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Homepage for the Fantasy series:
The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun The Insane
-- ten MILLION copies sold and counting!
Founded in 1996, we are Maine's Oldest, Largest, & Most Trafficked Website.
Home to more than 10,000 articles aimed at helping young authors worldbuild, create characters, write novellas, edit manuscripts, design book covers, and self publish their work.
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Welcome to the New
Space Dock 13!
Helping Authors Write Weird, Bizarre, Absurd, Psychedelic Horror-Fantasy Since 1996!
(We've Moved & Changed URLs; Space Dock 13 is now EelKat.com)
(We are also novel-writing-tips.com, a-pink-unicorn.com, & of course are still SpaceDock13.com)
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As of October 15, 2017 EelKat's Star Log Now Has 10,000 Pages!As of October 15, 2017 this site now contains 10,000 articles. As it is difficult to link 10,000 pages to a site index, only the top 1,000 most popular pages are linked to in the site index. The remaining 9,000 pages can be accessed through various links found within the other pages. With 10,000+ pages, 300,000+ email subscribers, and 70,000+ unique monthly visitors, we are now the largest and most trafficed website in York County, Maine! Founded in 1996, we are also the oldest website in the state of Maine. Since 2007, we have be responsible for driving 30,000+ tourists to the state of Maine every summer. Thank you & {{{hugs}}} to all our wonderful site visitors! Without you this never would have been possible. |
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 EelKat As Quaraun The Insane
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 EelKat As BoomFuzzy The Unicorn
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A GhoulSpawn the Crazed costume is now being made, watch for it to be revealed at a CosPlay event in 2018 or 2019
November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!
FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?
Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.
Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.
Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.
This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.
And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!
{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!
Author of Cozy & Gothic Fantasy, Sweet/Fluffy M/M Furry Romance, Cosmic Horror, Space Opera, & Literary SoL genres. I write Elves, Fae, Unicorns, & Demons.
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Looking For Info On How To Write Sex?
You Should Probably Start With My Rant On Erotica Authors Who Don't Know The Difference Between The Words Come and Cum...
Come Hither vs Cum On Me:
And After That, You Want These Pages:
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Please note, this site is the Home Site for The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer aka The Quaraun Series.
The Quaraun series is a set of 2,000 short stories and 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, transvestite wizard.
Due to the content of the books, you must be 18 or older to buy them and they are sold under M18+ ratings in countries that require book ratings on the cover.
These morbid novels do not have happy endings, and main character Quaraun's depression, suicidal nature, and drug use gets worse as the series progresses. If you are looking for cheerful, happy stories, these novels are not for you.
Most pages on EelKat.com are either sample chapters from these Dark Fantasy Yaoi novels or how-to advice and Q&As about writing Dark Fantasy Bizarro Yaoi, and thus many pages feature mention of suicide, drug use, cutting, depression, BDSM fetishes especially CBT, schizophrenia, ritual murder, and thus many pages are probably NSFW.
Please be aware that this site is considered an "Adult Entertainment" website and by viewing it you agree that you are over the age of 18 years old.
Reader discretion of both the Quaraun novels and the pages of this website is advised.
The Quaraun Series
 
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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: First draft/sample chapters from the novels.
NOTE: The scenes and chapters featured here, are from the unedited first drafts, and NOT from the finished published novels. This was done because many readers had asked to see what the first drafts looked like to see how different they were from the finished product. Because these are from the unedited first drafts, they contain spelling and grammar errors, typos, and sections that are still unrevised. These errors are corrected in the final published editions.
Answering Reader Question About The Quaraun Series:
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Behind the Scenes:
A Look At How I Write The Quaraun Series...
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The Quaraun series is a set of 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, bi-sexual, polyamorous/polygamous, masochistic, time traveling transvestite Elf wizard, his sex crazed, sadistic, drug dealing unicorn, and their bloodthirsty sentient house. The Quaraun series contains heavy use of the following:
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The Quaraun series has been banned by the following:The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints aka The Mormon Church (1991) (Reason: too much sex) (Interestingly, there were no sex scenes in the series before 2014) The Arundel Christian Tabernacle, Biddeford-Arundel, Maine (2001) (Reason: evil and influenced by Satan) New Life Church, Biddeford, Maine (2003) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014) Fan-Fiction.net (2012) (Reason: Too violent) Curtis Lake Church, Sanford, Maine (2013) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014 and I added gay characters to the series BECAUSE of this false complaint) Old Orchard Beach Town Hall of the Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, a division of the United States of America Government (January 4, 2016 via court order)(State of Maine, Biddeford District Court: Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574) (Reason #1: Too gay for the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach)(Reason #2: Contains transgender characters depicted as living in Old Orchard Beach, in violation of the ordinance which states Old Orchard Beach is a "Family Friendly Town" by virtue of it's ban on LGBTQ+ residents) NOTE: As a result of this ban, and my discovery that OOB had an ordinance banning LGBTQ citizens from living in our town, an additional court case rose up, and on October 21, 2016, Alfred Superior Court overruled the ordinance banning LGBTQs in OOB, AND overturned the town hall's ban on the Quaraun series, citing that both the ordinace baning LGBTQ residents and the court order ordering the Quaraun books to be removed from Amazon.comto be "gross violations of civil rights".) Did you notice how 3 different places used the exact same phrase of "Too gay for the family friendly..." In each of these three cases the exact same minister was behind the ban. |
Do you agree? #reading #quote pic.twitter.com/t3VjaM6UE7
— Janneke Jobsis-Brown (@JJobsisBrown) March 1, 2018
Sample Chapters of Many of the Novels Are Available To Read Online:
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Volume 119: My Two Favorite People
Please Note: The Quaraun Series Is Rated M18+ and you must be 18 or older to buy it.
Most pages on EelKat.com are about writing, publishing, marketing, and CosPlaying Dark Fantasy, Bizarro, Gorn, Monster Porn, Torture Porn, CBT, Psychedelic Literature, Weird Lovecraftian Horror, Pink Humour Satire, & BDSM Yaoi.
With this in mind, some pages may not be safe for work and are marked as: [NSFW].
Reader discretion is advised.
Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?
Book publishing hiatus: November 14, 2013 I was beaten up by a woman who claimed to be a unpublished author. I was paralyzed for 5 months and am still 4 years later relearning to use my legs & arms. While I was cripple, offline, and recovering these past 4 years, she next proceeded to hack my website and most all of my forum and social network accounts.
