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As of February 2021, we are now getting up to 7 MILLION visits per day!
This is the home page of
Maine author, artist, Voodoo Priestess, Gypsy Queen, and art car designer:
EelKat Wendy Christine Allen.
This website started in 1996 and is updated, edited, and added to daily.
As of 2021 it has more than 10,000 pages. However, only around 2,000 pages are indexed by search engines (robot blockers and/or passwords, prevent the rest from being findable by Google/Bing/Yahoo/etc.). Around 8,000 pages can only be accessed by clicking on direct links to them. The links are found on other pages on this site. Confusing? Perhaps. But whenever one of those difficult to find 8,000 pages gets traffic, I know that you are VERY dedicated in reading what I wrote or doing some stalker level digging to reach those search engine inaccessible pages and I'd rather not waste my time writing stuff for uninterested parties, plus it's fascinating to see how deep some people are willing dig to find every last word I wrote.
I published my first novel in 1978. Since then I have published 138 novels, 30 non-fiction books, 2,000+ short stories, a dozen plays, a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck comics, a few dozen novellas, and 10,000+ non-fiction articles.
I am asexual and famous for 4 decades of writing 100% sexless stories, laced in extreme blood-gore-and-violence. But in spite of that, in recent years, most people classify me as an Erotica author. I don't know why, as I've never written Erotica or even any sex scenes, and as I am a nun, raised as such from the age of 3, I wouldn't even know how to write sex or Erotica. If you came here looking for sex, BDSM, Erotica, or Dominatrix's, please return to whomever sent you and tell them to burn in Hell where their immoral ass belongs. Also, do tell me their name so I can put a curse on them, so they will never enjoy sex ever again, to punish them for spreading lies about me and connecting my name to anything related to sex at all. I find sex vile and despicable and want no part of your perverse degradation near me.
All of my fiction works are about Alien Elf Wizards who live in Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All of my non-fiction works are about the history of Maine, it's Gypsy Clans, and most especially Old Orchard Beach the town which was settled and founded by my family.
Most of these pages answer reader questions on the worldbuilding, character creating, plotting, writing, editing, and publishing process of my work.
Others are on the history of my people, The Gypsies of Maine, our culture, our lifestyle, our cars, and our religion.
The rest of the pages are daily updates of the terrorist attacks by Maine's White Supremacists on my non-white family, including updates of the FBI investigation of the April 10, 2015 murder of my children.
FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the case. If you have information about the April 10, 2015 murder of my family or any of the attacks on our home and relatives, give it to him not me. He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322
Or you can go to his office and talk to him in person: 1 Middle Street, Portland, Maine - 4th floor FBI. The building across the street from the Portland Police Department, behind the courthouse. The entire 4th floor is the FBI office, you can't miss it.
The bulk of this website is a massive database of how-to articles for anyone looking to write and publish Dark Fantasy & Weird Horror.
Also, this website contains the database of my 300+ novels and 2,000+ short stories, which make up The Twighlight Manor Series, The Quaraun Series, The Wild Years, The Christonite Chronicles, The Ptarmigan Kats, Captured By Faeries, and Twisted Tales. (These pages are not indexed by search engines, so you can't use Google or Bing to search for my novels and short stories. These pages can only be accessed via links found on other pages of this site.)
Some stuff is indexed. Most stuff isn't. There are more than 10,000 pages, just of character creation, worldbuilding, Fantasy writing, and short story writing how-to articles, and an addition 1,500 pages just in Witcher 3 screenshots, with another 2,000 pages devoted to the history of Old Orchard Beach, and another 2,000 pages to the history of The Gypsies, meaning there are far too many pages here link them all in the header. This website is MASSIVE, and will take you several years to try to read everything on it.
The links below take you to the most popular/most visited pages. Each of them contains more links to more pages. That should get you started.
Enjoy your stay!
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
Due to the murder of my family and the resulting court cases, police investigations, and FBI investigations, I no longer have time to daily update this website.
Likewise ALL novel, short story, and article writing projects are on hiatus.
All book releases, book signings, workshops, and convention appearances for 2015 (and unknown amount of time after) are on hold while the murder investigation of my family is ongoing.
Writing advice an, worldbuilding, character creation, and other writing how to articles are on hold.
From now on, the bulk of updates here will be about the investigation into the murder of my family.
