Welcome to the New 
Space Dock 13!
Helping Authors Write Weird, Bizarre, Absurd, Psychedelic Horror-Fantasy Since 1996!
(We've Moved & Changed URLs; Space Dock 13 is now EelKat.com)
(We are also novel-writing-tips.com, a-pink-unicorn.com, & of course are still SpaceDock13.com)

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Even More Pages To Start Off With...

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Looking For Info On How To Write Sex?
You Should Probably Start With My Rant On Erotica Authors Who Don't Know The Difference Between The Words Come and Cum...
Come Hither vs Cum On Me:

And After That, You Want These Pages:

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What Is This Site?

I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, and my home town.

Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles, 30+ non-fiction books, a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck.

In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizzaro Tales set in Medieval Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring Elf and Faerie main character.  

My non-fiction topics include local history (particularly paranormal events), gardening, sewing, doll making, painting, SEO, and of course the bulk of my work has been devoted to teaching young writers how to get started on the path of becoming a career author. 

I am also a Voodoo Priestess rank of Medsen Fey. I do readings, spell castings, curses, and exorcisms for clients. I'm also a Ceremonial High Magic Necromancer. I trained under the Hebrew Enochain Kabbalist Etiole de bleu de Azure Swanzen, famed for his ability to call up Devs, Ghuls, Daemons, and Djinn, the terror of Maine known mostly for his deadly 7 Year Retribution Curses and Mirror Box Wanga Death Spells. I was his apprentice for 37 years and have now taken over for him.

Every day of my life has been recorded online since 2003.

Since 2016, after multiple death threats, 2 murder attempts, the kidnapping of my cats, and the bombing of my house... on orders of the FBI Agent in charge of the case - I now have a video camera on me and recording 24 hours a day. This will continue until the criminal is caught and locked away in prison where they belong. If you don't want to be featured on my website, then don't be a part of my life, because you WILL find your name, face, email, and home address posted here if you force your way into my life.

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This site started out on August 17, 1997 (breaking off of a Yahoo Group started in 1996), under the name "Space Dock 13", as the "Ask EelKat" advice column for writers. It's original purpose was simply for an author (me) to answer questions anyone had about writing short stories and novels. Today 20 years later, I still answer questions sent to me, though, I now receive an average of 2,000 questions a day, meaning it's no longer possible for me to answer every question I receive.

This site's one goal, is still today, as it was when it started: to help young writers get started on the road to becoming published authors.

In 2003, one reader suggested that the best way they could think of, for an author to show people looking to get started in a writing career, what an author's daily life was like, would be to start a blog daily chronalizing every daily activity that effected my writing career.

With that suggestion in mind EK's Star Log was born, and is still active today, 9,772 blog posts later.

On September 23, 2013, we changed urls to EelKat.com, and began the long process of moving all the articles off the old url to this new one. As of June 19, 2017, a little over 2,000 pages have now been transferred here to the new url.

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Because I kept adding to it and it got very long, too long for the front page, the rest of the What is this site? answer is now on it's own page.

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Book publishing hiatus: November 14, 2013 I was beaten up by a woman, who calls herself "Kendra Silvermander" and who claimed to be a unpublished author. I was paralyzed for 5 months and am still 4 years later relearning to use my legs & arms. While I was cripple, offline, and recovering these past 4 years, she next proceeded to hack my website and most all of my forum and social network accounts.

April 2015 she returned, filled my motorhome with 1,000s of gallons of feces/raw sewage and cut my cats heads off nailing them to my door. 10 cats are currently still missing. 

October 2006 she blew up my house with a bomb, in May 2013 put a bomb in my classroom at college, November 2015 put a bomb in my department where I work at Walmart, and June 2016 put yet another bomb in WalMart. The FBI is trying to identity of this woman. More info about these terrorist attacks on my family can be found here: https://www.eelkat.com/1667Words.html

If you have any information about this woman, please contact the FBI agent in charge of the case, his contact info is on that page.

We do not know who this mysterious Kendra Silvermander is or what her motivation is for why she has now built 5 bombs, vandalized over a dozen cars, murdered 2 cats, and filled my motorhome with feces, among other things.

Do you know who

Kendra Silvermander is?