April 2015 she returned, filled my motorhome with 1,000s of gallons of feces/raw sewage and cut my cats heads off nailing them to my door. 10 cats are currently still missing.
October 2006 she blew up my house with a bomb, in May 2013 put a bomb in my classroom at college, November 2015 put a bomb in my department where I work at Walmart, and June 2016 put yet another bomb in WalMart. The FBI is trying to identity of this woman. More info about these terrorist attacks on my family can be found here: https://www.eelkat.com/1667Words.html
If you have any information about this woman, please contact the FBI agent in charge of the case, his contact info is on that page.
What Is This Site?
I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, and my home town.
Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles, 30+ non-fiction books, a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck.
In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizzaro Tales set in Medieval Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring Elf and Faerie main character.
My non-fiction topics include local history (particularly paranormal events), gardening, sewing, doll making, painting, SEO, and of course the bulk of my work has been devoted to teaching young writers how to get started on the path of becoming a career author.
I am also a Voodoo Priestess rank of Medsen Fey. I do readings, spell castings, curses, and exorcisms for clients. I'm also a Ceremonial High Magic Necromancer. I trained under the Hebrew Enochain Kabbalist Etiole de bleu de Azure Swanzen, famed for his ability to call up Devs, Ghuls, Daemons, and Djinn, the terror of Maine known mostly for his deadly 7 Year Retribution Curses and Mirror Box Wanga Death Spells. I was his apprentice for 37 years and have now taken over for him.
Every day of my life has been recorded online since 2003.
Since 2016, after multiple death threats, 2 murder attempts, the kidnapping of my cats, and the bombing of my house... on orders of the FBI Agent in charge of the case - I now have a video camera on me and recording 24 hours a day. This will continue until the criminal is caught and locked away in prison where they belong. If you don't want to be featured on my website, then don't be a part of my life, because you WILL find your name, face, email, and home address posted here if you force your way into my life.
This site started out on August 17, 1997 (breaking off of a Yahoo Group started in 1996), under the name "Space Dock 13", as the "Ask EelKat" advice column for writers. It's original purpose was simply for an author (me) to answer questions anyone had about writing short stories and novels. Today 20 years later, I still answer questions sent to me, though, I now receive an average of 2,000 questions a day, meaning it's no longer possible for me to answer every question I receive.
This site's one goal, is still today, as it was when it started: to help young writers get started on the road to becoming published authors.
In 2003, one reader suggested that the best way they could think of, for an author to show people looking to get started in a writing career, what an author's daily life was like, would be to start a blog daily chronalizing every daily activity that effected my writing career.
With that suggestion in mind EK's Star Log was born, and is still active today, 9,772 blog posts later.
On September 23, 2013, we changed urls to EelKat.com, and began the long process of moving all the articles off the old url to this new one. As of June 19, 2017, a little over 2,000 pages have now been transferred here to the new url.
Because I kept adding to it and it got very long, too long for the front page, the rest of the What is this site? answer is now on it's own page.
Book publishing hiatus: November 14, 2013 I was beaten up by a woman, who calls herself "Kendra Silvermander" and who claimed to be a unpublished author. I was paralyzed for 5 months and am still 4 years later relearning to use my legs & arms. While I was cripple, offline, and recovering these past 4 years, she next proceeded to hack my website and most all of my forum and social network accounts.
April 2015 she returned, filled my motorhome with 1,000s of gallons of feces/raw sewage and cut my cats heads off nailing them to my door. 10 cats are currently still missing.
October 2006 she blew up my house with a bomb, in May 2013 put a bomb in my classroom at college, November 2015 put a bomb in my department where I work at Walmart, and June 2016 put yet another bomb in WalMart. The FBI is trying to identity of this woman. More info about these terrorist attacks on my family can be found here: https://www.eelkat.com/1667Words.html
If you have any information about this woman, please contact the FBI agent in charge of the case, his contact info is on that page.
We do not know who this mysterious Kendra Silvermander is or what her motivation is for why she has now built 5 bombs, vandalized over a dozen cars, murdered 2 cats, and filled my motorhome with feces, among other things.
Do you know who
Kendra Silvermander is?
If you know the identity of this extremely dangerous and very violent, bloodthirsty, psychopathic Ku Klux Klan member who calls herself "Kendra Silvermander",
Please Call The FBI Agent
In Charge of the Investigation:
FBI Agent
Andy Drewer
@ (207) 774-9322
More Information on Kendra Silvermander
and her 22 years of terrorist attacks:
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- Health Updates (ALS, Parkinson's, Tendonitis, and Life After Being Crippled By Psychopath @NaNoWriMo ML)
- December 17, 2017 Update: The Maine Militia aka THE SOVEREIGN CITIZENS MOVEMENT OF MAINE
- September 26, 2017 - The Latest Attack By The KKK on The Thinner Gypsies
- September 11, 2017 Update: My Mom Now Identified As The Vandal on The World's Most Haunted Car, Being Investigated By FBI For Hiding Evidence; Now A Suspect In Helping The Vandals
- August 2017 Update: Trespassing Vandals - Hate Crimes In Old Orchard Beach
- July 2017 Update: Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
- June 2, 2017 Update: Tom Addams & The Warrior's Forum
- May 26, 2017 Update: Help The FBI Find This Woman Wanted For Attempted Murder
- May 26, 2017 Update: The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
- April 26, 2017 Update: Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach
- December 24, 2016 Update: The Transgender Murders Part 2 of 21: Old Orchard Beach's Gay Hating White Power Police Officer
- December 24, 2016 Update: The Transgender Murders Part 6 of 21: Gay in Maine = Cat Heads Nailed To Door, House Bomb, KKK Crosses In Yard
- December 24, 2016 Update: The Transgender Murders Part 21 of 21: Gay In Maine = Brain Smashed Out With A Shopping Cart
- December 24, 2016 Update: Make Christmas Merry For EVERY Family | Transvestite Freak
- October 15, 2016 Update: The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
- June 26, 2016 Update: The FBI In Old Orchard Beach, Maine Trying To Capture A Domestic Terrorist
- June 9, 2016 Update: The Bodies of The 30 Murdered White Monkey Children Have Been Found! Hundreds of Sawed Up Bones Found In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
- June 9, 2016 Update; Old Orchard Beach's Blackmailed Police Officer & The Murdered Cats
- May 2016 Update: Planning This Week's Moxie Festival and Frustrations
- January 4, 2016 Update: Vanishing Books Update - Why 27 of my books were deleted off Amazon
- May 15, 2015 Update: Please Help Find EelKat's Missing Cats | Returned Headless
- April 10, 2015 & Canceling the 2015 - 2018 Book Signing Tour
- April 10, 2015 SWAT team Attack on my art cars & cats
- April 2015 Update: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach: The Kidnapped Cats
- The February 20, 2015 Update - SAY NO TO CYBER BULLIES!
