200+ costumes and usually am seen at as many as 12 events each summer. I know, you usually expect to see me at lots of events throughout the year, however, I've been doing this for 31 years now, and both my age and my health are preventing me from being very active of late.
I have arthritis, hip dysplasia, Parkinson's Disease, Autism (Kanner's Syndrome), PTSD, have 3 ruptured discs in my spine, am blind in one eye and fast going blind in my other eye, am deaf in one ear and can not hear well in the other, and since being attacked by a stalker who left me paralyzed for 5 months and 18 months relearning to walk, I'm now on a cane. My health is not good of late and I am no longer able to make full season of event runs. While I have no plans to retire from CosPlaying, I will be doing far fewer events than you saw me doing in the past.
Since 2013, I've only CosPlayed disabled/crippled characters who use a cane or staff to walk, thus allowing me to incorporate my cane into the CosPlay. That is the case this year. The character Avallac'h is both elderly and crippled and that is why I picked him to CosPlay. The Avallac'h CosPlay includes a staff, which will be replacing my cane.
PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE STAFF! It is NOT a prop! This is an ACTUAL MEDICAL GRADE staff that I have had custom made for this costume.
I know people like to touch my extremely elaborate, over the top CosPlays, but please be aware, I am EXTREMELY CRIPPLED and RELY HEAVILY on the cane to be able to walk. The staff you will see with this costume is real, and I CAN NOT walk without it.
(If you didn't know I am a senior citizen, I'm not sure why, but most people tend to think I'm some 20 to 30 years younger then I actually am, but, yes, I'm old enough to be your grandmother, in fact, you're grandmother is probably younger than me. I seem to be older then most of my fans' grans these days. I does get tiring, young kids in their 30s walking up to me and saying "Gee I wish I was young like you, I'd date you." You're in your 30s, that's means you're a child to me. I was YOUR age back in the 1970s - 40 years ago.)
As you know, most of the year I publish 2 to 3 articles a day.
However, every year during convention season, I take a break from that to go full swing CosPlay.
From early April 2018 to late June 2018, article posting schedule will be sporadic, while CosPlay Season and Convention events are going full swing.
During this time period, you can expect most, possible all new articles to be focused on costume making, CosPlay, and the characters I'm CosPlaying.
UPDATE: It's now divided into 7 pages. The primary page "Meet Avallach" is now over 20,000 words long. At this rate, it'll cross 60,000 long before the costume is finished, and that's not including the other 5 pages. The primary page has now crossed 60,000 89,000 words and counting, the whole set of Avallac'h pages are now more than 200,000 words long, and more then 500 pictures of Avallac'h and his friends have now been uploaded on these pages, plus there are now 400+ hour-long videos f the costume making process as we record live, every second of this insanely elaborate, over the top CosPlay project.
PortCon 2018 is over... but the making of the Avallac'h CosPlay is not. It is not possible to make a costume as detailed as I'm making in fewer then 400 hours, and only 129 hours went into the simplified first run version you saw at PortCon'18. The complete version will not be seen until PortCon'19
If you want to see this costume in person and watch it's progression onward as I continue to expand it... I'll be wearing it at the monthly Maine Association of CosPlay Enthusiasts (M.A.C.E.) events, throughout 2018 and 2019, you are welcome to join us. The list of current events can be found here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/293470827423558/events/ This list is updated monthly, so be sure to check back often to find all the dates, locations, and details of events.
Yes. I work with ALL angels. I do not make exclusions. Each Angel has a distinct personality and set of skills and talents. I call on the assistance of different Angels depending on the case at hand and which angel has the skills, personality, and talents, best suiting to getting the job done. Satan is an angel and just one of the many hundreds of angels I have called upon for assistance.
Can you recommend music I can listen to to prepare myself for a reading?
This is a surprisingly common question, and I'm equally surprised by how surprised clients are by my answer.
They seem to expect me to tell them to listen to calm quiet relaxing meditation music or Mozart or something.
Metal head here, with a love of Death Metal and very *cough* religious *cough* music.