If you know the identity of this extremely dangerous and very violent, bloodthirsty, psychopathic Ku Klux Klan member who calls herself "Kendra Silvermander",

Please Call The FBI Agent

In Charge of the Investigation:

FBI Agent

Andy Drewer

@ (207) 774-9322

More Information on Kendra Silvermander
and her 22 years of terrorist attacks:

• Health Updates (ALS, Parkinson's, Tendonitis, and Life After Being Crippled By Psychopath @NaNoWriMo ML)
• December 17, 2017 Update: The Maine Militia aka THE SOVEREIGN CITIZENS MOVEMENT OF MAINE
• September 26, 2017 - The Latest Attack By The KKK on The Thinner Gypsies
• September 11, 2017 Update: My Mom Now Identified As The Vandal on The World's Most Haunted Car, Being Investigated By FBI For Hiding Evidence; Now A Suspect In Helping The Vandals
• August 2017 Update: Trespassing Vandals - Hate Crimes In Old Orchard Beach
• July 2017 Update: Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
• June 2, 2017 Update: Tom Addams & The Warrior's Forum
• May 26, 2017 Update: Help The FBI Find This Woman Wanted For Attempted Murder
• May 26, 2017 Update: The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
• April 26, 2017 Update: Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach
• December 24, 2016 Update: The Transgender Murders Part 2 of 21: Old Orchard Beach's Gay Hating White Power Police Officer
• December 24, 2016 Update: The Transgender Murders Part 6 of 21: Gay in Maine = Cat Heads Nailed To Door, House Bomb, KKK Crosses In Yard
• December 24, 2016 Update: The Transgender Murders Part 21 of 21: Gay In Maine = Brain Smashed Out With A Shopping Cart
• December 24, 2016 Update: Make Christmas Merry For EVERY Family | Transvestite Freak
• October 15, 2016 Update: The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
• June 26, 2016 Update: The FBI In Old Orchard Beach, Maine Trying To Capture A Domestic Terrorist
• June 9, 2016 Update: The Bodies of The 30 Murdered White Monkey Children Have Been Found! Hundreds of Sawed Up Bones Found In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
• June 9, 2016 Update; Old Orchard Beach's Blackmailed Police Officer & The Murdered Cats
• May 2016 Update: Planning This Week's Moxie Festival and Frustrations
• January 4, 2016 Update: Vanishing Books Update - Why 27 of my books were deleted off Amazon
• May 15, 2015 Update: Please Help Find EelKat's Missing Cats | Returned Headless
• April 10, 2015 & Canceling the 2015 - 2018 Book Signing Tour
• April 10, 2015 SWAT team Attack on my art cars & cats
• April 2015 Update: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach: The Kidnapped Cats
• The February 20, 2015 Update - SAY NO TO CYBER BULLIES!
• February 15, 2015: Hacked: My Website Was Hacked! Have Information? The FBI Wants To Know
• August 2014: KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & Kendra Silvermander - The Vindictive Stalker
• November 14, 2013 How I Became Crippled - Stalker NaNoWriMo ML
• September 2013: Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
• July 13, 2013: Vandalism of Gypsy Farm Stephen King Thinner Movie filming Location
• Amphibious Aliens Update: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
• November 2011: Hiding in the Shadows: Gypsies - The Side Effects of Prejudices
• October 2010: Kendra Silvermander Is Back In action: You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
• May 10, 2010: World's Most Haunted Car Has Been stolen, Please Help Find It/ May 15, 2010 Stolen Car: Has Been Found & Brought Back Home!
• SCRIPT FRENZY/ April 2010: I WON! & Psycho Stalker Kendra Silvermander Attacks
• Christmas 2009 - Old Orchard Beach Harassment Continues
• NaNoWriMo November 2009 : I’m "evil" because I write books? WTH? Anyone else ever get this?
• To be the lily of the field.
• Tired of people who don’t care. :( Tired of the harassment. :(
• February 10, 2008 - Harrasment Continues in Old Orchard Beach, Maine
• More Harassment - Sunday, August 26, 2007 - The Crime Lords Of Old Orchard Beach
• April 2007: Stolen Items: Please be on the look out for them!
• Trespassers: The Crime Lords Of Old Orchard Beach - April 2007 Updates
• May 9, 2006: The Terrorists of Old Orchard Beach Put My Dad In a Coma

"This site contains daily blogs & vlogs of every event of every day of my life from 2003 til today.

If you are in my life, you are on this site - your name, your face, and probably your home address.

If you don't want to be on this site, then get your ass the fuck out of my life.

If you're harassing me or my family, you're here a lot, and if you don't want anyone to know about it, then don't do it! Don't think I won't defend myself and my family from you, because I will, rest assured if you even THINK about hurting me or any one in my family, I WILL become your WORST nightmare.

And if you do it to me... you can be certain the whole world will know, because I WILL tell EVERYONE.