- February 15, 2015: Hacked: My Website Was Hacked! Have Information? The FBI Wants To Know
- August 2014: KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & Kendra Silvermander - The Vindictive Stalker
- November 14, 2013 How I Became Crippled - Stalker NaNoWriMo ML
- September 2013: Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
- July 13, 2013: Vandalism of Gypsy Farm Stephen King Thinner Movie filming Location
- Amphibious Aliens Update: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
- November 2011: Hiding in the Shadows: Gypsies - The Side Effects of Prejudices
- October 2010: Kendra Silvermander Is Back In action: You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
- May 10, 2010: World's Most Haunted Car Has Been stolen, Please Help Find It/ May 15, 2010 Stolen Car: Has Been Found & Brought Back Home!
- SCRIPT FRENZY/ April 2010: I WON! & Psycho Stalker Kendra Silvermander Attacks
- Christmas 2009 - Old Orchard Beach Harassment Continues
- NaNoWriMo November 2009 : I’m "evil" because I write books? WTH? Anyone else ever get this?
- To be the lily of the field.
- Tired of people who don’t care. :( Tired of the harassment. :(
- February 10, 2008 - Harrasment Continues in Old Orchard Beach, Maine
- More Harassment - Sunday, August 26, 2007 - The Crime Lords Of Old Orchard Beach
- April 2007: Stolen Items: Please be on the look out for them!
- Trespassers: The Crime Lords Of Old Orchard Beach - April 2007 Updates
- May 9, 2006: The Terrorists of Old Orchard Beach Put My Dad In a Coma
"This site contains daily blogs & vlogs of every event of every day of my life from 2003 til today.
If you are in my life, you are on this site - your name, your face, and probably your home address.
If you don't want to be on this site, then get your ass the fuck out of my life.
If you're harassing me or my family, you're here a lot, and if you don't want anyone to know about it, then don't do it! Don't think I won't defend myself and my family from you, because I will, rest assured if you even THINK about hurting me or any one in my family, I WILL become your WORST nightmare.
And if you do it to me... you can be certain the whole world will know, because I WILL tell EVERYONE.
I will also remind you: I am also a Voodoo Priestess rank of Medsen Fey. I do readings, spell castings, curses, and exorcisms for clients. I'm also a Ceremonial High Magic Necromancer. I trained under the Hebrew Enochain Kabbalist Etiole de bleu de Azure Swanzen, famed for his ability to call up Devs, Ghuls, Daemons, and Djinn, the terror of Maine known mostly for his deadly 7 Year Retribution Curses and Mirror Box Wanga Death Spells. I was his apprentice for 37 years and have now taken over for him. If you hurt me or my family, rest assured a 7 Year Curse HAS been cast on you."
~EelKat (tagline from EK's StarLog 2006)
You can find out more about EelKat here, including my answers to more of your questions.
Answering Visitor Question:
Where are your books published?
Are they sold in bookstores?
I'm having trouble finding your books for sale.
I've been a published author since 1978, but yes, finding copies of my books can be difficult at best.
Most all of my books from the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s were vanity press published, meaning short runs printed through local print/copy shops and were sold almost exclusively to members of the Cape Elizabeth Ward of the Augusta Stake of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints. (Not to be confused with the Portland Ward which meet in the same building later in the day. The Cape Elizabeth Ward renamed itself the Saco Ward in 2006 and now meets in Saco, no longer meeting in Cape Elizabeth, so only the Portland Ward meets there now.)
The Quaraun series was originally published on FanFiction.net from 1997 to 2012, as a series of short stories.
Twisted Tales was published in various magazines throughout the 1980 and 1990s.
Mass Market reprints of my books did not become available until 2010. Those can be found on Amazon Kindle as ebooks.
Trade Edition, mass market paperback reprints are being released. As of December 2017, 5 of them are available. They can be bought online on Amazon or offline at any local bookstore.
To make it easy for you to find them, here they are:
Now Available In Print:
Top selling volume of the Quaraun series, and #1 most requested to be released in paperback... The Night of the Screaming Unicorn is now available in trade paperback edition.
The rest of the series will be going to print as well, though a release scheduled is not yet available. It is however, likely that all 5 of the volumes currently available on Amazon Kindle, will see a print release before the end of 2017.
Also, we are nearing the finishing up of editing Summoner of Darkness, and as requested, MOST of the novel is going to be available right here on EelKat.com as a free to read novel.
Because we monetize with Google Adsence, however, the more graphic sex scenes can not be put on this site and will only be available in the paid edition of the book on Amazon.
I've also now begun work on compiling several of the old FanFiction.net short stories together into the novelized compilations editions: GhoulSpawn The Crazed and the Rose Garden of the Pink Necromancer, Zebulon's Captive, and My Two Favorite People.
Sample chapters from each of the novels seen below are now available here on EelKat.com.
More then a dozen of the short stories have now been complied to create the 5 novelized editions now available on Amazon Kindle:
Top 550 Most Viewed Pages Of 2018 (So Far)
(Out of 10,212 pages)
(Excluding the Home Page, About Page, and Site Map Page, which were the top 3)
- Writing Medieval Servants: Their jobs and their place in historical fiction.
- How many scenes and settings per chapter?
- How to write a book in 1 week! (And why you shouldn't)
- The Fainting Trope & Fade To Black Cliche Writing Illnesses Accurately
- Writing Mute Characters | Character Creation | Novel Writing Tips
- Changing PoV Every Chapter | Writing Your Novel
- The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
- How To Write A Christian Character Accurately
- What should I look out for when submitting a script to Disney?
- Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
- Common Elves vs High Elves: A Detailed Look At How I Write Elves
- Plot Driven vs Character Driven Stories
- Why Not Short Stories? Why Novels?
- FBI Investigation of Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies
- How to Write a Sleazy Male (Villain/Bad Guy) | EelKat on Character Creation
- Fight scenes. How to write them.