I recommend this music video actually:
You can try this one...
Keep in mind here, that we are Carnival Gypsies who specialize in freak shows, weird, strange, bizarre, and curiosities. I literally grew up in a freak show. I've spent the majority of my life as a freak on center stage who goes out of her way to be an even bigger freak then she really is because that's what people pay for.
Before doing your reading (or while doing your reading) I will most likely have had this one playing:
or this one:
I suppose that says something about my readings, eh?
I mentioned working with Angels right? Yes?
Did I mention I work with the Grigori Angels? No? Hmmm.... perhaps it's time to do that.
Don't know what a Grigori is? Yeah, not many people have ever actually READ their Bible. If you'd READ your Bible, you know what a Grigori is. For those too lazy to pick up the book and would rather be spoon fed fairy tales on Sunday by a minister... the Grigori angels are the Third of The Host of heaven that were cast out of Heaven to live on earth among mankind during the Great war of Heaven.
It's in the Book of Enoch, which if you are using the KJV of the Bible or ANY version of the Bible based off the KJV, you don't have that book in your Bible. It's one of the ones that was removed from the KJV.
It was removed because King James was offended by the idea of male Angels having sex with female Humans, a detail which features prominently in the book.
The Grigori are the ArchAngels who freed the Humans from slavery. (Humans were originally created to be slaves for the Angels) and were punished by other ArchAngels (not God) for having set the Humans free and taught them to make weapons.
The Grigori are the Angels who are insanely in love with the Human race, to the point of almost worshiping Humans. This fact made God angry, for he said they were to worship the creator (God) not the creation (man). It was because of their deep love for the Human race, that the Grigori angels were banned from returning to Heaven.
Because the Grigori love the Humans so much, they are the quickest to answer the call when Humans ask for help, they will also give you ANYTHING you ask for. If someone hurts you and you say to a Grigori, "I want that person to die." BOOM, that person drops dead. Satan and Lucifer are two of the Princes in the Grigori nation, and it is their quickness to do "evil acts" on the command of any Human who asks for anything, that causes them to get the reputation of being "evil". Fact is, they are not evil, they just love Humans so much, they refuse to say "no" to any request a Human has, no matter how evil said request may be.
Do You Work According To The Precepts Of A Particular Religion, And If So, Which One? And Do You Have Any Moral Or Religious Limitations On The Kind Of Readings You Will Perform For Others? Are your readings Influenced by any religious beliefs? If So, What Are They?
I am a Christian and work with Bible Scriptures and Angels in all of my readings and castings. If you are looking for Wiccan, Druid, Gardnerian, Buddhist, or other non-Christian magic work, you will have to look elsewhere.
I was raised in a multi-denominational family, most members being LDS/Mormon, one Seventh Day Adventist, a few Calvinist, and a few Pentecostal. Since 2010 I have been an initiated/ordained Voodoo Priestess, rank of Medsen Fey, Marija Loa to Damballa Weddo. As such, my moral compass swings heavily in those directions. This translates to mean that I believe in extreme purity of the body and soul and will not corrupt my being with the presence of contaminants, including but not limited to: smoking, drinking, drugs, coffee, meat, sex, weapons, medications, etc. If you hire me for a face to face reading, you must first cleanse yourself of all such contaminants before you will be allowed to step into my personal space. Please see The 30 Day Ritual for more information. This is NOT an option.
Keep in mind too, that we are Carnival Gypsies so specialize in freak shows, weird, strange, bizarre, and curiosities. I literally grew up in a freak show. I've spent the majority of my life as a freak on center stage who goes out of her way to be an even bigger freak then she really is because that's what people pay for.
Because Scottish Gypsy Christianity is "Olde English" style Christianity, it is similar to Gnostic Christianity, focusing heavily on Old Testament Magic Arts, Apocryphal Angel Communication, and uses Medieval Sacred Texts and Grimoires.