I will also remind you: I am also a Voodoo Priestess rank of Medsen Fey. I do readings, spell castings, curses, and exorcisms for clients. I'm also a Ceremonial High Magic Necromancer. I trained under the Hebrew Enochain Kabbalist Etiole de bleu de Azure Swanzen, famed for his ability to call up Devs, Ghuls, Daemons, and Djinn, the terror of Maine known mostly for his deadly 7 Year Retribution Curses and Mirror Box Wanga Death Spells. I was his apprentice for 37 years and have now taken over for him. If you hurt me or my family, rest assured a 7 Year Curse HAS been cast on you."

~EelKat (tagline from EK's StarLog 2006)

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You can find out more about EelKat here, including my answers to more of your questions.

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Answering Visitor Question:
Where are your books published?
Are they sold in bookstores?
I'm having trouble finding your books for sale.

I've been a published author since 1978, but yes, finding copies of my books can be difficult at best.

Most all of my books from the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s were vanity press published, meaning short runs printed through local print/copy shops and were sold almost exclusively to members of the Cape Elizabeth Ward of the Augusta Stake of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints. (Not to be confused with the Portland Ward which meet in the same building later in the day. The Cape Elizabeth Ward renamed itself the Saco Ward in 2006 and now meets in Saco, no longer meeting in Cape Elizabeth, so only the Portland Ward meets there now.)

The Quaraun series was originally published on FanFiction.net from 1997 to 2012, as a series of short stories.

Twisted Tales was published in various magazines throughout the 1980 and 1990s.

Mass Market reprints of my books did not become available until 2010. Those can be found on Amazon Kindle as ebooks.

Trade Edition, mass market paperback reprints are being released. As of December 2017, 5 of them are available. They can be bought online on Amazon or offline at any local bookstore.

To make it easy for you to find them, here they are:

Now Available In Print:

Top selling volume of the Quaraun series, and #1 most requested to be released in paperback... The Night of the Screaming Unicorn is now available in trade paperback edition.

The rest of the series will be going to print as well, though a release scheduled is not yet available. It is however, likely that all 5 of the volumes currently available on Amazon Kindle, will see a print release before the end of 2017.

Also, we are nearing the finishing up of editing Summoner of Darkness, and as requested, MOST of the novel is going to be available right here on EelKat.com as a free to read novel.

Because we monetize with Google Adsence, however, the more graphic sex scenes can not be put on this site and will only be available in the paid edition of the book on Amazon.

I've also now begun work on compiling several of the old FanFiction.net short stories together into the novelized compilations editions: GhoulSpawn The Crazed and the Rose Garden of the Pink Necromancer, Zebulon's Captive, and My Two Favorite People.

Sample chapters from each of the novels seen below are now available here on EelKat.com.

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More then a dozen of the short stories have now been complied to create the 5 novelized editions now available on Amazon Kindle:

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Important Special Note To American Visitors:

Please note that we who run EelKat.com are not Americans. American English is not our first language. This site is written in our native language.

We are Scottish Gypsies from Nova Scotia (We are Canadian). Also, this site itself is physically hosted in Quebec, not America.

If you find some spellings, words, or phraseologies unfamiliar, it is because this site it written in Scottish English/Gypsy Cant.

Likewise all books, novels, and short stories written by EelKat Wendy Christine Allen are written in Scottish Gypsy Cant, not American English.

Some Pages On Writing Character Dialogue:

Answering Visitor question:
What clan are you?
Do you have a clan tartan?
And what are those flags flying on your car and in your yard?

Our clan has 400+ official/active members, and is made up of multiple smaller clan groups.

I (EelKat Wendy Christine Allen aka Gwendolyne Wyldes) am a half-blood result of two clans combining through marriage.

My father is a Scottish Gypsy from the Allen/ Lewis/ MacDonald/ Ricker/ Blow/ ORooke/ Googings Clan of Old Orchard Beach. (Yes - the Googings of Googing's Rock, the Rickers who founded/settled Old Orchard Beach, the Allen's of Allen's Ave in Portland, the McDonalds of Mac's Garage, and the Blows of Blow Brother #1 in the #2 business port-a-potty-king of New England, fame. We are all the same Gypsy clan, with names changed due to marriage over the years.)