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| Keywords & Pigeons: Or The Secret To Why I Get 7million Views Per Day and You Don't|
| The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer: Quaraun The Insane |
| Meet Quaraun | Meet BoomFuzzy | Meet GhoulSpawn | FAQs |
| April 10, 2015: Never Forget | Readers Seeing Things I Did Not Write |
| Character motivation for becoming a drug dealer? | How To Stay Motivated To Write |
| Motivations of Super Villains of Organizations That Control The World |
| Age Difference In Marriage: The Fiction VS The Reality | Writing Polygamous and Polyamorous Characters |
|Giving Your Characters Flaws and Goals | Writing Taboos | Travel & World Size Fantasy Worldbuilding |
| Slice of Life Literary Fantasy - Soap Opera Drama of the Fantasy Genre |
| Question Everything Before Putting It In Your World |
| Americans Don't Want Diverse Books | Why Do Americans Hate Black People? (2016 ed.) |
| Writing Christian Characters Accurately To Real World Christians | Writing Prompt Syndrome |
| How long does it take to reach 1667 words? & 50k in one day - is it possible? | How Many Pages Per Day? |
| How to increase word count without making a story boring? | Your Population: World Building Writing Prompts |
| Overactive Reader Imaginations: Seeing Things I Did Not Write|
| Wait, why is Quaraun Rated M If It's Not Erotica and Contains No Sex Scenes? |
| Comparing The Wild Sex Crazed Rumors About Who I Am & What I Write, To Asexual I Actually Am & The Sexless Novels I Actually Write |
| April 10, 2015: Never Forget | Readers Seeing Things I Did Not Write |
| BDSM? Dominatrix? Erotica? Boy Are You In The Wrong Place! |
| Wait, You DON'T Write Sex, But I Thought... | A Look At Twitch's Witch Hunting Culture |
| But Avallac'h... A Look At How Sex Crazed Fans Can Destroy Lives, When They See Sex In Places It Never Was |
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| Who Is Avallac'h? | Ciri or Lara? | | But Ciri is The Chosen One, She's Like Jesus! | | The Avallac'h Playthrough Challenge | |
| Mistakes People Make While Playing Witcher 3| | Why Americans Should NOT Read The Witcher Novels | | How can you like Avallac'h? He's a Polygamist! | |
| How Does a Destitute Homeless Man Get Accused of Being Wealthy?| Twitch Follower vs Viewer Counts |
| I Came Here Looking For Vampire Strippers, But Than I Found Out You Were An Asexual Catholic Nun |
| April 10, 2015: Never Forget | Readers Seeing Things I Did Not Write |
| Can I Visit You? | The Most Bizarre Question I've Ever Been Asked & The Answer You Didn't Want To Hear |
| How Did The FBI Get Involved? | What Is The Mafia Connection? | What Religion Are You? |
| Meet The Scottish Travellers | Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies - The Complete Interviews |
| Amphibious Aliens | Meet The Real Christine: The World's Most Haunted Car |
| April 10, 2015: Never Forget | Readers Seeing Things I Did Not Write |
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If so, it's this one:
Noses, Penis Piercings, And Rapunzel Hair:
Writing Character Descriptions:
A Detailed Look At How I Write Character Descriptions of The Quaraun Series
| April 10, 2015: Never Forget | Readers Seeing Things I Did Not Write |
13 Black Cats:
About Us
EelKat Wendy Christine Allen, owner of 13 Black Cats, with 12 year old Chihuahua, Marcy.Eelkat is the current reigning Queen of the Scottish Gypsy Clan of Old Orchard Beach (the Gypsy clan which was featured in Stephen King's The Thinner.) She is a Voodoo Priestess rank of Medsen Fey, Marji Loa to Dambala Weddo.
How long you have been running your online shop? Why did you start it?
I started my first website (Space Dock 13) in 1997. Now in 2016 and that site have 6,000+ pages. You can see it HERE.
In 2004, I added my first online store Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts, which is still online and now had more then 20,000 products. This shop features all art, paintings, drawings, and photography by me.
In 2005 I joined eBay and Amazon as a seller of used books. It was not a business I made money on, as I bought way more books then I sold and quickly discovered I could not bring myself to sell any of the books once I had bought them. I stopped selling books, but continued to buy them at a rate of about 200 books a week. Then I found out I could buy them bulk by the pound. Today I have two world records: the most Historical Romance novels in a private collection (8,000+) and the most Disney Duck comic books owned by a single person (10,000+), and at 300,000 books in my current collection, I'm fast closing in on a third world record: the most books owned by a single person.
In 2006, I started The Rabbit Hole. The idea never got off due to lack of start up funds. It had a Zazzle shop to raise money for the project but, never raised enough money to see the vision brought to life. The original plan, was to start a Gothic & Pagan CosPlay shop with an Alice in Wonderland theme, to be opened in the Arts district in Downtown Portland, Maine. At the time, rent for a tiny hole in the wall store front in this area, was going to cost $30,000 a month. Inventory for this niche would require $500,000 in start up funds. Market research soon revealed that Portland was not the right location for the project, resulting in changes to the business plan.