As such my work is heavily influenced by Enochian Magic and calls upon the assistance of the Grigori Angels of the Apocrypha and the book of Enoch. The Grigori are often described by big box organized religious denominations as "The Fallen Angels" or "The Third of The Host of Heaven, who followed the archangels Lucifer and Satan, and were cast out of Heaven to live among the sons of men". The Grigori are often described by more radical Christian groups as "demons". The Grigori are believed to be the most powerful of all of God's angels and include such "big name" Angels as: Michael, Gabriel, Raphael, Uriel, Ertael, Lucifer, and Satan.
Yes, you did see the names Lucifer and Satan on that list. They ARE Angels of God you know. And very powerful ones at that. And in spite of their reputation among Christian Big Box Organized religion, they ARE Angels and by their nature seek only to help mankind, as do ALL Angels.
You'll also notice I call on the help of one of the Apocryphas more infamous super booga-booga boogie men big bad Angels: Ertael aka Ertral aka Etiole. The lustful womanizing, transvestite commander in chief of the Avenging Angels who went to visit Abraham's cousin Lot and had himself a nice big old temper tantrum and rained brimstone and fire down on Sodom and Gomorrah because he didn't like the men of the city mistaking him for a female. Ertael is my Guardian Angel and personal protector, mess with me and you have him to answer to.
Have you ever ACTUALLY read your Bible? No? You really should. The Angels are absolutely amazing. They ain't nothing like the prissy, pussy footed whispery things church leaders want you to think they are. Especially the Grigori. I'm insanely in love with the Grigori Angels of the Bible. They are the biggest, baddest, bad asses in history, and they are quick to answer the call when you need them.
Do keep in mind that I am admittedly a religious fanatic, described by locals as the most outlandish "Jesus Freak" they've encountered. I've read the Bible 31 times, cover to cover, like a novel, in addition to 38 years of daily Bible study, 12 years of Calvinist Bible seminary, 3 years of Daniel studies with the Seventh Day Adventist Church, and 27 years of study in the LDS/Mormon church. I was quickly swept away by the Evangelical TBN Holy Rollers when they came rolling into a local tent revival on their big old Harley Davidsons blaring their heavy metal rock guitars in the 1990s, Carman and Kenneth Copeland in the lead.
What you are looking at is a super fundamentalist Mormon from a polygamous family, turned Holy Roller, waving the heretic Fallen Angel flag. Some (Most) Christian call me "The Child of Satan" and warn you to keep your distance from me saying that I am a Satanistic Satan worshiper.
Well, Satan is one of the Grigori, but then again so is Michael. You got to keep in mind that these are God's Angels. Both the Fallen and the Faithful, they are still God's. God created them. God commanded them to serve mankind and that is what they do.
I work with both Angels and Faeries. Most of my work is done with the Grigori Angels, specifically the Grigori ArchAngel named Ertael.
Grigori Angels are commonly referred to as The Fallen Angels or The Third of the Host of Heaven. In the book of Genesis in the Bible, they are called The Destroying Angels in some places and The Avenging Angels in other places. They are the Angels who laid waste to Sodom and Gomorrha. Some big box organized religions teach that The Grigori are ArchAngels who were turned into Demons.
The Grigori Angels are made up of 44 ArchAngels (Commanding Generals) each with 800 lesser Angels (The Nephilim) under their command, and each of the 800 lesser Angels being the commanding officers of a group of 365,000 additional Angels (The Seraphim).
In total the Grigori make up a massive legion of warrior Angels who wait to serve any Human who calls upon their help.
If magic work done with the Grigori Angels bothers you, you should not request my services.
Isn't satan a demon?
And if you'd actually READ your Bible, you'd know that.
The problem with the Bible is it's damned big - over 2,000 pages, that most people simply refuse to sit down and read it. They would much rather lazily sit around mis-quoting, mis-quotes that they overheard other people mis-quoting.
And, oh, if you do nothing but quote your minister, then watch out. Chances are pretty high that your minister has never READ the Bible either and simply uses one of the tens of thousands of "Cliff Notes" style workbooks for ministers available to him.
Most religious denominations, TELL their ministers NOT to read the Bible and instead print of little guide books and Sunday School study texts, giving the minister his "verses of the week" too look up and base his sermon on.