- Monster Porn Short Story Beat Sheets | EelKat's Guide To Monster Porn
- Writing Stuff That Churns My Gut
- Writing Native Dialects or Kendra Silvermander on Reddit
- [NSFW] Writing The Sex Scenes In Crude Yaoi Monster Porn
- Creating Character Profiles | EelKat's Guide For Fantasy Authors
- Writing Dares Random Generator
- Defining Types of Magic Users | EelKat On Writing Fantasy Novels
- The Saco River Curse | Paranormal Maine History
- Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
- Writing Dialogue: On the abuse of action tags
- How to write a Fantasy novel with Elves and Wizards that is not LOTR
- EelKat's Guide To Writing Monster Porn | The Kboards Article Reprint
- Writing Demisexual Characters | EelKat on Character Creation
- Increasing Word Count Without Fluff
- Building a Magical System: A Questionnaire | Magic In Quaraun's Universe
- What exactly makes an Elf an Elf? (What is the definition of an Elf?)
- Choosing Story Topics When Writing Short Stories
- How to Write Hot Sex - Tips For Erotic Romance Authors
- Noses, Penis Piercings, And Rapunzel Hair | Writing Character Descriptions
- Random Generators Writing Prompts Bizarro
- Don't put flyers on people's cars...
- Our Primary Site Topic Is Small Penis? Reaching #1 on Page 1 of Google.
- Defeating Overpowered Wizards | Writing Fantasy Novels
- Making Readers Feel Emotion Over Character Death | EelKat on Writing
- No goldfish, today? | GhoulSpawn & The Lich Lord's Lover
- How Long is 50,000 Words? | EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo
- How many words a day? What do you mean?
- How To Write A Novel: Question Everything Before Putting It In Your World
- Meet The Scottish Travellers
- My Editing Process: How My Novels Go From Draft To Publication
- How profitable is each novel volume of your series?
- How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children
- Absurdist Fiction - Getting Started
- Do You Use A System of Power Scaling Your Wizards? | Writing Fantasy
- On Being A Writer With Agoraphobia & PTSD + NaNoWriMo & Feuding Gypsies
- Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach
- Write for readers, not for robots
- Fantasy Names From Real World Cultures | EelKat on Character Creation
- Autism, Asperger's, And The Danger of The Self-Diagnosis
- Things People Say to, or Ask of an Author
- How To Get Traffic: The Secret Behind My Super Long Mega Pages
- Scripts VS Novels: A Look At Writing Dialogue
- Writing For Fun vs Writing For Money
- Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is Quaraun?
- The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
- Writing An Autistic Character
- You Can't Write Hate Crimes Against Gay Men? LGBTQA+ Tropes
- 2-3 Posts a Day Is Crazy? | EelKat on Content Marketing
- How To Create Lovecraftian Style Alien and Demon Languages For Your Novel
- Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is GhoulSpawn?
- Re: Facebook Algorithm Changes - Some Thoughts on FB In 2018
- Tom Addams & The Warrior's Forum
- Creating Character Profiles #1 - Do I Know My Characters?
- Gypsy Veiling - Hijab Head-covering - Dupatta Modesty | Gypsy Interview
- On Writing Yaoi: Crude Adult Comedy & Why It's NOT Erotica
- Alone | Ties That Bind Us | Dark Fantasy Novel | Free Chapters To Read Online
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Top 101 Most Viewed Pages Of 2017
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(Excluding the Home Page, About Page, and Site Map Page, which were the top 3)
- Medieval Servants: Their jobs and their place in historical fiction.
- Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
- On being a handicapped CosPlayer at PortCon Maine 2017
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- Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica
- Quaraun Free To Read Online Complete Chapter Index In Chronological Order
- Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
- Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
- Autism, Asperger's, And The Danger of The Self-Diagnosis
- 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
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- Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
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- World-building In The Quaraun Series: Creating a Fantasy World
- City of The Slushies | Chapter 7 | Quaraun The Insane
- How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children
- How To Write A Stage Play Script Frenzy 2010 Writing Dialogue
- Quaraun GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: The Lover's Triangle
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- Autism and the Stigmas - Why Can’t You Accept Me As Me?
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- Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
- A Gallery of Fetish Shoes
- Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
- EGL: Elegant Gothic Lolita
- One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
- Selfie: When did the X-Rated porn word get a new meaning?
- Daily Writing Prompts (June 2017 Archive)
- Quaraun The Insane Volume 1: The Night of the Screaming Unicorn
- Random Generators by EelKat
- Autistic Characters In Fiction
- Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing
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- Incest In Fiction
- Maine UFO Sightings
- Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family
- The Southern Maine Writers Group
- Contact Info
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- SideBar Archive Spring 2017
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- Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
- Lives Destroyed: Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
- Twighilight Not Twilight
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- EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
- A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
- BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
- An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
- Gemstones in Gypsy Magic (A to C)
- Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
- Pink Flowers Aesthetic on Pinterest
- Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
- You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
- A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness
- City of The Slushies | Chapter 1 | Quaraun The Insane
- Colour Magic - Gypsy Style
- Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
- Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
- Phookas
- The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
- Aspergers is NOT Autism
- Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
- How is it that the church leaders are claiming you do not pay tithes?
- Summoner of Darkness: GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
- The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
- Transgender, Transsexual, Transvestite, or Intersex: What Is Quaraun?
- Average Typing Speed
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Top 100 Most Visited Pages of 2016
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- How Long is 50,000 Words?
- Don't put flyers on people's cars...
- Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
- Writing Mute Characters
- A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
- KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
- 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
- Is It a Novel, a Novella, a Short Story or Something Else?
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- The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
- Random Generators by EelKat
- Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
- Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
- Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
- Pen Names Maintaining Anonymity
- How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica? or Why are gay haters beating up elderly woman for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness and saying she's a transexual because only transexuals wear pink?
- Quaraun Cover Art Gallery | Fantasy Novel Book Cover Art
- Ten Kidnapped Cats
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- Twighilight Not Twilight
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- Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
- You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
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- Taxes and dealing with the IRS for writers
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- How to Write A Kiss
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- Women Don't Date Jerks or Stalkers, So Stop Being One
- 13 Black Cats Magical Supply Shop
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- The Saco River Curse
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- Are You A Satan Worshiper?
- Vol.2 Kelim and The Necromancer - Chapter Index
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- Selfie: When did the X-Rated porn word get a new meaning?
- Quaraun The Insane Volume 8: Into The Swamp of Death
- Bananas!