October 18, 2006 a grease fryer bomb blew up my house and a string of race & religion-related hate crimes and vandalisms, lead to my putting The Rabbit Hole project on a back burner, as a group from a local radical church marched around town claiming "God" had told them to drive out "witches". Opposition of my starting a Pagan shop in the area lead to my looking into starting an online store instead of a brick & mortar one.
On December 16, 2006, my boyfriend drove up in my driveway to deliver my Christmas present a few days early: a black 1992 Volvo 240 GL that had belonged to the Irish Mafia and was rumoured to be haunted. (I collect haunted items and this would go on to become my trademarked item).
My beautiful Dazzling Razzberry, as it looked in 2010. EelKat & Marcy with The Dazzling Razzberry aka The Autism Awareness Car (with 2.5million marbles glued to it.)Close-up of the marbles on the Razzberry
While I had dabbled in Voodoo off and on since 1983, in 2010, my life saw a dramatic change when I became an ordained minister. My practice of Voodoo, suddenly went from a passing fancy and side line hobby, to become the center of every aspect of my life. I would go on to become a Medsen Fey and Marji Loa to Dambala Weddo. With this new focus on my spiritual path, The Rabbit Hole saw a change in goals. No longer an Alice in Wonderland CosPlay shop, it was now planned to be a Voodoo, Hoodoo, Rootwork, and Pagan Ritual supply shop.
Plans for The Rabbit Hole continued to expand and evolve over the next few years. In 2012, the business plan saw a dramatic change, when an idea to create a private lable direct sales home party business went underway.
February 21, 2012 I bought retired monster truck race car, No Hurry, and set about designing plans to turn her into a travelling storefront. Construction of The Rosebud Reading Room started summer 2012, as the inside of No Hurry was rebuilt into a travelling pagan supply store.
Alan Berry's Pace Car the famous monster truck "No Hurry" as she looked the day I bought her.No Hurry as she looked inside February 2015 - 2 months before the vandalism.
After a year of work, No Hurry's Rosebud Reading Room was unveiled to the public September 2014. Sadly, local religious hysteria struck again in October 2014 when the first of a series of very violent attacks started against my family, my cars, my farm, and then in April 2015, the worst attack yet struck:
On April 10, 2015, I came home to find that vandals had broken into No Hurry, filled her with sewage and feces, three feet deep, smashed up every bit of furnishings, and kidnaped my 13 cats. 10 months and more then $10,000 of work were destroyed by small minded haters in the space of 3 hours.
2015 was spent in a nightmare spiral of trying to locate the kidnapped cats, while simultaneously, gutting and rebuilding ALL OVER AGAIN, The Rosebud Reading Room inside of No Hurry.
Inside No Hurry today:The Rosebud Reading room, inside motorhome, No Hurry.Client reading in progress in No Hurry's Rosebud Reading Room.No Hurry's kitchenClose-up of No Hurry's overhead cabinets. No Hurry's Alice in Wonderland murals.
In October 2015, plans to go forward with The Rabbit Hole Shop resurfaced when an online friend contacted me to share his story of how he was finally able to get his business up and running. Following the information he gave me, I set about contacting suppliers and at long last, The Rabbit Hole finally began to take shape, changing from a pipe dream to a reality.
January 15, 2016 the time had arrived to buy a web domain and after 10 years of planning finally bring The Rabbit Hole to life.
However, when I went to buy the domain, it occurred to me, that The Rabbit Hole name, no longer fitted the vision of the store. While the plan was still for the store to include CosPlay items, it had evolved into a more New Age, Wiccan, Pagan, Hoodoo, Voodoo, Ceremonial Magic theme shop, plus the search for the 10 remaining kidnapped cats goes on.
Now in 2016, 2 cats have been returned, 1 was murdered (her belly gutted and eyes cut out, and left hanging on my door), 2 were beaten and were last known to be in critical condition requiring life long medical treatment, and 10 of the 13 cats remain missing.
In a last minute change of plans, I decided to rename The Rabbit Hole, naming it in memory of my 13 kidnapped cats (most of whom were black), and thus I bought the domain 13BlackCats instead of TheRabbitHole as originally planned.
13 Black Cats officially opened to the public on February 21, 2016
If you have any information about the whereabouts of the 10 kidnapped cats, please contact me.
EelKat's travelling Gypsy Reading Room: former monster truck, turned Gypsy Reading Room: No HurryFront view of No HurryOther side of No Hurry
You can meet EelKat and see The Razzberry and No Hurry in person @ 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
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