I have meet more then 750 Bishops, Pastors, Priests, and other various ministers, from multiple dozen different denominations, and in every case, first thing I ask them is: "How many times have you read the Bible?" In EVERY case, all 750+, they sheepishly admitted to never having read the book, and having only STUDIED it, using someone else's' lesson plan book, and thus had only read certain books and parts of books, dutifully skipping over "the bad stuff".
I also asked all 750+: "Have you read the Book of enoch?" 98% of them answered with exact same words saying: "The what?"
The Book of Enoch.
"What's that, I never heard of it?"
Pulls out my ancient Bible and shows them: Book of Enoch. See? Does your bible contain this book?
"Where'd you get a Bible like this?" They ask as the scan the index and notice the extra books of the Bible that they've never heard of before.
I inherited it from my grandmother, who inherited from her grandmother. It's been in our family for centuries.
"I've never seen anything like this? Can i borrow it? i want to read it."
No. we let someone borrow it once and they ran off to New York with it. It took us 20 years to trace them down and get it back. Never letting anyone borrow it again.
The fact is, it's not hard to get a copy of these books, if you know what to look for. Odd thing about the Book of enoch and it's fellow Angel books is that, few people will ever know of their existence, and people who do know, consider them so sacred that they won't tell you the names of the books (other then Enoch) or how to find them. BUT once someone becomes infested with the knowledge that the Enochian texts exist, hey start to turn over Heaven and Hell to find a copy of them and read them, and then, leave their church.
No matter what religion you go to, every time someone reads the Book of Enoch and it's accompanying Angel texts, they leave their church. In most cases, very angrily, and asking why they were lied to for so many years by ministers who HID THE TRUTH about God, Satan, and the Angels from them.
Most people are raised to believe that Satan is a "Christian demon" whose alternate names are Lucifer, Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, and Asmodeus. Satan's neither part of Christian scriptures, nor is he a demon.
And BIG newsflash: Lucifer, Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, and Asmodeus are Satan's BROTHERS, they are NOT all one person. Not one of them has red skin a tail or horns either. They are glowing beings, whose righteousness to so bright that the light emanated from them is blinding. Few mortals can stand in the presence of their brightness without being blinded or otherwise having their eyes seriously damaged. (I am legally blind and doctors can't explain how it happened. It happened when I was 8 years old, days after my baptism, when a bright light blasted through our yard. UFO aficionados will tell you I "witnessed a mother ship entering the atmosphere - there's an article about it on David Ike's website - he is of the opinion that I am a Reptial replicate in service of Draconian Overlords. - Did I ever mention I'm rather famous in UFO/Alien circles? Yeah, try living with that.)
What happened to my eyes? It's a story doctors never believe, but I saw and Angel face to face. The ArchAngel Ertael. He's a very small creature, 5'3" with ghastly translucent whiter then white skin, the shimmering gleaming iridescent texture of a frog, and huge brilliant blue eyes rimmed with wide black markings. He had huge poofy clouds of white hair, which is in fact a wig, because he has no hair. He has dozens of rows of teeth, like a piranha and long claws that he paints blue. He wears neon orange, in a day glow shade unlike any colour that exists on earth, trimmed in a holographic blue that likewise has no matching colour on earth. He has 4 eyes and is able to see in all directions at the same time. His back is covered with horrific scars, which by all appearances look at though he once had wings that were ripped off his back. He carries a weapon, I don't know what it is. It looks like some sort of a high tech crossbow carved out of platinum. It shoots lightning bolts. He's very vain, very selfish, very lazy, and his temper is shorter then he is. He HATES with a vengeance liars, thieves, kidnappers, murders, home wreckers, and anyone who hurts family, women, or children, citing that his own family was murdered. He's an exceptional beautiful creature, whose ego and vanity knows no bounds.
I had seen the creature several times in my early childhood, but never was able to see through the light around him to see what he actually looked like until 1983. Seeing him had a disastrous effect on my eyes. I in a single day went from near perfect vision, to requiring bifocals so thick, I have to have frames specially made to hold the lenses.