- On Living With Autism
- The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: Work-In-Progress Updates
- The Night of the Red Lightning (My Alien Lover Volume 1)
- Fabric Designed By EelKat
- Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
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- HEA in Erotica (Should You Write Happily Ever Afters?)
- HotFooting: what is it?
- Incest In Fiction
- Bumper Sticker Quotes
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- How To Become A Renegade Writer
- Only one thing is writing...WRITING! So just start writing, right now, today.
- Roderic Swanzen
- Autism Service Dog Uniforms
- Blog Archive: March 2015
- Media Statements
- A Curse Upon The Town Of Old Orchard Beach
- Disclaimers
- Friday, March 27, 2015: BoomFuzzy Updates and Hacked Kboards Account info.
- Guide to Character Creation for Writers
- Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?
- Pillows By EelKat
- Volume 5: The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain
- The Business of Writing
- Dealing With Scam Emails
- Quaraun CosPlay Fabrics
- My NaNoWriMo Journey
- Too Young To Write It?
- Why Write 50,000 Words In 30 Days?
- Copyrights and Other Things You Need To Know
- Descriptive Writing
- EelKat's ABCs of Writing
- FTC Disclosure
- Is It Erotica?
- Keeping Healthy
- World Building for Writers
- Rights As An Author: When someone wants to use your work in their book.
- Benefits of NaNoWriMo
- Autistics Have Feelings Too & Diverse Books Rant
- Book Ratings: Or Am I too young to buy this book?
- 13BlackCats-Crystals-and-Gems
- How Can I Possibly Write a Novel in 30 Days?
- Phookas
- The Lemon Water Diet for Authors too busy writing to have time for the gym.
- The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & How It Got Started
- The Southern Maine Writers Group
- SCRIPT FRENZY 2010: I WON! & Psycho Stalker Attacks
- Wristlets, Wrist Bags, Mini Clutch, Cosmetic Bags, and Designer Mini Purses
Top 100 Most Visited Pages of 2015
- Writing Dares Random Generator
- About EelKat
- Medieval Servants: Their jobs and their place in historical fiction.
- A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
- How Long is 50,000 Words?
- 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
- Don't put flyers on people's cars...
- The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & How It Got Started
- A Motorhome Named No Hurry and The Theft of The Pidgie Fund Cats
- The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
- Writing Mute Characters
- Say No To Bullies & Racism! We Need Diverse Books (Why EelKat Left KBoards)
- Is It a Novel, a Novella, a Short Story or Something Else?
- Only one thing is writing...WRITING! So just start writing, right now, today.
- Ten Kidnapped Cats
- Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
- Quaraun The Insane Volume 1: The Night of the Screaming Unicorn
- The Southern Maine Writers Group
- You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
- Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books
- Are You A Satan Worshiper?
- Autistic Characters In Fiction
- One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
- Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
- Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
- Quaraun and the Amazon Adult Filter
- The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
- EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
- The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane Volume 3: BoomFuzzy
- EK's Star Log
- How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica?
- Roderic Swanzen
- Twighilight Not Twilight
- How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
- Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
- Amphibious Aliens
- Quaraun Cover Art Gallery
- The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane Volume 2: Kelim and The Necromancer
- The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: Work-In-Progress Updates
- The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
- The Night of the Red Lightning (My Alien Lover Volume 1)
- Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
- Quaraun The Insane Volume 8: Into The Swamp of Death
- Women Don't Date Jerks or Stalkers, So Stop Being One
- Write A Lot - Content Is King
- Cyber Bullying: When Readers Attack Authors and What to Do About It
- Disclaimers
- What the Ocean Gives Me (How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing)
- A Curse Upon The Town Of Old Orchard Beach
- Contact Info
- Creating a Fantasy Realm
- Fabric Designed By EelKat
- HotFooting: what is it?
- How to Write A Kiss
- Incest In Fiction
- Media Statements
- My NaNoWriMo Journey
- Quaraun The Insane Volume 5: The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain
- Why We Gypsies Do Not Like American Men Near Our Women
- Why Write 50,000 Words In 30 Days?
- Blog Archive: March 2015
- Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
- Dealing With Scam Emails
- Don't Quit! EelKat's Guide to NaNoWriMo
- EelKat's Blog Posts of April 2015
- FTC Disclosure
- Guide to Character Creation for Writers
- How Can I Possibly Write a Novel in 30 Days?
- How To Enhance Your Creativity
- Keeping Healthy
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- Quaraun CosPlay Fabrics
- The Lemon Water Diet for Authors too busy writing to have time for the gym.
- The Saco River Curse
- Toilets In Fiction
- Too Young To Write It?
- World Building for Writers
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- Random Generators Writing Prompts Bizarro
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- Bizarro Yaoi Novel Night of The Screaming Unicorn
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- HEA in Erotica
- Mental Illness in Fiction
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Wasn't This Page Different Yesterday?
Answering another question: "Wasn't this page different yesterday?"
Yep. Probably. I update pages daily. Move pages constantly. Re-write codes every few weeks. Publish 1 to 10 new pages every day. And post daily updates on various pages. The front landing page (this one you are reading now) changes daily. It'll feature different articles every day.
The first draft of an article shows up here the day it's written, then 2 or 3 days later gets moved to it's own page with it's own url.
This site is VERY active. If you don't come back daily, you'll defiantly miss out on something.
We Are Now The Largest &
Most Visited Website
of Old Orchard Beach, Maine!
{{{{Hugs}}} and a great big thank you to all my wonderful fans!
As of March 2017 EelKat.com is now getting 44,000 views per month!
We've come a long way from the 300 views a month I was getting 10 years ago when the Amphibious Aliens article was first published.
We are also now the #1 web site on Google for almost every search term containing the words "Old Orchard Beach", receiving more then 7,000 hits per month just on that one search term!
With 6,000+ pages and 44,000 views per month, we are now both the largest and most trafficked website headquartered out of Old Orchard Beach, Maine. Yay!
These amazing results are all thanks to two articles: Amphibious Aliens, which now ranks as my most read article ever, and Meet The GoldenEagle: The World's Most Haunted Car, which is the most visited page on my website. Thank you to all my wonderful readers for making this possible. Without all you wonderful people this website wouldn't even be possible.
{{{Hugs}}} for you all, and thank you once again for taking the time to stop by!
~EK
Here, have a celebratory rainbow pooping cat in space, CosPlaying a strawberry poptart...