My mother is a Scottish Traveller, 8th daughter of King David Henry Atwater of the Royal Highland Atwater Clan of Nova Scotia. (The Atwater/Hall/Cyr clan)

The Scottish Travellers are also known as:

• throughout most of New England as "The Scottish Mafia",
• in Colorado they are referred to by the Co State Police as "The Scottish Traveller Crime Family",
• in Old Orchard Beach, Maine, they are known as "Honey Fitz's Crime Lords of Old Orchard Beach" (due to David Henry being Honey Fitz's driver who ran liquor from Nova Scotia to Old Orchard Beach in the 1920s and 1930s),
• to the FBI they are known as "The 3rd Most Wanted Crime Family in America" and "The World's Most Dangerous Gypsy Clan".
• Since 1994, the Scottish Travellers have been referred to by Stephen King Fans as "The Thinner Gypsies" due to the fact that they are the Gypsy clan that was featured in Stephen King's movie The Thinner. 

They are the same Gypsy clan that was marched out of Old Orchard Beach by the Marines in 1963 after the Whitewave fire that burned down 100+ motels in our town. They are known for their outlandish small town takeovers, their wild travelling side show, stunt drivers, side show freaks, bright coloured Gypsy wagons, psychobilly art cars, circus clowns, contortionists, snake carrying Bible thumping tent revival evangelists, and their most famous side show attraction: a 1964 Dodge known as "The World's Most Haunted Car", which Stephen King used as the basis for his movie Christine. Also known as Carny Gypsies, they can be seen in carnivals, state fairs, festivals, and impromptu side/freak shows in all 50 states of the Union, as well as across most of Canada.

Stephen King stated in an interview that he picked this clan in particular because they best fit his "idea" of the "classic Gypsy stereotype" due to their extreme radical, fundamental adherence to "the olde ways."

Many members of the Scottish Traveller clan are polygamists. David Henry had 2 wives. My mom, now single, used to have 2 husbands, my uncle with the most wives has 5 wives, and my aunt with the most husbands, has 8 husbands. There is no female in their clan with fewer than 4 children, most have at least 8 children. The woman with the most pregnancies was 23. The one with the most children to survive childbirth and infancy is 15. All but 2 of the females were married before the age of 16, most being married between the age of 12 and 14. Men in the clan rarely marry before the age of 30. Most couples have a 20 year or more age difference between them.

The Scottish Travellers are frequently seen travelling across America in a HUGE (and heavily armed) caravan of 200 or more cars, trucks, wagons, and motorhomes. Infamous for their illegal squatting tactics, they often find open fields and will set up massive tent villages in a matter of a few hours. Their tents are huge, bigger than most houses, and with around 200 people in their group, it takes them about 3 hours to set up these vast mini-towns of dozens and dozens of tents. 

Since 1994, the Scottish Travellers have been referred to by Stephen King Fans as "The Thinner Gypsies" due to the fact that they are the Gypsy clan that was featured in Stephen King's movie The Thinner. They can be seen in the opening scene of Thinner driving their cars (including the 1964 Dodge) off Saco's Turnpike exit 5, into Old Orchard Beach.

The amusement park in the Thinner movie is Palace Playland of Old Orchard Beach, and, the night time Gypsy camp scenes were filmed at 146 Portland Ave, in Old Orchard Beach, the land that at the time belonged to my grandmother, which I now own. I also now own the car.

The Scottish Travellers (my mom's family) do not have a tartan, however shortly before his death, King David Henry Atwater requested an Atwater Tartan be created out of shades of pink, thistle, and purple. (If you even meet him, you'll remember him as the blind man wore wore neon pink gangster suits. He did EVERYTHING in pink, and had declared pink the "official clan colour".)

More detailed information about The Scottish Travellers and The Scottish Gypsies, as well as info about The Thinner Gypsies.

The Scottish Gypsies (my dad's family) are "officially" a branch of the Lewis Clan. The clan tartan is known as the "Loud MacLeod of Lewis", seen here:

Whenever you see clansmen sporting ^^^THIS^^^tartan, they are us.

There are 3 flags on my car (actually flags flying) (there are several others painted on the roof) and 5 flags in my yard.

Because we are not Americans, you rarely see American flags flown by our clan. Instead you see us flying the flags of Scotland and Nova Scotia side by side, often with the Gypsy Traveller flag a well:

The 4th and 5th fags you see in my yard are both American flags. The Don't Tread on Me Yellow Jack and the standard 50 star stars and stripes. 

All 5 of these flag, I hand made. Four of them are painted, and the huge stars and stripes one is all hand sewn and embroidered, in a quilt method, each stripe and star being a separate piece of cloth sewn together.

Answering Visitor question:
Are you EelKat from Squidoo?
Are you EelKat from The SoapBox?
Are you EelKat from The Comic's Corral?
Are you EelKat, Etiole's friend?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

And yes.