Interestingly, doctors have described by eyes as being "like a goldfish" because I am now able to see at night (like a cat or owl) and I can see and identify, what doctors estimate to be 30million more colours than can be seen by the average person. I am also now able to see rainbows or light (auras) around people, plants, animals, trees, rocks, pretty much everything, and can tell from looking at them, simply by the colour of their arua, if someone is lying or telling the truth, and oddly - I can tell by the colour of their aura, if a person has ever killed someone. Scared me half to death first time I saw a person whose aura was like a black hole sucking in light and devouring it. It told Ertael and said: That person murdered someone.
Ertael calls what happened to my eyes "the Gift of Faerie sight". He says I see the world the way he does now, at least in some limited capacity. I know in an instant people who are good from people who are evil. I can also see death. I can tell you, when someone is going to die, if I see them within 2 or 3 days of their death. their arua leaves, and becomes a blurred grey fog swirling around them at it prepares to separate from their body.
We are all beings made of light and colour and everything we do in life changes the vibrate of our light, changing it's colour. When a person takes a life, their light shuts off. Eating meat, dulls your light, as does smoking and drugs and alcohol. All contaminates, slowly destroy the light you are. People who are the purities, have the brightest, whitest lights of all. All Angels have blinding white lights, because their extreme purity. Even the Fallen angels, are of a purity so far above Humans, you couldn't even begin to imagine it.
When someone dies, it is because the light that makes up their being, is separating from their physical body and ascending to another level of existence, usually higher, but sometimes lower, depending on if their light grew brighter or dimmer while they were alive. I see this. I see the lights that make humanity and all life, but at the cast of seeing the physical world clearly. Ertael says he can restore my eyes to what they once were, but I'd lose the Gift of Faerie Sight, because one cannot have both. Only Angels have both, Humans are not made for both.
He is VERY French, perhaps a result of living in a French area? (We boarder Quebec here.) And answers to bother his Biblical name Ertael or the also the French word for star (slightly misspelt) Etiole.
Adults around me called him Etiole and told people he was my imaginary friend. Church leaders first marveled and then screamed in terror at my ability to quote scriptures, at age 3, that the average person had no access to. Throughout the 1970s and 1980s my family was driven out of one church after another, by fear filled church leaders, because every time some one got me angry they dropped dead, following my quoting words in tongues that the priests described as "The Enochian Language of Angels".
My speaking at all, stunned people when it happened for I have autism and normally am mute. I rarely speak a word at all. That I spoke the words of Angels when I did speak, shook priest to their core and had them waving crosses in my face.
I was 10 the first time they tried to perform an exorcism on me saying that I was possessed by a demon sent by Satan after the Cyr family's house burst into flames, simply because I told it to.
I was 12 when a gathering of Bishops declared me "The great apostate whose coming in the last days was foretold" and should be excommunicated. Within a year most of those Bishops were dead.
By the time I was 13, 14 deaths had been attributed to people simply dropping dead after being given a ride in my car, the 1964 Dodge 330 former OOB Police car.
I was 14 when another Bishop branded me "The Child of Satan". a week later he ran into a tree and broke both arms and legs, that same day his house was hit by lightening and burned to the ground.
I was 16 when local author Stephen King started using me and my cars as the inspiration for several books and movies: Christine, Trucks, Maximum Overdrive, Buick, Firestarter, Thinner, Rose Red, and Chinga were inspired by me and my "demon possessed" car, The Goldeneagle.
Locals around here are quick to tell you these stories and in spite of decades of trying to pin, now more then 200, deaths on me, they've yet to actually prove I was connected to any of the deaths at all, other then, the person having had a grudge against my "demonic possession" and my telling them to "Go drop dead" when they told me to "Cast out Etiole". It's not my fault if they obediently dropped dead days later.