If you play iSpy long enough with my car you can find Nyan Cat in the beadwork...
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Reasons Why Fantasy Authors Should Start a Blog: Expand Your Author Platform
Monster Truck No Hurry as Transgender Awareness Tour Bus - Inside
Monster Truck No Hurry as Transgender Awareness Tour Bus - OutsideAre you here to meet Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies?
Or to see the real "Christine" The World's Most Haunted Car?
Language Warning?
Answering another question: "Do you have to swear so much?"
Damn, fucking, bloody hell, yes. And if you don't like it, you can take your elitist shit head, stuff it up your holier than thou ass, and jump off a cliff.
I write Yaoi. As in, I'm a Yaoi author. Yaoi is noted for being crude. It's a genre that you have to be 18 or older to buy. So, yeah, you're gonna find crude language here, and you probably want to be 18 or older to read my site here as well, because the #1 thing I talk about is Yaoi and how to write it.
If you're offended by crude language, you really ought to be asking yourself why you are visiting a website that deals predominantly with how to write gay sex scenes? Cocks, dicks, balls, and cum can be found on well over a thousand pages here.
Here, have a nice Scottish Fuck You:
We Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, are Scottish & this site therefore uses our Native Scottish English.
Spellings like "traveller" or "neighbour" or "colour", pronoun differences "me" for "my" or "you" for "your" might look unfamiliar to you, but they are in fact correct in our language. Please refrain from letting your cultural ignorance show in my inbox.
Important Special Note To American Visitors:
Please note that we who run EelKat.com are not Americans. American English is not our first language. This site is written in our native language.
We are Scottish Gypsies from Nova Scotia (We are Canadian). Also, this site itself is physically hosted in Quebec, not America.
If you find some spellings, words, or phraseologies unfamiliar, it is because this site it written in Scottish English/Gypsy Cant.
Likewise all books, novels, and short stories written by EelKat Wendy Christine Allen are written in Scottish Gypsy Cant, not American English.
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Answering Visitor question:
What clan are you?
Do you have a clan tartan?
And what are those flags flying on your car and in your yard?
Our clan has 400+ official/active members, and is made up of multiple smaller clan groups.
I (EelKat Wendy Christine Allen aka Gwendolyne Wyldes) am a half-blood result of two clans combining through marriage.
My father is a Scottish Gypsy from the Allen/ Lewis/ MacDonald/ Ricker/ Blow/ ORooke/ Googings Clan of Old Orchard Beach. (Yes - the Googings of Googing's Rock, the Rickers who founded/settled Old Orchard Beach, the Allen's of Allen's Ave in Portland, the McDonalds of Mac's Garage, and the Blows of Blow Brother #1 in the #2 business port-a-potty-king of New England, fame. We are all the same Gypsy clan, with names changed due to marriage over the years.)
My mother is a Scottish Traveller, 8th daughter of King David Henry Atwater of the Royal Highland Atwater Clan of Nova Scotia. (The Atwater/Hall/Cyr clan)
The Scottish Travellers are also known as:
- throughout most of New England as "The Scottish Mafia",
- in Colorado they are referred to by the Co State Police as "The Scottish Traveller Crime Family",
- in Old Orchard Beach, Maine, they are known as "Honey Fitz's Crime Lords of Old Orchard Beach" (due to David Henry being Honey Fitz's driver who ran liquor from Nova Scotia to Old Orchard Beach in the 1920s and 1930s),
- to the FBI they are known as "The 3rd Most Wanted Crime Family in America" and "The World's Most Dangerous Gypsy Clan".
- Since 1994, the Scottish Travellers have been referred to by Stephen King Fans as "The Thinner Gypsies" due to the fact that they are the Gypsy clan that was featured in Stephen King's movie The Thinner.
They are the same Gypsy clan that was marched out of Old Orchard Beach by the Marines in 1963 after the Whitewave fire that burned down 100+ motels in our town. They are known for their outlandish small town takeovers, their wild travelling side show, stunt drivers, side show freaks, bright coloured Gypsy wagons, psychobilly art cars, circus clowns, contortionists, snake carrying Bible thumping tent revival evangelists, and their most famous side show attraction: a 1964 Dodge known as "The World's Most Haunted Car", which Stephen King used as the basis for his movie Christine. Also known as Carny Gypsies, they can be seen in carnivals, state fairs, festivals, and impromptu side/freak shows in all 50 states of the Union, as well as across most of Canada.
Stephen King stated in an interview that he picked this clan in particular because they best fit his "idea" of the "classic Gypsy stereotype" due to their extreme radical, fundamental adherence to "the olde ways."
Many members of the Scottish Traveller clan are polygamists. David Henry had 2 wives. My mom, now single, used to have 2 husbands, my uncle with the most wives has 5 wives, and my aunt with the most husbands, has 8 husbands. There is no female in their clan with fewer than 4 children, most have at least 8 children. The woman with the most pregnancies was 23. The one with the most children to survive childbirth and infancy is 15. All but 2 of the females were married before the age of 16, most being married between the age of 12 and 14. Men in the clan rarely marry before the age of 30. Most couples have a 20 year or more age difference between them.
The Scottish Travellers are frequently seen travelling across America in a HUGE (and heavily armed) caravan of 200 or more cars, trucks, wagons, and motorhomes. Infamous for their illegal squatting tactics, they often find open fields and will set up massive tent villages in a matter of a few hours. Their tents are huge, bigger than most houses, and with around 200 people in their group, it takes them about 3 hours to set up these vast mini-towns of dozens and dozens of tents.
Since 1994, the Scottish Travellers have been referred to by Stephen King Fans as "The Thinner Gypsies" due to the fact that they are the Gypsy clan that was featured in Stephen King's movie The Thinner. They can be seen in the opening scene of Thinner driving their cars (including the 1964 Dodge) off Saco's Turnpike exit 5, into Old Orchard Beach.
The amusement park in the Thinner movie is Palace Playland of Old Orchard Beach, and, the night time Gypsy camp scenes were filmed at 146 Portland Ave, in Old Orchard Beach, the land that at the time belonged to my grandmother, which I now own. I also now own the car.
The Scottish Travellers (my mom's family) do not have a tartan, however shortly before his death, King David Henry Atwater requested an Atwater Tartan be created out of shades of pink, thistle, and purple. (If you even meet him, you'll remember him as the blind man wore wore neon pink gangster suits. He did EVERYTHING in pink, and had declared pink the "official clan colour".)