Answering Visitor question:
Is it true you have a world record in books?
How many books do you have and where did you get them all?

No. That's a misquote. I don't HAVE a world record, I'm working towards a world record.

I currently have 300,000+ paperback & hardcover novels.

10,000+ comic books

2,000+ Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck comics

2,000+ cookbooks

800+ books by Barbara Cartland.

2,000+ 1990s Fabio and Fabio-knock-off Historical Romance novels.

2,000+ Dungeons & Dragons, Pathfinder, and d20 RPG game books.

100+ sets of encyclopedias. (some with over 100 volumes, most having around 30 volumes).

Around 7,000 Little Golden Books & similar children's books.

Around 30,000 non-fiction books, including more than 1,000 reference books for writers.

Last I knew the current world record for the most books in a privately owned (not a public library) collection was 700,000 books.

I'm about halfway towards my goal of beating the world record. Last I knew I was in 3rd place. It's been a few years since I last checked who held the record or who the runners up were, and while I continue to add to my collection on a near daily basis, I stopped counting how many books I had after reaching 300,000.

How do I get them? Here's a video of me in action, getting my books:

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Answering reader question:
How did you become otherkin? Why would someone do that?

When I first started CosPlaying I did very super sexy characters (one of my very first cosplays was Jessica Rabbit and I was 12 years old) and I didn't realize how men reacted to those types of cosplays. I wasn't trying to get attention from men, heck, I wasn't even old enough to realize wearing that sort of thing would attract men to me, or that men were even attracted to girls at all. I just really liked Jessica Rabbit. I thought she was awesome and I wanted to dress up as her. Well, I was just walking along and some guy (about in his 40s) ran up to me and slapped my but and started saying really sexual stuff, that I had never heard before and didn't even know what half the words he was saying meant (not until I looked them up later that night). He grabbed my arm and started dragging me with him talking about sex. I had such a horrible time getting away from him. I ran away from him, found a group of people I knew and hung around them for an hour or so. Then I was walking alone again, and suddenly he's there again, once again pawing at me, groping me, talking dirty again...I try to get away, and again he's talking about sex... I tell him I'm 12 and ask him to leave me alone and he gets MAD... oh! he has a total meltdown, screaming and yelling, calling me a lying no good slut and whore, saying I was just pretending to be a kid because I thought I was too good for him... major total meltdown, he was insanely angry and I thought he was gonna punch me out. He grabbed my arm and was dragging me and hurting me, I thought he'd break my arm off. I was so terrified. I got away from him and ran off and didn't stop running until I found my mom. I didn't dare be alone again after that... for MONTHS... that guy scared me so bad, that it was literally 7 or 8 months before I was go out of the house alone (I was homeschooled so, it reached the point where I stopped going out of my bedroom, sacred to even leave the house at all and because I didn't have to go to public school, there was no logical excuse any one could find to get me out of my room.)

A similar incident happened again when I was 14, - same man- and that time I got so scared, it was over a year before I went outside again. Doctor diagnosed me with agoraphobia.

The identity of this man is known.

He has stalked me now for 31 years. Today he lives across the street from me at 139 Portland ave and is the man who owns the backhoe that drove over me house in 2001, again in 2007, nd seen here driving over my house in 2013:

This is the same man who killed my cats and nailed their heads to my door (2015), built a bomb and blew up my house (2006), put a bomb in my classroom at college (2013), blew up my doctor's office killing my doctor and 3 nurses (2003), twice put a bomb in my department at work at WalMart (2015 & 2016), poisoned my brother's food at McDonalds (2017), beheaded my cousin (2013), drove a road grader over my mother's car (2018), cut my car in half (2010), cut my other car in half (2017), filled my motorhome with 1,000s of gallons of feces (2015), cut the heads of 75 pet roosters and hung their bodies in nooses in my rose bushes (2007), and there are 200+ other similar incidents he has done, since 1987 when he started stalking me because I was dressed as Jessica Rabbit.

This stalker is obsessed with me on levels that defy logic, and has made it his personal goal in life, that because I (at 12 years old) refused to have sex with him, has made it his goal to kill me, and everyone around me.

I stopped identifying as female in hopes that he would leave me alone.

I stopped identifying as Human and started identifying as an Elf, because I want nothing to do with a species that includes men like this AND a police force that does nothing to stop him, because he is a millionaire with enough money to bribe the Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford police departments, thus why he has yet to go to jail, even though his identity has been known for well over 20 years.

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