When locals like Blow Brother owner Ken Blow tells other locals "Leave her alone, you don't know what you're dealing with" - he was a witness to the Cyr fire. He lives at 140 Portland Ave, they lived at 142. He saw the fiberglass dome house go sky high in a mushroom of fire that looked like an atom bomb going off. What he didn't see was Anna Cyr running into the house with a can of gasoline, pouring it over herself and everything around her in an uncontrolled frenzy of self destruction, then lighting a match. To this day no one knows why she did it. But most locals will point out that my car was parked inches from the woman locals know as 458 when she suddenly grabbed the gas can and went nuts with it, and I myself only survived the blast because I was sitting safely inside my car watching it unfold.
And so while locals run around hysterically trying to blame every death or fire on me or my car, I myself just laugh at them in their lunacy. You see, I don't believe in demons or demon possession, nor have I ever tried to hurt ANYONE. These people see what they want to see. They need someone to blame for things they can't explain, and me silent and mysterious in ways they don't understand, come to the conclusion: "Oh, she MUST have a demon."
Because they think I have a demon, in 2006 I had grease fryer bomb put in my house. I'm lucky to be alive.
Because they think I have a demon, in 2007 they killed one of my cats and nailed her head to the front door.
Because they think I have a demon, in 2007 seven 18 wheel crate loading dump trucks dumped a pile of garbage on my land, that was 175' long, 30' wide, and 12' tall.
Because they think I have a demon, in 2010 they cut my car in half while screaming that they were killing a demon.
Because they think I have a demon, in 2013 an in-law of the Cyr family drove a backhoe over my house and I arrived home to catch him do and get him on camera.
Because they think I have a demon, in 2013, hours after posting the photos of a madman with a backhoe driving over my house, on FaceBook, I was beaten up, left for dead, was paralyzed for 5 months, in a wheelchair told I would never walk again, and refusing to give up my health have spent the last 2 years relearning to walk. I am now amazingly, on a cane.
I live a 2 hour drive outside of Salem Massachusetts - and let me tell you, people in these parts are no less hysterical or superstitious then they were during the Salem Witch Trials. Welcome to Northern New England, home of mass hysteria and mobs of people who are STILL terrified of witches and are absolutely 100% delusional, I mean convinced demons are real.
And so, here you are asking me if Sata is a demon, and all I can think is, oh no, not another delusional freak. Why is world so full of them.
Yes, if you believe in demons, I think that means you are crazy and belong in a nut house. Whhy? Because I grew up with people who believe Autism is demon possession, and I saw, first hand, how far these people were willing to go to "kill the demon" rather then take me to a doctor.
So to answer your question, is Satan a demon? No, and if you had read your Bible, you'd know that. You'd also know there ARE NO demons in the Bible either. Yeah. Go ahead and continue to sit in your church and listen to your ministers lies and follow the blind, blindly. Someday, if you ever decide you REALLY want to know the truth of what the Bible ACTUALLY says, you'll pick it up and read it for yourself.
Had you read your Bible you would know that Satan is actually one of the ArchAngels mentioned in the Bible. It's always fascinated me how people equate Satan or his brother and fellow ArchAngel Lucifer, with evil or demons, because they didn't get that information out of the Bible. The myth of Satan and Lucifer being evil or equated with demons comes from questionable texts written by the Catholic church and used to scare people into paying lots of money to build big church buildings. It's how they got money to build the Vatican. It doesn't come from the Bible at all. Sorry, you might want to try reading your Bible before trying to use it to call others evil.
Are you a satan Worshiper?
Satan, like Michael, is one of God's very powerful ArchAngels. Satan and his twin brother Jesus and their older brother Lucifer are the three most powerful beings, because they are the direct bloodline of God himself.
In spite of what Catholic re-writes of the Bible would have you believe, neither Satan nor Lucifer are "evil". Like all ArchAngels, they exists to serve man and nothing gives then greater pleasure then to do so.
Because of the (very unBiblical) rumours and lies the Catholic Church spread about Satan and Lucifer in the 1600s, few Christians call on the assistance of either Satan or Lucifer any more. When a christian does, they are far quicker to answer the call then the other archAngels of Heaven, making prayer requests made to them, far more powerful, simply because they get answered faster and with more freverance.