More detailed information about The Scottish Travellers and The Scottish Gypsies, as well as info about The Thinner Gypsies.
The Scottish Gypsies (my dad's family) are "officially" a branch of the Lewis Clan. The clan tartan is known as the "Loud MacLeod of Lewis", seen here:
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Whenever you see clansmen sporting ^^^THIS^^^tartan, they are us.
There are 3 flags on my car (actually flags flying) (there are several others painted on the roof) and 5 flags in my yard.
Because we are not Americans, you rarely see American flags flown by our clan. Instead you see us flying the flags of Scotland and Nova Scotia side by side, often with the Gypsy Traveller flag a well:
 Flag of Scotland |
 Flag of Nova Scotia |
 Gypsy Traveller Flag |
 Don't Tread on Me Flag |
The 4th and 5th fags you see in my yard are both American flags. The Don't Tread on Me Yellow Jack and the standard 50 star stars and stripes.
All 5 of these flag, I hand made. Four of them are painted, and the huge stars and stripes one is all hand sewn and embroidered, in a quilt method, each stripe and star being a separate piece of cloth sewn together.
Answering Visitor question:
Are you EelKat from Squidoo?
Are you EelKat from The SoapBox?
Are you EelKat from The Comic's Corral?
Are you EelKat, Etiole's friend?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
And yes.
Answering Visitor question:
Is it true you have a world record in books?
How many books do you have and where did you get them all?
No. That's a misquote. I don't HAVE a world record, I'm working towards a world record.
I currently have 300,000+ paperback & hardcover novels.
10,000+ comic books
2,000+ Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck comics
2,000+ cookbooks
800+ books by Barbara Cartland.
2,000+ 1990s Fabio and Fabio-knock-off Historical Romance novels.
2,000+ Dungeons & Dragons, Pathfinder, and d20 RPG game books.
100+ sets of encyclopedias. (some with over 100 volumes, most having around 30 volumes).
Around 7,000 Little Golden Books & similar children's books.
Around 30,000 non-fiction books, including more than 1,000 reference books for writers.
Last I knew the current world record for the most books in a privately owned (not a public library) collection was 700,000 books.
I'm about halfway towards my goal of beating the world record. Last I knew I was in 3rd place. It's been a few years since I last checked who held the record or who the runners up were, and while I continue to add to my collection on a near daily basis, I stopped counting how many books I had after reaching 300,000.
How do I get them? Here's a video of me in action, getting my books:
Answering reader question:
How did you become otherkin? Why would someone do that?
When I first started CosPlaying I did very super sexy characters (one of my very first cosplays was Jessica Rabbit and I was 12 years old) and I didn't realize how men reacted to those types of cosplays. I wasn't trying to get attention from men, heck, I wasn't even old enough to realize wearing that sort of thing would attract men to me, or that men were even attracted to girls at all. I just really liked Jessica Rabbit. I thought she was awesome and I wanted to dress up as her. Well, I was just walking along and some guy (about in his 40s) ran up to me and slapped my but and started saying really sexual stuff, that I had never heard before and didn't even know what half the words he was saying meant (not until I looked them up later that night). He grabbed my arm and started dragging me with him talking about sex. I had such a horrible time getting away from him. I ran away from him, found a group of people I knew and hung around them for an hour or so. Then I was walking alone again, and suddenly he's there again, once again pawing at me, groping me, talking dirty again...I try to get away, and again he's talking about sex... I tell him I'm 12 and ask him to leave me alone and he gets MAD... oh! he has a total meltdown, screaming and yelling, calling me a lying no good slut and whore, saying I was just pretending to be a kid because I thought I was too good for him... major total meltdown, he was insanely angry and I thought he was gonna punch me out. He grabbed my arm and was dragging me and hurting me, I thought he'd break my arm off. I was so terrified. I got away from him and ran off and didn't stop running until I found my mom. I didn't dare be alone again after that... for MONTHS... that guy scared me so bad, that it was literally 7 or 8 months before I was go out of the house alone (I was homeschooled so, it reached the point where I stopped going out of my bedroom, sacred to even leave the house at all and because I didn't have to go to public school, there was no logical excuse any one could find to get me out of my room.)
A similar incident happened again when I was 14, - same man- and that time I got so scared, it was over a year before I went outside again. Doctor diagnosed me with agoraphobia.
The identity of this man is known.
He has stalked me now for 31 years. Today he lives across the street from me at 139 Portland ave and is the man who owns the backhoe that drove over me house in 2001, again in 2007, nd seen here driving over my house in 2013:
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This is the same man who killed my cats and nailed their heads to my door (2015), built a bomb and blew up my house (2006), put a bomb in my classroom at college (2013), blew up my doctor's office killing my doctor and 3 nurses (2003), twice put a bomb in my department at work at WalMart (2015 & 2016), poisoned my brother's food at McDonalds (2017), beheaded my cousin (2013), drove a road grader over my mother's car (2018), cut my car in half (2010), cut my other car in half (2017), filled my motorhome with 1,000s of gallons of feces (2015), cut the heads of 75 pet roosters and hung their bodies in nooses in my rose bushes (2007), and there are 200+ other similar incidents he has done, since 1987 when he started stalking me because I was dressed as Jessica Rabbit.
This stalker is obsessed with me on levels that defy logic, and has made it his personal goal in life, that because I (at 12 years old) refused to have sex with him, has made it his goal to kill me, and everyone around me.
I stopped identifying as female in hopes that he would leave me alone.
I stopped identifying as Human and started identifying as an Elf, because I want nothing to do with a species that includes men like this AND a police force that does nothing to stop him, because he is a millionaire with enough money to bribe the Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford police departments, thus why he has yet to go to jail, even though his identity has been known for well over 20 years.
Update: May 2, 2018: KKK Just Attacked Me and My Boyfriend AGAIN...
KKK Just Attacked Me and My Boyfriend AGAIN... PLEASE someone must know who these people are. PLEASE help the police to identify them!