The "more popular" ArchAngels get called on, daily, for EVERYTHING, while Satan and Lucifer are rarely called on.
God does not hate them. They are his children. He loves them very much.
ACTUAL UNALTERED (by Popes) references to Satan and Lucifer in the PRE-King James Bible, list them as the most loved and most powerful of God's Archangels. They had more freedoms then other Angels because they were God's favorite sons. ONLY in the KJV of the Bible (written to scare Celtics into converting to Christianity) do you find references to Satan and Lucifer being evil, and ONLY because the pope took the Celtic red horned god of Pagan mythology, and slapped his image all over the pages of the Bible thinking he could use scare tactics to convert the Celtics. (This was the same time the Nativity scenes were added to the Bible - older Bibles do not contain them) and when Christmas was invented to replace Yule and Easter to replace Ostra.
The Catholic church INVENTED: the Nativity, the resurrection after the Crucifixion (also not in pre-KJV Bibles), Satan and Lucifer as a single red skinned horned demon, Christmas, and Easter, all specifically for the Middle Age rewrite of the Bible. the Church of England further corrupted it for the fabrication of the KJV of the Bible.
Keep in mind here, I own a 400 year old Medieval Bible that has been in my family for centuries and pre-dates the Catholic or Church of England rewrites, and thus I have MORE books in my Bible, LONGER books in my Bible, and a glaring LACK of certain Pagan inspired details in my Bible. Because I have a Bible that pre-dates the Celtic invasion, I am able to see what changes resulted to the Bible from the Celtic invasion.
What this means is, Christians, notably Catholics, have spent the last 400 years scaring people with Pagan mythology of red horned gods, and simply grabbed the first names they saw in the Bible to slap on their newly invented 'Christian" demon.
There is no - PRE-KJV references to Satan or Lucifer being evil, demonic, red skinned, or horned. In fact, the Bible lists them both as kind, loving, and says they were the most beautiful of all the ArchAngels, envied by all the other Angels for their brightness and glory.
The PRE-KJV Bible, also has a different version of the "Third of the Host of Heaven That Fell". Modern Christians claim their was a battle in Heaven between Satan/Lucifer (claiming they are one being not two separate beings) and JESUS.
Okay - first off, there is NO reference to Jesus in the Old Testament. PERIOD. No where. Not one. Secondly, there was NO reference to Jesus AT ALL, anywhere, Bible or otherwise, prior to 800 A.D. when Emperor Constantine, HIRED 300 scribes and asked them to INVENT A NEW RELIGION. Constantine, wrote a story about a man called the Christ and asked 300 scribes to write the man's life history. He picked what he thought were the best stories and created what we now call "The New Testament" out of them.
It wasn't until another few centuries later when Saint Patrick invaded Britannia, that the Nativity and Resurrection verses were written. NO BIBLE or scrolls written prior to St. Patrick contain the Nativity verses, or the resurrection verses, and the virgin mother Mary did not exist as a Bible character prior to St. Patric either.
In other words - BEFORE the 1600s the "War in Heaven" between Satan and Jesus - DID NOT EXIST. The entire Fall From Heaven story was created by Dante in his FICTIONAL NOVEL "Paradise Lost", and later ADDED to the Bible in 1611.
In the ORIGINAL scrolls and ancient Bibles, the War in Heaven story, is about ArchAngel twin brothers Satan and Lucifer freeing the Humans from slavery. (A direct reference to the Hebrew slavery in Egypt). The Humans were slaves to the Angels, lacking free-will or the ability to make choices for themselves. Twin archAngels Satan and Lucifer deeply loved the Humans, both having taken Human wives, and were angry that God allowed the Human race to be slaves to Angels. Satan and Lucifer said that man was created to be free.
Satan and Lucifer created an army (now known as The Grigori Angels) who likewise agreed that Humans deserved to be set free of their slavery.
In secret the Grigori angels set about to teach the Human race how to build weapons and use magic spells to free themselves from their bonds. The war started when the Humans turned on their Angel overlords.
Enraged at his slaves being taken from him, ArchAngel Michael waged war on Satan and Lucifer. Because more Angels sided with Michael, wanting to live with Human slaves, serving their every whim, Michael (not God) cast Satan and his followers out of Heaven.
While on Earth, the Grigori (all male Angels) took many Human wives and fathered many strange children, including: the Nephelium, the Seraphim, the Satyrs, and the Centares. The Grirgoi taught their half-human children to build armies and weapons, to read and write, to cast spells and make healing potions with herbs, to read the stars, and to do divination.
God, to punish ALL the Angels - both Satan's side and Michael's side, castrated all the Angels and made them sexless eunuchs, took away their physical bodies giving them spirit bodies instead, then sent Satan's side to live on Earth with the Humans as their slaves, while Michael's side, remained in Heaven, but were also made slaves to the Humans.
Then God looked for a Human family who had never encountered the Grigori, found a man named Noah, told him to build an Ark, gather up all the ORIGINAL animals created by God and not the "strange" animals, nor the Dragons or Unicorns, created by the Grigori and load them into the great big boat.
The Grigori watched helpless as God destroyed their homes and murdered their beloved wives and children in a massive flood.
Without physical bodies, they were no longer able to mate with the Humans, though it did not stop the Grigori from having sex with Humans (as Incubi) even after being castrated they were able to use illusions to draw women to them.
God became very hateful towards women, because women were quick to lust after the Grigori Angels and the Grigori with their insatiable lusts for female Humans, made their most beloved women into their priestesses. Thus God forbid his people (The Israelites) from allowing women to have any "dominion" making them slaves to their fathers and husbands, taking away their freedom, with women being slaves to men, the same way all Humans had been slaves to the angels before the War of Heaven. Thus why Abrahamic religions (Jewish, Christian, and Muslim faiths) are Patriarchal and heavy handed in their suppression of women, while the "pagan" (what Christians call "pagan" at least) religions have priestesses and are Matriarchal societies.
Satan and his ArchAngels were sent to live with the Humans, because they LOVED the Human race more then they loved God. Satan and his Angels are MORE WILLING to serve man.
Michael and his Angels, serve man only grudgingly and because they are FORCED by God to do so against their will.
It is for this reason that prayers sent to Satan's side get answered quickly and favorably, while prayers sent to Michael's side may take decades to see an answer, IF they get answered at all.
So, no, not a Satan worshiper - I just know what the Bible ACTUALLY SAYS a hell of a lot better than you do. I've read it like a novel, 31 times, cover to cover, in addition to 12 years of Calvinist Bible seminary, 3 years of SDA Daniel studies, 27 years of LDS Sunday School, and 38 years of daily Bible study (including cross referencing between 16 different translations, and both Greek and Latin lexicons.)
Fact is, I'm not content to be spoon feed fairy tales on Sunday by a minister. I'd rather read the Bible for myself and find out what it ACTUALLY says in it's pages.
Of course, people who HAVE read the "Lost Books" that are not in the KJV (there are 77 books, the Book of Enoch being only 1 of them) are often repelled by the fact that the Angels ride on Fire Breathing Dragons and Unicorns, in between their multi partner fuck feasts orgies with Human women. The books that were removed in the creation of the KJV are very wild and the stories of the Angels are exceptionally so.
The King James Version of the story of Noah and why God flooded the earth, spans exactly 2 pages, snuck into Genesis and makes not a single mention of any Angels at all, nor does it tell that Noah was the "savior" of mankind when the War of Heaven was raging on all around him, with sword fighting Angels battling on all sides of his boat building project. The Pre-KJV story of Noah is several hundred pages long and tells the story of the Grigori Angels, the War in Heaven, and WHY the flood actually occurred.
The Bible is FULL of God's wrath, hatred, and vengeance AGAINST man, with Satan every step of the way trying to appease his anger and show God how much potential Humans have. It's VERY different from what ministers tell you on Sunday.
You should READ your Bible some time. It's a very eye opening experience.
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