If you have ANY info as to who these 3 people are or witnessed this or any of their previous attacks, PLEASE call the FBI Agent in charge of this attempted murder case (they are suspected to being the ones who built the bomb that blew up my house at 146 Portland ave) Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland office @ 207-774-9322
Just now (it just happened) the large sized 4-door white truck (the BIG oversized Dodge one, not the 2 smaller regular sized ones), attacked my boyfriend's car, while he was taking me to my land in Old Orchard. It was on the Portland Road in Saco going the other way, and did a u-turn onto the Ross Road intersection (where we were), going through a red light on the wrong side of the road, well over 60MPH in a 25MPH zone, onto the Ross Road, speeding up onto our bumper and trying to force us off the road. At the Goosefare Brook bridge he pull over and called someone on his phone. At which point my boyfriend noticed the license plate had an Old Orchard Beach fire department place tag over it. The driver was a large sized bald/crew cut man, looked about in his 30s.
The truck was moments later joined by a silver SUV driven by a blond woman. Both cars proceeded to lunge and swerve and try to force us off the road. When we got to my driveway at 146 Portland Ave, the silver SUV driven by the blond woman drove up the logging road across the street from me at 139 Portland Ave. The SUV then came back out of 139 about 3 minutes later, and proceeded to drive back and forth around my yard, apparently driving to the Ross Road intersection then turning around and coming back, then to Walnut Street and turning around and coming back again, to just hover back and forth at my driveway every 4 to 5 minutes. Please do something to get these very dangerous stalkers out of my life.
I have been without my car (the Volvo with the marbles glued to it) for 11 weeks because the last time they attacked, they slammed into my car, and cracked the frame. My car has been in repairs for 11 weeks now, being re-welded back together, after they broke it in half. This is the same man and blond woman who are usually accompanied by a red haired woman (she was not with them today) and they call themselves "The Loyalist White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan" which appears to be a group they invented themselves as I can find no such reference to a group by that name other then them screaming that's what they are when they are in my driveway.
The FBI and Old Orchard Beach police are trying to id the drivers of these cars who have been terrorizing multiple non-white families up and down Portland ave since June 2001 (over 20 years now). They are wanted in connection with 5(five) bombs, multiple car vandalisms, the kidnapping and beheading of 140+ cats, dogs, and other pets belonging to more then 20 families on our street, and for their shootings in people's front lawns after dark.
These 3 are the #1 suspects in the April 10, 2015 attack on my motorhome, when they broke in, trashed it, then filled it with 1,000s of gallons of raw sewage/feces, which is is suspected they used a Blow Brothers waste disposal truck to do it with.
This man and 2 women are also the #1 suspects in the beheading of my cats, whom were kidnapped and their heads later returned, nailed to my door. (May 15, 2015)
The man and the blond woman have a very mommy son, incest-style relationship going on when they are together. They appear to be mother and son as well as lovers. The red haired woman (who calls herself Kendra Silvermander and carries with her a small about 10lb dog) calls the blond woman her sister. Both women look to be in their 60s. The man and blond woman, mother/son duo, when together, act like Bonnie and Clyde, high on their blood lust for violence, and all over each other sexually. These attacks that they do, appear to be some sort of twisted foreplay for their love life. They go out of their way to make it very clear that their acts of violence are nothing more then fuel for their sexual lusts for each other.
They are often armed with hunting rifles and illegal automatic weapons. This man and 2 women are classified by the FBI as domestic terrorists. They are considered armed and EXTREMELY dangerous.
They are also wanted in connection to the beheading of my cousin who was murdered in 2013, who also lived on Portland ave.
The FBI believes them to be part of a dangerous gang that calls itself "The Cyr Clan"... a group of Heroine, Meth, and Marijuana drug chemists, (yes, the ones who lived at 142 Portland ave in the 1970s and who planted 3 acres of marijuana in the swamp behind my house in 1983 - they are PISSED because we turned them over to the police when we found the drugs growing behind our farm). The Cyr Clan is a group of about 400 Traveller Gypsies, who are my aunts and uncles, but I have only personally meet about 30 or 40 of them and do not know and would not recognize the others in their group. Among them is Colorado's #1 most wanted criminal. Among other things, they are wanted for their connections to 5 different UFO cult mass murder-suicides, including Heaven's Gate, where they killed 39 people. Additionally, they are wanted for the murders of 30+ children in the 1970s, running a child sex slavery ring, the murder of 3 police officers, multiple shootouts with police throughout the 1970s and 1980s including the bloody Battle of 4-5-8, and setting fire to more then 100 hotels in Old Orchard Beach in 1969 (The Burning of The White Wave). The Cyr Clan is lead by a Korean woman, Anne Cyr, who goes by the code name "4-5-8". The Cyr Clan terrorised Old Orchard Beach throughout the 1960s and 1970s, their reign of terror ending with the 4-5-8- Shoot-Out, that resulted in the death of several small children, including Anne Cyr's daughter. If this trio IS connected to The Cyr Clan, then they are likely also armed with machine guns and illegal military weapons. The Cyr Clan have been dumping the bodies of children in the Goosefare Brook Ravine in the Reclaim Plains Blueberry Plains, on the Ross Road, in Old Orchard Beach, for more then 40 years - bodies that coyotes dug up and brought to the surface in June 2016.
If it is true, as the FBI suspects, that these 3 terrorists are part of the Cyr Clan, then it can not be stated enough, that these are child murdering, child rapists, animal abusing, chemist, drug dealer, white power, gay-hating, gun trafficing, cop killing terrorists who are EXTREMELY DANGEROUS and are part of a gang that is the FBI's 3rd most wanted Crime Family in the country.
If you encounter them, call the FBI agent in charge IMMEDIATELY.
Do NOT confront them - they WILL kill you.
I have reported this information to the police.
Description of vehicle involved – Color: white, Make: dodge, Type: 4-door truck - super duty sized, License Plate: has OOB fire department tags, Other details: driver is large sized bald/crew-cut man about mid-30s-ish
Description of vehicle involved – Color: silver, Type: suv, License Plate: Maine could have said "blue sky"??? couldn't make it out, Other details: driver is a blond woman, shoulder length hair, about 60s-ish, usually has a red-haired woman with her but was alone this time
Normal sane people don't do stuff like this:
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These attacks shouldn't continue to happen.
Living with this sort of daily terrorist attacks is not right.
Help Put Old Orchard Beach's Domestic Terrorists In Prison Where These Criminals Belong
Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer
@ 207-774-9322
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What do you want to become?
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!
~EK
EelKat.com
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If you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.
Are you an evil man?
Are you sure you're not?
How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?
Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.
Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?
What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?
Did you know...
October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.
August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.
November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.
November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.
Are you proud of what you have done?
Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.
~EelKat
If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
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